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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1923-07-26
THE BULL RAMPANT

Glenwood City, VISA cattle
truck racing down the street with
siren screaming and mad bull at the
wheel was a sight which met the
eyes of Glenwood City people Satur-
day.
John Heyar and Otto Kamm were
driving a bull to the stockyards
when the animal broke through
the railing. The men, frightened,
jumped out. The bull got one hoof
on the motor accelerator and one on
the horn and went speeding down the
street. Striking a water hydrant on
the corner, the truck careened and
turned over and the mad ride ended.
The bull was uninjured in the tip
over, but the truck was smashed.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1923-07-26
OSCAR AND HAROLD

Bros. Halls and Doolittle of the
Ellsworth Record and the Pierce
County Herald, respectively, were
"buddies" on the recent auto trip OF
the Wisconsin Editorial association
in the eastern part of the state.
Each, in his account of the trip,
wrote a glowing appreciation of tie
others company, and those acquaint-
ed with the two and their real
brotherly conduct as competitors in
that village may understand why the
rest of the fraternity feel a glow OF
pride in an acquaintance with this
unusual but refreshing Damon and
Pythias combination of the Pierce
county press.
Bros. Halls concludes his write-up
of the trip with the following tribute
to his competitor:
Before closing this story we mus.
pay our respects to Friend Dooiittle
as a travelling companion. They
don't make EN- any better. He was
in for anything that would add tc the
life of the party. He was congenial
at all times, and did not hold out on
US if he promoted anything in the
line of refreshments. Az a drummer
he simply knocked 'em for row of
Chinese symbols. In every town the
band played he was the envy of the
small boys who gathered around HIM
IN flocks, and that lyris tenor voice OF
his when he sang eyes, We Have No
Bananas" accompanied by the band,
simply made him irresistible to the
fair ones. He certainly has the
makin's of a sheik."
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1923-07-26
TO PAVE HIGHWAY IL

Highway No. IL has been selected
as the first main arterial thorough
fare for Wisconsin.
This means that under the new law
it will be concerted from end to end,
forming a continuous and perfect
highway in all weathers from Hudson
to GAINESVILLE, and uniting the Twin
Cities and the Northwest with Chica-
go by band of cement.
Several highways competed strong
ly for the privilege of being named
first on the list of state arte1ial
roads; No 16, which is now in much
better condition than No. IL, was one
of the candidates, and there were
three others.-Spring Valley Sun.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1923-07-26
TROUT FRY ARRIVE

A shipment of 125 cans of select
Brown trout fry arrived here last
Thursday evening, and were distri-
buted in the Kinnickinnc at different
points from just above the Pomeroy
farm to the Sherman farm, Each
can contained about 1900 trout.
The River Falls Rod E. Gun Club
had auto trucks at the depot that
evening, and the fry were trans
ported immediately from their pri-
vate car to the stream.
The shipment arrived in excellent
condition from the state hatchery at
Bayfield,. Most of the fish were in
the lingering" class, and well de-
veloped.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1923-07-26
RIVER FALLS MAY HAVE
GAS. BUS SERVICE ON RY

1t is rumored here that the local
branch of the OMAHA is to be PRO-
vided with gas. bus service, to be
operated on a more frequent schedule
than the present train service. The
latter, however, will undoubtedly be
retained.
The gas bus, it is said, will operate
over the tracks, and will stop for pas
sengefs at all crossroads.
This form of service has been tried
out with success in other parts of the
country where highway BUSES have
cut in on rail business, and it will I'M
doubtedly be we'll received in this
territory.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1923-07-26
LAWN SPRINKLING RULES

The dry weather of the past few
weeks has brought the lawn hose into
daily use, and it is called to our at
tention by city authorities that many
patrons are laying themselves liable
to discontinuance of the service
through nonobservance of the rules.
1t would seem that four hours
daily would be sufficient for water
ing the lawns, and this period is al
lowed, but, we are told, many patrons
are using automatic sprinklers and
and other similar devices through
out greater part of each day.
Following is portion of the or
dinance relating to this subject:
RULE l. Hose may be used for
sprinkling purposes if held in the
hand, between the hours of 6 a. m.
and a. m. and 6 p. m. and 8 p. m.
between May l and October l, and
may be used in connection with
lawn sprinklers or spray nozzels one
hour each day within the hours and
dates above mentioned, but no per-
son shall allow hose to be used lying
loose on the ground or attached to
lawn sprinklers, hose reels, trees on
any other supports except as above
stated.
If any person shall violate any of
the foregoing rules or Regulations
his water service shall be cut off and
shall be reopened only upon the pay
want of n nanalty of ono dollar
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1923-07-26
DUST CAUSES AUTO SMASH

Two cars, one owned by Oscar
Olsen of Martell, and driven by mis-
son, and the other occupied by Mr..
and Mrs. P. L. Place collided last
Saturday in front of the Carl Wifi
farm and both machines were badly
smashed.
Mrs. Place, who was thrown
through the windshield and badly
cut by the glass, was the only one in
jured.
A third car, speeding past, threw
up so much dust that Mr.. Place and
Mr.. Olson were unable to see each
other approaching, and they collided
head-on in the center of the road.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1923-07-26
SMITH COLE

Miss Marion Cole and Mr.. David
Smith, both of Moose Jaw, Sask.,
were married there recently They
will make their home in Moose Jaw,
Y ]; ere Mr.. Smith is creid:e mara:cr
or a chln Of wholesale grocery
icuses.
Mr.. Smith is son of Mrs. j. M.
Smith, and spent his boyhood days in
River Falls.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1923-07-26
POSTOFFICE LEASE EXPIRES,
BIDS ARE NOW WANTED

The Postofice Department is adj
vertising for bids for a building to
house the River Falls postofice after
the expiration of the lease on its
present location next month. Bids
will be received by Postmaster ]. A.
Haddow up to and including August
Is, 1923.
The department will lease a build
ing which conforms with the specifi-
cation for term of five years.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1923-07-26
FORD RECORD PRODUCTION

DetrOit-Ford motor No. 100000
went off the assembly line at the
Ford Motor Co. plant July IL, it be-
came known Thursday, establishing a
new production record. The last mill
lion motors have been produced in
six days less than six months. Pro-
duction at the start of the last mil
lion was approximately 1880 motors
day and has been brought to more
than 1900
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1923-07-26
SEN. SKOGMO MENTIONED
FOR u. S. DIST. ATTORNEY

Among the rumors flying in politi-
cal circles is one to the effect that
George B. Skogmo, our state senator,
will be appointed U. S. District At
torney for the eastern district of Wis
consin.
"Skog" announced some time ago
that he was "out of politics" so far as
this section is concerned. He would
make a good District Attorney, and
We hope he gets the place if he wants
it.-Spring Valley Sun.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1923-07-26

Mr.. and Mrs. w. G. Spence, of River
Falls, spent Sunday with her parents
at Browns Corners. Mr.. Spence in
tends to sell their home at River
Falls and move to California. They
have been going to warmer climates
for the winter months for several
years and do not like breaking UP
the home each fall.-Spring Valley
Sun.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1923-07-26
SALE AND PROGRAM

The South Rush River Community
Club will have a handkerchief sale
and program on Wednesday evening,
Aug. g., on the Lawton creamery
lawn.
Ladies are requested to bring a
mans handkerchief and lunch for
two. Coffee will be served free with
lunch.
Everybody welcome.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1923-07-26
ZORN-M Men AMARA

Miss Myrtle Mcnamara of Cylon,
Wis, and Nh. Edward ]. Zorn of
Redwood Falls, Mimi, were married
at Cylon Saturday, July 81, 1923.
They will make their home in Red
wood Falls.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1923-07-26
NOTICE
To Farmers and Breeders

You will find four Draught Stall
lions at ]. NJ. Chinnock's barn, GA
North Main Street, River Falls, Wiz.
No. 171.-adv.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1923-07-26

If in need of anything in the print
ed line, call the Journal, the home of
Quality Job Printing. The best work
at reasonable prices.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1923-07-26
SCHROEGER-LARKIN

Miss Irene Larkin and E. E. Schroe-
ger were married July II, at Wi5con-
sin Rapids by Rev. Black. They will
make their home in Marshfield.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1923-07-26
ICE CREAM SOCIAL

The Kinnickinnic aid will give an
ice cream social at the farm home of
Melvin Iverson next Tuesday evening.
Welcome.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1923-07-26

If you have a used car for sale. or
any other article, list it in The River
Falls Journal Classified AID. columns.
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06
Coming to
GIenwood Springs
DIR. DORAN
Specialist
In internal medicine for tho
past twenty tive years
DOES NOT USE THE KNIFE
Will Give Free Consultation on
"Wednesday, Sept. 18th
Glenwood Hotel
from 10 A. M. to 8 P. M.
One Day Only
One Day Only
They Come Many Miles to See Hin

They Come Many Miles to See Hin
DR.. Doran is a regular graduate il
medicine and surgery and is licensed
by the State of Colorado.
He does not operate for chronic ap-
pendicitis, gall stones, ulcers Of the
stomach, goitre or other chronic dis
eases.
He has to his credit many wonderful
results in diseases of the stomach, liver,
bowels, blood, skin, nerves, heart, kid
ney, bladder, bedwetting ,catarrh, leg
ulcers, rectal ailments and all personal
diseases of men and women.
Below are the names of few of his
many satisfied patients in Colorado:
Mrs. j. A. Lawson, Telluride, gall
stones with complications.
Mr.. Ed Shanahan, Marshall, chronic
appendicitis.
Mr.. Conrad Rcnzelmann, Wray, &C.
zema.
Mr.. NJ. E. Ballard, Telluride, stom-
ach trouble.
Mrs. Andrew Kobilan, Calhan, leg
ulcers.
Mrs. A. X. Squier, 5137 18th Ave-,
Remember above date, that examina-
tion on this trip will be free and that
his treatment is different
Married ladies must come with their
husbands, and children with their par
ents.
Address: Medical Laboratory of DR..
Doran, 335336 Boston Block, Mime
apolis, MINI.
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06
MRS. COW

Some people almost think they own
the spring." said Mrs. Cow.
THAT is the way it seems to my
COW mind, anyway" she added.
"What do you mean?" asked Miss
Cow, whQ was on the opposite side of
the fence.
Well" said Mrs. Cow, "some of
them think that the springtime is the
time for love and poetry and day
dreams and all of that, and they don't
think anyone else has q right to the
spring.
"rhat is, they don't seem to think
anyone else has right to feel spring
like and gay and happy too.
~ know they don't think that COW
enters into the feeling Of spring, and
yet she does just as much as any of
them"
And as far us poetry is concerned,
| too wrote some verses.
81 didn't exactly write them. but
made them up in my own head, and If
you would like to hear them I'll recite
them for you"
Indeed would like to hear you,"
said Miss Cow 81 have always felt
that COWS could be poets.
Not that there Is anything so po-
etical about COW, but a COW is SO
fond of the Out-ofdoOrs and meadows
and fields and brooks and grass, and
all of those things are a part of nature
and nature somehow is so often a part
of poetry.
1--WE heard poets recite. oh, yes,
have. We had poet at our farm last
summer.
ITO be sure" Miss Cow continued,
''he didn't come out and recite poetry
to me as he did to the other members
of the family, but I would hear him
break into verse as he wandered about
the farm with the family.
"Now, when say he broke into
verse, don't mean that he broke into
anything like that.
81 mean he just began It all of a
sudden. You understand?"
"Oh, yes" said Mrs. Cow.
81 think I would be good judge of
poetry, too," said Miss Cow, $50 it
would be well for you to reclte yours
to me. I could criticize it."
''Oh. I don't want it criticized; I
want it liked" said Mrs. Cow.
yet, after all, l would be glad of
your opinion. Only be kindly toward
my efforts, won't you, my dearT'
"Very kind and very fair" said Miss
Cow.
You see" Mrs. Cow said, 81 came
out into the pasture this spring and all
about me ! saw the beautiful green
grass coming up and I saw the trees
opening into buds and l saw the
lovely hillside look green and pleasant
and restful.
Il saw flowers about, but oh, the
pasture was the best of all.
"And the spring seemed to enter my
COW heart with delight. l could almost
have frisked about and jumped for Joy.
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06

Hello, FriendsI Suggested by Char
ley Hubbard as campaign for Henry
Ford: "Grasp the right hand of the
prospective vote firmly, pushing hand
forward toward him, at the same time
starting a rotary, clockwise motion;
then stop suddenly, reverse the mo-
tion, and send him to the doctor for
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06

but | didn't think that looked becom
ing in Mrs. Cow.
but my ideas began to frlsk and
jump and then go into verses. And
here are some of my poetical thoughts :
In the pasture green
Was Mrs. Cow seen,
Moo, moo, moo,
That's the truth too
1t was springtime. ah spring,
Such delight do you bring!
Mrs. Cow will give cream
And so thick will 1t SEEM
And SO thick will 1t be,
All owing to thee.
AMI the springtimes the time
When ] burst into rhyme
And also my work
certainly don't shirk,
But give of my best
In the springtime with zest
II makes me do right
When spring grass is in sighti
IN, moo moo, moo, moo,
The spring I love. l do.''
"Now you KNOW" said Miss Cow,
"that's every bit us good as the poets
verses were
He ended Off lines which rhymed
and he said them so as to make them
rhyme their best just as you do. You
have poetry In your COW soul, Mrs.
Cow, there's no mistake about that"
And Mrs. Cow smiled II cows smile
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06
Heroism

The worlds battlefields have been In
the heart chiefly; more herolsm has
been displayed In the household and
the closet than on the most memorable
battlefields of history.-H. w. Beecher.
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06

On railroad tracks the trains have
the right of way, but almost daily
some automobilist is sent to heaven for
questioning the fact.
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06

your foolish. Yon couldn't lost q
ticket yard long"
G. P: "The hell I couldn It. You
don't know me. I lost q bass drum
once.'
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06
Confirmed Loser

Confused passenger Enormously fumb-
ling through his pockets): "I'm afraid
I We lost my ticket.'
lrate Conductor: "Why, man alive,
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06
Greatness and Truth.

II any man seeks for greatness, let
him forget greatness and ask for truth,
and he will find both.-Horace Mann.
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06
Little People.

I love these little people and 1t is
not slight thing. when they, who are
so fresh from God, love us.-Dickens.
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06
You Must BE Calm.

The language of excitement is at
lest hut picturesque merely. You
must be calm before you can utter
oracles.-Thoreau
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06
Fair Enough

The boss told me to tell you he
wasn't in,' said the Glenwood office
boy.
"All right" replied the collector,
" go back and tell him that T said
wouldn't wait to catch him in the hall
as he comes out"
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06

If you want to sell It advertise Il
in The Glenwood Post. If anybody
wants it you will get results.
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06

Sheriff Winters says when a man
sows his wild oats drought never
comes along and kills the crop.
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06

1t is easy by sitting back and look
ing on to be always right. The man
in the arena is bound to have a few
accidents.
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06
arm splints.

The only time a wife lets her hus-
band have his say without interruption
is when he talks in his sleep.
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06
Killing

The ostrich whispers in distress
And takes it rather i'll,
That he, indeed, is killed to dress
The girl that's dressed to kill.
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06
Official Directory
<-s+.+.+++.+*++s-4s*%++
UNITED STATES SENATORS

q. s. Senator. ..... Lawrence C. Phipps
U. s. Senator. .... Samuel d. Nicholson
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06
DISTRICT OFFICIALS

Senator. .R. c. Callen
State representative. Claude II. Rees
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06

Register U. S. Land Office. ......
.-.'........ waiter spencer
Receiver U. S. Land Office.
.................... .Chas. S. Merrill
District Judge. ..... John T. Shumate
District Attorney. ..... Frank Delaney
Clerk District Court. ID. W. Shores
Division Engineer. "A. J. Dickson
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06

A'i'e nv ihuSSh, 10 hliiCu W dECSs
The girl that s dressed to kill.
1t is easy by sitting back and look
ing on to be always right. The man
in the arena is bound to have a few
accidents.
Sheriff Winters says when man
sows his wild oats drought never
comes along and kills the crop.
About the funniest thing of all, after
what we've been through lately, is a
girl in the act of being scared to death
for fear two or three inches of leg
may show if she's not careful.
The first shall be last and the last
shall be first-from the table to the
grave.
The automobile has ruined the porch
swing. On the contrary, declares
correspondent, the motor car has given
dad and mother chance to enjoy the
swing so long appropriated by the
princess of the family and her callers.
The Boss Knows Everything
The Steno-'Why was Venus de
Milo so popular in the old days?"
The Boss" Because when fellow
wanted to hug her she had no arms to
stop him.
Who III be the first dealer to adver-
tise: "Get an automobile or an auto.
mobile will get your"
There is always brighter side. Be-
ing caught in the rain is disagreeable,
but suppose it came up instead Of
down.
We are a nation of sentimental sob-
berers, who blame president living
for everything we can think of and
praise him dead for everything we can
think of.
The only way to reduce the cost of
living is to make your neighbor quit
cutting such a splurge for you to pat
tern after.
1t is better to get man to work
with you than merely to work for you
AS a man thinketh in his heart so
may it be read in his countenance.
Another nice thing about marrying
n widow is that a mans stomach ism It
made test tube for purposes of ex-
pertinent alton.
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06

About the funniest thing of all, after
what we've been through lately, is a
girl in the act of being scared to death
for fear two or three inches of leg
may show if she's not careful,
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06

There is always brighter side. Be-
ing caught in the rain is disagreeable,
but suppose it came up instead Of
down.
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06

Who IL be the first dealer to adver
tise: "Get an automobile or an auto
mobile will get your"
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06

Another nice thing about marrying
n widow is that a mans stomach ism It
made a test tube for purposes of ex-
perimentation.
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06
The Boss Knows Everything

The Steno|'Why was Venus de
Milo so popular in the old days'"
The Boss" Because when a fellow
wanted to hug her she had no arms to
stop him.
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06
IMPROVED UNIFORM INTERNATIONAL
Su1n}daySchool. q
' Lesson
(By REV. P. B. FITZWATER, D. D.,
Teacher of English Bible in the Moody
Bible Institute Of Chicago.)
&c. 1898. Western Newspaper Union.)
IMPROVED UNIFORM INTERNATIONAL
LESSON FOR SEPTEMBER 9
JOHN MARK

LESSON TEXT-Mark l4:5l-52: Acts
1872; 25-13:5; Acts i5:36-4O; II Tim
All.
GOLDEN TEXT-"Whatsoever thy
hand findeth to do, do it with thy
might"-Eccles 9:10.
PRIMARY ToPIC-John Mark, One
of Paurs Helpers.
JUNIOR TOPIC-The Man Who
Failed and Tried Again.
INTERMEDIATE AND SENIOR TOP
IC-Warhing and Encouragement From
the Life of Mark.
YOUNG PEOPLE AND ADULT TOPIC
Marks Contribution 10 Christianity.
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06
STATE OFFICIALS
STATE LAND BOARD
LEGISLATURE

Register. ..................E Earl Cooley
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06

The first shall be last and the last
shall be first-from the table to the
grave
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06

The automobile has ruined the porch
swing. On the contrary, declares
correspondent, the motor car has given
dad and mother a chance to enjoy the
swing so long appropriated by the
princess of the family and her callers.
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06

We are nation of sentimental slob-
berers, who blame president living
for everything we can think of and
praise him dead for everything we can
think of.
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06

AS a man thinketh in his heart Sc
may it be read in his countenance.
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06

Some people almost think they own
the spring. said Mrs. Cow.
THAT is the way it seems to my
COW mind, anyway" she added.
"What do you mean?" asked Miss
Cow, whQ was on the opposite side of
The Glenwood post., 1923-09-06

1t is better to get a man to work
with you than merely to work for you
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-04-19
MANDAN NEWS
NEW PARK BOARD
GETS UNDER WAY

organization of the Mandan
City Park commission was effected
Tuesday night with Mrs. VIM. Simp-
son taking the seat formerly held by
Fred w. McKendry. Miss Gertrude
Ritchey was elected president for
the coming year. Mrs. Simpson was
appointed supervisor of the play
grounds division Of the commission;
w. J. Gill will head the finance; w.
G. Black, construction, and DR.. IL. y.
Altnow, landscape work.
The commission laid over temper
arily various applications for posi-
tions but at the next regular meet
ing two weeks from now will engage
a life guard and swimming instruct
or who will be in charge Of the
bathing beach at Chautauqua park.
A landscape gardener also will be
engaged at, the next meeting.
A request Of the civic league that
the park commission sponsor an APP
propriate Arbor Day program and
plant trees in the city park for each
Mandan soldier who gave up his life
in the service, was also received and
approved.
The commission will meet with the
incorporatOrs of the Heart River
Amusement company Friday evening
to consider the location of various
pavilions, boat houses, etc. to be
erected by that organization.