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The Washington times., 1923-05-17
HAVE A SMILE.
WITH US


IL - IN
By Nat n. DOrfman.
"HE Prince of Wales is re-
ported ready to renounce
II his throne rather than wed.
says a cable dispatch. Guess he d
prefers to remain uncrowned by
either country or queen.
The sun is said to be 4 per
cent colder this year than last.
Probably another scheme by the
coal barons to bring us to their
feet.
The high price of things that
used to be blamed on the war Is
now being blamed on the tariff. /!
Some people play bridge be-
cause they like 1t, and the
chances are they're the same
people who say they also like
the opera.
An umbrella manufacturer who
was forced out of business de-
clares he couldn't get any people
to buy his commodity as long as
they could borrow them.
Nyn
Yes, Marcellus, you will live to
see the prohibition enforcement
act repealed. provided you don't
drink the stuff they're selling
these days.
No, Alicia. we don't know OF
any young man who won't turn
around and admire you in one
piece bathing suit unless their
wives happen to be along.
No, Omega. heaven doesn't help
the poor working girl as much
as the fellow she works into a
proposal OF marriage,
Yes, Cynthia, no man is brave
enough to tell a woman where
she gets off except the street car
conductor.
No, Napoleon, we don't under
stand Efnstein's theory of reIa-
tjYity, but we believe most any
Thing about relatives.
Perhaps man doesn't protest
against the red, purple. green.
blue, yellow and other colored
shoes the women are wearing be-
cause he comedies they are our
reign-beaux!
.UNSOLVED MYSTERIES.
Why cashiers who pay US our 4
weekly wage wear a scowl as IL
the money was coming out of
their pockets.
Why a woman who has so ,
much to say over the telephone {
to her husband when he is busy
down at the office and very little
to say of interest at home.
Why Congress convenes.
- :.
PHIL OSSIFY SAYS:
An aviator broke the nonstop
flight record recently, but what
ever it was, most women can stay
up in the air longer than that.
The people who go to the coun-
try for their health are outnum-
hered nv those Who on IN disy,Iox :,
The Washington times., 1923-05-17

OF course, the man who makes
these artificial legs will prob
ably have a service car, and if
you had very much trouble you
could phone and he'd come out
and tow you in.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-05-19
More Over Says Law

This points out that while it is
an act of courtesy to move over and
give half of the road to someone who
wants to pass you, it is also Il state
law.
Careful aud circumspect drivers
will demand the right of passing
only when they are going at & reas-
enable rate and find a vehicle in
front of them too slow for comfort
or sanity, points out the Auto Club.
The application of this law HhOuld
be governed in a large sense by gen
eral courtesy. 1t is particularly ap-
plicable to touring conditions in
some Of the Southern California
mountains in this vicinity where
there are wide spaces left for turn
outs and you find a car behind you
going at a more rapid rate than you
are, that is an opportunity TO pull
aside and let the other fellow pass.
AS vacation time comes along,
this is Il good roadrule to keep in
mind and will make vacation driv'
ing more harmonious.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-05-19
Campo Mountain Inn Ideal

and horse back riding and hunting.
Morena dam, known far and wide
for the excellence Of its fishing is
only two miles distant and only IL
miles further into Mexico are lakes
where it is said even better fishing
may be had.
Children welcomed
1t is the plan Of the new owners
to make this place that will be
outstanding in the service that it
gives. Contrary to the policy of
some places children will be more
than welcomed. and everything done
to make the stay Of the family
pleasant. One feature that will be
worked out is boys dormitory. A
large porch on the second story will
be equipped for sleeping quarters
and an experienced man in boys
work put in charge. This will be OPP
Grated much on the same plan as a
scout camp.
The Inn is very accessible, being
directly on the San Diego highway
via Campo, which is considered by
many unsurpassed for its scenic
beauty. This is also the shortest
route to San Diego, and four stages
pass by the doors Of the Inn each
day. 1t is also on the s. D. & A.
railroad and only three hours by
car from the Imperial Valley.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-05-19

with hot and cold water, bath and
electric lights and everything has
been done to insure the comfort Of
the guest.
Rustic Cottages, zoo
In addition there is large annex
and several rustic cottages, varying
in size from, one room up to four,
providing accommodation to fit ev
cry requirement. These are all
modern and d distinct innovation in
mountain cottages is the installation
of built-in features and a buffet
Kitchen. ,t@
Light housekeeping Is optional
and meals may be taken at the Inn
if desired, where reasonable rates
have been established All dairy
products are produced on the ranch,
guaranteeing freshness and quality.
A mountain spring furnishes a boun-
tiful supply of clear, cold, soft
water for all purposes and is piped
everywhere. -
A store well stocked with every
thing that the market affords is
close at hand and eliminates the ne.
cessity Of any one having to take
foodstuffs with him and the added
advantage of having to only buy as
one needs them.
Outdoor sports will be featured
and the surrounding country pro-
Imperial Valley press., 1923-05-19
WOMEN ARE VITAL
FACTOR IN WORK
FOR CAL. FORESTS
Have T0iled to Reclaim,
Save and Conquer
Wilderness
BY CHARLES H. sHINN

Unwritten as yet is the book
which shall relate the part taken
by noble hearted, forest loving wo
men in offices and in field work
these 30 years helping to conserve
our resources.
Many years ago the young wife
of a forest ranger visiting relatives
in a city listened to a lecture de-
livered to a large audience by ia
nous woman, who said: '.Thc wo-
men will no longer be household
drudges. None of our daughters
needs to learn how to make bread
buy it from the bakers.
This greatly amused the ranger s
wife, whose cabin was five miles
from postoffice and 40 miles from
a bakery. She went home and told
it everywhere; she alluded to her.
self as an oh. d.; she continued
to make her own bread and taught
that ancient art to her daughters; !;
she sometimes went out on the fire
fighting lines with her husband and
her children; she saddled her pony
and carried water and food to the
men. Over and over, in those pion-
eer times, our Uncle Sam had the
services Of the entire family for
the wages of one plain ranger.
This woman was passionately de-
voted to the forest; she was run
ming over with vitality and the joy
of life; she was her husband s
true comrade and helper at every
turn; her humor and cheerfulness
were daily inspiration.
Women Fave Done Share
In all the years since the Ma
tional Forest Service began women
have done their share, some i'll Of
flee work, others as keepers of fire
lookouts, a few, in times of need,
as scalers of lumber. All that pre-
vents the much wider use of cdu-
Gated women in the forest work is
their lack of technical training i'll
the best forest schools. This will
come in time. The University of
California is coeducational insti-
tuition and may well lead in the
scientific education of women to
Imperial Valley press., 1923-05-19
Meloland Station Interests

The agricultural experimental
station at Meloland, where hunl.
reds of experiments for the I'M.
provement Of crop conditions iii
Imperial Valley are conducted; the
home of Harold Bell Wright, Ia.
nous author, close by, also are
points worth a visit from any resi-
dent of the valley. +
While hardly to be classed as 4
pleasure trip, visit to the mines
of the Imperial Gypsum Company,
25 miles north of Dunaway on the
San Diego highway affords an op-.
portunity to see one of the newest
of the valley industries in opera
ton. At the mines proper, an i'm,
lnense mountain Of almost pure gyp-
sum, sufficient to keep large
force busy for hundreds of years,
presents an object of wonder to
those who see. it for the first time.
The gypsum is blasted from the
mountain in great Jumps which are
later broken up and hauled to the
company s crusher at Dunaway on
a private railroad. At Dunaway,
the newest settlement in the val.
ley, one is, able to get an idea OF
what Ell Centric, Brawley, Calexico
and the other valley towns looked
like in the pioneer days. Though
the road to the gypsum camp is not
of the best, it can be negotiated
with little difficulty by an exper-
fenced driver. .t+
Even a drive around the valley
to see the immense crops that are
raised here in season, makes an en.
joyable means Of passing spare
time. Possibly we here in the val
ley, being, part of it, lose sight Of
the attractions that really exist,
and it requires one from the out
side to enable us to realize that
Imperial Valley has considerable
to offer us, if we are only willing
to go out in search of it. Z
Imperial Valley press., 1923-05-19
IMPERIAL VALLEY OFFERS DIVERSITY OF
NATURAL WONDERS FOR The MAN
WITH AN AUTOMOBILE AND DESIRE TO SEE

" Well, I have a car, but there
is no place to go down here This
remark is often heard throughout
Imperial Valley, coming from auto
mobile owners, and though it is true
that there are not as many places
Of interest to be seen here in com.
parison with places along the coast
or. in other sections Of California,
nevertheless Imperial Valley is not
without its attractive places for
the automobile owner to visit.
Of course the mountains to the
west are the most popular place for
weekend or Sunday drives, and
many automobile parties head in
that direction each week. The
beauty of the Laguna mountains is
unsurpassed by any regions in Cali
fornia and though it may take a
little effort on the part of the au-
toist seeking new attractions, the
rewards are well worth the effort.
Salton Sea Popular
Possibly the most popular trip
within the valley itself, is to Sal
ton Sea, the mysterious body of
water just west of inland, lying
partly in Imperial County and part
ly in Riverside County. Seldom do
any visitors GOMEZ to the valley
who have not heard of this place
and wish to see it. Here may be
seen a miniature Yellowstone Park,
with hot and cold springs, small
sized volcanoes, hot and cold mud
pots, geysers and paint pots, as the
vari-colored mud spouts are called.
Captain Davis has established re-
sort on Mullet Island, formerly in
the sea itself, but now part of the
mainland, where he has an excel
lent collection of stuffed game, and
curios of all descriptions. A dance
pavilion and picnic grounds make
this a popular place for a Sunday
trip, especially in the cooler months
Of the year.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-05-19
Desert View"
Affords Scene
of Great Beauty

Some there are who declare that
only mountain lights and shadows
possess the subtle beauties and
charms of which poets and artists
rave. That they are glorious and in.
describably lovely there is no doubt,
but the desert possesses beauty
all it's own and q desert sunrise or
sunset at once becomes the joy and
despair of every painter who has at
tempted to transmit Natures glor-
ious colors onto canvas.
Perhaps the most awe-inspiring
scene Of tho desert and its fascin-
alton obtainable in this section can
be had frcm Desert View, up in the
Laguna moutains. This point is
only about half mile from the for
est rangers station, and is easily
accessible, either afoot or by auto
mobile.
The Arizna desert stretches out
on every hand cupped by rising
mounds of hills on the horizon, with
the shimmerly blue waters of the
Salton Sea plainly visible in the dis
tance. Those who know, say that
one can see 200 miles, far off into
Arizona. A galaxy of colors and
tints no mountain tops or valleys
ever knew defy the most clever ar
tist in the world-blues, grays, bril-
liant splashes of vermilion and
orange, browns, and ever and anon
"A sand colored strip where water
flows in winter time.
No one who has beheld the desert
from Desert View could possibly
contend that the vast expanse of
sand is unlovely or unfriendly, or
that its splendid beauty is any the
less real than that of higher nlaces.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-05-19
Laguna Salada Also

Laguna Salada, another large
body Of water, about 90 miles south
west of Mexicali draws hundreds of
visitors each year. This water is
largely back-water from the Gulf
Of California and though there are
no attractions there, the trip down
gives one an excellent view of
Mexican life, the quaint homes and
lives Of the Mexican people offer
ing something new in the way of
novelty.
Signal Mountain, several miles
west Of Calexico, lying partly in
the United States and partly in
Mexico offers an opportunity for
one to test his hill-climbing abili,
ties, the reward being an excellent
view Of the valley and Mexico and
the opportunity to study one of the
most curious rock formations in
California Recent discussion of
the advisability of building an au.
tomobile road to the summit Of the
mountain will doubtless bear fruit
later and it is possible that at mo
remote date many valley people
who now know the mountain only
sfrom several miles view Of it, will
be. able to say they have been to
the top. :s
Mexicali, of course, is another
object Of interest. Not only to
those who desire to alleviate an
arid feeling caused by the legis-
llative ability of Mr.. Volstead, but
to those who like to see Chow the
other fellow lives,' this city in old
Mexico presents opportunity for a
lively sightseeing trip. The cos
mopolitan population existing
there, many Of whom are Chinese
still retaining the customs of their
country is indeed unique. The cur
ious stores and houses, the attrac
Ative plaza and the governor pa
lace draw many visitors.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-05-19
Don't Forget Your Auto Manners
When You Drive in Mountains

Stubborn auto drivers who think
they are standing ON their legal
rights, when as a matter of fact,
they have no rights, are going to gte
into trouble this summer in travel
ing mountain highways if they don 7
watch out, warns the Auto Club OF
Southern California.
A number of letters have been
received by the Southern California
club from irate auto owners who
claim that many motorists are not
aware of clause in the state Motor
Vehicle Act, towit:- Section 90 CD,
which reads as follows:
cit shall be the duty of the
driver, rider or operator of a We
'hicle about to be overtaken and
passed to give way to the right
in favor Of the overtaken vehic
lie, on suitable and audible signal
being given by or on behalf of
the operator, driver or other
person in charge and control of
such overtaking vehicle if such
overtaking vehicle be "a motor
vehicle.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-05-19
Newly Renovated Hotel
Offers Every Vacation
Advantage
NEAR MANY LAKES
Horseback Riding, Fish
ing, Hiking Only Few
of Diversions

One Of the most important
changes in the management of our
mountain resorts this year is the
taking over of the Campo Hotel at
Campo by Mrs. E. E. Walters and
her son, Byron Walters, prominent
attorney Of San Diego.
The name has been changed to
The Campo Mountain Inn and the
whole place thoroughly remodeled
and renovated. The interior wood
work will be finished in blue gray
and the furniture will be done to
match. The Inn building itself con.
tains 80 rooms and is built on the
hunting lodge style with large
lounging room and open fire places,
of which there are three. A large
veranda runs around the building,
giving it an exceptional air of solid
comfort. 1t is modern in every way
vides ideal places for hiking trip,
Imperial Valley press., 1923-05-19

carry On some of the most impor-
tant lines of forest work.
One thing is certain-women
have loved the great outdoors, the
trees, the wild life, the lakes, the
streams, mountains; for just as
many ages uncounted as have the
men. They have done their full
share in conquering the wilderness
and have steadily aided in creating
a public opinion here and elsewhere
in favor of protecting our forest
resources. At every crisis, in
every neighborhood, all over Cali
fornia, they have spoken up for
forestry,
Imperial Valley press., 1923-05-19

Here are the joys Of happy days
Roughing it!
What do we care for the social cry,
The coming feats Of the by and by;
How small they look when you re
up so high
Roughing it!
What do we care for frills and hens,
Or evening frocks, or handsome
men;
When here in the woods with q twit.
tering wren
Roughing it!
Imperial Valley press., 1923-05-19

What do we care for the things that
are lost,
The smiles, the tears and the bitter
cost;
Everything now to the wind ID
tossed
Rouehing it'll
Georgia Hicks Hixon in Outdoor
Life"
(Note-Mrs. Hixon, whose de-.
lightful poems on the great outdoors
have appeared in several leading
ma gazines, is now o resident Of FL
Centro,)
Imperial Valley press., 1923-05-19
Roughing It

What do we care ii the wind is high,
And the sun hides out, and there Is
rain in the sky;
When ere lcosed from the world
with never sigh
Roughing it!
What do we care for the tangled
ways,
The boulders big, and the rugged
caves:
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-03
JuntoS en- TN banquete

En- la noche del jueves retropasado,
celobr0se en- el hotel BiltmOre de New
York, un banquete., tal yez dnicO en- la
hictoria. no por Ia suntuosidad de-
rroche que en- el Sc hiciera, sino pOr la
clase de comensales que participaronl
Jueees, y crininales absueltos des-
pu6s del cumplimienfo de su ccndena,
mas unos cuantos sefOres que Sc han
interesado por los reclusos durante el
tempo que permanecieron EN- la priA
sion V filantr6picamnte proveyeron por
su mantenimiento y educaei6n.
Preslii0 el actO el vicepresidente de
Ia association on favor de los delincuen-
tes Mr. George Russell Peabody jun
to a 6l estaba su secretario Charles
Inger.
FL jucz Louis D. Gibbs. del Bronx
estaba sentadO juntO un criminal
a quien cOnden0 a presidio hace va
rios afiOs enfrente hacfa pOr Ia vida
I'm famoso carterista que un tempo
fu6 el panic0 de Ia barriada.
Otro de los comensales era un in
diviluo que para salyar de la cdrcel
a un amigo Sc dej6 arrestar y conde-
mar cumplir In sentencia en- lugar
del verdadero culpable.
FL juez Gibbs habl6 los postres
sohre Ia necesidad que hoy Sc expert
menta en- la sociedadR de hoinbres de-
sinteresados Y filantr6picos que quie-
ran ayudar leyantar nj cafdo sin
detenerse considerar Qui6n puede ser
este
lie sigui0 en- el uso de la palnbra
el criminal quien el hnbfa c0ndenado
el cual empez0 >diciendo:
"HGoe cinco ailos que fuf condnnado
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-03

bic que muchas de. las grandes cate
,dralesa cat6licas del Nuevo Mundo ex-
perimenten la delectacion sublime de
Dir el Coro de la Capilla Sixtina donde
',pfcia el Santo Padre.
Los eternos descubrimientos artisti-
cos.+Mientras sc hacian excavaciones
en- el Corso umberto de Roma Ne des-
cubrieron restos de un antique Campo
ade Marie que ,ocupo anteriormente un
sitio en- ell centro de la ciudad. Fue
tambien desenterrada una iglesia me-
dioeyal. Cinco yardas debajo estan
los, renlanentes de. un eamino romano
" parties de un arco de tempo de los
semperadores romanos. Debajo de los
s0tanos de los palacios que forman
ahora la Bolsa Sc han traido luz
fragmentos de un viejo temple de
Neptune. Asf mismo hanse idescu-
bierto trazos de I'm vasto palacio de
la epoca imperial, cerca del famoso
Palacio de Venecia.
GrandiOsa exhibici6n de arte sagra-
dO.-La exhibition de arte sagrado
que Sc efectuara en- el Vaticano en-
1924 sera ell mas grande despliegue
de artfculos eclesiasticos jamas reu-
nidos nj en- los tiempos medioevales
nj en- los modernos. Miles y miles de
peregrinos de todas parties iran a Ro-
ma a pagar su tribute al Sumo Pom
tiice,
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-03
INFORMACION DE ITALIA

COmbatiendo los enemigos del ca.
tOlicismO.-En Italia Sc ha iniciadc
activa canpaiia en- defensa de la reli.
gi6n nacional al extreme oe haberse
advertido al embajador. ,italiano. er
Washington, que haga conocer Ia
Sociedad de Jovenes Cristianos GYM
G. A.) y a los metodistas americanos
la obligation material que contraen
de no hacer propaganda de proselitis.
mo en- Italia, nacion muy cat6lica,
"cue no necesita Tartufos .en traje
protestante nj poderes secretos que
trabajen en- la sombra" El sentimien-
to publico italiano Sc ha resentido lil-
timamente contra ciertas sociedades
religioaas extranjeras, cuyas activida-
des estan, en- pugna con la consideraE
ci6n a la hospitalidad italiana.
Italia y MejicO, en- tratados, ecOn6mil
cOs.-Ha llegado Mejico con ell ca
racter de embajador extraordinariosd de
Italia el captain Ezio Garibaldi, ME-
to del gran patricia italiano de. igual
apellido, que tiene a su cargo la mi
sion de elaborar un inportante trata-
do de amistad y comercio entire Me-
jico Italia. Esta Ultima necesita
mucho del material primo en- abundant
cia del primero, que su ,yez necesi-
ia brazos colonizadores Y algunas mat
nufacturas italianas. Ell captain. Ga
ribaldi vivi6 en- Mejico y conoce con
extension los recursos maravillosos de
tan prodigioso suelo.
Excursion artistica impOrtante.-
Ell Coro de la Capilla Sixtina de Roma
ha llegado a los EE. UU. en- su pro-
puesta excursion artfstica por varias
naciones americanas. Esta es una So
ciedad que ha conquistado justa fama
por la musicalidad de sus inimitables
voces y la orquestaci6n de sus tradi4
cionales cantos religiosos. Es posi-
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-03

CHA FUNERARIA DE SAN JUANi
Pues vease con don Ramon Fournier.
en- los altos del Edi6cio de "Las Mon,
jas Cristo ~ y medic. ALI obtends&
Ell mejor servicio frnerario y a precio
de situaci6n. Visitelo antes de orde.
mar el ssrvicin que necesite, TelGfo
no 6S.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-03
HOTEL MALLORCA
GALE DE TETUAN No. 8.

Este Hotel es uno de los mas fres-
cos y Ell meiOr situadO de la ciudad.
,HahitaciOnes c6modas y bien venti-
ladas con su serviciO complete y exec
lentes comidas.
Sc admiten abOnadOs a precios de
situaci6n.
Tel6fonO No. 1874. Tetuan No. s.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-03
PATRoNEs PARA LABoREs.-Cu

dernos con disefos instrucciones pa
ra hacer toda ciase de labcres. Cada
cuaderno para una labor distinta. Al
pedir, indique 81 10 desea para crochet,
bordado, etc. Los Muchachos. San
Juan. p. r. 60
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-03
cUARENTA MIL MEDICos

Ell doctor William J. Mayo, notable
cirujano de Rochester, Mimi, mani
festo ha pocos dias en- la convention
celebrada en- el colegio de cirujanos
de Chicago, que en- los Estados Uni
dos estan prestando sus servicios cua-
reenta mil cirujanos, muchos de los
cuales no reunen eapacidad requerida
para ejercer su profession. De estos
solamente hay diez mil que merezcan
ser calificados como tales, juicio de
tan distinguido hombre de ciencia.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-03
SECCI0N DE HOTELES
PALACE

Plan EurOpeo. Capacidad para $50
PasajerOs.
Ell hotel ideal para hOmhres de me-
gOciOs y turistas de experiences.
Habitaci6n con banjo para 1 perDO,
ma, desde $1.5O.
Habitaci6n con banjo para 2 persO-
mas, desde $500.
Restaurant Table d'Hote: Almner-
20 SIPS, COmida $1.5O y a la Carta.
PreciOs m6dicOs.
CuandO visite San Juan h&ga del
PALACE su residencia.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-03

En- esta secci6n daremcs prsterencia
a los alquiIeres de casas y habitaciones,
obietos perdidos, vents y compra de
7ropiedades y todo aquello do inter6s
general:
Por Is palabras, I'm Ga., -. S 0SO
Durante 2 dias. ............. OTIS
Una semana ............... 4.OV
Una quincsna. ............. 400
Un mes .................... 500
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-03

"a Ii carcel por Mr. Gibbs y desde
entonces nunra tuve oportuidad de
haillar con Ell; su Iecci0n fue buena,
pero me hizo POGO bien.
Fin cambio me atreyo a afirmar que
81 hubiera lnuehos hombres como estos
que ferman la asociaci6n Ell favor de
los .delincuentes las carceles estarfan
Yacfas'
Qtfo exconyicto que habfa cumplido
una condena de seis amos habl6 los
comensalcs.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-03

WELLS OUTLINE OF HISTORY
Nueva edicion de volumenes $500:
$500 dinero con la orden. Q. Henry,
IL yol1menes $l4.OO; $1,000 dinero con
la orden. Review Of Reviews Corpora
ton, Chas., w. Macdonald, represen-
tante, apartado 1888, San Juan. Ills