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SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-07-17
'.yvET's

ce rozrusen, Lev Tfinacty ne
daval vsak jeho mineni a od-
povedel cisari, ze dava pravo
dvornfmu almuzniku, ably pro-
vedl tajny pohreb. Ale Franti
SEX Josef nalehal znovu, aby
papez povolil slavnostni po-
hreb, nell, ze by Sc VIDAL trd-
nu. We velke sve dobrote srd-
ce a tisni Lev Trinacty ma ko-
nee vyhovel prosbam stareho
panovnika, jejz zivot jiz tolik
zkousel. Pohfeb arcivevodIv
byl tedy konan yeskerou CIR
kevni pompou. A to bylo vel
kou lt6chou pro uboheho Fran
tiska Josefa, ktery We sve du-
81 vidal Sc jiz trlnu Ma
nestestf dozvedel Sc vsak o u
minenem odporu kardinala
Rampolly a projevil slabost, re
ma nej "a to nevrazil jako "a
,,osobnf urazku Pc trinacti
,letech a Sesti m6sicich zemrel
Lev Tfinacty. Pamatujete Sc, $
jakou horoucnosti vse, co v ka
,tolickem svete znamena Stroke
no ducha a svobodomyslnost,
itouzilo pc zvoleni kardinala
Rampolly, ale pamatujete Sc
,,tez, ze v posledni den konkla-
i've, v rozhodnem okamziku kar
'dinal arcibisku krakovsky pro-
nesl jmenem cisare Frantiska
,,proti kardinalu Rampollovi sve
Ivylucujici veto. A byl zvolen
ikardinal Sarto! A name tax
|pontifikat Pia Desateho!
Take, bez mayerlingskeho
''dramatu byl by to jeste vznese
ny a uslechtily duch Iva Tri-
|nacteho, ktery by ridil dosud
katolickou spolecnost! :"
Nase rozmluva skoncila te.
mitO slOvy.
/ Jestlize by predchazejici u
dani musila byt jeste dale po.
,tvrzena, mohl bych udat, ze
dine 4. unora 1911, jako fran
''couzsky vyslanec v Sofii,
incl jsem kralem Ferdinan-
dem dlouhou rozmluvu o tajem
me smrti arcivevody Rudolfa
iVypravoval jsem mu, co mi re
kla cisarovna Eugene. Kral
Iprohlasil:
"Mdj bratr Flip mi nikdy
mic nerekl 0 dramate, jehoz
byl s Hoyosem svedkem. l VII
,,ci mne zachoval slovo, ktert
'dal cisari. Ale vim odjinud, &
to do nejmensi podrobnosti, CT
sc sbehlo v Mayerlingu a mo
hu vam zarucit, ze yypravova
nj cisarovny Eugene je pre-
; sne."
Racte prijmouti, pane redi
tell, atd. atd.
Maurice Paleologue, fran
couzsky velvyslanec.
Dejiny prave tax jako san
lid pfestaly sc sice interesova
vsedni drama, kdysi zajima
We tim, re hlavni osoba zdal;
Sc byti rodem povolana, alb.
kdysi hrala velkou llohu, al,
je svrchovane zajimayo odhal'
nj, ktere ukazuje, Nze zvolen
lkardinala Rampolly bylo IA
kouskym cisarem prekazen'
!, ne snad nejakych nedozna
telnych politickych pricin, ny
! brz pouhe pomstychtiyost
. >starce, ktery sam 81 byl dobr
vedom, re konec jeho rise j
. ,bliZky a pres to nehledal "a
chrany We spravedlnosti k
Ivsem narodlm.
!. =, , .
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-07-17
.POSLEDNf TEcKA MA
i MAYERLINCSKEM
II DRAMATU.

Nedavny lie Temps" uverej-
nuje mayerlingskem drama
tn dopis pana Maurice Paleo-
loguea, byvaleho velvyslance
francouzske republiky a redi-
tele politickych veci v zahrani
cnim ministerstvu francouz-
skem, dopis, ktery bude jiste
hojne citovan a ktery proto
zde prekladu podavam. Je
zajimavy nejen svym obsa-
hem nybrz j duchem, ktery z
neho vane. Pan Paleologue,
ktery Sc holedba, ze je p0tom
KEN byzantskych cisaru byl
vysokym a vlivnym hodnosta-
rem velke francouzske rfpus
bliky, dovede projevovat svou
poddanskou oddanost vIci vlad
cum a mqipym tohoto sveta o
pravdu byzantinskou ponize-
nosti a po tomto jeho dopisu
nikdo jiz Sc nebude veru divit,
proc byl i pouhym pozlatkem
Horthyova pseudotrunu do te
miry oslnen, re jeho kratko-
zrakost stupnovala Sc skoro v
slepotu.
Dopis mi takto:
Rediteli Tempsu:
Pane rediteli, clanek ktery
jste predevcirem uvefejnili Q
smrti arcivevody Rudolfa, kon
ci temito slovy:
"Po r1znych svedectvich, @
nichz jsme Sc zminili, tajem-
stvi zustava dale uplnym ta-
jemstvim."
Pokud Sc mne tyce, pro mne
jest ono tajemstvi davno osvet
leno duv6rnym sd6lenim, ucin6
nym mi cisarovnou Eugenii, dG
vernym sdelenim, jez mozno
jiz dnes verejnosti sd6lit.
Mel jsem cest znati cisarov.
nu Eugenii, ktera neprojela n
kdy Pafizi, aby mi neposkytla
pfilezitost, slozit il hold.
Nuze, 16. cervence 1906
vrativsi Sc z yachtove plavbs
po Stfedomofi, dala mne zavo
lat do hotelu Continental, kdt
Sc nekolik dni ubytovala. Do
stavil jsem Sc lined k jeji w
I'VE: nase rozmluva trvala dvi
hodiny.
Vyptavsi Sc mne podrobn,
na francouZskou zahranicn
politiku (bylo to dobe kris,
algecirasske) vypravovaIa m
o SVEN pobytu v Islu Il cisaf,
Frantiska Josefa:
Otiskuji tn doslova zapis
ktery jsem 81 ucinil po odcho
du cd cisarovny.
"Je tomu jiz rada let, fekl
mi, co .jsem nevidela cisar
Frantiska Josefa. Naposled t
bylo V Cap-Martin, roku 1895
Trikrate dial mi vyslovit knei
nou Metternic.lovou (PavIin;
nedavno zemfela, kdysi cho
rakousko-uhersEeho yyslauc
v Paffzi q prftelkyne cisaro,
nina) sve pfani, ,patrit mn
az bych projizdela pobliz j,
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-07-17

Bratfische, ktery byl povestny
zpivanim a piskanim tyrol-
skych melodif. Po ukonceni We
cefe kazdy Sc odebral do sve-
no bytu, nebot' NELL jiti casne
rano ma hon. Arcivevoda a Ma
RE Vetserova bydlili v kraj-
MIN kridle zamecku, FLIP Ko-
bursky a Hoyos v kridle na dru
he strane. Hned, jakmile byl
Rudolf sam Sc svoji milenkou,
,,vypravoval il o desnem vystu-
pu Sc svym otcem 0 cestnem
SVEN zavazku, Ike kteremu svo-
lii pod vyhr1zkou, ze bude W.
,deden. Vetserova chladne odpo
,vedela: "Taky ia ii muslin ne
leo fici; jsem 1tezkem." Te-
ihdy nastala mezi obema milen-
lei, kteri Sc zboznovali, d6sna
scena zoufalstvi a lasky. Opa-
kovali 81 "NemIzeme ziti. Ze-
mfemez 81 v naruci! Skonce-
mez jeste dnes v noci! Bdh Sc
mad nami smiluje!" v nejvys-
sim stupni rozruseni Rudolf
lchopil Sc revolveru a zastrelil
MARI kuli, namirenou do pr
sou. Pc te, svleknuv il, polozil
iii pietne ma sve loze. Nekolik
lkytic ruzi zdobilo loznici, arci-
Ivevoda wal kvetiny pokryl
jimi mrtvolu. Nacez napsal sv6
matce dlouhy dopis, pocinaji-
| ci takto: "Maminko, nemam
|jiz prava ziti, zabil jsem -
Timto dopisem Sc cisarovna do.
lvedela o vsech podrobnostech,
ktere jsem yam prave sverila,
X seste hodine ranni sc zastre-
I'LL j sam Rudolf kuli do hlavy,
Dive hodiny pc te sluha arciv6
|vody, ktery prisel sveho pana
probudit, pokusil Sc marne ote.
writ dvere. Nedostavaje zadne
odpovedi ma sve volani, bezel
pro Filipa Koburskeho a pre-
Hoyose. Vsichni tri pristavili
zebrik Ike zdi a vstoupili do lo5
mice, rozbivse okno Kdy5
Flip Kobursky Hoyos ozna,
mill udalost cisari Frantisku
Josefovi, dal Jim prisahat, ze
|nikdy nikomu nebudou vypra
|vovat mayerlingske drama: n
!jeden nj druhy nezradil svt
lprisahy :. ;"
Ponevadz cisafovna Eugene
(ktere bylo prave 6smdesat {
|jeden rok) zdalo sc mi byti u
navena dojemnou horoucnosti
lkterou vlozila do sveho dlou
heho vypravovani, delal jsem
ljako bych Sc chtel zvednout, a
bych Sc poroucel. Ale ona da
la mi posunkem znameni, a
bych Sc znovu posadil a hla
Isem uklidnenym pokracovala
"Tot' neni vse. Rika sc ca
! sto, re sebevrazda arcivevod,
Rudolfa zasadila neblahou IA
''nu dynastii Habsburku a re $
z nj jiz nevzpamatovala. Dc
-'znavam, re tom smeru prici
tam jen zcela nepatrny VII
t mayerlingskemu dramatu. Nj
| sto ably Sc jmenoval Rudol1
: dedic Frantiska Josefa jmenu
je Sc nyni Frantisek Ferd
nand; nemyslim, re by tim {
: sud rise rakousko-uherske BY
s ,valne zmenen. Ale intimni tr
gedie %. ledna roku 1873
: 'mela jiz mimo Rakousko-Uhe
-asko nesmirny dusledek, 0 ktt
rem obecenstyo nevi a kter
dude miti MONA vazny vliv n
7 imravni socialni stav svet;
: He, co chci rici... Dov6d6v $
. o smrti sveho syna, cfsar Fra
e Itisek Josef telegrafoval lime
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-07-17

mofim rozhodla jsem Sc, navsti
Wit ho: costa neni prllis dlou-
ha Terstu do Islu. Zustala
jsem tam po diva dny. Clsar
mne, abych tax rekla, skoro
ami neopustil. Prochazeli jsme
sc dlouho sami diva Jaka to
podivna v6c, sympatie! Jestli-
ze je nejaky vladar, pro nehoz
me jmeno vyvolava smutne
vzpominky, je to Frantisek Jo-
sef. Nuze, pres udalosti roku
1859 byl nam yzdy oddan, me-
mu muzi a mne; vi, re v roce
1866 byl to sfsaf Napoleon, kite
ry zabranil Prusdm vejit do
Vidne A tax tedy mohla
jsem MIN po libosti rozpra-
vet. Zdalo sc mi, ze mu to by
10 prijemne. A bylo to pfijem-
ne i mne. Vzpomente 81, re
jsme, on a ia, posledni ma Ii
We pozlstali z davnych dob.
Mimo krale svedskeho, Oska-
ra Druheho, ktery byl tax ma
10 vmisen do vseobecnychS de-
jim Evropy, cisar rakousky a
ia jsme poslednimi panoyniky,
kteri byli pritomni udalostem
y DOLBY pred rokem 1870 A
pax, byli jsme oba tax nest'a-
stni! Je ydovec tax jako ia
jsem vdova. Jeho zena byla
zavrazdena: m1j muz zemrel
zarmutkem. NaSi diva synove
zhynuai tragicky. ia ztratila
svuj trun a on ztrati MONA
brzo polovici svych statu. A.
no nest 'astny cisaf je presv6d-
cen, ze popreje-li mu Buh jeste
|nekolik let zivota: spatri roz-
|drobeni rise rakousko-uherske.
Myslil vzdy, re krise nenasta-
me "a jeho zivota: nemysli to
ljiz a je vsechen zoufaly. Sepa-
Iratismus della desne pokroky v
Uhrach. Rozyod Svedska a
!Norvezska ukazal Mad arGm,
ze rozlouceni jest lehka vec
Ach, nest astny cisar! Mlj po.
byt v Islu, ktery mi byl TAX
,prijemny, mne pfece jen vel
! mi zesmutnil!"
Pc techto siovech Sc clsafo,
Ina ma okamzik zamlcela, "a
! ln1hnfujic oci.
Rekl jsem il tehdy:
"Ponevadz Vase Velican
stvo mi osvedcuje tolik duver,
smel bych Sc odvazit no re
ptat, zda svymi vztahy k rakol
'skemu dvoru mohlo by objas
nit tajemstvi mayerlingske
,Znam nekolik versi dramatu
ivsechny 81 vzajemne odporuj
"a temer vsechny Sc mi zdaj
lbyti fantastickymi.'
Pc chvili vahani cisarovn;
|mi odpovida, prizvukem pc
|nym a kratkym, ktery caste
'jejich slovech dava Sc znoyl
!projevovat panovnici:
| "Ano, znam uplne mayer
lingske drama; znam je tai
!dobre, ze sc nemusim obava
zadneho dement, dejin. Povir
IVAN je. HE, takova jsou fax
TIA: zyedela jsem je primo 0,
lcisarovny Alzbety "a iejiho p
'sledniho pobytu ma Cap-Mai
tin :. 20. ledna 1889 k pat
hodine vecerni, cisar Frantise
Josef mel sc svym synem We
mi prudky vystup ohledn6 yslf
cny Vetserove; pohrozil mu d
konce, re no vydedi, jestlize
Iprerusi Timed tento pohorsliv
|pom6r. Cisar Sc vyjadfoval tc
! mem tax prudkym, ze arcivev
: Ida, pOdesen, na konec slibil S
. 'odpoutat cd sve milenky; al
-lzadal syeho otce o dovoleni, ;
by il smell jeste naposled vide
ably Sc s nj rozloucil: mel prs
I've nj veceret, onoho vecer
" okOli Vidne, v Mayerlingl
ICisar svolil: "Jdi dnes vece
, iale pote jiz il nespatris. Nez;
y
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1923-06-14

GHERIFF'S SALE-By virtue OF
, writ Of f ia 10 me directed, issued out OF
the Court of Chancery of the State Of New Jer-
sey, will be exposed to sale at public venuue, on
MONDAY, the a5th DAY of JUNE. 1928,
between the hours of IL O'Clock and O'Clock.
time) in the afternoon OF said day,
at the Court House, IN the Borough OF Free
isfv a decree Of said Court, amounting to
Approximately S7.S5S.@o.
All that certain tractor parcel Of land, situate
lying and being in the Township OF Ocean.
III the County Of Monmouth and State of New
Begirning at a point on the south Shrews-
bury River on the boundary between the
lar nd of said Nellie I,aid1aw and land OF Eliza
beth f. Cafef which point is the center OF
the westerly boundary of a lot known and
designated as Lot No. so as laid aown on GER
tain map known as A Map OF Seabr1ght" a
COPY Of which was duly hlet in the office OF
the Clerk of Monmouth County, at Freehold,
New Jersey, on The 18th OF January, a. d., 1870,
and running thence ~ easterly along SAID
boundary line to a point where said boundary
line is infersected by the center line OF the
right of way of rhe New Jersey Southern Rail
road Company thence (2) in a northerly oil
rection along the center line of said right OF
way, fifty eight feet; thence (3) again IN an
eastery direction, two hundred and twenty
feet more or less, to the high water marx OF
the Atlantic Ocean, at a point distant nortn-
erly forty-three feet, more or less, from the
point Of Intersection of the continuation of
of Nellie Laidlaw and the land OF Elizab beth F.
Ca1ef with the high water mark OF the
Atlantic ocean; thence "a again in north
erly direction along the high water marx OF
the Atlantic Ocean, one hundred and thirty
two feet more or less to the southerly boun-
Diary line oflot No 81 on the aforesaid map
thence( WESTERLY along the said scutherly boun-
Diary Hue of lot No 81 of Seabright, and parallel
with the first course, named to the South
Shrewsbury River; thence TO- southerly along
the shore of said River, one hundred and sew
enty-hve feet to the point place OF begin
Mug; excepting and reserying out of said plot
of Fans Strip sixty feet in width running
across the same, one hundred and seventeen
feet more or less from the northerly line OF
said land andthirty feet in width for the re-
naming ifty-eight, half of strip fort the last
fifty-eight feet being contained in land OF
the aforesaid Elizabeth F. Calef, the whole OF
the above described strip being laid down on
the aforesaid map and used and occupied by
the New Jersey Southern Railroad Company,
its successors or assigns, aud also a strip
sixly-six feet ia width the same Is opened
and used for public road or turnpike; to-
gethef with all the riparian rights that said
party of the first part has in and to the South
Shire wsbury River and Atlantic ocean ad-
Joining and contiguous to the premises
herein before described.
Seized the property OF Gizella Jelllnek et
ais taken in execution at the suit OF Helen
G Sahler, and to be sold by
WALTER H. GRAvATT, Sheriff,
Dated May 20, 1923.
Lum Tamb1yn & colyer. Solicitors, $32'54
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1923-06-14
All Perfectly Simple.

" Two Americans visiting London
went to see the fire station, and, see
ing one of the fremen, said:
do you know, in America we use
a nine-inch hose for fires, not skinny
three-inch hose like you have"
oh replied the fireman. I'VE only.
use this for washing down the station.
This" he said (holding up twelve
inch hose), sis what we use In case
Of fires. When we want to send q
man to the top of building we place
him on the hose, turn on the water,
and he's up there In no time"
"Ah!" said one of the Americans,
shut how does he come DOWN."
'Well," said the fireman, "he puts
his arms around the jet of water and
slides down."
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1923-06-14
A Has Been

An Irishman, who wasn't much of a
hunter, went out to hunt one day, and
the first thing he saw to shoot at was
a bird sitting saucily on the top of a
fence. He blazed away and then
walked over to pick up the victim.
What he happened to find there was
dead frog, which he raised carefully
at arms length, looking as it with a
puzzled air. Finally he remarked;
"Well, but We was deuce of a
foine-looking burd befur Oh blew the
fithers off o. vel"
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1923-06-14
The Alternative

While at lunch with William Ap-
bingdon and Willie Collier, the actors,
young Engllshman, also an actor,
INDUCED III numerous criticisms Oh
America and American institutions. 1t
became very distasteful to Abingdon,
who is British subject and was not
permitted to join the army even tho
he applied.
III you don't like America and her
people," suggested Abingdon to his
Younger fellow countryman, why
don't you go over to England and
help fight for your own country
You could get in the army"
mo, couldn't" the younger Eng
lishman fastened to explain. i
tried. but they wouldn't let me in be-
cause they said ! had floating kid
ney."
"Well," suddenly i1terjected Collier
with a bite of sarcasm, that wouldn't
kee2 you from joining the navy, would
lt?"
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1923-06-14
HIS MISTAKE

They had been engaged three years.
but there seemed no indications that
the good ship Matrimony was hover
ing in the offing. she was getting rest
less. but when she touched the sub
iect he doxterously turned the coEyer
sation.
Recently he turned 1t off to physio-
Iogy. a science Of which he was a
student.
eyes" he said, airily, 1T is
strange, but wcll,autheltic@tcd fact,
that the whole Of the human body
changes every seven years. You, my
dear. are Miss Jones now. In seven
years you will have changed COM
uletely. Not particle OF your pres
emit self will be left; but all the same
YOU will still be Miss Jones'"
"Oh, / shall?" said the angry dam
sci. Juggling away at the third finger
ef~her left hand Il assure you !
wort. if I have to marry IA milk
man! OF all the impudence-Here
take your ring and | never want to
see you again"
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1923-06-14
No Real Danger.

'eEe's perfectly quiet, ladies'" re-
marked the liveryman to the two girls
who were about to hire horse and
trap. only you must take care to keep
the rein off his tail"
1--WE won't forget" they replied.
When they returned the hveryman
inquired how they had got on.
"Splendidly," they explained. eve
had one rather sharp shower, but we
took it in turns to hold the umbrella
over the horses tail, so there was no
real danger!"
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1923-06-14
A Catch Question.

A man entered the office of promi
nent lawyer in hurried manner and.
addressing the lawyer in quick tone,
said, tx. want you to tell me,
is it legal for man to marry his
widows sister?"
"Why," said the attorney, that
question never occurred to me before.
I'll look it up"
He started to reach a legal tome
from a high sheIf-in fact, had his
hand upon book-when the drift Of
the question flashed upon him. and the
book of law quickly Jew from the at
torney's hand at the head disappear.
ing thru the Office doorway.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1923-06-14
Never AGAIN

A philanthropic lady visited an asyl-
UNI not long ago and displayed great
interest in the inmates. One old man
particularly gained her compassion.
~And how long have you been here.
mygman?" she inquired. i
Twelve years." was the answer.
do they treat you well?"
Eyes"
After addressing Few more ques-
lions to him the visitor passed on.
She noticed a smile broadening on the
face of her attendant and, on asking
the cause, heard with CONSERVATION
that the old man was none other than
the medical superintendent. She hur-
riad back to make apologies. How
successful she was may be gathered
from these words: Il am sorry doc
tor. will never be governed by ap-
rcarances again."
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1923-06-14
one Good Turn Deserves Another.

On the best of authority 1t is said
that something like this happened not
so very long ago ina Southern college
town. One of the colored janitors had
been burning the dead grass on the
campus preparatory to making a tall
planting of grass seed, AS he was
finishing his work group Of students
came along, and brilliant young fell
low remarked:
'eWell, well, Smoke, the campus Ia
just like your face now. isn't it?"
"Yah, YAH" chuckled the janitoF,
ives, sab, yes sab, hit is. sab, hit is;
but bimeby de grass will all come out
an den hit'll look all fresh and green,
jes Iaik yo' face does, sab, yes sab"
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1923-06-14
A Cautious Mother

A mother in Newcastle, England,
sent her little boy on an errand, and
said:
Nov, Harry, go to Smith, the groc-
er in Northumberland street, and get
a pound of the best treacle," and she
handed the young hopeful couple Of
jugs. When the boy had gone the
wears wife said:
"You didn't tell him to get any
thing in the other jug. Is he going
to leave it at the shop?"
mo, ma'am, he's gannin' to bring
Il back here agyne."
"But why send two jugs to get a
pound OF treacle?"
Well, We see, it's this way: If he
has jug in each hand he canno gan
dippin' his fingers in the treacle and
eatin' it UP as he comes hyme."
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1923-06-14

k.sv-s->sY- - - W. - %~a1
As GlEntland Isa tel The story, q
certain English actor, whom we may
safely call Jones Brown. plays a per-
sistent llt horrible game OF geif.
During a1rec ent visit 10 fhis country
the actor IN question occasionally us
tied the links of well known coun-
try club in WestchesterA county, near
New York.
After an especially miserable show
Ing Of happiness one morning, he
flung down his driverfin disgust.
"Caddie,1 he said, addressing the 81
lent youth who oodsalongside, that
was awful bad, wasn't it,"
Purity bad, sir" stated the boy.
Il freely confess that ! am the
worst golfer in thelworld." continued
the actor.
"Oh, / wouldn't say that, sir" said
the caddie soothingly.
did you ever see{a worse player
than ami"
mo. sir, never{did," confessed the
boy. truthfully, "but some of the 9th
er boys was tellin' me yistiddy about
q gentleman that must be worse
player than you are. They said his
name was Jones-Brown."
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Youthful Wisdom

sob, mamma she said, with lit
tie burst of giTlish confidence, what
do you think? Mr.. Iddyot proposed
last night"
"Ah, did he, my dear? And what
did my little girl say9''
"Oh, told him that an engage
ment was too solemn and sacred a
thing for me to enter into without Sc
rious thought and consideration, and
that I would give him my answer in
a week. And now, mamma mine, we
must so to work and find out il he
really and truly has five thousand q
year"
"You dear. wise little grit" cried
the fond mother, folding her child to
her bosom and weeping softly over
her.
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GHERIFF'S SALE-Bv virtue OF q
writ Of &. ia. 10 me directed, issued out of
re- Court Of Chancery of the State of New Jersey
will be exposed to sale at public vendue,on
MONDAY, theoTH DAY of JULY, 1928,
between the hours OF IL O'Clock and O'Clock
TAI one o'clock, Daylight Saving, Time, }
at tb S,ss court House, in the Borough Of
Freehold, county of Monmouth, New Jersey,
10 satisfy a decree of said Court amount
ing to approximately $36I4.oo.
Ali tract or parcel of lands and premises,
situate, living and being in the Cityof Asbury
Park in the County of Monmouth and state oil
Nf esg 1ersir alta point in the southery line
Of springwood Avenue distant seventy feet
westerly from the southwest corner OF SPRING
wood Avenue and Atkins Avenue thence VI
continuing along Springwood Avenue westerly
thirty feet; thence l7) at right angles TO
Sprinewood Avenue one hundred fest; thence
(s} easterly parallel with Springwood Avenue
thirty feet thence al northerly and at rl lt
angles 10 Spring wood Avenue one hundred feet
to the souther1y line of Springwood Avenue
and point or place of Beginning-
Said plot OF ground being thirty ieet front
and rear BY one hundred feet in depth, and
being the westerly thirty feet Of the plot owned
nv Edward Burgess, situate at the southwest
corner Of Springwood Avenue and ATKINS,
avenue, and being the same premises con-
veyed to Albert c. Fletcher by deed bearing
date April AZ 1921.
The above described property is known as
No. 1906 springwood avenue, Asbury Park,
N. J.
ct ux ct ais taken in execution at the suit
of The United American Building and Loan
Association of Newark, n j., and to oesold by
WALTER II. GRAvATT. Sheriff.
Dated June 2. 1928.
Herr, Leiss & Herr, Solicitors. Sio.3z
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Not Intimate.

At one of T. Cow England uniyer
sites there was a rather conceited
undergraduate who was Silly enough
on one occasion to attempt to chafi
a member of the faculty, who, in the
youths opinion, eyinced too marked a
devotion to the works of Herbert
Spencer.
do you know, sir" the youth said
to his preceptor, 81 hold rather a con
tempt for Spencer
81 greatly fear, young man." was
the response, that your contempt has
not been bred by familiarity"