The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-06-03

like Babe Ruth, child We love for
her winning ways.
Dearest sir.
Last satdy p. m. Hon. c. w
'euackmlre, TO whose wife | am en-
gagged washing dishes, arrive to
kitchen looking very estranged. He
vas walking in sacks resembling
ocottlsh oatmeal and he had on
Tonie stocklhss 100 and MS vest
Togo" he require with financial
expression, would you like to be a
little cad and carry NV bag wbile 7
so TO Golf"
That will be a long way to 60"
1 negotiate geographically. with
all my education l haze only learned
of . Colts in America One are called
the Golf of Mexico and the other
the Golf of st. Lawrance."
Golf are not any sea annimIe like
you mention" he dib 1T are n game
which America stole from Scotland. "
IF stolen from Scotland" | nego-
tiate. 4 am sure the Scotch must
have worn IT out"
"Pussibily," he narrate. But in
Canada it still remain Scotch because
that drink are not vet illeral there
know because I remained in Mon
treal one week of 10Y. putting high
balls into 18th hole. After that I got
such feeling of sisterhood for
Canada that nothing but a mortgage
can keep me from living there. Yes,
indeedly!! And when I left that
sweet Montreal 1 took one lifelong
friend home with me. His name
Phillip"
.Phillup which," l ask to know.
Phillip the Flask" he say with
some sobs and tea-drops But come.
let us go before my strong sorrow
ma Ill -
club. Togo, and I will show you some
strokes that Hon. Spalding has NOT
learned how to do"
Mr. Editor. you should have come
along to see what 1 carried on NV
weak back all way to st. Agony's
Golf club. 1t were like a leather
stove-pipe filled with curio garden
tools. Some OF them 1oolr II1,e 49,,
was made to gather seeds from
pineapple trees. Yet others resemble
the kind of stove pokers which
Aztecs use to fool snakes with, I
enjoy great confusion. thinking how
things get into that strange candi-
Pretty soonly one swollen gen,le-
man incroach out from club with a
white swetter.
Hello Bill" he holla without
any cursey.
Hello Ike" reioint Hon Boss
HOW your game"
Il have notified the Board of
Health" suggest Hon Ike VI
How very bullr holla HIM
Quackmire. Then we can be ooUai
playmates. My game is only adnireJ
by buzzards." W
Sne,lrin@ L., At,
both playmates strole down At to uh hs1 Il
grounds where considerable other
gentlemen were batting with cluhs
While awaiting for tber ~ eio,rI,
knocking their highbaIls Hon Hi
say to Hon. Ike:
How sad | am to think tbat r,r
land has beaten America again
Rotan and Oimet were not Stiff
GENTLY good generals"
AT where did this a1arrinr h,..,,
took placer l require histor,caIt,,
| Deal"
I'm the CITY Of DeaI. r.nor. ryo
Bill. "Howeverly, it were souar,
America should have more Geo
Washingtons." snagger. "Other.
wisely. how can we save N, Y. Cho.
cago and Nebraska from beine ~
cupied by British army. History /,
SO peculiar! America have been d..
feated by England yet I did no,
know there was war"
HUSKY" report ~ Golfing gen.
tlemen standing in circles. "Canno,
YOU see the Man Driving?"
Il look but could not. Instead OF
tEat l observe Golf going to bal
with a very insane stick. He uprose
his arms and got purple while his
shirt got tucked around his deyeI-
luped stummicl. OF suddenly he made
~
20 stop" I holla distinctual1v
| That gentleman are cheettny ~
holla 4 and vet ha bova -, 81. -.
ball finest nv '"e
at ooL horo CIV, >,
smallish Golf comin. ~, a. a., ont