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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-05-08
CAVE.MEN

The camel originated the American continent small
dog It's descendants grated Africa, Arabia Asia
probably by land bridges snken under the
So says scientist lecturng.
In those ancient times, the American ungles were
habed by dinosaurs of them 70 feet long and large
small bungalow We're glad haven such reptiles around
today But we have type of dinosaurs and
economic problems And going up against them requires
much to face dnosaur with spear There are after
all only two real problems in life making good living and
raising family.
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EDITORIAL REVIEW

Comments reproduced In this
column may or may not express
the opinion Of The Tribune. They
are presented here In order that
our readers may have both sides
Of important iseues which are
being discussed In the press Of
the day.
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General Gold Braid hastily.
"Strikes me this war was rather
foolish" he added.
"All wars are!" declared the Tink-
en- Man getting up. and | hope
everybody here has learned Il les
SON"
1--WE have! We have!" they all
agreed.
(To Be Continued.)
Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Inc.0
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-05-08
Tom
Sims
SSay'9

The buds are having a swell time.
"As we sow so shall yc reap isn't
seed catalogs.
If ignorance was bliss all the
grouches would be happy.
1t is very easy to rise in your own
estimation.
A bird in the hand is worth two in
the garden.
Our rising generation is going to
the dogs just exactly like all rising
generations have done
1t is estimated that every last
June groom knows how to hook up
dress by this time.
Washington doctors are puzzled
over a man who can't sleep, because
he is single and out of debt.
Like sugar, those as sweet as it
arc getting more expensive.
Compliments don't last long unless
you return them. \
One successful bathing suit censor
is with US again. 1t is the mos
! quito.
often marrics the best of men. :
The trouble with runnig around
all the time is you go in a circle.
There are always rooms for i'm
provcmcnt, say paperhangcrs.
When the summer breezes are felt,
the hats. are not.
Clouds have silver Innings, but
bubbles have not.
Burning rubbish yourself is better
than selling it to cigar makers.
1t is amusing to see an old bache-.
lor holding baby, especially if she
is about eighteen.
Shortcake is back. Shortcakc
doesn't last long.
Pretty soon farmers will be plan
ming picnics to make it rain.
A mans affections are never stol-
en- when, kept where they belong.
Let others talk about themselves
and they never notice you are dumb.
1t is getting so about the only
drivers who will give pedestrians
lift are mOtormen.
Some peoples object in life is they
object to work. T.
Europe is getting on our nerves in
stead of on her feet.
{, Swat the flies now or the flies will
swat you later.
The differences that arise in mostA
families are indifferences.
If you are well bred, you will buy
your new straw lid instead of get
ting it at restaurant.
NOTICE To TETrpunNr
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DESTINATION

The g. A. r. reports that it's membership last year dwindcd
by l43l2 leaving only H. of the Blue alive At
that rate it'll only be few until you'll picture Of
the last G. A. r. man.
Time slips by rapidly Before realize the last Of
the American Legion will be hobbng about with cane This
life merely journey and the of transportation
lot faster than the airpane Curious how
il we II be here always.
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AsININE'

Considering the why not include in the endless chain
Of special weeks, Borrow Your Neighbours Lawnmower
Week Quit Radio for Baseball Week an Office Boys
GRANDMOTHER Dead Week?
The League Against Handshaking considering special
week devoted it's propaganda Also the Society for Sup
preston of Spring Onion Eaters.
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NOTICE TO TELEPHONE
SUBSCRIBERS

This is your last opportunity
to obtain 9 correction, change
or new listing in the June issue
Of the Telephone Directory.
Telephone the Manager, Nxn-
bcr 1000, now.
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SAVED

War Department Sal 900 in year by paying
bills promptly get 2 per cent discount paid in 10 days.
The government whole could save millions by doing
other things promptly especially big saving by cutting
c9 red tape Delay is the weakest spot Of democratic
eminent. AAss s-4s
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A THOUGHT

He that labOreth laboreth for him
self; for his South craveth it of him.
Prov. 1926.
We ought to be thankful to nature
for having made those things which
are necessary easy to be discovered;
while other things that are difficult
to be known are not necessary
Epicurus. =.
For Sale Choice Canary
Singers Of imported German
st. Andreasberger Rollers also
Hartz Mountain. Jacob Bull,
Dickinson, N. Oak. sse..ss
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Dry Cleaning, Pressing
Dyeing, Repairing. Call So
Eagle Tailoring.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-02

tiOnaI real value for the
women who are looking for
a dress slipper at a low
price. They have Cuban,
Baby Louis, Military and
low fiat heels.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-02
PEARLS MISSING
AFTER TRACTION
HITS Street CAR
Woman Suffers From Shock
Two Autos Damaged
in Collision,

Police today were searching for
strand of pearls lost by Mrs. F. L.
Kirckhoff, 1880 s. State Ave. when
q traction freight car crashed into a
Minnesota street car at Shelby and
Prospect SITS. Thursday night
The street car, inbound on Shelby
St. crossed in front of the freight
car. The street car was knocked
from the tracks and across the street.
striking an automobile owned by
Hugh Annis, 529 E. Twenty-Fifth St.
The wheels Of the automobile. parked
near the curb, were torn off and it
was badly damaged.
A sedan belonging to Edward NJ.
Ryan. 1861 Virginia Ave, also was
damaged.
Eighteen farS We're rung up in the
street car. Mrs. w. Z. FORESTER, a
passenger. suffered from severe nerv-
Gus shock. She was taken home by
L r husband
Patrolman Joe Connors was on the
car.
The 7. < c. traction. with two trail
ers loaded with stock, was in charge
of Lawrence Dunn of Morristown,
IND, motormau Russell Nelson of
Rushville, Ind. was conductor and
Kennth Roder, Rushville, was a mem
her Of the crew.
The street car was in charge Of
John V. Brown, $50 Bradshaw, motor
man, and John Ambus, conductor.
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Women's Union Suits for JUS

Offering exactly 81 women's fine cot
ton union suits worth to 81, as long p
as they last at this BARGAIN 3
PRICE Of only SOC. Better Come a
Early! "
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Muslin Envelope Chemise at

Regular and extra size envelope Eas -
chemise Of a soft muslin finish, the
plain also embroidered and lace
trimmed styles-and only 5Oc ON
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-02
DRYS GET SECOND JOLT
Matthews Measure Once More Falls
Short in Senate.

Bone dry" Senators were wonder
ing today If they were losing strength.
4 second attempt to pass Repre-
sentative Matthews measure giving
any citizen the right to abate a NUS
anCe by filing an affidavit asking the
court TO enjoin a place suspected Of
violating the prohibition laws, failed
late Thursday N the Senate. The vote
was 21-19, lacking five votes Of q con-
stitutional majority.
Senator Dunn is steering the bill
through the Senate.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-02
Women's Bandeaux, Brass

Flesh and white cotton brocaded 4
bandeaux and brassieres of the ia Z
nous Cinderella Make" as long as
the lot lasts for just 50c.
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UndermusIins Marked Down to

Featuring women's good quality
muslin, also crepe flesh or white *
gowns In the slip-over style. Clever -
trimming effects. REAL BAR a
GAINS AT SOC ~
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''GetS-It''
Friendly
Enemy of
C0rnS

They Die While They Sleep
The only good corn is a dead corn. a few
drops of ''Gsts-It'' viii quickly start any com
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Step-Ins and Bloomes for

Women's regular size flesh colored
Batiste Step-ins, also boomers in
EXTRA SIZES. Every 4 garment
daintily trimmed in lace edges, for !.
just SOC
Evening star., 1923-04-01
SARAZEN'S CLUB MAY
SANCTION TRIP ABROAD

NEW YORK. March 81 - Gene
Sarazen. American open golf cham
picn, who takes up his duties tomor-
row as professional at Briarcliff
Lodge, probably will be granted for
NAL permission next week by direc-
tors of the lodge to participate in the
British open championship in June, 1t
was learned today
The lodge which objected at first
to Sarazen's proposed trip. because il
felt his absence would interfere with
the organizGtion's spring schedule.
was understood TO have decided not
to stand in the way of the titlehold-
ers ambition to seek the blue ribbon
prize OF British golf, now held by
Walter Hagen.
Sarazen reached New York today.
after completing an exhibition tour
of several months in the south, with
Jock HutChisOn as his partner The
champion was slated to inaugurate
the BriarClin season tomorrow with
Two lS-hole matches against Metro
politan professional stars, A. J. San
derson and Tom Mcnamara.
Evening star., 1923-04-01

ice "on the rise" and returning the
ball so that ii dropped al the feet OF
the incoming server before he could
reach the net for his accustomed kill.
Soon after this Williams defeated
McLoughlin in the American cham
pionship by adopting similar tactics
This method Of play demanded that
the ball be struck while II Travelled
at maximum speed. and the execution
or such stroke was exceedingly dim-
cult and hazardous, often leading to
mistiming. But gradually technique
was perfected, and nov taking the
ball on the rise" has become an ac-
cepted principle of play amongst all
tirst-class players.
Thus another element Of speed was
added. Overhead play was no longer
the only part Of tennis that had ac-
CURED II. The return Of service be
came faster also, as did the resultant
volley from the fast-coming ball,
was usually accomplished by some
equally forceful shot.
Stars Lack Weakness.
American tennis leaders today all
play this type OF game. Tilden.
Johnston and williams have demon
strrated that an aggressive all-around
eXcels in it. He is able TO hit the
ball from any part OF the court with
sufficient power to win a point out
right in many instances. Not only Is
his lightning-like service hit with
full power. but his backhand ground
strokes are marvels of speed and pre-
cision. The well timed drives and
volleys Of Johnston, the marvellous
half volleys and returns Of service Of
Williams and the smashing of Rich
ards are all examples of the terrific
pace that has become a part of the
modern game.
To summarize: The fast hard court
and the fast American ball have been
influential in developing the modern
fast game. Taking the ball on the
rise has become a necessary part of
the equipment of every champion. To-
days game is a more rapid one. for
service, the return of service, smash
ing, vollleying. ground strokes and
half volleying all have become aC
CELEBRATED. No player can hope TO
achieve the highest honors if he lacks
in any one of the above particulars
since any pronounced weakness in
his game is certain to be searched out
and punished. Fast. aggressive, all
around tennis is the keynote of the
modern game, a game infinitely more
interesting than the old one 10 both
players and public
Copyright. 1921
Evening star., 1923-04-01

His suggestion has appealed to a
number of golfers in the east. who
have made themselves heard quite re-
Gently In favor Of selecting a few
courses in the east and some In the
west for a national championship cir
cult, similar to the circuit adopted
for the British national champion
ships Six or seven cphrses in all
would be quite ample to provide a
sufficiency for championship circuit
among which the important titular
events might circulate, always with
the provision that as other courses
developed they might be added to or
supersede some of the original list.
British Have Circuits.
The British amateur championship
rotates annually among the following
courses: Deal, ST. Andrews, Sandwich,
Moylake and Prestwick. while the
open is spread among Troon. where IT
will be played this year; Deal. Hoy
lake. I'restwick. st. Andrews and
Sandwich. These courses represent
the very finest in golf in the British
Isles and have been extensively copied
in this country.
With the National: Pine Valley and
Lido as a base, why would 1t not De
possible to include F1ossmoor. Oakmont
and possibly the ST Louis Country Club
links as the original championship
courses? II would work for a. starter
and would fix the championships as
tests to be played on golf courses
which take rank as among the pest
in the world. Three OF these courses
are in the east. one midway between
the east and the west and two IN the
middle west Farther west than st.
Louis an important national event has
never been held.
Burning Tree Is i'm Line.
Here in Washington sponsors for
the Burning Tree Club believe they
have a golf course in the making
which will ultimately take rank as
one Of the very best in the land. and
ought some day to be included In
the proposed championship circuit.
But that possibility is years hence, al
though Burning Tree VIII be opened
this summer.
Last years metropolitan champion
ship was the first big event held at
any of the first three courses men
Toned. 1t was held at Lido and was
won by Marty Mclaughlin OF Plain
field. with a comparatively high score.
On Lido, Pine valley and the National
the shot-making features stand out
more prominently than on any other
courses in this country. In other
words. the shot is the thlns. noI the
ability to play orthodox fine golf-a
straight drive and pitch. At any OF
these courses the half iron. the push
shot and the high spoon shot are all
called into being as they are not
elsewhere.
swept BY Sen Breezes.
Lido and the National in particular
call for that prime requisite of golf
seldom met with in championship
tests in this Country-the ability to
play real golf in wind. Built on the
Evening star., 1923-04-01

I'm on Ii. or originally was meant
to be so when the public links
around Chicago were opened up.
But the popularity OF the game
has spread so greatly that thou
sands of players now are inter-
fered with by other thousands who
are so very amateurish at IL that
they clog up the courses until the
point has almost been reached
where the public links have be-
come playground for those who
cannot play golf and an irrita-
tiOn to those who can.
The tremendous favor of the
game with the public indicates
that players before many months
will he required to prove that
will hit a ball at least before they
will be allowed on the public
courses. Those I'm charge must
gradually come to the common
sense of the thing, which Is that
public golf courses are for those
who can play golf.
The commissioner said that one
day last summer he watched a
player for nine minutes, who in
all that time was unable to make
his club come into contact with
the ball. Another golfer teed him
on. and the last the missioner
saw of this particular player he
was at II again, swinging like o.
windmill down the cOurse.
Copyright. John I. Ollie Coz
Evening star., 1923-04-01
TARHEELS' BIC RALLY
BEATS MARYLAND, l2-6

ROCKY MOUNT. y. C. March 3I.-
University Of North Carolina staged
a great batting rally in the seventh
inning and defeated University Of
Maryland by IL to here today. The
game was "A tie at 3 all when the
Tarheels went in to take their last
half of the eighth. but when the
smoke had cleared away seven runs
had been added to their total. Mary
land got one run across in the ninth
and had three on with none out but
could not score again. Box score:
Evening star., 1923-04-01


who have made the modern game 50
much faster and so much more inter
esting to the spectator. Certain physi-
cal contributing causes are profound
ly concerned. Chief of these, perhaps
has been the gradual replacement OF
turf courts by those Of a harder ma
ture. Tennis was in the beginning
wholly a grass court game. Now
cement, asphalt, wood and clay sur
faces far exceed turf in popularity
Possibly the number of clay courts to-
day alone far exceed those of all
other types combined.
In France. Spain, Japan and many
other countries new to tennis there
are no grass courts. The effect of the
harder court has been an increased
rebound of the ball. Furthermore, the
ball is now made with smooth cover
one free from stitches or other irregu-
larities of surface that impede flight
by increasing wind resistance. All
these factors have united to produce
a faster game a game that now at
tracts its thousands of spectators
whereas the old type of game drew
but few scattered hundreds.
Court Almost Changed.
If Mclaughlin put speed into the
service. the smash and the volley, il
remained for others to add pace tc
IDc rest OF the game. buI tnlS Nb-
velopment did not occur for number
of years. during which time Mclaughlin
defeated the worlds finest players. A
Mclaughlin school of young play
ers quickly grew up. men who spe-
cialized in service and net play al
the expense of their ground strokes
None of these met with any con-
sistent success, as all lacked Nc
Loughlin's peculiar genius.
Many old-time players. especially
in England, felt that the game was
being ruined, that il had become lop-
sided. They complained that tennis
had become nothing but duel ot
service, that all subtlety had beer
lost SO pronounced was this feeling
that number of influential players
seriously considered the advisability
| of increasing the length of the court
in order to check the servers rush tC
! the net and compel him TO remain a
! the back court and thus develop ar
all-around game.
Perhaps this agitation might even.
| tually have resulted in Legislation
| that would have affected the estab.
| lished dimensions of the court, bu
| before 1t had gone very far another
method of dealing with the situation
was found which made Legislation un.
necessary. Some of the better play,
ers discovered a way of receiving tht
| service that was so successful tha'
| ity of running in on his service anC
| today. as a reSHlt, few players ad-
vance to the net except after a power.
full stroke.
Why McLoughIin Fell.
That great Irish player. Parke, was
one of the first to profit by this new
method of repelling Mclaughlin
hitherto irresistible attack. Defeated
in their first encounter in straight
sets. he soon afterward hit upon the
correct method of countering Nc
Loughlin's service, and in their sec
ond meeting won the match. He ac-
complished this unlooked-f for result
by advancing when receiving the
service from a position six to ten feet
behind the base line to some six feet
inside the base line. taking the serv-
Evening star., 1923-04-01
HAWAIIAN GRIDIRON MEN
MAY PLAY AT NEW YORK

The United States is threatened
with another invasion. University of
Hawaii, which during the last three
years has sponsored the trips of three
elevens from the mainland to the
islands, has decided to do little
travelling on its own hook. The Ha-
wall eleven, which ranks next to
Wakaki as one of the most popular
attractions in the neighborhood Of
Honolulu, is cSning to the mainland
next fall to meet some of the teams
in its own class. There is a possi-
bility that the Hawaiians may travel
as far east as New York
Evening star., 1923-04-01

not come along as well as had been
anticipated. but should be tip-top by
the middle of May.
The front Of the ninth and eleventh
greens at Chevy Chase have been
sodded whore the grass had worn
away, permitting a cleaner run-up
shot
Appointment OF Arthur r. Thorn as
professional at the Town and Country
Club brings to the Bethesda organi-
cation an excellent teacher. Thorn
has been associated with the Storm
King Club of Cornwall. y. Y, and
with the Hydewood Club OF Plainfield
y. J. Thorn is an excellent club
maker havin" worked with Alex Ross
for several years.
Thorn will assist in the SonstruC-
tion of the new nine holes at the
Town and Country Club. bringing
the course up to an eighteen-hole lay
out of standard length.
Evening star., 1923-04-01
MEET BRIToNs' REQUEST.

CAMBRIDGE. Mass. March 81
Harvard and Yale have agreed to a
three-m race instead of a two-mile
event. as the American universities
had planned. at the international
track meet with oxford and Cam
bridge at the Wembley Stadium, Lon
don, in July.
Evening star., 1923-04-01
North Hand Tennis Much Faster Than Old DAYS
FEMININE RIFLE TEAM
OUTSHOOTS MALE RIVALS

Once again women have sur
passed men. Ont at Utah College
of Agriculture the women students
have proved so superior to the men
I'm handling the rifle that the latter
no longer feel like risking their
regulations I'm dual matches.
In their last match the feminine
rifiers outshot the men by sixteen
points.
Evening star., 1923-04-01
U. S. BIKEMAN WINS ABROAD.

LONDON. March 3l-In the south
ern counties cicyle union races at
Herne Hill yesterday Willie Spencer,
an American rider defeated the Eng
lishman Bailey and the Frenchman
Diddier, winning two of three races.
Spencer was second in the third race.
which was won by Bailey.
Evening star., 1923-04-01
CHANCE CANS HERMAN,

BOSTON. Mass. March 27.-Manae.
or Frank Chance of the Red Sox has
sent Babe Herman. recruit tnfielder
obtained from Detroit, to the Atlanta
club, and has ordered Jim Stroner. a
chicago semi professional. to report
10 the training camp at Hot Springs,
Ark.
Evening star., 1923-04-01
CHAMPIONSHIP COLFLINKS
CIRCUITS URGED FOR u. S

@ H when the British Walker in the United
being glhng York and Boston,
members played OF the leading
the metropolis later Bernard Darwin
gd that possibly the the which he had played
fully entitled
with the 0 the other side.
placed Pine Valley, the National Links Lido all OF
he concerned
Evening star., 1923-04-01
TOM RYAN is NAMED PRO
AT EAST POTOMAC PARK
+ HOMAS d. RYAN,

HOMAS d. RYAN. until few weeks professional
the Town and Country Club has appointed
the East Potomac public Loener
last Ryan will
resigned from the Town and Club
April !, four
Ryan will have charge the OF
Potomac Park He will in
with him charge the hopes better
Evening star., 1923-04-01
ONE CLUB NOT ENOUGH

Ira Thomas and the millionaire oil
men associated with him in owner
ship of the Shreveport, Texas League,
club. have more money than they can
spend. They also have bought a con-
trolling interest In the Meridian Club
of the Cotton States League.
Evening star., 1923-04-01
INSIDE GOLF
BY George O'Neil.

CommissIOner McKiuley of Chi
caGO, director of the city's public
golf links, il confronted with the
biggest problem. he declares, that
up.
The problem is; Shall public
links golfers he made to equality"
for play before they shall he per-
mitted TO take part i'm the f.Nu-
growing sport nS IL is play ed on
public coursess
There Is one for solomon him-
self" the commissioner thinks.
Golf. he maintains, is for the
benefit of everybody who can get
Evening star., 1923-04-01
GOLFERS MAKING ANNUAL
PLANS TO IMPROVE GAME
Ready for Opportunity to Put Winter Theories to
Raj Test-Evans All-American Holes-Duf-
fers Get Most Fun Out of Game.
BY WALTER CAMP.

EW YORK March Wth the and ice the north
the golfer. who has looked with
the to
his old bag clubs and
is his this
He has read the advertising the gohng about
his minds
OF the ball that
wonderful
in shntsn nrLc haNc him