The Washington times., 1923-01-27
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HERR HOHENZOLLERN1
AND MR.. TROTSKY
By HERBERT KAUFMAN.

By HERBERT KAUFMAN.
HE former kaiser and his correspondence bride
are reported the OUTS Interesting scandal,
but uninportant news.
Herr Hohenzollern of Doom is Of less moment to
the present than Pharaoh Tutankhamen at Luxor.
Leon Trotsky, who cadging beers and borrow
ing carfare in Harlem when that pale ghost in Holland
could terrorize world exchange with a word, has Z
dropped his rabid sanscuotte of wife and taken am
other Which is very important
Watch the trend in Russia.
vengeful virago stood at Trotsly'S ear before: q
plump, reposeful aristocrat is beside him now
The French, whose history largely written In
the boudoir, understood that men NAV manage the
World-and that women manage the men.
A Gay Lass of Sixty.
UBERT MENGEs, who at eighty-sx should begin
il to know better, believes that he can manage
his daughter Yesterday, Mary, fapper of
sixty had him in court The complaint cites cruelty
and spanking She wants to stay out at night and do
and see things. Youth will be served. What are three
score years if the heart is not an hourglass?
Certainly Mrs. Henrietta Turret at fvescore-andfve
wouldn't consider Mary too old for selfdetermination
Mrs Turret just left Pittsburgh for Atlantic City to
attend wedding Next year she's going to Germany.
Here two persons at least who don't subscribe to
the Osler or Mussoini conception of age limit.
Mrs. Mccormick Goes Soul Hunting.
NNCE more Mary Langdon Baker, obsessed with a
~ notion that her matrimonial fuses are of the
slightest interest to America, dsclaims all intention
Of marrying Alster Mccormick She manifestly needs
psycho-analysis, not newspaper comment
Also more, Mrs. Rockefeler-Mc Cormick who is
psychoanalyst and works at the job extended her
practice to beasts That is her for founding the
Chicago Geological Park By getting to animals
are expected to reach the human soul
n os Ms Of ss a work II an
of her wealth to provide hospitals and help widows
endow few acres of model tenements, human souls
will give her answering thrill that ever
furnish.
Homeless Children for ChildIess Homes
IKE other Chicagoans she might well put some Of
l. her restless, neurotic money to the salvage of
foundlings and the of waits.
veritable of starved mother love is sweeping
the city Chdless homes seeking homeless children.
One family has adopted three orphans at a crack
Gods dividend such wealth. And the smaller
investments in humanity that speed across seas to little
refugees seeking bread and shelter at the doors Of Greece
and through all the gaunt reaches of desoated Europe
Spare your tears. New Castle needs no coal Share
your cash.
Lord Armstrong Moves Into a Cottage.
~ FACE likewise counts her victims, of them in
very high places. Lord Armstrong, contractor
extraordinary to Mars, head of Armstrong, Whit
worth Co., gunmakers and shipbuilders and probably
foremost beneficiary of the last is not in residence
at Craigside his border castle.
Reduced ornaments and naval limitations together
with the draining taxes of England have forced him to
straits that he must live in of his cottages
War doesn't pay-anybody. The scale of modern
fict enormous too farreachng to profit vic
tors The immensely of inevitable PREPARATIONS compels
adversares to persist until exhausted No generation
can hope to meet the losses
Germany, to wipe out exacted indennties must remain
in a national pententary for decades. France faces
deficits that her unborn will not wiped out
And study your own bills from Mellon.
A BungLe AU Along the Line.
TN 1906 with Hartman, Hill and Ripley up and doing,
American railways showed peak earnings and peak
efficiency. Fares were cheap, freight rates low
and competition compelled service.
Thereafter legislative interference, Government
misrnanagement, and strikes and tie-ups.