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San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-20
The Once Over
CENSORING THE KING OF.
SPAIN.

King Alfonso of Spain, has been
called home, given a set Of early Puri-
tan sidewhiskers, mouse-colored
smoking jacket, one cookie, and a
crossword puzzle, and told 10 sit
pretty and behave himself like re-
spectacle retired welfare worker.
Spain thinks the king has been too
giduy. Alfonso is gay monarch.
tie Is a believer in the motto, Eat,
drink and be merry, for tomorrow you
may have TO abdlcate."
For the last five years he has been
devoting his life TO promoting friend
ly relations between Spain and the
cabarets of Europe.
Other rxlers may have their own
ideas of the trouble with the world
today, but Alfonso thinks that what
it needs more than anything else. is
snapper music and swifter Dances
The only way TO get Europe back
on its feet, he thinks. is 10 supply
beautiful dancing partners and better
restaurant orchestras. Preparations,
indemnities, economic readjustments
will never mean anything TO Alfonso
until they can be played on piano.
The silliest thing in the world. from
the king of Spain's viewpoint, is the
invasion of the Ruhr for coal. There
isn't kick in a ton of it.
When Alfonso invadeS a country
he invades it for champagne and syn
cOpation. As a matter Of fact. he sell
dom touches coal in any form.
He is the only ruler in the world
today who knows all the latest dance
steps and isn't afraid to do them in
public. While the other kings. pre-
miers and presidents have been sit
ting around looking unpleasant for
the camera men, Alfonso has been
skipping from dance hall to dance
hall. doing everything the manage
mcnt and the 1922 rules OF the Inter
national Association OF Dancing Mas
tiers allowed.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-20

the musician. "and now / viii tell Y Il
somezing. This violin that | play
last night was over 500 years old.;'
"Hum-well. that don't matter. 1
don't suppose any one noticed it.
Lcastways l hope not"
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-20

BRAIN to t.llnk Ol
something else t.
sell.
He had taker
orders for almost
everything that
was appropriate or
necessary, when he
h a d a happy
thought.
"Oh. yes 4; / near.
fLf-g
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-20

in my time, but the most impressive
sound in my experience is the sound
OF a little bunch of western congress.
men making a noise like ma jority. /"
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-20

" forgot he exclaimed. Won lIG1gI]
doormat." -
"Not a new one" said the young
doctor. I'll get that at the second
hand shop. 4 worn one will be a
much better advertisement for me"
The famous violinist had come to
his patrons study to receive his fee
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-20
A Laugh or Two

A business man who has md
relatives well enough off, but. anxi|
70 inherit lis al
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-20

IIdu tt. Inc Treek Whispercd,
have it," The Armenian, with
grin. said, "You had it."
Young Briefless had finished ii
defense on his first case, might
hopeless one. His client had -. a
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-20

Which entitled him to credit rather
than censure. It's gift. No other
ruler in the world would dare do it. II
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-20
New Cornus Pastor.

Corpus Christi. Tex. Feb. 20
Rev. c. II. Storey, formerly of Cor
sicana. will be installed as pastor of
the First Presbyterian Church here
March 4.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-20
Home for Aged Women Burns.

Tourist Club. 115 East Crochet
street, open from s a. m. to IL =. m
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San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-20
Where to Go

Vaudeville.
Majestic: Vaudeville and pictures.
Grand.
Vaudeville and Powder River"
Stock.
Royal: Edna Park and players in
THE Brat" ..-...
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-20
Motion Pictures.

Motion Pictures.
Rialto: Mabel Normand in "Suz-
anna" ...-
Empire: Harold Lloyd in DIR.
Jack.
Rivoli: Foolish Wives"
Princess: Barbara La Mari in per-
son. Also Tom Mix in "Just Tony.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-20

New York, Feb. 20.-A three-story
home for aged women and destitute
children was destroyed by fire in
Brooklyn last night. The inmates were
reported by the police TO have been
rescued without casualties.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-20

Spain thinks the king has been too
giddy. Alfonso is a gay monarch.
tie IS believer in the motto, Eat,
drink and be merry, for tomorrow you
may have to abdlcate.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-20

For the last five years he has been
devoting his life to promoting friend
ly relations between Spain and the
cabarets of Europe.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-20

When Alfonso invades a country
he invades it for champagne and syn
copation. As matter Of fact. he sell
dom touches coal in any form.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-20

Five there not retail in New
a o in about in
d. s. p =
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-20

Other rklers may have their own
ideas of the trouble with the world
today, but Alfonso thinks that what
it needs more than anything else. is
snappier music and swifter dances
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1923-12-07

tAbove) The authors of 1.-THE Two OrphansU
wrote The Spanish Dancer" June Mathis and
Beuiah Marie Dix adapted it to the screen
Below Mariana (Pola NegrD stops the duel
between Don Caesar (Tony Moreno) and the King
wallace Berry
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1923-10-19

There are only 20 miles out of 455
miles between Boise and Spokane
that are not of highway dimensions
and conditions" says Otto M. Jones.
secretary of the Idaho State Auto
mobile Association.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1923-10-19

cial dairying is offered from October
20, 1928, to March %, 1924 This
course is divided into two terms,
the first ending January Is. 1t is
the only course of it's kind in the
West and offers an opportunity for
young men to secure training in
dairying in short period of time
The work in dairying includes
actual practice in the manufacture
of dairy products as well as study
of the fundamental principles in
volved in practical dairying.
Glasses in cheesemaking, ice cream
making, market milk, testing, dairy
engineering and dairy practice are
offered for the first semester; and
buttermaking, factory management,
milk production dairy bacteriology,
dairy calculations and the scoring of
dairy products are offered in the
second semester.
Young men who have been unable
to register in the four-year courses
in the college of agriculture may
register in the short course which
is offered from October 20 of this
year to February 20, 1928. Studies
in farm crops, farm horticulture, ele-
ments of dairying, poultry raising
and the feeding and care of live
stock will be available for the year
1924. Further information may
be obtained by communicating with
the college of agriculture of the uni
versity.
Expenses in both courses are small
and no tuition or laboratory fees
are charged, offering course which
appeals particularly to young men
who have not the necessary funds
or time to enroll for the full year
course
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1923-10-19

regard to the proposed marriage
Lady Lydiard casts no doubt on Miss
Pink's perfect sincerity and good
faith but, at the same time, she pos,
itively declines to believe that Mr..
Hardyman means to make Miss Isa-
bel Miller his wife. Lady L. will
yield to the evidence of properly
attested certificate-and to nothing
else"
A folded piece of paper, directed
20 Isabel, dropped out of this char
acateristic letter as Miss Pink turned
from the first page to the second.
Lady 'Lydiard addressed her adopted
daughter in these words:
II was on the point of leaving
home to visit you again, when 1 re-
ceived your aunt's letter. My poor
deluded child, no words can tell how
distressed l am about you. You are
already sacrificed to the folly of the
most foolish woman living. For
Gods sake, take care you do not fall
victim next to the designs of a
profligate man! Come to me instant
ly, Isabel, and 1 promise to take care
of you'll"
(To Be Continued)
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1923-10-19
oSTRIcHTsM IN DISEASE


The ostrich fools himself, of course
when he sticks his head into the
sand But people in disease also like
to fool themselves. They like to
pretend security in the presence OF
even the gravest danger. Indeed
the graver the danger the greater the
pretense, as in cancer, tuberculosis
and the like.
How often the mother will say:
"Now, doctor, if you find anything
seriously the matter with daughter,
don't tell me; and, above all, don't
tell her. 1t will simply brighten her
to death" We imagine that ignor-
ance will excuse the law. We go on
the principle that what you don't
know won't hurt you"
Fear VS.. Disease
And we make fetish of fear. We
fear that to fear disease will cause
the disease. Often the patient will
say: "Oh, no, doctor, I will not en-
terrain that thought" AS though en-
PERTAINING the thought would intro
duce the disease. Or as though ban
ishing the thought would Danish the
disease. The ostrich is not more
foolish
Or we still seek security in bra
vado. We still beat the tom-tom.
When the plague swept Europe the
streets of Paris were thronged with
gaily dressed men and women sing
ing and dancing and shouting def
ance to the plague. And the plague
swept on. How often today a pa
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1923-10-19
SHORT COURSE OF
PRACTICAL DAIRYING

Announcement is made by the Idaho
university college of agriculture of the
short courses in practical commercial
dairying and practical agriculture.
The courses are open to men of II
years or over who have had an
eighth grade education or it's equiv
alent. The most benefit will be re-
ceived by those who have had ex-
perience in dairying or farming al
though this is not necessary en-
trance requirement.
The course in practical CONNER
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1923-10-19
DAIRY

The daily amount of milk and
cream received at the Lynden plant
of the Whatcom County Dairymen's
Association came near reaching the
200, 000-pound mark at the peak of
the season this year, when the re-
ceipts for single day showed 1884,
900 pounds of milk and 1000 pounds
Of cream weighed in.
The steady growth in the business
being done by the Winlock Coopera-
tive Creamery is shown in the report
Of butter manufactured during the
first six months of this year, which
was 225,72S pounds, or $4,000 pounds
more butter than was produced dur
ing the corresponding period of 1922.
The associations new plant, being
erected at a cost of $4,000, will soon
be ready for occupancy.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1923-10-19
Better Health Service
PUBLIC HEALTH is PUBLIC WEALTH
These Articles Compiled by the Public Health League
of Washington
of Washington

tient will say to the doctor: "Oh,
get out. l am not going to be sick
If l were to go to bed this thing
would get me; but am not going
to bed. I will show you" In tuber-
culosis the patient often laughs to
the last.
And often the physician will com
pound the felony. Often the physi-
clan will call cataract IAN opacity"
or cancer "a malignancy"-using
words, as Goldsmith put. it, Ito OBJ
scure the sense" He can treat chill
dren more successfully than he can
treat. adults; he can treat animals
better than he can treat men; for the
former are not to be Frustrated by
cowardice. So he jollies the human
herd along, catering to their cow
ardice.
Face it With Caution
This attitude of mind, this COM
promise with truth, this failure to
face the facts, is not seen in bust
ness, in war, in any of the other
stresses of life. In them the dan
gers are ferreted out and faced In
them we seek to forestall trouble
We need to learn that in health, also,
eternal vigilance" is "a price," We
should face disease as we face the
wild beast-with caution, candor,
and courage.
Be as sensible, then, in disease as
you are in war, and for the same
reason Refuse to permit your cow
ardice to stick your head into the
sand
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1923-10-19
CHAPTER XIX

The narrative returns to South
Morden, and follows the events which
attended Isabel's marriage engage
ment.
To say that Miss Pink inflated by
triumph, rose, morally speaking, from
the earth, and floated among the
clouds, is to indicate family the eff
feet produced on the ex-schoolmis-
tress when her niece first inform ned
her of what had happened at the
farm Attacked on one side by her
aunt and on the other by Hardyman,
and feebly defended, at the best, by
her own doubts and misgivings, Isa-
bel ended in surrendering at discre-
tion
Miss Pink wrote of the engagement
to Moody first, reserving to later
day the superior pleasure of inform
ing Lady Lydiard of the very event
which that audacious woman had de-
clared to be impossible. To her
aunt's surprise, just as she was
about to close the envelope, Isabel
stepped forward, and consistently re-
quested leave to add postscript to
the very letter which she had re-
fused to writeI Miss Pink was not
even permitted to see the post
script Isabel secured the envelope
the moment she laid down her pen,
and retired to her room with a head
ache (Which was heartache in dis
guise) for the rest of the day.
Hardyman was not a man who
yielded easily even in trifles. In
the present case his dearest interests
we're concerned in inducing Isabel
to reconsider her decision. He was
still vainly trying to shake her reso-
luton when the afternoon post
brought a letter for Miss Pink, which
introduced a new element of dis
turbance, into the discussion. The
letter was nothing less than Lady
Lydiards reply to the written an
nouncement of IsabePs engagement
dispatched on the previous day by
Miss Pink.
Her ladyship's answer was sur
prisingly short one. 1t only con-
tanned these lines:
Lady Lydiard begs to acknowledge
the receipt of Miss Pink's letter re-
ouesting that she will say nothing to
Mr.. Hardyman of the loss of bank
note in her house, and assigning as
reason that Miss Isabel Miller is en-
gagged to be married to Mr.. Hardy
man, and might be prejudiced in his
estimation if the facts were made
known. Miss Pink may make her
mind easy. Lady Lydiard has not
the slightest intention of taking Mr..
Hardyman into her confidence, on the
subject of her domestic affairs. With
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1923-10-19
(Installment No 23)

Isabel instantly protested against
this misrepresentation of what she
mad really said ooh, Mr.. Hardyman,
you quite mistake mel"
She drew herself away from him
-resolutely, not angrily. Before she
could make a third attempt to place
the subject in it's right light before
MN, the luncheon bell rang at the
cottage, and servant appeared, evil
GENTLY sent to look for them.
Don't forget tomorrow" Hardy
man whispered confidentially. 'T'll
call early, and then go on to London
and get the ring"
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1923-10-19
MY LADY'S MONEY
An Episode in the Life
of Young Girl
By Wilkie Collins
IlIII N|IHI

his customary impudence, you're in
love, you know, invite me to the
wedding. I'll make sacrifice: I'll
brush my hair and wash my face
in honor Of the occasion"
Returning to his lodgings, Moody
found two love letters waiting on
the table. One of them bore the
South Morden postmark. He opened
that letter first.
1t was written by Miss Pink. The
first lines contained an urgent en-
treaty to keep the circumstances con-
nected with the loss of the five hun
dred pounds the strictest secret from
dyman in particular. The reasons
assigned for making the strange re-
quest were next expressed in these
terms: my niece Isabel is, l am
happy to inform you, engaged to be
married to Mr. Hardyman. If the
slightest hint reached him of her hav-
ing been associated, no matter how
cruelty and unjustly, with sus-
picion of theft, the marriage would
be broken off, and the result to her
self and to everybody connected with
her would be disgrace for the rest of
our lives"
On the blank space at the foot of
the page few words were added
Isabel's writing: whatever changes
there may be in my life, your place
in my heart is one that no other per-
son can fill; it is the place of my
dearest friend. Pray write and tell
me that you are not distressed and |
not angry. My one anxiety is that |
you should remember what l have |
always told you about the state of |
my own feelings. My one wish is
hat you will still let me love you
ind value you as 1 might have loved
md valued a brother"
The letter dropped from Moody's
land Not a word not even a sigh,
passed his lips. In fearless silence
lie submitted to the pang that wrung
lim-in fearless silence he contem-
dated the wreck of his life.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1923-10-19
More Awards Coming?

From a casual remark dropped by
Edward w. Box in New York the
other day to a friend, it seems that
the American Peace Award of $780,
900 is apparently only one Of series
which he has in mind.
Mighty interesting, that award of
yours" said this friend.
YES" replied Mr.. Box; $50 are
the Others"
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1923-10-19


and are not in the least damaged by
the recent frost.
There are only 20 miles out of 455
miles between Boise and Spokane
that are not of highway dimensions
and conditions" says Otto M. Jones.
secretary of the idaho State Auto
mobile Association.
The Boy Scout patron leaders Of
Boise, at the close Of their third an
nual conference, had grand sup
per at the Owyhee Jungle. Several
good speakers made the supper "a
feast of reason and flow of soul"
so that everyone thoroughly enjoyed
the evening.
On October 13 and IA at the Boise
Barracks will be held the fall Gym
khana and Horse Show. Horse sports
and games of polo will be held each
afternoon. There will also be run
ming races, jumping contests, relay
races, mounted wrestling contests
and many other features.
At meeting in Boise recently of
the board of directors of the Idaho
Anti-Tuberculosis Association, G. A.
Barton was reelected president. The
board discussed the future conduct
of the association and outlined ten
tative plan of campaign toward con-
tinuing the work for the eradication
of tuberculosis.
Walter W. Skuse, agricultural
agent of Nezperce County, has sent
in his resignation to the clerk of
the board of county commissioners
after service of more than seven
years. Mr.. Skuse's resignation is to |
take effect on January l.; he wishes
to engage in the business Of farm
under the name of Skuse
Moline Company.
Men from 16 states have been en-
-olled in the Idaho University School
If Forestry during the last week.
Many come from the Eastern Coast
states, as well as from the Southern
States and Washington, D. G. The
school has exceDtional advantages
or training foresters and lumber
men, as it is within a short distance
If heavy forests and large lumber
lamps.
Lettuce harvesting has begun in
earnest There were grave doubts a
short time ago as to the development
If the plants, owing to the prolonged
Try weather; but gentle rains of last
week came just in time to save the
ituation, although the early plant
ngs have run into a seed condition,
ausing much loss-about 25 to 80
,er cent Of the crop.
In the honor roll issued by the Hol-
tein-Friesian Association of America,
f breeders that have distinguished +
themselves as owners of high produc-
ng COWS of the breed, made in tests
uring the past year, Idaho ranks !,
wenty-seventh among SO states and
rovinces. This is a creditable rat !.
ng for state that is just getting
airly started in dairy cattle breed
ng. 8
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1923-10-19
Idaho News

On the market just now at Twin
Falls is the second crop of straw
berries. They come from Blue Lakes
and are not in the least damaged by
the recent frost.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1923-10-19

Ice garnered in the winter spells
sweet cream in the summer.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1923-10-19

T Miss II
dress plaiDl,
cents (aod
u Medicine
ID receive ID
coulsinIox
emedy ior
|amberlaIn's
It's for IudI-
crowd The
oustIpatlon,
lrns, scalds,
t miss it,
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1923-10-19
IN Fund,

h Cnn3
Il iunu'
ng Of y.
bic H..''s
h Con-, -
and oms.'s'.
Mrs. B,s,.
ch,;rn.S'
Evening star., 1923-06-05
Planes Bring
Georgia Peaches
To White House

President Harding yesterday
afternoon received crate OF
peaches brought from Georgia to
washington in airplanes. The
peaches ere loaded aboard Martin
bomber, which was one OF a pair
that few from Aberdeen. Md, to
Augusta for a compressed bale of
cotton, and to carry it to New Eng
land for fabrication into Masonic
aprons. which will be distributed
here. The peaches reached Wash
ington in five hours flying time.
The Martin bomber dropped the
peaches off at Aberdeen. and they
were rushed down to Boiling Field
by another airplane in time to reach
President Harding for his supper
table. The peaches were a gift
from the people Of Georgia and
were given to the President by
Lieut.. Courtney Whitney Of Boil
ling Field in the presence Of rep
resentatives of the Georgia State
Society.
The other Martin bomber pro-
ceeded to New Bedford, Mass,
where the compressed bale of cot
ton was made into Masonic aprons
last night. The ship carrying these
aprons reached here about IL
o'clock and the aprons were taken
to Keith's Theater for distrtbu-
tion to the Imperial Council; a
number will be kept at the field
as souvenirs for the Shriners and
the rest will be taken to the air
service exhibition at the Lincoln
Memorial, where representative
of each Shrine temple may pro-
cure them.
Evening star., 1923-06-05
"Air Ferry Trip
Open to Mobiles
Craving Novelty

Noble, If you find 1t too hot on
the ground or want to see how the
city looks from the air. step over
to Boiling Field and the national
advisory committee for aeronaut-
les there will extend you a cordial
welcome to take a hop" in its
new lair ferry"
This airplane was flown up to
Boiling from Langley Field and
will be available to Shriners who
want to make flights during the
week. It is the latest thing in
comfort and its cabip construc-
tion rivals that Of the best
limousine. In the inclosed cabin
there is room for two persons. the
motor is muff1ed and there will be
nothing to want for In the way of
an unusual trip.
Thomas Carroll. chief test pilot
of the national advisory commit
tee for aeronautics, will operate
the craft during its weeks stay
here. Mr.. Carroll Is an aviator Of
many years experience.
The flights were arranged
through John 3. victory, -asSiStsnn
xscgetarysof the committee