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If You Need a Medicine
You Should Have the Best

Have you ever stopped to reason why
it is that SO many products that are -ex-
tensively advertised, all at once drop out
of sight and are soon forgotten? The
reason is plain-the article did not fulfill
the promises of the manufacturer. This
applies more particularly to a medicine.
A medicinal preparation that has real
curative value almost sells itself, as like
an endless chain system the remedy is
recommended by those who have been
benefited to those who are in need of it.
A prominent druggist says, Take for
example DR.. KilmerS Swamp Root,
preparation I have sold for many years
and never. hesitate to recommend, for in
almost every case it shows excellent re-
suits, as many of my customers testify.
No other kidney remedy has so large
SALE"
According to sworn statements and
verified testimony of thousands who have
used the preparation, the success of DR..
Kilmer's Swamp-Root is due to the fact,
SO many people claim, that it fulfills al
most every wish in overcoming kidney.
liver and bladder ailments, corrects uri-
nary troubles and neutralizes the uric acid
which causes rheumatism.
You may receive sample bottle of
Swamp-Root by parcel post. Address DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, and
enclose ten cents; also mention this paper.
Large and medium size bottles for sale at
all drug stores.-Advertisemen
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PILES
Pile Sufferers Give Grateful Thanks to
Colac for Great Relief.

Hundreds of former pile sufferers
thank COLAC PILE PILLS for quick
relief after operations, salves and sup
positories had failed. Records and vol
untary testimonials show many cases
of II to 20 years pile suffering stopped
in "a to As hours by COLAC.
COLAO. PILE BILLS are real
internal remedy. Require no assistance
from salves, ointments or supposito-
ries.' Coated with substance imper-
vious to the gastric juices, they pass
into the bowels. Here they stimulate
the circulation of the blood, assist ma
ture and drive the piles away. Do away
with salves, suppositories and opera
tions. Get COLAC today. Only 60
cents at druggists or 65 cents postpaid
In plain wrapper from Colac Chemical
Co, Inc, Glens Falls, N. Y.
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health FOR
WORKING WOMEN
LetLydia E. Pinlxham'sV Vegetable Com
pound Help You to Become Well.

Thousands Of girls have to work in
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ries who are physically unfit for work,
with often an aged or invalid father
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support. Standing all day week in
and week out, or sitting in cramped
, positions girl often contracts some
deranged condition of her organic
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herself or anyone else
For these distressing weaknesses
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Carolyne MangeIs, "and they inter-
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This book Contains valuable In
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chamois Gives Little Leather.

: The chamois, which dispOrts itself
on the mountains, has nothing to do
with the, bulk of the chamois leather
which we all known. The latter is
really the lining of sheepskins, which
is stripped off and treated by special
process to render it soft and pliable.
Only a very small proportion of this
leather is obtained from the chamois.
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.COLD IN THE HEAD"

is an acute attack of Nasal Catarrh.
Those subject to frequent "colds'' are
generally in run down. condition.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE Is q
Treatment consisting of an Ointment, to
be used locally, and Tonic, which acts
Quickly throug the Blood on the Mu-
cous Surfaces. building up the System,
and making you less liable to colds"
Sold by druggists for over 40 Years.
r. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo. o.
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Had Space in His Head.

The teacher was asking the defini-
ton of abstract words and asked the
definition of space. One smart boy
jumped up and said:
"I know what it is. Space is where
there is nothing. l can't exactly ex.
plain it, but have 1t in my head"
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Millions Use It-Fine for Hair!--Not
Sticky, Greasy or Smelly.

A few cents buys a jar of "Hair-
Groom at any drug store. Even Stub
born, unruly or shampooed hair stays
combed all day in any style you like.
"Hair-Groom" is a dignified combing
cream which gives that natural gloss
and well-groomed effect to your hair
that final touch to good dress both In
business and on social occasions.
Greaseless, stainless "Hair-Groom'
does not show on the hair because 1t
is absorbed by the scalp, therefore
your hair remains so soft and pliable
and so natural that no one can pos
sibly tell you used 1t.
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Resemblance.

waggish correspondent remarks
that bananas are like wedding guests
in one respectfully are always ready
to throw the slipper when the pairing
comes off.-Boston Transcript.
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Johnny's Trophy.

Father (reading letter from his son
at college)-Johnny says he's got a
beautiful lamp from boxing.
Mother Just knew he'd win some
thing In his athletics.
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sharkskln Leather Approved.

The manufacture of sharkskin leath-
er is being developed with much sue
cess At one plant 200 sharkskins are
being treated daily, with the demand
for the finished product exceeding the
supply.
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Seemed to Deserve Recognition.

In 1893 the duke Of Norfolk, as Earl
Marshal, received a petition from
Thomas Greenhill, asking that, sin con-
sideration Of your petitioner being the
seventh son and thirty-ninth child Of
!, one father and mother, your grace
would be pleased to signaiize it by
some particular motto of argumenta-
tion to his coat-of-arms, to transmit to
posterity so uncommon thing"
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had. "-CARoLYNE MANGELs, 407 14fh
ST., Brooklyn, N. Y.
Office Worker Helped

had. "-CARoLYNE MANcELs, 4o7 14fb
ST., Brooklyn, N. Y.
Office Worker Helped
Milwaukee, Wis.-"I have taken
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pound and Lydia E. Pinkham's Blood
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and they have improved my health
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am working in an Office now and can
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the troubles I had at first. 1 read Of
your Vegetable Compound in the
newspaper and you may use my let
ter in that way if you wish to do so."
ELEANOR SHEBLAK, 537 36th St.
Milwaukee, Wis.
Pains and Headache
Webster, Mass.-"I was all run
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West Street. Webster, Mass.
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cine Co., Lynn Massachusetts.
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Strictly Business,

Strictly Business.
Henry" said his employer, sternly,
you did not expect me back again this
morningY"
mo- SIR" said Henry.
II suppose you are aware that when
I came in ] caught you kissing the
typist?' And his employer glared at
him angrily.
Eyes, SIR" replied Henry, without
blushing, 'but if you remember, sir,
you told me to be sure and do all your
work while you were away."-Stray
Stories.
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From an English Play

ais there anything you want?"
"What question to ask woman !"
Boston Evening Transcript.
Palisadian., 1923-03-16

The secrets the average woman can
keep are those of her toilet.
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Most of the sure things we bet on
are sure for the other fellow.
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A fool will rush in where a CRATER
is satisfied with look-in.
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The wages of sin is death, but there
is always a man for the job.
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It's awfulry hard for some people to
be both good and interesting.
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Catty
"This necklace is solid ivory"
"How well it suits you. DEAR
Louisville Courier-Jour
Palisadian., 1923-03-16

Lydia Pinkhams Private Textbook. upon "Ailments
to Write
to PinEham Medicine Co., Massachusetts,.
boOk Contains valuable Information.
The Washington times., 1923-02-13
VERMONT NURSERY WILL
RAISE SUGAR MAPLE TREES

NEW YORK, Feb. 13.-The Yer
mont, State forestry department, in
furtherance Of a project which 1t
believes to be the first Of its kind
in the country, has contracted to
grow $4,000 sugar maple seedlings
for r. w. Morrison, Of Worcester.
Mass. The seeds will be planted
at the State nursery at Sharon this
spring and when the little trees are
three years old they will be de-
livered to Mr.. Morrison at cost.
Morrison plans to set out the
seedlings at Saxton's River, VT.
They are to be planted six feet
apart, making about 1900 to an
acre, on a hillside, so that when
they reach the sap-producing age
the product can be collected on
the gravity principle.
In developing the orchard Mr..
Morrison intends from time to time
to cut out the poorer trees for use
as cordwood, so that at maturity
only perfect specimens will remain.
The Washington times., 1923-02-13
So LIVES IS TOLL ON
GREAT LAKES IN 1922

NEW YORK, Feb. 1S.-Twelve
lives were lost on freighters on the
Great Lakes in 1922. The property
loss on the fifteen boats that were
lost in 1922 was small, as they
were all small carriers Of the old
type, with a trip capacity Of 1880
tons. Figuring twenty trips a sea-
son they could move about $4,000
tons of freight, or q little more
than one steamer Of the largest
class. There was not one vessel
in the list classed as an ore carrier.
Eleven lives were lost on the
Canadian steel steamer Maplehurst,
formerly the Cadillac, which found.
cred on Lake Superior, and one
member of the crew Of the Cana.
dian steamer City Of Dresden was
lost when she was wrecked on Lake
Erie. The Maplehurst was the only
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j. s. SHIPS LOSE.
|NPERCENTAGE
Of TRADE
Board Figures Show ~ IL
Per Cent Carried in
American Vessels.
BY Cosmopolitan News Service.

American ships carried ATM per
cent of the nations ocean-going
commerce in 1922, r. T. Merrill.
director Of the bureau of research,
United States Shipping Board, re-
ported yesterday. This is a de-
crease Of IA per cent since 1921.
Merrill also reported that the ex-
port commerce Of the nation last
year decreased by 100000 tons,
while the inward-bound business in
creased 100000 tons.
OF the inbound commerce, Ameri-
can ships carried only 48 per cent,
as against So per cent in 1921, the
report showed.
Figures Are Discounted.
The report emphasized that Of
the nations real overseas commerce
in general cargo, the United States
carries less than one-third of its
business under its own flag.
Figures showing the 471k per cent
total should not be accepted at
face value. It should be realized,
the report said. that they only
reach their present proportions be-
cause they include enormous
traffic in bulk petroleum, which re-
quires ships only for carrying
liquids in bulk, in which our ships
predominant.
THE question is often asked"
says the report, How can the
British. whose wages are higher
than those Of most continental ma
tons, maintain and control the
worlds carrying trade against their
cheaper competitors?" To a large
degree the answer lies in the fact
that the British have so many in
vestment interests in either the
consuming or the producing end of
the trades they serve that they
can direct the cargo toward British
ships.
British Garry 10 Per Cent.
"Of the inward commerce from
nearby countries for 1922, outside
Of the 48 per cent. carried by the
American flag vessels, Is per cent
only was transported in British
vessels, while 81 per cent moved
under other foreign flags. SINH
larry, in the outbound business,
American ships carried So per cent,
British vessels Is per cent, while
ships Of foreign flags carried 20
per cent. This shows that, even
with the powerful advantages OF
owning or controlling or having
heavy interests in the cargo moved,
the American ship owner, lacking
any governmental assistance or en-
couragement, is forced to employ
ships Of flags under which he can
most cheaply operate, and that this
flag is neither American nor Brit
ish."
The Washington times., 1923-02-13
CARDINAL FALLS At MASS,
NOT LIKELY TO RECOVER

LONDON, Feb. 1S.-Cardinal Bar.
tholomew Bacilieri, bishop Of We
roma, fell yesterday, while celebrat'
ing mass and struck his head, says
a dispatch to the Central News from
Rome. He. is not expected to re.
cover.
Cardinal Bacilieris was born in
1912. He was created and pro.
claimed q cardinal in 1901.
The Washington times., 1923-02-13
GET As MEN AND WOMEN
IN PITTSBURGH RAIDS

PITTSBURGH. Feb. 1s.-Public
Safety Director C. A. Rocks, orders
Cor q drive against vice in Pitts
burgh bore fruit yesterday.
The police ratded many bootleg.
ging and disorderly establishments,
arrestinG forty.five persons, inciud.
ing q number. OF women: All; of
The Washington times., 1923-02-13

freighter Of that class that was a
total loss. All the others were
wooden ships.
In addition to the above fatalities
sixteen lives were lost on the Cana
dian lighthouse tender Lambton,
four on the tug Reliance and eight
on the tug Cornell, which was lost
on Lake Erie in December.
The Washington times., 1923-02-13
French Birth Rate Drops.

PARIS, Feb. 1S-The latest birth
rate bulletin shows that there were
1000 fewer births in France during
1922 than in 1921. There were also
q. 200 fewer marriages and sixty-one
less deaths
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the defendants were fined in mu-
nicipal court.
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effect. They didn't even break
button on his undershirt.

He finally began to- throw such
wild balls that McGraw was think
ing seriously about putting an
extra catcher at third base.
The next ball he twirled was be-
tween first base and home. The
umpire thought it was close enough
to the plate to call it a strike.
The crowd booed him for this de-
cision, but it isn't his fault if nature
cut his eyes on the bias.
One batter had to step out so
FAR for the ball that he asked Nc
Graw if he could take off his uni
form and pitt on hiking pants,
The next man up was Mr.. and
Mrs. Ruth's offspring.
Bentley could see that Babe wai
stead of letting him hit homer
and making him run around four
bases.
Besides the Giants supply OF
baseballs was getting low, and
Bentley wanted to be sure they
had enough left to finish the game
with.
Ruth hung around on the first
sofa cushion for a few minutes and
then decided to explore the othe,
end of the couch. He got half way
| over, but was caught before he had
time to return to his original pill
low.
He was out like your last match
on a windy night.
| But McQuillan's pitching and
| Babes batting gav4 Miller Hug
gins his first opportunity to laugh
up McGraw's sleeve.
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Ruth's Two Horners
In Succession Give
Him Record

NEW YORK, Oct. 12.AF
though individual players have
hit two home runs in the same
worlds series game, the feat
Of Babe Ruth Ii smashing his
pair in successive innings yes
terday constituted . worlds
series record, 1t developed 10
day.
Others who made two home
runs in one game include Pat
Dougherty Of Boston, against
the Pittsburgh Pirate IN 1908,
Harry Hooper, also Of the Red
Sox, against the Phillies in
1915, and Benny Kauff, of the
Giants, against the White Sox
in 1917.
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WILLIE HOPPE IS READY
TO DEFEND HIS HONORs

NEW vOPK Oct H. Willie
Hoppe viii defend his worlds 1871
balkline billiard championship this
year. Yesterday the holder of both
the worlds 1871 and 1872 titles an
nounced that he had been cha1-
lenged unofficially by two players
and that since a number of players
had demonstrated that they can
play the difficult style of game he
would be unable to overlook the
challenges and would consent to
meet the man selected to oppose
him. Hoppe stated officially that
he would be willing to defend the
balkline championship tournament,
49, title Immediately after the 1872
which will open at the Hotel Penn.
sylvania the later part Of this
month.
Hoppe, however, it was learned
yesterday, has not been caught un'
prepared. He has been playing the
/, ISL style of game all summer al
the Hoppe-Peterson Billiard Club
and only a few weeks ago in a
handicap match averaged forty for
300 points, considered a remarkable
average by experts. In order to
Improve his game Hoppe has been
practicing on English billiard tables
which are twelve feet by six feet
whereas the regulation table for
balkline Is only ten feet by five feet
In addition, Hoppe has been using
: the English balls. which are smaller
? than the worries used in the balkline
game. He claims that the work or
the English tables has helped to i'm
prove his game. especially aiding in
the perfection of accuracy.
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Dugan's fielding was as brilliant
as Ruth's hitting was spectacular.
Joe pulled d play In the third inning
on a hunt by McQuillan which was
the greatest play I've ever seen a
third basenan make. McQuillan
hunted and Dugan rushed In,
scooped the kall up ON the run with
his bare hand and whipped it over
to Pipp. Then, in the ninth inning.
again he got Kelly's drive that
looked 70 be a sure hit and caught
his man at first.
The thing that really decided tho
Fsecond game for lis was when we
broke UP that Giant rally In the
sixth. It looked as though the
Giants were going to stage some
thing IN this inning when their first
three men up singled. Then Meusel
hit my way and threw to Wardie,
who got Young. The Giant out
fielder slid into WarCiie, preventing
him from making the double play
that most certainly would have re-
suited.
But we got them q minute later
| on a double play, when Cunningham
drove the ball in my direction. My
throw to Wardie got Meusel at sec
ond, and his throw nipped Cum
bingham at first.
We got some real pitching from
| PennOck. and we can count on
| Herb TO win another game for ms
/ before the series is over. He il
i almost certain TO pitch one moro
game. III the Giants don't show
us better pitching, we win keep
right on going.
The spirit Of the boys Is ell
changed now. They are fun OF pep
and acting just like school kids. In
| the clubhouse, after our victory.
Wardie said he would be willing TO
lose the difference between the win
nerB and losers shares II only we
could win the series. And that is
how all Of us feel.
For the third game we win use
Jones. And Sam win be. sure to
beat them. He has shown more
than enough during the season to
beat any bah club. The boys will
be back Of him and will try to hit
lust az we have been slamnaing
them in the other two games. Jack
Scott no doubt viii be McGraw's
choice. He viii have to show more
than either McQuillan or Bentley
| lid TO win.
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I believe, though, that more care
full pitching might have prevented
Ruth from slamming out those hits
and practically breaking up the ball
game for us. He will get more at
tention from our pitchers today. Re-
member, in the past we took extraor-
binary pains against him, with the
result which is now history. The
same care will be taken against him
in the remaining games.
Now that the game is all over, 1t
is easy to see where our greatest
weakness lay. We were simply I'M
able to take advantage of all of our
opportunities and we had plenty of
chances. Take that sixth inning, for
instance, when Groh, Frisch and
Young singled in succession. With
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-10-12
LOUGHRAN OUTPOINTS
HARRY GREB IN BOSTON

BOSTON, Oct. 12.-TomIny Tough
ran, Of Philadelphia, was awarded
the decision over Harry Grch,
worlds niddlaweight champion,
after a ten-round bout here. The
men fought at catch weights, and
the title was not a stake. Tough
ran weighed 166 pounds and Greb
1853
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trouble threatened Herb Pennock
simply frightened up and stopped our
scoring.
Young was jeered and booed when
he slid into second in this inning on
Meusel's drive. The Yankees claim
ed that Pep lnterfered with Ward
throw to first to completes double
play. To me it looked as though
Ward was blocking Young at the
bag
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Has Open Dates.

Strong teams may obtain games
with the crack Georgetown A. c..
by phoning West 662 between s a.
m. and p. m, or addressing Mana
ger Cook, at 1927 Wisconsin avenue
northwest. The Georgetown team
wants opponent for October 81, No
vember % and December 2.
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Ruth moved up with Pat Dough
erty, who hit two homers in one
series against the Pirates In 1908;
Harry Hooper, who crowned two in
the 1915 series with the Phils, and
Benny Kauff. who hit two In 1917
against the White Sox. But these
boys did not hit their homers in
successive innings.
With bit of a break, with Just
Q little more pull on the drive. in
the ninth inning and the Babe would
have gotten another. He cut under
that last ball and it drove against
the sky. It is. my ardent wish that
the Giants just keep right on pitch
ing to Babe. hope that caution
against him never enters their
heads.
And. talking of psychology. I am
inclined to the belief that Ruth now
holds the edge. The Babe was our
chief destructive force at the hat,
but boys. did you ever see any man
? pitch q gamer, better judged game
Of ball than the courageous Herbert
Fennock pitched yesterday?
Wen, II you did, you have the
edge on me. I frankly state that
didn't. Penn0ck just had every
thing. His curve bali was break.
Ing like-nO, 1t wasn't just break
ing. It was skipping around like
. light craft on q stormy sea. It.
hoped and jumped and exploded.
In the fourth and fifth innings,
ne put on a mixture of slow and
fast stuff that had the Giants swing
ing through the ball. And with It
all was superior brand of intelIj-
gence that made him that much
greater.
We are home on the stadium to-
day, and Sam Jones will pitch. I
expect Sam to turn the Giants back
as effectively as Pennock pitched
them into submission yesterday
Jones went sixteen and two-thif'ds-
innings in our league without allow!
ing a hit or run. He may not pitch
D perfect game when he faces The
Giants. but he will show them some
artistic pitching.
My ball club is on its toes. It
ls full of fight and win continue
90 fight for the victory. Nothing
can dull our enthusiasm; nothing
can weaken our determination. We
played the second game just as we
decided to play it,
Another day and another game
confronts us, but I think the tide
has started toward the American
League.
fCopyright. 1929. by The christy Walsh
Syndicate. Inc.)
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LITTLE JEFF AWARDED
DECISION OVER DECHTER

In one Of those slam-bang. slash
ing affairs, the siugger against the
boxer, Little jeff was awarded the
referees decision after twelve
rounds of fast milling, over Matte
Dechter, at sportland last night.
Both boys showed a willingness
to mix at all times and what Little
jeff may have lacked In boxing
finesse was more than made up
for in honest endeavor.
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Colonel Signs Mother
AS Angel Of Luck
For Yankees

NEW YORK, Oct. 12.-After
the Yankees defeat in the first
game Col. Jacob Rupert, own
er of the American League
champions, invited his mother
to attend yesterdays game as
the clubs honorary mascot.
The tide changed with her
presence and the Colonel an
nounced last night she had
been signed for the series.