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The Washington times., 1923-08-13
Births, DeathS
Phone Main $3.50 Until
g P. N. Obituary Desk
MRS. w r TAyvnR

Funeral services for Mrs. William
Remsen Taylor. who died Tuesday
at Hagerstown. Md. were held this
afternoon at Arlington Cemetery,
the cortege moving from the Fort
Myer gate.
Mrs. Taylor was the wife Of
Lieut.. Col. William Remsen Taylor,
=. s. A. who was stationed at
Hagerstown at the time OF her
death. She was a daughter of the
late Mai. Augustus A. DeLoffre
and Fannie Elliott. Of Washington.
She was born at Fort Sam Hous-
ton, Tex, May IS, 1880. while her
father was stationed there.
she is survived by her husband,
a daughter, Agnes Taylor: sister,
Mrs. Thomas P. Bernard. and two
brothers. and Major Samuel De
Loire.
The Washington times., 1923-08-13
FINDS CORSETS HEALTHY
WANTS FASHION IGNORED

NEW YORK, Aug. 13.-Dr. John
Oberwager, representative Of DR..
Francis J. Monaghan, commissioner
OF health, occurring before the
Hygiene Fashion Institute, deplored
the tendency Of women to discard
corsets because they are going out
Of fashion.
"Corsets are more than a purely
industrial product" said DR.. Mona
CHAN, they have both Q curative
and preventive value In relation to
women's health. Few women have
adequate natural support for tho
liver. which has one-thirtieth the
weight Of the entire body and the
stomach.
Almost all women. both stout and
thin, need some form of support
FOR the organs Of tho lower trunk
7 think the best support is the
corset"
The Washington times., 1923-08-13
'TWO-CUN" PARSON LOSES
JOB AS DRY LAW AGENT

ATLANTIC CITY, n. J., Aug. 10
The Rev. John b Adams, the raid
ing parson," who always carried two
revolVers on dry raids, has been drop
ned from the State prohibition IN
Iorcement staff. Adrian Chamber
lain, State Enforcement director, said
a lack of funds accounted for the
dismissal
The "raiding parson" intimated
otherwise- Certain people have
been worried for some time over NV
activities" he said. bat would make
no further comment.
The Rev. Mr.. Adams had been on
the force two years.
The Washington times., 1923-08-13
GOVERNMENT HAS 400
BUFFALOES FOR SALE

PORTLAND. Ore, Aug. 13.-The
Government would like to sell about
400 buffalo ranging on the bison
range of Montana, near the old
Flathead Indian reservation ct
Dixon, according to Smith Riley,
head OF the bird and animal reser.
~nion department OF the United
States. He reports that the buffalo
are increasing so rapidly that the
food capacity of the range has been
reached. The herd was Originally,
known as the Pablo herd and mum.
hered but sixteen In 1904. Tha
name Pablo came from famous
old Flathead Indian, who was a
buffalo trader,
The Washington times., 1923-08-13
COTTON GOES UP SIS BALE
GAMBLERS LOSE MILLIONS

NEW YORK, Aug. 13.-The poten-
tial wealth and buying power of
American cotton growers was in
creased about $4,000, 900 by five
hours Of trading in the cotton mar
ket. This, added to the price in
crease made in the three days pre-
Vious put the total increase from the
low point Of last week at about $175,-
900. 900.
Advances Monday appropriated
$3.50 a bale and with the earlier
gains brought the total TO more than
SIS a bale on a crop now estimated
around 1I,000 900 bales. It is csti.
mated that spectators have lost
many millions Of dollars.
The Washington times., 1923-08-13
Now Will You Be Good?

In the exciting game of traffic
chess, you take a little toy auto
mobile, street car, a baby car
riage, or whatever you were driv-
ing when the crash came, and
move them on a scale drawing of
the vicinity, to show the court
just how your alibi happened.
Then the cop comes up and shows
it didn't happen that way, and the
court decides which one is telling
the truth, the whole truth, and
nothing but the truth most adj
vantageously. If you win, you
don't have to pay $40 or SO.
The Washington times., 1923-08-13
YES HE HAD NO MORE
PATIENCE, COURT HEARS

NEW YORK, Aug. 13.-George
Gonzales, proprietor Of novelty
shop, was in police court on a sum-
mons obtained and served by Ed
ward A. Wealth, an attorney, whose
office is at 1872 Nassau street.
Your honor" said Wealth, this
man has made me desperate. He
photograph all day long"
Merely as a Formally and for
purposes of record, Magistrate Ober-
wager inquired what the song was
His suspicious confirmed, he post
poned action until today, when he
will decide whether complaint
should be drawn against Gonzales.
The Washington times., 1923-08-13
FOR DISPLAYING
DELICATESSEN ON SUNDAY

OCEAN CITY, Nj, Aug. 13-
Floyd O. Simms, a Boardwalk bus
ness man. has been summoned 10
appear before Police Justice Ware
in the city hall court on the charge
Of exposing for sale goods and mer-
chandise at his restaurant on Sun
DAYS
Simms. the police say, was notl-
fled, two or three weeks ago. TO
place a screen in front of the
delicatessen department Of his res
taurant. He failed to comply with
this request
The Washington times., 1923-08-13
BIRTHS.

George P. and Marie Duvall, boy.
William o. ambrose Mz Pollard, boy.
Russell F. and Helen Deatley, boy.
Wesley F. and Mabel L. Taylor, girl.
Alfred r. and Marian NJ. Schmidt,
girl.
Domenico and Petronilla Ronfigho.
boy.
Alexandria and Elsie Tacconel1i, girl.
Anton and Rosfna IntiIlino, boy.
Luca and Marcellina Monari,. girl.
Angelo and Margaret Malatesta, boy.
George and Ely Bezantakos, girl.
Julius o. and Wavie Miller, girl.
Russell A. and Mary e. Birckhead. girl.
Joseph and Mary J. Lepore. girl.
Anthony j. and Louise A: Anselmo.
girl.
son, girl.
James A. and Florence e. Roy, boy.
Philip and Anna s. Kraft boy.
Charles E. and Eta NJ. Cole. girl.
Earl c. and Margaret Short, girl.
Edward and Catherine Simpson, boy.
Francis s. and Bessie L. Van Doren.
boy.
Donald p and Ruth Evans. girl.
Michael A. and Annie NJ. Kelly, boy.
William and Ella Scott, girl.
Edward and Ruby Lord, girl.
Reuben and Minnie Minor, girl.
Peter L. and Marie Robinson, boy.
Ralph w. and Otelia v. Lucas, boy.
Thomas r. and Julia l.. Dyson, boy.
Robert and Addie Smith, girl.
The Washington times., 1923-08-13


by the U. S. Marine Band, Taylor
Branson second leader.
March. 1.-THE Standard Bearer"
Overture, "Masanielle" ....Auber
Selections From TALES of Hoff-
man" ...............O ffenbach
Famous Minuet" =. .Paderewski
b LA Paloma" ..........: Yradier
Romance" .Svendson
In the Woods.
b On the Mountains.
In the Village.
Halls of Montezuma,"
1.-THE Star-Spangled Banner"
BY the U. S. Soldiers Home Band,
bandstand, this evening. begin
ming at $3.50 o'clock. John S. NJ.
Zimmerman, bandmaster.
March. 1.-THE Adventurer" Dyer
Overture. Grown Diamonds"
Auber
Moroccan, Revere op. %,
Scenes from Grand Opera
Fox Trot, way Down Yonder
in New Orleans" 900. Layton
Waltz Popular. Red Moon"
F,G 1reeuest Glarolin: Hone :kortl sii1er
The StarSpangled Banner"
At Meridian Hill Park. Sixteenth
and Euclid streets northwest,
from 1880 to 900 p. M, by sec
ton of the u. S. Navy Band.
Charles Wise, assistant director.
March. Hail to the Spirit of
Overture. paragraph iiI". suppe
Solo for trombone, celeste
Aida" from the opera Aida
Verdi
(First Musician Jenks)
Barcarolle. 20 Belle Mutt"
from Contes D'Hoffman
Offenbach
Grand selection from the opera
III Trovatore". Verdi
Popular
a IT Amt Never Had Nobody
Crazy Over Me"
Durante, Stein. Roth
b "Dirty Hands, Dirty Face"
'Jolson, Leslie
Gems from the Musical Com
edy. THE Dollar Princess" Fall
Waltz Di' Concert. Love and
Spring time" -. :Waldteufei
Fox Trot, ct Cried for YOU
Freed. Atnheim
1.-THE Star-Spangled Banner"
The Washington times., 1923-08-13
SHOCKED BY LIVE WIRE
MAN FALLS TO DEATH

LEWISTON, Aug. 13.-WiIIfam
Deeters, thirty eight years old, died
at the Lewiston Hospital from. iniu-
rles he received while working in
the foundry at the Standard Steel
Works.
Deeters was working with the
rigging gang renewing rail on the
electric crane track when he touched
o live wire and was thrown twenty
Feet to the floor. suffering fatal
dnjuries.
The Washington times., 1923-08-13
Chloroform 34-Year-oId Horse

BOONSBORO. Md, Aug 13.-Queen,
a thirty -four-year.old family mare
owned by M. T. Warrenfeltz, mer-
chant of Boonsboro, was chloroform-
ed to death by veterinarian. War
renfeltz purchased the mare thirty
one years ago for $40 Of Daniel Bid.
die, near Koogles,
The Washington times., 1923-08-13
Caught With the Goods.

The chessmen are all broken
down from carrying around so
many bum aIibis, and it's hard to
tell a ten-ton truck from kiddy-
car, so Judge Schuldt walked in
the other morning with a brand
new set under his arm-street
cars, ice-wagons, moving-vans and
little tin soldiers to play the part
of mangled victims. And six new,
shining autos. But-nary one Of
those cars has a tag on it. And
right in the very Traffic Court it.
self, which is supposed to be an
example and a guide to the rest
of u.s. o tempora! o mores!-
which, being interpreted. signi.
fieth What the heck!"
The Washington times., 1923-08-13
DEATHS.

Hester Ann Taylor, 64 years, 1884 L
street southeast
Catherine Haeberle, rs years, 3431 O
street northwest.
Edwin Milton Hood 81 years, 1926
Fairmont street northwest.
Ray Robey IS years, 2022 Nicholson
avenue southeast.
Belle Buffers Bullock. IS years Gar
field hospital.
Dora Martin, 81 years, Providence
hospital.
Walter B. Killian. 50 years, Tubercu-
loss hospital
Samuel Benton Posey. IT years. $3.50
street northwest.
George Appel 10 months. Homeo-
pathic hospital.
Ivy May Hoffman. months, 1903
Tenth street southeast.
Robert C. Mahon. 2 months, 1898
Thfrty-third street northwest.
David Boyd. day. 436 Garfield ave-
nGe southeast.
Benjamin Burak, 1 year, 1914 NJ
street northwest.
Jane Harris. 60 years, Gallinger hos
pital
Samuel Wilson, ST years, 1865 Sum-
ner road southeast.
Carrie Austin. % years, Freedmen's
Carrie Holmes, 81 years. Freedmen's
Frank Cook. 40 years. 142s-A South
Capitol street.
VIM. L. Proctor, years. Blue Plains.
D. G..
Marguerite Thomas, months. 1915
Fl street northwest.
The Washington times., 1923-08-13
Long Chance: Short Ride.

There was a lookout posted for
a car that had been stolen from
Pennsylvania Avenue near Ninth
street, your honor. The number
was easily recognized because it
was a dealers license. saw a
car with that number passing at
Twelfth street and Pennsylvania
Avenue and borrowed a machine
and caught the lookout at Fourth
street and Pennsylvania Avenue.
1t was the right number, but the
wrong car, and the driver didn't
have a permit. So I locked him
up"
Robs Peter; Doesn't Pay Paul.
II had Just bought the car, and
it took all the money I had for
the first payment, your honor,
all but 50. That was enough to
get eight gallons Of gas. or the
tags. But the tags wouldn't be
any good without the gas, and
the gas wouldn't be any good
without the tags. So when / found
these dealers license plates in a
trash barrel in the place where
work, I put them on the car ord
spent the 50 for gas. I thought
dealers tags could be used on
any car. / took a chance on run
ming for one day without a per-
NIT, because 1 couldn't get one
until today, when I get paid.
But got locked up before I got
paid"
You were in too much Of a
hurry to try out your new car"
Dead tags, SO; no permit, IS.
The Washington times., 1923-08-13
NARRIAGE LICENSES.

Francis Harold Hursh, "a and Olga
Hastings Archer, 81. ThesS3asev. c.
Brown. =
Viola Wesley, 20. The Rev. J. w. Dowl-
ing.
Henry Carl Blersch. %, of Richmond,
of Fort Lee, Va. The Rev. j. Z. Briggs
Emanuel Mordecai, 81, and Sadie Be-
har, 30. The Rev. J. T. Loeb.
William Howard Denham, 81, and
Mary Virginia Barham, %. The Rev.
o. F. Sherwood.
Ryan S. Ransone, 80, of Dunnville,
Va, and Mira N Minor. "a, of Coke,
Va. The Rev. H. F. Downs.
Maurice s. Langhorne, jr., 81, and
Ann F. Haines, IS, both of Richmond,
Va. The Rev. F. G. Ilsley
The Washington times., 1923-08-13
MISS IDA PHEI.AN.

Funeral services for Miss Ida
Phelan, sixty-nine years old. who
died Friday at Frederick. Nd. were
held at st. Peters Catholic Church
at $3.50 o'clock this morning.
Solemn requiem mass was cele-
brated and interment was in Mt.
Olivet Cemetery.
The Washington times., 1923-08-13
WITH THE
ALIBI
ARTISTS
THE TRAFFIC COURT
IN CROSS SECTION
Being a Skeleton Record OF
Cases Tried in Judge
Schuldt's Tribunal.
Read 'En1 and Worry
By DONALD McDOUGAL.
A Run for His Money.

''The Corporation Counsel has
investigated these charges against
you of colliding and leaving after
colliding without making your
identity known. The court under
stands that you have admitted
your guilt, and that the Corpora
ton Counsel recommends a fine
Of $40 in each case upon your
formal plea Of guilty to the
charges"
The clerk: "Iow do you plead
to these charges?"
Guilty"
Colliding, $40; leaving after col
liding, $40.
The Washington times., 1923-08-13
Mistaken Identity.

'It was a warm evening, your
honor, and I left my front door
open. I was in the dining room
talking with a friend when these
two men walked In. I told them
to get out, but one of them
pushed me aside and said he'd go
anywhere he wanted to. They
didn't even take their hats OFF.
When I told them to get out
again, they said they'd knock my
teeth down my throat. I thought
they must be prohibition agents,
and when found they were not,
phoned for the police"
eve had a blowout, your
honor. and had to jack up the
rear wheels. We got our clothes
dusty. and went into the house
thinking IT was a shoe-shine
parlor. When we found 1t
wasn't, we naturally wanted to sit
down and rest. We didn't hear
the lady tell us to leave"
"It will cost you $40 each 20
learn the difference between
private house and a shoe-shini1g
DdrlOr"
The Washington times., 1923-08-13
p. J. FRIEL, G. N. HANLEY, At
tOrneys.

SUPREME COURT OF THE DISTRICT
of Commissioning Probate Court.
Estate of C1eto Abing, deceased
No. 30859, administration.-Appli
having been made herein for probate OF
the last will and testament of said de-
ceased, and for letters testamentary
is ordered that and day of August, A.
D. 1928. that Ubaldo Abing and Paz
Coningoo, and all others concerned,
appear in said Court on Monday the
10th day of September, A. ID. 1923, at
10 o'clock A. NJ. to show cause why
such application should not be granted.
Let notice hereof be published in the
Washington Law Reporter" and The
Washington Times once in each of
three successive weeks before the re-
turn day herein mentioned the first
publication to be not less than thirty
days before said return day.! JEN-
NINGS BAILEY, Justice. (SeaL0 Attest,
JAMES TANNER, Register of Wills
Of the Prnhate Court
The Washington times., 1923-08-13
Concerts

At Marine Barracks at 4:30 p. m.
by the u. S. Marine Band, Taylor
Branson second leader.
The Washington times., 1923-08-13

ON and after this date I will not be
responsible for any debts contracted
by any other than myself.
H. L. MORNINGSTAR,
956 r St s. w,
The Washington times., 1923-08-13

Educational Day was observed at
Washington Grove yesterday, the
feature of the occasion being an
address by DR.. William J. Holloway,
Supervisor of Rural Schools of
Maryland
The Washington times., 1923-08-13
PRINCE GEORGES
KNIGHT WINS
TOURNEY
County Republicans Start on
EIections-Club to Have
Pageant at Fair.

ROCKVILLE, Md. Aug. 13-.Fif-
teen of the best-known filters of
this county, the District of Column
bia and other nearby places parti-
cipated in the annual tournament
of Liberty Grove Grange, held at
Burtonville, this county, in con-
nection with the annual picnic.
Phil Love, as knight of Prince
Georges's, won first honors and
the privilege of browning the queen
of love and beauty; second place
went to Gordon Hobbs, who rode
as, Knight Of Rocky Glen; w. Hun
gerford, as knight of Marshall Hall.
finished third, and fourth honors
were captured by NJ c. McConkie,
who rode as knight of Center
Market.
The address to the Knights was
delivered by DR.. George L. Ed
monds, of Rockville, and the corona
ton address was by Robert Peter.
jr., also of Rockville. A baby con-
test and dancing were among other
features.
The Washington times., 1923-08-13
THE
WASHINGTON HERALD
nAxEaE AND RTIATnAX

SUNDAY ONLY.
One Yaar....$k.e0
Six Months. 30
Three Months %
One Nonth.. -
, 1923-01-21

that it is generally those who are al
ways trying to put other children
right who know the least of all. 1t
nearly made Lucy cry.
God" said mother, gave us all we
know not to help us feel superior but
SO we may help others who know
less. Perhaps if they work hard at
their lessons they may grow into men
and women who are SO wise as to be
able TO teach others"
By the time Lucy heard all this she
was ready for bed and prayer and as
her mother sat sewing in the next
room she heard Lucy softly saying:
Dear Lord. o help Ivor not to be
so conceited and SO ~scornful. Lucy
, 1923-01-21
WHAT THE CHILDREN SAW AT THE zoo

= UCY went with Iyor to the zoo
and a right glorious time
they had. Once they were
very nearly %quarreling in the mon
key house because Lucy said that one
bald-faced monkey looked like Iyor's
cousin. Ivor was quite annoyed, but
nursie kept the peace by saying that
a mischievous monkey was next
door to a naughty girl and neither OF
the children cared to say anything
more for some time. They had a ride
en- the donkey, stared at the tiamlngo
and the ant-eater stared at them and
decided he preferred ants. Then they
had some buns and peanuts and aft
er rode home in a trolley car.
After tea, Lucy was being IN
dressed by her mother when she ex-
planned about the ant-eater staring
SO much and said how glad she was
that she knew better than Ivor what
an animal with a bdmp was.
That silly Ivori" she said, called
him a seraph.p
Dear me-" exclaimed the mother.
''That was strange!"f
YES" went on Lucy, '.And all the
time he meant giraffe. / explained
to him that seraph was something in
the Bible and always flies" Lucy's
mother looked up smiling for an in
slant. But" continued her daugh-
ter, THAT was not the worst of that
ignorant Ivor, saying that a giraffe
was a seraph, because all the time
the animal was a camomile," and
Lucy laughed in utter scorn of her
playmate.
Her mother laughed, too. she was
laughing at Lucy.
why, dear" said her mother at
last, you were as wrong as Ivor.
The word you are trying to say is
not camomih but camel and the an
imal that Looks like a camel and has
one hump is a dromedary."
Never in your life have you seen
such a crestfallen little girl as Lucy
and because she was humbled her
mother took occasion to explain a
great many important things to her.
She told her that few children know
as much as they think they know and
, 1923-01-21
CHRISTOPHER MAKES SOME DISCOVERIES

o. he didn't discover America.
That had been accomplished
centuries before his birth.
besides. his name wasn't Columbus,
being plain Smith. If the renowned
Christopher had kept his hands clean
whom a boy, that made another point
Of difference. for the present Chris
TOPPER seemed scarcely TO know of
the discovery of common soap,
though regularly reminded.
, 1923-01-21

keeps EN-" SO in a trice was on his
way to the cellar.
Now, for a treat" he told himself.
as he plunged his hand into a deep
earthen crock. There was nothing
in it excepting something greasy and
sticky in the very bottom. Had 1t
been apple sauce or something SINH
lar / suspect he would merely have
licked his fingers.
Lard" muttered he, in disap-
pointment; SO he was forced to go
upstairs, and to use. not only plenty
of water, but a generous quantity OF
soap, for he had no relish for lard
favored cookiea
Here was his second washing in
n afternoon, and how virtuous he
felt. He knew his mothers clearly
care of food, and it eased his con-
science somewhat. With renewed
confidence in his ability as a discov-
erer, down he went again. and boldly
attacked the second crock. Quickly
withdrawing his hand. he found 1t
covered with pickle brine.
The third crock was empty.
His mother returned just as Chris
TOPPER started on his final voyage of
discovery, so to speak. Chris was
cleaner on the inside than on his
outside, his father frequently de-
clared. He proved it by making a
complete confession, thereby earn
ing one cooky.
Mrs. Smith didn't regard a pool
wash as sufficiently cleansing where
food was concerned. so the lard was
disposed of. There was but little
left of II, anyway.
Had you been obedient all the way
through" admonished his mother,
you should have had three OF the
latest cookies-threel"
Virtues and faults bring their
proper desserts, which was another
thing discovered by Christopher.
, 1923-01-21

As for water. he visited the swim
ming pool. and his mother regularly
drove him to the tub. He had Just
come from the pool today, and the
first thing that greeted him was the
odor Of cookies.
Before departing for the grocery
store his mother had set the pan of
hot cakes away to cool. "Hh!"
shifted the boy, II know where she
, 1923-01-21
Girls Gym

rs gym hour, lis gym hour;
Hurry dlcdy.
Basketball aud other games,
Wild and gay.
MILDLY hour. biooater hour;
Haryy-Oh please;
Don your scooity stockings 0nd
Have bare knees.
Marching hour, climbing hour;
Fly mp the stairs.
Here's one solid hour of play,
With no cares.
, 1923-01-21
WINTERS DRESS.

Dame Nature asked Miss Autumn gay
To samples show without delay,
So Autumn brought her every shade.
Assured her that they would not fade.
Such wealth of color most did blind,
The dame could not make up her
mind,
Though bright hues filled her with
= delight,
So she dressed Winter in pure white.
, 1923-01-21
Huge Hippopotamus

This IS the HiP-Po-Pot-G-naS
He's o huge dnHic-miie,
He seems a gerry jolly beast
JaSi see him laugh and smile.
This "hipfo" lies ont at the 500;
He's king of io1r-brotV beasts;
No rOondey he's so hugely tdt.
His meals IRE truly fed5ts.
When "hifbo" lies dosun he looks like
4 great big bag Of meal,
rs if he had no bones at all,
Hop horrid that mast feel.
, 1923-01-21

is not a bad little girl only she
thinks she knows a little better than
Iyo-. Please make us both humble
and willing to learn for Thine honor
and glory. Amen
Then repenbering that all good
children try to get to sleep as soon
, 1923-01-21

Do you crave rubies? Dear me.
The sweet gum sheds treasure
Beyond mortal measured
Secure about these riches feel
For thieves cannot break through
nor steali
, 1923-01-21

oNEY" was cross. 1t was
raining and she a sewing.
Two things she utterly de-
tested.
Wish to goodness It would rain on
school days, and no such things as
dish-cloths were ever needed" she
muttered, as her thread tangled.
You ought to move down South"
answered Aunty Lou. sweetly.
Why, don't they have any rain Or
dish-oloths there?"
Eyes, of course they do: but when
l was down In Georgia, last Fall. I
saw a queer vine growing over the
porch of an old negro's cabin. Just
like a pumpkin vine it looked with a
large gourd hanging from it. I asked
the old colored man nearby what 1t
was and he said SO surprised: Law
sy! Don't you neber heerd tell oh a
dishrag vine afore?'
"'Dishrag?' 1 asked In wonder.
"'Yas stree bob; they grow dish
rags on EN- He caught n in his
hand as he spoke and cut 1t in two
and showed me the funny matted
flbers inside. When dried in the sun.
the halves become like n tough
, 1923-01-21
G IN H JUNGLE.

One night in the jungle 1 saw
(Where early to bed" is the law)
The beasts look around,
No nighties were found,
So every one had to sleep raw!
, 1923-01-21
CLEVER woRKMEN.

The frogs are carpenters SO fine.
Where do they get their tools?
I'll gladly lend them all of mine.
To make their magic stools.
They are as busy as can be.
But why. 1 really cannot see,
Although a lot of stools are done
I never see them sit on one!
, 1923-01-21

sponge"
20 Aunty, will you bring me one
home next time you have a chance'"
Honey asked.
Certainly" answered Aunty Lou.
IF o wish. I'll bring home mi for
your dolly dishes"
, 1923-01-21
HAND ORGAN MAN.

Hand organ man with monkey on
chain,
Slowly came down the long. winding
lane;
Willie ran out on hearing the ditty,
Gave n glad shout "Come see the
man-kitty,"
, 1923-01-21
THEIR PREFERENCES.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To get their fayorfte eats.
Jack cried, my, I want some pie"
But Jill beamed, GIVE me sweetest
, 1923-01-21

Jack Frost is old. SO old indeed
That die you'd think he must;
Not Jack. how'er-though full Of bite.
He just won't bite the dust.
, 1923-01-21
FREE MONEY.

All Summer naples gave no hints
That they were really busy mints;
But, in the Autumn, 10 behold
They drop a coinage of pure gold!
, 1923-01-21

Winter, Winter, go away,
Gathering leaves and blossoms gay"
Out of doors we want to play,