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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-22
A Lonesome Honeymoon

Thi,k. Mr. Man. Of being on a
honeymoon without a bride, OF YOU.
Mrs. Lady, of being on a similar
journey without bridegroom.
Chilling, paralyzing thought, is it
not? Well, it happened but recently
and despite the harrowingness of
their experience the latest informa-
ton has it that the parties to the at
fair, again united, are honeymooning
to their palpitating hearts content
somewhere in Europe.
1t all came about through a diff
firence in time. The vessels of the
United States Lines fleet sail from
Hoboken under Standard Time. New
York City operates on Daylight Say
ing Time. Sherman Holt, who runs
an angora goat farm near San Ber-
nardino, Calf. came East and mar
ried at Paterson, n. j.. pretty Miss
Evelyn Jackson. Then he ran count
err of the difference in time and a
veritable tragedy resulted.
Tho newlywcds booked passage on
the S. S. George Washington of the
United States Lines, but on the eve
of sailing the bridegroom had to
visit Philadelphia to make business
arrangements concerning goat hair.
ne tO!u HIS blIuC Ic NDtilu IlN't Nv
on board the steamship. The bride
reached the ship and the minute of
departure arrived, but no bride
groom. Being dutiful bride, she
worried not a whit, for had not
Sherman told Der he would meet her
on the boat? The George Washing
ton sailed and the officials of the line
kept tug waiting at the end of the
pier to rush the bridegroom down
the bay when he made his appear
arce.
When Sherman finally appeared on
the scene the George Washington
had nassed Sandy Hook and it was
too late to get him aboard. Th2n
came a rapid interchange of wireless
messages between the frantic bride
groom and the equally frantic bride.
"Mssed boat; will follow on next
available steamer" wirelessed the
bridegroom.
"Bc of a good cheer: will he
waiting for you at Plymouth" came
back the message from the bride.
And so for three days the honey
mooncrs exchanged messages fairly
breathing of love and heart aches.
81 knew something was going
wrong when 7 left my farm in Cali
fornia TO get married." stated Sher
man Holt. Il have cross-eyed
goat who fairly radiates bad luck
and he followed me to the gate and
hlaa- blaacd when I left the ranch.
I'll certainly mess up his career when
return.
General Sherman said War is
hell but this here Sherman says
honeynoonng without bride is
worse than hell"
The next boat out was the s. s.
President Adams. and aboard it
went Sherman Holt. hflated honey
mooncr, 10 be reunited with his
blushing bride in historic old Ply
mouth.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-22
How Far Can You 9sef

When 1t comes to judging die.
tances the average man 10 apt - ea
sadly astray.
Careful tests show that the fol-,
having are distinguishable at a0N
yards: The parts Of the body, sligl1
movements Of the head. arms or le9A
and the details Of dress,
Let the man be anothsr 1e0 YARN
away and his face becomes aincet n
blur. it being impossible to hiotinx
guish the features.
Let him stand 40 yards away an(
his face il . spack, hut IL Il ~
possible to perceive movpmenfb of tSS
legs or arms. When he 10 coo yar(
away he is merely q form.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-22
NATIONAL Nome

Officer of the day, Capt Nelctte W.
Van Horn.
Thomas J. Crehan. late Goth Co. I.
s. Eng. has boon transferred to the
Southern Branch.
COT. Roy l.. Narston of Skowhesan'
mana ger of this branch. arrived Satur-
day on an official visit.
Mrs. Frances Gates has returned TO
her home in Waterville after a short
visit with her sister. Mrs {. L. Pratt.
Miss Gladys Donna returned Satur-
day to Watcrvile after visiting Mrs.
T.. f. Williamson n few days.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-22
Proud Parents

Proud Mother-O. George. little
Harry is just beginning to talk. He's
learning to recite "Baa, baa, black
sheep. have you any wool?"
Proud Papa-Does he really say
all that?
Proud Mother-Well. not quite all
of it yet, but he's got as far as "Baa,
baa."-LOndon Ideas.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-22
Confidence Misplaced

zone of our prominent professors
gave an interview to one of the re-
porters. with the understanding-tha
his name must not appear In print"
"Then it evidently got into the
paper"
Eyes, and now he is mad because
is was spelled wrong"
Brown Bull.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-22
Crushino Candor

The Fair One: see here where a
man married woman for money.
"You wouldn't marry me for money,
would YOU?
The Square One: Why, no. l
wouldn't marry you for all the money
in the world.-Tar Baby.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-22
Funsrai Of Mrs. Frank GeteheiI

The funeral services of Mrs.
Frank Getchell We're held Sunday
afternoon from the home of her
daughter. Mrs. Hollis Jacobs, Rev.
Sidney J. Willis ofiiciated. The re-
mains were placed in the receiving
tomb at the village cemetery.
The w. r. c. will meet next We'd
nesday afternoon, January "a, at the
home of Mrs. Ellen Patten, Somer-
set avenue. All members are re-
quested to be present.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-22
Unreasoning Fears

afraid of ghosts?"
EYES," replied the nervous man.
"You always told me you were not
superstitious."
I'm not s.perstitious, but Tm
easily scared" -+-Washington Star.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-22
Unexpected

Pugilistic Passenger: What. Two
dollars for five bloekso
TaXi-di'iver. 1t was six blocks.
Pugilstie Passenger: Z see. You
want me to knock one Off don't
YOU Cartoons Magazine.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-22
BASKETBALL
Portland Girls Win

Bath. Jan. 2n-In the toughest
girls basketball game seen on q
Bath floor to date. South Portland
high school this afternoon defeated
Morse high school Is to 10.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-22
Speaking o.

Browne: Brooks is regular wet
blanket.
Towne: You are right there. Why,
that fellow could jump from the
frying pan into the fire and put the
fire oul.-WaySide Tales.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-22
y Of NJ. Letter Club
" Publish Booklet

npecal to kennebec Journal
1, ,oho' Jan. 21.-Beginning Feb.
~ University OF Maine men who have
,,hIo.;n eif letters in intercollegiate
d,rI e' Us VIII wear a distictive cap OF
tront olue with a light blue m" in
he ., Ihlrty-eight undergraduates
Tha !tied to wear the M"
eomnoo ~ Club, an organization
the;np U seq OF men who have won
let ie.ters, is publishing a book
Tho II.escrlplnS student activities at
ptea DIVERSITY which will be distrib-
the haMohg high school athletes in
e1j,tno I'VE OF inducing them to matri-
,thIas.; mere. Pictures of the various
Infosle teams. their captains, and
est. n;,1 concerning recent con-
i bo Snl De included. The booklet
tRuOs ng prepared by Daniel f.
Nh ~ THOMAS of Camden and Ed
4. M.neeland of Princeton.
men we M Club consists of all
slvs. VINO have distinguished them
mana. ~ athletics or have served as
CRUISERS, from it's ranks are re-
bers practically all of the mem
hemhs honorary societies. Every
|, cons er or the Senior Skulls. which
Mic hs.uered the highest non-schol-
lion a;ohorary society in the institu-
Clnh 20 also a member of the IN"
Merie,,,M men are also strong nu-
Ind tb a IN the Sophomore Owls
bad threatening weather and
enthus;aenng, fair sized crowd OF
kethsI, asuc fans saw Bcsse High bas-
eroot. t Team win an easy victory over
7huIss. Aigh at !. o. o. F. hall, Albion.
ne nss .ss evening. Jan. is. During
Hlute , nait OF the game three sub
4ith II uAyers were used by Bessc
'nktice o'aer to give the substitutes
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-22
Belfast Wins Over
Bangor Am. Legion
lSnecial to kcnnehec IOurni

Special to Kennebec JournaD
Belfast Jan. 20--In.a snappy game
Of basketball played in the Armory
here tonight the Belfast y. a. won
with score of 40-1S over the Ban
cor American Legion. with Heal the
star Of the game making all baskets
Of the 20 taken by the Belfast team.
BELFAST A. \. BANGOR l..
Eogs. H.. ....... %. 80. ID. Carr
HdueHlon, IL ............ I'D, Mason
Heal rb If, Finley
Gelcheil, lb .......... ..rf, perro
Feeley (Sub)
!. Score 40-1S.
Goals from floor: Focg /. Naush-
ton 4, Heal II, Feelcy -, Mason 3,
Aes9on ,, Finley l. Perro 3.
Goals from Fouls: Belfast 4.
Referee: Saltcrs. Time: Two Is
minute, one Commute periods.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-22
s SPORTING NEWS q
B0wd0in Takes Game
Hockey from Colby
Especial to kennebec Journal

especial to kennebec JournaO
Natervllie. Jan. 21.-The Bowdoin
hockey seXtct dedicated the new Colby
RINK here yesterday afternoon by de-
ieatins the Waterville collegians by
the score of So in fast game. The
game was marred several times b,
FOULS and by frequent disputes between
the referee and players of both teams.
Al tho start of the game it looked as
thoush the Colby puck chasers had the
advantage. but the Black and White
men played steady offensive and over
came the local team.
Bowkcr scored the first goal for the
Bowdoin team four minutes after the
i'rst whistle when he shot a hot one
through Berry for counter Nichols
knocked two hot passes from Radcliffe
10 one side and saved scores for the
Colby six. Bowdoin scored once again
III the second period after MCGOWAN
had taken the puck from the center of
the rec and carried it through the
Black defense and scored on a short
Jab through Nichols feet AL Morrell
scored the second counter for Bowdoin
IN miXup at the Colby cage, the puck
skidding through Youngs feet after
very weak pass. Several passes at
the cage were made by the Black for
wards but were all stopped by Young,
VINO replaced capt. Berry during the
second period. Bowler scored the third
and last goal in the opening minute
of tho third. This period was hoodoo
Tor the Colby players. as two doubtful
goals We're called against them. Bow
ker'S pass was questioned by the goal
referees. one claiming that the rihbcr
hit the side post of the Colby cage
and the other claiming that the puck
had gone completely through the cage.
Referee Vale allowed the Bowdoin goal
and few minutes later disallowed a
seemingly sure Colby score. claiming
that it did not so past Nichols. Two
minutes before the end of the game
HUM sent pass through the Bowdoin
goal tender for the last score of the
game, The summary:
BOWDOIN COLBY
buchanan. rw .......... Id. Millctt
MlSu"i. { ................ c, MctoWan
DOW N"F. NV ri, MC!iay
A. MoTr@ll, ri .............. Nv. HUM
NJ. M"rrcll, Id ........... NV, Ratcliffe
NichoiS' .......... <. berry
Score: Bowdoin .. Colby ?. Suhstitu-
tons: .Bowdoin. Young for Buckmau
Wccden for NJ Morrell: Colby, Young
for bcrry. Berry for Young. Referee.
Vale of Colby. Timer. Edwards of
Colby. Scorer, Wilson of Colby. AT
tendance, 200.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-22

American investments In Hur,eh
during the past 100 yeara tstoloG
about S1oO,000,000. Gays 3 1etnGR
American nesstonary y 1plke6
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-22

Seven women were returned for
Parliament as result of the recent
parliamentary elections in the Meth
erlands.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-22
Winthrop Loses 1924
To Pennington Team

Winthrop. JAN. 2o.-The IA s'r wa II
game Friday evening at Town hell h.
tween the Winthrop High team ard
Pennington High resulted in ScnT"
of 81 to ~ in favor of the visiting
team. The game was well attfhd' q
and the local team made a COCO shnW-
ing. but NickerSon. IL" star rght I"r-
ward of Pennington High. proved ~"
strong for them. tn" cheering section
was led by Normal M1:iwrll ANA lrlha
Jsi1,I- The summarize.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-22
stovhegan Sextet
Ioces,t0 COburn Boys

Special TO heHiien,. ~ ,,,'' NO.,
Wateryille, Jan. 2l.-The fast
c,hu,n hockey team defeated the
.,,.,te from Skowhcgan high on
y. Coburn rink here yesterday, 20.
!, fast game, the Skowhegan
.,..sters being unable to score at
~ poue drew the first blood for the
u.roou team by placing a hot one
.srouch Halle in the first few min
Mos, Of play. The Waterville lads
s.rs not able to score again until
,ho last minute of play when the
, s right wing again drove the
puck home.
4 greater part Of the game was
MAYED in the midicc with the CO.
t"rnitss making many hot shots at
the Estate lads goal, which Mich
ala skiIfully knocked down and pre-
vented a much larger score by his
ronderful game. O'Brien played
we'll at guard for the Coburn team
, and prevented not a few hot shots
t,on passing for counters.
Drummond and Bowe played best
for the local team, Halle and Copp
for the Skowhegan seXtettc.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-22

Z,
Flemming for Simpson, Richards for
Goldberg, Mitchell for Council. Con-
nell for Bowe, BOwc for O'Brien.
O'Bren for Bowe. Referee. Vale of
Colby. Timer, Minnehan ~f Coburn.
Scorer, Dostie of SkoWhegan. At
tendance, $50.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-22

An excellent concert program by the
Home orchestra was thoroughly en-
ioycr by the music fans. Alphonse
Cote. A new member, rendered pleas
ing cornet solo entitled Good Night
The moving picture program for this
week will be: Monday. Bert 1ytell
in "The Light That Failed with
News and c, medy featuring Bull Mon
tana; Thursday. Owen Moore in Re
ported Missing with News and
Chapter of THE Whirlwind;' Fri
day. Tom Meighan in The Leading
Citizen" with a Pathe News and com
edy.
The returns from furloughs Sunday
were George Il. F'rzzell from Bangor
and David l.. Mansfield from Lewiston.
The returns from passes Sunday
were Odelon Valvour and Bernard J.
Mcmahon from Fall River.
Passes have been granted to Patrick
F. Hayes to Lewiston and Lemuel
Rolfe to Portland.
The morning report shows the MEM
hership tn he 9oS with PC absent.
James c. Scott of Marlboro. late Co.
c, LIST Nc. Inf: Henry j. Dufault of
Boston, late 18th Trench Mortar Bat
TALON. U. S. A.; Albert f. Clark of
Hangor. late Co. NJ, 1st u. s. Eng,
and David A. French of Bath late 60.
D. 1st Me. Inf, have reported for re-
admission. 4
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-22

Nicl,"r.on 10. Seayoy ). Flood !. kN"s
. Thomas /, I.aNall"c 4. l.an=orNin a.
Norc.oss !. Goals from fouls: NICK
crson C. Flood .. Norcross L. Referee
F'orticr Timer, Mason Time. TOUR
ION. periods.
Darcing followed. with music ~
Chaudlor'S orchestra from Lewiston.
The proceeds of the affair are To so TO
the athletic association.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-22
Leoicn Ministries Wednesday

The Legion Minstfcls will appear
here next Wednesday evening and as
many of the troupe have appeared In
the Home Theatre bcfore\ in various
plays. their appearance is looked Tor
ward to with interest. Jerry Carey.
well remembered for his fine work, is
again with this company and has flne
act. He also teams with Billy Alberis
in a singing and dancing act that. is
corkcr. The DOORS viii be opened at
and the curtaiT goes up at $50. inc
moving picture booked for that night
will be shown Thursday.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-03-28

suit of the war and the specialists
have come to expect anything.
Nerve specialists report a big in
crease in cases of pretended illness,
technically known as hypochondria.
A hypochondriac is person with
morbid anxiety about his or her
health. Frequently a hypochon-
driac's mental distress actually pro-
duces counterfeit symptoms of the
imagined maladies.
The hypochondriac fits from NAL
ady to malady. One day, he inn
AGNES he has cancer of the stomach.
Next day fear from Bright's dis
ease is developing. And SO on, lead
ing the doctor merry chase, he
meantime feeding the patient bread
pills. The hypochondriac usually is
mitative-hears that some one else
has certain malady, then begins
fearing he has the same.
A generation ago the "hypo" was
considered mental case, and even
doctors smiled trifle at him-when
thew weren't cursing behind his
back. Now it is recognized that an
unbalance of the bodys endocrine
glands is the most common cause OF
hypochondria. If the Thyroid or adj
renal or pituitary glands are too ac-
tive or not active enough, the victim
often becomes neurastheric, imagin-
ing all kinds of symptoms, fear fit
ting from disease to disease.
In such condition, the "hypo" is
sincere in the belief that all the NAL
aides in the universe are clutching
him. There's still another type of
hypochondr lac-where the patient
fakes illness and knows it. The mo-
tive here is to attract sympathy. The
well person is taken for granted with
out fussing. The i'll person gets the
attention. So the hypochondriac
craving affection and attention, pre-
tends to be i'll. We all have this
craving for sympathy and care,
though few of us are willing to ZEN
joy bad health" to get it. AS for the
glandular- neurasthenic type of ''hy-
po," it's much more agonizing to i'm
agine you're i'll in the clutches of the
mysterious maladies that originate in
the endocrine glands or the magma
ton, and which as yet are only vague
ly understood by the medical pro-
fession.-Mankato Free Press.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-03-28
DRESS

There may, of course, have been
someother and quite vaEs. reasons
for arresting and sending to the psy-
chopathic ward the man who walked
on the streets clad in "Palm Beach"
suit of clothes on one of the coolest
days recently His speech or action
may have been so abnormal as to
make him an offense or menace to
the public or to have denoted danger
Gus alterations of mind. But is such
was not the case, if suspicion was
directed and action was taken against
him solely because he was wearing in
February an attire which would be
admired and commended in July, we
must regard the performance as omi-
nous of Volsteadizing of raiment as
we'll as of beverages.
Why should not man be permitted
to wear thin garments in cold wea-
Their if it COMFORTS with his taste and
comforts so to do? Is it any more
remarkable than it is for both men
and women to wear heavy garments
in hot weather? In the torrid heat
of last summer thousands of men
were seen on the streets wearing
thick wooden coats. They had to or
they would not have been permitted
to enter the dining rooms of hotels
or other public places and women
would have felt affronted if they had
been accosted in the street by men in
shirtsleeves. AS for the women,
while some of their outer garments
were sufficiently thin, thousands on
the hottest days wore scarfs or stoles
or even capes of heavy fur. Yet, we
recall none of them being rushed to
Bellevue for that reason.
Then there was our old friend
George Francis Train, who, winter
and summer alike he sat on a bench
in Madison Square clad in white lin
en- and without hat. There were,
of course, lots of people who thought
him unbalanced in mind. There are
those who think all men crazy but
themselves. But we never heard or
him being arrested just because OF
the cool and airy style of his attire.
1t suited him and it didn't hurt any
one else.
So we must assume that there were
other reasons for the arrest, and we
must wish that they had been official
| ly and publicly stated, instead of that
disquietingly absurd reason that "he
wore Palm Beach suit" If man
can't wear a Palm Beach suit when
he wants to what on earth has he an
| inalienable right to do?
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-03-28
March 14-April IS
Notice Of Mortgage
Foreclosure Sale

Notice is hereby give that default
has been made in the conditions
of a mortgage executed by William
Habein and Rosa Habein, his
wife, mortgagors, to H a t e
L. Gail, MORTGAGE, dated December
26, A. d. 1916 and recorded in the
office of the Register of Deeds of
Redwood County, State of Minnesota,
on January Is, 1917, at 1890 o'clock
A. NJ, in Book 62 Of Mortgages, on
page SIT thereof, the time and pay
ment of which mortgage and of the
debt secured thereby was extended
to March 1, 1925 by an instrument in
writing dated July 8, 1919; that said
mortgagors and their assigns have
failed to make the following pay
ments provided by said mortgage and
extension agreement, viz: the sum OF
seventy eight dollars ($78.00) inter-
est due on said mortgage on January
1, 1923; the 1920 and 1921 taxes levi
ed against said premises amounting
with penalties to nine hundred 30-10O
(S9OO.30) dollars; the interest &C
crued on prior liens amounting to
three hundred three dollars ($3O3-
.00); that said MORTGAGE in accord
ance with the options contained In
said mortgage on February 27, 1928
paid said delinquent taxes and inter-
est on prior liens, and added said
amounts so paid to the amount of the
debt secured by said mortgage; that
said mortgage in the exercise of the
option contained in said mortgage has
elected and declared that the entire
sum secured by said mortgage be i'm
mediately due and payable, and that
there is claimed to be due under
said mortgage at this date the sum of
Twenty Six Hundred and no-100
Dollars (S2600.00); that no action or
other proceeding has been instituted
at law to recover the debt secured by
said mortgage; that the premises de-
scribed in and covered by said mort
gage are the following, to-wit:
The southeast quarter (SEA)
of Section eighteen (1S), in
Township one hundred eleven
(111, of Range thirty nine (39),
containing $50 acres according to
the government survey thereof,
be the same more or less, situat-
ed in the County of Redwood and
State of Minnesota.
Take further notice that by virtue
of the power of sale contained in said
mortgage and pursuant to the stat
ute in such case made and provided
said mortgage will be foreclosed by
the sale of said premises, at public
vendue, to the highest bidder for
cash, by the Sheriff of Redwood
County, Minnesota, at the front door
of the Court House in the City of
Redwood Falls, in Redwood County,
Minnesota, on April %, 1923, at 1000
o'clock in the forenoon to satisfy the
amount then due on said mortgage,
including the taxes and interest on
prior mortgages paid by the mort
gagee, together with the costs of
such sale, and fifty dollars ($50.00)
attorneys fees stipulated in said
mortgage, subject to redemption at
any time within one year from the
date of sale as provided by law.
Dated March 10, 1928.
HATTIE l.. GAIL,
Mortgage.
E. V. MOLLE,
Attorney for the Mortgage,
First National Bank Building,
Marshall, Minnesota. 35-6ts