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El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-03-13

vamente de medios y metodos indiscu-
tiblemeute excepcionales. Tie9e una
orquesta de 10 profesores; y I'm cucr-
po teatral c0mpuesto dc 120 coristas,
sesenta comparsas cincuenta balia-
rinas. Las Cbtas Sc pEeraran all con
un m6toao dc rigHos0 trabajo, hasta
a!eanzar Ell tlfas una perfection ab-
soluta, sin Il'teHefse, ante ohstaeulcs
de tempo o da diaefe. FL ano pasadu
ell teatfo rcconstruy6 su cScenario, n
fin de insta!ar en- q los sistemas mas
nrGtlernos Y parfeccionadGs, de iluml7
naci6n maqlIiniSmo teatral. Todo
este cost0 aigtinoS millones que sunni
nistraron entidades pcrSJnajes MI
laneses que anan el Scala con gran
orgullo legitimo Y le prodisan en- toda
OCCASION sus cuida bs. Ell Scala es ell
teatro perfecto, priyilegiado: 70 tuve
la oportunidad de asistir Ia repre-
sentaci0n de una tempestad. FL espec-
taculo estaba presentado en- la csce-
ma con tan asombrosa propiedad, que
ell piiblico experimentaba verdadera-
mente la sensaci6n de haliarse ante Ia
furia de los clementos: pasaban nu-
bes alnenazantcs, y Ia selya parecia
realmente azota II .por ell huracdn, aba
tida por la lluvia, deshecha por el I'M
petu espaptahle del yiento. =,
Alfredo de Musset sinti6 una pro-
fundo passion por Paulina Garcia, hi
ia de Manuel Garcia, Ia cantante ex-
quisita cilya fama en- 1850 era va mum
dial. La deseo como esposa, pero Pau
lima rcchaz0 duramente la proposition
del poeta. En- cambio Sc uni0 a un
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-03-13

muchoS los sque aceptarOn fletes que
eran POGO mas que ir en- lastre, con la
esperanza del retornO, y Sc han encon-
trado allf parados IS sin posibilidad dc
encontrar carga para Europa lirvy
Sin que Sc sepa a derechas Ia eau
sa, la expOrtaci6n de- cereales de- la
Argentina para Europa l,silfre I'm yerf
dadero collapse, " los mismo Ia de los
Estadosi Unidosoa Algnnos Green que
esto es debiIo alba gran eantidad Ide
trigo escondido que ihabfa zen Europa,
que los acaparadores, aburridos de
esperar,a sacan IA plaza. 1,....a..,s s.,
FL niercado de minerales sc lha ani-
mado bastante, apuestn que.s seglnl pa
rcce, solo en- Bilbaoy SO han concertado
EN- poeos dfas 150, 900 toneladas; pero
no por ESQ ha mej0rado el preeio ss}e
, los fletes,s pues siguen tranSportindo-
, Sc a Inglaterra IA q chelines y 3 peni-
, ques, y atm SC ham aceptado de Huel-
va a Rotterdam'lo que sc llaman Th,-
TO terms, 10 que equivale 6 y medic
periques.
\ Barcelona sc ha transportado car
bon de Cardiff .por Is chelines.
Pere el que la situaci0n no haya me-
dorado no quiere decir que. no haya
de mejorar en- fecha no muy leja-
ma La construction esta por compile
| to parada, Y como una gran cosa anun-
cia la Court Line que IA .mandaGh
construir un buque de 1900 toneladas
| porque Sc 10 construfan a 0 libras.
y Son muchos los buques que Sc ven
densen estos dfas para desgnazarlos Y
aproveehar los materiales. Alglmos
de los baraos de, yapar de MADEIRA sc
yenden para quitarles los motores y
! destinarlOs a velerOs, y, ESQ 81, a pre-
clos irrisorios, pues alguno de 300 to-
neladas tIe carga sc yendi6 en- 10000
i frances, Y sobre toda ESQ hay el he
! che de que zen ounce dfas Sc han lido
a piduefl5 yapores'', y ESQ, que no es
mas cue un promedio, a In larga tie
ne que notarse.
La ley de subsidies en- los Estados
. Uni5i,s para el fomento dc In Marina
, mercante parece aplazarse, y adn SC
cree que no s,ildrd sin grandes varia-
clones, y esto es un peligfo que Sc
alicia Y que no dejaba dc preocupar
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-03-13

seiior de edad matHura, el senior Gle
Niardot. director del teatro italiano en-
Paris, con qlion viyi0 felicfsima. La
villa" de les Viardot era el lugar de
reunion de los mlisicOs mas celebres de
Ia epoca, V entire los frecuentadDres
mas fntimos Sc hallaba Joaquin Rossi-
hi. Este Oliaba a Wagner, segin es
sabido. "Mire listed, lie dijO una vez
Rosslni a Ia cantatriZ espahOla: este
es el efecto que me produce la m1si-
ca de Wagner" abriendO la tapa
del piano Sc sent6 sobre el teclado. En-
cambio, adoraba a. Mozart. Cuando
supo que Paulina posefa el manuscri-
to de "Don Juan, Rcssini quiso YER
10 Y cuando lie fu6 mOstradO, Sc AFRO
dill6 10 bes6 con veneraci6n, excla-
mando: q Es un Dios!' Una vez en-
Inndres, seglin cuenta III Giornale di
Roma,' Rossini pag6 cara la intransi-
gencia que mostraba 10 mismo en- sus
gustos que en- sus antipatfas. Apenas
habfa llegado en- compaifa de Manuel
Garcia, cuandO una delegation de mi
sitos fngleses sali6 a recibirlo. Rossi-
nj, que del talento musical de los an
glo-sajones, tenfa una pesima opinion,
comenz6 decir entire dientes, mien-
tras los otros pronunciaban discursos
eli su honor: "Feos ingleses! La YER
dad que no s0is mas que animales y
Desgraciadamente IN ingles que saba
italianO oy0 aquellas palabras, Y las
(ti6 a conocer en- Lcndres. Desde en-
tonces todas las puertas inslesas sc
cerraron en- las narices del mtisico
italiano.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-03-13
Notas de mineria y nave
gacion
gaclon

UiclT0s y dccrOS.-El hecho saliente
tte la Ultima scmana en- ell mercado de
Londres la sido firme dcnlanda Y In
tendencia al alza.
La ocupaci6n del Rhur ha paraliza-
do las ventas en- el eontinente, y las
demandas afluyen a Inglaterra.
Como el combustible Sc ha encareci-
DIDO. los dueilos de forjas han tcnido que
elevar sus precios.
Los stocks de In mejor fundici6n
Cleveland, son escasos, porque es di-
ftcil aumcntar Ia production mientras
ell precio ae coSte sea tan elevado. No
es possible eonseguir fIIndici0n Cleve-
land g. NJ B. ntmero 1, por 10 que no
Sc indica cotizaci6n para In ndmero
3 Sc pide % chelines para ell interior
v hasta 100 para la eXportaci0n; Ia
fllndici6n de moldeado niimero 4 sc
cotiza %, Y la de afinado, S7-6 in
terror exportacion
En- hematites la demanda ha sido
buena, pero les vendedores no quieren
comprometerse sinO con precauci0n
ante la inrertidumbre de los precioS
no obstante, Sc han tratad0 Ultima
mente algunos buenos negocios. La
hematites Costa Este. numeros mez-
clados, Sc ofrece a 97-S sobre wagon Q
! fob.
Las pocas cotizaciones que Sc CO.
nocen del mercado belga acusan alza
manifesto Y violenta. Ell consume sc
encuentra desorientado ante las hume
rosas causas de alza que encuentfa en-
el mercado; alza de precios de los pro
ductos ingleses; retirada de Alena
mia del mercado; inposibilidad de au-
mentar Ia prosuccion, etc.
Las fundiciones inglesas Sc cotizan
a $50 frances fob. Amheres 3se habla
de 4s0 frances para las bolsas. Fin
aceros comerciales no hay cotizaci6n
1el preai5 dc los laminados llega a $50
frances
En- los Estados UnidoS. a conSecuen-
cia de lp reduction Ell la production,
debida "a la penuria de ia mano de
obra y a los elevadGs precios del cos
te la demanda es cada vez mas in
tensa. Los precios Sc han eleyado.
En .AIemania ha disminufdo grande-
nente In cifra de transacciones, no so
10 ante la iEsertidEmbre general que
DONNA 81 mercado, sino tambi6n poi'
Ia incstabilidad y eleracioll dc los pre-
clos los ofieialcs que acaban de ser
almentados por las diversas asociacio-
ines de Ia fundicion y del hierro, son
snpcrados ccnstantcmente en- la prac-
tica.s
Hasta ahoray niiestras rescrvas So
bre la possible nejora en- IL sitliaci0n
dc Ia industrial naviera Sc iustifican,
pornuc, reallncntc, no 50 We en- q mei'-
cado de fletes mas que Ii nlisma de-
preston dc sienrpre.
Tia abundancia dc los flctcs cs gram
de en- todos los nici.nados, u son mli-
chos los armadores que sc han cogido
los dedos por sus cntus;asmos opti-
mistas.
Fin efecto, ante el pcdido de carbon
de Cardiff para Ia Argentina fucroh
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-03-13
CANA QUEMADA

En- Ia tarde del dfa siete del actual,
en- el barrio Bajura-Afuera, Sc incen-
di0 una pieza de cana de In Central
Manserrate, quemdndose como una
cucrda de Gicha plantaci0n, yalorada
Ia Gaia quemada ell unes $100. El
ifpgo parece iptenaional7S'se investi-
sNi,l t9h9otS 3 Fi'e iF5t34S SGoG.TAgs
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-03-13
FIIEGo IN san GEnM.AN

Aver n la una n. M, en- In Colonia
Retro, propiedad del ssehor Periehi,
finca situada juntosa Ia eiudad. i'm
fuego que SO desarroll6 violentamente.
Qlicmo como 2J cucrtas dc caiias. He
cho criminal, Sc investiga.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-03-13
sehoras q bali ,,ilS MICS iiig95. . !
de t0das las edades
LEGO Ell DIA DE cURAR sUs MALES.

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Tenemos San Crso 20 nuestra Agenca proyista de
de los: sREMED1OS ENSIGN HOMEOPATI-
COS que ids puedan neesar peenoramente Ell favor
tante dispense pbco vtandOa las sucesvas
indan Ia bondad exO de etos remedies hOmeopacos Vaya
ID ambn adquera frasos ndispensables curac6
Ali lie enseharn combnan lie daran todos los
normes quera Aproveche esa Oportunidad Consuas
gratis al DIR. ENSIGN autor fabricante de ellos.
The Ensign Remedies Company.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-19

soc MiIkwe e d cream (Ingram'sl, 35c.
 5Oc Mavis vanish ing cream, 35c.
 50c Daggett & Ramsdell's c o l d cream, 35c.
 5Oc Pompeian day or night cream, S5c. soc N a dinol a bleaching cream, 27c. 35c Isis peroxide cream, 21c.
 soc Melba skin To- tiOn, 35c.
 5Oc Palm olive shampoo, PIC.
 50c Packers tar soap shampoo, 39c.
 25c Golden Clint shampoo, 16c.
 75c Pinaud's Eau de quinine, 59c.
 $1 Mahdeen hair tonic, 69c.
 BOG Cuticura soap, 1Sc.
 25c WOodbury's facial soap, the cake, 17c; 3 for soc.
 soc Pebeco tooth paste, 35c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-19
The Red-Letter Sale Helps You
 Save On Toilet Goods

Armour's big bath soap, cocoa almond, buttermilk, glycer- inc, etc, each, 7c; dozen, 79c.
 25c COlgate's tooth paste, 17c.
 25c Lyons tooth paste, 1Sc.
 25c LavOris mouth wash, 1Sc.
 soc Lavoris mouth wash, 35c.
 100 L av is mouth wash, 69c.
 25c Listerine c mouth wash, loc.
 soc Listerine 6 mouth wash, 35c.
 100 Listerino mouth wash, 69c.
 25c Mavis talcum powder, l5c.
 25c Mum, the great deodorant, 1Sc.
 35c OdO-RO-NO, 21c.
 Hair nets, double and single mesh nets made of real hair - all shades, blond and black - in cap and fringe shape; special, 3 for 10c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-19

100 Azurea face powder, 69c
 2.50 Fleur d'Amour (Roger & Gallet) face powder, 1SSs.
 200 Ambre Royal (viOlet) face powder, 1.65.
 soc Java rice face powder (BOujOis), 37c.
 Houbigant's Ideal or Quelques Fleur face powder, 200.
 $1 Armand's cold cream powder, SIC. soc Arabian face powder, 35c.
 soc FlOrient face powder, S5c.
 Soc Mavis face powder, 35c.
 soc Freeman's face powder, 35c.
 soc Melba face powder, 35c.
 soc Marinello face powder, 35c.
 soc Nadine face powder, 27c.
 soc Blue Rose face powder, 5Sc.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-19
Nearly Score of Unusual Notion Specials

Odd lot of cups and saucers- figured N borders, each
 Pearl buttons, in white and col- ors-up to 15c value A. cord
 Sanitary belts, in flesh and white--small, medium 0E6 and large-39c value ~r
 HoId-tight sealtip hair 10G wavers--4 in package ~Vr
 Washable fast color lingerie tape-white, pink and blue z 4 3-yard bolts-10c value
 Gotham negligee girdle, to wear with or without corsets-- EQ@ s1.50 value, to close out ~~r
 Stronghold hook and eye TIA tape-will not rust A
 Extra large white enamel EQX dish pans--9Sc value ~O% Setrite cushion band collar E@ band-10c value Of
 Kotex sanitary napkins, AQ@ regular size-1 dog. in box ASf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-19

An assortment of infants fan nelette kimonos, long and short skirts and pretty Gertrudes-hem- stitched and button-hole finished garments that were intended to sell up to 1.50-offered tomorrow, choice at 59c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-19
It Will Pay You to Wait For
 Our Furniture Opening!

P. S.-For your information-ow furniture buyer, his assistant and three of our executives now in the furniture markets selecting the merchandise for this new department.
 LOUIS PIZTTZ.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-19

Infants long and short Ger trudes, petticoats and sacques, principally of fine quality French flannel with silk embroidering and silk embroidered scallops-on special sale for Monday only, your choice at, each, $1
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-19
'PIZITZ SELLS
 FOR LESS"

This policy is to be carried out in our new fur niture department as in all other parts of the store. We going to do BIG furniture bus mess and are going to do it at closer margin of profit.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-02
Al THE MOVIES
AT ELTINGE.

A mystery photoplay of unusual
type is Goldwyn's RED Lights" di-
lected by Clarence G. Badger from
the Edward Rose play. "The Rear
Car" in which Richard Bennett and
Taylor Holmes were starred. In it q
half-crazed inventor discovers a
means by which he can project his
voice by using red lights. He makes
use of his discovery to terrorize the
abducted daughter Of his brother
who had won the girl both men loved.
The girl hears. mysterious warnings
and threats issuing from balls OF
red light which hover about her
room in the Ambassador hotel in Los
Angeles and on the Overland Limited
on which she is travelling back to her
father.
The picture contains thrill upon
thrill of most surprising kind. To
tell them in advance would take away
from ones enjoyment of the film.
The melodramatic stoSy.. contains
much comedy. Nothing 50 thrilling.
it is stated, has been done in the
films before. The "crl,ne dehector"
i g newssort Of detective who pre-
vents crime.
RED Lights" which shows at the
Eltinee today and tomorrow, Friday
and Saturday, includes in it's cast
Alice Lake, Ray Griffith. Marie Pre-
vost, Johnny Walker an4sethers well
known. s a. ~
Another feature at the Eltinge for
today and tomorrowsi one Of the
new reel Will Rogers comedy titled
Just Passin" Through.''
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-02

Gall children ought to have the
came Chances" put in Tom Of the
Irish blue eyes and coal black
hair. ut was fearfully stodgy
shut up in school room trying
to learn that Virginia was
bounded on the south by Ten
nessee."
"But we have passed over the
spot where Tennessee ends and
Virginia begins, and SO, of course,
we remember. And we saw the
rivers and their sources and their
ends" Stanley interrupted enthu-
siastically.
"And we looked at coal mines
in Pennsylvania and gold ones in
California, and saw where the
Battle of Bunker Hill was
fought" continued Tom.
ut is the only way to go to
school without being bored" end
cd Stanley decisively.
Eve had a special interest IN
moving all about Virginia, as
tie song we are making our big.
gsst hit with is called Stealing to
Virginia." :.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-02
fhechn8ZeA

lately, but today for the first time
he seemed to be more like himself.
He came to me quite humbly before
ne left for the Office this morning.
Leslie dear, l1onc 1eaily under
stand why you love me at all 4ex-
cept it is because / need you love
so much. You are the sweetest,
dearest little woman in all the world
and l am going to show you that !
appreciate it.
Don't think for moment that ]
didn't realize what l was asking you
to do when l asked you to go to
your father for me. | shall endeavor
to make you understand this in the
future.
Leslie dear, you are looking pale.
am sure you are working too hard.
Won't you get some one to help you
IN the kitchen? l hardly see you
any more and we haven't been to
the theater or or restaurant in i
don't know when. Come on, let's go
tomorrow"
AS Jack said that the telephone
rang and ne picked up the receiver
which stood below him on the table.
His eyes lighted up quickly.
"Well, we'll, we'll! How are you?"
he said. Evidently some one asked
him to do something, for he said,
"Of course we will Leslie will be
delighted, sure. See you at
seven o'clock and then he hung up
the receiver.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-02
VETERANS BUREAU INVESTIGATION

Congressional investigations often become boresome and
toopfen they end with information adduced only for poll
tca1 discussion Just senate committee is Investigate
nhe Veterans Bureau. 1t is just fairly under way in its
investigation but the testimony adduced thus far is suf
cet to welcome the investigation and to hope that it will
be as deep and complete the senators and heads
of ehe Veterans Bureau promise that it will be.
Charles R. Forbes, formerly in charge of this bureau
which spends hundreds of millions of public money for the
benefit of the disabled ex-servce of the World War is
in retirement He is said to be in enfeebed health He has
sssed fiat denial of any charges of doing. The
thinking public will withhold judgment Mr. Forbes until
he has told his story.
But Mr.. Forbes appears to have difficult task before
lHm. The testimony from reputable citizens well test
ony which might be subject to criticism, is very strong
requires too wide stretch Of the imagination to believe
that architect entitled to 900 for changing plans
to conform to the original instructions given to him and
dsregarded by him. The testimony given that hospital
tract bought for few thousand dollars sold to the gov
eminent short time later for many times that appears
to require very strong reutation
General Hines now in charge of the Veterans Bureau
has done much to restore confidence in it by his admnsra
ton The selection Of General Organ of New York
as counsel to aid in the investigation finds wide approval
Surely there be greater wrong done by public Of
fetal than to- either through ncompetency dishonesty
Aeat the disabled veterans of their due More power the
Investigators
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-02
MANDAN NEWS
MANY CASES
SETF0R TRAIL
Largest Calendar of Many
Years to be Heard During
November Term

A total of ia cases are listed for
trial during the November term of
the d strict court which convenes in
Mandan Tuesday, Nov. 6. Judge
Thomas H. Pugh of Dickinson,
will preside at the court hearings,
while Judge H. L. Gerry of Mandan,
will conduct the examinations for 10
prospective citizens Monday morn
ing at 10 o'clock. This is one Of
the fullest calendars in Che history
of the local court for a number Of
years.
The fourteen criminal cases will
be first on the calendar.
Two of the alleged violators Of
the state criminal laws, Truman
Purdy and John A. Greinsteiner are
from Dunn county; Herbert Marty
from Stark. and eleven from Morton
county. So
The latter will be tried as fol-
lows: I. F.. HoppeRstedt, rape 1.-TWO
counts3; John Grosy, assault with
deadly weapon with intent to kill;
John F. McKeever, Dickinson and
Stephen Fisher, New Salem, criminal
operation; Matthias Schafer, oper-
ating common nuisance; Joe
Thomas, forgery in the third degree;
Oscar Hodel and Matt Fleck, bas-
tardy, and John Bullinger. grand
larceny. ~ 3sS :
The civil calendar lists 2 appeals,
rs OF the so-called insurance cases
remanded back by the, supreme court
for new trial, "a civil cases carried
over the term and 80 new civil cases.
The jurymen who have been sum-
moned by Clerk of Court Herman
Lombard to report Tuesday are as
follows: Fred Kalberr, Tony Stark,
Chris Kalberer, ST., Fred Ritz, judi
son; Paul Graner, HUI; Anton
Mann, St. Anthony; Philip Geek,
Fred Roether. Frank Tavis, Glen
Ullin; w. F. Martin, p. r. Peterson.
Theo. Peterson, Almont; Fred Cap
pert, 2. g. Kruger, New Salem; ia
cob Fehr, Carl Saxowsky, Hebron:
Jakn jacobson, Cornelius Knuds on.
w. p. Becklund. Sims; Carl Bickei.
Frsd's6 astibNp august Garrert, Blue
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-02
PRESCOTT, CARE OF THE
SECRET DRAWER

| don't think, little Marquise, that
| realized how hard it was going to
be to keep from telling Jack about
anyone asking me questions about
the family. AS it is, it almost seems
providential. Jack was so interested
in his own affairs and the money
that he didn't pay very much atten-
ton to anything else.
While this gave me great relief, it
also disappointed me greatly with
my husband. l don't believe therc
is any position that l could be II.
that would make me forget all bout
anything or anyone who was very
dear to Jacks heart. %.
Little Jack has been quite i'll even
since returned from New York and
l have been up night and day with
him. Yet John has not paid much
attention to him.
Fortunately among my letters
when | arrived home l found one
from mother describing infinitely
dads condition and symptoms. Con-
sequently when Jack was at last
ready to ask the usual questions
about dads sickness l was able to
tell him.
Because l have been lying so
much to Jack, little Marquse,
have felt that could hardly allow
nm to kiss me any more than was
absolutely necessary to keep him
from suspecting anything. Jack has
been very hurt at this. Of course he
has concluded that it was his fault
and ne goes about with such hurt
look on his face. Truly he is
great big boy. have as much care
with him as I have with little Jack.
l wonder if that is always part of
a wife's job.
don't know how he got along
without me before we were married.
He has been very silent and moody
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-02
(l011l51imS
Saws

A white crow was captured in
DeAver. Our theory IS the DIru mad
Leen SMOKING 30 i.any cigarets.
The p.rls at California University
may ST. y up until z o ciock, against
me DeuDugs wishes.
A Chicago man named Nelson had
Two wI,es. 1t was discovered when
..,e opjec..d to a haif-Nelson.
Case OF ho..a brew blew up in
S..ttie. Head Inc on report SHOULD
lave Deen Liquor Case Heard.
An auto spotlight was stolen in
Youngstown, o., probably by u man
who lost his collar button.
Corn thieves are active/in Kansas,
Farmers sleep with their shoes on to
save Their corn, not corns.
Indiana man is hunting his lost
son who is six feet two and may be
working as telephone pole.
Here's the news from Paris. High
heels for men are stylish. We would
hate to be ~ the,.r shoes.
A deer, evidently thinking turn
about fair play, chased hunter out
nf Tho (,aood;.n u,oodS
Ohio farmers sell apples at so
cents bushei, but we refuse to say
t isn't enough apple jack.
Wisconsin onion crop this year is
estimat>d at 100000 bushels, or SO
times as many smells.
Coolidge has enough pets to start
a circus, not counting Congress.
EXp-rts sly a circle cannot be
squared. We say street car wheels
come mighty close.
There ale, 437, 900 sewing machines
m American homes, some of which
are entirely paid for.
Letting your children hide under
ine bed is dang rous. They may
grow up and be burglars.
While scientist says man is run
= " nI I0rk to- :
run by his wife.
When you use oatmeal for cookies
place them on clean plate and lock
them up some place.
The new gloves have fancy en-
broidery on the back. # You have a
cold carry handkerchief.
Select a table pattern for the
with gravy and coffee de-
signs at each plate.
While $4,000 roses are needed to
make an ounce of altar of roses. less
'oes will smell it.
- tt7 ,. 5. So.
"A lattice work of two-toned ribbon
seen on the latest lingerie, but not
n the street.
A new machine lays 10000 bricks
day. Well, the auto lays about that
,any pedestrians.
Women will never be mems EQUALS
nth you can tell one she IL ugly
nd escape alive. fgearR'
A shortage of prohibition in cellars
! reported.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-02
Seeing. Is Believing
Motto of Tom and
Stanley Diamond

Americas educational system
Is all wrong, and if the city
fathers and school boards don't
do something about it, there will
just have to be children's strike
to set things right.
Such is the conclusion Of Tom
and Stanley Diamond, young
Vaudeville actors who have gone
ell over the United States and
back again doing turns upon the
stage.
Tom and Stanley have had
what they call a travelling edu-
cation. Tutors have acccmpa-
hied them and they have learned
their geography and history by
having the places they were
studying pointed out to them
from trains and hotel windows.
Sand it's the right way" says
Stanley, who has red h2ir and.
freckles on every visible inch of
akin. @i4 q ~ J