The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-10
ARMISTICE UNITES BROTHERS

Howdy. follss Monday Is Ar
misticc day. Just five years ago
today we were eating canned
Willie" We're still eating il.
la Guerre Is not yet over. We're
SIM wearing tho wooden wristiets.
sweaters and sox that were knit for
US by maiden aunts.
We're living In apartment houses
toned mother who sent her son in
the trenches hot.water bottlcl
During Father and Son. week, no
son should use language that is liable
TO shock his father.
POsIE
Lashes 10 lashes,
Dust TO dust,
II she FUCKERS her lips,
In heaven wei trust.
Genius IS not without It's penalties.
Sooner or later they all SO to New
York.
Some critics ask ,chere our stand
Ing army Is. Easy. In the street
cars.
The ordinary woman wants her
shoes to srs small outside and be
large lnsid-.
Speaking about cndurance-how
about the summer NJ that refuses TO
dieg
What this world needs Ia res
taurant pies that are divided into
four parts.
Delllah gave Samson a dirty deal.
but at least she didn't try TO talk
him into a massage or a shampoo.
DIRGE PATHETIQUE
Collectors called
Around today
And carted off
Our weekly pay
President Coolidge has issued a
proclamation calling upon the people
10 observe the festival Of Thanksgiy-
Ing.
How can we? We haven't enough
money TO buy the pin feathers of p
mosquito.
LII Gee Gee says she is going TO
name her new bungalow ''All Inn"
France is slowly going dry. says
lecturer. Can we say the same Of
our country
All the automobile snubbers are
not on the axles. Some Of them sit
in the back seat.
There is a Wild rumor afloat that
a man was seen on Second ave. yes
terday wearing a derby hat.
AMBITION
Little Homer Brew. Jr., saw n
dwarf at vaudeville show the other
night, and now he says he wants 10
be midget when he grows up.
Al a seance, to be held at the
Metropolitan Sunday evening. DR..
Eddy Gays he will produce spirits a,
will.
Put your orders In early. boysl
Actors in New York are talking Of
striking. II they do. they won't play
and they won't work.
Bootleggers are becoming greedy
They are again adulterating their
wood alcohol with cheap and danger.
GUS liquors.
GOSH. WE CAN HARDLY wAITi
Noel CeorRs came home Monday after
an absence Of four months He Is wear
ing a sailor uniform. WIZ try and gel
more particulars next week.-Deshiei
(O) flag.
Du Pont. famous scientist, predicts
Hynthetlc 1000. Why notf We III
ready have synthetic gin.
Du Pont says all food will some
time be eaten in the form OF small
pills. Gosh, don't we have enough
trouble now trying 10 eat peas?
Today's Definition: Peas arc q
small round vegetable generally
found stuck up . small baby's nose
w DIARY
fNOyemb~r o.
IN and 10 tile office. where cams
present frpm the Cooks union for hayinf
written an Item for them, and Z verJ
pleased. and my wife aiso. Thence u
the bu1aarr, where did purchase = nur
berry great-eoai, noble garment and
handsome. which ! prny heaven I an
able 10 pay for. md 80 20 Oernid'- fol
dinner, with y group 81 idle. roguish Eel
lows, and I ashamed to be In thei
company, but left soon, and went will
-. LandOn 90 All Kings, where we al,
watch n nnb jons game, but Lordi
can make nothing Of Il. And 80 10 home
a. J. 8.