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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-02-28
Mrs. Ada e. Herrick

Mrs. Ada f. Herrick died suddenly
at her residence on Old Point ave-
nue.. Monday morning after a brief
Illness Mrs. Herricll was in her us
ual good health Sunday. but on
awakening about $50 Monday morn
ing complained Of feeling very i'll.
4 physician was hastily summoned,
but Mrs. Herrick died soon after
he arrived. She was a native of the
town Of Cherryfield and was the
daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs Manning
Dunbar. Mrs. Herrick was n wears,
II months and nine days old. She
is survived by her husband, George
a. Herrick.
Mrs. Herrtck was member OF the
universalist church and always took
an active interest in all that per-
tanned to its welfare. Her sudden
death came as a great shock to a
wide circle Of friends. The funeral
services will he held ut Mrs. Her
rick's late residence Wednesday
afternoon and the interment will he
at Cherryfield.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-02-28
Eastern Steamship Lines, L
Boston and
Portland Line
EXPRESS PASSENGER Ann
FREIGHT SERVICE

6AP4GSS 1AS8EQ0G2 Am
FREIGHT SERVICE
PARE $500 6TATEH0olGs aiu
STEAl1SH1P GOVERNOR D1Iefs,
SCHEDULE FOR WEEK OF FEHpr]
AIRY 18TH.
Leave Portland Monday, Wsdn.,A.,
Friday and Sunday at p. NJ. Rstrs.
Leave Boston Tuesday, THURSDAY ~.
Saturday at 6 P. NJ.
AT Boston connection IL n,sda ~
the Metropolitan Line express fr,,ss
steamers for New York aud poi,,s
South and West
MAINE STEAMSHIP Lon
p0RTLAND-NEW YORK Y1Eiasv
SERVICE
DIRECT FREIGHT SERVICE mi
TWEEN PORTLAND AND EEvl
YORK is RESUMED FROM TEr|
LEW STATE PIER. PORTLAND M
THROUGH RATES AND plRpr7
TRACK CON Meet IONS WTfgI
MAINE CENTRAL AND GRAM
TRUNK RAILROADS.
Tel 5000
Il. A. CLAY. superin,endeu,,
Franklin Wharf. Portlssl1
,nay1dtf "a.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-02-28

r. 3. CAPEN REBEkAH LODGE,
No. 81. l. o. o. F.. meets "a and 9TH
"Wednesday evening q Iso O'Clock.
ELIzABETH JACOBS. Res. Sec.
mch26. m-w-f.1yr
G. A. r., THE REGULAR MEETING
Of Seth Williams Post No. 10. first
Thursday OF each month
GEO z. GAY, Commander.
WILLIAM McDAVID. Adjutant.
cALANTHE LODGE, NO. So, K. p
Meeting every Wednesday night at 1880
at Castle hall. Water street.
OTIS L. DOUGLAS. c. G..
PERCY z. d. KNOX. X. Of r. and S.
mon-tu-wed-tf
AUGUSTA LODGE NO. s64. s.P.o.E.
Regular meetings in the Elks' Home:
fourth Thursdays Of each month at 8
N Fl aE;5oE. guN Nm E. n.
Jnl.m-w-th.tf
KENNEBEC LODGE, NO. 1853.
Loyal Order Of Moose. meets in G. A:
r. hall. Water street, first and third
Wednesday evening OF each month at
F. B. THOMAS. Dictator.
w. w. JACKSON. Sec. IL Pike 81.
U.O.G.C. MORRILL, cOMMANDERY
No. 326. Regular meetings second and
fourth Monday of every month at 500
o'clock at Golden Cross hall.
ALICE V. PIERPONT, n. c.
w. F.. CLOCGH. F. K X.
m-w-f
LOMBARD CAMP, 2751 ROYAL
Neighbors OF America. Meetings. sec.
ond and fourth Friday evenings OF
each Month ate. A. r. hall.
BERTHA Nj. OVERLOOK, Oracle.
JULIA T.. ROBINSON. Rec.
jnl mon wed-fri.1yr
AUGUSTA CAMP NO. 74o0, M. w. A.
Popular meeting second and fourth
Monday Of each month at G. A. r.
hall.
]. Fl. ELLIS. JR.. Consul.
BERT l.. NICHOLAS. Clerk.
m-w-ftf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-02-28

The third entertainment Of the
High School Lyceum course at the
Welfare Theatre was a lecture Mon
day evening by Sam Grathwell. Mr..
Grathwell. who has a national repu-
tation as lecturer. proved to he
platform speaker Of great ability
and will he long remembered with
pleasure by the audience present.
Clarence Weston of New York.
city arrived in Madison Monday to
pass a few DAYS with relatives.
Mrs. r. F. Lowe. who has been
passing few days with her moth
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-02-28
E. J. Roberts, D. d 5
DENTISTRY =. =
TELEPHONY CALL 6y7.w
BURNHAM
Funeral Of Dorothea Miles

Funeral services for the lali
Dorotheu Miles, the one-year,M
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Zap
Miles. were held from the nom
Monday at l O'Clock. Rev. Z :
Longley, pastor of the baplS
church officiated. The remains We
taken to Canton where they W.
placed in the receiving tomo
await burial in the spring.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-02-28
Not ALWAYS Close

The mother had quite by chance
seen her daughter in a large motor
car with a friend Of the family. She
was very nervous Of reckless driving,
and said to her daughter: Does Mr..
Prince always drive with one hand,
dear?"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-02-28
Entertainment at Bancroft House

The recent entertainment given
at Bancroft Foote house by Z. L.
Macomber, superintendent of the
Sunday school to the teachers, Of
ncers. boys and girls, was greatly
enjoyed. The program, prepared by
the superintendent. was well carried
out. consisting of lessons drawn by
different members from the life of
Thomas A. Edison. The serious as
well as the recreational side of his
life was discussed. his successes and
failures. and applied to the Sunday
school work. and its betterment. A
delicious banquet was served by Mr..
and Mrs. Macomber, which was a
pleasing feature of the entertain
ment.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-02-28

e. g. cAPEN REBEkAH LODGE.
No 62. 1. O. O. F., meets "a and lth
Wednesday evening NJ 100 o'clock.
SADIE F.. JORDAN, n. G.
ELIZABETH JACOBS. Rec. Sec.
mch26 .f,1yr
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-02-28

ION, no. she Salu. sometimes ="
we have a uuarrel.-Fremoh' MeS
Senger.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-02-28

Saco's mayor calls a mass meeting
of the voters just before election to
hear what he has to say about his
administration of the city's affairs
and to answer questions. The plan
is said to work we'll in Saco; wny
wouldn't it in any community wish
ing to get at the facts?
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-02-28

Cape Elizabeth may send its 60 high
school students to Portland High
school and pay tuition and transporta-
ton as cheaper method of educating
thcsc students than maintaining Il high
school for such comparatively small
attendance. This article will be dis
cussed in the annual town meeting
Monday.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-02

I 10000 cubic fect per customer PEI
month.
"S.0j per NJ cubic feet for the next
10000 cubic feet per customer per
month.
$50 per NJ cubic feet for the next
10000 cubic feet per customer per
month.
"$.75 per NJ cubic fet for all over
10000 cubic feet per customer per
month.
provided that discount of 10 per
cent shall be allowed under the above
schedule upon all gas bills paid within
ten days after date for which bill is
rendered.
1T is further ordered that petition
er be relieved of its bond which it was
required to execute in the sum Of $40,-
600 for the protection of its consumers
in the matter of refunds in case a
lower rate should be established by
this commission than the rates main
tanned in effect upon the appeal and
now being charged, said bond being the
one fixed by order of this commission
of date December 30, 1922.
at is further ordered that duplicate
originals of this order and accompany
ing decision be sent to both parties in
this cause for their information and
guidance"
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-02
KHAN To HOLD
OPEN MEETING
sEPTEMBER21
Public Installation Of Can
didates at Speedway
South Of Town.
FIRST TIME HERE
Expect $4,000 Klansmen
to Gather in San An
tonic for Event.
ST TIME HERE

The San Antonio knights of the
Ku Klux Khan will hold a public
initiation of new members and
barbecue at the Speedway, south of
the city the afternoon and night of
September u, ut which time small
admission fee will be charged, this
to go to the Protestant Orphans
Home.
The barbecue will be from 4 until
Z o'clock in the afternoon and will
be for klansmen and their families.
The initiation of candidates will be
one who cares to may witness it.
Arrangements will be made for an
amplifier and radio SO that every
word in the Klavern may be heard
in the grandstand. Those in the
gran 'tand as well as those in other
parts of the Speedway grounds will
be able to witness the entire initia-
ton ceremonies. The knights will
be in hood and robes, and brilliant
lights will illuminate the scenes.
The public session of the khan will
be the first held here. although out
door and public meetings have long
been held in many cities of the
state and nation. However meetings
here have either been in the khan
hall or in pastures near the city
without being given any special pub
licity, although several meetings
south OF town have been witnessed
by motorists who were permitted to
view them from a distance.
1t is announced that invitations
have been sent to kansmen through
out the state as well as outside the
state and that hundreds, and prob
ably thousands of them will be pres
ent. Committees were named at a
recent meeting of the Xxi I to handle.
the affair and these report much
success in arranging the event.
According to estimates there will
be 10000 klansmen at the Speedway
the night of the initiation.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-02
CRUDE OIL PRICES CUT
Price Slashes DO Not Come as Sur.
prise.
Eorf XNos.fl Tax Cant ID alba

Fort Worth, Tex, Sept. 1.-Reduc-
ton in the price of mid-continent
crude, ranging from 40 cents in the
higher grades, to 10 cents in the next
lowest and nothing in tn, lowest
grades were published by the Magnolia
Petroleum Company Saturday morn
ing
The reduction found the oil industry
entirely un.urprised, as the cut had
been long expected and had been dis
counted in advance.
The new price schedule follows: I'm
% gravity. 80 cents: IS to 800 gravity
20 cents; 81 to 800 gravity 81. 10; 33
to $40 gravity $1.40: 81 to $50 gray-
ity $1.25; 80 to $50 gravity S1.4O;
81 to $50 gravity, $1.60; 80 and over
gravity, $3.50.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-02

to supplement the available school
fund and for rural school aid for the
two fiscal years.
Proponents of the proposed litiga-
ton insist that the Legislature is
without constitutional authority TO
make such appropriation and the suit
will be to enjoin the state treasurer
from transferring from general reve-
nue. to the school fund all or any part
of the 100000 appropriation.
, 1t is also contended that the con-
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-02
TO TEST BOOK ACTS
injunction Proceedings to Be Insti-
tuted Next Week.

Austin. Tex, Sept. 1.-Injunction
proceedings are scheduled to be insti-
tuted in court here during the coming
week to test the constitutionality of
the acts passed by the Thirty-eighth
Legislature appropriating $7,000,000
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-02

stitution specifically provides how
school funds shall be created, and the
available school fund is a separate
fund and is taken care of by occupa-
ton taxes, and cannot be legally SUP
plemented by or from the general reve-
nue. of the state.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-02

Mrs Tekla Staffel will resume her
class in music Monday. September Is.
Studio 302 Cedar. Phone Travis
5963.-(Adv.)
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-02
Flies, Reaches, Mosquitoes
and All Other Insects

ALAMO DRUG COMPANY
8. A. Luckenbach
e2i q. Commerce Or. 1888
ALTER, FRED v.
e03 So. Alamo Or. sc1s
APPMANN & sERGER
$50 Austin TT. S.
AYE. C. PHARMACY
W. J. Headrick
5i2 Avenue O Or. .c0I
BEACON DRUG STOLE
II. W. Carnahan
1910 Woodlawn
Wood. SCI Wood. ii2
BELL DRUG STORE
Fred Flores
20i Santa Rosa CT. S:5
M. b. BROWN
Cor. Victoria and Hoefgcn
Miss. 5000.
burgess AND HUGHES
r. +. Burgess. o. z. Hughes
32s No. St. Mary's Or. SSl
BURNS DRUG STORE
W. @. Burns
90, River Avenue CIR 800
CAPPEL'S PHARMACY
A. ]. Capped
Cor. S. Alamo & Commerce
Or. clio
r. d. CARSsOw
Fredericksburg I'd. Cincinnati
CARDENAS. A. ".
s22 FL Paso Or. 1875
CHAPA, r. A. DRUG co.
SIC w. Commerce Or. si7
CHAMBERS PHARMACY
+. T. Chambers
23l0 s. Presa N l23
DANIELS SOUTH PARK
PHARMACY
r. r. Daniels
1901 So. Presa NJ. 20
DENVER HGT'S. PHARMACY
]. c. White
800 Denver Blvd. NJ. 551
DICKEY DRUG STORE
So. San Antonio
DRESS DRUG STORE
tl9 Alamo Plaza CT. lG0
EAST END PHARMACY
r. J. Burns
170l e. Commerce OR. 1908
EVERGREEN DRUG STORE
X. T. and V. c. Jones
1894 Main Ave Tr. 2o7
FELTHOuSE DRUG STORE
II. o. and Emmett Cclthouse
1856 w, Commerce CIR. 81
TISCHER'S DRUG STORE
FISCHER. A. NJ.
Cor Ave. q and Travis ST.
OR. 2ei
7RITSCHE. c. r.
$50 Carson Or. 1901
FIVE POINTS DRUG STORE
A. Nathan. Prop
1909 n. Flores Wood. ASA
GOLIAD STREET PHCY.
II. T. Helm
col Goliad Or. 1919
GROTHAUs. W. II.
$50 E. Commerce Tr. &c
T.. 2. CARA
sol South Pecos TT. go
HARLANDALE DRUG co.
G. A. Scheh
1901 Corpus Christi Rd.
Tr. 1919
HIGHLAND PARK DRUG
STORE
II. F. Helm
coo RiEsby Ave. NJ. 1647
HYMAs. PHIL NJ.
e5s Main Ave. or. 1Ss
JUNGKIND. ED. c.
III Ave G. Or. 35s
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-02
Small unrnnhn liz.

ides, Tex, Sept. IA small lorna
do struck here late this evening, de-
mloishing wooden outbuildings and
causing other slight property damage.
NO one was injured. The storm was
accompanied by heavy rain.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-02

t1agy Il McCollum, Undertakers.
quick ambulance service. Crockett
io4; Lady assistant 1t all hours
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-02

G. @. Carruthers
<02 So. Flores TT. 1924
KEENE. GEO.
12S Military Plaza CT. eoi
KRAL'S DRUG STORE
George Krai
1o1 Meerscheldt T.. 3ls4
Or. 1s41
LANIKR DRUG STORE
Carter Berry
Travis and st. Mary's IT. $3.50
LAUREL HEIGHTS PHCY.
l.. d. Gilmore
Mistletoc and Main
Woodlawn 171-1673
MAIN AVE Ply, INC.
r. G. Gates. Pros.
653 Main Ave. CT. et33
McELROY, c. z.
e04 Z. Houston Tt. :77
METERS PHARMACY
E. J. II. Meier
1909 W. Commerce CT. e45
MILBURN DRUG CO.
Luis Haring. Pres.
So2 w Houston Or. 1907
MILAN PHARMACY
J. G. Esparsa
llo5 W. Commerce TT. $3.50
MORROW DRUG STORE
Walter Morrow
1909 L. Commerce TT. l773
NASH, JEFF u.
so San Pedro CT. 1852
OAKLAND DRUG co.
J. T. Galloway
le9 Oakland St. TT. %
PFEIFTER's DRUG STORE
l4f w. Commerce Tr. &C.
PRASsEL's DRUG STORE
Frank Prassel
sOs Nolan St. CT. $3.50
ROMERO DRUG STORE
S. Romero. Jr.
1901 ". Laredo TT. te7S
y. A. r. DRUG STORE
VIM Seeger
1915 8. Flores Or. AS
SOMMERs DRUG STORE
NO. I
Carl Holzschuher. Mgr.
Losoya & Houston ST. CT. Isl
sOMMERs DRUG STORE
NO. .
A. r. Holzschuhe,
Soledad q Houston Or. 1853
SOMMERs DRUG STORE
NO. 3
r. II. Davis. Mgr.
Navarro and Houston CT. 5000
SOMMERs> DRUG STORE
N. 9. Barnet. Mgr.
City Natl. Bank Bldg Or. 1900
SAN PEDRO DRUG STORE
r. Cohen & Co.
$40 ". Commerce Or. 7c53
SUMMIT AVE PHARMACY
o. 8. York
1909 ". Summit
Wood. .462 Wood. S4i
VAN HORN. OLIVER n.
1888 N. New Braunfels
CT. 4sI1
UNIVERSAL PHARMACY
Frank Haelbig 500 g. Alamo
TT. 1870 Or. gSt3
WAGNER DRUG co., n. L.,
NO. I
r. ". Club. Prsa
400 q Houston CT. SsS
WAGNER DRUG CO.. n. L.,
NO. 3
7. A. Lambert. Vice Pres.
l20 e. Houston CT. 3oe
WALTERS PHARMACY
Frank A walter
1901 W Commerce CT. fs,i
wHISENANr. W. n.
Brooklyn q Quincy CT. 1897
WILKES. ,. 4.
3l1 30. Alamo CT. g7I
WOODLAND DRUG STORE
q. H. Nichols and @. L. Mum
ford sso1 N. Flores Wood. $50
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-02

HanckeI, primary supervisor CO pub
lie schools, Richmond, Va; Helen
Heron, normal school, New Orleans ;
Willard ID. johnson, state department
of education, University of the State
of New York; Roberta Lavender,
Latin department, University of Tex
as; Louis Mohler. Columbia Univer-
sity. New York City; Mary S. Taylor,
normal school, New York City: Sher-
man Williams, chief of school libra
ries division, Albany, n. Y; II. Il.
Wilson, superintendent of schools,
Berkeley, Calf, and Richard Wyche,
honorary president of the National
Story Tellers' League Of America.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-02
Confer With Your
Druggist

ROACH POWDERS
KREFECTO
FORMALDEHYDE CANDLES
SULPHUR FUMIGATORS
SOLUTION OF FORMALDEHYDE
SODIUM FLORIDE
SOLUTION OF CRESOL COM
POUND
ANT POWDER
FLY KILLERS
CHLORINhTED LINE
SrRAYEES
BLOWERS
FLY PApFR
FLY SKATERS
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-02

| l0bOn.
No. School, Stephen F. Austin. Marshall
street, C. a. Arnold. principal: Lille
Bell, Eugenia Brannon, Nell Caldwell,
Beulah Daniel. Stella Ellison. Edith FLY,
Ruth Hardin. Sadie Haynes. Dorothy
Houston Paulin jackson, Lalla Mason,
Annie Ramsey, Enie X. Walker. Mary
Louise williams and Mildred Weight.
| No. School. Augustine de Zavala. Aus
tin and Eighth streets. Laura steele.
principal; Isabel Andrews, Gertrude Bal
lard, Mary Lou Browne, Bessie r. Bur-
nett Katherine Cox, Ella Fielder. Mallle
B. Moore. Myrtle r. Minis Mary Ponder
and Ethel I. Smith.
No. 4 School, Ben Milan, Mason and
blackberry streets. Emile Gohmert, prin-
cpal; Jeanne Butler. Josie Champion,
Belle d. Daniels. Clarice Frances Susan
Hal, May T, Haller Julia Lobban. Kate
Mathews, Gladys Nolan, Emily Phillips.
Eunice X. Reese. Martha ]. Ssdler and
May Z. Van Ripper.
No. School. Burnett; Lafitte and Mat
sgords streets. Bessie McNeill. principal;
Malinda Brown, Davy brennan. Bertha
Earthman, Gussie Ellison. Lille Lee
Guice. Beatrice Hanson. Emma Reese
Audrey Smith, Brice vinsOn and Lee
No: 6 School, Lamar: Lavaca and Mat.
agorda streets; Roy r. Kay. principal
Viola Barton. ollie c. Davis, Grace Free
: man. Iona Grunewald. Marion Hsrri
4 son, Minnie Jonas, Fay Lowrey, Nora NJ
McHugo, Ruby Meiners and Kathryn
Sheehan.
III No. School. Johnson; South Fiore
and Guilbeau streets. Mary 3. McKerzie
| principal: Alice Barr. Katie Bell. Erml
mia Cadena, Nina Bell Caldwell, Leil;
Capt Robert johnson. Florence Kress
| Eeda Magee, Violet Pfeil. Erna II. Rem
nell, Marguerite Robinson, Give c. shool
| and Edna Waltersdorf
No: 3 School. Nayarro: South Peco
ana San Fernando streets: ]. X. Harris
principal; Bessie Armbrust. Emma Le
Il Bartlett, Alice Callahan. Adelaide Camp
II DELL Eaton ErOnth Vida
Gesche, Ella Harper. Mabel Harris Mar
Il Johnson, Clyde Leverett. Mary Marlnell
Bernice Mathews. John McClain. Jackse
4 Miller, Edith Morris. Berta Murray Grac
Newman, Julia Oliphant Rita Pereids
Eileen S. Pike. Eva Prize, Jessie Reat
II Gertrude Rheiner. Evalyn Sterling, Te
resa Urquhart and Emma Wescott.
J No. 3 School, Bowiei AIbor place an
The Washington times., 1923-03-05
DEFENSE OF A
STAG

LIKE TO stag because
IF is SO: delightfully."- informal.
- And one can roam about at will
y Smoking, chatting or playing
around
Without worrying about HER.
] like: TO stag because
d. There are no taxis and after.the.
dance
Expenses and then, too,
A stag can come and leave when he
Dern pleases.'
like to stag because
{, You extraordinarily compelled
To manufacture Zine
Or listen to HER,
= Tell OF her last date or
The dances she has been forced To
Refuse. =.
] wish had date. -.
III. -Showme.
The Washington times., 1923-03-05
WEEKLY
CALENDAR

AZ oNDAY-Date with Helen
" (she always has much
N candy left from the week
end.)
Tuesday-Date with Vida (her
dad has just returned from Canada
and they keep the apples in the
cellar also).
Wednesday-Date with Doris
(she understands just how we poor
students need to be petted.
Thursday-Date with Elizabeth
1 just heard her sorority is giving
a big Country Club dance next
week..
Friday-Date with Louise tshe
has a wonderful little roadster
and we know the quaintest desert
ed streets).
Saturday-Date with Mary. Oher
dad is a very good friend OF the
dean's).
Sunday-Date with Ruth (she
hates lights INNER living room)
And then the other nights, after
I've done my five props, I usually
write to my girl and tell her how
lonesome I aIn.-Beanpot.
The Washington times., 1923-03-05
A Tragedy

" HE ambulance changed its
way through the crowd on .
Il street corner and a doctor
jumped out and pushed forward.
kneeling at the side Of a man
just regaining consciousness. The
mans face was badly cut, and one
of his legs was crushed under him.
On the way to the hospital the
doctor questioned the victim. ask
ing how the accident happened.
The answer came from his lips
clinched with pain.
"a woman-she lied to me-"
Lied to you! What has that to
do with your broken leg, and your
cuts and bruises?"
"She lied-to me-so' jumped
from a window-in the fourth
floor-of the building"
The doctor was puzzled. But
why did you do that?'
Because she lied to me-"
What did she lie to you
about?"
"She told me--that her husband
-was-out of town. Who Doc.
The Washington times., 1923-03-05
Use Your HedIey.

II was in the subway. 1t was
during the rush hour. The little
man suddenly thought of pick
pockets. Thrusting his hand into
ms pocket he found another hand
there ahead of him.
Get out you thief"
Get out yourself" said the
other.
Say" interrupted a third. "If
- you TWO guys will get your hands
out OF my pocket I'll get off here"
~-JesLer..
The Washington times., 1923-03-05
HaveaSInile
with Us
BY Dave Sentrler.

10y Lave 0G1ttIEGEe
T HERE are lot OF poor rela-
tions in the international
- family.
Some folks think that Tut-Ankh-
Amen is the name of a Pullman
car.
Many thimble is being used
for a. coal bin.
The cigar coupon often makes
better smoking than the cigar.
More Wives Are Cooking
Themselves, Says headline. A
sort Of winter sunburn.
Sap from the Tree OF knowledge
makes the best chewing gum.
Talk Of changing opening OF new
Congress to january 1. Make il
April |. SO that it win stand for
something.
Some beauty parlor proprietors
would like to put a permanent
wave in the American flag.
The housing problem could be
solved by renting out the space
occupied by the Congressional
Record.
You can't keep American eff
cheney even off the dance floor.
Ten. years ago they danced the
two-step. then came the one.step.
and now they are dancing stand.
ing still.
No automobile traffic: this is
hospital street, states sign. Sup
pose when hospital needs more
patients they'll take down the
sign.
Bin Grub. the skyline pliiloso-
'pher. says some folks are 80
modest they refuse to wash the
windows.
Pirates on high seas get 400
cases Of whiskey. Captain Kidd
was born before his time.
1928 model: You can't have
your cake and be cake eater, toe
Vernon, the Boisheyiki mouse.
says before the. war the airhoIes IN
cfeeses were only half as empty
as the are now.
Wishing that rent day was AZ
close as the Near East.
The Washington times., 1923-03-05
In 1914.

Cleric lin restaurantGHow's the
chicken today?
Waitress-Fine. How's your
self?-Phoenix.
The Washington times., 1923-03-05
3. Crooked Work.

Hale-How did you get that sty
in your eye?
=. Hardy had ncckinr party
- with 'cross-eyed girl the other
night.
The Washington times., 1923-03-05
Thirty Days!

Madame Ito callerl-Have q,
chair!
Caller-No, I've come for the
piano.-Pitt Panther.
The Washington times., 1923-03-05

The best way to get all the en-.
jcynnent out of an automobile
without it costing you anything
is to get the address Of a family
who owns a machine and then
move next door.
The Washington times., 1923-03-05

Sap from the Tree OF knowledge
makes the best chewing gum.
The Washington times., 1923-03-05

The worst that can happen is
that it might rot while they're
frying to find out what's wrong
with it.
The Washington times., 1923-03-05

The cigar coupon often makes
better smoking than the cigar.
The Washington times., 1923-03-05

It's best. anyway, to have MA
chine that won't go, because then
you can take it to as many
garages as you want and the
mechanics can't hurt it.
The Washington times., 1923-03-05

More Wives Are Cooking
Themselves. !" Says headline. A
sort of winter sunburn.
The Washington times., 1923-03-05

But when they get through
working on a car they usually
/ test it on the top of hill, and If
1T won't run down the hill they
tie 1t to the back of a truck
and pull it down.
The Washington times., 1923-03-05

The Secret of Popularity.
The advice big sister Eives-httle
sister is Grin and bare it'--that
is. of course, If she has a. nicely
diia,nled knee.-Malteaser.