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The Washington times., 1923-07-21
D. C. Hard Hit By Gamblers In Arlington
8llEa S Il! 81
ID BY BEL PRICE c-Nkz&AAa~
THE CAFETERIANS.

Though as q nation they're unrecOg-
nixable,
Fact indisPutabIe. they form . size
Portion Of citizens found in our
williamsons, RObinsOns, JOneses and
Browns;
Sans the luxurious,
They have q curious
Method by which
Each can be fed without hfndrance
or hitch.
Entering in he will point at denizen
OF the deep waters or at some venisen.
Saying, "a helping Of grizzly bear,
And some o. that-nOt that--Over
there"
And with temerity
Close to severity,
He win point out
Various helpings OF eggplant and
kraut.
Unlike the EsIlm0s, Africans, Syrians.
Il this new species we've called Cafe
terians.
Like q grim general, battles in plan,
Over the veEetabled meadows they
scan;
Then as vision
Form a decision
Go to their seat
Hampered with food they can't pos
sibly eat.
49,
The Washington times., 1923-07-21
ODDS AND ENDS.

Mac Beerbohn wGs censatred
for caricotu1ing the King. Evi-
IDENTIFY 1t is q serious matter to
draeO q king IN England. Poker
papers please copy.
(No apologies to Shakespeare
Though midsummer's days are hot and
Here, my friends is a thought most
CHEEKY,
Soon this Joyous cry will swell the
"HOld 'em Harvard" Hold 'em
Yale"
introducing the me1t song hit:
"Why Didn't You Let us Kno1O
You We're Coming. We Would
Have Baked a Cake," by TAD.
Here's a conversation that ought to
make every good Californian shudder:
Californian (prOudIy)-"We never
have storms in California"
Fastener (cruelly) IN O, just
duakes, that's ALL"
What If England should ask
to haze the three mile limit er-
tended nine miLes-THIS WAY!
PAUL WHITE.
The Washington times., 1923-07-21
BUGHOUSE FABLES.

If you don't believe this news
boy actually gave up the field
to the other, that's because you
don't know how unselfish news
boys are:
The Washington times., 1923-07-21


HOW CAN IT BEE?
A BUNDLE bee
BACKED up to me
AND pushed
NOW it's all right
WHEN he flies round
BUT Oh, heavens,
WHEN he sets down.
ALEXANDRIA JACK.
The Washington times., 1923-07-21
SPEAKIN' OF SUCKERS.

LiEzie-You're always speeding
up things In your Of workshed.
Henry-Y0u probably heard what
our friend BaFnum said? Well
I'm serious enough to see IL there
IL anything IL 1t.
HARPERS FERRY.
The Washington times., 1923-07-21

THERE'S NOTHING NEW.
Dear Bill: This picture of
Uncle Hezekiah, just after he
came out of the civil war, shows
that the cakes haven't anything
original in the sideburns:
The Washington times., 1923-07-21

THESE BE WORDS OF WISDOM.
Men are born, marry, are COM
PEELED to put the cat out at bed
time, and then become the
fathers of young men 10ho sit up
st1utiI midnight feeding the kitty
IN q poker game. CICERO.
The Washington times., 1923-07-21

President Harding landed
at WrongeL, III Alaska. Re-
turning to Washington he
will find more qUrangIe than
he eVer knew IN the Repub-
Iicdn party.
CICERO RAPP.
New Britain herald., 1923-07-14
HARDINGS MARVEL | AT FINE SCENERY.
President Terms Alaska ''Am-
 eriCa'S Wonderland"

By The Associated Press. @
 Aboard President Harding's Special Train, Alaska Railroad, July 1.-The language of description was exhausted by President Harding, Mrs. Harding and members of their party today as their special train carried them over this government-built railroad into the heart of Alaska which the presi- dent has termed Americas wonder land."'
 The train of nine cars since leaving Seward yesterday afternoon has passed succession of beautiful mountain lakes, valley and glacier scenes with mountains raising their lofty snow-capped peaks above the clouds, lakes set like emeralds among those mountain valleys green with jungle like vegetation and great forests creeping down the slope.
 At the outset of the train ride the party saw the great Chugach national forest which extends along the coast GO miles and inland many miles.
 Passing two stations recalling pre- vious national administrations, Wood row Wilson and Roosevelt, the train DrOCeeQGQ dlOHE DSdutllul hCAdt iohS several miles before arriving at the summit of the Chugach mountains. Here the party saw an example of the engineering work necessary to build the railroad.
 To overcome grades the line passes through a tunnel and around g. horse shoe curve, where the track loops over itself.
 Dinner was had at a station named Tunnel and with the sun still high In the sky although it was o'clock. the party travelled for miles along Cook inlet to Anchorage. the third largest city in Alaska.
 Here a two hour stop was made. The president greeted citizens and was shown about the town, which was the base of operations in con- struction of the railroad and has be- come the center of trade in coal from the Chickaloon and Matanuska fields to the east of the line. These fields the president saw before the train was parked for the night.
 The whole trip overland is being made by daylight which lasts almost "A hours a day at this time of the year here.
 The president let it be known that he plans to stop at St. Thomas. Vir- gin Islands on his way from Panama to New York.
New Britain herald., 1923-07-14
175 Children Enrol in
 Church Vacation School

The church vacation school of the South Congregational church opened Monday, July g, with 1o5 children en- rolled. Yesterday the children nun bered 175. About 20 churches are represented. There is an average of Is helpers a. day coming in to help teach the children basketry. sewing, knitting, crocheting, chair caning and making, Last year when the school opened there were only 57 enrolled All children are welcome to join the sChool which is open to eN cry child from to 4 years old.
New Britain herald., 1923-07-14
Concern Is Felt for Boat
 Which Is Long Overdue

Montevideo. July 14.--A wireless dispatch from the British freighter Trefusis, which has been sending out calls for help from a point south of this city said that the steamer had repaired her engines and was contin- uing to her European ports of call. Considerable anxiety is felt for the which left Santos for this city on July 6. No news has been received from the vessel, which is of shallow draught, since the recent storms. The steamers Rugia, Tuscany and Mont ferland are still aground In the har- bor while the Devonier is fast in the mud and nearly dry.
New Britain herald., 1923-07-14
'DEPORT ME-" SAYS GIRL
 AT SIGHT OF FIANCE
English Maiden, Wooed by Mail, Gives Up Diamond Ring, Con-
 tending "He's Too Old."

New York, July 14.-Miss Maude Reeves, a pretty nineteen year old British girl ended strange romance of the mails at Ellis Island yesterday when, at her own request, she was deported GO England aboard the White Star liner Majestic. She had come to marry U. Harris. who said he was a grocer and lived at 450 East 10th street, although she had never seen him. She knew he was quite handsome" she told immigra- ton authorities upon her arrival, be- cause she had seen his photograph. She knew he was gentlemanly and kind, because he wrote endearing let ters. She knew he was wealthy and generous, because he had sent her an expensive diamond engagement ring. It adorned a finger on her left hand.
 "Ah. but he is not that man-not at all the man loved" she said, after she met him. He Is twice the age of the man I fancied It would be mockery for me to marry him. We both would be unhappy. Deport me to England. It all has been a dream and now I am awake"
 MT. Harris" who was unknown at the East 10th street address. was distracted, immigration officials said. when the girl begged to be returned to her mother. He had provided a fine home for her on Long Island, he said. and adorned it with costly fur niture. He took back from her the costly engagement ring when she re- fused to relent in her decision to re- turn.
 On her card at Ellis Island was written: Excluded; declined to appeal"
New Britain herald., 1923-07-14
Couple Are Arrested in
 S1OO. .OOO Blackmail Plot

Dayton. O.. July 14.-Attempted blackmail of s100.o0 from John L. Bushnell. president of the First Ma tional bank. Springfield. O., has been frustrated with the arrest of man and woman who said they were from Hollywood, Cal, it was said today by department of justice agents. Bush nell is a. son of Former Governor A. A. Bushnell of Ohio. The prisoners are held as Rose Putnam alias Osborne, Alias Cooley. and Dan Osborne, Alias Putnam. They are said to have ad- mitted extorting s1o,ooo from Bush neil last November Each was held in default of s15,o00 bond.
New Britain herald., 1923-07-14
Arrested at Monson, Mass,
 For Murder Down in Penn.

Monson, Mass, July 14.-A man said to be James Webb, wanted in Media county, Pennsylvania for the murder of detective lieutenant of the Pennsylvania railroad lines in November 1921 was arrested here to- day by Chief of Police N. A. Alberch after the man had been recognized by a patrolman. Robb was arrested in Pittsfield May is on the murder charge after a country-wid sarch and charge after a countrywide search and taken to Media county but a month later escaped and since had been widely sought.
New Britain herald., 1923-07-14
RECEPTION PLANS
Vancouver. B. C., Making Elaborate Preparations To Honor President Harding on July 26.

Vancouver, B. C., July 14.-Plans for the reception of President Hard ing July 26 are nearly complete, Col. E, J. Chambers, gentleman usher of the Black Rod. has left Ottawa to assume charge.
 An address of welcome signed on behalf of Canada by Premier King has been handsomely embossed, It is to be read to President Harding by J. H. King, minister of public works On arrival of the Harding party reception will be given in a military and naval setting. A huge popular. lunch will follow, At formal dln- ner at a hotel the government officials will be hosts.
 As the transport Henderson bearing the presidential party approaches the city it will be welcomed by members of the Royal Canadian air force. A detachment of Royal Canadian mount ed police will escort the eminent visit or to Stanley park, the city's princi- pal recreation tract, where the official greetings will be expressed.
New Britain herald., 1923-07-14
Lawrence and Methuen May Be Merged Into One City

Lawrence. Mass. July IA reso- lution adopted at today's session of the city council requests the mayor to call a meeting of citizens of Lawrence and Methuen for the purpose of lay ing plans for the annexation of Meth uen to Lawrence. It is proposed to take the matter before the next leg islature and if action is favorable to have the voters act upon the plan at the 1924 state election.
New Britain herald., 1923-07-14
Memorial Service Will Be
 Held for Jas. A. Van Allen

London, July IA memorial serv- ice for James A. Van Allen of New York and Newport, R, l.. will be held in the chapel Royal Savoy on Monday. MT. Van Allen, a Civil war veteran and long. prominent in New York and Newport society and in the American colony in London and Paris died yes- terday after an illness of several weeks
New Britain herald., 1923-07-14
JUNE COTTON REPORT

Washington, July 14,--Cotton con- sumed during June totalled 542.166 bales of lint and 49,635 of linters as compared with .620,965 of line and E4,72s of linters in May this year and 509,21S of line and 57,817 of linters in June last year. the census bureau announced today. .,a...
New Britain herald., 1923-07-14
40 Irish Prisoners Dig
 Tunnel From Their Prison

By The Associated Press.
 Dublin, July 14.-Forty Irish ire gulars imprisoned in Cjonmel bar racks escaped during the night by means of a tunnel which they had bored. The guard was aroused as the prisoners were getting clear and fired at the escaping men. wounding one of them. Free State soldiers today were searching the countryside for the fugitives.
New Britain herald., 1923-07-14
Cbt1t'rbSfrvices

Rochester. N. T., will preach in both services.
 Thursday. p. m, prayer meeting in English.
 Peoples Church.
 Prayer Service, 10:45 o'clock. Morning worship, 1o:4o o'clock. Evening service. o'clock Rev. S. W, Raymond of Hartford will preach at both morning and evening serv- ices.
 The Women's prayer band will meet Wednesday afternoon at 3 o'clock.
 Prayer and praise service Thursday at 7:45 p. m. ' '
New Britain herald., 1923-07-14
German Baptist,

Sunday 9:so Q. m. Sunday school
 1o:30 service in English, 11:3o serv- ice in German. Professor, Otto Koe- nig from the Theological Seminary in
New Britain herald., 1923-07-14

Stanley Memorial (Congregational),
 10 a. m., church school II a. m.. morning worship with sermon by Edward c. Clark, superintendent of St. Luke's hospital Tucson, Arizona.
New Britain herald., 1923-07-14
International Bible Students, Assn.

259 Main street. Room 219. Morn- ing service 10:45 o'clock. Sermon by E. W. Betler,~of Brooklyn. N. Y. Ju- nior Bible class will be omitted.
 Lecture 3 p. m, at Odd Fellows hall (Turner), Arch street, by F. w, Retler. Subject, Resurrection of the Lead Near-Millions Now Living Will Never Die"
New Britain herald., 1923-07-14

Amos Lnndouist, theological stu dent at Augustam college, Rock Is- land, H.. will preach Sunday morn ing at 1o:3o. The service will be in English.
 The summer school now in progress in the Central Jr, High school has a good enrolment. Prof. Walter Gus tafson from Upsala college is in charge.
 The Sunday school picnic will be held Saturday. July 21. at Larson's grove, Stanley Quarter The children will leave the church in autos at 1880 D. m.
New Britain herald., 1923-07-14

Statistics show that the favorite marriage age is "A for men and 21 for women in England
New Britain herald., 1923-07-14
Emmanuel Gospel,

tabernacle, Franklin Square.
 sunday-1o a. m., prayer and praise service, 1o:45 a. m., preaching, topic The God Man" 12:15 p. m, Bible school. 5:30 p. m, Young Peoples meeting. p. m, evening service, topic Endurance Tells"
 Tuesday-7:45 p. m, Bible study class.
 Thursday-7:45 p. m, mid-week prayer meeting.
New Britain herald., 1923-07-14
A, NJ. F. Zion.

Sunday service: 10:45 a. m. preach ing by the pastor. Subject, They Continued Not in My Covenant" Sun day school 12:3o p. m. Varick Chris tian Endeavor 6:45 p. m. 7:45 p. m. preaching by the pastor. Subject Resisting God"
 Tuesday evening prayer meeting at 8 o'clock.
 African native Zulu, players and singers, in their native dress, at the church Tuesday evening, July 31.
New Britain herald., 1923-07-14
st. Matthews. Lutheran.
First Lutheran

service in English at !s;15, in Ger man at 1o:45 o'clock.
New Britain herald., 1923-07-14
First Baptist.

Morning worship at 1o:45 o'clock. The First and South Congregational churches uniting with the First Bap- tist Sermon by Rev. William Ross. Bible school and adult classes at 9:So a. m. +H..
 Thursday-7:45 p. m., week even- ing prayer service.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-04

All the boys have been busy In.
ing how dumb their girls are, ht
we have yet to meet the flaphr
VINO thinks Herbert Tareyton ISL
movie actor.-Pitt Panther.
Professor-And did you havS
much trouble in getting the anil
sWers to these problems?"
Preoccupied STUDENT Shout,
say so! I went to eight men who
We're taking the course before L
cound bird in Claverly who had
saved his last years papers,
Lampoon.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-04

He HAD a COUPLE OF
TRAlNGn KNEES That
BUHFGD orr THE
HEANEST FOX TRCT
THAT ever GIRcLEN
ARCVND a cRTlNG
5AECPR0fNG
AE WORE HIS RElT
w NNHGR HIS ARMS
ANA THE ELAPPGR 8
PRoAoVNcEN AIH
THE GIRAF E'5
= ASANS APPLE
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-04
By Dave Sentner.

they want to erect
monument to the unknown
bootlegger. they'll have % @
every pebble on the beach.
a coal profiteer would eoyiee
the eyes out of : snow man.
Mr. Potts, n. v. married vss.
eranl. says many d wedding riiag
evolves into brass knuckle.
HoId-up men these days fecI
Inundated II they don't collect
your life insurance AZ wen Is
your money.
Oysters III Season: a truck
driver with & cauIlfIowsr ~
carrying cargo Of truck gardsh
vegetables
Vernon, the Bolshs Aki nnouaa
says cats may hay nine lives
but eight 81 them klong to the
noble race Of mice. 80
Canadian Wants Marriags
Made More Difficult = IIeadIipe.
Il could hardly BE mors dif
cult.
II It wasn't for night life maiig
Waterman would Be out 1t
job.
Hen Hash wears his spectaclSs
to bed 20 ne can see his dreams
better.
- -
a member Of Parliament VASES
Southern States to pay confea.
crate debts owed Great Britain.
Neither Is It too late 10 make
British admiral out of Noah.
When i man drops his flask lle
breaks something more irnpcr-
tant than the law.
4NSN pS1At5OW &0AltB 70 ATT
can Jungle to hunt missing 1ialE.
We suggest monkey wrench hs
an important piece Of baggage
The tourist In Germany might
say. who steals my purse steals
my trunk"
General public has ! crowd II
press agents for second lieuten-
ants.
Chick Holxum. the soap h6x
financier. IL now selling ! wrinlIe
remover. He sells it to the ladiee
for their faces and to the men
for their trousers.
A parvenu Is person wIlo
calls the rest Of the world bour-
geois.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-04

AIS NgckviES ktAhE
vHE SUN LOOK like
HG Ace or SPANE$-
AG RhAN oNE TtAlN DlHG
M RIS eockEV Tt+AT
WAS ALL CSNGREN WITH
Dust FROM Ne elect
TA6 ONLY WORK kG ever
Dlh 0AS oIIlN6 HIS r
RAlR- Sc k4E CoPPGD
NlA SELF AN NElRE IS
ANN NEc,NED TO SFE10H
Tile REST OF HIS GANS
ON VELVET - -.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-04
FIapper Fairy Tales

LucMig-What kind Of q dreHsnl
are you going to wear to the ball
tonight? q
aeorgette-Why do You want
20 know?
Ludwig-I wanted to buy Z q
bouquet OF flowers TO match ikn
Georgette-oh. I'll wear whibe
dress. 80 you can set daisiea. 4
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-04

W OUS neVef redlA1o fuOW many
bashful people there are
In the world until you
watch an engaged couple in the
county clerks office making APP
piication for q marriage license.
One guy went up to the win
dow and forgot the name Of the
girl he wanted to marry.
After the clark helped him
guess a few times, he had to go
back and ask the dame.
She bawled him out, saying,
sDont make fool Of yourself or
the. clerk win think this Is the
first time you ever got married"
He said, i've forgotten your
name" She says. You ought to
know. 1 told you what it was
jsist before we. got off the street
car"
when the clerk asked him
svfsre she was born he STAN
mered and said he meant to ask
his mother. but it had slipped his
MIND.
IN NOR guy was SO scared he
acted almost as though he knew
whatAe was getting into.
nut ignorance Is bliss and ne
WAS sohappy that It hurt him.
He US shivering 50 much that
his kne4 got chafed from knock
ing togsher.
His teeh couldn't have ratified
any Ioude II they had been loose
On tin rpf IN q wind storm.
The aAte was nervous, too,
she was vshing he'd hurry up
and get trough 50 she could
start suinghim for divorce.
when thee1eri said TO the guy,
ssDo you vat me 70 marry your"
the fellow Sd, 'aThanlKs just the
same, but 1srought . girl along
with me"
Then the q stepped up to the
window and Jas asked how old
she was. Shataid she was eight
aen. but had txen off five years
f0s Enod behly,r.
he clerk Knted to know II
this was theI1st time she had
applied for larriage license"
She sid, 'sYesllr, but I've got
youth and anltln.
He looked 6 her face and
asked her whee her youth had
gone.
She says. aTsA he Is stand
lnG over IN fha aer shiverine."
-
So the guy sts 10 to the win
dow and the elk asks him for
two dollars. Inead Of paying
the two bucks tArns around
to his sweethearahd asks her il
she thinks they "a AFFORD it.
EIsA couldn't nte up her mind
- she told theherk they'd go
homo and think over.
they were 80 Hhful that when
they died they VI still engaged
and theirs was onron,ance which
ended happily.
Copyright. 1874, ithe Kinr ro..
turea Synd4e. Inc.
DTD pE7Ep0
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-04
SOME FOLKS
THINK
BY Dave Sentner,

DHAT Joan Of Arc was NoaA.s
half sister.
ocs
That . medicine ball il i danse
attended by doctors.
That . bucket shop il q hard
ware store.
That Alma Mater Is the name
Of . Follies chorus giri
That bull thrower IL tt
thing that il tackled on the mo-
Of . locomotive.
That You 90 to e stone cutter
for q DYSPEPSIA tablet.
That Patrick Henry didn't have
any last name.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-04

Did j'eyer run into A,r boss
at the race track on after
noon that you'd told himsou had
" 80 " your motner's neral?
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-04
e

ONcE WOW q THE
THEIRS WAS a CAKE
EATER WHO Sc
fRSTRUDlN@ EAR .
SOFPORTEO a
BROWN LCu)-cUV
cRBT HAT He
@LlENEn AL The
ctGARETTE AID s
AND SMOKED az
btrFERG5T BRANHs
To GIVE AL THE
COMPANIES Az
GGOAl cHANcE-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-04

Dto fever hurry to lt dressed
Tor a formal dance anthem find
that one Of the buttonhes in vour
dress shirt was torn?
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-04

Did Fever move to mother
house and forget to take Il case
OF Scotch you had storedawav
in the cellar?
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-04
TRY TO GET IT. !

S S -. ..--.... ! : ''',''
A bass violin into q mustache
cup or q kettle drum into . thtdas
BILE.
Friend wife to positively re-
fuse a new bonnet offer. To. also
tell you her last summers ward
robe is plenty good enough for
another year, and that she posi-
lively win not have q maid be-
cause scrubbing ID such lovsay
exercise.
sar
Relatives to lend you money
when you run shy or to offer
you anything but advice in .
time OF need or TO admit van
have anything on them in any
way whatsoever. IS
The baby to not want your
gold watch or be satisfied with
the dollar one or to not desire
to put his signet upon your chin
with his fingernails In q play
full moods
A Typewriter that WIN do ynIlr
thinking, a stenographer Who
can spell and won't use powder:
a clerk who doesn't think he
knows more than you. and your
wife's relatives to admit she
did well in getting you. i.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-04

Expensive But Effec1te
one way to have the last 1ord
with your wife is to send Ii a
telegram and then catch a fast
train.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-04

OUT The NglRES$
TORAEG oST TO 81
A RANcAkE TCSER,
WHO HARRlEN AK
&c CAUSE she TRoUGHT
Ag WAS The FRINGE
OF WALES SO THEY
bOIH GOT Bun KEN,
MkAtCE WAS AS VI
SkACOlN az -
Goc0- N.6ET, >
cNtlHR9N Ill bg
UPSTAIRS LATER U6
TUCK T6O. lA AFTER
how're ASLEEP
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-04

n I'D fever d out of a
poker han with three
deuces whethe ante was
raised three or I'd times. and
tnen see one OF z other birds
win the pots with Eo uairs?
LA FEVER happeno be kissing
.ne goooIooking tenographer
just as the ooss Wked In the
door2
D1u FEVER refuseo get the
wife a new hat becaa YOU were
short Of cash, and tn have her
look in your vest pock and find
all the money you yon IN a
horse race?
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-04

Mr.. Potts. NJ. v. married vet.
erar). says many j wedding ring
evolves into . brass knuckle.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-04

IioId-up men these days feel
Inundated II they don't collect
your life insurance as wen Is
your money.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-04

a coal profiteer would golsee
the eyes out 81 : snow man.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-04

A parvenu Is person wIlo
calls the rest Of the world bour-
geois.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-04

Chick Helurn. the soap h6z
financier, II now selling wrinkle
remover. He sells it to the ladiee
for their faces and to the men
for their trousers.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-04

One guy went up to the win
dow and forgot the name Of the
girl he wanted to marry.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-04

Oysters III Season: Al truck
driver with & cauIifIower eaf
carrying 4 cargo of truck gardsh
vegetables.