The Coconino sun., 1923-06-08

They need almost as much dolling
up and paint as any woman you ever
saw.
A ships gotta have its own way or
it won't go. .is7
Ships always come off the ways
backward like the members of a GER
tain sex alighting from street cars.
1t costs so much to keep one in OPP
Grafton.
They are always calling at some
place or another.
Because shipbuilders cannot live
4 without them.
Who ever won an argument from
them?
Because they are held together with
steel
Because they frequently toss their
noses in the all.
One of our accountant friends was
coming down Oatman hill in his car
few weeks ago. Suddenly he came
in sight of huge boulder that had
just fallen in the road. There was
no way around it. He grabbed at
Y various levers to stop the car, but hit
none of the right ones, at the same
time pressing with his foot on the ac-
celerator. At last he grabbed the horn
and bore down on the rock, wildly
footing.
"Uh-huh,'' says Ben Doney, philo-
sophically, life is just one fool thing
after another, and love is just two
fool things after each other"
We can't be held responsible for
these:
Dew sat on Lulu's hair,
And spangled, too.
Like leaves that laden are,
With trembling dew.
"Some dew" he said to her,
(His tone was mild.)
"I DON'T" she soft replied
And gently smiled.
jim GIDDINGS.
A Ford is like schooiroom,
For if you look you'll find
1t has stubborn crank in front,
And a bunch of nuts behind.
WALTER BENNETT.
Into my garden
Came a pup.
Now my seeds
All are up.
tom l.. REES.
He told her that she was the first girl
That he had ever cared for.
She believed him and he went home
And laughed.
She told him that he was the first man
That had ever interested her.
He believed her, and he went home,
And laughed.
So they We're both amused.
DOC, c. d. JEFFRIES.
Douglas S. Roome says the time he
felt the most sheepish was recently
in Los Angeles when he stood on the
curb and saw a fashionably dressed
woman step into an electric brougham
and in getting started back deliber-
ately into the car standing behind her,
and Doug remarked to distinguished
looking gentleman standing beside
him: We'll, you can see from that
: that all the dam fools are not dead
4 YETI and the man replied: Eyes,
: that's so, and it happens to be my
wife"
A lady was recalling the other night
the time she taught school in Tonto
Basin and all the pupils she had were
from the three Taught families that
: lived in that "deestrict.'
: The Haughts moved there from
Texas. One of the boys in reading
class called it .izen." "It's poi
SON . said the teacher. The boy
: glanced up from his book. dad says
: 'pizen,' he said, and kept on reading.
q One of his sisters was asked to spell
= : "cider." What you mean," She ask
! ed, "the kind you drink, on 'settin'
9 slider -"
: woman from the east came
, through there, arriving on an evening
of a community dance. 1t was one
of the old time, all-night dances. She
: was fatigued from her journey and at
{ 10 o'clock went to the house where
9 sheS was to stay for the night and
! went to bed. The aged man of the
: house, also tired, came home little
Z later and without lighting light, un-
9 dressed and climbed into bed In the
morning he awoke, saw a strange wo-
! man in bed beside him and frantical-
. " ran out TO tell his wife. But she
hadn't returned from the dance and
. the old man had to stay in the kiteh-
en- in his shirt-tail until she came
! home and rescued his clothes from
the bedroom. His companion for the
{ night never woke up until it was all
" over.