davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-09-15
ZASEDANf PATE.
Dne IL. zari 1923
Dopoledni scIhuZe

Dne II. Zar1 1923
Dopoledni schize
Bratr predseda Ferd. Turek
zahajil schdzi v 9 hodin rano.
Ctena jmena zastupci a vsi.
chni byli pritomni.
Br. Zfcha zada ably bylo u
vedeno v protokolu, re pojist'u
jici department statu Ohio u
pozornuje, ze nebude ma pri-
Ste dovolovati jinonarodnfm
podpGrnym spolkGm uvadeti
sc do tohoto statu v zajmu OBJ
chodu te jednoty, ktera neni
solventni. A dale ze je nutno
nasi organisaci uciniti patriene
kroky, ably okamzite prizpdso-
bila sve poplatky statnim po-
zadavkdm.
Dale, ze zprava pojist'ujfcl-
no Department. statu New
York zada, abychom zajmu
provozovani obchodu v tomto
state zmenili svou tabulku talk,
ably naSe Jednota pomoci nj
sc stnla solventni.
Bratr Zicha chce, ably Hla-
vnf Uradovna byla pred zako-
r2'r' 'sl'yta, v padu ze by tabul
ka nova nebyla pfijata.
Pranf tomu bylo vyhoveno
Bratr Turek Sc pta, jak do
sla zprava poi. departmental.
Bratr Kanik vysvetluje, re
posud Sc zasilala vyrocni fl
nancni zprava pouze poi. de-
partmentu statu Illinois. Pri
ddlani zpravy aktuar sdelil, re
je nutno zpravu zaslat vsem
poi. departmentGm We statech
kde existujeme. To jsme neu-
chill, tax doslo k upozorne-
MIN, ktera dosla. Druhe sta
tni departmenty posud 0 So
be slyset nedaly.
Bratr Had odporucuie, ably
Sc zvolil desiticlenny vybor do
nehoz by prisel br. Zicha jake
odborny radce a ten ably tuto
zalezitost vyfidil. Tabulka ie
dobra pro mlade clenstvo. Jde
to vypocftat kolik stare Glen
stvo bude doplacet. Kdyz ma
vrh zamitnem, rozbijem Jed
notu. Kdyz navrh pTfjmem,
pritizfme hodne starym. Mu-
sine ulehcit starym z naSeho
zalozniho fondu to nejen O.
mem pres 60 let. My byli pr
vni, kteri zavedli platy die let
prijeti, a nase Jednota hodne
tim utrpela. Ale druhe jed
noty kroku naseho nasledova-
ly. Tenn uz ia slo lehceji. Ale
vec byla dobra. Ted pricha-
zine s dalsi a trvalou refor-
mou. Proto bud'me Ease pr
vni. Budeme miti ze zacatku
op6t potize. Ale vec je dobra
a druhe Jednoty mas budou o.
pet nasledovati.
Bratr Krakora pravi, re vce-
ia uznaval wee "a dobrou, ale
vecer mluvil jednim zdejsim
clenem, starym pracovnfkem,
kteremu Sc o zamyslenem kro-
ku zminil. Ten, kdyz plan w.
slechl, pravil: "Kdyz mate ne
co takoveho ma zachranu Jed
noty, jen to prfjmete. ia u
vail jeho vyvody a jsem pro-
to. ia verim, ze mnohy dele
gat dnes v noci k Will teto We
ci nespal. ia take ale neve-
rim, re pres noe sc mu tato re.
forma rozlezela v hlave a re
je z pima srdce pro nj. ia pod.
poruji navrh ma ten 8 clenny
vybor.
Bratr Stepanek podporuie
aby yybor byl re vsech statI
a ably zastoupeny byly tez "a.
dy anglicke. Zvoleni byli:
Pintner z Ohio.
Sucha z Pennsylvania.
Vorlicky z Iowa.
Had z Illinois
Dobiop Nn1,y Voy1,,
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Po te br. A. r. Zfcha rozdal

novych clend, cenu prvni We W.
81 $3.50. Podekoval "a Rad br.
Wagner.
Rad Vesmir {. 9. "a 80. no
vych cleni cena druha We vysi
500. Podekoval br. Foester.
Rad Cleveland Chapter els.
II "a :6 novych clend $4,000,
cena treti cd Hlavnlho Radu
dar k zalozeni $500 a dalsi
osobni dar od br. Zfchy k Ia
lozeni $500.
Akt tento pozdraven bour-
livym potleskem. Bratr Sazi-
ma dekuje.
Br. Turek dekuje br. Zicho-
vi "a jeho Diary Jednote, KITE
re prinesly talk pekne ovoce.
Cten protokol z posledniho
zasedani a opraven tom smy-
slu ma byti misto Sdruzeni
Ceskych skol v Chicagu-Sdru
zeni Ceskych Svobodomyslnych
Skol v Chicago.
Br. John Kral je prekvapen
zmenou v protoIkole dekuje
"a uznani.
Resolucni vybor cte resoluci
o br. Zfchovi:
Ctenemu Is. sjezdu C. S. B.
P. j.
Cleveland, Ohio
V uvazeni, ze mas predseda
Hlavniho Radu r. A. Zicha da
roval ma ceny $500, pro Rady,
ktere ziskaly nejvetsi pocet
clenI a v uvazeni, ze ceny o.
ny prinesly pres 800 novych
clcnI vzdava Is. Sized C. S. B.
P. j. Br. A. R. Zichovi srdec-
ny dix a radGm, ktere ziskaly
ony ceny, Rad Trocnov {. IL, l.
cenu, Rad Vesmir {. 9. II. &C.
nu a Rad Cleveland Chapter
III. cenu pripojujeem uprim-
ne blahoprani.
Br. Zicha dekuje "a ulzna-
nj a pravi, re tento Sized jest
jednim z neudGlezitejsich a ze
jen "a spoluprace vsech dele
GATH bude mono dodelati Sc
vysledkd z neho a prace ia bu-
de jist6 v budoucnu uznana.
Br. Had mini, ze Sc bude mu
seti pracovat tiskem, jak v Or
ganu, tax v casopisech.
Br. Houdek upozornuje ma
zvoleni spojovaciho vyboru.
DR.. Mueller, dava navrh, a.
by, az budou tisteny protoko-
ly. podan byl kazde dradovne
podpGrnych svob. Jednot W.
tisk spolu s dopisem vysvetlu-
jicim nasi situaci. Prijato.
Br. Had dava navrh, ably sc
zvolil slucujici vybor neodvis-
" cd Hlavniho Radu.
Br. Pechan podporuje volbu
vyboru a ably byl v Chicago,
kde je vetSina tradoven. W.
Dor ten by pracoval v souhla-
Sc 3 Iradovnou.
Br. Krakora: Predbezne sbli
zeni by musela provost Hlav-
nj Uradovna.
Br. Had: Vybor Sc dohodl
s obema lradovnami pax by
po schvaleni Hlavnim Radem
lpredlozil vec clenstvu k odhla-
'sovani.
Br. Gabriel: Podporuje.
Br. Vondruska mini, ably HI.
Iradovny vymenily 81 nazory
|nejdrive pak teprve pfedaly
|vec sluc. vyboru.
Br. Vorl;cky: Navrhuje, aby
ten vybor byl peticlenny.
Zvoleni: Turek z Ohio. Had
= Illinois, Vorlicky z Iowa, III
cha z New Yorku, Dvorak z
Pennsylvania.
Ma misto sjezdu nominovany
Chicago, Cedar Rapids a New
York.
Br. Krejci: V Cedar Rapids
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PATNACTY SJEZD {. S. B. P. ].
CLEvELANDE, O.
Bratr Mrazek odporucu6e

bTdUT MTaZoK OQpOrucuUe e
spojiti nemocenskou podporu
radd pod velkorady. New
York platf $500, Chicago
$500 tydne a SIS radu v padu
1mrtf elena, Cleveland $500.
DR.. Miller: Nemocenska pod
pcra je stejne ddlezita jako L.
mrtni, nebot' maly rad ma pax
stejnou pfilezitost k agitaci ja-
,ko velky.
Br. Zach: Velkorad statu
New York odporucuje, ably vel
kofady vyplacely nejmene
$500 tydne a kde jsou pouze
rady nejmene $500.
Bratr Hajek: Nemocenska
podpora je vec radI, nebot' je
mozno. ze pfijetfm move tabul-
! ky budeme prijimati cleny j
bez nemocenske podpory.
BIZ. Vorlicky opakuje, ably Sc
vec ponechala TadIm.
Br. Grubauer odporucuje, "a
by bylo dano do stanov, kdyz
rad vybira ma nemocenskou
podporu, ably il skutecne mu-
sci vyplaceti a nerozhazoval
penize ma jine veci.
Br. Vybomy, stran detskeho
poiisteni odporucuje pockat
ma zpravu vyboru.
Vybor Sc vzdalil.
Cten protokol a pnjat Sc
zm6nami:
Br. Vyborny je pro tabulku
pro snizeni nejstarsich clenI
ma tab. 55 let.
Br. Krejci poznamenava, ze
Jednota byla zalozena v Cle-
velande, a ze rad Vaclav (. a.,
neni zakladajicim, nybrz prvni
re zalozenych mimo Cleveland.
Cteny pozdravne dopisy. Te-
legram Hlavniho Radu c. S. P.
S. 2 Chicago, Radu Zizka {.
9. C.. S. P. S., Sboru Elisha
Krasnohorska {. H., S. P. j.,
Sboru Elisha Peskova {. 80 J..
/, c. D., Sboru Cechd Domov
(Home for Aged Bohemians)
v Clevelande. Posledni dano
vyboru res.
Br. Ocenasek je pro to, ably
81 1radovna dala napsat move
pohrebnf feci.
Br. Krakora podporuje.
Br. Mueller: Necht' 81 kazdy
upravi vec podle pomerd.
Br. Zach uvadi, re jeden br.
lv Chicago chce prenesti svou
| lpojistku ma ntulnu a sirotcinec
COZ die zakona neni mono.
Bratr zije v Itulne.
Br. Mueller pravi, ze zale.
zitost tuto NIUE vyriditi iedine
soud, ktery NIUE premeniti cd.
kaz tomuto Istavu.
Br. Vondruska odporucuje
zmeniti stanovy, ably Sc pfiji.
mali clenove, kteri mluvi an
glicky. Dano vyboru ia sta.
nOvy.
Br. Vyborny je pro prljima
nj vsenarodnich clenG. Dane
|vyboru ma stanovy.
DR.. Mueller referuje stran le'
karskych clankG v Organe. D:
no mu sjezdem uznani "a ty
to clanky.
Br. Zach odporucuje bra
trdm, by hledeli miti u radt
vsechny certifikaty v poradku
! Br. BorIvka odporucuje, a
by zalezitost bratra v ltulni
|v Chicagu predana byla tamni
mu velkofadu.
| Br. Kuzel Sc zminuje chy
be v certifikatu br. Falady, coz
br. Karnik opravuje.
! Br. Jakoubek poukazuje ns
pripad br. Brocika, ze mu by
vystaven centifikat, aniz starj
byl staten.
! Br. Zfcha pravi, ze sc slo dlt
stanov, a ze posledni certifikat
plati.
| Br. Karnik pravi, ze now
Iro,.<;f;k6f vvctavon hv1 kdv;
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PROTOKOL. z PATNACTE.
HO SJEZDU {. S. B. p. J..
VCLEVELANDE.
ZASEDANI SESTE.
Dne 13. zafi 1923.
(Dopolednf schIze.)

\A~VP04NNAul CN1luAC.J
Bratr Ferd. Turek, pfedse-
da, zahajil zasedani v $50
dopoledne.
Cteny pozdravne dopisy. Vel
koradu c. S. P. S. v Clevelan-
de: Radu Jan Hus {. GA 6. S.
B. P. j. v Cicero, Ill.,; radu Vol
ia Naprstek {. Sc c. s. B. P.
J. Clevelande; radu Bratrska
Laska {. 19 c. s. B. P. J. v
Chicagu.
Stran zalezitosti radu Josef
Jungman {. 1. HI. Radu uve-
Gene protokolu prvniho dne
usneseno, ably ODE telesa vec
vyridila ma poste.
Ctena pTijata tato resoluce
Cleveland, O., 13. zari. '23
Ctenemu Is. sjezdu c. s. b. P.
j.. odbyvanemu v meste Gle
velandu We dnech 10. - ID.
zari 1923.
Ceska Typographical Unie (.
$50 M. T. U. citi Sc povinna po
d6kovati Jednote c. S. B. P. J.
a vsem podrizenym radam "a
veskerou prizen a pomoc po-
skytovanou il tim, ze pri kaz-
de prilezitosti hledela ma svych
tiskopisech uzivati Mezinarod-
nj uniovou znamku typografic
kou.
V uznani tohoto faktu ape
luje Ceska Typographical Unie
&. $50 ma ct6ny Is. Sized, ably
do svych stanov vlozil klausu-
Ii, nabadajici vsechny podrize-
ne rady, ably pri zadavani IT,
skovych svych praci hledely
vzdy k tomu, by opatreny byly
pravou Mezinarodni typogra-
fickou znamkou.
Doufaje, ze ct. Is. Sized Vas
vezme tuto zadost k laskave-
mu vedomi, znamenam sc s
pfanim mnoha zdaru a s bratr-
skym pozdravem
Ia Ceskou Typografickou
ITnii {, $50
JOHN KUBECEK.
Odporucuje resolucni vybor
DR.. A. Mueller, Rudolph A,
Zicha, Emile Jakoubek. Frank
Grubauer, Frank Havlena, O.
BorIvka Jar. Doubek.
Debatovano stran "Organu
C. s. B. P. j." a usneseno, a.
bychom formu nynejsiho Orga-
nu ~podrzeli.
Br. Vondruska odporucuje,
ably Sc venovala pozornost
svob. pristehovalcdm, pficha-
zejicim pristavy do Ameriky.
Dano resolucnimu vyboru.
Rr. Vorlicky schvaluje, ably
Sc pracovalo ma poll svobodo-
myslnosti We spojeni anglic-
kymi svob. organisacemi, jake
cini Sdruzeni Svob. v Cedar
Rapids. la.
Br. Doubek odporuGuje, aby
stran vystehovalcd Sc praco-
valo We spojeni 8 Vol. Myslen-
kou v Praze.
Br. Kostka zada, ably SEX z
Chicagske Iradovny vraceny
bankou v Chicagu Ifadovne v
New Yorku, byl vyplacen ra-
du Vaclav Budovec, nebot' je
to obnos "a move cleny, ktere
ziskali.
I'll. Rad tuto v6c vyridi ku
spokojenosti dotycneho fadu.
Rr. Kubecek dava navrh, a.
by Tad6m Sc dalo ma rozpocet
|nejen placeni cestovneho dele
gatim ma Sized. ale expense
ma toni sjezdu.
Br. BorIvka dava navrh, by
Sc ulozilo radGm, by kazdy byl
ma sjezdu zastoupen.
Br. Grubauer podporuje ma
vrh bratra Kubecka.
Br. Kostka je proti tomu v
zajmu malych fadI.
Pfisel vybor ma stanovy a
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LIZ OUA A4Ah0
19. Tomas re Stitneho x
10. Bratrska Laska z
20. Caslav x
21. Bratrsk& Svo1most
22. Jill Washington 2
%. Bratrf Svobody x
"a. Pokrok x
&c. Cleveland x
27. Vaclav Budovec x
28. Sokol Zlata Praha x
81. Karel Havlicek x
81. Sobeslav
33. Horymir x
"a. Liberty x
35. Kardas 2
80. Rytiri Krale Vaclava
AZ. Baltimore x
43. Jeronym Prazsky
A. Slovenija
45. Chicago
46. ZizkGv Kalich X
|42. Washington x
40. Dalibor
SO. Lincoln
So. Trocnov 9
SO. Proletar
|54. Victory x
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- o"o >p'ei
- =.
osoal " ls"prus %
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Sized bude konan v Cedar
Rapids "a ctyri roxy.
Br. Havlena podava zpravu
stran adres odberateln Orga-
nu a nabada k radnemu vyri-
zovani zben.
Br. Marzek dava navrh, "a
by uzavirha zemfelych. noyych
a ztracenych clena dala sc ku
konci mesice. Prijato.
Zaruky lrednikG stanoveny:
POkladnik $4,000.
Tajemnik $4,000.
Tri clenove zal. fondu, $5,-
900.
Platy urednikl:
Predseda $1,000 mesicne.
Mistopredseda $500 rocne.
Tajemnik $4,000 tydne.
,Pokladnik $500 tydne.
Redaktor $500 "a cislo.
Druhy redaktor pro clanky
Na''"e oie u@n"hi n''vhiho
is"uu'
"s'"p'i W ii'''''ho ""uu'
4i.oo "a sen.Ai.
",oAni 'yooi A"AuS @i'oo
4" senu1i'
Ccolii sypoi po.OV "a ScHu-
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-11
Historian of theMOdernB

o. o. Misunderstanding to who's Who in America" his
real Oscar Odd McIntys said to know everybody of
Importance in New York
He Pattsburg, and all his life New York
City the IDEAL the fraway of all dreams, the place with
a halo around
To him paved painted and paered with gold. He
looked with everybody who blew into his home
his the hotel register the tremendous words New
York"
And today he this Bagdad. He
lived in its shabby boarding and gded He
knows the world metropolis inside and His paragraphs about
New York show the teeming city as it really is.
Mcintyre does his writing his bedroom of time
his pajamas. He the night sleeps
His hobbies dogs and fancifu shirts
to London and Paris-and
spred London that he what
Londoners had in a lifetime.
Mcintyre spends his hours walking about New York. visiting
the places the cafes the midnight supper clubs the
the Bowe Chinatown Fifth the fronts the
haunts Of the Roaring Fores.
attributes his white only 37)
during his early eernay
ornihorhyncus-"a beast with a bill"
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;roIIv wrote the poem he iala ~
I've somewhere in Maryland bo. ~
NOT saw nothing as l always prefer 70
travel incogRito. 49,, :. ,ha
..,tian nIatform was crowded Win
s,onnIa Who YOU could identify as
pp,smbers of the Ku Klux klan though
tbnv didn't wear no bed clothes. some
of Is was in the hopes that they was
after the lady in upper but no snch
luck. L.. - 900.
NJ Them men dashed 10 the DINING ear
like thev had not eat for VIZ. nus
m get to the DINING car you mad 20
mass section o and / can't walk very
fast on a moveing train so 1 WalteG "a
the wash Tm. with the man VINO han
n brother that started out as car,
penter. Every time we passed Iielq
he asked me if it was cotton III,
finely felt like asking him II ne Hau
a ear ache or something
This is my LIST. trip down lhls
vav." he SAYS, "but | guess l Deen
nrrttv near everywheres else in the
United States"
In Teplv TO this / felt like saying. Il
have been in every state in the union
except Vermont, New Hampshire, the
Dakotas, Washington and Oregon
But / managed to keep my mouth
shut.
Along about o'clock in the evening
we come to a town called Fayette-
vile and l Of our fellow passengers
come into the wash rim. with his face
all a beam.
Listen" he says, "the Pullman con-
ductor has found her a lower in the
next car"
The rest of the trip past without in
cidence and we arrived in Jacksonvills
at Z 40 Sunday morning not much
the worse for the narrowing experi-
ences of the trip.
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discouraged in regard to their Social
Careers.
In fact, the only thing that wor.
ries me- is the Fear that | won't be
able to keep up with them"
81 am glad TO find you so PhiIo-
sophical," said the MiIlionairesS.
After reading several Books written
by College Professors who disguised
themselves as Laborcrs and went and
lived among the down-trOddcm Masses.
/ had supposed that Steam-Fitter
was a rather gloomy Proposition.
Laboring Glasses Miss Lot.
"Why should be gloomy: The
formal Dinner Party is the Champion
Gloom Factory. and / never have TO
go near one of them.
Nobody expects me to make any
Calls. and ! never drink Tea Except
when | want it. The Scandal Sheets
never show up my Family History
and as far as | can learn. my Wife
never hired a Detective TO watch me.
1t is true that sometimes | find
nothing on the Menu except Corncd
Beef and what goes with it, but tear
into it with an Appetite that would he
worth SS,O00,0O0 to Rockefeller at this
Minute.
And now, Lady, according TO the
Rules of the Union. ! mast knock oil
for today. as it is five o'ClocS.
Your story has interested me said
the Lady of the House. Il should like
TO visit your Family and write Paper
on the Home Life of the ToilCrs.
I'm sorry we can't have you. was
the Reply. You Society Ducks don I
care who you invite. but I'm an officer
in the Union and I'll queer myself II !
begin TO associate with the disrep!u,,-
able Rich. You'll have to put up Win
your own Kind"
MORAL: The Wealthy have nothing
left except Money.
Copyright. 1g:s. By she Btn Syndicate
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-11

around for a engine that happened to
oe going our way.
When we got back on the car all the
gents hcrded themsclfs together in the
gents wash rm. which ladies is barred
from same and 1 man made some re-
mark about the nervous lady and
everybody silently agreed with him
and then the subject was dropped and
the conversation yecred around to the
usual CXCiteing topics disgust in wash
rms. and persOnly | was not smokeing
and might of been in my regular seat
reading a book but felt like maybe it
was my duty 10 stay in the wash rm.
so as to not miss nothing that was
said as they might he something
worth passing on TO my readers.
So | learned amongst other things
that they was ] man that had
brother who had started out as car
pentcr and use to go from l city to
another city working as a carpenter
till finely he come to Kansas City and
went in the contracting business and
he was now worth pretty close to
IL a million dollars.
That just shows YOU" says the
man.
Then they was another man that
went to South Africa when he was %
yrs. old and stayed there . yrs. and
finely come back to the L. S. and got
married and settled down in PrOvi-
dcncc and has been there ever since.
America is good enough for me"
was the way he put it.
Pretty soon we come TO a town
,,.hi,.h 1
was it and the man told him it was
Fredericksburg, Va, and the list. man
says. "Oh yes. that is the town where
Barbara Freitchic/w was suppose to of
lived"
Well persOnly I was under the i'm.
preston that when Ban johnson orig
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-11

To the editor:
Some of my admires might maybe
like TO hear about my trip to the south
land aad only regret that space is
limited so that / will half to confine
myself in this article to the jaunt
from y. Y. city to Jacksonville which
has been aptly turned the gate way of
Florida.
Well | got hold of ticket calling
for Lower 10 on the train lcaveing
y. y. at L. 80 4. NJ. on Friday night
and the man told me that the sleepcrs
was open at 10 but / could not be
there TO see them open on acct. of go
ing TO prize fight at Madison Square
garden.
But between II 80 and midnight I
got on the board of the train and was
showed TO Lower 10 and ] had brough
ten along Il suit case with night
gown i'll it in case of emergency and
they was still over q IL hr. before
time for the train TO leave but | took
off my clothes and donncd my lowered
night gown and hadn't no sooner hit
the pillow when the sand man come
and | was off to sleep.
But it could not of been more than a
Il of hr. when was woke up by
lady'S voice in the car and she was
talking 10 male voice and heard
her ask him what berth did he have
and he says he had upper II.
Then | heard her say that would not
do her no good as she was looking for
some man with lower berth who she
could change with them because she
had upper and it made her 50 ner-
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Soak, Rain, The Fool, and the
{scow players.
Maud Fulton, who used to dance SO
|fghtfully in vaudeville with William
| elk, is starring in her own play.
Frank Tinney, the comedian, has
| Bed in his show. He and his mana,
Arthur Hammerstein, have been
Etling in the newspapers and the
|irrel has been taken before the Pro-
Fling Managers Association. Tin
II, so Hammerstein AYERS. has been
Eoting himself too much to the path
pleasure. Why shouldn't a cOmcdi-
be happy?
Adopting Flossy Names.
|Dne of the interesting things in the
kater these days is the flOssy names
IL players and chorus girls are TAX
In one production l see there is
Miss Flavia Arcaro and Miss Va
lie Nalaire. And in n jOy.riding
Int three chorus girls gave their
Ines at the hospital as Bunny Bun
Malerc Manoon and Octavia Dc
e.
PSix Characters in Search of an Au-
r. sui hangs on. Here Is MAY
|duced by the young Mr.. Brock Pom
Eton that looked as il it was certain
Gains warehouse. But Mr.. Pom
Eton believed in it and after many
Eeouraging weeks it began to hit on
Eh.
Broadway believes that Weber and
Bids have had their last reunion.
by have closed in vaudeville without
lSing any great ripple of interest.
h day of the eye jabbing Il love you
Ike" humor has passed. And in its
Ice has come the sleek, well-dressed,
se-cracking boy.
they say that the most popular matt
Is idol on the RialtO this season is
well Sherman. When he parades
Eth avenue in his sartorial splendor
beat of fluttering hearts almost
WINS the traffic roar. He's more than
fashion plate-hc's the whole set
dishes. AMI You should see him do
1 Of his eccentric deaths.
Doing Shakespeare's Stuff.
Poor William Shakespeare. He is
itainly being gyped out of a lot of
,alty. Three theaters are doing his
IT," Jane Cowl was the last entry
"Juliet."
The other night they dragged the
kater's shy violet, David BelaSCo, out
Jimmy Kelley's place in the rear
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Mug that controls Million Bucks
amt got Friend on Earth except the
People who happen to be with him at
that time. All the Congressman throw
Bricks at him and the EditOrial-Writ-
crs toast him to n Crisp.
The Newspapers put him in Car
toons as having four Chins ANA n
Waist Measurement of fifty-twO
whereas all the Money Getters | ever
spotted were as thin as Rails and
looked as if they had to live on Tea
and Toast.
The Noble WOriiingman.
But the Working Man,
He's the Boy that gets all the
Niolets.
when they put me into a Cartoon
they make me out TO be n handsome
Charley with my Sleeves rolled up and
n set of Muscles that would make
Dempsey ashamed of himself.
Every time I see a Picture Of the
American Working Man in three Col
ors, I'm glad that I'm not a low-down
Capitalist!
Il may not handle as much Coin as
some Of the Shell-Workers that hang
out in Wall Street. but any time that
feel discouraged all | have to do IS to
dig up my Fifteen Cents and go to
Movie Show. and then / find on: that
I am the only true-hearted and honest
American.
Still. with your restricted Income.
YOU cannot seek the eleyatjng In
fluences of our kind of Society" said
the Lady of the House. THAT must
grind you n good deal. especially if you
have Children growing up. can
imagine that it would be haId lines to
SNOW that your Offspring have no
Social Careers awaiting them"
sMe and my Wife lay awake Nights
and cry about it." said the Stc.m-
Filter. I'VE were too poor to send
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him TO a University, but he can drink
the most terrible of the POotlCggers'
Products and he gives me the Laugh
when l call him down, ard 80 | feel
that we have accomplished by Home
Training what might have been e%-
pected from a College Course.
Vivian and Her Wig-Wag Walk.
As for Vivian, our bright eyed little
Daughter, she is the Zippiest High
Flyer that speeds the Boulevard. When
it comes TO French Heels ard S-inch
Earrings, She can make tie average
Society bud look like wax Imitation.
She has one of these wig.wag
WalkS-the kind that makes People
jump off of the Sidewalk.
"Of course, she is only the Daughter
of an obscure Steah-Fitter, but let me
give you a Pointer You can't tell by
loOkin' at one of these Dolls nowadays
what kind of Clothes her Father
wears. When it comes to Lugs. l can't
see that the Heiress has any Bulge on
the simple Working-Girl.
AS for butting into the Social Swim,
she has Scheme all framed up by
which she expects to become acquaint-
ed with all of the gold-platcd Johnnics
who infest the Municipality.
She is going on the Stage to be a
Show Girl
She says that the Debutante sell
dom has more than one on her Staff.
while the Show Girl can take her Pick
of large Bunch.
80 you see that in these Days of
Public Schools and cheap Reading
Matter and movies, even the most
Humble can occasionally make a Bluff
Mt being the Real Thing.
40 long as my Children boot at my
suggestions and tell me every Day
where to get off or how to back over
the Dump, Papa will not be altogether