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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-04-24
BURNHAM

Mr.. AMI Mrs. Carroll McAllister.
who have been passing the winter in
PittSfield, where he has been en-
ployed IN the wooden mill. have re-
turned to their farm on the Clinton
road and he will be patrolman of
this section of the State road this
summer.
Mrs. H. H. Pierce. Jr, Of Augusta,
passed last week with her grand
mother. Mrs. Dora Ripley.
Clarence Dyer. who has employ
ment on a section of the NJ. c. r r.
in the vicinity of Portland is visiting
relatives in town.
r. A. McAllister returned Thursday
from Belfast where he has been
serving on the grand jury at the April
term Of court.
A. L. Goodridge has gone to Bridge
port. Conn. for a weeks visit with
his sons. George and Grover Good
ridge. and their families.
Winfield Tilton and family. who
have occupied a rent in Ferd Filing
woods house during the winter, have
moved their household goods to
Pittsf1eld to reside.
Roscoe E. Dunton has leased the
town farm and with his family will
take possession soon. John Pelky
and family. who have been occupvinr
the farm have moved their household
goods to Waterville.
George Dyer. Jr.. who conducts a
confectionery and ice cream store in
the village. has re-opened his store
for the summer.
Work at Susi's saw mill has com
menced with a full crew and there is
a good quantity of logs in the yard
to be sawed.
Manv members of Waldo Lodge.
X of p. met Thursday and laid the
stills and began the erection of the
proposed new hall.
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert G.. Hall have
returned from Southwest Harhor
where they have been passing two
weeks.
Byron Conner of Unity has bo,ebt
OF u. +. Stevens his farm in the
eastern part OF the town near Winnie
cook Lake.
w. H. Bronson. who has charge of
the Research Department of the
New England Milk Producers AS
Soclation in Boston, will be in town
tuesday and on that evening will
give an address at the town han
rms will be in the nature of a
conference and general discussion OF
all matters Of interest to dairymen.
Mrs. Joshua Reynolds, who has
Deen very. i'll for the past two weeks.
Is somewhat better
Abbey Winn. who underwent a
surgical operation week ago, is
getting along nicely and sits up a
greater part of the day.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-04-24
Light and Airy
A Smile
BY Albert T. Reid

Hello, bunky. How's chances for a
little SMILE" asked Priv. Kelly. as he
stepped into the squad room and saw
his bosom friend. Priv. Poke, on the
point of taking his mornings sub
rosa.
Caught with the gods, Priv. Poke
couldn't we'll refuse his friend. So.
glumly and without word, he hand
ed over his full bottle of old Scotch.
and his friend tipped it up and drank
and drank and drank-and at each
gurgle Priv. Pokes' eyes grew larger
and large. When his friend returned
the bottle, Priv. Poke held it up tc
the light and wofully inspected the
remaining ounce or two, remarkinS:
IF VA call that a smile, buddy, Id
hate to hear va lausb."-.Judge.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-04-24
ALMA

HELEN Ring of Whitefield was the
guest of Mrs. Grace Emerson, Satur'
day.
c. E. Peaslee is passing . wssAn
Boston.
Miss Lizzie Turner, went to DAM
ariscotta Mills. Friday. where sns
has employment. j,
There will be an apron supper I"
the hall Friday evening. April Y:
Mr.. and Mrs. L. p. Boyd OF New
Castle were guests of Mr.. and Mt"
Lon Jewett. Sunday.
Mrs. Mary Peaslee, who has oess
passing the winter with her son. =
E. Hilton in Augusta, has return''
home. :,
Rev. Frederick Emerson. pastor y.
the Baptist church. handed IN us
resignation last Sunday. 80,
Mrs. Myra Mari, who has been
passing the winter in Boston. mas ~
turned home.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-04-24

Welsh rarebt was served and a
very pleasant evening was spent.
The Daily Dozen class will meet
Tuesday night at q o'clock and the
arts and crafts class will follow at
$50. The card party this week will
be on Thursday night owing to the
Waldo County Hospital party on
Wednesday in Memorial hall.
Martha. the siX-year-old daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Z. Bowker,
invited 10 little friends to assist her
in observing her birthday on Sat
urday and it was a most enjoyable
affair at the Bowker residence in
Park street. On Sunday Miss Martha
was a guest of Mrs. Edwin c. Bow
ker. who gave family dinner in
honor OF the birthdays of Mr.. Bow
ker. Thomas +. Bowker. Harry
Bowker and Martha. Eight covers
were laid. and a birthday cake for
each special guest
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-04-24
FOREST PROTECTION

A man we'll informed respecting
forest resources recently made the
remark that the huge editions of
newspapers would not be possible
many years because Of the scarcity
Of pulp wood and because there was
little likelihood of obtaining sub
stitute for making the pulp in the
quantities required and at the cost
which would be warranted. One
naturally derives confidence respect
ing the future from the success which
usually attends efforts to produce
substitutes for whatever becomes too
scarce to be of practical use. Never
theless one would be reckless indeed
to give no heed to the rapid de-
probation Of our forest resources.
Not all this depreciation is the
result of demand, but also of waste
and carelessness. Imagine street
extending from New York to Chicago
and lined on both sides with bunga-
lows fifty feet apart and then con-
slider that fire annually destroys an
equivalent of all the lumber that
would be needed to build those
houses. Then consider that this is
destruction which might largely be
avoided by proper precaution.
According to the Forest Service
four times as much is being taken
from the forests as is being replaced;
that in 1921 $50 would buy no more
lumber than 500 would buy in 1910.
1t would affect prosperity in this
country If an industry. the lumber
and the wood working industries,
with an invested capital of ten bill
lion dollars and employing a million
persons should pass away. Already
plans are being made to look as far
away as Siberia for pulp wood. The
owner of one pulp industry in this
State said the product of his plant
alone could use up the annual growth
Of pulp wood in Maine and then not
have enough. Evidently our forests
are resource to be treated with
more consideration and surrounded
with more safeguards than has been
our custom.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-04-24
BELFAST
Sunday Concerts Popular -
First Summer Residents Ar.
rive-B. P. w. Club Enter
tains-Frye Block Condem-
ned

The third in the series of Sunday
afternoon concerts given in the
Opera House by the Belfast Band
took place Sunday. Owing to the
showers which were heaviest at the
hour when people would be going.
the attendance was smaller than it
should have been but those who at
tended speak very highly of the pro-
gram which was given.
Green Bros, proprietors of the
five and ten cent store which was
burnt out in the Phoenix Row fire in
February when the Colonial The
atre was destroyed. have leased the
store in the Coliseum building at
the lower part on Main street. now
occupied as a bowling alley.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph Clifford
Miss Elizabeth Doak). who We're
married Patriots Day in Rockland.
are spending their honeymoon at
Cushing. occupying camp owned
by Victor Whittier of the Windsor
Hotel. The camp is situated on an
island five miles in circumference,
and is the only one there.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-04-24
Frye Block Condemned

A famous old landmark, known as
the Frye block. facing School Com
mon. has been condemned by Mrs.
Cecil Clay, recently elected health
officer of Belfast. who is also a
member of the State Board of
Health. The building was left by
the Frye Estate many years ago to
Mrs. Fanny Burrill of Lynn. Mass.
but for years has been running down
with nothing done in way of reno
Walton. Families have moved in and
out. no agent looking after it. and
1t was found to be a menace to the
safety OF the health of the city as
well as being a bad fire trap. Ten
ants have been warned out and the
property will probably be sold. 1t
is one of the finest building lots in
the city. standing on the corner of
Miller and Court streets, next to the
Cnversalist church. 1t is fine site
for an apartment house. The build
ing stands directly back of the lots
where the new high school will be
built, Court street running between.
For many years the late Miss Esther
Frye kept a.private school in a
small building in the rear of the
block. where many Belfast men and
women learned their A. 3. C.'s.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-04-24
Railroads and s teamboata
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MO5 D M. 80 4S q m
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Portland 20 ~ = m. t6.15 q m. tQM.
$3.50 = N t2.46 p a.. % "a n. A0Ss
1872 o m. 90 IS o. N
Rockland t615a n 1870 a.: nM
Skowhegan As 0c = m. - ~ an. v 81
So Gardiner t6.15 a.. 70 80 a m N,
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Discontinued after October o.
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9-24 90 v & Cen1 Mgr Gem Pass. A.
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Editorial Comment
Sentence Of Death

IFUUllC LeuSerJ
When human life is held so cheap
that men will sell distilled poison in
the guise of liquor, it is right for the
police to do as they have done in a
recent case and charge the seller
with murder when his victim dies.
The facts in this single instance
remain to be worked out. The theory,
however, is sound and of wide appli-
cation. Bootleg" liquor is now a
common cause Of death. When muir
der prosecutions for it's sale become
as common that sale will stop.
The theory that a man who dis
penses poisonous whisky is guilty Of
murder is a sound one legally. To
sell man knowingly and willfully
what YOU know will Kill him is GER
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-04-24
Maine GOSSIP
A Shrine

A Shrine
No sanctuary can cOmpar re
With an orchard that | know,
When April slips into its @ysles
And swinging cense-S blow
When. meath its wondrous traccries,
The ChoriSters that sins.
Arc robins. at their mathis or
Their Vcspers, i'll the spring.
A deep sky stains its windows blue,
And the nun-liKe breezes pass,
Embrodcring bright petals on
Its altar-cloth-thc grass.
No guide is needed hut the heart.
For every raGscr there
May pause ard see its loVelincss
And offer up a prayer
Each one can say his vespers we'll
In that old orchard close.
When the Sun sends dying blessing!
down
Its deep aislos, as he goes
And through those aisleS an acolytc
Comes stealing from affair
1t i the Dusk. and in tho Eat
II" lights tho Evening Star.
Virginia Jeffrey Morgan, Scribner':
Magazine.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-04-24
Tuesday, April "a. 1923.

mo movement can exert wor'o'
wide appeal that ignores or violates
The fundamental instincts OF human
n.tu :. The three strongest human
instincts are those that have their
roots in private ownership. family
life and religion. Most Of the COM
munistie movements in recent times
have attempted to suppress these
three fundamental instincts. There
fore they must inevitably dash them
selves to pieces upon the impresna'
Bile rock Of humanity itseIf."-Selden
Peabody Delaney in No. Am. Review.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-04-24

praising tho Vegetable Compound to
my friends and neighbors who suffer
from anything Of the kind. Mrs.
WM:; H. ADKINS, 81 Erin Road,
Medina, N. Y.
Feels Like Girl Sixteen
Rochester. N. Y.-"After my twin
girls were born / was all rundown.
My neighbors thought I was going
to die. l saw your advertisement in
the paper and bought Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. The first
bottle helped me and I kept on taking
it. I only weighed ninety pounds
when began taking it, and I have
gained In weight and feel like girl
Of sixteen. never can say enough
for Lydia p. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound Mrs. NELLIE DoREY.
16 skuse Park. Rochester. NY.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-04-24
CHINA.

J. A. Woodsum returned from f0''
land Thursday. - o..
Mrs. ]. E. Martin went to ba ~.
Wednesday to visit her aunt III
Abbie Mclaughlin, and to atteno -
Maine Methodist Conference. ~
Wednesday,, April IS, VIII Dca6d
annual clean up day at the bnp.is'
church. A large number WIZ Oh.
needed to complete the work. -
mic lunch at noon. ..,s
The Baptist church will entel ss
the North Kennebec Assoc's3
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-04-24

We'll. I'm sure glad YOU got
aboard" said the old gentleman rabbit
as Little Jack Rabbit hoped into the
pullman car, where Uncle Lucky was
seated as l mentioned in the story be-
fore this. I'm on my way to Carrot
City to see your Uncle John Hare"
Just then the conductor asked:
where's your ticket? How did you
get on?"
OF course the >old gentleman rabbit
had to explain and after that the con-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-04-24

The engine on the Bunnyyilie train
footed with all its might and main.
Tor Mrs. Cow was on the track
With q sealskin coat on her graceful
back. =.
But when the whistle loudly blew,
She gave a jump and a frightened
"Moo!" .t...
But I'm glad to say she Jumped be-
fore she moocd! If she hadn't. maybe
it would have been too late and the
cowcatcher might have thrown her into
the Old Duck Pond and frightened to
death all the little tadpoles.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-04-24

Much concern is rightly mani
tested over slave trading in Abys-
sinia. More should be shown re-
spectinS slave driving and whipping
in the contract labor. camps OF
Florida.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-04-24

w. p. Hincllley left Friday on a
business trip to New York.
Automobiles are running now from
Waterville to Skowhegan. The State
road is Aearly clear of snow.
The school entertainment to raise
funds for the pupils of the Hinckley
school to visit the State House at
Augusta, which was TO have been
given Friday evening. April 20. at the
hall. has been postponed one week.
Mrs. W. r. Hinckley was in Water
vile Friday to attend. a meeting of
the nominating committee Of the
kennebcc Union.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-04-24

tainly murder. Any fool knows that
wood alcohol or denatured alcohol
from which the denaturing agent
usually an active poison-has not
been removed will kill the drinker.
Hence the propriety Of the murder
charge.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-04-24
MT. VERNON

H. w. Weber was in Pennington
Thursday.
Ray Hall has recovered from his
recent illness and is now able to at
tend school.
Ferdinand st. Pierre has returned
from q visit to his father in West.
brook.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-04-24

That Montreal doctor who thinks
something must be done to stop the
increase in mental arrangement
might try stopping the talk about it.
If mental arrangement gets to be
1.-The craze" or in a class with jazz,
"endurance dancing" or Kuklux,
therell be no stopping it.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-04-24
H|NCKLEY

Mrs. Armind Smith. who has been
visiting friends in Skowhegan the
past two weeks. has returned home
Mrs. F. =. Head, who has been on
a two weeks visit with her sister in
New York, is expected home this
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Iva Elliott have
arrived home from several weeks
visit with friends in Lynn, Mass.
George Tibbetts attended the fu-
neral of Mrs. James Witherell in
Oakland recently.
Fred Smith went to Madison Sat
urday and drove home his Ger which
has been there for the winter.
l.. T. Kicker has sold several sec
ond hand cars that have been over
hauled and painted.
The ice in the kennebec at this
place left Saturday.
Mrs. Gladys Ressey and children
of North Fairfield visited her par
ents. Mr.. and Mrs. n. Z. Bessey over
the week. end.
Every one in this vicinity appre-
cates the State road that was built
here last year.
Warren Bessey has began work
on the r. r. Section in this vici-
nifty.
Mrs. Herbert Ames of Skowhegan
was in this place recently making
calls. She intends to visit friends
in Portland and vicinity during this
week.
Raymond Croker, who was called
home from Massachusetts by the
death of his sister. will return to his
work this Wednesday.
p. A. and l.. p Kicker and families
motored to Skowhegan Saturday eve
ming TO attend the pictures.
Miss Esther Flewellyn of Skowhe-
gan was guest at the home of \.
| f. Bessey Sunday.
Mrs. Beals, who has been visiting
her brother, L. B. Hicks. and her
sister in the Somerset hospital in
Skowhegan for the past three weeks,
expects TO return to her home in
New Brunswick Tuesday.
Dr. Salley Of Skovhegan was In
town Saturday on business.
The concert given Friday evenins
at Prescott hall. in charge Of Cecil
Daegett of Waterville. was pro-
nounced good. 4 large crowd was in
attendance.
Mrs. Annie Gilfillian Of Skowhegan
was a dinner guest of her sister. Mrs
Rose strickland, S nday.
Mrs. Ethel Page. matron OF
Golden Rule cottage, has gone to her
home in Bangor. Mrs. Gertrude Mac
I.eod. who has been employed at
Good Will for several years, will nm
ish out the year as matron of Golden
Rule. Mrs. Page was a successful
matron and we are hoping to see her
return in the fall.
There will be meeting Of the
Kennebecside club. Saturday, April
%, at "Sunnyside." with Mrs. john
son and Mrs. Annie Pratt as hostess
es.
Rev. G. W. Hinckley preached at
Good Will Sunday afternoon. His
text was Fruits of the Spirit"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-04-24

Just suppose foreign ships loaded
with merchandise, on which this
country imposes tariff. lining up on
the three mile limit preparatory to
smuggling their wares into this
country ana suppose. If you can. their
being permitted to do It,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-04-24
: Birthday Party

Mona Hunt. celebrated her eighth
birthday on Saturday afternoon nv
giving d party to a number of her
Young friends and a very happy
time was passed. Games We're
played and refreshments were
served. The young lady received
many pretty gifts from her friends.
Arthur McNally has. opened a
meat market at his stand in the
Mr.. and Mrs. George Cole passe d
sunday with relatives in Clinton. :.
Henry and Alice Kinney Of Pitts.
deld were in town Saturday TO at.
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Augusta Lodge Directory

Odd Fellows Hall
ASYLUM LODGE, NO. 70. !. o. o. P.
Regular meeting Friday evening 1t
7.s6 o'clock. lnitiatory degree April IL.
eEEis h = z1fkAse9 .e >; G.
JepHrnA ENcAMpMeN1. NO. q
Meetings second and fourth Tuesday,.
Next meeting April "a. et 7.s0 p. n.
Work In Patriachal degree:
6. 5. pEAsLEE. Scribe.
CANTON AUGUSTA. NO. .. p. N.
Regular meeting every third Tuesday
at 5 o'clock.
I ION Np RAY; GaEf Clerk. o.
G. a. r.. The REGULAR MEETING
Of Seth Williams Post No. 10. hrst
GEO e. GAY. Commander.
WILLIAM McDAvID. Adtutant.
cALANTHE LODGE, NO. So. X. p
Meeting every Wednesday night az 7.So
OTIS Il. DOUGLAS. c. C..
+. c. FLETCHER. K. OF X. and S.
mon-tu-wed-tf
QUEEN TEMPLE NO. ~, PYTHl<N
Sisters. meets in x. of +. hall the sec.
ond and fourth Tuesday evenings OF
ca ch month at 100 O'Clock.
MRS. LIZZIE ID. Kicker. NJ. l.. c.
INEZ MORTON, NJ. Of II. and G.
tu-th-Sat.tf
N. e. o. p. KENNEBEc LODGE,
No. 25l. meets In G. A. K. hall the frst
and third Tuesday evenings or each
month at 100 O'Clock.
FRANK l.. JOHNSON. Warden.
B. L. SMITH. Fin. Sec.
MRS. EMMA F. HOWE. Rec. Sec.
tu-th-sat
COURT PINE TREE NO. 20. FOR.
esters Of America. meets in Golden
Cross hall. the first and third Thurs
day of each month at 9 o'clock.
WALTER 7. COrTlNGHAM,
Chief Ranger.
JOHN J. WHITE. Fin. Sec.
may23.tu-th -sat.lyr
CAPITAL GRANGE. NO. 24a. p. OF
H. Meetings I'd and 4th Saturday eve
nings Of each month at G. A. R. hall
A. b. RIPLEY. w. NJ.
MRS. EMMA F. HOWE. Sec.
tu.th:sat.tf
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Speaking Of opportunities there is
that afforded the ex-scrvice men
and women to rcinstate their war
term insurance.
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CUT THIS QUIT is WORTH NONE,

Cut out this Slip enclose with &c and
mail it to Foley & Co.. 1886 Sheffield
Ave. Chicago. ILL.,. writing your name
and address clearly. You will receive
IN return trial package containing
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound for
coughs. colds and Group: Foley Kidney
Pills for pains in sides and back;
rheumatism. backache. kidney and
bladder ailments; and Foley Cathartic
cleansing cathartic for constipation.
etliousnesS. headAchcs, and sluggish
bowels. sold ovoSyWAoSo.-Adv.
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|naver ana TINS al
fected my nerves.
II suffered this
way, then Ireadin
the ufaloTimes'
about Lydia E.
|Pinkham's Vege.
table Compound
and have taken it
with very good re.
suits. ! am very
much better and
feel justified in
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PIaeard Answered Goldfish Cues

In a certain drug store there is a
glass bowl on a stand, with a single
gold fish in it. On the outside of the
bowl is a placard bearing the follow
ing answers to questions which the
druggist had become tired OF an
swering in person:
This is a gold fish. 1t is alive.
There is only one of it. We got II
from boy.
We do not know where the boy got
1t has never died. We do not know
low old it is.
We feed it when we want to.
1t eats what we give 1t.
That is water it is in.
We got the water from the faucet
We have had the fish ever since
we got it.
Yes, we had more of them, but this
!, one is all that is left.
If it sleeps we do not know 1t.
We change the water as often as
we want to.
We do not know how long it will
live.
We do not miss the water 1t drinks
When there is too much water in
the tank we take part of 1t out.
We do not know how large it will
grow.
We can catch it, but we don't want
to.
That is all we know about it. !,
is NOT for sale.-Judge.
The English Accent
The teacher was so interested in
the lesson that he did not realize how
near dinner time it was until he
glanced at his watch.
"My goodness" he exclaimed. by
way Of a joke. 'Tempus fusit."
(Time fliesD.
Then. pointing at small boy in
the front row, he asked "Tempus
what?"
Ten past -. sir" was the reply
Philadelphia Inquirer.
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Opportunities in foreign trade, to
be discussed at the All New England
foreign trade convention. May II and
Is, are to be treated from mo less