The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-18
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During the present year. exactly
ais sermons. entitled The shame OF
Our city" win be preached from
Seattle pulpits.
Mayor Brown VIII announce rs
timos that the lid Is down in Seat
tie"
ID. W. Henderson. superintendent
OF the muny railway, viii purchaa.
two additional heaters for the street
car system
Fifteen people viii be killed by
guns that weren't loaded.
Men who try to beat trains TO
the crossing viii find that n the
race results in tie they viii
lose.
Dance hall girls viii continue 10
send money 10 their granddaughterz
At college.
Charlie Chaplin's engagement win
b announced 40 times
Ditto for the Prince Of Wales.
The Ffrst ave. paving win Be com
piesed so that automobiles and Fords
can both use the avenue
There WIN be . heavy -sec- u
the Aid bathing beach during
tho swimming season.
Girls with bow legs VIII continue
~ protest against short skfrts>
Dave Elprin. the singer, win rem
der Mother Machr~c" ais times as
an encore.
City Comptroller Harry w. Car
roll win murder tho sssth man who
playfully yeIls Beaver AZ him
Thirty-fivs newspaper paragraph
ers viii make Jokes about Crawford
white. tho worlds champion drum
major.
Jim Boldt win announce NEXT Aug.
ust that while he doesn't expect the
Indians 10 head the league this year.
he will have a winning club In 1894.
A boat win come In from Van
eouyer without n cargo Of boore.
During tho year n iy not At ali
unlikely that many people will drink
bootleg whisky.
Men who believe that honesty f.
the best policy and tell red-headcd
women that they're honely viii be
under the ether for several hours.
Harold Weeks viii write a song In
which June" Is rhymed with
moon
stephen l. Miller will attend s1s
banduets and viii be POSTMASTER AZ
avs Of them.
Fifty vaudeville actors whose stuff
f. received with little applause win
say. Il thank you--both OF you"
Col. Roland III. Hartley win pre-
pare to make his biennial race for
governor.
George Larnping will run for office
any office viii do.
Councilman Philip Tindall win
write $40 letters 10 the newspapers
on the japanese question.
Seattle physicians and dentists
viii not name their proposed Of
flee building, Temple de TonsiI.'
One doctor will be expelled from
the King County Medical society for
having a magazine in his office dated
after May. 1894.
twenty-five cops. fired from the
police force. will claim that they
have been framed"
Newspapers win print sc pictures
Of three-legged hens.
The stars also indicate that the
present year win soc a heavy in
crease in the business of bootlegging
and undertaking.
Three sea.serpents viii be sighted
by yachting party returning from
Victoria.
Politicians will point with pride
and view with alarm.
Petting parties viii be Transferred
from the davenport 10 the fllvver at
the first sign OF spring.
June brides, who exhibit wed
ding rings In June, will find In
the autumn that all Is moi. gold
that gIitters.
The 1.ss6th last survivor Of the
Charge OF the Light Brigade win die
again.
Twenty people will be killed in the
crush when Mayor Brown appears at
public function wearing a high
silk hat.
Amateur sailor win learn what
Hard a leo means when his head
comes into intimate contact with the
boom.
Man who invented pretzei.twfsting
machine win shoot himself over a
glass OF nearbeer.
nRY SOTTAD FINDS