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The Washington times., 1923-11-15

AN OLD, OLD STORY.
babbling brook,
Side by side we sat there, with nicely
bMltod hook.
Bin soon filled the basket with pretty
epeOIlod trout,
While 1 filled the air with eusa words.
long aid big and stout.
GUY 1RcCORD.
The Washington times., 1923-11-15
0S9lEARDlpSEEM6
aGRR'' ~ BEL PRICE c--H -.

Mrs. Upton, on her return
from the West said: "The
sDomea of the country are dry
and the men knO4O It." It's
hard to find a 4C0mGn 1Cho Is
much of a success at breGkisg
the dry LGsUs, for it's hard for
them to keep "still."
OIDONO.
The Washington times., 1923-11-15

| It was at the wedding festival,
Young Sam Smith sat sedately.
I asked him II he'd kissed the bride,
And he answered: mo, not lately"
ARIZONA IKE.
The Washington times., 1923-11-15
THE FIRST ENGAGEMENT
RING.

when Adam conferred the name q
She was the first maid . gem to re-
ceive.
In the gardens perfumed air
He gave her q diamond solitaire.
This may be hard for you to believe
But you'll find it I'm the word y
EVE
HI. SMITH.
The Washington times., 1923-11-15
SARCASM.


She was born Of Blue Blood in Ken
lucky,
Where the LIncolns, pIeblan. unlucIxy,
Were not in her class
And she "just let 'em pass"
So she said; and she acted up-etuCky.
Then q friend replied: ''sureIy it's
That Abe couldn't visit your blue dad:
Abe doubtless cared not
How soon he was shot
When he found that you Thought him
o dOOdad."
e. z. MARK.
~
SPEAKING OF ENDURANCE.
PAUL L. COMPTON saw this
sign displayed in the window of
a Seventh street store:
CIT WEARS LIKE
A PIGS NOSE"
Now since we think of it a
pigs nose never wears out, de-
spite the fact that he always has
his nose stuck into something.
Roots, rocks, stones, iron, nails,
glass, everything gives way in
front of that nose.
If anybody knows any nose
that's nosier than a pigs nose,
come on with the information.
-
The Washington times., 1923-11-15

prohibition IS yet IN ats in.
fnncg," Observes one stGtesnsd1s,
10hereupom contrib TeckOas
"thGt they hGVen't yet been able
to tVeGn It from the bottle"
MODERN MOTHER GOOSE.
Hark9 harlEi on . fOur-mase bark,
The bOOtleggeRs sail int town.
Some riding bold nage.
Some wearing glad rags
And sSli their wares TO each rum
hound. HANK HAWKINS.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-08
GAS BOOTLEGGER
is IN DANGER

The cell door swings wide for the
gasoline hootlegger.
The nationwide campaign of eX-
posure and prosecution of the perpe-
traitor of this practice, started by the
National Motorists Association, has
resulted in the clipping of his wings.
But, emboldened by the countless
opportunities for delivering less gas
than is paid for, and the difficulties in
the way Of detection, the short meas
ure gas artist is here and there exact
ing the toll of greed. This eXtortion
may result at times from faulty ma
chimes but not often, it is believed,
the shortages being due to manipula-
tons at the hands of dishonest en-
ployes and without the knowledge of
the employers.
Cooperation between municipal au-
thorities. owners of motor cars and
the n. NJ. A. for the purpose of en-
tirely eliminating this form of abuse
has had good results. Not only has
the spotlight of publicity been thrown
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-08
Miss Birrell Returns

Miss BIrreII Returns
Miss Julia Elizabeth Birrell, ha
returned to the home Of her parents
Mr.. and Mrs. J. Fred Birrell, il
Mount Ida, after series OF visits il
Norfolk, Virginia. Miss Birell wa
the guest ir Norfolk of Mr.. ant
Mrs. Henry Supple, Miss Camin'
and DR.. and Mrs. Hamilton.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-08
FAIRFAX NEWS

Misses Amanda and Mary Carne,
of Alexandria. who were the guests
of Mr.. w. F. Carne, of Fairfax,
have returned to their home in Alex
andlia.
Mr.. Edward Ross, son of Mr.. j..
T. Ross. died Sunday after a short
illness of pneumonia. He was about
25 years old and veteran OF the
World War. Burial was in Airing
ton county.
Midshipman Samuel Eaton who
was home for the holidays, has re-
turned to Annapolis Naval Acad-
envy.
Mr.. G. c. White was a Washing
ton visitor Tuesday.
Mr.. Stewart Bryce who has re-
Gently moved TO Washington from
Burke, is a visitor Tor the weekend
of Mr.. Bradford Robinson.
A special meeting of the Board
cf Supervisors was called Friday
January 5th, to ask for bids for bonds
A resolution was laid before the
Board protesting against changes in
Lee Highway, and this was unani-
mouslv adopted. A resolution to
put before the Legislature bill &c
have a special license on trucks was
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-08

Tea For Miss HoxtOn
Mrs. William ]. Boothe is enter
tanning at tea this afternoon, at mel
home on North Washington street
for her daughter, Miss Eiizaoetn
Boothe. in compliment TO MISS Apple
Hoxton, whose marriage to Mr. .
Clarence Robinson will be an event
of the week.
Returned From Baltimore
Mrs. Alvin Powell has returned 10
her home on South Columbus street
from Baltimore, Maryland, whers
she mas been visiting relatives.
Visitors From Richmond
Mrs. Katherine l.. Colvin has as
her guests at her home on North
Roya( street. Mrs. Albert c. Dunn
and small daughter, Katherine, oil
Richmond. go. go. 80.
Returned to New York
Miss Mary Louise Nicot has re-
turned to her nome in New York
City. after spending the holidays
with Judge and Mrs c. +. Nieol, on
North Washington street.
Back From Florida
Miss Emily May has returned from
a STAY of several weeks in Florida.
Guest From Parisburg
Mrs. George Easley, Of Parlsbug,
Virginia, is the guest of her cousin,
Miss Ella Rose Smoot, 5O2 Duke
street.
Return tn Louisa
Mr.. and Mrs. William Worth
Smith. Jr., who have been the guests
of the formers brother, Judge How
ard W. Smith, on North Columbus
street, have returned to their home IN
Louisa.
Return From Wedding Trip
Mr.. ard Mrs. Thomas l.. BealI
have returned from their Wedding
trip and are ut home at 52l South
Lee street.
Braoley-Cole
Mr.. Joseph Bradley, son Of Mr..
and Mrs. Joseph Bradley, of this
city, and Miss Ruth Cole, of Fairfax,
were married on Saturday night, at
eight O'Clock, by the Rev. Louis Smet,
of St. Mary's Church.
Visited in Pennsylvania
Mr.. and Mrs. Julian d. Knight,
who have been the guests of Mrs.
Knights father, Mr.. Henry Hartung,
in Horesdale, Pennsylvania, have re-
turned to their home on South FAR
fax street.
Weekend Guest
Mr.. Louis +. Gardner, of Wash
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-08
Bishop Their Guest

Bishop Thomas c. Darst, who ha
ben the guest of his father an
mother-in-law, Mr.. and Mrs. Thoma
Wise, at their acme in Rosemont, ma
returned to Wilmington, North Car
DINA.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-08
be shown in Fairfax in eyes or

be shown in Fairfax in eyes or
No."
An electrician is being sought to
fill the demands of the people OF
Fairfax.
Travel over the Little River Turn
Pike is almost entirely stopped, even
horses find it hard to travel in the
thick mud or the frozen Jumps, 1t IS
hoped that this will be different ere
another winter passes.
A new heating plant is being in
stalled in the old Court House. The
cellar is almost completely excava-
ted and the furnace is expected to
be in by the next converting Of the
court with will be on January 18th.
Nora J. Echer and Philip c. Con
rod, were married January 3, 1923.
Mr.. Thornton Rittenour is visiting
in Woodstock.
Miss Rittenour, forerly of Clifton,
is visiting her sister, Mrs. j. N.
Kinchloe, of Fairfax. Miss Rittenour
has completed a course at Walter
Reed Hospital, in Washington.
Resolutions of sympathy were Of
fered by the Fraternal Order of
Americans. Vienna Council No. r..
to the family of E. A. Ross, by a
committee appointed by that order,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-08
SULPHUR SOOTHES
UGLY, ITCHING SKIN
The First Application Makes Skin
Cool and Comfortable

If You are suffering from eczema or
some other torturing, embarrassing
skin trouble you may quickly be rid
Of it by using Mentho- Sulphur, de-
clares noted skin specialist.
This sulphur preparation, because
of its germ destroying properties,
seldom fails to quickly subdue itching,
even of fiery eczema. The first appll-
cation makes the skin cool and com
Portable. Rash and blotches are heal.
ed right up. Rowles Misunderstanding
is applied like any pleasant cold
cream and is perfectly harmless. You
can obtain a small jar from any good
druggist.-Adv.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-08
adopted.

adopted.
Mr.. Paul Cummins has returned to
his old position il the Census Bureau
having been reapDointed. This leaves
the position of specia! officer open.
Miss Ethel Porter, of Mclean. was
married in Washington TO MI. Leslie
B. Libbey, of Portland, Maine. They
will reside in Portland after visit
to Philadelphia ard other points.
They carry the best wishes Of host
Of friends.
MIR. and Mrs. Franklin Williams
are in Florida for the winter.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Garrett have
returned to Mclean from a visit TO
Mr.. and Mrs. Cullen, Of Ocean City,
Nd.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Fritts and
daughter, of. Mt. Rainier. who We're
the New Years guests of Mrs. NJ e.
Jcrman and daughter, have returned
home.
The Misses Whiting and Mr.. Hall,
OF Washington, were the guests las.
week of Mrs. NJ. G. Jcrman.
Mrs. NJ. V. Dyer has returned
after few days in Shepherdstown,
West Va.
Mrs. Sallie Jones and Miss Ida
Jones have been visiting relatives in
Alexandria, and have returned to
their home in Fairfax.
Marriage licenses were issued last
week TO Thaddeus Gray of. Clifton,
and Lima Allison, of The Plains,
Thos. Il. Clements, Of Accotink, and
Frances Langley, Of Washinc ton.
Miss Bessie Van Patten died in
Yonkers. New York. December 18th,
She was formerly a resident of Ger
tervlle
Mr.. H. G. Beslcy has returned
! from the hospital in Washington.
| Mr.. Stewart Thornton TeTett and
Miss Fayette Warren Luzander were
married in Christ Church, A.eXar-
dria. December 9th. Only the inn
mediate family Of the groom and a
few friends of the bride, were Tcs-
ent.
The Fairfax School League will
meet in the school building Thursday
night, January 4th, at 1870.
Among those proposed for mem
bership in the American Institute OF
Agriculture, Chicago, national or
ganization for farmers are A. y.
! Bauserman, Clifton, farmer; George
IF. Harrison, Herndon, supervisor;
w. p. Reid, Alexandria, supervisor;
| Buckley Bros, Clifton, merchants:
F. L. Lucas, Herndon, agricultural
instructor; George F. Miles, Fair
fax. implement agent; j. w. Pobst
Fairfax, farmer; W. D. Doak, Cliff
ton, farmer and dairyman: Benjamin
Middleton. Herndon, dairyman and
| farmer.
! Mr.. Percy Smith and bride arc
visiting his parents here in Fairfax
Mr.. ]. W. Webb has recovered
sufficiently to resume his duties in
the Southern r. R.
Miss Jennie Shaffer and Mr.. Chas
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-08

Return From Garrisonville
Mr.. and Mrs. Mathers have re
turned to their home on South St
Asaph street, after visit to Mrs
Mathers parents, near Garrisonville
Virginia.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-08
Society

, ington, was the weekend guest of
friends in this city.
Make Home in Remington
Mr.. and Mrs. Cleveland L. Bolton,
Miss Wilmoth Bolton and Miss Doro-
thy Bolton, have closed their house
| on South Columbus street and have
moved to Remington, Virginia, where
they win make their future home.
| III in Washington
Miss Fannie L. Gaines, of North
Alfred street, is a patient at Emer-
gency Hospital, in Washington.
Guest From New York
Miss Mary Bunt, of New York, is
spending the winter with her grand
mother, Mrs. Mary E. Blunt, at her
home on South Peyton street.
Returns to V. p. /.
Cadet Wade Butler, who spent
the holidays with his parents. Mr.
and Mrs. Fl. Fl. Butler, of Auro: =
Hills, has returned to the Virginia
Polytechnic Institute, Blaeksburg,
Virginia.
Visits Mr. And Mrs. Spencer
Mr.. and Mrs. j. w. Spencer, of
South Washington street, have as
their guest, Mrs. Thomas W. Harris,
of Washington.
Return TO Helms
DR.. and Mrs. Arthur Vaughan
Rishop. who were the recent guests
of Mrs. Bishops mother, Mrs. Ehz-
abeth Hoffman, in Rosemont, have re-
turned to Hollins. Virginia.
Bishop Their Guest
Bishop Thomas c. Darst, who has
ben the guest Of his father, and
mother-in-law, Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas
Wise. at their home in Rosemont, has
,, returned to Wilmington, North Car
DINA.
Miss Birrell Returns
Miss Julia Elizabeth Birrell, has
returned to the home Of her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. J. Fred B!rrell, in
Mount Ida, after q series OF visits in
Norfolk, Virginia. Miss BireH was
the guest ir Norfolk of Mr.. and
Mrs. Henry Supple, Miss Carmme
and DR.. and Mrs. Hamilton
In Miami, Florida
Mrs. Macdonald Douglass and Miss
Kathleen Douglass, OF George Wash
ington Park, are in 5iiami, Florida.
Former Resident III
Mrs. Timothy Smith, mother OF
DR.. Lueien c. Smith, and former
resident of this city. is seriously Ill
at her home in Washington.
Return From GarrisOnville
Mr.. and Mrs. Mathers have re-
turned to their home on South St.
Asaph street, after visit to Mrs
Mathers parents, near Garrisonville,
Virginia.
Rev. DR.. Browne Away
Rev. Robert Browne, pastor of the
Methodist Protestant Church, has
left for Philadelphia today, where
ne will conduct series of evangells-
tic services. He will return next
week.
Reioins Ship
Leo W. Bowling, Of the U. S. s.
Argorne, who has been spending the
holidays with his mother, Mrs. NJ. +.
Bowling, on South Fairfax street,
left last night for Norfolk.
Leaves Fer EmmittSburg
Mr.. John Schwarzmann, Jr., left
today for Mt. St. Mary's College,
Emmitsburg. Maryland, after spend
ing the holidays with his parents,
| Mr.. and Mrs. John Schwarzmann, on
! North Alfred street.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-08

upon the practice but Investigations
have been conducted mollowed by pro-
secutions. Proprietors Of filing sta
tions between which there is much con-
petition due the increasing number of
them, can help in making certain OF
the honesty fthose employed by them
at the stations. Different ones of
these have offered the n. NJ. A. assist
ance in breaking up the nefarious
practice.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-08

Miss Ethel Porter, of Mclean, was
married in Washington TO Mr.. Leslie
B. Libbey, of Portland, Maine. They
will reside in Portland after a visit
to Philadelphia ard other points.
They carry the best wishes Of a host
Of friends.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-08
Rev. DR.. Browne Away

Rev. Robert Browne, pastor of tn
Methodist Protestant Church, ha
left for Philadelphia today, wher
ne will conduct series of evangelis
tic services. He will return mex
week.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-08

of Messrs. Charles Jack
son, j. W. Irving and A. L. Adams
Mrs. Nellie Hughes and son, are
the guests of Mrs. s. A. Moore.
Mrs. r. S. Gaines.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-08

THE REASON
so inany Of our home
folks buy the Municipal
Service Company's
PREFERRED
SHARES
is because of their faith
in the permanent pros
perity of the company's
properties. This faith is
based upon the follow
ing facts:
No. 1.-The company's ability
and readiness to adopt and
maintain the best new equip
ment, improving its services and
holding the cost to its patrons
down to Il minimum.
No. PITS honest, skiliful,
conservative management keep
ing It's services ample at all
times to meet the communities
needs.
No. 3-Its payment of liberal
wages, under attractive working
conditions, enabling it to enlist
and hold the cooperation Of
first class wOrkmen.
No. THE cOmpany's unin-
terrupted dividend record, hav-
ing never failed to pay its pre-
ferred stock dividends since its
organization in 1912.
No. 5-The steady solid
growth of the company from a
small beginning in 1912 to its
present rank as one of the large
successful electric service utili-
ties in this part of the country.
This company is now offering
its Cumulative Preferred Shares
of Stock which can be purchas-
ed either for cash at $4,000 per
share, or on the easy savings
plan at $500 down and $500
per month per share. These
shares earn 8 IL per cent on
par value (S100.00) until No
vember |, 1891 and 6 per cent
thereafter. Payments on the
easy savings plan draw 6 per
cent interest until the shares
are fully paid for.
Dividend checks on these
shares are mailed to share
holders on February l, May |,
August / and November /, each
year.
ANY number of shares can
be purchased for cash, but only
from one to ten shares will be
sold to customers on the easy
savings plan.
Write, phone or see the In
vestment Department of the
ALEXANDRIA
LIGHT AND POWER
COMPANY +.
52i King Street, Alexandria, Va.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-08

Adams, of Clifton, were married last
week.
Mrs. r. T. Buckley and daugh-
tiers, have gone TO Cumberland, Md.
to visit Mrs. J. NJ. Quigg.
Mrs. Robert Cross visited her par
ents in King William County last
week.
Dir. Harry Whitesell has just re-
turned from a visit to his brother in
Philadelphia.
Mrs. Henry HawXhurst mas Just
returned from visit to Washington.
Mr.. S. l.. Whiteseil who has been
i'll for some time, is very much i'm
proved under the care Of DR.. Ford
Swetnam.
Next Friday Norma Talmadge will
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-08

It don't look much Ike
they'd ever ketch Clara
Phillips, fer she's had plenty
O time t git her car repaint-
ed an her tool chest checked.
Mrs. EN- Nugent has a let
ter from her son sayin' he's
goin' t. saw out jest as soon
as theirs enough prisoners
fer a quartet.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-08

cause II is built on reason. Scientific au-
thorities admit is power! S. $. s. builds
blood power, il builds red dlo0d-cells.
That is what rakes :.shting-blood. Fight
ing-Iiood DESTROYS impurities. It fights
boils 1t always wins! Il Gglts PIN
pies, i fights skin cc4pticLs! 1t builds
icrve- power thinking power. &c light
listed mower thaG Nhirls . man UP into
success !. gives women tle health, the
angelic complexion and the charm that
moves the weird, These are the reasons
that haye made s. 3. $. today ;hc great
LlocG-clcanscr body-builder, Success build-
or and it's Why Ycsu.ts hay" made tears
of JOY flow from The souls O. thpusandsi
Mr.. V. 4. Sclatf. 557 1Jth st., Washing
ton. y. G., writes:
az rid Tor y.@rs TO %: Te,icf fron, bed
ccse Il jo.ia. Epoygti."g f.; Cd anti '9ok
S. :. 8. : co. aoJc GLsoin;IJ csFoG, G"a u
ny It ycurscif. $ : s. is sold 1T Ill
drug stores in two sizes. TIC larger size
bottle is the more economical. @
8. s., g. & &s' sosrs sdE a 5szs
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25

He had held stock In the company
for number OF years. Once year
he had received letter giving glow
Ing accounts OF the company's pros
poets. with the usual proxy Enclosed
for him 70 sign.
The other day he replied to one OF
these letters as follows:
Gentlemen: ! have grown weary
OF signing proxies. What should like
now is the pleasure OF Indorsing dlyi-
dend check"
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25

One movie director can get his ac-
tors 10 follow him perfectly. His
scheme Is simple enough. too.
You're a fine actor. Walter" he
yeils. Register Joy"
Walter registers Joy.
THAT IN. you used 10 be a fine ac-
tor. but you're slipping. Now register
disgust"
And Walter does.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25

Boston Lady-How much are these
string bennsl
Boston Huckster-S eventy-fiye cents
a quart.
Lady-Isn't that rather altitude
nousf
Huckster-Yes, madam; but these
are very hlgh-strung beans.-Yale
Record.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25
MOTHER! GIVE SICK BABY
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP
Harmless Laxative to Clean Liver
and Bowels Of Baby or Child.

Even constlpat-
ed bilious. fever
ish. or sick, collie
Babies and Chill
dren love to take
genuine "Califor-
mia Fig Syrup"
No other laxative
regulates the ten
der little bowels
so nicely. II.
~
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25

stomach and starts the liver and
bowels acting without gripping. Con-
tains no narcotics or soothing drugs.
Say california" 10 your druggist and
avoid counterfelts Insist upon gen
uine california Fig Syrup" which
contains Advertisement
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25

II may be that David wasn't one OF
the primitive caddies. but he was first
TO venture the opinion that all men
are liars
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25

Living costs are decreasing but the
Increase In tax rates holds the balance
eNen-or worse.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25

Butte, Mont-"T can remember 50
years ago, when my mother used and
praised DR.. Pierce's medicines be-
cause they had been so helpful to
her. When I was developing into
womanhood. was delicate and need
ed some aid to nature and it was the
-Favorifc Prescription that did me
so much good Again after my mar
rage when the children were coming
Finto our home, the 'Favorite Pre-
scription' gave me the strength and
nerve to keep rp with my work. Also
when l reached middle life found
the Prescription wonderful help.
~Once when stricken with typhoid
fever. | was left in weakened con-
difion, and DR.. Pierce's Golden Aedi-
cal Discovery was what helped me to
recover my health
Il know how good and reliable DR..
Pierce's medicines zrc-'-Mrs. B.
Ellis. 2i0 South Jackson St
Your druggist will sell you Dr.
Piercc's medicines in tablets or liquid.
or send iOc for trial pkg. to DR..
Picrce's Invslids' Hotel IN Buffalo,
N. Y, and write for free advice
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25

We suggest that some one start to
manufacture spare parts for pedes-
TRANS. 1t looks like a profitable bust
ness.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25

This oountry's savings bank ac-
counts are wonderful. considering that
everybody has to have an auto and
q garage. ~
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25

When diplomats say they recognize
thing in principle. they mean they
will tolerate 1t until It interferes with
profits.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25

Miiady now dons the stuffed cat
hat. This one also comes at SO much
purr.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25
Here. the Impo..IbIs rs.k.

II 10 easy for n man TO live on his
wife's money but he has no chance at
all OF getting 10 heaven on her re-
ligion.-New Orleans States.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25

Japan and Germany each wants TO
borrow sl,0000oo.000 and the former
has a good chance OF being able 10
do so.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25

For something that is fifty years old.
lot OF typewriters know very little
about spelling.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25

The first persons 10 shake zach
Frost by the hand and TO kiss him on
the forehead were the hay feverltes.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25

Uncle Sam didn't hit upon a very
happy hobby when he set out TO be.
come collector OF rare foreign coins.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25

He who does no wrong has no fear
OF the law.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25

You can't judge a man by the com
pany he invites. but by the company
that comes.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25

After all. the happiest person In the
world is anyone who thinks so.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25

According to the liberals. the way
TO make religion more popular is to
take the religion out OF IL.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25

Signs are that the "See America
First" movement among European
lecturers is almost over.