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Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-05-03

On April ?, 1923, a hundredweight !
Of 96 degree Cuban raw sugar landed
in New York cost $3.50. But this
sugar could not be released from the
custody Of the United States treasury
and get into market until the tariff
OF 1.76 cents a pound was paid by
the importers. When this tariff had
been paid, it was added to the orig
mai s Of the sugar and the equiv
alent Of this hundredweight, express
ed in terms OF dollars and cents, then
became $7.39 and was carried on the
importers books at that amount. The
rehners claimed a shrinkage of seven
per cent during the process Of pre-
pairing the sugar for consumption.
Seven per cent Of $7.39 is So cents,
and these amounts added make
1871. The sugar was then offered
to the trade at nine cents r pound,
less two per cent-or Is cents a hun
dred pounds. The wholesale price
vas fixed, therefore, at 1882 a hun
drsd.
II the tariff had not been added
to this sugar, the cost of 1t, includ-
ing the charge for shrinkage, would
have been only $500, instead of
80 IT III ACAAANAJg anu tAS HuOlt-
sale price about s "a cents Instead
Of $50 cents a pound. This illustra-
ton is taken from a statement by a
prominent sugar r%efner, Mr.. Henry
T.. Worcester of Boston, vice presi-
dent Of the Revere Sugar Refinery
OF Massachusetts,, made before the
Massachusetts commission on the
Neeessaries Of Life. Mr.. Worcester
added, From the above illustration,
you can easily see the part that duty
plays in fixing the price of refined
sugar and that any reduction in duty
is sure to be reflected in the price
the public has to pay for the sugar
it consumes"
I The tariff made a difference of
about two cent a pound wholesale.
/, II any Republican thinks he can
figure it out in any other way and
be right, 1 should like to see his
figures.
Mr.. D~augherty. in announcing Mr..
Harding's candidacy says that among
the planks will be one for law en-
forcement.
Why wait until after the next con-
vention? Why not enforce the law
right now? 1t might be interesting
TO see it tried in Washington. With
all the power of the government in
the hands of the administration, why
not dry Up Washington?
VIII Rogers said recently: Soon
gress has adjourned. It had TO, 1t
ran out of liquor"
The administration still has two
years to demonstrate that 1t intends
to enforce the Prohibition law. If
it does its full duty. 1t will need no
/ such plank in its next platform. For
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-05-03
PLEASANT PLAINS

Mr.. and Mrs. John Cornell of
Brooklyn, were visitors at Prince
Bay on Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. leighton have re-
turned to Philadelphia.
Miss Rosina Darrow is home after
two weeks at Cleveland, Q.
William C. Hess is still seriously
i'll at the Staten Island Hospital.
Mrs. J.. Jensen has returned to
Brooklyn after visiting her mother
Mrs. e. Moeller.
Arbogast and Son. who conduct
a meat market in Amboy road, have
opened a branch in m of the Poth
stores in Arthur Kill road, Rossville.
The euchre for the benefit of the
kWoman's Guild of st. Luke's church
will be held at the parish house in
Rossville next Wednesday night. A
number of prizes will be awarded.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-05-03
RICHMOND TO TAKE
PART IN CELEBRATION

TOTTENVILLE. May Borough
President John A. Lynch is pre-
pairing a list of organizations in the
borough of Richmond of a civic and
trads nature from which delegates
will be named to arrange rlans for
taking part in the business mans
parade to be held in Manhattan
June 16, in conjunction with the
jubilee celebration to be held in the
greater city for the twenty-fifth an
.niversary of greater New York. The
meeting will be held at City hail
tomorrow. Tt is planned to haze
each represented in the parade with
a float. depicting the history and
growth of the borough. This will
take the place OF a borough cele-
bration which if held In the borough
1t would be necessary for the Dor
oug' to finance its W plans
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-05-03
CATHOLIC DAUGHTERS
TO DANCE ON MAY IL

TOTTENVILLE, May 3:-Court
Veronica, Catholic Daughters of
America, have arranged for a dance
and reception to be held Saturday
night, May IL, at Amicitia hall,
Pleasant Plains. The proceeds will
be added to the fund for the silver
Jubilee of the Church of Our Lady
Help of Christians that is to be held
this year. The music for the dancing
will be furnished by Wares orches-
ira. The committee in charge of the
arrangements include Mrs. William
Walsh, chairman, Miss Myrtle Kress,
Miss Marguerite Kress, Miss Mar
garet billiard, Mrs. Thomas Mar
shall, Miss Katherine Hilliard, Mrs.
William McAndrews, Miss Margaret
Hughes, Miss Helen Neil. Miss Cath
crime Dolan and Miss Rose Dolan.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-05-03
ARE YOU FRAIL?
Vixen Weak and Nervous Try Tins
Advice

Trenton, N. J.--'In my early married
life / was rather frail and extremely merry
u and the 'Favorite Prescription built
me up in health and strength and proved
TO be a splendid nervine. Afterwards l
took this same medicine during expect
ancy as a tonic and strengthened: 1t was
a wonderful help to me all thru that try
ing period and my strength returned rap
idly afterwards. have taken Or. Flerces
AFavorite Prescription at various times
when rundown, weak and nervous, and
II has never failed me, therefore ! con-
slider it all that could be desired as q tonic
and nervine and an excellent medicine for
ailments peculiar to women. Mrs. =.
r.. Hamilton, 40 Mechanics Ave.
All druggists sell the Prescription in
tablets or LIQUID. Write DR.. Pierce, pres
ident Invalids' Hotel in Buffalo. 81. "
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-05-03

Girls can secure clean pleasant work
sewing h~andkerchiefs; steady work all
wear round; good pay while learning. APP
ply Keyport Handkerchief Co, 2S7 First
Street, Keyport, N. J.
2421s-5-1-6t
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-05-03

Sweets for the sweet. Fish fol
the fish. Paris wears fish fins.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-05-03

The flying shuttle for weaving
cloth was invented by an English
man in 1873.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-05-03

It costs seven cents to marry in
Germany, but is worth it.
Evening star., 1923-07-15

Two photos at left: Features
of the Petworth Fourth of July
parade-the bonneville Trolley
and Mr.. and Mrs. George
Washington"
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New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-01-05

Hosiery and Underwear Sales

LADIES' SILK AND WOOL HOSE
Drop stitch, commissioned. in black only. all
sizes. Regular value S200-Sae Price S1.89
yard.
LADIES' FULL FASHIONED SILK HOSE
seconds of regular 1925 yalue-Sale Price
$1.00 pair
LADIES' HEAVY WOOLEN HOSE-Eng-
lish ribbed. i'm a heavy weight wooden hose,
all colors-Sale Price SIS pair.
LADIES' HEAVY CAMEL BRUSH WOOL
HOSE-Regular value S2.25-Sale Price LIE
pair.
LADIES' WOOLEN SPORT HOSE-6rcy,
brown, tan and other shades. Regular value
Sf.00-Sale Price Csc pair.
CHILDRENS WOODEN STOCKINGS
All Al grade English rib, in brown, heather
mixtures-SaIe price 88c pair.
GIRLS FLEE1ED UNION SUITS-Nledi-
UNI weight, first quality, all sizcs-Salc Price
zoe cach.
BOYS FLEECED UNION SJITS-A high
grade suit in grey only, all sizcs-Salc Price
sic each.
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NOTE THE SAVINGS

CHILDREN'S MTTTENS-Of fine worsted yarns in
black, brown blue, grey and red. Regular value csc
sale Price 18c pair
GENTS GLOVES - Mochas, suedes capes, fleece
and wool lined and unlned gloves. Values to 1915
Sale Price 81 .95 pair.
CLUNY IACES-For scarfs centers and embroid-
cries. Excellent selections OF patterns. Ecru only
Sale Price &c yard.
VEIIINGS-In large selection OF patterns includ-
ing plain and fancy nieshes. Regular value CSC and
5Oc-Sale Price 21c and 39c yard.
BISAMLEY SETS-Of very fine madeira Eyelet
Swiss embroidery. Regular value ssc-SaIe Price
S5c set.
tractive patterns with fancy frogs All sizes. Values
to s1.75-Sale Price S1.4g.
MEMS FLANNEL SHIRTS-A big stock Of these
Regular 81 so yalue-Sae Price e5c each.
BOYS FLANNELET1E PAJAMAS - A Good
weight garment well made i'm all szes-Sae Price
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-01-05
DRESS GOODS

36-INCH SILK TAFFETA-20 shades in
Guiding black brown. navy and evening shades
Regular price Sf.95-Sale Price Si.65 yard.
SILK MESSALINE-An street and c,tn-
ing shades. 80 inches wide, beautiful high IiIs-
tre-Sale Price s1.49 yard.
SILK GEORGETTE-4O inches wide, all
coIors wanted-Salc Price S1.59 yard
SPANISH LACES-AIl silk all over Iaces.
80 inches wide. Black brown. navy, grey, tan
and white. Regular value $2.4S-Sale Price
S1.95 yard.
CANTON CREPE-IO inches wide, i'm all
the new shadcs-Saie Price $3.50 yard.
CHIFFON FINISH VELVET - suitable
for Goats, Dresses, Boys suits. etc. Black.
brown, nayy-Sale Price Sf.45 yard.
WOOL CANTON CREPE-Featured for
spring wear. spcnged and shrIInk. guaran-
teed wrinkle proof. Regular S2.49--Sale Price
S219 yard.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-01-05
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Blankets and Comforters

AUSTRALIAN BLANKETS-With
pink and blue borders. size 66xSO.
Regular value S3.25-Sale Price $3.50
In white and grey with pink and
blue borders. Size 66A80. Regular
price S5.O0-Sale Price S3.4s.
AUSTRALIAN WOOL BLANKETS
In plaid patterns. Full bed size.
Very good quality blanket-Sale Price
S3.95.
BEACON BLANKETS In plain
greys and attractive plaid patterns.
Size G0xSO. The kind known for its
quality-SaIe Price Sf.49.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-01-05

CONIFORTERS-Filled with new
white cotton and covered with cotton
cloth with plain borders-Sale Price
$3.50.
CONTFORTERS-A huge assort-
ment of new cotton filed and cre-
tonne covered comforters with plain
colored borders. Pink and blue
Sale Price $3.50.
WOOL FILLED COMFORTERS-
With fancy cretonne coverings and
plain pink or blue borders. Excep-
tional quality, well made-Sale Price
$50.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-01-05
JANUARY SALES

Drastic reductions and phenomenal values in every depart
throughout the store offers saving opportunity you
afford to miss Note the values in this ad-hen pre-
pared to make other savings not listed here.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-01-05
COTTON GOODS, ETC.

BROWN SHEEIING-2A yards Wide, heavy
weight, excellent quality-Sale Price $50 yard.
NO. so BERKELEY CANIBRIC-Soft quality cotton
for 'lndergarments clldrens wear, ETC. Regular zee
Sale Price &c yard.
GLASS TOWELING-Red and blue striped Sale
Price 12hc yard.
DISH TOWELINGS-Plre linen, red and blue
borders-Sale Price CSC yard.
70-INCH MERCERIZED TABLE DAMASK-Pure
bleach, fine soft quality, regular price S0c-sale price
5jc yard.
NfERCERIZED TABLE DAMASK-Of exception
quality Regular value 80c-Sale Price soc yard.
IRISH TABLE LINEN DANASK-7O inches wide,
and chrysantf1emum patterns Regular value $3.50
Sale Price $1.05 yard
STAMPED CHiLDRENs PLAY TOGS-of cham
brays soisettes etc. Ready to embroider. Values
S285-Sale price $50 each.
HUCK GUEST TOWELS-Stamped to embroider-
Sale Price f9c each.
STAMPED PILLOW CAsEs-Ffne quality 45-inch
cotton tubing. Regular vane $1.3e-sale Price CSC yd
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-12-26
Of a
" IL ] ! !!

a NIGHT or two ago a poor, crippled girl
a was knocked down in street in Fremont
by wretch driving an automobile with no
lights. He left her lying in the street, uncon-
scious. She died at the city hospital Christmas
night.
A few moments after the fiend with the
lightless car had killed the girl, paper boy,
hurfying home to help prepare his Christmas
tree, was held up by one of our brave traffic
policemen. The lights on the boys bike had
gone out. He was given scorching lecture on
the dangers Of riding without light and, be-
fore he was released, he had promised to spend
his last dime to have the light fixed
All around the boy and the brave traffic DO
liceman roared the traffic of the street Speed
ing cars-big ones, of course-shot by, some
with no lights at all, others with one light.
Pickering internationally.
The next morning at Cos three trucks of
the Seattle Dairy Co., one after the other. shot
south on Seventh ave. from Westlake to Union.
not one of them burning light. At Seventh
and Pike the dairy trucks barely missed a
laundering truck of the Velvet Ice Cream Co.
speeding west on Pike without sign of a light.
Did the brave traffic policemen stop the
speeding cars or the roaring trucks? o, No.
They stopped the boy on the bike.
Like Chief Severyns, Mr. Fuqua. head of the
traffic department, is a good fellow but
The blood of that crippled girl is on Seattles
head, Mr.. Fuqua, and will stay there until vol
and your brave men are able to stop more than
boy on bicycle.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-12-26
Annual Rush Is On
for New Automo-
bile Licenses

lust look Number thirteen twen-
ty.three. This Is one year I'm going
10 obey the traffic laws and drive
CAREFULLY"
Having escaped from the Jam Of
license seeking motorists in the coun.
~ auditors office "Wednesday morn
ing with her 1894 placard, Miss Ethel
West. chief operator in the city hall
phone exchange. was considerably
shocked when The Stars cameraman
called attention TO the mystic and
il-omened numbers on her license
plate.
Mss West was In line early before
the automobile department Of the
auditors office on the first floor OF
the county.city building Wednesday.
in an effort TO avoid the crush"
This getting an auto license was
worse than Christmas shopping.
Miss West said. after half an hours
wait. And II comes at bad time
of the year. too" she said ruefully.
slipping $40 bill to the cashier and
receiving back few coins in change.
Less than $1,000 motorists have for.
tilted themselves for after New Years
driving. according to w. X. Faris.
chief deputy county auditor. Auditor
Ferguson estimates that between So.
900 and 1000 licenses will be issued
to King county motorists during 1924
All those now driving cars must OBJ.
tain their license plates before Janu-
airy 1. They are liable to arrest under
the state law for using old license
numbers after that date.
The auditors office has large
staff OF clerks on hand to take the
applications. and can issue as many
as 5000 licenses day. But there Is
sure to be 10000 to $4,000 who will
not have their 1924 plates in time to
conform to the law.
The auto license department Is be-
ing kept open from a. m. to 5 p. m.
each day.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-12-26
GRAND JURY is
BACK TO WORK
Taxi Drivers Summoned to
Testify Before Body

It's members refreshed By a holt
day vacation. the King county grand
jury resumed it's Investigations
Wednesday by calling q dozen taxi.
cab drivers before II. Benches out
side the grand Jury room were fully
occupied by witnesses an morning.
Deputy Prosecutor Z. y. Colvin.
directing the grand jurg's probe Of
alleged graft in tho traffic depart;
ment Of police. warned the heads Of
the various taxi companies Wednes
day TO notify oil their drivers to be-
on hand.
Unless the companies cooperate
with US and notify their men 10
come IN. we viii issue aubpoenas
ana serve them thru the sheriff and
may be compelled 70 tie up every
cab In the city colyln warned the
heads Of several companies Wedner.
day.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-12-26
\
Crippled Girl, Run Down
by Coward-Driver, Dead
Several Are Seriously Hurt, Scores
Bruised, Cut, in Wrecks

4 crippled girl. wantonly run
down by speeding auto fiend.
dead in the hospital.
Several persons. including two
women. seriously hurt in automo-
bile accidents.
More than - score Of other
persons. more or less injured.
Thousands Of dollars worth Of
property damage done.
More Than $50 automobile acct.
dents, according 10 the police
estimate nj noon today.
That. in short, is tile story OF
Seattle's traffic toll over the holi.
day.
Two persons. "A girl ana a youth
were seriously injured. and one mo
iorist WINS jailed In traffic acciden
Tuesday afternoon.
Almost az the same time Mis-
Ilene Branshnw. 23year-old cripple,
girl. died in the city hospital from in
iurles received ia Sunday nigh
accident In which m unknown drivel
figured She wus run over a
Fremont. and left lying In the stree
Police have been un
successful IN their efforts to locat,
The driver.
II. cambridge. 2sii +. Both st.
was arrested after his nutomobil,
had run down Miss Lille Chapman
1896 32nd rive. S. w. and w. ]
cInglc. a Bremerton sailor. on th'
,oruer OF 35th ave S. WI and w
Alaska 81
BsiHbfiase reported 70 the police
hat the couple stepped from tbs
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-12-26
MAN IS ATTACKED BY
SAVAGE ALLIGATOR IN
zoo; RESCUED IN TIME

NEW YORK. Dec. 2s.-At
IN tackled by n man.eating al.
ligator at the Prospec. Park ZOO.
Brooklyn, today. Head Keeper
John o'Brien WINS rescued after
his left leg had been nearly
ehewed Off by the reptile.
News reel photographers gath.
tired to film presentation Of the
gator TO the zoo kept grinding
away with their cameras and SC.
cured motion pictures Of the bat
tie.
William ostrander. assistant
keeper. leaped on tho reptiles
heals, and, eserting tremendous
strength. forced open its Jaws
with his hands, rescuing o'Brien
Ostrander then hurled the alligator
into n pool with a score OF its fel
lows
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-12-26
ARREST
TWO IN
RAIDS /!
Sheriff Opens an
Attack on Rum
Selling Chicken
Dinner Inns

Frenzied efforts TO destroy
evidence at The Blue Moon
roadhouse. while deputy sheriffs
were clamoring Mt the door
Christmas eve, almost resulted
In the destruction of the place
by fire, Sheriff Matt Starwich
said Wednesday.
As the deputies hammered at the
front entrance. someone smashed n
battle over the stove. and the al
cohol caught fire and threatened to
spread to the building No one was
arrested as no more liquor was
found on the premises. starwich
said.
Threats TO arrest every person
found in King county roadhouse
with liquor in their possession or
under the Influence Of liquor were
made Wednesday by Sheriff Star
wich who declared he Is going TO
take drastic steps to clean up the
places.
'Thcy are springing up like
mushrooms. said the sheriff.
''and I do not think II possible
for them TO operate without
violating the law and make
profit. ] will post a man in
every institution II necessary"
Two arrests were made in series
OF eight raids conducted Christmas
eve under the direction OF Sheriff
Starwich. At the Green Mill, Oscar
johnson. a patron. was arrested
with a quart liquor bottle half full
OF whisky. The bottle wac on the
table in the booth and Johnson
admitted ownership OF It. He was
charged with possession Of liquor
in n complaint filed wednesday.
c. E. Mckenzie. a patron at tho
Grove. was arrested by the Same
crew OF deputies. when a quart
bottle was found in his possession.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. hartman were
arrested at the Motor Inn on the
Pacific highway. and turned over to
federal narcotic agents for investiga-
ton. A hypodermic outfit was found
in their possession. according to Star
witch.
No liquor was found at The Blue
Bird. formerly the Marginal Way
Inn. the High Line Cafe or the Plan
tation. which also were visited by
the deputies.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-12-26
FOUR KILLED
IN KENTUCKY

HAZARD. Ky. Dec. 26.-Four men
were killed and two wounded in
three Christmas shooting affrays in
this vicinity
William Smith, deputy sheriff. was
killed and Dennis Phillips seriously
wounded when Phillips resisted ar.
rest on a disordcrly conduct charge.
Three other deputies, John Smith.
James wilkins and J. T. Davidson.
going 10 the scene OF Deputy Smiths
death. mlstook the explosion OF a
fireoracker for n shot and opened
fire on Jerry Dunn's store Mt Karles.
A bullet from Smiths gun fatally
wounded Dunn md killed ]. ID.
Matthews and Harry Hayes.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-12-26

sidewalk just ahead OF his car and
that he did not see them until
he was only six feet away. He
was released by the police on his
personal recognizance.
Miss Chapman was taken to the
West side General hospital. She
has a fractured hip and collarbone
and internal Injuries Cingle also Is
Turn TO Page I. Column 81
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-12-26
JAPS REOPEN
LAND BATTLE
Protest Western State Laws;
LEGION to Fight Move

Japan's fight against the anti.
alien land laws If Washington.
California and other Western
states was believed 10 have been
formally rcopencd in Washing.
ton. ID. G., Wednesday when
Ambassador Hanihara. the Japa.
nese envoy. made representations
10 the United States amounting
to n protest against land laws
recently upheld by The supreme
court.
simultaneously with the move o
he Japanese ambassador. the lead
srs OF the anti.Japanese movement
in Seattle and elsewhere on the Pa
'ific coast announced that they arr
ready TO open their fight for tn,
OF the laws as they nov
stand. and prepared to check an!
move on the part OF the impera
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-12-26

LEGION READY FOR
RENEWED ACTION

Attorney Tom swnle. chairman OF
the Oriental committee OF the mn.
tlonal organization OF the American
Legion. declared Wednesday that
the move had been expected for some
time and that his organization was
ready to get into action in the mat.
ter.
According TO dispatches from the
capitol. the protest from Japan Is the
natural consequence OF the long his.
tory OF the Western anti-allen land
legislation. Since Secretary Hughes
came into office as secretary OF state
Japan has been given to understand
that nothing could be done in the
way Of negotiation until the supreme
court had passed on the legality of
the laws in question.
Now that the supreme court has
upheld these laws. II is believed that
Japan win now try to establish
treaty which win in effect nullify the
antiallen land laws OF the Western
stnteg.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-12-26
DETAILED REPORT
is COMPLETED

Swale declares that the Legion
committee has Just completed de-
tailed report OF the conditions on the
west coast In regard to the Japanese
question. In which the move made by
Japan "Wednesday is predicted. and
argument is advanced In an effort TO
counteract any effect II might have.
During the last few months Of
former President Wilson's term OF OF.
flee the Japanese alomst put thru the
Turn to Page 4. Column 81
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-12-26
GEN. WOODS SON
MAKES MILLION
Officer in Philippines Specu-
lates in Wall Street

NEW YORK. Dec. as.-In little
more than one year. Lieutenant o..
borne Cutter Wood. son Of Leonard
Wood. governorKcncral OF the phil.
ippIne islands. haa made approx.
mately 100000 In wall street. doing
his trading from Manila By cable,
This was revealed today In a
copyrighted Manila dispatch to the
New York Times which was con.
firmcd by the United Press from
other sources
Lieutenant Wood. who Is 90 years
Of age and who is aide to his father,
made his first big winnings in the
fall Of 1922 when he bought stan.
dartl OIL OF New Jersey. The stock
gained so points, giving Wood the
capital with which to engage in
other ventures. which Melted hts
hcasft, q urofita
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-12-26

4Nt4tf u Nv - stkHfVhAa taVs*pf
No. |
hereby resolve that win
never again tell a traffic cop
what a big sap he is.
fhc baby elephant is sad.
MS Hfc Is dull and gray;
He canHof suck his thumb because
MS nose Is ~ the iray.
EDITORIAL in The star says fish
80 reason. Wonder what one OF
Apss pianked shad thinks when IL
~ into one OF those jazz cabarets.
Hnr tcus q young lady from
Gotham
vac lisped. Winter ieinds.
Lothian.
w legs ycniip ain.t
Lilcc Coles Philips can paint
Ind hate for the tcird to cxpo-
thanti"
Corn is the most valuable crop.
says the department OF agriculture.
Doubtless tho Seattle noonshincrs
agree.
Seattle Ford driver drank two
drinks OF moonshine yesterday. and
'hcvght he was driving an eight
cylinder car.
Eight-cens milk IN Tacoma. The
COWS openly declare they cannot do
1 and break osen.-Screenland.