The Washington times., 1923-09-20
If SO, John Bulls the Goat.

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LII SIGNS point to Berlin eagerness to accept any
reasonable proposition Whoever has followed recent
developments anticipate the main features Of
London for the sake Of prosperity at home and abroad
part Of the Reich burden BY canceg AZ equYa
lent amount Of French notes.
stresemans government will engage to pledge the mobi
cation Of private property behind reparatons guarantees
In other words mortgage will be pasted the physical
assets Of the Fatherland.
Coal deliveries the reconstruction devastated dis
ricts will be resumed provided French labor doesn't play
Custom receipts various and the partial or entire
control Of railroads will pass to the entente which iii turn
will underwrite emergency loan and assist in reforming
the currency
Passive resistance will be abandoned but complete with
drawal from the Rhine territory won't before per-
centage Of pledges are fulfilled.
Depend upon it. all hands around except England gstP
more than expected and less than demanded.
The goat horns for fall to John Bull.
England Won't Bulge the Bar Rail.
LBION, however doesn't yield an inch Of the three
"A mile limit to the Eighteenth Amendment
Our maritime bar rail stays it is.
distinguished lady seller lately interviewed the
question feared that her exceedingly lucrative business
lines.
Twenty-four-mile round trips are risky for bootleg
launches. Even rowboats venture existing legal limits
With Attorney General Daughertys ruling against hs
OF vessels and this decision Of Curzon the enforce
ment act gets two terrific walops
Secretary DENLY has troubles enough without the added
bother OF playing coast detroyers
rocks off Santa Barbara and another crumped by the
Arkansas Newport.
What's the matter with navgatorss
Between the disarmament treaty and reckless seaansiu
We'll soon have Swiss navy
FLGiLS of Providence
CONTRIBUTIONS to Japanese relief pas 100000 and
I let up in sight.
1.-THE Greenback Embassy is destined to establish
bonds understanding and friendship that diplomacy could
promote
Cholera breaks Tokyo but thus far held in check
Bubonic also appears the United States Only sheer
luck has hitherto kept it out of local ports. Alien Snug
Cling both and borders constantly threatens Amer
lea with the viIest plaques.
President Coolidge further economies for the
budget Let's hope that his thrifty program doesn't pro-
pose curtailment of penurousy funded public health Or
immigration services
CALIFORNIA; record-settng forest fire dies down. No
valuation has been timber destruction which
found exceed the $10000000 hole burned In Berkey
pocket
venerable redwoods located in the of
disaster-trees that have looked down upon thousand
confagratons few though comparable to yonder havoc
State university buildings miraculousy unscathe
Nothing is so bad but it could be worse.
ALphOnsO and the Cheese PGrerS.
bTHE new Spanish regime offers members Of the old
cabinet choice of exile trial for mafeasance ~
- office.
Drastic naugurated against strikes and mob
outbreaks minister instructed to WELD
his knife regardless OF prerogatves and Pros
tests 800
Friend Aphonso will probably revise his Riviera and
Deauville schedules
Revolutionss aren't indugent to dancing monarchE,
Queens nowadays grateful for the chance to stand
upon the ground their subjects
Once upon time it ese majestic to mpute that they
had legs walked like ordinary folk notion which
passed after began to lay hands on their heads
lnO Herbert KaufmaAJ