San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-21
Pungent Paragraphs


When two live cheaper than one they
feel that way.-Birmingham Sun,
Yale has mentsity test for stu
dents. Wonder if HSapn could pass it?
-Greenville PiedmoH.
A headline says: "Shs Gfll Paints
at 81" Of course, and passes for half
that.-Sioux. City Journal.
France is frankly weary OF repara-
ton conferences that do nothing but re-
pare'-Norfolk Virginian Pilot.
The pessimist is the man who re-
fuses TO forget that income taxes are
now due-Asheyille Times.
When the average man picks up the
newspapers he has scattered, he thinks
he's great help about the house
Rochester Times Union.
For the sake of record, II should be
noted that Paris got its name for gay
ETY. before the Allied premiers began
meeting there-Richmond Times Dis
patch.
Coue's eyes are "often half closed in
laughter" 1t is the chief Characters
tic of his Pollyanimation-St. Paul Dis
patch.
A jury in Iowa has found a woman
guilty of first degree murder, and all
she did was kill her husband-her own
Observation-Disclosures Record.
New York would.be suicide turned on
the gas, was brought back TO life by a
pulmotor, and will now have to pay for
the gas. IT'S a hard world-Pittsburg
Dispatch. ss
Christmas is not over until the jani-
tor quits being polite.-Richmond Item.
When he brings her home after step
ping on the gas, he gases on the step.
Piedmont.
Morehouse Parish might do well to
change its name to Morecourthouse
Parish-Boston Herald.
Germany Wants Peace"-headline
II we knew where it was we certainely
would tell her.-Flint Journal.
Time. heals most ills. Six months
from now you'll have no trouble with
the furnace. just Coue that over anu
Herald. .a
1t is beginning to look as IL the So
called war TO end war was really a
war to make war endless.-Richmond
Times Dispatch.
Miss Mary Landon Baker Of Chi
cago, evidently thought her fiance
would marry in spite of all impede
ments. His name is McCormick.-Phil-
adelphia North American.
"Money has Wings on the outward
Journey but it travels on all fours when
e ehaviIla Times.
The radio it is hoped will cure rest
essness among young people on farms.
the cities as dull as the radio
they won't want to come
st. Paul Dispatch.
The National Restaurant Association
has decided TO use warmer colors for
decoration. While they are about it,
amt they decide on warmer coffee for
interior decoration? - Little Rock
Arkansas Gazette.
Germany used to rattle the sabre and
low the sabre rattles Germany-Green-
Hille Piedmont.
Good neighborhood :: Any place
where the rents are too high.-Duluth
Herald.
Lima Beans says the natural In
,lination is TO exaggerate everything
Except blessings.-Toledo Blade. re-
The Nobel peace prize awaits the IN
yentor of a face powder, that wss,ts
'ome off on a mans coat sleeve.-Little 4
Rock Arkansas Democrat. ~
"Fuel Scarcity May Close Churches
avs a. headline. One more coal strike I
md hell will lose its terrors.-Phila- /
lelnhia North American. -....-
Portuguese prince is selling insur- /
nee. It's a cinch no company would 4
ct a prince buy any these days
Springfield News.
New York, says Coue, has a Acold 4
,reath" 1t has. and every day in .
very way it is likely to get colder and 4
Transcript.
Still, It's probably true that Padere-
vski isn't the first pianist to- receive :
threatening letters.-Detroit News.
For dropping a slug in subway
DIN box New York waiter was fined .
80. Perhaps the poor fellow was
merely passing along one of his tips.
Saginaw News Courier.
When the meek finally do inherit the
arth, as we are assured on the high
st authority that they will if they're
ust patient. probably some one will I,
old them up on the way home from the
and get the deed away from
hem.-Columbu Ohio State Jour
al.