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Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-06
Serious Bladder Trouble.

Gould not stand nor sit and was
forced to cry out from intense pain,
writes Henry Williams, Tarkio,
Montana. "The doctors said / had
inflammation of the bladder and an
operation was necessary. Tried
Foley Kidney Pills and improved at
once" Get the genuine Foley Kid
ney Pills
Sold Everywhere.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-06
Helned His Back.

Backache, rheumatic pains, dizzi-
ness and blurred vision are symp-
toms of kidney trouble. my hus-
band had bad back" writes Mrs.
M. CcCullough, Easton, Pa. "When
he sat down he could hardly get up.
He tried Foley Kidney Pills and
they cured him." Take Foley Kidney
Pills.
Sold Everywhere.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-06

More than 300 students majored
in the four-year Course in
journalism of the University of Wis
consin this year, working for the
professional degree.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-06
Progressive Argentina

In the Argentine farms isolated
from any town are better kept than
many British country houses.-London
Mail
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-06
Relieved Continuation.

Suffered a great deal from con-
stipation." writes Herbert B. Dow,
Portsmouth, N. H., "and never
found anything to take the place of
Foley Cathartic Tablets" Bilious
ness, constipation and other digestive
disorders quickly relieved with
Foley Cathartic Tablets Do not
grip or nauseate.
Sold Everywhere.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-06

Degouttte still leads the French
in the Rphr. German business is
suffering from De-gouette.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-06

We know you have more sence.
Last year skirts went up and
hose came down; this year hose
went up and skirts came down
Next year-well, you can search
me.
A preacher in a nearby town
recently preached on 'The Dimen-
sions of He'll" That is what
might be termed sizing up the
situation.
An Indiana paper contains the
announcement of the wedding of
VIM Hoch and Nancy Kachew,
heading it Hoch-Kachew. Wen
say it's not to be sneezed at.
willie" said the teacher, "is
pants singular or plural?" Willie
thought a moment and then he said,
"When men wear 'em its plural;
if they don't it's singular"
Just put an attachment on my
car that cost me $75," boosted
Biggs. "That's nothing" re-
torted Griggs, "a lawyer called at
my place yesterday and put 5000
one on my boat"
Chickens may come home to
roost-but we know a couple tna.
belonged to our next-door neigh
Dor that never will again. In
fact, we have inside information.
Just a little repayment for al
three dollars worth of garden
they appropriated last spring.
A farmer, who inbibed quite
frequently once in awhile, had
finished stacking his hay and a
neighbor asked him how his
stacks were standing. ooh, not
so bad" was the answer, "they
are a little wobbly but | guess
they'll turn water" "Well" said
the neighbor, 1--WE seen you that
way several times yourself" yeah,
and | didn't take water either" was
the prompt reply.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-06

Some fellows are world heaters
knocking all the time.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-06
Plum
AND --
PHILOSOPHY
By Uncle bud.

Uncle bud Says: "A man may
90 out on a tear, have a ripping
time, get basted a few times, tuck a
good many under his belt and then
take a nap-but he usually wakes up
feeling all raveled out. The guy
who believes in the come easy
formula quit but the goings keep
on"
Some fellows are world beaters-
knocking all the time.
People who live in glass houses
should carry lots of hail insur-
ance.
The butcher has no trouble in
making both ends meat. He makes
sausage you know.
What does the druggist do
when his wife gets obstreperous?
Why, he takes an elixir, Of course.
You don't need license
when you go out hunting trouble.
What you need is BURIAL permit.
The fortunate man calls it fore
sight and his envious neighbor
dubs it luck All in the point of
view, you know.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-06

Advertise in the News.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-06

People who live in glass houses
should carry lots of hail insur-
ance.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-06

Say it with a News ad.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-06

An adj run in this paper
Beats twenty on a fence
Why pull such foolish caper?
We know you have more sence.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-06

The butcher has no trouble in
making both ends meat. He makes
sausage you know.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-06

What does the druggist do
when his wife gets obstreperous?
Why, he takes an elixir, Of course.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-06

Last year skirts went up and
hose came down; this year hose
went up and skirts came down
Next year-well, you can search
me.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-06

You don't need license
when you go out hunting trouble
What you need is a burial permit.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1923-09-20
HARDING MEMORIAL STAMPS

The Harding Memorial stamps in
the two cent denomination which will
be issued for sixty days, have been
received by most postoffices in this
vicinity although the Sank Centre
postofficer have none on SALE
These black stamps have been af-
fixed to several letters coming into
the local office and present a strik-
ing contrast to the usual stamp. An
engraving Of the deceased president
appears in the center of the stamp,
surrounded by an oval band, in which
appear the words Omitted States
Postage" over the picture, and the
meme Harding" under the picture
In the upper left hand corner is the
date of the late presidents birth,
1865, and in the upper right hand
corner, the date of his death, 1928.
Immediately below the picture is the
words Scents" and in each of the
lower corners the figure g.
Local postal employees were un-
able to state just when, these memoir
ial stamps would be on sale at the
Sank Centre postoffice, but as it is a
second class postoffice it is presumed
the supply can come from one of the
branches and will not have to come
clear from Washington.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1923-09-20
J. w. LOVE PASSES AWAY

Word of the death of J. W. Love
in ST. Luke's hospital in Spokane has
just been received in Sank Centre.
Mr.. Love was in Spokane when he
was stricken SUDDENLY ill and rushed
to the hospital. He was operated on
for appendicitis and died as the re-
suit of the operation.
Until few months ago Mr.. Love
and his wife operated the Sweet Shop
in the U. S. A. theatre building, Van
couver, Wash. After selling the
Store in that city Mr.. and Mrs. Love
engaged in business in Camas, Wash.
Mr.. Love was a prominent member
of Vancouver lodge No. $40, Loyal
Order of Moose
The gentleman was well known in
and about Sank Centre. as he had
formerly operated farm near West
port and left this community about
sixteen years ago.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1923-09-20
italian INVADERS
BEGIN EVACUATION.
Greeks Charge invaders Freed
and Deported Albanian
Prisoners at Corfu.

Athens-The Italians are evacuat-s
ing Corfu. The governor has reduc-
ed the force of the garrisons in sew
eral requisitioned buildings which the
military authorities have evacuated.
The Athenian populations attitude
in the course of saluting the Italian
flag generally is predicted as calm. =
The newspapers allege that the
Italians liberated all Albanian prison.
ers at Corfu and sent them on ships
to the Epirus coast in order to en-
barrass Greece, who will take meas
ures to prevent this.
Dispatches from Saloniki state that
the Serbian minister at Sofia has
handed a note to the Bulgarian gov
eminent declaring that any, incur
sion by Bulgarian comitadjis on Ser
bian soil will be considered an act Of
war, which will be followed by an in
vasion Of Bulgaria by Serbian troops.
The army now is modified largely
along the frontier, holding dominant
positions.
Following the receipt of the Ser
bian note, the Bulgarian cabinet con-
Quoted a session which lasted for the
entire night, at which they decided
to give Serbia all possible guarantees
to dissolve the band of comitadjis
and to appeal to the powers to in
quire into the action Of the comitadjis
and to determine whether these
bodies constitute a menace to Serbia.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1923-09-20

where they will visit relatives of Mr..
Pederson's and expect to return home
Tuesday.
You still have time to buy family
medicine, toilet articles, stationery,
and soap at big saving at the nine
days sale now going on at Dows-
wells Drug Store, The sale ends
Saturday evening, September 22nd.
ADV.
1 will find way or make one is a
good motto. The way is easy to find
if you attend Mankato Commercial
College, Mankato, Mimi. Send for
catalog.-16-adv.
Webb Hedin of Minneapolis was
an over Sunday guest at the home of
his mother, Mrs. Ida Hedin. 81 gs.y
Gordon Ingram of Minneapolis. ar
rived Wednesday for short visit
with his brothers, A. L. and S. L. In
gram.
Mrs. Harry Schmidt who has been
i'll with tonsilitis for the past three
weeks is convalesing.
Mrs. A. Goodger of Little Falls
spent Wednesday as a guest at the
o. w. Dowswell home.
Miss Maude Robinson and little
Bobbie Millner spent Wednesday as
the guests of Mrs. G.. w. Carlson
at Melrose.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. C.. Lembke re-
turned Wednesday of last week from
several days visit at the home of
their son, Arthur, of Minneapolis.
Mrs. Lewis Boyer who drove down
| with them remained to have her eyes
treated.
For good hotel when in Mime
apolis, go to the Beaufort. Popular
prices. Modern, on the European
plan. Service unexcelled. 1917 Adv
DR.. and Mrs. A. Dowswell and the
gentleman's sister, Mrs. George Cord
hammer of Kirkhoven are expected
this Thursday afternoon for several
days visit with the O. W. Dowswell
family. IT,.
DANCING
at Lakeside Pavilion, Glenwood on
Friday, Sept. 21st.
DON'T FORGET
Dancing the last two nights of the
fair, Tuesday, Sept. 25th and
Wednesday the 26th-Adv. -
Mrs. Sheehan and daughters, Kath-
crime and josephine, and Mrs. John
Gallager and daugher, Mary, of ST..
Cloud were week end guests at the
B. F. Dubois home, Fairy Lake.
DR.. Klimeck, Eye Specialist who
visits Sank Centre the last day OF
each month, has changed the date
of next visit to Saturday, Sept. 20 as
the last day of the month falls on
Sunday. Beginning with October Dr.
Klimeck will visit Sank Centre on
the last day of each month as usual
ADV 1861. =..a.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1923-09-20
NINE BREAK CRoOKsT0N JAIL
Fugitives, All Canadians Believed
Headed for Border After Night
FIiuht

Crookston, Minn.-Nine Canadians
held in the Polk county Jail here fol
deportation, escaped.
There were IL men but only nine
tcck advantage of the delivery which
followed their exercise period.
The men were taking their exercise
in the corridors. One of the gang
hid in pile of blankets and after at
tendants left opened the cell door
The men made their way to liberty
down fire escape.
Two weeks ago Jail officials frustrat
ed the prisoners plot to escape by
overcoming the jailer. The party is
thought to have headed for Canada
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1923-09-20
Coal Costs $3.50 to $3.50.

Washington-The cost of a ton Of
bituminous coal to a mine operator
ranges between s1.20 and $3.50, the
coal commission reported to Presiden
Coolidge, submitting the latest install
ment of its report on the industry il
compliance with instructions from
Congress. The cost study was based
upon statistics from $50 mines locat
ed in four states and covered opera
,tions in 1913. which was selected be
cause conditions throughout tha
year were considered approximat tel,
uniform.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1923-09-20

increase in membership and in finance
during the present pastorate. There
are no debts on any of the property
and no outstanding. accounts, all bills
have been paalegulafdy andsinsgood
form. The financial side of the work
is carried en- with aid aof voluntary
offerings from its members and
friends and each one gives what he
feels is his rightful share. The entire
community is benefited by the minis
Try of the church and for this reason
many nen-members are always hap
Ply to cooperate in financial way
this is and has always been APP
preciated by the various boardsof the
organization.
The local Methodist church was
organized in November 1866 and
Rev. B. A. Kemp was the first pastor,
some of the first members were F.
H. Tubbs,' Betsy H. Tubbs, Sarah
Longfellow, Naomi Du Puy, Lovica
&C.. Moore, Dean Stabler, Thomas
! Holmes, William A. Holmes and 9th
ers. The church has steadily gone
forward, leaving it's ministry and its
blessing in the lives of multitudes
from that long ago day to the pres
ent. To be sure there have been the
cups and downs" with the church has
with other lines of business and hui
man concerns through a long period
of years.
So this church, by its long standing
and its fine type of real Christian
service and helpfulness to the entire
community, has made an enduring
place for itself in the good esteem
of all. 1t is now in shape to Offer
it's best for those who wish it's good
word. By reason of the advances
along all lines and in all departments
the past year-this church now leads
in its denomination in Stearns Co..
and holds the second place in the
county among all protestant denomi
nations. The good slogan for the
new year for the church is: "Bettel
than the Best. Let US make next
year in every way better than the
best year. Greetings and blessings
from the church to all our people,
Contributed.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1923-09-20
BERKELEY RAVACED BY FIRE
500 Homes in One of Most Picturesque
Sections in Ashes.

Berkely, Calif.-Fire, sweeping over
the hills east of Berkeley, laid waste
to the Cragmont and Euclid avenue
districts, destroying at least 500 resi-
dences within an area estimated at
60 blocks in extent in one of the
choicest residential sections of the
city. .-..-
No lives are known to have been
lost. n.
Hundreds of frenzied residents fled
from the burning area as the fire
swept down the slope Of the hills,
burned it's way through the closely
settled and exclusive district and
eventually died down to shoulder.
ing ring of flame encompassing the
entire area, which it had devastated
The prosperous residential section was
a smoke waste. - r
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1923-09-20
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THE CHURCHES ::
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M. E. Churck .&
S. S. Wyand. Pastor.

Next Sunday Sept. 3 is the last
Sunday in this conference year. The
pastor is more than anxious to have
a good day-with the help and coop
Grafton of all members and friends
of the church we will have red
letter day-a day to be remembered.
In the morning at 1890 the pastor
will preach On the subject: ga Good
Minister and a Good Church" On
this subject some things will be said
that will be helpful TO all.
The Sunday School with good
classes and teachers for all-now re-
Gently re-organized for the advance
work of fall and winter-will hold
it's session at 1900 o'clock.
The >Epworth League hour is at
$50. Miss Isabel Conkey is the
efficient leader. The subject is
Training for Leadership" and this
service will be attractive and helpful
for all who come. 80, .s,t-y - -
At 7:30 the hour for the public
service-the pastor will preach again
the subject being: "Give Thyself"
All who are interested in worthwhile
work of every kind will find good
opportunity here to engage their
thoughtful and sympathetic coop
Grafton.
The pulpit will be occupied Sun
day Sept. 80 while the pastor is away
attending the conference. We are to
have the good help of visiting work
ers on that day. This will be a full
day for all Sunday School and
church workers. Next week will
give full statement of order of SER
vice and speakers for the day.
This church needs only to say that
our business is to specialize in help
fulness to assure you that cordial
greeting and good hand-shake
await you here if this becomes your
church home. We. most cordially in
vite visitors. and strangers to our
fellowship.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1923-09-20
NOT A FISH BUT
A FISHY STORY

y William Clough of Grey
q Eagle, has a crop of spuds this
p year he can justly be proud of.
p Upon starting digging Opera
q tons last week Mr.. Clough had
q to resort to strenuous means in :
q extracting the Murphys from the
q ground. He finally heard that
q Fred Mossman had purchased
q a new threshing machine, so he
p was fortunate in procuring
q Fred's help. Although the trac-
p tor sounded like cross between
q a peanut rooster and a merry
q go-round it did the work, and
q Mr.. Clough is well pleased with
q the job, and if there are any
q other rig owners who think
q Fred had snap threshing these
q spuds we advise them to read
q these figures. But kindly re-
q member, although figures won't
q lie, liars will figure:
q The hills in this patch of po-
q tatoes were IL inches apart,
q rows 3 feet apart; yield Az
q pounds of potatoes to hill. Fig
q uring an acre 16x10 rods
q 161a hills to rod 16 rods,
p equal 264 hills to row. 10
q rods or 165 feet divided by 8
q equals 55 rows, which multiplied
q by 264 hills equal 1880 hills
q X Az pounds equal IS, $40
q pounds and that divided by so
q pounds equal 1889 bushel to
q the acre. -.
. = These figures are taken from
q average hills. It is said that
q some spuds were picked weigh
q ing 1 pound ~ or. a. -.
q Mr.. Mossman has appointed
q himself volunteer press agent
q and there is some talk of having
y ing a Farm Bureau office where
p in he can compute the farmers
p crops and show him wherein
p is profits lay. s'.1A
q Quite crowd have come for
q miles to see this wonder crop of
q potatoes.
q
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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1923-09-20
BRITAIN, FRANCE SHY FARLEY
Japan Only Nation Willing, in Reply
To UoffociI U. S. t"Feeiers." 90

WashiLgton-Feele have been
put out by the United States to three
foreign governments to learn their
attitudetowardasec onddisarmament
attitude toward a second disarma-
ment conference.
Two OF the three have SHE'D from
the proposal. The third is willing to
attend another conference.
Great Britain, France and Japan
: have been approached on the subject.
The feelers have been put out unoffi-
cially and not as direct diplomatic in.
quiries from this government to the
others. .a
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1923-09-20
Local Methodist Church
Closes Conference Year
Sank Centre Congregation Has Taken
Forward Strides Under the Pas
torate of Rev. S. S. Wyand

The local Methodist church is Just
no concluding year of work very
gratifying in all departments. Every
department, of work has been almost
completely, fe-organized and put in
good working form. The church can
now serve the community and it's
needs from any angle and in every
way. This is what a church exists
to do.
There has been a very substantial
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1923-09-20
SPAIN TO ExPEL 81 HEADS
King Signs Decree DissoIving Parlia
ment-NeW Style Of Government
Set Up

Port Vendres, Franco-Spanish from
tier-The military directorate form
ed as the result of last weeks revo
luton has decided to expel Of
SPANS leading politicians, including
Former Premier Sanchez Guerra and
several prominent liberals and Gaia
linist syndicalists, it is learned from
advices coming over the border.
The explosions will take place this
week.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1923-09-20
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f.: CITY NEWS ITEMS ::
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Earl Davis of Minneapolis spent
the week end with his wife and son
in this city.
Anthony Strauss left Wednesday
evening for two days visit in the
- Twin Cities. ~
The Misses Loretta Schwartz and
Genevive Vogel spent Tuesday visit
ing in ST. Cloud.
Frank O'Gara of GAINESVILLE spent
Wednesday as the guest of his broth
er, George and family. =
Albert Hansen who is attending
the St. Cloud Business College spent
Sunday with his mother.
Postmaster j. A. Schoenhoff en-
joyed short vacation Wednesday
and Thursday of this week.
The Misses Lena Soldahl and Eula
Lee spent the weekend with the
formers parents at Menhaga.
Miss Christine Miller of Osakis
spent Sunday as the guest of her
uncle, Chas. Miller and wife of this
city,.
Mrs. George Farnham and chill
dren of Neville, Ia, were guests at
the John Bartell home Monday Of this
week.
You still have time to buy family
medicine, toilet articles, stationery,
and soap at big saving at the nine
days. sale now going on at Dows-
wells Drug Store. The sale ends
Saturday evening, September 22nd.
ADV. x
H. K. Robinson of Long Prairie
spent Wednesday in this city in the
interest of the Chevrolet agency of
that city. ...
Mrs. Michael Unger of Hibbing ar
rived Monday night to spend week
with his parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Frank Unger.
Mrs. J. B. Orth returned Monday
to her home in Black Duck after
spending three weeks as the guest of
her mother, Mrs. A. Miller.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Bartell and
two daughters, accompanied by Miss
Gilkey, spent the week end visiting
friends and relatives at Hewitt.
Mildred Geuting who is teaching
music in the Blooming public schools
also has class in music at McPhail's.
Corene Schroeder is a member of the
class.
Mrs. Joseph N. Jackson under
went an operation for appendicitis at
her home Sunday afternoon. Latest
reports are that she is getting along
nicely.
Miss Henrietta Crickmer left Sat-
urday for Minneapolis where she will
enroll for nine months business
course in the Collegiate Business In
.stitute.
DIR. R. E. Cooper and S. P. Han
sen, Jr., enjoyed two days hunting
trip Sunday and Monday. According
to S. P. they got their limit in
ducks?
Miss Victoria Schwartz left for
Milwaukee, Wis, Sunday evening af-
ter enjoying three weeks vacation
at the home of her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Mike Schwartz.
Mrs. Ward accompanied her sum-
mer guests, Mrs. Hansser and Mrs.
Rudolph of Atchison, Kansas as far
as st. Paul on their homeward bound
trip this Thursday morning.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Dickson, Mr..
and Mrs. Harold Dickson and baby
spent Saturday until Sunday with
the latter's folks, Mr.. and Mrs. Edd
Oldham and family near Round
Prairie.
Mrs. H. w. Cutten and little
daughter, Wilma, returned to their
home in Red Lake Falls, Friday of
last week, after spending two weeks
visit with tn lady's parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. C. M Crandall.
Latest reports from the bedside ST
Mrs. George Rice, who has been ill
for the past two months, indicate at
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1923-09-20

ward with much pleasure to her VISIT.
She is a young lady of remarkable :
personality and wonderful experience
and will bring us real message.
Morning service at 10:45. Eve
ming at 1880.
. The Women's Missionary Society
will have their meeting on WedneS-
day instead of Tuesday
n
Zion Lutheran Church
J. A. Stein, Pastor
Services Sunday Sept. % at 1000
a. m. in the English language. Sum
day School 1870.
Confirmation instructions begin
Saturday at 200 p. m. Give your
children the advantage of these bibli-
cal instructions.
IL. Episcopal Church
Reginald A. Crickmer. Rector
First Sunday in the month. Holy
Communion at 1880 a. m.
Second Sunday in the month, eve
ming, o'clock.
st. Paul's Catholic Church
Rev. Anthony ART, Pastor
Sunday-Low Mass at 500 a. M;
High Mass at 1000 a. M, Vespers at
1880 p. m.
Our Lady of the Angels Church
Rev. John A. Fearon, Pastor,
Sunday-Early Mass at $500 a. M;
High Mass, sermon and Benediction
at 1000 A. M.