davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Washington Journal., 1923-05-18
TOrni's IlpenfrGmter
INNER friidl sa baben bel
.. Seinciueber, 1903 30. stu ".
Telephon: West 1927.

Vim 0ienstae Wtoreen nuroen
in Der ct. Warien.&ir6e Our6 8far.
rer Gbas. s. Srinfolls Scrr Sobn q.
Autb uno 6r1uIein gmilp Sammer
gum guuOe fiirs 2ebeu pereinigt.
Sroll5eugen moren Serr rno 5rau
VI. 8. 9ammer.
-2ebten 0ienstag begrllb man
oui Dem Yroipect &ia 5rieoboie
6rai a1te Meper. (534 i5te StraBe
2. g.. Die @attin oes Dor nidt Ian.
ger 3eit %oerltorbenen Geo. 8. Meper.
-Das 0ireftorium oes Concord
&lubs oerlammeIt iif am Montag.
Den 81. D. Wts. int aIubbouie. 314
s StraBe HorolpeIt.
SIN Alter BON GA Sabren Der.
ltarb in ibrer @obnnng, 226-t4H
StroBe u. g.. 6rau Grneltine
Sdmiot. Die Ieritorbene mar Mit
aIieo oes. Bethlehem Chapter. .. Of
e. 3. Ole 9eeroieung forlo nod
Dem Sroipect Sill Srieoboie itott.
SEER unO 6rou Senrp Z. Nies
feierten am Is. Mai Oen Gag ibrer
5S.idbrigen Sod5eit bel gutter Sc.
iunobeit i'm 6amiIienfreiie.
Washington Journal., 1923-05-18
MISUNDERSTANDING in Der GOncOrOia
Nirdle iuar gut beinft.

Sn Der hitberiiden GoncorOia SEA.
pelle fam Der @inofter .8bisfers~
am 6reitog letter gSohe Sur &or.
tilbrung. Die aapelle mar bis ouf
Den Icsten 8Ios eefiilt umo OieIe BE.
lliter muBteu iih nit StebpIdeen be-
gniigen. Der @inafter mur0e BON
Den Amnteuren ilott uno better ae.
lpielt uno befrieoigte Ole @ridienenen
in poaem WoBe. gIuBer Dem Che.
dteritiid, oas 8urgtufiiibrung geIong.
te, trngen Die @ite uno Anefooten
oeS 9errn YauI 8. @rope iebr our
l%lntcrboItung Der 3uborer bel.
- Drcnnan the WDitorious" bielt nit
zen 3aubcreien ale @ridienenen
ltrtem GrltolMen
Washington Journal., 1923-05-18
9cntide slrbeit, benti6er Sleik.

9ie Arbeitsloiigfeit in 9euti9lon0
lit ni6t 10 l6limn, mie man oas naf
Dem Derlorenen &riege annebmen
ioate. 8enn Die Sran8oiSn uns in
OeutI9lano Our9 cine miloe &lbr-
politit ni1t geltort bitten, 10 mGre
Die M~tauierung bonn ebemnIigen ltol-
gen &ailerrei6e our &epublif nit all
Den Acknowledgements glatt berlau-
fen. >0ie inneren Sample 5lpii6en
Den ein3elnen Yarteien, oas Sturm-
laufen gegen Die @riltli6e @eltan=
idauung, Der Ybraleni9hal Ser
Wtaulbeloen, Derlief iib i'm Sanoe.
Scr 0eutl6e Gbarafter lit ni9t oa-
na6 angetan, lange miiBiges uno
msloieS @ei6lpGe anauboren. Ser
9euti6e liebt bon Notur aus ben
Srie0en, Die innere Nlbe uno oaS
tatige S6affen. Die Hegiamfeit ino
Die ArbeitSfreuoigfeit> lebte oaber
bnlo na6 Dem Srieoensi6luB auf
Der gan5en 2inie nit So6oruf elm.
Somobl in Ser 2onomirti1aft oils
alt9 IN ser Snoultrie muroe gauge
Mrbeit gema6t. Ser Oeuti6e Arbeiter
mar itol8 oarauf in Der tdgli9 a6t-
ltiinoi9en Mrbeits5eit oosielbe 81 lei
item, mas er friiber in 10 Stunoen
fertig gebra6t batte. 9a5u fam Der
feite 8ile, nod Dem oerlorenen
&riege aaeS oaran al leben, Oeutid-
lqno empor 81 bringen uno leine 3n-
funft 81 lidern. 2eioer i6ien 10 mat
DIE AnItrengung infolge Der i6meren
acknowledgement umionlt 5l
iein, uno bod lieB Die 3Gbigteit nidt
loder. Der Deuti6e molte ieinen
&erpflidtungen nadfommen, oa5u
trieb i'm Ser Gbrgei3 anoern 0atio-
men gegeniiber. Sir eoentueae Stod-
Washington Journal., 1923-05-18

SER gilbert 8uebler teilt uns
nit, oaB er in Ser nabcn 8orltaot
Silper Spring, No, Elm i60nes
SauS nit sroBem @arten gu per-
faufen bat. 0osielbe bat s groBe
3immer, 8ao unO groBen 5enentier-
ten Seller, lit gang MODERN eingeri6-
tet, nit @leftri5itGt, Sei5un9, 8ai-
Ter uno 9lbfluB. Der glab lit IL
t79 SUB al gutter 5traBe, 10 Minnl-
ten BON ser 8. 6. @ren5e 9eleeen
uno bat bieIe Sorten SbltbGume,
8eeren uno StrGlldcr, Autoihup-
pen uno Siibnerbaus. Gin ioeales,
boQltGnoigeS Seim fir MIR $500
menn oireft BON Serrn 8uebler ge-
fallft miro. SilOer Spring bat cine
groBe 3ufunft uno 2anoperte iteigen
b%eIt6noig. GaufluItige fonnen Den
@igentiimer iiber 6ernipreder anru-
fen uno ii1 oen Slab 5eigen laiien.
8aar8ablune $1,000.
Washington Journal., 1923-05-18

Sir Oos u8aibington SOurnaI."
Infer Brief
aus 0eutIAlanb
0aa tcnrc eter6en in 0enidlanO.

9aS temre Sterben in 9enH6lanS.
Su 0eutihlanO lit es oltgen6lid-
lid ihle6t 5l leben, aber nod Ihledl.
ter 3u lterben. SieIe @emein0en un0
Sta0tOGter bnben ii6 ihon Den aopf
0aritber 5erbroden, mie cine Sotenbe.
Itottung fir Ole a~ngebenoen 5omilien
f~inan5iel ertrdglid 81 geltalten lit.
IS lit elm Sammer, Die furhtbare Be
Iorenis 3n ieben, Die 6omilien be.
trifft, ioboIo Der unerbittIide 500
orobeno anpoht. Gin Sarg foltet an.
nGberno 60-S0,00O Marf, ser Sci.
dempagen 10000. allies lle6riae nod,
100000 Marf, ioooB fir elm nor,
males 9egr1bnis t00-t20,O0O Nf.
5u 5ablen iiuO. Sir sic an pielen
Orten eingefiibrten 2eibidree fam
man iid niht eripGrmen, 0os CHINA.
ben Der Sei6e in iadortiges 8opier-
gefuebe mill AUDI nift gefallen. Das
9erIteaen Io%genannter NormollGrge
miro nod am meilten befiiriuortet.
Torldufig iudt man nod einem 8eg,
mie Den furdtbaren 8iloern Der
mon6mal redt traurigen Sotenbe.
ltottutg ab5ubelfen lit. Mandes lit
in oieler 8eiie idon our6 8ereine
gel6eben. Salt i1mtli1e groBeren
TerbGnoe baben cine iogenannte
v@rabesbilfe" ms 2eben gerltfen,
aus 0enen 8eibilfen fir 2eihenbe.
Itattung Der Mitglieoer geleiItet
peroen. 9o6 bIeibt nod marde
Siide, in Die Der Staat ODER Die @e-
meinoe bilfen0 eintreten muB, menn
ni1t Die SOrge I'M Sortidaffuna ser
Sei6e aus Der 8obnung oas 2ei6
INN ben @erlult zines teuren 6amili-
enangeborigen Idredpnerregeno iiber
lteigen Ioa. 9os linO 3%ultGnOe, oiq
'elb(tIbieitsltebenoensinS Ser5 ibnei
Den miilien. Isle man9er brube so
milienboter bat ii6 i1per our6ge-
rungetl, unter iaurer Mrbeit uro gro
BEN @nt%bebrungen Die &inoer err1brt
uno aufge5ogen itlo am @noe leiner
3%ebensbabn tann er uno Die 4inoer
nidt 10 Diel aufpeiien oaB ibm Elm
anItonoiges 8egr6bnis eeli6ert lit.
., man muB 81 Ser Erarter i'm Sau,
lie zines Gotten Die bedngitigenoe Sor-
&c INN Die unertrdgIiG boben Beer
Oigungsfolten miterlebt boben, 10
frampft iid oas Ser5ebor @eb 8ll-
Iummen. Man muB oen 6riItli6er
Sel0enmut, Die oufopfernoe &inoes-
liebe %bepunoern, sic bic Mngeborieen
Serltorbener in beroii9er @eiie be-
Ieelt, allies Oaran gu iesenl iid allen
81 entiagen, UNI ibren Albgei6ieoenen
Die bier Sonnenbretter gum ItiQen
aGmmerlein in tiibler Groe mit3uge-
ben. Die 2ie6e iAofft @unoer =
aud iiber man6es title einlame oeut4
Idle Grab.
Washington Journal., 1923-05-18
Gtubtneuisfeitrn.
@aifeit i'm @aiIsn6uns.

0as %oiesidbriee groBe 9aoifelt oes
9tnmen ytabOereins bonn 9eutiden
&aiienbaus finOet am @ittmod, oen
30. V9ai decoration oap) i'm @oi.
leubolls itatt. Die Domen lino em.
lig nit Den Sorbereitungen beiddf
tiet. Glen miro bon 3 ubr nad,.
mittogs an i~erpiert meroen. guerIet
ueberroidungen fir Sung uno AIt
liHo geplont. Ger Gintritt pon soc
bercdtigt sum Glen.
Washington Journal., 1923-05-18
8ebGdtnisfeier auf Dem 9rOipeet
Sia SrieObOfe.

Sonntag, Den 81. Mai, nm 3 llbr
nabmittags, finoet Der iGbrIihe @e.
oadtnis. @ottesoienit fiir Die @eritor.
benen ltatt. Serr Raltor 5. 8. ga.
fer bon Der 2utberiiten 4tonement
Stride miro Den engliiden Seil 0es
@ottesoienItes Ieilten uno 0err ga.
ltor ". Shmiot BON Ger 9utberilhen
3Ions. @emeinoe miro Dem oeutIhen
&eil oorlteben. '@emeinidaftlide
Sieoer merben geiuu9cn meroen un0
6rdulein 9afer, Softer oeS Serrn
Btarrers 8afer, miro einiae Gornet.
solos gum 8elten geben. Oas frei.
lpiIlige Opfer miro fir Ole 0in0er.
lpeilung in 0euti6Iano oermonot
meroen. SIS lit iebr 3i beariiBen,
Dab man oieie @eoGdtnisfeier, ole
lpobrenO Der ariegsiabre ausgefollen
mar, pieoer einfiibrt. IS mar lib
lid. oieie 6eicr om Sotenionntog
tim Nobember) nb5ubalteu. ober alf
aagemeinen @uni6 bat man lid emit.
ldlolien Den neutrality-suspicious.
am Sonntag Dor Decoration Gan ab.
5llboltcn, oo oos @etter I'M Mai be.
oelteno giinltiger lit ais i'm 0opem-
Der. Damn aber aud lit Der Grini-
totis-S onntag Ger Iebte Sonntag oeS
feltli6en SGIfte oes airheniabres.
0as GubIifum lit ber5lidit gu ser
6eier eingelo0en.
Washington Journal., 1923-05-18


nidts finoen fonnt, i'm nGtiten Oru
GOODS Store finoet ibr iidDer cine
aIeinigfeit, Die fir cuh 81 criteben
faum elm Spfer beoeutct, Die aber
oriiben cine arme Wtutter gliidlid)
mn6t.
ollie &leioerlenouneen limo 81
oOreliieren: Central Committee, Suc.,
247 @alt Ait ct, Slelp 9orf, u. ..
Der 9eauemIidfeit bolber fam
man oieIeIben ober old in unIerm
Concord 8Iubbous abliciern, unO
Srau Ronig. 400 Senaro Sqnre g.
g., benaGrihtieen. Dab mon &leioer
i'm 4lubbaus ~obgegebeu babe.
Washington Journal., 1923-05-18
2i. s%tiftnnasfcit.

Hdditen Sonntag ieiern ole "a.
men oeS SiIisDereins pom Support.
Seim ibr 81. Stifhnesfclt. Gin
nettes Grogramm lit in Gorbereituna
mo lol Ole 6eier punt 3 ubr be.
9innen. Gen 8eiudern merOen eini.
&c ldone Stuuoen sepiB leiu.
Washington Journal., 1923-05-18


Sn Stem Yort fam man I'M Sci
tungspolaite &earits in Der &ieien-
oriiderei in Den Observation-Disclosures
Dor ungebeuren Hapierballen iteben,
Die fir cine t1gIi6e Auflage bon 5
Weiaionen @remploren 9eoriti6er
3eitungen notig lino. 0as 8apier
fommt aus - Oeut 6Ion0, lit
MbgelonOter ser alien 9eimat. sSn
neuelter 3eit tommt aber nidt nur
Yapier nnb bier beriiber; 0eutid-
lano ididt iett aud gauge S6iffs-
ldoungen bon 8aditeinen. Sros 0es
foltIpieligeit Ernnsportes (3um Cell
our6 ioponiide S6iffe) lteat li6 ser
Yreis iiir Die 8aulteine nidt b0ber
ais Die einbeimiiden, Die bier in
Amerita bergeiteaten. 8Gbreno ser
lesten bier Monote lino our6 oie
9amburg- Mmerifa-2inie allein 3d.
600 Sonnen Steine na6 bier ber-.
iibergei6idt noroen. Srob alem aber
lteat ole oeuti6e Musfubr nidt Den
0ritten Seil Der 3eit Dor oem &rie9e
Oor, mo- ii9 Die Oeuti6e Gin uno
Nusfubr ungef6br Die 8age 6ieIten.
lleber Den oeutI6en SanOel bat man
iiberbaupt, mie Der 8iaepr1liOent ser
oeutihen &ei6sbonf in Berlin, BON
@laienopp, mitteilt, (iiebe @iered's
american Motitbtp, Wai- Nummer)
cine gon5 foli6e &orIteQung. 0as
oeuti6e &ei6samt fir ltatiltii6e6eIt-
ltellungen trGgt elm gut Seil S6ulo
nit baran. @S bere1nete 0ie oeutI6e
@infubr na6 Yapiermarf, itatt nu6
@oloDert. 3nii6en Ser 3eit ser 8e-
ltelnng uno Der nirflihen 2%ieferung
Der 8nren 0erfloB elm 8eitraum
mGbreno 0eIlen ole Marf Ianf. Dfe
ltatiitii6e 3iffer fir Die Sobe oes
@erteS Der @infubr belief iif bieI
bober aIs in @irflidfeit ser SAT- mar
i'm Serglei6 our Musfllbr, sic in
8olo be5ablt muroe. 9aber oie irr-
tiimli6e Iuffailung audi nit 8e5llg
auf Observation-Disclosures.
. =
Sn ieinem gerooe per0ffentli9ten
5lpeiten 8anoe Ser official SiItorp
Of tbe NOR" teilt Ser @nglGn0er g.
@rnelt 6aple nit, 0aB Die gaiierten
i6on i'm Sabre 1916 fa1t am @noe
ibrer finan8iellen &rGfte ongelangt
marcn. Dos Bud entbGlt @in5elon=
gaben iiber oie Solgen Der britii9er
uno oeutiden 8lodooen uro benefit,
Dab GnglanOs Sanoel oltr6 oen I'm
terleebootfrieg ungebeuer 81 leioen
bette. Oos Bud bel6uloigt iibri9ens
Die anerifaner Ser gr0Bten finan-
5ieaen Selbitiu6t uno So6luht nab
reno 0es &riegeS. - Sinh mir nidt
fir a6Itrafte nSSoeale" in oen &rieg
eingetreten? Na6 oieiem gngIGnoer
81 urteilen gang fiber ni9t.
Washington Journal., 1923-05-18

Sn RedtsiaGen, ODER no man
ionitiuie bic Oierite zines aopofatcn
benotigt, tonnen mir Serrn So 6.
@eiger, $40 Bono Building. an Der
ID. StraBe 9.-N. bcitens empiebIen.
Serro@eper lit oeutid uno ipridJi
audi oeutih.
Washington Journal., 1923-05-18

8u6e elm Itarf ensIiid s~efdrbtes
0iadmerf boben, elm YroOuft Der
&riegsbpiteuie ser lesten a6t Sabre.
2ongiom fonlmt man mieOer 81 Ser
Itano. Oregon 8isconlin uno gtem
Yorf leben @eIesesborlagen Dor, ole
1bnIi6e uuomerifonil6e Sebrbiider
in Den S6ulen nerbieten.
Washington Journal., 1923-05-18

Sefefranse, Strenielfaden, GGie-
fnden, Guflmp, nilu., mud 6entider
Mrt, Samstass, z 11br mOrsems an.
Sulims &Oienfel6,
StanO So, Mrca6e Marfet.
Washington Journal., 1923-05-18

%un&rOa, IeaIIOGf, wirflide SeIif0-
te1en, fnO 81 baben bel:
CRhIers, 1916 Riggs Narft.
Washington Journal., 1923-05-18
0os 9eutihe Hote areu8 bittet Oriu-
gerlO I'M obeeleete alei6er uno
MGideltiide. - Central Commit.
tce. ididt 70 9oaen.

0as Central Committee, Snc., bon
gteu Yorf, Die rationale Oreanila.
tion oes SiIfSiperfes fir DeutibIano
unO OeItrei6, erbieIt geitern Den fol.
geuoen HoOiobrief Der Amerifabilfe,
glbteiIuna oes 9eutihen &Sten @reu.
3eS:
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-19
THE DOCTOR SHOULD
MEASURE THEIR
PARENTS
BY HERBERT KAUFMAN.

DHRYNE Aspasa, Cleopatra and Madame du Barry
and medieval beauties took eF
the tapestry oom embroidery frame and harp Royalty and
branches Of noble family trees have opportunity
to observe show very rckety lot of limbs.
Few of Mr.. ziegfelds prize specimens spring from
grodes dGmses but lusy fieldorers and hard useled
housewives who titled chopped trees and carried
loads of faggots with the best OF them.
Dr. Robert T. Mckenzie, physical instructor and
sculptor measures five hundred athletic college and
and flat chests What he ought to do examine
their parents The fault likely lies in that quarter
Openar games and gymnastc training body builders
Tennis, swimming, running and leaping model classic
figures.
aven hunted the stag wresed and danced srenuousy
their brothers
Depend upon it, the children of the young Caiforna
Danas won't be flachested and knockkneed nor would
they be if their own mothers had lived in sensible
Greater Than Kings.
TTHE Prince Of Wales opens the sixth international
Surgical Conference at London.
Twenty-eight countries send delegates
Mayo of Rochester present and Bantng the Canadian
discoverer Of insuln discusses possibilities Voronof
who restores youth to grandfathers.
Knocker of Berne magician with thyroid glands explains
latest operating method Keen Of Philadelphia willing
to learn something new even at eighty-six.
Seven hundred and fortyeight such
precious civilization than all the kings of centuries
Their combined knowledge is the wealth of the
comment to the event and later squsnder daily pages Of
space upon the next Buckingham wedding.
No Such IuSecticide.
X MEANWHILE King George visits Westminster Hall to
MI inspect the repairs that five hundred year-od
whose grons echoed the cries Of mailed
champion challenging to mortal combat any denier of his
monarch right the crown
myriad voices would answer such defiance today.
The king takes away with him casket holding some
svers of the timbers which death-watch beetles
weakened and sample of the chemical used destroy
them.
Far better for him and his line there were political
nsectcde palaces against the ideals inexoraby
burrowing at their foundations.
One Formula for Longevity.
Mss MABEL LEEDON begins a belated course in
IVI memory-training at Dayton hospital.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-19
SCHOOL HAS 2
PUPILS, BUT
N0WATER

VIZ ALA WALLA, wash
" An ancient mariner once
w said: Water, water
everywhere. and not a drop 10
drink" But he was on the ocean.
The pupils of the Distant View
School District-only two Of them
badly, and for that reason the
vote on a bond issue to raise
$4,000 for the drilling of a we'll
and the construction of a pump
ing plant and reservoir to give
these two pupils and their teacher
drinking water.
The only difference between
the pupils and their teacher and
the ancient mariner lies in the
fact that the latter had water
he couldn't drink, and the former
nave no water at all within seven
miles. For years the school dis
trict has been playing a large an
nuity to have drinking water
hauled from the Snake river for
its scanty school population. The
taxpayers found that by drilling
several hundred feet they would
get this article-much despised
by some but needed by all. The
cost of the well and plant will be
paid for in a few years by the
saving on the hauling, support
ers Of the idea claim.
Queries of why the district
does not consolidate with one
nearer water have been pro.
pounded. They are readily an
swered by the residents of the
Distant View section, who ex-
plain that they hope some day to
have water brought to them
through the Columbia Basin 1rri-
cation proect, which is nov
being surveyed by the Federal
Government at a cost of 100000.
When the project goes through,
claim the hardy farmers OF that
seim.arid region, they will want
their own district, for they will
have more than a one-room school
then and more than two pupils.
One Of, the two pupils attend
ing the school is brought to and
from his home to school each
day at a cost of $3.50 a year.
If the Federal officials, headed
by Homer J. Gault, reclamation
service engineer, reports favor
ably on the Columbia Basin pro
ject it is thought likely by those
interested here that the $780,
000,0 necessary to irrigate
nearly 1000, 900 acres OF the pro-
ject will be appropriated by Con-
gress.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-19
Lunch Via Radio

r ONDON.-A London business
man, who made an air dash
from Berlin to London re-
Gently. missed the connecting Dali
mer machine at Amsterdam by
five minutes. The pilot, speaking
through the clouds to London, was
rung up on his wireless telephone,
and promptly returned to the aero
drome with his six passengers.
They were off again in a twinkle
with his delayed passenger.
The Londoner. having been in
the air since morning and not be-
ing able to get anything to eat,
the wireless telephone was again
called into use and a luncheon
basket ordered from the air to be
awaiting him ar the London air
station. The contents of the
basket were eaten during the
motor car journey from Croydon
to London.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-19
WORDS FROM
THE LIPS OF
WISE MEN

" HERE is but one step from
the sublime to the ridicu-
- lous.
Who has tasted a sour apple
will have more relish for a sweet
one.
Things beyond our reach are
not worth our consideration.
II time be Of all things r@ost
precious, wasting time must be
the greatest prodigality.
Where there is not want OF
will, there will be no want Of op.
portunity.
There is no man so wise but
he may easily err, If he will take
no other counsel but his own.
Wrinkles disfigure woman
less than i'll nature.
He who is satisfied is we'll
paid.
Say not all that you know, but
believe all that you say.
He who restraints himself in
the use of things lawful will
never encroach on things for
hidden.
Education has for It's object
the foundation Of character.
No one can be perfectly free
till all are free; no one can be
perfectly moral till all are
moral; no one can be perfectly
happy till ALL are happy.
We ought either to be silent or
speak things better than silence.
"Tis time. conversation and
business that discover what IA
man is.
Who masters his own tongue,
his bread shall not fail.
Folly often goes beyond its
bounds, but inpudence knows
none.
The Ingredients of a good
proverb are sense, shortness and
salt.
Suspicion is the bane OF friend
ship.
Man wants but little here be.
low nor wants that little long.
Precepts may lead, but ex-
amples draw.
Let pleasures be ever so limo
cent, the excess is always Grim.
inal.
There isS nothing Of so much
worth as a mind we'll construc-
ted.
Copyright, 1923 by Newspaper
Feature Service. Incl
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-19
EXPENSIVE VERACITY.
Copyright 1928, by The Houston Post.
Published by arrangement with
The wheeler Syndicate, Incl

Copyright 1928, by The Houston Post.
Published BY arrangement with
The Wheeler Syndicate. Inc.)
A HOUSTON man who at
~ tended a great many of
"A the services Of Sam Jones,
the evangelist, was particularly
impressed with his denuncia-
ton of prevaricators and lies of
all kinds, white, variegated and
black.
So strongly was he affected
and in such fertile ground did
the seed sown by the great
evangelist fall, that the Houston
man, who had been accustomed
to occasionally evade the truth,
determined one morning he
would turn over a new leaf and
tell the truth in all things, big
and little. So he commenced
the day by scorning to speak
even word that did not follow
the exact truth for a model.
At breakfast, his wife said:
"How are the biscuit, Henry"
Rather heavy" he answered,
"and about half DONE"
His wife flounced out Of the
dining room and he ate break
fast with the children. Ordi-
narily Henry would have said.
"They are very fine, my dear"
and all would have been well.
AS he went out the gate, his
rich old aunt, with whom he had
always been a favorite, drove
up. She was curled, and stayed,
and powdered to look as young
as possible.
"Oh, Henry she simpered,
How are Ella and the children?
would come in but Pm looking
such a fright today Pm not
fit to be seen"
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In the Hill and DOwn Aoniz.

THE world is not yet ready for international const
tuition. The several nations strong enough to insure
effective League of Nations are too devoted to
their separate ambitions and systems waive either
general benefit
Europe still prefers to take it's la rather
than enjoy table hote If the horrors grief
the sacrifices the prvaons the burdens and the losses
since 1914 have not composed differences there slim
chance that hot debate and cold expedency will later
ceed where SO compelling arguments continue fail.
Trade and politics. not logic and humanity rule the
tnent.
Remorseess purpose and insatiae enterprise hold the
future.
And as tomorrow dscloses ripe opportunities for profit
and valnglorlous ruthless will Of yore, itch
rank with Caesar-and seek to humble neighbours
rank and divide his wealth.
Only when arrogance cruelty greed cunning and racial
concet conquered shall good faith speak the last word
War has not been written off the map and had best
figure accordingly.
and
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SAP AND SALT
BY Bert Moses.


A woman never says, "There'5
no use talking for she knows
there is.
Don't boast Of your money I'M
less you are proud Of how you
got 1t.
Keep your suspicious under lock
ana Key; be silent until you know.
"A good dancer is often a fellow
who Is good for nothing else.
A little knowledge will carry
you twice as far as much belief.
Hash is good or otherwise. ac-
corolng to the conscience of the
woman who makes it.
me less material used in a
woman gown, the more the
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Smugglers to Die

VAR OSCOW.--FIfty smugglerS,
N members Of a fleet of snug
AVA glers, active on the Caspian,
have gone on trial at Baku and
seven Of them have been SEN
fenced to death, seven acquitted
and the remainder given prison
sentences of varying lengths. The
defendants were charged with
smuggling gold and silver out of
Russia into Persia,
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Gsm sh4 gsttO.HENRY
A TREASURE TRovE OF HUMoR FROM, HIS
NEWLY DISCOVERED NEWSPAPER WRITINGS

EYES," said Henry, "ycu do.
It's a good thing your horse
has a blind bride on, for if he
got a sight of you he'd run
away and break Your neck
His aunt glanced Jelly at him
and drove away without saying
a word.
Henry figured it up afterward
and found that every word he
said to her cost him $4,000.
REALISM.
"The world is a stage" says
the modern young miss.
81 will marry the best that l
You may keep all the heroes
and lovers that kiss.
So you give me the property
man."
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IF IT COULD SPEAK.

IF 1T COULD SPEAK.
They were taking a stroll last
evening down by the bayou.
She was sentimental and he was
the opposite. She gazed down
into the murky depths of the
water and said:
IF thls bayou could speak,
what tales it would tell! Since
it has ebbed and flowed within
its deep-worn banks what a
variety of shifting scenes, what
panoramas of war, pestilence,
love and conflicting passions
have transpired within sight and
sound of its waters! All, if it
could only speak"
eff it could" said the young
man, holding his nose with his
handkerchief, II bet dollar it
would speak of the dead Ian
guages."