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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-28
Dempsey Is
Favored in
Early Bets
$4,000 to $4,000 Placed
on Champion by Gam
blers on Wall Street
ny HENRY l.. FARRELL

BY HENRY l.. FARRELL
NEW YORK, Aug, 2b.--Betung
N at two and a half 20 ono has
opened here that Jack Dempsey
beats Luis Firpo when they meet
September 10 for the worlds heavy
Weight championship. ono bet Of
81. 900 90 $1,000 has been placed ~
Wall street. Another wager Of
$4,000 10 $1,000 haH been offered by
hackers OF the Argentine giant
Another one or 5000 20 $4,000 on
Dempsey has not been placed.
Considering tho fact that prac'
tcally an Of tho experts look
rather lightly upon tho chances Of
tho South American. tho odds In
tho opening offers are considered
rather short. Expert opinion, how.
ever, has gone wrong no many
times on big fights that II mny be
that tho public thinks Dempsey ~
no, II sure winner because tho e1'
psrts Say he is.
While II Ia 60 his interest 70
predict a close fight Tex Richard
has maintained since no started d.
recting tho destnies Of Firpo that
tho South American n great
fighter and that ho has good
chance 20 win tho championship.
Dempsey Is expected BY every
ono 20 win" Richard said today.
Tho champion. Of course. al
ways Is the fayorlte. but IN this
case tho advance salo Of tickets
points 10 interest ia tho contest al
most az great az Il WA IN the
Dempsoy.Capentisr fight. II indi'
Gates that tho public knows Il r.
to DO IA fight even II there should
b. some doubt that Firpo has a
big chance 20 win tho title.
"Firpo II bis. strong fellow
with terrific punch and there
arc examples In tho pas, where a
rugged fighter OF tho type OF Firpo
did not have handicap by the
lack Of boxing skill. Flrpo reminds
mo moro and morn OF Jim JET.
f1es when no came East. They
called him big truck horse and
said he would DO cut 70 pieces By
a ciovsr man. bur he want"
Rlcishri haid ho had watched
Dempsey In hts work and he knew
TINT tho champion was not bslng
fooled into tho belief tina, no had
an easy fight 'TIo Is working just
M seriously as no did at Toledo
and believe that no viii never be
the victim OF over.coufidenee, "
Richard said.
No orders have been filed for
tickets yet. but Richard taid that
his staff would be ready in a few
days 20 start mailing out the
tickets FOR those who made april.
cations first
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-28
WILLS AND
JACK MAY
MEET YET

NEW YORK, Aug. 2S.-Tex Rick
IN ard refused today TO comment
on reports that he had secured an
option on n site in Stamford. Conn.
for an arena in which to stage
a Dempsey.wills fight before the
end of the outdoor season.
Richard was visited yesterday by
n delegation from Stamford.
Reports said that Richard had
been working quietly on plans TO
match the champion and his col.
orcd challenger and that he had
learned there would be no official
objection to "A figt in Connecticut.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-28
George Sisters Worries May Keep Him From Game

TO baseball some time in the near fu-
ture, but that is as positive as can
be about my chances"
There arc some medical experts
who express grave doubts as TO
whether Sisler win ever play again
They are of tho opinion that the con
dition Of tho paralyzod nerve will al
why's remain such. that baseball will
be out of tho question.
Unquestlonnbly Sisters mental
state is not what It would be were
Inc showing gradual Improvement
For that reason it Is not believed
that no viii accept the management
OF the club unless he is able to play
and do his bit
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-28

s. under the samo conditions as last
year.
only three nations have won the
famous bowl since competition has
started. They're tho United States,
Great Britain and Australia,
The Australians and tho Americans
will have 70 battle or ito as they
have six victories apiece 20 their
credit. Great Britain has held the
mug five times.
Belgium and Japan arc the only
other nations 20 set 10 tho challSng'
ing rounds. japan. In 1891 defeated
the Australians They In turn were
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-28

CT LOUIS, Aug. 2s.--Gcorge Sis
- Ter win not play any baseball for
the 81. Louis Browns this year. He
does not even intend TO don n uni
form and work out.
AZ the opening Of tho season Sis
Ter planned TO get back into the
game by Aug 10. IT was his hope 20
get into tho final series With New
York here. His attending physicians
had assured him there would be no
doubt about IT,
But Sislcr isn't playing, Tho doc
tors now tell him there isn't n chance
for him TO get into the fray this sea-
son
While ST, Louis fandom and base
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-28
LOGGERS LOSE
THRILLING TILT

FOREE, Wash. Aug, 2s.-Thc
Lion & Him team Of Beaver defeated
tho Goodyear Logging Co. nine Of
Ciallam Bay. 20 I, in an exciting
game here Sunday. II was n pitch
crs' battle between Luft and Sorts
meier. the former having q hade the
best OF II. However. two errors by
his teammates in tho ninth and tenth
innings cost the game.
The score: r. II. T.
Lion e fiill ..s,...s.....
Goodyear Logging Co. :. IL 3
sqritsmelcr and Klnuiard: Luft
and Button.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-28
CHAMP Is
AWAY FROM
HIS CAMP

,C,ARAToGA, n. y, Aug. 2s.-
- Jack Dempsey's training camp
on the banks Of the lake was again
closed today and the champion was
nowhere 10 be seen.
Gone fishin' or sumpln''" the
colored chef Of the camp said.
Dempsey laid off yesterday and
took in the races as tho first Of
a three.day vacation no decided
upon as means Of getting rid
Of a heavy cold which had been
bothering him in his training for
bis fight with Luis Firpo, the big
South American.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-28

ball enthusiasts the country over are
disappointed because Sisters condi-
ton has not improved enough to per-
nit his playing. no ono regrets the
situation moro than Sisler.
~ am beginning TO worry over the
slowncss with which my right eye Is
responding TO treatment. ! felt sure
/ would bo bnck in the game long be-
fore this" says Slslor.
physically ! am in perfect condi.
ton. can play n good gomo OF
golf Hitting the stationary golf hnll
doesn't bother me, but following tho
flight of n baseball even as n spec
tntor rs often confusing
up until now have been very
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-28
FEW HOMERS
INSIDE PARK

Few homo runs arc hit inside the
grounds at tho Polo Grounds IN
New York Pep Young, tho New
York outfielder. recently hit one TO
In the 18Th inning Of a
recent game with the Pittsburg
Pirates and won the game.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-28

optimistic as to my chances OF get
ting back into the game shortly. Tho
Improvement In my vision, however
has been of such slight nature In
tho last eight or 10 weeks that / am
beginning to worry.
II am positive that baseball Is out
of tho question as far as 1923 ia con-
ccrnod. Next year is also debatablo.
get hundreds Of letters daily from
well wlshers Some merely express
sympathy and good wishes, but a
majority offer cures and suggestions
az 10 what I should do. II would take
me years to try every remedy that
has been offered me.
"of course, hope TO oct back In
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-28
Walter Mails
Dislikes Jake

Elmer Jacobs Is one twirler that
Waiter Mails dlslikea. II isn't
that Walter has anything per.
ronhl against Elmer. but Il seems
that every time Mails has pitched
against Jacobs this year. he has
been defeated.
Jacobs. who is the champion
daddy or tho league. being the
father Of xix children. recently
pitched against Mails and dc.
fcatod him. Passing Jacobs on
the way 70 tho clubhouse, Mails
blurtcd out:
You've made me look 70 bad
this season that I hope you get
six more Kids"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-28
DOBIE ORDERS
GRID MEN OUT

ITHACA. N. y. Aug. 2s.--Gil DO.
bic. football coach at Cornell, has
ordered all varsity candidates TO re-
port ready for work on September
II. Freshman stars arc expected 70
take the place OF many veterans
missing from last years team.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-28

walloped by tho Americans,
Tho famous cup has been IN com.
petition Tor nearly e years. II has
travelled moro than 100000 miles.
Dwight Davis was tho original donor.
Tho bowl has become 10 covered with
inscriptions that IA largo tray has
been made 10 hold additional names.
Tho old reliable doubles. Tildcn
and Williams. who won tho cup from
Australia win bear tho burden Of
the singles. representing this country
Tor their fourth successive year.
They've never been defeated.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-28
Scribblings:
What Scribes are iCritiag
about tn other sporting
circles.

I'D Frayne. sporting editor OF the
Los Angeles Record. related a humor'
Gus yarn on his page the other day,
II appears below:
Mickey Farrell, tho story telling
pugillst. eloeuuonlst Of PONIES and
Tho author OF ''rhe KIDS Last Nlght, -
is telling ono on Knockout Brown,
tho old time Greek middlcweight OF
Chicago,
A group OF English actors playing
shnkespearian dramas arrived In the
windy City hack in 1910 They car
rled letters OF introduction TO PaCkey
Mcfarland. n great lightweight OF
that day. They were very intellec'
tual bunch. but they went in for box.
Ing. Thought & kept them In good
health.
Brown spared with them. and IN
return received two complimentary
seats TO their performance. lie chose
Mickey as his companion.
During the first act Brown glued
his eyes on the stage, flo seemed dis
appointed when the curtain went
down. Finally Just as the second act
started, no nudged Mickey.
SAY, Mickey. tip me of when that
guy Shakespeare comes on he Wits
pered. Il couldn't pick him out In
the first aetg'
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-28

NEW YORK. Aug. 2s.--The Davis
~ cup. international tennis trophy.
must be defended again. Aud by
tho simplest computations Il will stay
In the states.
The same famous team, Norris
Williams. William Tildsn. Bin John
ston and tho youthful Vincent Rich
ards. the Yonkers flash. viii do the
hattering
These men oppose their old and
sincerest enemy in Davis cup play.
the Australian team. az Forest HIS,
n. Y. on August IL. September and
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-28
GREB SPELLS
1T BACKWARDS

Harry Greb's right name is Berg
and he spells his ring name in the
reverse order. Johnny Wilson. who
meets Greb soon. is also not fight.
Ing under his right name. 1t Is
Giovanna Panca.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-28
Sam Langtord Doesn't Think That
FirpO Has O. Chance With Dempsey
BY ED. FRAYNE


sA->HAM" smiled quzzcaly.
liable whip Dempsey he Mind
LIABLE tor
consider
world has known He seated The Record office
Wednesday afternoon.
Possible but notp probable
to
He
elYesa too readily
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-28
LEFT HANDLERS
GOOD ON FIRST

The reason that there aro so many
lefthanded first basomen is that
they arc better equipped to get
throw away faster in a fielding posi-.
ton.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-28
NAVY HORSE
is CANDIDATE

SARATOGA. Aug. 2s.-My Own,
Admiral Grayson's 3.year.old. be.
came ono OF tho prominent can.
dldntes for the international race
with Papyrus by winning the Fort
Edward handicap in 1896 2.5, one Of
the two fastest miles of the meet.
ing.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-28
HELEN WILLS
is ONLY IL

Helen Wills. tho national women's
tennis champion. viii he IS years
old in October, She is the youngest
titleholder.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-28
3 NET STARS
LEFT HANDED

Howard Voslrell. Carl Fisher and
Miss Leslie Bancroft are the ma
TONS leading left handed tennis
players.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-28

Mickey Hannon popular
Seattle hGhtlCeight, toho
meets q tough customer in
Mysterious Billy Smith, Jr,
in the special event of the
Austin & Salt boring sho1o at
the Arena Wednesday night.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-28

TIT between Bot and Welsh. Sol.
der Woods and Young sikh box the
opener.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-28

first base
In his last 20 games tho old
warrior has made 81 hits.
Since the tail end Of July he
has been hitting at clip that Is
well over 400.
Talk about Jakc's successor as
first basoman Of tho Reds has
ceased just ns It did in other years
when he rallied from poor start,
You can quickly find someone TO
Balsomino your room If you turn TO
the want Ads Columns,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-28

r.. C. McPhce, writing In the Spo'
iano Press, gives his readers an in
/ teresting discourse on the race be
tween Papyrus and Americas select
ed horse. II follows.
The announcement that papyrus.
the horse that won the English Derby
az Epson Downs this year. viii meet
the best S,year-old horse in the United
States October 20 az Belmont Park,
New York. for purse OF 100000
has set the turf followers OF the
United States all agog.
II Is now the plan OF the promoters
OF the international race 20 select the
Anglican horse In trial race 20 be
known as the National sweepstakes.
which Will be pulled off September 10
AZ Belmont Park. Race followers arc
now discussing the relative merits OF
the American horses eligible TO enter
the sweepstakes. and wherever a
group OF racing men gather the
name OF Zev. wilderness, The Clown.
Martingale. Flagstaff and other great
s.year-oid horses are mentioned.
Harry Sinclair's Zey. winner this
year of the Kentucky Derby Belmon,
stakes and other important races,
was conceded 20 meet tho English
Derby winner until recent report
was given out that Zey was lnncd
In a workout. r. T. Wilson's Wilder.
ness. a fine young horse, has been
entered in the trial sweepstakes. and
was considered 20 have a good chance
until In n recent race the horse ran
radly.
The entries in the sweepstakes will
include Harry Payne whitney's Flag
staff. ]. S. Cosden's Martingaie,
which twice this year ran Zev a
close second In his best races. Cos,
denis Dunline. Montgort Jones' The
Clown. and Admiral Grayson's Ny
Own.
The race with Papyrus Is to be the
grand finale OF the Metropolitan turf
season. Negotiations with Ben Irish,
owner OF Papyrus. were closed by
August Belmont. chairman OF the
Jockey club. The distance Is 10 be
one mile and half.
In order 10 bring about the race Il
was necessary for racing men 10 &c;
together and make concessions
James Butler. president OF the En-
piro City track. which has the exclu
slye right 20 hold races October 30
waived that right so that the race
might be run at the American New
market, Belmont Park During the
negotiations Ben Irish lived up TO his
reputation as a good sportsman By
also making certain concessions
Irish is a tenant farmer. and pur
chased his famous horse two year.
ago for Sl7.s0O. The sensational vic
tory OF Papyrus. and the fact thai
Irish Is a lowly farmer. has mad'
the horse and It's owner popular with
>the common people OF England,
II is quite likely that the race viii
attract to Belmont Park tho creates
outpourlng Of race track follower
ever gathered around track.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-28

Flywelghts gain very little no.
toricty. Luke, in the Omaha News
tells about It. His story follows.
Flyweight Is around 1Os pounds.
That Is small stuff. Only a few
stay in this class long. they de.
velop into bantams and feathers
and lightwelghts.
Being only a small number Of
real gillweights they usually have
TO fight heavier boys in order TO
get any business.
Take Jimmy Wilde. for instance.
This English flyweight probably
got more publicity and Is wider
known than any Of the rest Of
them.
But Wilde has passed on now.
villa sits on top Of the little world
OF 10s.pounders where Wilde once
reigned supreme.
II we were asked to name the
best flyweights in the country, we
couldn't think OF many.
Outside Of Wilde. villa, franklin,
Genaro and frankie Mason. who
are the flies, anyway?
II is hard for the little fellows TO
make spectacular showings.
At their weight they could hit
you all day a million times and
neyer knock you out.
And it is the KNOCKDOwN
stuff that paints pictures on the
barroom floors.
villa knocked out Wilde. but the
little Englishman had grown so old
that he couldn't take 1t any more
One hundred and eight pounds
isn't much ballast with which TO
put force behind knockout fist.
Jake Daubert Is given neat
tribute by Tom Swope, sporting
editor Of the Cincinnati Post. IL
follows:
CAGE more Jake Daubert Is prov.
ing himself the wonder man Of
baseball.
The Rcd captain. bent by his
years in the coal mines, his nu.
merous years in baseball and still
later by his serious sickness Of last
spring, had his troubles getting
started with the bat this year.
once moro numerous fans and
critics got ready TO count ten
over Jake's baseball career.
But. Just about the time they
got as far ms seven" Jake began
getting up.
That ten" count now appears
20 be long way Off. Just as he
stopped II In previous years, he
halted Il again this season.
Jake again rs Jake. Hos knock.
ing the ball flat and showing the
younger generation how TO play
The Washington times., 1923-01-18
Why Men Leave
College
,Pologies to r. e.

1--WE taken my drinks till rye
Eoundered,
I've staggered ana reeled,
In my time:
I've had my pick o. the Hlskers
when lIlkker was in its prime.
I started to drink as Freshman.
Bitter the stuff were at first.
But now I can drink with the
best 'uns,
Alcohol now scarce slaclks my
thirst.
twas the night Of my first CO.
tfIlon;
A Sophomore gave me sip
From an ART pint bottle Of Sher-
wood
That he carried secure on his
hip.
Z coughed and gagged for . mo-
ment:
A tear welled up in my eye,
But smiled through my eyes
misty dimness.
AZ an art snooted Senior near
by.
The rest Is q sad. wet story.
OF q college mans downward
path;
How the D. rs finally got me.
And the Profs. kicked me out
at last.
Black and Blue jay.
The Washington times., 1923-01-18
Blond.

Assthe dancing season opens. the
great question Of blond and hrun.
cite comes to the fore. A. We have
made hits with. both types Of the
species. We feel qualified to give .
little adxice to carpetbaggers,
freshmen. and other people who
don't know any more about them
than we do. Most blonde that We
know. are nice. eve wouldn't
know them If they weren't1 They
are also peppy. Same reason.I
The only fault we find with them
ia that they are never In when
the girl from home fails to show
MP Also. they WIN break dates
with us. We also have to keep
revising our lists a. they ret mar
Red. They always seem to want
as 70 make our dates ahead Of
time instead Of calling when
they're Guitar Baby.
The Washington times., 1923-01-18
Ssh! Read IN.

kim Wall. I take mine about
Is per cent and henogeniss Il
Homes aly ssnokeei Is ana
20 per cent. Jimmy. y guess ~
shout tiHla ~ Get, eoIns on.
They rush int the barn. and
hold the two men M AZ pistol
peiut.
ssnea Threw IN yer hands.
there It's eli OF. GIVE ~ I
ample ana the rseipa, 81 ven
nut yeF III the sug,
HielEs eeulr. very slmpIa. Yeu
jaet mir II NJ n that tank ti,ere.
aAd aAtapt The screw n tha.
sepsfatar fcF 50 - cent. a,Ve|
q elasa of cream. bcyal
ENaunt aulh
The Washington times., 1923-01-18
| IN n.a.a aala ne vaisr

ERW In me. = aaid the water
= The rosagRelr.
Go 81. said tAe
eeek - tile shoe
"Cul 4 out poos fhen theu
operated.
s'ge geed prpvld snld tl,e
aaEteEa we apppaf ont -
pendents."
= need change. !, aid tha
stocking; I'm completely run
deWn.n
''E lead 4 dOese ilfe.u said the
chain laspslTa
The Washington times., 1923-01-18

MI a
Once theya va 4
Man
Whe 4lexyied had
Children, lived hally
DIED = natural
Deth
And never haa
Ec1ena
plyoFe q
rye QsRaiyals
This II q true
stef
IA eptte -
= ecQtt Fgtzala ana
Carol IEennieats
Jale.
The Washington times., 1923-01-18
There's q Reason.

The ad read thus:
Hines Honey and Almond
Cream.
Guarantsed to Keep the Chaps
Off,"
soh," she sighed. ST under.
stand, now; I'll never use It
again. Tar Baby.
The Washington times., 1923-01-18
Mere Truth IIlnn Hur

Mere Truth THIN HIrna0r.
Gepeyleve Wae the pWeeteet elfl
3 ever hns hut ne ~ 4 pisin.
nv neck.
Alice We ii WondeEfuI chula,a
but The pear dear iaa bQw-Iagn S
Helen waa chs nilles but ne
waa . little short Tor No.
90 I took Geney1eYe, Whe never
had . thought "a her head, but
= . laviRg heauty. "a ne dana
Tar RRAy
The Washington times., 1923-01-18
Two Great Women In History

&KG83 WOMEN IN u1SbOEys
johnnie: Don't know.
Teacher: Yes, you do. Think OF
the picture On the wan at home.
Think Of the big posters gotten out
during the war.
Johnnie: Joan OF Arc.
Teacher: Now that's e, think Of
some picture on the wall &C home.
Johnnie: Oh, yes. Joan of Arc
and September Morn.
Mrs. Newlywed: IN take this
pair Of paJanaas. and charge
them. please.
Clerk: VINO are they fort
Mrs. Ns1sIywed hotly): My
husband. Of course. Gargoyle.
They sat. on the piano bench.
''Piay with both hands," she
suggested.
And her mother wondered why
the music stopped altogether.
SUN Dodger.
irate Athlete: 'eYour reporter
called me the Mercury Of the col
legeE'
Editor: wen, that's quite q
compliment to your running"
Irate Athlete: Compliment! /
booked him mp, and he was the
sod Of liarsT-Cougar's Paw.
she-Pm simply Wild about a
yacht.
HEIR. how do You act on q
motor boat?-Royal Gaboon.
Father: what IL your favorite
hymn, daughter?"
Daughter: THE. one you chased
over the wall last night"
FIipper: "Ihear you nub-dubbed
at.-mid.years."
Hopper: '"Too true"
F1ipper: won't the old man b
an unstrung when he hears?"
FIopper: mot at an. I wired
him this morning."-Squib.
Bob: But. my dear, you know
the old proverb. Love 10 blind"
Roberta: Yes, but the neighbors
aren't, 80 pun down the shades.
--Gargoyle.
watch your step. MISS" said
the conductor.
ct isn't necessary" snapped
the girl. Those Vanderbilt boys
on the curb are doing It for me-"
Jade.
How many Of my scholars can
remember the longest sentence
they ever read?"
please, MUM, I can
What. IL there only one? Wen,
william. you can tell the rest Of
the class the longest sentence
you ever. read"
Imprisonment for life. Royal
0aboon.
The Washington times., 1923-01-18

Twas near the end of the
psFied aaa ne head o9 the depaFt..
ment vas II despair for the claas
% she hurled this 81 thems 1--WE.
told ron al ] know ana pan don't
know anything VET. Whirlwind.
The Washington times., 1923-01-18

WinifFed'a . nthes0me GIRL
Harriet - RAOut.
Alnaa owns the QUEST curl.
Theresa kneaks theHa out.
AnAstte'a figures full ef gFaee
Rita wtelds the lip-stick.
Ellen leads = fuFious pace,
s.sss
Yalanda swing . pihlick
Olive advocates bare knees
U contribute what you please.
Z
--Royal Gahoea.
'.9ere are some Wild WoEneA.' =
aaId the keeper % he took 10
through the State Insane Asylum.
Jade.
do Engliahmen understand
American slaner'
Some do. Why?"
my daughter is to be married
in London. and the Earl has
cahled me to come across"
Ghost.
Kind Gentleman: Don't worry
my little man. They have put
the fire out already. $3.50
Small Boy: Yes. and what's
v1opaa Wa haven't had q 6aoenf
fire this year. --Mugwunap.
JOhnnias-'I wish I could be
Tommy jones'.
Mother-'tWhy. Johnnie. You
are stronger than he 10, YOU have
. better home more toys; and
more pocket money" ~
Johnnie--''Yes, ] know. hut he
eAn wiEgla his cara"
Royal Gahoon.
9uids-"Did you bring q field
glass with you3"
ToNrist--"Nevar thought q
that. but we can, drink Just -
we'll out Of this flask,
Royal aaboon.
captain--"Ahoy there, let SO
the anchor"
Sailor tnear tie anchcrl -I
amt touched Il vet. '-IIampoons
The Washington times., 1923-01-18

1t'a nat hard 70 give up ones
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The Washington times., 1923-01-18

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