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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-06-25
AcoMETIMIENTo Y AGGRESSION

Ha sido denunciado en- Ponce por AGO.
metimiento y aggression Lorenzo San
tiago, quien agredio con I'm garrote .
Natividad Santiago, produciendole va
mas contnsiOnes.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-06-25

Por espacio de tres amos he venido
radeciendo de un fuerte catarro GRO
nico, habiendo tornado diferentes pa
tentizados recomendados para estos ma
les, sin resultado alguno; una vez
ruesto al mercado su medicamento la.
lDada EMULSION GIMENEz, no tn
We inconvenience de probarla, puedo
decirle, que me tome tres frascos. ha
li6ndome desaparecido por complete 81
catarro Y por carambola he aumentado
once libras, mucho antes de probar 81
r,edicamento quise ingres5r en- la Guar
d1a Nacional, fui rechazado con GER
t,fcaci6n medica como que estaba tu-
berculoso.
He quedado tan satisfecho de su
Emulsion, que a todos mis- amigos Sc
Is recomiendo.
Dios, le de mucha salud para que
pueda seguir prestandole este gran bie.1
la humanidad.
De usted atentamente Y S. S.
Pedro BRUNO COLON.
De venta en- todas las farmacias
droguerias para mas informes sus IA
h1icantes:
A. Gimenez Moreno Co. S. en- T.
Bayam6n P. r.
Advt
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-06-25

Ell senior Pedro Bruno Colon, de
Bayam0n, dice que Sc euro IN
CatarrO cr0nicO de tres amos,
al mismO tempo gan0 once Ii
bras con tres fraSCOs de Emul-
sion GimeneZ.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-06-25

Bayam6n, P. R., mayo de 1923.
sr. don Alfredo Gim6nez y Moreno,
3ayam6n, P. R
Distinguido senor:
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Respetuosamentc.

(F'irmado) G. SELLES SOLA
Presidente.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-25
InDo7 yl5BHzfIItly)
d:B65S& ! !. d. :
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THE PLAY

There are runners on first and
second base and two are out. The
batsman hits sharply to left field,
The runner on second crosses the
plate while the runner on first
reaches third base and the bats
man second on the hit.
The runner originally on first
base, in going from first to third
on the hit, failed to touch second
base. The slip was noticed by the
second baseman of the team in the
field, alos the base umpire.
The second baseman called for
the ball, touched that base, and
appealed to the umpire for a ruling.
The umpire called, out the run
ner who failed to touch second
while advancing from first to third
on the hit of the batsman. This
makes the third out, retiring the
side.
Does the run score? Now is the
batsman's effort scored?
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NATIONAL LEAGUE
Yesterdays Results
ton 2; Pittsburg 7

At Boston 2; Pittsburg T.
At New York 5; st. Louis 4 IA
inniugs.)
At Brooklyn 0; Cincinnati 4
At philadelnhia G. CHICAGO
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-25
BOY CENSUS BEING
TAKEN AT ALBANY

ALBANY, Aug. 25.-To deter
mine how many boys there are in
Albany, a boy census is being
taken by the Albany Y. NJ. C. A.
One Of the points to be determined
will be to learn how many of the
boys can swim. Every boy in the
city who is unable to swim will be
gwen the opportunity to learn in
the "Y" pool. This opportunity
viii not be limited to members of
the "Y" The census is expected
to be completed within ten days.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-25
49, ~rrsT~~. IRc tcz 3

Thanks" he whispered huskily
It's uncommon good Of you and
| appreciate it. 1t won't be long
now. I swore I'd wait until I'd got
Chai-Hung by the heels-and, by
heaven!-I mean to have him this
time. You understand the most of
me. Jack, my character that even !
wasn't aware of-until l met her.
The white men that the curse Of
Chinaman has murdered in cold
blood lie heavily on my soul. In
a queer sort of way; I feel diectly
responsible for everything Chat
Hung has done since I first came
here. The feeling has grown upon
me until it's become an obsession.
I'm no longer the instrument Of a
European Power, using my facial
peculiarities and knowledge of
dialects to wipe out a Chinese fac
ton; It's Pennington against
Chai-Hung, his life or mine He
paused for a moment, the muscles
Of his face twitching, the points Of
his fingers pressed together. "Pve
worked damn hard since I came
here. I've had a score of identities.
I've posed as cooHe, a Dusun
trader, a mandarin, a rickshaw-boy
anything everything-Pve been
in the hands of Chai-hung's mer-
cenaries-and wriggled out Of them
again I've held the bandit twice
and lost him because I was alone
and the odds against me were too
great" His eyes blazed with a
strange light. But I've got him
this time, Jack because the luck is
on my side at last
He broke off, trembling with
emotion, and the Commissioner, OBJ
serving, and the Commissioner.
observing him curiously, saw that
great beads of perspiration stood
out on his temples.
Where is he?" he asked quietly.
Pennington was clipping the
stray ends of tobacco from n
freshly rolled cigaret.
In lone hut in a gully with a
wall Of solid rock behind him and
as many Of your AGENTS as I could
muster watching, every possible on
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JUG NGGL0W SEVEN.
WCttINATeA!- 81
BY eoMoGp SNelL.
ntosvG&veD BY
R.UG SauE@rlELu

Still the persistent optimist," he
said grin,ly. How many times have
you drawn in your net--cnly to
sind that Chai-Huns has escaped
it?"
True, oh King! And yet, old son
I've got Cha-hung! He's down with
fever and none of the followers
who still stand by him dare shift
him-if they could. A queer thing
that, Jack! He VINO has successfully
detied every effort of a white civ,
ilization to entrap him, has all but
succombed to the common enemy
Of US allw ..
The Commissioner bent forward
until the box on which he sat tilted
dangerously.
How do you know all this?"
I've seen himr'
Chinese Pennington blew out a
thin wreath Of blue smoke and
WATCHED it as it assembled roofward.
i secuted round until ! bribed
one of Chai-Hungs men to take me
to his lair. It was mighty tough
proposition, and if the Teller had
guessed for a moment who l vas
he'd have thrown in his hand. l
pitched a yarn that I had heard of
the great bandit and had come all
the way from Singapore to settle a
dispute that had arisen as to wheth-
er such a man assChai- Hung exist
ed a. all. He took me to be a Chi
nese magnate with more money
than sense, and consented-on the
condition / went alone and unarm-
ed. | peered through a conven-
lent crack where the timbers had
worked apart. Chai-hung lay on
q sort Of stretchcr. I saw enough to
satisfy me that there could be no
possible deception. There were a
dozen or so of his followers in the
room and a pack Of Chinese play
ing cards spread face downward on
the table"
4 know broke in Hewitt grim
ly. They were drawing for the
Yellow Seven. I'm not likely to for,
get the time when you pulled me
ont of tight corner, when they'd
got re and were drawing lots for
the pleasure OF assassinating me
Go on"
(Continued.)
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-25
AMERICAN LEAGUE


At Chicago , Philadelphia ,.
At Detroit /; New York 7.
At Cleveland s; Washington q
At st. Louis ) ; Boston 6.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-25
LAURENS FARMERS
BUY DAIRY HERD

DUBLIN, August 25.-Six farm
ers at White Spring community
took the entire carolad Of Is head
Of milk cattle, which included a
registered Jersey bull, brought
here by the First National Bank
through Coutny Agent ]. F. Hart,
Jr. The cattle came from North
Georgia, where a dairy farmer had
died, and Mr., Hart secured his en-
lire herd at a bargain.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-25
THOMAS FARMERS TO
MEET SEPTEMBER 5TH


TOWNSVILLE, Aug. 25.-A.
countrywide mass meeting for far
mers VII meet here Wednesday.
September 5, to discuss the propos-
"a County Program and Creamery
Project. A delegation Of farmer.
from Turner county is expected to
be present at the meeting to ten the
farmers Of Thomas county come
thing Of the work being done under
the Turner county plan. A con-
centrated effort is being made by
Tat +. Ward, coGty farm agent,
to interest more Thomas county
farmers in dairying.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-25

turned to her home Wednesday aft
er brief visit to Mrs. ]. S. Nc
Garrah.
Mrs. w. D. Fleming returned to
her home in Birmingham, Ala,
Wednesday after a weeks visit to
Mrs Nina Carter.
Mrs R. D. Gay, of Cuthbert, was
the guest this week Of Mrs. Bowman
Wise.
Mrs. Rebecca Kidd, of Preston
is spending some time with Mrs.
Emmett Harper.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jason Shirah, Wal
ton Shirah and William Shirah
spent Thursday and Friday pleas
ant at Edison.
Miss Eva Dodd, the guest of
Miss Elsie Kennedy the past week,
returned to Gainesville Thursday.
Dr. land Mrs. Linton Goodwin and
children, Linton and Ruth, have re
turned after pleasant visit of ten
days to Mr.. and Mrs. w. H. San
born in Americas.
Mrs. Jessie Teuton and daughter,
Miss Arnold Goodwin, of Moultrie,
are spending some time mere.
Rev. j. E. O'Quinn returned
Thursday from Tuskegee, Ala,
where he conducted the funeral
services Of Mrs, J. H. Meyers of
Thalean community.
Mrs. NJ. H. Andrews and daugh-
ters, Mildred and Marear3te, return,
ed Tuesday from Charleston, S. C.
Mrs. Annie X. French, of Vidalia,
was the guest of Mrs w. L. Thorn
as Wednesday and Thursday.
Rev. and Mrs. W. II. Hitler and
daughter, Miss Mary Hitler, and son
William, of Jacksonville, Fla, ar
rived Tuesday to visit Mr.. and Mrs.
J. l. Hitler.
DR.. A. J. Bowers, Of Newberrv.
:. c., made visit to irleaIs ere
Tbs week.
Mrs. hcrschel Bray returned to
WI 81 tSs lie TUESDAY a1tea d visit
Of several weeks to Mrs. Lille Jen-
nings.
Mrs. Alice Zimmerman is spend
ing the week with Mr.. and Mrs.
Edgar Zimmerman in the 18th dis
trict.
MFs. John Arnold, of Parrot.
came Thursday for a visit Of sew
eral days to Mrs W. R. Arnold.
Miss Josephine Forester return
ed to Leesburg Thursday after a
visit here.
A. C. Carter an son, Donald, have
returned from a trip to Atlanta.
Mr.. and Mrs. Emmett Harper
announce the birth Of daughter
Tuesday, August q, at their home
here She will be named Francis
Rebecca.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-25
FACE FIVE

Has player the right to send his
own caddie to stand at the hole
while he plays a strokA the intent,
Of course, being tosaid his sense of
direction in trying to sink his putt?
A player always has such a right.
The caddie, however, must stand
motionless and in no way endeavor
to influence the wind on the direc-
ton of the ball.
What are the official distances
for computing par scores?
Holes up to $50 yards, par 8; PSI
to AIS yadrs, par 4; 446 to 600
yards, par 5; COL yards and upward
par 6.
In playing a match under the
Nassau system, what is regarded as
the proper number of holes to play,
9, 10 or SO?
All matches under the Nassau
system are of Is holes.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-25
MERCER TO HAVE NIGHT.
SCHOOL AGAIN THIS YEAR

MACON, August 25.-Following
the success which attended the
night school conducted by Mercer
University last year, the university
officials have announced it will be
aeld again this year and viii open
is second session September "a.
The course will embrace work in
commerce and business administra-
lion. The dean of the night school
IS W. j. Bradley.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-25
THE INTERPRETATION

When the runner on first failed
to touch second base while advanc-
ing to third, he made a force play
possible at second. When the ball
was thrown there and the umpire
ruled the runner out, it made a
force play for a third out.
The rules state that no run can
score on play in which the third
out is force play. The careless
ness of the base runner so made
this play, therefore the run does
not count.
In a like manner, the batsman
who apparently made two-base
hit, loses his hit, as the rules state
the batsman cannot be credited
with hit when his drive results in
force play
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-25
SOCIAL ACTIVITIES
IN PLAINS SECTION
Many Visitors Are Honored
With Parties by Hostesses
During Week

PLAINS, August 25.-A pretty
compliment to Miss Blanche Plexico
of Rock Hill, S. c., who IS visiting
Mrs. j. F. Plexico, was the sew
ing party at which Miss Eleanor
Chambliss and Miss Mary Shirah
entertained Wednesday morning at
the home of Miss Chambliss. The
guests were received in the living
room where ferns and blooming
plants were effectively used as dec
orations. After a time spent in
pleasant conversation and sewing,
delicious sandwiches and iced tea
were served. Those invited were
Miss Blanche Plexico, Miss Mary
Clark, Miss Alice Ruth Thinner
man, Miss Berta Will Clark, Mrs.
Hudson Malone, of Albany; Miss
Lucy Kate Clark, Miss Minnie Rect
Reese, Of Americas; Miss Marguerite
Forth, Miss Josephine Forester, of
Leesburg; Miss Elsie Kennedy and
Miss Eva Dodd, of Gainesville.
A lovely party of the week was
that at which Miss Annie Bell Wise
entertained Wednesday afternoon.
The living room was brightly and
attractively decorated with garden
flowers. After the game Mrs Cor
nelia Jennings and Mrs. George
Wise assisted Miss Wise to serve
a salad course and an ice course.
Playing were Miss Mary Hitler, Of
Jacksonville; Miss Evelyn Walters,
Miss Floy Howell, Miss Bessie Wei
Ions, Mrs Wade Lowry, Miss Min
ME Rect Reese, of Amerocus; Miss
Arnold Goodwin, of Moultrle; Miss
Florries Bell Stewart, Mrs. Herschel
Bray of Wfightsville; Miss Grace
Montgomery and Miss Nellie Ar
mold.
Wednesday afternoon Mrs. Salie
Jones entertained at a children's
party in honor of her little grand
daughter, Marguerite Jones, of Or
lando, Fla. Many out door games
were played. During the afternoon
ice cream and waters were served.
Thursday afternoon Mrs. Willard
Jennings entertained the members
of her Sunday school class, togeth-
er with parents. The Sunday school
superintendent, H. R. McGee, and
the secretary, w. L. Jennings, were
also invited
Miss Willie Mae Powell, of Lees
burg, and Miss Mary Lee Ferguson,
of Leslie. were guests of Mrs. E. L.
Bridges Tuesday and Wednesday.
Miss Marguerite Hudson and Miss
Francis Oliver returned Tuesday
night from Berkeley, Calf, where
they spent the past two months,
Miss Lucy Kate Clark is spend
ing several days with relatives in
Webster county.
Mrs. Lula Reese returned to
Buena Vista Tuesday after a visit
to Mrs. j. A. Mcdonald.
Mr.. and Mrs. P Il. Jeter and lit
tie daughter, Anne, Of Decatur, are
spending the week with Mr.. and Mrs
R. S. Oliver.
Mr.. and Mrs. RoyI Fletcher, Miss
Elsie Kennedy, Miss Eva Dodd, of
Gainesville, and Miss Mary Clark
spent Wednesday at Myrtle Springs.
J. G. Reeves has returned from
a stay of several months with his
daughter, Mrs. Will Argo, at her
home in Buena Vista.
Miss Grace Montgomery returned
Wednesday from pleasant visit
to relatives near Weston.
Mrs. W T. Wells, of Abel, re-
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-25
SOUTHERN LEAGUE
Yesterdays Results

At Birmingham AZ; Atlanta i
At Nashville 10; Little Rock a.
At Memphis 3; Chattanooga 5.
At New Orleans 6; Mobile A.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-25
81 HOW HEY
SALLY LEAGUE
Yesterdays Results.
SALLY LEAGUE

At Macon-Gastonia, postponed
rain.
At Augusta-Sparntanburg, post
poned; rain.
At Greenville 4 ; Charlotte 5.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-29
Plnehheek.

To n notorious resident OF London
we owe the word ''plnclibeck." This
person. rInchbeck hy name. lived to-
ward the close of the Eighteenth cen.
tury In the vicinity Of the Strand. aud
manufactured compound metal which
had some of the glitter Of gold. but
was readily tlistlnguishnble from the
precious metal by It's lesser weight
and other palpable differences.
Consequently pinehbeek's name wns
eventually applied 10 shams. counter.
feiis and spurious things.
As n noun II was. aud silli Is. M.
Piled To M nlloy of copper and zine
formerly much used In the manufnc.
iurc Of Inexpensive Jewoiry. This nj.
10y. though II presented the appear.
ante of gold, WIS cheap substance.
Chicago Journal.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-29
o.a enalI.h Custom Revived.

An ancient custom AZ 'rocklng" the
baby, In his church that Ind been nl.
lowed TO lapse for century. was re-
sived by the Vicar of Blldworih. Eng.
land. nj the Sunday evening service
following candlemns. The latest hnrn
bnby boy Of the parish WIS taken Ia
the church by It's parents and plnccd
In an old wooden cradle. decorated
With rnndlemas iiowers and with two
candles on either side. that was dedl-
rated boy the vicar "a hnchelor) who
rocked the, crndl. several iim.s. In.
side the altar rails. The "rocklng' IL
not legend, hut nm Important ylllnge
ceremony that recalls chrlsi's pres.,t.
iailon to the temple. nnd calls Chris
lihn parents IL "fr.r their Infants 10
Christ. The ceremony died out be-.
cnuse candlemns was u had ilme to
expose n baby. for February brrczes
touch infant cheeks very roughly.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-29
British Boilers.

IN some parts of England there ARE
steam boilers s,Ill working thnt were
Installed from fifty 10 one hundred
years hgo. They provide active Wit
ness 10 the excellence Of British On.
glneerlng. A short time ago leading
British boiler expert had the curiosity
To subject two old iron boilers. proba-
bly, about sixty years old. TO careful
tests. He found that the old iron
stood NJ asfonishIngly well under
heavy hydraulic pressure, and he noted
particularly that the slight cracks
which hnd bcen formed round the riyci
holes In The original punching had not
extended during the working life ~
the boilers. Thus he proved that the
old Kind OF Iron used In these British
boilers was hardly surpassed by the
mnicrinl employed by the finest 81 up
to-dnie plants.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-29
SOUNDED FAMILIAR TO HER
Letter Of Old Sweetheart Had Reeol.
iee,ions That Created Embar.
rassing Situation.

II was while attending college that
| met II young man who WAS n verb
table Hercules. Then. too. he was u
westerner and affected n broad SOM
brero In which he was especially no.
flceable. Indeed, many fair young CO.
eds wore their handsoInest smiles
when he passed, which had occasion
to notice an my frequent wnlks with
him. Naturally I felt singulnrly
blessed In receiving his undivided at
icDiion and was soon hopelessly IN
love. l Ind reason 10 feel my alfec-
iIons were returned.
one weekend went Ia wish for
mcr classmnte who was teaching In
u nearby town. While there l re-
ecl,ed n letter from my ndmirer. II
was n thriller and | wanted to shnrc
Il with my friend. 81 rcnd parts ot
II. Suddenly noticed she wns lnugh.
lng. asked what she thought 10
amusing.
II thought you were reading one or
my old sw."ih.nri's letters. for Il
sounds Just like Dam"
"Dnn wloT" I asked.
"wly. Ian West. There aren't two
~ him"
Men nrc dccciycrs c,cr.--DclroIt
Free Press.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-29
eRANDDAD OF ALL REACHES
Insect Believed TO Have Entered Safe
Seventy-Five Years Ago Still
Is in Existence.

Atchison probably has the oldest
cockroach in the world, says the Globe
Of that city. In the Office of Jim Byram
and John Robbins is an iron safe that
was opened the other day for the first
time in 20 years. On that safe is Il
lock that had not been taken apart
since lS49, the year the safe was man
ufactured. And yet when Robbins and
Byram took that lock apart the other
day they found in II huge cockroach
which seemed 10 he dead. but revived
within few minutes and is now as
pert as a ilapper. There was no way
for the cockroach Ia get into that lock
after the lock was put together in
1S49. You may doubt that cock
road can live-14 years. but your doubt
is not answering the question. How
did that cockroach get into that lock
after the lock was put together in
1S49? Prof. Charles Kennedy says 1t
doesn't seem possible that roach
could live 10 he seventy.four years old.
and yet he Is not taking positive
stand in the matter, and says his
great-grandfather had cockroach that
was slxty-two years old when u big
footed woman stepped on Ii.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-29
MINOR MUSINGS

Stale air kills millions where wars
kill thousands.
If you think your life is full of trials
pity the Police Judge.
II you associate with skunk ex-
pect to be in bad odor.
Envy OF the rich won't make you
rich, but emulating them may.
A thrifty man is one who refuses
to allow his tastes to expand with his
income.
II jazz is the outgrowth of the war
there ought to be a law against hav-
ing any more wars.
The child that is father TO the man
should be diplomatic enough not to
show it II the man happens to be the
child's own father.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-29
BOOSTS THE GOLDEN STATE
Report Of Director Of Agriculture Of
California Cannot Be Otherwise
Than Encouraging.

In his annual report, Director Of AZ.
riculture &. ii. Hecke states that the
value of the farm crops of the state
in 1922 was $397, $4,000. The produc-
tlon Of the year was the greatest in
the history of the state, but, of course,
values do not equal that of some
what smaller tonnage ut peak war
prices. The values given are farm
values. With all the development Of
our fruit Industries, the value of field
crops has hitherto exceeded that Of
our orchards and vineyards, but in
1922 our fruit crops brought S19i..
$1,000, as against S1S6, 1222 600 for field
crops. This was due largely TO in.
creased fruit acreage coming into
bearing. but fruit prices were relative
~ better than prices Of field crops.
A large crop OF wine grapes NJ $40 to
500 a ton helped IA lot. Concurrent
ly with the report of the director COW
erlng last years output, the crop.re-
porting service states that the out.
look for the current year is excellent.
Director Hccke states that Califor-
MIA Is now experiencing the most rapid
agricultural development in our his
tory. Not only Is cultivated acreage
increasing. hut better and more inter-
sive farming is getting better yields.
Also more people are arriving 10 help
TIL the soil. During the last two or
three years we have frequently had oc-
casion To say that California was the
most prosperous spot In the world.
That situation still coniinues.-San
Francisco Chronicle.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-29

Don't worry about only being young
once-that's as many times as you
will be old.
Brains alone are not valuable. In
a hog they are merely something to
make sandwiches out of.
A good deal of the worlds trouble
is caused by those who. having moth
ing to say. whisper ii.
Nobody ever yet got revenge with
out living to regret it. yet people con-
tinue to wear away their lives seek
ing it.
The world cheers fighters, but some
where there ought to be little ap-
plause for the peacemakers.
IL you lie about your worst enemy.
no matter how bad he is, you have
helped him and hurt yourself.
II you waste time in argument that
ought to be spent in accomplishment,
you lose when you win.
Pay while we lay away" suggests
an advertisement. But II You lay away
first you'll be able to pay. That's the
system.
Some day we're going to learn how
the movie heroines work that palpita-
ting throat business TO produce the
sob effect. and then we're going to
try 1t ON our creditors.
The difference between justice and
injustice is usually the difference he.
tween prudence and prejudice.
Probably nobody feels sillier than
the man In the audience who IL asked
TO help vaudeville performer do a
trick.
When You think you have IA mes.
sage TO deliver" go to your room.
gaze at yourself in the glass and de.
liver II there.
An automobile owner likes to read
about ears that arr running better
after 100000 miles than they did when
new. because he has n certain admira.
ton even for liar who makes his
lies big enough.