New Britain herald., 1923-06-14

Fang Blng'. con no, We don't mean
10 hint at anything, 40, not ut all,
It's only Ben favoring III with a selre-
ton from his big bass druml
XVIII. 10 Paul La llar. ono ri
our crack athletes, We hequeath the
future position of posing for the
Arrow Collar Ads
"XIN. To Warren Stack We he
qucath Il new joke book and the soft.
est spot on the desk on which TO take
his daily exercise OF mapping.
Xxx. To Pike and White. those
brilliant Plainyillites. we leave the
fifty complimentary title of the Saw
dust Twins
"NNI. To Evald Anderson. 90 aid
his literary career. we leave the cheer
tul task of writing the obituary no.
tlces in the Herald died have us
all dead then.)
"%SIT. To George Kimball, our ef-
ticient traffic officer. we leave the new
position of traffic cop on Main street.
We know he will find his duties pleas
ant and agreeable, especially those of
escorting pretty, timid young ladies
across the street.
"XXIII. To Jack Butler one of
our eminent reporters. we leave
thanks for keeping us in in the lime
light by the publicity he has given us.
socially and otherwise.
"XXIV. To the Juniors and High
School Alumni we leave the wish
that they'll be stung by the Bee of
Jealousy when they see the Bee
Hive of 1928.
XIV. To the Cnderclassmen, and
to whom 1t may concern, we leave the
following perplexing problems to be
solved:
"G) When Walter left school did
Frances think 1t was Wright?
"(2) Why does Doris Osborne al
ways prefer anything Gray?
"(S) Why is 1t that canary (Kin-
iry) bird sings sweetest TO Marion
Gagan?
20 What does Sarah seem to find
so attractive on the second floor? Of
course, Roberts is a rather handsome
traffic officer, but we just know that
isn't the reason, for Sarah is such a
man-hater.
"(5) Why does Ruth's Hart Burn
at the sight of Bill?
"(6) Why does Helen consider all
poets of Minor importance except
wonderful Milton?
I'D Does Ed. McAloon like a
stack of Marys or just certain one :?
"(S) Would Peggy Christ want to
hire 'kicky as Porter for life?
go What grows better around
Richards House, Panses or Burrs?
"(10) If Dorothy looked at Bill
Regain would it be a special Case?
I'D Why does Ebba Kronholm
like only those flowers that have
Thornes' on?
"GD Why does Leona Homan al
ways wear Red when she wants to
win Grace in Clements eyes?
"GS) Why does Henry zehrer ap-
pear so thirsty? He always seems to
be around Wells.
"XNVI. To the entering class we
bequeath our Glass Color, Lavender, a
shade of royal purple and the emblem
of a noble class. Do not hlemish its
royal qualities.
'XNVIT. To the persons concerned
we beQueath the following limericks:
There was fellow---P. Brown,
Who never was seen to frown.
He always did smile, he carried such
style;
No wonder the girls follow him round
There once was a maiden named
Nero
Who had in her dreams a fair hero;
His friends called him Bob her heart
he did rob-
And it's just right it should be so,
"There once was a youngster called
Stack
Who of brains did not have a lack:
But he said II was foolish, in school
to look bookish,
When your thoughts wander off the
track.
There was a girl called Grace Richter
Who had genius to draw Il picture,
For the Bee Hive she drew--she
could do it we know,
And that's Just the reason we picked
her.
They call Jimmie Reynolds RED;
Girls fill his poor heartswith dread,
But such fine athlete, nowhere else
can you meet
No better praise can be said.
al Bengston was an actor
Of credit and ronown,
A wondrous handsome chap was lie
n on the stagc-and down.
He made lovc--oh, so thrillinGly--
Had girls sigh. well allow,
Sut the strangest part, in real life,
I'hey say he doesn't know how'll!
"NNNIIL All the rest residue and /
remainder Of our property. both real /
ind personal. we give. devise and be- /
,ueath to our lawful heirs, the /
Juniors.
"In Witness Whereof we have here /
INTO set our hand and seal the 18th |
lay of June. 1928.
THE CLASS OF 1928.
per. Ella l.. Drobnis.
Witnesses Convert. "a:
John Butler. "a; Harold Roberts. "a;
Howard Hausman, e."