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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-09-14
STUDY EVERYTHING But WAR

Eight hundred former service
men will begin school this fall in
Sacramento. California, according to
E. r. Caughey, Educational Super
visor of the State Veterans We'll
fare Board Virtually every known
trade or profession mas its quota
of applicants, except study of war
fare. Not one of the 800 has APP
piled for entrance to a college of
military training.
Thirty of the World War vet
Grams who seek educational rehab-
ilitation throughout the state expect
to become ministers of the gospel.
said Caughey, while 100 will train
for dentists 80 for physicians, 100
for lawyers, Is for artists, for
newspapermen, and scores for
teachers.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-09-14
A GOOD GRAPE DRINK

Crush three pounds of grapes,
add four whole cloves, one cupful
of sugar, the juice of four oranges
with a little of the grated rind and
q leaf or two of lemon verbena.
Bring all to the boiling point,
cool and let stand in the ice chest
for several hours to ripen. When
ready to use press through a sieve
and stir in the stiffly whipped
whites of three eggs, one quart of
grape juice and a pint of chilled
Apollinaris water. Mix well and
turn into a punch bowl, holding a
piece of ice. Serve as soon as
thoroughly chilled.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-09-14
# @ SAN 3 IESSAM !,

its own toilet. does without. The
superiority of the dog, considered
as Child" is that he may be
taken along for walk. Like the
Roman matrons, the cat remains at
home and with it's delightful claws,
in its own way, weaves the fabric
of the carpets, the armchairs and
the curtains. The cat is not very
exacting; meat and heat fill its
wants; but it is indocile, wilful and
very egotistical. Rivarol in
single phrase has revealed the
foundation of its character: The
cat does not caress us; it caresses
itself through us Notwithstand-
ing, there are affectionate cats;
when they are very much liked.
very badly spoiled, they show, if
not gratitude, at least predictions
Like all animals. man included, the
cat is far more intelligent in its
youth than in maturity. In order
to inculcate good manners into it
with any degree of success you
must begin its education very ear
ly; with the arrival of puberty the
cat becomes intractable and you
could kill it sooner than alter its
habits; you can teach dog to
stand guard before a roast chick
en-; to the best fed cat, however
gorged with the most succulent
morsels, prey is always prey
and it will never resist its desires.
A cat can steal and eat piece
of meat larger than itself; the
most domesticated, we'll groomed,
pampered cat remains a carnivor-
GUS animal, and miniature tig-
ress."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-09-14
INDIAN BUREAU GETS
SURPLUS WAR SUPPLIES
"VETERANS COLUMN"

Procurement of Indian supplies
from army surplus stores and from
the United States Veterans Bureau
by the Department of the Interior
has resulted in the saving of thous-
ands of dollars during the past
year.
These supplies consist of cots
mattresses, harness equipment and
other articles that the government
must furnish the Indians living on
reservations. and in many instances
the Indian service has secured them
without cost except for the pay
ment of transportation charges.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-09-14
FARMERS NOT HELL RAISERS"

Arthur Brisbane says farm
leader told him at Minneapolis that
"the farmers believe Ford would
kick hell out of something and
that's why they are for him." The
farm leader is away off. The num-
Der of farmers who are anxious to
raise hell with somebody isn't great
There were few months when
anger seemed to control reason but
that is past. Such farm leaders are
mere demagogues. The appeal of
the demagogue is to kick hell out
of something or anything in the
hope he will be able to pick up
some of the pieces.-Conias WASH
Post.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-09-14
RELIGION AS NEEDED

The soldiers marched to the
church and halted in the square
outside. One wing of the edifice
was undergoing repairs, so there
was room for only half the regi-
ment.
Sergeant" ordered the captain,
tell the men who don't want to
go to church to fall out"
A large number quickly awaited
themselves of the privilege,
"Now sergeant" said the cap
tain, dismiss all the men who did
not fall out and march the others
in-they need it most. The Con-
tinent
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-09-14
LIGHT WORK

A western man tells of a wealth
er-beaten woman, somewhat over
six feet in height, with shoulders
proportionately broad, who appeared
at house in his town and asked
for light homework, explaining
that she was convalescing from
typhoid fever.
"Where did you come from, and
where have you been" she was
asked.
1--WE been diggin' out on a ranch
in Wyoming" she explained, "mak-
ing post holes whilst ! was gittin'
my strength back. "-Harper's Mag
azine
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-09-14
SOLDIER WAS TOO MUCH
ALIVE TO BE DEAD HERO

It's nice to be a dead hero and
be officially lauded as such, but a
live man can't very well accept
the honor. This is the sentiment
expressed in letter received by
the Veterans Welfare Board from
Fernando b. Gonzales, American
soldier officially reported dead.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-09-14
TOO MUCH JAW POWER

The people of this country will
not get anywhere through the ac-
tivities of demagogues who are us
ing their lung power in blatherskite
yawp and whose program is entire
ly that of initiating the soviet So
cialists in ripping up and tearing
down the structures. Building up
is real task for real men who
have brain power as well as jaw
power.-Clayton (MoD Waterman
Advocate,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-09-14
HOME "STUFF"
DON'T LET FOOD OR DRINK
STAND IN GALVANIZED IRON

The U. S. Bureau of Chemistry
issues warning against the use
of food or drink which has been
stored for even a short time in gal
vanized iron vessels 1t also warns
against the use of galvanized iron
utensils in making preserves or
jellies or as container for cider
or jelly or any fruit juices. 1t has
been ascertained that food or drink
even distilled water, placed for any
length of time in such vessels, con-
tans zinc poisoning.
Surprise the family by baking
the chicken pie in little individual
dishes.
When making fried-egg sand
wiches add plenty of grated onion
to the mayonnaise.
Tomatoes may be stuffed with
chopped onions, tomato pulp and
bread crumbs and baked.
Use discarded talking machine
needles to save buying brads for
homeframed PICTURES.
Silk hosiery will wear longer if
Numbered before wearing.
Serve greens in the spring menu.
They will help avoid doctors bills.
Keep all salad dressings in a
cool place, but not at freezing
temperature.
To remove ink stains from wood
make mixture of equal parts of
vinegar and linseed oil. Shake well
before using and apply with soft
cloth.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-09-14
NOT IN HIS WAY

Brown was making visit to a
girl who lived in the country, and
they We're walking through the
fields when they noticed COW and
II calf rubbing noses in bovine love.
He spoke up:
THE sight of that makes me
want to do the same thing"
"Go ahead" she replied, cts
fathers COW" Boston Transcript.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-09-14
Like Rolling Off a Log !,

Bert Winslow writes, Eve lost
several hogs and discovered they
were cholera infected. Rats spread
the germ. A neighbor told me
about Royal Guaranteed Rat Kake.
We used it. In a short time there
wasn't rat to be found. The job
was so easy, it was like rolling off
log" Get Royal Guaranteed Rat,
kake tday. Sold and guaranteed by
ALL LEADING DRUG AND
HARDWARE STORES
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-09-14

We have always liked cats,
Some of you may suspect that.
Once we wrote, in lighter vein,
A series of short articles, "touch-
in on an appertainin' to"
"The Lord of the Housetops" or
"The Tiger in the House"
We're sorry; we know now, they
weren't much
In fact, they were entirely too
light.
If you will forgive the past, we
will give you something good about
cats.
No, we didn't write it, wish we
had. or could,
You won't get all of it. Just a
tantalizmg tit-bit 1t may cause
You to read the whole essay. If so,
our, and your time will be well
spent.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-09-14
Ink From Other Presses
VITAL QUESTIONS
DISCUSSED BY
LEADING EDITORS
OF THE COUNTRY
NOT THE DEMOCRATIC WAY

Another plot to wreck Democratic
aspirations for national return to
power in 1924--the Postoffice De-
partment goes on self-sustalning
basis for the first time in history.
oil City (Pa) Blizzard.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-09-14
LOSES BIG TALKING POINT

Sometimes we almost think Mr..
Gompers is disappointed at seeing
the eight-hour day go into effect in
the steel mills.-Detroit Free Press.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-09-14
A Note ON Animal Psychology.
BY Remy ID Gourmont

by Kenny ID Gourmont
There are homes without dogs,
particularly in the cities; there are
very few without cat. Now the
cat is considered as useful ami
NAL. now as pleasant creature.
and again as vertiable child of
the family. At Paris the cat has
no master and mistress, it has a
father and mother. Yesterday. ex-
planning the hostile attitude of her
cat, widely known woman of let
tiers said to me in the most natural
manner possible: "only his father
may fondle him. The dog, too,
forms part of the family, but the
apartment dog requires attentions
that the cat, skilled in performing
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-09-14

A recent news report says That
Amherst College will not graduate
a man unable to swim 200 yards or
more.
.4a&*s
We have sneaking idea that
the reason for that is because girls
mentioning at beach resorts have
to be taught to swim more times
than there are inches of cloth in
their bathing suits. And college
boys are the only ones who can
spend their time in the futile pur-
suit of persauding the average girl
to go into the water.
st*s&s
There was a young lady named
Poppy
Who liked trailing skirts that
were floppy;
She thuoght they looked chic,
But the boys couldn't peek,
So their verdict was that she was
sloppy
A wise philosopher has said that
most women do not wear clothes to
hide their nakedness, but to call
attention to themselves.
But when mans eyes have been
attracted, only to find nothing
worth looking at. he feels like the
man who draws blank in tur-
key rattle,
"Why does chicken cross the
road"
Has met with no reply;
When they cross in front of cars
We learn the reason why:
They cross the road to demon
strate
That drivers have no brains
When they attempt to cross the
tracks
In front of railroad trains.
OH, SAY, DID YOU SEE the
people stand up when the band at
the Solebury Clam Bake played
America ?"
We earnestly beseech Miss (but
we'd better not print her name for
she might not approve of our lev
ity)-anyway, we wish she she'd
start class of instruction to teach
people the difference in america"
and "The Star Spangled Banner"
They generally say it takes more
courage to say things to ones face
rather than behind ones back. 1t
all depends. Suppose you were
talking to mule?
well" mourned Swipes Stock,
ton the other day as he watched a
frumpy woman going down the
street with SOLDERING poodle,
birds of feather flock together.
And we emphatieally add, Like
mother, like child"
ssss*.
An actress who went to Paris
seeking new plays for the Theatre
Guild of New York returned re-
Gently without any. She said the
plays she had seen in France were
too dirty" to be reproduced in
America.
But it would seem that after she
dragged them back across the ocean
they would get a good washing.
Anyway, they say that American
plumbing is the most modern and
plentiful in the world.
%s*sss
Dear Gee See:--You said some
time ago that the increase of d.
vorces was caused by the fact that
books ON beauty hints were being
read instead of cook books. Here's
one to make you feel good: The
County Clerk of Clarksburg, w.
Va, is giving a cook book to every
girl who secures marriage license.
How's that? INA MUTT.
*sss&s
Not so good Easy come, easy
goN They'll probably use them to
put under wabbly table legs.
ssas*s
Our idea of dumb-be is the
simpering female who thinks that
fried chicken means hard-boiled
chorus girl!
IN THE DEPTHS
Syndicate News Service)
Question-Have been keeping
company with a young man for the
past seventeen years. He treats
me very kindly at times and is not
the least bit stingy. | dearly love
him and do wish he would say
something of interest to me. What
would you do if you were in my
position all these years without re-
a proposal?
Answered. kick him in the
Stats!
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-09-14
Advertising

proves most profitable when car
ried on in regular, systematic
manner.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-09-14
For Auto Tourists

All kinds of Pickles-Dilrs sweet
and sour, sweet mixed, ETC., both loose
and in bottles.
Phrosto Fruit Juices for summer
drinks.
Meats, cliced and canned; cheese
in wide variety, to suit every taste;
olives, salad dressings. Sar-a-Lee
Spread and other good things galore
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-09-14

Keep all salad dressings in a
cool place, but not at freezing
temperature.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-09-14
IN THE DEPTHS


Syndicate News Service)
Question-Have been keeping
company with young man for the
past seventeen years. He treats
me very kindly at times and is not
the least bit stingy. | dearly love
him and do wish he would say
something of interest to me. What
would you do if you were in my
position all these years without re-
eeiving proposal?
Answered. kick him in the
slatsl
, 1923-10-30
NICE NEW SHIRT NOT
NICE AFTER MACHINE
IS CLEANED WITH IT

Jack Holt went out of the studio
one day and found Clarence Burton
a~ssiduously wiping the dust and
grease off his tJack's) mr..
II don't know why you are doing
me such a favor. but thanks Just tho
same" said the Paramount star,
puzzled ms to the character actors
motive in giving his car a free shine.
In explanation, Burton held up
the rag with which he was shining
the car. It was a shirt
Just getting a little local color
on this shirt to make It look more
realistic" he explained.
The new picture in which Burton
plays the part Of Nilsson" a VII.
la.nous pearl thief in the South Sea
Island fisheries. Is "The Man I'm
conquerable." AM VIII be shown al
The Iris Theater for two days start
inE tomorrow with Mr.. Holt in tn,
star role.
, 1923-10-30
ADJUSTMENTS
~ N~HS q w.
OF 1928"
CONTINUE TO DRAW

Billy Irelnnd's Follies OF 1923 con
tinued to be a drawing card at the
Columbia theater last night. and
packed houses were the rule despite
the Indictment weather which was so
evident outside.
The present bill Is "oh Mabie."
II consumes q period OF an hour and
a quarter and includes some very
clever stuff. as well as some fine
things In the musical line. II the
Foliies can maintain the standard
this production there is no doubt
that they will continue TO be well
come in Casper for some time TO
come.
Mr.. ireland promises many new
features with the show for this sea.
son. Harry Dunbar and Lew New.
man viii furnish the laughs. at least
a large part OF them. They are
not the only lauGh.makers In the
show however.
Maudina Dunbar and celestine
OrNeil are good acquisitions to the
cast in the way of musical and vocal
work Miss Dunbar knows the pia-
no and Miss O'Neil possesses a CON
tralto voice Of good quality.
In addition to the musical com
edy the Columbia management is OF.
ferinE n feature picture, Ben Turpin
in "rho Shrek of Aroby." It Is
indeed n "shriek'' from start to FIN.
ish. so numerous are tho comic sit.
uL;ions-
, 1923-10-30
ACTION IN
MIX MOVIE, AMERICA

In each picture starring Tom Mix.
the beloved william Fox exponent
of clean, bright. active character.
there is at least ono new and dam
Eerous stunt incorporated. In North
of Hudson Bay" which is a big Fox
special this custom is magnihed by
tenfold. Thus, when It opens at the
America theater Friday patrons will
have the opportunity of seeing a
good star at his best.
From tho opening scene at the
small Alberta farm OF Michael Dane.
until the last fade-out on tho boat.
homeward bound, the adherence to
the story of Jules Furthman entails
a sweep of action unparalleled IN
anything Mix ever has done before.
, 1923-10-30
MASQUERADE At THE
ARKEON Halloween


A Halloween masquerade ball will
be held by the mana cement Of the
Arkeon dancing academy tomorrow
night. Cash prizes viii be given
away for Tho most original. most
comical and most beautiful cos-
TUNES. This will be the first
masque bail that has been held at
the Arkeon for some time.
, 1923-10-30
CARRIER boy INJURED
BY AUTO REPORTED ON
ROAD TO RECOVERY

Elton Lindsey. is-year~old son Of
Mr.. and Mrs. r. X. Lindsey, 115l
West Thirteenth street. Is recover
ing from injuries received in an
accident recently when no was
knocked down by q car driven by
, 1923-10-30
WILLOW SAPLING SAVES
FAIR LOIS FROM FALL

A stout willow sepling recently
saved Lois Wilson, Paramount Feat
ured player from being thrown from
her horse fifty feet down a oeky
urecipice while riding out TO location
in the Tonic Basin, Arizona.
Miss Wilson plays h rolls OF FL
Ian forth in tho Paramount pro
auction. ITO the Last Man" at the
Rialto theater and tho accident was
caused by an insecure saddle cineh.
AZ she felt tho saddle slipping side
vyays, she seized a willow tree above
her head which broke her fall AMI
prevented both horse and rider from
plunging over the cliff. Miss WI
son sustained a few minor bruises
and was found by Richard DIX, also
a featured player in the production
who was hurying along the trail.
Miss Wilson. who is an excellent
horsewoman. was riding Senator"
the spirited horse which attracted
such notice in Pnramounts epic pic.
ture, THE Covered Wagon" n
James Cruze production in which
Miss Wilson played.
ITO the Last Man" was directed
by Victor Fleming and the scenes
were shot in the hills OF Arizona
200 miles from a railway station.
The story is historical and deals cup
tlvatlngly with a Banguinary fhud
winged in the eighties, The other
featured players arr Noah Berry
Robert Edeson and Frank sampeau.
There arc many seenes Of great
dramatic power while the live inter
rat never Lays. 1t IS n most com
polling ~photoplny. The supporting
players include many screen artists
Of reputation and popularity.
, 1923-10-30

film now at tho wyoming theater.
a good evenings entertainment.
They arc the terror OF q sudden
s~hlp-wreck and tho excitement OF a
closely contested horse-race.
Tho Kentucky Derby was ad.
apted from hat famous stage melo-
drama. "Tho Suburban." In order
TO give It correct atmosphere Unit
versal eent an ent,c production
company TO kentucky. where racing
and stock farm scenes. including the
celebrated Kentucky Derby. won by
Norwich. were filmed at Lexington
and Louisville.
, 1923-10-30

Cape Town. Africa. church people
r considering the purchase Of fur
niture for their edificss in the United
States.
, 1923-10-30

Honduras has few motion picture
houses and the people like only
wld west and other thriller films.
, 1923-10-30

In the development of the very
unusual story. Mix is whiried
through endless. narrowing dangers.
He dives on an oid-fashioned paddle
wheel river steamboat. as an act OF
gallantry, to retrieve the blown-or
hat of a charming young girl. This
scene IN not without humor. Again,
his heroic fight with a pack of
hunger-maddened wolves. with no
other protection than his stout arms.
provides a thrill as new and refresh
ing rs that gained by the terrific
plunge in q frail bark amos down
a roaring cataract
Tom Mix is surrounded by some
well-known screen players in this
phenomenal production of the north
ern Wristbands.
, 1923-10-30
SOUTH SEA ISLANDS
AND NEW YORK ARE
COMBINED IN FILM

The Iris theater has an excep-
tionally good photoplay running; the
engagement began yesterday and
VIII conclude today.
The picture is entitled "Pawned,'
written from a story by Frank L.
Packard. author OF 'rhe Miracle
Man" and first published in Mum
sey's Magazine. 1t is full of lively
action which takes place amid sur
roundings sufficiently out OF the or
binary to give great pleasure even
in a Photographic way. The early
scenes are in the South Sea Islands
ana the final ones IN tho heart Of
New York City's picturesque East
Side.
Tom Moore and Faith Roberts are
the featured members Of the cast
und both give splendid performances
Charles Gerard as a drug addict, n
James Barrows, IN old cab driver
who has pawned his soul to drink
must not go without favorable men
ton.
, 1923-10-30
.P0STOFF|CE employees
GUESTS OF STEWART At
AMERICA This EVENING

George Stewart. manager of the
America th~eater. will be host TO the
postofflee employees of the Casper
Office tonight. A section will be re-
served large enough to take care of
all the employees at the performance
this evening.
The occasion is the first showing
of the big feature. Loyal LIVES" a
smashing melodrama OF the mall
service. starring Brandon lyman.
Faire Binney. Mary Carr and Will
liam Collier Jr.
Mr.. Stewart has dedicated this
picture to Postmaster Bean and the
postal workers Of tho Casper post
Office.
, 1923-10-30
WAGE. IS
MADE SUBJECT
INVESTIGAT| N
Union Chief Conducts
Probe in Montana
Before Farley.

LOS ANGELES, Oct. so-An In
vestigation into wnge conditions In
Butte. Anaconda. and Great Falls,
Montana, whore notices Of a so cent
reduction in days pay were posted
last week at all mining properties. IS
being conducted by Edward CROUCH,
vice president OF the international
Union of Metal workers, in prepare
ton for a conference with operators,
it WA announced here by c. II.
Meyer. president OF the metal work
ers, yesterday.
Mr.. Meyer said that he expected
, 1923-10-30
Harmless Means
of Reducing Fat

Many fat people fear ordinary
means for reducing their weight.
Here is an extraordinary method
Extraordinary because while per-
fectly harmless no dieting, exercise.
or disgusting Ereases and salves
are necessary. Marmola Prescrip-
tlon Tablets are made exactly in
accordance with the famous Mar
moia Prescription. You reduce
Htendily and easily. with no i'll eff
fects. Procure them from your
druggist Mt ono dollar for q case or
send price direct to the Mnrmpla
Company. 1919 woodward Avenue,
natroit. observation-disclosures.
, 1923-10-30

John Lynn. 1es North Beech street
The youth had several teeth loosened
and was carried several feet by the
force OF the car. The accident
occurred at Oak and CY Just after
young Lindsey. who Is a Tribune
newsboy. had stepped of the bus.
Mr.. Lynn is doing everything In
his power to make r~eparations for
the injuries received by the boy.
, 1923-10-30

to hear from Mr.. CROUCH as to the
outcome of the latter's efforts TO
arrange a conference at which the
pay cut might be discussed and a
compromise reached which would
forestali my possibility of a strike
growing out of tho Reduction