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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-05-25
FARM AND
HOME FACTS
DRESSINGS FOR COOK ED
GREENS

Dressing No. For ID peck of
fresh, or | quart .of canned greens,
melt 3 tablespoonsful Of butter or
other fat in pan, add the chopped
spinach and cook for minutes.
Sprinkle with tablespoonsful of
flour, stir thoroughly and add 3-4
cup Of milk. Cook minutes.
Sliced, hard boiled eggs may be adj
ded or used as garnish.
Dressing No. Q Heat table
spoonsful of bacon fat. or oil; add
2 tablespoons Of flour and stir until
the flour is brown Add slowly
while stirring 8-4 cup of chicken or
other stock or the water in which
green's were cooked Add the chop
ped greens, season with salt and pa
prika and cook slowly for minutes.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-05-25

howled about the $150,OOO year
that Will Hays gets as head of the
movie industry?
How many times have you heard
people criticize someone else by
saying, 1--WE got twice as much
brains as he has, and yet cant get
soft snap like that"
If you had twice as much brains
as that fellow, you'd be getting
twice as much money as he is get
ting if you'd prove that you have
the brains.
There is less pull" in this world
than people ordinarily believe. Most
jobs are secured and held by pains
taking work of brain and Drawn.
Don't forget that. And if you have
so much brains, why dig into the
job you have and prove it.
One of the most common causes
Of domestic unhappiness is that
wives resent the fact that they have
to wash dishes and make beds. They
think that their husbands have soft
snaps" and that it is unjust for
them to have to soil their hands
with dirty dishes and strain their
backs turning over mattresses.
They have the idiotic idea that they
could do their husbands jobs better
than they could do them them
selves.
And if her husband doesn't dress
her in silks and satins and ride her
around in limosines, then he is a
poor simp. That is. if she is the
type of woman who marries to get
meal ticket" OF course there
are thousands of women who buckle
down and work arm-in-arm with
their husbands, sympathizing with
them and cooperating with them
so that they both finally come to
the top of the ladder of success.
If you've got job to do, DO IT!
Any fool can criticize, BUT IT
TAKES A MAN OR WOMAN
WITH c o u r A G f A N d
STRENGTH OF CHARACTER TO
DO THEIR "STUFF."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-05-25
WHEN THE POT CALLS THE
KETTLE BLACK

Omar Khayyam, the Persian poet
of the Eleventh Century, once said,
you plume yourself upon your
temperance. but this false glory
sits vilely on one who commits deeds
a thousand times more vile than
honest drunkenness
The Trenton Times said last
Monday Ga thousand years later) in
speaking of the embezzlemeft of
some 100000 by one James HAM
mond, "In public life Mr.. Hammond
was regarded as reformer. He was
champion Of prohibition and &C,
tive in the Anti4Saloon League"
NOW YOU CAN DRAW YOUR
OWN CONCLUSIONS,
*&&&*A
HORSE SENSE: If you want
to be driven With loose rein you've
got to take the responsibility of
keeping the wagon on the road"
Type Metal Magazine.
this FREEDOM after all, is
simply the application Of the old
admonition Of Jesus, ''Do unto
others as you would have others do
unto YOU"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-05-25
SUE HUN EDITORS FOR LIBEL

Chicago members of the Amer
lean Legion are preparing to assist
in the prosecution of Arthur Lor-
enz, formerly editor of the Illinois
Staats-Zeitung, who was arrested
recently at st. Paul. Lorenz and
Sidney SBlelman, former Publisher
of the German new.paper, had
twice been indicted there. Spielman
is being sought
A charge of criminal libel against
them was based on an editorial in
the. paper, December 81, 1921, re-
ferring to American soldiers as
'tramps, vagabonds and buns" and
TO members of the American Legion
as "the refuse of the nation"
Lorenz was arrested in connect
ion with the first Indictment which
was dismissed without the knowl-
edge Of the Legion officials, who
supported the prosecution. Last Oc-
tober the grand jury reindicted the
nsau.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-05-25
VETERANS PROVIDE TOURIST
PARK AT GETTYSBURG

A tourist park and camping site,
under the direction of ex-scrvice
men of Gettysburg, Pa, will be
opened there this summer. The park
project was originally in the hands
of the city officials, but was turned
over to the veterans on heir re-
quest. The city will provide forest
ration for the site and plans an ade-
quate water supply They are ar
ranging to erect necessary build
ings and facilities to care for the
hundreds Of tourists who visit Get
tysburg during the year.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-05-25
PART OF THE LOOT


1t was his first morning at the
coal yard and he was instructed to
deliver load. As he failed to re-
turn search was instituted, and he
was discovered at the house where
he had delivered the coal.
After putting it in the cellar he
had taken up his quarters in the
kitchen. from which the cook could
rot get him to leave.
What do you mean by such con-
duct?' his employer asked him.
why" he replied simsoly, 81
thought was sold with the ccal-I
was weighed with it."-Minneapolis
Tribune.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-05-25
MORE MONEY PROVIDED FOR
MICHIGAN BONUS

The original appropriation for the
payment Of COMPENSATION to sol
diers of Michigan was exhausted, so
the further sum Of S1,500,000 was
set aside by the legislature. Many
of the claims which were not paid
from the first appropriation were
those which had been held up for
notification of records, and certain
of these will now be paid
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-05-25
ON DOING YOUR STUFF"

1t is a common fault that every
one always thinks that the other
fellow has a soft snap" That is,
until man claims he is getting an
enormous salary. Then everybody
thinks he is a liar. And when he
makes out his income tax report the
Government thinks he is liar.
But it is common fault that
makes people resent the ''hard"
work they have TO do, when they
think that others they know are get
ting big pay withot working. For
instance. how many times have you
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-05-25
NO CAUSE FOR WORRY

Buddy was up before the disabil-
:ty board. The pompous alienist was
asking him long string of ques-
TORS to determine. his mental corr
lition. and Buddy was rapidly be.
coming Disguised.
Quick shouted the celebrated
doc. "tell me this: How many legs
has a lobster?"
Buddy looked at him crushingly
before replying.
'iFor the luvva Mike he said, sis
that all you got to worry about ~
American Legion Weekly.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-05-25
A WITNESS ESTIMATE OF
THE JURY

A certain lawyer had found the
witness difficult to manage, and
finally asked whether he was ac-
quainted with any men on the jury.
"Yes, SIR replied the witness;
more than half of them
"Are you willing to swear that
you know more than half of them %
demanded the lawyer.
"Wby," retorted the witness, .'if
it comes to that, Pm willing to
swear that | know more than all of
them put together" -Harpers Mag
aZine.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-05-25
Ink From Other Presses
VITAL QUESTIONS
DISCUSSED BY
LEADING EDITORS
OF THE COUNTRY
DON'T BELIEVE IN SIGNS

The Democratic national commit
tee speaks of the general distress
full economi condition" of the coun-
try" Evidently the members do
not read the Help Wanted ads
Pittsburgh Gazette Times.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-05-25
ERECT BRONZE MEMORIAL TO
SOLDIER DEAD
VETERANS COLUMN"

A memorial tablet for the men of
Helena, Arkansas, who fell in the
War has been erected by group
of local men. The tablet is of
bronze. Fitting services marked the
dedication of the memorial
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-05-25
SPINACH CRoQuErTEs

2 Cans cooked spinach, 1 egg. s
Tablespoonful of bread crumbs, IA
teaspoonful salt Put the spinach
through the food chopper or chop
finely; add the egg, salt and bread
crumbs. Form into croquettes,
place in buttered pan and brown in
a hot oven.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-05-25
STILL IMMATURE

Lord Cecil says the league doesn't
need teeth. Maybe not. 1t GER
tainly can't be accused of having
cut. any of the wisdom variety. Gin
cinnat Enquirer.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-05-25
EsLQsIIsSAAM. assyETSsAIlMsl ~ VI

Much good poetry is printed in
newspapers, especially in feature
columns.
In f. p. AS column, 1.-THE Con-
ming Tower in the N, Y. Tribune,
under the nom de plume "Adul
Tima," the following gems were
printed.
Mixing my metaphors slightly
they strike chords that vibrate in
my heart. May they do so in
yours.
WILD PLUM
They are unholy who are born
To love wild plum at night,
Who once have passed it on road
Glimmering and white.
II is as though darkness had
Speech of silver words,
Or as though a cloud of stars
Perched like ghostly birds.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-05-25
A PERFECT ZERO

An advocate of the league of ma
tons says it should be judged by
what it does. Then it has no rec
ommendation. Pittsburgh Gazette
Times.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-05-25

SMILIN THRU
RX GEE SEE
THE FAMILY .woRKBAsKET

II just love it,
Gushed a woman
When they spoke of rc1dlework
And she called it
Fascinating
That's one task | never shirkl"
When she said it
There were present
Certain men to be impressed;
And her eyes were
Soft and tender
AS this virtue she confessed.
tBut her husband
Could have told you
He was wearing B. v. D's
Without buttons;
And his shirt cuffs
Needed turning, if you please!)
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FRIENDSHIP

Clear-heart and Cloudy heart.
One was slow and dreamed;
One was swift as fever.
And the wearier seemed,
Clear-heart and Cloudy-heart.
Strange boys at strife,
Comrades for an afternoon
Stayed so for life
Clear 1heart and Cloudy-heart
Long lives have had;
One is gnarled and jolly,
And one still slightly mad.
ABDUL Tina.
f. f, S,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-05-25
SAYS FREDDY THE FROG

| dere edyter--the ke.lc thatssAgot
the least water in it begins to sing
tn soonest-if a husban pats his
wife on the back becaus she can do
good needlework she suspicious it's
because hes wantin her to darn the
holes in his pockets or some such
slabor that binds the ties of domes-
tic slavery--if any other man COM
pliments her shes tickled as kitten
with feather
men are crazy anyhow--if they'd
dock their wives for all they lose
thru the holes in their pockets they'd
soon get them darned--us frogs
don't have no pockets to darn or
dishes to wash that why we aint got
no domestic probems-now you
know why we croak ourselves
hoars
A proposed suffrage law in
Frame provides that women who
are and have been mothers, can
vote. In this county they might
at least require that much of the
women to write articles and make
speeches and address mothers clubs
on the rearing of children.
s*****
If motherhood should be. made
the requisite for voting in this
country thered be lot of poodle
toting females who couldn't even
qualify to read the election returns
in the newspapers!
ss***s
There are lot Of childless fe-
males who are mental" poodle
tooters even tho they don't lug them
around in their arms.
1t all depends upon the frame of
mind
It's funny how some people think
they cant afford to have children"
and yet think they can afford auto
mobiles.
Birth control" to selfish women
simply resolves itself into ques-
ton of "giith CONTROL
Willie Bryan Che who claims he
| "a. ,,oJa n,,t If ,,,,,d lilo tho ,,ios- tLe,
little girls play With, says as how
people who go out on Saturday
night are violating the Sabbath
makes them sleep so late they don't
go to church.
Some people enjoy life to live;
other people live to enjoy life; but
Willie Bryan wants everybody to go
to church.
We might suggest that if sermons
We're made as appealing as plays,
and churchs as attractive as the
atres Willie Bryan and his ilk
wouldn't have to be always bowling
because people don't go to church.
&s&s&s
There's a thought that keeps
buzzing around our head somewhat
to the effect that s'you can catch
more flies with honey than you can
catch with vinegar"
1
The long distance dancing craze
seems to have died out Evidently
it proved too long between drinks
and cuddling parties.
| &&*&&&
Lambertville's housing shortage
reminds us of the crowded ships
returning to America after the war
broke out in Europe in 1914, When
one Of these ships was two days at
sea, a passenger came to the cap
tain and said. "l've just got to have
place to sleep" The captain re-
piled, whats the matter with the
place you've been sleeping in during
the last two nights ?" The passen-
ger shrugged his shoulders. "Well,
you see the man | was sleeping ON
was sick Now he's getting we'll,
and he won't stand for it anymore"
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They are unpitied from their birth
And homeless in mems sight
Who love better than the earth
Wild plum at night.
ABDUL Tina.
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The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1923-08-02
GENERAL

Germans hoard food as prices soar
and mark nears million to the dollar.
England plans to substitute CONNER
cial airship lines.
Woodrow Wilson, in magazine arti-
Gle, warns capitalists to mend their
ways under menace of growing I'M
rest and threatened upheaval.
Assistant Secretary of Navy Roose-
welt inspects naval aircraft in war
manoeuvres at Newport from bomb
ing plane.
Senator Hiram Johnson can't get
the Republican nomination or be elect
ed if named, says Ambassador
Harvey.
The last crib of the cofferdam at
Wilson Dam, Muscle Shoals, Ala, has
been installed.
Jury in West Virginia in trial of
William Blizzard, in the mine war"
murder case, fails to agree.
j. p Morgan, sailing for vacation
abroad, will be drawn into reparations
discussion, financiers believe.
Divorces are gaining ground on
marriages in Massachusetts, the Blu
reau of Census announced. For the
year 1922 there were 3.20S divorces
against 1886 In 1916 and 1858 mar
riages compared with 1896 six years
ago.
Judge Gary called his associates
into conference on the IL hour day
controversy.
Two hundred longshoremen in San
Francisco went out on strike. They
want an increase from 80 cents to 81
an hour.
One thousand two hundred persons
were arrested during one day at De-
troit for violating traffic regulations.
This is a record.
L. White Bussey, many years secre-
| tary to Uncle Joe" Cannon, became
special assistant to Chairman John T..
| Adams of the Republican National
( Committee.
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SPORTING

Johnny Dundee wins featherweight
championship by outpointing Eugene
Criqui in New York in fifteen-round
battle at Polo Grounds.
Vincent Richards defaults in Metro
politan title tennis tourney.
Bobby Garcia, Jimmy Bronson's
army featherweight champion. will
oppose Honey Boy Finnegan, three
times champion of the navy, in a
twelve round decision bout at Berwin,
Nd, August 16.
John Saladna, the giant Pennsyl-
vania coal miner who is a recruit
pitcher for Kansas City, gives promise
of developing into star. He won an
eleven inning game from Indianapolis
recently, during which he was never
ahead until the last round
Perry of Chambersburg broke Blue
Ridge League records, when he hit
safely eight times out of nine trips to
the plate in double header the other
day He also won both games with
home runs
For taking his beating from Leonard
Monday night Tender will be paid
$99,269.50. Each lighters purse will
be much reduced. however. by their
respective managers shares, believed
to amount to one-third, and by heavy
income taxes.
Benny Leonard received $161, 108.15
for IS minutes of fighting with Lefty
Lewie Tender in the New York con-
test.
The Leonard-White fight probably
will take place between August is and
September l.
The American fencing team defeat
ed the Northern England tenn in the
epee and saber contests by "a to 10.
The Cubans have cabled Benny
Leonard an offer of $4,000 to fight
Archie Walker. Brooklyn lightweight,
in Havana, Thanksgiving Day.
The Detroit Tigers have purchased
Sammy Hack, third baseman of the
Hattiesburg club of the Cotton States
League.
Tex Richard signs Dempsey and
Firpo for championship bout in Sep
TENDER.
American Olympic athletes to be
housed in magnificent chateau of
Prince Murat when they attend Paris
games in 1924.
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Great Events That Are Chang
ING the Worlds Destiny Told
in Paragraphs.
ITEMS TO INTEREST ALL
Short Chronicle Of Past Occurrences
Throughout the Union and Our
coIonles--News From Europe
That VIII Interest
WASHINGTON


Friends say Senator Hiram Johnson
plans speaking tour to discredit Presi-
dent Harding and his policies and
sound out own chances for nominal
ton.
Republican National Committee to
meet in Washington in December to
fix time and place Of 1924 convention.
Postmaster General New issued an
order doubling the weight limit and
reducing the rate by so per cent or
more or parcel post to Russia.
The tomato now ranks third in i'm
portance among truck crops, accord
ing ito the department of agriculture.
An appeal to members Of the OH
GERS reserve corps to help recruit the
army to its authorized strength has
been mailed to each Of the 1900 mem
hers by Major General Davis, ad1u-
tant general. The officers are asked
to bring in one recruit each in order
that summer training work for guard,
training camps, may go ahead tuii
speed next year.
Postponement of proceedings in
Pittsburgh plus case gives rise to re-
ports that farm bloc will start drive TO
abolish present plan for fixing iron
and steel prices.
Senator La Toilette will sail August
l for trip through Europe to study
cooperative systems.
The Monmouth inquirer. [volume] (Freehold, N.J.) 1865-1933, 1923-08-02
FOREIGN

Premier Poincare announces Bel
GUM and France find British note on
reparations unacceptable and will sug-
gest new draft.
Ex-Crown Prince Wilhelm reported
plotting escape from Wieringen to
lead revolt in Germany.
French open frontiers between
Ruhr Valley and Germany, and Ger
mans flock in and out by thousands.
Belgium's separate reply to Britain
urges a general reparation confer
ence.
Ku Klux Khan incorporators sum
moned to Albany, N Y, to answer
injunction suit
Bank officials in Berlin characterize
the situation as practically hopeless.
While the population of France as
whole continues to decrease, that of
Alsace-Lorraile is increasing, accord
ing to official statistics received by
the commerce department.
Delegates to the British Medical AS
ISOLATION convention gave an ovation
to DR.. Banting when the discoverer of
insulin told the story of his expert
ments.
Chauncey NJ. Depew, a nephew of
Senator Depew, was transferred from
the American consulate in London to
a similar post at Palermo.
Joseph Gillet. noted Partisan silk
manufacturer, who died short time
ago, left an estate of over $240, 200, 900.
DR.. George Levy, Communist"
member of the French chamber of
deputies, has disappeared. He left
Moscow for Paris July II and has not
been heard of since.
Rear Admiral Niblack. U. S. N, was
retired after AZ years in service
A grave view of conditions of Brit
ish trade and industry is taken by a
large industrial group Of the house of
commons, which sent letter to Pre-
mier Baldwin outlining the plans OF
the group to meet the situation.
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.INDICT WARD AGAIN
IN PETERS'S Staying
Millionaire Bakers Son Again
jailed on First Degree Finding
Filed by Special Panel.

White Plains, N. Y.-Walter 8.
Ward, son of George S. Ward, million
aire baker, was indicted on charge
of first degree murder here in connec-
ton with the shooting TO death OF
Clarence E. Peters, whose body was
found near the Kensico Reservoir,
north of White Plains, on May 10,
1922. Ward was indicted on June 10,
1922, on the same charge, but the IN
dictment was dismissed on January "a
last for lack of prosecution.
When the indictment was read JUS
tice Wagner asked Ward how he
pleaded Ward arose and, smiling,
said 81 plead not guilty"
Ward was held without bail to await
trial on Tuesday, September A. He
was taken to the Westchester county
jail.
Ellwood Rabenold, of Wards coun-
sci, arrived at the Court House after
Ward had been taken to the. county
jail. Informed of the indictment,
Rabenold said:
well, I'm glad that is over. There
are two sides to this case: now we'll
be able to tell our side of it."
Justice Wagner said his court would
be continued until the date Of the trial
so that any special motions prepared
by either side could be made before
him.
Attorney General Sherman was
asked whether he expected any other
indictments would be returned by the
Extraordinary Grand Jury.
II am not in position to say"
was his reply.
On March 81 last, Governor Smith
ordered the Attorney General to re-
view the case and to find out whether
the county authorities had done every
thing possible to find the guilty person
in the killing of Peters. The Grand
Jury inquiry and indictment resulted
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WORLDS NEWS IN
CONDENSED FORM

VANCOUVER, BRITISH cOLUM~
BIA.-Greatest crowds of President
Harding's tour greet him at Van
couver.
MINNEAPOLIS, MINI. - Senator
Elect Magnus Johnson of Minnesota
discerns danger of revolution in the
United States.
BoSToN.-Former President Wood
row Wilson, writing under the caption
of The Road Away From Revolution,
for the August number of the Atlantic
Monthly, sounds note of warming
that our civilization cannot survive
materially unless it be redeemed spir-
itually.
SToCkHoLM.--Dr. E. Y. Mullins
of Louisville was elected president Of
the Baptist World Alliance to succeed
the late DR.. R. S. Macarthur, who
passed away in February Of this
year,
GARDEN CITY, NJ. Y.-Eddie Stin-
son, accompanied by Charles Dickin-
SON, president of the Aero Club of ILL.,
nois, and Arthur Gray, mechanic. ar
rived at Hazelhurst Field in the junk
er all-metal monoplane in which he
left Chicago, completing in eight and
one-half hours the first nonstop three
passenger night flight between the
two cities.
NEW YORK. - German marks es-
tablished another new low record, one
sale being made at .0O015 cents, or
100000 for $1.50.
PROVIDENCE, r. 1.-The strike Of
union telephone operators has been
declared an at end in a unanimous
vote taken by the wage committee at
Boston.
DALLAS, Textile Dallas Express
announces that survey shows that
less than one-half of l per cent of the
negro population of the state has gone
north, where higher wages have been
drawing so lany Mexicans and other
laborers in the last few months.