Palisadian., 1923-03-23
r. JULES DUPON

BY
r. JULES DUPON
No Cause for Complaint
She calmly entered a book store,
Took a magazine from the stand,
Started out, but was quickly stopped
BY clerk who grasped her hand.
pardon me, madame, for stopping
you,
But you didn't pay for that" he
cried.
"Oh, I don't have to-" 'Why?" he
asked.
It's 'Everybody's,' she replied.
DON'T FORGET TO SHED YOUR
OVERCOATS,' SAYS MOE T H e
PAWNBROKER.
Anybody having rowboats for sale
will find some eager buyers in West
Grantwood.
The Cliffside Fire Engine has caused
the borough ALMOST as much trouble
as the busses MIGHT have caused.
Now that the post office plan has
gone through the folks in Ciiffside
want to know If it means they are 60
ing to have mail carriers--we think
so, unless they decide to empIay fe-
male carriers.
The dog stood on the burning deck,
The flames leaped up around his neck,
HOT DOGi!!
-(Stoien from Somewhere
The worlds greatest statistician has
calculated that in the case of propOs-
ais of marriage SO per cent of the suit
ors press the hand of their beloved, "a
per cent conclude their speech with an
embrace, per cent kiss the hair, 2
per cent kiss the hand, 2 per cent fall
ON their knees and 20 per cent swallow
nervously before they declare their
passion. Ten per cent open and close
their mouths without being able to
utter a single word and 2 per cent
make their proposals while standing
on foot.
Keep On Keeping On
If the day looks kinder gloomy,
And our chances kinder slim;
If the situations puzzlin',
And the prospects awful slim,
And perplexities keep pressin'
Till all hope is nearly gone,
just bristle up and grit your teeth,
And keep on keepin' on.
Shunnin' never wins fight,
And frettin' never pays;
There amt no good in broodin' on.
The pessimistic ways.
Smile just kinder cheerfully,
When hope is nearly gone,
And bristle up and grit your teeth,
And keep on keepin' on.
There amt no use in growlin'
And grumblin' all the time,
When music's ringin' everywhere,
And everything's in rhyme.
Just keep on smilin' cheerfully
If hope is nearly gone,
And bristle up and grit your teeth,
And keep on keepin' on.
Author Unkonwn.
Here's one Arthur Brisbane tells :
So the doctor says, "Give me $4,000
and | will plant monkey gland in you
and you will be boy of 49," The man
says, "All right" and he has the oper-
alton. And he only pays the doctor
$4,000. 81 will sue you," the doctor
says. Didn't make you boy of Is
again?" "You sure did" says the man,
$50 go ahead and sue me. You can't
recover from minor Is years of age" "
The new Hudson River bridge will
be the most costly one in the world,
excepting, of course, Auction Bridge.
Wanted-Y0ung woman for hanging
up, shaking out and folding. Wages
twelve dollars weekly, with bonus, to
start. Apply Tabor Laundry Works,
446 Bathurst st.-Toronto Evening
Telegram.
IT IS WISE NEVER TO MAKE
FRIENDS OF FOOLS OR FOOLS OF
YOUR FRIENDS.
And in Conclusion This One
Amiable looking person in an asy-
lum showing visitor around: "This
poor man is the worst case we have.
He thinks he's Christopher Columbus,
but he's wrong-I am"
How Crabs Propagate.
Crabs reproduce by eggs, which sare
laid In the summer season, shortly
after the female has shed the hard
shell. She has an abdominal append
age In which the eggs are carried
about for safely until they hatch.