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Imperial Valley press., 1923-10-12

saw Johnnie and Billie doing, and
the nat would either slip out and
roll away, or the bunny gentleman
would almost swallow it, and then
hc would cry: "Gluck, Wob!
Gazinka!" " And Johnnie and Billie
would laugh more.
At last Uncle Wiggily said:
81 know what / can do. If l.
can't carry nuts in my pawy or
teeth, can carry them in my hdt," !"
Now you know why called this
story Uncle Wipgily's nut hat, for
the rabbit gentleman used his tall
silk hat in which 10 carry the nuts
he gathered from the ground for
Billie and Johnnie.
Uncle Wiggily could easily carry
lis hat filled with nuts, and if
didn T slip away from him One,
two and three hats filled with hick-
ory and chcstnuts he gathered for
the squirrels.
Then, all of n sudden, as I'm
Gle Wiggily was walking along the
fourth time, his silk hat filled to
the brim with nuts, he saw, as he
stepped out from behind big tree,
the Bob Cat talking to Billie and
Johnnie.
"Ah ha. know what the Bob
Cat wants.' whispered Uncle Wig.
eily TO himself. Gle wants TO nib
bic my cars, and he's asking John
ME and Billie where | am, 50 he
can grab me. He hasn't seen me
yet. Now III play a trick on the
Bob Cat. "
So Uncle Wiggily went around
the other way and came up behind
the Bob Cat so softly that the bad
chap never heard the bunny. And
just then the Bob Cat said TO Billie:
" You II better tell me whore that
rabbit uncle of yours is or ! may
nlbblc your ears anyhow
We II never tell you where he
Is, chattcred Johnnie, and he
looked around but lie couldn't see
Uncle Wiggily, because the bunny
WIS just then hiding behind a tree
back Of the Bob Cat.
Well, must have ears to nib
blc!" suarled the Bob Cat. And
inst then Uncle Wiggily turned ups
side doan his lat full Of hard hicil-
ory nuts and enlptied them on the
head Of the Boil Cat.
"Ily to nibble some Of thesel"
laughed tho rabbit uncle. And hen
the Bob cot fen the hard hickory
nuts bouncing off his nose hc
Imperial Valley press., 1923-10-12

Billie, will bury the nuts they
gather in different places, here
one aud thera one, and will dig
them out as they need them.
81 should ,hing they'd forget
where they hid them" said Nurse
Jane.
"Oh, squirrels are very good at
remembering whore they hide nuts -
tnclc Wiggily chuckicd as lie hop
ped over the fields aad through
the woods 10 ;hc grove Of trees
where he kncy the squirrels would
be gathering their winter food.
Iii, Uucle Wiggilyi" chattcrca
Johnnie Bushytail.
4" 10, Uncle &iggily!' called Bill.
liz Bushytail.
Are there many nuts?' asked
the bunny uncle.
ooh you should see them'" said
Johnnie Bushels and bushels OF
thcm! Jack Fiost knocked down q
lot in the night. There are 50 many
that we never can gather them
all. -
"Then In help you, offered
Uncle Wiggily. But as rabbits are
not formed for gathering mats, he
bunny gentleman made funny work
OF trying 10 pick them up in his
paws. They would roll away from
Linn and then johnnie and Billie
couldn' 7 help laughing.
Or else lnrI Wiggilv would try
tc curry u nut in his teeth5 az he
Imperial Valley press., 1923-10-12
Bed Stories
Copyright, 1923. by Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate
BY HOWARD r. GARIS
UNCLE wIGGILY's NUT HAT


"My, but it's cold and frosty
this morning'' squeaked Nurse
Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, as she set the
table for Uncle Wiggily' breakfast
Jack Frost was certainty dancing
around last night, : and the muskrat
lady housekecper shivered a little
a. she began q bake the pancakes
eff there WAS Il frost there will
be lot of hickory nuts and chest
nuts down on the ground for the
SQUIRRELS to pick up spoke Uncle
Wiggily, as lie twinkled his pink
lose before beginning to drink his
carrot coffee.
Does Jack Frost help the squi-
rels gather nuts2o Nurse Jane
wanted to know.
Well, lie doeyn t exactly help
gather them, explained Uncle Wig
gilv, "but the cold fingers of Jack
Frost loosen the hard, shaggy shells
of the hickory nuts and burst the
priekly burrs Of the chestnuts, so
they fall to the ground. Then
Johnnie and Billie Bushytail, the
squlrreu boys, can pick up the
nuts.
cit must be lots of fun, re
marked Nurse Jane
alt is" said Uncle Wiggily,
"and I think I'll 90 over to the
nut grove and watch the squirrels
at work and play. For Johnnie and
Billie are sure to play as they gath,
er the nuts. -
"What will they do with the nuts
when they pick them up?" asked
the muskrat lady housekeeper
'They will save them until win
ter comes, when no nuts can be
gathered. - answered Uncle Wiggily.
"The rusty tailed red squirrels will
hide al the nuts they can gather
in hollow trees and other places.
The gray squirrels, like Johnnie and
Imperial Valley press., 1923-10-12
SEELEY
. by Press staff Correspondent

" SEELEY, October 12.-Mrs. T.. S.
Cook who has been sick in bed with
IA severe cold is able to be about
again.
A. w. Dungey of Hotel Seeley
has been laid up for several days.
j. p. Williams has accepted a po-
sition in George Campbell's store.
Fred Mastick is driving a new
touring car.
P. G. Nelson, c. L. Barting and
j. Carter, motored out to James Oil
Well Tuesday morning. They found
Mr.. James about ready to resume
drilling in short time.
r. "A. Harvard will start n meat
Imperial Valley press., 1923-10-12
BY STANLEY

route in the rural districts on the
first of the weeks. T. j. Henson
who has been operating the ice
route will assume the meat route.
T. G. Henderson has gotten his
land in splendid shape for alfalfa
and barley crops.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Robertson of
Heber were visitors in Seeley on
Sunday.
William Schroff of Jacumba is
here for a few days looking after
his property.
Press Want Ads are Wonder
Workers. sa
Press Want Aus. oC the work
Try them. o..
Try Press Want Ads.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-10-12
FIFTEEN YEARS AGO

Charles +. Guest and T. A. Dia-
mond have formed partnership for
the purpose of engaging in the real
estate business in Imperial.
A. Lang, an expert bee man from
Toronto, Canada, is visiting his
brother-in-law, Clark w. Adair Mr..
Lang is considering establishing an
apiary here.
The quarterly statement of the
First National Bank of Imperial
shows that its loans and discounts
amount to $2l4,417, with a total as
sets Of &3l5.000
Imperial Valley press., 1923-10-12
howled and cried:

howled and cried.
"Oh my goodness! Oh, trolley
cars!" And away he ran as fast
as he could run. So he didn t nib
Bile any cars after all.
Then Uncle Wiggily again filled
llis nut, hat and the squirrels bad
plenty TO eat when winter shoul9
come, so they were very happy
And If the wan paper doesn t
curl up and 20 10 sleep under the
parlor rug, II tell you next about
Uncle Wiggily writing letter.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-10-12
Looking Backward
What the Press lilies Tell of
Imperial Valley for This Date
In Past Years
NINETEEN YEARS AGO
October IL, 1904

Clarence Il. Conant has imported
a flock of l,300 angora goats for
which he expects to find plenty of
cheap feed in the valley.
The creamery is now so busy that
it has abandoned the old every
other day schedule and is now
churnimg six times a week.
Mrs. V. w. Avery of jackson,
Minnesota, has arrived to visit her
cousin. Mrs. NJ. z. Holman.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-10-12
TEN YEARS AGO
October 12, 1918

Mrs. Phil D. Swing and baby are
expected home from Pasadena to,
day.
Mrs. a. H. Griswold entertained
at a dinner party last night Mr.. and
Mrs. A. Anderson, Mr.. and Mrs. A.,
NJ. Anderson, 6. s. Fullenwider, and
W. o. Anderson, Of Vallejo.
The Universal Fibre Gin expects
to start operating in Calexico short
ly.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-10-12


OF
of period
The members of the Weno Company Instrumental
n
we-known
otEe clever sketches given Ter.
Among the varied a soprano "The
the of
The the skill with which
OF genuine enjelmen,
Imperial Valley press., 1923-10-12
TOM SIMS SAYS

Much time and worry would be
saved around the home by having
rugs with designs like cigaret
ashes.
When selecting hair shampoo re-
member you use it in the eyes as
well as on the hair.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-10-12

Funny who wants to be. president.
Only supporters some of them have
hold up their socks.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-10-12

'RheRii ,ds of fsr.n,er feEief &plan
politicians want is one. to 'telievestheF
politicians of farms. >''H
Imperial Valley press., 1923-10-12

Some men are so timid they don It
put an elbow on either arm of their
theater seat.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-10-12

Press Want Aus. oC the work
Try them.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-10-12

Press Want Ads are Wonder
Workers. e
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-28
Distrito de Arroyo.

A las 4:3O P. NJ. del dia % del ac-
tual, en- su residencia sta en- la ca
lie Pescado, Aurelia Rodriguez, blan-
ca de 80 amos ID edsd, Sc eneerro en-
su habitaci6n y luego de impregnarse
ropas y cuerpo con gasolina, Sc prem
di6 fuego, corriendo hacia la calle,
donde vinieron y la socorrieron varios
vecinos. A las 4:30 a. m. del siguien-
tie dfa, falleci6 a consecuencia de las
quemaduras recibidas. Creese que Sc
suicide por celos.
Distrito de Ceiba.
En- la noche del dia % de los cur
santes, en- el barrio Chupacallos, en- la
casa de Gumersindo Burgos, donde Sc
efectuaba un bale, Gregorio Medina,
de % amos de edad, vecino de Ceiba,
con una navajo barbera, agredio a
Fermfn Burgo, de 78 amos de edad, in
firisndole una herida en- la espalda,
de la que fue curado en- la sala de So
zorro. Ell agresor fue arrestado, cor
Ell arma de la aggression, fijandole el
Juez una fianza de $500.
En- la misma noche, fueron arresta-
dos por haber alterado la paz en- la
casa de Gumersindo Burgos, barrio
Chupacallos, Tomas Serrano, Ger6ni-
mo Conception, y Anastasio Medina,
de cuyo hecho resulto Serrano cen una
herida punzante en- el pecho, de la
que fue asistido en- la sa1a de soco-
rios. La Corte de Paz sefial6 fianza
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-28
FIEsTAs EN- sABANA GRANDE.

Con motive de aproximarse el Is de
mayo, dfa de San Isidro, patron de
Sabana Grande, nos iiiforman que
Sc estan preparandos algunos ele-
mentos de La buena sociedad de di-
cho pueblo para celebrar las fiestas
patronales, de manera que resulten
superiores las de anteriOres afios.
Con anticipation Sc ha anunciado la
celebration de un regio bale, asf CO.
mo grandes carreras de caballos para
Ell juego de sortijas, en- que habra lm
jurado compuesto de bellas seforitas,
el cual entregara al jinete que mayor
ndmero de sortijas haya cogido, tin
premio en- metalico. En- la plaza prin-
cipal, como otras veces, no faltara Pi-
to con sus pleas. A divertirse, pues,
toca ahora a los sabanefios.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-28
Distrito de Yauco,

En- la maiiana del dia % del cursan-.
te mes, en- ell barrio Frailes, en- una
inca propiedad de Garnelo Alvino,
el nino Fundador Perez Montalvo, de
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-28
Ultinaas Novedades ocu~
rridas en- la Isla
de $1OO a eada uno de los acueados.

lde $100 cada uno de los acusadcs.
Distrito de Ponce.
A las 2 A. NJ. del dia % de abril
corriente, en- la Avenida De Hostos,
poblado de Ia Playa, el automovil No.
4632, propiedad de Carlos G. Mora
les Schuck, guiado por el mismo, con-
ductcr No. 1861, choco con un CAIRO
tirado por un caballo, propiedad de
Vicente Muniz y que era conducido
por Dionisio Feliciano, recibiendo es-
te tiltimo individuo fuertes golpes en-
ell cerebro Y pecho resultande su
caro- cen los brancales rotos y ell ca
ballo agolpeado. Ell auto, al desviar-
sc, arrollo tambien a Enrique Ber-
nard, que caminaba pie, fracturan-
dole la pierna izquierda v ocasionan-
dole dos heridas. Ambos lesionados
fueron conducidos al Hospital Trico-
che. AL mismo tempo, ell auto Sc fue
contra las verjas y casas de Jaime Oil
very Luis Porrata, rompiendo la ver-
ia de la primera y ell balloon de la
otra. Ell auto sufrio serias averias,
sin que Sc agolpearan los que en- ell
viajaban. Ell Fiscal del Distrito Sc
nal6 fianza de $1,000 al conductor del
auto, acusandosele de Inf. al Art. 1928
del Codigo Penal vigente.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-28
PRENsA GRAF1cA EsPANo1A.

.AaB e, "El Sol', La Esfera', "Espa-
ma, ."Nuevo Mundo", "Mundo Grafico",
1Blanco y Negro, La Moda Elegante
Ilustrada".
i ST interesan a usted estas revistas
o algunas otras y desea suscribirse o
connprar nuneros sueltos, pida informes
al telefono No $685. LIBERIA NUE.
IVA, Salvador Brau, bajos del DR.. Al
varez Valdes, San Juan, Puerto Rico,
Allen %, telefono 1896.
/. NOTA:-Los residences en- la Isla
ipueden pedir informes 0 numeros suel-
tos por C. o. D. al P. o. Box 961. FE-
LIPE CAMPOS, Agente.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-28
"a MoLER yIDRIo'.

Ha surgido la luz nu nuevo One
Step con el tftulo que encabeza estas
lfneas. La mdsica, muy animada Y
rftmica, es del conocide compositor Sc
nor Aron Tefel, la letra, popular Y
amena, es del joven poeta senior Ra-
fael Marquee, Jr.
Auguramos un exito ruidoso a esta
composition musical que deleitara a
cuantos la oigan v la canten.
Pronto Sc estrenara en- ell cine Rial
to.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-28
Sc ARRIENDA
ALCoHoLADo BARNES,

MUSICA PARA PIANO.-Recibimos
semanalmente los tltimos "hits" de
New York. Tannbien TN gran surtido
de cuplets y musica espanola en- gene
raj. Los Muchachos', San Juan,
P. R.. q 4-3
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-28

80 UENTAvOS DIARIoS PoR UN
SOLAR.-Por ssta cantidad puede us
ted comprar su solar para fabricar 81
.Hogar. listed puede hacer esta econo
mia con surna facilidad mas cuando Sc
trata de tan justa causa Pida infor.
ines Embellishments Henry W.
tDooley. Tel. $50, Tanca e. n-a
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-28

8 afios de edad, Sc cayo dentro de un
|tanque de lavar cafe, que tenia como
metric y medic de aqua, pereciendo
ahcgado. 81 cadaver fue examinado
nor eli DR.. Rigau.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-01-26
PUSSY HAD TO COME FIRST
Good Reason Why Impeounious Pale
Couldn't Afford to Steal Cats
Provisions.

A certain artist and his wife-whS
is an artist, too-recall an incident Of
their early studio days. A friend leavs
ing the city for few weeks left In
their care a large, healthy and hungry
looking cat with lnjunctions to give is
good care, The feline's owner left with
them sufficient funds to keep the cas
In meat.
The artistic pair, not having at-
tained their present success, were the
reverse of affluent at fhe time.
"There we were, not eating regular
ly ourselves said the husband the
other evening as he consumed the last
of a large pork chop, "an6 we seldom
had meat. But we had to sit around
and watch the cat eat good liver"
"Why didn't you steal the cats liver
sometimes?" he was asked.
"We wanted to-" he anvwered, but
the animal wasn't fat ard we were
afraid Its ribs would show when its
mistress got back"
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-01-26
SUGGESTIONS FOR BUYING
CHINA

In buying china it is always wise
to select from "open stock The adj
vantage of this, as over against buy
Ing "set" of which only few are
made and the ratteri discontinued.
is that your dealer will always bo
able tc supply you with the same pat
tern to replace breakage.
"Open stock" also permits you to
buy only few dishes at n time, which
Is rather an item where the family
is small or the closet room scarce. In
deed 1t is always best to avoid the
lure of "112 pieces complete" as so
many of the pieces of such standard
sets are seldom used
There are two grades of table ware ::
"firsts" that are perfect in shape, de.
sign and glaze, being the most expen-
sive, and Seconds" which are imper
feet in some one or all of these points.
II Is sometimes all right to select Il
piece of table ware imperfect in de
sign or shape, but never, never accept
one imperfect in glaze, as the glaze
is its protection.
Avoid ornate handles, large knobs
and overdecorated "rose garden" va
rieties. Two very popular designs are
the graceful bands In colors or gold.
These are always In good taste, be-
cause the design is simple and pleas
ing, and the effect Is harmonious In
combination with the other table ap-
pointments. The gold bands are less
durable because gold cannot be fired"
at a very high temperature, and care
must be used to see that II Is not
washed in hot water or strong alkali
soaps.
Porcelain Is the finest quality of
tableware, transparent, fragile, and
most expensive. "China" Is the medi.
um weight grade most commonly used.
so called because II was first made In
China. Stoneware or "Whiteware" Ia
the cheap, heavy type familiar in res.
taurants and institutions.
When whiteware Is Clipped, the soft
inner body absorbs stains. China and
porcelain are hard and non-absorb-
ing, and cannot be stained even II the
glaze is broken. You can make the
test yourself with Ink.
English china Is blush white, while
American china Is cream white. The
color has nothing to do with the wear.
ing quality, however. Oriental and
English china is apt to be more frng-
lie, while American pieces are designed
to resist strong shocks.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-01-26
HOW TO SAVE
MONEY WHEN
SHOPPING
BY MRS. HARLAND H. ALLEN
TO BUY A GOOD COMB

20. 1922. Harland H. Allen.l

The difference in the wearing quail.
ties of the different grades of combs
may be bit of new and useful infor-
nation TO the shopper.
There Is wide range in the quality
of these goods. But what is hardest
for most of us to believe, is that these
differences are not due to the differ
ent grades of cellWoid used, but in
most Instances to the coloring matter
used. tie method of manufacture, and
the way the article Is finished.
There are three types of combs, the
sawed tooth, cut tooth, and the nodded
or pressed
The sawed tooth combs are the best
to buy. This is because of the method
of manufacture. In cutting the teeth,
the saw goes straight TO the base of
the tooth, and thus gives IA rectangu-
lar opening at the base. In the cut
tooth comb, two combs are made at
once, and one set of teeth comes out
OF the space between the teeth of the
other comb. This makes the openings
wedge-shaped. Medium-priced combs
are generally nodded. 1t is difficult
to distinguish them from cut combs,
but they are lighter in weight.
When buying Il comb. then, it Is al.
ways wise To look carefully at the base
of the teeth. If the openings are
square, and the teeth are about the
same distance apart at the base and
at bA fnt q fsj
When the openings are wedge-shaped,
you are looking at a cut tooth or mold
ed comb. You pay more for sawed
tooth comb, because it takes as much
labor to make one of that type as 1t
does two of the cut variety, but the
satisfaction of using one justifies the
difference in cost. You will notice the
difference in the way the hair catches
and pulls while sliding through the
wedge-shaped openings of the cut
combs, while it passes easily and
smoothly through the square openings
Of the sawed tooth kind.
Most cheap combs have the tooth at
one end spreading out a little from
the rest. This happens in the process
of manufacture, and is bent into shape
somewhat when the comb is finished,
but little bulge can always be de-
tectco. This will help you to distin-
guish mIdium-quality comb.
The better grade combs are
"grailed"; that Is; the corners of the
teeth are shaved off to prevent dirt
lodging at tile base.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-01-26
Los ANGELES
MAN SAYS IT
never FAILS

"Tanlac Is my standby. and
wouldn't think Of being without 1t.
1t has set me on my feet more than
once when l had such bad spells Of
stomach trouble. thought couldn't
get WELL" This emphatic statement
was made recently by w. c. Wallace.
800 N. Normandy Place, Los Angeles.
Calf.
"An acid stomach and indigestion
caused me indescribable suffering for
more than four years." he said. awful
pains would strike me soon after eat
ing, and l would be almost doubled
up In agony. Often I had to take to
my bed. and would lose much weight
with every spell. was told ] had
ulcers, enlarged stomach and other all
ments, but all my efforts to get relief
failed. / kept getting worse, and fig-
ured would have to get something to
help me or I couldn't keep going much
longer.
II read in the papers where Tanlac
was helping others with stomach trou-
bles, so l began taking 1t. 1t never
failed to straighten me out, and /
gained back my lost weight. too.
am more grateful than I can say for
the good this medicine has done me.
and do not hesitate to give 1t my
fullest recommendation"
Tanlac is sold bv all good druggists.
Over 35 million bottles sold.-Adver-
tisement.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-01-26
LOST FAITH IN PHYSICIAN
Mrs. Giles Naturally Indignant at His
Frank Admission OF lgnor-
ance of Medicine.

Mrs. Giles husband had been very
Ill. For days he had been gradually
getting worse but at last there came
change for the better.
When the doctor called and had Q
look at his patient, he announced:
"Ile Is convalescent."
On hearing this, Mrs. Giles regarded
the physician suspiciously and her
suspicion increased when he prepared
to go. without further comment. ..
"Well, DOCTOR" said Mik. Giles
"what are you going to do abdnt it?"
do" was the answer. There ain't
nothing to be DONE"
"Well, you are docvr, amt your
retorted the enraged lady. "Ain't you
got no medicine for this ere GONZALES
cence?"
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-01-26
Railroad Hoppsr,es.

French railroads in the past three
years have paid total Of 59S,500 900
francs indemnity for merchandise
stolen In stations and transit, lost or
deteriorated. It was announced recently.
All but few millions Of this sum
which Is considerably greater than the
budget voted for Frances army this
year-covered the work of railroad rob-
bers. No wonder that the French
passed Legislation increasing greatly
the penalties of this type of theft and
providing in extreme cases the penalty
Of hard labor for life.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-01-26
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never
Suspect It
Applicants for Insurance Often
Rejected.

Judging from reports from druggist.
who are constantly in direct touch with
the public, there is one preparation that
has been very successful in overcoming
these conditions. The mild and healing
influence Of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root i,
soon realized. 1t stands the highest fol
its remarkable record of success.
Al examining physician for one of th,
prominent Life. Insurance Companies, il
an interview on the subject, made the as
tonishing statement that one reason why
so many applicants for insurance are re
jeeted is because kidney trouble is sc
common to the American people, and the
large majority of those whose application,
are declined do not even suspect that they
have the disease. DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root is on sale at all drug stores in bottle.
of two sizes, medium and large.
However, if you wish first to test thii
great preparation send ten cents to DIR
Kilmer d Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for I
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this observation-disclosures
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-01-26

Danville. nl.-"I think DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery Is the best
medicine l have ever used or heard Of.
learned Of 1t through friend when
was In q weak and highly nervous
condition. had lost interest In al
most everything-Just dragged on In a
listless sort of way. A few doses of
the Discovery gave me brighter
view of life and ! began to gain
strength. No one but those who have
used this helpful medicine are in a
position to speak fully of its merit
Mrs. Viola French, 10S S. Hazel st.
What Golden Medical Discovery has
done for thousands 1t will do for you.
Get 1t today from your nearest drug
efst, tablets or liquid. Write for free
medical advice to DR.. Pierce's, Buffalo.
n. Y.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-01-26
OUT Of Date.

The mid-victorian aunt was paying
her annual visit. 1t was Sunday after
noon and she had been left in charge of
the baby fiapper. Wondering how she
should entertain her. she said: "Shall
l tell you story?" "Yes," assented
the youngster In rather bored tones.
"How would you like to hear about
Adam and Eve in the beautiful gar
denf" "Oh, I'm sick Of the Adamses.
Don't you know anything else"
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-01-26
ParthIan shot.

II wonder" remarked one woman,
"what the other club members really
think of me-"
4 II hesitated TO tell you what I've
heard said her sour-faced companion.
"If you'll heard anything bad. you
wouldn't hesitate. so It's all right.
Thank you so much. Goodby. ."--Bos
ton Transcript. i