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Don't Eoraet cutleura raleum

When adding to your toilet requisites,
An exquisite face, SIN, baby and dust
ing powder and perfume, rendering
other perfumes superfluous. You may
rely on 1t because one of the Cuticura
Trio (Soap, Ointment and Talcum),
25c each Observation-Disclosures
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1923-07-05
Noting in July
Should Be Disposed OF

Gull hens which molt in July: they
are Improbable to keep. See whether
you can't get your county agent &c
give a culling demonstration in your
district. The Department of Agricul,
ture will help You II you write and
ask for assistance. The bureau Of
animal industry has the poultry work
IN its charge.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1923-07-05
The Reason

WHY" asked an arid-looking guest,
do they call Petunia a wide-open
town.
"B'cuZ it's" responded the landlord
Of the tavern. why as soon as II
gets dark you can hear monographs
pla. ing In most every block, nearly
all over town."-Kansas City Star.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1923-07-05
Small Consolation.

II doesn't do you much good to hold
the key 10 the situation nfter some
other fellow has picked the lock-Ex-
change.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1923-07-05
IMAzezsA
cInch the Matter Quickly

cinch the Matter Quickly.
The late Mrs. Alexander p. Moore
Gillian RusselD was noted for her
knowledge of human nature. Mrs.
Moore" a Pittsburgh girl said to her
n day, 'how many times should you
make q man propose before you say
'yes'?" IF you have to make him pro-
pose" said Mrs. Moore, "you'd better
say Eyes the first time.'
New Britain herald., 1923-03-02

island open 10 traffic at all times
In addition its labors saved tho city
of Grande Saline. at the mouth OF
the Artibonite, from destruction by
Hood.
Work has been begun on a f6-milt
stretch OF road that. when completed
will cat the present time of travel by
automobile between the capitals ol
Haiti and santo Domingo from three
days TO one. The new road will run
from Las Cahobas to Commentator
on the santo Domingo border.
There are today 900 kilometers OF
road In operation throughout the re,
public. Forty bridges will be erected
at inland points where traffic has
been impossible In the rainy seasons.
A two-year program for new road
construction has been improved.
Port-Au-Prince now has a. new
automatic telephone system which
will be extended to care for 500 SUBJ
scribers, Pole lines for distance
of 1900 kilometers were maintained
In 1922 for the Haitian telegraph
service.
The figures for last year show that
telegraph traffic increased 26 per cent
and the telephone traffic doubled.
The lowered cost of operation and
maintenance was II per cent.
Four new automatic flashing acety-
lene type Of lighthouses with wish
bility of 16 miles have been placed In
commission In the past year. These
additions to the lighting of Haiti's
thousand miles of coastline. formerly
regarded by seafaring men as the
most dangerous stretch of coast in
the West Indies, have given Haiti
eight excellent lights. other sites
have been inspected and prepared
that will afford total of Is of the
new automatic type of lighthouses.
Gain in Tonnage.
There was a gain of 22 per cent
in the tonnage of merchandise car
ried by both steam and sail craft into
Haitian ports in 1922 over 1921. TIE
tota lof steamships of foreign nation
ality that arrived and cleared for the
year was 2,297, with a total tonnage
of merchandise of 115,057. The sail
ing vessels, both national and foreign,
numbered 421 with total tonnage
of 36,1S6.
The American naval officers who
have done so much for Haiti are on
special assignment from the depart
ment at Washington. They include
Archibald l.. Parsons,
corps of civil engineers. y. s. NJ,
chief engineer of the isiand Major
General Douglas c. MacDougal, u. S.
New Britain herald., 1923-03-02

der the terms of a law enacted by the
present legislature, II Is aimed az
practical jokers and malicious persons
who send In false notices or weddings
engagement or other events and
any person who gives such misnfor-
nation to q newspaper 'wllfully
knowingly and malleiously," comes
under its provisions.
New Britain herald., 1923-03-02
WEARS MEDIEVAL GARB.
Twelfth Century Styles and Manners
AdoDtetl at London Wedding.

London, March Twelfth century
styles and manners were adopted re-
Gently as the background to a fash
ionable London wedding. The bride
wore n dress designed after the period
and carried the once famous court
train, held by two pages.
Her attendants were children, four
pages and four bridesmaids. The boys
were dressed in the quaint 18th CEN
fury hose and jerkin of blue and silver
brocade with silver belts, and the
girls wore long frocks of white and
silver brocade, and the head dresses
Of tall, sugar-loaf style, with floating
white wells.
New Britain herald., 1923-03-02
PICTURES WANTED
Burritt Mission Also Desires Good
Books for Boys Club--People Asked
to Search Their Attics.

Pictures suitable for Sunday
school clubroom, are needed by the
Burritt Mission, according to Miss
Louise NJ. Coates, superintendent. Miss
Coates desired pictures of Lincoln,
Washington, Bible paintings of a gem
eral and non-denominational nature,
natural scenery etc. Any kind of a
picture that will serve as an inspira,
ton to the young men who attend the
mission will be acceptable.
Good books are also needed. Books
of adventure, nature study, animal
books, stories with a moral, instruct
i've stories and even good fiction are
desired. A cabinet to hold the books
In wanted also. Miss Coates requests
that people having anything of this
character lying neglected In their at
tics send them to the Burritt Mission
at 81 Cherry street, Saturday after
noon between and o'clock.
The club was started under the
leadership of w. l.. Schneck, son Of
Rev. q. II. Schneck, and has Is char
ter members.
New Britain herald., 1923-03-02
RENEpfANcEs DECREASE

Toxic, March 1.--Remittances from
japanese residing abroad appear to
have fallen last year to lesssthan one
third of the total of boom years. The
amounts handled by the Yokohoma
specie bank may be taken as fair
index. In 1918 the homeward remit
tances through this bank amounted to
l,Ss4,2n0 yen, in 1921 they dropped
to $4,000 yen and last year to 49,
500 yen. The largest decrease was in
the sum sent from the United States,
but the trend was the same every
where.
New Britain herald., 1923-03-02

Lieutenant Commander James NJ
Mintcr, medical corps y. s. NJ. chief
of the sanitary service. and Lieuten-
ant f.. j. Norcott u. s. NJ, retired
captain Of the port OF Port-Au-
Prince.
New Britain herald., 1923-03-02
FOR TRUE NEWS

ST. Paul, Mimi, March Amy per-
son who wilfully furnishes a Mime.
sofa newspaper with false state
ment is guilty of misdemeanor, un.
, 1923-05-05
Relative Here OF
Man Who Caught
Mammoth Sea Bass

On the sort page of Mo1day's
Tribune appeared an article from
catalina island on h Pacific coast
telling of c. c. Campus. noted angler,
landing q s51-pound sea bass with a
light tackle. The fight to land the
fsh lastsd / hour n As minutes
Julius verbsl. proprietor Of the
Drivsrless Car company . on North
Jaahssa street. appeared In h Tri-
buns office Friday with q picture OF
tho fish and the man that captured
K Campus Is a brother-in-law OF
Mr.. Verbel and has just sent him the
picture
Mr.. verbel IL making q standing
sffer to give the use of one OF his
oara free to n local fisherman to
haul in their catch II they land any
thing like a fish that lie in any local
streams
, 1923-05-05

for the last few weeks, is out with an
answer today to the challenge issued
through the Tribune a couple of days
ago by Harry Hickey. lately Of Kan
sns City.
McLuth a been in the wrestling
game 20 years. has trained with
Frank Gotch. Farmer Burns and has
mot most Of the big men in the ring
today. He weighs 2o3 pounds and is
in first class condition. having work
ed out daily ever since his arrival
in Casper.
McLuth is willing to meet Hickey
or any other wrestler hereabouts on
any conditions suitable to the pro.
motors handling such a match. He
can be reached at the Tulsa hotel.
, 1923-05-05

Tho New York Giants were outhit
by Philadelphia in 10 innings. but
won II to o. The cellar White Sox
of Chicoga checked the on-rush of
Detroit in the American. 4to o.. Red
Faber winning his first game OF the
season after six attempts.
Marty Callaghan. Chicago left
fielder. stole home in the tenth and
the Cuhs took a ten inning contest
from ST. Louis 2 to /.
RUDE Marquard, in his ancient
form. pitched Boston to the other
extra distance contest In tho national
over Brooklyn. 1 to o. 1t went 10
innings and was his sixth game of
the
Charlie Grimm, Pirate first sacker.
hit in his seventeenth game this year
and his mates batted savagely. down
ing Cincinnati. IL to 6. st. Louis de-
feated Cleveland o to s. the Brown
sluggers making three home runs To
one for the Indians. The Athletics
showing o aggressiveness. batterea
down the Yanks, 8 to 8. in ten in
nings, while Washington was even
ing its standing with Boston. 7 to 4.
, 1923-05-05

Dempsey is to get the first 800 900
today II he can raise a bond of $780,
600 as stipulated by Montana bank.
ers. That bond lie the only apparent
obstacle to tho match.
THE money will be paid to Kearns.
rDempsey's manager, and then he will
attach his signature to the contract.
Gibbons will received SO per cent
of the gate receipts UT to the $500 900
mark and rs per cent of all over that.
He will be allowed 50. 500 for training
expenses while Dempsey will be given
$40, 0oo.
A compromise settled the dispute
over the referee question when
Kearns named Jimmie Daugherty Of
Philadelphia Eddie Kane, manager
Of Gibbons, refused to accept him.
Kearns said he would name another
referee today. Kane has already
made arrangements to post a SIS 600
guarantee for his boxer.
LOS ANGELES, May Slack
Dempsey. Is holding heavy workouts
daily at Helper. Utah. in preparation
for his match with Tom Gibbons. at
Shelby, according to Joe Benjamin.
San Francisco lightweight. who has
arrived in Los Angeles on a business
trip for the champion.
1ALT LAKE, CITY, UtaA. Nay y.
Reports reaching salt Lake from
Helper. Utah, are to the effect that
Jask Dempsey. worlds heavyweight
bsadng chaApioa, - trAining in n
tioipatioa Of his fight with Ten Glib
.hsns at shs1by. Ment. HeZt July T.
1t Is neax Helper that coA lands
owned by Dempsey arc located and
the champion is said to have unoer
consideration establishment Of a per
n training camp at the coal
Damp Of Dempsey City which 1t Is
planned to build.
On next Tuesday Nay 8. Ds9Sney
Is to be the guest of Provo. Utah.
where a big celebration has been
planned in his honor. He Is TO
referee several boxing bouts and VIII
renew acquaintance with Old frie1es.
De9pasy lived at Provo befsre se
amounted to much as a fighter.
, 1923-05-05
THE TRIBUNE'S PAGE OF SPORTING NEWS
First IN NegDs
OF All EUents

McGovern Of Los Angeles were
awarded q draw decision In their
four round bout Last night
CHICAGO. Can FurnesA the
wrestling doctor. and Johnny Meyers.
middleweight champion. grappled an
hour and twenty minutes here last
night. neither being able to score a
decision. The bout was called at
midnight In accordance with an
agreement
NEW YORK--Luis Angel Firpo
was matched to meet Joe White of
Now York at Havana, Cuba, June 8.
MONTREAL. Leo kid" Roy.
local fighter, won tho Canadian
featherweight title by knocking out
, 1923-05-05

Renrflsx rugs for your office.
Rearflax rugs for your porch Better
wearing and cheaper at Graham
Shields Furniture Co.. 1873 e. Sec
oud.
, 1923-05-05
DEMPSEY TO GET 100000
FOR DEFENDING TITLE JULY:4
Gibbons to Take Percentage Of Gate After the
Champion Gets His; Jimmie Daugherty Of
Philadelphia to Be Third Man.

CHICAGO, May 5-Before he even strikes a blow, Jack
Dempsey. worlds heavyweight champion, will receive $500.
900 for defending his title against Tom Gibbons of st. Paul
in a 15-round decision contest at Shelby, Mont, July a.
Gibbons will take a percentage of the gate receipts after
the $500 900 mark has been reached in the box office
, 1923-05-05
EXTRA INNING CANES FEATURE
MAJOR LEAGUE PLAY On FRIDAY
Giants Nose Out Victory Ove Phiies Although
Outhit In l3 Innings; Detroit Stopped by
White Sox With Faber on the Mound.

CHICAGO, May 5.-(By The Associated Press)-Close,
hard fighting games marked play in the major leagues yes
terday, half of the contest going into extra innings.
The four first division clubs in the National beat their sec
ond division opponents and in the American the result was
nearly verge
, 1923-05-05

ST. PAUL-In . siashfng 10
round n~o-decision bout here tonight.
Bermondsey Billy Wells. w~eiterweight
champion of England. shaded Jock
Malone OF st. Paul. according to
newspaper critics.
, 1923-05-05
Today's Games

American League.
st. Louis at Cleveland.
Detroit at Chicago.
Boston at Washington.
Philadelphia Mt New York
, 1923-05-05
National League.

National League.
Chicago at st. Louis.
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh.
Brooklyn at Boston
New York at Philadelphia
, 1923-05-05

Oakland. s; Vernon, z.
Sacramento. IL; Salt lake. o.
Los Angeles. 8; San Francisco. 4.
Seattle. 10: Portland. 10.
, 1923-05-05

| curlsy Wflshur OF Toronto, In the
second round of a scheduled 10 round
bout Each man weighed 124h
pounds
, 1923-05-05

UEvELAND.-Ralph r. CToby1
Erdman. former athletic coach at st.
~Ignatius college here, died Friday
after n ten months illness He
played end and quarterback on the
Iowa university eleven In 1908. 1909
and 1910.
, 1923-05-05
Western League.

Denver, IS; Wichita. 2.
DS Moines, 9; Oklahoma City. 5.
st. Joseph. Z; Omaha, 4.
Tulsa. 4; Sioux City. 3 d2 innings
, 1923-05-05

Dallas. IL; Shreveport. 8.
Fort Worth. 6; Wichita Falls. 10.
San Antonio, s; Galveston. 8.
Houston. 4; Beaumont, 2.
, 1923-05-05

HntkeaA La-
At Doston- p H. z.
Brooklyn --oso ese zee 600 90 8 /
Boston 1000 900 900 900 ii . 8
Rsuthsr. Smith and Taylor; Mar
guard and o'Nsn.
Cincinnati ----ees ~ 1u-ee
Pittsburgh Ell o02 lsx-11 IT 1
Rixey. Couch. Abrams, Harris and
Winso; Glasner. Basby and schnht.
Chicago 400 ees sns IL 7 3
st. Louis -----eo1 900 600 sEI 9 o
AldridEe. Chseves and o'rarrell;
Toney and Clemens, Ainsnith.
At Philadelphia LIE.
N. 7. ----s1s 600 zee ~ Ill IL /
Phila- --o7o lee oo1 oss o-s1s 3
Nshf. Jsnnard, Scott and Snyder;
Nsadcrs. Bshan. Hubbsil. weinert
and Hsnlins.
At Chicago n. n. e.
Detroit ------ooo 900 600 4 3
Chicago -------o31 900 00x- 10 /
Francis. Moore and BassIer; Faber
and Schalk.
At Cse~csa-k- r. H. z.
st. Louis toe COL 431-s I5 /
Cleveland ------2o0 010 1915 IL 2
Shocksr and SEVERED; Coveleskie,
Metevier and O'Nefl.
At New York. r. q. E.
Philadelphia 200 100 o21 IS "a o
New York ----004 900 200 o-6 10 8
Harris. Kinney, Ogden and Perkins;
Hoyt. Mays. Jones n Schang.
At Warrington R. II. z.
Boston ----oo2 200 900 IL 0
Washington ----o30 0o4 o0x-7 IL !
Ferguson. Piercy. O'Doul. Fuller
ton. Black and Picinich: Holdings
worth. Russell and Ruel.
, 1923-05-05

SAN FRANCISCO.-immy Sacco,
Boston lightweight boxer, and Young
, 1923-05-05

Anwiua League
, 1923-05-05
Americas Lsagua
YestNdny's
Scores

Nat1saA LW~
, 1923-05-05

At Ce~esaak- r. H. z.
st. Louis TOO col 431-e 15 /
Cleveland 100 010 1915 II 2
Shocksr and SEVERED; Coveleskie,
Metevter and O'Nefl.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01
CONFESSIONS OF
A CROUCH

+ never bet on a. sure thing,
because it's sure thing I'll lose.
/ don't believe the sins of the
father are visited upon the chill
dren, unless they come to them
in the form of will.
don't believe Adam lived in
Paradise, because no place could
be a paradise with a woman
around.
/ never read the divorce. stories
because the husband forced to
pay alimony generally
an even split.
never get excited over poll
tical appointees who are indicted
for fraud. They always manage
to get jury that somehow can't
believe they are guilty.
seldom go to see highbrow
play, because it is usually low en-.
tertainment.
DOM believe in saving up for
Q rainy day. live on the desert.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01
Spring
Fever
By LOUIS DE WOLF.

r was the first warm spring
evening. when romance surges
through the veins and youth
dares the world. He had only re.
Gently met sher. But as the bee.
knows that the reckoning red tn,
lips invite the extraction of honey,
SO he, emulating the bee, took
his fill of honey. The maiden ac-
cepted these tender attentions as
sweet compliment to herself and
the forerunner of much happiness
The youth, pulsing with delight
and glowing in the warmth of
spring. promised her the sky, and
again sweetened his lips wftlrs
honey. The following day thee
weather turned raw and cold.
That touch of spring. said the wise
acres. was q false alarm. So
thought the youth. for he felt a
chill in his veins and his weekly
$40 appeared meager and good for
almost nothing at ALL He did not
telephone to his honey maiden that
evening. Instead, he went to his
chnm with this lament: Say
Milt, it's getting SO a fellow can't
call a girl on the phone but she
tries to Jump him for life"
Who's trying to put the sign on
your" queried Milt.
I'm just telling you something, !.
that's ALL
At that very moment, the honey
maiden, with a song in her heart.
was asking this question: Moth
er. dear. you put the frosting on a
cake after it is baked. don't you2'
Ny land, Gladys. are you going
to learn to cook?' ..s-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01
Another Dumb-beIE Joke:

l hate Tom. Shocks. He alwass
makes me look like a damn fool,
Only last Saturday, I took Kath-
lean to a dance in the gym.
and we met Tom there. Now
you knows Toms rather sweet
on Kathleen, but, of course. you
know, he's no in it with me.
Well, do you know what he did,
Kathleen and were dancing,
when suddenly. Tom grabbed hold
of dumb-bell from the rack on
the wall. rushed up to US in the
middle of the floor, handed the
dNnb-beil to Kathleen. and said:
Here, have another!" And
everybody laughed. Kathleen in
Guided I hate Tom Shocks!
Mercury.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01
Scandal! j! !!

There were muffled sounds of
struggle in the other room,
and. a girls voice squeakeda
Stop
No response.
'Oh, please don't. Mother
said"
No response.
oh, wait just minute,
please.
No response.
Let me go this. minute"
lone more yank and III have
it OUT" consoled the dentist
Sour Owl
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01
EVOLUTION

A pickpocket can trace his ans
cestry. back to an octopus
A bootIegger was once bot
tie fly.
A boarding house dinner de-
scended from giraffe.
A street car spotter had a
leopard for a great grandfather.
A peanut vender came direct
from the monkey.
A trunk handler once was an
elephant
A married man was previously
a squirrel.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01
That Smelly Snow Hall.
IA telephone talkleo

IA teiephone taIkleD
Professor lat telephone)-Is this
K. u. 6?
Shea--Yes.
Prof.-There is an unusually
bad odor over here at Snow Hall
today. Wonder what you can do
about it. Smells like something
dead under the stairs.
Shea-Well, weli-let me see,
where's the janitor? Talk to him.
Prof.-Janitor! / don't know
where he is--haven't seen him for
days.
Shea-Uh-huh Well, maybe il s
the janitor; better look and see.
Sour Owl.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01
Song Hits.

Three o'clock in the morning
when 1 look into your wonderful
eyes.
Whispered Cutie oh how I
hate to go home.
Nobody lied when they said
might have a once in a while:
While we were roaming in the
cleaning thinking about the
Swanee River.
StutteEing 1 am just wild about
Harry.
| wish l knew the dancing fool,
-Mainiaies
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01
If l Ever Go on a
Honeymoon
By EDMUND j. KIEFER
NJ Little Book Of Etiqnette.

My Little Book of Etiquette.
will read little on the train.
| will spend some part of the
day alone.
| will find something to say.
l will take my eyes off my
wife.
will take little nap in the
afternoon.
I'll be as nervous as 1 please
when / register.
l won't sit in the lobby with
my wife.
I'll trust her to be able to walk
alone.
I'll try not to do like everybody
else. II
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01

Judge-Did YOU know that
street was one-way traffic?
."Yassir, judge, and l was jeasLs
goin' one way"
Dismissed.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01

Kind Gentleman-Why are you
crying, my little man?
My Little Man-Aw. prom.
tsed my mother / wouldn't cry
an I'm cryin' cause l couldn't
keep my promise.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01
Heredity and Environments

Ferdie's father was a fireman:
That's the reason. i suppose
That F'redie, while at college,
Took a fancy to the hose.
-Showme.@ =
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01

Mrs. Biggs-Let's go to Cali.
fornia in our Ford.
Mr.. Biggs-It's too far.
Why so? These peaches came
all the, way from California in j.
tin can"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01
1t Wood Help.

AS the fair damsel truly said
as 81 watched the great big
athlete contesting in the pole.
vault event, Just think how
much higher he could go if
ne didn't have to carry the big
long stick. Burr.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01

Keenie Femme says Egypt may
have its tombs but America still
has its corset stores.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01

Our List of the Ten Best Books:
Cook book, joke book and eight
hank books.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01

When the grand opera season
stops the umpires begin.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01

Uncle Zeb's pullman Teeth.
one upper and a lower.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01

Vernon. the Bolsheviki mouse,
complains that a family has just
moved into his favorite closet.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01

1t will be quite a iunket to he
picked for the jury in the world
court.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01

Some men tell Satin to get
behind them and then start walk
ing backward.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01

Turkey is becoming American
lied. They're putting all the
power into the hands of one wife.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01

Scoutmaster-Well, scout. did
YOU do a kind deed today?
s Scout-Yes, chief. 8 gave my
white maA to our ca.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01

Professor Einstein discovers
starlight to be crooked. Nothing's
on the level any more.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01

An investigator is never out of
. job in New York.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01

In listing the profiteers of the
late war one should not over
look the mapmakers.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01

Eddy Kett says many a man
with a front tooth missing gets
q reputation for being cultured.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01

There's bootlegger for every
Mayflower descendent in Amer
lea.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01

WY HEN a husband dies
Nv natural death in these
w times it's an accident.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01

Swiss cheese is probably the
result of target practice by the
Swiss Navy.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01

''These enforcement men have.
got everybody buffalOed."
what now?'-
that had horse before he
would write me a prescription for
a pint of horse liniment."
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01

il wouldn't be, so bad if the
janitor would only send his valst
up.