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The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-12-25
MUSIC STUDY CLUB TO
 GIVE MATINEE MUSICAL

The Birmingham Music Study club will give a matinee musical Saturday afternoon at the Little theatre, to which all members are invited. On the afternoons program will be two distinguished artists from the Cin- cinnati Conservatory of Music, the Polish voilinist, Robert Perutz, and Mir. Herring, the pianist,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-12-25
JUVENILE MUSIC CLUB TO GIVE PARTY

The Lakeview chapter of the Juvenile Music Study club will have a Christmas party Thursday after noon at o'clock at the home of Mrs. II. H. McFerren, 2457 Highland avenue.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-12-25
TOW TO KEEP CHRISTMAS

How to keep Christmas: There is a better thing than the observance of Christmas Day-and that is, keep ing Christmas. Are you willing to forget what you have done for other people and to remember what other people have done for you9 Are you, wiling to stoop down and consider the needs and the Ndesires of little children. to remember the weakness and loneliness of people who are growing old; to stop asking how much your friends love you, and ask yourself whether you fove them enough; to try to understand what those who live in the same house with you really want, without wait ing for them to tell you; to trim your lamp so that 1t will give more light and less smoke, and to carry it in front/so that your shadow will fall behind you; to make a grave for your ugly thoughts and a garden for your kindly feelings, with the gate open-and are you willing to do these things even for day? Then you can keep Christmas-Henry Van Dyke.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-12-25
MISS POPE TO
 KEEP OPEN HOUSE

Miss Myra Belle Pope is entertain ing with tea at o'clock this aft ernoon at her home in honor of her visitor. Miss Louis Holland Fitts of Kingston, N. c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-12-25
MIR. AND MRS. M'wANE
 HOSTS AT DINNER

MT. and Mrs. J. R. Mewane en- tertained Sunday evening at their homo with dinner party in celebra- tion of their wedding anniversary Only members of the family were present.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-12-25

Amanda J.-rha only thing ean suggest for the tuft of white NaIr, your family, is 10 have this partieuiar strand removed, Anything yeu use upon 1t IS sure te show up badly in aeRtrast t9 the rest of your hair, and 90 it would be necessary for you to !lava all ef the hair eeiered, It'misht sa that this particular strand can be hidden,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-12-25
MISS CRUNK TO
 RE HOSTESS

Miss Mildred Crunk is entertaining the younger set with a Christmas party at her home in Norwood Thurs. day evening.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-12-25
P|MPLES ON
 FACE 3 YEARS So Sore Could Hardly Wash It. Cuticura Heals.

had a very bad case of pim- pies. They were scattered ali over my face and made 1t so sore that I
 could hardly bear to wash 1t. The pimples were large and red and fes- tered, and troubled me for three years.
 "I tried most everything that could be found but failed to get any benefit until 1 tried Cuticura Soap and Ointment, and after using
 about three boxes of Cuticura Oint-
 ment, together with the Cuticura Soap, I was healed in three months. :" (Signed) Luther w. Scoggins, R. f2, Box g, Walden, Miss. For every purpose of the toilet
 and bath, Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Talcurn are excellent. sauyiss Frs ey Mai. Address: ~outissrs Labor. atoFisS, Dept. H. Maiden zs, Mass," Sold every whore. Soap 26c. Ointment 25 and b0c .Talcun 8e. - Cutieura Soap shaves without mug.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-12-25
ENCOURAGEMENT

The West End Catholic woman's club will meet Wednesday, Decem- Der ss, at the club room at a:so sharp, Hostess, Mrs, Clarence Hiltbrunsr,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-12-25
MISS GEWIN TO
 HONOR VISITOR

Miss Elizabeth Gewin is entertain ing Wednesday afternoon at her homo at Earle Place with tea, com plimenting her visitor, Miss Aida Hoen, of Baltimore.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-12-25
SoTS0NSNIs S~0
Greetings!

WYE. wish to thank our friends w and patrons for the splendid business given us and to extend our heartiest wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy and Prosperous New Year.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-05-03

Madison, who surveyed the proposed
sewer system for the village met with
the village board Monday evening on
matters pertaining to construction of
the new sewers.
Mart Hirzel, Walter Schroeder and
Fred Leviash were up from Milwaukee
on business Friday. From here Messrs
Schroeder and Leviash went up to the
Schroeder summer home on Lac Vieux
Desert for brief sojourn.
Mrs. ]. w. Herreman and family
and sister, Miss Bess Bell, left We'd
nesday for Stanton, Minnesota, to
visit home folks before proceeding to
Salem, South Dakota, where they will
make their future home, Mr.. HERE
man having purchased creamery
there.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-05-03
NORTH SIDE NEWS

K. Berger of Chicago spent the
week end with Mr. and Mrs. Ben Abra
hams.
Mrs. Clara Farley returned from
Ashland Monday. She brought her
little grandson Richard home with her
for a visit.
Mrs. Biester spent the week end
with her daughter in Phelps.
A community dancing party was
held in the house belonging to Francis
Gibson last Saturday evening.
LaVerne Giese returned to her
home last Saturday from Manitowoc,
where she has been attending school
Mrs. Merrick who has been visiting
her sister, Mrs. Paul Cook left for her
home in Milwaukee Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Butler drove through
from Nahma, Mich. last Saturday and
are at the home of their daughter,
Mrs. Allen Lucia.
Ray Joslyn of Rhinelander was a
guest of Mr.. and Mrs. Allen Lucia
last Friday evening.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-05-03
CHURCH NOTES
ST. PETERS CONGREGATION

Rev. Arthur F. Shank, Pastor
Order of Services
SUNDAYS
Low Mass e Instruction at 500 a. m.
High Mass & Sermon at 1915 a. m.
WEEK DAYS
Low Mass at 800 a. m.
REV. ARTHUR F. SHANK.
a--------
NOTICE
All persons elected or appointed to
the office of Justice of the Peace at
the April election must qualify for
such office by filing, on or before the
first Monday in May, bond and oath
of office, with the Clerk of the Cir
cult Court, Eagle River, Wisconsin.
Sec. so. So Wis. Statutes.
FERN SCOTT
Deputy Clerk Of Court
SUBSCRIBE FOR THE REVIEW
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-05-03
The Toggery Shop

TOGGERYS1OP the of Wall Main
spaton
Furnishing With floor efficient
in
standard goods And while THE Shop primarily
a ladies and
for the folks splendid line of goods
Ladies'
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-05-03

NOTICE OF SPECIAL MEETING
To the Stockholders of the Eagle
River Cooperative Produce Co.:
You are hereby notified that pursu-
ant to the call of the president of the
company, a special meeting of the
stockholders of the Eagle River Co.
operative Produce Co. will be held at
the court room in the Villas County
Courthouse at 1000 A. M. on the IL
tn day of May, 1923, for the purpose
Of electing a board of directors for
the purpose of considering a re-organ-
ization as an ordinary stock company,
and for the transaction of any and all
business pertaining thereto or neces-
sary in connection Herewith.
By order of the president
J. G. SEYFERT,
Secretary & Treasurer
LUTHERAN CHURCH
English Services at 9:45 a. m.
German Services at 1O:45 a. m.
You are cordially invited
JOS. D. KRUBSACK, Pastor.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-05-03

Shirts, Underwear Hosiery Hats and Caps

The name WILSON BROS. stands for the
very best that is made in Underwear,
Shirts and Hosiery. Our stocks in these ar
ticles are unusually complete. To enurn-
crate them here would be insufficient
You must see them to appreciate all we Of
fer in these values.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-05-03

K. Berger of Chicago spent the
week end with Mr. and Mrs. Ben Abra
hams
Evening star., 1923-02-11
WOMEN'S ALLIANCE
TO INCORPORATE
Articles Signed Yesterday
Soon to Be FiIed-Meet-
ing in March.

Incorporators Of the women's Uni
versal Alliance signed the articles of
incorporation at meeting Friday
afternoon at 1919 New Hampshire
avenue. Members of Congress and
their wives were among the signers
Of the articles, which have been ap-
proved by the corporation counsel of
the District of Columbia and will be
filed as soon as few additional sig
natures are added to the list. Early
in March an organization meeting
will be called at the headquarters of
the alliance for all women interested
in the work
The immediate plans, as announced
last night. include the general world
welfare conference to be held at the
headquarters here from April 80 to
May of this year, to which women
from each state and from foreign
countries are being invited.
School I'm Camp.
In May the school of civic and social
science will be opened and housed in
camp on the summit of the hills of
the headquarters, according to an off,
cfal announcement. Here will be
taught in short courses of two
months duration or in a course last
ing four months of the session, civic
science, parliamentary law. classes in
AmericaniZation. public speaking.
Evening star., 1923-02-11
GarbS of Uhank8.

AhMSTEARD. I wish to express my sincere
thanks to my relatives and friends for their
sympathy and beautiful floral tributes at
CHURCHILL A2MSTEARD.
HIS WIFE. FANNIE ARMSTEARD.
KELLEY. We wish to extend our most sin
cere thanks and heartfelt appreciat ation to
our friends, relatives and neighbors for their
kindness and beautiful floral offerings at the
death OF our beloved husband and father,
JAMES r. KELLEY.
WIFE AND CHILDREN.
MoQUADE. We wish to thank our friends for
their kind sympathy and floral tributes
sent at the death of our devoted mother,
Mrs. A. e. MacQUADE. THE FAMILY.
T0RRE. Mrs. Jennie Tore. widow of
DOMENICO TORRE, herewith expresses her
appreciation to her relatives and friends
for the many floral and other testimonials
OF sympathy received during her bereave-
ment.
MILLER. We wish to extend our sincere
thanks to our relatives, friends and neigh
bors for their kindness and sympathy at the
recent death of beloved wife and
mother, MATILDA MILLER, who died Feb
ruary 3. THE FAMILY.
WALLACE. We wish to extend our sincere
thanks and appreciation to our relatives and
friends. The Star National and The Print
Shop, for their kindness and floral tributes
at the racent death Of our beloved daughter.
THE FAMILY.
Evening star., 1923-02-11

An aeroplane just built for the
French air service Is constructed en-
tirely of steel and carries one of the
famous French "75" field guns.
Evening star., 1923-02-11
ALMAS TEMPLE OFFERS
$1OO FOR PRIZE SONG
Announces Conditions of Contest
for Composition Appropriate
to Imperial Council.

A prize of 500 will be awarded to the
writer of the most appropriate Shrine
song to be sung here during the session
of the Imperial Council next June. An
nouncement that the executive COM
mittee Of Almas Temple had made this
offer was made public today by Warren
w. Grimes, chairman of the song COM
mittee.
The following conditions will govern
the competition, Mr.. Grimes said:
Everybody is eligible to submit songs
to the committee except members Of the
committee itself. The words must be
appropriate to the convention Of the
Mystic Shine in the National Capital.
and the music must be original and not
an adaptation of any existing or pub
lished work. Exclusive publication and
copyright rights are to be included in
the submission Of the song and all con-
tributions must be received by the COM
mittee not later than May /. They
should be addressed to the executive
secretary. Homer building. and marked
Song Contest The name and address
Of the author should accompany the
work and contributions will not be re-
turned unless request Is made. But no
contribution received will be used with
out permission Of the owner"
Evening star., 1923-02-11

social hygiene. nursing. dietetics
physical culture, the principles OF
child character education and other
subjects obtained through lectures
from the professors of the leading
universities of the country.
Members of Committee.
The committee for the mothers
memorial building or the Womans
Universal Alliance includes the fol-
lowing:
John Temple Graves chairman. for
merly resident commissioner Of the
Lincoln Memorial; c. c. Calhoun, vice
chairman; Senator Samuel M. Short
ridge. Senator William H. King, Sena-
tor Morris Sheppard. w. B. Bankhead
Judge Charles Kerr. late federal
Judge of the Panama Canal Zone, now
of the Department of Justice: Col. c.
O. Sheriff., superintendent of public
buildings and grounds; Milton Fair
child, chairman of the Character Edu-
cation Institute for the character
education of children in the schools
and c. w. Warden, vice president OF
the Continental Trust Company.
The Continental Trust Company will
hold in trust all money subscribed for
the mothers memorial fund until the
complete sum Is raised.
Evening star., 1923-02-11
Births Reported.

The following births have been reported to
be health department in the last twelve hours
John J. and Hedwiga Keegan, girl.
Reginald j. and Helen vickers girl
William and Sadie Goldberg. boy.
William r. and Isabelle Williford. boy.
Blythe G.. and Lois Jones, boya
Harry C. and Lethe HyIe, boy.
Alfred X. and Leila Hazard, boy.
David and Odell Dennis. boy.
Walter and Ruth Lee, boy.
lsom and Prudence Henderson, boy
Alfred and Leland Pinkett, girl.
Horace and Alice Punkett. boy.
Eugene and Agnes Snowden, boy.
Edward and Mildred Dyson, girl
Evening star., 1923-02-11
Deaths Reported.

The following deaths have been reported te
the health department In the last twenty
four hours:
Patrick Crowley. 30. Walter Reed Hospital
Francis !. clements. 81, 1000 c st. ne.
Lewis Langball. g. Garfield Hospital.
William \. Ward. 60. 314 X st. ne
William W. Leary, 60. 1915 18th st.
Frank O'Connor. "a. Z. s. Soldiers Home.
Annie f. Young, 81, 2l5 r St
Catherine V. Duvall, CT. 1891 18th st.
William Allen. a: Galinger Hospital.
Mary J. Pagan. 76. S0S 7th st. sw.
Mary A. Robson, 81, 2123 California st.
Arthur Eutroppe, g., U. s. Soldiers Home
John A. Storm. ss. Q. 8. Soldiers Home
Hospital.
Archibald Bowman. 2s. Emergency Hospital
Mary Johnson. 55, 800 L st. s.w.
William Logan, AZ, Gallinger Hospital.
Adaline Green, SO, $40 st.
Georgana Broadus, 81. Alb New Jersey ave.
Sylvia Brown. Al. 1920 Corcoran ST.
George T. 81. Dixon. Jr., /. 2o0S Columbia
terrace.
Gertrude Shelton. 2. Freedmen's Hospital
George w. Smith. + months. 1927 1th at
Evening star., 1923-02-11
gu AL en1nriant.

BEALL. In memory of our father, WILLIAM
BEAIL. who departed this life two years
Gone. but not forgotten.
HIS DAUGHTERS. MRS. NINA FISHER.
AND MRS. LULA ETRIDGE.
CULLINANE. In loving remembrance Of my
who departed this life two years ago today,
st. Aloysius Church.
What would give to clasp your hand.
Your loving face to see;
Your pleasant smile made life worth while,
Which meant so much to me.
In our home you are fondly remembered.
,rt swee. thoughts , still, still cling to your name;
LOVING SISTER NELL. .
GOULD. Sacred to the memory Of our be.
loved mother, MARGARET L. GOULD. who
departed this life two years ago today,
February H. 1921. Anniversary mass at
st. Vincent dc Paul's Church.
No matter how wrinkled and old she may be
From all the long years she has watched
No matter If You and she cannot agree.
Remember she still is our mother.
Be loving and kind to her all OF life through ;
Don't think that 1t 10 not worth while to
Remember she still is our mother.
Don't leave her in old age to live all alone
Because you and she ara still each other :
Don't wait until it is too late to atone:
Remember she still is our mother.
Though others prove false, you can always
depend
On her to stick by you, through to the end,
So never say that she is not your best
friend,
Remember she still IL our mother.
She always does pray to God each night
and day
To bless you and guide you Ger Iifs's
rugged way,
So when she speaks to you, don't disobey,
Remember she still 10 our mother.
Be proud of the woman who gave to you
birth,
Because she is more to you than all the
earth,
80 make it your duty to uphold her worth ;
Remember she still fs our mother.
Remember, there's no one can take her
place,
When God calls her home and she has run
her race;
So BE- her best friend and scorn not her
Remember she still 10 our mother,
HER ONLY, DAUGHTER AND HoN-IN.
LAW. AND SON AND DAUGHTER IN.
LAW.
Evening star., 1923-02-11
JOSEPH w. SEUBERT DIES.
Clerk at Ebbitt Newsstand Victim
of Heart Attack.

Joseph w. seubert, forty-three years
old. clerk at the newsstand Of the
New Ebbitt Hotel. dropped dead there
yesterday morning. He Is believed to
have suffered a sudden heart attack.
He had been employed at the Ebbitt
only two months, and was q former
service man. Friends said he formerly
was employed at 18th street and Penn
sylvania avenue at a newsstand, and
that he was. a short time ago, drill
sergent in charge Of instruction Of the
st. Johns College cadets.
During the past two nights, he had
told a fellow worker, he had been Sit
ting up with his wife. who was Ill. ana
he mentioned the fact early this morn
ing that he did not feel well himself.
He lived at 4125 New Hampshire ave-
nue.. Police notified his wife.
Evening star., 1923-02-11
DEATH FOLLOWS DEATH.
Woman Succumbs While Funeral
Services Are Held for Mother.

HYATTSVILLE, Md, February 10.
Just as mourners were returning
yesterday afternoon from the funeral
of Mrs. Martha Cordelia Truxton Bur-
CESS. eighty-six years old, who died
Wednesday at her home in Chillum
district. near here. her daughter. Miss
Agnes Burgess, sixty-nine years old,
died of the same disease. A brother.
Charles Burgess. fifty-five years old,
also is reported critically Ill of pneu-
monia.
Surviving Mrs. Burgess and her
daughter are John Burgess and
George Burgess of Chillum district
Thomas Burgess of Washington and
Walter Burgess of Vansville district,
upper Prince Georges county.
Evening star., 1923-02-11

MOURNING BLACK
Dyed Within "A Hours
CARMACk DRY CLEANING co.
2488 18th ST.. Col. 630
Dupont Circle, FIR. 5231
Evening star., 1923-02-11
COURT DENIES PLEA.
attorney Not Permitted to Inter-
vene in Chastleton Suit.

Chief Justice Mccoy of the District
supreme Court yesterday denied the ap-
plication Of Robert Pennington, a law
yer OF Wilmington. Del, to be allowed
70 intervene In the suit Of Mrs. Jessie
Ball Du Pont against Felix Lake over
the purchase of the Chastleton apart
ments. Mr.. Pennington claimed his
reputation has been assailed in the
suit and asked the court to permit him
to refute the charges at the hearing of
that suit
The court held that he Is not a party
to tho cause within the meaning of that
term in the court rules
Evening star., 1923-02-11
LOST

ATREDALE. male. on Jan; IS: Black and
lar. Reward. Call lincoln 4492. II.
AIREDALE, male. named Tim. Return 4419
Illinois ave. NV. Col. b334-J. Reward IL
BAR PIN, old fashioned, February 10, 1928
St If found return to 1918 Biltmore. receive
reward. Party can identify.
BEAGLE HOUND. black. white and ticked.
is42 Calvert st.
BRACELET-Diamond, flexible; lost Sunday.
Theater Reward if returned to Miss Grace
Brahler. 914 X st. ne. Phone Lincoln 1851.
washington Gas Light Company, the early
part Of January. Reward If returned to 1888
Girard st. NV.
DIAMOND, from setting; liberal reward. 3145
BOG, tan and white bull terrier; male; wear
ing harness: reward. 1929 Fla ave. NV -
DoG-setter (white and blackl not broken;
pet. Reward. s1O0. Col. 1907. "A.
bYEGLAssES-On gold and amethyst chain !:
in or near National Theater or Hotel Hami-
Chase, Nd. Phone cleve. s5. IL
FOUNTAIN PEN. ladys, gold. attached to
black ribbon, between George Washington
Frank. 2sao. Miss Hoover II.
GLASSES, shell frame, Thursday night on
clifton near 11th. Phone Col. 3015-W. II.
Hssz ro,nms. n% 5sos gos tint ReTrrd
HOUNDS (2). one white and black spotted
other black and tan: tag. No. 5os4. These
hounds are also licensed in MARYLAND. Reward
3os College st. NV. Tel. North 40ss-J.
MUSIC MEDAL. gold. Sunday, vicinity North
Capitol and Florida ave. Reward. SO Florida
OvERCOAT-Will person who removed over
coat from Justice Hits court by mistake
or il keys are found hearing these initials
and address return same and receive reward
PIN. on January 2Ist, between Bancroft
place. Phelps place. California ave. and the
St. Nicholas apartment house. an old-fash-
toned silver set diamond star pin. A liberal
reward will be given for its return to 2119
Bancroft place.
ed by pearls, initials 81. X. on back. Return to
1919 Park road. apt. 5, receive reward. Co.
PURSE. containing .ever.l bank books and
franklin 500. after pm.
PURSE, small brown, at and 11th sts
Please return to Dorothy Callaghan. Trinity
College. Reward. 12e
RING. gold seal. monog,.m 4 r.: Return I1
Liberal reward.
ROSARY. in Apollo Theater. Feb. 9th. Re-
ward Call Line. $3.50.
RTG-sunday last from automobile. between
Rel Return I'm to Mrs Mcsweeny at 1424 Irving ST.
for reward.
WATCH FOB-sfIver. on black ribbon; In
dian design. IS reward. DR.. Lttlepage, the
Alabama.
SABLE STOLE-Lost at H st.
entrance or in ladies' dressing
room, Shoreham Hotel, about
d 20 pm, February S. Return
managers office, Shoreham Ho-
tel, or call North 1854. 5000 re-
ward.
Evening star., 1923-02-11
DR.. w. K. THOMAS SPEAKS

Work in Russia.
DR.. WILDER X. Thomas Of Philadel-
phia, executive secretary OF the
American friends service committee.
spoke Friday at luncheon Of the
woman's alliance Of All Souls Church
held at 1889 Columbia road.
He told of the relief carried to
Russia, and of the work yet remain
ing to be done. A committee organ
ized here under the auspices Of the
American friends service committee. is
to hold a campaign beginning Thursday.
Evening star., 1923-02-11
FOUND.

MREDALE. male. Apply WashIngton Animal
Rescue League, $40 Md ave. s.w.
PUPPY-Little, brown and black. Phone
North $3.50. IL
PURSE. claimant to describe. prove owner
Star office
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-26
MONOLOGUES
4 o-Hva and Harry are di-

6O-Eva and Harry are di-
~ Well. could have predict
ed It,
Even on the day when the scent
Of
Orange blossoms hung over their
bridal party;
Is Il comedy-or tragedy won.
der! -
Most alimonial partings classify as
Latter; but then, knew from the
very beginning
They would never, never make a
successful
Venture. You see Harry seldom
takes anything
Seriously. and has too much Of an
eye for
Beauty-not to say, variety;
While Elva is forever in pursuit Of
Cults. which she mistakes for
ideals;
One might as well expect Falstaff
and
Desdemona to make a good match;
now
Wouldn't that be ludicrous, if you
Gather what 1 mean! I'll admit
that Elva
Became something OF bore when
she Haunted
Science and psychology in ones
face,
When one simply wanted relaXa-
ton and
Enjoyment. OF course, you may
think I was
Jealous of Elva's brains and her
husband,
But that isn't so; / refused Harry
before
She knew him, and wouldn't be
Intellectual for anything. my. dear.
No. shall never marry, but
Do believe that I'll invite Harry
to tea!
He must be lonely. poor dear.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-26
TRIANGLES
BY L.W.

BY L.W.
~ UR girls used to laugh at
the heather Chinee,
~ Who squeezed up her feet
just as small as could be.
And smile at the thatch of the
I African belle,
All built up with sticks to make
it look swell:
Our girls were amazed at the
South Sea Isle dame
With ring in her nose-they
called It q shame.
Still, ladies' of fashion have
flourished around
With junk in their ears that
weighed nearly a pound;
"Triangular ears is the price
they have paid
For loading 'em down with Jet
and with jade;
They're rushing to doctors and
begging a cure
For aural appendages they can
not endure.
If one-half is true Of the things
that one hears,
It's right some should wear. those
triangle ears!
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-26
FIapper Fairy Tales.

Clarice-Tell me, Clarence, why
haven't you been to see me lately?
Clarence-Well, to tell the truth,
I've been dead broke.
Ciarice-Why you foolish boy
you know perfectly well that
whatever / have is yours. Now
You take this ten dollars and go
get two tickets to the new musi-
cal comedy.