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Newark leader. ([Newark, Ohio]) 1917-1946, 1923-10-26
What Labor Is Doing
Wage Increases and Progress Made
Throughout the Country
TailOrs and CIOakmakers Organize

Waterbury, Conn. = Cloakmakers
and tailors employed in several shops
in Waterbury have received a charter
from the International Ladies Gar
ment Workers. union.
Newark leader. ([Newark, Ohio]) 1917-1946, 1923-10-26

Do your part in making the Union
Label q power.
Newark leader. ([Newark, Ohio]) 1917-1946, 1923-10-26
MR.. WORKINGMAN:

The Leader is your paper. 1t
publishes matter pertaining to your
life and welfare. It wants your
support. Your cause would be weak
without labor paper to champion
it. Support The Leader.
Newark leader. ([Newark, Ohio]) 1917-1946, 1923-10-26
MR.. MERCHANT:

Has it ever occurred to you that
The Leader goes into the homes
of the best paid workmen of New
ark and Licking county? It is
carefully read by every adult mem
Der Of the household.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14
Penny
Arcadia.

They met in the penny arcade
One presentient day In June.
And she. q bashful, blushful maid.
Was hearing ragtime tune.
And he, az you may have sur
missed, .n
Was an arrogant. shameless churl;.
And the name Of the slides he
patronized
Was, How to Kiss Girl"
1t was through; and he raised his
chin
And he turned as If to go,
When he saw with a grin she was
listening in 3
On, Lonesome for Beau
Oh, the years with their ghostly
tread
Have marched from the .chanceful
day,
And the hair has gone from the
top Of his head ?
And hers is streaked with gray.
And he is millionaire
With car and a castle and coal;
And their children's children
round his chair,
And she is dear old soul.
And he bought the penny arcade !
And he carted it off to. his home,
And he. had a palatial pavilion /
made
With q luminous, golden dome. #
There he sits with his lady sweet
When the evenings shadows fall, /
With q bucket OF. pennies beside
his feet - !,
And the slot machines round the |.
wall. < /
And at night when ebeggar and |
Listen in on the radio 81. !.
They put on, How to Kiss a GiuIf'
And Lonesome fora Beau!''4.a i
Goblin. "
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

REST Cures" are wonderful, but
they don't help everybody. How
can you rest when yon know
what it's costing you?
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

One guy went, over to Europe
to get well and was completely
cured, but when he found out
what it was going to cost to come
back he had a relapse.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

AS the woman came out of the
saloon with pail of beer near
under her coat, the policeman
noticed her and said: Whats
the matter, lady, got a tumor?"
And she said. "Oh, no, it's a can
sir. Bison.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

They ought to have two clerks
ut every window. One to tell you
the fare and the other to catch
you when you faint.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

He should have found out be-
fore he went over there just how
much the round trip would be,
and then he could have had both
shocks at the same time.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

The transportation companies
have shock absorbers on their
vehicles, but where they necI
tIA'D most is in the ticket office.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

The best plan is to take your
doctor along with you, and then
you'll both be sure Of getting one.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

When you go on a REST Cure"
you should do nothing but loaf.
A lot of men have tried this and
have been arrested for vagrancy.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

You can't very well pay your
physician before you go, because
n You did you wouldn't have any
money left to leave on.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

The doctors usually charge you
Q couple of hundred bucks to tell
you to take vacation. Then as
soon as you pay them they take
one.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

THAT woman is the most god.
awfullest actress / ever saw" said
the mild-mannered man to his
neighbor.
THAT lady is my wife," replied
the neighbor.
81 am wrong" said the M. m.
m, "she is good actress strug-
Cling with rotten play. /
wonder what fool wrote it,"
Unfortunately, am the
author" said the neighbor simply.
Jester.
All says, Brudder Rastus, shoot
Ing dice TO- a Twin sure am a
Shaky business.-Tuftonic.
Edna-Bugs must be a pretty
wild girl.
Ruth-Houzat?
Edna-Her father saws he can
hardly keep her in clothes
Angwan.
Who's the president of Mex
ico?"
Don't know-haven't read the
morning papers. Malteaser.
The champion exponent of econ
Ony is the waiter at a downtown
restaurant who poured a cup of
coffee down q lady's back, when
o lump of sugar fell down be-
fore it-just to save the sugar |!
-Whirlwind.
Father-Young man, do you
want TO go to hell?
Son-Sure, when do we start?--
Royal Gaboon.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

AS long as you buy a round
trip ticket they shouldn't care
what end of the journey you
leave from.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

The best way to, avoid that is
to join some union which hap
pens to be out on a strike.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

The man who counts in this
world is the cashier
Siren.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

Billy Sunday tells of a woman
who was so fat that on falling
down she rocked herself to sleep
trying to get up.-Flamingo."
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

If the railroad companies
would arrange it so that we could
come back first and then go
there afterward, it wouldn't be
90 hard.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

Two Jews were boasting. One
said, Hum, I'm a millionaire, /
could buy you and sell you."'
The other said, Hum, I'm q
Millionaire, I could buy you and
keep you, don't have to sell
you. Bison. ,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

The old motto of the local n1ef-
chant. ''If you don't see what you :
want, ask for it, has become the
popular slogan of the saloons. -
Stone Mil.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

The return trip is always the
hardest, and most people make
q mistake by leaving this until
the last.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

The youthful son was lunchfng
with his mother at neighbor's
home. :eWiIi you have pie or ice
cream, GeraldH' asked the hostess.
The youngster poidered deeply
then with a relieved air decided.
Neither thank you, I'll have an
a la mode. Pelican .
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14
By John p. Medbury.

a GOOD many doctors are
now advocating the REST
IA Cure" for most ailments,
but the trouble is a lot Of us
would get tired out waiting to
get well.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

-
The great politician strobe stern
w into the Palo Alto office.
do you see how you have quot,
ID me in this election interview"
he menaced.
No. answered the editor,
saebly. E%t, = 80
well, you've got me down eas
saying, Hell certainly wins. 49,
What did you say?" asked the
editor, with a feeble gasp.
'I said, sir. He'll certainly
vince "-ChaparraI.
Young Female Clerk-Let me
show you some pretty stockings
Young Male Customer Now.
now. that's not nice. Papa spank.
-Puppet.
els he dumb?''
Dumb? Why, he's so dumb
that he wears gloves when he plays
the piano so he won't wake the
by"-Showme
Herman-I'd like to buy that hat
in the window. ~.
Sherman-That's not necessary
They sell it to you over the coun-
ter.-Malteaser.
clem-say, Auntie. that boy of
ours in college must be gettin'
on purity handy with carpenter
tools.
An-what's he been doin'.
Clem-He seq he just made the
basketball team.-Awgwan.
Vjaldemar-You must marry
me- love you. there can be no
other =. 4
Josefina-But Vjaldenar,
don't love you-you must find
some other woman-some beauti-
full woman ~
vtaldemar-But I don't want a
beautiful woman-I want you
What's the matter, dear7
"Oh, Jack and L have been
ouarraling about everything.
"Everything9 THAT shows
you're broadminded. anyway
Octopus.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

It's impossible to return from
somewhere without going there
in the first place.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

You decide to leave for the
country for q complete rest, but
by the time you get your grips
and trunks packed and are reardy
to start you're too fatigued to go.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

But that takes one load Off
your mind. If you can't leave.
you don't have to worry about
coming back.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

A kindergarten teacher in Wash
'ngton. with a pile Of books on her
arm, was about to get OFF a street
car just as gentleman whom she
thought she recognized as the par
ent Of pupil in her school got on.
Good morning she said, with
a CHEEKY smile.
Instantly she saw, by the quiz
zical expression on the face OF the
man addressed. that she had made
a mistake. Intending to correct It,
she added quickly: ''oh, pardon
me! 1 thought you were the father
of one Of my children. Bison. !.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14
M r Y
S A Y s.

S A Y s.
By John p. Medbury.
a GOOD many doctors are
now advocating the REST
IA Cure for most ailments,
but the trouble is a lot Of us
would get tired out waiting to
set well.
You decide to leave for the
country for q complete rest, Dut
by the time you get your grips
and trunks packed and are reardy
TO start you're too fatigued to go.
But that takes one load off
your mind. If you can't leave.
YOU don't have to worry about
coming back.
It's impossible to return from
somewhere without going there
In the first place.
The return trip is always the
hardest, and most people make
q mistake by leaving this until
the last.
If the railroad companies
would arrange it so that we could
come back first and then go
there afterward, it wouldn't be
90 hard.
AS long as you buy a round
trip ticket they shouldn't care
what end of the journey. you
leave from.
When you go on a REST Cure
you should do nothing but loaf.
A lot of men have tried this and
have been arrested for vagrancy.
The best way to avoid that is
to join some union which hap
!, pens to be out on a strike.
The doctors usually charge you
Q couple of hundred bucks to tell
you to take a vacation. Then as
soon as you pay them they take
one.
You can't very well pay your
physician before you go, because
n You did you wouldn't have any
money left to leave on.
The best plan is to take your
doctor along with you, and then
you'll both be sure Of getting one.
One guy went over to Europe
to get well and was completely
cured, but when he found out
what it was going to cost to come
back he had a relapse.
He should have found out be-
fore he went over there just how
much the round trip would be,
and then he could have had both
shocks at the same time.
The transportation companies
have shock absOrbers on their
vehicles. but where they necd
them most is in the ticket office.
They ought to have two clerks
ut every window. One to tell you
the fare and the other to catch
you when you faint.
REST Cures are wonderful, but
they don't help everybody. How
can you rest when yOn know
what it's costing you?
The man who counts in this
world is the CASHIER
Siren.
AS the woman came out of the
saloon with pail of beer (near)
under her coat, the policeman
noticed her and said: Whats
the matter, lady, got a tumor?"
And she said. "Oh, no, it's a can
sir. Bison
Billy Sunday tells of a woman
who was so fat that on falling
down she rocked herself to sleep
trying to get up.-Flamingo.'
THAT woman is the most god.
awfullest actress ever saw" said
the mild-mannered man to his
neighbor.
THAT lady is my wife," replied
the neighbor.
Il am wrong" said the M. m.
m, "she is good actress strug-
Cling with a rotten play. /
wonder what fool wrote it,"
Unfortunately, / am the
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

''1s he dumb?"
Dumb? Why, he's 80 dumb
that he wears gloves when ne plays
the piano so he won't wake the
baby. "-Showme
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

Young Female Clerk-Let me
show you some pretty stockings
Young Male Customer Now.
now. that's not nice. Papa spank.
-Puppet.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

All says, Brudder Rastus, shoot
Ing dice TO- a Twin sure am a
shaky business.-Tuftonic.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

Herman-I'd like to buy that hat
in the window. =. rs.
sherman-That's not necessary.
They sell it to you over the coun-
ter.-Malteaser
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-14

Father-Young man, do you
want 10 go to hell?
Son-Sure, when do we start?-
Royal Gaboon.
, 1923-05-24
ALL LOOK

Continued From Page y

NSOiliiutu fTuLl 1bEe u
broke both in trying TO make a cast
off the foundation wall of tho old
brewery, and announced that the
rods were no good and he would
change them for steel.
Tho lite black cow with the
crumpled horns who gives milk for
the worlds champion. and is company
for Manley Picture IS, during the
daytime, Marley Picture being Demp-
sey's registered Hereford, was named
today by Dempsey. Heretofore she
has been Just cow but after mature
consideration n wnvering between
the name Of Pauline. Beauty Beast
and Gertrude. the world champion
finally decided upon Gertrude as be.
ing the more homelike and milk fund
first Nancy.
The layotf next week VIII be for
the reason that Dempsey feels him
self in proper condition, and there
Will not be a tap of training OF any
sort don for the week beginning
May 2s. IT will still have five weeks
TO work then said Dempsey today
land I'm going to take no chances
Of going stale. Next week It is all
fishing for me. except that I viii keep
tho training table die and exercise
in another way"
, 1923-05-24
Anxious About Your
KIDNEYS?

mo need to WORRY" says DR..
Carey. 'but remember that your very
life depends upon tho perfect func-
tioning and health OF your kidneys
so whatever you do don't neglect
them"
DIR. Carey's famous prescription
No. TT known as Marshroot, is not
recommended for everything. but we
cannot too strongly urge its use II
you suffer from annoying kidney
and bladder troubles, frequent pass
ing of water night and day. with
smarting or irritation. brick dust sed-
iment or highly colored urine, bloat-
ing, irritability with loss OF flesh,
backache or any other tendency to
Bright's disease. Diabetes or Gravel.
for kidney disease in It's worst from
may DO stealing upon you.
Don't wait until tomorrow to begin
the use of this wonderful prescription
now obtaining IN both liquid and tab
let form. Kidney. Liver and Bladder
troubles don't wear away. They will
grow upon you slowly. stenlthily and
with unfailing certainty. II you even
suspect that you are subject to these
diseases don't lose a single day for
the Smith Turner Drug company will
supply you-mail orders accepted. =
Advertisement.
, 1923-05-24
JACK JOHNSON
Matched FOR
MEXICO CITY

HAVANA, Cuba, May 2L-Jsck
Johnson. accompanied by his private
secretary. Ed Kreger. will leave for
the United States Saturday. enroute
for Mexico City. where he Will stage
two fights. His opponents have not
been named. but probably will hs
Andreas Balls, and Sam Lansford-
johnson meets tbs Hsvsns boxing
commission today to state HE cess
in an attempt to pnymsnt OF
the 1--WE hundred donars he WAS fined
for alleged stalling IN the contest
with Jack Thompson last Sunday.
johnson said he had to connns his
efforts to infightins as Thompson
would not stand up and fight at long
range, and ask for a medical exami-
nation Of Thompson in order to show
the punishment he received. Thomp-
ron also was fined $500 on ths same
charge.
, 1923-05-24
BIC ADDITION
To ROUNDHOUSE
IS AUTHORIZED
$4,000 Improvement to
Add Ten New Stalls
At Northwestern.

As a part Of its expansion program.
the Chicago and Northwestern rail-
way Is beginning construction this
week on a $500 BOO addition to its
round house. The new building will
contain ten stalls, will be 100 feet by
81 feet in size and VIII be made of
concrete
The Chicago and Northwestern has
nearly completed ten miles of track
g in he yards here that Will make
room for many more carr 10 DO si6e
tracked. The Increased freight bust
ness al nlonS the limo for
the necessity for this expansion.
Work is being done on tho tracks
between here n Douglas from the
standpoint OF changing the grade in
some parts md in adding additional
trackage ut certain points.
, 1923-05-24

Although there was no intimaton
in the state department announce
ment that the commission would be
empowered to deal with the bandits
directly in the name of the govern
ments represented. the move was
viewed in diplomatic circles here as
probably a forerunner of direct nego-
tiations with the brigand leaders.
A later message received from Mr..
Schurman said the morale OF the cap
tives was becoming lower" 1t indl-
Gated that none had been put to
death despite the threat of the
bandits TO kill two OF them should
the government not comply with
their demand by Tuesday. The mes
sage said the bandits were showing
indications OF a desire to negotiate"
, 1923-05-24
INTERNATIONAL
COMMISSION TALKED.

WASHINGTON, May 24.-The
state department today awaited ad-
vices from Minister Schurman which
are expected to throw more light on
the purpose of the diplomatic corps
at Picking in appointing an inter
national commission to investigate
and report relative negotiations for
the release of foreigners held captive
by Chinese bandits.
The decision to send such n COM
mission to -Tsaochwans. Mt his sus
gestion vas reported by Mr.. schur-
man late yesterday in the first I'D
vices received from him in nearly As
hours. Reference was made by him
TO al unrecelved report previously
sen on n meeting of. the Picking di9lo-
mats Monday and this. when received.
was expected to convey n more cont
plete understanding OF the purpose
of the international commission plan.
, 1923-05-24

For years l was a sufferer from
the torture OF rheumatism. My limbs
Oeet ana handsl would swell to al
most double their normal sic. ! suf.
fered intense pain day and night so
that I could hardly eat or sleep. I
had very little hope of ever recover
ing from this most dreadful and pain
ful disease. a friend of mine seeing
how respondent = was over my hope
less condition advised me to try AL
lENRIIU. I went Immediately to the
George Drug company in Wlnches-
ter AMI get n bottle of the internal
treatment and a bottle OF the Lini-
mont to use externally. For the sake
OF other sufferers I wish to say that
the results were simply marvellous.
After beginning the combined treat
ment the swelling began to reduce
and pain left me entirely. 1 oontin-
uod the treatment until 1 had taken
only two bottles which effected n
complete cure. Today I positively feel
better than ever before In my life.
] feel that I am very fortunate in
finding a remedy that has relieved
me OF the distress and the almost. I'M
bearable pains from which l suffered.
For the past five weeks I have been
working IL hours a day and haven't
even "A symptom Of rheumatism or
ache or pain" Signed. James c.
Jones.
Every druggist in this county is
authorized TO say to every rheumatic
sufferer that n a full pint bottle OF
ALLENRHU. the SURF conquerer Of
rheumatism. does not show the way
TO stop the agony. reduce swollen
joints and 20 away with even the
slightest twinge Of rheumatic pain,
he will Tladiy return your money
without comment.
ALLENRHU has been tried and
tested for years. and really marvellous
results have been accomplished ever
in the most evere cases where the
suffering and agony was Intense and
piteous and where the patient was
helpless. You are sure to get II at tho
Smlth-Turner Drug company mai
orders nccepted-Advertisement.
, 1923-05-24
BANDIT CRISIS
REMAINS GRAVE
CONTINUED from Page one,

Continued from Page one)
tains occupied by bandits had with.
drawn n short distance.
Letters sent out by foreign cnptives
indicated that. at the time only three
Of their number major Roland w.
Pinger, Major Robert A. Allen and
Lee Solomon. oil Amerlcans) had beer
moved to the summit Of Paotuku
mountain, the others remaining at Il
camp on the slopes. The three, how
ever. were visited by other cnptives.
who reported hat they were allowed
to see only n restricted area.
The summit. with its narrow area.
was described as insanitary. The
kidnapped Chinese children. emaciated
and clad in remnants OF silk, were
a pathetic sight.
Leon Friedman. summing up his
Impressions. said the place would be
a fortune to a movie director, but az
a prison is hell"
Both Friedman and another cap
tive. ]. Bowel. American newspaper
man wrote that the bandit chief was
treating them kindlier since tho
troops had moved back.
Powell used the slgnincnnt phrase
that you can almost tell when troops
are withdrawn by the treatment of
US"
Another infantry division arrived
ct T~saochwang bringing two guns Of
large. calibre as well as machine guns
II was not moved up toward the
bandits retreat.
, 1923-05-24

the United States before the end OF
the present week
The prisoner will Returned over to
representatives of the Los Angeles
sherin's office as o as the papers
are approved and will leave in their
custody probably on Sunday. reach.
ing New Orleans about May 80.
Mrs. Phillips and her sister, Mrs.
Eta Ma Jackson. were started for
Omoa Castle on Tuesday for safe
keeping. while Jesse Carson. who
came here with the women. remained
local in the local p~enitentiary.
, 1923-05-24
SOLUTION OF
DRY RULING
is PENDING

WASHINGTON. May s4.-IndIca.
tons were given Mt the treasury to-
day that Secretary Mellon had found
a way for reconciling tho supreme
courts recent prohibition decision
with foreign laws requiring ships of
their nationals to carry liquor as
crew rations.
The belief was expressed that the
regulations necessary to carry out
the high court decision. barring
liquor within the territorial waters
OF the United States would be actual
ly promulgated within a few days.
Officials refused to disclose the
, 1923-05-24

It 10 hoped TO instituts q Masonic
lodge on board the Canadian Pacific
steamship Impress OF France"
which has amongst its crew 100
members of the order, headed By tho
captain.
, 1923-05-24

To hold all tho water in the oceans.
lnkes and rivers OF the world. = tank
$50 miles square would be needed
while IL the water were allowed TO
flow away at the same rate as Ma
CARA Falls It would take 10000 cen
turtles for the tank to empty.
, 1923-05-24
WOMAN Slayer
TO BE STARTED
HOME SUNDAY

TEGUCIGALPA. Honduras. May
24.@By The Associated Press.HEx-
tradition papers for Calara Phillips.
escaped California hammer muir
deress'' r expected to arrive from
, 1923-05-24

It IS stated that a method h4s eean
discovered OF photosraphins this
brain OF a living person without az
fecting the health or the patient.
, 1923-05-24
Suffered Rheumatic
Torture for Years"
NOW RESTORED TO PERFECT
HEALTH

Read What J. c. Jones. Of w1ncfles-
ter. Ky, Has to Say About AL
LENRHU. the Sure Conqueror Of
Rheumatism.
, 1923-05-24

course which the treasury appeared
to have adopted in dealing with the
situation.
, 1923-05-24
WOmen'S and Misses s.

Clever Spring Suits of Wool, Poiret Twill, Jersey
or Tweed, sport or tailored models. Broken sizes
accounts for this price. In this line you will find
Suit values up to $500. All high class Crepe and
Silk lined
, 1923-05-24
WOmen's and Misses d.

Finest Dresses, suitable for any occasion. The
style assortment stands supreme. Scores of new
models in the latest style. Black, navy, tan, al.
mond, green, gray and rosewood.-.-----------