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Evening star., 1923-08-06

Hupmobile 2-pass. Coupe,
1922; perfect condition in every
way. Unusually low price.
Evening star., 1923-08-06

Hupmobile roadster, 1922 this
car has been refinished and IS
one OF Our certified Gold Seal
cars.
Evening star., 1923-08-06

Ford touring, 1922, in unusual
ly fine condition. $500.
Evening star., 1923-08-06

Ford coupe, 1922, late model; !;
many extras; runs fine.
Evening star., 1923-08-06

Lexington Lark, I92I-2o; an
unusually attractive sport car all
ready to drive out: $3.50.
Evening star., 1923-08-06

As our lease has expired and
we are forced to vacate we are
selling Our present stock of high
grade used cars at a tremendous
sacrifice.
Evening star., 1923-08-06
WANTED-SALESMEN.
INSTRUCTION COURSES

ACCOUNTANCY-TRAIN FOR POSI-
tons as auditor. comptroller, certified public
accountant, cost accountant. Law: Training
for her. Lii. y. deg:.e. Catalogue on request
BLACKSTONE INSTITUTE. Estab. A. D. 1890
Locsl Office, 401 Homer Bldg. Potomac SS3.
au24s
ANOTHER former student says: I'm your
school 80 evenings (about 20 days), secured q
stenographic position, $25 week" Positions for
graduates. Inquire BOYD SCHOOL. 1885 g.
Two floors. 23s
AUTO DRIVING LESSONS PRIVATELY
given. Call Lincoln 50. We do the rest.
BARRIER STUDENTS wanted; trade quickiy
learned; position guaranteed. Write Tri-City
Barber School, S17 East Baltimore ST., Balti-
more. Md.
CAN YOU ASK FOR A SALARY OF $50 TO
500 week and get it? We will train you
during your spare time to make mechanical
architectural drawings and help you Sc
cure position at good salary. Personal in
strnctiOn. Join others starting now. Call for
full particulars and see samples. (Any night
except Wed. or Sat: call any day except Sat.
p.m.) COLUMBIA SCHOOL OF DRAFTING.
18th and I sts. NV.
CIVIL SERVICE EXAMINATI6NS-Steno
rher and typewrt:ng. Aug. IA and Sept. IL;
tuition. 81. Special preparation for file clerk
and statistical clerk examina tions. Day and
night instruction. The Civil Service Prepara-
tory School. Sc. cor. 18th and NV. FIR. o0SO.
MEN AND WOMEN quickly learn real estate
business: receive pay while learning; need not
interfere with present employment; some mak-
ing 500 week. Free class lectures. every
Tuesday and Thursday, pm. william y.
Natteson. 810811 Bond bldg.
Evening star., 1923-08-06

Hupmobile touring, 1922:
driven less than 10000 miles
beautiful condition in every wav.
Evening star., 1923-08-06

STENOGRAPHER,
experienced, and clerk to han
die general dictation and records,
by old established automobile
distributor; good chance for ad-
vancement; inquiries treated
confidential. Address Box 324-A,
Star office.
Evening star., 1923-08-06
DODGE BROTHERS
DEALERS SELL GOOD
USED CARS.

The only answer to the ques-
ition, is it safo to buy Used
Carr" is, "Yes, ii you are careful
where you buy"
We have ready for Immediate
delivery several late model
Dodge Brothers Touungs, Sc
dams, Roadsters and Business
Coupes that are priced right for
quick sale.
Evening star., 1923-08-06

STERRETT & FLEMING, Inc.
Champlain St. at kalorama Rd.
Evening star., 1923-08-06

Ford sedan, late 1922; special
paint, dark blue; good tires; in
terror like new; mechanically
right; new spare tire and many
extras; $500.
Evening star., 1923-08-06
SOME LATE MODEL
BARGAINS

Buick 4 touring. 1922; driven
very little; motor recently COM
pletely overhauled; good tires.
Evening star., 1923-08-06
BIG
REMOVAL
SALE

BIG
REMOVAL
SALE
As our lease has expired and
we are forced to vacate we are
selling Our present stock of high
grade used cars at a tremendous
sacrifice
Alter August 18th we
will be located at
IoI6-IoI8 CONN. AVE. NV.
1922 Packard roadster.
1928 Dusenberg Special Sport
(neW).
1922 Earl Touring.
1921 Premier Touring.
1921 Packard single six.
1921 Buick Touring.
1920 Stutz 4-pass.
1920 Jordon Touring.
1922 Buick Touring.
1920 Cadillac Touring.
1910 Cadillac Coupe.
1919 Cadillac Roadster.
1919 Cadillac Touring.
1913 Cadillac Touring.
1919 Packard Touring.
Many Others.
AUTO EXCHANGE
OF WASHINGTON. INC.
iii 18th ST. NV. Frank. 5Iz4.
OPEN EVENINGS AND
SUNDAYS.
DURANT SIN TOURING
Run ss tsa" =, s2G 900 lTs new car 7,0
Liberal terms.
See Mr.. Barnes.
HARPER MOTOR CO.,
112s Conn, Ave. NV.
SOME LATE MODEL
BARGAINS
Buick 4 touring. 1922; driven
very little: motor recently COM
pletely overhauled; good tires.
Lexington Lark, Io2I-oo; an
unusually attractive sport car all
ready to drive out; $3.50.
Ford coupe, 1922, late model;
many extras; runs fine.
Hupmobile 2-pass. Coupe,
1922; perfect condition in every
way. Unusually low price.
Ford touring, 1922, in unusual
ly fine condition, 5000.
Hupmobile roadster, 1922: this
car has been refinished and is
one OF our certified Gold Seal
cars.
Hupmobile touring, 1922;
driven less than 10000 miles;
beautiful condition in every wav.
Ford sedan, late 1922; special
paint, dark blue; good tires; in
terror like new; mechanically
right; new spare tire and many
extras; $500.
Haynes sport touring, 1922: a
powerful car, in splendid condi-
ton.
Wills-Ste. Claire touring,
driven 5000 miles. This car is
equal to a new car in every de-
tail.
Don't fail to see our display OF
certified Gold Seal used cars at
the opening of Our new used car
sales room. Open 6 to II. Just
below You ST., 1887 I4th st. NV.
.STERRETT & FLEMING, Inc.
Champlain St, at kalorama Rd.
DODGE BROTHERS
DEALERS SELL GOOD
USED CARS.
The only answer to the ques-
ton, rs it safe to buy a Used
Carr" is, "Yes, ii you are careful
where you buy"
We have ready for immediate
delivery several late model
Dodge Brothers TouUngs, Sc
dams, Roadsters and Business
Coupes that are priced right for
quick sale.
SEMMES MOTOR CO.,
1913 G. ST. NV. MAIN 600.
BUICK.
USED CAR
DEPARTMENT.
In the NEW BUCKS we are
Evening star., 1923-08-06

Don't fail to see our display OF
certified Gold Seal used cars at
the opening of our new used car
sales room. Open 6 to II. Just
below You St, 1887 14th st. NV.
Evening star., 1923-08-06

AMBITIOUS LADIES
Learn millinery now for fall season: won
derful opportunity; graduates assisted to po-
sitions or te go into business for themselves.
Ask for booklet.
LIVINGSTONE'S ACADEMY
Designing Dressmaking Millinery
- 1l1k-G St N.Ks franklin lk76. d
Evening star., 1923-08-06

Wills-Ste. Claire touring,
driven 5000 miles. This car is
equal to a new car in every de
tail.
Evening star., 1923-08-06

STENOGRAPHER.
experienced, and clerk to han
die general dictation and records,
by old established automobile
distributor; good chance for ad-
vancement; inquiries treated
confidential. Address Box 32S-A,
Star office.
Evening star., 1923-08-06
PERSONAL.

GENTLEMAN WANTS AUTO RIDE TO PEN
Mar or, Blueridge Summit Wednesday or
Thursday. Col. S401-w. .
CLARA II. CUNNINGHAM, EXPERT FUR
rer. Altering and repairing. 1011 st. NV.
Phone Franklin 100.
MEMS CLOTHES BOUGHT. MAKE 1T
snanpy. show some pep. ring MS. up, let
give YOU our amazing prices for discarded
clothing. shoes md etc. Main 4145 JCSTH'S'
WE AEE NOW PAYINfi 81 no $40 FOR
mems and ladies' used sGits. Our prices for
cd clothing are the higgest Wash. Clothing
Eychartga. 6a3 d ST NV. Phone Main 33IS
PHYSI0THERAPY AND ELECTROTHER.
apy scientifically given. For appointment.
phone Potomac 144I.
HOME FOR AGED
1nvAlfds and rest cure: special diet; night
and day nurse. North 1883 1924 goth st. NV.
DETECTIVE SERVICE.
ESTABLISHED THIRTY-EIGHT YEARS.
Confidential Investigations; expert advice on
all personal or business matters involving
complex problems. Consultation free. I'm
questionable credentials. You may consult US
in .bsolute confidence: Phone franklin s7oo;
BRADFORD, INC, i781 ELL ST. NV. at
Connecticut ave. oc20s
Evening star., 1923-08-06

Haynes sport touring, 1922: a
powerful car, in splendid condi-
ton.
Evening star., 1923-08-06

| Thoroughly experienced watchman for large
u laundry plant; experienced with boilers pre-
! ferred Address BOX 20 & Star office
Evening star., 1923-08-06

ri are your Sal0 tITeR a1aDlN.
A grunt was the only reply.
"How's business?"
Rotten"
bad weather for taxis."
Rotten"
What's the matter? You seem a
bit down on your luck"
Rotten" declared Blossom like a
bird with one note. Il got a pain in
me back and two fiat tires. fellow
done me out of my fare last night.
Everything is rotten"'
I'll help with the tires" said
Greg
The morose one stared You're
new" he said grimly.
Greg nodded toward T7011. MY
cal" he said.
'ft,h, the machine gun" said Bios;
som. God help you! Rotten old
boat, Where's Hickey"
I'D be glad to know myself"
owes me half dollar said Bios
som.
Have you seen my friend that
brought her in?" asked Greg anxious
ly, young boy?"
Blossom shook his head. He woke
me up backin' and film. tryin' to
snake her in. / knew it was a green
hand bringin' in the machine gun.
I cursed him but didn't get up. Us
was a determined cuss all right;
stuck at it till he got her in"
Watching Greg's handy way with
the tires Blossom said: You're not
80 new"
he had long been a chauffeur for
you made a mistake" said Bios
som dejectedly. Rotten life! Look
at me. You're tormented night and
day not knowing how you're going
Evening star., 1923-08-06
FOR FARM AND GARDEN.
DOGS, PETS, ETC.

BIRD CAGES-Attractive brass and enamel
cages 81 =. up. Bird seed. the better kind.
ATHERTON'S. 33S Indiana
AIREpALE PUPPY, ppdigreed. +. II. Scott,
I42I III. ave. NV. Phone Col. 315l.
HEADQUARTERS for bro cages; all KINDS at
fowest prices. FdirchiId's Pet shop. 1915 9th
st. NV.
Evening star., 1923-08-06

HOTELS :. NEED AMBITIOUS men and
women; nation wide demand in all depart
men.s. me notels. Yea rooms; ceieterias, clubs.
quick advancement: our methods indorsed-
our students employed by leading hotels, every
where. Open evenings. Call for particulars.
lewis Hotel Training School. 1910 n. Y. ave.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-15
THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE

rem. and an entirely new Mary Pick
ford audience will be created. Men
especially, and there are few per-
laps, who have ever seen Mary Pick
ford on the screen will see and adore
her in "Rosita."
A thrilling tale of Spanish romance
il urfolded in swiftly moving scenes
glimpses Of carnival and pa!atial sp-
lcndor blended into story of dram
attic intensity interspersed with hui
man fralities, comedy intrigue, sus-
pense and mounted on u production
of gigantic proportions, Astounding
in melodrama and love.
AS Rosita, Mary Pickford appears
in inanv scenes Of dramatic intensity
and while she is seen in the role OF an
emotional actress. Miss Pickford has
played many emotional scenes hereto
fore, therefore it will not in this
sense, be new Mary--just a grown
up Mary Pickford never fully reveal
ed until the present.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-15
Art of Interior
Decorations Is
Discussed at Club

An interesting part of the meet
ing Of the Alpha Eta chapter of the
Delphian Society at the Mckenzie
hotel yesterday was the short talk
given by Mrs. Il. s. Towne on inter
Tor decoration with a window at
Webb Bros. containing living
room furniture of an ap-
propriatc and ornamental pat
tern arranged in artistic manner by
Robert Webb and a window at
Pcrry's Furniture store arranged
with fine set of dining room furni-
ture as actual models demonstrating
points in her. talk. The club ladies
visited the two store following their
program and the talk given by Mrs.
Towne.
The regular discussions on var
ious topics relating to Assyria and
Babylonian civilization, their cities,
sccnce, and education. Mrs. Harry
Woodmanscc was leader of the dis
cussion.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-15
FAMOUS NOVEL Is BROUGHT
TO CAPITOL SCREEN

Clara Louise Burnham's celcbrt-
ed novel, "Jewe:,' becomes living
breathing reality at the Capitol theat-
er commencing Monday, when Univer-
sails film play, "A Chapter in Her
Life" dapted from the book, will
he screened. The new production
introduces one Of the best known
players in America Claude Gilline-
water and the latest sensation in
child actresses, Jane Mercer. 1t was
adapted by Louis Weber, and has at
tracted wide attention as one of the
outstanding bits of screen artistry Of
the year.
The story is a lesson in happiness.
1t depicts the life of a little child
in a home torn with family discord
and where, through her love con-
quers her environment and restores
happiness. 1t is a powerful lesson
ard its heart interest and whimsical
humor make in AN enhancing play.
Claude GillinGwatcr plays the
part of the millionaire grandfather,
embittercd by years of hating. Lit
tie Jane Mercer. playing the title
role of Jewel is convincing in
action-for she seemed to live the
part rather than act it.
Among those in the cast are JAG
quclinc Gadscn, Francis Raymond.
Ralph Yearsley, Fred Thomson and
Beth Rayon.
Some of the most famous estates
in California were used as tho back
ground for it's cnthralling action.
The interiors, specially designed
from an old New York mansion, fit
the action Of the play perfectly. Miss
Weber handled these details person
ally.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-15
MARY PICkFORD GROWS w
IN LnD

When "Rosita" is shown for the
first time at the Palace thcatcr, Man
dan, Monday and Tuesday evening.
the public Of Bismarck and Mandan
will see an entirely new Mary Pick
ford.
In, this, her latest United Artists
attraction she. appears as grown-ur
young woman.
The famous Mary Pickford curls
of golden hue, are coiffed high in
Spanish style Of the nineteenth cent
ury, while Miss Pickford, wearing
gorgeous gowns with long streamin.s
train. appears 1.-THE and sinuous, re-
vealing seldom seen phase of the
personality loved the world around.
"Rosita" is an entirely different
story from anything else Mary Pick
ford ever before has been identified
with. Its appeal will be to the
grown-ups rather than to the child
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-15
GIVE BIRTHDAY DINNER

Mrs. H. F. Keller entertained at
6 o'clock dinner last evening COM
plimentary to her daughter, Miss
Louise who celebrated her thirteenth
birthday. Covers were laid for 16
and table appointments were charm
ingly carried out in Christmas COL
ors. After dinner the girls. spent
the evening in playing bridge and
dancing. The honors at cards were
won Miss Esther Hoist.
The honor guest was presented
with a number of beautiful remem-
bcrances by her friends.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-15
AT THE MOVIES
THE ELTlNGE>

The feature at the Eltinge thcater
for Monday and Tuesday is "The Pur-
pie highway" the picture adaptation
Of the stage play, Dear Me-" Madge
kennedy and Monte Blue head a
cast which includes Vincent Cole
man, Pedro de Cordoba, Dore David
son and Winnifred harris. In ad-
dition to the "The Purple Highway"
Will Rogers appears in "Uncensorc
Movies" in which he impersonates
Tom Mix, Bill Hart and the sheiking
"Eody."
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-15
ELECT OFFICERS

At the meeting of St. Mary's Sew
ing circle Thursday evening the fol-
lowing officers were elected: Presi-
dent, Mrs. Charles Schebler; vice
president, Mrs. ]. G. McQuillan; Sc.
cretary, Mrs. r. E. Carlander; trea-
surer, Mrs. E. c. White. St. Mary's
Sewing circle is the oldest organiza-
tion Of St. Mary's church and has
accomplished wonderful work for
the church during its existancc.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-15
ISSUE MARRIAGE LICENSES

Miss Lydia Zelmer and Adolph
Bender of Alta Steiber Township
have obtained marriage liocnse
from the county judge. After their
marriage they expect to make their
home on a farm near their home. A
license was also issued to George G.
Mindt and Miss Eva Steinert daugh-
ter of John Steinert Of 18th Street.
Mr.. Mindt is employed at the Hos
kin greenhouse.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-15
MUSIC RECITAL

The music students of Mrs. Elva
Lair Whitson will appear in recital
Monday evening at 8 O'Clock at the
Elks club rooms. A fine program
has been prepared by the young mus
icians and they have varied pro-
gram to present at their first recital
of the fall season. The public is in
vitcd to attend.
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was 'cXpccted that officers for the
coming year would be elected some
time during the afternoon.
HONORED AT HAMLlNE

Lester Vcttcr, son of J. w. Vet
ter, has received {: place on the
fTamlinc University Honor Roll for
the first mid semester Of the year.
TO attain "A place on this Honor
Roll an exceedingly high standard of
scholarship is REQUIRED. Mr.. Vetter
ranked third on the Junior Honor
Roll.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-15
SHANK APPEARS TONIGHT

Charles Edwin Shank. lyccum en-
tcrtainer, arrived this afternoon pre-
paratory to giving his program this
evening at the Presbyterian church
at 8 o'clock. His number will be
some one to be requested by the To-
cal ladies, for he has. large roper
tory from which to Select.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-15
WAR MOTHERS

The regular monthly meeting of
the War Mothers will be held at the
home of Mrs. c. S. Moody. Second
street Tuesday afternoon. at 3
O'Clock. Election Of officers for the
year will take place at this time
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-15
j.. GREETED JUDGE COFFEY

DR.. r. c. Coffey and wife of Port
land, Oregon, passed through Bis
marck today and were greeted by
DR.. Coffey's brother, Judge James A..
Coffey. DR.. Coffey has been attend
ing medical congresses in the east.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-15
TO VISIT IN DETROIT

Mrs. Joseph Ry"rson and grand
son. Stewart Rycrson of Detroit,
Ryerson home for several months
past have left for Detroit, Mich, to
spend the holidays with relatives
and friends.
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MASONS PLANS

The Masons are making plans to
confer the third degree on a class
Monday evening. Arrangements arc
under way for light lunch and 9TH
err entertainment.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-15

GOING EAST FOR HOLIDAYS
Major and Mrs. Frank Henry will
leave the first part of next week to
spend the Christmas Holiday season
in Boston and New York.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-15
GUEST AT REMINGTON HOME

Bishop Tyler was the guest of Mr..
and Mrs. 2. G. Remington while here
to conduct confirmation exercises for
a class of girls from the Indian
schools last night at the Episcopal
church.
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being played during the evening.
The honors we're won by Mrs. Joseph
Barth and Mrs. E. E. Rickers. At
the close of the game luncheon was
served
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AWAY FOR HOLIDAYS

Mr.. and Mrs. A. o. Bartlett of
Hughes Aptsj left this morning for
Duluth, Mimi, to spend the holt
days with relatives
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-15

ENTERTAIN AT BRIDGE
Misses Rose and Christine Huber
entertained at a delightful party
last evening, eight tables of bridge
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-15
Mail your Xmas packages
at Wills Seedstore, 4th and
ROsser.

Charles Edwin Shank, Iy-
ceum. entertainer. appears to-
night at 8 o'clock at Presby-
terrain church.. Everybody
urged to attend. SOC admis-
sion. Third number of lee
ture course.
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SPEAKS AT DENTAL MEETING

DR.. r. S. Towne was one of the
speakers at the meeting of the Slope
Dental society in Dickinson this af-
ternoon. Permanent organization Of
the society was considered and it
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Social and
Personal
Christmas Seal
Sale Reaches a
Nice Total To Date

The sale of Christmas Seals in
the business district of the city has
reached total of $402.67 under the
direction of Mrs. Frank Barnes. A
portion of this, fifty per cent, will
go to the milk fund as a result of
the cooperation given by the ladies
of the Woman's Community Council
in putting over the campaign.
The school children have aold
$3.50 worth Of seals up TO date, the
amounts being apportioned to the
schools as follows:
Tachter ......... .......... $20.45
NH .'.....' 49,. ......' ''.t oA''1
W nj. moore lO.CS
Richholt 2O.64
In the sale of seals Esther Schultz
and Clara Hultberg made the larg-
est individual sales, selling $3.50
of seals. The sale for the children
concluded Monday, but in the bus
mess district it will continue until
Christmas day.
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This shows the gold
adv1ces Washington
Mrs Coolidge wife of the president
H. Waen President Harding hal
Coolidge she would some day be the first lady lana
piled: If III
CT the Wae House Now she insists v
The Washington times., 1923-02-24
Unseenly.

A learned professor once at.
tended a banquet of some of his
contemporaries, and brought his
seven-year-old daughter along with
him.
She was seated next to an
elderly gentleman absorbed in the
preparation of a speech, who CON.
sequently paid no attention to
the fair one at his side. Resent.
ing this inattention she sought
70 arouse him by a question:
DO you like bananas?" she
suddenly exclaimed.
The professor made no sign oF
having heard.
do you like bananas?" she re-
peated.
No answer.
Climbing up on her chair, she
shouted in his ear:
"Do you like bananas?"
At length the old boy turned
toward her with great delibera.
ton. and said:
MY dear young lady, I had in.
tended to ignore your most un.
seemly question. but since you
persist, I will say that. personal.
b, I-er.much prefer the old.
fashioned night-shirt. Phoenix
The Washington times., 1923-02-24
Ben Jonson Up-to-Date

You drank to me only with thine
eyes
When I filled you with cocktails
galore.
Yeu left me not one kiss within
the cup
But always asked. why don't YOU
pour?''
The hunger that from my tunn.
my did rise,
Nor my thirst had I chances 70
slaEe;
I'd say. eff you please. give me
simple Swiss cheese"
Cause you ordered a thick. tuicv
steak.
], like Ben. sent thee a rosy wreath
To wear to the interclass prom.
I asked you next day IL you liked
my boqust-
You'd forgotten whom vet, xot n
from!
Re gods, Mary Jane, quit digging
my gold.
You may think I'm rich. but I
amt.
Loves nectar? Great Grtpi YP ia
once get sip
swear I'd fall dead in a. faint
Phoenix.
The Washington times., 1923-02-24
The Voice.

/ awoke. startled by q voice
close behind me. I turned, but
could distinguish nothing. ALI
around me it was black-ar i'm.
penetrable. darkness save fer ~
solitary shaft of misty light thar
pierced the air above. Again j
heard a voice. It was close to my
ear. It said. in a raueous whis-
per, you're completely in nay
power. Your life lies in the hol-
low Of my hand" I started. 81.
lence. Then it came again:
"Only q moment longer and you
will be no more!' The strain
upon my shattered nerves was be-
coming insufferablef silence
again. Suddenly heard 1t close
to my ear: your time has
come" Completely. unstrung, ]
sprang to my feet ana wheeled
about: Damn it, wenan," I
Missed, aren't the movie serials
bad enough without your reading
the subtttles aloud2"-Brown jug.
The Washington times., 1923-02-24
RADIO RAGTIME
;oW. MEOW.

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AVA Hello. Ashca.
All, there Ciaders.
Nice day.
don't know III haven't Iool.e5
out the window yet.
: What have you todayf
How about soma nice olaicna?
Are they as weak as your iol,ea?
Weaker; they're weekend oriona
Keep 'en.
Well. try this one:
When did Robinson Crusoe b.
come an acrobat?''
When he sat on his chest .
Hooray. you nabbed that de-
crepit one. Try this:
why Is lazy dog like long
hing"
Its a slow pup slopA-upl."
Have to explain that one. son.
Try this: Why do people take
their lunch to the beach?''
Oh, that's a cinch. Because
they can't eat the sand-which.is.
there"
Righto, Redhead. righto.
III say It is. Weakhead.
All right. me own, farewell.
So long. Simple.