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The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-03-11
SALAMANDER CLUB
 GIVES DINNER

The Salamander club entertained Friday evening at an informal dinner party In the center of the table was a beautiful basket of roses and jon quils. with ribbon streamers, of the club colors. blueand gold. running to the place cards and favors.
 A charming feature of the evening was the introduction of song, the "Salamander Girl" written and sung by members of the club. After the dinner Lyric party was enjoyed.
 MT. and Mrs. H. c. Perrine acted as chaperon for the occasion. Those at tending were Misses Loretta Slade, Sara Martin. Gertrude Burlington, Lillian Fearn. Edith Simms. Ruth Reed, Elizabeth Rushton. Myra Bell Pope, Ethel Hearn, Ruby Cain, Jose phine Day, Messrs. w. G. Duncan, Theodore Rhinehart, Paul Scrugs Russell Denseler, Earnest Carpenter, Kenneth Perrine. Addison MerrieI Alex Callen. Malcolm Barduell, George Nealeans. Horace Alexander, and John Cook.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-03-11
MISS ERWIN, BRIDE-ELECT,
 HONORED AT LOVELY SHOWER


 In honor of the approaching mar riage of Miss Bessie Tarrant Erwin, member of the Woman's Culture club, the Woman's Culture club members entertained at surprise miscellaneous shower Thursday aft ernoon at the home of Mrs. W. B. Burton.
 A scheme of pink and white was carried out in the decoration and in the refreshments course.
 Those assisting Mrs. Burton in re- ceiving were Mrs. A. c. Mcclellan and Mrs. A. B. Aldridge.
 Contests were enjoyed and the prize was won by Mrs. E. B. Erwin. who presented 1t to the bride. she having received the honoree prize. after which little Jessie Marie Mc- Callum, niece of the bride-to- be, presented the honoree with a huge number of gifts, and she responded very gracefully with an expression of enthusiasm and pleasure.
 Those enjoying the pleasant occa. sion were: Mesdames R. c. Barton. A. c. Mcclellan, M. H. Rudisill, l.. B. McCallum, w. S. Burton, E. B. Erwin, Jessie Erwin, A. B. Aldridge, s. E.. Robbins. c. R. Ozley. A. H. Walker, O. S. Rollings, w. J. Baird. D. D. Frazer. M. H. Almon. Margaret Me Clellan, Mart Whitford, Miss Bessie Erwin, Miss Lila Russell, Miss Belle Austin. Miss Amelia Walston, Miss Mamie Blackwell. Miss Ollie Erwin and little Jessie Marie McCallum.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-03-11
MRS. BARTON HOSTESS TO MISSIONARY SOCIETY

Mrs. R. c. Barton entertained at her lovely home on Fairmont avenue recently the ladies of the Boyles Methodist Missionary society.
 After the business meeting, con- ducted by Mrs. G. R. Ozley, president Mrs. R. c. Barton related to the so- ciety her trip to the missionary so- ciety convention which was held at Tuscaloosa. The pastor Rev. J. J. Sandlin, prayed the closing prayer, after which the hostess invited the members into the dining room, where delicious salad course was served.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-03-11
FRECKLES
March Brings Out Unsishtly Spots.
 How to Remove Eaaily.

The woman with tender sly dreads March because it is likely to cover key' face with ugly freckles. No matter how thick her veil, the sun and winds have a strong | ndency to make her freckle.
 Fortunately for her peace of mind. Othine-double strength, makes 1t possibio for even those most suscept- ible to 1reckles to keep thei, skin clear and white. No matter how stubborn a case of freckles you have, the double strength Othine should le- move them.
 Get an ounce from your druggist and banish the freckles. Money back if 1t fails.-Adv.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-03-11
COBB-BROWN
 WEDDING PLANS

The following plans have been made for the Cobb-Brown wedding: Miss Annie Claude Brown, maid of honor: Mrs. George Roebuck, matron of honor; little Miss Frances Horton. daughter of MT. and Mrs. Olin Hor- ton, and Eleanor Woodcock. daugh- ter of MT. and Mrs. B. L. Woodcock are to be the ribbon girls: Dorothy Wright Brown, niece of the bride elect, will be the flower girl. and Richard Woodcock. little son of Mir and Mrs. B. l.. Woodcock, Is to be ring bearer.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-03-11
MRS. BROWN ENTERTAINS
 IN HONOR OF MISS BROWN

Mrs. Roscoe Brown entertained at luncheon Tuesday in honor of Miss Estelle Brown, a bride elect, at her home on Woodlawn Highlands. The house was made attractive with jon quils and other spring flowers. An additional feature which was very enjoyable was an apron shower that came as a surprise to the honoree.
 The guests were: Miss Estelle Brown, Mrs. George Roebuck, Mrs. Carl Crews, Mrs. Charles Hitty, Miss Annie Claude Brown, Mrs. R. H. Ken nedy, Miss Margaret Kennedy, Mrs. Henry Allen and Mrs. c. ". Brown.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-03-11
MACKEREL.

Have Spanish mackerel split lengthwise and neatly trimmed. Lay skin side down in a small greased pan. Cover with a good sized tomato and onion, each sliced, and arrange and celery salt. Put bits of butter on top and bake. When done pour cream over the fish to almost cover and cook three minutes longer. Ar range on platter and sprinkle with
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-03-11
NEW SONG WRITTEN BY
 ALABAMIAN

Mrs. Mildred White Wallace, one of Alabama's most accomplished musi- clans, has added another success to her list of musical compositions. Dream Boat" (waltz) is the name of her charming Hitting waltz song, and it is said to be close rival of Little Cherry Blossom" which has been one of the most popular of her compositions. 100000 copies of this popular song having been sold. Mrs. Wallace lives at Columbiana, and Is widely known as clever writer of songs.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-03-11
Y. w. c. A. CALENDAR

Y. w. c. A. CALENDAR
 Sunday, P. M-Tea, association building.
 Monday, 6:45 r. M.-Vesper serv- ice, association building; Dr. George R. Stuart. speaker.
 Tuesday. 6 P. NV. D. T. meet ing, club roofns; all clubs will hear Dr. Mansfield. 6:45 P M.-Bible study, Dr. J. E. billiard, leader.
 Wednesday, P. M.-Blue Ridge meeting. Blue Triangle club rooms.
 Thursday. P. M.-Aladdin club meeting, club rooms: basketball game following meeting. 6:45 P. M French class. Mademoiselle Cunt ger; Spanish class, Mrs. Henry Dill; association building.
 Sunday afternoon at o'clock the girls of the Y. w. c. A. will attend the young peoples meeting at the Church of the Advent 10 hear Miss Angy Manning Taylor speak on "The Educational and Inspirational Value of the Bible."
 After the meeting, the young women and secretaries will be at home informally to their friends at the association building. MRS. LINK WILL
 HONOR MISS LEVY
 Mrs. Jack Link will entertain March f6 in honor of Miss Eleanor Levy, a bride-elect.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-03-11
MANY SMALL PARTIES AT LINGER LONGER LODGE

Among those entertaining during the past weekend were Earle A. Major. Mrs. E. T. Rice, Miss Carolyn Fowlkes. Gordon Robinson, Jack Cooper, Gen. Louis V. Clark and Dr. and Mrs. Constantine. Among the distinguished visitors who went out to the lodge last week were pr. w. J. Mayo and party. Louis Graveuer and Mrs. Arpad Sander,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-03-11
BUSINESS AND PROFESSIONAL
 WOMEN,S CLUB PROGRAM

Monday, March IF. 6:30 to 8-Short story course.
 Tuesday March 13-5:15 to 6. short hand class, to $40, current event class.
 Wednesday. March 14-6 to 2, psychology class.
 Thursday, March 15-5:30 to 6, sup per: 6:45 to 8, regular monthly busi- ness meeting; 8:15. talks by Rev. w. R. Hendrix and Dr. James L. McLes- ter.
 Friday, March 16-12:30. St. Pat ricks Day luncheon; 6:15 to 6. short hand class.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-03-11
MISS ERWIN HOSTESS
 AT SPEND-THE-DAY.

Miss Bessie Erwin. bride e-elect. en- terained Wednesday at her home for a few friends at spend the day party. Those enjoying her hospital ity were: Mrs. Berney Vest. Mrs. S. R. Robbins, little Alice Dorothy Rob bins, Mrs. D. D. Frazer, Miss Lucille Erwin, Miss Ollie Erwin, Mrs. Jessie Erwin and Miss Bessie Erwin.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-03-11
MRS. BOYNTON COMPLIMENTED

Mrs. Hubert Scruggs entertained a. few friends delightfully."- yesterday at the Southern club, complimenting Mrs, Dwight Boynton of Talladega. The table was a pretty spectacle with bright colored flowers center ing the table.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-03-11
GALLIARD CLUB TO GIVE
 PRETTY DANCE

The annual dance of tho Galliard club will be given March 26. This dance had been planned to take place at an earlier date, but on account of the failure in getting the orchestra desired. 1t was delayed. Miss Lillian Butler has been asked to lead the dance, with Dyer Abernathy, vice president of the club
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-03-11
THE YANCEY
 LITERARY SOCIETY

The Yancey Literary society held It's regular meeting Friday, March 9. The program for the day consisted of par liamentary drill. After the judges and the timekeeper were an- nounced the meeting was turned over to Mir. Fred Murray. The judges rem dered their decision in favor of Mir. J. l.. aPrker, who held the chair six minutes and five seconds
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-03-11
PROMETHEAN CLUB MEETS

The Prone thean held its regular weekly meeting Friday afternoon and took a delightful trip to the Fairy land of opera. conducted by Elizabeth Mackey, who gave Midsummer Nights Dream;" Helen Davisc. who read Hans and Gretel" Caroline Farmer, who gave "Siegfried."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-03-11
MRS. BARTON ENTERTAINs

Mrs. R. c. Barton entertained at a miscellaneous shower Saturday afternoon in compliment to Miss Bessie Tarrant Erwin, bride elect, at her home on Fairmont avenue.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-03-11
MRS. VEST AND MRS. ROBBINS
 JOINT HOSTESSES

Mrs. Bernie Vest and Mrs. s. F. Robbins are honoring Miss Bessie Tarrant Erwin, bride-elect, at Lyric party Monday afternoon.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-03-11
CHILDREN'S PARTY
 BY LADIES' AUXILIARY

There will be children's party given under the auspices of the La dies auxiliary to the A. O. H., at the This promises to be one of the most enjoyable parties of its kind. Danc- ing will be a feature of the after noon; also pinning the donkeys tall. Mother Goose will be there with her pockets full to overflowing. Prizes will be awarded for the different amusements. There will bo plenty of lemonade. ice cream and candy for everyone. Admission 10 cents. Come and spend the afternoon.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-03-11
ST. CECELIA ALUMNAE MEETS

The Alabama chapter of the St. Cecelia alumnae, of which Mrs. Jack T. Walton is president. held It's regu- lar monthly meeting at her home on last Thursday. Owing to the de- parture from the city of Mrs. Clar- ence Burns. it's secretary. Miss Lula Jay Little of Bessemer was appoint ed. At tnIs meeting plans were made for a big dance to be given on April 10 by this group of young ma irons and misses which promises to be most successful. The next meet ing will be held at the home of Mrs A. w. Dupuy, Dupuy Station, on April 2S. full attendance Is ex- pected.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-03-11

The Alabama Federation of Music Clubs offers the following gift schol- arships in music available 1923-1924. Applications should be sent prior to April 3 to Mrs. W. L. Davlds. chair man of education and scholarship, A. F. M. C., Troy, Ala.
 Alabama Technical Institute and College for Women, Montevallo- (Given by Mrs. Victor Hanson) value, $100.
 Womans College, Montgomery Value, S75.
 Judson College, Marion-Value, $75.
 University, Tuscaloosa-(Given by Mrs. H. N Eddins) Full tuition in voice.
 D'Agnostino School of Music. Bir- ingham-Tuition in full.
 Ferdinand Dunkley. Birmingham Tuition in full in voice.
 Brenau College e-Conservatory, Gainesville, Ga.-Value, $100.
 Cox College and Conservatory College Park, Ga.-Value, $65.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-03-11

 ANNOUNCEMENT

Mrs. Lillian Stewart of Fairfield announces the marriage of her daughter, Mabel Virginia, to MT. Lu- clan Lee Zimmerman of Ensley. Ala. The ceremony was performed by Rev. R. l.. Dill on Monday afternoon. March 5.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-03-11
MRS. BADHAM HONORS
 MRS. STILLMAN

Mrs. Henry l.. Badham entertained at a beautiful dinner party last eve ming, honoring Mrs. Charles Stillman,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-03-11
MRS. LINK WILL
 HONOR MISS LEVY

March f6 in honor of Miss Eleanor Levy, bride-elect.
Evening star., 1923-12-07
IS l6bELIEVEDLOST
|NPAc|F|CST0RM
Steamer Sinks Off North.
west Coast--GaIe Cripples
Wire Service.
~ he Associated Press.

~ 'Es sks"rlaiea FTesS.
SEATTLE, wash, December 7.-r
Sixteen persons are, believed 70 have
perished as the result of q twenty, !,
four.hcur gale which cwspt the
northwest coast territory Wednesday
night and sariy yesterday, causing
great property damage, Gripping
communicst tien facilities and inun-
dating portions of Hoquiam and Alb
erdeen, Wash, and Warrenton. Ore.
sixteen persons are believed to
have been drowned when the steam
er I. w. Lake sank Yesterday in
Rosario strait, between Lopez and
Fidalgo Islands, near Anacortes.
-Four bodies, three of them unidenti-
fed, have been recovered by author
;tiss Of San Juan county; One Of the
Rodss Il ead Tseoa be ,aas The Gf G1p sh,c
was wesIbound from Friday HarboT.
in the San Juan Island group, 10 Ana
cortes
wreck. Coastal navigation was un-
hampered, although the steamship
Empress of Canada was forced to
abandon her caii yesterday at Vic
Ioria and dock at Vancouver, British
Columbia. on account OF the rough
wsa ther.
In many towns and cities along the
coast telephone and telegraph facil-
tiles were put out of coInmi sSion by
tho wind and rain and in some ih-
stances street aaf tTarfio was tied up
by water. mad iaek, OF pewSr. Fail,
ing treeS and rocks blocked some
railroad liRet.
BellinghaSn, Everett, Aberdeen and
Hequian felt the brunt of rhe stormy
apparently, although the storm as
Sained the proportions of a blizzard
Evening star., 1923-12-07
SLAYER IN LOVE DUEL
ELECTR0CUTED in PRISON
Last Minute Efforts to Gain Re-
prieve for Emil
Semicne Fail,

oSsINING, n. y, December Emil
Scmione of Buffalo. who has been an
occupant of the death house in Sing
Sing prison for nearly three years, was
electrocuted- last night after last minute
efforts by his friends to obtain a re-
prieye from Gov. Smith had failed,
SeBion$ and Joseph De Paula were
eonsieted Of numbering LuSii Campaigns
after a quarrel over d Buffalo. woman,
for whose affections DE Paula and
Campagna were rivals. De Paula SEN
tence, however, was changed to life i'm
prisonment after he had beea granted
n new trial.
Evening star., 1923-12-07

at Vancouver, British ceiuH,bia, ana
disrupted telegraph and telephone
communication.
Three feet of sHow was reported
to have fallen in the Cascade noun
tains and q foot of snow fell I'm the
Kachse. keechelus and Cleelup lakes
distric;.
The rain apparently was general
along the antiFe Pacific coast heavy
INrec ipitation having been record ed
far south into California.
Evening star., 1923-12-07
U.- S. ADMITS 35 BRIDES,
Parole Granted Ellis Island Ar
rivals Claimed by Sailors.

NEW YORK, December 7.-Thirty-
ave brides OF United States sailors.
detained at Ellis Island when they
arrived after the quotas from east
ern Mediterranean ports had been
exhausted, will be admitted on spe-
cial parole as soon as their husbands
claim them.
Orders for the release were re-
ceived by immigration officials from,
Secretary Of Labor Davis yesterday.
Five young women were turned over
to their husbands and relatives Inv
fnAdtatAiy
Evening star., 1923-12-07
LOS ANGELES MAY LOSE
MOTION PICTURE PLANTS
Joseph Schenck Says Producers
Turning TO New York as
Studio Center.

By tine Aksoei9ted Press.
SAN FRANCISCO, Calf. December Z.
Motion picture plants of Los Angeles
arc ready 70 pull up stakes and go
elsewhere" according to Joseph
ScheHck, motion picture producer and
husband Of Norma Talmadse.
Scbenck declared the producers were
not wholly influenced by the attitude Of
the Los Angeles city government, but
said great many of them had been
thinking OF moving for some time. Al
ready one of the largest plants in Los
Angeles. he asserted, had moved 30 per
cent of its production to New York.
Evening star., 1923-12-07
y. s. HARNESS co. CASE UP
Trial Set for Conspiracy In Army
Surplus Sale.

WHEELING. w. VA, December T.
The United states Harness Company
ersl court at Parkersburg during
the January term. ". G. Grimes, as
sistsnt> United States attorney, has
announced OFFICIALS Of the company
were indicted upon a conspiracy
charge growing out Of the sale of sur
plus army goods.
Evening star., 1923-12-07

The wise politician says nothing
and gets somebody else to saw wood
for him
Evening star., 1923-02-11
Bride, Lost in Heart of N. Y,
Phones She's o. X. after 4 Days

Mrs. McGregor parted from her
husband in Times Square last Tues
day to telephone some friends, agree
ing to meet him later at the Hotel
Cadillac. McGregor sat in the lobby
until midnight, but she did not ap-
pear. For three days he wandered
about the city in search Of her and
last night called. upon the police for
aid.
Tho McGregor separation is the
third case recently in which hus-
bands and wives have been lost in the
swirl of New York.
The most pathetic case was that of
Joseph Gallo, sixty-one. Of Fairfax,
s. D., who arrived here last Novem-
ber with his wife on their way to
Czechoslovakia- They became sepa-
rated in a subway jam. Several days
later he found his wife In the morgue.
She had died OF q heart attack at
trtbuted to Mysteries ...-...-...---
Evening star., 1923-02-11
TODAY'S STAR
PART ONE-36 Pages.


General News-LocaI. National, Foreign.
Community centers-Pags II.
Radio News-Paee 10.
Art and Artists-PAae 10.
schools and coIleoes-Paaes 22 and 23.
Book Reviews-Page 26.
Financial News-Paees n and 20.
World War veterans-Page 35.
Classified AdvertIsement-Pa 20 to
IS.
PART TWO-l4 Pages.
Editorials and Editorial Features.
Washington and Other Society.
o. A. r. Actlvitie-Pase 6.
Girls and Their Atfairs-Pase 10.
Serial, "The Scarlet Tanaser"-Pase 1s.
Spanish War veterans-Pase 13.
PART THREE-10 Pages.
Amusements-Theaters and the Photo.
play.
Music In Washington-Pase s.
Motorists and Motorina-Pases 6 to 9.
FraternItIes-Pase 10.
PART FOUR Pages.
Pink Sports Section.
PART FIVE@S Pages.
Magazine section-Features and Fiction
ROTOGRAvURE-S Pages.
World Events In Pictures.
COMIC SECTION Pages.
Mutt and jeff; Rea'lar FelIers; Betty;
Mr.. and Mrs.
Evening star., 1923-02-11
LEMONS MURDER SOLVED.
Police in Baltimore Seek Two More
of Blackhanders.
By the Associated Press.

By the Associated Press.
BALTIMORE, February 1O.-The
murder of Belle Lemons whose body
was found near the Rolling Road
Golf Club July 13, last, has been
solved, according to the police, by
the arrest of seventeen members of a
black-hand gang. A recruit in the
gang, the police said, committed the
crime after it was ordered by leaders,
because the woman had Tilted one of
them.
With seventeen persons under
arrest here and in Fairmont and
Clarksburg, W. Va, police are after
two more members of the gang. Six
other murders according to the po-
lice, are charged against them. and
the police declare they have evidence
of score Of dynamiting and murder
ing plots
Patsy Corbi was arrested here at
his home in Westport, where he and
his parents conduct an ice cream
place. Corbi surrendered to the police
after the crime, and challenged them
to hold him. They let him go. but
Other arrests are: Angelo Buna,
known as big Angelo" Fairmont.
Richard Ferri. alleged Fairmont boot
logger; Gus Jurgo, a Fairmont bar
ber; Philip Canezaro, called big Nose
PHIL of Clarksburg, alleged boot
logger and agent for the gang; Joe
Sergi. business man of Fairmont said
to be gang leader; Philip Micoichi
barber of Fairmont; Nick Salamand
shoemaker in Fairmont and alleged
agent of the gang; John Leccese
known as Little John" alleged boot
logger and agent of the gang In
Clarksburg; Joe Maleno. Pete Bisck
aldi, Salvatore Urso, Frank Berri
Joe Gagliastro, Frank Barberman
Tony Musci and John Treco
Rosario Dimarco-the Big Rosie
with the diamonds in his shirt anG
the scar on his cheek, who was men.
toned frequently in the case las
July, is dead now. Bella Leman was
his girl and the police declare the
gang planned to wreck" him and tc
start by taking away his girl, Bella
Leman.
The last they heard from big
Rosie" he was in Chicago. He was
not hiding from the police, but from
the gang, and three weeks ago, wher
he had made $4,000 and was building
new kingdom for himself in the
Chicago underworld, they got him.
Chief of Police l.. d. Snyder and
Frank Amos, states attorney in Fair.
mont, with Laco Wolfe, the police
chief of Clarksburg, and John Shier, 6
Clarksburg detective, acted for the
West Virginia authorities. Late las
week the trap was sprung.
Not a man Of the gang seemed tt
know what he was arrested for. None
of them worried. They thought. so the
police say, that they were being locke eo
up for little bootlegging jobs or fol
gambling. They have learned now
Uhat the real truth is ---
Evening star., 1923-02-11
NOTABLES RECALLED
AT SPRING DINNER
OF GR|D|RON CLUB
Unusually Clever Program OF
Skits and Songs Marks
Spring Dinner.

Entertaining last night at the New
Willard a distinguished company Of
guests in attendance upon its annual
spring dinner. the Gridiron Club fur
nished them a program OF song and
satire upon men and affairs which
filled four hours with merriment
President Harding. Vice President
Coolidge, the Speaker Of the House,
ambassadors, senators and represen-
tatives. officers and officials and many
noted men from this and other cities
sat around the board.
Arthur s. Henning Of the Chicago
Tribune. the new president of the
Gridiron Club, presided and welcomed
the guests. The sport commenced
Immediately.
President Henning had just an
nounced the only two rules the Grid
iron Club has-"ladies are always
present, reporters are never present
when commotion occurred in the
center OF the hall where q score o,
lmeubsrs had gathered. gesticuiatips
| and protesting.
'One minute, Mr.. Henning," said
the ringleader. "This dinner canno,
proceed until you have been inaugu-
rated"
Jaw. let's not inaugurate him, let's
impeach him. That would be more
thrilling. and the people must have
thrills"
But wait minute; he hasn't been
on the job long enough to be i'm
peached."
mo, but he might do something
and the safe thing to do is to impeach
him before he Has a chance to do it.
Anyhow, they say he is a practical
politician. and a politician Is ipse
dixit, ex post facto, non compos
mentis and de jure a villain and a
| bandit"
Thereupon entered the clubs con-
stitutional lawyer. Hold on there
he cried. "It has repeatedly been held
unanimously by the Supreme Court
Justice Brandeis dissenting-that an
official must be inaugurated before
he can be impeached."
With this dictum pronounced, one
Of the charter members of the club
| advanced and invested Mr.. Henning
with the gavel, declaring him the
| duly inaugurated president Of the
Gridiron Club.
DR.. Coue came on the stage to hold
a clinic. He said he desired to de.
vote the rest of his life to curing
the Ills of politics and Washington
was the place to begin. His firsi
patient was Senator Couzens of Mich.
igan, who explained his case.
'I am filled with an immense desire
to do things and 1 can't do them,'
he said. "I want to see the Senate
run like Ford factory. but the unior
! rules on the hill result in terrible in.
efficiency. want to make the whole
United States as perfect a place t
live in as Detroit. If we could only
abolish the government and let Henr,
and me run the country"
yours is a simple case, Senator
Couzens." said the doctor. You hav.
a disease common among the young
Time usually cures 1t. Gaze upor
the whiskers Of Senator Lodge. HI
was once young and a mugwump
Look at the ineffable calm he ha.
achieved in the face of the impotence
that SO distresses you" He took Sen
ator Couzens' hands and clasped then
| in front Of his breast.
Now keep repeating with me, :
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