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New Britain herald., 1923-06-22
MILITARY EXPERT
BARES ARMY DATA
Strength Of Soviet Red Army
Made Clear by Correspondent

London, June 22.-Much of the
mystery and speculation which have
existed concerning the strength of
the Soviet Red army is said here to
have been cleared up by military
correspondent of the London Daily
Mail who has just returned from
Moscow. He says that at the begin
ming of 1928 the strength of the army
had fallen from 100000 to 100000.
At the present time there are $780,
600 men in the infantry, 10000 in the
cavalry, 10000 in the technical units,
and 10000 in the navy. The Cheka's
frontier units contain $4,000 men,
and its internal units 10000.
The army has 100000 rifles. IA
500 machine guns, $500 light ma
chine guns, 5000 cannon, more than
100000 shells, and 1,000,000,000
munitions. The war establishment of
a division consists of $4,000 men and
$500 horses, comprising three infan-
try regiments, three squads of cav
airy, three batteries of field artillery,
three howitzer batteries, and the u.s.
ual contingents Of sappers, engineers.
munitions columns, etc.
Twenty-Threc Airplane Factories
There are 20 airplane factories, but
only five are now working. The avia-
ton department, which is In the
hands of a committee of three with
Trotsky at the head expects to have
10000 airplanes in 1924, with cores
ponding personnel.
The correspondent adds that the
Bolsheviks also have received many
of airplanes from Italy,
and Germany.
Realizing the necessity of produce
ing officers from the working classes,
the Bolsheviks have established many
schools. They are more
and better equipped, the
Daily Nails expert says, than SINH |
lar schools in the United States and
England. The schools embrace spe-
rial classes in general staff work, en-
cheering, infantry, cavalry and sig
1als.
New Britain herald., 1923-06-22
BRITISH RULERS CLOSELY
GUARDED ON CONTINENT
Americans Who Saw Soyereigns OF
For Italy Impressed by Their
Escort of Secret Servfcemen

London, June 2o.--Americans who
were privileged to see King George
and Queen Mary off for Italy were
struck by the number of secret-service
men and guards who accompanied the
British sovereigns, In England the
king and queen are relatively safe
from the hands Of assassins and eyil-
doors, but when they are travelling on
the continent they are much more
protected that the president
of the United States when he leaves
the White House.
Dozens of picked detectives from
Scotland Yard kept a vigilant eye on
the British rulers while they were in
Italy. While the police of each coun-
try through which the royal party
travels are nominally responsible for
the protection of their visitors, the
British authorities are not satisfied
with this protection and insist upon a
big retinue of their own trained
sleuths. They recall that it was on
The continent that an assassin at
tempted the life of the late King Ed
ward. Only the prompt intervention Of
one OF the kings guard saved the
monarch.
Since Premier Mussolini came into
power the Italian police have manag-
ID to keep the anarchists well in hand.
Ncxt to Britain. France is probably
he safest country in which kings and
lucens travel. The French police. like
scotland Yard, have most anarchists
marked and watched whenever a for
ign potentate is on visit. Queen
Victoria declared she felt safer in |
france than anywhere else. even in |
England. She perhaps had in mind the |
act that she was threatened several |
lines in her own country, once by a
mailman with a stick. and on another |
occasion in Buckingham Palace by a |
unatic. who entered the palace un-
Observed.
New Britain herald., 1923-06-22
Oyerworked Mothers

We all know them. Mothers who in
their anxiety to keep their homes neat
and attractive and their little ones as
well dressed as their playmates. toll
on day In and day out sweeping, dust
ing, mending and cooking. often suf-
fering from backache. pain in side,
headache, nervousness, sleeplessness,
all symptoms of more serious all
ments. Thousands of such women
have found relief from such suffering
by taking Lydia f. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound. as is evidenced by
the letters of recommendation con-
tinually being published in this paper.
For nearly fifty years this old-fashion-
ed root and herb medicine has been
restoring ailing women to health and
strength.
New Britain herald., 1923-06-22

bride was a daughter Of a man sem
fenced to death, and both best man
and bridesmaid were under similar
sentences.
The groom had been condemned
only to 20 years imprisonment. All
four We're fugitive Flemish who had
been convicted by the Belgtans be-
cause of certain Flemish tendencies
ana pro-Germanism.
New Britain herald., 1923-06-22
DEATH NEAR ALTAR
Brides Father, Bridesmaid and Best
Man Sentenced To Death

Goettingen, June 22.-The Shadow
Of the gallows" fell across the mar
riage altar at an unique wedding
which occurred here recently. The
New Britain herald., 1923-06-22

There are NO RESTRICTIONS
EVERY THREE.PIECE SUIT in the
house is offered in one of these FOUR
LOTS. And whether you pay STATS to
$3.50, you can depend upon it that you
are buying the biggest clothing values
in the city.
, 1923-02-08
CAMEL RANCH NEW
WYOMING INDUSTRY

Wyoming is to have a brand new
industry II w. A. Dickie Of Lost
Springs carries out present plans.
and Congressman Frank w. Mondell,
has been asked to smooth the way
for it, this enterprise unique in the
livestock annals of the state-a cam
81 ranch. Only one obstacle stands
in the way of realization, apparently.
a permit from the Secretary of Ag-
riculture to import the pad-footed
critter of the burning sands.
1t was to overcome this obstacle
that Dickie appealed to Wyoming's
representative and the latter already
has taken the matter up with Secret
airy Wallace so that a permit will
no doubt be forthcoming in a few
days. The applicant, a registered
veterinarian. plans to import at least
80 head of these desert flivvers at
ter personal selection and purchase.
The novel plan is set forth in a
letter received last week by Mr.. Mon
dell. After thanking the Congress-
man for help given in the matter of
expediting certain patents on land,
the writer goes on to say:
II want to import 80 or more cam
els into the United States through
Galveston. New Orleans or any port
OIL the Gulf of Mexico for breeding
purposes, a 1 find on investigation.
that I can make some real money,
and introduce a new industry into
Wyoming. l can sell the calves for
about $500 a head and can get a
lease for the mother until the calves
are old enogth to wean, from parks,
ZOOS, and for exhibition purposes.
III nm ~ ~-NI hot.- .ln It'll ----
than pay for the keep Of the ami
at our Masonic and Shrine
and conclaves.
At this point the writer refers to
the quarantine against camels as a
.precaution against foot and mouth
disease and requests Mr.. Mondell to
aid him in securing a special permit.
as has been done OF a smaller scale
recently in the case Of camels brot
in for cirrus and zoo. Continuing, he
Il will put them in quarantine at
point of entry for 10 to 30 days.
required, inorder to get this spec
|al permit. but wish to make the
quarantine as short as possible, In
to minimize expense and to
hasten the return home for spring
This is believed to be. with one
the only large importat-
lon of camels into the United States.
Many years ago the federal govern
ment imported a number as an ex-
It was thought that they
might be used effectively against the
Indians In desert country. but the
was subsequently aband-
as impracticable.
, 1923-02-08
doing some shopping for the ranch.

Little Billy West celebrated his
seventh birthday ON Saturday after
noon, by inviting In q few Of his
friends. Among the guests invited
were Mrs. John Veitch and daughter
Miss, Mrs. Flo Hastings and son,
Richard. Mrs. Jacob F1lpula. Mrs.
Alice Hastings, Helen Veitch and
Edward Filpula. After several hours
visiting and playing games refresh
ments were served by Mrs. West and
a glorious birthday cake shining with
seven lighted candles in tiny bud
holders, occupied the place of honor.
John Veitch was down at the Hag-
lund place on Sunday helping cut
out some cattle.
John Tick and Jacob Filpula were
out in this neighborhood Thursday
morning calling on friends.
, 1923-02-08

At the close of the week 72 bills
had been disposed Of by the House
OF these 16. had been Indefinitely
postponed, s withdrawn, 46 passed,
2 failed to pass on third reading. l
signed by the governor, 3 still unact-
ed upon by the governor, and / killed
by the Senate. All these were matters
that had originated in the lower
branch.
Night sessions will be started some
time this week In an effort to clear
up the business remaining to be dis
posed OF in the two weeks that are
left. The Severance tax, the primary
convention bill, the Observation-Disclosures
ton" proposal. the proposal to tax
the railroads in the same way they
are taxed in Nebraska, the state
certification Of irrigation district
bonds, the movement to secure a
lower rate of interest-these will be
tmong those occupying the center Of
limelight.
The House Revenue Committee will
hold another session Tuesday evening
on Dalton's gross production tax
bill and then will report 1t out
one way OF another. Then 1t will
take up Stevenson's Severance tax
measure.
AS usual the big jam will come at
the end.
Anderson OF Albany County de-
clared that the Wyoming A,torney
General had ruled unconstitutional
a bill passed by the legislature two
years ago and that there was no
need Of bringing it up again at this
session.
For the past two years." retort-
ed Kirk of Goshen, ~ have entirely
discounted the opinions of the at
torney general. So I don't think that
phase OF the matter enters into the
case at ALL"
, 1923-02-08
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MILO NOTES

Albert Hammond, who is feeding
a bunch of calves at the Hastings
place, visited with his mother at Elk
Mountain Sunday afternoon.
Richard Hastings rode to Elk
Mountain Sunday and spent the day
with Leroy Hansen.
Mrs. Lena Hastings was taken i'll
suddenly on Sunday last and was ia
ken into the Hanna Hospital where
she was operated on later in the
week Ted Richardson took Mr.. and
Mrs. Hastings into town in his Ford
and they were accompanied by Mrs.
John Veitch. Mrs. Veitch returned
home Monday afternoon.
Mrs. Ed. Ellis was a visitor at the
Haglund ranch for several days the
latter part of the week.
The Quealy outfit has moved a big
bunch of cattle down from the Basin
to the Haglund place and have taken
some of the cattle from the Haglund
ranch over to the Eykyn ranch near
Laramie. Niles Quealy and a bunch
OF riders left with them on Monday
morning.
Carl Dolling came over from his
home near Elk Mountain and visited
at the Riverside ranch and ST tho
Hastings home this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gross who spent a
month visiting at the UL ranch about
a year ago. returned to that place
on Monday OF this week and will
work for Mr.. Heinrich for the re-
mainder Of the winter.
Leonard Filpula rode into Elk
Mountain or Tuesday morning to
get the mail.
Alex Morris and Mrs. Matte Hahn
es came down from the Sublette
ranch Tuesday morning for a short
visit.
Matt Ollikkala and daughter. Miss
Limpa. were visitors in Elk Noun
tain the latter part OF the week. Mr..
Ollikkala reports that quite a lot of
snow has fallen in the Basin, but
most OF II has disappeared, owing
to the high winds.
Mrs. Alice Hastings spent Tuesday
afternoon with Mr.. and Mrs. Jacob
Filpula.
Mr.. and Mrs. John veitch were
In Elk Mountain Thursday afternoon
, 1923-02-08

THE F1rst NatsonGl Bank WI stve
. ticket for tho Saturday matinee It
the Strand Theatre to cvery eAAd
having . savings account With The
bAnk. Bring h your ssvfngs 80
book Saturday morning and set your
, 1923-02-08
First Come

Young Man: 80 Miss Ethel is
your elder sister. is she! And who
comes after herr"
Small Brother: Nobody amt
come yet; but dad says the first
fellow that does can have her.
, 1923-02-08

A HANDSOME Home Savings
Bank free with your savings account
In the "First National"
, 1923-02-08

Friends we are all set. February 22nd is the big day and
that r0omy edifice on Fourth Street known as "the Old Opera
House" will contain the squared and padded arena"
The above, readers, is no other than Tony Diana, a boy who
has all the prerequisites of a Class Number One Fighter-speed
punch, and best of all a Fighters heart"
, 1923-02-08

Mr.. and Mrs. John veitch we're
In Elk Mountain Thursday afternoon
, 1923-02-08

Mrs. Alice Hastings spent Tuesday
afternoon with Mr.. and Mrs. Jacob
Filpula.
, 1923-02-08

Albert Hammond, who is feeding
a bunch of calves at the Hastings
place, visited with his mother al Elk
Mountain Sunday afternoon.
, 1923-02-08

Alex Morris and Mrs. Matte Hahn
es came down from the Sublette
ranch Tuesday morning for a short
visit.
, 1923-02-08

Without speaking disparagingly
of any n else, 1t might be said
that little Katherine Coble, House
page. has more friends and more
admirers than any stateman
or other species Of man ever can
hope to have.
, 1923-02-08

Cheyenne. Wyo.. Fob. s.-This
years crop OF bills will exceed that
OF two years ago by from so TO 100,
II was Indicated Mt the close OF the
legislatures business last Saturday.
On tho twenty fifth day OF tho 1921
session tho House bills totniicd 1872
INT tho Senate files 90. Friday ev-
cning. nj the close Of . like period
In h 1923 session. the House meas
ure totalcd iS3 and the Senate
measurcr 1910 less In the former
instance and - less In the latter.
Ten more offerings wero made IN
the upper branch Saturday and 81
more In tho lower branch. Another
big crop came In the first Of Tie
week.
Evening star., 1923-11-04
Details Completed
For Legion Benefit
At Marine Barracks
Mrs. DENLY to Head Re-
ceivine Line When Ball Il
+ Given Tomorrow Evening.
Large Attendance Elk.
pected.

All the details Of the benefit ball
for Team, No. 5. U. s. S. Jacob Jones
Post, No. 2, American Legion. which
Is to be held tomorrow evening at 8
o'clock at the United States Marine
Mrs. John Allen Dougherty is
chairman of the ball and Miss Pansis
Casanave Wilson. vice chairman.
raTn;s The guests will be received by Mrs.
Eberle. Mrs. John Lejeune, Mrs. John
T. Hines and Mrs. Hanson Ely. Com
mander Charles T. Jewell. Z. S. N,
Will make the introductions.
Mrs. Charles Evans Hughes. Mrs.
John Wingate Weeks. Mrs. Harry NJ.
Daugherty.. Mrs. Henry c. Wallace.
Mrs. Theodore Roosevelt Mrs. HUI
ss Ms5k Msss hasoGsr rs Gsy Tr. n RSser
r. Coontz. Mrs. John X. Robinson,
Mrs. William J. c. Agnew, Mrs. David
W. TaylTr. Mrs. Julian L. Latimer
4 Mofrett Mrs. Thomas F. Walsh
Mrs. Jay W. Grissinger. Mrs. John
Bartelett. Mrs. Henry F. Dimock
Mrs. ]. H. Boggs. Mrs. Frank T.
chasies ahass Mrs Bamora }Ghn D. da1egt Mrs Mrs
son, Mrs. Clarence ]. owens, Mrs.
Harry Gauss, Mrs. David Kincheloe.
MIS-. CnarleS w. DYSON, MIS-. EdWaru
p. Britten, Mrs. ]. X. Richards, Mrs.
Thomas J. Cowie. Mrs. Adelaide
Worth Bagley, Mrs. Joel T. Boone.
Mrs. Luther f. Gregory. Mrs. George
Richards. Mrs. Fenton Bradford. Mrs
Mary Roberts Rhinehart. Mrs. Eli A.
Helmick, Mrs. willard Holbrook.
Mrs. Mason NJ. Patrick, Mrs. William
II. Burt, Mrs. Norris f. Locke, Mrs.
c. W. T. Lowndes, Mrs. p Casanave
Wilson. Mrs. Joseph Letter, Mrs.
Mamie Green Jobe, Mrs Hugo Cum
mings, Mrs. Gilmore Braniber. Mrs.
Richard B. Dear. Mrs. John 1den.
Mrs. Charles A. Douglas, Mrs.
Claude Bennett, Mrs. Maude Howell
Smith, Mrs. c. c. Calhoun, Mrs. Logan
Feland. Mrs. Theodore Tiller. Mrs.
Cornelis B. Stone, Mrs: James A.
Drain, Mrs. William Herbst. Mrs.
John L. Steele, Mrs. John Frizzell.
Mrs Clara Scar Taylor. Mrs. Cordelia
odenheimer. Mrs. Francis S. Nash,
Mrs. Amos A. Fries, Mrs. Charles
Farnsworth. Mrs. Louise c. Scherer.
Mrs. Livingston Rowe Schuyler. Mrs.
Harriet Stoddard Turner, Mrs. James
c. Beckinridge, Mrs. George Julian
Iolnay, Mrs. Delos A. Blodgett, Mrs.
Henry c. Corbin, Mrs. Everard r.
Todd, Mrs. \. Il. Stands, Mrs. Adam
NJ. Wyant. Mrs. Peter A. Drury, Mrs.
Hayne Ellis, Mrs. William S. Benson.
Mrs. Stephen Lee Smith, Mrs. Joseph
A.. Rossell, Mrs. Arthur A. Willard.
Mrs. Mimi egarode Andrews. Mrs:
Evening star., 1923-11-04

Merritt w. Ireland, Mrs. Anthony
Wayne Cook, Mrs. Chester G. Mayo,
Mrs. Josephus Daniels and Mrs.
Charles L. McCawley.
Miss Carolyn Nash. chairman Of the
young ladies' committee, will have
assisting her the following: Miss
Evelina Gleaves. Miss Cora Barry,
Miss Frances Hampson, Miss Zilla
MacDougall, Miss Charlotte MacDou-
gall. Miss Helen Strauss, Miss Ellen
Blair. Miss Jeanette Moffett, Miss
Therese Hall. Miss Emily Chase, Miss
Mamie Chase, Miss May Taylor. Miss
Eugene Lejeune, Miss Bessie Nc
Evening star., 1923-11-04

KeElin. Miss Ruth Richarlsj Miss Del
phine Heyl, Miss Katherine Suther-
lanI, Miss Ruth Hitchcock, Miss
Elizabeth Howry. Miss Eleanor Greg
ory: Miss Virginia Hunt, Miss Louise
King, Miss Sarah King. Miss Mary
HcHen, Miss Alys Downing. Miss Anne
DeSereux, Mrs. Adolph Station, Mrs.
Boyle, Mrs. Howard Hume, Mrs. Ma
gars Allen Poe. Mrs John Holmes Ma
gruder. Mrs. Basil Gordon. Mrs. Laura
Jay Wurts. Mrs. Gilbert J. Rowcliff.
Miss Marion Trumbull. Miss Atala
Kiramel, Miss Dorothy Rimmel, Miss
Evening star., 1923-11-04

Frazier Mitchell, Miss Efois Brown,
Miss Elizabeth Jobe, Miss Helena
ginin Brown. the Misses Zolnay. the
Misses Hereford and Miss Gertrude
Drain.
Commander Charles T. Jewell. u. s.
N. chairman Of the floor committee.
and vice chairman, Charles Bowie
Clarke, and assisting are Rear Admi-
raj Edward r. Eberle, u. 8. N; Rear
Admiral william A. Moffatt. u. 8. N.
Rear Admiral John d. Beuret, U. S.
NJ: Rear Admiral Charles w. Dyson.
L. s. N: Rear Admiral Luther E.
Evening star., 1923-11-04

Gregory. u. s. NJ. Rear Admiral John
Is. Robson. u. 8. N; Rear Admiral
=. r. Stitt, U. s. NJ: Rear Admiral
David r. Taylor. u. q. N; Rear Ad-
miral Thomas J. Cowie. u. 8. NJ;
Rear Admiral William s. Benson, u.
>. NJ: Rear Admiral Julian L. Lati-
mer, U. s. N: Rear Admiral Claude
c. Bloch. U. s. N: Rear Admiral b.
+: Hutchison. u. S. N: Capt. Hayne
Ellis. U. s. M; Capt. C. w. T.
Lowndes, U. s. NJ: Capt. Arthur L.
Willard. U. 8. NJ; Commander Ches-
Evening star., 1923-11-04

ter G. Mayo, U. s. NJ: Commander
Montgomery +. Higgins. U. s. N;
Lient. Commander Joel r. Boone. u.
8. N; Lient. william j. c. Agnew.
y. s. N; Lieut.. Raymond b. Storch.
Y. s. N; Medical Director Francis 8.
Nash. Y. 9. ~; Commander John Iden,
u. 8. NJ: Brig. Gen. Logan Feiand, u.
s. M. c.: Brig. Gen. George Richards.
U s. M C.; Maj. Joseph A. Rossell.
Y. S. M. G.: Maj. Stephen Smith Lee,
U. s. M. c.; Surgeon General Merritt
w. ireland, U. S. A.; Surgeon Gen.
Evening star., 1923-11-04

eral Hugo Cummings. U. 8. p. C. s.:
Maj. Gen. John l.. Hines, ". g. A.; I;
Maj. Gen. ELI A. Helmick, u. s. A. (;
Mai. Gen., Charles s.. Farnsworth, U.
s. A: Maj. Gen. Mason M. Patrick,
u. 8. A.: Maj. Gen. William J. Snow,
Evening star., 1923-11-04

U s. A.; Maj. Gen. George o. Squier,
U. S. A.: Brig. Gen. Amos A. Fries.
y. 8. A; Brig. Gen. Frank r Hines.
u. s. A; Capt. c. c. Calhoun and
others.
Evening star., 1923-11-04

Costly materials and expensive fur
trimmings are the outstanding fea-
ture of the coats in this collection.
Every garment is a magnificent ex-
ample of fine craftsmanship in styl-
ing and workmanship.
Evening star., 1923-11-04

Through special eoeentra-
ton Of our large purchasing
facilities zce hovc succeeded IL,
gathering some avonderfal coat
z'olnes for you Tomoryowi
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-07-26
Finding a Way to Wake Up

Bill Blodgett was a sleepy head.
Which wouldn't have been so bad had it
not been that his tendency to lie abed
nearly always made him late at the
oBce. Bill had reached the stage where
the tinkle of an alarm clocks bell made
less impression on him than a brass
band on deaf man.
When the clock faithfully t1ng-a-linged
each morning, Bill would sleepily bound
out of bed, mechanically turn off the
bell and jump back under the covers,
"to stretch for a few minutes and wake
up gradually" But Bill invariably re-
lapsed into another snooze, with the re-
suit that at his second awakening he
had to dress in a terrific hurry TO
make" the office at 8 or thereabout.
Bill had employed all the familiar
lodges to overcome his attachment for
his Mattress He tried setting the clock
ahead, but when he drowsily throttled
the alarm in the morning he always sub
consciously remembered that the clock
was fast-and went back to bed. Then
he tried putting the clock on the shelf
i'm the clothes closet, calculating that the
effort required to stretch up and silence
the bell in the morning would thoroughly
sweep the cobwebs from his eyes.
For a while this scheme was success
full, but before long poor Bill again
began finding himself tangled up in the
bed clothes at S:15-and the office 40
minutes, away.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-07-26

thoughtful visitors are fascinated by the
modernness Of the faces. They actually
look like a fellows fathers and brothers
and uncles. Caligula sold you cigar
this morning. You saw Marcus Aurelius
policing an Oxford street crossing. You
lunched with Nero yesterday and you
heard Augustus make speech
than a pretty phrase, and even that the
unity of humanity is something that
may be experienced For the antique is
transformed when the element Of time
drops away from it like q curtain, and
we behold it no longer as something
mysterious and separated from our lives
but as something familiar and nomeiy
from around the corner.
beauty Same Always.
In a dim way you begin to suspect
that the brotherhood Of man is more
Lovely young ADMINISTRATOR, be-
loved of a Pharaol1-she's just a little
sister if you think Of her in the right
way. They tell us, the followers of
Pythagoras, who took the mysteries Of
Egypt to the Greeks. that we live many
lives in a succession of bodies and ac-
cording to that it wouldn't Se so much
out of the way for a Pharaoh's queen to
be living in The Bronx and tipping in a
promoters Office down town. And that
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-07-26
VAN SWERINGENS SWING
GREATEST OF THEIR DEALS

ton, could come upon a deckful of
people aboard a sinking ship and
assure them to their own satisfaction
that he'd have them out of that and
safe back home in jiffy. OF course
that's exaggeration; it's more than a
trifie absurd. But you get that sort
of feeling if you observe him closely.
Oris p. consumed but few minutes
satisfying the Commissioners that his
program was feasible and legal.
Naturally he indicated a broad knowl-
edge of railroads and railroading.
There is nothing remarkable in that.
He didn't arrive at his present position
by guesswork, you know. No young
man can start out selling newspapers
for the lordly wage of SO a week and
arrive at a point (soon after forty)
where he is credited with an annual
income of 100000 and not know his
business. You are assured that it cam
not be done.
This too superficial sketch appears
to leave the other brother, Mantis, out
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-07-26
First Floor Sold Out,
Learns Gallery Ethics

1t is a popular show and every night
a long queue stands in front of the box
office, but Mr.. Subbubs didn't know that.
He thought all he had to do was to de-
mand two seats in the orchestra.
Nothing but the second balcony"
said the box office man.
well, If they're the best you've got"
answered Mr.. Subbubs. after a confer
ence with Mrs. Subbubs, I'm have to
take EN-"
1t took Mr.. and Mrs. S. long time
to reach the top row Of the top balcony,
the climb rendered more uncomfortable
by the running fire Of criticism with
which Mrs. S. treated her quaking
spouse.
During the intermission Mr.. S. sneaked
forth to take a smoke He climbed all
the way down. looking for some one to
give him a pass out check. Finding
robody he climbed again to the top
balcony. There he discovered an usher
and timidly made his request.
That young man turned on Mr.. S.
face filled with mingled pity and scorn.
"Yuh don't need no pass out checks
from the seccund balcuny," he snAA
YES go out, an come I'M"