The Washington times., 1923-07-12
GET A BLOOD TEST
AND CONSULT
THE X-RAY

THE X-RAY
By HERBERT KAUFMAN.
g ToCK-TAKLNG time is here Business is investi-
y eating its condition checking up overhaulinc ma
Doctors advise you to do likewise Eve nSS nss.
sem-annual physical inventory We draw too much
mos, and disregard exhaustons
The surgeon and the physician don't want to deal with
sary adjusting than rip and cut and rebuild
Call up your doctor tomorrow and arrange for dag
noss. Then celebrate New Year with another survey.
You may have ncpient case of cancer Pathologsts
fear that the prevalence of this still neradicabe horror
has been grossly understated The last word from the
An international medical convention to be held
Chicago will suggest dozen more why you
should submit to regular blood tests and xray exaina.
ton.
You tell what little thing will lead to-
He Can't Find Tasty CrOv Sauce.
IT'S the little things that cause most of our
| trouble.
Trivialities rewrite history
Poland might have become the dominant power of the
Russia by chdishly wounding the pride of Gear Alexis
through deliberate omission Of his list
The fate of Europe and possibly civilization depends
upon the ability OF France to retire gracefully from
and promises to isolate her in the Ruhr
Her trans-Rhine adventure fast approaches i'm
passe. Germany is swiftly dsintegrating. dollar
will buy 800 900 marks. Occupation has produced
nothing but constant Misunderstanding and loss.
The cables overhear London and Paris whispering
details of plan which will permit Poincare retreat
from his position without eating
Matters of Etiquette.
DR PAINE, of Boston, is blue-stockng and de-
scendant of Signers, but hardly gallant He
minds Mrs Hague that she did not object the play
full antics that preceded his chaste kiss
Cant help thinking that you apology for
acting you did"
That isn't done by correct folk, parson gentle
m as one Uhos n6v6r lies ah 0ufa
woman, but on proper occasion is always ready to
Social circles get another shock The suave and
charming Ali Renal Fahme Bey, whose exotic enter
tanment hghlighted the Tut-Ankh-Amen season, is
Savoy.
Scotland Yard holds his wife on charge of murder
situation would probably have been reversed Mohan
medan princes manage most of the family Sayings,
especially when native ground
Oriental etiquette rules that ladies shall go first.
Dollar Wheat and the Consequences
THE inevitable, but anticipated, has happened.
Wheat which at present overheads can't pos
sbly be raised and marketed at the price, is back
to a dollar.
Crop reports turn the Chicago pit into slaughter
pen Bull traders go down under frantic liquidation of
The great grain-growing States hardly able to make
ends meet for several be Frustrated by the
blow.
Johnson, running neck and neck with Governor Preus
in the bitterest Senate contest Minnesota remembers,
won't hesitate to capitalize the crisis Imagination al
ready hears him rant stock exchanges, corporations
and money kings Desperation turns willing ear to the
promissor.
This country can't remain prosperous unless its food
producers kept their feet Expansion of credit
facilities and Federal guarantees for stock and
farmers are resistless issues. Our daily bread must
be insured
Striking While the Irons Hot.
r ABOR cooking eye at nearing elections, also
| makes a show of strength Samuel Gompers
- again prepares to assault Fort Gary, and
the steel corporation to naugurate an eighhour day
and submit to unonzaton the full resources of the
American Federation shall be launched against the
industry.
He likewise challenges the Coal Commission report,
considers the document entirely advantageous to
anthracite operators points to the exorbitant profits
companies have made informs consumers that they
deserve their fuel long the public withholds
support from mine workers. and asserts that
son aiming restrict the right to strike will be fought
to the last ditch.
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