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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
Luncheon Club

The Mount Baker Park Luncheon
club is entertaining with a o'clock
luncheon. followed by bridge, al the
oluhhousc. on Wednesday afternoon.
February 7.
The hoatoanoa include Mrn. II l.
Koettor. Mrs. A. H. KELLOGG, Mrs
Herbert Rippen. Mrs. Daniel =.
kinney.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
Orthopedic Tea Shop

Mrs. William II. Mocolloch win b.
hostess for tho University Guild a,
the orthopcdic Tea shop "Wednesday.
assisted by Mrs. Walter NJ. Hanson.
sirG T. T. Lomen. MrA J. T.. Holion.
Mrs. l. w. Graham. Mrs. J. 4. Mo
MILAN. Mrs Eugene HE'LL. Mira Claude
NJ. DurEan. Mrs. Charles II. Ballard
and Mrs. Hugh r. Hone.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
Allah Chapter. No. Iss

Allah chapter. No. los. Is enter.
tanning with card party at Dart.
nails cafeteria. Second ave. and Mad.
ison ST.. Tuesday evening. February
Is, at sis o'clock. Eastern Stars,
Masons and friends invited.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
Simple Way To
Take Off Fat

There can be nothing simpler
than taking a convenient little tab
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weight IL reduced TO normal That's
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keep on getting simmer And the
best part Of Marmoia Prescription
Tabists II they arc harmless. That
10 your absolute safeguard. fur-
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send direct TO MaYmoia Co. isiz
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
WASHINGTON IRVING P.T. A.

washington irving PIT. A. viii
meet at the school Tuesday, Febru.
airy 6. at 7:i5 p. m. Dads night. The
Rev. Cleveland Kleihauer. speaker.
Vocal solo. Miss jean Swaney: read.
INF. Mise Irene Korter; violin solo,
Slri Engman.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
Hostesses at Northwest Products
Exhibition

Wednesday, February 7. VIII be
u. s. War Veterans day al the
Northwest Products exhibition at
The Bon Marche.
The hostesscs will he Mrs l.. c.
Joseph. Mrs. Lloyd Beckett, Mrs, w.
G.. Buell., Mrs. Frank Hyncs. The
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
Seattle Lodge No. 4

Seattle lodge No. Z, d. II. p. A..
win hold its next regular business
meeting Tuesday, February 8, at s
p. m. in Evergreen hall. 1909 Ninth
ave. Members urged to attend.
Initiation, program and refresh
ments. The new president OF No. Z
was Installed at the last meeting.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
Daurhtrr. Of PIonefr~

Daughters n Pioneers viii enter
tain lie members and friends with
bridge party Wednesday. February
I. a, the homo Of Mrs, George Jack
son Evans. II ". McGraw sL Card
playing viii begin a, p. m. and will
b. preceded by business session a,
lao p. m. Reservations may ha made
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
clara Rnrton Tcnt so. l

Mrs. Frances Layman, OF 1866 w.
18th ST., will entertain Clara Barton
tent No. /. Daughters of Veterans
and comrades at luncheon Wcdnes.
day. February z.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06

address OF welcome viii be given by
Mr.. Phillip Tindall. and Mr.. l. c.
Jessup will respond. Music will be
furnished by the U. s. Veterans
band.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
Mrs. Fisher Hostess

Mrs Barnette Fisher entertained
with an informal bridge tea Monday
at her home. 1910 Bellevue court. In
compliment to Mrs. Charles Claude
Thompson. Three tables were In
play and a few additional guests
came In at the tea hour.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
Bridge Luncheon for
Club Members

Mrs Raf Douglas Baker was hoo
tess today in her apartment At
Washington Arms. entertaining
twelve members Of her bridge club
at luncheon.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
Betrothed Couple
Honor CHESTS

Miss Gloria Frink Is entertaining
with dinner at her home on Friday
evening. before the nidseason as
sembly. in compliment to Miss Har-
net Baxter and her nance. Mr.. Evan
McCord. Jr.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
Informal Sumner

Mr.. and Mrs. Lawrence Boyle VIII
have an informal supper at their
home on Friday evening. to honor
Vladimir Rosing. the Russian tenor,
following his concert at Plymouth
church.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
RaInLrr beach Womnn's Club

The Rainier Beach Womhn's club
viii meet Wednesday. February 7,
at p. m. at tho home OF Mn. W.
A. stannus. sfss Arrowsmith ave.
Mrs. John G. Perkins win speak on
Landscape Gardening
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
yimy Ridge CHAPTER

vimy Ridge Chapter. Daughters OF
the British Empire. will meet Wed.
nesday afternoon. February Z. Mt the
home OF Mrs. Lionel Hlles. gi7 18th
ave. NJ, at 1870 o'clock.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
Prorre..I,e Thoughl Club

Progressive Thought club VIII
meet Wednesday February 7. AZ 1870
o'clock az tho Federation clubhouse.
Mra Harry Stuart will talk on
Mural Paintings"
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Ionia Social Club

Ionia Social club win meet wedncs'
dry. February Z. In the card room at
the Masonic temple, at y. IN,
Eastern Stars and friends invited.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
Informal Dinner at Home

Mr.. and Mrs. Walter b. Nettieton
will entertain with an informal din
ner al their home this evening. in
celebration OF their wedding anniver-
sary.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
Hosts at Dinner Dance

Mr.. and Mrs. James F. Branlgan
entertained with a dinner OF ten
covers Saturday evening at the din.
ner dance given at the Seattle
Yacht club.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
pnrrl snnnd Slsirr.

Puget Sound Sisters Sewing club
viii meet for o'clock luncheon with
Mru. Fred Parr. a2is goth ave. w.
on Wednesday. February 7.
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West Woodland Pro School Circle

wcat Woodland Priesthood circle
meets az the school auditorium on
"Wednesday. February 7. AZ 245 p. m.
An interesting lecture win be given
by Miss Reynolds on -Prc School
Eduoation.- Tho Misses KAtherin
volker and Mabel Lowrie win care
FOR the children In the kindergarten
during the meeting. All members
and those Interested arc urged TO
attend.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06

Amethyst Social club O. y, g.. win
meet "Wednesday. February Z. At 1870
D. m. with Mrs. EmmRlins Rafford.
1900 18th ave. =.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
Laurelharst Guild
GiVes Tea

A delightful ten was given Monday
afternoon by Laurelhurst guild Mt
the home OF Mrs. John l. Hall. 312o
w. Laurelhurst drive. In honor of
the new officers for the ensuing
year.
The retiring officers were the host.
esses. They were Mrs. John l.. Hall,
president; Mrs. Ernst l.. Skeci, vice.
president: Mrs. F'fossie Foote, treas.
urer; Mrs. Charles Jordan. secretary:
Mrs. William Kinsel. who has been
In charge at the Tea Shop.
The incoming officers include Mrs.
Ernst l.. skecl, president; Mrs. Ed
ward M. Harrington, vice-presIdent;
Mrs. Charles Schiff, treasurer; Mrs.
Edwin Guthrie, secretary; Mrs. JEFF
ferson Shaner, In charge at the Tea
Shop. and Mrs. Harold Thompson,
who is the director OF sewing.
A basket Of spring flowers was
the decoration for the tea table,
whore Mrs. William Kinsel, Mrs.
William Rees. Mrs. Howard Thomp-
son, Mrs. J. ID. Nudge and Mrs.
Charles l.. r. sowle altcrnated at tho
urns.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
xynmnn.. ccninrr C1nh

The child study department OF the
woman's Century club viii meet
Wednesday. February 7. at 2 p. m,
with Mrs. II. r. Lounsbury. SIT Mai
den ave. DR.. Curtis r. williams will
speak on Imagination in chIidrood"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
scahurst Minute Women

Seahurst Minute Women viii meet
Wednesday. February I. at o'clock
at the church.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
UnIyer.Iiy Unitarian Alliance

The women OF the University Unit
tartan Alliance viii meet Wednca'
day. February 2. At 10 o'clock IN tho
assembly room Of the chapel for an
aliday session 10 sew for the Social
Welfare league, All interested In
this work are invited 90 Join.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06

A bridge luncheon IN oommemora.
ton Of the birthday anniversary OF
Abraham Lincoln VIII be given by
the members % Seattle chaptor.
Daughters % the American Reyoiu.
tion.. az the home Of Mrs. $, T. Raih'
bun. 2is itth ave. ~. ON wedneu.
day afternoon. February 7. Ten "a.
ltka Will In in pinN
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
Bachelors Club to Dance

Tho Bachelors club will entertain
with an "Acc Of Hearts Dance" at
the Masonic temple on Saturday ove-
ming. February TO-
The committee includes Mr.. Bob
Garyin, Mr. Clyde E. Rogoss, Mr..
Ken Mckenzie. Mr.. Neil Gavin, Mr.
Bob lodgings. Mr.. o. r.. sccgcr and
Mr.. J. w. Miner.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
WOMElI'S CLUBS

by calling the chairman, Mn
Charles Jones, az East aa0s
Ross PIT. A.
itesa PIT. A. viii meet Wednes
day afternoon February Z. AZ 3
o'clock There viii De- a short pro
gram. and W W Davis of tho phys.
loai education department OF the
schools. win speak
Agleo Sisters
AEioe Sisters viii meet with Arr,
Irene white 1904 4srd =. on Wed
ntsday. February 2. FOR luncheon and
cards.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
Small Bridge Pdrtu

Mr.. and Mrs. Ross Downs snter-
tanned with three tables OF bridge
II their homo on Saturday evening.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
Mod scatile Rrrlrr

West Seattle review w. u. A. Of
tho Maeeabces win meet AZ Car.
pentor's hall. Atfi California ave.
Wednesday. February 7, Al TAO p.
m. Installation Of officers, Mem.
bcra urged 10 attend.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
la Gloria Social Club

Ia Gloria Social club viii meet
wednesday. February 7. AZ the homo
Of Mira. NJ. stolnhauer. t45T Whit,
man ave.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
CLUBS roR WEDNESDAY
Queen Ammo IIIgh school P.T, A

Queen Anne High School Phi A.
Queen Anne lllEh School 4 ~ A.
viii meet In the library OF the school
Wednesday. February 2, al y. m.
There win be short business ses,
sion. after which Nr y. n Moor
ylceprincipai ~ tho school. win talk
on Moving Pictures. and there will
be a moving picture show In the
assembly room Mrs n, =, Denny
Mrs. l.. " Chester. Mrs. Vs. C. LIP,
piucott. Mrs. r. s. Travis. Mrs. o.
nergland. Mra. J. W scuily and
Mrs. Harry strykcr win be tho host
esscs
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-06
WaIlIngford Circle

wailinFford circle OF the First
Presbyterian church will meet nj tho
home OF Airs John q. corbett. f40e
Second ave. n. T.. on "wednesday.
February 7. az p. m.
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Canipal Affairs

NNI"W EN3ITI"NW 10 1INNNI "
Aooempsaists
Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1923-06-08
HOene Hardware

Let Jackie Coogan cure your
troubles with a little Trouble"
of his own. 24-1
William, Raymond and James
Crea were business visitors in
Lewiston Monday.
T. C. Keith this week removed
his household goods from the
Martin residence to the resi-
dence owned by the Vollmer-
Clearwater company, for which
company Mr.. Keith is now local
manager.
Miss Laura Hattrup was
among the normal students that
returned home from Lewiston
Wednesday evening. Miss Hat
trup completed her first year of
normal work and will spend the
summer with relatives here.
Mrs. Ben Nacke and daughter,
Catherine departed for Lewiston
Tuesday morning to be present
at the graduation exercises of
the Lewiston state normal from
which institution Mrs. Nacke's
daughter, Miss Celia graduated.
They all returned home Tuesday
evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mike Darscheid
departed Monday morning for an
indefinite visit to their old home
at Carlinville, III. where they will
visit with relatives and old time
friends. This is their first visit
east in several years and no
doubt they will greatly enjoy
their we'll earned vacation.
The editor of the Chronicle
this week received from J. B.
ILuchtefeld a fish weighing ex-
actly three pounds. The fish has
been on display at the Simon
market and we have yet to see
the fisherman who can conclu-
sively name the species tc
which it belongs.
Misses Beatrice Winner, Vera
Moughmer, Estella Williams ant
Louise Hattrup departed fol-
Grangeville Wednesday evening
where the young ladies will take
the teachers examination which
is now being given by Eta Ar
mold, county superintendent
The young ladies will leave fol
Lewiston to attend the summel
session of the Lewiston stat'
normal after the tests and w
. venture to say they will all maxi
excellent teacherA
Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1923-06-08

and VICINITY
Personal Mention and Local
Happenings of the Week in
This Vicinity.

Lee Johnston spent yesterday
in Lewiston on business mat
tiers.
Mrs. J. v. Baker returned
Sunday evening from Lewiston
where she spent the day.
L. w. Wright, connected with
the Prairie Flour Mills, with
headquarters in Lewiston was
business visitor in the city yes
terday. His company is operat-
ing the flour mill connected with
the Cottonwood Elevator Co.
Another four legged chicken
was Matched in Idaho county
this week at tn home of Frank
Staab in the Ferdinand section.
The strange animal, however,
lived for only a short time. 1t
was taken to Spokane by Rev.
w. S. Prichard Of Greenacres
for preservation.
Rev. FIR. Michael of Ferdi-
nand, was a visitor in the city
Tuesday. FIR. Michael is real
enthusiastic over the 4th of July
celebration to be given by his
Pensioners and while here at
tended to some detail matters
concerning the celebration. He
also visited with FIR. Baerlochel
of Greencreek before returning
home. He extends an invitation
to all to attend.
Work on the hill near st. Ger
trude convent, known as the Rex
Rock hill is progressing nicely
under the able supervision o.
Henry Bruegeman. The raln
of the last few days has some
what hampered the work bu
Henry tells us that as soon al
the weather settles he will com
plete the work in a short time
Rhe improvement will be great
ly appreciated by the travelin,
public
Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1923-06-08

Princess Flour, $1.85 per
sack; 400 Flour $2.O5 per sack.
At the stores or V. c. Co. Wise.
Mrs. J. H. Williams attended
the gradution exercises of the
Lewiston state normal in Lewis
ton Wednesday. Her daughter,
Esther was also a member of
the 1928 class.
Mrs. Vern Dye received this
week the sad news of the death
of her father, Benjamin
Vaughan Wilder who died
Thursday at Minneapolis, Mimi.
Mr.. Wilder had been in poor
health for some time. He was
SO years of age.
Herman Weigand expects to
leave Sunday morning for Mos
COW to visit for a few days with
relatives and friends. He will be
accompanied home by his family
who have been visiting there for
the past two weeks. He will
make the trip in his car.
Mrs. R. Hilpert and children
took the train Monday morning
for Centralia, Wash, their old
home to reside in the future
The Hilperts have resided here
for about a year. Mrs. Hilpert
is sister of our fellow towns
man, A. A. Harrison.
w. w. Flint and family de.
parted bright and early Sunday
morning in their car for Clarks'
ton, Wash, where they will visit
for a few days and from that
point will proceed for WOODBURY.
Oregon for a visit of ten days
with relatives and friends.
Mrs. Rudolph Schroeder i,
visiting with her parents in Lew
iston and will remain there fol
an indefinite period taking /;
much earned rest after complet
ing her school term in the Cot
tonwood school. Mrs. Schroe
der has been engaged again TO
next year and has accepted.
Mrs. ]. E. Rely and son, JOIN
returned Monday evening fror
Troy, Idaho where they spen
ted days at the home of Mr.. AM
Mrs. Harry Driscoll. Mrs. Refill,
remained with the Driscoll chill
dren while Mr.. and Mrs. Dris
coll were on a combination bust
ness and pleasure trip in tn
Yakma valley.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-12
Ivory or Block

= = s5
Two men CHANGED to be sitting
opposite to one another in tube
train. Presently one Of them
produced a notebook and proceed
ed to make sketch OF. the other.
After he had completed the
drawing he shut up the book and
returned 1t to his pocket.
The man opposite was both In
terested and gratified by this at
tention and leaning forward he
said:
You are an artist perceive.
SIR"
NO." replied the other. I'm
not exactly an artist. I'm Q de-
signer Of door knockers. "-Bean-
pot.
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Perfect Nan

There is a man who never drinks.
Nor smokes. nor chews. nor
swears;
Who never CANDLES, never f1irts
And shuns all sinful snares-
He's paralyzedi
There is a man who never does
A thing that IL not right;
His wife can tell Just where he is
At morning, noon and night
He's deadt-Parrakeet!
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Keeping It I'm.

Tessie Bill Rugged me 90 much
last night that my hair started to
come down.
Jessie-well. I hope that you re-
bulxed him properly.
Tessie-Yes, ! told him to keep
1t up.
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College
HulllOl:

MA9kO
LeeIsavs you ever seen 1ssry
Garden IA sThaisa,'
Low surely she doesn't wsar
them q public. does shs7.-
Phoenixi
Aou can always draw queens IL
you have the jack. I.yre.
BeWhiskered Gent-~Are you
ladg
Youth No, slr: b 5.
Hewhisl<cred Gent nv dear
boy I graduated ii 'ss.Iam.
poou.
After watching = couple do the
Camel Walk. can you blame
the guy who wanted to wax
mile for one9- Virgins Reel.
II. &c. Lecture Think Of this
are you engaged 70 b married
Or just e bs l<issed?
Coed 60 herself I'm engaged
to DO both Green Gander.
Mother Of Twins You say that
Mrs. B. called mo i cat7
Nurse 81 charge Of twins)
Well. she looked ct the babies
and said what dear llttls kittens.
Lyre.
Wen. said the parrot, after
listening to the lecturer On evo-
luton, ..at any rate no one can
make . monkey out Of me.
Goblin.
Advertisement in Student "a.
per:
FOR SALE One bed g WIN
exchange for lanfsrn q flash
light. Have changed eourse from
Engineering = Law.
Prof to drowsy student Are
you tired?
3. sven. I'm listening %
you.-stone hin.
Wife over banister IL IL .. II.
william, are You I'M
William (crossiy shutting door1
mo. out; ten bucks Virginia
Reel.
Prisoner Your honor, am
very dear . did not hear the
officers whistle nor did hear
him tell me TO stop.
Iudee-vsry wen; you'u get
your hearing next week. Next!
Beanpot.
Unsolicited letter to the Id
wardsburg Corn Syrup Company:
Dear sirs Though have
taken six cans Of your syrup my
feet are now no better than when
started Goblin.
HeWhy. you'll freeze ct the
game with silk stockings.
she Yes, know. But our
seats are in the top ron. Msr-
curry.
Maggie Have you read Ivan.
hoe?''
AwtsNo. those Russian novels
bore me.-Puppet.
''Is your father home. little
boy?"
mo, he ain't been home since
nav caught Sanity kissing the
cook. Octopus.
Say Nawt So!
"Do you know how the rats
get in here?"
"Naw.',
.uh.huhr'Pitt Panther.
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.swhat's that?'s

81 SEE. is q Teller wot calls on
his girl in a thunder shower z
rainbow Black ann Blue Jay.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-12

'aSend for the DOCTOR" said the
excited witness, this mans leg is
broken =
NO said the victim, that was
ten thousand dollar Rools-Jolts
that ran over me. Send for q
lawyer. Dirge.
IF the President. Vice President
and all the members of the Cabi-
net died, who would officiate?"
1.-THE undertaken. = Black and
Blue Jay.
Man Falls Dead on Des Moines
Streets, shouts q headline. Prob
ably he found a safety match that
lit the first time he struck it,
Malteaser.
Ardent Suitor Sir, I want your
daughter for my wife.
irate Father Young man, you
80 home and tell your wife that
slae can't have my daughter.
siMasher.
Motto Of Mr.. F1orenz ziegfeld,
junior, choosing his chorus:
Kick out the old,
Bring In the nude.
Goblin.
The June-bug has his wings Of
gold.
The freely wings OF flame
The bed-bug has no wings at ali,
But he gets there just the
same. Lord jeff
The oId-fashioned guy who used
% wear jeans with pockets enough
70 accommodate only package
Of chewing gum now has son
who wears tailor-made clothes
with hip,receptacles large enough
70 conceal silver flask. Mug
wunp.
stude-Has the red-haired girl
left yet?
Waiter Yes. sir.
Stude-I thought so. I found
black hair In the soup today
Drexerd.
The actor was calling on his
lady fair. The clock struck in
the morning. From the parlor
came his voice. oh, darling, this
Is delightful. could stay with
you forever. But / must earn
enough on the stage to make US
comfortable when we are mar
RED.
His happy thoughts were mar
red ny these words from the head
Of the stairs: You had better
get out now before the foofiights."
Gargoyle.
I know a gentle farmer
e. Who is SO lazy that
In seven years of farming
.' He only raised his hat.
Lemon Punch.
Johnny, when we, have been
standing here in the doorway has
it ever dawned on you -
Good gosh. no! You'd never let
me stay that late.-Siren.
'sOh, that's small matter" said
the barber as he. squeezed out the
blackhead.
kissing a girl is like opening a
bottle of oIives-if you can get one,
the rest come easy.-Flamingo.
After introducing an acquaintant-
ance to his wouId-be spouse, he ex-
pressed his pride in this fashion:
"I'ni mighty lucky guy to get
that girl. She's the most easily
pleased girl in the world.
The acquaintance, knowing him,
agreed.
"Say. there. black man, CANT
yos play honest? All knows what
cards all done dealt you" Woo
Doc.
May-Would you wear a rented
bathing suit?
June-It depends where the rent
was.-Flamingo.
Sam-Isn't this awful weather
Tor March?
Ham-Don't you like hot wea-
Their?
Sam-No.
Ham-Then go to Alaska.
Sam-Do you like hot weather?
Ham-Sure.
-? ? ?-Mugwump.
Every Man His Just Desert
The orator eats. tongue, we hear,
The Sultan. turkey lunch
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-12

"Oh, that's a small matter" said
the barber as ne. squeezed out the
blackhead.
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Every Man His Just Desert.

Lively WAN AAAo JuSC OGSeTLs
The orator eats. tongue. we hear,
The Sultan, turkey lunch,
The undertaken drinks his bier,
The pugiIist his punch.
The acrobats spring water drink,
The banquet man eats toast,
Surveyors eat their stakes, we
think.
And editors a roast.
6hoemakers have fillet of sole,
The printer. pie and sweets,
The hungry actor eats his role,
Policemen MUNICH their beats.
/ Gargoyle.
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johnny. when We have been
standing here in the doorway has
it ever dawned on you -
Good gosh. no! You'd never let
me stay that late.-Siren.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-12

kissing a girl is like opening a
bottle of olives-if you can get one,
the rest come easy.-Flamingo.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-12

The June-bug has his wings Of
gold.
The freely wings Of flame.
The bed-bug has no wings at ali,
But he gets there just the
same. Lord jeff
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-12

Unsolicited letter to the Ia
wardaburg Corn syrup company:
..Dear sirs Though have
taken six cans Of your syrup my
feet are now no better than when
I started Goblin.