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El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-13
II opuIento faanclero..,

yivencia que era antcs ali mas fanii-
liar..
Para todo Sc cuenta con nps0tros, v
81 yo puedo ostentar sobre mi pecho
de patricia espaaol la Gram Cruz de
Isabel la Cat6lica, 10 .debo II los bue-
nos oticios de un tlislio gobernante
americana que, agradecido por la ayu-
ia que 70 lie prestara y EN- que tuve
Ia suerte de contar, como sfenipre, con
In cooperaeion de portorriquef5os es-
pailoles para que los emprGstitos de II
libertad durante la gran guerra die
sen en- Puerto Rico el mayimo rendi-
miento. peHs0 peIs0 bicn. que min
guna otra distinction habria- de salts
facerme tanto como In que yiniera de
mi patria. Y movie sus influencias, v
puso en- iuego' sus relaciones. y la con-
decoration Sc me di6, sin que yo eStu-
viera enterado siqhiera de que mi ges-
ton habfa trascendido de Ia discreta
reServa Ell que 80 la mantenfa Y en-
que cref que In mantuyiera tambicn
,aquel habil gobernaaor norteamerica-
no, sin qnc 20 esperase, por tanto.
que nuestro gobierno sancionara asf,
con la plena aprobaci6n de SUI feconi-
pensa desprendida, Ia polftica de-: ar
monfa Psde cooperation Que eHtfe pus-
bios llanpdos q. ser grandes aHigds
tenfa va IA fortuna de practicar con
exito. i 3es, asu ,.ss.a
Esnprd oue uIe haie,s ia iusticiex tlc
no snpoIer ouesihabfo i,6r g;litaglefia.
al mi mikmo cSh,ao NJ d,,pel,Es,s, e,.s
fresar ooh Ia rsferencia, tfhe atcaibo de
hacer es ldue nnestra coleepfvftitfd,.. eli
Ela que as destaaa, tan .bpillaute,msieaeo
de asturfanos. Sc muere en- Puerto ri.
eo como en- Puerto Rico On, t6lla, Ii,
America. Dor recias i h1ldas corsic1$-
tes espirituales oue nos lleyar q con.
vivir Ell estreg.l,o consarcio con ,odos
los hombres dc buena yolnntad. nara
saear de clio un supreme benefcio: Il
de que Espaiia .siga siendo amable en-.
tre auuellos pueblos. qtle no INN sis
vernos en- un apartamielito egofsta ira.
bajando dnicamente por nuestro bic
nestar 0 nuestro ipteras Immediate ST.
no compenetratlus CON, sus eujtas. con
s,as anhelos! &osi3 si,s en,nhInI don ss7L
iliuufetudes tiArhis sus qtIsbifhciopak
ira ssea,aentalt,s oon to,lo lo,r,re ,,s.n,,,.
'ssentSfH III dfae tks {cl alma, ,tdmIhaid de
eses Dutbl6s h!ttidos del ndestro = due
COMO .el nuestro tienen sns defectos Y
sus pfrtudes.i - = - y
i Ahora solo me tcstl haeeG cntrega
formal de esta Escuela d Ia, feligre''
sin de Losrezaiia i a IDS iiutoridadGs
que han dc rcgir el planteEI- Yp sdeeli.
no. Ndesde luego. toda expression de re-
'eonee :, ! i'i1ellfo POE mi tribute Rasado. AZ
i n, '.V 4'' NV - ii''c.f' "a que nlilf
- iSts''Y p4ss;p lfie.:', d's.iqt qie este
pls.Atp so - 'p4taA -. 3 es.ots " sa9pF quF las
'Hss"s sn' q''s''ues W u lNlfDio
~. V' :, ''.,a'''f'sifi I 'si'le
a los nrn,t,.N
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-13

Tenenos enteadido que con ~eI en-
2restito de $S.000,0o0 Notado por la
legislature en- sus, sesiones ,1ltimas,
hay ,el prop6cito dc destinsr una gran
,arte dc ,esa ,auma para la termination
de las ,obras del Capitolio en- el t6rmi-
no mas cort2 possible; Y, scgdn de pt-
blico Sc dice, para que el hermoso edi-
feio que .hara honor Puerto Rico sea
tina obra digna de la admiration de
ssodas mas que de NADIA, de progreso
alcanzado por est:, isla en- los ultimos
amos, Sc eztddian los medios de hacer
ciertas refornas en- las obras va CO.
menzadas Y paralizadas desde hace
i'm ano, reformas que han de resultar
de gran belleza por su costo y su aca-
oado ,en todos los ordcnes perfecto.
Sc dice-y de esta version nos hace-
mos eco,-que ell Sr. Comisionado del
Interior reforma trata de reformar
,os pianos iniciales, para que en- ellos
10 falte ell menor detalle en- los traba-
jos sucesivos para Ia termination del
regio Palacio del Parlamento de Puer-
to Rico; y uno de los cambios que Sc
tiene en- mente es el de emplear en-
todo ell edificio un material mucho mas
consistente y al mismo tempo, mas
elegante, para que este reuna todas
las apariencias cue Sc le quiere dar.
No Sc oculta a nadie va que el Sc
lor Conisionado del Interior Sc dis
pone por todos los medios a que el
Capitolio de Puerto Rico sea cubierto
en- sus paredes exteriores de marmol
blanco, aun cuando este, como es ma
tural, irrogara una suma que sobrc-
pasara la que en- principle Sc penso
festinar para la gigantesca obra; y
para clio es possible que Sc solicite de
la Legislature apluebe la idea y vote
la cantidad sufciente para darle cucr-
po al hermoso proyecto.
i Pues bien; esa que seria una idea
hermosisima que no dejar!a de tener
sus adeptos en- la Legislature, noso-
tros Sc nos ocurre que podria llevar-
Sc a cabo, empleando en- ella marmol
de Puerto Rico, Ell vez de importarle
del eXtranjero, como tai vez entire en-
los planes del Sr, Comisionado del In
terror, del Ingeniero que Sc haga
cargo de terminar ell edifcio.
Pero 5mjrmol en- Puerto Rico, pa
"a hacer una proposition de tai natu-
raleza?--se nos preguntara. Los que
hayan leido un POGO acerca de los ri
cos veneros minelares que encierra
nuestra Isla, en- las tantas obras es-
critas por nuestros historiadores y.
hombres de ciencia en- epoeas pasadas,
podrian testificarlo con los ejemplos
que en- las mismas hayan encontrado
y por las investigaciones que q ese
fin algunos Sc propusieren reaiizar,
para dar fe de las teorias expuestas
en- los estudios sobre nuestra minera-
logia.
Repasando, preeisamente, la obra
publicada en- 1882 y que sc titula;
de la Fauna Portorrique-
ia. Catalogo del Gabinete Zoologico
y Mineralogico del DR.. Stahl, en- la
pagina 10 encontrainos TN parrafo quo
dice asi: }
"AunGue hace amos Sc han encontra.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-13
POR USAR UN AUToMOVIL SIN
PERMISO

El juez municipal senior Manzano
Avifo sentenci6 a cumplir ounce dias
en- la nevera al sujeto Luis Sierra, por
que ell dia 13 de septiembre sin auto
rizacion alguna utilize temporalmente
el autom6vil de don Luis de JESUS
Gonzalez, dandose algunos paseos
por la poblacion y Santurce.
Despues que sc cans6 dc corrcr en-
81, 10 dej6 abandonado en- Ia calle del
General Contreras, frente al antique
Polvorin.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-13
::4ES S7TAl4PAtS ES ANGLIA:
Hi YER: BENlA... !.

Madrid Ell serano. Is como 4til farol
chinesco entire los arbolas de sus pa
SECS sus pihaues Hay qua volyer
a la infanciase EN- estos glfas en- que Has
verbenas hacen girar sus Olas slts rle-
das y stis2caballitos pintadus de azul,
verde ysanarilie. 4 Salta el corazda
alegremente como una pelota de nilo.
iQue frescura cspiritual Sc siente en-
In illusion encendidla v cordial de las
noches dc julio, DaJo los arbolcs de
los paseos y los parques! Afboles de
pasta verde, teiiidos de azll Y negro.
con globos policromos Y flotantes, CO.
mo los pensamientos V las emociones
de. las muchedumbrcs que Sc dcsbor-
dan en- las verbenas, muchedumbres de
horchata, de aqua de lim0n Y panes
azucarados. Madrid. Ell vcran0, es CO.
mo un farol chiMesco entire los ;rbo-
les de sus paseos y sus parques. Y es
eli los barriOs bajOs-esos rincones
dDnde sc ha refujiado Ell alma genui-
namente madrilena-que encontramos
cl, coraz6n sonoro jovial de la ciu-
dad mas grata. Los que dejan Ma
drid por este tempo no son madrile-
nos. no cOnseryan In ingenuidad dc
los primeros aiiOs. No tienen alma de
yeTbena. Han Olvidad0, o han dejado
ny al ,,;
lo que CORE tras ell arO dorado de los
Calrichcs. Los que dejan Madrid
por yeranO tienen el alma girls mo-
ii6tona de los sitios de veraneo. Han
perdido, fuerZa de abandonar Ma
drid por verano. el sabor el color de
las verbenas. Nadia impresiona tanto
al madrileno como esas ciudades de
paupel, de luz, grit0s Y alegrfas. Sc
las We surgir como ell los sueiios. Es-
tan ALI. entire los drboles, una noche.
dos, tres: lUego desaparecen sin de-
jar rastro. Son ciudades traSladadas
do i'm barri0 otro, ell hombros de
los duendeS QuiZas las brujas Sc las
lleran per los aires mientras los hon.
bres Y los nifios Sc duermen con un
globo o una Illusion entire las manos.
Madrid, Ell veramo, es comp un farol
chinesco entire los arboles de los pa
secs los parqnes. rs Ia paleta ma
gica de la bruja del verano. que on
ciende los seres las cosas con el So
plo olorOso calido de sus redomas
endiabladas. Ella sale de las gavetas,
y Sc RE con risa de colores V perfu-
mes sobre el seno de la modista. Por-
que el verano no puede existir en- Ma
drId sin el glorioso pabcll6n de la
mantilla agitandose en- las ycrbenas.
Els la Mantilla Ia one produce el vera
no. Sin ella no habrfa calor en- las
veTbenas, 81, el yerano cs ESQ que Sc
vc y Sc huele en- las cludades de pa
pei. DC luz. de gritos y alegrf6s. Todo
gira y arde y respIandece en- un mar
de verde, rojo. azuI y amarillo. Ma
drid cs un farol chlnesco entire los Ar
bOles de los pastos y los parques.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-23
TO SIMPLIFY THE Law

1t is fearful and wonderful name that this or
eanizaton has, but it represents reform movement
that may work wholesome revolution in American
law 1t calls itself the Committee Establishment
of a Permanent Organization for the Improvement OF
Law 1t has started its work with an admirable rec
onmendation for the creation of American Law In
stitute to put American laws into simple and compre-
hensible form.
AS the committee expresses it, there should be "a
restatement of the law that viii have an authority
much greater than is accorded to any legal work,
which should be Eat analytical critical and con-
structive' and written in clear and simple Eng sh
with as little technical language possible That
would appeal alike to lawyers and aymen.
"There is today general dissatisfaction with the ad
ministraton of JUSTICE, states the report The feeling
of dissatisfaction not confined to that radical section
of the community which would overthrow existing
social economic and political institutions. If 1t We're
We as lawyers could afford to ignore It, But the opn-
ion that the law is unnecessarily uncertain and COM
pick that many of its rules do not work well IN prac-
tice and that It's administration often results not In
Justice but in injustice, is general among all classes
Lack of respect for law, whether 1t has Its origin
in the laws uncertainty in the injustice OF its pro
visions undermines the moral fibre of the community
In itself it becomes Of antsocia conduct the
rich are more apt to use their wealth to oppress the
business is more apt to cheat those IN immediate
want more apt to steal.
Nothing is more needed in America today than
simpler quicker more straightforward administration
of Justice More power the G. E. z. o. L. and the
distinguished men at the head of it.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-23

TOM SIMS SAYS

\ great many people open milk
bottles with their thumbs, according
to our dry cleaner,
The trouble with being born poor
is getting over it.
Some men stay down town SO much
when they do eat at home they look
for the check.
II is hard TO stay on the level
when you have your ups and downs.
The atom is small but the up and
atom is big thing.
If you don't want to associate
with rcformcrs in the next world
do what is right in this one
We have the unwrilten law but
no unbrokeu laws.
Nothing feels more lonely than Il
swimming hole in winter.
Great Britain IS planning an air,
ship to carry lOC passengers, which
is too many dead and injured.
Every man longs for Il nice home
to stay away from.
Gems worth 100000 lost in New
York were reported found in lndi.
ana, which was carrying things too
far.
Paris Ianitors are Publishing a
newspaper and it should be pretty
good for starting "a fire.
Injured feelings seldom fully re-
cover,
Women and street ears, you can 7
expect them all to go your way.
Dogs can't climb trees is the rea
son there are cats.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-23

house the first thing he saw was a
basket of new clcthespins that Mrs.
Bow Wow had bought from u ped
der that morning.
"Wc'll have some clothes pin
fun,' said Uncle Wiggily.
Jaw, you can't have any fun with
.clothcspins, objected Jackie.
. "No," agreed his brtohcr, "lct S
play football
"Not in the house-your mother
wouldn't like it, laughed Uncle
Wiggily. "Wait and III show you
how to have fun with clothespins. -
The bunny rabbit took clothes
pin and . paper napkin. He put
the paper napkin in the slot of the
clothespin, with wide part of the
paper sticking ont on either side.
"Why, it looks just like u butter
fly" bprkcd Poetic.
"That's what ] IN going to make
of it," said Uncle Wiggily. With
some colOrs from the doggies' paint
box tho bunny made eyes ON the
head of the clothcspin, and he paint
cd red spots on the paper wings, so
the butterfly looked more natural
"Oh, | want to make one, -
parked Poetic. $50 do II" cried
Jackie. And soon the doggic boys
were making butterflies out of
olothespin and paper napkins. Then,
when they tired of that Uncle Wig
gily showed them how to build a
little log house by piling the clothes
pins up in u hollow square.
Then, all of sudden, when they
were having lots of fun, the door
suddenly burst open and in came the
Blue Noscd Babboon.
81 want cars!' howled the Bah,
boon, running ACROSS the floor. But
Uncle Wiggily suddenly put some of
the round, slippery clothespins in the
way of the BabbOon. The bluenosed
chap stepped on the pins, his paws
rolled out from under him and down
he fell, humping lis bright blue nose
"Oh, trolley cars!' howled the
Babboon, and away he ran out OF
the house, not nibbIing Uncle Wig
gily's ears nor those of the doggit
boys.
"Clothcspins are very useful,
said the bunny gentleman as hc
hoped back to his bungalow. "The,
keep clothes from blowing ava,
away and they keep Blue NoseC
Babboon from nibbling ears" AnC
if the cgg-beater doesn't try to picl
Fourth of July presents off the ha
tree for Christmas IN tell you ncX
about Uncle Wiggily and the blue
ing. -.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-23
Greek ON DRUG SHIPMENTS

The United States is seeking the friendly coopera-
ton of various foreign governments in an effort to
check I'D the importation Of narcotics he asslsan
director of the narcotic division of the Prohibition Bu
reau has gone abroad to consult with officials IN SPAN
Italy, France, Germany and other countries The plan
was decided upon after the federal government mac
heen Informed that record shipment of morphine and
cocaine brought over on Atlantic liner had been
seized in New York. .
The authorities hope to obtain such information
overseas as will enable them keep track of wholesale
shipments this country and so more easily stop ee
stuff at ports of entry here before 1t gets into lcl
channels of distribution.
1t is hoped the necessary cooperation can DE Sc
cured both abroad and at home. The daily news SHOWS
that the sale of narcotics is fourshng In the Onl1eu
STATES TODAY despite the ant-drug laws and crusades
If ordinary home activities not sufficient to sup
nress this traffic wider fields must be covered.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-23
4 SUMNER WHITE HOUSE

The subject of a summer home for the President
broqht I'M again by the bequest of 100000 for that
purpose by Baltimore lawyer named j. wilson
Iean He STIMULATES only that the site shall be WITH
in automobng distance of Washington
Whether this is a wise provision may be Questioned
Presidents have usually shown preference Tor more
distant and temperate regions, particularly the ne"
Engand coast There be no doubt, however, OF the
desirability of providing definite summer Whlte
Honse somewhere outside of Washington, where even
southern men suffer during the hot period
- is Somewhat humiliating to leave such duty to
nrivate philanthropy IF Congress- however, does not
consider at advisable to spend money for such pur
ffr As matters stand every President has to hunt
IN new summer abode for himself, and is often OBJ
liged to accept one for nothing thereby putting him.
self under undesirable obligation to the owner.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-23
JASPER SCHOOL
DEFEATS VERDE

On Friday afternoon the Jasper
school baseball team took the second
of its series Of games by a decisive
victory over the Verde school az
gregation. The score was 17-l5.
Coincidcntally the Jasper girls
indoor baseball team won over the
girls team of the Verde school by
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-23

score of 27-23. This is the third
game won from the Verde girls dur
ing The present school year.
Prof. A. d. Morrison and G. Me-
Combs transported the teams to the
Verde school Fairgrounds.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-23
POISON LIQUOR DEATHS

life day is the toll of poison booze IN one city,
according to federal enforcement agent IN that dls
trict Bootleggers are introducing the desired KICK
NV means of dehyde bchloride OF mercury, wool
alcohol and ntrobenzo-stutt summed by wise fa'S
and reaches. go. . -.
The total of 1874 deaths in 1874 days Is shocking
onough bu If takes no account Of the blindness caused
bx, thinking ALLEGED real" whisky gin. 1t almost
looks as though the prophets right who say that
the liquor problem will settle itself by hhng of all
Traffic deaths can be reduced by the activities of
police and interested citizens 3d. too' can polsTneu
whisky deaths if they given wide publicity along
with official scrutiny and determined condemnation by
sane citizens.
Don't talk religion on street car or bus, says a
Baltimore minister. The warning is superiluous us
all the average man can do to keep his religion on
street ear or bus, let alone talk about It,
duIius Barnes says the man of today has three
times the amount of goods his father had N l2oV AZ
thngE considered, we should say the bads nave IN
creayed more than that
Gen George W. Cocktails is now serving as fuel
dictator" of New York state. They may need a dcta-
tor ID the coal-producing states after April !,
one scientist says it mosquitoes that destroyed
ancient Rome, and another says 1t was race suicide
One thing sure anywaytheres never any race suicide
among mosquitoes. @-,-
Just now America, instead of selling her surplus
products 70 Europe seems to be buying the surplus
products that Europe hasn't got
II would be easier for America to mind her
business il Europe would mind hers.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-23

Cotton growers of the Pccos Val
ley of New Mexico expect their
crop TO run over 500 TO the acre.
The gin at Iiagcrman is turning out
20 bales u day.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-23
Looking Backward
What the Press Files Tell OF
Imperial Valley for This Date
in Past Years
TWENTY ONE YEARS AGO.
January %, 1908

Fire in the brick kiln of Harbour
and Carter was lighted Wednesday
and in another week the kiln will
be torn down and soon the first
brick made in the valley will be
ready to build the walls of contem-
plated business houses.
Imperial and CalcXico are now on
the regular beat of the representa-
tivcs of at least two Los Angeles
Wholesale houses and other houses
are sure to be looking this way for
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-23
Bedtime Stories
Copyright, 1923, by Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate
BY HOWARD II. GARIS
UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE
CLOTHES PINS

Uncle Wiggily hoped out TO the
kitchen of his hollow stump bunga-
low, where Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuz-
~, bis muskrat lady housekceper,
was giving the breakfast dishes their
morning bath.
"Hello, Nurse Jane, hello!' cried
the bunny rabbit gentleman III
oily manner as he twinkled his pink
nose. lis there anything broken
this morning?'
Anything broken! What do you
mcan?' asked Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy.
"Do you mean have | broken amy
dishes! If so-no!o
81 didn t mean that!' laughed
Uncle Wiggily. ~ mean have you
broken any moro ironing boards so
III have to hop off and get you u
new one as ! did yesterday"
"Oh, no, thank you,' laughed
Nurse Jane. Everything is all
right so far. y
Then [ am going advcnturing.'
sang Uncle Wiggily, for he was feel
ing very gay.
Il hope you have good one, ;;
said Nurse Jane.
OFF hoped Uuelc Wiggily, over
the fields and through the woods.
lie had not gone very far before,
all of sudden, he heard voice
calling:
ION, Uncle Wigsily! Come here:
Come here, pleased"
My goodness me sakcs alive aud
some popcorn peanuts!' thought the
bunny rabbit gentleman. 81 hope
that isn't the Blue Noscd Babboon
or the Skillcry Scallery Alligator :"
Uncle Wiggily looked all around
but he only saw Jackie AMI Poetic
Bow Wow, the puppy dog boys, wav
ing their paws TO him from Il window
of their kennel house not far away.
"What is it, Jackie and Peetie!'
asked the bunny.
"Could you please come III and
play with us as you played with pig
gle boys yesterday!' barked Jackie.
Have you the sniffle snufflcs, 50
you have to stay home from
school 70 asked Uncle Wiggily.
NO, but there ism t any school
today on account of teacher being
i'll, - whined Poetic. $50 we re
staying home, but we aren't having
any fun, and we can't 20 out cause
mother has gone to the store and she
wants us to wait here to answer the
door and the telephone.
"All right, III come in and play
with you,' said kind Uncle Wiggily.
And when he was in the doggics'
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-23
FIFTEEN YEARS AGO
January %, 1905.

Bridge across New River at Cal
exico completed and opened to the
public adding greatly to the &cccs-
sibility of No. 6 territory.
II. G. BigIow reached the valley
today after u hard trip over the
mountains from San Diego, having
made the trip i'll Is hours. 1t is
the first time an automobile has
come to the valley by the noun
tain road and for some miles the
struggle was extremely difficult.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-23

seDOnf ok religion on a street car or bus, says a
Baltimore minister. The warning is superfluous us
all the average man do to keep his religion on
street ear or bus, let alone talk aboHt 1t.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-23

Gen George w. Cocktails is now serving as "iuel
dictator" of New York state They may need dlcta-
tor iii the coal-producing states after Aprl J.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-23

IuIius Barnes SAYS the man of today has three
timeA the amount of goods his father had in 1900 All
thingl considered we should say The bads have IN
creased more than that.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-23
TEN YEARS AGO
January %, 1918.

The very great demand for houses
in FL Centre neccssitates some i'm
relief. George Il. Kennedy
stated today that he could have
rented one of his houses to be va
Gated in few days to at least so
people in the last day or so.
j. W. Hair sold his 160acrc ranch
to +. NJ. Culver ut 1925 per acre
Mr.. Culver is recent arrival from
Utah.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-23

One scientist says it mosquitoes that destroyed
ancient Rome and another says it race suicide.
One thing sure anyway-theres any race suicide
among mosquitoes. e..-..
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-23

Just now America, instead of selling her 5
roducts 10 Europe, seems to be buying the S
roducts that Europe hasn't got.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-23

Ii would be easier for America to mind her own
business if Europe would mind hers.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-23

y great many people open milk
bottles with their thumbs, according
to our dry cleaner,
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-23

Women and street ears, you can ,
expect them all to go your way.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-23

Dogs can't climb trees is the rea
son there are cats.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-23

Injured feelings seldom fully re,
cover,
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-23

Paris janitors arc publishing a
newspaper and it should be pretty
good for starting "a fire.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-23

Some men stay down town 50 much
when they do eat at home they look
for the check.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-23

The trouble with being born pot
is getting over it.