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Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1923-05-24
THAT BAD BACK

Do you have a dull, steady ache ir
the small of The back-sharp, stabbing
twinges when stopping or lifting-d:s-
trcssing urinary disorders: For bad
back and weakened kidneys Fitzger-
aid residents recommend Doan's Kid
ney Pills. Read this Fitzgeald state
mcnt.
Mrs. B. R. Sanders, 500 w. Suwanee
St, says: Some time ago l suffered
from kidney trouble: My kidneys act
ed too often and caused annoyance.
My feet bloated badly and l was so
nervous l couldn't sleep at night.
read about Doan's Kidney Pills and
purchased box at the Denmark Drug
Co. They quickly strengthened my
kidneys and rid me of the backache..
The bloating went out of my feet and
my nerves were eased."
Price 60c at all dealers Don't simp-
ly ask for kidney remedy-get Doans
Kidney Pills-the same that Mrs. San
ders had. Foster Milburn Co., Mfrs,
Buffalo, N. Y. adv
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1923-05-24
HOUSEWIFE BECOMES
NEW WOMAN

"All Of our best doctors had given
me up. | was unable to leave my bed
for 10 weeks and was yellow as a
besides the terrible stomach
pains | suffered. Our druggist advis-
ed my husband to try Mayrs Wonder
1ul Remedy and it has saved my life.
am new woman now" 1t is a
simple, harmless preparation that re-
moves the catarrhal mucus from the
Intestinal tract and allays the inflam-
nation which causes practically all
stomach, liver and intestinal ailments,
including appendicitis. One dose will
convince or money refunded Den
mark and National Drug Cos, and by
leading druggists everywhere. adv.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1923-05-24
If Kidneys Act
Bad Take Salts
Says Backache Is Sign You Have
Been Eating Too Much
Meat

When you wake up with backache
and dull misery in the kidney region
it may mean you have been eat
ing too much meat, says a we'll
known authority. Meat forms uric
acid which overworks the kidneys in
their effort. to filter it from the blood
and they become sort of paralyzed
and laggy. When your kidneys get
sluggish and clog you must relieve
them, like you relieve your bowels;
removing all the body's urinous
waste, else you have backache, sick
headache, dizzy spells; your stomach
sours, tongue is coated, and when
the weather is bad you have rheumat-
ic twinges. The urine is cloudy, full
of sediment, channels often get sore.
water scalds and you are obliged to
seek relief two or three times during
the night.
Either consult a good, reliable
physician at once or get from your
pharmacist about four ounces of lad
Salts; take tablespoonful in a glass
OF water before breakfast for a few
days and your kidneys will then act
fine. This famous salts is made from
the acid of grapes and lemon juice,
combined with lithia, and has been
used for generations to clean and
stimulate sluggish kidneys, also to
neutralize acids in the urine so it
no longer irritates, thus often ending
bladder weakness.
Jad salts is inexpensive, cannot in
jure and makes a delightful, efferves-
cent lithia water drink. Drink lots of
soft water. adv.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1923-05-24
Blonde Bess Opines
Leather Medal Gent
FRENCH HERO ACCEPTS BID
General Gouraud Will Attend Rain
bow Division Reunion

bow Division Reunion
PARIS, May 22-"I want to see the
place where your wonderful soldiers
were Bred" said General Gouraud in
announcing his acceptance of the in
vitation to the Forty Second Division
to attend its annual reunion in In
dianapolis in July. He expects to sail
for America about the end of June
In talking of his Forthcoming visit
he exhibited the enthusiasm of a
school boy preparing for holiday.
II have heard and read so mueh
Of America and now am going to see
it," he declared, "Ah, it will be delight
full"
General Gouraud was one of the he
roes of Chateau Thierry. He had
charge of the French fourth army dur
ing the July (1918) fighting and was
the commanding officer of the Forty
Second Division, as we'll as number
of other American units.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1923-05-24

When a woman doesn't come down
town in a whole week what lot OF
| things she has to attend to.
90
They are talking of getting out SC
pieces like we used to have says Smith
Added to a nickel one Of them will
buy five cents worth of almost any
thing.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1923-05-24
NOTICE
adv.

Cases will be made against all per-
sons, firms or corporations doing bus
mess in the City of Fitzgerald, Ga,
who have not paid their 1928 Occupa-
ton taxes on or before the 1st day of
June 1923. This notice by order of
the Mayor and Council. This the 18th
day of May 1923. CT. DIXON,
Je1 Chief of Police.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1923-05-24
Amt It the Truth

Blythe: Well l see the dirt is fy-
ing this morning from the county's
road grader.
Smythe: Yep-and I like it a heap
more than some of the mudslinging
| heard down at the political meeting
last night
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1923-05-24

We Slept There Once
Guest: Is there any water in my
room?
Hotel Boss: There was-but 1 had
the roof fixed.
Poor Teacher
Sunday-school Teacher. Willie, what
are you doing?
Willie shooting paper): Just try
ing to make Sunday school more inter
esting.
Blonde Bess Opines
Mothers face is like an open book
When she sees these modern clothes
OF mine. It's red.
Do
Leather Medal Gent
Housewife: Well, what do you want!
Tramp. Lady, believe me, I'm no
ordinary beggar. was at the front.
Housewife: Really?
Tramp: Yes, indeed, lady. but l
couldn't make anyone hear. so 1 came
around to the back.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1923-05-24
What Happened?

From recent popular novel:
He hung upon her words -
her voice broke"
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1923-05-24

you have bever paid my salary;
All have received is moldy fruit
and rotten apples
| BY their fruits We shall know
them.
Brethren. am going to a better
place,
am going to be a chaplain in the
penitentiary.
Whittier l go we cannot follow, but
! go to prepare way for you
And may the Lord have mercy on
your souls.
Elmer says women have two weak
rcsses-Fortune Tcllcrs and Fortune
Hunters.
A friend Of ours whose girl had tur-
ned him down was heard to declam
this tragedy Of words:
She has went,
Her has gone,
Her has left US all alone
She can never come to we
Us can never go to she,
1t cannot was"
"Lightnin" Struck US as being a
laundering good show
Sol says love never keeps a debit
account and whoever keeps one new
er loves it.
Wealth may be disease, as Mr..
Bryan says. We know a man who
took it and was confined for 3 years.
90
The greatest need for the present
day is shorter. hours of labor so we
can hear all the radio programs thinks
Barry Clare.
WHY HE IS GRABBED
| went fishing in the Warrior,
With tackle newly bought,
But @ @ &
= q q
Were the only things l caught.
-OO--
Bob says you can't make a smile
stick if you don't mean it.
1t isn't the price of leather that
makes it difficult to keep your boy
III shoes, now, thinks ma.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1923-05-24
HAD THE RIGHT IDEA

HAD THE RIGHT IDEA
(From Hitchy- Koo, 1928
Ike Hickey: I'm going to sing you
my favoritc song.
Tom Hickey: What is it?
Ike: Um-pha
Tom Um-pha? How does it go?
Ike: Um-phaever blowing bub-
bles"
Young Salesman: I'm independent
anyway. | take orders from nobody
It is as good as an open picture
picture book to sit behind a woman
wearing one of those new Egyptian
style waists, embroidered with many
Little men and women figures.
When to church | do go,
A little prayer | whisper low,
! say in accents soft, but deep,
Now lay me down to, sleep"
90
Journalist Jane says men are like
the moon: Shine best at night, and
down to their last quarter a good part
OF the time.
Two hundred million pins are made
every day. Yet You can't find one when
you want it. observes the old man.
THEY, OF THE HERNIA SEX
Dear Office Cat; Pm sending along
few little cpigramS on the more
deadly OF the species. Here goes:
Women remind me of circus. Lots
of rings and bare backs.
Never trust a woman that will tell
her age A woman that will tell her
age will tell anything.
A woman is like a clock. I-retty
face, pretty movement and hard to
regulate when She is out of order
! ours with the heat-Ima Flivver.
SAID the maid in the grocery store,
Have you coffee in bean, | implorel
said the lad who was bright,
Take the stairway, one flight,
/ his is only the first, or ground floor.
The one thing worse than owing
money you can't pay, is being owed
money you can't collect, complains
Martin.
Being otherwise engaged many stem
cgraphers are giving notice they in
tend to quit May 3lst.
90
Dancing records don't stand still
The old mother who used to cook
poke sallct' at this season of the
Year TO keep children in good health
row has daughters who won't raise
children.
'W?? C!etaoinaoittacshr'"-- New
York Times in reporting Senator Wat
son.
As fitting a comment as could be
made.
A chicken never stops scratching
because the worms are scarce"
Every Chinaman knows" says Geo.
that condensed milk comes from con-
tented cows and that bulls give tobac-
CO."
ALL DOCTORS AGREE
That a hearty laugh is the surest
way to retain or regain healthy dis
position.
Read the OFFICE CAT and save
doctors bills.
Little daubs OF powder. little specks
OF paint, makes the little freckle. look
as if it amt.
The eX-kaiser isn't saving wood just
now His wife is away, and You
cant do much saving on a sardine diet.
90
PLAYER PIANO
They sat on the piano bench
With one hand on the KEYS
Row play with both your hands, she
said,
Why did the music cease?
An idealist is a man who can look
at pretty girl and not think about
how much she cost.
Shoot the whole works, remarked
the movie director to the new camera
r'an, as he aimed at the factory set.
THESE DAYS
Dearest, you are light of my heart
the angel of my life. You are the
only woman | ever loved?
Darling You are the best man on
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1923-05-24
The Boy Was Right

The Boy Was Right
Mother: Jimmy, you stop pulling
haby's toes! You'll pull them out.
Jimmy: No, won't, mother. They
have got nails in them.
90
A She and He Joke
She: What did Jack do down the
river last night when Agnes refused
to let him kiss her?
He: Padded her back.
She: You rough thing.
My! My! My!
Johnson: Man, you talk like an ig-
noramus. How long has it been since
you went to school?
Jackson. Let's see-I amt llever
went attall. How long is at?
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-03-28
NOT GUILTY OF ASSAULT.

In police court this morning Judge
George w. Klett dismissed the CHI age
of assault against Paul Paplawski and
warned Melkor Shahinian, who had
the accused arrested, to be certain Sf
his man before he had him placed
under arrest. &s -
Shahinian stated that he was as
saulted on Saturday night. He did
not know who. the person was but he
thought 1T was Paplawski as he was
a se6usin to a man by the name of
Edward Frawley. E
: Theodore o'Mara testified in court
today that he. with Paplawski, went
to Shahinian's home on Monday night
and asked him II Paplawski was the
man who assaulted him. To this,
o'Mara said, Shahinian replied no;
that 1t was mistake. Two other
witnesses testified that Paplawski was
at a dance on Saturday night
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-03-28

Circle: Ends-oln (Rastus) Eddy,
Arsade CRafus1 Bard oorian,. Alfred
-(Mose) Miller, Alfred (sam) Herold,
William 'sytSamhsi Wilson, Edwin
Smoky Carlson. IT,,
specialties-Tred Bergeron. Otto
Trudering. Emil Wentland, Paul
Nelson, Ralph Hughes, Nicholas Tolli.
Harry Kieffer and John Winters.
Members of the elorus-Lloyd
Witham, Anton Buhlman, Otto Rich
ter, Thomas LAMA, fEyald Anderson.
Herbert Leopold, Carl Rydberg,
Hjalmer Persons, Matthias Rival,
Willard Chase, Samuel Feinberg,
Norman Andeen, Herbert Munson,
Raymond Gagnon, Harry Larson,
Fred Miller Nicholas Saba, Frank
Sucher, Nicholas Steffick, Hiding
Sundell,r Morris Friedman, Gustaf
Dahlman, Eric Anderson, Hilmar
Bengston Frank Fusari Bradley Fall
lon, Carl Person. Chessel Kulikowski,
Floyd stillman, Walter Zapatka, Ro-
land Lobdell, Erwin Lachelt, Fred
Henry.
TIE program will be as follows:
Overture, Trade School orchestra;
speciality parade of the Wooden Sol
diers), ensemble; opening number
melon Time In Dixie), entire COM
pany. Comedians will sing selections
from the following numbers: Call
Me Back Pal o'Mine," You Know
You Belong to Somebody Else"
"Lovin' Sam" "Homesick," II Don't
Know Why 1 should Cry Over You"
You Tel Her S-t-u-t-t-e-r," Garry
Me Back to My Carolina Home"
Rose Of the Rio Grande," ''Tomor-
row." Carolina in =. the Morning,
Rock Me in My Swanee Cradle"
Where the Bamboo Babies Grow"
"Cowbells;,n gallagher and Shean. ="
Instructors Jazz band---W. e. Will
son, violin: John sanderson, cornet;
John NJ. Macfarlane, pianist; Olin w.
Eddy, drums; Wentland and Dahl
man, magicians; soprano solo (select-
cd) Mrs. Olin w. Eddy and Mrs.
George Anderson, pianist: cornet
solo (selected), John Fl. Sanderson
and Mrs. George" Anderson, pianist;
violin solo (Meditation from That's by
Massenet), William e. Wilson and
Mrs. George Anderson, piapist; Clark
and Beach, "5orter' Miss You" and
mighty lax a Rose by Paul j.
Clark, assisted by Howard Beach. vio-
linist, ard John M. Macfarlane,
pianist: Bardoorian, steffick and
I<ieffer (acrobats), THE Rubber
Trfo."sa
Everything but the truth: Paul,
Paul L. Clark; Rastus Uost a Won
derfuI ,GirD, DIN w. Eddy; Nose
my .Buddy), John NJ, ,Macfarlane:
Sarrlbo, William E. Wilson.
Three O'Clock in the Morning"
.,Swanee River Moon, Garry Me
Rack to MY Carolina Hgils,A melody
by entire company.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-03-28

need some adult directing and MAX
ing them into useful citizens, phys
ically strong, morally clean, mentally
awake, socially active and fully alive
not only to the duties of average citi-
zenship but also teaching them the
little duties of ordinary courtesy In
thkir daily lives, and instructing them
in useful mechanical arts which will
help them solve problems they will
have to cope with as they grow
p older. =.
The function of the Boys club,
which asks $500 out of the $4,000
goal in the coming United commu-
nifty corporation drive, is to take the
idle boy off the streets and give him
place to spend his leisure time
where he can apply it to the best
advantage. r> '.
: His first experience upon applying
for admission is an introduction to
rthe shower bath: Then Ire iS re-
.quired to undergo a thorough phys
! ical examination. Then he Is shown
about the building and makes appli-
: cation to join one Of the many classes
being conducted there.
5 After two weeks he is given an OPP
portunity to affiliate with many of
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-03-28

tions In a galley. Another is striking
proofs. Still another Is reading them.
In one corner sits the editor. Of the
Boys Club News pounding out copy
on a Royal typewriter while in an
other corner, printing job is being
done without charge for the Day
Nursery the Visiting Nurses or some
other welfare I organization: Various
type combiiiations representing stand
ing Jobs are seem on neat work tables
about. the ROOM. ~: ~ J, IL, !.
And SO the. newcomer goes. He
sees where the. Live Wire Electric
club does its work. He sees the toy
making clubs In action He sees the
toy art clubs busily engaged painting
Jobs finished by the other depart
ments. He sees the Jolly Tinsmiths,"
making handy things for around the
house.
He wanders into a room where a
crowd of boys are making objects out
OF clay and is told he Is watching the
clay modelling club at its work. He Is
taken into another, room and "Oh.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-03-28
Publication Headquarter, Of Boys Club News

gee, regular eats" This Is the club
kitchen and dining room. He for the
necessary wherewithall. which Is SIM
ply the cost of the lunch, he can
procure hot dog glass Of milk.
cake of sweet chocolate and crullers.
Next door Is the senior room. Here
the newcomer finds a place with home
looking lace curtains at the windows.
Coy chairs, and library tables Ie
seen, the latter piled with >magazinae,
good books, etc. Here the problems
OF, the, club2are thrashed out BY the
seniofr boys. ranging in age from Is
to IS years.
On the second floor the youpg, man
is invited to inspect the largest gym
nasium in the city Of New Britain.
He is escorted through the game
room and, then. in case he gets the
idea that this is a sissy club he is
invited Into the ''roughhouse" room,
Offered a set of boxing gloves and finds
any number of volunteer sparring
mariners, who will take him on for q
few rounds. >l.-y.
In the gymnasium are held social
AFFAIRS, parties. lectures, movie shows.
entertainments, basketball, volleyball.
baseball games and dances. On the
next floor is another game room. Bill
lard tables are located here. Across
the aisle is the court room wherV
juvenile offenders must face the Judge
of their own selection in juvenile
court every week.
| On the next floor is located the
radio room in charge of John Groeb-
stien and R. H. Boardman. One boy
is sending by code, several are re-
ceiving by code. others are wiring or
making repairs. :.
| Another room is the band room,
where under the direction of Anton
Kyseck, the Boys club band meets for
rehearsal one night and the senior
and junior orchestras on their respec-
tive nights. I'll
Carol B. Cleveland, superintendent
of the club, is Harvard man who
has had two years in the study OF
medicine. He personally supervises
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-03-28

the classes. gym groups and athletic
teams there. If he is of the smaller
group, eight years old or in that
nefghborhood he may join the
pidgets providing there'is a vacancy
ard he can qualify.
:. He is shown through the basement
of the club His guide takes him into
the wood working. room and he sees
the boys hustling about creating fur
niture, repairing other furniture and
making various wooden things which
may be in. demand at any time. He
watches the automatic jig saws in
operation. He sees one boy working
at job In a wise. Another boy is
turning out piece of work on a
lathe. Others are cutting fancy shapes
with scroll saws. Hammers, hatchets,
braces, saws, planes, rules, breast
drills and. many other carpenter tools
are to be seen, either In use or care
fully. hung up.
Then he goes into the print shop
Here he finds several boys setting type
at a case. One boy is making correc-
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-03-28
TRADE SCHOOL BOYS
i TO GIVE MINISTRIES
Mslnbets Of Faculty to Help in
Leading Parts Next Week

= A minstrel show will be given In
the New Britain High school audi
torium on April 4 and 5 and in Sims
bury ont April 2 by the boys of the
local state school,. assisted by menu
beers of. the faculty, The proceeds
will go towards the basketball team.
The boys who will take. part and
the members Of the faculty who Will
assist are as followsi e.. 49,.
Coaches-William Wilson, Olin w.
Eddy; John Macfarlane, John Sander
son and Paul Clark, interlocutor.
Orchestra--John Macfarlane, piano;
Howard Beach, violin; Frank Veto
relic, violin: John Sanderson, cornet;
Alexander Macfarlane, drums; Mrs.
DIN W.. Eddy, soprano; Mrs. George
Anderson, accompanistF orchestra un-
der the direction of William EVIL
son.. ..,& w.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-03-28
ENGAGEMENT CONFIRMED
Lady Mary Cambridge and Marquis
of Worcester Are Betrothed-She
Was Bridesmaid for PRINCESS Mary.

w oS9 DAAuNShh0NA lOI Gu0EJs
London, March 2S.-Newspaper re-
ports of the engagement of Lady
Mary Cambridge to the Marquis Of
Worcester were confirmed today.
Lady Mary, who was bridesmaid at
the wedding of Princess Mary, is a
daughter of the Marquis of Cam
bridge. Her fiance is heir to the
luke of Beaufort.
Lady Mary Cambridge Is the second
of Princess Mary's bridesmaids to be-
come engaged since the latter's we'd
ding.
AS the queens niece and intimate
ly connected with royal circles, she is
better known to the public than was
Lady Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon when her
engagement to the Duke of York was
announced. She is again to act as
a bridesmaid next month when she
will be one of the attendants Of Lady
Elizabeth.
The Marquis of Worcester is %
years old. He was educated at the
military college at Sandhurst and
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-03-28
Five May Seek Democratic
Nominations in 9Th Ward

ALVEY battle for the democratic
nominations for, the common council
in the sixth ward is expected with no
less than. five prospective candidates
expected to enter the race. The NOM
nation in this ward is usually re-
garded as tantamount to- election.
Councilman James J. Dunn will be a
candidate for reelection, but his
colleague, Michael F. King, will not
seek reelection. .Ex-Counciman T.
Frank Mccormick is a candidate as
is also John Maerz of Cottage place.
Other names rntioned are those of
Charles e. D. 4 \of North street, and
Thomas Fay, former prohibition
enforcement agent.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-03-28
CLAIMS RICH FORMULA
Seattle Man Sues for Right to Open
Safe Deposit Box Telling How to
Get Gold From Sea Water.

Seattle, March 2S.---G. W. Johns
filed suit here today to compel the
Metropolitan National Bank to give
him access to a safety deposit box
that he asserted contained formula
by which he could get 81 worth of
gold out of a ton of water or sand
from Puget Sound.
The bank refused Johns access to
the box on the ground that he rented
1t Jointly with Frank Anderson who
Jumped bail recently on charge of
fraud in a scheme to transmute lead
to silver and that Anderson had not
given his consent.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-03-28
He will be represented in superior
court by Attorney Irving Rachlin.
Two Continued Cases Will
Be Heard in Police Court

The continued case of Salvatore
Varelli of 297 LaSalle street, who was
arrested Monday night on charge OF
violating the liquor law and was ar
raigned in court Tuesday morning,
will be heard in police court tomor-
row morning. -. ..~..-. ,.-.s
The, continued case Of Joseph and
wadislaw Grezenia will also be heard
tomorrow morning: This case was
continued at the session of court on
Monday.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-03-28
Master Plumbers Will Hear
Extension Bureau Speaker

New Britain Master Plumbers as
ISOLATION will hold meeting Thurs
day evening in the Chamber of Com
merce rooms at 140 Main street. All
master plumbers of New Britain,
Hartford, Meriden, Middletown, Bris-
toll and Plainville have been invited
to attend. Mr.. O'Donnell of the
National Trade Extension bureau VILE
be here ito address the meeting.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-03-28

Peabody settlement house in Boston
and has had considerable experience
in Juvenile courts, ...
He co-operates actively with the To-
cal Juvenile court and makes 1t a
point to try 70 get hold Of all way
ward boys and train their youthful
spirits in the right direction. He does
not stand in the position Of boss" or
even Official. toward the boys while
acting In his capacity as superintend-