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Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-01-13
WOMAN FREED IN ALLEGED
FAKE THEFT, STARTS SUIT

TRENTON, Jan. 13.-Sarah L.
Robertson, of Columbus, Ohio, who
was recently acquitted by a Mon
mounth county grand pury of a
charge of conspiracy in connection
with the alleged theft of $5S,7O0
worth of her jewels from her sum-
mer home at Deal, today filed suit
in the supreme court here against
Lloyd's, insurance underwriters Oh
London, for the recovery OF lnsur-
ance which, she charged. she car
ried on the jewelry, and which she
said she never received.
The woman charged in her am
dayit that she insured her entire col
lection of jewels, worth s73,7o0, IN
the English concern OH December l,
1921, and paid a premium of $4,000
on the insurance. She also charged
that no policy of any kind. except
the receipt for the premium, was
ever forwarded TO her. 1t was
charged further that on February 10,
last year.. the jewels in question
were stolen "or lost by her and
were never recovered. Notice of the
loss was given by the plaintiff to
Morgan, Lyons e. Company, of New
Jersey, gents of Lioyds. on Feb
ruary 2O,1922, it was charged.
After alleging that the jewelry was
stolen or lost on February Is, the
Robertson woman said that between
February % and %, 1922, an ad-
ditional piece of jewelry was stoIen
or disappeared in some manner.
Summonses have been served on
behalf of the plaintiff on James l.
Hipwell, 1 Montgomery street, Jer-
sey City, as agent for Lloyds' as
agent for Morgan, LYONS q COM
pany, and as treasurer for the New
Jersey Brokerage Agency, Inc, Whleh
is also a Lloyd5 agent. The de-
PENDANT has twenty days in which to
answer to the complaint.
McCarter & English of Newark
represent the plaintiff.
Some time ago, the Ropeftson
woman was arrested, after the fhef'
of the jewels in question, togethei
with Samuel Cash OF Belmar, ano
John r. Bailey. Jr., or Long Brancn
and lodged in the Freehold jail
charged with conspiracy to defrauo
the insurance company. A jury
later returned a verdict of not guilty
in her case. Bailey was fined $2Ot
and paced on probation for three
years, after, it was said, he PLEADED
guilty 10 the charge against him
while The charge against Cash was
dropped.
It was reported that. later thJ
Jewels supposed to have been stolen
were found in a New York aparS'
ment house.
Mrs. Robertson'3 residence, from
which the articles Were said to have
been taken or lost. is SO Phillips ave
rue. Deal.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-01-13
TALL CEDARS ARRANGE
Big METUCHEN event

METUCHEN, Jan. 13.-Tall Co.
dars, living within the borough are
busy arranging for a monster cere-
monial to be held here on February
IL, Lincolns birthday, and the
members are now busy combing the
town in search of saplings anxious
to be planted.
1t is through the Willingness Of
the officers and members of Perth
Amboy forest that such an oppor-
tunity has been offered to the I'M
planted saplings of this vicinity to
join the organization and get their
mony's worth.
Efforts are now being made to Sc
cure the Y. M. C. A. for the auspic-
ious accession and the local members
are ready to guarantee hat any saps
that are planted that night will get
their moneys worth or have their
initiation fee refunded.
In addition to the degree work
that will be performed by the Perth
Amboy patrol to the tune of music
from their own band, eats and
smokes in abundance will be provid-
ed.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-01-13
KEYPORT CHURCHES

FIRST P r E S B Y T E r 1 A N
CHURCH-Rev. William A. Service,
pastor. Morning service at 1920 A.
M. Special address by the pastor
followed by the Communion service.
1880 A. M, Sunday school. 1880 2.
M. evening worship and sermon.
REFORMED CHURCH-Rev. F.
T. B. Reynolds, pastor. 9:15 A. M.
Sunday school. Morning service and
sermon by the pastor at 10:45 A. M.
Topic, "The Healing Power of Sug-
gestion." Evening worship and SER
mon at 1880 P. M. Special illustrat-
ed service.
ST. MARY'S E PISC o P A L
CHURCH-Rev. Philip Smith, rector.
Holy Communion at 1880 A. NJ. Sun
day school at 10 A. M. Mathis and
sermon at IL A. M. Evensong and
sermon at 1880 P. M.
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH-Rev.
Frank S. HARDWOOD, pastor. Sunday
school at $3.50 A. M. Morning SER
vice and sermon at 10:45 A. M.
Topic to the junior church, Don't
Tell Anyone" Topic of morning dis
course, "Your Message" Baptist
Young Peoples meeting at 6:45 P.
M. Topic, why 1 believe the Bible
is the Word of God" Evening SER
vice at 1880 P. M.
ST. JOHNS NJ. E. CHURCH-Rev.
A. l.. Iszard. pastor. 9:45 A. NJ. class
meeting. Morning service and SER
mon at 1920 A. NJ. 2:30 P. NJ, Sun
day school. Epworth League meeting
at 6:45 P. M. Evening worship and
sermon at 1880 P. M.
CALVARY M. E. CHURCH-Rev,
A. C. Brady, pastor. 9:45 A. NJ, Sun
day school. Morning service and SER
mon at IL A. M. Topic to the jun
Tors, 1.-The Ok that played sick
Morning discourse, Benedict Arm
ODDS Relatives in America Today"
$50 P. NJ, Epworth League service.
1880 P. M. boys service. Speaker,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-01-13
LUTHERAN

ST STEPHENS LUTHERAN
(Danish), Broad street, nea Stale.
Sv. Kjaer, pastor.
Sunday: $3.50 a. m. Sunday school;
1890 a. M. services.
No meeting during the week on
account of restoration of church
basement. .
Saturday, meeting of confirmation
classes as usual.
GRACE ENGLISH LUTHERAN.
Jefferson ST., opposite the Public Lii
brary. Robert Schlotter, pastor.
Morning service. 1890; Sunday
school. 1880; Vesper service, 1880.
Choir practice, Thursday at Z and
8 p. m. Catechetical class, Friday
at Z p. m. A congregational meeting
will be held after the Vesper service.
Jan. 81, for the purpose of electing
six deacons.
OUR REDEEMER'S LUTHERAN
CHURCH, Rev. A. L. Kreyling.
pastor, Fords, N. J..
Bible class at 2 p. m. Divine SER
vice at 1890 p. m. Theme, 1.-The
Conscience of a Congregation"
FOL LllO DISQUALIFICATION III ~ uA4O .
elected officers for 1928 will be held
in this service.
Meeting of elders at the parson-
age Thursday night.
Philathea Bible class Friday
night.
Annual social next Sunday night
in the chapel. The Rev. George
Schmidt. of New York city, will he
the speaker.
OUR SAVIOUR'S LUTHERAN,
state street, near Market. Rev. V.
B. Skov and Rev. A. L. Kreyling,
pastors.
Sunday school, Brace avenue, Mt
$50. Danish service at 10 o'clock.
English service at IL o'clock. Sun
day school, State street, at 2 p. IN.
Danish service. Brace avenue, at
1880 p. m.
Annual social next Sunday night
at 1880. Everybody invited.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-01-13

Emil Stremlau, recently elected
president of the Lions Club is ex-
pected to make hat club active in
civic affairs, as he has always taken
great interest in all things tending
towards civic betterment. Among
the projects which the club is for
warding and which Mr.. Stremlau
is expected to push are the laying
of the telephone, telegraph and
electric wires under ground, and the
participation of the club in the stu
dent loan campaign to be held
shortly. 1t is expected that Mr..
Stremlau will name a committee 70
work with the campaign committee
within a few days. Besides being
president of the Lions Club, Mr..
Stremlau has recently been ap-
pointed attorney for the borough
of Carteret to succeed Judge Pc
ter F. DAILY.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-01-13
REFORMED GAMBLER TO
LECTURE AT ST. MARKS

TOTTENVILLE, Jan. 13.-Frank
Goodman of Manhattan. a reformed
gambler, will give a series of lee
lures at st. Marks Methodist church
every night next week. starting with
Monday. Mr.. Goodman will base his
subjects on the twenty-five years of
his life as a gambler. His first lee
tura Monday night will be: From
Gambling Table to Pulpit"
The other lectures in the schedule
will be: Tuesday night, Crime and
the Remedy; Wednesday night,
The Dope Sheet: Thursday night,
THE Master Criminal; Friday
night, "a Race Track Without a
Winner; Saturday night. Are
Criminals Bred in Holes" and Sun
day night, 1.-THE Peril of the Age"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-01-13
MAN WITH AUTOMATIC
GUN HELD BY C0URT

TOTTENVILLE. Jan. 13.-Rocco
Dorando employed at the Richmond
Brick Company's yard at Rossville
was yesterday held by Magistrate
Croak in the first district court IN
$4,000 bail for a violation of the
Sullivan law. He was locked up in
the county Jail in default of bail for
examination next Thursday. Dor
ano is charged by Patrolman Thorn
as McGrath of the 65th precinct
station, with having concealed on his
person a twenty-five calibre automa-
tic revolver fully loaded with six
shells, without a permit from the
proper authorities.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-01-13
PLEASANT PLAINS

Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Dobson of
Brooklyn have returned home after
visiting at Prince Bay Beach.
Mrs. F. w. Bateman, Miss Beatrice
Bateman, Mrs. Arthur Duff and son,
have been visiting Mrs. William Wy
sill of Elizabeth.
Miss Grace Lynn has returned 10
Brooklyn, after visiting relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Holmes OF
Jersey City recently visited her
mother in town.
Rev. William Burd will preach al
both morning and evening services
1T st. Marks church tomorrow.
The first shipment of the Home
less Child paper. printed at the Mis-
sion of the Immaculate Virgin, Mt
Loretto. was made yesterday from
the Prince Bay postal station, when
100 bags were seEE to Australia and
New Zealand.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-01-13
Betbe, Services

TOTTENVILLE, Jan. 13-"The
Radiance of Joy" is the subject Of
the sermon by Dr.. Oscar L. Joseph.
pastor of the Bethel Methodist
Episcopal church tomorrow morn
ing
Rev. Frederick Niedermeyer,
pastor of the First Presbyterian
church. Perth Amboy, will conduct
the vesper services and preach at
4 o'clock. The mid-week service
Wednesday night at s o'clock at the
parsonage will be in charge of the
pastor.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-01-13
SOUTH AMBoY CHURCHES

METHODlST
CHURCH notes for tomorrow:
1890 a. M, preaching by the pas
tor; las p. M, Junior Christian En-
deavor; $3.50 p. M, Sundar school;
GAS p. M, Christian Epdedvor; 7:45
p. m, song service and preaching by
the pastor. Thursday evening, 7:45
p. M, prayer service aud Bible study.
Friday evening, choir rehearsal.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-01-13
Bel Caps VIII Knock Out
Your Cold In a Dav

They get right down to the root of
The trouble. knock out the conges-
ton and bring relief in an almost
anbelievably short time.
No dope. no quinine, no unpleas-
mt after effects. Just a happy COM
eination of the old time remedies
your family doctor used to prescribe,
put up in a prescription form that
VOL will like.
Get a package today from your
fruggist and read the money back
guarantee.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-01-13
pRESRYTERJAN

FIRST P r E S B Y T E r 1 A N
CHURCH-Rev. F. D. Niedermeyer,
pastor. At 9:45 the various depart
ments of the Sunday school. 10 A.
M, Bible class. 1880, Communion
service. 6:45 P. M, Senior C. E.
Society. 1880, evening worship with
sermon by the pastor. Subject,
MANS Deepest Need" Wednesday
at 7:45 P. NJ. the weekly prayer
meeting.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-01-13
CHRISTIAN

The Christian Science Society
holds services in the church building
West avenue, corner Marsh st. eet,
Sewaren, every Sunday morning at
IL o'clock and testimony meeting
every Wednesday evening at 8
o'clock. All are welcama
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-01-13
cnNcRECArInNAL

SWEDISH CONGREGATIONAL
CHURCH-Gordon street, near State.
Sunday preaching at 3 p. M; We'd
nesday prayers, at 7:45 p. m. Rev.
f. D. Drake in charge.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-01-13
RARITAN TOWNSHIP

Mr.. and Mrs. John Sayres enter
tanned at a supper last night in hon
or OF Mr.. Sayre's birthday.
Miss Alma Parsons visited in
Perth Amboy yesterday.
The confirmation class of Our Re-
deemer's church met this morning at
the parsonage.
The new officers of Our Redeem
er's church will be installed tomor-
row night.
Clifford ellis Joined the Perth
Amboy Y. NJ. C. A. hikers today.
Leigh Cobb, Y. NJ. C. A. secretary OF
Monmouth county, will be the speak
err
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-01-13
METHODIST

SIMPSON, M. E. CHURCH-Rev.
Wilbert Westcott, pastor. Sunday
services:
At $3.50 a. m.-Morning Devotion
al meeting in the lecture room;
leader, Charles Woolsey.
At 10 a. m.-Weekly rehearsal of
Junior choir in church auditorium.
1890 {. m.-Morning worship,
with rmo by the Rev. Mr.. Hockey,
field agent of the New Jersey Anti
Saloon League. The last word in
State and Nation prohibition and
law enforcement.
At ~ o'clock noon, regular session
of the Sabbath school. Last Sunday
was $44. Miss Viola Ernst's and
Mrs. Evener's classes were the ban
ner classes.
At 1880 p. ma popular service
Of song, and sermon by the pastor
from the text: And they fortified
Jerusalem Unto the Broad wall"
Notices
Wednesday evening the mid-week
fellowship service.
Thursday afternoon at 3 o'clock,
the monthly meeting of the Ladies'
Auxiliary.
Thursday the all-day meeting Of
the Anti-Saloon League at Trenton.
Those expecting to go should noti-
fly the pastor.
Next Sunday the services as usual.
METHODIST
FIRST DANISH M. E. CHURCH
Rev. C. j. Conrad, pastor. Sunday
morning service starts 1880 o'clock
and in the evening 7:45. At both
services Rev. P. M. Petersen, editor
of the Ev. Tidende, Chicago. will
preach. Sunday schools, in church
IL o'clock, and in the mission, New
lille and Cornell streets, 2:30 o'clock.
Epworth League meeting led by Oluf
Nielsen starts Z o'clock. A special in
vitation to young people is extended.
Monday evening 1880 sharp the sick
and benefit association of the church
will meet and at 8 O'Clock the
monthly official board meeting will
be held. Rev. Petersen will then
preach Tuesday, Wednesday, Thurs
day and Friday evenings at s o'clock.
The Thursday and Sunday evening
meetings are held in tie American
language. Special song and music.
A welcome awaits you.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19
RADIO RAGTIME
~ cow MEOW MEOW USE
M LEssvILLE.
N Hurry Aahen-
Hurry Ashes.


All right, Cinders. They must
be good tNnight.
They're like an open fire-sreat.
Wow, that's awful. You eould
get pinched for that.
Maybe. maybe.
Well here goes:
What Ii the best thing Ont9''
An aching tooth. |"
Righto.
Why il = spayin like = pre.
Jlstead saloon? 20
ITS dry joint z
Fine. Get this one:
Why do people put On the let
hoe last?''
That's easy. because when
they put on one the other il al
ways left
Alta baN. On your way.
On my way is right.
Bye-bye.
Farewell. Old Topper.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19
The Night Before PIedging.

Twas the night before pledging
and ali through the frat
Not a prepper was stirring. al
were snoring-G flat.
In pajamas and flannels, or
cool B. v. DIS.
They were making the night
hideous in various keys.
But on the first floor in the
managers room,
The brothers assembled in al
sorts of gloom;
A battle impeded. a fight to be
waged.
A real bloody scene was about to
be staged.
They started out gently. they
were slow to arouse,
And most of them there in their
chairs did browse,
But soon in the room there
arose such a clatter.
The neighbors wondered sleepily
what new was the matter.
He's a clown, he's q boob. ]
won't have him in,
Were some of the things one
could hear in the din.
What can he do? What can he
bring?
Were questions that through the
frat house did ring.
Now Tommy, now Sammy. now
Jerry and Pete,
The poor pestered prexy for
peace did entreat.
But he's prince. he's a track
man, he's a rare football
star.
And besides his dads rich and
he'll bring down a car.
Thus the boys struggled and
cussed and discussed,
And got sore and disgusted-
sure a terrible bust.
And nearly had fights and threat
ened best friends.
But as everything else, even this
sad show ends.
They ironed out troubles and
finished the work,
Made their pledge list and stop
ped with a jerk.
Dragged off to bed, glad to
finish the fight,
Each thinking the other mans
prepper fright.
Lemon Punch.
,,I,.l han. "a make nv
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

Frenchman--Ou, Ia. La! en-.
Joy re shoeball game. 50 much!
Wop-You make me laugh!
Ha, ha, hal
Frenchman-Make you laugh?
Porquoi?
Wop-You saya shoeball, ha, ha!
Shoeball-oui!
Wop-Sucha Ignorance! Not
notwithstanding!
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

HE latest tnlng on lHS AHaA
ket today in beverages Is
- Laughing Liquor"
It comes In demijOlrns and Is
called Ha! Ha!
one drink Of this stuff and
you,n even be able to laugh at
the stories your GIRLS father tells
you.
Nobody seems to know what
this Joy water IS manufactured
out Of, but it ticIles your ribs
from the inside.
The stuff is so powerful that 1t
win make . man smile around his
own home.
It win take the wrinkles off
your cheeks and leave grins in
their place.
one woman says she's going to
rive ii to her husband and try to
make . Laughing Hyena out Of an
ordinary critter.
shell hand him a glass of this
smile syrup and then tell him that
her mother is coming TO visit
them.
Hen take two drinks and laugh
himself sick.
Four glasses would be fatal.
TIA tickle him to death.
n he'd give his mOther-in-laW 2
drink shed have such . pleasant
look ON her face that he wOuldi't
believe It was she.
Al half pint of this giggle hquio
w,,ll make q. woman laugh at the
simplest little thing. One woman
looked at her son.in-law ana
laughed for an hour.
The SON laughed, too. In fact,
he was SO happy you'd have
thought his nlother-in-law was
leaving in stead Of just striving.
This IIa. Ha has o Thousand
smiles to the gallon and is guaran-
teed to make any rabbit laugh in
hunting dogs face.
And that's MI all. y could
make Harry Lauder grin while ne
paid his income tax.
The chemists are busy trying TO
make the stuff strong enough to
cause a landlord 10 smile when
you tell h;n you have got tn
rent.
But, Of cOurs III. mel
than you could expsst "A an.
liquOr.
We need a new KIND Of drin
IKE this because wi h b GOES
We buy today III boo 80 r. ar.
the only ones who can sl.ofd to
laugh.
tCopyright, 1923. by King Features
Syndicate, Incl
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

Now that the band over t. the
Corners has gone busted, they're
gettin' up plot to organize a or
chestra. Ought t sit Sam Spriggs
into it. He kin blow his own horn
louder n anybody / ever hear.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19
Grins and
GrOWls
BY Nat N. Dorfinan.

!" HE easiest way to beat the
high cost Of living 4 to
beat the grocer and butcher
into iraensibility.
Somebody said what this c0un-
try needs most i good scent
cigar. It could also use one 81
those good old-fashioned shines
for q nickel
The fellow who nuuandera laIr
money these days Is the one the
prohibition officers ought to In.
vestigate.
II you ask the old saahioned
farmer about 1t. agriculture Ii 4
science that has made two blades
Of weeds grow where one grew
before.
Any wife win trust her husband
with certain bachelor maid chums
Of hers. but the big question i.
can you trust the chums?
There are worse things than
Jazz music, but somehow We
can't seem to think Of one of
them.
In England the men wear
beavers on their chins. In Amer
lea the women wear 'em on their
backs. and yet they say We Eng
disappearing peoples have .
great deal in common.
A man down South took care
Of the baby while his wife fought
q duel with q man who insultsd
her Evidently the husband knew
her aim was much better than his. .
A man il judged BY the COM
pany he keeps. a woman by the
engagement rings she returns.
Most men are natural horn liars
and it's darn lucky they are OF
their married existences would be
unbearable.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

'I understand you have "A new
baby at your house, said an old
lady to little willy.
''Yes'Tn," replied little Willy.
But / thought your father
wanted girl instead of boy"
HE did, and I'm afraid I'll get
blamed for its being boy. as I
get blamed for everything else
that goes wrong.-Gargoyle.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

Most men are natural born liars
and it's darn lucky they are or
their married existences would be
unbearable.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

Julyet Jinks sees millionaire in
disguise in ev'ry tramp what goes
by here.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

why, Bob Smith! How dare
you pass me up on the street?''
"Oh. I beg pardon. Miily. You
have a new pair Of shoes and I
didn't recognize you."-Phoenix.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

only one hour to make my
train" said the young lady VINO
was about to be mArried.-Ocee.
pus,
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

A man IL judged BY the com
pany he keeps. a woman by the
engagement rings she returns.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

/ see a couple o. famous Poland
ers has fit a duel with pistols.
Nobody hurt. That's the way,
boys!
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

But. Of cOurs III. met
than you could expsSt u an.
liquor.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

We need a new kind Of drin
IKE this because wi h b GOES
We buy today III boo 80 r ar.
the only ones vino can si.Srd to
laugh.
Copyright. 1873. by King Features
syndicate, Incl
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

A man down South took care
Of the baby while his wife fought
q duel with man who insultsd
her. Evidently the husband knew
her aim was much better than his.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

The chemists are busy trying TO
make the stuff strong enough to
cause a landlord TO smile when
YOU tell h;n you have 1 got IN
rent.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

The stuff is so powerful that it
viii make man smile around his
own home.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

Hotel over t the Corners is
cert'n'y maxim great splurge
nowadays. Chore boy over there
has ben put into a blue suit with
forty buttons on it he don't need.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

1t comes IN dcmijOlTns and Is
called Ha! Ha!
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

The SON laughed. too. In fact,
he was SO happy you'd have
thought his mOther-in-law was
Ieaylng in stead Of just striving.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

ne win take the wrinkles of
your cheeks and leave grins in
their place.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

And that's Mi all. y could
make Harry Lauder grin while ne
paid his income tax.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

This Ha. Ha. has Q Thousand
smiles 10 the gallon and is giaran
iced to make any rabbit laugh in
hunting dogs face.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19
,'Medbury
Says
By John r. Medbury

~ HE latest thing on the mar
ket today in beverages is
Laughing Liquor"
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

A hair pint Of this giggle LIQUID
viii make woman laugh At the
simplest little thing. One woman
looked at her son-in-law and
laughed for an hcur.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

Nobody seems to know what
this 10y water IS manufactured
out q, but it ticAes your ribs
from the inside.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

one woman says she's going to
rive it to her husband and try to
make q Laughing Hyena out Of an
ordinary critter.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

Looks T. me like some o them
foreign nations could be took up
for printin' counterfeit money
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

one drink Of this stuff and
youm even be able to laugh at
the stories your girls father tells
you.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

III he'd give his mOther-in-laW
drink she'd have such . pleasant
Iook ON her face that he wOuldh't
believe it was she.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

Hen take two drinks and laugh
himself sick.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

There are worse things than
Jazz music. but somehow Ne
can't seem to think Of one of
them.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

Four glasses would be fatal.
TIA tickle him to death.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

Any wife win trust her husband
with certain bachelor maid chums
Of hers. but the big question il,
can you trust the chums?
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

She'll hand him a glass of this
smile syrup and then tell him that
her mother is coming TO visit
them.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19
EZRA OBSERVES

- oSH SPINKs has got a new
red neclStic. Mrs. Spinks
Q bought it. Looks like a fire
sale. Josh never did have no luck.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

" HE easiest way to beat the
high cost 81 living i to
beat the grocer and butcher
into insensibility.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

Eph Spriggins' daughter Ellie
wants T. be movie actress an
have her face slarpmed anto the
screen. So does fourteen more gals
down to the village.
The Washington times., 1923-03-19

II you ask the old fashioned
farmer about it, agriculture il !
science that has made two blades
Of weeds grow where one Grew
before.