The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1923-04-05

tHt Stdte commerce COMMISSION stSP
ped in and enjoined him from carry
out his plan. 1t was claimed that
10000 people along that road would
be affected by it's abandonment.
These people did not appreciate the
road until it ceased to operate.
"If every wife knew what every
window knows-every husband would
be insured" is the concluding line to
an advertisement of one of Americas
foremost life insurance companiesl
That fact is beyond dispute, but it's
rather mean of the concern to tip the
men off in this fashion of the con-
trolling powers Of the window over
any future spouse that may become
entang,ed in her matrimonial net.
And besides there are a whole lot of
wives who are acquainted with all a
self-respecting widow should know,
anyway.
Should that bill become universal
that is being introduced in the New
York legislature making it a misde-
meanor punishable by fine or i'm
prisonment or both to one making
false claims to being an actor we
opine that many show houses must
close their doors. curtains will not rise
from thousands of stages, while new
prisons galore need be erected to ac-
commodate the overflow Of violators.
In criticising congress for it's ac-
tion in reducing the strength of our
army, war lord holding a high po-
sition in military rank, stated: "The
United States army is status quo.
and that means h of a fix"
Unless this country can be dragged
into the European mess, guess this
lofty military man and many others
engaged in the business of war, will
find themselves in the same fix as
the army.
1t is perfectly natural for the
young fellow who is in love for the
first time to get the idea that he in
vented it, but little later on when
the cogs refuse to mesh firing
becomes more frequent and the gears
are stripped occasionally, he will be-
gin to realize that Adam and Eve sue
ceeded in placing staple article on
the market that possessed more i'm
perfections than the cheapest tin Liz
Zie ever manufactured. Some models
run smooth and true and improve with
| age, while others are continually
causing trouble right from the start
We heed not the many wrecks beside
the road and Just so long as the world
stands we will willingly walk up to
the counter, plank down the license
| vi kn tai
ney even though our inexperience dit,
ches the whole works at the first diff
ficult turn.
1t is said that the Sam Browne bel,
is to be added to the uniforms of mai
carriers. Suppose some army Officer
will object to this common use of ar.
my finery. The mail carriers will nc
doubt feel bad about it, too. They
are in the useful occupation of carry
ing mail, and they have enough II
carry without the added weight of 6
Sam Browne belt. What in Sam Hill
is it good for, anyhow?
A text book in physiology has beer
eliminated by the Alabama stat
board of education because it contain
ed the picture of still. No doub
the board had in mind the discardinf
of source of useless knowledge, o.
that the knowledge to be gained wa
too common.
A Michigan woman kissed her sec
ond husband goodby as she was tax
en- to prison to serve term of year
for poisoning her first. Bet that fel
low is glad he doesn't have to eat he
cooking again.
A high-powered car low-poweret
mentality at the wheel is one of tn
greatest dangers to be met on tn
average highway.
France has placed ban on mud
women in. Paris theatres. In givin,
instructions to carry out this orde
following a meeting of the cabinet on
of the ministers explained that hun
dreds of thousands of Americans ar
expected to visit Paris this summe
and such indecent scees will cast
bad reflection upon the French race
That's tough. What'd he suppose tn
Americans are coming over there t
see anyway? Besides it's going t
work hardship on the America
tourists if they are forced to put o
some more clothes when they reac
Paris to keep out of the clutches o
the Paris police. Paris can't shoe
America very much even if she leave
all her clothes in the closet.
MtCKIE SAYS