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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-22
You Live on a Wheel With a
Pneumatic Tire

Did Won ever notice how the big things for granted
and make great the little, frealsh thngs9
AEsn studied ECLIPsEs of the and moon LONG Be
FORE THEY BEGAN TO THINK ABOUT THE DAILY
RISING AND SETTING OF THE SUN.
They took for granted truths of the universe
and worried the little ecCenes Of natural phenomena
they had studied the suns apparent movements as they
studied ecpse they might have discovered much earlier
that THEY might have dared to outside
Gibraltars Straits 1.-THE Pillars Of Hercules with fear
Of falling edge and they might have discovered
America earlier and up phase Of life centuries
back
We have all arveled ingenious pneumatic tire which
upholds on bicycle else
automobile babeaing axle and the tire Of air makes
think scratch heads and say How wonderful is
mani
What about the big ball of earth you live on7
Did it ever occur you that the earth air tire
also turning round and round ito spiral spin through ever
lasting space with the ether for ball bearings?
How air pneumatic tire for the earth, do you as7
Il rs that absolutely And besides keeping alive, that
tire Of air and planet many millions Of bumps
that would make life here impossible
Have you any idea how many hundreds Of millions Of
neteors have struck the earth?
Do you know that are bombarded by meteors every
day tire Of flying automobile bombarded with peb
bles2 Do you know that the tail Of hit us and
gwiped at least once?
The meteors-yng missiles Of rock ron copper and other
unetas-va1y in from small pebblesized stone
projectiles the size Of q house.
Once in great while big through the with
out being entirely melted and hits.
Without pneumatic tire THE AIR. these would
smash down earh surface constantly slaughtering
wping nations certain times Of year when pass
through millions Of meteofs in journey around the
But the dangerous meteor flying with speed incredible
in contact with atmosphere AND IS MELTED In
spite Of the enuy Of atmospheric air. the friction such
great speed suices melt the proectes that lombard us
that they fall to the earth in harmless disintgrated
and do harm.
Constantly this dust Of disntegraed falls upon
the surface Of the EARTH every year raises the bottom Of
just muoh And last long enough it will I'LL up
the that like the Martan shall have to DIG
canals to hold the oceans waters and covering
the earth two miles deep all over and driving death
houseboat civilization
It is funny to think Of little adrt in
OF space We set little machines this great driving
wheel that carries u.s. We struggle with another have
comic fights for Newspaper supremacy political supremacy
financial supremacy We kill another in quarres to the
nature Of the Power that rules u.s. and loudly
we achieve some trivial little success.
There are microbes in the dusty air inside the tire Of big
automobile.
II could hear their talk they would seem to us az
we seem to the big spirits that look earth big air
tire to watch our struggles and listen to Boosting
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-22
Religious Zeal

~ ELLAIRE. Ohio - Running
out into the street, "Cooney"
~ Conroy knelt In the direct
path OF moving fire truck and
began praying. Jesse Dunaway,
driver, stopped the machine. 1t
required the strength OF five
men and Dunaway TO remove
Conroy to the city lookup, pend
ing lunacy inquest. Excessive
religious zeal lie believed to have
caused Conroy's mind to become
deranged.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-22
TTheater on Farm

q TORRS, Conn.-Among plans
of the Connecticut State
~ Agricultural College to keep
them down on the farm"
Little Theater" project for rural
communities iS to be put under
way by Prof J. A. Seeker.
son, head Of the college English
department, who believes Connect
cut should follow the path Of
Western and Southern States.
So the professor Is to tour Con.
necticut with his own college
players" and point the way. Then
ne intends to have every graduate
OF the college trained to lead play
ers In the community where the
graduate may settle after sradua-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-22
SALESMAN HARDING
BEGINS TO OPEN
SAMPLE CASES
BY HERBERT KAUFMAN.

nRESIDENT HARDING crosses the Ohio--and the Ru-
bicon.
Since the Republican party won unite IN ratlflca
ton Of his world court PLAN he mddemen, packs
his sample and wynilly sets forth to sell his views
direct to the consumer.
Psusing moentary in West Virginia he tells audiences
that there are parts of the United States of which he IS
practically uniformed. Mr. Harding may not collect an
cpated votes but he certainly return with OF the
knowledge Of which he so frankly acknowledges need
The country will deliver many unexpected opinions espe
corporations exploited and neglected veterans and for
eign commitments.
It's GOOD idea for the general superintendent OF
ona works obtain all facts possible at first hand The
lama always ignorant of the true conditions IN Tibet
Folk that do be9rt king, bear no i'll tdings
Information which reaches the White House is mainly
audited by partisanshp filtered by cajolery biased with
jealousy twisted by like Hour loses
The President will get truths in the whole grain
Let him chew on it.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-22
SAP AND SALT
BY Bert Moses

Why not hire Henry Ford to
tell us how to make wars at a
price we can afford to pay?
It would be a great help II
governments were run according
10 reason rather than according
to law.
Hez Heck says: About all the
sense you need is sense to know
when you have enough"
(CSpyright. Is23. Premier Syndicate. Inc,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-22
Joke Is Costly.

DES MONIES, Iowa.--A prac-
teal joke cost $1,251 in
~ damages awarded to Mrs.
Mae Griffin as settlement for her
claim for an injured spine. Mrs.
Griffin was hurt, when a joker
pulled a chair from under her just
as she was about to sit down.
She was working at the time in
the office of Successful Farming,
a magazine published here.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-22
Wilderness Volts Upon Noses.

MEANWHILE another potentate prepares to take trip
N Marcus Carney late provisional head OF dream re-
public and the one-veSse Black Star Line starts for
Atlanta and Salt river instead Of Africa
Federal court him to the pententiary for
fraudulent use Of the mails Yon wilderness must wait upon
its Moses five years minus goodbehavior deductions
-Four bootekgers lost 900 hush money collectively
fined and condemned spend five years each
where prohibition agents cant be brbed to deliver whskey
under SEAL
That's what Of engaging in dsrepuabe business
IL they had run bucket shop made away with 100000
worth Of investors money these might have gotten off
with possible thirteen months jail term.
you scil break the law, break it in Wall Street and
draw light stretch. -
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-22
Gems es% shast O.HENRY
TREASURE TRovE or HU1GoR FROM HIS
WILLING TO COMPROMISE


Incl
he walked to the bar this morning
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-22

I1lAS tuOLH4IlB anu 4OIBOI 10 tuIOW
it out. Will that do as well?"
ut will" said the man with
the red tie. reaching for the
glass, land I am also soliciting
aid for the Cuban patriots. II
you want to assist the cause OF
liberty and can't spare the cash,
If you could rustic up a glass
of beer with a fly in it, I
would"
''Trot out, now" said the bar.
tender. There's q church mem
Der looking in the back door,
and he won't come in till every.
body's out"
Ridiculous!
The following conundrurn was
left at the office yesterday by
a young man who, Immediately
fled:
why is the coming Sunday
like a very young baby?"
Answer: Because it's neck's
weak"
We do not see any reason
why this should be the case.
It Is impossible tor Sunday or
any other day In the week to
have neck. The thing is printed
merely to show what kind OF
stuff people send in to the paper.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-22
Art Has It's Day liz Court.

oHOULD Mrs. Charles Lind bringing suit for 100000
damages prove that the sculptor who modelled study
Of her head and shoulders unauthorized to add
undraped figure, publish . photograph IN Vogue : and
place the clearly recognizable public exhibition
that young folks ought to break somebody's head
Mrs Lind claims loss Of husband, health and home as
result Of these Any jury that finds for her i
apt to 20 the limit IN its award.
Louvre officials investigating charges that art dealers
have loaded museums with fakes here and abroad
evidence that many puatve medieval carvings partial
and outright frauds
De Motto Of New York and Paris accused Of dealing in
specous antiquities asserts authenticity for all objects
represented by him. and reminds purchasers Of his guar
antees.
All trades have their tricks.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-22
The "Free' Press Of France.

~ ELGIUM continues without cabinet Dissent RACES
x over Ruhr policies and compulsory Flemish for uni
versity students. Catholics and Liberals each want
their way
tons pae allegiance and proceeds to seize Rhine fac
tories which will be leased concessonares and employees
jailed if they don t stick to their tasks
Between bites at the apple of discord the premier,
journalist himself upon parsimonious publishers
points to their spy columns excoriates their reliance
Berlin and London agencies and insists that they obtain
cable at the source that the people may be prop
ery and promptly acquainted with outside happenings.
Paris understands the least of outside worlds It's papers
cheap vague insufficient Sheets long opinion and
exceedingly short on foreign affairs
Except in few editorial rooms anybody buy space
ad bitum for business propaganda seadvertisement
hardly knows what influences between and be-
hind the lines Her press freefor all with the price,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-22
There's Just One MussOLini.

THE American Red Cross offers workers and funds for
the relief Of Etna victims
- MussoIin with old Roman PRIDE answers that Italy
will provide for her own. This shoemakers plays
Caesar The strain of mperators shows in his
word deed Let him but take wise counsel and history
may yet devote many glorious page to his prowess:
Time however remembering Rienzi, still reserves judg
ment.
5000 100000 building strike ends in captulaton to brick
layers demands for flat SIP wage and twoyear agree
ment Emergency cant bubble.
Manhattan needs offices and homes and decides to
through the nose for them
For some while labor will rule the roost The United
States Employment Service figures shortage of 100000
workers Industry lacks 100000 unskiled helpers and
farmers ask for 800 900 additional hands.
Two years ago $4,000 persons seeking jobs Pros
pery may riding for FALL but it's certainly hitting the
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-22
Nature Goes on q Rampage.

~ EMIT CATERPILLARS invade Central Park, New
York and promise destroy its trees and shrubbery
new beetle appears in the South, eats its fill OF
green fruit follows with salad of leaves and selects chicken
for the next course.
seventeenyear ocuss earthquakes volcanic eruptions
Oregon delayed by migrating pests sudden armies
If ants seemingly from nowhere devouring at will In the
Northwest spruce bud devastating Quebec provinces
the gypsy threatening Eastern woods New England
with boil weevl all the way from Texas
tn Arizona Nature s plainly up to something.
How Biblical and later prophets would spout at the
Chance 80
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-01-09
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Bertha Riglcy. Ruth. Fay and Fern
Myers made a trip to Caldwell ON
Tuesday.
The young folks of the Mcneil
family. accepted an invitation 10 spend
New Years day with their aunt and
uncle of Eagle. They went up on
Saturday and remained until Monday
evening
Mr.. and Mrs. Hart were visited
during the Holiday by their daught-
err. Mrs. Brass and her children OF
Boise and their daughter from Wilder.
Orman Dustman recently had his
tonsils removed. He took only local
anacsthctic. and after returning home
he was quite i'll, but is now improved.
Mr.. Heaverin. the father OF MIR.
Heavcrin OF this district died on Sat
urday.
+. w. Myers went to the Gem Dis
Peet Jensen OF Caldwell visited at
trict, on Tuesday to help his brother
in-law move to Notus.
the home of John Jensen on Sunday.
Elmer Myers and Jesse Myers have
begun blowing.
The Canyon school opened on .he
End with a good attendance.
A. ID. Robertson began blowing on
New Years day. The Farmers were
quite busy on that day.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-01-09
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Mr.. and Mrs. Homer Dillon OF New
Plymouth and Mr. and Mrs. Ora Nell
son and son Merle were guests last
Tuesday at the Willard Ross home.
Mr.. and Mrs Alfred Burch and
children have been spending the holi-
days visiting Mrs. Burch's parents
at Payette.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Springer are
driving around in a new Ford these
days. Friday upon returning from
Caldwell in his car Mr. Springer pick
ed up Mr.. and Mrs. Jonsthan Wilson
OF Grenleaf who had an accident
and been badly bruised and took
them to their home.
Mr. and Mrs. Bryant and son MarclS
Bryant attended the funeral OF MIR.
Morgan in Caldwell Sunday.
Mrs. c. L. Kelsey is on the sick
list this week
Friday afternoon the Winners sun
day school club were entertained by
Miss Orene Ross. Nine were present
and the semi annual election Il Of
ficers. was held After the business
meeting games were played and de-
licious refreshments OF ice cream.
light and dark cake. and chocolate
and divinity fudge were served.
Mr.. and Mrs. Orlo Ballard OF Van
couver Washington. Mrs. George Oh
sen of Melba and Mrs. Kitchen Of
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-01-09
FEW FOLKS HAVE
GRAY HAIR NOW
Druggist Says Ladies' Are Using
Recipe of Sage Tea and
Sulphur

Hair that loses its color and lustre,
or when it fades. turns gray. dull and
lifeless, is caused by lack of sulphur
in the hair. Our grandmother made
up a mixture of Sage Tea and Sulphur
to keep her locks dark and beautiful,
and thousands of women and men who
value that even color, that beautiful
dark shade of hair which is so at
tractive, use only this old-time recipe.
Nowadays we get this famous mix
ture improved by the addition of other
ingredients by asking at any drug store
for bottle of "Wyeth's Sage and Sui
phur Compound" which darkens the
hair so naturally, so evenly, that no.
body can possibly tell it has been ap-
piled. You just dampen sponge or
soft brush with it and draw this
through your hair, taking one small
strand at time. By morning the gray
hair disappears; but what delights the
ladies with Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
Compound is that, besides beautifully
darkening the hair after a few applica-
tions, it also brings back the gloss and
lustre and gives it an appearance of
abundance.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-01-09

ARENA VALLEY


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School opened Tuesday morning
after 10 days vacation.
The Tom WEIGH family OF Big
Bend were dinner guest at the [. I.
Case home New Years.
Mrs. DIETRICH spent the holidays
at her home in Caldwell.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. c. Case entertained
Mr.. and Mrs. T. Blainy at dinner on
New Years Day.
Mrs. Walter Mattson gave card
party Wednesday night Progressive in
500 was played, Gottfred Johnson
holding high score.
Mrs. John Bauman entertained at
a New Years wake New Years eve.
Games were played and delicious re-
freshments were served at midnight
by the hostess.
Miss Berdella Griffith spent the hol
lidays at Silver City.
Mrs. Andrew Asp entertained with
a family dinner on New Years Eve.
Esther Johnson OF Parma spent
New Years with her parents Mr.. and
Mrs. Asp.
Waiter Mattson, John Bauman
and George Scirgert attended the
school directors meeting at Caldwell
Saturday and report very interest
George Surget and son captured
two thieves at an old house near
their home with a club as their only
weapon.
Chas and Bill Asp returned to
Smiths Ferry where they are work
ing
Nola Peterman and Bertel Mattson
returned Tuesday to the lntermoun
tain Institute at Weiser.
The Circle meets with Mrs. {. {.
Case Wed. Jan. instead OF Jan. 10
as reported.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-01-09

Caldwell were dinner guests Wedncs-
DAY at the w. f. Starr home.
Sunday afternoon the annual ciec-
ton OF Sunday school officers was
held The following wccre elected;
Supt.- Mr. l. b. Ranncy, assist
Supt-Mrs. Chas Whiitig. Librarian
FlosSie Harrington
Mr.. and Mrs. 4. NJ Moss and son
were dinner guests New years At the
Thomas Conway home in Caldwell.
Jay Ross accompanied the Charles
Howard family to Boise Friday oven-
ing to hear HanderS "Messieh'
Mr.. Chiffon Bryant spent a few
days the last OF the week as the guest
of Charles Oustrem at New
Plymouth.
Mrs Robert Harrington altered
prizes for the attendance OF her Rose
Bud Sunday school class. Audrey
Whittig received first prize which was
dainty box of stationery, and Harr-
let Talcott received second prize OF
box of colored pencils.
Mr.. and Mrs. Willard Ross enter
tanned at New Years dinner Mr.. and
Mrs. Ora Christy and sons Wayne
and Earl. and Mr.. and Mrs. Harold
Eidemiler and daughter Geraldine of
Fargo.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-01-09
"HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN"
Toast Proposed by Loyal Scot Worthy
Of Place Even In Scrapbook Of
Good Republican.

The following was ON the back OF
postal card recently received by a
Kansas Cityan from a friend In Brus-
sells. 1t evidently was composed dur
ing the life OF the late Queen Vic
toria:
Moo, Gentlemen, fill a your glesses,
for I'm about to bring forrIt The
Queen. (Applause.) Our Queen. gem
tlemen, is really wonderful woman,
II ! may say II. She's ane' o. the
gud aud sort. nae whIgmaleerles or
falderals ABBOTT her. but douce, dial
cent bodie. Respectable beyond a
doot. She's brocht up a grand family
o'weelfaur'd lads and lasses-her aud.
est son wad be a credit to ony mlther.
and they're a. weel married-a'e dauch-
ter is nae less than married to the
duke o. Argyle's son and heir (Cheers)
Gentlemen, yen maybe no believe II.
but ance saw the Queen. (Sensation.)
l did. II was when took my aud
broom coo to the Perth Show. l mind
O. her weel-slc colour sic hair sic
Interruptions. and cries OF Is II the
coo or the Queen that ye're propos-
in'D The Queen, gentlemen. l beg
your pardon. but was talkin' OF the
COO. However. ms to the Queen; some
body pointed her DOT TO me at the
Perth Station. And there she was.
smart and tidy-like; and says to
myself. Gin my aud woman at hame
alps ava. ye medina remain widow
aniiher hoor LANCER. (Chccrs.j Moo.
gentlemen. the whisky's gdde. the
NIGHTS lang. the weather's weet. and
the roads are saft and will harm nae
body that comes to grief. So an vi
ye: every gless 10 the bottom-'The
Queen r"--Ksnsas City Star.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-01-09
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School started up Tuesday after lis
Christmas holidays.
Mr. and Mrs. w. +. Cox and
children spent several days last week
with Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Manley
of Boise.
George w. Dilley came out from
Caldwell Friday and is looking after
business here.
Earl Emerson made business trip
to Nampa Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas Jordan and
children spent Saturday night and
Sunday with Mrs. Jordans mother
Mrs. w. +. Williams near Nampa.
Mr.. Will Hunter was quite sick the
first OF the week.
Mrs. O. Ii. Fell visited relatives in
Knowlton Heights Monday.
The Elders OF the Church OF The
Followers was called to the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. X. +. Bayless where
they petitioncd for the relief of the
small daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs. Bay
who was ILL.,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-01-09

Mrs. Omma Pershio who spent last
week at her sisters home, MIS-.
George Williams OF Sunny Slope, has
returned to her home here.
Word received from Eva llorlock-
err who is taking treatment in Boise
states that she is getting along nicely.
Mrs. Bessie Fitch of Payette and
Mrs. Rosca Harris OF Nampa are
spending a few days with their par
ents Mr.. and Mrs. William Harris.
There was watch night service
at the church Sunday evening. The
evening was divided into three periods
Three different speakers having
charge OF the different periods. Clay
ton Brown a Sunday School worker
OF Blackfoot Idaho had charge OF the
first pcroid. He spoke in behalf Of
the great need of the Sunday Schools
in the mountains.
Mrs. William Dcane, had charge OF
the second period, she gave a very
interesting missionary talk.
President Frank ID. Roberts then
spoke on the needs of the Greellcaf
Academy. much emphasis was laid
in the fact that we should pray much
for this institation. The last hour Of
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-01-09
ITEMS OF INTEREST FROM
SURROUNDING TERRITORY

the service was given over TO II 7yei
and the conservation OF people for thC
Masters work.
John fish was a Boise Visitor Fri
day of last week.
Misses Velma and Francis Stevens
of Caldwell attended the Watch night
Service.
Mr.. and Mrs. William brown OF
La Grande. Oregon AMI Mr. and Mrs.
Clayton Brown and two little daughi-
ers OF Blackfoot, spent a few days
the first of the week renewing old
acduaintances in Greenleaf.
Word received from Clifford Will
liams and Clarence Wood vino left
two weeks ago for Calf. that they had
sold their car and went the rest OF
the way on the train.
Miss Hulda Winslow who is at
tending school i: New5erg Ore, and
has been spending her vacticn here.
left Monday . take up her school
duties.
Conway Rinard spent a few days
last week visiting with his parents in
Boise.
VIII Winslow returned last We'd
nesday from Portland where he had
gone to attend some business.
Hazel Crew, Estel Hanson, Ralph
Antrim, and Lysle Williams returned
to Caldwell Monday to school
Charles Beals who spent his vaca-
ton with his sister Mrs. Clayton
Brown of Blackfood has returned to
Greenleaf.
Last Sunday morning, the Sunday
School committee gave their report
as to who the officer of the Sunday
School would be for the coming year
They are as follows :-Supt.. Ray
mond Haworth Asst Supt., Zenas
Perisho Secretary Glenn Rinard. Asst.
Secretary Arthur French. Treasurer c.
J. Antrim Asst Treasury EARL An
trim. Librarian, Marion Winslow
chorester, Clare Mendenhall Asst.
locker Superintendent of Cradle Roll
Lucy Armstrong. Supt., of Home
Dept, Della Cox.
Mr. and Mrs. Edward rozier have
moved to Caldwell for the rest OF the
winter. Their daughter, Miss Neia
will stay with her uncle ard aunt
Mr.. and Mrs. Verling \. Cox and at
tend school at the Academy.
The w. c. T: u. met with Mrs.
Lora Tucker, Thursday afternoon
Jan. 4.
Marion Winslow spent the week
end with friends a, Line. Oregon.
Monday afternoon while out plow-
ing, Floyde Fiveooat had the mis-
fortune to be kicked by a colt that he
was driving. One of The levers on TIE
plow touched the horse. making him
kick, kicking Mr.. Fivecoats just above
the shoe top, there were no bones
broken, but several stitches had to
be taken.
Charles Beals was guest OF the
!. ]. Jester home in Caldwell last
week.
Lester Harris OF Kuna arrived here
NJ onday to attend school. He will
make his home at Nerling Coxes.
Mr.. Coy of Caldwell called at the
home Sat. evening.
The Academy and the Public
school opened up again last Tuesday
morning after a weeks vacation.
Mrs. William Deane opened up a
hort course in the Bible Dept. of the
Acadcmy Tuesday. Lessons will be
,iven every Tuesday afternoon for
he next six weeks, Everyone Is vel
.omc to attend.