Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1923-04-19
FROBER--BAB
L;psticks and narcotics,
Powder and paint,
She looks like a beauty, but
Maybe she amt.

| MAYBE SIle sAn |.
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Guy says there has always been a
doubt as to whether clothes really
make the man, and this has been yery
much strengthened by the present GER
tanty that overalls do not make the
workman.
Never judge man by the silk UNI
brella he carries; says Earn. He may
have left an old cotton one in its place
HISTORICAL FACTS
] 1t was quite a relief for Eve to
change her clothes.
USE A STEP LADDER
Mabel-Jack, if a girl kissed YOU,
what would you do?
Jack-Kiss her back of course.
Mabel-Suppose she were tall
girl?
Besides selecting the sort of car he
would like to have, poor man derives
some satisfaction from an automobile
show seeing SO many machines that
he needn't dodge.
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A man may leave footprints in the
sands of Time, but Prof. saws thew
are pretty sure to be mussed I'D be-
ycnd recognition by those of the gang
that trails along behind him
st. Louis man is accused OF non
support. He took his wifes wash boil
er to play III jazz orchestra and now
she can't make living.
BROKE
Myself when young did eagerly fire.
quent
The dansants where blissful hours
were spent
learned to dance, perhaps, but ev-
eryone,
Came out by that same door, without
d cent
When one girl says of another: You
will have to admit that she is pretty.
She does it as a justification of her
sex.
Mr.. Coue says the Americans are
more susceptible TO suggestions than
Europeans. In other words, Coue
means, we are already ready to swal-
low anything and pay dear for it.
A writer in the University of Kan
sas claims the discovery of the super
ignorant coed She thinks Alma mater
means sweet mamma"
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Some day the Gideons, who see to
it that there is Bible in each hotel
guest room remarks Julian, are going
to fix it so that the man who makes
the hotel rates has one, too.
Abe observes that he is wise man
who ignores unasked for advce.
The cave man had some advantage
He never had to pay excess baggage
charges when he took his wife on a
trip that was to last for a week.
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All men are created equal and en-
titled to life, liberty and the pursuit
OF dollars and chickens
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KER FLOP!
A lass came tripping down the street
She looked, I'll say, oh, very neat,
But evidently was steep, her pace too
fleet;
She tripped, say-oh, what treat.
Ii has always been our suspicion
that the household that supports one
of those little 2ll-wooly dogs is short
on other kinds of towels.
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| We have yet to find a man who is
good at football and grammar at the
same time.
Charley says the strut of the turkey
gobbler isn't in it with that of the lead
ing citizen in the village.
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They say cat has nine lives, but a
frog croaks every night, CURLY remarks
| Martin.
In vain to comfort I'm incliped
In vain | seek to grin.
A load of coal is on my mind.
Instead of in the bin.
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SAVED
Mother-"Sam, you've been fighting
again You've lost four fornt teeth.
Sam (taking little package from
his pockeD-"No, amt mother, here
they are"
You can explode a theory and you
can nail lie, but you can't drown a
rumor, because it floats, thinks Doc
The reason there is so much lawless-
ress, Jesse has discovered, is because
there are so many laws.
Needed inventions-a telephone book
with wrong numbers to call when you
want the right ones
Carlysle says every argument has
two sides until we take one. The other
side disappears.
When girl accepts ride in an au-
to with stranger he is justified in
thinking just what you do.
One Fitzgerald Restaurant keeper
advertises meals like You Used to
get in the old home town." and wond-
ers why he doesn't do any business.
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