The Washington times., 1923-10-04
CHS REPAIRED
AND RESTO RED AS
YOUR WATCH
By HERBERT 4 .AIIJFl.Il

~ Al1k6BElEI KAUFMAN.
- uRGEoNs lately take people y pieces ~ casually j.
q r. matchmaker rebufds cIockwork Dr Hans
Finsterer comes from the University 81 Vienna ID
demonstrate the incredible lengths u which scalpeIs
may Be safely used.
at Buffalo he removes an entire stomach completely
renovates the diseased organ and sevs II back into place
agsthoat administering aussthe8a
Drugs injected directly into the nerve centers deaden
al pain Medical win applaud the skin o TIE opera-
tor, but the public will be inclined to regard tie patient
Is = real hero Of the epochaI event.
Would you have the courage to look calmly 81 While
knife plunged into your vitas? Yet not 50 Ona aro
king and alike were sliced and anputated 81
full consciousness When Ieg had 70 Be sawed off 81
internal grCwths cut out, the sufferer strapped
gagged and forced 70 endure agones beyond description
Those were tile good Old times that discomfort envie
II takes incidents like this to remind Is what privilege
it Is 70 live aoV not then.
Knife C the lgelC Fork State Cheese Box.
+ CCUSATIONs 81 General Greene that New York
u State expended from S. % 800 Der cent above
open market prices for barge canal materials sig-
Nifty however that we can't entixey crow over yeste
day. Politics continue q be infested with doubtful
practices
public works regime, which peIittea The pays
rnert 81 $500 for foot for drsdge
chains procurabIe At cents; and 1920 per length 1or
buoy chains sold by TIE manufacturer y 50 cents:
Taxes would come down If Officials responsible Ton
such lazity we're oftener sent up
Pork raids mainly prevent economical administration
hereaboTts. Party workers must live.
Not Worth the Distinction.
psHE million dollar personal estate 81 francis
looked 81 town assessors for five years prior
81 his death. Dispatches state that effort IS being
Is asesftsin how Psabody secured immunity
Manhattan citizens whose holdings have Just been
Issppralssd e sszodd pllon. don't note snE sush
pers Protests rend the air, and The angriest voice
heard 4 that of En Joseph, who doesn't consider the
1eller's worth the penalty a b
Evidently tie business ism a IT, cracked u
which We We spent millions are knocked down junk
merchants et Z penny on the dollar
How many bpngles ars piled upon tly ahouderal
CObrus and Other VeYNltl
F1UREIA RS more likely naniacs ~ the Bronx zoo,
attempt q stssl IS collection 81 hooded cobTas
sion raises aoose.flesh
cobras, tie other hand, mieh pOint g danger
California, whose wife secured 100000 from auto
mobile and life insurance companies evidence Of
charred bones and destroyed
Detectives suspecting COLLISION trace their man to
Eureka, where he admits having employed an unknown
aborer whom Re shot and burned route to rs ranch
tines Kels may congratulate himself that Justice VIII
De mon Z
parison with Wolf Lamar enemy tool, sewer rst Ct
Maaesn dPd 5srsy IL q s
authorities He too may thank lucky stars that civiz
ton no longer permits The exremities once allowed
Read Newgate Chronicles and appreciate socistys
genter spirit since Dickens and fellow refOrmers
softened the rigors Of criminal law.
Not the Only sOL0tiOnists.
TT will be no fault of Colonial Preuners Il fast chill
ing ardor for the League Of Nations isn't thoroughly
= extinguished.
Massey Of New Zealand, and King, Of Canada re-
necting home opinion advise Mother Britain to quit
gadding about the neighborhood and pay needed
attention to her neglected family.
Dominion and Antipodes begin to endorse our own
views surrenderng sovereignty to association
of Abyssnians Persans Liberians, Portuguese, Aban
ans, hakese and continental banhrupts
Observe how the Utopian sodality formed to END
diplomatic intrigue and international menace, acts
when put to test.
Versailles diplomacy its logical course III Ger
many Five years after armistice the allies futi claot
for reparations threatens further to shrink
already half deprecated through French mudding
Stresenanns cabinet deserts hni-and heaven excIn-
sively senses what tomorrow shall bring.
Washington wisely attends to the frying Of domestic
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