Gunnison news-champion., 1923-04-27

I came n tho aid Of THAR rns,rfry
Those WIZ are not b,hi,naIjS yooa
Gf ,hs,. he sn.h, shonid ;,,,msJ;o,ejy
nnI;sh nm ,hs;r ,,;sr,s;,;ons ard gc,
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n a. ,,o,,,a, A. -, x,. 30 Ga.
v,n w. ,,s sre aT o p pUi eAp pc,,h ~
I, likely that Won vii, I'e c,,,ed mnon 10
On 10 tho Orient or ever ;ny;,oJ 10 90
70 Deryer 10 hsIn coverrnr Saes, A..
eide an Tn;ted St.,ss senator
The declaration ;nclndes none If
these ,h;nvs
Ru, notice IL ber.hv s.r,,.d thu,
TT is HOIJSECu EANINC TIME
The situation Tins nrssert.d MEANS
TINT ali male menh.r. ~ ths ho,,se.
hold ,re evrect.d ~, IL th.;r h;t .ra
carrv IN fa;fh fnIIv in wh,tso.ver cana
r;tv The female u,eu,b.rx N tho h"nsc-
| hold shall dictate
This Is The orc time ~ the vear
when II il the inherited nr;v;levc of
the women folks to tale fulj masses
| sion ~ the household macb;nerv with
| their rights EXTENDING IN the ward
limits and they may even ri0htfullv
include certain portions Of the harm
ward.
Men are prone To take this period of
the wears work as a Joke. Some re-
fuse absolutely to treat il with proper
respect. We presume Il is becans..
Uncle Sam has for ages refused to
recognize housekeeping as profession
/ and insists that all his census takers
class all women workers in the home
"ungainfully employed" or mo occu-
| patton"
Yet Uncle has deemed the work I'M
portant enough to hire a colony of en-
perts in household efficiency to out
line the easiest methods for eradicat-
ing dirt from the corners, the side
walls, the ceilings, and the floors of
/ the place called home. He has named
the book "housecleaning."
OF course the housewives gratefully
appreciate Uncle Sans efforts in their
behalf, but they appreciate even more,
in fact the priced possession is priced
far above rubies, and that is a high
| ~ polished disposition on the part O.
| the men folks. II is to be preferred
to any unusual display of muscular
energy that might be exercised in
polishing up the door knob of the big
front door.
Years of experience have taught the
women that the disposition of the
men means everything at the time of
such a household crisis as bouseciean-
| ing time.
Not all men realize their duty al such
a neriod of The wears work some
have been known 10 ignore il altogetb.
err. In order to save the home from
complete DISRUPTION Mt this crucial
time. we have been asked IN give /,
few hints as IN the nroner conduct of
the male of the snac;es when be
0Iimnses the women NJ b;s household
salIyin0 forth armed With nails mons
brooms oils varnishes na;nt, md
boxes of srour;ng nowders
First Of ali the men should have
their disnositions at al, times u"der
nerfect control Al, s;de.stann;n.,
shyinp at strange objects. unusnal es,
CARNATIONS. loud taking and halk;pv
should he discont;rued and r,,nn;ns
away should he def;nite,v ei;n,;nata,,
| The facial features 10 he nresent .hle
and inspire Others In do thcir wort
should be wreathed in hapnv smiles
II Il is necesarv tn eat = few meals
of Of the nantrv shelf r.. a. t ie~ . meals
Of the kitchen ranoe or Gwen o' ont o, on
the yennda stens the s;tu.t;on ia
I, worthy Of : nra;se serv;c. md tho
prospects Of = dirtless fntnre shonIJ
be brayely faced. If the men perform
their duty at such times humbIv and
graciously. thew will NOT only .adiate
Rappines. but will store I'M enongh
to carry them optimisticaliv thn, a
crop failure.
When night falls DER the Mace #
behooves the men 10 be constantly
| alert lest. they trim and fall. The he'd
may be in its accustomed place. or It
may be in the middle of the floor. or.
i II NAV not he nj ali Perhans onl, th.,
mattress will be visible he frame
work, known as the head. foot and side
pieces may be stationed out in the
back ward or in the garage In enable