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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-02-19

La prensa del Sur pubiica unas ma
nifestaciones hechas por el Jefe del
Partido Republican,, sr Tous Soto, en-
relacion con e. receso legislative; par
te de las cuales insertamos continue
ci6n, por creerlas de riguTosa actuali-
dad:
'En mi opinion, no esta justifcalo
ell receso de la legislature Ell m slno
dia de abrir sus sesiones. La razon ex-
puesta en- La resolution de la la mayo
Tia de que los 40 dias que concede la
ley organica, partir del comienzo de
las sesiones, para presentar proyectos
de ley, es verdader amente pueril. Tai
periodic no ha de prorrogarse por vir-
tud del receso. Tendremos, 81, un mes
mas para preparar tales proyectos, pc
70 no estando ell Senado en- session, no
es probable que Sc empleen esos treinta
dias en- la preparation de proyectos i'm
portantes, que por regla general, obe-
decen al estudio que hacen los difec EN-
tes Departamentos Executives de las
raterias correspondientes sus activi-
GadeS. Las comisiones permanentes no
trabajaran dnrante estos 80 dias
Los Legislatures de Ia Isia, retorna-
ran sus hogares. Este periodo de IN
mes Sc perdera lastimosamente. Mas
atn, las comisiones permanentes NO
PUEDEN reunirse mientras la legisla-
tura no este en- session. Por otra parte,
de aceptarse como buena, la raz6n de
que no estamos preparados para pre-
sentar proyectos de ley despu6s de dos
amos de permanecer inactiva la legis-
latUra, cuando ha estado funcionando
constantemente una comisi6n coniunta
de ambas camaras o sea la Comisi6n
Econolnica, precisamente creada pa~a
el fin de presentar un informe a la ls.
g.slatura en- todo 10 atafente a finan.
zas, es una declaration de incapacidad,
cue puede ser aprovechada por nues-
tros detractores para proclamar una
Vez mas que el Gobierno propio es i'm
possible bajo el Tr6pico de Cancer. Ma
da mas lesos de Ia verdad: : pero nos
otros, prolongacion en- la zona t6rrida
de la TERRA de Iibertad, debemos de-
l mostrar al Pueblo Americana al nun
do que las instituciones democraticas
arraigan en- nuestra patria y que pode-
mos y sabemos ejercer los deberes y
poderes de una democracia
Que existe en- la legislature el poder,
la facultad para tomar I'm reteso. es
innegab,e. Asi 10 ha declarado nuestra
Corte Suprema; pero de esta facultad
de caracter extraordinario, que no esta
de modo expreso consignada en- la car
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-02-19
Manifestaciones del Jefe Re
publicano, o,yacerca de- receso
de Ia Legislature
El Sr Tous Soto afirna cue los 30 dfas de es
tempo perddo, pues las dstintas comisiOnes
no podr5n trabaiar

cue la legislature, por haber clausura-
do sus ses;ones lie habia imped1do de-
volver tales leyes con su veto, en- e1
reriodo Constitutional de 80 dias. Esto
es 10 que Sc llama en- el ARGOT parla-
mentario VETO DE BOLSILLo poe
ket veto. Ell Executive no veda en- ter
minos positivos, no expone razones con
ira la ley, no da a la legislature la
opcrtunidad de pasar sobre Ell veto
Override the veto) por las dos terceras
partes de los votos de cada camara, no
da OCCASION a que despues de sucedido
este, ell pleito entire Ell Executive y el
legislative Sc someta la decision del
Presidente de los Estados Unidos. Ev1-
Gentemente este procedimiento es un
abuse un escarnio. Contra este abu!
so era legitimo opener ell arma de- re-
ceso. En- receso la legislature, carecia
de pretexto el Gobernador para el veto
dc bolsiIlo. Faltaba la base, porque la
legislature seguia en- session. Esta solo
Sc encontraba suspendida temperament
te, pero no LEvANTADA defnitiva-
mente. En- las presentes circunstancias,
ningtin abuse de poder de parte del eje-
cutivo justifca ell uso del recurso legis-
lativo de que nos ocupamos. Es possible
cue ell Congreso no actle en- el sentido
&c restringir la ley organica, de modo
Immediate, en- razon a los problemas
apremiantes que reclaman la atencion
de- cjecutivo legislative nacionales
en- el periodo que resta al Congreso ac-
tual de vida legal, hasta Ell de MARIO,
en- que terminan sus sesiones. Despuas,
hasta ell de diciembre, no Sc reunira
el Congreso en- session. entonces en-
tiara en- funciones el nuevamente cleo
to en- noviembre, en- ell que Ia mayoria
Repubhcana es muy exigua.
acknowledgements ell prop6sito de la
mayoria Unionista ha sido: primero,
Eacer I'm desaire al Gobernador, REHU
SANDO TALLAR CON Ell; segundo,
cvitar que surja Ell conficto entire el
ejecutivo y el legislative (por rzaon
&c los nombramientaos hechos durante
el receso legislative que aquel de-
be enviar al senado), en- momentoz
en- que este reunido ell Congreso de los
Estados Unidos en- disposition de ac
tuar restringiendo los poderes delega-
dos por dicho Congreso de que hayamos
abusado los portorriquefios La mani
cbra es habil, pero Ia experiencia tiene
demostrado (recuerdese Ia no aproba-
cion del presupuesto en- tempo de Taft)
que no Sc puede jugar con ell Tio Sam
que es peligroso para los sobrinos
tratar de subirsele al ito la CHIvA.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-02-19

ia organica, de la cual carecen mu-
cilos estados, no puede, no debe abu-
sarse FL abuse de un poder que el Con-
greso ha delegado en- nosotros, en- ell
Pueblo de Puerto Rico constituido CO.
mo Poder legislative, puede traer, 10
gica y fatalmente, Ia revocation de tai
poder, su hnlitaci6n restriction; /;
tanto mas cuanto que ell poder de una
legisiatur2 para permanecer indefini-
damente en- session suspender esta de
tempo en- tempo, no es inherente las
democracias de America, la forma re-
pub.icana de las comunidades midas
O eStados.
Cuando la legislature, por vez pri-
n.era, hizo uso de esta facultad bajo
el regimen del Yagerismo en- su prime
IA etapa, este es, de paternalismo dog
matico y benevolencia compasiva ha-
cia ell Boricua, estuvimos plenamente
jrstifcados. Ell Gobernador,, a, instzu-
rarse el regimen de gobierno propio de
la ley Jones, quiso ABUSAR de sus
facultades ejecutivas, absteni6ndose de
devolver a la legislature ciertas leyes,
1auy importantes para el Pals, que no
cram de su agrado, con e. pretexto de
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-02-19
UN HERMoso DIsCURso
Continuation de la rag. 81

to, Numancia, Granada, Trafalgar v
tantos y tantos nombres que uenan las
paginas de su historic para que Sc sien-
tan orgullosos de pertenecer a una ra-
"a cuyos Representatives llenaron ell
mundo con SUI fama cubrieron la
historic con sus hechos gIoriosos. CO.
mo nos sentiinos nosotros los que CO.
nocemos tales hechos, vos Sr. de la
Haba que ostentais la alta representa-
cion de Ilalo de los directories de La Ca
sa de Espana, trasElitid 6sta mi ofre-
cimiento de desempenar gratuitamente.
81 no sc enccntrara otro con mas eff
ciencia que quisiera hacerlo dicha ca
tedra, que ha de prestar I'm gran ser
vicio a Puertorriquenos, Espaiioles y
Americanos en- Puerto Rico porque
cuanto mas orgullosos estemos nosotros
los portorriquefios de nuestra progenie,
mas leales seremos a Ia nueva bande-
ra y a la nueva domination en- Puer-
to Rico, al tener nocion mas exacta de
la nobleza hidalglua de nuestros an
tepasados.
Y ante vos, por ultimo sr. Rivero
cumple el deber que me ha confado
la junta organizadora de este banque-
te de ofreceros este hermosisimo bou-
quet de rosas, que os presento, para
que 10 ofrezcais en- nombre de vues-
tros amigos a la santa mujer cuyas
virtudes nos completeness en- reconocer
que ha sido tan importante celebrado-
ra en- vuestra obra, ademas de ser en-
la realization de la misma que Ell des-
tino providencial os encomendara, pues
no Sc nueve una hoia sin la voluntad
del Eterno, ia musa inspiradora del
bellisimo poema cuyas alabanzas he.
mos entonado cuyas bellezas hemos
cantado, vuestros amigos en- esta fiesta.
He dicho.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-02-19
EN- LOS DoMINIos DEL CINE
Continuation de Ia pag. 81

cual James Cruze tuvo que desviar pa
IA producer una caida de aqua. En- las
crillas del arroyo en- ell centro de
IN desfladero, ocurre la emboscada de
los indios y la heroica defensa de los
colonos. Para ofrecer una puerta ma
tural de escape a los colonos, ell direc-
tor Cruze tuvo que abrir, por medic de
Ia dinamita, una abertura en- uno de
Los lados del desfladero.
En- una palabra, ell director James
cruze ha hecho 10 possible para repro
ducir con toda idelidad en- la pantal,a
cinematografca les incidentes mas cul-
rcinantes de la novela de Emerson
Hough, la cual en- los Estados Unidos
SO ha vendido por centenares de MI
les de ejemp,ares.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-02-19
iNUNCIO DE- SUBASTA
GoBIERNo MUNICIPAL DE
NAGUABO
rehrero 12. 1873.

Febrero 12, 1928.
Proposiciones en- pliegos cerrados pa
ra la adjudication en- publica subasta
de las obras de construction de un edi-
flcio de hormigon armada para Casa
Consistorial en- Naguabo, P. R., cuyo
presupuesto aprobado asciende a la SUI
ma de vEINTICUATRo MIL QUI-
NIENTos vEINTIDoS CON 9Sl10o
1924, ,522. .93) Sc adInitiran en- esta Of
Gina hasta las 200 P. M. del dfa "a
6e Febrero de 1925 en- que Sc abriran
plblicamente.
Todos los datos necesarios Sc daran
en- la Ofcina de- Comisionado Munici-
pal de Servicio P1blico de Eaguabo,
Gonde Sc encuentran de manifesto los
documentos que han de regir en- Ell con.
trato, podran los hcitadores recoger
los pianos modelos de proposiciones
cue han de presentar, mediante un de-
p6sitc de DIEZ DoLARES (S10.o0l
que seran reembolsados al ser devueltos
dichos documentos en- ell plazo de vein
te (20) dias despues de efectuada Ia
subasta,
La administrator Sc ressrva el de-
recho de rechazar cualquiera o todas
las proposiciones, ell de adjudicar ell
contrato bajo otras consideraciones que
las de precio solamente.
Ramon A. RIOS
Comisionado Municipal de
Servicio Pub,ico. Advt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-02-19
ANUNClU DE SUBASTA
GoBIERNo DE PUERTO RICO
DEPARTAMENTo DEL INTERIOR
NEcoc1ADo DE oBRAs PUBL1CAs

San Juan P. R., Enero "a, 1928.
Repositories en- pliegos cerrados pa
ra la adjudication en- pIblica subasta
dc las obras de construction de ocho
co Kilometres de csrretera y un puen
te sobre ell Rio Indio, en- la carretera
que empalma IA carretera No. vega
Baja con Ia carretera Corozal- Morovis
cuyo presupuesto aprobado asciende a
cincuenta mil cuatro dolares treinta
centavos 5o,oO4.3O), Sc admitiran en-
esta .oficina hasta las 2 P. M. del dia
10 de febrero de 1928, en- que Sc abri.
ran plblicamente.
Todos ,os datos necesarios Sc daran
en- osta ofcina donde Sc encuontran de
manifesto los documentos que han de
reg.r en- ell contrato, y podran recoger
los licitadores los pianos y modelos de
proposiciones que han de presentar, me
dante TN der0sito de diez d6lares
(S10) en- meta.ico en- cheque certif-
cado que seran reembolsados al ser de
vueItos dichos documentos en- el plazo
de veinte dias (2O) despues de efec
tuada Ia subasta.
Sc llama especia:mento la atenci5n
CO los hcisadores hacia ell hecho de
que sera rechazada toda proposition
cuyos precics unitarios no hayan 5ido
escritos en- letras numeros.
No Sc remitiran pianos correspon
dientes este cOntrato despu5s del dia
q de febrero, 1923.
La administration Sc reserva ell de-
recho de rechasar cualquiera todas
las proposiciones adjndicar ell con
trato bajo otras consideraciones que
las del precio soiar1ente.
3, JOHN A. WILSON,
Comisionado. Advt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-02-19
JOHN A. WILSON,

Comisionado. Advt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-02-19
LAS DISCUsIONEs PARA Ell SUR
sIDIo DE LA MARINA MERCANTx

WAsHINDoN, febtero 1s.-se es-
pera que esta semana concluyan defni-
tivamente las discusiones relacionadas
con ell proyecto de subsidio la mari
na mercahte de Estados Unidos.
Los senadores Dem6cratas han lie
vado cabo anoche una reunion para
acordar las medidas de filibusterismo
que pondran Ell practica a fin de derro-
tar dicho proyecto.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-02-19

El Sr. John E, Craig, -presideE-
.te de la New York & Porto Rico
Steamship Co., quien Sc encuentra ac-
tualmente en- San Juan. ha recibido
cable de su oficina en- New York in
formandole que Sc han solicitado pro-
posiciones por Theodore E. 7'erris
s.quitecto naval, para la pr6xima cons
trucci6n de IN nuevo brque para pasa
jeros Y carga para la New York. u
Porto Rico Line
FL nuevo buque que Sc destinara al
servicto entire New York y Porto Rico,
sera algo mayor que ell vapor 'SAN,
ToPENzo'', el cual fu6 equipado con
excelente servicio en- Ell transporte de
refrigeradoras, las cuales han dado
frrta. vegetables y carga susceptible de
danarse.
FL Sr. Ferris informa que ell nue.
yo buque dasarro1lara una ve'ocidad
de 1914 nudos y tendra camarotes pa
ra $50 pasajeros de primera clase y
go pasajeros de segunda clase.
Tambi6n tendra compartimientos re-
frigerados, los cuales seran disenados
especiaImerte para Ell transporte de
frutas.
Ccnsumira aceite como combustible
su disefo Y construction sera uno de
los mejores buques 'bajo la bandera
americana en- ell servicio de las Anti
las.
La fecha para resolver las PROPOSE
clones para su construction no ha ST.
do seiialada e acknowledgements Sc reci-
biran ofertas para su construction de
todos los astilleros en- la costa ATTAIN
tico
La construction de este buque ha
sido objetc de estudio durante algfn
tempo y Ia realization de este proyec-
to sin duda significa grandes venta-
jas para los embarcadores de frusa,
asi como para Ell publico en- general
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-02-19

Opiniones de la Prensa Americana
sobre la maravillosa production "BA-
30 DOS BANDERAS''
lei "MoTIoN PICTURES NEWS
"Un derroche incompatible de -ac-
ci6n y fotografia. Un briEante espec-
taculo .desde el principle hasta Ell fin
Advt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-02-19
Sc VA Ell GOBEENADOR
DE JERUSALEM

NUEvA YORK, febfero 18.-El go
te1nador civil de Jerusalem, Sir Ronald
Storrs, Sc pTopone embarcar para In
glaterra bordo del vapor 'Berenga-
1la ~ la proxima semana.
El senor stor~s ha expresado 3u
conp,acencia por las atenciones de que
ha sido objeto aqui.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-02-19
THYssEN .HA CONFERENCE.-THE
CON CUNO

BERLIN, febrero 18.-EI magnate
Fritz Thyssen ha llevado a cabo una
conferencia con Ell conciller Cuno.
Sc ignoran los asuntcs tratados Ell
dicha entrevista.
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16
LET US HAVE ROAD BUILDING PROGRAM

The impression prevails that when snow pre-
vents travel over the National Old Trails road,
the roads of southern Arizona are open, which
would give that part of the country an all-the-
year route This is far from being true When
snow blocks the roads of the north the same
thing occurs in the south, the continental divide
being high and subject to snowfall from the far
north to far into Mexico. At the same time,
whenever motorists can use the roads from the
east into the state there is little doubt that the
roads of the state are also passable. We are not
out to knock the roads of the south, we are SIM
ply stating a condition. The same thing is true
of the roads in California While motorists re-
main in the valleys they may be free from snow,
but once let them rise about 5000 feet and they
are blocked by snow. Last winter the route
over the TETON pass was blocked by snow for
several weeks, and the Ridge Route to the north
was dangerous for fully two months.
With good roads across Arizona danger OF
snow blockade is. slight, as these roads may be
cleared readily, snowfalls being light. Southern
Arizona needs cross country road just as much
as does the north, and the state needs a we'll
built, well-maintained road connecting the two
highways. All main trunk lines should be built
and maintained by the state the counties build
ing and caring for the local roads. To carry out
this work the legislature should provide means
that will meet federal aid, creating a big build
ing and maintenance fund. Arizona needs every
road that it is possible to build, and the construc
tion of the trunk lines will make the building of
better local roads possible
With terminals at Yuma and Topock the state
will be well provided with outlets to the west, and
there are number of outlets to the east, so that
the motorists may satisfy his curiosity in trav
cling any of the routes. OF course, it is we'll
known fact that the National Old Trails has the
scenic route of the state, close to the Grand Can
yon, Montezuma's Well and Castle, the Cliff
Dwellings,, Petrified Forest, Painted Desert, the
Lava Fields, Canyon du Chiefly, Mesa Verde and
other natural wonders. The route also brings
the traveller along the Santa Fe, where every
night may be spent at a commodious hotel and
good eating places, and where repairs may be
had and supplies obtained. 1t is for the same
reason that highway across the state, follow
ing the main line of the Southern Pacific or the
E. P. & s. w. railroads, should be built IN the
south, with its outlet at Yuma. If visiting mo-
torists wish to visit the towns in the interior of
the state, the north and south road will land
them at any point they wish. In this way the
ramifications of the trunk lines will be felt all
over the state and wide benefit will accrue.
Therefore, we would like to have the legislature
make provision for the state highway depart
ment so that it may be kept actively in the field
during the next several years, or until we have
the roads that are necessary to the upbuilding of
our commonwealth County Miner.
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16
CAvILLING CRITICISM

When the editor of the New York Journal of
Commerce is not scolding the Harding admins
tration, he is damning it with faint praise. Hold
ing his job as an official on the Federal Reserve
board, the seemliness of such procedure is in
question Belitting what has been accomplish
ed under the budget, and to offset President
Harding's statement that the budget system may
be hailed as great accomplishment, he declares
that the balancing of the budget is not SO great
a cause of congratulation as some at first sight
may believe because Great Britain has unexpect-
edly paid us s$100000,00o on her debt to the
United States; that very large collections of back
taxes have been made, and that the receipts from
the tariff have been unusually great. 1t is to be
wondered if Great Britain would have made this
payment had the democratic party continued in
power, as the editor of the Journal desired
Would the democratic party have collected those
back taxes and thereby admitted its mistake in
not collecting them in the first place? Certainly
the democratic tariff would not have yielded the
unusual receipts which were realized during the
closing months of 1922 from the Fordney-Mc-
Cumber tariff law. Naturally no budget system
could be successful if the party in power did not
work to make it so, or if it's policies were in op-
position to those of the budget administrators
The cavilling of the Journal of Commerce editor
comes with poor grace.
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16
DEMOS ARE BAD SPORTS

About the most amusing line of political
thought advanced by some democratic writer's
doing the legislature, is the complaint that the
lone republican in the senate and the six repub-
licans in the house are holding the balance Of
power and preventing the overwhelming demo-
cratic majority from living up to the democratic
state platform. and the progressive ideas" pro-
nulgated by Governor Hunt in his message to
them.
1t is the old time admission that the demo-
cratic party is incompetent and never certain
what is going to happen when gathered together.
1t is pitiful to contemplate this overwhelming
democratic majority being apologized for by its
party papers as shivering with mental fright be-
fore the mere handful of republicans. The pain
full attempts of some democratic papers to blame
democratic inactivity and vague groupings in the
dark to a few republicans does not show good
craftsmanship. -
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16
HoLBRooK TRIBUNE BUYS THE NEWS

The Holbrook News was sold last week by Mrs.
Claire H. Jordan to Bryan Brothers of the Hol-
brook Tribune, and will be merged into the Trib-
une Editor Claire showed exceptionally good
ability in the conduct of The News and equally
as good business ability in permitting the con-
solidation with The Tribune 1t has been long a
mystery how two papers of such merit could pos
sby find the field large enough in a town the
size of Holbrook to exist. The Tribune is one of
the classiest weekly newspapers in the state,
both in make up and matter and with the added
patronage brought about by the consolidation
can much better serve the whole people of that
section. Too many newspapers in a limited field
is equally as bad as too many telephone COM
panies trying to do business in town. One is
enough if it serves well, more is but added ex-
pense without any gain. Bryan Brothers have
amply demonstrated their ability to serve Hol-
brook well in the newspaper field
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16
TOO BAD WILD BILLS HEAD WAS HURT

It's really too bad nice young fellow like Wild
Bill Stuart, editor of the Prescott Courier, was
hit on the head with neck yoke when young
and one of the mules stepped ON the place where
his bump of veracity used to be- Not being a
democrat at that time, 1917, Wild Bill didn't
know that the editor of The Sun as draft officer
did receive the magnificent sum of SIS per
month from the federal government as disburs-
ing officer and agent in Arizona, but nothing
from the state of Arizona for doing the work of
an adjutant general who kindly consented to
draw all the pay for year of idleness, when Gov.
Hunt was placed in office by decision of the
supreme court Wild Bill doesn't know either
that our resignation was in the hands of the gov
ernor when he came into office with an urgent
request that it be accepted Immediately. It's
wen for even short time with SO few facts to
90 on.
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16

When an ostrich covers his head he thinks he
is completely hidden. The legislators who killed
the Colorado river pact by reservations and
amendments seem to have the same idea.
Feeling that approval would bring too much
credit to the past republican administration, and,
fearing the displeasure of the whole people of
Arizona if they came out in the open and killed
the pact, they resorted to reservation and de-
mands" on the government. Their action re-
suited in killing the pact after it had been rat
flied by the other states. That's all the people
care to know. The smoke screen" puffed up
has fooled no one. From some of the arguments
one could easily be led to believe Arizona was a
foreign country making treaty with the United
States.
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16
TERRIBLE THREAT

Playwright August Thomas was
talking about the dear dead days
"Buskin, the great comedian" was al
ways getting married and divorced
and divorced again in those days. |
attended the supper that followed his
union with Mrs. Seek. At this supper
a tragedian drank too much cham
pagne and INDUCED in profane lang
uage.
"Buskin, of course, was shocked and
angry. He shouted down the table at
the tragedian:
"Look here, you, keep decent
tongue in your head, or / shan't in
vite you to any more of my we'd
dings.''' 5s
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16
NEUTRAL

Ex-Governor Miller, at an Albany
reception, was discussing the divorce
evil.
at isn't only in the effete east, he
said, "that love dies. / once heard a
mountaineer's wife describe thrilling
hand-to-hand struggle between her
husband and bear. At the end of
her description she took the corn-cob
pipe from her mouth and said calm
ly:
"That wuz the only fight | ever seen
whar I didn't keer cuss who won."
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16
WRONG Homes

Insurance Salesman (over phone1:
"Is this Mr.. Jones? How would you
like to have your wife and child re-
ceive fifty dollars a week after your
death? Now our"
Jones: Every much indeed, thank
you. wish 'em luck. BY the way, do
you supply the wife and child"
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16
ON THE INSIDE TRACK

Il shall keep you in JAIL" the judge
said sternly, until you tell me where
you obtained your whisky"
"Phaix, yer honor" replied the
prisoner at the bar, "sure an man
of yer honor's standin' should have no
trouble gettin' some, at all"