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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

Reformers say the modern dance
looks more like a race. We say 1t
usually ends neck and neck.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

One Chicago man, probably a coal
dealer or landlord or bootlegger, paid
100000 income tax.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

II would be awful If there was
nothing for Teformers to kick about.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

The proof Of the pudding Is in
digestion.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

Cruelty, like every other vice, re-
auires no motive outside of itself;
it only requires oppoStunity.-George
Eliot.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

Everybody is digging up prehis-
toric stuff everywhere. All we have
to offer is few street cars.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

The man who plays. the horses
may find he is the victim Of horse
play. isg
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

Things can be too good to be true.
Books can be too true to be good.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28
A Thought

Whosoever shall offend one of
these little ones that believe in me,
1t is better for him that q milestone
were hanged about his heck. and he
were cast into the sea.--Mark SAP.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28
BY GEORGE JEAN NATHAN
CO-EditOr with II. l.. Menken of the
Nnvc,,rv

I'd be thankful if the taste of the
American public would improve up
to the point where it would be posi-
bic to produce Rostand's "The Last
Night Of Don Juan" I'd be thank
full if travelling man ever came to
New York and asked to see some
thing besides a grille show.
I'd be thankful if Americans got
over the passion for expressing
everything in figures-57 varieties,
| 90 44-1OO per cent pure, 100 per cent
American, etc.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28
By SENATOR MAGNUs JOHNSON

/. First, / should like to have the op-
portunity to be thankful for the
complete absence of poverty, misery,
hatred, heartache and work through
out the entire world.
Second, l should like to be thank
full for the existence of prosperity
and happiness among the farmers
workers and business people OF
America. The knowledge that every
person in the world was enjoying the
full fruits of his efforts would make
me very thankful indeed. And while
the realization of these desires seems
far away, yet find it within me to-
day to raise my voice in thanks thai
we are making progress toward thu
J consummation of these ideals.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

Oil-burning vessels are disastrous
to fish. IN
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

The largest cactus Known has
limb spread Of 40 feet.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

Oldest town. in the world is
Damascus. Now guess were we
bought some, Of our street cars.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

Be thankful you have an auto.
Great convenience. Be thankful you
have no auto. Great nuisance.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28
DAY OF THANKS

Thanksgiving Day originated time of thanks Tor
plentiful harvcss which made it certain that the early set
tiers of America would be able to endure the winter "thou
starving , ~
Thanksgiving has gradually come to mean much more
II is the time thanks for all such blessings as good crops
prospey health peace, children, happy homes IN snort
it is the one time of the year when the whole nation regard
less of creed untes in recognition of the spiritual
of our dependence on Almighty God.
Those early New England pioneers endured severe har
ships They lived close starvation in fearful cold AMID
hostile Indians They had little to be thankful for yet they
devouty gave thanks Surely should be made thoughtful
and apprecativey humble ponder how much more we
have to be thankful for than the Pilgrims.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28
(|011l571mS'
Sans

A fox can scent a man quarter
of mile away, but you must get
very close to pole-cat.
You can always spot man VINO
drinks coffee out of : q saucer be-
cause he spots himself.
The nice thing about two autos
crashing is youFA 6ften find whisky
in one for the fnjuredto
The hubby Of Princess Mary is a
collector of old glass. So are the
autoists in this country.
Dictionary is what you use when
YOU can't think Of what to use IN
place of a word you can't spell.
Lots Of lips just made to kiss are
made over just afterward.
If at first you don't succeed, take
her a box of candy.
A college professor is q man who
speaks volumes.
Oldest town in tho world is
Damascus. Now guess were W.
bought some Of our street cars.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

Be thankful You are rich. Saves
worry. be thankful you are poor.
Can't lose your fortune.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

| Be thankfA you can sing. Singers
are. welcome. Be thankful you cant
sing. Singers are pests.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

Be thankful you don't smoke. It's
bad habit. Be thankful you do
smoke. It's lots of fun.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

1 Re thankful you are thankful
Makes yol thankful. Be thankful
vow axe. not thassktsLS Be thankful.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

A college professor is man who
speaks volumes.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

Be thankful you don't drink
Makes you drunk. Be thankful you
do drink. KeeAs you from beina
sober.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

You can always spot a man VINO
drinks coffee out of saucer be-
cause he spots himself.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

Be thankful you are married. Real
happiness. Be thankful you are not
married. Real happiness.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

Be thankful you have q home.
Very enjoyable. Be thankful you
have not home. Taxes are too high.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

Be thankful all girls are not
blondes. Blondes are dizzy. Be
thankful some are blondes. Blondes
are dizzy.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

Be thankful you have hair on your
head. .. Looks nice. Be thankful you
arc bald. Saves combing.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

Be THANKFUL you don't-eat onions.
Onions smell. Be thankful you do
eat onions. Onions taste fine.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

Be thankful you went to college.
Great asset. Be thankful you didn't
go to college. Great asset.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

The nice thing about two autos
crashing is you'H 6ften find whisky
in one for the fnjuredio
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-28

If at first you don't succeed, take
her q box Of candy.
The Washington times., 1923-06-28
BED PLAN SEEN
FOR WRECK|NG
"NAI
In
- OH
[ABORITES
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~
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secs
Daily Express Says Moscow
= Plotted to Bore From :,
Within Party.
By DAID NJ. CHURCH.
International News Service.

-LONDON, June 2s.-The Daily
Express, an independent political
newspaper, claimed today to have
Inside information of a Russian
Communist plan to wreck the Brit
$Sh Labor party.
This newspaper published a series
ut documents, indicating that the
Communists at Moscow plotted to
7Isa j. w. T. Newboid, the only
Communist member of the House,
xx IAN instrument with which to
attack the British Labor party from
the inside
The Daily Express printed letters
attacking the policy of the British
1aborites. In some of these letters,
Kewbold was urged to use tactics
Imposed by the Constitution of Eng
land"
Laborite members of parliament
vigorously denied that yesterday
afternoons stormy scenes in the
House of Commons, when four la.
bOr members were suspended, in.
dleated a crisis within the party
The Daily Herald official organ
OF the Labor party. said that only
the members loyalty to Ramsay
Macdonald prevented their joining
the general uproar which would
lave resulted in general suspension
of<a majority Of the labor members
1T Is regarded as probable that
the Laborites who were suspended
Tor shouting epithets of "murderers"
The Washington times., 1923-06-28
HEIFER AMUCK IN PARK
is ROPED BY PATROLMAN

BALTIMORE, June 28.-Patrol.
man Vaeth, of the Eastern District,
proved his prowess as a cowboy
when he lassoed a heifer that was
running amuck in Patterson Park.
The animal had escaped from a
herd that was being driven to a
slaughterhouse in the vicinity. 1t
headed for the pastures of the
park. Several hundred children
assisted in keeping the animal
excited until it was finally halted
by Patrolman Vaeth.
The Washington times., 1923-06-28
Two FRATERNAL
7DRDERSP|CN|
At BEACH
susl
,E-a-i lit
!"
s-snss D-HAOh
american Yeomen and Odd Fell
=: =. lows Enjoying Outing at
=: Chesapeake.

Members and friends of two
fraternal organizations are holding
excursions today at Chesapeake
Bea No. 6.409 of the
Brotherhood Of American Yeome1,
&@sfraternal insurance society; and
9riole Lodge, No. At, Independent
Order of Odd Fellows.
The yeomen are giving every
child on the trip a souvenir. A
AHncing contest and brief addresses
by prominent members of the order
are on, the afternoon program. The
fraternity, which now has 134 900
members and ranks fourth in size
an the United States, originated in
.1f1e West, with headquarters at Des
A4oines, Iowa, but in recent months
has spread extensively in the
South and East. Charles Brattan
3s- State manager for the District,
Maryland and Delaware, and Ben
3amin F.. Williams is District man
aEer.
The yeomen's committee on
arrangements is composed of Mr..
WILLIAMS, chairman; L. r. German,
Mr.. Brattan, Miss Spangler, and
Charles Tippens.
.s.- W. 4H' OAcl n, VI AASdCNSNlh0' "AN~~a
las charge Of arrangements for the
Sod Fellows excursion.
----A thousand persons are expected
20. attend the annual outing of the
ST Georges Society of st. Georges
Syrian Greek Orthodox Church to-
morrow at the beach. Fishing,
beating, salt water bathing, and
ptcnicking are on the program.
The arrangements committee is
cQmposed of Miss Nanny Shadid,
Elias Rattal, and the Rev. Job Sal
hom, rector Of the church.
The Washington times., 1923-06-28
Hosiery OddmentS

Wopess's Silk Hose, Csc
Odds and ends of Full.fash-
toned Thread Silk Hose, with
double sole, heel and toe, Isle
garter top; made with three-seam
back, in gray, cordovan and Rus
sian calf: also lot Of Chiffon
Silk Hose, in black; broken sizes;
seconds Of values worth $1.00
to $3.50 pair.
Children's Socks, 100
Cotton Socks, plain white. pom
gee, cordovan, sky, pink and
buttercup; turnover tops; seconds
Of 15c values.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Floor.
The Washington times., 1923-06-28
Summer
Underwear

Union Mtts, $50
women's Gauze Cotton Union
Suits, low neck and sleeveless;
tight knee.
Gouze Vests, 19f-Odd
lot of Women's Gauze Cotton
Vests. low neck and sleeveless;
seconds.
Union Suits, 5Of-Odd
lot of Women's Ribbed Cotton
Union Swts, low neck and
sleeveless style. with tight or
loose knee, also bodice top with
tight knee; broken sizes; perfect
quality.
Union Suits, 40f-Boys'
Athletic Union Suits. of main
sock; sizes 6 to IL years; seconds
of sec value.
u n d err u ear, 800
Separate Garments, ecru bal
briggan, shirts with high neck
and short sleeves. knee drawers,
with reinforced seat; sizes 6 to
Is years.
Goldenberg's-First Floor.
The Washington times., 1923-06-28

ChiLdren's 35c Socks.
25c-"Gordon" Brand Mercerized
Cotton and Lisle Socks, short
length, in assorted plain shades
with striped tops, others in white
with fancy tops; all with turn.
over tops; perfect quality.
"Onyr" Hose, 39f-Odd
lot of Women's Onyx" Sample
Hose, plain and mercerized isles,
dropstitch effects, fiber silk and
derby ribbed; scanned and seam
less styles, in black, cordovan.
white, gray, Russian calf and
rose beige; all perfect quality;
broken sizes.
The Washington times., 1923-06-28
CANADA TO GIVE ANNUITY
TO INSULlN DIScOVERER

OTTAWA, June 2S.-Dr. F. G..
Banting, Of Toronto. discoverer of
the insulin treatment for diabetes,
was listed, for. an. annuity. of $500
in supplementary estimates an
nounced in the House of Commons
by Minister of Finance Fielding.
Premier King earlier in the day
announced that he intended to move
in the house for recognition by
parliament of the work Of DIR.
Banting, to permit the scientist 10
devote his life to medical research.
The Washington times., 1923-06-28

at the members of the government
during consideration of the public
health policy, will withdraw their
remarks and soon be reinstated.
At the third session of the an.
nual conference of the Labor party
at Queens. Hall, c. G. Ammon re.
newed Labor's attack against Brit
ish expenditures for air reinforce
ments.
1.-THE hymn of hate is still being
sung" declared Ammon. But now
it Is to the tune of 'Marsellaise'
and Rule Britannia
Ammon demanded a levy on
capital and cessation of expendi-
lures for strengthening ornaments.
The Washington times., 1923-06-28

81 and $1.25 Wash
Suits, 74c-Oliver Twist and
Dutch Daddy models; sizes to
5 years.-First Floor.
81 and $3.50 Suits,
$4,000 Odd Suits, cloth and
khaki; all with knickerbocker
pants; cloth suits in sizes Z, s.,
and 10 years; khaki in sizes
4 to IA years.
The Washington times., 1923-06-28

81 Pants, 59f-Cloth
Pants; odd lots from regular
stock; neat suiting mixtures;
sizes 6 to 10 years.-First and
Third Floors.
$1.25 PGjGn1Gs, 80
One and two-piece styles; neat
stripes and plain colors; sizes
4 to Is years.
G0Idenberg's-Third Floor.
The Washington times., 1923-06-28

SOC and 69c Ginghnnas,
SSc-Remnants of 81 and 36.inch
Fine Quality Tissue Ginghams,
in beautiful assortment Of
plaids and checks; pretty sum.
mer colorings; lengths from 2
to yards.
Goldenberg's-Fir Floor.
The Washington times., 1923-06-28
Friday Bargains i'm
Bows Clothing

SOC and CSC Pants, 45f-Odd lot Of khaki and gray
Crash straighknee Pants and sizes
CSC to 81 Hats 59f-Odd lot of Wash Hats, left from
10
wear of and
The Washington times., 1923-06-28
Oil Opaque Window Shades, 39c
Min Seconds of 85c Values

Mill Seconds of Csc Values
Cloth Window Shades, mounted
spring rollers white colors slight defects
which do affect wearing qualities.
Godenberg's-Fourth Floor.
The Washington times., 1923-06-28
A Rich Harvest of Remnant
Sale Savings for Friday
Odd Lots of
C0rSetS at Rem
nant Prices

50 and $3.50 Corsets,
$2.9S-Lot of P. N. and C.. B.
Corsets, Of good quality ma
terials; various models and
broken sizes. Also two American
Lady Corsets, of pink brocade;
elastic top; sizes IS and %.
$3.50 and 81 Corsets,
$2.48-R & G and American
Lady makes, desirable models;
broken sizes.
SIS Corsets, $685. z
Memo "Juspul" Corsets, Of pink
coutil: elastic closed back: low
bust and long skirt; sizes rs, 26,
% and 80.
Goldenberg's-Third Floor.
The Washington times., 1923-06-28
81 Summer
Gowns, .$1.59

Sleeveless Nightgowne, soft
finish material, in light blue,
pink and orchid: prettily trim
med; full cut; well made.
GOldenberg's-Thifd Floor.
The Washington times., 1923-06-28
$1.98 White Net
FLOuncingS, $1.39

White Net FLouncings,
with four rows of fine plated
net, edged with satin ribbon, in
white. pink, blue and mails.
CSC Bertha LGceS, 59E
Wide Bertha laces and Bands,
embroidered net effects; combi.
nations of black and white. sill.
yer and white, silver and black
and Paisley.
19c and Csc Ldces,
12l2c-Plcot edges, Venice and
filet effects, in white and cream
colors. for trimming purposes.
GOldenberg's- Floor,
The Washington times., 1923-06-28

35c and SOC Ginghams,
e2c-Remnants of 32.inch Bates
Glnghams, in checks, stripes,
pla1dS and plain colers; also So
inch Shifting Madras, 36-inch
Woven Tissues and 3O-inch Ser
pentlne Crepe; good useful
lengths.
The Washington times., 1923-06-28
Pink Bandeaux,
$50

Pink Bandeaux. plain and
fancy materials, fasten back
models: slightly soiled from
handling.
First FlOOr-Bargain Table.
The Washington times., 1923-06-28
Remnants of Csc and 3Oc
Dress GInghAmS ut l5c yd.

Remnants of 32-inch
Dress Ginghams, In checks.
stripea and piaidsI also So-inch
fercaies. aainch Romper Cloth,
S2-inch Tissue GinghanAs and 81
inch CheViot Ginghams, in good
useful lengths for women's and
children's summer garments.
The Washington times., 1923-06-28
Daily Traffic
Calendar

Fines and Collateral FOrfeitul es:
Total for year ..........$ 1V''I
Total for yesterday ..... DOB
The Washington times., 1923-06-28
Csc UnbLeached
Cotton, 16c Yd.

Remnants and mill lengths OF
S9-inch Unbleached Sheeting Cot,
ton, a heavy close woven grade:
In lengths from to 10 yards.
Goldenberg 's-F'irst Floor.
Evening star., 1923-10-19
SEES HOPE FOR EUROPE.

GRAND FORKS. N. D, October 49,
IF Europe will accept our pro-
posals we can lead Europe out of it's
present quagmire, otherwise we can
not" said Senator-elect Simeon ID.
Fess of Ohio, discussing the Euro
pean situation before the annual con-
vention of the northeastern section
of the North Dakota Teachers Asso-
citation here yesterday.
The acute difficulty in Europe is
the divergent economic interests of
Great Britain and France, and this
cannot be settled by political con-
land is interested chiefly in obtain
ing a market for her goods. while
Frances great object is to obtain
rcparations from Germany for her
losses, he said
Evening star., 1923-10-19
PREDICTS c. D. ?.
WILL WIN IN WEST
Chairman Adams, Following
Conferences, Discusses Po-
IitiCaI Conditions There.

Chairman John T. Adams of the re-
publican national committee returned
today from a trip to Minneapolis,
where he held conference with re-
publican national and state commit
teemen from five adjacent states.
Discussing the political outlook in
those states, Chairman Adams said
that the campaign of 1924 will be
lard fought in the west. but that
party workers are confident of the
republicans winning
Political conditions in the west,
like those elsewhere, are dependent
upon economic conditions" said Mr..
Adams. THE public naturally asso-
ciates prosperity with the republican
party. Whatever improvement is
made in business and agriculture,
therefore, reacts to the benefit of the
republican party.
Business Conditions Improved.
Business conditions throughout the
west are reported incomparably bet
ter than two years ago or a year ago.
Those familiar with the conditions
give assurance that further improve
ment is certain. Everybody is in a
better frame of mind and has conf
dence in the future. The republican
party is justly given the credit for
Improvement made The republican
administration is looked to as sure
means of getting still better condi-
tionS.
The west is progressive, wide
awake. Its people are all well inv
formed and very fair in their judg-
ment. They realize the tremendous
difficulties the republican administra-
tion faced when it came into power.
They realize it has been a long. steep,
uphill pull. They also realize that
more progress has been made since
March, 1921. than was thought pos
sible at that time. The knowledge of
what has been done by the republican
party in two years and a half causes
the west to view the republican ad-
miniStration as its best friend and its
salvation for the future.
Always Friend of the West.
THE republican party has always
been the friend of the west The
great development of that county
from a virgin territory was brought
about under republican administra-
tions and because of republican poll
cies. The agricultural and live stock
interests of that section have been
Evening star., 1923-10-19
u. S.-BRAZIL PACT
ON CUSTOMS STATED
Agreement Whereby Each Govern
ment Accords Favored Nation
Treatment in Levying Duties.

Secretary Hughes yesterday an
nounced an agreement had been
reached between the United States
and Brazil whereby each country
"accords to the other unconditional
most-favored-na treatment in
customs matters"
The only exceptions noted have to
do with "the special treatment which
the United States accords, or here
after may accord. to Cuba, and with
the commerce between the United
States and its dependencies and the
Panama Canal Zone"
Under the agreement the products
of the United States and Brazil will
pay on their importation into the
other country the lowest rates of
duty collectable and every decrease
of duty accorded by either nation
to the pfSducts of any third power
will become applicable Immediately
to the products of the other. The
agreement. 1t was pointed out by the
State Department, in no way restricts
the right of the United States and
Brazil to impose prohibition or re-
strictions of a sanitary character de-
signed to protect human. animal or
plant life, or regulations for the en-
forcement of police or revenue laws"
Evening star., 1923-10-19
Mr.. MELLON TO URGE
TAX CUT TO CONGRESS
Repeal of War Levy May Re In
cluded, He Writes Senator Har-
ris of Georgia.

Secretary Mellon has placed himself
on record as hoping for reduction in
taxes at the next session of Congress.
In a letter to Senator Harris, demo-
crat, Georgia, made public yesterday,
the Secretary, replying to an inquiry
from the senator as to whether rec
concentrations have been made for
said:
"The tax program of the Treasury
has not yet been fully determined. /
hope. however, that If Congress does
not make. any extraordinary expendi-
lures. a reduction in the burden of
taxation can be made, and the repeal
of the war tax can be included in the
program"
Evening star., 1923-10-19

helped bv the republican party
through every crisis they have eX
perienced.+ Naturally they look to it
at this time to bring them out of their
present difficulties.
'"The republican party organizations
in the west are in good shape. There
is little or no factional trouble. They
realize the campaign of 1924 will be
hard fought in that section of the
country, but they are confident as to
the result
Evening star., 1923-10-19

Six thousand "hello girls are en-
ployed in the telephone exchanges in
Toxic. The Japanese call them "moshi
moshi'' girls.
Evening star., 1923-01-16
URGES BIGGER SCHOOLS.

Necessity of closing many of the
small. one-teacher rural schools
and substituting larger centralized
schools and modern new buildings
was stressed by the bureau of edu-
cation in its tenth radio broadcast
last night from NAA. the Nays sta
ton in Arlington, Va.
There are $4,000 of these one
teacher schools in the United States,
which sometimes have only two or
three pupils in regular attendance, it
was pointed out in the radio lee
ture. 1T is a poor investment and
waste of public school funds" said
the lecturer, "to pay a teacher a
good salary and then provide him
with only one-half the number of
pupils he can easily instruct"
Consolidated schools, of which
there are now over 1900 in the
country, 1t was declared, provide for
children in the rural districts large.
new, modern buildings. with audi
toriums, gymnasiums and rooms for
science, agriculture. shop work.
cooking, etc. in addition to class
rooms and modern heating plants.
CONSOLIDATED schools equalize edu-
cational opportunities said the
radio lecturer. I'm strictly rural
communities they generally offer
every educational advantage known
in our well graded city schools. We
need more of them If we expect to
give our boys and girls fair
chance"