The mirror., 1923-07-19

ings, S. O. S. smoked fish und S. o. S.
guaranteed full warted dill pickles. Of
course dere vas odders, less so goot dain-
ties of Turkish origin would hafe hated
to feed to mine neighbor's worst dog. But
to show dot vas dankful by de honor
dot he conferred upon me (de special
representative of de "Cactus") und not
to be impolitc und for oders goot reasons
l ate of de S. o. S. delicatessen und
stuck de rest, de unspeakable part of de
chow in mine pocket at de same time ex-
planning to Kimmel Pasha strangely ap-
pearing actions by relating dot mine wife
vas in de country und would safe dem
for her.
Kimmel Pasha, de sole owner of forty
heads of Byzantine harem could not quite
get mine evident solicitation for de un-
dulated affections of mine Won und only
boss but wise as Solomon he opened his
lips in Won er-er-yah, superior schmile
und he significantly aquised vordless-a
teething baby could hafe guessed de wiley
son of Allah, for Won Aeeting moment at
least, had mine goat.
Veil dis incident passed, as did de thirty
year var, de Cholrea in Hamburg, 1S49-
or some odder trivial incident of note,
und our conver talk drifted into more
business channels.
He vas greatly taken nit de S. o. S.
Herr Limberger's personal und private
limousine type lightning express air liner,
so kindly loaned to me by de dill pickel
air line, for de trip to Turkey und I ex-
blamed to Herr Kimmel Pasha de 800 feet
spread of its wings, its twenty-seven pro-
pellers dot vas not nit use und dot it
travelled 5000 miles on Won single gallon
of demented bootleg alcohol.
I especially stressed de fact dot I COW
.ered de distance from Britzels to Smyrna
nearly 5000 miles in four and three
fourths hours nit out de slightest jar to
mine nervous system drough de attach
ments of Ford's vefrative obsosovers.
So impressed vas Herr Kimmel Pasha
by dis latest scientific achievement in de
line of air travel soley dried to de ener-
getive, efforts of our official government
und de lavish subsiders granted by de
congress, dot he persisted use mine per-
sonal friendship und powerful influence
init Warren to present him at de earliest
possible moment nit Won of desc super
spare deminishers free of charge.
Eager to get de secret of his success in
this most recent var venture I reluctantly
promised and leaning back on his cush-
ioned couch de Turkish general loudly
clapped his hands und ordered de noise
lessly slave to serve coffee.
had heard lot of dis delicious after
dinner beverage in no odder country on
de face of de globe more delectably served
but to mine utter dismay found de con-
coction placed before me in small china
cups de worst combination of rancied
sand.
True to mine faith I chokingly swal-
lowed de stuv und trying to get de brown
taste oudt of mine mouth I took one of de
hose dot vas hooked on to re courteous
vadder filled bottle who's hallowed stop
pes contained tabacco lit from vot seemed
to me small bit of aromatic charcoal.
Considering mine first attempt at smok-
ing dis, to me, to date unentertrod duced
contrapsion Herr Kimmel Pasha assigning
it de telle "Nargile."
will not und can not say it vasent.
Berhaps nit a different "vis-a-vis"
especially Won of de many ravishing dark
scimed oriental beauties hanging around
de scenery und odder man less happily
suited to a strict und relentless wife may
hafe found Won tinge of romance in it if
not de glorious feeling mine old corn cob
filled nit old fashioned twist gives to me
after mine better half at home had served