davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Smyrna times., 1923-06-13
Mnrklnn in Reverse.

"Gosh, old man. you actually are
getting fat What have you been do
ing to get all that flesh on your
bonesT" exclaimed the friend.
"Oh," said the former thin man, 81
began taking the reduction dope, diet
and exercises they prescribed for my
wife and I began to pick up right
away. And she started in on the
tonics and diets had been falling for
to make me fat and she already has
lost 20 pounds"
Smyrna times., 1923-06-13
Queer.

For twenty years no visitors were
allowed in the Mellon home in Mil
waukee. Firemen broke in. They
found the place a dog temple. Nine
mummified dogs, expensively draped,
lay in state in the candle-lighted par
lor. In an upstairs room queen dog
presided over eight living dogs, blind
ed by lack Of light. 1t all sounds
like some weird religious rite.
No one would think it queer, how
ever, If the MELONS had kept mount
ed fish, deer heads or animal pelts In
stead Of dog mummies. The strangest
things in the universe are inside the
human skull The brain is so com
pllcated that no one understands It
not even the Owner.-ChicagO Eve
ming Post.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-10
pAsAJERos QUE Sc EsPERAN


En- ell vapor que Sc espera llegue .el
jueves por la manana vienen los pa
sajeros siguientes:
Obispo Charles B. Colmore, A. P.
Parson y sonora, sonora E. T. Grif-
fifth, sonora S. D. Edick, sonora D. Sa-
vino, Comandante S. Wood Nc Clave,
E. P. Sanborn y sonora, senorita B..
Sutton, senorita M. E. Nc Allen, R..
Fuertes y sonora, H. J. Lowdens y Sc
nora, sonora E. Moscoso, senorita A.
C. Nc Curdy, senorita G. c. Nc Cur
dy, senora ]. Lopez Bustelo, A. He
rrera, senorita L. Lacroix, j. Lerman,
C NC Henry, J. Perez, NJ. S. Saquf, H.
H. Brown sonora, F. D. Hayden y
sonora, T. T. Fisher sonora, sonora
F. j. Morales, senora A. Webster, A.
Mendia Y sonora, Srta. G. Fisher, j.
C. Tybor, P Costa, R. C. Goldsmith,
sefiorita E. C. Smith, sonora E. Cau-
tino, j. w. Moore, w. Maines, seno-
ra M. C. Smith, R. Beaum, senorita R.
S. Moore; B. Hamburger, sonora j.
Kingsland, senorita NJ. Marin, R. N
Chrytoe, G. F. Brooks, DR.. H. M. Platt.
F. Kelian, F. A Wesppahl y sonora.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-10

Las carreras del domingo por la
tarde en- ell Hipodromo de la parada
20, result6 I'm espectaculo soberana-
mente esplendido, sobre todo por ell
aspecto festive que presentaba ell vie
jo armazon que domina la pista, So
bre el cual fotaban al viento las ban
deras desplegadas y en- su interior to-
do hallabase artfsticamente decorado
con los colores de los pabellones anne
ricano y espanol, y entire verdes enra-
madas de hojas de palmas reales. Los
palcos veianse materialmente llenos
de un publico heterogeneo y numero-
SO, dando mayor realce la fiesta la
aparici6n de bellos grupos de damas
de nuestro mundo elegante. Espera-
base la. asistencia del nuevo Goberna-
dor Y de la nueva comision hipica in
sular, que Sc decfa iban a presenciar
las carreras, para la que Sc habia
anunciado la Copa "Towner" donada a
la San Juan Racing & Sporting Club,
por nuestro colega "La Demcoracia"
Pero el Gobernador no concurri6, tai
vez por ell cansancio eXperimentado
con motive de los festejos celebrates
anteriormente en- su honor.
o. Las carreras, decimos, resultaron
un' acontecimiento " mucho mayor,
por las sorpresas eXperimentadas por
la multitud en- el curse de la tarde.
Carreras algunas, de mucha sensation,
y que fueron magnificamente dirigidas
,por ell Juez de Pista senior Orbeta Es
Yerdad que no terminaron como CO.
men2aron, porque al final hubo un
"tajo" colossal, que dio por resultado,
seg>1n Sc nos dice, la detencion de dos
jockeys por orden de las autoridades.
/ Pero es que este puede evitarse? :?
Nosotros opinamos que 81, aun cuando
ereemos que la Corporation no es res
,ponsable de esos actos ilegales, que
todo ell mundo condena.
He aqui la relacion exacta del es-
pectaculo:
En- la primera carrera 900 metros,
corrian varios "chongos", de los que
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-10
ESPECTACULOS

Cine Tres Banderas.-Cuarta jorna-
da de Ia estupenda cinta francesa "Im-
peria". :.
Cine Imperial, (Santurce).-La pro-
ducci6n cosmopolita especial, "Deuda
Atrasada", drama en- Z actos.
Teatro Beliograph, (Catano) .-Gra-
ce Darmond en- la serie: "Una Aven-
tura Peligrosa" Y la jocosa comedia en-
dos parties: principe y Mendigo'.
Cine Victory Garden, (Santurce).-
La pelicula en- actos "La Mujer que
Dios cambio" Y debut de la celebre
bailarina Adelaide Zaza.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-10
MIGUEL UGARTE ANTE LA
CORTE FEDERAL.

Aver por la manana fue llamado an
te Ia Corte Federal. el sujeto Miguel
J'garte. quien ell Gran Jurado. lie acu-
sa de violaci6n a las leyes postales.
Desputs q. lie fu6 leida la acusaci6n, he
go Ia misma, senalandole ell juez 500
de fianZa para permanecer Ell liher-
tad. A Ugarte Sc lie acusa de que por
el dfa once de MARIO de 1923. sustfa-
jo del apartado 696, en- Aguadilla. una
copia del peri6dico 'El TEMPO. una
carta una tarjeta postal.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-10
MAS CABLES
(servicio para Ell IMPARcIAL de la
Omitted Press')

(Servicio para Ell IMPARCIAL de la
UNITED Press')
MEMEL, abril 10.-Los lituanos han
llevado cabo varios actos terrorifi-
cos en- esta zcna neutral, contra los
RESIDENCES alemanes, que son asalta-
dos en- sus propios domicilios. Gra-
yes cheques han resultado del en-
cuentro entire tropas germanas y IL
tuanas, quedando en- terra dos muer-
tos y un herido. Cuando los grupos alta
cantes fueron dispersos los alemanes
celebraron un mitin en- Spitzhut, sien-
do arrestados dos de los oradores.
: ROMA, abril 9.-Las negociaciones
entire ell Quirinal y ell Vaticano mar
chan un entendido cordial. Ell envia-
do del Papa ante ell Imperio Britanico,
Monsenor Russell, su paso por esta
capital fue hospedado en- la residen-
cia del Marques Giuseppe Patrini, GU
va esposa es de procedencia inglesa,
precisamente donde Sc alojo Lloyd
Georges en- su vista Italia. Las
habitaciones cedidas al enviado cato
lico estaban decoradas con suma mag
nifcencia v ALI fueron a saludarle ell
Rey y la Reina de Italia, donde fueron
agasajados por un esplendido banque-
te en- nombre del Papa, cuya represen-
tacion llevaba ell Cardenal Gasparri. :
WASHINGTON, abril 10.-El be
partamento de Agricultural de los Es-
tados E1lidos, ha publicado TN INFER
me en- el que ausurame Ell el que att
gura que, Ia production del triso e..
este invierno llega a 572,170,000 de
fanegas, comparandola con la del tilti-
mo a1a cuyo promedio fu6 ale 5S6000.
90 Y las de los .cinco amos preceden-
tes que ascendi6 q nn Fromcdio de
5G5, 100000.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-10
MANIFESTATION DE GRATITTD.

La distinglida familia del ilustre
extinto doctor Eliseo Font Y GuillOt,
desea expresar por medic de las pre-
sentes lfneas el mayor mas intense
testimonio de sua agradecimiento, spor
los homenajes tributados a su aiieri-
do padre por La Gran Logia Sobera7
ma, Resp. Logia Cosmos, Asociaci6nj
Medica, Academia de Medicina. Aso2
ciacion Dental. Asamblea Municipal de
San Juan, la prensa en- general. y las
Logias de la Isla que enviaron repre-
sentaciones al entierro. icgj
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-10

Sc a la casa del DR.. Coll. Que fue la
casa del DR.. Coll en- compafia del de-
tective Soto Mayor. Que ell DR.. Coll
les invite entrar y les dijo que per-
maneciesen ALI para oir Jas manifes-
taciones de cierto individto que tenia
que llegar. Que como las dos de la
tarde Sc presento Felix Torres, quien
conocia. Que cuando lego Torres lie
pregunto,al DR.: ime consiguio los da-
tos contra Huyke? ?, 10 que lie contes-
to el DR.: sientate que va hablaremos
de, ESQ. Que toda la conversation que
sostuxo Torres con ell DR.. Coll, la oyo
detras, de la segunda habitacion de la
casa,- y que solamente, podian haber
dos metros de distancia, de donde es-
taban sentados Torres Y ell DR.. Coll.
Manifesto Diaz que como ell DR.. es
hombre de mucha malicia, el supo CO.
loearse junto con Torres bien pegado
a la, puerta para que asi Soto Mayor
Y yo oyeramos todo. Diaz manifesto
a la Corte que lie pedia perdon 81 in
curria en- alguna contradiction, 10
que va declare ante ell Gran Jurado,
pues dijo que desde las diez de la ma
mana hasta las dos de la tarde que
estuvo escondido en-. la habitacion del
DR.. Coll y Cuchi, sin alnorzar, y sin
possible que toda Ia entrevista que tu--
vieron en- la habitacion Torres Y Ell
DR.. Coll Sc lie quedase a 81 en- la me-
moria. En- resumen, la declaration de
Dfaz vino corroborar la que dio aver
Soto Mayor.
A las once y cuarto comenz6 de-
clarar el teniente Quinones.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-10
s E P A

que habiendoy desde hace mas
de dos amos, sefialadO a mi espO-
sa, DONA RITA d. DE DELGA-
DO, una cantidad mensual, en- mi
concepto, mas que suficiente pa
ra, holgadamente, cubrir sus
gastos personales, por la presen-
te deseo hacer constar, que no pa
gare nj sere responsible, de cuen-
ia alguna que Sc me presentare
para SUI cobro y que haya sido
contraida por ella sin mi permiso.
ISIDORO d. DELGADO.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-10
RESTARLECIDO

Lo estd Y 10 celebramos mucho de
la grave dolencia que lie aquej0, el
ilustrado sacerdote Rvdo. doctor pbro.
Perez, Rector del Seminario Conciliar
de esta isla generalmente estimado
aQuf.
Tuvo influenza que degener0 ell pull
monfa, pero afortunadamente salvo Y
va esta en- plena cGnvalecencia.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-10

La nueva Comisi6n Hipica concurre a
las carreras.-Un gentiO enOrme in
vadfa los campos.-El HipodrOmo
hallabase engalanado como en- dia
de fiesta con multitud de banderas.
Los dividendos pagados dejaron
ensimismado todo ell mundo.-Lo
mas notable de la tarde fue ell colo
sal "tajO" de "Buche y Puma" ell
resultado estupendo del "PoOT.-
La COpa "TOwner's.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-10
Ell "PHIEADEIpHIA'

Hoy ha salido para New York con
carga general Y pasajcros el vape9r
philadelphia, de la Red -" Line.
FL Caracas, de la misma 1fnea Sc
esperas que llegue a este puerto ell pro
ximo jueves.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-10
REpARAc1oN DE AUTOMOBILES

ST de5ea I'd. reparar su autonovi. acu-
da al Taller de Andrau Aguilar & Co.,
Inc, Marina. frente al Preside y que
dara I'd. satisfecho-Sub-Agente, Fran
cisco V. Muniz.-Ponce-G -Guayama-Maya
guez.
Sub-Agente, Francisco V. Muiiiz.
Ponce-Guayama-May .guez.
Advt.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-10
UNA DEMANDA DE DIVORC1O

Ell Lcdo. Rafael Rivera Zayas' ha
radjcado en- la sccci0n segunda de Ia
Corte de Distrito de San Juan. una
demanda dc. divcrcio en- representa-
cion de p. Vicente Font Camuilas. con-
ira su esposa doila Ramona de Font
Camu1as.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-10
Ell GOBERNADOR DELEG6 EN- SU
SECRETARIO AVER DE MANANA,
SALUDARA A LOS NINOS DE LAS
ESCIvET AS

SALUDARA A LOS NINOS DE LAS
ESCUELAS.
Los alumnos de las escuelas pnbli-
cas- de San Juan que tomaron parte
Ell los liltimos jucgos atltticos, al re-
correr triunfalmente las GALES de Ii
ciudad aver por la maiIana, querienE
do dar una agradable sorpresa al Co
bernador Townpr, sc detuyieron, al
efecto, frente Ia Mansion Ejecutiva.
Por ser algo temprano aun, por
no hallarse ell GobernadOr ell dispo-
sici6n de dirigirse ellos desde ell
balloon de la FortaleZa, 10 hiZo en- su
nombre su Secretario Particular, el
I.cdo. Van Deusen. Quien disculp0 al
Gobernador, asegurando los mani
festanteS que el seilor TOwner sentfa
mucho verse imposibilitad0 de dirigir-
les Ia palabra, pero que sc complacia
grandemente en- el triunfO obtenido
Dor los escolares de San Juan, los
que tendrfa muchfsimo placer en- yer
con frecuencia zanzibar con ellos
impresiones. La breve alOcuci0n del
Lcdo. Van Deusen, fue acogida con
una vigorosa saliva de aplausos.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-10
LOS ALUMNOS DE LA ALTA ES-
CUELA Y CENTRAL GRAMMAR,
RECORREN LAS GALES DE

LA CIUDAD.
Aver de ma1ana, Ell SUI mayor parte,
los alumnos de In Alta Escuela Y
Gle la Central Grammar, recorrieron
en- manifestation las principales ca
lies de la poblaci6n, celebrando ell
grandioso triunfo obtenido en- los jue-
gos atleticos celebrados ell sabado I'LL
timo en- los terrenos del nuevo Hippo
dromo. Ell triunfo Obtenido en- esta
OCCASION por los muchachos de San
Juan contra los del Sur. Sc nos in
forma que ha superado al de los amos
anterioreS.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-10

Ell LCDO. BENEDICTO, ENFERMO.
Desde hace dos dfas vese obligado
guardian cana atacado de la grippe
reinante, nuestro distinguido amigo el
Icdo. Jose E. Benedicto, a quien lie
deseamos un rlpido restablecimiento
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-10

CARROS vIEJoS: No existen desde
desde que esta funcionando Ell Taller
de reparaciones de AUTOMOBILES de An
dreu Aguilar & Co., Inc, en- la Ma
rina, San Juan, P. R. - Sub-Agente,
Francisco v. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Mayaguez. Advt.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-10
MERCADO AZUCARERO

Information suministrada por ell
Sr. Ruiz Soler.
New York, lunes 9, 100 p. m.-Se
han hecho ventas de azucar especula-
dores $7.53.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-10
-AEROGRANIA ENvIADO AL GO
RERNADOR TOWNER POR LA IL
GA SOCIAL SUFRAGISTA DE

PUERTO RICO, EN- LA TARDE
DEL 4 DEL CORRIENTE.
Las Mujeres de In Liga Sufragista
desean ser de las primeras en- rendir
homemade al firme sostenedor de los
derechos e ideales de la mujer.
Os saludamos cOrdialmente Y hace-
mos votos porque el mas brillante eXi-
to cOrone vuestras gestiOnes como Go
bernadOr de nueStrO pals.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-10
Concerto de Radio

Programa que sera trasmitido por Ia
estaci0n Radiotelef6nica W X A @,
de la Radio Corporation de Puerto
Rico, ell martes, hoy 10 de abril, de
$50 a 1000 p. m. San Juan, Puer-
to Rico.
1.-Sinfonfa II Guarany, de A. G.
Gomez, por ell Quinteto Figueroa.
sobre Cromaterapia
segunda parte del tema; ;Es la
enfermedad un error?. por el seiior
Armando Font Lajara
3-Sierra Morena. de ]. Monastel.io.
olo de violin por Pepito Figue-
lon, accomplishments de piano pOr
"a seilora Figueroa.
Selecci0n de Gioconda. ponchielli,
por ell Quinteto Figueroa.
sIon6logo c6mico. por el joven JO-
se r. Julia.
rielo de Encantos, danza puerto
rriqucfa de ]. Morell Campos, por
el Quinteto Figueroa.
Fox Trot,, por el Quinteto.
Noticias cablegraficas e informa-
ci6n general.
Liebesfreud, walls de Kreisler, So
10 de violin, por Pepito Figueroa.
aeompafiado al piano por la sefio-
ra Figueroa.
Vino Tinto con Sifdn, Fox Trot,
Ca peticion) por ell Quinteto.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-05
HARMONY HOPS
MAKE SINGER
Of SKIPPER
Port-au-Prince Professor Sells
Drink That Produces
Startling Results.

NEWARK, NJ. J., March G.
Gamma Walska, to rub the spots off
her voice, need only go to Port-au-
Prince and get q demijohn of PRO
lessor" Rogechouart'S harmony hops.
So says Skipper Fritz Spiegel Of
the steamer Argyle, who, never q
singing man himself, burst into the
"sextet OF Lucretia Borgia'' after
a snifter OF the professors song
syrup.
SpiegeI met the melody magician
quite by accident in chemist shop,
and M. Rosechouart proceeded at
once to mix this formula:
Tropical fruit juices.
Shake 'em up.
A few drops Of this.
A pinch OF that.
A teaspoonful Of t'other.
Mix EN-. roll 'em and pour 'em.
Pans paneloQuent pan.
acea."
Nothing alcoholic about It, but
man!
II got on a chair as soon as I
drank it." the captain said. MY
neck began to swell. All Of a sud.
den heard q grand opera voice
burst out all around mend there
wasn't anybody else in the room
but the professor, and he was laugh.
ing.
II kept singing all the way back
to the boat, and hid the bottle in
my cabin. Every now and then
I'd take a spoonful, just to make
the crew think I had a natural
soprano talent.
but the boys musta got wise
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-05
JAIL TERMS NEEDED TO
REDUCE VICE, He SAYS

CHICAGO, March, 81 Judgea
must cooperate with the police for
the most effective method OF sup.
pressing crime and vice, Samuel p.
Thrasher, chairman Of a committee
OF fifteen, investigating vice in Chi.
cago, told a grand jury.
Jail sentences and not the GUS
tomary small fines will do the
work." said Thrasher. 1.-THE aver
age. fine paid by women taken in
vice raids is 49, Such a fine can
have no salutary effect.
1.-THE men who live off the pro-
ceeds OF these women can easily
pay these fines, but they cannot
serve their Jail sentences. II all
the courts and juries would start
imposing Jail sentences vice would
be reduced appreciably."
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-05
PARIS VISITORS.
TANGLED IN
RED TAPE
Plethora OF Blank Forms and
Questionnaires Almost
Swamp Aliens.
BY HARRY r. FLORY,
International News Service,

PARIS, March 5.-France Is a
country OF blank forms. permits
Identification papers and red tape.
Would you remain more than two
weeks in the country? It is obi.
gatory that you 60 within ten days
to the prefecture Of the police and
obtain a permit to stay.
At the same time you might ap-
ply for a certificate Of identity.
For that there is required only a
passport, five small photographs
and a certificate of domicile, signed
by the concierge OF the house in
which you live and stamped by the
police commissaire of the arrondise-
ment in which the house is located.
Ten Francs Gets 1t.
Some days later you may humbly
apply for the card and receive it
for the sum Of 10 francs.
Would you change your home in
the city? Proceed again to the
prefecture Of the police and have
your address changed on their rec
ords.
Would you engage in q certain
line Of business in France? Set
about at once to get q permit.
Would you practice a profession?
You must first obtain license
from the proper authorities.
And what happens IL you fail to
make the necessary applications,
obtain the necessary permits and
keep in sufficient close touch with
the Police?
Caught I'm Raids.
internationally the newspapers
restaurants, Montmarte pleasure
spots and other rendezvous Of for
eigners in the city. Half q hun
dred persons, perhaps, who are
unable to produce the necessary
papers, are packed into patrol wag-
ons, taken to the police station and
locked UP. Next day they appear
before justice of the peace, plead
guilty and are fined for q breach
of regulations?
Would you leave the country?
Do you want to take with you
more than 5000 francs worth Of
foreign currency (now less than
mission des Changes and secure q
permit. Otherwise you may he
turned back at the border.
And so 1t goes. Continually the
foreigner puts his name down on
first one blank and then another.
In case Of emergency the French
police could round up the subjects
of any foreign country within a
few hours and almost tell them
more about themselves than they
themselves knew.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-05

A "Danderine Beauty Treatment"
will Immediately double the attrac-
tiveness of your hair. jus 1no4sIen
q cloth with Danderine and draw
It carefully through your hair. tax
ing one small strand at time;
this will cleanse the hair of dust,
dirt or any excessive oil-in a few
minutes you will be amazed. Your
hair will be wavy, fluffy and pos
sess an incompatible softness, lus-
ter and really appear twice as
thick and abundant-a mass Of lux
uriant, glinty, colorful hair.
Besides identifying the hair, Dan
0erine eradicates dandruff; invig-
crates the scalp, stopping itching
and falling hair.
Danderine is the best, cheapest
and most delightful hair corrective
and tonic. 1t is to the hair what
fresh showers Of rain are o vegeCa-
ton. It goes right to the roots,
vitallzes and strengthens them. It's
stimulating properties help the hair
% grow long, heavy, strong.
You can surely have beautiful
hair, and lots of it, If you will
spend IS cents for q bottle of
Danderipe at any drug store or
toilet counter.
1t is not greasy, oily or sticky.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-05
BY FAY KING.

Before the curtain goes up on p
show 1t Is always . Joy to me to
look at the DANES in the audience
who have beautiful white hair.
How stunning 1t looks all waved
up with . black Jet comb stuck IN
the back.
I envy 'ega, / do, and IL my
hair ever turns white like that
I'll be mighty proud OF. it, I'll tell
the world.
admire 'em for leaving Ii
white like nature meant II TO be,
ANYBODY knows that all they'd
hove TO do is spend a cOupla
bucks for any kind Of o rinse and
come out anything from q purple
brunette to q pink blonde, but
they amt trying to kid the world
or hid themselves. They are per.
fectIy willing to let everybody
look and know that they amt
f1apper.
BLUING WASH.
They have all the beauty and
dignity and pOise and class In the
world.
They stand for something more
than the stares Of men, who, after
all. aren't deceived by the dye.
The other day attended mat
inee, and up ahead of me were q
bunch OF women. One woman In
the row had hair that was blue
white. Maybe she washes 1t I'm
bluing, like they do white clothes,
but anyhow It was gorgeous.
And just by coincidence, there
sat next to her . dame with .
hennaed head, and the contrast
was the best argument In favor
of letting well enough alone that
ever saw. -
The woman with the white hair
had o fine face.
FAY GETS ROMANTIC.
When looked at her thought
OF fine old rooms with beautiful
things i'm them. OF good books
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-05
Clean your iivee ana bowels!

Enjoy the incest, 6entlest bowel
cleansing you ever experienced by
taking one or two candy.like Cas-
carrots tonight. They physic your
bowels fully. All the constipated
waste and sour bile win move out
Of the bowels without gripping or
stirring YOU up. There viii be no
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Making Up Like Flappers Deceiving
Only to Themselves, Her Belief.

i'm rare bindings. or gentle things
and soft voices.
OF young folks and little chill.
dren, that she loved and that
loved her, and looked to her for
the inspiration and guidance that
age should always give to youth.
! thought OF cultured things,
Of surroundings that paid homage
and respect and hOnOred her.
Not that she need come from
mansion or know great wealth.
for fine things are not always ex-
pensive things.
Here were the real values Of
life.
A SAD PICTURE.
And then ! lamped the other
what a caricature her vampir.
ish get-up was.
Her clutter OF earrings and
bandages of beads, and jingle OF
bracelets and cOsmetic.caked
wrinkles.
She pnffed from messages
where the sOftening dents Of age
would have been far more. AZ
tractive.
Her cargnined lips were like q
red flannel muzzIe and her PEN
cfIed eyebrows looked like the
smOIdering SCOT and ashes OF an
old fire long gone out and cold.
BETTER THAN PLAY.
Her parrott-lflxe, shrill, forced
enthusiasm rent the air like o
riveting machine, and she gilt.
tered and giggled and sQuintcd
when she read her programme
but you couldn't get her to wear
glasses.
And on the other side of the
lovely old lady with the soft
white hair, sat some very youth.
full girls, and compared with the
sOftened charm of her years, even
their youth seemed crude and
harsh.
I enjoyed her more than the
play.
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RETIREMENT OF STREET
LIGHTING is ADVOCATED

Street illumination in Washing
ton can be made twice as effective
without additional cost, speakers
before the District of Columbia
branch of the Psychological Cor
poration declared yesterday.
cit would pay the city to have
its lighting arrangement planned by
a specialist and an illuminating
engineer, in conjunction with artists
and local lighting companies" 1t
was said.
Those who attended the meeting
were agreed that the present light
ing plan here was satisfactory from
the standpoint of beauty. They de-
clared. however, that the problem
now confronting Washingtonians is
to improve the efficiency of the
lighting without impairing this
beauty.