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BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

UNUSUAL opportunity to secure a restau-
rant cafeteria in Mount Pleasant. 4-room apt.
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San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-01

suddenly they was a million reaches
come knocking at the door Of his
state room. Several of them was old
timers who he recognized.
lie allowed the LIST. few 100 to come
in and they started a poker game,
The LIST. hand that was dealt turned
out to be a miss deal and most OF the
players got mad and left the state
room. At IL past 4 the next morn
ing a ferret come into the room and
they was a big argument with the re-
naming reaches. They called each
other terrible names. During quietus
they all went out. What does it
mean inquiries j. NJ. G.
Well that dream is so old that q
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-01

der various Names and was latterly
known as n Buffet.
Uncle CRANKY was almost stumped
BY some of their Queries.
Why did the Customers take
chances the Evening Before if they
knew they were going to be in a Dying
Condition the Morning After:
Why was il considered Bad Foru.
for a Regular TO Quit, even though
he was already plastered!
What was the Lure drawing Citi-
zens away from the green Parks TO
stand around in the "a adust and
discuss the Tariff!
lie tried to feed their gaping Little
Minds vita Probabilities.
lie expounded 10 them that up to q
certain lime the Women never had
voted and the Saloon Boss never had
taken Orders.
The Option of going to 1t or leav-
ing it lay was an Asset which had
come down TO us from Il e Birth OF
Time, the same as Original Sin and
the Gambling instinct.
A Ceutucy Gid Trade Lion.
Besides, :1a,e was Tradition, Cen
turics old .lud freluHi..y verified over
the Mahogany Bar, that the drinking
Gipk would 1'ways get what he want
I'd, regardless of the Statutes.
After a lucid expla Itioi CT this
kind, little IL leikin would ask. Why
was the Bar M lle of MahogGry'"
Because Uncle CRANKY wpuI /
reply, las t5e Cu-:.Et WIS g.a'lu.:l.
turned on and the Radiahcc became
more incandescent. il seemed most
appropriate that all within the Hum
mated Area should De sd rounded Dy
kingly Trappings.'
This Line of Talk was just as clear
as Mud TO Elderkin and Anastasia.
Uncle CRANKY said it was rard for
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-01

person can't help from thinking the
man must be stupid or he would of
had it before. The dream means just
this that he was living In a hotel
where they was too many guests in
one rm. and his move was to either
few days in absolute silence. Some
where in his past they must OF been
noble blood.
r. NJ. p. writes: A few yrs. ago /
had terrible nightmare. They
seemed to be a 1000 insects in the
room, most of them belligerent For
4 hrs. succeeded in fighting them TO
. standstill and then suddenly they
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-01
1.-THE Polite Poison Counter"
BY GEORGE ABE.

them TO grasp the flot unless they
mad visited a regular old-fashioned
emporium dealing in Wines, Liquors
and Cigars. o..,
He said that be naer got Gettys-
burr Strengthened out in the Knob
mil after he visited the Battlefield.
Unelc CRANKY said it was hard ior
Crog Shop had long since passed into
Limbo. along with the gold Tooibpiek
and the Roller Towel.
Imagine his Surprise TO find In a
side Street. one Day, 4 Corner Estab-
iishment which still wore above the
Door a faded Sign-Board reading as
follows: Toms Place"
He peered through the dusty WIN
dow aud saw all the Props and Para
phernalia with which he had peeh
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-01

seemed TO be getting the best of ma
A wk. before having this dream hal
quarreled with the grocery man and
his wife. Just at this moment the
room was invaded by q myriad OF
moth balls. What is the answer
writes X. M. T..
This dream is 80 frequent that prac-
tally nobody is immune. Ii means
simply that the man that dreams
these kind of dreams is bound to have
those kind of dreams and should never
allow himself to go TO sleep. He is
making a sucker of himself and every
body else. He is suffering from Q Sc
we're attack of lurgG.
Copyright. 1898. by the Bell syndieste.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-01
PYORRHEA
CAN BE CURED
Thousands Are Now Using
New Treatment Which
Is Sent Free.

If you suffer from Pyorrhea, bleed
ing or liberated gums, abcesses, gum
boils, loosening of the teeth, ETC., send
your name 10 the Martin Chemical
CO., Dept. 407, Independence, Mo. and
they will send you a full size dollar
bottle of Pyrokur on free trial If it
cures, you are to send them 81. Other
wise your report cancels the charge
You pay nothing until you are salts
fled.
This remarkable treatment is meet
ing with wonderful success and is re-
lieving thousands of people. Many
who think they have loose or aching
teeth find that the trouble is in the
gums and after a few days use of
Pyrokur the pain is gone, the teeth
become more solid and the foul breath
is gone.-(Adv.)
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-01

II Beie., tnat Uncle CRANKY got IN
sideways by telling little Anastasla
and her brother Elderkin about the
old ziprZip Days, when Bourbon
ItIga-Isalis were peddled over the bar
ana Public Dancing was tolerateu
ana Women wore 4-inch Heels.
>hey asked Questions without mum
,er about ihe Bad Men of tine Past
such as Captain Kidd and Simon lie
gree and Mm. HohenZollern.
They were on edge TO hear Tales oil
that Layless Period when any Des'
pcrado could walk right in from the
Street and buy himself a lot OF Liquor
and then Start Something.
They wanted 10 know about tba!!
Public Dispensnry, home OF Song ami
Argument, which had prospered IN
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sion is to pick out the 3 days which
is most appropriate to this occasion
like for inst. March 81, April l and
April ? and give the horoscopes of
same beginning with March 81.
March 81.
A person that is born on this day
will genally always be born with no
clothes on and their LIST. errand in life
is to 20 out and buy themself a suit
of civilian clothes. Blue serge, Scotch
cheviots, or tweed homespun is the
best material for parties born on this
date. 1t is a remarkable fact that
no. females was ever born on this
date, just men.
A person born on this date should
wait few yrs. and then either shave
themself or get shaved at high class
barber shop at lease every 3 days as
their whiskers is libel TO be laughable.
The old adage comes in mighty
handy in this horoscope, namely that
il March comes in like a lion it will
90 out like a lamb. Truer wd. was
never spoke in jest. SO if the new
born babe comes in roaring like
lion its parents should try and get
them membership in the Lambs.
Most people born on this date is
very funny. The LIST. wd. they say is
libel TO create a sensation amongst
the wits of the present era and before
they get to be 3 yrs. old they will be
big trial to their mother.
The majority of people born on this
date is libel to be born with arms
bare and should ought TO make haste
to cover up these highly sensitive or
gans.
April I.
This is genally known as all fools
day and person born on this day is
nessarily IL witted. Most Of the
people born on this day is the opp.
sex.
A person born on this day is libel
to make some man unhappy. They
should never get their hair bobbed
until Of age. They should never try
to look funnier than nature made
them.
They should realize when they grow
up that j ash trays is not enough fur
niture for a home.
April 2.
These people is born murderers.
The party who put the bomb in wall
st. was born on the . OF April. They
should be brought up with one idear
namely that sooner or later they will
be found out.
A person born on the . Of April
should never sign a strange name to
a check. IL they turn out 10 be
pitcher they should never pitch a low
curve ball inside to Babe Ruth. They
should always take care Of their
mother.
People born on the 2 Of April must
be careful in regards TO drinking
whiskey and should never drink more
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-01

To the editor: -,
/ have been asked by several stupid
readers TO devote a few paragraphs
This wk. to horoscopes and the inter
probation Of dreams.
N seems like a good many people
amt satisfied with what they are get
ting along these lines in the daily
prints as they figure that the so call
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-01

ed experts that is writing in regards
TO same has not got the proper back
ground or have not put the proper
amt. of study into the subject where
as it is @ pretty well established fact
that am witch along these lines
and practically all | have done in the
last ) yrs. is study these subjects UNI
ill | have now reached the pit. where
giving a horoscope or interpreting a
dream is like rolling on log as fal
as / am CONSERVED.
Well it looks like the best way to
dispose of this subject on this occas-
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-01
Dreams and Horoscopes
Dream Reveals Noble Blood.
81 RING LARDNER.

than a at. before breakfast or 8 qts.
in a day.
Dream Reveals Noble Blood.
Now We will take up the interpre-
tation OF dreams. j. M. G.. writes
that 4 nights ago he went to bed in
a perfectly natural way and had not
been a sleep more than 10 minutes
when he had this dream:
1t seems like he was on a boat when
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-21
PRAYER IS ANSWERED
Westminster PreSbyterians Win Inter
mediate Championship.

The Westminster Presbyterian in
tcrmediate basket ball team. which
always holds a short session Of pray
or before game. trumphed Tuesday
night in the deciding game Of the di-
vision title series in the Sunday
School League and today holds the
intermediate championship. Tuesday
nights victory was over the Prospect
Hill Methodists at the st. Mark $
gymnasium, IA TO Is. 1t was a bat
Il, worthy of n championship final.
The winners led throughout. but the
Hill boys were in hot pursuit every
minute Of the way. The score at the
half was II 10 6.
Miller. McDougal and Cahen starred
for the winners. while Friery was the
best performer for the losers.
The Prospect Hill boys will tender
the Presbyterians. and the Central
Christians. the other team which took
part in the intermediate title series
banquet next Monday night.
Wednesday night. the senior final
lists in the Sunday School League will
play their fourth game. The Contra
Christian seniors now lead with TIVE
victories to one for the st. Mark
Episcopal five. If the Christians viii
at the Y. w. G. A. at $50 o'clocl
Wednesday night. the championship
willbe theirs. Carver is expected &
! be back in the Christian lineup.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-21
JOSIE NINE TO TAKE
ON KELLY FIELD IN
OPENER NEXT SUNDAY
Veltman and Burke Con-
uinced They Have Classy
Ball Club.

The Joske Brothers Company base
ball team, prevented from opening the
season against MacDona last Sun
day by unreasonable weather, will
start off the baseball chase on the
coming Sunday afternoon against the
Kelly Field team. The game will be
"layed, starting at 3 o'clock. on the
Joske teams home lot. Van Dazzle
stadium.
/ Kelly Field will have the jump on
.Ioske's in condition, as Lieutenant
Strickland's bunch have been out for
a month or more. while Joske's have
practiced but twice. yet Sunday +
should be- a good game. The .JoskC
nine will have Griesenbeck behind the
bat and will use two or three of the
] following pitchers: Shook. Swartz
kopf. Hicks and Ebcrharlt. All tn,
infielders and outfielders will get O
chance. including the Philips broth.
ers. Davis, Kneller. Gunkel and Rob
bins on the infield. and Simmang
Naylor. Garcia, Nixon and Browning
in the gardens. Arthur Veltman. who
has mean whip and hefty bat. NAV
also get into action behind the platt
part Of the time.
Manager A. ]. Veltman and Cant
Earl J.. Burke are both convinced
they have strong aggregation 10
wear the Joske uniform this summer
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-21
BEGIN HANDBALL PLAY
Champion Comes Through First Round
in National Meet.

st. Paul, Mimi, March 2i.-Mur.
ray and Donovan Of San Francisco
opened the senior doubles event at the
national handball tournament here
Tuesday night by defeating MCGEE and
Hauenstein Of st. Paul, p to G, and
81 to Q. Ahern and Neinhauser. OF
ST. Paul. had little trouble in defeat
ing Mailer and Ehlert. Milwaukee, II
to .. 81 to s. Cook and Coffev. st.
Paul. eliminated Bailey and Meyers.
Duluth, II to 4 and n to o. Gold and
Schauner, Los Angeles. beat Parsons
and Singer. st. Paul. PHO. and III
Is.
Tho favorites came through the
second round in the singles. Art
Schinner, Milwaukee. national cham.
pion. won from John Walsh. Helena
Mont. PIT. 1921. and 21-1. DIR. Can
Haedgc, st. Paul. former national
champion. kent in the running by win
ming from McDonough, New York,
PHO. and 21-7.
Jack Ahprn. St. Paul. eliminat ed
Max Gold. Los Angeles. 21-1S. end 81
"a. kammann of ST. Louis. lost to
Sac|mann of New York. pit and
21-16. When the veteran Seinerd OF
Cleveland. defeated Borgclt. Milwau-
kcc, 21-14. 1921. 21-t2. it left Schin-
npr. the only Milwaukee entry in tho
singles.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-21
SOME HIGH TOTALS
Believed AtkipsOn's s35 Worlds Three
Game Bowling Record.
Milwaukee. Wis. March ct.-What

Milwaukee. Wis. March 2t.-What
is thought TO be worlds record for
n three-game total was made last night
by A. Atkinson. shooting with the
Clybourn Alley five Of Milwaukee in
the American Bowling Congress tour
nament. when he turned in games of
%. 2JS and 24J for a total of 49,.
In his doubles yesterday Atkinson to-
tailed 5S4. and made J7S in his sin
giles, which, with his record score, put
him in second place in the all events
with a total of 1897.
=. w. u. Zimmerman Of Chicago tool,
the fourth position in the singles with
66S count.
G.. Caibion # st. Louis treated the
fans TO some excitement when he
opened his first game of the doubles
with eight pins and then struck all
the way out for 27S total. This
is high single game of the meet.
Chicago, Cleveland, Grand Rapid:
and New York will be represented on
the drives today.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-21
COUNT ON AMERICAN
Mellen From New York Strolting Ok
ford Crew.
BY the Associated Press.

London, March 21.-Old rowing
fans who watch the Oxford and Cam
bridge crews sweeping up and down
the Thames every day in preparation
or Saturdays race say that w. T..
Mellen, the 20-year- old New Yorker,
is the best stroke Oxford has had since
the war. They also speak highly Of
the Dark Blue crew that Mellen leads.
crew that contains one other Ameri-
can, Keith Kane of Newport, II. l.,
at No. 4.
Not since before the war has Ok
ford triumphed in the varsity race but
this year her followers are more hope
full than before. And much of their
hope is pinned on Mellen, although it
IS his first year with the varsity
crew.
Kane is veteran varsity oarsman.
lie was star Mt Harvard. both up
on the water and on the gridiron.
Mellen was at Oxford last year.
fresh from MiddleSex school at Con-
cord, Mass. At Middlesex his oar
swung with the second eight.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-21
HOPES VICTORY AT
BILLIARDS EXAMPLE
OF FIGHTING SPIRIT
Camp Says Gridiron Of
Diamond Could Not Haze
Sh0wn Better.
By WALTER CAMP.

Copyright, by The San Antonio Light.
New York, March 21.-It is toe
bad that every college baseball and
football player in this country could
not have seen the recent match be-
tween Willie Hoppe and Jake Schaef-
er for the billiard championship
Neither the gridiron nor the diamond
could have furnished a more striking
example of last ditch fighting spirit
directed and supported by wonderful
self control and coordination of mind.
eye and muscle.
Every Hoppe enthusiast who sat
through the early stages of the
matches and witnessed Schaefer pile
up lead Of nearly 400 points and
then saw his man undaunted and I'M
shaken, fight. fight, fight back against
those odds and family surmount d
wall that seemed insurmountable, had
right TO pride in his man. That
fight was made in the face of a phys
zeal handicap which obviously led the
present champion to avoid masse shots
and which bothered his stroke. yet his
cold-steel determination in the final
points literally swamped his opponent.
1t was a grand match, for SchaefcT
was not lacking in nerve. skill or
determination as his run of PA points
showed.
1t was an exhibition of the kind of
spirit which every football coach in
the country strives TO instill into his
charges. For it is the ability to fight
Il losing fight undiscouraged with de-
termination undimmcd yet with a
GOODNESS that avoids mistakes and pen
alties. that wins football games and
makes champions in every line of
athletic endeavOr.
That spirit undoubtedly is response
Bile in some measure for the centrali-
cation which is growing manifest in
Yale athletics and which has been
brought to notice by the selection of
Charley O'Hearn as captain of the
hockey team. O'Hearn is a football
star, baseball star and hockey star.
Aldrich. who captained both football
and baseball teams at New Haven,
was another example, but while Al
drich usually was in prime physical
condition. OHearn has attained a
high place in athletics although at
times his health has been anything
but good. Owen of Harvard is an
other athlete whose possession of the
qualities indicated has wrung admira-
ton from foe as well as friend.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-21

One of the beliefs Of Clarence Will
liam Martin, new track coach at Har-
ward, is that in order TO produce a
good track team, one must have a
young army of candidates.
The track world is watching Mar
tins work with decided interest. He
has a reputation of turning out Win
ners as early as hungry prize fighter
disposes of juicy becfsteak. Among
his protoges are Larry Shields, inter-
collegiate mile winner last year
Romig, winner of the intercollegiate
cross-country run two years back /;
Barron, hurdler Of the 1920 Olympic
team. and Helferrick, who captured
the honors in last years A. A. L.
half-mile run.
Martin came to Harvard from Penn
State. His theory Of having many
candidates worked to the extent of
raising the initial squad from p to
800 men.
During his college days at Whit
man College. Walla Walla. Washing
ton. he made the enviable record If
100 yards in Q A. seconds.
After two years at that institution.
he went to Notre Dame and then to
the University of Pennsylvania, where
he also was a star.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-21
KNOCKOUT OF O'DOWD
ENTITIES MALONE TO
TITLE CONSIDERATION
Fairplay Halls "Real Mid
deweight Champion"
at Last.
BY FAIRPLAY.

Copyright by The San Antonio Light.
New York, March 21.-At last a
real middleweight champion!
At least. that is the way the up
and uppers along the Great White
Way were speaking of Jock Malone
of st. Paul today. malone knocked
out good old Mike O'Dowd in the first
round the other night and O'Dowd.
while he has been slipping of late,
was still good enough TO make Ma
lOne's feat very creditable.
Malone is DC years old and is of
Irish. not Scotch, extraction. He has
beaten a lot of good men, including
Mickey Walker. the present weller
champion: Pal Reed. Lou Bogash and
Panama Joe Cans. In some sixty-odd
battles dating from 1916 Jock has lost
twice. one to Bryan Downey on Il
decision and once TO Bob Sage on Il
foul. Malone is a clean-cut lad. a
real mixer. and the chances are that
Richard and other promoters can use
him to inject ginger into the middle
weight situation.
As for Mike O'Dowd, he appears to
be about through. But the fans will
not soon forget him. Wherever there
was the chance of a fight Mike was
there. He turned his back upon no
man and he was one of the real lights
Of his profession who lost no time in
getting into the war against Germany
in 1917. Mike served throughout the
war and then. returning to this coun-
try, won the middleweight champion
ship. which he lost TO Johnny Wilson
in Boston. O'Dowd was never
world-beater, but he was well above
the average.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-21
DOGS DIE OF PETTING
Husl,ies That Stood RigOrs OF Winter
Races Get Distemner at Show.

Berlin. y. H.. March 81. - The
crack dog team which Arthur L. Wal
den of Wonalancet, drove to victory
in the international dog race here last
wear is broken IN. the result of too
much petting. The huskies stood up
under the hard going of the snow
trails. but when they were benched
at a show in Boston they developed
distemper. and three of them had to
be shot.
The troubles that beset his team.
according to Walden. were the results
of their show experience.
1T is the law of the wild that q
husky will die or become distemnercd
if he is housed in" said he. " Men
who knew told me that would hap
pen TO my team. End it did"
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-21
PORTUGAL TOO SLOW
Challenges for Davis Tennis Cup
After Entries Close.

New York. March 21.-Portugafs
challenge for the Davis Cup. contained
in delayed cable dispatch reaching
the United States Lawn Tennis Asso-
citation Tuesday night. arrived too
late TO be accepted for this years com
petition.
The dispatch was dated at Lisbon
March II. it was announced. two days
after 1923 entries were closed and Il
day after pairings We're made, thus
eliminating the possibility of accept
ance even had the challenge not beer
delayed in transmission.
Portugal was notified of the asso
cations regret and urged to chal
lenge for the 1924 contest.