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Evening star., 1923-03-28
FIGHTS At FORT MyER
APPEAL To D. c. FANS

When Fort Myer stages its FIVE SIX
round boxing bouts with Fort EUstis
tonight, the Capital city Will be va
Gated by several hundred flstic fol-
lowers. The bouts have proved so
popular that The officials Of the post
are considering the advisibility OF
alloting more parking space for
motorists.
Ward Of Fort Myer. and Bailr OF
Fort Eustis. rniddleweights. are 70
figure in what is expected to be the
main attraction.
Other bouts listed are:
l20-pound class-Carbon, Fort Myer,
VS.. Gun, Fort Eust!s.
125-pound class-Jones. Fort Myer,
VS.. Lavrinc, Fort Euetis.
I3o-pound class-De Carlo. Fort
Mver. VS.. Mazza, Fort Eustis.
l45-pound clas@OConnen. Fort
Myer. VS.. Selka, Fort Eust!s.
Evening star., 1923-03-28
BARNETT, PRO, ON Job
| At CHEVY CHASE CLUB

Robert T. Barnett. the new golf
professional at tho Chevy Chase Club.
has taken charge. He will at once
rearrange tho shop and install his
racks and ciub-cleaning apparatus.
Barnett came from the Tredyffrin
Club near Philadelphia, where he WAS
ranked as one Of tho leading golfers.
He also was president OF the Phila-
delph!a Professional Golfers Assoc!-
alton.
Barnett was not due to formally
take up his duties until April I.
Work ON the courSe OF the Wash
ington Golf and Country Club TO fin
ish up what was left undone last fall
Will start this week. Three greens
are yet unbuiit and several tees have
10 be constructed. The greens will
be planted by the vegetauve process
and 1t Is hoped they may be in use
by July /.
Evening star., 1923-03-28

But those who know tho coach VII
wink at this guinness, for the.
know that Western will present !
formidable nine this season. Muci
hope IS based on Lee UpverzaG
whose heady pitching IN the Ceutrs
victory. Lee IS looked upon as tl1
lad to repeat this achieyerne ent thA
season. He will be paired with He:.
negan, who pitched four-htt gam
two youngsters followers OF Weste.1
visualize another championship az
gregation.
Midget Shows Up Well
Western may spring q pleasa1
surprise when her team makes &c
debut with the George Washingto,
Engineers this Saturday. Ever hea
Of lad weighing ninety-fve pound:
extending full FIVE feet in height an
base ball nine? Well. Up to tn
present time, little Bob Cough, Six
teen years old, has graced the key
stone sack for Western. and. froc
his performance at that position. til
indications are that he will make I;
regular berth. This petite youngsto
boasts OF strong fielding aT-ri
speed ard the ability TO hit then
farther than the pitchers mound.
Two young Syr!ans. Charles Ha
geagc and Thomas David, probably
viii receive consideration. HageaGi
is out for q berth il the field an
David is trying for shortstop. Be
cause Of Dulin's speed, Coach Gree,
probably Will shift him from frs
base, where he played last year. q
center field. Mike Stevens. d south
paw. is booked for first base. Pau
Frisby, captain and manager OF West
ern's 5 Iva skrt ball team this year. ais
is IN the running for first base. Third
base position is being hotly contestei
70" 10y Nordltnger. Edmonston ant
Sasher, while as iielders Coach Greer
can choose from Homer Thomas
McNaulty, Mitchell and Anderson
Gischer and Capper, both holdovers
are listed TO do the catching and Tor
| Lake. KintChloo and Vestal are du
for some mound work.
Evening star., 1923-03-28

ans will open the season at Arlington
April IS.
Plans for the season OF the War
wick Athletic Club will be discussed
at q meeting In the home OF Ralph
Bennie, 1895 c street northeast. Fri
day night. Saturday the Warwicks s
will meet the Liberty A G. at the
Plaza at $50 pm Games have been
scheduled with Waverly Juniors. Mar
feldt Juniors, Park View Juniors,
Mackin A. c.. Shamrock Juniors, Vic
tory A. c., Riggs A. c.. Liberty A c.,
Chevy Chase EearcatS and the Royals.
Teams in the thirteen-year-oId class
wanting games with the Smithfield
nine should write to Louis Rose, sos
5th street northwest.
War Department League has reor-
ganized for the season and is ready
for business, wi n the lone excep J :
that 1t needs sixth team to round
out the circuit. five having been ad-
mitted. Dwight L. Davis, assistant
secretary OF war, vas elected hon.
orary president of the league, with
Col. Walt c. johnson as the active
head. L. 9. Schmidt was chosen sec
retary- treasurer.
Quarternasters, Ordnance. Finance,
Director Of Sales and AIl-Service are
the teams granted franchises. ANY
OF her, team. that would like a berth
may get In touch with Secretary
Schmidt. at ss07 Munitions building
or by calling Main 2520. Branch 1852.
Evening star., 1923-03-28


Candidates for the Central Presby-
tcrian Church team are requested to
report for practice on Diamond No. 3
OF the Monument grounds Saturday,
ut go. F. Summer, at Main d5i7. eI-
poets to have thirty players present.
Games during the Easter holidays
with teams in the sixteen-year-old
class are wanted by the Epiphany
Lutherans, according 70 Manager
tBerryman.
Members of the Corinthian Midgets
want games with teams in the twelve
and thirteen year old class. For
games call Manager L. Entin, at Col.
1904, after o'clock.
Al Goldstein. guard Of George
Washington's basket ball team. has
been elected captain of the HerZl
team for this season. After two
weeks practice the team has been cut
down to the following p. ayers: B.
Sauber and jacobson, pitchers. Mil
Cohen. Marks, j. S2ubcr, y. Goldberg
and Blum. inficld nrS, aud y. Goldberg,
C-eenberg. Felke-, Danzansky and
Goldflcld, ijclderS.
Triangle A. c. OF seat Pleasant.
Nd, will open the season Sunday with
d gamo with the Atlas A. c. For
games write to Ralph Clancy. Land
over Nd
Fruit Growers Express Company
has organized a team and would like
to arrange games with teams in the
unlimited class. G.. Chaconas, at Main
$3.50, will schedule games.
Manager Frank Afhey of the West
er1l a. c. would like to arrange games
with teams in the senior class. He
particularly wants a game this Sun
DAY in Georgetown at l pm.
Century A. G. will meet the Lin
worth Juniors next Sunday at Rose
dale.
The new men, Sheffe'l and Tulick
have been added to the Manhattan
squad. For games call G t. Hutch
inson, at 1905 Rosedale street north
east.
CherrydaIe base hall nine is prac-
ticing on Clark's field. The Firgini'
Evening star., 1923-03-28
INDOOR NET TITLE EVENT
DRAWS FIELD OF STARS

NEW YORK. March 2s.--Teun.s
officials will conduct today the draw
for the national indoor champion
ship tournament. which will open
here Saturday, with about sixty en-
tries
Francis T. Hunter, the present
champion; Vincent Richards, cham
pion OF 1919; s. Howard voshell. title
holder In lsi7-1s; Frank T. Anderson.
1921 champion. and Herbert L Bow
man, New York state titleholder, are
entrants.
Evening star., 1923-03-28
HAGEN DOES LAST NINE
AT PIhEHURST IN 80

PINEHURST, y. c.. March 23.--
walter Hagen. British open cham
pion. played the last nine holes of
tho championship course here In q
sensational 80. in 2 match in which
Hagen and his amateur partner. A.
s Brown, jr., Of Salem, Mass. were
defeated, and 2, by Joe Karkwood, the
Australian. and Grantland Rice. the
writer.
Hagen had a score of 3r-s2-ss
for the eighteen holes, and K!rkwood
had a round of 34-36-69.
Evening star., 1923-03-28
COACH GREEN'S GUINNESS
DISCOUNTED BY MATERIAL
Four Regulars Lost From Last Year, But Talen
Available Encourages Supporters to Hope for
Another Championship Outfit.

~OAC GEORGE GREEN champion ball
gum dsconcertng filtered his yesterday
- that
since of Ross White
stars Of bygone day
hasn't all the Western
capped OF
opinion things hortstop
Hair ahgh pitcher Nelson Jeess field Bo"
base graduated last leaving filed h
Evening star., 1923-03-28

the team positions. a large cro~d
In the singles. afiians Of ST. Johns
smashed the NAPLES for a count OF
s93 and went into first place. He had
a handicap of three pins. Heinzman.
with a handicap of Is, scored 357, and
Welch. conceded 81. knocked over
339 pins.
Milans also went into first place
In the all-events with scores OF 3s3.
343 and 2S3 for a total OF 1929.
In the doubles. Abbott and Con-
molly. carrying q handicap OF 81.
pushed their way into second place
with 4 score Of CSC. Dickey and
Margeson. allotted so. went into third
place With 656. Abbee and Smith.
with q handicap OF 6. scored s45.
None OF the team scores approach
ed the opening night leaders. st
Johns, No! 9. did the best with 1.s1S
having & handicap of is9. Stansbury
No. /. awarded. ~. crashed the ma
pies for 1859. Arnenius. given 81
had 1855.
Tonight's program carries twenty.
Evening star., 1923-03-28
U. S. GOLFERS INVITED,

NEW YORK. March 2S.-MembeS
of the Anne rican amateur golf team
who will go abroad for the Wake
cup matches with Great Britain. hav
tournament 1T London, April %. Mos
OF the players are expected to ente
the event.
Evening star., 1923-03-28
>ucceo building Boxers Hurts Sport Western to Haze Formidable Nine
STATUE OF BULLDOG
At YALE IS OPPOSED

NEW HAVEN. Conn, March 49,
Prospects Of Yale's traditional
bulldog appearing On tho caAp1s
In hronze AisapDeareA today with
the announcement ~ the Yale
Daily News that tweAty-three OF
twenty-five elass secretaries can
vassed were opD0sed to the pros-
pect. Caustic comment on the
esthetic effect o1 placing the b1ll-
dogs statue on the campus with
that Of Nathan Hale and other
famous Yale men accompanied
most Of the letter.. 1t had been
proposed that alumni raise $500
for q statue Of the bulldog.
Evening star., 1923-03-28
MJUDOON WISE In BANNING
THE HELODCE-FIRPO CONTEST
The Farmer Can Hit But Is Terribly Slow and Prob
ably Would Be Slaughtered in Ring With
Rough Argentinian.
BY FAIR PLAY.

EW YORK March If they don't building up woudbe
putting them fighters who have chance,
killed of these days Then the old
hue and will be raised again against boxing.
Floyd Johnsons against Thompson which
Willard knockout seconds
is the
wenbut demon
stand the big he
stacked Johnson, Who
nOud have knoN Ssed
Evening star., 1923-03-28
INSIDE GOLF
BY George O'NeiI.

IL In generally regarded as the
best golf style to use the square
stance for all full shots. A great
mAjr1ty Of the ttptop players
stick to the square stance be-
Cause ID seems to give the greatest
leverage ON the ball. and IL also
permits the player TO assume
stance position toward the ball
that is of considerable impor-
tance.
When you stand at the ball
ready to make your swing. your
right shoulder should be some
what lower thnn your left--nOt
exaggerated mt all. But 1t should
not be ahead of the left shoulder
that In, IL should not be forward
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Evening star., 1923-03-28

of any imaginary line passing
through your shoulders and TO the
dAEpole on the green ahead. If
you get the right shoulder ahead
you Will develop n tendency to
slice. because your club face will
be cut across the ball IL you don't
watch IL most carefully. Gene
Sarnxen hns a great fault of play
In that respect. Unless he adopts
n better position for his right
shoulder I'm the stance 1 predict
that he will not be a champion
very long.
In trying to arrive at tho best
stance for your use don't forget
the toes. They should be turned
slightly outward. especially the
left one. The foot in that position
enables the leg 10 take up the
passing of the body's weight In
the down-stroke pivot and holds
the body in line. The slight turn
inK of the toes outward has
great deal to do with the comfort
Of the swing.
Copyright. John F. Ollie CO..
Evening star., 1923-03-28
BRITISH TO CHALLENGE
YANKEES FOR POLO CUP

LONDON. March ZS.-sN,rttng
Life says the Hurltngham Colo
committee has decided to Challenge
the American Polo AsSOcfat1On for
the Hurlink ham, cup.
Viscount WimbOFne ts chairman OF
the committee.
Evening star., 1923-03-28

Members Of the Cairo A. G. elected
Admiral Cary r. Grayson and Mrs.
Grayson president and honorary vice
president, respectively. of their or
gantzation last night at the home OF
Edward Dove. 1886 10th street north
west Teams wanting games may call
North 1876.
Kanawha nine will meet the Eialto
club on the Washington barracks
diamond Sunday at 1890 O'Clock.
Evening star., 1923-03-28

~Can do she said, which means
"yeN." as the Chinese language
has no word for "yes" or mo"
Amy man taikec my 80 fashion
homesidef"
Then she explained. "Catchee"
signifies Ownersbip. "naskee"
means nII right. "Chop, chop" fs
equivalent TO hurry" "Number
one- means nrst-class. "Cum-
shaw is tip. "he no saENy
means that he does not under
stand. "Chit" II n letter. "Walkee"
IL used for all forms of locOmatf0n.
ale bnye catchce one piecee wife
homesfde" means "He has mar
ried.''
sounds rather silly, doesn't tts
But ia il absolutely necessary.
She told of n diEnifed friend who
disdained the use OF pidgin Eng
lish. maintaining that II he spoke
plain English he would do AS well.
Dorothy put him to the test.
ASK my boy TO Eo upstairs nnu
bring me IA perfumed handker-
chief" she said. Her friend In
structed the boy In perfect Eng
Iish. The boy looked puzzled and
replied, .NO can do"
Then Dorothy spoke TO him as
follows In pidGin Engiishi
"Doy! 10 topside, catchee one
piecee biowhanh, puttee stink
water. bring downside."
And he did.
Evening star., 1923-03-28

Looms and Currency captured two
games out OF three from the Liberty
Loan cuint in the Bureau OF Engrav-
Ing and Printing last night on the
Recreation alleys. their scores being
1856. 476 and 453. Billings OF the losers
had the high set-3i6-and ReiR Of
the winners the best game OF rs.
Evening star., 1923-03-28
COLLEGE BASE BALL.

At Macon, Gs.-Ysle. S; ogIethcrpe, l.
At Lexington, va.-Washinston and Lee, {
Now York University, 4.
University, 4.
Evening star., 1923-03-28

In q sD<cfai match at the Recreation
last night Herzog's quint won two
out OF three from the Walk Over
team with the scores 492. 4S4 and 455.
The first game was decided by a sin
gle pin. FHeishruan Of the winners
had the high set Of 320 and Werner Of
the losers the top game Of 129.
Evening star., 1923-03-28

THE CHINA SEA. January To-
China IL m immense country. with
st least o0O.OOO.OOO people. No
body knows the real population of
China, a. a census has never been
taken. Nearly Atty different Ian
guaEes are spoken and q native
of one section cannot understand
the nntive of another.
"PIdgin" English is q necessary
requirement for any white man
who expects to spend my time
there. The language consists of
several hundred English words
adapted to Chinese pronunciation.
and used without regard to Eng
lfsh grammar, but n they would
he in q Chinese phrase. 1t is even
used by the Chinese themselves
when two FROM different provinces
meet.
Les Rowland's friend. Dorothy
Bond, who has lived in Shanghai
Eve years, was asked to explain IT
for us.
Evening star., 1923-03-28
BROOKLAND NINE FIGURES
ON BEING In TITLE HUNT

Booand base ball has been staged since the days Of the
planning achieve things this
It's the the Of the suburb and OF the
the heavy schedule has been
by the citizens Of that neghborhood cham
ponp Manager John J. McCann 5l0 Rhode
It, 5 booking
Evening star., 1923-03-28

ANNEX No. 2 won two out OF three
from Special Audit with the scores
4S4. 4s6 and 40. Rhine Of the win
ners had the best set OF 3ll. anc
Byrne OF the losers the high game OF
1875 Special Audit rolled 543 in win
ming the second game.
Evening star., 1923-03-28
MISS QUA|TES BOWLS
142 GAME, LEAGUE MARK

Bronson Quaites. rolling for the
Billie's team in the Washington La
dies League, made a seasons record
for the circuit last night when she
turned In a game OF 142 Lorraine
GULL had been leader. with 131. Miss
Quaites' other two games were not
SO good, as she finished with a get
OF 3l9.
Biliie's team took two out OF three
games from the Registry ouint with
scores of SIS, 4i4 ard $50.
Internal Revenue girls swept the
boards with the War Department
ouint with the scores AT. All and 423.
Miss Bywaters OF the winners had q
game OF 102.
TO be stopped. They won all three
games from the Columbians last
night. their scores being 476. AS and
'472 Miss Guilt OF the winners had
both the top game and set OF ia
and 500.
Western Union captured the odd
game from the Sales Tax girls with
! the scores OF 494. AT and 4S5. Miss
! Biting Of the winners had the best
set of 3l8 and shared honors with
Miss Bradt for the high game Of l21.
Sales Tax OF the Internal Revenue
League captured the odd game from
the Matson Unit last night with the
scores 493. ATS and AZ. Redmond OF
! the winners had top set OF Sl5 and
| game OF 1T.
Evening star., 1923-03-28
MILANS BOWLS TO FRONT
IN TWO MASONIC CLASSES

good bo scheduled to roll tonight the Masonic
NV King Pin alleys but they will have to
the leaders. Last night the first
singles Of and in the doubles
the second and third places There no changes
Evening star., 1923-03-28

four IN the singles, eighteen in the
doubles and eight in the team con-
tests as follows: New Jerusalem, No.
l and No. 2: King David No. / and
No. Q: Mount Pleasant, Naval, Joppa
and Potomac.
Evening star., 1923-03-28
LEADS INDIANA NATAToRs.

BLOOMINGTON, Ind. March Is
John Moore of indianapolis, has
been elected captain OF the Indiana
University 1924 swimming team.
Evening star., 1923-03-28

Century A. G. will meet the Lin
worth Juniors next Sunday at Rose
dale.
Evening star., 1923-03-28

The new men, Shefrel and Tulick.
have been added to the Manhattan
squad. For games call c I. Hutch
1nson, at 1905 Rosedale street north
eaSt.
Evening star., 1923-03-28

Manager Frank Afhey of the West
ern a. c. would like to arrange games
with teams in the senior class. He
particularly wants a game this Sun
day in Georgetown at l pm.
Evening star., 1923-03-28

Fruit Growers Express Company
has organized a team and would like
TO arrange games with teams in the
unlimited class. G.. ChaconaS, at Main
$3.50, will schedule games.
Evening star., 1923-03-28

Triangle A. c. Of seat Pleasant,
Mo, will open the season Sunday with
81 gamo with the Atlas A. G.. For
games write to Ralph Clancy. Land
over, Nd
Evening star., 1923-03-28

rherrydaIe base hall nine is prac-
ticin- on Clark's field. The VirEini-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-21
TELL THIS
AT DINNER

A woman had engaged a man
servant who was new to his job,
and among other things she had
instructed him to always bring
anything into the drawing-room
on a tray.
A visitor called one day with 81
large and Notwithstanding dog,
which was left outside. When tbs:
visitor was about to go, however,
his hostess wished to see the dog,
so she rang the bell and told the
man to bring it in.
Some minutes elapsed, but he
did not appear. Suddenly the
sound of angry growls, snarls and
banks was heard, so the bell was
rung again, and the man entered
carrying the tray, but with look
of distress on his face.
Pardon me, madam" he said,
with a deferential cough, "but l
could not indooce the hanimal to
sit on the tray. e knocked me
down three times and bit my leg
somethin' cruel. If the gentleman
wants i'm, 'e's still outside
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-21
THE WAYS OF A HUSBAND = By Ann lis
Delightful Sequel to the Serial "When Girl Marries
Which Scored Tremendous Success Through
out the Nation.

he was Drawer than the men who
had no fear to conquer. It's not
fair to quote that struggle against
him."
WAS he honest when he stolc
Phoebe from me?" Virginia con.
tinued Jelly.
II thought you'd forgiven him."
cried. But what does any of
that matter? He was a child
when he tried to run away from
military service. He conquered
his weakness. And he confessed
it when he might have posed as
a hero for volunteering. AS for
the elopement. we all know how
much Predetermined to be his
wife-how she loved him"
"Are you accusing my little
dead sister Of forcing her love on
Neal Hyland?" sneered Virginia.
I'm only reminding you-how
much she loved him." said
gently. Wont you be tender
with him. JeaAie-for her sake?
The baby is Phoebe's legacy to.
Neal"
Her legacy to me-" inter-
rupted jeanne furiously. 'ITl
never forget that. I'll never fail
my duty. That precious mite
shan't fall into the hands Of a
thief. If it's a case of his having
the baby, I'll go to law. If you
want Neal Hyland to escape the
penalty Of his deeds, Anne, you'll
have to buy his immunity"
Jim" cried helplessly.
Aren't you going to help me?"
JIM HAS FAITH.
81 believe in Meals honesty"
said Jim suddenly. az know the
boy isn't a thief. But he-failed
a great responsibility. I don't
think we can trust him with
Phoebe's baby"
wen be letting it go at that,
Jeanie," said Pat, soothingly.
Let's not be hurting Anne. She
believes in Neal. We know that
he has failed a trust. We can't
be judging him as partially as
Anne does. But for her sake
wen spare him"
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THE RHYMING
OPTIMIST
By Aline MichaeIis.
The Long Ago.


~ H, little lad beside the road,
how strange you cannot
" know you live in lands I'd
love to see, my Realm of Long
Ago. Your feet are free to wan
der forth down daisy-bordered
ways, your heart is light, no
shade of care across that prov
ince strays. The world awaits
your eager gaze, each morn fresh
joys you greet, fresh marvels
ever spread their lures before
your questing feet. A land of
fragrant clover bloom amid the
tangled grass, a land where
merry brooklets laugh as to the
sea they pass. Glad days with
pole and fishing line beside the
water spent, then trudglng home
through dusk and dew, tired out,
but well content. Glad nights
when stars bent clear and low
their tender watch to keep, no
of your untroubled sleep. Oh,
monarch of the dusty road and
meadows spreading fair, would I
could leave my lofty place to
walk beside you there! But grim
years stand like sentinels and,
barred from where you go, I stand
without and try to glimpse my
Realm of Long Ago. All, surely
skies were bluer then and hills
were taller, too, and fresher
winds woed sweeter scents from
orchards. wet with dew! The
brook was wilder than today,
and trees a fairer green and
larger clovers thanked the banks,
a gayer brook between. But,
little lad with questing feet, it
makes me glad to know you live
in lands love so well, my Realm
Of Long Ago.
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BOBBIE AND
HIS PA

~ UR teecher was telling us
in skool today about a
~ long word, witch is called
Gratty-tood, 1 guess that is the
rite way to spell it, Gratty-tood.
1t is butiful thing, our teech-
err sed. We find it often in the
harts of the simpel & low-ly, sed
our teecher. Often, also, we
fale to find it ware we look for
It most, our teecher sed.
1 asked Pa about it last mite,
Pa, sed, tell me sumthing about
Gratty-tood
Well, sed Pa, Gratty-tood is a
other word for thanks, Bobbie,
ged Pa. If 1 do sumthing noabel
& gennerus for you or yure
mother, witch is what I am all
the time doing, sed Pa, you feel
Gratty-tood, or thanker-ful-ness
Eed Pa. That is as it shud be,
Pa sed. Well mite you both
show Gratty-tood, sed Pa. Well
mite you both be thanker-ful that
you have such relashun az
what / am, sed Pa.
Now, Bobbie, sed Ma, you unn-
derstand, do you? If you give
thanks daily & nitely, sed Ma,
that you have such a wunderfuI
father, you are grateful. or in
other words, sed Ma, you are
showing Gratty-tood But if I
work all day long, sed Ma. & git
three nice meels for YOU & wire
noabel father, it is all in the
days work & nothing is sed sed
Ma.
/ see. sed Pa. You mean that
/ am a Inner-grate.
No, sed Ma, but / think moast
men is kind Of thotless about
beeing Grateful wen thay shud
be, sed Ma. Thay take too much
for granted, sed Ma.
w n.y. liAS SSu d. Ifdtly-
TODD is my middel naim, sed Pa.
/ was thankful wen l married
you, sed Pa, & l am thankful now
beekaus 1 dOant have to get mar
ried agenn, sed Pa
/ guess thare will newer be
any occashun for it, sed Ma. If
you keap on smoaking those
strong cigars, sed Ma, you will
pass on into the crate beyond
beefoar ! do, sed Ma. OF course
hope not. sed Ma, but 1 wish
you wuddent snoak SO much.
Then Pa lifted a other cigar 4
went in the front room to reed
his paper, I will close with i
pome,
In this life so ruff & rude
Thare isent vary much CRAFTY.
TODD.
But I give thanks for all / get
e. also look for moar, you bet