Evening star., 1923-08-26
To Editor The Star whose elegant
printing annoys the Evil Dooer.

To Editor The Star whose elegant
printing annoys the Evil Dooer.
~ EAREsT sIR:-Last wedsdy
pm. while Hon. Mrs. c. w.
Quackmire were away play
D ing poker for charity at
some church bcnefat 1 went sneek-
retively through house for find what
I could read. At lastly 1 serched
through Hon. Liberry and dishcover
one swollen book of title. Paris; or
200 Easy Ways of Getting Gay"
l take this Hon. Book to kitchin and
set down feeling very greenitch VIII
lage. Now 1 should learn something
to poison my soul. Goody! .
I got full of enjoyment right away
while reading about Eive la Vie and
other wickid sports. In that sweetly
perfumed town (Paris) all the streets
are called Champs and French per-
sons rides around in buggies winking
at each other. Think that! People
get sober at pm. and commence all
over again without danger of arrest.
American Is spoken everywhere. Is
that not the life?
1 sat there all absorbed like a
feet falling into Hon. Kitchin. Then
what do I see? S. Sage. Esq, by
golly! He has disappeared two (2)
years so almost forgot him.
* x x 4
GO SAGO, ESQ.," ,1iolla equally.
y. you have been keeping your
self in storage for long time"
"Ideedly 1 could" he narrate with
Berton Holmes expression. For two
(o) yrs. I have been travelling sales
man, selling Japanese spark plugs for
airships. This take me quite dstantly
here & there"
"Alast" 1 say that deeply like
lover. How / wish / had . or 3
wings. Then I too would fly to
yonder and back again to here"
ITO where would YOU go, if any
where?" he ask out.
ITO Paris, France" negotiate with
81 & grone.
20 Ratz." he snuggest bitterly.
why you refer Ratz to Paris?
ask to know. Are that not place to
see? Think what enthusiasm. riding
on the Boy de Bologny, setting up
nights with art students while look
ing at famus masters painting Janus
beauties. Think of a city where
every tourist is Bohemian and says
VOLTA. How can 1 be educated with
out seeing Paris?''
Fer education" dictate Hon. Sago,
"you must see America first"
America ?" I holla. II see it all
the time. I am standing on it,
move occasionally maybe you would
see more of it," he dib. Come. Togo.
What about Paris inf1ames you so
muChly?'
Il require to see high life" This
from me.
IF you require highness," he ne
Eotiate why you not trip to \. Y.
and observe Woolworth Bldg. touch
ing heaven with 8 & 10c expression?
Or Hon. Statue of Liberty. tallest iron
lady in the world, holding up her
torch to light y. y. Harbor that
bootlegg ships. comeing in. will not
collide with immigrant ships, going
out? Or why not take slight excur-
sion to Pacific Coast where redwoods
sprout to clouds and it are possible to
climb two (2) mountains at same
time?'
What two CD mountains can be
clum at same time?" ] ask for cunun-
drum.
MT. Rainier & Mt. Tacoma. Those
mountains, ezackly similar in shape
& size, occupy ezackly the same place
on the landscape. If you come from
Denver Duluth or Detroit you will
sware that YOU are seeing only one
U) Mt. But If you come from Oregon
or Washington, respectfully. you will
know that you are seeing Mt. Rainer
& Mt Tacoma together"
Mt. Fujiyama never acted like that,
in spite Of her volcano behavior"
report.
SsTF you study America" say S.
Sage. you will find nothing act
ing similar to elsewhere. Look at
Boston," I do so. From a quaint
cod-fshery. founded by Pilgrim
Fathers in 1892. she have now arose
to such prominence that she got a
President of the United States who
was elected because of his bravery
in telling Policeman what he
thought of him. Also, if you are
yearning for picturesk villages. what
is the matter with Wash. D. {. %
Tell me, if convenient" l reproof.
There sets the nations great law
manufacturing body with it's three
depts. as following;