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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-06-27

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PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
A. ". Ross, Pastor.
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A. ". Ross, Pastor.
In the midst Of the heat Sunday
we had a loyal hand OF worshipeFs
and God Himself was with US in His
Word-sung, read and taught. 81!
Morning Worship-10:30. a s.
Subject, Precious Promises. IT.
No evening services. ~
Allan School-3.00.
On Sabbath July 8th we will have
our regular quarterly Communion SER
vice in the morning. And prepara-
ratory service on Thursday July 9Th.
at eight o'clock in the evening.
Bible school will close during
Chautauqua week, closing for the week
On Wednesday June 9th at noon and
opening again on Thursday July 9Th.
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02
HELPING TO MAKE WAR AND MURDER
POPULAR

1t is passing strange how sympathetic some
misguided so-caled Americans can be. They
are now pouring out their hypocritical tears over
the awful plight of Germany and kissing the
name of France because a determined effort is
being made to force Germany to pay what she
agreed to pay when the peace treaty was signed.
Americans have an awful short memory. They
forget what Germany did in Belgium when they
wrought havoc in mines, Wantonly destroyed
hospitals, churches and lives of men, women and
children. Who was it that sunk the Lustania
and skunk away in the night to bring terror to
the hearts of all America? Germany, who was
making world war to conquer all the peoples
of the earth and bring them to their knees as
payers of homage to the almost all-poWerful
kaiser.
Germany left death, destruction and despair
in her wake when in power; levying as she Wllled
and destroying what she could not use. 1t cost
thousands of lives of Americans to stop this
slaughter of nnocents Her agreements were
but scraps of paper" and now with crocodile
tears, she begs to be allowed to scrap" her
given word, hiding out her wealth and pleading
poverty.
France paid in III to the last franc Germany
made poems of France and took her territory.
Now when the tables are turned, Germany
would have all her past record of plunder, muir
der and rapine wiped out and forgotten, because
she needs the money.
Undoubtedly Germany figures that all she can
save by degenerate tactics she can use later to
bring France and Belgium to their knees again
in future years.
America paid in lives and billions and is still
being taxed until it hurts, because Germany
thought she was able to whip the world, and
came near doing it.
America and Americans should stand squarely
behind France until she takes measure for
measure from Germany for the atrocities she
has committed Pulling sympathy and flowers to
brutal, wanton murderers only help to propa-
gate the inhuman game.
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02
IJNoUALIFIED

In the days of the circuit rider, a
preacher was on his way to Muncie,
Ind, but lost his road Coming upon
a small boy fishing, he questioned him
and was soon put upon the right track.
He rode on a short distance when it
suddenly occurred to him that the day
was Sunday and that he had not re-
proved the youth for fishing on the
Sabbath. Turning about, he returned,
and said:
"My little man, don't you know this
is Sunday and that fishing on Sunday
is az sin? Come with me and / will
show you the way to heaven"
The sunburned child looked up con-
temptuously at the sky-pilot.
"Aw, blazes! Why, you don't even
know the way to Muncie."
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02
NO SURPRISE PARTY

Hon. John Sharp Williams once had
an engagement to speak in small
southern town. The train on which
he travelled was slow one and he ex-
pressed his opinion of the road very
forcibly to the conductor.
"Wal," said the conductor, "why in
thunderadon't you get out and walk Z"
II WOULD" said Williams, "only the
committee doesn't expect me until the
train gets in
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02
AT LEAST 4 CHANCE

A small boy in a Chicago school re-
fused to take part in a sewing lesson
on the ground that it was beneath his
dignity. u.
George Washington sewed," said
the teacher, taking it for granted that
every soldier has to do it at times.
''You don't consider yourself better
than Washington, do you ?"
II don't know; time will tell" re-
piled the boy.
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02

The Arizona state assembly of the American
Association of Engineers has voted almost un-
animously in favor of the Colorado river pact.
Whether the action of this body of men who
make it their business to know whether or not
such projects are right or wrong, will have any
enghtening effect on the state legislature is
hard to predict, but it will convince the major
ity of the people of Arizona that the pact should
be ratified
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02

Lots of doting parents start off with the er-
roneous idea that it is brutal and harsh to cor
rect an error in their Offspring. Aside from
this manifestation of Observation-Disclosures, they
are too busy or lazy to take the time. Their kid
should be allowed freedom of selection" in the
way to CO. and with lack of inherent wisdom,
selects the pleasant road of least resistance and
joins the vast army of "wotinel is the use.'
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02

Senator Fred Golfers new socialistic state
bank bill is some freak in the way of finance.
The bill would have the state of Arizona estab-
lish a bank at Phoenix with $1,000,000 capital
No interest is to be paid on deposits except
small amount to pay the taxes on the money de-
posited; all state moneys would be deposited in
this bank and loaned at A per cent. He should
have gone farther and compelled all who have
money to put it into this bank and charge them
a per cent on it until the interest eats it up.
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02
PUBLIC DEBT CUT QUARTER BILLION
SINCE JANUARY /.

Reduction of the public debt of the United
States by more than S25O, ,000 900 in the past few
weeks was revealed by recent statement made
public at the treasury.
The gross debt on January 81 stood @ at. at Sza'- M
731, 1872, ,37466, as compared with $22,986,318,-
018.09 on December 81.
The total interest bearing debt now stands at
$22, ,354 059, ,703.55.
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02

Congressman Galivan in attacking the 18th
amendment on the floor of the house the other
day made the statement that recently "dry"
senator had become too drunk to answer roll
cali" and "had to be restrained by two of kis
colleagues from getting on the floor" Probably
the reason he drank was because he was SO aw-
fully dry.
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02

One of the oldest things about mankind is
that they will ask an expert for assistance on
how best to make headway toward success in
life. then damn him for not having pointed out
an easy lazy way without effort. Brains without
effort is like the DID, efficient wheelbarrow-
worthless without motive power.
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02
is JUSTICE DEAD?

We are mighty glad that such men as Elihu
Root has taken the stand that there is the most
urgent need for putting the laws of this nation
on a basis of Justice. Vastly is it to the credit
of the American people that they have patiently
accepted existing conditions without revou-
ton instead of hoping against hope, that our
system of avoiding justice, might sometime be
so reconstructed that justice might prevail over
the subterranean passages OF the law.
The two essential defects, Root contends, are
responsible for useless litigation, prevent re
sort to the courts to enforce just rights, make 1T
impossible to advise persons of their rights, and
when litigation is begun create delay and ex-
pense."
The Root report declares the most serious con-
sequence of defects in American law is that they
create a lack of respect of law, which under
mines the moral fiber of the community and be-
come cause of antisocial conduct. AS result
the rich are more apt to cheat and those IN I'M
mediate want are more apt to steal
Root will urge restatement of the law that
will have an authority much greater than now
accorded to any legal work. and he proposes to
put the whole influence of the bench and bar OF
the nation back of the movement through an
American law institute.
J. Hannibal Clancy, who is student of justice,
rather than law student says:
"In the first three months of 1919 an exact
count was made and there was a total of 5,927
cases tried in the high courts of the United
States, in which % ,986 points were discussed, OF
which 12,259, or 81 per cent, were points OF
practice and procedure having nothing to do with
the merits of the case.
These points of practice and procedure repre-
sent game played between lawyers with the
Judge as umpire, in which the clients pay the
bills The litigant with just claim must win
the game through his lawyer beating the other
lawyer, before the right or wrong OF his case
can be passed upon. If his lawyer loses the
game with the other lawyers, the client is re-
gretfully told that he can't get justice.
The originating summons would do away with
all of this common law buncombe. Two litigants,
or their lawyers, would go before master,
state their cases directly to him, and the mas
ter" would write out a statement of the issue
for the guidance of the Judge He would do all
the work that is done by lawyers in their huge
and roundabout pleadings and he would do it in
the interest of justice, not to give one side an
advantage.
Lawyers under our present system, are of
ficers of the court" and, according to what
seems to be the proper ethics among lawyers IS
that Officers of the court can do no wrong
unless they should kill each other.
The people by and large are clamoring for
Justice" and about all they have been able to
get in the past quarter of a century is-law.
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02
DELICATE

"My wife," observed Henry Kleev-
EN-, "is one in million. She gifts up
in the mornin', milks seven cows and
gifts breakfast fer 10 hard-workin'
hungry men before 6 o'clock"
"She must be very robust wo-
man." said the stranger from the city,
"That's-the funny part. She's sick
ly and delicate-like If that woman
was only strong don't know the
work she couldn't do"
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02
AS PER SCHEDULE

Two farmers met on a country road
and pulled up their teams.
"Si," said Josh, 1--WE got a mule
with distemper. What did you give
that one of yours when he had it
"Turpentine. Giddap!"
A week later they met again.
"Say, 81, / gave my mule turpentine
and it killed him."
"Killed mine, too. Giddap!"
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02
TALKS, TICKLES AND
TANTRUMS
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OPTIMISM

1t was the first time the two crooks
had encountered each other since their
arrest, and they were renewing ac-
quaintance in the prison van trans
porting them up the river.
'Well, Bill" remarked the safe
blower, Eve both dragged down life
sentence, didn't we?"
"Yeah," agreed the hopeful high
waWnan, "but I'll betcha the last five
years of mine that I'm out before you
are"
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02

1t is evident to Egyptologists who have dug
into things that the king some old sport.
They are now familiarly addressing him as "Old
King Tu-Tanks." The vast amount of food that
was left in his tomb 5000 years ago has all been
ct up, at least that portion left was still unfit
for use.
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02
FOR w Should HE LOSE?

Ikey could not learn to subtract, so
the teacher put this practical problem
to him.
"If key had eight pennies and lost
three Of them, how many pennies
would key have left?
"For why should key lose three
pennies 2" came back the prompt re-
ply.
"Hell is not sulphur, it is not burn
ing flames; it is losing your interest
in things"
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02

A Ford duplication burned up the other day
at Yuma and the Yuma Sun says the chassis
was destroyed, though the gasoline tank failed
to blow up The Yuma Sun discaims any credit
for having started the blaze at this time of year.
anyhow.
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02

Back in Illinois housewives aver that it is not
safe to leave anything loose around the house for
fear it may be stolen One lost her husband that
way The maid hooked him, while Mama was
petting the poodle
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02
AR0uT THE SAME

North: "Do you let your wife have
her own way?"
West: Absolutely. And when it
comes to rain | let it rain, and when
it wants to snow | let it snow"
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02

Movie actors over in Hollywood are forming an
organization to save Art. Don't just know who
Art is among them, but from all indications
he's in aheova fix morally not financially, if
that bunch want to save him.
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02
THE REST CONCEDED

Him--"My friends call me the dane
ing fool"
Her-"Oh, can you dance 2"
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02
DIFFERENT

The old-time maiden used to blush
and murmur coyly: "This is so sud
den," but the modern flapper looks
a fellow in the eyes and says: go
on, where do you get that stuff"
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02
CRIMINAL CARELESsNESS

Mrs. Newlywed: "Oh, Jack, you left
the kitchen door open and the draught
closed my cookbook, and now | have
Mt the faintest idea what it is I'm
cooking"
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02
JURIES STILL OUT

"Have you any marriageable daugh-
ters, Mrs. Willoweeds ?"
'Not today, but / expect to have a
full line in next week I have three
whose divorces are pending"
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02

Hoover is in favor of Muscle Shoals develop
ment. The daily dozen might help.
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02

What does your father do for a
living ?" asked one little girl.
why" replied the other, 'he takes
up the collection in church"
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02
MILLS is AN HONEST DEMOCRAT

Here are a few worthwhile editorial men
tions from the Phoenix Messenger, staunch
democratic paper, not democratic for revenue
only" Undoubtedly Brother Mills is a Rotar-
ian at heart And like lot of other fool ed
tors in the state he vastly prefers that his city,
county and state go ahead to prosperity, regard
less of the personal financial prosperity of
few political hangers-on. We are guessing with
Bre'r Mills that the political kangaroo rat can
out-iump the fellow who has spent his own
money to secure an education and who idiotically
thinks that actual service should get him any
where if he doesn't bull-shoviki a lot of votes
along with it. Forget all else except how to get
the most votes and you win. Brer Mills excui-
pateS:
eff the members of the sixth Arizona egls-
lature are satisfied with the record they have
made up to date we must say they are char
liable lot"
after all we still have confidence in the IN
telligence of the membership of the legislature
and believe the Colorado river compact will be
ratified before final adjournment"
'The Messenger has no quarrel with the leg
islature over the numerous siX-bit measures un-
der consideration. Just as well worry about the
style of punctuation.
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02
ARSENT TREATMENT

The bank where Pat kept his money
was in difficulties and was using cash
iers' checks instead of cash. When
Pat went to draw out his money they
tried for long time to explain the
situation and finally believed that they
had made it clear.
"It's like this" said Pat. "Phen
the baby wakes up in the night and
cries for milk, gives him milk
ticket"
Some folks should wear a placard
over their mouths which reads: COP
ened by Mistake"
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02

Ben F. Goodrich, prominent attorney in the
early days of Tombstone and Bisbee, died last
week in Los Angeles. Uncle Ben," as he was
affectionately called by his Arizona friends, was
a member of the 25th territorial legislature, a
member of the council of the last territorial leg
islature There were twelve members of the
council which under statehood is designated as
the senate In looking over the records we find
that five of the twelve have gone to higher
councis-NGike Burns of Yavapai Ben Good
rich of Cochise; G. w Norton of Yuma; Eugene
Brady O'Neil of Maricopa Thomas F. Weeden
of Pinal. The living members of the council are
S. E. Day of Apache; F. S. Breen of Coconino;
JAS B. Finley of Pima and Santa Cruz; John r.
Hampton of Graham, (Which then included
Greenlee county,; VIM. Morgan OF Navajo,
Keen st. Charles of Mohave, and Geo. w. P.
Hunt of ella, president, and since then three
times governor
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-02
BRUTALLY STATED

Mrs. Blackstone-"Yo never tell
me any Of your business secrets"
Blackstone-"Of course not, my
dear, ! expect to remain in business
for quite awhile yet"
Small boy: II want some medicine
to reduce flesh"
Clerk: "Anti-fat?"
Boy: "No Uncle"
Evening star., 1923-11-01
WANTED-RoOMS.

YOUNG COUPLE desire front room and kitcl;-
enette, unfurnished, i'll private home.
cars, southeast section. November s: state
price Address BOX 1T9-Z. star office,
TWO. unfurnshed, by two young ladies, en-
pl"yed; electricity. Address Box 1927. star
ONCE.
COMFORTABLY furnished apartment or
Ink, with Protestant family. by govern
ment emplOye and his mother; location pref
erably within 20 blocks Of the Patent Ofice:
references exchanged; please explain fully in
first letter. Address BOX % u. Star Office
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CLEAN, furnished room in private house
electric light. use Of bath. wanted by private
chauffeur twhite, singeI; best references;
must be in NV between NJ 81. 18th st. and
Rock Greek. Address Box 2OZ, Star Office
Evening star., 1923-11-01
RENT RoOMs-sUBURBAN.

lyon PARK, VA Room With Ink new.
modern home w +. Sia~.
100 s. SPRTCE. C.arendor Va.-Three uu
furnished rooms. win bath. hOtwItcr heat
gas and electric. ."
LARGE ROOMS. Sleeping porch: ami. and
garage. Apply 3S3a 28th 81. Mt Rsinier
Md. Phone HyattSville I2T-M.
Evening star., 1923-11-01
Lambert-Hudson Motor: Co.,
633 Mass Ave. NV. FIR. 700.
STAR SEDAN.

Only a few weeks old; equipped Hith every
extra possible. Cost over 81 900 with extra
equipment Now is your chance TO get car
equal 10 new by taking up Just tie unpaid
notes. amounting to 1904. which II. less than
Ford sedan without any extras Can be
seen between and o'clock at
THE NORTH CAP. SAVINGS BANK.
Please do not phone IL
Evening star., 1923-11-01
ROOMS AND BOARD

1905 AND 1914 MASS. AVE. Nw.-tleau
comfortable single and double rooms: twin
beds. electric lights steam heat. phone
tinuous hot water: walking distance 80 ail
depts.: excellent meals; reasonable rates. -
APT POI, 37O9 1ath NV u3th and Spring
road dl-Parlor-be bedroom. for two girls in new
apartment with other girl cooking and clean
ing done by maid. Cali after o'clock adj
dress Box 9l-N, star Office. l.
1924 ST. N.W.-Large, light, warm
plenty TO eat; hot-bread vegetables and fruits
in season; electricity; two baths; Du
pont. West 27S4. 1s
1902 CONN. AVE. - Large second-Hoor room
for two; twin beds; private layatory: clrr
tricity: front ROOM two or three. $40 month.
bath and laTatory adjoining; 4th-foor single
room. $40 month.
NEAR DUPONT CIRCLE--Two rooms with
board, $50 each; suitable for three boys or
two couples; electric lights, parlor. piano;
good home for the right party. North 1892
BRIGHT. CHEEKY ROOM. windows;
tinuous hot water enc square from cars.
meals across street. NJ H. Griswold. Lincoln
1850. Sc
ONE vacancy for girl in attractive house run
by girls; no work; living expenses, $40; ref
crences exchanged. Adams 1929.
1906 ST. N.W.-Twin beds; for two gentl"
men; steam heat; electricity; phone; reason
able. IL
1921 18th N.W-Double room running water.
well heated and furnished; also single room
excellent meals. l.
14os NEW HAMPSHIRE. adinininG Dupont
Circle-Second-hoor outside rooms. $50 20 so,
semi-pryate bath. j
140s NEW HANPSHIRE. Dupont Circle
Warm sunny roohIs, second foOri semi-priyate
bath; $3o-S45 central. 2
1000 PARK ROAD NV front rooms eaSSa1
excellent board: prices reasonable; on IT,
bus lines and near 11th st. car line. -.
ARCADIA 625 Mass. ave. n.w.-Steam heat.
electricity; room and board. Ss $3.50, SO week.
1854 -KILBoURNE PL--DesirabIe room for
one or two gentlemen; private family. Adams
1910 or call. .---
1924 18th, S.w.-Warm. comfortable, double
and single rooms; splendid meals; excellent
accommoda tions: walking distance. 4"
"a EYE ST NW.-Two furnished rooms
southern exposure; with board. Franklin 1853.
1918 III ST. N.W.-An attractive studio home:
practice pianos for musical students; $41.5O
per month.
1s4s CALVERT N.W.-Private family; large
front ROOM twin beds; single room; modern
home; excellent meals. Telephone.
NEAR DUPONT-Attractive. refined home;
ladies preferred; every convenience; keTes
leges. North 1908.
Evening star., 1923-11-01
BUICK.
USED CAR
DEPARTMENT.

Selling used cars represents
selling merchandise just the
same as selling new Buick cars.
We are as vitality interested in
building confidence and good
will from used car sales as we
are from new car sales. With
this thought in mind it is our
established policy to give used
car buyers the utmost value for
their money.
Evening star., 1923-11-01
AUTO STORAGE.

Storage Space Now Available.
Cars called for and delivered.
The MOTOR COMPANY,
Repairing Of all kinds.
14l0 Church st. NV. Phone NJ 1874 .
Storage Space Now Available.
REASONABLE RATES.
SHEEHAN'S GARAGE,
1886 ST NV. Phone Frank. 5617
Repairs.
Cadillac SpecinIists re
Evening star., 1923-11-01
RENT ROOMS-FURNISHED.
CnntfHnad.

CLIFTON TERRACE EAST, APT 300-Nice,
comfortable room; all conveniences; elevator:
phone; separate entrance; reasonable. Call
after $50 pm.
DUPONT CIRCLE l13I5 10th st.l-Large
Evening star., 1923-11-01
RENT RooMS-FUREISHED.
Continued.

COPLEY COURTS, APT 5l4-Corner room.
four windows; connecting bath; excellent
Evening star., 1923-11-01
FOR SALE-AUTOMOBILES.
Continued,
Cole "8" Sport Roadster

Mileage. 1900 miles; every possible extra.
wire wheels. cord tires: motor and gen
eral appearance perfect. On sale for few
days only at S773.
A GENUINE BARGAIN.
EASY TERMS ARRANGED
Evening star., 1923-11-01

1892 3lst ST. MT RAINIER. MD-3 rooms.
heat aud gas: plenty yard and porches fu~
Link: no objection 10 children. S3I
49, OTIS PLACE N.W-3 unfurn~hpd rooms
.hk.: bath: eIec: b. win new house. rent
$40
Evening star., 1923-11-01
HOTEL LOGAN,
Iowa Circle.

Lowest hrst-claso hotel rate,
in the cita
Rooms without bath-Single
ST day; double, 50.
Rooms with private bath
Single. SI.5o; double. S. dav.
Evening star., 1923-11-01
RENT ROOMS-FURNISHED.

High grade living bedrooms: double or twii
beds: emi-priyatc baths. steam heat. ami
phone Between California and Wyoming
Mt Pleasant car
Evening star., 1923-11-01
RENT R0OMs-FUR. & UNFUR.

2lls KALORAMA ROAD near Connecticut
ave. bridgeJ-0ne or two rooms. private bath.
new house.
AZ QUINCY PL. N.w.-Comfortable room
reasonable
2Op3 EYE ST. N.W.-With OF without boa Z.
transi@nts accommodated forms reasonable. -
Evening star., 1923-11-01

II I ST. NV large 2nd-story south front
Ink; TO quiet couple: heat. gas, bath, phon"
family adults
Evening star., 1923-11-01

1913 MERIDIAN PI. NW.-Apt . rooms and
Apply TO 3516 Center Il. NV.
Adams 639 -
Evening star., 1923-11-01
RENT ROOMs-UNFURNIsHED.

1914 y ST NV large 3rd floor rooms snG
bath, heat, light, gas; FOR light housekeeping
$40 month First floor front room, so month.
kitchen
Evening star., 1923-11-01

1908 GIRARD ST. NW-Two communicating
rooms with large closets: one With southern
exposure; entire third hoor of private res
d@nce of family Of adults. %
Evening star., 1923-11-01

1903 NEAL 81 -Four rooms bath
fully equipped kitcIief large closets and heat
4410 7th N.W.-Flat four rooms bath, cleo
tric. gas. heat- nhnnk. S.
Evening star., 1923-11-01

9O4 NJ ST. S.w.-Large front room ON second
floor, suitable for twO; reasonable. Phone
Franklin $685.
Evening star., 1923-11-01

2l6 4th ST. S.E.-Two rooms. in good condf-
tion; good neighbOrhood; immediate possession
reasonable Apply J. II. Shields Room 10.
Franklin Natl Bank Bldg. VI. 1sT7 10
Evening star., 1923-11-01

1881 o ST. S.W.-Apartment or rooms in
private house; excellent location; reasonable.
Evening star., 1923-11-01

1857 EUCLID ST near 18th and Col. rd.l -
Front room, CHEEKY, warm, near bath: two
car lines; convenient meals: Protestants. Col.
Evening star., 1923-11-01

1908 COLUMBIA RD.-Warm, cheerful room !;
electricity; instantaneous hot water; gentle
Evening star., 1923-11-01

plenty to eat; hot bread. vegetables and fruits
in season: electricity; two baths; near Du
pont West 27s4 1s
Evening star., 1923-11-01

1899 nth ST. NV. Apt. No. Large. clean
room in private family; steam heat, electric
Hight, continubus hot water; On O. 7. line, one
block from bus line. IL