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Evening star., 1923-05-08

OF the Treasury. Mr.. Mellon; the Post
master General and Mrs. Harry New,
the Secretary OF Agriculture and Mrs.
Henry c. Wallace, the assistant sec
retary Of the Navy and Mrs. Theodore
Roosevelt Senator and Mrs. Phipps,
Senator and Mrs. Cameron, Senator
Elkins, the superintendent Of
schools and Mrs. Ballou, the assistant
superintendent of schools and Mrs.
Kramer. DR.. Frederick Juchhoff, dean
OF the school of business administra-
tion, American University; DR.. Frank
w. Collier, dean Of the graduate
school Of arts and sciences: Prof and
Mrs. Charles S. Smith. G. w. u: Prof.
and Mrs. Merton L. Ferson, dean, g..
w. u. Law School: Mr.. and Mrs. w.
B. Hardy, DIR. and Mrs. Abram Simon,
Mrs. Brandeis, DR.. and Mrs. w. X.
Butler. Mr.. and Mrs. Houston. DR.. and
Mrs. Swormstedt, Miss Jessie Mac
Bride, Mr.. and Mrs. Joshua Evans, jr.; /;
Mrs. Ellen Spencer Mussey, DR.. and
Mrs. Shute and others.
Evening star., 1923-05-08
Births Reported.

The following births have been reported t.
the health department In the last twenty -four
hours:
Seabrook B. and Ethel NJ. Walsh, boy.
Ashton and Edna l.. Coburn. boy.
Robert G. and Aletia G. Clark, boy
Joseph H. and Elizabeth II. Melia, girl
William z. and Eleanor Snyder girl.
Monroe Z. and Lottie J.. Spriggs girl
Evening star., 1923-05-08
Dinner for Gen. HarbOrd
Attended by Secretary DENLY.

| Attenufo Dy secretary DeADy.
| The Secretary of the Navy was the
last night at the Army and Navy Club
In honor of Maj. Gen. James G. Har-
bord. former deputy chief Of STAFF.
preceding the unveiling Of the por-
trait of Gen. Harbord, presented to
United States Marine Corps. Secre-
| tary Dehby made the presentation,
and letter from President Harding
was read regretting his absence and
! praising Gen. Harbord's work.
| The dinner company included Mai
! Gen. John A. Lejeune, L. s. NJ. c.;
Mai. Gem. Wendell c. Neville, U. s.
| M. c.; Brig. Gen. Smedley d. Butler,
7; s. NJ G; Brig Brig. Gen Gen. Es RufYs qs H; Lane An
| Cawley, ~. S. NJ. C.; Brig. Gen. Logan
Feland. u s. NJ c.: Col. John r. M
| Taylor, u. S. A; Col Georges A L. Du-
mont. lpilitary attache. French en-
U. s. NJ. g; Maj. Maurice E. shearer,
U. $. NJ. G.; Maj. William E. Bevan,
U. s. NJ. c.: Mr.. Richard V. Oulahan
and Mr.: Richard s. Meryman.
The Speaker of the House of Rep
resentatives. Mr.. Gillett. has re-
turnedj to Washington after an alb
sence bf ten days. during which time
se sp Mai daTs et1 in RSs RSsGa IN ana
| in Boston, will join the Speaker here
later in the month.
Rear Admiral and Mrs A. H. Rob
| ertsou, who are now at Hot Springs.
| will teturn to Washington Monday
| AFTERNOON.
Thei marriage of Miss Rose Mulcare
daughter Of Mrs. Rosa May Mulcare
! TO Mt. Samuel Judson Roberts, whose
| engagement has been announced. will
! take lplace at st. Margarets Episcopal
| Churth Wednesday, May 16, at II
| O'Clock in the morning. The Rev.
Herbert Scott Smith. rector of the
| church, will of1ciate at the ceremony.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Norment left
| the city today for New York and will
| be att the Plaza Hotel until Saturday.
| whe1 they are sailing on the Majes-
| tic I'd spend the summer in Europe.
Mri and Mrs. Glen Stuart, who have
| beeH in Pittsburgh for short So
| jourh are at the Shoreham on their
waH back to the eastern shore of
Mart tland, where they are building a
! country place.
mett at Wardman Park Hotel early
| tho summer. Nine. Zaldivar, sister of
Princess Ghika will leave the latter
patt Of this month for her homo in
Salvador.
Ifincess Ghika was luncheon
hoStess at the Shoreham yesterday.
enS PERTAINING a party of five
Miss Charlotte Freeman Clark has
requrned to Washington, after spend.
Evening star., 1923-05-08
Society
Mrs. Harding Lends Name to Head List
of Patronesses for Fete Champetre
at Twin Oaks on May q.

Mrs. Morris will entertain at dim
ner tuesday, May is.
Mrs. Thornton p Boland will be =
luncheon hostess ,o.,,..--...
Miss Elizabeth Hanna will go to
upperville, Va, tomorrow to visit
Miss Adeline Oxnard. returning here
Miss Hanna and Miss Jean Suther-
land will leave Washington Mag 2S
for the western coast. where they
will spend about month.
Mr. and Mrs Chester A. Snow. jr.
have returned from their wedding
trip to Europe and have taken an
apartment at 2001 18th street.
Mai. and Mrs. Maxwell Murray will
entertain at dinner Saturday evening
Mrs. Murray. who Is spending sew
eral days in New Jersey, will return
to Washington Friday.
Mrs. Marian Sveig announces the
marriage Of her daughter. Carmene
Marie, to Mr.. Ernest Buford Jenkins
Saturday, May 5. Mr.. and Mrs. Jen-
kins will be at homet after May 20, at
the Bell Apartments.E Huntington, w.
Va.
In addition to thoseS already pub
lished. the following have subscribed
for boxes in the new Washington
Opera House to be erected on the
site of the Edison Bradley house at
Dupont Circle: Mrs. Edson Bradley
Mrs. Stephen B. Elkins, Mrs. Charles
Roughton Wood. William Phelps Emo
Mrs. w. J. Boardman. Maj George
Oakley Totten, Mrs. Alice BaEney and
Mrs. B. H. Warder.
Gen. and Mrs William J. Snow will
entertain at dinner tomorrow even
ing.
Evening star., 1923-05-08

ing a week in New York. During her
absence Miss Clark attended the Lee
high College prom.
Nine. Soyes and her daughter, Miss
Litia Dawson. left Washington today
for a visit to Mr.. and Mrs. George
Murray at Mount Claire, n. j., and
later will go to West Point to visit
Nine. Soyes' son, Cadet Ohlan Daw-
son.
Mrs William Henry Smith. jr.. will
entertain thirty guests at luncheon
on Sunday in her country home near
Rockville in honor of Mrs. Nathan
Hopkins Heft of New York and Mrs.
Edward Robbins of Pennsylvania.
who will come tomorrow to visit Mrs.
Smith.
Patrons for the all-high school
Shakespeare pageant, which Is now
in progress. include: The ambassa-
dor of Great Britain and Lady Geddes,
the Secretary of State and Mrs.
Hughes. the>Chief Justice and Mrs.
William Howard Taft, the Secretary
Evening star., 1923-05-08
Marriage Licenses.

Marriage licenses have been issued to the
following:
Franklin O. Lundt Of Allentown, Pa. and
Marion e. Gore Of FredericksburF. Va.
Frank A. Kicks and Edna Z. Warneld.
Eugene Myrick and Rebecca foyer.
William Grihin Of Baltimore, Nd, and
Samuel 3. wheeler and Mamie Bell.
Charles T. Wayne and Anna Jones.
Philip 8. Hickman and Lillian A. e. Mar
rel. both Of Richmond, Va.
william T. Hill Of Baltimore. Nd. and
Mary 4. Jones Of Chesapeake Beach, Nd.
Evening star., 1923-05-08

Mrs. Wilson Compton will enter
tain the Warrington alumnae club
of Pi Beta Phi at garden-supper
tonight at her home on Cathedral
avenue. Mr.. William s. Culbertson,
vice chairman of the tariff COM
mission, will speak during the even
ing.
Evening star., 1923-05-08

and Bess 8. Roy Of Charleston. W. Va.
john Mcclure and Catherine Donahue.
Earl Collins and Martha FoGts,
Joseph Luces and Florence Meades, both
of Oxon Hill. Md
Evening star., 1923-05-08

York In staying ut the Hamilton
Hotel. She IL accompanied by Mrs.
William s. bennett Of New York.
Mrs. Horner had guests dining with
her last evening at the Hamilton.
Evening star., 1923-05-08
BoxhOlders for the
PembertOn Dancers May Is.

Among those who will occupy boxes
at the concert of the Pemberton
dancers to be given at the President
Theater Tuesday evening, May 10
are the assistant attorney general and
Mrs Edward d. Hays. Judge and Mrs
/. w. Hit. Representative and Mrs
Fletcher, Mr.. william Phelps Emo
and Mr. Lawrence w. Wallace.
Evening star., 1923-05-08

BENJAMIN Gibbs and Mary Purtchers.
George 81. Willis and Katherine NJ. saiter.
both Of Auburn, N. Y.
Chapman ". waggener Of Bentree. W. Va.
Evening star., 1923-05-08

Mri and Mrs. Glen Stuart, who have
| been in Pittsburgh for a short So
| jourh, are at the Shoreham on their
waT back to the eastern shore of
Mari fland, where they are building a
| country place.
Evening star., 1923-05-08

Mr.. n. D. Maher of Richmond, Va.
was Joined in this city by his son
and daughter-in-l law, Mr.. and Mrs.
H. r. Maher of New York city, and
all are at the Burlington Hotel.
Evening star., 1923-05-08

Ensign r. c. Cowell. U. s. NJ, and
Mrs. Cowell are guests at the Lee
House while staying in Washington.
Mrs. Charles L. Horner of New
Evening star., 1923-05-08

Mr. and Mrs Harry Norment left
| the city today for New York and will
| be att the Plaza Hotel until Saturday.
| whe1 they are sailing on the Majes-
! tic I'd spend the summer in Europe.
Evening star., 1923-05-08

Rear Admiral and Mrs A. H. Rob
ertsou. who are now at Hot Springs.
will feturn to Washington Monday
AFTERNOON.
Evening star., 1923-05-08

Miss Charlotte Freeman Clark has
'epurned to Washington, after spend
Evening star., 1923-05-08

DR.. and Mrs Loren johnson and
their daughter. Miss Neville Johnson.
will leave Washington the middle of
June for their summer home, Birches,
at South West Harbor. Me.
Mrs Henry G. Morris entertained
a company of twelve at luncheon to-
dav at the Shoreham.
Evening star., 1923-05-08

Mrs. George D. Hope entertained
informally at dinner last evening, at
her apartment at the Wardman PARK
Lnfal
Evening star., 1923-05-08

Mr.. Bruce Clark entertained COM
pany of eight at the supper oance
last evening at LIE Paradis.
Evening star., 1923-05-08

Mr.. E. H. Frederick, assistant in
chairman's office Of the Shipping
BOARD. and Mrs. Frederick have as
house guests at their apartment
200 Connecticut avenue, Mrs. p. J.
Shannon, sister of Mrs. Frederick
and Mrs. J. A. Evans, both OF De-
fiance, Ohio.
Evening star., 1923-05-08

Mrs. Lloyd Smith entertained
small company at luncheon To-Day AT
the Brooke Tea House.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-03
LABOR DAY is
OBSERVED HERE
Picnic and Benefit Dance
Are Main Events

Labor day In Seattle war Oh.
served Monday with many picnlcs.
tours. haIi games and out.of.town
celebrations. and with benefit hall
at the Armory in tho evening. held
TO assist in raising the $4,000
mortgage on the Ryther home Tho
grand march was 70 be led by Mayor
Brown and Mother" Ollie Bythcr.
head Of the homo.
Labor was az Btandstill with
the majority Of aeEtih's working
men enjoying day OF rest. a
basket picnic, under tho auspices OF
the Seattle Labor council. WIS TO
held in tho afternoon ~ Woodland
pnrk. with athletic games and races
at 1880
Hundreds OF Seattle working men
left early Monday morning TO at
tend the celebration az Kciso. at
which William VI. Short, president
OF the State Federation OF Labor,
will be the principal speaker Other
gatherings were to DO held at Van
couyer. y. G.. Roslyn and Gle Elun
The final park band concerts were
to he given Labor day al South
park at $50 p. m. and at Woodland
park Mt $50 p. m.
BUSINESS houses and stores arc
closed during tho entire day. No
mail deliveries viii be made on the
holiday. II was announced at the
postoffice.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-03
FEAR SEATTLE
men VICTIMS
Admiral Oriental Employees
in Devastated District

Fears that u. w. Latte and John
Timing, OF Seattle, Oriental agents
Of tho Admiral Oriental Steamship
company. may have been caught in
tho great earthquake and fire that
destroyed tho cities of Tokyo and
Yokohama. were entertained by of.
ficiais Of the company here Monday,
Latte was to have gone TO Yoko'
hama from Kobe at about the time
OF the disastcr," said ~ w. Hors'
man, assistant vice president Of the
line, Monday. No information as TO
whether inc bad reached the de-
stroyed city had been received,
Practically all communication DO
tween Kobe and Yokohama has been
cut or and u Is not known whether
he reached tho lattcr city ia safoty,
Timing was known to huye been
in Yokohama when that city was
reduced to ruins by the great quake
and fire. II is also feared That he
might have been IN The offices main
tnlned By tho Admiral Oriental line
in the doomed city, which nrc be
licved 80 have crumbled with the
Turn 10 Page ., Column -
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-03
SEATTLE To AID
QUAKE VICTIMS
Chamber Plans to Take Ac-
ton on Matter Immediately

Seattle win be the first American
city 10 proffer help TO needy japan.
Il plans discussed Monday by Cham
Der OF Commerce officials mature
Tuesday. a, meeting Of the board
OF trustees
The thing has como upon MS 50
suddenly and Is such tremendous
shock. that We have scarcely had
time to realize It's awful Significance. /.
said chris,y Thomas. secretary Of
the Chamber Of Commerce. Monday
morning. To-day we shall begin
working out tentative plans 10 be
submitted 10 tho trustees tomorrow
With View TO concerted action on
the part OF all Seattle.
Seattle by reason Of her close re-
Iationship with the Orient. probably
understands tho situation there bet
tar than any other American city.
Seattle Is regarded as the first port
IN point OF Importance among Japan
csc shipping men and industrial
leaders in general there and IL Is only
natural that seattle should want to
do the big thing at the earliest pos
sible moment"
MIR. Thomas said the chamber like
~ would first communicate with
Chuichi Ohashl. Japanese consul
here, with a view to determining
just what steps would be the most
practical at tho outset Mir ohashi
is directing q campaign among Jap
nnesc rcddonts OF Seattle to raise
funds for food and general relief His
drive will be confined TO the local
Japanese colony in the beginning;
later it may he extended TO other sec
tons Of the state.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-03
SOUND MAY Get
BIG TIDAL WAVE
Japan Quake Reaction May
Be Felt Here
ny STEVE ARNETT

Warnings that Northwest cities on
Puget sound and the Pnciflc ocean
may be affected by tidal waves, re-
acting from the earthquakes and
undcfsca disturbances that have
wrecked aud inundated the cities Of
Japan, mc given out from Philadcl.
phla in United Press dispatches by
Milton Mobiles. earthquake expert,
who predicted tho disaster that
destroyed japanese cities.
Tidal waves Of considerable sever.
NV were predicted for the Northwest
ana Pacific coasts by Mobiles Mon.
day. lie believes that the reaction
from the Japanese disturbances
may be felt hers within tile next
few days.
Lieut.. Com. Paul II. Rice OF tho
Navy Hydrographic survey hero
also predicted tidal WAVES for this
Turn 10 Page 8. Column ~
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-03

JAPANESE NATION SET BACK
GENERATION BY TRAGEDY
The Japanese nation is declared to have
been set back generation and to have lost
its position as fourth world power thru the
calamity 20 its public buildings institutions,
records and finances.
The new government is struggling to func-
ton amid the chaos. Premier Yamamoto
formed and established his cabinet during
the terror that followed the first great shock
at noon Saturday; shortly afterward he was
attacked by assassins; then the building in
which he conferred with his ministers was
destroyed by flames
Various reports say the prince regent, who
fled from his house in the imperial palace
when the shocks came, is safe; others have
him missing.
Relief is being rushed to the stricken cities
by American warships of the Atlantic fleet.
The fate of numerous foreigners in dis
tricts visited by the quakes is as yet un-
known. Many are feared to have lost their
lives at Mount Hakone.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-03
JUGO-SLAvIA is
WAITING ACTION
Corfu Occupation Consid-
cred as Invasion of Rights
CONSTaNTlNOPLE. Sept. 3.
Italian torpe boats nj
Smyrna have received orders TO
join the Italian Adriaiic fleet
Immediately.

ATHENS. Sept. S~-Jugo- Slayia
will take designated measures" in
the event Italy orders mobilization Of
her military forces or land troops ut
Epirur. Belgrade has informed the
Greek government, It was made
known today.
Belgrade and Athens are in con-
slant touch regarding the Italian
moves in the imbrogUo precipitatcd
by the assassination OF five Italian
officers In Greece and tho Greek re.
fusal 70 submit TO oil conditions Of
Premier Mussolini's ultlmatum.
Jugo- slavia win regard Italian Mt
tempts 10 permanently occupy Corfu,
key 10 the Adriatic. as an invasion
Of Jugo- Slavian rights. 1t is under
stood. as such occupation would
amount to bottling UP the leading
member OF the little entente.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-03
Let Seattle Be
Prompt to Aid
lEDIToRIALl

Seattle and other Pacific Coast cities should be
FIRST in taking energetic steps to relieve the suffer-
ing of the stricken Japanese.
cruel blow has fallen on our neighbor land to the
west, and every American will be ready to express
his sympathy in practical aid, as promptly as effec-
tive means are ready for carrying that aid TO the in
jured.
There are at least two good reasons why Seattle
should be foremost in this work. First, because Sc
attic is close at hand relatively both from the geo.
graphical standpoint and in the way of trade reia
lions Second because we want the Japanese people
to know that our opposition to their coming to this
coast as settlers does not in degree affect our
friendship for them in their own country or our
humanity TO them, as to any others. in the hour oil
grief and distress.
The Star hopes that the Seattle Chamber of Com
merce the local Red Cross organization or some other
agency of strength and standing at once take the
leadership in carrying this citys help to the devas
tated district across the water.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-03
Horrors OF Devastation
Are Described BY Witness
Japan Loses Place as Fourth World Power in
Wake of Quake, Fire and Tidal Wave Terror


OSAKA, Japan, Sept. 3.-More than 100000 lives
now feared to have been lost in the greatest dis
aster of Japanese history, when earthquakes fires
and floods destroyed Tokyo and Yokohama Satur-
day.
One hundred thousand were killed in the capital
according to latest reports by airplane, and like
number is believed to have persisted in the port city
of Yokohama.
Government buildings in Tokyo and Yokohama
collapsed killing hundreds but the royal palace was
only partly destroyed, according to avaors, and
is sheltering refugees
Aside from the terrible toll of lives Japan has beer
set back a generation by the; disaster, the Osaki
Manich says.
The financial loss from the earthquake, which
threw down many of the finest modern structures OF
the capital, destroyed bridges tunnels towers, manu-
featuring plants, banks and residences and from the
fires which followed and still raging beyond con-
troll, has been inestimable
Japan will lose her position fourth power of the
world, according to the Mainich, because the coun-
try has no financial reserve.
The largest companies are bankrupt; insurance
concerns and many of the strongest banks probably
trurn to Page p Column y
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-03
u. S. ENVOY
IN MEXICO

WASHINGTON. Sept. Q. - The
United States and Mexico resumed
diplomatic relations at noon today.
At that hour George r. Summer.
lin formally presented his creden-
tails as American charge daffairos
in Mexico city, while Manuel G.
Teller presented his at the state de.
partmcnt here as Mexican charge.
The acting secretary Of state re.
coived Tellez. ar
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-03
Italy Lays Mines
to Guard Islands

ATHENS, Sept. 3.--Italian war.
Ihlps are laying mine field
around tbs Dodecanese islands, ac-
cording to an unconfirmed report
today. Concentration OF Italian
troops also Is reported on Lenros,
largest of the grouG.
The Dodecanese Is a large group
Of islands in the Aegean sec. Off
Asia Minor. The islands were
ceGed TO Italy by Turkey and In
turn ceded by Italy to Greece with
the exception : of the island OF
Rhodes.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-03
More Than 220,0OOAre
Dead; Loss Appalling!
by United Press

The most terrible disaster of Japanese history Of the greatest the
world has toll life the
vicinity Tokyo Saturday. with approximately been
killed by earthquakes fires and floods and districts entirely destroyed
with nestmabe losses.
Latest from Osaka 200 miles from the capital which correspondents
ged show the catastrophe be far worse than at first believed
to
flames while dead lie in buried
well nufing adjoining island
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-03
DISASTER BULLETINS
ROYAL Persons Are Killed

PEKIN Sept 3.-Prince Yamashina and the mother of
Prince Kayanomiya were killed IN falling house at Kama
k,ra according to wireless dispatch today
Prince Matsukata fatally injured the message stated
Prince Matsukata is former premier and one of the
older statesmen Of Japan He is than so years old
Prince Yamashna has not played any important part in
the affairs of the government.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-03
Dead Burned in Huge Fires

PEKIN Sept 3Due to the shortage OF lumber Tor col
fins the stricken municipalities turning their burning
buildings into huge funeral pyres
Wholesale. cremations going on in Tokyo and loko-
hama the bodies of hundreds of victims beng thrown onto
the flaming aehris. !
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-03
NAMED LEAGuE HEAD

GENEVA. Sept. 3.-Cuban Ambas.
sador Torrtentc 10 Washington today
was elected president of the assembly
Of the league OF nations, in session
here.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-03
Tacoma Motorship May BsLost

TACOMA, Sept 3-The motors,lp Aennlcott, built by
the Todd Drydock and CONSTRUCTION company of Tacoma
and manned largely by Tacomy seafaring men was due
lin Yokohama Sunday according to an announcement made
here Relatives are endeavorrg today to get in touch with
the ship
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-03
May Move Imperial Capital

OSAKA Sept. 3.-The imperial capital may be moved 70
Kyoto this city result of the destuctlon visited on
Tokyo present capital, it understood here today
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-03
scuttic hos q baseball team.

Oct busy and tell us about the
T,umbbclI in your office or block. lie.
member. for the dumbcat spying. the
DumbEcli Editor win pay one large
silver dollar daily. Lot US sce your
DumbbAIl thoughtful
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-03
in Zoo Are Shot

PEKIN, Sept 3.Police shot all the ANNALS IN the Asa
kso ZOO for fear the renzed beasts would escape among
the panc-strcken throngs
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-03
DUMBBELL DUD

We'll. well. well. II it isn't our old
friend Dumbbet bud,
Mr.. Dumbbeil dropped into The Star
office this morning after years abb
sSacc. lie asked TO be allowed to sub
stItute for Homer Brew on the lat
ter's vacation.
Dumbbell is the guy who thinks
that a cuspidor Is a Spanish town.
snd that Florence, Italy, is a movie
star.
Dnmbbell ~ so eyeriastingly
dumb that he must inevitably re-
mind YOU Of many Of your ac-
uuaintances. We are going to
print some Of Dumbbell's choic-
est beliefs, and we are going TO
offer n daily prize Of 81 for the
dumbest thought sent in to
DUMBBELL DUD, care The
Star.
DrMBBELL DUD is SO dumb he
HaviIand china is a seaport.
Optimism is an eye disease.
Alfalfa is a college fraternity.
Marine corps is a dead sailor.
This Sahara desert is something to
s<As
Budwciser grows on Anheuser'
Busch.
Henry Cabot Lodge is new fra
tefndl order.
a golf course comes just before the
dcsert.
Mayor Brown IS an artificial color
Door jarnbs arc species OF fruit.
Kites arc made q ny paper.
Dumbbcll bud Is so dumb
well, when II comes 10 ivory, his
dome makes u billiard ball seem
like II cob Of butter on u hot day,
- and All elephants iusls like am
Arctic Bar wicH the thermometer
- reaches 30 degrees Ia the shade.
u..ttfk hua "a BagaIutt frufu