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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-12-03
Monday, December 8, 1923.
The world 10 full Of sunshine; u
you don't soak up your share Of It,
it is your own fault. The Northern
THE MARVEL ABOUT TO BEGIN

Admitting that the proposition to
reduce taxes and at the some time
pay bonus is enough to occupy. the
entira time of the distinguished Sen
ate it will not be permitted 10
cerebrafs solely on this tremendous
problem. Others Of imperative i'm
portance-and no shrinking modesty
will thrust themselves on the SEN
ates attention and will not be denied.
Among these are those agreements
for which Mexico and American
business are waiting. 1t is very de-
sirable that stability of conditions
and understanding be arrived at
with our .neighbors south Of the Rio
Grande. This hardly may be until
after the Mexican elections and the
assurance that the victors are to be
permitted to live for time, but con-
sideration will be required Of this
Senate.
How to appease the farmers and
how prevent the smuggling of liquor
will come hand in hand clamoring
for relief and will help to en-
phasize our foreign relations, the
markets for our farm products and
the use of the foreign flags to shield
those designing to violate our laws.
Though it may be decided to defer
any action relating to the World
Court, and the League Of Nations
will flavor little of the oratory,
nevertheless consideration of foreign
affairs may not be denied. There is
the treaty with Turkey, the matter
of recognition Of the Russian soviet,
the foreign debts owed to us and
variant policies regarding same.
steam escaping from under our lid
on the Cuban brew, and the further
fact that couple of dozen of the
senators have recently been on
European tours and are charged to
the bursting point, facts which give
assurance that our oratory may not
successfully be isolated from Eu-.
ropcan affairs.
Tears will be wrung from material
istic eyes all in due process Of time,
words will be framed with a view to
political structures and pathos will
be tuned to the chords of sympathy,
all with a view-or mostly SOTO
the effect in the 1924 elections. And
yet. judging from the past, we may
expect some really good work to be
accomplished. The marvel is how it
is done.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-12-03
Hardine's Greatest Monument

--tss -t w duCOuNcI sum
+. Devoted friends of Warren
Gamaliel Harding will raise $4,000, 600
by subscription to perpetuate the
memory of the only American Presi-
dent. who ever spoke on Canadian
soil. Half of that sum will be spent
on a mausoleum and shrine at
Marion, Ohio. The other S1,500,000
will be invested to keep these build
ings up forever.
1t is good, wholesome project,
and Canadians who can afford it
should subscribe literally in the
name of Canadian American friend
ship. of which Harding was a
champion.
But this $500. 900 mausoleum will
only be a poor imitation of the
shrine Warren Harding erected for
himself in Vancouver last July.
No monument can be erected now
that will equal in stability, force and
appeal the picture that thousands of
Canadians carry in their memories of
this great, generous man, destined
so soon for the grave, stretching out
both his arms in love and friend
ship to the Canadian people in the
leafy paradise of Stanley Park.
The new sense of international
amfty engendered that day in VAN
couver and spread by word of mouth
and the press to every. corner of the
North. American continent is Warren
Gamaliel sHarding's most beautiful,
most useful and most lasting monu-
ment.
And II, the loving friends who
would perpetuate, his memory seek
an inscription for the beautiful shrine
they will, ereft to him they will find
no truer than this: !.
Here is a man who one summers
day drew two nations closer to-
gether in friendship, trust and es-
TEEN than any two nations have ever
been drawn BEFORE
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-12-03
India introduced Diamonds

midas ancient diamond woEk'sss ~
were scattered over wide area -
the distributing center or mart ~
the town OF Goiconda, name w.
has always been highly suggesuss =
opulence. ~,
As far back as that ancient ep,s ~.
the ''Mahabarata," diamonds az ~.
figured largely in the life ana s ~
tory of the Hindu. and 1t was LIN ~
India that they were Introduces W Il
Europe. With the developmens "a
diamond cutting in Antwerp -.
Amsterdam in the Fifteenth cen.sais,'
diamonds began to be more W. s...s
used by the western nations. 80 ~
travellers as Jean Baptiste Tavs.s',,
brought back from the East 49,. ~.
Of the nagnificence Of the dian''
owned by oriental potentates.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-12-03
More Cement Needed
Than Being Made

Washington, Dec. .2-(By A. Pl-
Cement production established an
other record In October exceeding sa as
record made in September by 2lhV wy
barrels. Production totaled 1s,sbe,vv
barrels, tie highest of any month q x
record according to the Geolog9'
Survey. Shipments during OctoDs.
exceeded production ~ almost LVVS.
600 barrels.
Supplies, which have been CHILLI. IL
ishing monthly since February, ~,
the lowest since October year 10 q.
Stocks on October 81 this year -
tailed 1851, 900 barrels or about ~ ~.
third of a months supply az tne :"
t6ber rate of shipments.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-12-03
Three Thousand Fold

Seventy ears were raised from one
grain Of wheat in an experiment at
South Hornchurch, Essex, England.
The seed was sown in March In a pit
a yard wide and Is inches deep. AS
soon as sprouts appeared they were
lightly covered with EARTH, and from
then all through the summer the
sprouting grain was covered over and
over again until the pit was full and
wheat. The shoots remained
quiescent during the winter, but in
spring grew rapidly. and eventually,
IN the following autumn, IS stalks
were cut, Of which no FEWER than
seventy had ripened ears. i These
seventy ears weighed over Quarter
OF pound and averaged .forty-four
grains to the ear Surely an anazina
harvest from one seed. IN SIS
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-12-03
For Stiff joints

Pharmacists say that when
other so-caIled remedies fan Se'f
Ease will succeed. ~
It's for joint ailments only !. ~
Is why you are advised 10 uee N,
sore, painful. infiamed, rhenpe
joints. :. 4.
Joint Ease limbers MP the 3o,n. 4.
IL clean and stainless and qqie
suits are assured Sixty cenu Y.
at al druggists everywhere
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-12-03

Here comes the bride: see how she
strides: see how she wobbles from
eide to side.' or something to that
Ienect. For bride" substitute La
Toilette marching down the isle to his
seat with the balance Of power in his
pocket and determined to put the La
enette brand on legislation; the
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-12-03
Annual Fair Sunshine Club to be
Held FRIDAY

Annual Fair Sunshine Club t. be
Held Friday
The annual fair of the Sunshine
club OF this town will be held al
town hall Friday afternoon and eve
nlng. Fancy articles, aprons, home
cooked food and candy will be on
sale. AS usual the club members
VIII eat their supper at the hall will,
baked beans, sandwiches, cake
daughnuts and coffee as the menu
The members will be solicited bv the
food committee, for the supper and
each member expecting to eat sup
per there is reminded to bring dishes
Tor herself and any member of her
family who is to be present at the
meal. This supper is not open to
the public.
In the evening an entertainment
Will be given for which reserved
seats are now Oh sale at Davis Drug
store. Mr. and Mrs. Parmenter, ex-
ponents of dramatic art. will give a
playiet. the name not yet announced.
Lewis Edmond Parmenter. for
elght years professor of dramatic art
In Syracuse University, has been
leading man for several big stage
productions in New York, and has
been one OF the Lyceum's biggest
successes for the past eight years.
Theda Fyler Parmenter is a grad
uate of the College OF Dramatic Art
OF Syracuse University, has had pro-
tessional stage experience and for
-FOUR years has delighted Lyceum au-
diences throughout the East. Her
art is the consumation of grace, tech
nique, intelligence and feeling.
The members of Rebecca Weston
Chapter, D. A. r.. will hold their
December meeting Tuesday evening,
Dec. 4, at the home of Mrs. S. l..
Small on Main street. Mrs. Cush-
man of Auburn. state regent, will be
present. A good attendance is urg-
ed.
Miss Elsie Carslcy is passing a
week with her sister, Mrs. Frank
Fortier at New Gloucester.
The w. C. T. L. will meet Tues
day, Dec. A. at $3.50 P. NJ. at Temper
ance hall. A matter of public inter-
est will be discussed and a large at
tendance is desired.
Mr.. an Mrs. F. l.. Staffor Of Ripley
are moving some of their household
goods to Dexter where they will pass
the winter with their daughter, Mrs.
Bert Sawyer.
Olney L. Higgins has gone to New
York for month. He passed
THANKSGIVING at Montclair, n. J., a
guest Of Mr.. and Mrs. William Della
ney.
Miss Beulah Edes has completed
her course at the Burdett Business
College and will remain at her home
in this town until after Christmas.
Clarence Hatch of Augusta passed
Thanksgiving In this town at the
home Of Mr.. and Mrs. John W. Sprin-,
gall. Chruch street. Mrs. Lester
Howard and children of Augusta
were also guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
Springall.
Mr.. and Mrs Rae Billiard and
daughter. Elizabeth Of Augusta were
Thanksgiving guests of Mrs. Bull
ards sister, Mrs. James Boynton.
Mrs. Emma Staples of Brookline.
Mas, is a guest at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. Nathan Bucknam. Chruch
street.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-12-03
juiciest moment Of a strenuous van
ity,s existence.

Drug to Prevent Fatigue Report
ed by British Savant"-Headline-
Now If this might be distributed
along with some of the propaganda
with which the world is being food
ed 1t might relieve the old worlds
tired feeling.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-12-03
70 Sleep Poor-Wakes Up Rich

70 SteeP Poor-Wake9 Up HIch
James Hendershott of Bloomsbury,
Pa, went to bed in an almshouse a
to find himself a rich man.
That's fine. I guess will have
to leave here now, but I'll wait until
get the money" he said. when In.
formed that as one of the cousins
testing the will of the late Mrs.
Abigail A. Geisinger of Danville, Pa.
he would benefit from the settlement
of the case out of court.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-12-03
OAKLAND

The regular meeting of Sergeant
Wyman Post, G. A. r., will be held
this evening at o'clock at the home
of George Benson at No. Al Maple
street. Election of officers will be
held at this meeting.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lee Roy McKenney
returned Sunday night from Orono
where they passed the Thanksgiving
holidays with Mr.. McKenney'sNpa par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Charles McKen-
ney.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lester Brown and
children. Junior and Vivien, rs.
Archie Bessey and daughter. Edna
and Don Linwood and Merl and Mrs.
David Perkins have returned from
an automobile trip to Canada.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-12-03

The International Labor Bureau
meets in Switzerland and reports a
downward trend in the costs of liv-
ing. It's long way from Geneva to
Augusta, so have patience.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-12-03

The attention which Bangor is CIV
ing to antiquated blue laws affords
hope of what she may do with laws
that are up to date.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-12-03

1t is said applied psychology" is q
great help in avoiding motor acct
dents. Doubtless. if this includes ap-
piled brakes and common sense.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-12-03

The, would-be critics of the Presi-
dent are whetting their knives for the
approaching message.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-12-03

Plans for the Coast to Coast trip of
the Portland AID club were outlined
by Philip w. Blake, the trip manager,
at the last meeting One of the nov
city advertising features arranged
for the trip of which MIR. Blake spoke
was the probable securing of 1000 of
Aroostook's best potatoes to be taken
along and served to the Maine party
and their guests in Ell Paso and San
Diego where they are 20 be extensive
ly entertained. Mr.. Blake said that
he hoped to be able to do the same
thing with Maine apples and with
Maine canned products. He was ap-
pointed chairman of a committee to
get in touch with Gamers regarding
this project.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-12-03

Twenty-Five scallop smacks hailing
mainly from Rockland. Owls Head
and Stonington are daily visitors at
the Monroe scallop beds. They are
averaging about 20 gallons a day
when weather permits.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-12-03
Eastern Steamship Lines, n.


BOSTON, AND PORTLAND Inn
FARE e2.70. 9TATERO0Wg IA q
3. 3. GOVERNOR DIN0xxY
Leave Portland. Franklin wh,,
MState Pier) Tuesdays. Thursdays A.
Saturdays, at r. III.
Return-Leaye Boston Mondav,
Wednesdays and Fridays at 6 P
At Boston connection Is made 4.
the Metropolitan Line express frelsh,
steamers for New York and Doisss
South and West.
MAINE sTEA1EsNp xfxx
PORTLAND, NEW YORK TREr5HR
SERVICE
Direct freight service between Po,,,
land and New York IL resumed from
the new State Pier. Portland n.
Sailipgs Tuesdays, Thursdays and ~.
urdays each way. Through rates sra
direct track connections with Msin.
Central and Grand Trunk Railroads
H a. CLAY, supt.
Franklin Wharf, Portland.
Il A. HA8ADEI, srM
bath, h.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-12-03
Augusta Lodge Directory

BETH EHEM LODGE, No. %, p. a
- Dee Dee !. a. Masonic ri Temple.
INSTALLATIONS OF ofiicers All so5ourn.
ing brothers cordially invited.
r. q. FTUhiEIBR. Sec
AUGUSTA LODGE, No. al, r. z. a.
NJ. Stated Communications ut 7.30
Tuesday evening. Dec. 9Th, ct Masonic
mack, on THE Principles Of Free
masonry" All sojourning brethren
cordially invited to attend.
ROSE. OF SHARON CHATTER.
No. 13.<O E. 8. Stated meeting on
first WEDNESDAY q each month Ct Ma
bers are cordially invited 10. attend.
ELSIE NJ: PINGREE. sec.
fnon.wed-fri-tf
ASYLUM LODGE, NO. 20, I. o. o. 2.
Regular meetings at 7.S0 o'clock Fri.
day evening. Work In Initiatory de-
gree Noy 80. All sojournins brethren
E iHyasg 1. s w sS1fGRKAkRs e.e >; g
JEPTHA ENcAMPMENT. No.. 8
at 7.so 2. M; Work in Royal Purple
e. sR :. p T; aHEh. s Scribe Fl
CANTON AUGUSTA. NO. .. p IN.
at 5 o'clock. Nomination and election
Of officers Dec. Is.
4 An" Il. p RAfi SssI Clerk
r. 8. cAPEN REeEKAH LODGE.
No. So. l. q. q. r. meets "a and 9Th
Wednesday evening at 1850 O'Clock.
S Ei.lzkH 3 HGs saeSp 8 & Zee. Sec.
mch26m-w.fiyr
G. A. r. The REGULAR MEETitSg
st Seth Williams Pos, no 10. nrs,
@Ii.l.i 4 Me- SG,pIsa Aa1as5sa,au.
cALANTHE LODGE, NO sc, K. =
Meeting every Wednesday night a. 30
at Castle hall. Water street. Special
work, Nov. %.
GEORGE A. CRAIG. c. G.
F: q FLETCHER. Z. OF r. and 8.
AUGUSTA LODGE NO. 964. e.P. 0,E.
Regular meetings in the Elks Home;
fourth Thursdays OF each month at
o'clock.
j. r. MacNICHOf.. e. R
W. G. THOMAS. Sec.
LOMBARD CAMP. 2751 ROYAL
Neighbors OF America. Meetings Sec
ond and fourth Friday evenings OF
each month at G. A r. hall.
FRANCES e. FARWEI1L. Oracle.
JULIA z. ROBINSON. Rec
Jnl. mOn-ved-fri.lyr
U.O.G.c. MORRILL, cOMMANpERY
No. s2s; Reguiar meetings second and
fourth Monday of every mouth At 500
o'clock at Golden Cross hall
ALICE v. PlERPONT. N. c.
w. E CLOUGH o. K. r
m.w-f
AUGUSTA CAMP NO. 74o0, M. w. A.
Regular meeting second and fourth
Monday OF each meath At G. A. r.
hall
]. H ELLIS. JR.. Consul.
BERT L. NICHOLAS. Clerk.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-12-03

Names first woman law-maker
Mrs. Dora E. Pinkham, who rep
resented Fort Kent and Wallagrass
in the Eighty-first Legislature, re-
Gently expressed the hope that there
will be at least five women in the
Eighty second Legislature and be-
lieyes that a considerable group of
women could make themselves very
useful as legislators. Mrs. Pink
ham has no vision of or desire for
any 'women's bloc" in the law max
ing body. but feels that the COM
bined views Of men and women on
public questions are needed for the
most effective and satisfactory solu-
tions of legislative problems.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-12-03
DEx Ter

A special meeting of Martha Wash
ington Sewing Club will be held at
Odd Fellows hall Tuesday, Dec. 4,
opening at 9 o'clock. A large amount
or work is to be done and good at
tendance is desired. Each member
Is asked to bring a picnic lunch.
Miss Mildred Thomas was unable
TO preach at the local Free Baptist
church Sunday on account of a bad
~ sprained ankle. The pulpit was
niied by Miss Annie Ridgeway of
Bangor.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-12-03
Women's Revision of FarE, Bureau
to Meet

to Meet
The woman's division of the Farm
Bureau will hold an all day meeting
on Tuesday, December 4th., in
Grange hall. A chicken dinner viii
be served at noon and the subject
of the meeting which will be in
charge of Mrs. Frank Brown will be
Short Cuts in Sewing" Miss Helen
Clark. home demonstration. will be
present at the meeting and each
member is requested to bring one
half yard material that is easily
creased, besides pins tape meas
ure and embroidery floss.
The public schools in town will
open this Monday morning after sew
eral days vacation.
Mrs. William Brown, who has
been visiting her sister, Mrs. Alden
Moore the past ten days. has return
ed to her home in Abbott.
MIR. and Mrs. Alec Balm and Miss
Caddie Shorey; who were guests over
the holiday and weekend of friends
In town, have returned to their
home in Sebattus.
Fidelity Class Meets
The Fidelity Class of the United
A~~~FeAoS Nhut lhCt dllGT~
noon at the home of Mrs. Lulu
Witherell on Maple street. After the
regular study of the lesson was taken
up a social hour was enjoyed and
the guests besides the, hostess
were: Mrs. Edward Wing, Mrs.
George Benson. Mrs. F. H. Leech,
Mrs. Lottie Williams, and Mrs. An
gle Hersom. The regular meeting
of the class will be omitted this
week on account of the sale and
entertainment to be held on Friday
afternoon and evening in Memorial
hall.
Mrs. Zellah Bartlett is passing the
holidays with friends and relatives
in Boston. Mass.
Miss Nora, Rowell, R. N, employed
by the Maine Public Health Asso-
citation at Sanford, is passing the
holidays with her neither, Mrs. Emma
Rowell and her sister, Mrs. c. E.
Small.
Miss Queenie Hall and Miss Gladys
Reynolds of Scion. Miss Bloxam of
Long Pond and Miss Goodwin of
Springvale, teachers in the public
schools, have returned from their
homes, where they have been pass
ing the Thanksgiving recess.
Miss Leon Fowles, who. was a
guest over Thanksgiving of her par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Forest Fowles,
returned Saturday to Montgomery,
Vermont, where she is teaching in
the public schools.
Miss Anna Francis Damon, who has
been passing the Thanksgiving recess
at her home in town, has returned to
Springvale to resume her studies at
the Mason TnSfiti1fe,
Miss Agnes Hall and Ernest
Shores passed the, holidays at Miss
Halls home in Liberty.
Harold York and Lloyd Fowles
have returned to their studies at
Bowdoin college,, after passing the
holidays at their homes in town.
Rev. and Mrs. Weston p. Holman
have returned from Leeds, where
they were guests over THANKSGIVING
of Mrs. Holman's parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. o. e. Curtis.
Miss Doris Crowell has returned
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-12-03


The cfiicial chef Of the Portland
Police Department is Arthur M.
Abbott. veteran of fifteen years of
service, and always the most popular
figure at police outings and reunions.
just how he learned the delicate art
OF catering to mans appetite is not
clear, but his teacher was good
one, and the pupil was adept. The
result Is that no sort of a menu re-
quistte phases this gentleman, and
the several dishes he has concocted
himself has given him a halo of i'm
mortality. In police annals, and a
reputation not unlike that of .the
noted Oscar, in local circles at least
Cooked by Arthur Abbott" That
designation Of a steaming stew,
crumbly CLAIMS, ori1ucious Holsters is
q hallmark Of quality akin to the
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-12-03

The Economist

ne economist
In March I sang to Alice;
l said her beauty bright
Was nothing but chalice
From which l drank delight
Her presence was a palace
And ] her guardian knight.
In May I sang to Cora,
The one star in my sky;
I searched the realms of Flora
For names to know her by.
I called her my Aurora,
My fame that could not die.
In June l sang to Mary.
Her banter and her wit.
Her form SO little and airy;
Her sinile so exquisite:
She was my hoped-for fairy
And love had ended it!
by fall the same thing allied me-
l was in love again.
The fires of poesy failed me
Yet fever burned my brain; Il
So took the rhymes of other times,
And made them DER for Jane.
By Dwight Marvin in. Judge.
Golf Ads
I've been reading some lads" in a
golf magazine, says +. S. Root of Fall
River, Mass, and now l see clearly
what a fool I have been All these
years I've been trying to lengthen
my drive, but somehow or other I'd
never arrive" But if only I'd lis
tened to what the, lads" say, I'd have
been long driver before this late
day. What makes me think so?
Well, listen to this:
ITO get fifty yards more by using
this club. "a. McWhizz.)
The 'Go-Lightly' ball will lengthen
your drive, at least 10 per cent, sure
as you're alive.
use this 'Rubber-roid' tee, it don't
cling to the ball, you'll get twenty
yards more; with no effort at all.
Have your clubs wound with
Gum Sticken Grip it will help out
your game cause your fingers can't
slip.
Garry a Feather Light bag and
you'll save enough strength to add to
your shots some considerable length"
In Judge.
Uncle Tom-And Hhat are you
studying to be when YOU grow up,
Ernest?
Ernest (proudly)-A banker.
"Jane! Lock up everything in the
house at once!"
Co-ed-Why didn't you find out
who he was when the professor called
the roll?
Another Co-ed-I did try to. but he
answered for four different names
Missouri Showme.
Confusion
ibid you ever notice." remarked
the country boy to his city cousin,
that when a bunch of cattle are
grazing they all move along with
their heads in the same direction?"
''Why, so they do. don't they?" re-
piled the city boy, glancing at the
herd. Then, after gazing long and
earnestly, he calculated:
But, by George! see something
you've never noticed. Their tails are
all in the opposite direction!"-Los
Angeles Times.
The lady was obviously upset. She
looked at the money in her hand, and,
turning to her husband, said:
why he's given me the wrong
change"
Hubby was annoyed. This sort Of
thing had happened before.
Il thought So" he said. That's
the way my hard earned money goesi
Trust a woman to get fooled! Now
go back to the counter at once, Jane,
and get it put right"
She went dutifully, and when she
returned he said:
We'll, is 1t all right now?"
ooh, quite" she answered. "He's
given me two dollars too much"
Without Chart or Compass
Visitor-You look worried, Jim.
The Editor-Who NOTWITHSTANDING
to review 0book by chap You never
even lunched with.-Life.
Her Plan
Mrs. Allow do you manage to
keep your cook so long?.
Mrs. Bob, that's easy enough.
| discharge her every Saturday even
ing and she stays just for spite.