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The Washington times., 1923-09-24

r LITERALLY thousands of letters
A recommending the use OF s. =.
the great blood purifier and sys-
tenn builderaIl telling how s. S. 5.
restores the state OF well being by
creating red blood cells are re-
ceived daily by the manufacturers
of s. S. S.
What S. S. S. has done for others
It will do for you. Is your vitality
sapped-your courage gone-your
health undermined your brain
musty-the old time fighting spirit
missing? Do you want to get back
to the days Of "once before'-the
days when you were young and
strong - healthy and buoyant -
when your brain was active and
your spirit aflre with ambition?
S. S. s. is the surest and safest
way to restore health, energy and
vitality. Since 1926, S.S.S. has
been bringing back clear, sparkling
eyes-radiant expressions Of well
bodybuilding up nerve power
sending red blood coursing through
the system-building red blood
cells. Your nerve power is born In
the blood cell. Increase your red
blood cells and watch yourself im-'
prove.
S. s. s. makes stronger, and
healthier bodies-bodies free, from
i1npurities-free from rheumatism
free from skin eruptions--ecze-
ma, blackheads, pimples and boilsf,
- Any leading drug store wiz
I'd supply you and. for ecoro-
my, get large size bottle.
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Couldn't Eat, Sleep or Work
Started to Take Hyp0-Cod
and Is Now Back on Job.

Mrs. Elizabeth Gibson, of 1909
Linden St N. E., writes, that she
found herself in such a rundown
condition that she had to give UP
her job. She had been losing
weight for sometime; had no APP
petite and had tried a great many
medicines. AS she expressed it,
II felt so completely worn out that
thought that / could not live
long One day a friend told me
that .Hypo-Cod had built up her
strength and health to the point
that she felt like a different wo-
man, and urged rue to try it. l got
:. bottle from the Peoples Drug
Stores. and after taking the first
bottle, | began to crave things 10
eat and felt a great deal more like
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HEALTH so BAD SHE
HAD TO GIVE UP JOB

my, old self After taking several
bottles, 1 was able and anxious to
get back to work / was strong,
rugged and trimming over with
health. Hypo-Cod put new life and
ambition in me, and I have rec
commended it to many of my
friends. For a real health build
ing tonic, l do not think it can be
beat The Peoples Drug Stores
sell thousands of bottles of Hypo-
Cod every month. and we urge you
to give Hypo-Cod a trial if you
are weak. thin, undernourished and
rundown. A full-size bottle of
Hypo-Cod will be sent to any ad-
dress by the Peoples Drug Stores
upon receipt of 81.
The Washington times., 1923-09-24
LECTURETTES

When a woman goes fishing
she wants to tie 4 ribbon on her
line. She thinks that fishy fish
are the same as human fish. One
lady thought it was fiendish to
put a poor little defenseless
worm on a hook and she insisted
on casting without any bait. She
caught a pair of trout twins who
had decided to commit suicide.
Ever since she's been telling the
owner of the fish market how to
run his business.
The Washington times., 1923-09-24
CHESTER'S
CHUCKLES

WTYtVEs are seldom sympa-
" thetic when friend hus-
band finds the gas tank
empty two miles from home
A happily married woman is a
poor beauty parlor customer.
And many man looks for d
blotter until long after the ink is
dry.
A profit is not without honor in
its own company.
The dressmaker makes mothers
figure and dads bank account
simmer and simmer.
A mans age is determined by
the tilt of his third waistcoat but
ton.
A car has put many good man
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
The Washington times., 1923-09-24

20 Lie ana Health. Take Clan.
dOgen.
DR.. Serge Voronoff, an interna-
tional authority on Organotherapy,
has said: The brain, the nerves,
the muscles, as we'll as the liver, the
kidneys and all other organs would
be incapable of playing any useful
part without the aid of the glands.
The functioning of our organs is no
more than the activity of our
glands, and when the bodily func-
tiioning is disturbed, the cause in
most cases should be sought, not in
the condition of the organ itself,
but in the condition of the gland
which controls it,
Men and women who are weak
rundown, and utterly exhausted
both mentally and physically, should
try to increase the activity of their
vital glands. Science has prepared
a gland treatment in simple COM
pact tablet ndogen-which
is a highly concentrated. laboratory
tested gland compound combining
the elements of important glands
of healthy young animals with
other efficacious ingredients. Gland
ogen. the original gland tonic can
be obtained at Peoples Drug Stores
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on his back in the dust.

on his back in the dust.
When your sweetheart is absent
you take a correspondence course
in love.
A maxim for brides desiring a
set Of summer furs: eff at first
you don't succeed, cry, cry again
In golf there are several ways
to address the ball, most of them
profane.
Some men prefer to be trimmed
by talkative barber; it makes
them feel right at home.
The degree given by the College
of Hard Knocks is JOB.
Some folks never return any,
thing-not even a smile.
One way to discourage an I'M
welcome lover is to talk Of the
high price of groceries.
AnvrprTcrNExaNrr
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OYSTERS IN
SEASON

A Russian Red being. chased
by bull.
A movie star falling through
a skylight.
Winning the blue ribbon in a
typewriter competition
An old maid becoming an hon
orary member of the Boy Scouts.
lzzy Einstein, the prohibition
agent, Disgusting himself as the
Einstein theory.
Playing freeze-out poker in an
artificial ice plant.
An obstinate man on a one
way street.
A tightrope walker smoking a
five-cent cigar.
A tapeworm in a yard stick.
A salmon who swallows a can
opener.
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DISTANT STATIONS.
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York City. Ass Meters).


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York City. Ass Meters).
8 p. m.-Fashion developments of
the minute.
p m.-Baseba1l scores every
fIfteen minutes after this time.
4:05 p. m.-Harper's Bazaar fash
ions.
4:15-Recital. by Helen Kremel-
berg. pianist.
6 p. m.-Closing quotations of
the New York Stock Exchange.
sos D. m.-Woodfolk story, by
Thornton Burgess.
$40 p. m.-St. Nicholas story for
older children.
1880 D. n..-FinaI baseball scores,
National and American leagues.
7:35--"Dogs," by Frank Dole.
7:45 p. m.-Recital, by Virginia
Los Ramp, noted contralto.
Sis p. m.-Recital, by Virginia
Los Camp, contralto.
9:15 p. m.-"Our Friend, the
Dog, by Henry A. Watson.
$40 p. m.-Music, from the Mark
Strand Thsater.
10:1s p. m.-Concert. by Margaret
Manniere, soprano.
16:5s p. m.-Time signals and
weather forecast.
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$3.50 MetersI.
Daylight Saving Time.
d. m.-''Twilight Tales" read by
Miss Eunice L. Randall.
$50 p. m.-Wool market news, fur
nished by the Commercial Bulletin,
Of Boston; Just Boy" a broadcast
: from the American Boy magazine.
WEAF-American Telephone and
Telegraph Company, New York
City. (492 Meters).
Daylight Saving Time.
1880 D. m.-United Cigar Stores
Company's daily sport talk.
TAO and $40 p. m.-Solos by
Charles Schrofer, tenor.
SIS p. m-Burr Mcintosh. the
cheerful philosopher. celebrated ac-
cor and author, and humorist.
$50 and $40 p. m.-Solos by Mar
Raret Dunlap, contralto, and Eliza
beth Allardyce. soprano.
$40 p. m.-Closing prices of New
York Stock Exchange.
p. m.-Second broadcasting Of
MI daily reports.
$50 p. Morgan recital, dining
room, Hotel Statler.
p. m.-Digest of the days news.
.. m.-Musical program.
observation-disclosures Electric,
East Pittsburgh, Pa.
(326 Metersl.
6p. m.-Baseball scores.
sos p. m.-Dinnef concert.
$50 p. m.-Women's and girls
evening program.
6:45 p. m.-The children's period,
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out in theater aisle and when
you trip over it glares at you
because you don't see where
you're walking.
The Washington times., 1923-09-24
Phil Ossify Saws.

The wages of sin is a. big, fat
pay check at the end of the week
that is, If you happen to be a
villain in the movies.
The Washington times., 1923-09-24

Young man, don't go West.
Thousands of movie-mad girls are
out of work in Los Angeles
Reading Times.
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so-called

Editorial writer's, so-called
ilterateurs and other high brows
have taken slaps at Eyes. We
Have No Bananas" ANYBODY
mat amounts to anything has
condemned the song except
lOO'OOO.OO0 who are singing it.
The Washington times., 1923-09-24

We have been trying to find
half dozen persons who win
agree as to which is the crulIer
and which IS the doughnut.
The Washington times., 1923-09-24

An elephant has forty thousand
muscles in his trunk He sure Is
in trouble If he ever picks %
rheumatism.
The Washington times., 1923-09-24

MiddlecIass Melodrama Papa
trying to match the dress goods
sample for mamma.
The Washington times., 1923-09-24

Do your bucketshopping earIy
lest the address be moved to the
court room.
The Washington times., 1923-09-24

There is a construction trade
journal called the Compressed
Air Magazine. This periodica.
should not be confused with the
Congressional Record.
The Washington times., 1923-09-24
IUNGLES AND
JABS :
By La Monte Waldron.
TyHE United States govern

UYHE United States govern
ment recently sold forty-two
- seized rum-runners at ride.
ulously low prices, says a news
item. Could you call these bar
gain sails?
Every time a new macadam
road is built through some hick
town, a lot or speeding autoists
are soon going to pay heavily
for the privilege of riding over
it.
Optimists tell us to chase duh
care away, but how can we if
some of us haven't even the price
of a broom?
The Washington times., 1923-09-24

Lame Ducks: The bird look
ing in a millinery window with
his wife on pay day.
The Washington times., 1923-09-24

a man isn't bald until he fakes
his hat off
The Washington times., 1923-09-24

A housewife idea Of Utopia is
to live in an apartment without
a kitchen
The Washington times., 1923-09-24

Odd Job: An ex.bartender driv-
Ing a watering cart.
The Washington times., 1923-09-24
ADVERTISEMENT.
The Truth About
Glands

Physician Tells Why Vital Glands
Properly NOurished are Necessary
to Life and Health. Take Clan.
dOgen.
The Washington times., 1923-09-24

When a poker player dcesn't
roll up his sleeves on a hot night
we don't blame the boys Cor be
ing suspicious.
The Washington times., 1923-09-24
Common Case.

OUIHIIIOI Case.
Does your hotel overlook the
sea?'
"Oh, yes, completely. '-London
Mail,
The Washington times., 1923-09-24

General Pershfng advises girls
to shun slackers. But the troubla
is that q veteran Is Stacker
when it comes to talking about
his part in the war
The Washington times., 1923-09-24

Al reported suicide phones to
his wife that he isn't dead Al
sort OF live wire message.
The Washington times., 1923-09-24

Mr.. Potts. NJ v. married
veteranl says there's much to be
said on both sides and a woman
feels the responsibility
The Washington times., 1923-09-24

The gink who sticks his foot
The Washington times., 1923-09-24

Judging from the number OF
candidates 4 better job than
president would be that OF hat
boy in the presidential ring.
The Washington times., 1923-09-24

Germany Is exporting vast
quantities OF eyeglasses Prob.
ably she's trying to make the
rest Of the world see her diffe-
emily.
The Washington times., 1923-09-24

The simpleton who takes you
for a ride in his automobile and
tries to impress you with the
worthiness Of his car by riding
reckless to beat every other
machine on the road.
The Washington times., 1923-09-24
HystericaI Note.

Hysterical Note.
A Harlem boy pays visit to the
Court of st. James, says a cable
despatch. Evidently he was a red
blooded Yankee and stopped to
inquire for Jesse James
A lot of people who are con.
tent to rest on their laurels, fight
like mad to get seat so they
can rest in crowded street car.
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TODAYS
PROGRAM
LOCAL STATIONS.
RNA-NaS,ol uaA,o station

LOCAL STATIONS.
NNA-NayaI Radio Station, Radio,
Va. tl35 NIetersl.
s:e5 .. Complete live stock
market comment.
s:45 p. rn.-Weather Bureau re-
port.
4:o6 p. m.-Crop report and spe-
ciaI items.
AIS p. m.-Daily market report.
Treasury Department, bureau of
the United States Public Health
Service, broadcast No. Us: 1.-THE
Nature OF Whooping Cough"
1905 p. m.-Weather Bureau re-
port.
WIL-Continenfal Electric Company
$3.50 Metersl.
Station closed temporarily pend
ing repairs.
MMU-DOubleday-T Electric Com
pany C261 Meters).
$50 to $50 p. rn.--Musical pro-
gram; baseball scores.
WJET-William p. Boyer Co. (273
Mefers).
3 to 4 D. m.-Market reports;
music.
Chesapeake and Potomac
Telephone Company (469 NIeters).
3:25 to 5 p. m.--Matinee music
from Breeskins Metropolitan The
ater Orchestra,
WRC-RadiO Corporation of
America. (469 Meters).
6 p. m.-Chi1dren's hour, by Mar
letta Stockard Albion.
gp. m.-Song recital, by Vivienne
Gilmore, soprano.
$40 p. nn.-Song recital by James
Nolan, basso.
500 D. m.-Piano recital, by Ethel
Bagnam.
$3.50 D. m.-Song recital. by Edna
Hillyard Howard, soprano.
$40 D. m.-Violin recital. by Dur
ward Bowersox.
$50 D. m.-Song recital, by Caro-
line Manning, contrdlto.
p. m.-Song recital, by Mildred
3. Quincy. soprano.
$40 p. m.-Piano recital, by Ethel
BagnaTn.
ego p. m.-Song recital, by Edna
Hillyard Howard. soprano.
$3.50 D. m.-Violin recital, by Dur
ward Bowersox.
$40 p. m.-Song recital, by MIL
dred B. Quincy, soprano.
$50 p. m.-Song recital, by Gallo
Syn Manning, contralto.
The Washington times., 1923-09-24

Give the kids some battir
average to work out and tlsN
wouldn't mind arithmetic.
The Washington times., 1923-09-24
THE WORLD WE
LIVE IN
BY Dave Sentner
" He French governn1er
doesn't seem anxious
talk reparation terms

3
/" HE French governmer
doesn't seem anxious
talk PREPARATION terms
English.
Give the kids some battir
average TO work out and tl1sH
wouldn't mind arithmetic.
Germany Is exporting vast
quantities Of eyeglasses Prob
ably shes trying to make the
rest Of the world see her differ
emily.
When a poker player doesnt
roll up his sleeves on a hot night
we don't blame the boys sor be-
ing suspicious
Judging from the number OF
candidates q better job than
president would be that OF hat
boy in the presidential ring
Mr.. Potts. Nj ~ married
veteranl, says there's much to be
said on both sides and woman
feels the responsibility
A reported suicide phones to
his wife that he isn't dead. A
sort Of live wire message.
A housewife idea Of Utopia is
to live in an apartment without
a kitchen.
DO your bucketshopping early
lest the address be moved to the
court room.
We have been trying to find !
half dozen persons who viii
agree as to which is the crulIer
and which is the doughnut.
An elephant has forty thousand
muscles in his trunk. He sure is
in trouble II he ever picks Up
rheumatism
Middleclass Melodrama: Papa
trying to match the dress goods
sample for mamma
There is a construction trade
journal called the Compressed
Air Magazine This perIodica!
should not be confused with the
Congressional Record.
General Pershfng advises girls
to shun slackers But the trouble
is that q veteran Is i Stacker
when it comes to talking about
his part in the war
Odd Job: An ex-bartender driv.
Ing watering cart
4 man isn't bald until he takes
his hat off
Lame Ducks: The bird lock
ing in a millinery window with
his wife on pay day
ADVERTISEMENT.
i----
The Washington times., 1923-09-24

The fellow who quarrels with
his wife the first time you meet
them.
The Washington times., 1923-09-24
BOobs We Have Met.

The nincompoops who steer
possible on the road to see by.
what scant margin they can miss
pedestrians.
The Washington times., 1923-09-24

The gawk who insists he
right when nine people declare
he is wrong.
The Glenwood post., 1923-06-07
Western Slope Live Stock
Growers Plan Program
Next Saturday
IMPORTANT DISCUSSION

Despite the financial slump in bust
ness circles and which has affected
nearly all lines of business since the
world war, there is a very we'll de-
fined belief that the stock growing
industry is already coming back, and
that the stockmen who during the
past few years have been forced to
weather the storms of adversely will
soon be able to view the world
through rosy surroundings and under
much more favorable conditions than
at present At any rate all indica-
tions point to a more hopeful and en-
couraging future.
Stockmen of Western Colorado are
taking hopeful view of the situation
and believe that by carefully studying
The business and planning their future
activities with care and judgment, all
will be well.
This meeting of Western Slope stock
men to be held in Glenwood next Sat-
urday should prove of great Importance
TO the stockmen of Western Colorado.
At the meeting the needs of the stock
men of this section will be thoroughly
discussed, and action taken looking to
the general betterment of the industry.
But we leave it to Representative
b. {ol1 o1N IL
which he does in the following letter
10 the editor of The Post:
Rifle. June 8, 1923.
Dear Mr.. Dickson:
AS you know, the annual meeting of
the Western Slope Stockgrowers Pro-
tective association will be held in your
city on the 10th, at which time many
things of vital importance to the stock
men of the Western Slope will be
taken up and considered.
The forestry department contem-
plates putting into effect the coming
year certain regulations for users OF
the national forest which will differ
t oa considerable extent from those
which have been in effect in the past
Among other things there is being con-
sidered raise in the grazing fee and
this proposed manual will be discussed
that the stockmen may have an oppor-
tunity to acquaint themselves with iti
provisions and to register protest
against any part Of It that they dc
not favor. Mr.. Richard Dillon, who
The Glenwood post., 1923-06-07
CHRISTOPHER HELD
FOB NoN-sUPPoRT

Dallas Christopher, the dapper young
potato buyer who was recently arrested
in Glenwood and taken to Denver on
a charge of his wife of non support,
was given a hearing in Denver and
found guilty and adjudged to pay $40
a week for the support of his wife
and child.
Christopher, while operating in this
county, posed as a single man and at
tended nearly all the dances where he
was willing candidate for the smiles
of Our young girls, and where he was
rated as considerable Of masher.
The day before his arrest on the non
support charge Christopher, while
driving at very high speed from Mar
Bile to Glenwood, collided with big
rock short distance this side Of Car
bondale partially wrecked his Dodge
car, and threw two passengers out Of
the car with such force that one of
them has since died at his home in
Grand Junction.
The Glenwood post., 1923-06-07
WATER COMMISSIONERS
TO BE APPOINTED

The State Civil Service commission
has given notice that it will hold COM
petitive examinations on June 90 in
Denver, Fort Collins, Grand Junction
and Pueblo of applicants for appoint
ment as water commissioners in nine
teen different water districts in the
state.
These include but one district within
the territory under the jurisdiction Of
Division Irrigation Engineer A. J.
Dickson of Glerwood Springs, that be-
ing District No. 3S, which covers the
drainage of the Roaring Fork river
and it's tributaries.
This appointment is to fill the va
cancy occasioned by the resignation Of
Z. J. Powell who has entered the SER
vice of the U. s. Bureau of Market
ing and is now temporarily located in
Denver.
All applications for would-be water
commissioners for examination must
be on blank forms furnished by the
commission, and must be filled out
and filed at its office not later than
seven days before the date of the ex-
animation, and each applicant must
nay a fee of $1O0.
The Glenwood post., 1923-06-07

we are learning to forsake the sin of
irresponsibility.' She urged the
young people to continue their educa-
tion, if possible, and thus better fit
themselves for whatever profession
they might wish to pursue.
Principal 3. E. Keena, in . brief
talk, presented the class to the audi
ence.
County Superintendent Mrs. Gretta
Pottenger, after few appropriate re-
marks to the class, presented the di-
plomas, assisted by little Bobby Lewis
and Bertram Baird.
Superintendent W. D. Blaine con-
graduated the members of the class
on their success, also wishing that they
might further their education and at
tain the highest goals of achievement.
He presented the following scholar
ships, some Of which were attained by
high averages and others which were
given to those who will take advantage
of the opportunity of going to college:
University of Colorado at Boulder,
Donald Campbell; Denver University,
Geraldine Dickson, Theodore Torrey;
State Teachers College, Greeley, Ruth
Dunbar, Rhodabelle Beardsley; the
Western College, Gunnison, Gladys
Pyle, Iona Hathaway; State Agricul-
tural College, Fort Collins, Frances
Cozza and Stanley Link; American
School Of Business, Denver, Violet
Nestell and Ernest Rowe.
The exercises were closed by a num-
ber by the girls glee club.
Following are the graduates: Rhoda-
belle Beardsley, Donald Robert Camp
bell, Frances Maudelle Cozza, Eugene
P. Darrow, Geraldine Louise Dickson,
Hazel Ruth Dunbar, A. Carl First,
Iona Bernice Hathaway, Evelyn Irene
Larson, Stanley w. Link, Miles NJ.
Mccartney, Reba Fern Mccartney,
Francis Mccoy, Janice Mcdonald, vio-
let Fern Nestell, Annie May MacRae.
Anna Gladys Pyle, Ernest G. Rowe,
Helen Ruth Stager, Theodore W. Tor
rey, Reese H. Tucker.
Jack Julian, who started with the
class but completed his work in three
years and had already received his di-
ploma, was present with the class.
The Glenwood post., 1923-06-07
ARRESTED FOR
MAKING GUN PLAY

Last Monday Sheriff Winters and
Division Engineer Dickson made a
hurried auto trip to West Elk creek
where, on complaint of Sam Hall, man
ager of the West Elk ranch, the sher.
iff arrested John Piffer, an Italian
ranchman, charged with assaulting
Hall with a shotgun, using foul and
abusive language to Hall and threat
ening to kill him.
When arraigned before Justice Geo.
W. Pearson of New Castle, Piffer ad-
mitted that when he met Hall he had
shotgun, but he refused to make a
full plea of guilty to the complaint,
and also refused to give bond for his
appearance at trial, and was remanded
to the county Jail until the case could
be regularly heard.
Wednesday afternoon testimony was
heard at New Castle before Justice
Pearson, and the defendant was placed
under $3.50 bond to keep the peace
His bond was furnished by his father
in-law, Joe Telke, and another neigh
Dor and countryman.