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Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1923-11-17
Poultry Expert
Tells How to
Make Hens Lay
Getting More Eggs From the
Flock Will Solve Financial
Problem For Many House.
wives-An Egg Day Per
Hen Possible.

The director of an agricultural expert
ment station is responsible for the state
ment that it may be possible to breed
chickens which will lay an egg day, ev-
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1923-11-17


study to the subject, further states, II
am convinced that hens loaf in the
winter and after the moult because GER
tain elements are missing in the feed which
are needed to keep the generatve organs in
a healthy laying condition. Furthermore,
demonstrated that these missing elements
could be easily supplied by adding certain
mineral elements to the drinking water,
thus insuring a plentiful supply of eggs at
highest prices
Thousands Of poultry rasers praise the
work that Mr.. Lynn is doing. and letters
T. E. Asher, of Naylor, Mo, writes, "Be-
fore using Mr. Lynns secret l was getting
only one egg day, the next week l got
1914 eggs
Mr.. Lynn is glad to help any poultry raiser
and will send full instructions regarding his
system and two regular 81 packages of his
wonderful mineral compound free trial t.
any reader of this paper who will write him.
II after trying the system 10 days your
flock is not healthier in every way. and
laying many times many eggs, it will
not cost you a cent. Don't send any money
but just your name to r. A. Lynn los Gate
way Station, Kansas City, Mo, and pay the
postman only 81 when he delivers the two
81 packages. You can sell one package with
instructions to friend and thus get your
own free. Not only that, if you say so, and
you are the judge, your money will be re-
turned. This offer is fully guaranteed.
advertisements
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cry day in the year.
And r. A. Lynn
whose advice has
been followed by
thousands Of poul
try raisers wit!
striking success
says, IL believ'
that any poultr,
raiser can at leas
double and probabl!
Increase his poultrt
profits five times,
simply by getting
more eggs in the
winter when pric Is
are high. "
Mr.. Lynn, who
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1923-11-17

HEFLIN.-While playing before
open CRATE, two-year-old girl Of Mr..
and Mrs. j. G.. Hale is fatally
burned.
VINEGAR BEND.-Shortage of
teachers in this section delays open
ing of public school here
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1923-11-17

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building. whenever he wants to
see an editor he invites him out
to lunch, sometimes even paying
the check.
Fred C. Kelly writes human
interest articles about men who
have dared and won. He tells
how they overcame insurmounta-
Bile obstacles, and yet Kelly is so
fearful Of water no amount OF
money could induce him to cross
a body OF water-large or small.
Samuel Blythe has the reputa-
ton Of being one Of our shrewdest
political reporters and is also q
novelist Of distinction. But when
he writes on the typewriter he
refuses to space between the
words. At least he used to.
When James Oliver Curwood
is commissioned to write q novel
he is insistent upon one point,
and that is that no time limit be
put upon him. He may have one
year or two years. Having had
this point settled he settles down
himself and finishes his novel
without stopping. But when he
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nothing can be done about It.
The only thing Is to let 'em
suffer.
OF course, in this age Of auto
suggestion they might be able to
Coue themselves out of their mild
decisions, but, IL they did, per.
haps they would not be able to-
write. It may be they are just
suffering from suppressed desires
and . good square meal would do
them more good than months Of
autosuggestion.
Judging from what II being
done with q pet neurosis by
therapeutic weaving, almost any
writer can take a case Of acute
melancholia and weave 1t into q
fine Persian rug or something.
Science Is really becoming won
derful! II they keep up the good
work it may not be long before
a writer who finds he is too lazy
to labor can chase around the
corner, have a gland permanently
waved and in a few days find
George Horace Lorimer and all
the rest of the editors sitting on
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ABOUT WRITERS AND THINGS :

a BANQUET to honor their old alma
mater, stanford University. VIII
breezed in and did his stuff and
departed. Five minutes later
Wallace appeared.
Irwin Cobb and Will Hogg, son
of the late Governor Hogg OF
Texas. are devoted friends and
meet several times a week in the
late afternoon for a walk.
Dom Byrne, the young Irish
novelist. has q country home near
Darien, Conn. He is an accom-
plished horseman and may be
seen galloping about the country
side early every morning when he
Is in America. He has also
played polo with recklessness and
daring. But he will never walk
on Fifth avenue because OF his
uncomfortable fear Of crossing the
streets.
I could 30 on >recounting
score or more phobias among
writer's which would sound more
or less theatricalese or neurotic,
but what's the use?
They are just that way and
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York sometime ago to live In
Southern California. He comes
East about every three months.
Before coming he wires a certain
hotel on Central Park West for
reservations and demands they
have a few candles in the room.
He has a horror Of New York
suddenly becoming lightless. What
a bright idea that is!
Meredith Nicholson. the Hoosier
novelist, is also a frequent visitor
to New York. He stops at one
of the best hotels in town, but
invariably has breakfast at a
little basement place where the
waiter has somehow got the i'm
preston that Nicholson is part
owner and treats him with un-
usual Difference. And refuses to
accept a tip. On second thought,
there IL nothing so foolish about
this.
The Irwins-Wallace and Will
are rarely seen together in pub
lie although they are the most
devoted Of brothers. Just recently
they were scheduled to speak at
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would be out $4,000 and prac-
tically Nude.
It was too valuable to trust to
Servants who were Stupid, and
all who appeared Bright were sus-
pected Of getting ready to frame.
an Inside Job.
The Bag Gould not be left in q
Safe, because Madam had to wear
an Assortment to Breakfast and
another Constellation at Lunch
Time, while the Dinner Display
was simply Magnolius.
Ma loved her Trinklets. but she
knew that, sooner or later, she
would be tapped on the Noodle
and relieved Of the Whole Works.
We find the two haggard Vaca-
TONERS in a large wooden Hotel
resembling five or six Hotels that
had run together.
Father had been trained to
crouch like Bird Dog and watch
the Jewels for Hours at time,
and the Job was beginning to Pail.
It was one Of those Resorts at
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IL told his work must be finished
at a certain time he finds he is
not able to work at all.
Ring Lardner is another rare
bird. He lives on his magnificent
estate, Observation-Disclosures. at
Great Neck, l.. l., and Is an in
defatigable worker, but, unless
the little Lardners come in every
morning and romp with him,
Poppa won't work all day. There
may be some sort of bribery about
this, for there il q lot of golfing
to do thereabouts and about twice
a week the children forget him.
I used to play Kelly pool every
Saturday afternoon with a group
that included Barton Braley, the
poet. Braley, despite the fact
that he is poet, always had
plenty Of loose change In his
pocket. but he would never put
cash into the pot. Instead he
would write out check for the
small amount needed and when
the game was finished retrieve the
check and tender the winner cash.
H. c. Witwer deserted New
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such things and they say such
things.
My favorite author IL the mildest
hammered Of men. He has a dis
position that IL the marvel Of all
who know him. A cross word
never passes his lips. He fairly
beams at all times. Yet one day
his wife picked a thread off his
coat sleeve and he flew into q
violent paroxysm OF rage-stormed
and clustered and almost wrecked
the hope Of future domestic hap
piness.
He has been buying flowers and
candy since to square himself
and has never been able to ex-
plain the brain storm.
Take Arthur Somers Roche-if
he IL not mislaid some place in
Enrope-he writes thrilling stories
Of adventure and mystery. One
follows his red-corpuscled heroes
through one chapter after an,
other, breathless with suspense.
And yet Mr.. Roche himself is the
only man I know who is afraid
to ride In an elevator in an office
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By O. O. McINTY RE

the doorstep crying for his wares.
All in all, the writer's are an
odd bunch. but they manage to
have q perfectly dandy time just
the same. Their pet phobias may
be annoying, but 50 Is Congress
and lot Of other things.
Very few were born to the pur.
pie. They, have battered then
way with the aid Of one-IunR
rented typewriter from poverty tt
some affluence. and II they havs
picked up nothing en- route, but
q set Of second company" nerves
they are more to be pitied than
censured.
If you happen to meet one and
feel alarmed just laugh It off.
You will find him perfectly docile.
In my many years mingling with
them have vet to find one who
has scuttled . ship or nitrogIyc.
erined bank.
When one shows signs Of be-
coming dangerous, give him q cup
Of tea and let him rave.
Copyright. 1928, by The McNausAt
Syndicate. Inc.l
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THE. DUKE AND HIS WIFE

IAN IL lost" sed the pore
nobelman.
Sudently the line slreemd In
pane and the Duke opend his
Eyes too see Katey his faythful
stede having on the lines 1. hine
leg. The evil broot rithd in ag-
gany but It wuznt no yuse at all
for Katey besides bein faythful
had reel sharp teeth from child
hud.
IVY its Katey her SELF" cryd
the Duke with a lot more pep
then he had a little vile ago. "I
thogh 700 wuz ded Katey. Ware
did you cum frum."
But Katey wuz not abel to make
no reeply as she wuz very bizzy
at that pertickler moment. The
Duke crep down off Of the chare
and oozd arownd the side of the
rm. to kepe owt of the way and
then beet it thru the dore as fass
as possibel. He went DOWNSTAIRS
on his hans and nees and lookd
In the parler and CESS who wuz
thare. Yoo wud newer CESS in
all the wurld. It wuz nobody els
but King Vitus the 47th. the Dukes
boss. The Duke got up off of his
hans and nees and wawked sloly
inside Of the rm.
"Well King" sed he woth a
merry laf, "wot in the wurld are
700 dom heer."
81 have cum" sed the King,
turning to the comicIe page of the
noospaper he wuz rseding, for
the rent witch IL five ID . over doc.
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Between 1 and , o'clock, . great
many Ladies fixed up 70 represent
the Aurora Borealis Or . Cream
Puff or . Zebra or sOinsthing like
that would blow in for Luncheon,
one ct ! Time, and delay the serv-
ing Of Food.
Mrs. BasIer would give the Gin.
let Eve 10 each Upper and then
rush back to her Apartment TO slip
on something q little more Ultra.
She had come South to enjoy her.
self, and she did not propose to be
shown up by q lot OF Maudies.
In the Afternoon. she wore 2
dainty $500 Contgivance. made looss
ana sensible around the Shoulders.
50 that she could either watch 2
game Of Tennis, 50 riding n . Roll
or Chair, or lift . slice Of Lemon
into her Young HysOfi.
Along shout dusk, ail of the Rec
laxers showed On earnest Desire to
round out I Perfect Day.
The Dollar Princesses began TO.
get on their most v-shaped LtiEi.
ties and the Tired Business Men
began to get on their Brannigans.
i All who had been put on > Diet
found themselves attending frolic-
some Dinner Parties at which any
one who Welshed on the Bumpers
was likely to have his Name strick-
en- out Of the Social Register.
After 14.hOur Day, with no Let
Up, the poor tired Slaves Of the
Society Column would escape TO
the TIusIss with nothing to worry
them until the Sun showed again.
They stood It for quite . Spell
and then jumped 500 Miles to g
Cure recommended by One who
seemed to be Refined and whose
Dog had become friendly with their
Dog.
CAN'T STAY HOME.
It looked Ike an Asylum At
distances Of d Half Nile. and it did
not altogether stop looking like
an Asylum after You got . good
Flash at the Mugs on the Piazza.
The Rocking Chair Phalanx Of
.Initters and Knockers was flanked
by Gentlemen Of uncertain Age
who sat Ia dropping Attitudes and
listened TO the hardening Of the
Arteries.
The Bathing Facilities gave the
whole place D Laundry Smell. CONF
plicated with suggestions Of the
Hereafter.
The Baskers had been aching to
20 to Europe and See the Ruins.
When they arrived at the Spa. they
got their Wish.
Mrs. Basker would 90 into the
oven every afternoon and reduce
Ounces and then hurry to the
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:: = BY BARTLETT PAIRE (AL1AS JIM RING

cald the Duke with q laff fntend-
ed too be q hooking laff, "but
urjint affares Of state are kepin
me hopping ha ta ha ha ha."
''owt OF site owt Of mind amt
1 of my faverit sayins remember
that" showted the King after the
Duke and then cald strongly for
q taxi.
The mad chase thru the sts. OF
Washinton perseedid in frurit of
the wild iyes of sennaters ct Q.
and continyud too Richmund,
ware Katey showd sines Of get
ing weery.
ION to Katey," sed the Duke.
In the meen time King Vitus
the fifth WIZ keeping / I'VE on the
Duke and / on the clock in the
taxi witch wuz now costing him
more then his weeks sallery.
Tryin hard to throw the King
off the sent the Duke dubbed
arownd rode and went to North
Chessapeek beech and Katey wuz
so weery that it wuz all she cud
doc too make 90 mi. an owr.
The King was now afrade to
look at the taxi clock as he had
gone bankrupt arownd Manassas
and wuz bereed under the sect.
Just then Katey deesided she
needed a rest and stopt and wud
not go on at the ej Of a cliff.
"All Is lost" sed the Duke.
''Heer gos," and he jumped In
too the bay 100 It. under the Clift.
CTo be cOntinueO
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TT yOu are the proud parent Of
q precocious four.yoAr-old son
~ and. at . moment when the
nurse II lax, the son and heir top
pies from the high chair to the
floor landing On the soft spot Of his
head. have no worries. Every.
thing q going 10 Be m right.
The chances are he win become
IN author or Q post, b invited out
% drink fourteen kinds Of ten, eat
aixtaon kinda Of ca1Eo every day
and i've happy ever afterward.
YeaAlr!
He viii b impervious 70 eyes
that can wreck an empire, and II
he can dodge the sheriff until he
reaches middle age you VIII not
have TO bother about his meals.
BY that time he win either have
starved or learned 20 live without
eating.
Writers may not be entirely
"blottos"' but all I have met act
funny. And they haye q queer
lOok In their eyes.
Sometimes I have wondered II
they are really human. They do
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TWEL VE-CYL Under SPEED

ton to look less like . Barnum
Attraction. and more like Pauline
Frederick.
She took from the Professional
Trotter until the poor Doggies, en-
cased in a Size two Numbers un-
der the real Dimensions. threat
ened to explode like Shrapnel.
Just when she felt like Lying
Down, she would have to shift
Scenery and go and hear some
body Sing.
There are only So or 40 Peo-
pie in America who care for Good
Music and they are Aliens. and
yet you can always see . line Of
Limousines in front Of Concert.
TOUGH 14-HOUR DAY.
Mrs. B. was in Society, and she
had to Follow the Leader around
the Corners and over all the
Hazards.
Mr.. and Mrs. Baslker nearly
ruined themselves drinking Tea.
It looked Tor q while 40 IL they
would get to liking the Darned
Stuff.
The fashionaloIe Vermifuge who
had touted little old Manhattan a.
q Rest Cure certainly got the
Basker Outfit in very Hollandaise.
After . few weeks IN one Of those
20-story excitement Factories,
with day ana night Shifts Of Hum
garian Fiddlers and all the other
Comforts Of = Mad-r1ouse. the fe-
maie Pace-IEalker began to weaken
IN the Fetloclxs and was ready for
another tripito the Medicine Man.
She worked her Pull and sue
ceeded in getting an Audience with
one who knew all the Germs along
Fifth Avenue.
He told her the climates near
Forty-secOnd Street was too rigor-
GUS for, one Of her delicate Build
and she had batter beat II to =
Playground in the South.
So they headed for the Palms,
both Itching sold Cocoanut.
About this time, the Fortunate
Couple began to devote all their
Nervous Energies to that absorb
Ing Pastims known as Watch
! the Bag.
1t To- Game unknown to salar-
led MiniOns. but q never-ending
source OF Agitation among those
who are painfully Prosperous.
LARGE AS PECANs.
The Good Woman had, by
Frugality and Perseverance,, ac-
cumulated over two Quarts Of
Twinklers, some Of them running
as large as Pecans.
Her job on Earth was to keep
tab on the Channels Pouch. because
the moment Il was swiped, she
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GRIN room and put on . Pound
and . Quarter.
one day. Mr.. b. wandered out
to what was called the Gclf
Course because Il was no longer
used 80 Dump. If the Flags
hAa been removed It would have
been ) Task to find the Greens.
He took on Grip and trim
med him, getting one Hois n 8.
which WAS only 5 above the
Colonel.
Everyone said It was . Dandy
Game Tor Man abOve S. who
was good Matchmaker.
Ne had to find a occups tion
Or else 90 Blooey, % he took np
Golf, OF, rather, he permitted e
to take him up ana carry Aim
over the Mountains aud down to
the Seashore and up into Con.
necticut.
II one had looked at his shiny
scotch implements, Inspected his
Kniclker suit with the fuzzy Hose.
ana computed what he had
shattered on Lessons frcm Jock
ana sandy, ons would have ven-
tured : Guess that here was )
True Disciple Of the Ancient and
HonOuraDIs Pastine.
A BERMUDA. MAYBE.
Then, IL one had watched him
founder his Drive, top his Sec
ond, Third. Fourth and Fifth. dub
his Approach, OveErun on the
Long Putt, ana rim the Cup 4
few times betOre nlarlking hin-
self up with = one would
have said that here was Ber-
muda perhaps. but some Counter.
Mr.. b. Justified the Phony
Stuff on the Ground tIat most
Of his Opponents were retired
Business Men who had been Sue
cessful and ne. had to protect
himself.
The Happy Couple put N most
Of their Time on De Luxe Trains.
looking for Resorts that could Of
fer the following Advantages:
Al Rate high enough to alarm
the one-Trunk Tourist.
A House Physician who could
show Mrs. b. how to stuff and
grew slender.
A GOlf Course freQuented by
Neurastlasnics who would Be Pie
Tor any one with = Mark Of 10.
A Suite with Southern Expos
ure and WALLPAPER to match the.
Complexion Of the Occupants.
An exclusive Clientele.
A Room Clerk with lovely Eyes.
Sometimes they would pull into
Place that looked Fine and
Dandy, until Mr.. B. had come IN
s down and Mrs. B. had discov-
cred the wrong kind Of Jewelry
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By GEORGE AIDE

on the Person ii the Desk. and
then they would have 70 gather
% their l4r6e Boxes marked with
Blue Ribbons ana the Man 80.
want ana the terrified Female
who hooked up Mrs. D. ana away
they would EItks.
Altar Folks have had Money
for is months, they knew Good
Service.
No one can Put anything Over
on them.
At present. they are visiting
the Son hack II the Jay Town
which gave them . start
They would like % can III Bets
or ana stick around ! while,
but the Doctor ma ordered them
to Move On.
There are two Places IN C1ii.
fornia stilI 10 - tackled.
After that, unless conditions in
Europe improve they win b mp
against II good ana plenty:
MORAL. Slztce Nonev became
Carslen only tlle Flutes ere
Homeless.
tcepyrisht, 1888. ~ the DslT syndi
cate In0
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So she went to see an eminent
Specialist who had Administer Rugs
and Pink Finger Nails.
He was billed as q Practitioner.
but he was really Booster for
the Pullman Company.
He had laid several shiny Uten-
sis against the Person Of Mrs.
Basker and discovered that her
Heart was beating and that. she
had q Blood Pressure,
But there was Hope IL she
would pick up and Travel--ac-
companied by the Chancellor Of
the Exchequer and y French Maid
named Celeste.
so, after years Of placid TON;
the Baslkerr went on q terrific
Bat in an. effort TO Relax and
Recuperate.
The first act on the Bin Was
90 buy seven times as many de-.
lirious buds as they could find
Hooks to hang them on.
The first night they went down
to Dinner in New York. one Of
them felt like Gilda Gray in. the
Third Act and the other looked
like . Safe-Blower disguised a.
John Barrymore.
They thought they were regular
Begoshers-Mom . Mfr, and Dad
q Flicker.
Oh. how soothing It was 70 cit
eight feet from an Orchestra Of
II Pieces and watch 200 Couples
trying to dance In . space about
large enough for the, beating Of
q Rug!
WOULD BE STEPPER.
Mrs. B. resolved to Be . Step
per.
So between times. and whom
not being Measured or reading
the Authorities on Bridge or else
having . pIainfaced Giantess
z AuS2u HS1- 1uIU IfAOUSfu 1HO AuUtS
graceful Outlines. she was pay
ing q Spidery Instructor more
than Warren Harding received
from the Government.
Out where she had been regis-
ted Lady did not have to be
q Perfect 80 as long a. she WAS
Moral.
In the wider and freer life Of
the CosmopOlites. It often seemed
that Gold slippers were more
important than . Membership In
the Baptist Church.
She studied q Standard Work
on Auction, so as to avoid being
trimmed every Afternoon. It was
just a. lucid as the Book Of
Deuteronomy In the original San
skirt.
She steamed. herself In q mar
ble-lined Bath, sustained in her
agony by Q Spartan Determine
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Palms, both itehing and cOcOanut.

which the Guests are afraid -
turn in at Night for fear the Build
ing will burn at q Time when they
are not Preserg able.
They had to open each day Of
Relaxation by getting into the DIM
ing Room before II closed.
Then they hilked back to the
Twenty-a-Day Attic and made up
for the first General Parade. other
wise known az the veranda Inspec-
ton, under the control of the
Enamel Sisters ana the Jowl Broth
ers.
LAY OFF ALCOHOL.
one Of the Unwritten Laws
among the Elite was to lay off Of
Alcoholic Nourishment until along
toward Tiffin Time. after which it
was considered Good Form to ny
at It with outstretched Pinions.
Mr.. and Mrs. Baslker sometimes
read in the Paper that the whole
Country had gone Dry. but It did
not seem Possible.