The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-02-02
FARM AND
HOME FACTS

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If you must have family rows,
And most families do
Don't have them while your morn
ing toast you crunch.
If Billy's had a fight
And Ruth's been naughty too,
Don't hash it over while the family's
eating lunch.
If the cooks up and left
And the world looks cold and blue
Don't mix it up with Fathers eve
ming munich,
For food refuses TO digest
Unless it's mixed with fun and jest.
The woman who sings at her work
is the woman who dresses as if for a
hike, opens all the doors at her work
and wields broom and dust cloth in
the glory of winter air and sunshine
which flood her house.
Gran'pa says: When read in the
Almanac how it takes SIS face muscles
for frown and Is for smile, thinks
/, some folks are powerful fond of
exercise.
Health fairies make their homes in
the bottom of every glass of pure
water child drinks.
Try soda crackers rolled to fine
dust the next time you want to thick
en- cream soup. Add them just
before serving.
Eat nuts with meals, not as an
afterthought.
tFine-grade steel wool will take
paint spots off woodwork without in
juring the varnish.
The trouble with many an egg is
not that it wasn't boiled long enough,
but that it wasn't boiled soon enough.
A little fairy is great joy in any
home, but she's a bigger asset if
dressed in bingham and muslin than
she would be in velvet and silk Simple
clothes make happy children.
Keep making ink from spreading
by first tracing the lines with a pen
ell.
January bargains are great tempt
ers, but for the honor of the budget,
make a list first.
Community service is the rent We
pay for the space we occupy on this
earth.
In the dictionary of successful
farming strike" and quit" are words
unknown.
You've bought your binder; now
get her a power laundry outfit. Yes
it will cost just about as much as the
binder, and will be used so times as
often.
Building the farm business without
reading and study is about as sue
cessful as building house without
hammer and saw.
Poultrymen who now figure that IL
per cent meat scrap is enough pro-
tein for the breeders.
The farmer stands for the home,
the seat of Christian civilization, for
a united community with good roads,
good schools, and church over the
top of the hill.
A. w. Blair.
Buy the scrub bull one-way ticket
to the butcher. 1t will be a lot
cheaper than his board bill.
Speaking of boarders-It's a pretty
wealthy farmer viii can buy expen-
sive feed to keep cattle lice nourished.
Hatch early. Early chicks mean
early pullets, early pullets mean early
eggs, and early eggs mean big prices.
Gran'pa says: Have you ever
noticed that the way you use today
makes lot of difference in the way
tomorrow uses you?
A dairy COW, SO experts tell us,
passes along Is per cent of the fertil-
izer value of all she eats.
Isn't it better to have small place
and manage it well than have a large
place and let it manage you?
What pure-bred cattle are to the
livestock men, certified seed is to the
crop growers.
these Rats Wouldn't Eat My Bert
GRAIN" Says Fred Lamb.
"It's hard to keep rats out of a
feed store. Tried for years. A
neighboring store sold me some RAT
SNAP. 1t worked wonders. Gath
cred up dead rats every morning.
Bought more RAT-SNAP. Haven't
a rat now. They wouldn't eat my
best grain when l threw RAT-SNAP
around" Three sizes, Soc, 65c, 81. 20
Sold and guaranteed by
VINCENT SMITH, Hardware, Cory
ell St. LAMBERTVILLE.