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Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05

green vines and grass waving in the
breeze. Yellow salt maps mounted
on white are shown and product
maps, having on them yellow grains,
metals and woods carry out the cen
trail idea. A row of dainty yellow
peoples forms border.
The seventh grade work is in a
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05

coughing. By the sixth sense
is meant an extra one which
some folks have This is snor-
ing.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05

The Juniors are working hard on
the plans for the Junior-Senior ban
quet and they expect it to be the
best in history.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05

Let the pig do the granting, the
mule all the kicking. If you will
bottle up your wrath al the time,
you will soon be corker.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05
SNAPS

Miss Scott-Who is your favorite
poet?
Freshman ~ Well, that's hard
question, but / like the stuff this
man Anonymous gets out, pretty
well.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05

The basket ball team had its pic
ture taken at the Helm Studio the
first of the week.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05

If you have anything disagreeab1e
to say, talk to yourself.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05

Teacher Do you know, Tommy,
when shingles first came into use?
Tommy think when l was be-
tween five and six years old, ma am.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05
sNAPs-TECHNIAD

Teacher-What great change oc-
Cured during the World War?
Willie - Pop bought ma new
washboard.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05

Remember-words and eggs must
be handled with care for words once
spoken and eggs once broken are not
The easiest things to repair.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05
A BIT o. ADVICE

Never argue with person about
what ne is going to do; wait till he
does it.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05

Beaky-What do you mean by tel
ling Peg that l am a fool?
Goof-Heavans didn't know it
was a secret.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05

japanese s
bower of /.
pie wister
yiness and
terms spre
all the exl
endar and
by the CLAD
and nnou1|
are airranl
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05

Miss Riddle spent the week enc
in Bruneau.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05

Dan - hit guy in the nose
Yesterday and you should have seen
him run.
Anna-That so?
Dan-Yes, but he didn't catch me.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05

Anna-Do you take anything un
der Miss Remley?
Margaret-Yes, ninth period
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05

Edward" said the teacher, "you
have spelled the word rabbit with
two rs You must leave one of
them out"
Eyes, ma am" replied Edward,
(Which one?"
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05

Teacher thought you had that
quiz cold
John-Well, didn't l have it cold
enough? The grade l got was zero.
The only time Reynold is funny
IS when he tries not to be.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05

paration has made the affair well
worth while and deserving of high
est praise.
Margaret Lewis
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05

Celeste went to choir practice
last night.
Marian-Did you? Who is your
choirpractor?
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05

Why did you break your engage
ment with that school teacher?-
asked a friend.
If l failed to show up at her house
every evening, she expected me to
bring a written excuse, signed by
my mother.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05

Teacher Severely II What will
your father say to your low average?
Johnny Qwith hesitation) ~ When
dad sees I'm down to zero, he'll
warm me up, l guess.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05

A ship in distress. AYE, tear her
tattered ensign down." Mrs Hays
dictated to her shorthand class, and
after Daniel had transcribed the
notes they read, 81 litter latter up
side down"
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05

Most people are steppers, either of
the high or "side" variety.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05

| of school,
eturned to
of the flu.
as been re-
stern Asso-
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05
Price Protection as Long as
Stocks Last

Additional tires will be supplied to
Service Dealers only SO far as our present
output will permit. Consult the nearest
Firestone Service Dealer at once regard
ing your truck tire needs. He is in an
advantageous position to give you an
unusual tire--a specialized service-and
prices which may not be duplicated in
months.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-05-05


play for a good laugh with a kick
in it.
SNAPS
Miss scott-Who is your favorite
poet?
Freshman ~ Well, that's hard
question, but l like the stuff this
man Anonymous gets out, pretty
well.
Teacher Do you know, Tommy,
when shingles first came into use?
Tommy think when l was be-
tween five and six years old, ma am
Edward" said the teacher, you
have spelled the word rabbit with
two rs. You must leave one of
them out"
Eyes, ma'am," replied Edward,
(Which one?"
Why did you break your engage
ment with that school teacher?-
asked a friend.
If failed to show up at her house
every evening, she expected me to
bring written excuse, signed by
my mother.
A ship in distress. AYE, tear her
tattered ensign down." Mrs. Hays
dictated to her shorthand class, and
after Daniel had transcribed the
notes they read, 81 litter latter up
side down"
Teacher Severely ~ What will
your father say to your low average?
Johnny (with hesitation) ~ When
dad sees I'm down to zero, he'll
warm me up, l guess.
Anna-Do you take anything un-
der Miss Remley?
Margaret-Yes, ninth period.
Celeste-I went to choir practice
last night.
Maran-Did you? Who is your
ehoirpractor?
STRAIGHTFORWARD
Teacher-What great change oc-
CURED during the World War?
Willie II Pop bought ma a new
washboard.
Beaky-W What do you mean by tel
ling Peg that 1 am fool?
Heavans, I didn't know it
was a secret.
Dan - l hit guy in the nose
Yesterday and you should have seen
him run.
Anna-That so?
Dan-Yes, but he didn't catch me.
Teacher thought you had that
luiz cold.
John-Well, didn't have it cold
enough? The grade got was zero.
The only time Reynold is funny
s when he tries not to be.
The Washington times., 1923-04-12
BOY IS ScOLDED, RUNS
AWAY; DOG FOLLOWS

PHILADELPHIA, April H.
Scolded by his mother for buy ing
"sneaks" instead of russell shoes.
Samuel Harwood, thirteen years old,
of Atlantic City, became angry and
started to walk to New York where
his father is employed. The boy
was found in Camden, with little
Scotch terrier. Policemen sent boy
and dog to headquarters, where
Harwood told his story.
Mother gave me money to buy
shoes, and I wanted canvas sneaks, :"
he said, land 1 told mother l was
going to buy sneaks, anyhow If
you buy sneaks,' she said, don't
come home My little dog always
follows me wherever 1 go, so he
came along with me. We rode a
little ways in a truck, but we got
cold and hungry. didn't have a
cent. and when / reached the river
I didn't know how 1 was going to
get across. ] changed my mind
all at once and decided to go back
to the shore"
The boy and his little dog were
sent home.
The Washington times., 1923-04-12
BLADENSBURG'
ROAD To HAVE
BUS LINE
Utilities Commission Grants
w. R. and E. Co. Permit to
Remove Its Tracks.

The Washington Railway and
Electric Company today is making
plans to tear up its tracks on
Bladensburg road northeast and
substitute motor busses for street
car service. Permission to estab-
lish bus service was franted today
in an order issued by the Public
Utilities Commission.
The order says the abandonment
of the tracks will enable the Com
missioners ito make the entrance
to the city on this road one of
which the citizens Of the District
may be justly proud
The order gives the company per-
mission to tear up the tracks as
soon as it has settled a debt of
$4,000 which it owes the District
government.
The Commission announced that
the company had willingly agreed
to run the bus service under any
restrictions which might be i'm
posed 1t agreed to pay the debt
owed for this line, agreed to issue
free transfers to street cars, and to
run the line for five years. The
same fare as charged on street cars
will be collected on the buses.
The company announces that the
most modern and up-to-date buses
will be run over this route.
The Washington times., 1923-04-12
SO-YEAR-OLD TWIN SISTERS
CELEBRATE ANNIVERSARY

NEW YORK, April 12.-Mrs.
Herman G.. Weis and Mrs. Caroline
Van Pelt, of Brooklyn, twins, cele-
brated their eighteenth birthday
anniversary at Mrs. Weis' home,
145 South First Avenue, Mt. Yer
non. The sisters were born in
New York, the daughters of Mr..
and Mrs. Joseph Clary, who immi-
grated from London.
With them yesterday was an
other sister. Mrs. Henrietta Fur
man, of East Orange. N. J., who is
'eighty-two years old. The three
sisters are the only survivors or
thirteen children.
The Washington times., 1923-04-12
.jJOBS BEGGING.
] MEN, HOOVER
: ASSERTS
Secretary OF Commerce Says
Employment Is Normal in
Country Now.

=. DIES MONIES, Iowa. April 12.--
sCrediting the vigorous policy of the
Administration in settling the prob
lem of unemployment, with respon-
sibility for the establishment of
sanity in the United States" Her.
bert Hoover, Secretary of Commerce,
speaking yesterday before the Great
.er Des Moines committee outlined
the fundamental basis of a nations
economic life.
Employment is fundamental to
sanity in nation" said Hoover.
1.-THE first duty of a government is
to get it's people employed. Other
problems adjust themselves.
Secretary Hoover came to Des
Moines to address the convention of
the League Of Women Voters. He
WIN speak to the women tonight.
Continuing, Hoover said:
THE country is normal now.
From a condition where 10000
men were without work two years
ago when this administration came
into power, we have half a million
Jobs begging for men.
The Washington times., 1923-04-12
HUGE SW|NDLE
CHARGED IN
SOUTH
Postal inspectors Arrest Three
Alleged to Have Worked
Fake Game.

ATLANTA, Ga. April 12.-Swin-
ding operations on a gigantic scale
from Virginia to Louisiana IN
which farmers, merchants and sea
food dealers were victims, was re-
vealed yesterday when postofflce IN
spectors brought three men from
Tampa, Fla, charged with using
the mails to defraud.
paul w. Seymour, E. o. Octgen
and J. r. McGil1 were arratgned
and are being held in jail awaiting
bonds.
According to the inspectors, they
advertised for produce, seafood and
other commodities under various
names and paid little more than
the regular market price. They
then disposed of the goods, obtained
for nothing, on an all-profir basis.
The Washington times., 1923-04-12
SAYS PRISONERS
Did NOT BUY
FREEDOM
Georgia Judge Declares Tale OF
Convict Who Escaped Chain
Gang Is False.

ATLANTA, Ca, April 12.-Denial
of charges that twenty prisoners
have bought their way out of the
Brooks county, Ca, chain gang
and that thousands of dollars in
public funds have been squandered
there was made today by Judge
F. l.. Rainey, of the Georgia prison
commission. The charges were
made by Mason Owens, escaped con.
Vict, now held in Oklahoma on
postoffice robbery charge.
1.-THE records show that while
owens was prisoner only three
escaped from the camp. Rainey
said. Owens and his partner were
two, and the third negro life
termer. The statement is fabrica-
ton throughout"
The Washington times., 1923-04-12
SHERIFF CLOSES POKER
GAMES IN COUNTY JAIL

MUSHROOM, Mich, April H.
Sheriff William o. Mathews has
put the lid on gambling among
prisoners in the county jail. =
William Beebe, one of the pris-
oners. complained that he lost $40
in poker games in two days.
The Washington times., 1923-04-12
Say Mass for Bernhardt.

LONDON, April 12.- Solemn
requiem mass for the repose of the
soul of Sarah Bernhard was said
in Westminster Cathedral Tuesday
in the presence of a. distinguished
international congregation.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-01-30
NO. i3 IS JONAH
 TO SLEIGH RIDERS

Anyone not having firm belief in she bad luck which is said to ac. company the number 13 is referred to ]. H Reher and Mrs. J. w. kehoe MT Reher can prove it by an injured back, which will keep him in bed for several days, and Mrs. kehoe can prove it because she counted noses and knows It all happened al 10:30 o'clock last night, when a party of 13 piled on a bob-sled and, starting at the top of Gold Street, near Inc water tanks, came down the hill with the sled hitting on all six. But the speed was a telling strain on the rope connecting the front sied with James Sauls, who guided the ship of fate, and as the sled flew out over the bump in the crossing on Gold and Sixth, by St. Ann's Hospital, the rope broke and pandemonium reigned.
 The sled, travelling at swift speed. skidded about 30 feet and turned over. at the side Of the street scattering the joyriders promiscuously and indiscriminJtely. Through the ooci headedlcss and quick think- ing Of MT. Sduls, who turned his boLy, opposite to the direction the
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-01-30

sla1 skidded. :fz others of the party follcwing his Inc tement, the sled was hald in the ,c~d until it had slowed down in speed Had this not have been done, the crowd would prob ably have been thrown up against the sidewalk along the street. and no doubt severely injured, several who were present said.
 No one was seriously injured. but everyone, except Miss Emma Qeland and MT. Sauls. was badly shaken up and MT. Reher. Frank Ragland, c. G. Norris, Mrs. Reher and Mrs. kehoe suffered sprains. cuts and bruises. MT. Ragland and MT. Nor. ris are also confined to their rooms. MT. Reher tells the world he was tho 18th member of the party, and in fact he was. as he was the last to join the crowd
 The members of the party were MT. and Mrs. J. B. Reher, Mrs. ]. w. Kehoe. James Sauls, Miss Phyllis Denee. Miss Ueland, John Elliott. Frank Ragland, Miss Peterson. Miss Wold. Miss Case, B. F. Heintzel- man and c. G. Morris.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-01-30
WILL DISMANTLE
 THANE MILL AND
 EQUIPMENT SOON
Representative of Purchasing Firm Will Arrive Here To-
 night on Princess Mary.

B. Levine. managing buyer of the Northwest Steel and Metal Products, Inc, of Seattle is a passenger on the Princess Mary for Juneau, and will arrive here tonight. He is accom- panied by A. Goldberg, associated with the same firm. The Northwest Steel and Metal Product, Inc, re- gently purchased the mill equipment at Thane from the Alaska Gastineau Mining Company. Mir. Levine came north before the purchase 10 look over the property.
 Definite information concerning the plans of the firm represented by MT. Levine, will not be known until he arrives here, Emil Gastonguay, business manager of the Gastineau Company said today. Mir. Goldberg's s position is not known.
 IL is certain the work of dis mantling the mill and equipment will be started within short time, Mr. Gastonguay said. All the labor will be employed from the Chan nel towns.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-01-30
TROY HERE TONIGHT

John w. Troy. editor and manager of The Empire. will arrive in Juneau tonight on the steamer Princess Nary. He has spent soipe time in theesN ateY st.. s
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-01-30
LOCAL TERM OF
 COURT SOON TO
 COMPLETE WORK
Spring Term Convenes About April l8-Judge Reed
 to Visit In South.

The present term of the U. s. Dis trict Court will probably adjourn to. morrow or Thursday and Judge Reed will leave on the Jefferson for the South, stopping off for a few days at .Ketchikan, it was indicated today. The work of the present term is now virtually finished.
 The annual spring term will prob ably convene here about April IS, following adjournment of the term called to begin at Ketchikan on March 19. Before the latter date, Judge Reed will take a vacation of approximately 90 days, going from Ketchikan to Seattle on the next southbound trip of the Northwestern Ii is possible. according to Clerk of Court John H. Dunn. that no grand jury will be necessary at the local spring term. But few cases so far have developed that require grand jury action and those which have may be taken before the Ketchkan grand ury. The petit jury for the April term will be drawn at Ketchi- kan in March.
 Judge Reed today over-ruled the motion of H. l.. Faulkner for a re- trial of the case of the Union Oil Company ys. c. w. Young Company It is possible that the case will be appealed by the defendant. which has been allowed 90 days to prepare and file a bill of exceptions. A stay of execution has been granted pending further action.
 An interlocutory order for the sale
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-01-30
BISHOP ROWE ON WAY
 TO JUNEAU; HERE SOON

The Right Rev. P. T. Rowe, D. D., Episcopal Bishop for the Territory of Alaska, will arrive in Juneau in about two weeks. on a trip of in- spection of missions in Alaska Bishop Rowe is now in Ketchikan arriving there last night on the steamer Princess Mary. He will spend about a weeA at Ketchikan and the same length of time at Wangell, coming from Wrangell to Juneau.
 Bishop Rowe will speak before the congregation at Holy Trinity Cathe- dral on his visit here, Rev. c. E.. Rice, dean, said today Bishop Rowe will make Juneau his headquarters, for his trip to Sitka and Skagway, and will be here some time.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-01-30
FORMS FOR INCOME TAX
 RETURNS ARE AVAILABLE

The following forms are available at the office of the Collector of In ternal Revenue, Tacoma. Wash. and the following branch offices: Seattle Wash, and Spokane, Wash, accord ing to Burns Poe, Collector of h. ternal Revenue of the District of Washington. in advices received here:
 Form 1040A for reporting indiyid- ual returns Of income for the taxable year 1922 of less than 5000.
 Form 1040C for reporting individ- ual return of income for the taxable year 1923 to be used by resident and nonresident aliens as to the United States.
 Form 1040F. Schedule of Farm h. Come and Expenses for the year 1922 This form is to be used in connection with Forms 1040 and 1040A.
 Form 1001C. Exemption Certificate nonresident alien for calendar year 1922.
 Form Ills. claim by nonresident alien individual for benefit of per sonal exemption of $1.000 for calen- dar year 1922
 Form 1126. certificate of inventory for calendar year 1922.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-01-30

of barge W. T. & B. No. B, float ing cannery at Red Bluff. was grant. ed by Judge Reed to the Washing ton Tug & Barge Company. The property will be sold at public auc. tion here and the proceeds of the sale deposited in the registry of the, court pending settlement of claims advanced by several companies. The ownership of the cannery is claimed by the Mt Baker Packing Company. and claims against it have been. filed by the Baranof Packing Com. pany and Harry Gong & Co.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-01-30
NJ. a<7a Mrs h2obort Gorpolsrr. 1v,z.
ARCADE CAFE IS
 IN NEW LOCATION

The Arcade Cafe. Mary Young, proprietor, was moved to it's new home, building 99, Front Street, last tomorrow morning and the grand opening will be during the afternoon and evening.
 The new cafe is arranged with every modern convenience and is fitted up with lunch counter, tables and booths. At the rear is a large banquet room. The color scheme is most attractive and the place presents a pleasing appearance.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-01-30
ONE ARREST MADE IN /
 RAID AT KETCHIKAN

A raid on the Pioneer Hotel at Ketchikan Monday resulted in the arrest of George Kolendlch. clerk, on a charge of violation of the AL aska Bone Dry Law. according t0 advices received by U. S. Attorney A. G. Shoup. The raid was made by Federal Deputy Marshals Handy of Ketchikan and Mcdonald of Hyder
 An abatement action will be brought against the establishment and it's proprietor. Chris Bailey, ac- cording to Mr. Shoup.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-01-30
Introducing Celtic
 Literature in Japan

TOKYO, Jan. BOA Japanese wo- man. Mrs. Hiroko katayama, has found her literary vocation in intro ducing Celtic literature to the Japa- nese. Her father was Japanese con sul abroad for many years and her husband manager of the Bank Of Japan, left her a widow three years ago. She lives in the suburbs of den among trees and there she is working upon translations of John Synge's plays to be published this spring.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-01-30
SNOWFALL IS GIVEN
 FOR ALASKA AREAS

Depth of snow Gin inches) on the ground at D. m. Monday, January 29, at various Alaska Weather
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-01-30

Furniture moved and stored. Heavy hauling done. Phone AS. Ju- neau Transfer. adv.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-01-30

Headquarters for Ladysmith coal Juneau Transfer Co., Phone AS. adv.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-01-30
SON FOR RUGGS

A baby son was born to Mrs. Rugg, wife of M. c. Rugg, in Se- attle, about two weeks ago. accord ing to word received by friends in Juneau. Mrs. Rugg and their two children left Juneau several months ago for Seattle. MT. Rugg is repre- sentative in Alaska for the Cudahy Packing Company and has been in the States several weeks.
 Old bundles or newspapers at tho empire, 25 cents.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-01-30
Famous Minstrel Man
 Falls; Is Paralyzed

NEW BRUNSWICK, Jan. 30.- Lew Dockstader, veteran minstrel man, is lying this afternoon virtually paralyzed. Dockstader fell on the ice last night while returning to his hotel following a performance and hiG condition is serious.
, 1923-06-03

Detroit is not entitled to credi -
production of either Ford or Dodge.
the frmer's main plant being located
in Highland Park and the latter in
Hamtramck. neither of which is in
Guided in the corporate limits of De-
troit.
Strictly within the boundaries of
Detroit there are fourteen automobile
factories. including most of the lead
ors excepting Ford. Chevrolet and
| Dodge, while in Flint there are but
four factories. Yet the production of
/ two OF these. the main plants of Buick
and Chevrolet, was so great during
the first quarter OF 1923 that the to-
tai exceeded by a liberal margin the
fourteen Detroit concerns. 1t is stat
ed that in value of the three months
output. Buick led Chevrolet by ap-
pro1imately $1,000 900 and any other
producer. excepting Ford. by about
SIS, 900, 900.
A group of prominent automobile
men, discussing the Flint claim at the
Detroit Athletic Club, agreed that
while 1t was justified on the ground
that neither Ford or Dodge pay taxes
10 the city of Detroit, 1t owe rahN
the supremacy of Highland Park
than OF Flint. This was questioned
upon grounds that presents another
interesting phase. How much of the