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Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1923-08-30
Selecting Herd Bull to
Improve Weakest Points

In the selection OF a herd bull, ths
chief factors TO be considered are the
kinds of families In the herd. and
the size, character. natural heshinq.
quality, and Of conformation
OF the bull. according TO DR.. C. w.
McCampbell, head Of the animal hus.
bandry department. Kansas State
Agricultural college.
"The study OF the females OF the
herd should receive the most careful
consideration" Doctor McCampbell
added by a careful study of the
females In the herd. a bull can be sc
iected that will improve the weakest
points in the herd, as well as add TO
It's general Improvement.
Since there is a constant tendency
for animals to revert to their smaller
ancestry. one Of the most economical
means Of maintaining a profitable size
In our market cattle Is by the use of
big. rugged bulls.
"One of the most important con-
alterations is character, as II Is an
tFtocHSe VI MI dDliity 10 FcpTDuuCe
the good qualities which the bull him
self possesses. II r. Indicated by EVIL
dence Of m%asculinity especially in the
and neck Of a bull and by the
and style which he manifests.
AS meat Is the ultimate purpose
OF cattle production, the amount OF
meat an animal carries. or the natural
feshing of the bull. should receive
very close consideration.
Quality is Of value because of the
TACT that animals possessing It viii
less feed 10 produce q gfy On
smount of gain and sell for higher
prices when marketed than animals
hat do not possess quality. II Is In
by a soft coat of hair. a soft
'liab1e hide. and general s~mootbness
" conformation.
THE most profitable type Of animal
or the feed lot is n with an even
less of conformation. straight lines.
road back, deep middle. square ends.
nd closeness 10 the ground. and 10
this profitable kind Of cattle
Is quite essential that a bull Of sim.
ar type be selected"
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1923-08-30
Diseases of Raspberry
Plants Hard to Detect

While most OF the diseases which
attack raspberry plants cannot be de
tected on the plants themselves, after
they have been dug. are should be
taken not TO use plants which show
bard knots on gals on the roots.
These are likely to spread from plant
to plant snd the raspberry fields in.
fected with this disease are seldom
pro0tabi~.
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1923-08-30
Wear and Tear.

For how long do you guarantee this
watch7"
1T depends" replied the ieweler,
ION whether you live In a daylight
saving ~neighborhood and have to wear
II out resetting it."
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1923-08-30

Sailors WIN Sleep In eunks.

SCATTERING a custom OF the sea. the
new scout cruiser Detroit Will have
hunks which can be folded up 80 as
not to be In the way, instead Of the
t~ime-honored hammocks, and each man
Of the crew viii be assigned a locker
In which to keep his belongings. In
stead Of being compelled to pack them
In a bag.
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1923-08-30

I went to visit q friend in Mt Holly.
N. j., and she said, Mrs. Butler, why
don't you take Lydia E. Pinkhamfs
Vegetable Compound Ny husband
said that II 1t did her . much good
for the same trouble, / should try It
SO / have taken 1t and 1t is doing me
good. Whenever I feel heavy or bad,
It puts me right IN my feet again. I
am able to do my work with pleasure
and am getting strong and stout / gtiIl
take the Vegetable Compound and Liver
Pills, and am using Lydia E. Pinkham's
Sanative Wash. Mira CHARLES BUT
LER, 1888 S. Hanson St, W.Phils., Pa
Write TO Lydia e. Pinkham Medicine
Co., Lynn, Mass, for = free copy Of
Lydia E. Pnkhxm's Private Text Book
upon Ailments Of Women"
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1923-08-30
Opportunity was His.

For years there was a playwright
around London who had more venom
than ability. He could always pick q
success TO pieces and invariably did.
But ne had never produced q success
of his own.
One night ut the Savage club he
became 80 foolish as to attack the i'm
mortal bard OF Avon.
Shakespeare" he sputtered, "Iift-
ed half his plots"
This was too much for IN old crit.
ic. who came back at him In a fash.
play around II. Show him up"
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1923-08-30
BABIES CRY
FOR "CASToR|A'
Prepared Especially for Infants
and Children of All Ages

Motherl F1etcher's Castoria has
Deen In use for over 30 years as a
pleasant. harmless substitute for Cas-
tor OIL, Paregoric, Teething Drops and
Soothing Syrups. Contains no nsrcot-
les. Proven directions are on each
package. Physicians recommend 1t.
The genuine bears signature of
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1923-08-30

Billie had been a naughty boy and
upon rising in the morning his mother
said, Now, Billie, you were a bad
boy yesterday and l hope you VIII be
better today. Yesterday nobody liked
YOU
That's all right mother" said
Billie; yesterday / didn't like my.
self"
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1923-08-30
Well, Who Wouldn't Be Mad7

Well, Who Wouldn't Be Mad7
The maddest nan the other morning
was the fellow who had called his de-
partment store by telephone Saturday
and ordered some special sale golf
balls for early Sunday morning play,
and on arriving at the club opened
the package and found the store had
sent mothballs.-Kansas City Star.
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1923-08-30

For your daughters sake, use Red
Cross Ball Blue in the laundry. She
will then have that dainty. well-groomed
appearance that girls admire.-Ad-
v~ertisement.
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1923-08-30

sCuticura Soap for the Complexion. .
Nothing better than Cuticura Soap
daily and Ointment now and then an
needed to make the complexion clear,
scalp clean and hands soft and white.
Add to this the fascinating, fragrant
Cuticura Talcum. and you have the
Cuticura Toilet Observation-Disclosures
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1923-08-30

Ior A&r mat 1 had
pains and aches all
the time and was 50
/ could
hardly do my own
house and I
couldnot carrya bas-
ket ~ofgroceries from
the store nor walk
four or five
without get
ting terrible pains In
back and abdo-
men and Iowerlimha
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1923-08-30

Red Cross Ball Blue should be used
| n every home. 1t makes clothes white
as snow and e Injuries the fabric.
an good grocers.-Advertlsement.
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1923-08-30

Cupid would have a snap IL things
were so arranged that all the noon
light came In the summer time.
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1923-08-30

A married man says he objects to
giving his wife spending money be-
cause she invariably spends II.
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1923-08-30

She-"What became of his puppy
love AFFAIR."" He-"Oh, he's been lead
Ing a dogs life ever since"
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1923-08-30
Cleans the Paint.

Remove fnger-prints by wiping the
paint with O cloth dipped In kerosene.
Then go over the surface with a cloth
wrung out Of hot water.
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1923-08-30

II time is money you can't accuse q
lazy man Of being stingy.
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1923-08-30

The successful manlcurist has
OF business on hand.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09

Old father time is a movie man 4.
With a high speed movie
: machine,
And as he cranks he chuckles low
At the stuff we try to screen.
"A plaster studio is our EARTH
Just one Of a million or So
Where old Time shoots but a
hundred feet
For the Master Of the Show.
From brute to man is only a
flash,
From savage to fop is quicker:
And you, with your swank and
your seriousness,
Are the millionth part Of a
flicker.
-Kans. Ag. Brown Bull.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09
Sad
Mistake

- SCAR went to a dinner al
At . college dorm on
~ night.
And at the table fell in love.
With the coed on his right.
She had wicked eyes of baby blue,
And lips of drug store red;
Her dark hair was of lustrouF
hue,
And curled about her head.ax
Oscars heart beat faster ,a,;.
When she turned and smiled AZ
him. .ss !.
He gulped down wine and worse
than that. assf
Until the light grew dim. s.,ot
And when the feed was oxeraa
And all began to dance;smca
The coed slipped into the hallar
And Oscar had his chancaa ssss
He staggered toward the darlen-
ed room,
To claim his loved one fair8d
And throwing back the portiera,
He entered then and there. isss
He grasped the figure dinlyo near.
And gave her lips smack;
She struggled feebly for . stfihe.
And then she kissed him bacIsa
He held her close against ffhIk
breast a3aaa
The room was dark as night:
When suddenly a step was
heard
Somebody turned on the light.
Oscar bIinked his eyes, and then
He sobered with q snap:
He turned to see just who it was
Had caught him in this trap.
He saw the coed standing therp,
And then he saw her brother;
And then poor Oscar took the
count
When both exclaimed: why
mother Juggler.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09
REINCARNA-7
TIONS

Don Quixote fighting a revolvs
ing door. !,
Simon Legree whipping cFazm.
"a asss
Little Jack Horner getting -
corner on pie in the stock ex-
change.
Mister Pickwick giving away
automobiles to poor chorus gif4s.
Bismarck doing q vaudeville oct
with a trained herring. -
The siamese Twins getting
away with a single income tax
Don Juan as a stage door
Johnny. sfsw
The Washington times., 1923-05-09
WHEN BABY
PLAYS

With match's sticks 1t means
he's going to be a forestry expert.
With the tape measure he's
going to be a stock broker.
With fathers hat he's going to
be a head waiter.
With brothers. pipe he's going
to be plumber.
With a shoe he's going to be a
great traveller.
With a hair ribbon he's going
TO get married young.
With a piece Of cheese he's
going to be a lion tanner.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09
Business Openings.


AIoonshine is now being lnH6e
from canned tomatoes. Some fof
it tastes as If it were made from
ned sardines!
The Washington times., 1923-05-09
HAVE A SMILE
WITH US
By Nat N. DOrfman.

~ nee upon a time beauty
was something you were
~ born with. Nowadays It's
somebody you're bored with.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09

Poets, they say, are born not
made, but beauties are born home.
ly and made over by the beauty
specialists.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09

Statisticians say that in Italy.
only three people out of 1000
have a telephone. This may. ex-
plain why Italians are so good
natured. -
The Washington times., 1923-05-09

Old maid in Oshkosh has bad
such a hard time finding a nus
band that she is going to sail to
the Isle of Man.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09
FIapper Fairy Tales.

Ludwig-Will you have a ciga-
rette, darling?
Lena-No, thank you, Ludwig.
I just got a manicure and I'm
afraid of getting nicotine stains
on my fingernails.
Jerry-Was your mother peeved
because you didn't get home until
2 o'clock after the dance last
night?
Geraldine-She asked me why
] didn't stay out until four
.Jerry-What's the idea?
Geraldine-Why you see she he.
lieves that dancing is good exer.
else and she thinks that ought
TO get more Of it.
Molly-Let's go down to a matt
nee this afternoon.
Dolly-Eo, thank you, dear, I'd
love to go. but I'm saving my
money to pay back what father
loaned me to get new Easter
hat.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09

Most beauties are dumb, which
is why so many men rush
to marry them. But they're not
20 dumb they can't hold c. Q.
d. conversation with the milliner,
modiste or furrier.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09

When a beauty looks like g.
million dollars you can wager her
husband looks Hike a Million. too.
A million marks.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09

Beauties are a fine thing to
have around the house, provided
the wife doesn't object.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09

And as far as brains are con-
cerned, the average beauty is
able to stand on her own feet
anywhere, but not if she happens
to park herself in front of a
young fellow occupying a seat.
Then she falls-into his seat.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09

The society which Is fighting
a campaign against failing eye
sight might get off to a good
start by telling girls to stop roll.
ing their socks.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09

Give a beauty enough rope and
she'll hang any man.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09
LOVE LINES 1913

II don't go out OF this house
until you get a shave
do you think I'm heather
because you are? You'll 30 to
church with me-" 20
who's going to eat the but
ter? You go right out and set
1t liz
"If you swear at me again,
I'll break every bone in your
body"
Don't you ever take your
shoes off in the dining room
again" ,p@
.ncoaF
TITS all right for you to go to
the movies while l wash the
dishes" ,s,.ae
Business Openings.
A suffering alligator is looking
for a dentist, preferably OF
juicy disposition.
Moscow. RUSSIA life insur
ance agent.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09

was something you. were
~ born with. Nowadays It's
somebody you're bored with.
Poets, they say, are born not
made, but beauties are born home.
ly and made over by the beauty
specialists.
Most beauties are dumb, which
is why so many men rush
to marry them. But they're not
20 dumb they can't hold a G. 0.
ID. conversation with the milliner,
modiste or furrier.
When a beauty looks like a
million dollars you can wager her
husband looks Hike million, too.
A million marks.
And as far as brains are con-
cerned, the average beauty is
able to stand on her own feet
anywhere, but not if she happens
to mark herself in front of a
young fellow occupying a seat.
Then she falls-into his seat.
Beauties are fine thing to
have around the house, provided
the wife doesn't object.
Give a beauty enough rope and
she'll hang any man.
II a girl has wrinkles or
freckles. all she has to do is go
to a beauty parlor and they'll
change the complexion Of things.
Better a wooden leg than a
head of it.
The ladder to fame is crowded
with people who are quite ready
to step on your fingers.
The egotist never worries over
the size of his hat
1t is generally the sweet young
thing" who is fooled by the cake
eater
The woman next door often
sets the styles for the foolish
housewife.
The cynic who was told that
they were arresting loafers in
Pittsburgh remarked that he won
dered if they were also charging
the jaiIs.
An egg upon which a young
man of an upstate farm had
written his address reached a
very pretty chicken and Matched
Q romance. They're engaged.
The wisdom of youth makes
the angels weep.
In these days a burnt child
calls for more matches.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09

If girl has wrinkles or
freckles. all she has to do is go
to a beauty parlor and they'll
change the complexion Of things.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09

An egg upon which a young
man of an upstate farm had
written his address reached
very pretty chicken and Matched
. romance. They're engaged.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09

The wisdom of youth makes
the angels weep.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09

In these days a burnt child
calls for more matches.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09

The statesman who says we are
nearing the end Of civilization
must have heard about the apart
ment dweller who gave his land.
lord a box of cigars for a BIRTH
day present.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09

Better a wooden leg than a
head of it.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09

Now that long dresses are IN
style, a bow-legged girl can hfde
behind her own skirts instead OF
her mothers. So
The Washington times., 1923-05-09

The ladder to fame is crowded
with people who are quite ready
to step on your fingers.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09

The egotist never worries over
the size of his hat
The Washington times., 1923-05-09
NEWS LAFFS

Society debutantes are following
Egyptian styles. InnitatinHa3
mummy will come easy to saalon
of them.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09

1t is generally the sweet young
thing who is fooled by the cake
eater
The Washington times., 1923-05-09

The cynic who was told that
they were arresting loafers in
Pittsburgh remarked that he won
dered If they were also charging
the jaiIs.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09

The woman next door often
sets the styles for the foolish
housewife
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-04-10

OUR BOY REPORTER

casters all for this year thank goodness the cleef
u a ven sea so also My fother sed if they have
Iasers an Crsmusses in the year hes gon to the
thousand islands an spend month each island
jim dash
Cu mwun an cum all an vote in the eckslun witch is April
-t Tor mayer an things like that YOU haf TO register
also In the stward its Mrs Cora Wooev up to 122 ALBANY
an the nds Mrs Emma Madden up to the Caldwell Dry Goods
an Mrs Galloway the third up to 3O5 Avon half to reg
lister before Ap Dist Nell don't half to caue she ant u vet
she sed dddent tell her what | thought
jim dash
Mister Fritz Miller here witch lives in Nampa to see
the sites bmes git good eats don't no if he lost
emmy thing IN the bank down there but don't CESS he did cause
he wus laiien with sum up front of the post office
Jim dash
Mister Mike Devers is dom fine for the Eks club wieb is
he'd steward of it, He takes charge the hull thing an
hes got a free room there for nuthn.
Jim dash
you find bed on the Huston rode will you bring here
Nell sed who lost il been sum buddy witch took nm
there bed to walk, bein it diddent cum back
Jim dash
Mrs Thos Andrews up to Notus wch lives in Boise
to her his family Your Mothers your best friends
i'll the world.
Jim dash
Mister Pugsley here wch lives in Notus to do sum
bznes the sites don't he takes paper The
cheef sed shood asst people to take paper if they amt
Lots of times when people from wares vsn here
they an to sumbuddy dassent go up an asst them
when they alkn that amt pte my Mother told me-
jim dash
Dorothy Barh home up Parma witch is in coidge
to see her folks an git sum good eats
jim dash
Mrs. II. f. Coney here wich lives to Cozy Basin
lOnt if she shoppn seem relashuns Her son
vus here with her but don't no his
jim dash
asst doctor Ggray whats block anesthesa witch he has got
his adj he ed its sumhn take the afen gass
Mister Ben Dunlap witch is the lawyers goin to have new
uit next week he told the cheef
Jim dash
lot of news but Nell has got messig for run
N before school
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-04-10

MISUNDERSTANDING the 18th an
niversary of the close of the war be-
tween the United States and Mexico
will take place on May 30, there are
still on the pension rolls OF the gov
ernment the names of So veterans OF
that struggle, according to informa-
ton given out by the department of
the interior All of these pensioners
are over % years of age. the oldest
one being Urban Chandeur, of San
Francisco. who will pass the Tooth
milestone in June o. 1922. The most
unique pension ease of the Mexican
war is that of William Brown, of Cam
len, New Jersey. who at the tender age
Of years enlisted in the Marine Corps
md fought throughout the war
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-04-10
Meachem Is Coming to
Talk Old Oregon Trail

Walter r. Meachem. president Of
the Old Oregon Trail association. will
be the principal speaker at a joint
Boise Valley banquet to be held at
the Dewey Palace in Nampa on the
evening OF April 10 Invitations have
been extended to various Caldwell civ
&c organizations TO send the largest
possible delegations to that meeting
However the date has been set on the
evening OF the regular meeting OF the
Caldwell Commercial club when the
pending county bond issue will be dis
cussed and it is believed that the
Caldwell delegation will be smaller
than it might otherwise be. Efforts
will be made to send a special commit
tee TO Nampa for this event.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-04-10
NEW SERVICE

\ new service has been instituted
by the state department OF agricul-
turc under the direction OF Mark
Means. the new commissioner. Last
week end a number of names and adj
dresses OF persons residing outside the
state was sent from the state depart
ment 10 r. T. Hurtt. local CONNER
cial Club secretary. II was explained
that the letters had been received by
the state department from nidividu-
ais who were looking TO southern Ida
no as possible new homes Full in
formation was sought and to the end
the names were sent to not only the
Caldwell club but other similar civic
organizations elsewhere.
and oil color My back was lame and
ached and if ! attempted to lit any
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-04-10
Sugar and the Tariff

Sugar has always been the plaything
of the money gods. This spring has
been no exception and official Wash
ington is worked to the usual fever
heat over the unexplained gyrations
of sugar prices. There is talk of
probes and investigations and there are
nasty charges and worse feelings from
those who foot the bill.
From the economic standpoint, there
seems to be no justification for sky
larking sugar quotations. OF course
the tariff is to blame. But the tariff
on sugar today is only one and a half
cents a pound. And that seems hardly
sufficient to account for the tremen-
dous leap that sugar prices have ia
ken. In fact, this cent and a half
tariff on sugar was a long time in
effect before sugar price reactions set
in.
Any school child can readily appre-
ciate that a small tariff such as that
existing on sugar today cannot and
does not excuse such vertical price
changes. And President Harding, by
ordering an immediate investigation
by the traiff commission. should be
able to set at rest this tariff theory.
Something more than tariff is in
volved. And il will take whole lot
of explanation to convince the pub
lie that the trouble cannot be directly
traced to a whole soulcd desire. cou-
pied with the ability, of sugar barons
to gouge the public.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-04-10
Wilder Briefs

Mrs. Henry Shaffer entertained the
Women's Study Club Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. II. g. Peckham, Mr..
and Mrs. c. NJ. Knight, and Mrs. A.
b. Boeck were dinner guests Thurs
day evening at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. {. +. Mitchell.
The high school baseball team was
defeated in a game with Caldwell on
Wednesday afternoon The score was
8 to 3.
Leon Weeks OF Boise was a guest
at the John Bcal home the past week.
The Rocky Mountain Warblcrs will
give their chauiauqua program al the
Grand Theatre Thursday evening,
April -. under the auspices OF the To-
cal Odd Fellows and Rcbekahs The
proceeds will 20 toward the support
of the Odd Fellows Home in Caldwell. T.
The following persons have been
nominated for members OF the village
board: {. w Lindsey. {. +. Allen. /
". I. Clark, {. w. Patterson and W.
\. Khosds.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-04-10
City Elections

The Caldwell News seems to think
that city election fight is fine thing
If personalities can be kept out OF the
contest Absolutely right. And abb
solutely impossible That is one reas-
on why The Tribune never particular
ly relishes city campaign. There are
altogether too many major civic and
community problems confronting
Caldwell and Idaho today TO have a
part of the machinery available for
meeting them torn by the petty par
simony of community squabbles. Not
one city election in ten is conducted
on a plane where personalities are
submerged and the contest ends with
spirit that permits continued fullest
cooperation OF entrants ia solving the
acute and far more important civic
problems facing this community to-
day.
City elections usually burn too much |