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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-11-21
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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-11-21

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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-11-21

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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-01-03
LAND OF SUPERB RAiNBoWs
MarveIs Of Beauty That Writer Tells
ct Seeing, Even at Might
in Honolulu.

"Aloha" one hears everywhere. 1t
means more than welcome" It ex-
presses good will and sympathy for
all moods. joy and sorrow, declares a
writer on Honolulu in the Christian
Science Monitor.
1t rains as much as dozen times
q day, sometimes two dozen times ;
but the sun shines at the same time.
The only protection anyone uses is a
Japanese paper sunshade. They call
the rain 'liquid sunshine"
And the rainbow! At night even.
we have rainbows when there is full
moon. Who would ever think rain.
little showers that would hardly
dampen Il bu,terfiy's wing. could pro
duce so much beauty? Yesterday |
watched a rainbow for nearly half an
hour. a wide, low arch, flung, not In
the sky, hut across the mountains; il
was so near think ! could have
reached the foot of it. The green of
the mountain side glowed through the
radiant color and the valley seemed
to dissolve into color. / think the
most expert rainbow maker in the
world must live in Honolulu. If we
could only live on rainbows! we have
them every day. rainbows ard flowers
and palm trees, mountains and n wide.
blue sea.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-01-03
NATURAL MISTAKE TO MAKE
Name Mentioned Surely Sisnified
Nothing il Not the Presence of
Some D,onified "Frau."

You can have too much of any
thing, even roses" said the visitor to
the Woman. "The friends / was stay
ing with were botany f1ends l like
flowers, but l can't dissect them and
label them with foreign names. We
were out riding. and had come to a
beautiful garden. They stopped the
car and talked botany for what
seemed hours.
II was quite drowsy. when suddenly
my seatmate leaning across me. called
out: There's Frau Karl! Where"
asked the one at the wheel, hating
the car. There! There! In that gar
den; along the path to the left ex-
planned the third, while / craned an
inQuisitive neck to see the dignified
and portly dame their enthusiasm
made me expect to find strolling i'm para
sol-shade leisure through her grounds.
How perfectly wonderful TO run
across a friend so accidentally said
/. relieved at the change Of converse
ton. DO let's stop for moment to
call on herr WhereupOn five sets of
eyes surveyed me with amaZement.
Call on herY cried the eyes owners.
all at once On her? Why, it's
rose we mean. Frau Karl Druschki -"
Chicago Journal.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-01-03
MEMORIAL NOT WELL KNOWN
Mexico Border Erected in Honor
Of President Garfield

Just over the Colorado border I'm
New Mexico and on the eastern slope
of the great continental divide stands
large block of granite-a monument
An unknown monument. it Is called
by some. because ii is known only TO
those who happen 70 pass it on lit
tie narrow gauge branch of the Den
yer & Rio Grande railroad.
Towering more than a thousand
feet above the jagged floor of Toltec
gorge on the very brink of q precipice.
the stone stands as q reminder of the
passing of President James Abram
Garfield. II is i'm the most remote
part of the entire range of the San
Juan mounrafls. a place where ore
would least expect 10 tnd anything
but natures grandeur.
II was September &c. 1881. that a
special train was carry'ug members of
the National Association of General
Passenger and Ticket Agents over the
mountains. President Garfield. who
had been wounded by an assassin s
bullet. had died a few DAYS before
When the excursion train emerged
from a tunnel and crept out onto the
shelf that overlooked Toltec gorge it
was stopped. 1t was the hour funeral
services were being conducted for the
President. Each of the party gath
cred rocks and piled them high as a
temporary monument.
When the party was again in Den
yer monument was purchased and
sent to replace the little pile of rocks.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-01-03
Accounted for Attention.

A story told on the late Dean Stan
ley refers TO his thorough immobility
in the pulpit. Preaching one morning
at Westminster abbey, he was pleased
to notice the perfect attention of his
congregation. AT the close Of the serv-
ice he remarked to his wife upon their
steadfast attendance on his words.
'They never seemed to take their eyes
off me-" he told her with obvious graft
fication. mo wonder, my DEAR" said
Lady Agatha, seeing you had one of
your gloves on your head all the time
you were preaching" Placing his
gloves in his hat on leaving home, the
dean had removed his hat In the vestry
upon being gowned and had walked
reverently to the pulpit unaware that
he was carefully balancing one glove
on his head.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-01-03
Intended Compliment.

A clergyman was about 10 leave his
church one evening when he en-
countered an old lady examining the
carving on the font. Finding her de-
sirous of seeing the beauties of the
church. he volunteered to show her
over, and the fiustered old lady, much
gratified at this unexpected offer of
personally conducted tour, shyly ac-
cepted it, BY and by they came to
handsome tablet on the right of the
pulpit. THAT" explained the good
man, ''is a memorial tablet erected
10 the memory of the late vicar"
There. now. Amt il beautifult" ex-
claimed the admiring old lady. And
I'm sure, sir, 'ope it won't be long
afore we see one erected to you on
t'other side"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-01-03
Yearly Report Of
Weed inspectors
TOTAL OF 2so.037 ACRES OF
WEEDS CUT DURING YEAR OF
1922, SAYS STATE INSPECTOR.

Summary of the Annual reports of
the local weed inspectors in Mime
sofa is being compiled. Some of the
figures as to acreage Of weeds are
interesting, to say the least. 1t will
surprise the average man, who has
observed scenery in the country, to
learn that 143 local inspectors an
swefing the question: No. l. How
many acres of weeds were cut by
the land owners, who you visited, but
whom you did not have to serve a
notice on? ?" Reported total of 1884,
522 acres. In reply to question No. 2
"HOw many acres were cut by land
owners or operators after you had
served a notice ?"-121 inspectors re-
ported a total of 1926 acres. The
reports of SO inspectors. shows total
of 1889 acres as hired cut by the
local inspectors because the owner or
occupant neglected or refused to cut
the weeds This makes total of
23O,037 acres of weeds cut because of
the activity of the local weed inspec-
tors. This figure, it must be under
stood, does not include weeds cut
voluntarily by persons not solicited
by the inspectors. OF the total acres
cut, 1913 acres were in growing
crops-mostly small grains, but some
patches in corn and potato fields were
cut.
1t is interesting, in this connection
to note that the 1922 state census rec
ords l70,891 farms in Minnesota. 1t
appears therefore that approximat-
ely 1.3 acres of weeds per farm on
the average were cut. But this does
not represent the total acreage OF
weeds on the farms. NO,-not even
of the two which largely constitute
these acreages--viz: Sow thistles and
Canada Thistles.
There are thousands of acres Of
other noxious weeds annually taking
toll from the crops of the country.
Among the most vicious of which are
French Weed, Leafy Spurga, Wild
Oats, Mustards, Quack Grass, Dod-
ders Plantin, Wild Barley, Toad-Flax
and Rag Weed Yes, and new weeds
constantly being introduced. We can
stiH get two new ones from New
York, and one from, cur adjoining
state and turn these aut to pasture in
our yards and fields as the Prickly
Night Shade is now being broadcast
ed.
Some other time full list of weeds
that have been naturalized from Eu-
rope and Asia, may be of interest.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-01-03

his disposal (the subject is one, nat
urally. which rather eludes statistlcs),
has arrived at the conclusion that
ouu,OUu persons spent their vacations
in Northern Minnesota during the
summer of 1922, and that, in the ag-
gregate, they expended not less than
$25 .000. 900.
The figures are arresting enough as
they stand, and yet it must be under
stood that they are less significant as
an achievement than, as promise.
Minnesota's tourist travel is still IN
it's infancy. The rate, at which it is
growing may be inferred from the
fact that the written inquiries jumped
from AIT in 1921 to 6,430 in 1922.
The popular interest in Northern Min
nesota is increasing at SO rapid pace
that one can only wonder what 1T Will
be in another decade.
Worth thinking about, too, IS the
fact that Is per cent of the travel TO
the Minnesota lakes came by motor,
while only 25 per cent Of it came by
rail. Here, certainly, is ample vindl-
cation of Minnesota's wisdom in lay
ing out her comprehensive road pro-
gram. he Icdi SuIuihSi w."
clearly the automobilist, and nothing
makes so strong bid for the afec,
tions of the automobilist as good
road. We may be confident that tour
lists will continue fiocking to Mime
sofa in greater and greater numbers
as the roads improve. The British
axiom, "Trade Follows the Flag" may
be paraphrased into Minnesota
axiom, "The Tourist Follows the
Road" us
The figures set forth by Mr.. Cope
afford plenty of reason for satisfaction
with the development of our tourist
travel. But they should only serve
to spur Minnesotans on to renewed
efforts. The main work has already
been done by Nature; all Minnesotans
have to do is resolutely to put on the
finishing touches. 80
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-01-03
Giving Children Good Teeth.

Here are the rules of the British
Dental association for the care Of chill
dren's teeth:
Be sure the child sleeps with the
mouth shut, and when awake breathes
through the nose. From the age of
two let each meal contain some food
that needs grinding. Begin the child's
education in hard foods at nine
months by giving it bone, prefer
ably a chop bone, with little meat
on, to exercise its gums. Do not let
children drink until the end of the
meal. Avoid many sweets and sweet
biscuits. and only give them as part
of meal. Finish each meal with a
piece Of fresh fruit or crisp salad, or.
IL these are not obrainable, a stale
crust Of bread, with butter IL pre-
ferred, but not with jam.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-01-03
PLACE OF SUPREME BLISS
Seventh Heaven Believed to Be the
Abode of the Almighty and the
Chief Angels.

The Seventh heaven is the highest
of the seven heavens of the ancient
Jewish Kabalists, or mystics, wherein
dwelt the Almighty and the chief an
gels hence state of ecstatic or SUI
pre.Le bliss. In the system Of the old
Jewish mystics the seven heavens rose
one above another, like the stages OF
mighty building. First came the
space between the clouds and the
earth; second, the region of the
clouds: third, fourth, fifth and sixth,
the abode of the Lord God and the
Seraphim. Heaven. according to
Dante. I'm the Paradise" begins from
the top of Mount Purgatory and rises
upward through the seven planetary
spheres. the region of the fixed stars,
and the "primum mobile" ranged in
gradually extending circles beneath
the empyrean. the sphere of embodied
light" "the heaven of the heavens" at
the center Of which Is the throne of
God. Milton follows the same division
In paradise Lost."-Chicago Journal.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-01-03
Mystery Of Trees.

One of the most puzzling questions
in botany is, "Why or how does water
rise to the top of tree?"
Various explanations of the pheno-
menOn have been proposed. but none
Is regarded as altogether satisfactory.
One investigator attacked the problem
by means of interesting and novel ex-
periments. For instance. he construct
ed an artificial tree Of plaster of paris
and found that water moved upward
in 1t more than 40 feet high. Yet he
was unable to base any definite con-
clusiOn upon the results that he OBJ
tanned. The water travels a large part
of the way in film. between bubbles
on the one side and the wall on the
other. But the physical properties of
the film are yet misunderstanding
ton Star.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-01-03

Remember that reduced rates are
offered by railroads to persons attend
ing the Farmers and Homemakers
short course January 1 to 6, providing
the ticket buyer obtains from the tick
ct agent receipt when he pays for
his ticket. This receipt will entitle
the holder to a rate of one half the
usual fare for the trip home The
greatest short course ever given is
assured. Class room work will be
carried on in all leading phases of
practical farming. General meetings,
evening entertainments, suppers and
socials will serve to, make busy
week of solid instruction and enter
tainment for farm and town visitors.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-01-03
Woodpecker Is Natures Lineman.

The downy woodpecker, the hairy
woodpecker and the flicker all seem
possessed with a mania for killing de
structive wood-boring larvae, says the
American Forestry Magazine.
Better equipped than a telephone
lineman for climbing; supported by
a spurred tail provided with hooked
claws for clinging TO the bark; ham
mer-headed. chisel-beaked, and armed
with tremendously long, strong.
lance-pointed, barbed, extensile tongue.
the woodpecker drills through the
wood directly into the spot where the
borer lies hidden, pushes in the tip
of his barbed tongue. spears the VIC
tim and whips 1t quickly into his open
beak.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-01-03
By Inference

From LIE Petit Parisie, Paris (trans-
lated for the Kansas City Starr: Tai
ented musicians are not, as general
rule, especially backward in their APP
probation of their own performances,
but they have different ways of ex-
pressing themselves. For instance,
there is Paderewski who, despite his
recent fling at craftsmanship, remains
essentially a pianist. Recently fell
low artist asked Paderewski whom he
considered the worlds foremost pian-
list. 'WeIl, don't precisely know
how to tell you," replied the distingu-
ished Pole, "but the second greatest is
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-01-03

Russian winter. And the need of
aid in this direction for adults, too,
is indicated by statements of re-
cently-returned workers, who state
that in cases where Russian en-
ployes have been given a blanket
for extra services the blankets have
almost invariably been made into
overcoats. Literally millions of
children, say reports, have no shoes
AN item which in itself may make
it impossible for them to go to Am
erican Relief child-feeding kitch-
ems. Free shoes and stockings have
been provided for 100000 children
who are absolutely without foot
wear. but the whole problem is
beyond the reach of any general
funds now available.
The American Relief Administra-
ton. to meet this emergency, has
put into effect a Clothing Remit
lance. functioning in every way as
does the now world famous Hoover
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-01-03

Upon the request by the Jackson
County Bankers association for such
a meeting on the ground that there is
urgent necessity for an analysis of the
agricultural situation by the farmer,
and by the banker, the Minnesota
Bankers association called the meet
ing.
The Minnesota Farm Bureau fedora
ton, the Ninth Federal Reserve bank
and the twin city banks have cooper
ated with the bankers association in
arranging for the meeting.
Preparations have been made to
have at least one banker and one far
mer present from each of the z coun-
ties of Minnesota. The bankers as
ISOLATION in each county and the farm
bureau association in each county
where these bodies are organized have
been asked to designate representa-
tives.
"The purpose is to get concrete,
combined opinion relative to what re-
medal measures can be taken to i'm
prove agricultural conditions" George
H. Richards, secretary of the Mime
sofa Bankers association, said.
y. r. heeu, preSiueHI VI IHe MILhc-
sofa Farm Bureau federation, E. g..
Quamme, president of the Federal
Land bank in ST. Paul, and Curtis L..
Mosher, assistant agent of the Federal
Reserve bank of Minneapolis, will
speak.
The three topics for discussion and
to which the speeches will be address
ed are "The high costs of. operation
and the low prices. of agriculture, y
Various proposals for relief" and the
present condition in Minnesota"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-01-03


TT Russia's children, and adults
as well, are to be saved from death
this winter from exposure-after
the charity OF America has brought
them through the famine of last
winter. they must be supplied with
clothing" This is a concensus of
opinion of the American Relief Ad-
ministration staff in Russia, from
Colonel Haskell down to the in
spectors, according to their reports
to Herbert Hoover. head of the
a. X. A.
From every part of Russia where
the A. Il. A. has been feeding
children and adults, and has been
instituting sanitation and medical
service and NEGOTIATIONS to save
literally millions OF dyes. the story
is the same--that the children lack
even the barest essentials of under
wear, shoes. stockings or outer
wear, with which to protect them
selves against The rigors Of the
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-01-03
Advertising AS
"a Tourist Spur

The growth of the Minnesota tour
list business. is just one more concrete
proof that it pays to advertise and to
be painstaking in the showing of
goods.
of this state for the tourist and the
vacationist were left largely to take
care of themselves, to speak their own
message to the world. If outsiders
found them, liked them and were lured
thither by them year after year, well
and good, but that is about all the
business had to depend on to stimulate
its growth.
1t is very different now. These
summer playground delights, and
these lovely drives, are still excellent
publicity agents for themselves, but
they are being supplemented by the
kind of advertising manufacturer or
q merchant does to expand his bust
ness. Results have been quick and
fattering. The tourist business in
1922 showed large increase over that
of 1921. s
Tourist traffic and resort business in
Minnesota are just now acquiring the
status and the momentum to which
they would have attained years ago if
systematic attention had been given
to nurturing them. With continu-
ance of the present stimuli-which in
clude publicity, satisfied customers
and increasingly attractive roads-the
years to come are bound to show the
expansion over the present year that
the present year has shown over its
predecessors. There must, however
be no let-down in the advertising OF
Minnesota's charms to the world. II
there should be such lapse, tho
business inevitably will languish.
An interesting analysis of Mime.
sofas tourist trade was printed il
last Sundays Tribune. Ivan Cope
secretary of the Ten Thousand Lakes
of Minnesota Association, after ex
haustively sitting all the evidence al
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-01-03

Food Remittance. For twenty dol
lars, sent to the A. r. A. at AZ
Broadway, New York. the following
articles, or their equivalent in val
We, will be delivered to any desig-
mated person in Russia: 2-3 yards
fifty-six inch twenty ounce dark
blue wool cloth; yards of thirty
two inch black cotton lining;
yards of twenty-seven inch flannel:
Is yards of unbleached muslin:
large black ivory buttons; 16 small
black ivory buttons: Is small white
bone buttons; 2 spools No. 80 black
cotton thread; spools No. 40 white
cotton thread.
One package will clothe one adult
or two children all winter, and re-
mittances ordered for general relief
will be used for neediest caseA
thousands of which are heart-breah
ing.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-01-03
Care Of Pet Birds.

People make too .luch fuss over
their pet birds. They have too many
says an expert on the care Of house
pets.
There are really no rules about TAX
ing care Of pets In the summer except
such rules as would apply equally
well to person. Feed more salad,
most any kind. Feed fruit In season.
a small amount. Be extra careful
about good drinking water-that's all
anybody can do for canary or a
parrot.
"Air is good for bird. 1t can hang
outdoors. But direct drafts must be
avoided"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-01-03

Blackstone states that in the Isle
Of Man. TO take away a horse or OK
was no felony. but merely trespass.
There was no way to conceal them in
this limited territory or carry them of.
Because successful stealing of large
animals was difficult. the punishment
was light. But to steal pig or fowl,
which was easily done, was punishable
by death. The environment affected
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-01-03
Not for peppers.

At one time Blackpool, famous Eng
lish watering place, was celebrated for
the propriety of her bathing arrange
ments. When bell rang at fixed
hour all ladies wishing to battle came
out clad in voluminous costumes,
while every man had to remain In
doors. Amy man discovered In the
street or at the window was fined a
bottle of wine. When second bell
rang after the ladies had finished. the
men came out similarly protected.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-01-03

May Walker Ollie Homestead, a
Holstein COW owned at Austin, Mimi,
has broken the worlds record for but
terfat produced. Her record for 365
days is 1921 pounds of butter. The
former record was 1906 pounds, pro-
duced by Duchess Skylark Ormsby, a
Minnesota cow. This record has
stood for several years.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-01-03
FarfnerS-Bankcrs
Hold Conference
BUREAU AND ASSOCIATION CO.
OPERATE IN MOVE TO BRING
ABOUT BETTER UNDER
STANDING.

The first statewide farmer-banker
conference in the history of Mime
sofa, probably in the history Of the
country, will take place IN Minneapo-
lis January at the West Hotel.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-01-03
MISCELLANEOUS

FOR RENT: Six room apartment
modern, steam heat. Ned. F. Dripps.
20-tf.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-01-03
REPRESENTATIVE

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of staples in constant use. A connec-
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and full details. JOHN SEXTON &
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