davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-08
A Blow at Los Angeles
Y DON RYAN, IN Los ANGELES RECORD

las with more retired residents Of
the Middle wcss eating in them
than any other ity In the world.
Crhe total per ca ,ita consumption
Of toothpicks In Boos Brothers
alone for the month OF August
was i.s?3.55Os
Los Angeles has more grass
widows. moro bootleggers, moro
parents living on their infant off
sprink in the movies. more auto
mobile owners who atill owe three
insiaIlments. moro sheiks. more
shelkesBes. more passionate press
agents, more precoclOus young
women Of 10 or thercabout. more
union burglars. moro automobile
bandits. more lady murderesses.
more hs-men. more she.men. more
plain folks, more fancy folks.
moro just folks. more airedaies,
more darling kiddica, more de-
mon drivers and more dead or
dying pedestrians than any 9th.
er city OF its size in tho world.
HvIEREi I could cnumerate
l. more advantages which our
city can offer. bu; II would sound
like bonHting. take II these are
enough 10 convince anybody that
Los Angeles Is the logical place
from which 20 view the eclipse.
OF course we can't do anything
about Mexico. We can't help II
II the eclipse win be more total
there than on this side OF tho in.
ternational boundary line. That's
all right. Let Mexico have her
share.
What We are interested ia is
seeing that the share Of the
eclipse allotted TO the United
States is enjoyed from Los
Angelcs-and from Los Angeles
alone.
judge that sucn an ambition
will be considered worthy one
by every civic body OF this city
and consequently viii receive the
unqualified support OF the cham.
Der OF commerce, the Merchants
ami Manufacturers association.
the Retail Merchants associa.
ton. the op,imists. the Lions. the
Elks and all the women's clubs.
Are YOU an with mO2 1 thought
so. Fine Thank YOU Now lis
ten.
Something has arisen which
will keep our splendid city from
being the chief spot from which
10 view the eclipsc-unless we
prevent e. Yes sir. There is a
fly in the ointment There al.
ways has TO be some knocker.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-08
a He Discourses on the Futility OF
- Holding Grudges

fence between himself and me.
never admitted by word. sign or deed
that ] WIS annoyed. And. anyhow.
hiH spite fence did not keep the sun
out Of my house. altho II did deprive
him Of his share Of that well.known
luxury. 30 finally his wife nagged
him until he tore It down.
THAT was when ! moved into nc.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-08
Cappy Kicks
Kne-Anoher Coming Next Saturday

well. Cappy" said ]. Augustus
Redcll. Of tho West Coast Trading
company, as Cappy Rlcils entered
tho private dining room OF the Bllgo,
water club where hA young Rsnoci.
ates Of the Wholesale lumber and
shipping interests awaited tho com.
ing OF the patriarch before commcnc.
Ing 20 eat. where were YOU ycNor.
day. We missed you. We waited
for YOU until ] o'tlocs and then.
dcspairlng, We weal on without
you"
I'm sorry boys" sail Cappy II
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-08

you know. Somebody without
any civic pride who unworthlly
spills the beans.
This time u lB Prof. Baum
gardt. Yes sir. I'm going TO
name him right out. You know
who Prot. Baumgardt Is. He's a
scientist who stays up in the
Clark observatory. And he's con
Hidered a very good scientist.
Let's give the devil his due. But
this is what Prof Baumgsrdt
has done. Listen 10 this:
lie says that the best place in
this vicinity from which TO view
the eclIpse--the nearest spot for
the inhabitants Of Los Angeles
and vlcinity--is Del Mar.
Del Mar! Can you beat that?
Prof. Baumgardt has been en-.
pioyed-p ractically-by the city
Of Los Angeles. He has been
living off OF our bounty. you
might say And here he goes
and issues a statement-broad.
casts Il in fact-saying that in or.
der 20 see the eclipse TO best ad.
vantage everybody win have to
so TO Del Mar.
How can they see II TO any adj
vantage In Del Mari Why fgiere
isn't even a decent hotel there.
And in Los Angeles. why--but
what's the use?
GO that Is the situation. Angelo
~ nos. Now what are you go.
ing to do? Shall we remain in.
active under this impending
calamity Under the horror OF
seeing all the tourists rushing to
that pitiahle pimple on the map
known as Del Mar?
Hardly. Not so you could no
iice II. Wen do something.
Fine. knew you would. But
what2 Ali ] have a plan. Al.
ready thought out It's a dras-
tic one, but the situation needs
drastic treatment. 1t means the
prestige OF what Mrs. ]. J. Car
ter recently referred TO with so
much feeling as that wonder.
fully beautiful big city of Los
Angeles"
SO here's what Wen do. An.
Relenos. Wen march to the
chamber of commerce and Wen
all go right In and tell Mr.. Wig.
gins that he'll have to get up
petition. Yes sir. A red-hot pc.
tition to the Creator to have the
eclipse changed so that it can be
viewed from Los Angeles better
than from any other spot in the
United States of America,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-08
The Seattle Star

rssasasd Daily y The STAR raeshaE Co. ei ssva As fhes
~ sos neaths IiIe nentA' 'i9 year '
a
Nire6 Frsneisos
once
Canadian nostoa ofncs HidE.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-08
We Are Saped, BY Heck

0ver 90 per cent of the automobiles of the country are
operating with faulty carburetorS and accumulated car
bon deposits which, if corrected would 20 per
cent of the gasoline used -Research Board of the
National Motorists Association.
AT breakfast 10 days ago, actually let fried egg
and half the bowl of grs CO. when our eye caught the
above to dig up the gasoline bill of the previous week
And she read; Twenty gallons at Is cents, $500"
Yes sir, almost whole dollar go cens) wasted, ac-
cordng the research board of the National Motorists
association No doubt about it, doggone our fool hdel
That egg and chicken feed went dead cold the break
fast table while we rushed the machine to the garage
man.
Us: Kind sir, is the carburetor faulty?
Garage Bandit: Faulty? Jee-ru-sa-lem! One day
more and il would have blown to smthereens"
Us: Kind sir, do you find any accumulated deposts?
G. B.: Deposits? Man alive! If the General Elec-
rc Co. had all that carbon it could light this town for
1872 nights"
Us: kind sir can you fix it and save us % per cent
the gas bl?"
G. B.: II kin"
We didn't much about this mornings fried eggs
and "grits,' either.
ECONOMY GARAGE
Ten days credit only Cash preferred in every
To fixing faulty carburetor readjustment etcS $3.50
To removing deposits and cleaning carburetor, la
hpr Cat SIS per hour, etc, etc. 1911
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-08
$4,000
Please remit,
ECONOMY GARAGE.

Our little son. Bobby knows much about finance
do about carburetor-no less. He has figured it out
tiona Motorists association has caused whale of
ing in our gasoline
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-08

weigh IS
n rheumatic
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-08

satisfaction that the research board of the Ma
tiona Motorists association has caused whale of
ing In our gasoline.
-FOUR could whales weigh IS suppose
n
When girl speaks Of her trunks win wonder she
baggage bathing
Magnus
bu moth
woodpecker lighting campers head has been
surprise mosquito who lit
a mai wooden
Practically ant the United States has enjoyed at least
picnic this
may be heavens distant
LAM
college professor quite
become a piasterer.
crop large your
fax
First thing you enough
the chair.
Those planning this fall win
It until winter.
in like hot coffee and out like
Of ice
The older little girl gets the more her candy costs
The Washington times., 1923-02-01
C|T|zENSbEH|ND
CRUSADE On
NARCOTICS
Iowa Circle Association and
District Federation Urge
National Commission.

Physicians who dispense drugs
Illegally were bitterly denounced
by DIR. D. J. Dickerson at q meet
ing Of the Iowa Circle Citizens AS.
ISOLATION last night.
The association adopted q resolu-
ton requesting President Harding
to set aside an anti-narcotic week
and to call an international con-
ference to deal with the meance.
1.-THE Dope Evil and It's Ranaifi-
cations" will be the subject Of an
address TO be delivered tomorrow
night by DR.. Dickerson before
Equality Walter Reed Post, No.
284, Veterans of Foreign Wars, at
Pythian Temple, 1912 Ninth street
northwest.
The Federation Of Civic Associa-
lions at a meeting Monday night
urged President Harding to set
aside a national anti-narcotic week.
A conference Of medical experts to
formulate plans for checking the
dope evil Is asked by the federation.
George w. JakSon, acting secretary,
offered the resolution after talk
by DR.. George H. Richardson, rresi.
dent, on the ruinous effect Of dope.
Pleading mot guilty" yesterday
morning to q charge Of violating
the Harrison law, Robert Joseph
Clancy, was arrested again in the
afternoon and locked up in the
First precinct station. Police main
tain ne. is an addict and an old
offender. He is a metal worker,
thirty years. living at 44S X street
northwest.
Joseph Earl Dickerson, twenty.
nine years, 1858 California street
northwest, also was arrested on q
similar charge by Detective Sergeants
Sanders and Evans and Federal
Agent Rakusin. Dickerson is a
salesman.
The Washington times., 1923-02-01
HEART BEATS BY RADIO
HEARD ROUND THE WORLD

NEW YORK, Jan. 31.-Think of
an American travelling in Europe
and at the same time being ex.
amined by his physician in New
York; It can be done by the
process of transmitting his heart
beats to the physician via radio.
This is declared in advices from
Germany to be made possible by
device created by DIR. Leo Jacob.
sohn, German physician, and
d, -1onstrated before the Berlin
Medical Society.
The device during the demonstra.
ton amplified the heart beats so
that all in the auditorium could
hear them distinctly. The same
device linked to the radio. 1t was
asserted, would permit a man to
be examined simultaneously by
physicians scattered throughout
the world.
The Washington times., 1923-02-01
'G.O.P.TOCAUCUS
On BURSUM
BILL
Legion Protests Sidetracking
Of Measure for Relief Of
Emergency Officers.

by International News Service.
The fate Of the Bursum bill, to
place on the retired list permanently
disabled emergency officers Of the
World War, will be decided tonight
by the Republican conference Of the
House.
The national legislative committee
Of the American Legion protested
today to Congressman Horace
Towner, chairman Of the conference,
following tabling Of the Bursum bill
by the House Military Affairs Com
mittee. The Legion pointed out the
majority party can obtain enactment
Of the BILL Favorable a0tion was
urged by the conference tonight.
The Senate already has passed the
bill, and Legion authorities declare
a majority Of the House will vote for
1t provided 1t 10 brought to the floor.
The Legion gave out statement
declaring the bill will affect but 896
officers and its cost would be less
than 100000. While the Military
Affairs Committee has pondered on
L1C ACSASi0IIO4 Thirty O144CCAC yA44CSIS4
have died, the statement said.
Privileges of honorable retirement
in a limited degree would be given
emergency officers. Regular army,
navy, marine corps, and emergency
naval and marine officers now enjoy
this privilege to full degree, it was
said.
Besides the Bursum bill the Re
publican conference tonight IL sched-
uled to consider additional legisla-
ton for the disabled, and special
committees in the House and Senate
to consider veterans legislation.
The Washington times., 1923-02-01
Useful
TOiletries

Crepe Toilet Tissue
in a popular 0RO
quality. 2 rolls AOO
Peroxide - 16-ounce
bottles of this tx
home antiseptic 1OO
Wash CIoths-Good
quality cloths, soft Eo
fabric. Each. 49,. ~
Violet Ammonia
For household uses.
Generous Oh
size bottle. 80. III
First Floor.
The Washington times., 1923-02-01

good grade of chidren's Cordovan Cotton
Ribbed Stockings we'll shaped firmly woven, sturd-
lily made Sizes to 10. A serviceable quality for
school or play
First Floor.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-10-12
ROAD CONDITIONS
THROUGHOUT STATE
Highway Department Issues Re
port Tor Benefit OIL Motorists

Hartford. oct 1.-THE state hisAs
Nay department ledss issued the felr
leNias bulletin covering road eeAdls
tions IN Connecticut
clintan=lkillingseHsh, ladeF eeAH
ssFuelleH. OneH al al times. sssssa
GuilfoFd-t Boston Past Read, The
concrete has been finished except Ter
. short stretch in fFonl Of the Moose
Hill inn, TFafie mol USING one side
! Of the read where the concrete IL yet
green, subject 20 a delay Of about
flFe minutes.
Hamden- state street, Concrete Is
finished, TFafrie using whole OF road,
Boston Post ii0ad.
Concrete 10 finished. Traffic using
whole Of road.
Msdisen-Roslon Pest Road, Grad
ing just started, Traffic using one
aide OF road. Delay Of about I'VE min.
utes.
westnart-fest Road, Completed.
westnart-Hhore Road, Completed.
Standardization avenue, Traf.
nc using completed portion OF road.
No delay.
Trumhull-Nieols Concrete start.
ed. One way traffie on one side OF
road. Subject to delay 81 about five
minutes.
Housatonlc Valley noads.-Town Of
New Milford and Kent The concrete
Is all In place between New Milford
and Kent. except short piece on the
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-10-12

6rsaans hsias dons-ans - tFaHAe,
Enhsld - hazsFasllle Rasd Mac
adsm surface aaaef eeAstFaefleE
through center Of Hazarasllls- fFafi
nc isksn care Of ~ sheFt local de-
seaFs during the asg hesd open Al
night
Hsrsfoed-Mapls avenue, Sheet
asphalt surface On section from
csmp6sld avenue 20 city line sem-
Pietea, Work being dane On shout
ders. Road ePen AZ All times.
Winstsd Road, Maesdam
surface completed, and road open 20
iraffle al all times,
PomfFst=ruinam Read. Bilumln'
Gus mseadam surface uHdreF eaHr
slFnetion being built In two halves
aith ane way iFaffie over short see
ilens during the day, and road open
at night,
Puthsm-Pemfret Road, Bitumin-
Gus maeadam surface completed,
Some work heing done on shoulders,
Road open Al all times,
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-10-12

4esm Fasa.
BFissal- sehsel street uHaer e0n-
slEaeslOa. bas eas siae 81 ROAD Is se
tFsfle.
FsFmingtsn-FFsm Eim Tree IaH
ezsg sb0ng aRs miis, read Is aadeF
construction, bal enc side Is epsR 40
trsHie,
hilllmsRtie Road nRder
construction, but il epen for traffic
cremMeil- RaekK tim T0Nn Line
seaih abeai onerhaif mile under con-
ssraeiiea, bat is eRen fer one way
tFaffie,
Aiddlelewn and Cromwell ~ Little
River bridge under construction, bat
Old bridge o being used, oAs way
traffic,
East hsdaam Flown street, I'm.
DEF construction, Rasd rough and
sheaia be avoided, n possible,
East Hartford and Manchester
sliNeF lane Read completed and is
open for Irsffie.
Hampton - wiliimsniie, section
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-10-12

anaeF eenslFaslion. open = aFshle
aFsKei from Danlelzan cas- 80 ia
DssRllle. GeeayssE AbiRsssa sAs
Miilimsntie,
GTeteh-cenfsr GFelsn Road. Put
tag dean maeadsm surface course,
read Rsssable but advise uss 81 read
from reaaen0e 70 canleF Groton.
GFoien-asptist fiill in Mystic,
Head closed from Baptist church %
ieet IF hill, neseur Rossed
Franklin = Lebanon Read, con=
strueting bridge Head chased, Use
cross road one mile nerih Of iaierseer
ton Of Lebanon road and Aorwieh-
Mlllimaniie read as posted, Note.
There Is hFidFeson this eFess road
posted for four tens
Puiaam--killihgly Read. Concrete
heiRs laid on half the road. the other
halt being open 10 traffie one way a.
a time, Travel can deiour as posted
via Grove Cemetery and Putnam
Heights,
Mansfield Depot - Riorrs Road.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-10-12

fntnamZP omfFst heza ceAeFefs
bridge undsF eenstTuctlea over a4ttls
River frame sskeh care Of ea old
slTaciuFe,
simsbuFy - NsateEas. Meantzin
Head, hitnmineas maesasm snrfsee
aHdsF construction being built IN TIVE
halves. Traffic taken care Of one
half for Short sections. Road open At
night
Winstsd-N eFfslk Resd. Mses-
dam surface under construction I'M
medistely sest Of city. franie se,
eemmedated over the werk Al all
times
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-10-12

Msla ssFes1. ksnss
ksRi-e efaHsll kesa. steam
shekel sFasIns hss cenaeneea "a
shis read ana = eonsenisnt astsuF Il
pasaea araand the steam sheFsl saa
4 bridge nnder eeasiTaeitea,
kent-ksnl censeT Bridge is sem'
plssea, except little NeFs "a me
ahusmenl.
Dzahurg- hssd, Inc
mae&asm surface Is all completed and
aha asRiFaeieF il aeRssFnfiihg iha
Mead Guard Rsillng
Naadburs sOathihry Read, The
, inch hitamiR0as msesasm 10 al
eemRlsled aad me contractor u grad
iRg the shoulders
Woodbury. Rslhlshsm Read,
About one, haiti Of she mseadsm u
completed and a deleuF 10 pasted
around that portion Of the road aas
der construction,
Ret woedhuTy Read, the
rough grading IL nearly eempleied
and the construction Of the maeadsm
commenced, No del0nEs available,
acknowledgements Read, The
maeadam Is about thrserauaFteFs
completed, A deienF Is possible On
the west. but not necessary.
SOuthbury-fhe concrete founda-
ton for ane ahuiment OF the bridge
over the ramperaus river. between
southhury and Rekbury Is being
placed,
Thomasian Waterbury Road. un-
der construction, short detour
around bridge necessary, This road
is In good condition.
Torrington and misunderstanding.
ton-Iiiehheld Road. No detours.
Roadway In good condition.
Sharon and acknowledgements
River Road. Under construction. No
detours al present.
New Hartford - NenauE Road.
Work under construction. Open for
travel. No detours AZ present
Plainyille - Cooke street Road
closed. Short detour on good mac
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-10-12
SMALL COINS GO.

herlin, Oct, ~. - Aluminium 500
and 500 mark pieces issued by the
government some months ago for
small change purposes have entirely
disappeared. and Il Is even impos-
sihle 10 obtain them at the hanks
With the depreciation Of the eur,
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-10-12

Fsney. shs metal IN shs pieces soaa
salps IA nsFks faksr plsFsTs toe,
ara held partly responsible fer de.
appearance Of the pieces a. the
aluminum eelns weEs iuss ! HANDY
slxs 10 be used fer ehips.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-10-12
For
GIRLS
Second Floor

Girls Boomer Dresses in
plain chambrays and check
ed ginghams, touches Of
handwork, white collar and
cuffs, 6 to 10 years. $2.95
Girls Sweaters in shaker
knit and brushed wool. slip
on and coat styles, sizes 8
to ID years $500 to $685.
Girls Beacon Bathrobes
in rose, copen and tan;
sizes 8 to IA years
$500, 1895 and $500
Girls Two Piect Flannel
cite Pajamas, trimmed
with silk frogs, coat and.
MILDLY style; sizes 8 to Ia
years ............ $500
Girls Raincoats and Hats
in tan and blue, sizes s to
IA years. $3.50 and $685.
Girls Panty Dresses of
plain chambray, check ging-
hams. with touches of hand
work, several new models;
sizes 2 to 6 years.
......... S3.75 and $5.95
Baby Sleeping Bags in
pink and blue, silk bound
hood and front 500. $500
Baby Sleeping Bags in
white eiderdown, bound
with pink and blue, silk rib
bon ............... $500
Eiderdown Afghan Gov
ers bound in pink and blue
silk ribbons 1895 and $500
Second Floor
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-10-12
Women ::
GLOVES

At S3.75-
Real kid gauntlet style
gloves, pique sewn, GRO
Chef, embroidery, two
tone effect; in grey,
brown, black and black
with white; regular $500
grade.
AT S3.75-
Genuine mocha gloves,
strap wrist and crechet
embroidered backs, Beav-
er and grey; value $500.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-10-12

Several hundred pairs of
Pumps and Oxfords in dress and
business styles, all taken from
our regular stock and marked
this low for quick clearance;
values to S8.75.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-10-12
Charming New
MILLINERY
$3.50 $1,000

The newest of style themes as exhibited
by the best designers. New embroidered
novelties, ostrich and peacock trimmed eff
fects, beautiful flowers and ornaments in
chic youthful models, as well as charming
styles for the more mature woman.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-10-12
Mappy Sweaters
Knitted Dresses
$1O.95 and $14.95

knitted included EVERY of
OF of We
suit style dress effect
Sweaters-Thid Floor
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-10-12

BOYS All WOOL sweaters
in heavy shaker knit with
roll collar, slip-on style in
blue, brown, crimson, buff
and combination colors;
sizes % to SO. Special Sat-
urday $500
A very large assortment
of boys Wool Jersey and
Tweed Suits in brown, grey,
green and many heather
mixtures, MILDLY and Oliver
Twist styles; sizes 8 to 10
years. Special ..... $4.95
Boys Overcoats, all wool,
the very latest winter
styles in button to the neck
and convertible collars in
cheviots, pebbled cheviots
and clearinghouse, slash and
muff pockets. blue, grey,
brown and heather: sizes 3
to 10 years. Special 1895.
Second Floor
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-10-12
Smart Trimmed
HATS
$500

Clever new pokes, turbans, cloches, mush-
rooms, off-the-face and odd shapes in va
ried selection. Fashions most popular styles,
materials and colors. Exceptional values
Millincry-FOurth Floor
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-10-18

sp-spring or springs; bas-basket; enana-
enameIed yds-yards D.. R.-diniug rom
bbl-barrel eiec-electric uphotuphoistsraa
galy>galvanized adj-adjotnin@.
Together with all the goods and ch -sis
that may be brought spoh tire ssfG fsenss-es
to substitute Or lake tie Diage u me afere
said goods and e~hstels, Or e be IN edition
thereto. This mortgage being intended to
secure after-aeer1red prcnerty, as uen as the
property particularly herein described"
This property will be sold subject to tax
aala, December %. 1921. for 1919 and 1920
taxes. sS.s45.16, with interest tax ssla
Decsmber 70. 1922. for 1921 taxes. s2.Is5.s7.
with interest; taxes for the year 1874.
s2.143.2O. via interest. and taa&s for the
year 1923, s1.s40. with interest.
The above described property is known a.
Columbia Hotel, North West corner Third Av-
eDae and Ocean Avenue. Belmar, N. j
Seized 80 the properly Of Columbia
Hotel Holding Company. a corporation ct ais
taken in execution at the suit Of sarah
Johnston and MaTyE stokes, and 10 be sold BY
WALTER H cRAyATT, Siberia.
Dated September II, 1929.
ELLIS L. PIERsoN, Solicitor. $500
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-10-18
Points in Etirustts.

It is not considered complimentary
to ask g bin collector to call again
Fat men should always apologize
upon entering a crowded street-car
1t is not necessary to raise your
umbrella in an elevator. II wiilsgo up
OF fts own accord
Do not chew gum in the bread
liRe. It Is likely to arouse envy and
give yon the mama Of wishing to dis
play your pecuniary superiority.
Introductions are unnecessary at
ball games. # you do not know the
man sitting next 20 you. wait until the
hall is knocked over the fence and
then hit him Violently on the back.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-10-18

rssoe sssr caarssa His
Leg OYER lis
cqanter. Hc11 : TcLeI
SID q piece Of VI ppinGpatsr wien
Mrs Liscum entered for a Loaf Of
bread.
Noticing on the Iaper & let Of famt
her na MS. Tdez4m ri.
What are you hsasins saele. III.
Leglar9s
well, ma'am," says Legler. 4Tz
Just putting down the names Of all
my friends that I can lick"
is Harvey Ldscum,s name there7@
asked Mrs. Liscum.
Yes said the baker. YES. i got
It down"
Mrs Lscu1n went home and told
Harvey. He FASTENED to the bakery.
~Legler." he said, is it true I'm On
the list Of men you a lick?"
yes" said Legler calmly: ~TTe
got you Down, Mr.. Ltscum"
: why. you little shrinp,v reared
L4scum. = could eat you alives"
@Are ron sure you couidT@ asked
Tie Baker.
You bet rm surei" said Lscum.
shaking his Est IN Leglerss face.
Wei, then" said the baker sadly.
y guess III cross you on the list
Caieago Evening Post.