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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-06-26
Camping VS. Picknicking
Distinction Observed

1.-THE time is at hand when thous-
ands of persons will seek the great
outdoors. A few might be termed
old time campers, but the majority
are novices. And to this constantly
increasing army of those who camp
comes certain responsibilities which
many of its members do not realize.
writes Warren X. Moorehead in the
Boston Herald.
confuse terms. There are real camp
ers-and they all love to call them
selves by the former title. 1t is the
two latter classes of people. who have
caused in many sections of our coun-
try resentment on the part of land
owners against camping parties. In
certain sections Of New England the
present scarcity of fish and game is
due in no small part to the activities
of these irresponsible persons. Forest
fires are started. fences burned for
fire wood. fruit taken, crops damaged.
grounds Uttered with papers and cans
i'm short, the picnickers have made
themselves general nuisances. In the
old days. when there went to the
North Woods a comparatively small
number of real campers, little or no
damage resulted. The fishermen
caught his few trout for camp use. or
shot his three Or four cartridges. He
scorned the taking of fingerlngs. He
knew the woods and loved them. and
he generally stayed in the wilds two
or three weeks. or even longer. Today,
the automobile has furthered the ac-
tivitics Of a class Of people who really
do not love the woods or the noun
tains in the odd timer" sense. They
must needs hurry from one place to
another. They carry on a small
trailer a meagre outfit so far as camp
equipment is concerned, but always a
superabt1ndance Of mosquito netting
and sundry patent articles such as the
very persuasive clerks in the auto
supply stores sell them.
II have often stopped in these
stores in the cities and listened to the
salesman (who, by the way, never
camped expound the merits of war;
ious odds and ends which he claimed
were essential to auto campers. And
having stocked up with the latest de-
vices, these people set forth. seldom
reaching the real woods, always Ssh
ing the streams convenient to the
road, witlAthe result that practically
every trout above the size of a finger
ling is soon taken. Finding that the
stream or lake does not produce the
desired results, our auto picnickers
motor on to another place. repeat the
operation and thus spend their vaca-
tions in aimlcss wanderings. Visit
the streams near certain auto roads
in Vermont. Massachusetts. New
Hampshire and Maine, talk with the
citizens of those regions and one will
soon learn why our fishing-save in
the back districts-is Of the past.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-06-26
Dairy Inspections
In AndrOscOggin Co.

State Dairy Inspector Forrest A.
Barbour returned recently from a
trip upon which he visited 80 per cent
of the dairies of milk dealers in An
droscoggin county. He reports that
the farmers are taking hold of the
suggestions, although occasionally
dairy was found which required a
cleanup. The licenses of about
eight of the milk dealers in that
county are now pending. Mr.. Bar
bour was assisted by the following
local inspectors: George Williams of
Lisbon. DIR. L. J. Dumont of Lewis
ton and DR.. L. +. Hall of Auburn.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-06-26
The Hurried Camper a Failure

The charm of the lake as pictured
by Thoreau, its restfulness and calm,
is unknown to the modern picnicKer
The old camper and sportsman went
by canoe or walked. He contemplate
ed upon the mountains, the trail, the
lake and thesstream. He did not hur-
ry. 1t seems to me that the contrast
between the man with the canoe"
and the man with the trailer" is very
marked The one threads his course
along natures waterways and enjoys
continual atmosphere of peace,
beauty and delight. His very move
ments are in harmony with his SUR
roundings for he moves slowly and
quietly and his companions are the
birds and animals. He appreciates
North Woods. Not so the man with
the trailer. He is confined to mans
pathway rather than natures. His
transportation is capable of speed
md his mental attitude is attuned to
t, Instead of the atmosphere OF the
lines and the lake breeze. he is sur
FOUNDED by the dust laden atmos-
phere of the road.
Men and women there are who have
often gone far into the woods and
spent much time there. Such persons
are foremost in protecting the forests
and the game. Numbers Of them
would find it difficult to condense in
to a few sentences their impressions
Of nature, yet. like Thoreau, they
were wont to gather about the even
ing fire and discoursesupon the woods.
Their feelings toward the great out
Goors might be expressed in a little
phrase in which they all believed
THE Rights of Nature. To them It
was a text, golden rule of the
foods. Our modern tourists and pic
n:ckers are devoid of such wholesome
sentiment. They are in the grip of
fever of wanderlust. They cannot
devote time to contemplation. I once
observed an automobile halt alongside
a particulareroad in plain view Of a
distant range of mountains. The
usual tent and little outfit and sundry
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-06-26
Bangor, Me-. $42.626.5O; Green
Wilson, Waterville. Me-, So, 31O.75.
Report of Town
Road Work Done in
Old Fashioned Way

Chief Engineer Sargent of the
Highway Commission when seen at
his office yesterday stated that he
was very much disappointed IN tray
cling about the State this spring to
find that a great many local road
commissioners in doing town work
are dumping gravel and leveling the
loads in the old fashioned way. in
stead of spreading the gravel from
cart or from where it is dumped on
the road. This results in a very
rough riding and bunny road. which
never can be made smooth. The
practice seems to be in vogue this
year more than for q great many
years. Money expended in this way
is about as nearly wasted as 1t can
be. because the road will never be
satisfactory to traffic. It is hoped that
selectmen and road commissioners
will see to it that no more of this
kind Of work Is done.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-06-26
Careless AutOists
Cause Forest Fires

Cleveland, June 25.-(A. P)-One
hundred thousand motorists of Cuya-
hoga county have been asked by the
Cleveland Automobile Club to join in
movement to keep camp and picnic
sites clean and undefaccd and to pro-
tect the countryside from the danger
of fire.
In statement the club suggests
that the motorists adopt the slogan.
"Clean up as you go" 1t is pointed
out that in recent years there has been
growing tendency to litter tho coun-
tryside with rubbish. especially dur
ing the warm months. Not only is
the natural beauty of the countryside
desecrated." the club says, but there
are even more serious aspects Of the
situation. More than 1000 forest fires
started last year by automobilists
who left camp fires burning or threw
lighted cigarettes, cigars. or burned
matches into grass at the roadside"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-06-26

satile is Denny that he plays the
primitive lover like a master Of the
drama-and in the next scene dashes
from his corner and left hooks the
champion of the world and wins the
title. Denny's performance in THE
Abysmal Brute" is winning him
great deal of favor among fight fans
Of the country-and also among the
folks who like clean, two-fisted dra-
ma, although they have never seen a
prize fight.-adv.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-06-26
ADJUSTMENTS

"kbysmal Brute" Famous London
Story, viii be The Feature Attrac-
ton at the Colonial Tomorrow and
Thursday.
In the prize ring Reginald Denny,
star Of the Univcrsal-Jewel produc-
ton. 1.-The Abysmal Brute" coming
to the Colonial theatre tomorrow and
Thursday upholds the fighting tradi-
tions of a lad who never took the
count" On the sunlit sands of the
Pacific he gets the first real thrill of
his young life when he meets and
loves a wonderful girl. And so YER.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-06-26

and coal-tar in the
form of phenol
when q natural
vegetable COM
pound like DR..
Caldwell's Syrup
Pepsin will do the
work equally well
and without dam
ger. p e op.le
Cho~vl -o1.u
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-06-26
Syrup Pepsin Helps
Nature Give Relief
ANY FAMILY MAY TRY IT FREE

Thousands Of parents are asking
themselves. Where can find trust
,rorthy Idrdtire that anyone in The
family can use When constipafed?"
1 urge yoT to Try Syrup Pep.in.
sample bottle, sufficient for an adequate
test. Write me There TO send il.
Address DR.. W. b. Cdldgell. SIS
Washington ST.. Monticello, Illinois.
Do il nov!
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-06-26


that mercury may salivate and in
certain conditions loosen the
teeth; that phenolphthalein, by
whatever name known and how
ever disguised in candy, may
cause dermatitis and other skin
eruptions; that salt waters and
powders may concentrate the
blood, dry up the skin and cause
lassitude.
You can take, DR.. Caldwell's
Syrup Pepsin yourself or give it
to a babe in arms, as thousands of
mothers do every day, with the
confidence that it is the safest
and best medicine you can use
for constipation and such COM
plants. A tcaspoonful will re-
heve you over night even if the
constipation hes been chronic for
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-06-26
Try it when a Laxative is needed and
see the wonderful results

TT is not necessary to take a
violent physic for so simple an
ailment as constipation. Yet
many thoughtless parents give
mercury in the form of calomel,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-06-26

years. DR.. Caldwell's Syrup
Pepsin is a compound of Egyptian
SIENNA and pepsin with pleasant
tasting aromatics, and does not
cramp or grippe. Every druggist
handles it. and bottles are so gen.
erous that the cost amounts to
only about a cent q dose. You
buy it with the understanding
that if it does not do as claimed
your money will be refunded. The
names of all the ingredients are on
the package.
Mrs. A. 4Arcencaux of Orange,
Texas, ;,:lered from constipation
for six years and found no relief
until she took DR.. Caldwell's
Syrup Pepsin; and Mrs. Gus
Anderson of Ball, Hans, corrected
her bowel trouble SO that she now
eats and sleeps normally. Bring
bottle of DR.. Caldwell's Syrup
Pcpsin into your own home and
let the family use it for consti-
patton, biliousness. wind, gas,
headaches. flatulency, and to
break up fevers and colds.
Washington Journal., 1923-08-31
Gas entcnei.

SD bate in einem 2cben8mittel
la0en 5pei Sii6ncrcier gefauft, oas
Stiid 5u $50 Murf. glm nGdIten
Gage woate ih nod 3pei @ier fau-
fen. "@eoaitre, eS lino feline ntebr
3D. Iagte Die @%erfduierin. SD:
.9odL i'm SAaufenIter Itebt ein
G0rb6en nit @ieru." Sic: r8as
limo ober @ntenpier." ga, ga TO.
Itet u6er ous Stiid $50 Marf." Sd:
,8arum? 1ie @ntcn Iu6en itG
oie meiite 9tabrung ielbit utO foiten
meniger Suffer ais 0ie Sii6ner."
Sic: D9te Gntcneier iolten aber,
pie Die 8altern Iagen, mebr NGbr-
Itoff entbaIteu als Die Sii6nereier."
Sd mar belebrt uno tat innerli6
Sen macferen @auern Abbittc. SRI.
Der belt man nift bel BON ibrer
niiicni6aftIiHen 8ilOung. Sic err
ictten lid) 0nr6 Ser5 unO @eriit.
Seltte Iir0 iie iAon iibcr Oen NGbr.
merit Ser peridieoenen @efliigeleier 10
git unterriGtet nie elm 8rofeIior
Ser Taturfrnoe oocr orgoniiden
G6en..e. 9abei bnben lie ii6 ibr
mo6smeifes Ser3 uno ibr glodett.
reines @emiit bepabrt. Man oenfe
nur: 8er bin0erte Die 9nuern, uns
$50 Marf fir oas Sii1nerei ab5l-
nebmen? glber nein. 9os @ntenei
entbdIt mebr @dbritoff. Ser bod
entpidelte @eredtigfeitsiinn Der
9alern, oos &antide Sittengeieb
in ibrcr 8ruIt, ibr enpfinolides @e-
tpiiien mabnen fie, ms fir OaS mint
ser nG6ritoffbaltige Siibnerei 100
Morf neniger ob5unebmen aIs fir
oaS gebaltrei6ere Gntenei. Sa, Ite
iHenfen ms etgentlih sic Siibner-
cier uno sic gnteneier. Sd erir-
mere mid nod, in ser Shule ge-
lernt 3u baben, ooB elm ein3iges
Siibncrei 10 bel Nabrpert beiibe
pie elm 8fin0 6leiid. 9as 8funO
S6weinefleii6, ous nod nid)t ein-
nal gang 10 nabrbaft lit uie bas
8fun6 &inofleiid, foitete, als ib
$50 Marf fir oos Siibnerei be5abl-
te, 5000 Marf. 9ie 8aitern f0nn-
ten olio, nenn ife Dem Breiie Ben
Rdbrtpert 5ugrltnoe legen, fir Oas
Siibnerei gut 5000 Wtarf ne6mer.
Sic nebmen es ni6t, Ser3 u1o @e-
NIT laiien es nidt gu, iie i6enfen
ms oos 81, oas 5000 Marf gtdbr-
inert bat, fir $50 Mtarf. @enn oie-
ie @emiitsmeni2en 10 i6ledt reG-
men un0 MIR altf ibr gutes Ser5 DO
rem itatt an ibren eigenen @orteil
3u oenfen, tit es ni6t 5u perp1n-
bern, 0aB iie INNER mebr in Not ge-
raten ltn0 ii6 nit &edt rnotleioen-
Sc" 9anopirte nennen. 9ie 4rbei-
ter Iollten iid oitrH oie M~il0ber5ig-
felt Ser Qanonirte ntGt bei6Gmen
loIien nno freipi1ig 5000 Marf fir
ons 81 8nblen. 9fon ibr &lulien-
Itol3 miiBte es linen berbieten, bon
ser n~otleiocnGen 4grorterflaiie oie
Sii6ncreier fir Sen 5pottoreis bon
$50 Marf io5uia9en geiGenft 5lt
nebmen. s.
Washington Journal., 1923-08-31
Sin ~Ocrsmidter Sal.

Ser n9eutiden 3eirling fir Gbi-
le" wiro aus ibrem 2eierfreiie eill
intcrciianter Sell beridtet: Gin
Geuti6er moute elm Sagogepebr
f%aitfen, natiirli6 eilt glites oeutI6es
9roouft. 9as fan0 er aber i'm
groBten oeutl6en &aufbauie Der
Sta0t nidt mo nltr idleHtere uno
teurere belgiide @epebre ee3eiet
lpur0en. 9agegen fano er oas BEL
iere oelltI6e @epebr i'm fran5oiiifen
@eiddft an Dem betreffenOen Srte.
@r lit nun i6mnnfeno, Oh er 0aS
6%eliese, biaigere oeuti6e @emebr
i'm fran80liihen Geiddft ODER Oas
Idle6tere, teurere belgii6e @emebr
i'm oeutI6en @eifdft faufen ioae
Gie erpdbnte 3eitrng iugt ba3u;
r8ieQGiGt fdut elmer unierer 2eie~
elm falomonii1es ltrteill"
Washington Journal., 1923-08-31

-@icliagen0. g.: @eitern
mar i1 BEL Brofeiiors e~ingelaoen,
aber es mar 10 bon, 0aB man faum
einen 8lab befommen fonnte, Uni
leinen lleber3ieber auf3ubdngen.
g.: 9a peroe ib nd1ltens audi
NAL bingebqn.
81: Gas miirOe i1 Sbnen ni6t
raten, Sic miir0en oa nidt piel init
ibm lprehen- fonnen.
81: Gas piG i6 ia audi gar nidt;
a6er i6 brau6e nanli6 einen ne1t-
en- ltebcroieberl
@uteS @ef1Gft. SEER
2ebmann: gta, Serr Wiilaer, iiebt
mar. sic. audi NAL mie0er pie
gebt es Sbnen 0enn2
Serr Miiqer: 4d, ih oanfe, gang
gut; ih bin ieBt @efGngnismdrter
un6 babe einen fleinen @e6enber-
0icnit, inoem ih sen @efangeneu
gBmaren berfaufe.
Serr 2cbmann: Sic iin6 ia Wobl
audi perbeiratet - bat Sbnen Sbre
5rau aud &ermogen mitgebradt2
Serr Miiaer: 9as ni6t, aber ale
fire @erpnnOten 9eb0ren 5u melnen
Gunoenl
Washington Journal., 1923-08-31
$50 lit Der 6abrmann?

Ole IieIfeitige. Outs
BETTER: rWleiue 6rou bat bod wirf.
lid INNER @liifl Sat iie ieBt auf
ibr ,6rii6lingslieO" unO aui i9r
MaItI1pein Den eriten 8reis befom'
men! -- 90 elm S6neinl"
Rad Der @ewobn.
BELT. Stuoent 0eim 3abnordt
aus Der gtarfoie erpadeno, lnut):
nNadtnd9terl"
9adfifddens Set0.
8adfiiA, lpelder iib pergeblif nb.
miibt, ben erIten 2iebesbrief gu
I@reiben: nAQes m0glide lernt mon
inn @eniionat, MIR mas man Dirflid
n%otpen0ig braldt, nidt!"
sc oo IN. 9eiud: rGie
Serrl6aft lit nidt 8ubouie?"
9ienItmGo6en: nNein; ser Serr lit
in einem @ortrag iiber Die aof-
fiIte, uro Die gna' Jrau bat beut'
:bren &egelo6enO.~
Gr muB es ia mifien.
Gbef (5u einem 4ngeiteuten): ~llnO
oicfe faule Musreoe ion id Sbncn
g~Iau6en?l @enn Sic mid fir 10
oGmlitb baIten, oann fommen Sic
BEL mir gerooe an BEN &idtigenl"
Sins elmer &ritif.
SIM Iebten oft Der Sragooie.
fomntt elm @eipenit Dor, ionIt lit tie
o0aig eeiitlos.
Stud Elm @run0. &if-
ter: Sic baben einen @npaltstalar
geitoblen9"
ginbre6er: rSa, i6 wolte mid
ndmli6 in 3rfunft ielbit pertetoi-
genl"
Washington Journal., 1923-08-31

- &atbeoerblute. Miin-
Gener Yrofeiior: Ser Sell mar
quali Der MaBfrug Oes @egppterSl"
- Gin Slid. StubenmdO-
den (oas oltrD cine ungeididte 8e-
megung NIT Dem Staubweoel elm
@entGloe Our9ftoBen bat): ngeoh n
@liif, oaB es nidt in ne Jenlter-
f6eibe gegangen it,"
g 6 m ideIt. @r3t:
rgS lit niht ausgeidloiien, oaB Sic
oas SdarIadfieber befommen!"
8atientin (alte Sungfer): raG,
mas Sic iagen 9as lit ia mobl
cine &inoerfrunfbeit9"
- Aud cine 6 nti 6.uI6i-
guna. 5rGulein Gum Serrn, Der
iie firiert): n8itte, i~tarren Sic mid
nift fortpdbreno anl" - uSobalo
a SiibIdere fommt, idau' / net mebr
mad Sbne!"
2a6erli6. &omponiit:
~9ln StrauB ionen meme Wfelooien
anflingen? 2G6erli6! aIs obs
auBer StrauB feinea anoeren &ont-
poniiten gdbe!"
80 9 If nun g, g.:
ySsbr Sreuro beiratet ia. @as
mad)t er oenn fir cine @artie?"
g.: ugtne reide @anerSto6ter
tom 2anoe!"
st.: .aba - cine 2an6partiel"
= 9rudfebler. gS lag et-
mas in Dem &eien Der Strait. ons
Sen sartfiiblenoen Wann tief ber-
leste.
@eib1i6. gu gebit bod
bcltte ms 9affeefrdn5Gen, liebe
Sralt2 ... Define Srelnoinnen
miiien ia, oaB 9li einige aroBartigc
Neuiefeiten in petto baIt!"
ogbcn ourum eebe ib nidt binl"
Washington Journal., 1923-08-31

Sn Ser &reio e. @Oe:
Sieb, SuItao, ser Saittpirt BORT bat
mir ieitern tpic0er an Die 9ltft ie.
iebt, uno 0o9 lit es metn better
6reuno.
@uItap: Sea, tpicio?
Goe: Sa, id bin iebr iiit bel
ibm nnjeidricben. 49,
= MaIitio8. Mein @arn lit
GROCER acknowledgements
6ommelte ct idon, alS Sic t6n
beirateten?
Sa, ooS tat ct.
9os babe ib mir a16 9e0a9tl
SIN 3eitaIter Scr
Steuern. q. (uon ieiner An9e-
beteten Ipre6eno): Sd iage Sbnen,
oieie gliibenocn Augeu, Oieien lcuf-
senoen Slid, 0ieies
g. Overwhelmingly: $50, MOP
Ser nit ser a0reiiel @liibf0rper
miiIien berItenert mcroenl
@IaubIt6. SonntagSio-
ger (3um Sreiber, ben CT ongeldlol'
fen bot): gs tut mir int @er6en
heb, baB id sic %getroffen babe.
Grciber Gif Oie oerlebte SteGe
bolteno): SIN Screen? DIR tut eS
gang mo- onoers webl :.
- G6er3frage. r@aS II
6os? @er lids nidt nimmt, Der bat
es; fper lids uber nimntt, Der bat
as nift." - n9ns 2eben."
Washington Journal., 1923-08-31

&inoermuno. n&omm.
6risl, idliipfe in Die SanOidube!"
u9d, DIANA, ionlt iagit gu im-
mcr, ib mitB ni6t in alien meme
Singer orinnen baben!~
@iBper it anoen. slr5t:
@enn Sic nid)t na6 meiner 8or-
i6rift lebett, Damn lit ar meme Wii-
be umionlt.
9atient: Serr 9oftor, Sic tueroen
ii6 bitten lno mid umIonit be3an-
0cln.
@ic If es Sic SO e :
fGrbt. Ser S6ref fdrbt
sic Meniden peiB, Der Ierger
Ifwar3, ser Nei6 gels, sic @nglt
grim, oie aGlte blal., Der 3orn rot,
oas Nltcr gralt unO Ser Stool
braun.
Gallant. 6rGulein: lin
Simmelsmiqcu, oaS 9oot fangt an
51 ledenl
SEER: 9eir @un0er, bel 10 fiber
2aonng.
Washington Journal., 1923-08-31

- 9os6qft. Site Sungfer
CUR Sreun0in): 4ls i'm Der Ser
mittler mir oorlteute, 90 ipur0e er
gang perlcgen a6, uno er
ieuf5te.
Sreunoin: SEA, Oas CLAUDE fb
ibm.
0oppeG finnig g. 9u6-
batter Gals lei6tIinnig uno per'
idpenoerii6 befannt): SER Chef,
oiirfte ih piellei6t I'M ben pafan.
ten &aIiiererpoIten bitten?"
Gbef: nNein, &err S6miot, fir
bieien @oIten fonn ib nllr einen
Meni6en ge6rau6et, Ser meniger
sflii6tig" lit.
- Gin rei5enoer S II NJ
e. @oter: nSunge, eeiGlagen bait
Gi Define ShmeIter?"
Sobn: rSa, mir ipielten Gata III
We1itta I'm Sinner, nno id mar Der
@ota I'm 2ieIel Sic Muttd, un0 oa
mo1t ie MID parieren, IN oa baute
i6 ibr I'M oa -
&oter: r8ie fannit gu Sid I'M.
teriteben, iie beseaI6 5u iAlagen?"
Gobn: SEA, &ata, MI tn man
mid 10, Oh biit ia man bios giftig,
5oB oos BEL Dir un6 Mutta gerooe
Imgefebrt lit ga friegit Oh
Die = GreiGel"
Washington Journal., 1923-08-31

bett gcrufe uio iogt i6 ioat ntr
nod en- @itdel mebr ben, Damn
fonnt i6 mid elniae s3eit ais c
9ameel bon en- 3crtaS bciern laiie.
@eQ, if fin MIR frob, ooB ie MIDI
ein cling nit geritfc bat: ie bat nit
geiogt, ooB ih e Giel lpdr, iuomit
id perbleime SDnc Sbrn lietpcr
BbtItpp SouerompTer
Washington Journal., 1923-08-31

@tn &einGtder. rGieIes
Semo, oas oauer1aiteitc, mas Is
oi6t, tro1cn Sic ii6er Orei SabreI"
o8ie 6aiBt? SD trag a 9cmo
mir ldnger ais oret Wonatl"
= Ser 2omend lager. Ia
me Gu einem Scrru. Der nit ieiuen
SagOa6euteuern in Airifa renom'
miert) gSo6en Sic ocltn audi 2o'
men geingt2" Scrr: 10, pie
germ 6dttc ib ons gcton. meme
@nGoigc, o6er oie 20wcn batten ge'
rooe S6on5eit!"
SerousGepIobt &ro.
feIior: SEER aonoiOat, pcIdleS lit
sic 66tbite Gtraie iiir Goppelebe?"
9auoi6at GdneW g3wci S6pie.
germiitter. Serr @roichor!"
Washington Journal., 1923-08-31

9onn freiIid Of. ~Sa,
Serr &lein, mas baben's oenn? sic
i6auen ia gang ihredli6 aust =
am @n0e franf?"
sos net, a5er mir bot beut'
na6t trdunt, / mar auf Der 8ob-
mtnssir6el"
Gin fIeiBtger Stu
8botograpb: ngber, mein
SEER, tpenn Sic oen &opf 10 tief in
oas @u6 iteden, iebe id oaS @e-
iiht nibt uno fam sic nibt photo
grapbieren!"
gtuOqnt: nWaaht nidtS! Gas
9ilo lit fir meinen 8ater beItimmt;
er ion Iebcn, pie fleiBig id itlt-
0iere!"
Washington Journal., 1923-08-31
g n5ierte

Boten5ierte 8ert-
f6Gbung. 9teidJer 8anfier:
,W1an iogt, Sic woaten meme Sen-
M MIR oeS @e1oes tpegen beiraten?"
= @eperber: sd periiGere Sic,
Serr &dt, 6nB iA mir ails Dem
@eIoe gar nidts made!" 9nn-
ficr: 80, Damn muB i6 erIt reft
beoauern; mer bie Wiaion ni6t
cbrt, lit sic Sennp niGt rpert!"
@efeit. q. (5u einem
acknowledgements, Ser iid) an Ell
ner @auonfabrt beteiligen MILL:
.Saben Sic feline @ngit, ooB Sic
berabfaaen fonnten?" - S6ubma-
6ermeiter - nein, es 1T nod fem
MeiIter pom &immel gefaqen!"
Washington Journal., 1923-08-31
@emifienbaft. Soupt

@emifienbaft. Saupt'
mann Sdn6ple bat an%georonet, oaB
ieoer Soloat, peun er einen &auIA
gebobt, iiG ieIblt am ndhlten Wor-
gen melOet.
Suber: nSerr Souptmann, bab'
gu melOen, onB i) geitern einen
3nui9 gebabt babel"
Souptmann: 0aber er bat ieBt
mie0er einen!"
Suber: nSerr Sauptmann, Den
melo' i6 crit morgenl"
Ser &beumntismns
.Mein MSann lit 10 furd)t'
bar empfinoli1: tpenn er MIR on
Ieinem Sdlofrof Elm &nopflo6 Of
fen bot, Iagt er, ooB es aiebe."
Washington Journal., 1923-08-31
MeratIiMe g d

Mer3tGi9er S9arfs
Stubenmdo9en: r8as loa
i6 oenn fir meme e%nt5iinoeten aii.
gen tun, Serr 9oftor?"
Mr5t: y9ie brou1en MIR mebr
Sdonung. gor alien oiirfen Sic
IA Gage oiird fem S6liiiiello9 ie-
benl"
info d # er ausweg.
8Gderlebrling: nMeilter, Sic mill
fen iid einen nelten Sorb dnidoffen;
ieit0em mir 3tpei nelte 91lnoI6often
bobepb geben ni4t mebr ale Gent
meln in Sen 4orbl"
Meifter: Drummer Sub, mas
Dir not einfGlltI 9a tDeroen eit-
fad Die Semmeln fleiner genroftl"
Washington Journal., 1923-08-31
Gpariam.

ar3t; Sd fam Sbnen Ieioer
nidt perbeblen, oaB mir 3ur Impu-
totion oes re6ten 6uBes weroen
i9reiten miilienl
8atient: @llt; Sobann, Damn
iagen Sic Dem G6ubma6er, er ioa
ltrr oct ltnfen Stiefel beioblenl
Washington Journal., 1923-08-31

8ducriu: @o8, gum 8ieb-
morft miQlt in oie Staot, I'm a
aalbIi miait faofen = ia, DoIt oenn
q @clo2
SeppI: 81 @cIO? Naa in
Ser Sdcnf bat bcut' oancr g'Idgt,
in s. Stoot liegt'S GelO allf O'r
Strab'ni
Washington Journal., 1923-08-31

ORAtttAAN u.s.
iein ongene6ntes,
oiplpcr er bat aud
psy0pnt icin unon-
gene meS; oopon
i6 e 2ieo lin.
&c. Sd min gar
nit mebr BON all
Den Grltbel tobfe,
mo- i'd lebt6in &c.
Washington Journal., 1923-08-31
@HrnFr SdtrtibcbrtEt hrs
Nbilipp 5amEramptrr.
2os.

mcin Iieber SER gie0aftiondr:-
Washington Journal., 1923-08-31
If

SeIbitd arafteriit t.
&idter: 2lbar boren sic, Srau 9u,
Der, oa 6rouden Sic oo6 niht gletd)
81 flagerl neil Sbre Gran @adba-
rim Sic cinen S~dDammerltng gebel-
Sen bat, oas 1T bod nidts 90ies.
aldgerin: Mag iton ieirL Serr
GiGtcr, a6cr menn Die Sdnipping
mid n SNpammerling nennt, 10
oerft tie fiGcr babel an cinen gittl-
gen.
auf Ser Sefur6ar.
g.: Die Sa6rt bat aber
pie0er .lange geoancrt.
g.: Samobl, OF iie6lt reht geal-
tcrt aus felt ser gbiabrt.
Washington Journal., 1923-08-31
WlDoern.

yMie, gndalge 6rau wald)ell
ielbit?l~
nnSa. mein 9ienitmaO@cn bat
0lnpSsrItin0a.
Washington Journal., 1923-08-31

Ser 2e6rer bat geingt, mir iou-
ten bon Den G6auIiee6dllmen feline
&iri9en iteblen oa bat er reft
sic Girldcn bon ieinem Baum
idmetfen Oiel beIierl
Washington Journal., 1923-08-31

@en0nrm: 2iigt nal nidt,
ibr bobt oas 8ogelnelt altsnebmeri
molenl
Sunge: See, 9err Si6anOorm
mir bam's MIR geraoerilden mollcn!