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El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-07
CAnARA De REPRESENTATIVES

de preparedness ale oholicas v otros
artfculos; para importer ciertas pena-
lidades; para derogar. las sleyes wgen-
tes sobre arbitrios licencias, y pa
IA otros fines
p. de la G. 157.-TEr ell seiior Alon-
SO. Para enmend;lr les artieulos .,
5, 6, IA, 15. II, Is, rs. ' As de la LEY
para proveer rentas para Ell Pueblo de
Puerto Rico, mediHnte la imposition
de determinadas cpntribuciones sobre
ingresos beneficios exccsivos, Y pa
ra otros fines plobada en- 1a. de ju-
ho Gle 1921"
p. de la G. 15&i-Por ell seiior Pavfa.
para autorizar al Auditor de Puerto
Rico a que transfiera el sobrante de
10 asignado a las distintas partidas
consignadas en3el presupuesto del ms
tituto de Mednina Tropical Hygiene
de Puerto Rico, a la partida titula-
da "Instrumentos, reactiyos y apara-
tos'', y para otros fines"
r. G.. de la G. 13.-Po el senior Pi-
Hot Garcia. Para la admission del Sc
iiOr AguedD Santiago Cruz a los eXii-
menes de lrevalida ante la Corte Su-
prema de Puerto Rico, Y para otros
fines.'
r. C. de a G. 14.--Por el senior San
toni. +-Autorizando al Comisionado
del Interior para que traspase al mu-
nicipio de Arecibo una faJa de terreno
desde fEente al "Paseo Victor Rojas''
hasta ell frente de la Barriada de la
Cruz Ro6a en- el municipio de Arecibo,
y para otros fines"
r. CT de la c. 15.-Por ell senior
Bahr s'Proveyendo 10 necesario para
el estu lilo de saneamiento para la ex.
/ tincion. del paludismo en- los barrics
Guanat tbo, Bajura, Boqueron, Y Lila
nos-Costa, de Cabo Rojo, Y Llanos y
Palmarejo, de Jajas. P. r., y para
otros fines
r. G. de La c. 16.-Por el se1or Bahr
"Disponiendo 10 necesario para la cons
trucci6n.! de un>edificio de concrete ar
mado en- la ciadad de San German
con deskino Hospital para los en-
fermos insolventes atacados de palu-
dismo uncinariasis, de esta ciudad
y del pueblo de Lajas; asignando los
fondos para dicha obra, y para otros
| fines"
r. c. de la c. 17.-Por ell seiior Las
ira Charriez. ''Asignando fondos ne
cesarios para la reparacion del Ash
10 de Nifos de Santurce, para otros
fines"
II. c. de la G. 1S.-Por ell sefior Alon-
so. 'Ordenando revisar la tasacion
de la propiedad mueble c immueble
de Puerto Rico, aumentar ell ndmero
de los miembros de la Junta de Revi-
sion e Igualamiento y para otros fl
nes.'
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-07
GRAF1CA EspANoLA :

P2ENSA GRAFICA EsPANoLA -
A B c. "El Sol". la Esfera", "Espa-
fa". "Cosmopoiis", "Nuevo Mundo", /,
"Mundo Grafco", "Hojas Selectas",
"Blanco y Negro, "Asturias Graft
ca. "Revista Cervantes". "Alrededor del
Mundo". la Moda Elegante Ilustrada". !.
81 1e interesan usted estas revistas
o algunas otras y desea suscribirse o
comprar numeros sueltos. pida informes
al telefono No. 998. LIBERIA NUE.
VA, Salvador Brau, bajos del DR.. AL
varez Valdes. San Juan, Puerto Rico.
NOTA:-Los residences en la Isla pue-
den pedir informes n1meros sueltos
por c. o. D. al p. O.. Box s61. FE-
LIPE cAMPOS, Agente.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-07
:SECCION DE HOTELES:
PALACE

Plan Europeo. Capacidad para ESQ
pasajeros.
FL hotel ideal para hombres de me-
gocios y turistas de experiencia.
Habitaci6n con banjo para perso-
ma, desde $1.50.
Habitaci6n con bafio para 2 perso-
mas, desde $500.
Restaurant Table d'Hote: Almuer-
20 $1.25, Comida $1.5O y la Carta.
Precios mcdicos.
Cuando visite San Juan haga del
PALACE su residencia.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-07
HOTEL MAILORCA

GALE DE TETUAN No. 8.
Este Hotel es uno de los mas fres-
cos y el mejor situado de la ciudad.
Habitaciones c6modas y bien yenti-
ladas con su servicio complete y exec
lentes comidas.
Sc admiten abonados precios de
situacion.
Telefono No. 1874. Tetuan No. s.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-07
HOTEL CENTRAL

Edifcio construfdo expresamente
aara Hotel MOdernamente equipado
con Ascensor. Habitaciones con Ba-
no, Telefono, Timbres, Barberia y
cuantc requiere ell Moderno Comfort.
Plan Europeo
Desde s1.00 $3.50.
Restaurant Ia Carta.
American Plan
Desde $3.50 $3.50
>Cubierto por S1.0O.
San Jose No. 12. San Juan, P. R.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-07
50 cENrAvos D1AR1os poR uN

SoLAR.-Por ssta cantidad puede us
ted comprar su solar para fabricar So
Hogar. listed puede hacer esta econo.
mia con suna facilidad mas cuando Sc
trata de tan justa causa. Pida infor.
mes inmediatamente. Henry W.,
Dooley. Tel. $50, Tanca 2. ma
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-07

MUSICA PARA PIANO Recibirnos
semanalmente los dltimos ''hits" de
New York. Tambien un gran surtido
de cuplets y mdsica espahola en- gene
raj. Los Muchachos". San Juan.
p. R. As
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-07

CASA EN- vENTA.- Situada en- esqui-
ma. Barcelona y Ribot, Parada 161s
Santurce. buena renta y apropiada pa
ra estableciniento comercial u otro ne
gocio por $500. 81 la inrercsa lame
al telefono 495 verde Santurce diri-
jase a Valencia No. q. Parada II
donde reside su duefo. 419
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-07

SoLARES.- Gale Loiza (Parada ~
Nueva Urbanizaci6n. Estamos ven.
diendo los primeros veinte solares dc
esta nueva propiedad co nuna gran re.
ducci6n en- Ell precio. Compre su solar
antes que la Inca del trolley este ter.
minada. Henry W. Dooley, Edifcio
Belava1; Tanca 2. Telefono $50.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-07

Sc ALQUILAN habitaciones freseas y
ventiladas en- Ell Mirador de Tanca 2
(Belava1 Bld.) Precios comp1etamen-
te m6dicos. Tambien camas por no
che a so centavos tno es en- el hoteD.
4s
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-07

Sc coMPRA Alurninio q Is ctvs. Ii.
bra. Bronco y Zinc. Dirijasje Aparta-
do 1888, Telefono 4. Bayamon, Puerto.
Rico. 1924
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-07

Sc ALoU1LAN HAB1TAC1oNEs pa.
ra hombres solos en- la casa No. 2 TIE.
tuan, segundo piso. Para informes en-
la nisma casa de 6 a Z p. m. ma.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-07
ALcoHoLADo BARNES, legitimo,

AAUUdULAUU BARN EO, Iegltlmo,
recomendado para friceiones y como
preventive contra catarros, es Ell me.
jor entire todos los alcoholados. Fras.
co 45c. AL por mayor $3.50 GAIA con
SO frascos. GONZALEZ PADIN Co.
4-3o
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-07

! 60 CTS Ia cana en- el DORMITO.
40 de- LA CAFETERIA. q mas lin
ia tescss ~ mas eseo = u ropal
se cana s21
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-07

ia BUENA SALUD es 81 tesoro ma
yor que un ser humane pueds anbi-
cionar El @ARcoDOL" le dara fuer-
sas y energias Es un vino muy agra
dahle, Pidalo en- las fafmacias
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-07

PETRoLEo CAL Is el lnico regene-
rador del cabelio dc fana reconocida,
10 hace crecer y lo fotalece. usando
PETRoLEO CAL NO HAY CALVAS.
Pomo srands $22s. Pomo peQusno si.25.
CONzALEz PAplN co. 80
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-07
Anuncios Y Reclamos
Econ()n1iooS

In esta secci6n darsmOs preferencia
: los alquileres dc casas.sy habitacio-
nea, obictos psrdidos, venta y compra
ds propiedades y todo aquello de inte.
r6s general:
POr rs palabras, I'M dia.... S o.sO
Durante 2 dias. OTIS
Una semana ...-........... 100
Una quincena ............. 400
On mes ..............-..... Zoo
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-04-07

Mary Plckford, IA muier mas adefa-
bic del fnundo, ha rucIto ! honrar
las Preparedness DO Belieza POM
ppian cedi6Ddonos 81 uso exclusive Do
esta hermosa foiopFaiia para 81 Cua-
dro Artistipo dc 1923. La beIlcrs
los cficantos DO IA sfta. piokiord auc-
dag feimentc fcproducidos en- los
daiipAdos colnros DO este cundro.
Tamabo: zax71s pulos6as.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-10
B. AND o. MAN TELLS.
HISTORY OF SCHEDULE

In regard to an article appearing
in The Washington Times of April
q, under the heading: Eighteen
Hour B. & o. Train from Chicago
to Washington" Thomas l.. Lip,
sett. district representative of the
Pennsylvania Railroad, today said:
Zone portion of this article states
that years ago the Pennsylvania
lines rushed a train from New York
to Chicago in sixteen hours. Then
1t ran into an open switch one day
and the schedules were revised
'The statement quoted above re-
fers to the experience of another
line, which did have an accident
in connection with an eighteen hour
schedule, between New York and
Chicago. and the fast schedule was
temporarily annuled. But when
an investigation demonstrated that
the accident was not at all due to
the fast schedule, the schedule was
restored, and the train continued to
operate on the eighteen.hour' basis
for years. There never was a
schedule of sixteen hours on any
road between New York and Chi.
cagO.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-10
M. I RYAN M. W
VICE PRESIDENT
Of A. I Of |.
Succeeds w. D. Mahon, Whose
Health Caused Him to
Resign Office.

Martin F. Ryan, president OF the
Brotherhood of Railway Carmen.
was today elected vice president
Of the American Federation of
Labor; to succeed William D. Ma
hon. who resigned on account Of
ILL health. Mahon is president of
the AmaIgamated Associations sof
Street and. Electric Railway EN-
ployes. -
Ryan's organization is affiliated
with the Railway Employees De
partment of the American Fedora.
ton of Labor.
Mahon's resignation was rendered
three months ago, but no action
was taken at that time in order
that an effort might be made to
induce him to reconsider his action.
This, however, he has felt it irnpos-
sible to do, in justice to his health
President Gompers and the entire
executive council paid high tribute
to the retiring vice president for
the services he has rendered
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-10
MOTOR THIEVES
c. 5 CARS
IN | NIGHT
Auto Squad of Central Office
Detectives Kept on Jump by
Numerous Cases.

Motor thieves have been keeping
the auto squad of the Central office
on the jump in the last few weeks.
Five machines were reported stolen
/ in the District last night.
John w. Taylor, 1894 Eighteenth
street northwest, reported to the
Eighth precinct that his Ford tour
ing car, D. c.. 33,267, was stolen from
In front of 1918 Vermont avenue.
George C. Carroll, 1011 G street
southwest, complained that his Ford
touring car was stolen from in front
of Union station. 1t bears license
number D. G. 48,780.
r. J. Laleger, 1892 Euclid street
northwest, reported to the police of
the Tenth precinct that the garage
in the rear of his home was broken
into by thieves who stole a one-ton
truck bearing license number D. C.
a., 657.
Thomas Morris, 1920 Harvard
street, told the police that his
Haynes touring car. D. G.. 45,005,
was stolen from in front of 1880 r
street northwest.
Franklin P. Jackson, 1889 Column
bia road: complained that his Dodge
touring car, d. c. 42,438, was stolen
from Seventh and B streets north
west.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-10
GIRL INJURED, IN FALL.
EXPECTED TO RECOVER

Improvement was noted today in
the condition Of Miss Elizabeth
Booth, sixteen-year-old daughter of
Lieut.. Col: Alfred J. and Mrs.
Booth, U. S. A, 1881 Nineteenth
street northwest, who fell through
a skylight at Western High School
last night. and suffered severe cuts
Of the head and face. Physicians
said they are hopeful for her speedy
recovery.
Miss Booth, with six companions,
climbed over a six-foot railing, and
she was the first to leap to the roof
over the storeroom. When the
other girls saw her disappear, they
climbed back to the ground. Hur-
riedly they sought help for. Miss
Booth. DIR. Elmer S. Newton, prin-
cipal of the school, was summoned,
and he sent in an emergency call
to Georgetown University Hospital.
Besides the hospital physicians,
army medical men from Walter
Reed Hospital are attending her.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-10
TO AW AT
SUPREME
COURT
Judicial Ruling Against &
striction Will Be Appealed
by Government.
BY w. II. ATKINS,

The Government will not re-
lax its rules limiting physicjans
liquor prescriptions until the SUI
preme Court declares them I'M
constitutional.
This was the answer Of prn
hibition officials today, following
the decision of Federal Judge
Knox at New York, declaring
Congress has no power to limit
doctros in prescribing whiskey o.
other intoxicants for Their
patients.
Other Suits Probable.
At the Department of Justice Y
was declared that the Government
will interpose no objection TO early
action by the highest court to de-
eide the rights of doctors under the
Federal enforcement act.
Refusal of prohibition officials
to liberalize their regulations, is ex-
pected to lead to the filing of other
suits in Federal courts inc the dt&
ferent States IN whcih medical
groups will seek relief from the
rigid prohibition of the VOlsteaa
law and the Willis Campbell beef
act, by the injunction route.
While the injunction granted b9
Judge Knox merely prohibits FED
eral authorities from interfering
with the practice of a single phys
clan, it was declared at the De
partment Of Justice that the prece
dent thus established would prove
an effective argument which pl1ynk
clans or physicians societies In all
parts of the United States can sue
.eessfuIly use il stheys seek similar
injunction.
Treasury officials supervising pro-
hibition enforcement frankly declaF-
ed there has been much doubt
among the Governments legal -
visers over the constitutional right
OF prohibition authorities to restrict
doctors in their treatment OF cases
in which intoxicants are known 70
have a. certain .therapeutics value
The regulations were drafted to
conform to the strict provisions of
the Willis Campbell law and the;
original enforcement act.
Flood Of Protests.
Limitations upon physicians has
brought a flood of protests from
medical practitioners in all parts Of
the country. The protests have
been especially numerous in the
last six months Generally prohibit
ton officials have held the lid
down tight on doctors having, per-
mits to prescribe. and even In,
Continued on Page SOl
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-10
FISHING GOOD
AT CHESAPEAKE BEACH

All-night fishing has become so
popular that the Chesapeake Beach
Railway has found it necessary to
increase the number of coaches on
Its fishing special" that leaves
the District Line for the Beach at
$40 Saturday evening. The train
was crowded last Saturday, many
OF the enthusiasts being women,
who find a thrill in the aIl.night
quest for fish
Hardheads are being caught in
large numbers, particularly at
night. They come into the shallow
water at dark to feed and are
easily hooked, One fisherman yes.
terday caught sixty hardheads with.
In a few hours. Blood worms and
shrimp are being used for bait.
All-night fishermen may return
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-10

Bitterness Over Recent Bureau
DismissaIs Responsible, Adj
nlinistration Man Says.

An Administration official to-
day advanced new theory to
explain the disappearance of the
800 900 worth of incomplete farm
loan bonds from the Bureau of
Engraving and Printing by as
serting that it is altogether pos
sible that spite work to discredit
the Hill regime" may be respon-
sible for the mysterious discrer-
ancy in records.
Spite Motive Charged.
This officials declared that in
times past bonds have been wilfully
miutiIated and destroyed with no
other motive than to spite those
in charge He said that bonds
have been hidden, thrown into the
sewer or dumped into refuse heaps
by malicious employees. This, he
said. occurred once during the war
when several hundred thousand dol
lars worth disappeared.
1t is only natural that there
should be much bitterness over the
summary dismissal Of scores of en-
ployes since Louis "A. Hill took
charge as director" ii was said.
This is not q reflection on Hill.
as he simply carried out the AID.
ministratIon' s policy
Charles Brewer, special investi-
gator for the Department of Justice.
whose report resulted in the dis
nnissal of twenty eight employees
rom the bureau fourteen months
ago and created a scandal that re.
eeived Congressional attention. made
. hurried visit to the White House
today. A report that he is again
conducting a special inquiry for
tne PRESIDENT could not be verified.
Wants Better Bookkeeping.
1t developed today that the dis
closures Of inadequate, If not and
quated. bookkeeping being the prob
able cause OF the confusion over the
loss of the 100000 worth of bonds
has resulted in immediate steps be-
ing taken to remedy conditions in
this regard. Every pracaution
against a repetition of losses is be-
Ing taken, and Director Hill has nm
dertook gradually to put into opera
ton a safer and more secure system
OF bookkeeping.
None of the bonds now missing is
numbered, a fact that is taken to in
dictate the strength of the theory
tnat defective records, rather than
inert. are to blame for the apparent
loss 1.-THE fifty sheets of bonds. The
ROBBERY motive, however, has not
been abandoned.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-10
MISS McVEY ASSISTS
LEGION GRAVES FUND

Miss Pauline H. McVey, past
department. vice commander of the
District department of the Ameri.
can Legion. who is recuperatine
ina hospital at Oteen, n. G.. is
still active in legion affairs as
evidenced Yesterday when the treas
ment fund received a check From,
her. -A"i'i
Commissioner Cuno II. Rudolnb
sent in his check yesterday. Dona.
tons were also received from vari.
GUS branches Of the city govern.
ment.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-10
STREET. CAR HITS
AUTO; NO PERSONS HURT

Several Passengers became fright
ened on a street car last night
when the brakes became loose.
causing the car to COAST backward
down the grade in the neighbor-
hood Of Eighteenth street and Co.
lumbia road northwest. The car
crashed into the automobile owned
by Peter A. Drury jr., 1888 Ban
croft place northwest. The ma
chine was badly damaged, but
Drury was unhurt. None of the
passengers in the car was hurt.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-10
THIEVES ARE FOILED IN
ROBBING DRUG STORE

The appearance of Harry Jones, a
youth living over the drug store
conducted by Charles H. Phillips,
121 Massachusetts, avenue north
west, foiled two negro housebreak-
ers who were attempting to steal
five cases of whiskey, twenty gal
Ions of alcohol. and case of rum
from. the store late last night.
The negroes had already carried
the liquor to the alley in rear of
the store, and were about to load
It into an automobile when Jones
made his appearance: The house
breakers leaped into the car and
sped away. Jones notified Phillips
and helped him carry the liquor
back into the store.
The negroes gained entrance after
they had removed bars from win
dow and "jimmied'' the latter.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-10
AUTO THIEF GETS $500
GEMS AND CLOTHES IN CAR

Clothing, jewelry and toilet
accessories totaling value of $500
belonging to Fred w. Mckenzie,
1901 Ingomar street northwest,
were stolen last night when a thief
entered McKenzie's automobile in
front of the Racquet Club, and took
a suitcase.
Included in the loot were shirt
studs set with sapphires, sur-
rounded by diamonds.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-10
.DV]CA Is
Street
DANCE
Hubert NeWson Would Bring
BLOCK Parties Popular
in Baltimore, Here.

A vigorous campaign was
launched today by Hubert New
som, executive of the Northeast
Business Mems Association, to
provide that section of the city
with "block parties" which have
become popular in Baltimore and
New York.
Asks Cooperation.
Cooperation of the washington
Board OF Trade was asked today
as the first step in the plans to
obtain permission from the District
Commissioners to hold the ''block
parties" which, those who have in
terested themselves in the project
declare will increase one thousand
fold the enjoyment of residents. in
the various sections of the Ma
tons Capital
Dancing, concerts, attractively
displayed booths. and a number OF
other forms of entertainment would
comprise the block parties"
Newsom, in his letter teday to
President e. F.. Colladay of the
Washington Board of Trade, says
that they would like to hold the
first block party" between III and
4 streets.
Keeps Young Near Home.
1t is made plain that when block
parties are held, the three or four
designated squares are roped off
and no traffic permitted to mar the
amusement of those in attendance.
Newsom points out that in all Of
his trips to Baltimore and New
York he has found that the S'block
parties" are very popular, and that
they are an incentive to the young
boys and girls to stay in their own
neighborhood at nights.
Writing his letter as chairman of
the executive committee of the
northeast organization, NeWsom ex-
plains that police of the neighbor.
hood had expressed the opinion that
the regulations would not permit
the booth parties" to be held in
the District. 1t Is the view Of the
northeast leaders that il the COM
munity plan is properly taken up
with the District Commissioners,
with the backing OF the Washing
ton Board of Trade, that 1t will be
officially recognized and the move
ment will be a. success.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-10
U. s. RUBBER INQUIRY
TO BE BEGUN AT ONCE

With completion OF the rubber in
quiry commission by Secretary of
Commerce Hoover today, the inves-
tigatiop into American production
Of crude rubber will start at once.
j. J. Blandin. former head of the
rubber plantations department of
the Goodyear Tire & Rubber Com
pany. was named to assist H. N.
Whitford. chief Of the inquiry.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-10
AUSTRALIA SENDS NEW
COMMISSIONER TO U. s

Cable advices to the Department
OF Commerce today announced the
appointment Of Donald MacKennon,
former Solicitor General Of Austria
liza, as Australian Commissioner to
United States.
The office at A. Whitehall street,
New York, has been in charge of
Secretary d. B. Edwards for a, year.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-10
SOCIETY FAVORITES.

HIS name aUGs PERCY Noodles
And he Was called q smoop,
But has daddy told him
He wasn't eVen fit for soup.
"She can't. cook a thin0,". -.
Said old Mrs. Van Settle,
"Why that girL doesn't evem
know -''''..'. s......-..
HoW to put 1UoteT in q KETTLE"
go. GENEVIEFE.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-10

from the Beach on an 8 O'Clock
train Sunday morning. Another
Fishing special'' will leave for
the Beach at 10 o'clock Sunday
morning, returning from the resort
at p. m. '''''''. '''''.''
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-10
Maine Society Meeting.

The regular monthly meeting Of
the Maine State Society will be
held Saturday night in the audi
torium of Thomson School, Twelfth
and l. streets northwest.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-10
HERE'S THE EXPLANATION.

SimOn-Whaddye s'pose makes
Henry Ford 80 hostile to the Jews?
Pfeman-DunnO. Is he of Irish
descent?
SlmOn-Mebbe, but what's that
to do with it?
Pieman-Heaps. Don't the Bible
tell about the Jews hanging 'HaPps'
on willow trees? II. X.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-10
TWAS EVER THUS.

She was q dfmpled. modest miss
Who blushed for little cause:
II Won tried to be sweet on her
She'd hang bAck--hmd pause.
She didn't enjoy daylight loving,
And wouldn't go for q lark,
But she sure seemed to like IL
II you'd hold her hands in the
dark.
ARIZONA IKE.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-10
MUMMIEs, THEN AND NOW.
When Tut-Ankh Amen went
sleep

When Tut-Ankh-Amen went to
sleep
Three thousand years ago.
He spared himself a lot of pain
That we have lived to know.
They buried him with all his junk
And scads of fancy grub,
And the world has gone from bad
to worse
Since he passed out, poor dub.
They've taxed US, they've drilled
US,
And they've sent us forth to
battle:
We paid and fought and did our
best
And died like stricken cattle:
Then Volstead came and dried us
up,
Helped by a lot of rummies.
And the world Is quite congenial
now
For dry and shriveled mummies.
THE UNKNOWN.