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SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-12-04
MORAvSKO SLOvACKA HUI
DERNf DRUzINA

byla srdecne uvftana nasimi csl.
legionafi v Ceske Narodnf 81
nj ma Broadway We vcerejsi
schizi Druziny vielymi a ne
h,edanymi slovy predscdou p.
A. Hoblam.
Vsichni nasi mill hoste, celia
druzina, citaifcf 35 osob, sI-
castnila Sc teto schhac hu-
debnfmi nastroji zahrala til
pekne ceske pisnieky, mezi nj
mi j revolucni pisen "Pochodne
hnevu neseme". M
Radostf srdce plesa, kdyz
clovek slysi tax sladky pozitek
te prave ceske hubby.
We ctvrtek s.. prosince bude
dana prflezitost cele nasf ces-
koslovenske vefejnosti vyslech
nouti tuto hudebni druzinu,
kera bude koncertovati v hlav-
MIN shle v Ceske Narodnf SIM
" malebnych narcdnich kro-
itch moravsko-slovackych.
Nede.i 81 nikdo ujit te vzacns
pTlezitosti, ktera nam bude
zneti jako v pohadce "a sta.
rych ceskych zlatych casn.
Zaopatfte 81 vstupenkv k to-
muto koncertl u pi. Smrzove v
G.. N. Sini a nebo v uradovns
Svazu ISL. Legi,nard, 5403
Broadway. Uvitejme nase mile
hosty hojnou ucasti.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-12-04
DfTE UDUsE NO v AUTO
MOBILU.

L. r. Clifford spolu man.
zelkou, bydlfci v (. 931e Glib
son ave. S. w., vyjeli 81 vcera
automobilem k navstev9 otce
pf. Cliffordove TIL. Cowlinga
na tehoz farmu. Wall sebou
tffmesicni dcerku Marianu
kterou matka peclive zaobali.
IA do prikryvky, pocinala 81 pa
trne tax neopatrne, re ditko
phi vybalenf jiz nedychalo. Po-
kusy lekare hasici z Shaker
Heights pulmotorem bvly jiz
marnymi, Koroner Hammond
uznal. ze dite bylo uduseno.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-12-04

'Neera: Nora a jine pcvidky.
/, N6mcova: Pohorska vesnice.
Novotny: Mistr Jan Hus.
Orczy: Smejici kavalir.
ipallas: Svetem humoru,
Pasovsky: Stojate vody.
Rayman: Strach re zivota.
Rails: Ze vzpominek.
Rosny: BOZ o chen.
lSaudek: Diplomat.
lSarecka: Zebrak lasky.
EScott: Kenilworth.
Svoboda: Vlna "a vlnou Sc
vail.
ISuk: Africka dobrodruzstvi.
Teskova: Cim srdce tlukou.
ITCHY: Ruda zavrat'.
|Tilschova: Hofe z lasky.
lVrba: zubrany.
Vrba: Osudy.
Vyskocil: Excelsior.
lVozicky: Tulacke povidky.
Williamson: Vojin cizineckt
legie.
Williamson: Svatebni den.
Winter: Ze Skoly a z kcstela
Yak: Primo z maleho kralov.
stvi.
lZeyer: Dobrodruzni.
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=
/. O sestdnsni obecnych a me-
;t'ansk1ch skol pojednava Rec
tus We "Skole NEST anske" v els.
H.. kde mluvi kladns uvede-
mem themats. lVyslovns pise, ze
"republika nase je pfece jen j.
ma nez byvalo Rakousko a oba-
Wy, ktere nam branily. abychom
touzili po sestatnsni odpadly."
Ma Podkarpatske Rusi je vel
mi rozsifeno domaci leceni. Ja-
kymi vysledky vykazuje Sc asi
tato lecba. davaji nejlepe tusiti
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-12-04
UTEK TRESTANCU.

Lansing, Kas., 8. prosince.
Druziny zrfzencd, vedene sli
dicfmi psy pokousely Sc dnes
jiti po stope 13 veznd, kteri
unikli z kansaske statni trest
nice prokopanim Sc do nepo-
uzivaneho tunelu. Stopa sledo
yana az k zeleznicnim tratim,
|.kde konci. Trestanci nepochy
bn9 vyskocili ma kolem je.
douci nakladnf vlak.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-12-04
NL1KKXN1k1k1ELHXX

- Prostfednictvim Mikulase
bude dorucen Vas d8rek pfi
mikulasske zabavs Sokola No
va Vlast v sobotu 8. prosince v
Ceske Sini Sokol ma Clark. -
Darky Sc pfijimaji v sokolov-
ne az do z6bavy.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-12-04

btZkOVy: Mlny uSVltu.
Carlen: Komori Lassman.
Carlen: Ohchodni dunn na NOR
s|.ych skaliskach.
Cecetka: Horka lazen
Ceeetka: Cerna Madona.
Cecetka: Petr Brandt.
Cankar: Pro blahp naroda.
Cernovicka: z rodneho kraje.
Cervinka: Starsi skraloupy.
Chesterton: Nottinghillsky Ma
poleon.
Ckirikov: Ztraceny SYN.
Cipr: Hlavy a hlavicky.
Conrad: AlmeyerIv blua.
Ctrnacty: Zlata pouta.
Dostojevskij: V6cny muz.
Dusan: Krev Sc nezapfe.
Dumas: Dyka a jehla.
Dumas: Kral Lasek.
Dyk: Pocatky.
Elvestad: Zelezny viz.
Fastrova: Fata morgana.
Farrere Civiisovan.
Fastrova: Zlata Rybka.
Flaubert: Bouvara a Pecuchet.
Flamaricn: Stella.
F]os: Lovci orchideji.
Gogol: Gogol mladczi.
Hais Tynecky: Bludicky v Pod
lesi.
Hais Tynecky: Hrdinove z Ri.
ografu.
IIais Tynecky: Osudy legiona-
fovy.
Haggard: Carodej.
Hasek: Osudy dobreho.
Havlasa: Pod Nkalnatymi ssuty.
Henry o.: Zalene dvere.
Herman: Rlednouci obrazky.
Hermann: Evitka.
Hermann: ZtreStene historky.
Hermann: Pribeh duSickovy.
Hermann: Vdavky Naninky
Kulichovy.
Hloucka: Pavilion hrdzy.
Hofmeister: V jeskynnim blu.
diSti moravskGm.
Holecek: Pero.
Holecek: Vyprava.
Hradecky: Rcdina Spacka Per,
civy.
Hradecky: Smysl lasky.
Hruska: Hlidac ctnosti.
Jahoda: Ctyri leta.
Jahoda: Figurky.
Kaminsky: Humoresky.
Kaminsky: Kral pianistI.
Karas: Starosvetsti lovci.
Kepka: Ma horouci skale.
Klostermann: Mrtvi Sc nevra-
ceji. E
Klosternlann: Zmizela osada.
Konczynski: Posledni hodinka.
Konrad: Dve romani.
Kunin: Listrigoni.
Jensen: Kolo.. !, i
Jesenska Pohledy do dust.
LANCER: Ze!ezny vlk.
LANCER: Snilci a v-ahove.
Leblanc: Tygff zuby.
Leroux: Muz. ktery Sc nevra-
ci z dali.
Lagerloef: Jerusalem.
|Lejkin: Kde zraji pomerance.
London: Kdyz Buch Sc smeje.
London: Michal Brair Jerryho.
Ludwig: Ctveracka.
Luzicka: Pastely.
Machar: Trojefe.
Machar: Ceskym zivotem.
Mariav Tajnosnubni.
Mrgueritte: Divotvorna stu
danka.
Marriott: Duchovni smrt.
Mraz: Jenik Pajmovic.
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'NOvY PRfRUsTEK v cES-
KEN ODDELENf KNIHOVNY

Nase literature v zdejsi od-
bocce vefejne knihovny ma
Broadway a vych. 55. ul. do
znala opetne znacneho ohoha-
ceni. Pripojujeme seznam do
slych knih v nadeji, re se tim
nasemu ctenarstvu nyni. v do
be dlouhych zimnich veGerI,
zavd6cime.
Baden-P Powell: Mole dobro.
druzstvi ma vyzvadach.
Bang Tina juchty.
Bass: Tatfnkovi.
Bass: Letohradek jeho milosti
Bass: Fanynka.
Baudysova: Janysove.
Recvarova: Davno.
Alcott: Muzickcve,
Brodsky: Evangelium zivota.
Brodsky: Jeho Gruha zena.
Brodsky: Jezero.
Brodsky: LibuSe Trnavska.
Brodsky: Move rano.
Brodsky: Obrazky historicke.
Rrodsky:> Svetlo "a oknem.
Brodsky. Volne perute.
Brodsky: Vsednf motivy.
Ruzkovy: Mlhy usvitu.
Carlen: Komori Lassman.
Carlen: Ohchodni dum na NOR:
sEych skaliskach.
Cecetka: Horka lazen.
Ceeetka: Cerna Madona.
Cecetka: Petr Brandt.
Cankar: Pro blahp naroda.
Cernovicka: z rodneho .kraje
Cervinka: Starsi skraloupy.
, 1923-03-11
ACID IN STOMACH
SOURS THEFOOD
Says Excess of Hydrochloric
Acid Is Cause of In
digestion.

A well-known authority states that
stomach trouble and indigestion are
nearly always due TO acidlty-ac.d
stomach-and not. as most folks be.
lieve. from n lack OF digestive Juices.
He state that an excess OF hydro
chloric acid in the stomach retards
digestion and starts food fermenta-
ton; then our meals sour like gar
bage in a can. forming acrid fluids
and gases, which initiate the stomach
like a toy balloon. We then get that
heavy. Iumpy feeling IN the chest. we
eructate sour food. be'eh gas or have
heartburn, flatulence, water-brash or
nausea
He tells Us 10 lay aside all digestive
aids and instead get from any phnr-
macy four ounces Of Jad salts and
take a tablespoonful IN n glass OF wa
Ter before breakfast, while II is effer.
vescing. N Furthermore. to continue
this for one week. While relief often
follows the first dose. It is important
70 n%eutralizs the acidity. remove the
yas-making mass. start tho liver,
stimulate the kidneys and thus pro.
mote n free flow Of puro digestive
luices.
Jad Salts IS Inexpensive and IS
made from the acid Of grapes and
smon juice. combined with lithia and
lodsum phosphate. This harmless
ats IS used by thousands Or stomach
udsro-s with excellent rcsu'ts-Ad-
-crtAamant.
, 1923-03-11
USERS Of ROADS
SHOULD PAY FOR
HIGHWAY UPKEEP
Continued from rage one.J

Continued from rage oneJ
urban developments are seen in the
inclination OF the man who lives in
the city TO get out far enough 10
have a home OF his own and a plot
OF grass for his children.
Roads Built for Future.
The construction OF highways is of
benefit not alone to those OF us who
are paying the taxes today, but to
those who will follow. If we are to
have the roads in our lifetime, we
must predicate our initial outlay IN
many instances upon serial bond
issues which will give us and our
children the DAD at a reasonable
rental for its use.
Property values. whether in the
city or country, are definitely affect
ed by highway improvement, and II
we are to proceed soundly from a
financial standpoint the fun propert
power OF the State should be thrown
behind State bond issues.
The road user should be willing to
pay all OF the costs Of maintaining
the highway, not so much as a mat
ter OF principle. rs because his oper-
at'ng costs will be directly Influenced
by the quality Of the highway on
which he is driving. and when all Is
said and done. the motor vehicle fee
offers the most direct protection TO
the States investment in the high.
way. because II Is an annual revenue
and can be directed against an an
nual charge.
Maintenance Fund Essential.
Any use of motor fees which de-
fleets funds from this fundamental
use is vicious and should not be
countenanced. It is scarcely over
stating tho case TO say that construc-
purposes. without an assured main
tenance fund is criminal misuse OF
public funds, and should be punished
as such.
It is also important that county
systems bear some relation to State
Improvement. as otherwise the less
important highway might be i'm
proved at the expense OF the more
i-mportant-as stated in terms CT
traffic, the only fair measure.
The program is so large and such
large funds are at issue that we
must weigh all OF the factors care
fully when planning any construc-
ton. Varying conditions. varying
stages of development, nder impos-
sible any definite. detailed statement
OF policy applicable to all alike.
But the important thing is that We
must not ostrlchlike bury ourselves
in the detail. and so lose sight of
the objective. Either the highway
, 1923-03-11

thousand miles a year. says Z. t.
Strong. general sales of the
Buick Motor company. Lots of
travelling statesmen do It, so 10
many doctors-and others. Many
people practically live in their cars
during the Summer. months.
Think of the touring that is done.
Look at the reports from the great
national parks. which record tourists
in motor cars from every state in the
Union and o n few from foreign
lands. Think of the thousands who
, 1923-03-11

It used to DO quite common in
Fill and Samoa for a man to carry
a certificate of his birth tattooed on
his arm or body.
, 1923-03-11

lish a book containing the names Ct
all those who have driven their
Bucks $50 900 miles It would make a
bulky volume"
, 1923-03-11

terment or 1t is not worth while. u
II stands either test. then 1t should
be financed, constructed. maintained
and operated in n manner destined
TO give tho utmost service to the
public. which sooner or later must
pay the bill, as 1t has to pay the bill
for any other transportation service.
, 1923-03-11

Jewe,ry and watch repairing by ex.
pert Waterman; all work guaranteed.
Casper Jewellery Manufacturing Co,
O-S Buidg.
, 1923-03-11

motor to resorts where no records
are kept
Think of the millions who live in
, 1923-03-11

the country and motor to their busi-
ness in the city every day and back
again at night. II we were TO pub
, 1923-03-11
BENEDICT MOTOR co.

Distributor for State of Wyoming
$50 E. YELLOWSTONE CASPER, WYOMING
Phones-sslss 1850. Service 2ioo
DEALERs-we have some good territory available for
live wires. Write, wire or phone US for our proposition.
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HOW TO MAssA GE THE FACE

cream will do much toward building
up these tissues and removing fine
lines. Expression lines are difficult tt
remove, however, unless one does rot
use the expression!
THE NOSE-Pat your cream into
the nose One does not need to mas
sage the nose, as there are not many
wrinkles that form on it. Laughing
lines or lines from eyeglasses form on
| the upper part Of the nose, but one
must remove the cause to remove
these lines, something neither prac
ticable nor desirable. But with care
you can do much to tighten the lines
THE CHEEKS-For line in center
of cheeks, beginning at the lower part
of the cheek. in the center, make lit
tie circles up toward the eyes.
HOLLOWS IN THE CHEEKS
These are found on thin people You
should build up the entire system and
then do the following: Puff out the
cheeks, making the face very tense.
This exercises the muscles which have
become flabby. Then draw in your
cheeks, making the hollows deeper.
Repeat a few times.
DROPPING CORNER AROUND
THE MOUTH-Try laughing, which
exercises these corners, by turning
them upward and not down ward. Then
make little circles around these lines
that form in the corners. working up
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NEXT - How to keep the eyes
bright.
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AFA study and practice. To remove
lines that come from frowning, apply
a little cream tissue buildingl and
with both hands on the center of the
forehead, make little circles out
toward the temples Do this a few
times. Massage lightly.
WRINKLES ABOVE THE EYES
Place both middle fingers above the
nose right in the center of the fore
head.
Move the right hand to the left
and your left hand to the right. This
gives you a straight across movement.
Then quickly draw back both fingers
and cross one under the other, MAX
ing an upper-and-under movement.
You can see, by trying this, that it
gives you a half circular ironing
movement. which manipulates these
muscles, smoothing out the lines
above the eyes. 1t is also necessary
to use a good tissue cream and leave
this on. Massage lightly.
CROWS FEET AROUND THE
EYES-With the middle fingers make
little circles out toward the temples.
Massage around on the temples, light
". 4 straight line drawn toward the
temples will also manipulate the mus
Giles; as there are so few layers of
tissue around the eyes a good tissue
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M arthaLe
~ HerCOIun1n

TUST how much business
81 should be allowed to inter
fere with pleasure is a question
bothering a number of young
people, especially young men, to-
day.
They like to be "sheiks" and want
the girls to approve of them, but
they do not want to lose out in the
eyes of the boss" by over-indulging
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-02-05

in Valentino sideburns and bell-boU-
tom trousers and other such vanities.
They realize that older men disap-
prove of such things, even though
they We're just as vain in their young
days. If they withstand the tempta-
ton to attract the ''fappers," usu-
ally they gain a great deal in their
business DEALINGS
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Favor New Club

Stockholders of the Columbia Club
authorized construction as soon as
possible Of a new Sl,0Vo,0o0 clubhouse.
An advisory committee Of fifteen
stockholders will assist IN plans. Fred
c. Dickson was elected director, to sue
coed Clarence r. Rhodes.
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ward. Work the muscles of the
mouth by puckering the mouth, fore
ing the lips outward, then drawing
them inward.
LINES AROUND THE EARS-Di-
rectly under the ear is where the tri-
facial muscle is joined. With both
hands at once, manipulate these mus
Giles by working perfectly around right
under the ears. Lightly-not heavily.
In massaging, always use a good
tissue cream and never massage heav-
highways upward and not down
ward.
Do not steam the face, as this will
break down the muscles.
Mud packs are very effective. They
do not cause the skin to become
I wrinkled if you discontinue the use
of them.
NEXT - How to keep the eyes
4
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inf usnza From Neg'ected Colds

Stop your coughs and colds before
they become serious. If neglected they
lead to influenza, Ia grippe, asthma
and bronchitis. Three generations of
users have testified to the quick re-
lief given by Foley's Honey and Tar
from coughs, colds, Group, throat,
chest and bronchial trouble. Largest
selling cough medicine in the world.
Sold Advertisement.
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REGRETS Actions

Dear Miss Lee: I am a girl of 10. About
a year ago 1 "stung" a fellow. but would
like to know how to win him back.
realize how foolish 1 was Whenever he
sees me he smiles and mods speaks. When
I 70 to a dance where he is, he always asks
me to dance, but 1 have not the courage TO
accept. 1 have not had any dates with a
fellow since them
TELEPHONE OPERATOR.
Apparently the man has forgiven
you and wants to be friends. The
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a EASSAGING the face is an art
MI that any one can acquire by
w study and practice. To remove
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thing for you to do is to return his
friendship and to accept his invita-
tons
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TILE ODA SLABODSKAJA,
NE Ukranian National Chorus So
AV Ioist, is invited to be a guest
artist at the Matinee Musicale
Wednesday afternoon. The concert
will be followed by an informal re
ception in honor of the singer. In
The absence of Mrs. Lafayette Page,
Mrs. Hugh AIcGibeny will have
charge.
Covers were laid for twenty-five at
a luncheon Monday noon at the home
of Mrs. ]. F Rainier, Sutherland
Ave. for the members of the Vincent
L. c. S. Club. Mrs. Joshua STAINS
field, former member, who is visiting
here. was a guest of honor. Mrs.
Rainier was assisted by Mrs. c. w.
Craig. Mrs Charles Railsback, Mrs.
Mcmillan Carson. Mrs. E. I. Davis,
Mrs. NJ NJ. Down and Miss Margaret
Dye.
Major Robert Anderson Relief
Corps. No. A. viii meet at 1870 p. m.
Tuesday in Red Mems Hall.
The romances Of various presidents
were described at a meeting of the
Minerva Club at the home of Mrs.
Emil Elmer this Afternoon. Mrs. George
Limiting spoke Of Washington, Mrs.
James Pool of Lincoln, Mrs. George
killing Of Wilson and Mrs. Elmer of
Mckinley.
Alpha Chapter, Gamma Tau Beta
fraternity will entertain with a dance
Feb. 10 at the Athenaeum Hitch's
Happy Harmonists from Evansville
will play.
The marriage of Miss Ruth Carson,
daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. William E.
Carson Of Peru. to Grant S Ray, dep
uty collector of internal revenue. son
Of Mr. and Mrs. VI. L. Ray of Peru,
took place Sunday noon At the home
Of the brides parents Mr.. and Mrs.
Ray viii make their home in the Sur
rey Apartments. y Meridian St.
a valentine dance will be given by
the Inter Sorority Council. Feb II at
the 'Athenaeum for the benefit Of the
Riley Memorial Hospital fund. Miss
Hester Bailey. president Of the organi-
zation. is TO be assisted by Miss Goldie
Stadtlander. Miss Lenora Prinzler.
Miss Dorothea Oblinger. Miss Helen
GoOdnow and Miss Esther Fleming.
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several others slightly injured when
an Illinois Central express train
crashed into a freight in the yards
last night.
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Trainsman Is Killed
CHICAGO, Feb. 5.-Frank Brow,
freight conducor, was killed and
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Heh Bnnnes nCotpa Haags
mh and
Ch D3 Nursing 15 N C.
m g Gms3 r
LoweC Prices CigrsC Cigarettes Tacca
C3 B l2
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'SO tI:A.L:
~ Activities
EN- TIE R T AIN NJ E n T S
WEDDINGS BETROTHALS
ARTHUR MLEAN. the incom-
ing director Of the Heron Art

ARTHUR MLEAN, the incom-
ing director Of the Heron Art
~ Institute, and Mrs. Mclean will
be honored by reception Tuesday eve
ming. Invitations have been issued in
the name of the president, Evans
Wooden, and the directors, Miss Lucy
Taggart. George c. Calvert, Mrs. John
NJ Carey, Robert c. Darnavey, Mrs.
James W. Fesler, Herbert F'oItz, Ar
thur 3. Grover, Mrs. Addison c.
Harris. Mrs. Edward f Hodges,
Louis c. Huesman, William II. Insley,
William G.. Irwin. Mrs. Henry Kahn,
Hugh Mckay LandOn, Carl c. Lieber,
Eli Lilly. +. II. X. McCOmb, P. G.
Steele and Kurt Vonnegut. Miss Tag
CART is in charge of arrangements and
Mrs. Louis Levi the decorations. The
Lincoln Trio viii play and an exhibit
from the Vose Galleries, including
thirty-five paintings, viii be shown
Mr.. and Mrs. Mclean come here
from Chicago where NJ. Mclean was
the assistant director Of the Chicago
Art Museum.
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STRANGE Ambitions.

Strange are the ambitions that beset
human life. The circus that tame TO
Madison Square garden the vtner day
and by this act officially brought
spring to Manhattan-revealed three,
two that have been fulfilled and one
that still remains to be attained.
One IA the "hOmeliest woman In
the world" She arrived from Europe
recently quite proud of the fact that
that appellation was applied to her.
II Is her living; II has brought her
from o%bscurity to fame. And anyway.
her four children, who are no. with
her. are beautiful.
On the same ship was an extremely
hairy Individual from Australia. He
longed to become known as the "origi-
null Tarzan." He now has a contract
that 50 proclaims. and his name on the
program. He, too. Is proud. He's at
the summit Of his hopes.
Tie one all forIorn. He Is Zip. who
ever since Barnum introduced him TO
fame has been known as the "what Ia
IT," He has saved his money and has
become wealthy. But despite all this.
his ambition is to soine day play Ham
iet."-New York Letter in the Detroit
News.
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Sherlock Holmes Is Real.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle receives a
large number of letters addressed In
his care. TO Sherlock Holmes, who Is
supposed by many people 10 be a
real parsonage. Some thank the great
detective Of fiction for the pleasure
he has given them by relating his adj
ventures. Others express regret that
he has the morphine habit and suggest
various cures. a musician, impressed
by Sherlock's skill as a violin'st,
w'ohed to present him with a valuable
violin.
Speaking Of his famous character,
Sherlock Holmes, Sir Arthur said, ac-
cord,ng to the Detroit News: II was
looking the other day at a sheet Of pa
per. kept since 1897. on which ] he'd
scribhled 'Sierringford Holmes and
'~Sherineford Hope with an sorts OF
other combinations. until at last
thought OF Sherlock Holmes which
I Immediately adopted"
DIR. Joseph Bell. a distinguished
Scottish surgeon, reputed to be thu
original Sherlock Holmes, died som
years ago.
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MEMORIES III OLD BOOKS
One of the Delights Of Age is Their
Bringing Back the Pictures of
Youthful Days.

A book has always been for me a
friend, a counselor, an eloquent and
calm consolation, whose resources l
did not wish to dissipate quickly and
which / reserved for important occa-
sions. Who does not remember with
delight the first books which he de-
voufed and appreciated? When the
cover of some old worm-eaten book
turns up on the shelves of some for
gotten room, does 1t not bring back the
happy pictures of u youthful days?
Have o not suddenly seen appear
before you the large window bathcd
in the crimson light Of evening where
YOU read Ii for the first time, the old
elm, the hedge that sheltered you and
whose side served you at once for
couch and table, while the thrush sang
her farewell song to her companions
and the cow-herd's pipe vas lost in
the ~distance?. 1t is over; the
lambs are bleating, the sheep in the
fold, and the cricket takes possession
Of the stubble in the plains. The out
lines of the trees are lost in the dim
ness of night as the characters were
effaced on the pages of the book.
Happy time! oh, my Black Valley
Oh. Corinne! Oh. Bernardln de st.
Pierre! Homer! Alfalfa !-Georse
Sand.