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Evening star., 1923-10-14
What He Suffered From.

From the Pati finder.
Johnny's Aunt-Won't you have an
other piece of cake. Johnny?
Johnny-No, thank you.
Johnny's Aunt--You seem to be suf-
fering from loss of appetite.
Johnny--It amt loss of appetite.
What I'm sufferin' from is politeness.
Evening star., 1923-10-14
PRIEST SLAYER'S PLEA
INSANITY, SAYS LAWYER
Mrs. Strutynsky Not Mentally
Sound at Time of Action,
Defense to Claim.
by tho Associated Press.

by tho Associated Press.
CHICAGO. October 13.-Insanity
Will be the plea OF Mrs. Emily
Strutynsky. when she is brought TO
trial for the killing of the Rev. Basil
Stetsuk, Ukranian pastor. shot to
death at his altar by the woman last
Sunday. according to Clarence V.
Darrow, who has been retained to
defend her.
Evening star., 1923-10-14
AID ASSOCIATION MEETS.

UPPER MARLBORO, Md. October
13.-The Southern Maryland Mutual
Aid Association held it's October meet
dance Monday night. The proceeds
will go to help the Colored Old Folks
Home. which is being organized.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-02-07
Wednesday, February 7. 1923.
CONGRESS SHOULD DECIDE
NOW

The opponents of the ship subsidy
because of his insistence that the
measure be taken up by this con-
gress, and declare that he is obstin-
ate, or stupid, or reckless of his po-
Gtical future, but none of them are
saying that he lacks courage to sup
port his conviction respecting the
merchant marine. That is something
to have conviction and the grit to
back it up and the determination TO
put the responsibility where it be-
longs.
If the President be wrong in his
conviction there are many of like
mind. Today there meets in Washing
ton the National Merchant Marine
Association. Attending it there will be
representatives of many of the lead
ing commercial organizations from
all over the country, from Texas,
from Oregon, from Iowa, from Ohio,
from Tennessee--from all over the
lot in other words-and they will
discuss this matter of an American
Merchant marine we trust, to some
purpose.
1'he Hon. Joseph +. Ransdell. Dem
ocrat, and Senator from Louisiana, is
president of this association and he
CONES out squarely to the effect that
Congress will make England a viz
tual gift of the annual interest she
is to pay us on the four billion dol
lar loan if the Shipping bill is per-
manently sidetracked." He sees
that with the elimination of the mer-
chant marine England would carry as
of old 60 per cent. of our total sea
trade at an expense to us of S306,o0o,
O00-in freights or $3.50 00O,0 600 more
THIN at present. Surely this would
help England to pay the interest on
the debt.
One may oppose the subsidy meas
urt but, if he.coolly considers the sit
uation, sees that President Harding,
believing he is right. that the sub
sidy is the best and the only BUSH
ness like method which has been pro-
posod for dealing with our govern
mtnt shipping, is determined at
whatever cost to himself, at whatever
loss Of prestige he may suffer should
nd suffer defeat. to bring the matter
to. issue, he must recognize n quality
WHICH tho Americans like to have
thcir President possess. Either
Congress should pass the measure or
take whatever of odium will attach to
n refusal to do so. We trust Prcsi-
dent Harding will force it to Il de-
Cision.
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Appeal the French Make
(Boston Transcript

tBOStOn lT1Il3Cflpt)
In this situation, it is well to note
that the French people are making
no mawkish appeals to American
honor or the American sens. of fair
play for any sort of assistance. They
are chcerfully and without cry seri-
Gus division backing their Govern
mcnt in little mortgage foreclosure
which is their pain right. They en-
gage in no Outragcs, and they keep
their temper. I'ut evid only they
propose to carry out their plans.
American honor feels this silent ap-
peal much more closely than it
feels any appeal whatsoever from
the national source which six and
seven and eight years ago so basely
asSailed our peace and safety.
America heartily wishes the French
republic sodspeed in its efforts to
enforce some measure of r-paration
from an enemy who has rcsolted to
every possible means of icpIdiatlng
his obligations. To make Such an
appeal as the German laLor organ
iZations have now made is but to
remind Americans of the real debt
OF honor that they owe to a humane
and chivalric ally.
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BETTER SAVE THEMSELVES

1--WE need to be saved from our
selves" That is cry coming out
from one Maine community. Its pur-
port is that those who lift up their
voices for relief would have the State
step in and insist on certain regula-
ton of the communities affairs. This
has been done in two cities in Maine.
We never have anywhere seen that
the situation was regarded credita BILE
to those cities. 1t is not creditable
to any community.
No matter if the need be disputed,
it must exist in some degree, for
impose that sort of restraint on a
city unless there be fairly substan-
tial cause for so doing. 1t were bet
ter for the community to brace up
and save its self-respect, the self
respect which only may be maintain
ed by means of decent self-control
But if that community insists on re-
naming n moral pest hole" the
ncichbors have a right and a duty tC
insist that it at least be fumigated.
| The dwellers in the infected place
are surrendering very valuable
franchise when they call in the State
to do that which they ought to dc
! themselves, and which, if they do not
40, they finally lose the ability to dc
and become a ward of the State il
/ the matter of civic morality.
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fact alone spelled a lean winter for
tho fishermen. who depend on the
money paid them by the packers to
tide them over the ice-bound. non
productive season. But worse was to
come.
Soon after the first Of December
extreme cold set in, unprecedented
for the season even in these icy lati-
| tudes. The herring fleet. setting out
t to convey the herring pack TO the
outside markets. was caught off
guard and frozen in at Bay Of
Island. The packers, with their sea-
+ sons output on their hands. were
unable to pay the fishermen. The lat
ter in turn, We're unable to lay in
| their winter food supplies. To make
the situation appear worse. if worse
could be possible, the demand for
herring ION the outside" has been
stronger this winter than usual. and
good prices could have been obtained
from the pack had delivery been
possible.
The Newfoundland Government,
appealed to for assistance when the
menace was first seen. lost no time
in responding. The steamer Sagona
was sent from st. Johns and sue
ceeded in saving 100 of the 200
fleets of nets that had been frozen
in. OF the remainder. so fleets sank
with the weight of herring in them
and so more could not be reached.
The. Canadian Government was ap-
pcaled to and the icebreaker Stanley
was sent up to Bay of Islands. but
she was too late. After a desperate
efforts to break through the ice bar
rier the Stanley gave up the task and
steamed south.
Seven schooners loaded with her
ring are frozen solid in the ice. to
remain until spring. In their holds
are thousands of barrels of cured
fish. the fruit of a seasons labor.
Some of the pack is still On shore.
but there is little possibility of get
ting it transported to railroad for
shipment to market. Heavy snow
storms and bitter frost have tied up
the Newfoundland Railway for long
periods.
Observation-Disclosures. familiar with the
tragic history OF the shore fishermen.
say that the West coast faces the
darkest DAYS in the annals of the
Colony. The task of relieving the
fishermen is rendered more difficult
by the complete suspension of land
and water transportation to their
section by the heavy winter Careoes
of food supplies are piled up at this
place and Port aux Basques. while
coasting vessels have cancelled their
sailings because of the ice barrier.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-02-07
Winters Grip Brings
Hardship to Fishermen

Curling, n. F.. Jan. 23-The winter
months. always a period of privation
lor the scattered population of the
western shores of Newfoundland.
loom this year as a terrible menace
70 the hardy fisherfolk along this
,oast. With months of winter still
70 come, the government of the Col
ony already has been called upon TO
lelleve the hunger Of the hamlets
That dot the coast from Bonnie Bay
north. due to the partial failure OF
the herring fisheries last fall, and the
freezing in of the herring fleet before
the fish could be taken to market.
The first disaster to the herring
nshermen was the falling off in tho
catch to less than half of last years
pack. At Bay of Islands, center of
the herring industry on this coast.
the pack for 1922 was only $500 as
against $4,000 barrels for 1921. This
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HaIf-Baked Graduates
IN. Y. Tribune)

tN. I. IrlDunc)
Dean Harlan T.. Stone Of the CO.
lumbia Law school is in good po-
sition to say how well the colleges
students to his institution. The ma :
tcrial he receives is, in his opinion,
somewhat raw.
In his annual report he complains
that the college graduate too often
begins law study with mind undis.
ciplined, with the critical faculty
undeveloped. without the habit of
logical thought and with little or
none Of those powers of analysis
which should be the first fruits of a
Liberal education His criticism
is fortified by the fact that seventy
seven students had to be dropped
from the school last year-almost
ono tenth of the student body.
College faculties probably have
been too easy going. The wide de-
mand among them for selective ad-
mission ana rigorous wedding out
shows that they are aware of some :
thing wrong. The number Of appi-
cants for entrance to the leading
colleges is so large that restriction
is becoming necessary. IL it is in
diligently practiced the standard
Of scholarship is bound to improve.
The law school, however. is not
so much test of acquired learning
rs OF diligence. 1t is no place for
a lazy man. The psychological quiz
ut entrance is not so valuable as a
gauge would be, il it were possible
to find one. Of the pupils inclina-
ton and capacity for hard work
1.-THE intensive, intellectual work, "
as Dean stone affectiOnatcly de-
scribes it, necessary for the mas-
terry of the intricacies Of the law
The best thing about the "radu-
ate schools is their insistence on
saving wood. The colleges up to
date have been too easy with the
loafers. They are the ones to keep
out. A bachelors degree ought to
be a guaranty that its possessor will
buckle down to his job.
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DON'T HELP THE BEAR
(Wall street Journal

w Il street IoulIi3t'
1t is as easy to print a note tor So
900 marks as it is to print q dollar
bil-casier, by the look OF il.
There is no good reason why $4,000
marks should be worth more than
ono dollar.
| There are several reasons why a
| dollar should be worth more than
10000 marks.
1t is prevalent misconceLtion of
these truisms that has cnah!cd Ger
many to accumulate With ease i'm
mensc sums in dollars. pounds,
! pcsctas, guildcrs. Swiss flames,
/ Swedish krunas and Argentine pesos,
| all Of which she prudcntly leaves in
! The safe custody of banks in the
United States, England, Spain, Hol-
| land, Switzerland. Swoutr and
| Argentina, until such time as will
suffice to caJole, browbeat and
COcrcc France TO reduce PREPARATION
payments to the vanishing point
With this dcsidcratum converted
into an accomplished fact &c rmany
would rcpudiatc her worthless cur
| rcncy, start afresh on a eo'G basis.
and speedily blossom out az the most
prosperous country in Eur sc.
One fly in this adultcra.ed quack-
slave is the contingency mat France
declines to pc caiolcd, broWbeatcn
and c0Crccd. and that she will use
the argument of the big stick to such
excellent purpose that GeTInany-to
save her shirt and skin-w;ll find it
cNpcdicnt to recall the dollars
pounds and other valuable moneys
deposited abroad, and with them pay
such measure of her dent to the
Allies as will then be due by the
terms of the Versailles Treaty. under
which Germany has placed her dis
honorcd signature.
France now dispenses with the as
siStancc OF her two most powerful
Allies for the collection of this Just
debt. Yet it must be clear TO Ger
many that she is in earnest-witb
sincWs of war braced and bowels of
compassion pctr;1ied.
There can be no retroccssion. If
France should fail at this stage the
great war has been waged IN vain.
Germany is The victor, aud the re-
conquest of tho Rhine aid rf her
colonies will be only Question of
time.
If not for Frances sake, tEen for
our own, and Tor that O. outraged
humanity. let US ~2frain from anv
word of disaproval to our comrade or
of encouragement to the | lbs t6ring
and tricky foe Of civilization Let
US at least give car to the woods
mans prayer. "Oh. Lord. if YOU
won't help me don't help tae bear"
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Railroads and Steamboats,



Bangor. f12.J0 =. m. S1.10a M 1885 M,
AGO .. m. *D.47 a, m. VIZ 40 o. M. " 81 D III.
1912 M. t7.4Op m.
Bar Harbor BsI 10 n.. n 35 m ti2 4Op IN
Bath. rs. 15A N. - SO m, ~. 80 =. m. /: u O.
q. M, IL 80 D m. 80 4S p. m.
Belfast AS Goa m. f9.47 a. m. r. 52p m
Boston 1921 4 m. tG Is m. 1895 u m
~ 50 ~ m. t246 o m 1884 . M. "A 05 p m.
s1O.4S m
Ca.ais IL IS a m. III &C p. m
Dover Foxcroft A5.00 u m. t2.52 p m.
Gardiner 1921 4 n. 10 Is y. m. 1916 a m 4,
fo.6C u.. II. 46 p. m 1874 p m. t4.05 o M.
W.1. IN II 80 M. S104 y. m
Halioweil 10 I5A M. 1896 IA. M. $3.50 u m ;:
t2.46 m. &3.34p m. t405p H. t5.l3 p m,
1872 m. Si0.1S =. m
HARMONY A5OO a. m. 1882 p m.
Lewiston y l5s. m. 1895 m: $500. M:
New York 1894 M. t4.O5 y m
Portland 81 II /. m. t615a M. 70 36 q. m !:
| %. 80 a. m II. 80 p M 70 "a D m. "a O5 D m
IL $40 m Sl04S y. m.
Rockland t6 lisa m. $50 m. f4.05 o. m.
Skowheyan As 90 a m. ~ AZ a m. Y 81 o m
So Gardiner tG Is N. 1876 A m. $3.50
d IN. i2 40 p m. 1884 o. m. - 10 D n. Y 80
| o IN. 80 43 p m
st John ti2>,O a. N
Watcrvie tl2.5O a m. IL &c a. M: r. 81
M IS 0OA m A9.4ia M. III 10 D m Y 81
| In. IS l2D NJ. " aOp IN
| sDaily Daily excerpt Sunday. SSunday only.
| Daily except Monday
| 4 Daily except Sunday and Monday.
| ID Discontinued after October -
| DC. DOUGLASS, NJ. l.. HaRIs,
| o-2t ~ V p & CcnI Mgr Cen Pass. Agent
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INSIST ON BEHALF DIS
ABLED VETERANS

The American Legion has been
coftending al along that the affairs
OF the Veterans Bureau needed i'm
provement. Recent developments
bear out the LeGion's claim in some
respects. The Legion would have the
Government Immediately build new
hospitals. Its objection to the pres
ent disqualification is borne out In
part at least. The experience had with
the contract hospitals has not been
satisfactory. This ought to have
been foreseen.
What we do not understand is why
the. facilities already possessed by the
Government have not been utilized.
Why. for instance. haven't tho hospi-
tai accommodations at the Soldiers
Home in this state been employed?
Why not so give better service to tho
patient than has been done in some
of the contract hospitals for twice
that cost? What about Colorcd per-
sons under the woodpilc, red tape to
he unwound, political pull and all
that of which the dear people have
learned to talk SO clihly? Is part Of
it true. after all?
1t is said that those with political
influence have insisted on having
certain hospitals allotted a number
of the patients. that they have in
sisted on tho employment Of men I'M
fit and moro than were needed. One
authority estimates that there are
over thirty thousand employees when
there shouldn't he more than half rs
many: that there is expensive dupli-
cation of effort.
Now the taxpayers, we believe. are
perfectly wlln: that the disabled
veteran shall have in fact what they
nave paid in for his benefit. We do
not believe they want this money
frittered away on political jobs. on
red tape buuslers or to make votes
for this or that person. We believe
II they could have their way they
would pitchfork the hangers -on into
hungry-if they only knew how to do
it.
All this does not mean that there
has not been a lot of hard work, lot
of capable effort, lot of honest. car
nest endeavor Good results have been
obtained. There has been improve
ment and there is. we believe, inten-
ton in the minds of those in author
ity to enlarge upon it. Some of the
demands respecting hospitals no
doubt have seemed to practical per
sons unreasonable. On the whole it
seems possible to say that this ire
medous job thrust onto the should
ers OF governmental ineficiency and
bureaucracy, under which nothing is
ever done as it should be, has been
handled fairly well. But it is getting
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-02-07
KEN7S HILL

Mrs. Lila Marston and son. Dan
lei. whose home was here for a few
years, were calling on friends, Mon
day evening. Mrs. Marston's home
is now in the state of Washington
and she came east last week with the
remains Of her daughter. Marguerite,
who met her death by an accident in
Arizona, two weeks ago. The funeral
and burial occurred in Ionmouth.
their former home. Sunday. Daniel
is now a student in Wesleyan Uni
versity, Middletown, Conn. He was
graduated from the seminary in 1921.
Mr.. and Mrs. B. V. Smith went to
Boston. Tuesday morning. Mrs. Smith
expects to be away several weeks.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-02-07
Acid Stomach
Don't Worry If Classy, Sour, Eelchins
Stomach Follows a Meal. Use
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets

Sugars. starchcs and meats Of thc .ver-
"se meal often sour and cause gas be-
cause the stomach cannot at the time pro
ouce the alkaline effect to prevent
acloitN So your recourse is one or
Two Stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets chewcd
atter eating or any time. They arc
peasant white tablets and they do
.hc work go nicely and comfort a h,v
that YOU feel great. you approach tbe 80
meal contentedly and you learn the secret
VI sooG iiVing and how to take care of Tho
Seonach II trodhcd with ndiurstion
lou lou can get these tablets at almost any
us STORE IN thc u. $. and Canada at 90
cents box. Those who fear 10 90. a. ~
. .' sausage. pastry and the rood
Things OF the table for fear of a sonr acid
stomach due to indigestion go back ~
Of cfe Nv without fear Or distress. Get a hos
'ao4e'S 'oda!.-Adv. feb. -maral
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I1CXIE

F. Otis and NJ. Luce are hauling
pulpwood to Howe's Siding for Mr..
hurry of Waterville.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Otis and son
of Benton were recent visitors at the
home of Mr.. Otis parents. Mr.. and
Mrs. Joe Otis.
Mrs Mary Otis and daughter,
Grace, were visitors at Oakland last
week.
Charles Barney and F.. L. Damon,
who have been confined to the house
by the grippe, are reported on the
gain.
Everyone in this section were very
happy to bid January, 1923, adfeu.
George Annis has moved his family
to Hlnckley where he has secured
employment with n. L. Chase.
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PALMYRA

Mrs. Mildred Trafford of Brewer was
the guest of her sister. Mrs. Manner
Turner, for the weekend.
Mrs. c. A. Lcavitt and Mrs. Frank
Gee visited in Pittsfcld Thursday.
l.. G. Hanson was a business visitor
in Detroit Thursday.
number of the pupils of the Marsh
school are quite i'll with whooping
cough.
=. i. Parkman of Corinna is visiting
at the home of J. NJ. ParIlman.
FRANK Sinclair is Slowly recovering
ritis. 'ie"
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Editors Letter Box
Not Asking Favors

Gardiner, Feb. 6
Editor Kennebec Journal:
Much interest is being expressed in
this community of late in regard to
the resolve to put Il ban on aid to
private institutions. which brings to
mind that right here in Gardiner. we
have a we'll managed institution or
home for children, which is entirely
supported by the church and it's
friends. 1t would never occur to the
minds of the managers of this good
home to so to the Legislature and
ask the State for an appropriation.
1t would certainly be unfair and
Tn American" to do so.
NJ r r
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WINDSOR

CORNER-A. II. Ware and +. D.
Colburn were business visitors in Az
gusta Thursday.
Mrs. Charles Cappcrs was GAZING VI
friends at Windsor Corner Friday.
Mrs. Fred Bragg returned Frio1
from Weeks Mills. where she had oee.
to call on ncighbors and friends aN
attend meeting Of the o. Z. 5. Tnus
day evening.
Miss Doris Shuman visited her 50
ter. Mrs. Harland Hussey, Saturdal.
Thomas Locke has had emplo!nep..
at the home of +. T. Sproul the r''
week.
John McManus of Whitcfield wa
caller at the home of +. B. C0'O"'
Sunday. :,
Doris Malcolm passed the weeAe''
at her home in town.
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Light and Airy
A Observation-Disclosures

oh! conjurc me back silvcry moon,
And q starry night-ot course, in
June.
Oh, conjurc me back lady fair.
With-rm nearly certain 'twas-sold-
eli hair.
Oh! conjure me back the words We
said
Wed be faithful. we would, till we
oh! conjurc me- back the strenuous
t:oth.
Which would surcly-but didn't-bind
us both.
Oh! conjure me back, too, the rcd, rcd
Though why, double cpithcts nobody
knows,
Oh. conjure me back for a minute-no
The girl l so madly used to adore,
Then conjurc me back, as soon as YOU
can.
To what am still--an unmarried man.
LA Touche Hancock in Wayside
Tales.
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E. j. Roberts. D. D. S.
DENTISTRY.
TELEFHONE CALL 5y7.W

her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Burt
Brann.
Elijah Stevens. who is i'll with
pneumonia, is getting along very
we'll.
Miss Grace Ingham has gone 10
LlVermore Falls to care for MIS-.
Payne, friend. who is i'll. She Will
be absent week.
a family by the name of Plummer
have moved into the upper rent Of
j. +. McCormick's house.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Steven were
Sunday callers at the home of Elllah
Stevens.
Charles Norton was the overnlgnl
guest, Monday of his sister, Mrs H.
III. Carrie.
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FAYETTE

Miss Ruth Staples of Kent's Hill
seminary passed the week END with
Miss Monnis FlaSg. both OF the girls
making the trip on skis.
Mrs. +. S. Gordon went to the Lee
turer's conference at Auburn.
Mrs. Gertrude Barron of Mon
mouth passed the week end with Mrs.
Belle Gilc.
Glen Cameron has moved his fam
lily into the rent over the old store at
Fayette Mills.
Quite a few Of the farmers i'm
proved the pleasant days last week
and filled their icehouses.
Schools in town have closed for
winter term. except Sanderson Cor
ner.
Mrs. Carrie Underwood is visiting
in Portland.
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RED PEPPER HEAT
STOPS BACKACaE

ouch from a sore. lame back. 1t can
not hurt you, and it certainly ends
the torture at once.
When you are suffering so you can
hardly get around. just try Red Pep
per Rub. and you will have the quick
est relief known. Nothing has such
concentrated, penetrating heat as red
peppers.
Just as soon as you apply Red
Pepper Rub YOU will feel the tingling
heat. In three minutes it warns the
sore spot through and through. Pain
and soreness are gone.
Ask any druggist for a jar of
Rowles Red Pepper Rub. Be sure to
set the genuine, with the name
Rowles on each package-Adv.
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Antidotc At Hand

Wife Ito husband meeting her at
resOrt-Did YOU put the gas out be
fore you left home
Hub-HangCd if | know, I can't
remember if it was the gas | put
out or the cat.
It's a universal worry. that-wc
mean the thought that we have
overlooked something important be-
fore leaving home on our vacation
Here's a little dialogue on the sub
jcct from Hollywood:
Wife cat Coronado) I
forgot to turn off the electric iron.
Hushand-It's all right. Nothing
will burn LONG, forgot to turn off
the water in the bath tub.-Los
Angeles Times.