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Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-09
THE REFEREE
Thy Albert Applet

Bait
Armed with SIPS worth Of fancy
fishing tackle, an Akron lawyer re-
Gently went to the Wilds of Canada.
He got no fish. His 9-year-old SON
dug some worms, cut himself a sap
ling for a pole-and landed the bass
and dore, pronto.
Old-fashioned methods are platitu-
dinous, and progressives kid them a
lot, but they seem to get results year
in and year out.
Alibi: ''Fisherman's luck"
a business mar in Italy said to
B. l.. Winchell, president OF Reming-
ton Typewriter Co.; You nave
shut out our wines by prohibition,
you have shut out u oranges, u
lemons, our almonds, our grapes n
our laces by high duties so thai we
have little left that we can export to
you, and then finally you have pass
ed immigration avs SO that even u
labor cannot go to your country for
employment. Why should We want
to buy American products if we can
avoid it?"
There are easier jobs than being a
foreign trade salesman
Three Mile
Returning from Europe, the presl-
dent of the Remington Typewriter
Co. says: "Great Britain is becom-
ing irritated over u trying to ex-
tend the right of search beyond the
three-mile limit. British business
men fail to see how wines and liquors
sealed in the hold of vessels where
they are inaccessible to Americans
can affect local conditions, especial
ly in a community where liquoN
is SO freely o~btainable as in NeY
J York"
| The European viewpoint is that
our purpose, in refusing to allow
return-yoyage liquor to enter our
ports, is not So much a matter OF
prohibition as to enable dry Ameri-
can ships to compete with wet for
eign ships.
Valentino
Rodolph Valentino shows the re-
porters that he wears tan silk sus-
penders. He wants it known that
he is an Italian, not a Spaniard, his
real surname being Guglielmi. VAL
entino gets from 1000 to 5000 letters
a day from the fair (sometimes un-
fair) sex.
With a million women a year writ
ing to him, we wonders what would
happen if he ran for president. Men,
who have as one of their chief func-
tions the task of selling" them
selves to the Only Woman, should
study the psychology employed by
Valentino. He is a wise bird" and
as clever a press agent as Barnum's
Tody Hamilton.
Germany. two months behind
with statistics. reports that in May
she had more unemployed than at
any time since the armistice. The
jobless included 100000 members OF
labor unions.
This is a lot more serious for the
world than anything hat could hap
pen to Germany financially. The
chances of steaming PREPARATIONS out
of Germany depend on keeping the
Germans at work. And radicalism
grows in unemployment like a weed
in rich garden soil. In addition to
the 100000 totally unemployed,
ly four times as many were working
only part time.
Papa
He's the father of his forty-fifth
child at the age of S8-Romulu Delst
of Stanton, California. He has bee1E
married -four times.
When you want to stop an argd
ment about politics or the foreign
situation just mention the case OF
Romulu Delsi. Who started the mo-
tion that Americans take life too sea,
lriously?
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-09
Bible Thought For Today

~ YEA, E AND NAY, NAY:-Let your communication
be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these comeh
Of evil-Matthew 5:37.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-09

People who know an aviator al
ways grab the paper to see if he
was the one who fell.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-09

Auto is an insult to everyone
but its owner" says Albert PaYson
Terhune. Often. we add. it even in
suits it's owned.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-09

I'VE are afraid of what we can't
see,' says Annette K~ellerman; none
Of us being afraid of her.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-09

Rich mems sons won't work like
I want them to work." says Schwab,
the last six words being six words
too many.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-09

America must save the world
says Woodrow Wilson, and we sug-
gest starting on our wheat crop.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-09

The mad collee graduate has
learned the nan who printed his
dlpolma makes more than he does.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-09

Banks are being guarded so close.
~ a man has to work up to cashier
before robbing one.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-09

Like a trip to hell" says a Bos-
ton minister Of bathing beaches.
Others, however, say heaven.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-09

A. Duck of Toronto was injured
by a robbers bullet. Duck, it seems,
didn't duck.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-09

The June bride tells us he showed
much better judgment in marrying
than she did.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-09

Some write long letters home
about the fun Those having the
fun have no time to write.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-09
MidlandReach s 1gA1En

THE CLEAN RESORT
Reached via Trolley OF Auto from all
Staten Island Ferries: also via Steam
err midland Beach" from Battery.
Daily 10 A. NJ. 1870 p. NJ. BIS P. NJ.
Is p M. salts and Suns.) 10 A M, trip
omitted nm Mons.
Best Bathing on the Atlantic Coast
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-09

Mike Jergovich of Detroit says he
robbed to pay a fine. Jergovich is in
the jugovich.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-09

Make a list of cuss words you use
on hot weather. Many can be used
for cold weather soon.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-09

by a robbers bullet. Duck, it seems,
didn't duck.
Mike Jergovich of Detroit says he
robbed to pay a fine. Jergovich is in
the jugovich.
A floorwalker in Wichita, Kas.,
not only acts like a Russian prince,
but really is one.
At last the president of the Bach
elor Maids of Atlantic City mas man
aged to get married.
New England telephone strike is
off The girls failed TO get the right
number this time.
Please hold your breath during
the coming election in Ireland.
Los Angeles ministers say, Hello,
haven't 1 married you before"
Twoi girls who robbed Diminick
N~atarnecola in New York were not
after his name.
England and France are two ma
tions as mad as if one was taking
lessons on ire cornet
Fight between presidential eandi-
dates will go the full Is rounds.
Make a list of cuss words you use
on hot weather. Many can be used
for cold weather soon.
The June bride tells us he showed
u better Judgment in marrvino
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-09

A loorwalker in Wichita, Kas.,
not only acts like a Russian prince,
but really is one.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-09

Fight between presidential eandi-
dates will go the full Is rounds.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-02-15
s. /. A. MEETING

The chief speaker of the occasion al
the regular meeting of the Thurmont
School Improvement Association, last
Monday evening, was Prof. c. S. Rich
ardson, of the University of Maryland
Professor Richardson spoke of Abra-
ham Lincoln, declaring that the reason
for his greatness was his absolute in
tegrity He pointed out that the worlo
is in danger of a great relapse into
something approaching barbarism be-
cause of the lack of respect for law
and disregard of authority. This de-
plorable condition he believes is due in
large part to the known insincerity OF
the legislators and other persons in
positions of authority. His remarks
elected some discussion from the floor
and provoked a great deal of thought
An impressive reading was given by
Mrs. Russell Young and Lincoln's Get
tysburg address was recited by John
Daniel Leatherman. The musical por-
ton of the evening program consisted
of several songs by the association and
a violin duet by Mrs. Louise Young
and Miss Ella Jean Shaffer.
The attendance was not large due
to the exceedingly bad weather but
those present felt well repaid for VEN
turing out through the rain.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-02-15
T. H. 8. CARNIVAL

This is the week of the High School
Carnival, which will be held on Friday
and Saturday nights. Besides the good
times seeing and talking to all your
friends, who will be there, you will
have plenty of opportunity to pur-
chase fancy and staple articles, re-
freshments of all kinds, and your sup
per.
An entertainment has been prepared
for each evening, which you will cer-
tainly enjoy. The program for Fri
day is =
1 Welcome Song-"Hello, Every
body, We're Glad to See You Here"
2 Playlet-"Mother Goose Party"
1st, End and 3rd Grades
8 Cup Side Down"-Gymnastic
Drill.
a The Minstrel
Program for Saturday, y
1 Hiawatha Hunting Drill
2 Song-"In Grandma's Day"
3 Jumping Rope Drill
4 Minstrel of Rollin Bones
Catoctin clarion., 1923-02-15
A S1.50O.OOO BUILDING

Definite plans for Community
Building to be erected on North Ave-,
between Maryland Ave-, and Charles
ST., Baltimore, have been announced.
The men behind the project are Bal
timoreans, with the exception of F..
w. Staffeld, who was imported from
Cleveland. Ohio, to handle the finan-
cial end of the project, which is known
as the Baltimore Properties Company.
The conveniences will be the princi-
pal drawing card. A woman who
wants to go to market and to shop can
mark her automobile on North Avenue
and 90 into the Community Building.
Then she can order meats, vegetables
and so on in the most modern of mar
kets, and buy clothes or other mate
rials in another part of the same
building, can put money in the bank,
have lunch at first class restaurant
and 20 to the theatre without going
back on the street. One of the great
est innovations of the proposed struc-
ture will be the market-which will be
enclosed, sanitary and modern in ev-
cry respect. In conjunction, with 1t
will be a refrigerating plant, insuring
that materials placed on sale are kept
fresh.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-02-15
A RIISY WEEK

Last week DR.. Heimer spent a very
busy time. On Monday he accom-
panied large delegation to Frederick
to meet the County Commissioners
on behalf of the State Road from
Thurmont to Rocky Ridge. Tuesday
and Wednesday he was visiting the
many sick in the country and town and
Frederick City Hospital. Thursday he
was in Baltimore in the interest of the
State Road; on Friday visited num-
ber of patients in the Springfield Hos
pital at Sykesville; Saturday in Har-
risburg on a Church business trip, and
on Sunday preached, visited the sick
and baptized a number of children.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-02-15
MEETING CALLED

Last weeks meeting Of the citizens
on industrial development was post
poned on account of the High School
entertainment, and at a meeting of the
committee held Tuesday night, ar
rangements were made to hold the
meeting next Tuesday evening, Feb
ruary 20, at o'clock, in the Masonic
Room. At this time the committee
feels that it will have matters in such
condition that the advisability of eff
fecting a permanent organization will
be brought up.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-02-15
RAWLINGS OF A RABID ROOTER

The following bunch of ravellings
were untangled from the think tank
of a "rabid rooter" who says they
are "just a few suggestions" which
had become part of his thoughts
and which he desired to be relieved of.
Why not ask Uncle Sam to repaint
the walls in the postofice?
Would it be safe to bet that ten or
only five miles of the Union Bridge
Thurmont State and county combina-
ton road will be laid this summer?
Would Thurmont be benefited by
having its "Square" better and more
artistically lighted, or are we satisfied
with "just what is absolutely neces-
sary?"
Who's gonna build those ten houses
to accommodate the people who will
need them in the spring and for those
new citizens who want to join our
community if we will only accommo-
date them with living quarters?
Would an early and concentrated
effort to renew interest in the i'm
provement of our athletic field, some
plan made in regard to a grand
stand for the same and determined
effort made to tickle that school
boards memory of past promises in
this line amount to anything?
Amidst rumors of building activity,
remodelling of present buildings and
a generally lively and bright spring
promised for our community, would it
be amiss to prepare for the inevitable
rush we are likely to experience a
round our Square" this summer?
Possibly we might be considered up
pish and citifed if we were to sta
ton a traffic officer there or install a
modern semaphore to direct our traffic
i. and hold down our ambitious but
somewhat reckless drivers, but, at the
cost of a few dollars, why not erect
an ornamental concrete warning post
or some deterrent sign to overcome
carelessness and the danger of collis-
ion at this point? Remember z fatal
ity has never happened here but every
day close shaves (not at Rudy's or
Guinea's) are witnessed, and the ex-
preston some day there will be bad
smashup' is heard. Why not forestall
what is bound to occur under present
conditions?
Catoctin clarion., 1923-02-15
C. e. Cassell, Editor and Manager

Terms:-One Dollar per annum in
advance. Six months, 50c. Trial
subscriptions, Three months, 25c.
Advertising rates will be given on
application. The publisher reserves
the privilege of declining any offers
for space.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-02-15

There 10 more Catarrh In this section
OF the country than all other diseases
put together. and for years it was sup
posed to be incurable. Doctors prescribed
local remedies, and by constantly failing
to cure with local treatment. pronounced
It incurable. Catarrh is a local disease,
greatly influenced by constitutional con-
diAons and therefore requires conslitu-
tional treatment. Halls Catarrh Medi-
cine. manufactured by F J. Cheney &
Co.. Toledo. Ohio. is q constitutional
remedy. Is taken internally and acts
thru the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces
Of the System. One Hundred Dollars re-
ward Is offered for any case that Halls
Catarrh Medicine fails to cure. Send for
circulars and testimonials.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. Ohio.
Bold by Druggists. 75c.
Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-02-15

The undersigned, intending to dis
continue farming, will sell at public
sale at their residence, 8 miles east OF
Thurmont and one mile east OF Grace
ham, at Hoover's Mill, on
TUESDAY, MARCH 6, 1928
Catoctin clarion., 1923-02-15

Would it be safe to bet that ten or
only five miles of the Union Bridge
Thurmont State and county combina-
ton road will be laid this summer?
Catoctin clarion., 1923-02-15

Would Thurmont be benefited by
having its Square" better and more
artistically lighted, or are we satisfied
with "just what is absolutely neces-
sary?"
Catoctin clarion., 1923-02-15

A number of post cards showing the
tropical plants, etc., of Florida, have
been received here from Mrs. Simon
Lohr, of Thurmont, and her daughter,
Mrs. Beall, of Liberty. When last
heard from they were located at St.
Petersburg.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-02-15
CARNIVAL

The Thurmont High School will hold
it's annual carnival in the Town Hall,
Thurmont, on the evenings of Febru-
ary 10th and 18th. Ice cream, cakes,
candies, fancy articles, groceries, etc.,
will be for sale.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-02-15
Entered at Thurmont Postoffice
as Second Class Matter.
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY Is 1928

A marriage license has been issued
to Hubert L. Joy of Graceham and
Gertrude R. Sebold of Emmitsburg.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-02-15

Mr. Allen D. Brown, with. the Balti-
more Properties Company, Baltimore,
spent Sunday last at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. C. E. Cassell.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-02-15
PUBLIC SALES

We have purchased $4,000 pair
U. s. Army Munson last SHOES
sizes 5H to IL which was the en-
tire surplus stock of one of the
largest u. s. Government shoe
contractors.
This shoe is guaranteed 100 per
cent tsolid leather, color dark tan,
bellows tongue, dirt and water
proof. The actual value of this
shoe is $500. Owing to this tre-
mendous buy we can offer same
to the public at $2.95.
Send correct size. Pay post
man on delivery or send money
order. If shoes are not as repre-
sented we will cheerfully refund
your money promptly upon re-
quest.
National Bay State Shoe Company
296 Broadway, New York, NY.
2-15-tf
Catoctin clarion., 1923-02-15
ORDER NISI ON SALES
AZ dAeOA Eo,,itIr 4
FLAVORS
VANILLA WALNUT
PINEAPPLE

OnDCN I1O1 O1N O<AAGO
No. 106S4 Equity t
In the Circuit Court for Frederick
County sitting in Equity
January Term, 1923
In the Matter of the Report of Sales
filed the 22nd day of January, 1928.
Thomas C. Hays, Mortgage of Allen
G. Dorsey and Bertha Dorsey !
his wife
On
Petition
Ordered, That on the 10th day OF
February, 1923, the Court will pro-
ceed to act upon the Report of Sales
of Real Estate, reported to said Court
by Thomas C Hays, Mortgage in the
above cause, and filed therein as afore-
said to finally ratify and confirm the
same, unless cause thereof to the con-
trary be shown before said day; pro-
vided a copy of this order be inserted
in some newspaper published in Fred
erick County for three successive
weeks prior to said day
The Report states the amount OF
sales to be $10,190.O0.
Dated this 22d day of January, 1928.
ELI G: HAUGH
Clerk of the Circuit Court for Fred
erick County.
Vincent SebOld, Solicitor.
True Copy-Test:
Eli G. Haugh, Clerk. 1-25-4t'
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-01-09

married life so well that a few days
later he married another dusky girl
named Litti. Not long afterward he
took still another wife, named Pitt.
He managed fairly well for a month
or so keeping the three of them fooled.
Then some one told Litti, somebody
else told Sitti, and 1t wasn't long be-
fore Pitt heard about IL. They turned
him over to the judge at Oras, which
is the port of Samar. There was a
trial, and Terrence looked with Joy to
a jail sentence which would keep him
away from his three wives.
The Judge, however, was merciless,
and sentenced him to spend three days
In a cell, locked in with his three wives.
1t Is said that when Terrence emerged
from the bastile he was In a sorry
state. He wouldn't talk much about 1T
beyond saying that Pitt was the worst
of the lot. Rouse remarked that bigamy
is frowned upon in the island of Sa-
mar, but that the sentence melted out
to O'Toole was an unusual one.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-01-09
HEART BEAT IDENTIFIES THUG
Doctor, R;s Victim, Uses Novel Method
on HoIdup Man Patient in
New York.

New York.-Harry Sinclair, arrest
ed as a burglar suspect, has been
identified by his heart throbs-
Thinking the prisoners description
tailed with that given by DR.. Henry
MoeIler of the man who one Sunday
night entered his Office as a patient
and attacked and robbed him, police
sent for Doctor Moeller. Assisted by
his son, also a physician, Doctor Noel
Ter examined Sinclair with a stetho-
scope and declared the prisoners
heart beat was the same as that OF
the man he examined in his office.
Sinclair, who said he was an actor,
was identified also by Doctor Noel
ler's two daughters, Anita and Marie
Moeller, as the man they saw in their
fathers Office.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-01-09
Thinks 1t Ambergris.

Dul hsln, N. H.-The chemistry de-
part.nent of the State college is en-
gagsd in the examination of q lump
"a an, unknown substance found on
rne sands at Hampton beach and
thought toabel ambergris. The finder
of the substance is Miss Josephine
Paige of Goffstown, N. H. a teacher
at the Lincoln Street school in Man
chester. The ambergris, II 1t turns out
to be ambergris, is so very valuable
that the small piece Of It she has, It
II estimated, would bring at present
quotations about $1,000. So fa- the
amhergris has fpldlled the tests -
uuired Of It. sf
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-01-09

turned from a trip to Southern Idaho
where they visited relatives and are
again back in school at the univer-
sity.
Mrs. Fred Samm went to Potlatch,
Monday afteroon, to spend several
days.
A. H. Olson, from near Cornwall,
was a Moscow shopper, on Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. M. Schulthers,
newlyweds Of Troy, spent Monday and
Tuesday in Moscow or a shopping
tour.
The Ladies' Aid of the ME. church
in Blaine, will meet at the home Of
L. STEM, Wednesday, this week.
The Woman's Foreign Missionary
society Of the Methodist church will
meet Wednesday afternoon with Mrs.
w. H. H. Forsyth, 1T S. Howard
street. Mrs. S. P. Davis and Mrs W.
V. Dunkin, assisted by Mrs. H. O..
Perry and Mrs. J. P. Wedin, will have
charge Of the lesson. All Interested
friends are invited.
Mrs. Leander Tyrrell is reported
quite i'll at her home on South Wash
ington street.
Miss Olga Braumlick of Davids' left
Monday for Butte, Montana, to spend
six weeks with relatives.
G. H. Shepherd, manager of the
Paper company, Spokane,
and Dave Johnson, salesman for the
company, were in Moscow, Tues
day, on business, going from here to
For Sale-Fresh Columbia river
smelts received daily at the Inland
Market. Phone 1874. $3.50
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-01-09
HUNTERS FIGHT WOLVES
Checked In Their Advance by These
Animalz-

Deer hunters are battling with
wolves in the woods OF Douglas coun-
ty, Wisconsin, according to stories
that are coming back from the hunt
ing front following the advance OF the
deer-hunting army.
Several hunters have returned with
wolf pelts and tales Of rowing wolf
hordes. There is no limit to the num-
Der of wolves that can be shot. To
the contrary, the state is paying q
substantial bounty on wolves. Rather
a triumphant wolf hunter than a dis
appointed deer hunter is the phiIoso-
ply of these hunters.
The forest fires in northern Mime
sofa have driven hundreds of wolf
packs down into Wisconsin. Many of
the wolf packs are beginning to in
wade outlying farm districts and prey
upon sheep ffocks and cattle herds.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-01-09
BOLD SAILOR WEEDS THREE
BELLIES ON ISLAND OF SAMAR
0'TooIe, Sentenced to Three Days
in Jail With Dusky Brides,
Now Abhors Bigamy.

The narrowing tale of the vengeance
taken by three girls against one Ter
renee O'Toole, an INSCRIPTIONS sea
cook, was brought to New York city
by Henry Rouse, chief engineer of the
steamship Manlius, which came into
port from the Philippines.
O'Toole, according to Rouse, landed
on the island of Samar last summer,
and liked it so well that he forgot to
return to his ship.
a. few days later he married an y
lnnd queen named Still He enjoyed
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-01-09

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PERSONAL MENTION
++++++++++++++<

The Moscow Business and PrOfeS
sional Woman's club has organized {
basket ball team and a fOlk-dancins
class. Miss Winslow, Miss Bailey, ant
others are acting as instructors and
assisting, and the girls are making
fine progress.
A Joint rehearsal of the community
chorus and the university chorus will
be held Wednesday evening at the
university auditorium, at 8 O'clock. 1t
is desired that all members of both
choruses be present.
Miss Lottie Sorenson has just re-
turned from a visit with relatives at
Nez Perez.
Henry Boyer, Of Potlatch, was a
Moscow business visitor, Monday.
Mrs. Boyer, teacher in the Irving
school, is confined to her home with
a sever cold.
The Ladies' Missionary society of
the Christian church will entertain
their husbands and the new mem
bers of the church at dinner Thurs
day evening in the church annex. A
good program will be given; subject,
Dawn of Sunrise Kingdom"
N. Ness, who teaches at the Banner
school near Potlatch, visited in Mos
COW Monday.
There will be a special session of
the W.C.T.U. at the rest room We'd
nesday afternoon at 2 O'Clock. Bust
ness of special Importance to all will
be up for consideration. Everyone in
terested in the cause is cordially in
vited to attend.
Mrs. Bud Adair, of Potlatlh, is in
Moscow, to visit her sister, Mrs. Milo
Hunt.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sig Coleman left for
Lake Pend d'Oreille, to spend several
Mrs. O. W. Nelson, wife of a Troy
merchant, is in Moscow for medical
treatment. She is at the home Of Mrs.
Earl Hodge.
Mrs. Bertha Shepard went to Spo-
kane, Tuesday, on a business trip.
The newly-elected board Of the
church met Monday evening
and organized and planned work for
he coming year.
Mrs. Allen Severson returned Mon
lay from "a several days visit with
relatives in Troy. Qs4 .Jl
S. Little and M. Skidmore have re-