The Raymer enterprise., 1923-10-04
THE PEN AND INK CLUB
By High School Pupils

heart.
One touch Of humor makes the
whole world grin.
The girl who looks and drops her
eyes Is probably more dangerous than
the one with the game goo-goo.
Next to the originator Of good
saying is the editor that publishes
the remark.
To be perfectly frank. l believe
"Yes, we have no bananas" has been
a. health producing as "In every way
! am getting better and better"
Yours until two times two DON'T
equal four. Jno.
jamie Johnston win remain at the
Felker home this winter.
Lorraine Fischer was absent from
school one-half day last week.
Jokes, Wise and Otherwise
Max: What time Ii It, Ted?"
Ted: II left my watch upstairs and
1t ran down." WI
"Out where come from the pump
kins are 30 large they actually weigh
500 pounds" remarked William.
That's nothing" replied Melvin.
where come from its common to
see three constables sleeping on one
beat"
Say John" remarked small boy
riding in the truck, I'VE are liable
to have q conclusion or something
because black cat crossed the road
In front Of u.s."
We know that Donald Hunter is
getting to be quite . military man.
But don't know wheher he is In the
infantry or in the body guard. Any
how we know that he rode many
miles I'm Arms" the other night af-
ter the picture show.
I've got Q funny kind Of q COW
that gives buttermilk." remarked
Hannah.
That's nothing. What can . cow
give but her milk" replied Charles.
You zee q beautiful girl walking
down the street. She's singular, you
are nominative. You walk across to
her changing to verbal, and then It
becomes dative. II she Is not objec-
tive YOU become plural. You walk
home together. Her mother is accu-
sative and you become imperative.
You talk Of the future, she changes
to the objective. You kiss, her and
she becomes masculine. Her father
becomes present. things are tense and
become past participle.
The other day John vanek met
Hazel Macklin and Cecil Snyder
walking down the road. He stopped
his car and offered them ride. Cecil
hesitated and asked. Hazel. do you
suppose We can squeeze in there?"
Hazel blushed guiltily and replied,
II think we had better wait until we
get home to do our squeezing"
Found:-A gold watch. Inquire
at Mr.. Kelly's ONCE.
HOME ECONOMICS NOTES
Glasses In cooking have completed
the canning study and will now be-
gin the cooking course beginning
with breakfasts first.
OLD STAND BY'S MODIFIED
WITH ADDITIONS.
Cabbage Salad:
Shred some cabbage, choosing a
sweet white head suitable for slaw.
Blend II with plenty Of shredded CO.
coanut and q few chopped peanuts.
Make q mayonnaise, add plenty Of
whipped cream and decorate with q,
dash Of scarlet paprika. Serve with
meat course.
Prune Corn Bread:
u 10 prunes
. cups flour
! cup cornmeal
8 teaspoons (level) baking powder
| teaspoon salt
: tablespoons sugar
IN to IN cups Of milk
. eggs
3 tablespoons melted shortening
Wash the prunes in cold water,
drain and steam until plump. but
not soft. Cool, remove stones, and
cut In quarters Nix and sift dry
ingregients. add prunss milk. and
egg. Nix well and pour into q
well creased shallow pan. Bake in
. hot oven about 50 minutes. Serve
hot.
Chinese Chicken (of left overs)
" cups Of cold cooked chicken cut
In cubes aN
.a52 tablespoons Of butter
4 . tablespoons flour
i / slice pineapple
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