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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14
Jones Leads
Open Field
in Big Play
Atlanta Amateur Leads
Field at End of Third
Round Play

INMooD COUNTRY GLIB.
IlanE island. July ii,-Iiobby
Jenrs. ziysar odd amateur. Hp
psafed. late ioda,. liksly ntn,
nsf 81 tho national spsn golf
championship u the tnitss
sIafra.
Tbs yaunEsisr. turning in
brilliant 70 iaf his afternoon
round. fourth ~ tho champion.
chip. had total II sgs for h.s
akurr.
This looked Eoad enough 90
Win. aiiho others, including
jusk IIuiehisan and Bobby
Cruihshanh. wsru within sirih
Ing disiAaos IL lhsy played ''niif.
ado golf.
TNWooB COUNTRY club =. ..
4 July IS iteiA3 Jones, ggung A..
lsnfA AMATEUR. took The isaa In ths
national open soif championship ~
ihs END - ihs lhIHi round To-Day
t0tk Hufehison. leo sirukss ahead
after thr fret days play. felt dopn
badly an1 took an ~ 80 strokes over
fssF Jones uas bstisF. taking a ~
fer total u 80 10 jocks "a
iieiA9 crlihshanh SsN JERSEY.
Fni q - Tor ISIS morning fennd end
hsa 90 Tar a spsai Ffsnris rsiirii.
fpfs Washington. 81 Y. iuFurd b. b
80 iug total - - Walter liaEsn.
Ssp fesh spi a pretty - fog iessi
~ 80. lslnE Gaiiesf
Gene AaFasaR sBd ips Kisaenosi
msfp e8k q, y. HArassn. @Ith csc
and lkIfhseea with IA
jones played even mpts brilliantly
in ihs flssi flss helFs ~ siss after.
npan than bs dd On shs reiufu taaf.
nsY in ths morning iits drive Has
la ihs fusiEa - tiIs first sna BE-
aas ono over psf. m4ih q tive. tuI
ne rnafs That up on she fiffbs nhFn
hs saHA . hnsis
It's flag fos iis fltp hgiss sFsnri
ur az sEstsiy gzf and sfrsnEs heaoi
hia bold ca tbs lead
tnsE Fuursiss. EnEisarvd. =. T.
pfase sioasi. sssss 3 ~ snF hiss fsoFu
ms fpaeA. Bringing hls total Ia -
Forester was the last naa ous Ia
he tnafnins round vito had .
chances 20 act Ia with Tho leaders
Thia gaTe csBlkshzak. with "a
second place 10 Jones' ana puI
itgichasaa Ia Third place wlsh "a
tasss played his eighth and niaih
haiss IN par aaa finlshsd Use ssfa'
nlns ~ hls hfssfnnon rugud with
81. t%e over Par Hs had unig
50 maintain thts pace dspu ths
stretch ~ ihs last nine holes Il
make hisa tiss most promising can
dstata faF ihs sltlt
ltis afternoon fuHaa
Jones. nuL fatE4as4& -
npirhIaaa dropped further haci
iitis afternoon whsn be turned his
first nine in a. lie would hav,
20 come bseh ia ~. three under tar
20 iis jones
prariicsiiF the oaly man HAWKS
coed chance 10 catch Jones 4
Cf1iikshaaAs he was our ever raj
for ll,n FIRST iivs holes ~ ihs altar
noon lie ipsi enc slfpRs on rs
ffsi buts
Walter Hagen had chance q
make NJ flxe strokes and SIC HohhF
bat be aas four oprr par Ter ;hs
first five and he chances are sliin
0aiisit was eliminated "a n cnn
tender when he dsd his first after
nom IN ~. four over par
Tic would have 10 como back IN
-. fiye under par. 10 uo jones. ans
that i practically impossible.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14

the finals Of the Oregon state
meet are being staged today.
Monday wiii see wteat = she stars
az the touyuaIusnf satuz Into action
~ that time tuoat ss ths wsaksr
losai entries win - Ncesisd oBs
The reason far starting Today Is
,hat nang % thr players have To-
wurS during thn wess ard sat
aglaT asa BanasY uul Ejys fhFsa
a hsttsr glsabce % psyieg eff tbsff
matches withpgs canfliesinE aith
sftifs h8sfs
The schedule for today aai Esa
AaY follow
uENs rNrufEs
Nssiit Msihsfas wgiEsns wares. usae
80 p N4tsF ~ etsts sssaaeF. ue@ fis
sss p3ek tsaasf tss Gs6Fas write
issFa Fsfsabs Hsra,t tsh8sf tas ffaE
itssssfh. ueTuafts. fns t4vssFsass
~ eseIsrtss fIek Wfuse 3TvIak Hssssf
flas Wsitrs. Nstt Tlsalgsf. FgaeE Nas
Gs~ss1 Sat Ersnes. Grass rsisNr nssi
~ Whsfsa. tfgaE &aNstsla. E1rsf
t}yitfla. 81 Wilitsass, t= Nos FaiFs.
firmah FsttIa q. r sgaphFas Eafs "
pFss 1esss. wallace seast FissrAsf
fahasae ~. taskHs csapEatt ketsfs
san. gspfEt riaee. thss uattf r.
Ngstsks g. N@thrs. Fam HaNefY ahs
p a us2
woHES'A ENItttFs
ffzSEsasa tsfssns Mfe MsgsFT ulss
ffsss Bssaasns Wiss kEbts tantr sfiss
Ffeaess % Naegus. Mes . g. CttsAinf.
Ms " ". Henry Mtss Hsta NYts. afs
N7Etr HFeaaHu. NIes Sara tstinxssaeH.
Miss AsyEzert Etaflas
81 NIon ENTITIES
f.Tmsa CaEt THaenas uefEan. gsafas
MHihsfe. Jssk levine. Naa NFfbHrssa. J
e stslys Nstl Eiaelih3, Msl ufsHss
Sidney smlth Howard EaaEils Ipe
suafft. GsaTas " FnaaF. Wsfb tsaafae
Thau5ss Tasld. ithira Msiassks. tet
Dykes. Chst pastI sad fsatsy usiIas.
Girls ENTITIES
tfoffeAsa uFusa Ffanersrs Street
ENaaf Caldwell. Betty SETTER. Ethel Mef.
rison. Cbasiptga gfesa. MafY Collins
ffHthsffR TarHkias Hstsa giin9gr MARI
nfinksf. ffRrriesf carter gafnsT Tiitan.
sassnas Waterman. Hslsp da taHts Net
Aita "a FaHts. Rabsfta ftumphfsf, ufsvs
Warner. Fs5ifh Aites Elizabeth Colt.
Bsten W. Davis Dorothy y usvis. irene
stephens TNsima waiH. FfaHess " ~.
slna ard Alberta Edits
BOYS ENTRIES
Lyman Colt, joel atasdsekeF Jack To-
ains. Thomas Tadd ard Horsfi taHsiis
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14
JOHNSTON AND
THE UNIrIIlES

Dos" tohnstoa has the system
Tho veteran Seattle frat sackrs
never turns around AZ tlts plate "a
squa~k on balls and strikes ttr has
his say whils loaktuE AZ ths pitcher
Turning around and letting ths Fans
know that Youfo kseklnE u bad
business, according 20 JahHsion. as
the umpirra wont give sea any o,
tho brat % Il Z you 90,
Us the old saying about discsetlon
and :, pays 10 kst along
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14
WEISMULLER
HAS BROTHER

Altho Johnny WeismuiIer. the
great swimmer. Is out Of competition
for some time owing to heart trouble.
there ~ another member Of his fam.
ny who IL expected to keep tho name
TO the fore in athletics. Hc Is
Johnn's le.yearold brother. Pete,
who has been showing some rare
ability OF late.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14

innings pitched dell aa charge de-
feat 60 rutEsf. HuHs responsible for
May bell z. natErT struck put
Ma q Dell 2 burger q nasps on halls
or beli 90 nufsuf :. Three base ht
- bneiiss szss hts Rohwtr.
Tahin, hiEh Sacrifice hits welsh.
hurGsf Double piay--iana 90 rebin.
Time ~ game ~. umpifes Tomaa
and Becker.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14
CANADA NEEDS
FAST RUNNERS

Win a fund already appropriated
for the expense u tho Canadian
Olympic games team. Dominion Rth.
leies are turning their attention 90.
wards the 1894 olymplad. Canada
viii have fairly good team. but
there seems 60 bc lack 81 sprin,csu
~ present.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14
SOCCER PAYS
IN ENGLAND

THAT soccer ls a money making
proposition In the British isloa il
evidenced BY the me, that an English
club cleared $3.50 las, season.
Nearly a quarter million was taken
IN AZ Tho gate, and the club also
benefited b. the sale Of players.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14
DON'T FORGET CONTEST
FOR INDIANS

Seattle fans should nos forget ihai
the STACY shaWu voting Tor tho moai
vBluahir plsysr on che seattls team
for the season viii b. called faF
sopa This was tusutsfed b ahsWa
last year asd Tire contest was woe
by uiiiY LaHF. who had really
Ffaii yeaF Ia 49, Tbis year t
will BE- limited 20 mesbsss q ths
Seattle leans.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14
BRITISH TENNIS
STAR MAY COME

Brian l. G. Norton. South African
tennis player and ono Of the British
Empires foremost nctmen. plans 20
compete in tho United States this
year Norton was tho hes, English
player az the recent wimhledown
tourney.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14
OFFER $1,000
AT COUNTY FAIR

Premiums and atakes totaiinE
moro than $1,000 arc offered at
stockton At tho second annual night
horse show hold In conjunction with
tho San Joaquin county fair Angus,
% 60 20.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14
MOTHER ADVISES FATHER

80 you really think a maasa &C
machine would reduce my waiste
Where can got ono7"
Il jes' saw a steam roller 20 down
the street - Boston Transcript,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14
FRISCO LINKS
OPENED TO-DAY

The reconstructed Lincoln Park
Muniplcal links IN San Francisco arc
20 he formally opened today Mayor
Rolph will perform tho ceremony.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14
TopAYs SCHEDULE


~ o'siocf Lssss Iafas ~ Thomas
Morgan.
~ O'Clock Wv J. L.ansiis W. Leo
taEprstfgfu, Harold Wander les W y
uiS. l.. watson w. Hisbard vandsr Lea.
H0tsri Dykes ". Ken Mchsrs1n. George
Rider " frvipE iFsissy. Br Ciaifs Hhsn.
non W william Wsfreu Hob Miller ts.
George VI Penney
A. 2 O'Clock Lyman Estiisr 70. q e.
uFn4uisi. Hua Persons VS. Hsibh Msll=5.
I5rts Nribufn w. y. LsviHs. q g Wli.
liams - = White non wsfirf ss Cfau.
ford Andersen. Nandefvsa ts. George 1871
inrs, Bruce uesketh - Don Victor.
Frank Kosiawski W.. Willis seib
- O'Clock Ellis w. KlinEsman "a
we'll Ylngllus. Chef Dustt ~ O. r.
stephens
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14
TOD MORGAN is
COMING NORTH

Tod Morgan. The hardhitinE
Eureka, Cal. fc8,horwcirh,, In on his
way 10 Seattle for number OF ring
appearances, Ho will DO under tho
guiding wing OF Daniel I. salt.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14
FENCERS WILL
COMPETE SOON

Tho world'a foremost fonccrs nrc
arriving In London for the inter.
national fencing tourney that viii be
STAGED July lot o. I.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14
1t Has Been Great Week of Golf for the Northwest

is fast becoming teg Fan
AXE more quickly
Too Of N cm0n o andW N
be those an mrefe
r A
the and best kind of an nd to nce Oscar Dub and his brothers
o.
an
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14
FLOYD PICKED
JESS WILLARD

Floyd Johnson tho heavyweight
who was Knocked out recently by
Jess Willard, picked blg Jesus To stop
Firpo IN eight rounds Thursday
night.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14
SOLONS WIN
OVER ANGELS

SACRAMENTO. July if--Sacra-
menfo won from Los Angeles here
yesterday, 8 to o.
The score: X II. y.
Los Angeles ....+.4......
Sacramento .s.s-4s...4.. i
Batteries Wallace. Thomas. Han
nah and Byler. Prough and Koehlcr.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14

one Of in drawing
n Nn
in the sand wonens ion wind up The
actonh grenh he color
The course bee n o gofa
beer
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14
AMERICAN frAorr


boston 9. Dsireit
thieaFp :. Sss York tis luulna,S.
Cleveland ~ Philadelphia !.
So Louis I. Washington
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14
MRS. swEENy AND
MIS- HAII.ERAN WIN

MIA. s. c. swesaY. The British Co
inmhia star. and Miss fTmence
Haissan. the sal; Lake City phe.
nom who son ths rrs4ailss honnfN
pslii oppose each other IN the dses1.
lag match FOR ths wornen's cham.
pionah.p Tnla match 10 az rs
hoiss. the pair teelng-off AZ 1915
o'clock ihin morning Like sseli
and EEan. these members Of the
fair re1 aave scen playing nawiezs
E9lf anf their meeting TODAY vii
undoubtedly attract a large gallery.
In the other feature even, On To-
days card. y ~ Bo,oorn. Tho Pride
II Grand View ard the champioa
% the lower Yakima valley. viii en-
sase W. y Albright from the Lew
ilson. Idaho. club. in 3s-hois tit
Tor the Pacific Northwest handicap
aunosN
Yesterdays semi.flnais matches
furnished tho galleries with many
thrills. The wilhelm bsi;se
Nas the s;ar event ef the day and
no finer display Of how 10 play the
ruYsl and ancient game cauh ~
seen anywhere than was on tap when
'heso artists from Portland got under
way. II was anybcdy'a match rsEti
( up 10 the homo green. the fraction %
an inch often being all tina; marked
the difference between q win or
haive or the tee. Wilhelm had the
advantage bat the ahct TO the green
and tho work on the putting srras
found EEan az his best. Ills puts
Z dropped more frequently than hss
high class opponent's or else there
would be another story 10 relate.
Egsn won bY the narrow margin Of
oBeup. after one % the hardest
fought links engagements ever
/ played on a Pacific coast course. and
by long odds the CREATES; rolfing ex.
hihi;lnn local gallery has bad the
pleasure Of witnessing.
Contrary TO expectations. the other
semi.flnsls match resulted in run
away victory Tor Lee Stcil against
Clark spcirs. The InRicwood star, who
copied the British Columbia title last
month, The North Ender went into
the lead carly In the game and Was
never IN danger, the match ending
AZ the ssth green when Siesl bad
lead OF eight holes. sreirs' playing
was many strokes of Of hts previous
rounds. while Stcil's was better than
he showed in his battles against
Forrest Watson. Francis Brown and
mr. paul Ifnntcr
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14
Washington State Tennis Tourney
Is Getting Under WAY Here TOday

p begins today IN the annual Washington state tennis tournament saturday and
section and Of California who invading the NorMe a Portland whore
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14
TOURNEY STARTS TODAY

Tho Coronado. Cal. isholo medal
play handicap golf tourney starts
lpdnY.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14
SALT LAKE is
AGAIN BEATEN

SALT LAKE CITY. July San
Francisco came from behind here
yesterday and trounced Salt Lake.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14
BY ALEX c. ROSE

~ Ef.hl La u EpiuF 10 pfpolrf
q Northwest golf champion. Lee
Risii. the crack y0gngaier u TBS
North End club. viii have 20 csfsa,
she great Chandler EEan. from the
waysriy Country club. today. IN
ths nnsis q the Pscifio S0rihwes;
amateur tiiuiaf event ~ the ~
attic Coli club. which MARK lbs
ending % the b.gRes, ard bes' Folf
tournament ever held on The "a.
sific Coast
u hAs bern great week q soft:
lhr majority % The feature matches
tsing esoneiY contested. with the
SINNERS having 20 shoo; par Or On.
Der to remain IN fhc race. and he
Pacific Northwest Coli association
and ihs ssattls Golf club PCT Tho
shgn over 10 tptop fashion.
whsn Lee sisil and Chan Esan
gss on ihis morning on their -
heic {oarnef. i sili be hafiie b.
iNeeR youth ana = veteran ana.
u these hiEh-ciass performers pro
vide The shots they have isea shoos-
ING thfgupl the wesk. ,he result
wili BE- very close. beesntc tatg
have bern playing in the saY5y F8s
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14

A MEXICAN professionals and am
n ateurs got an opportunity 20
Use those corrugated clubs IN TIE
American op~n championships which
have been running this week az 10
God.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-14

TwiE scene q the Olympic games
i q tss1 sill b. finished sooa q,
coiornhes. France. The SEATING ca
uacssv Of the stands VIII BE- - 900.
she french oiyrnpsc COMMITTEES an.
nounces
Special arrangements are Being
made IN inc construction work 70
care for the comfort 81 the scores q
athletes gathered tran al OVER the
wortd.
The Washington times., 1923-06-14

To illustrate the position certain
people take to Justify their actions,
W. M. Mccullough Of Cleveland. ct
a recent meeting Of the Rotary
Club, related the following story
about q young clerk who Joined
the Quaker church.
In welcoming the clerk into the
fold the old brother said to him:
''Thee should now live 20 that
thee can explain thy every action
by q passage from the Scriptures.
Not long after that the good
brother caught the clark In the act
Of misrepresenttng SEINE goods TO .
lady customer.
"You remember what I told thee
when thou joinsst our flcck?"
he asked.
II do" the clerk replied.
"And canst thou explain thy con.
duct in Q passage OF scripture?"
II can" And to the surprise Of
the old brother the clerk recited:
"She was stranger and took
her In" Pathfinder.
The Washington times., 1923-06-14
HEROES

whoever It was who lefk the
chewing gum on your seat II the
railroad car.
The bird who threw Q pop
bottle at the umpire In the last
inning.
The guy who holleved ''fre!
when you were behind In the
poker game.
The lady who told your wife
that she needed Q few more nsw
evening gowns.
The chap who stole your spare
tires while you were at the
movies.
Whoever It was that made
away with your new straw hat
by mistake.
The Washington times., 1923-06-14
The Old, Old Story
by GARDNER REA.

by GARDNER REA.
why do I love you, dear7 why
does
The laurel Irvine the tree?
The golden humble roSoward
buzz?
Go, laurel ask. and bee:
Go ask the breeze that sherewArd
blows
Why white gulIs sesk he asA.
Go ask why trembling dsWdrOps
pause
On phlox and marigold-
I love you, dear, although the
laws
And words Of love are old:
Because you're yawning now. be.
cause
These bromides leave you cold.
The Washington times., 1923-06-14

Einstein claims that light has
Reight. That is why the cleo
&icity bill is heavier in winter.
The Washington times., 1923-06-14
Neolithic
Love Song
By EDDIE FORD.

wv AIM 4 pur xlrs. love.
" snug = our cayern home;
w Harik 70 the tempest thu
Roars on the heath.
.Cave-kssping hearts afs
Ever the happiest--
Come. sweet. III knock out
A few Of your tseth.
Dark are your eyes. love.
Dark - the Leopard's Peel;
sharp are your nails -
The claws % the bear.
See how abjectly I beg
For caresses, love:
Pull out q handful.
OF two of my hair!
Fast fan the years Ike
Leaves In the aaturnn ti1nsa
Love win not always be
With as, ween
Here are the rCcits ] have.
Gathered 30 tenderiy:
Coon they win bounce frOm
Your beautiful bean.
I would not have you.
SO coy or % retiOeut;
MAidenly shyness
Monotonous grCws.
Let us engage IN the
Sweetest Of barterinss
Trade me . kick for . punch
In the nose.
safe from the jaws Of
The terrible nnastodOn
Close in my arms shan
You ever Iis caried.
Beat me TO show that
You'll love me etsEnaIiy.
VIII reeiprocRtef--
III ten the wOrldl
.-su4ss.
The Washington times., 1923-06-14

1.-THE only place I can find
aDlace is in the quiet of my
library"
"Er-er-I don't think I've met
ADlace, have II"
The Washington times., 1923-06-14

''How did you like that
Orange?"
'Well, It was not without a
peel"
The Washington times., 1923-06-14

BLANK is a man who has dug
deep into life"
"Ah! He was a surgeon.
The Washington times., 1923-06-14

''What do you think Of these
Chinese bandits?"
"Who do you mean-the laun-
drymen?"
The Washington times., 1923-06-14

How can we show respect for
our mothers? ask the Sunday
school teacher.
"By sassin' our paws!" came
the quick reply.
The Washington times., 1923-06-14
BUT

It May be
An Very Wen
10 BE. Fair.
open-Minded.
Tolerant.
Unpfejudiced--
70 Lack this
Unpopulaf Doematisan
And to possesses
Real, Complete |
Understanding.
But
II you win Look
At the Thriving
People Around you,
You win Find
That Cor Success
In this World
one must Positively b
Positive about
Something
Even Il One II
Positively Wrong.
The Washington times., 1923-06-14
Judge
Says

Bobkins-And such beautiful
eyes! why man, her eyes shine
as clear as crystal.
Radio FAM don't care SO
much for those crystal sets.
The Washington times., 1923-06-14

Gn0fe'0 I0CS OF knocking gong on,
but ] want to tell you consider
this Government of ours the best
run on earth!
Third Assistant Postal Clerk
Oh, thank you, sir! thank you!
''What do you think Of these
Chinese bandits?"
'"who do you mean-the 1aun-
drymen?"
Dubbs-Named the baby yet?
Stubbs-Partly.
'Why not completely?"
''My wife is sticking our for
Alfred while I strongly favor
Albert so we've compromised on
AL for the time being"
She-So he fell on her neck.
How perfectly killing!
He-Yes, wasn't it. You see
er-he was an aviator and had
the plane with him.
BLANK is a man who has dug
deep into life"
"Ah! He was a surgeon.
Einstein claims that light has
Weight. That is why the cleo
%sicity bill is heavier in winter.
''The only place can find
WDlace is in the quiet of my
lhbrary."
"Er-er-I don't think I've met
ANlace, have II"
In the old days, when a man took
Q chorus girl to dinner we used to
speak of "a large cold bottle and
a small hot bird" But now it's
q small hot bottle and a large
cold bird.
Where does the large cold bird
come in?
The large cold bird doesn't
come in. She's already sitting OPP
posite the man.
Are London fogs so bad?"
Pretty thick"
How do vehicles get about?"
"Oh, the first one through leaves
O tunnel"
You seem mighty proud of
your Ron."
Yes. 1 know he doesn't really
amount to anything, but after all
he's cost me simply don't dare
not be proud"
IT used to dream there was a
girl somewhere like you, but
never thought I should really
meet her"
Your voice sounds like soft
nnusic!'
you wonderful, wonderful girl. ="
Lady Ito friend, as elephonts
come on stage)-Oh, by the way,
did you know Hattie was reduc.
ing7
The Washington times., 1923-06-14

Armchair Patriot know
there's lots Of knocking going on,
but ] want to tell you consider
this Government of ours the best
run on earth!
Third Assistant Postal Clerk
Oh, thank you, sir! thank you!
The Washington times., 1923-06-14

Dubbs-Named the baby yet?
Stubbs-Partly.
'Why not completely"
"My wife is sticking our for
Alfred while I strongly favor
Albert so we've compromised on
'Al' for the time being"
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-02-06
K SMRTl OPARENE DIRE.
Muz popalen nebezpecne
gasolinem.

Ia nepfitomnosti matky
spadl V kuchyni V {. 1921 zap.
20. ul. 5-lety James Mandas
do skopku vrouci vody, kter;
prlpravena byla ma pradlo. kri
KEN nest astneho decka privo-
lana matka pfivolala ma po-
moe policejni ambulance, ieZ
hoslka dopravila do Lutheran
ske nemocnice, kde ubozak "a
velkych bolesti skonal.
' dime Baker r. & l.. Co.,
2lS0 zap. Is. ul. pracoval %
lety Emery Juhesz, 1866 zap.
"a. ul. gasolinem, kdyz po-
jednou obsah cele plechovky
vybuchl Juhesze velice me-
bezpecne popalil ma nohou
rukou. Byl taktez dopraven
do Lutheranske nemocnice.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-02-06
SkOLY POTREBUJl PENfZE

Pisnicka tato Jest ma pro-
gramu kazdeho zasedani Skol-
nj rady a objevila sc vcera,
kdy predseda E. M. Williams
zaslal clenlm okresni legisla-
tury lpripis, V nemz pozaduje
zvyseni prid6lu z danf ma 8 z
tisice, aby Sc skolam dostalo
aspoh takoveho prispevku,
maji-li pokracovati aspoh ca
stetne die vytceneho progra-
mu. Az dosud pfipadlo sko-
lam jen 7.85 z tisice a z toho
iieSte 81 tisice odhlasovany
byly volicstvem ma 5 rokd v
1920.
"Obcanstvo jest arci nespo-
kojeno zvysenymi dan6mi, to
vSak nemusi vesti X domnen-
kan, re by Sc dalo ma skolach
vice spofiti nez-li sc Sport.
ZmenSeny pocet hlasd We pro-
speech vydani poslednich bon
dd We vys $5,OOO,OOO jest j.
stym ddkazem, re neni dosta-
tex d1very V dneSni skolni adj
ministraci", pravil Williams a
|sou6asne 81 ztezoval ze do opo-
sice proti zlepseni vychovatel.
skych fondI Sc postavila Gle.
velandska Obchodni komora
Obcanska Liga nekolik zdej.
sich listG. Podobn6 Sc vyslovil
proti Taftove predloze, jez je
prave pred zakonodarnou a
ktera dava Skolam jen 5 z ii.
sice re II tisicin zdaneni vse.
obecneho a hodla podati dn.
kaz, re Skolstvi skutecne potre
buie 8 tisicin. Ale pi.i tete
lyymere nemohlo by Sc skolstv
vyvinouti tax, jak rbylo v umy
slu. Doufa. ze verejnost ten
to pozadavek uZna a re bud,
ieho snahu We prosp6ch vide
lani mladeze pine podporova
ii.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-02-06
ZASEDANf MESTSKE RADY,

Ia minule schGze m6stskych
radnich zt6zoval 81 radni Her
man II. Finkle spolu S nektery-
mi kolegy ma nedostatecne O.
svetleni Kingsbury parku "a
vcerejSlho zasedani daval pl-
ny kredit fiditeli mestskych
parku G. A. Ruetenikovi, jenz
81 vytku wal k srdci a posta-
raj Sc V zminenych mistech OF
vetSi "osvetu" zrizenim no.
vych osmi svitilen, jako sc "a
dostiucinenim Finkle prohla-
soval.
Resoluce radniho Johna F.,
Curryho, jenz zabrousil do po-
litiky, nelezici as mezi pIsob--
nosti mestske rady V Clevelan--
de a zadal, ably m6sto vyzvalo
presidenta Spojenych Statu
Hardinga k svolani konferen-
ce svetovych moci, ma ktere by
jednano bylo problemech,
jak znovu zkliziti trochu roz-
hazeny svet. Resoluce poloze-
ma byla ma still, &C patfila
vlastne do koSe, nebot' nikte-
rak nesvedci o politicke prozi-
ravosti pana podavatele. Jinak
Sc otcove m6sta naseho vcera
nikterak nepredreli, nebo cele
zasedani trvalo sotva dvacet
minut. Jak vid6t, vyfizuji Sc
u mas obecni zalezitosti die
zname methody "snadno ry-
chile"
Jinak nemely ami podane,
amitnute i. piIjate resoluce
valne dulezitosti.