Evening star., 1923-09-16
AT THE NATIONS BEAUTY CONTESTIF
Wallace Irwn's Letters of Japanese Schooolboy

GulOoT Inc star, VINO must fe2nSe
BY now that the Atiantick Monthly are
not published at Atlantick City.
~ EAREST SIR: If you have a
heart-febbIeness or high
blood press, please do not read
this Letter because it con-
tains a shock.
Following is it:
Me & Nogi are now at AtlRntick City,
walking out of the grandy hostiIlery just
like we lived there. And why are we
here? Ah!! Now / shall shoot the
Shock.
We are here to walk around with
Mack Senate Bathing Beauty expression
TO watch all those very pretty venuses
from U. S., Canada and Kingdom of Eu-
rope while they come here to struggle
for 1o,o00s cash-prize.
should hate to be Judge of this
: Beauty Combat, Mr.. Editor. Hon. Cal.
Coolidge of L. S. & Hon. Mackenzie
King Of Canada might melt their brains
together without deciding the Witches
from the Witches. And how are It pos
sible to be fair with all the beauty in
the Earth making glow-worm eyes at
same time? How could Judge in such a
Event keep from breaking his own neck
by twisting 1t rapidly? 1 ask to know.
Mr.. Editor. enjoyed a very close es-
cape yestdy p. m. In another instant of
time I should have been obliged to do
nate that 1o.oo0S prize & because have
onlJ soc TO my signature that situation
would have required axtreme diplomissy
& tack.
Me & Nogi stood on Bored Walk los
ing our brain rapidly when sets Of sky
coiored eyes attached to hansome eve
brows march at US with arm & leg
snlandidly matched like Miss Florence
ziegfeld's Foolies.
BY Gee!' I swore, "that Bird one
from the left-handed end must winn!"
Why should itf' This from Nogi
gargIing.
Because of her winning ways" In
grain
Yes, we got pretty dazzle. by golly.
so much beauty was walking around
that we merely got shuved into Hon.
Ocean. One enlarged female Apollo from
Ohio step on Nogi before she knew he
was human.
Il hope I did not pain your she say
with sweet opera.
Maybe you know what the Mayor
OF Greece sais when the Statue of
Liberty fall on him. require Nogi
with firt expression peculiar to Jno.
Drew. HE say-so, 1T are always
pleasure to be crushed by Works Of
Art"
Thanks so many" she twit. Never
before have met an insex that could
sing like canary.''
+ y X
GO she pass away. But we do not
- miss her, because there was such
a quantity more. Queens everywhere
Queen of Ireland with broguish smile;
Queen OF Cuba with expensive eyes
like 3 lbs. Of coal; Queen of Canada
like the n. Pole in strawberry ice cream;
Cow Queens from Arizona; Racehorse
Queens from KY: Egg Queens (soft)
from Petaluna, Cal--oh yes, Allan
tick City are every inch Queen this
week.
stood there and gaz & Gag SO long
that my head twirIed. While was
looking at several Paris Beauties
making a dash with their clothes I
could not observe Ocean where can
siderable American Beauties was
making a dash without them. which
way should I look? How / did wish
could be cross-eyed so could see
over my shoulderl But such happi-
ness comes to few (shakspere).
II enjoy headache from too many
bright faces" renig Nogi. Let us
so over to Training Quarters &
watch Hon. Angel Firpo knock out
some eyes"
From where are standing I can
get my eyes knocked outstoo plenty"
corrode. 4s
''Soot yourself" he narrate while
walking of In a high dungeon.