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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-05-09
iBs LA PR1N1EEA NoT7cIA!

rs LA PHANlhISA NoAACAA!
Al salir de la ofcina de los senores
mencionados nos hallalnos cen Ell lider
socialista Representative la Camara,
Sr. Epifanio Fiz, a quien ilnpusinos de
las manifestaciones que nos hiciera ell
Lcdo. Martinez Nadal, proposito de
la fusion repubhco- -socialista. Fiz mos
tr6sa muy extranado, expresando que
81 era mayorias las que Sc necesitab ban,
10 que lie contabamos era la primera
noticia que llegaba a el sobre tan i'm
portante asunto.
Pero nosotros-dijo, en- sintesis, ac-
tuaremos de acuerdo con 10 que resuel-
van ellos-los republicanos-en su pro
xima asamblea, desde luego, las refor-
mas de cue pueda ser objeto Ia Ley
Electoral, durante la actual Legisla-
tura.
Ell sr. Fiz anunci6, tambien, que el
Partido sooialista Sc esta preparando
para celebrar una Asamblea Ell proximo
mes de Julio, es decir, un mes des-
pues de nevarse a efecto la acordada
por los republicanos.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-05-09
Ecos DEL PUERTO
DE La IsLA

1legaron aver de la isla los vapores
"Helen" "Puerto Rico. -
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-05-09

.asamblea del Partido, que Sc celebrara
durapte los dias 9 y 10 del mes en-.
trante.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-05-09
FL nueyO sub-jefe de Ia
prohibition, seflOf Pal8s
Diaz sOfcita el concur
so del DepartamentO
de Instruction

Mayo 8, 1928.
Hon. Comisionado de Educacion,
San Juan, P, R.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1923-11-16
Spadl S yySe 40 stop.

Gilbert Manniag spadl pondeli 8
leseni Mount Clare dilnach. Pa
dem ro7razil 81 lebku, pferazil ru-
ku q nohu.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1923-11-16
Berlin zastayil pIacenf Dohode.

Uplne zastaveni dodavek jakych-
koliv nahrad ohlaseno bylo polodfed-
nym tiskem nemeckym. Akce tato
zahajena byla ma zaklade. ze Yer
sailska mirova smlouya byla poruse-
ma Francouzi 5e tudiz ami Meme
cko il zachovavati nemusi tax dlou.
he, dnkud Francouzi a Belgicane
drzi Ruhr
Po 25. listopadu N6mecko nebu-
de pry dele podpory vyplaceti neza-
mestnanym Ruhru a Porynf. V
Nemecku pocina pfevladati nahled,
Re ma Francouzich Belgicanech je.
ably sc starali o tamni obyvate]stvo.
ably je twill a zjednali jim praci.
Vyjednavani mezi ruhrsk5mi in
dustrialisty a mezispojeneckou ko-
misi kontrolu dol6sa tovaren bylo
pferuseno. ponevac Nemci nepfiiali
s podmfnky re q. Vyjedn avani
trvalo 6tyfi tydny. Podmfnky ne
meckymi majiteli doln tovaren ne
pirate isou: Odvadeni Francii tolik
uhli jako urceno pro rok 1872 a
pax pravo Francie dat uvezniti ma
jitely. kdyz smlouva nehvla by dpl-
ne provadena.
Francie popira, ze podpoyuje v
Porynsku hnuti, ktere Cell ku odtr-
zeni t6chto casti Cd Nemecka. An.
glicky velvys'anec Crewe pTedIozil
Poincareovi nahled Anglie, ze bnu-
tt "a odtrzenf Sc cd N6mecka m6lo
by osudny vliv ma celou Versaislkou
smlouvu. ponevac tato zavaznou jest
pro vsechny soucasti rise nemecke.
Poincare rnysli. ze ne
V Bavorsku organisuji sc studen-
ii pcctu asi 5O,OeO ku rebelii.
Nemecky byvaly korunni prime
/ dli ma svem zamku Gels.
/ We Francii neInlie dotceni jsou
prob. Asenim naseho sekrelafe sta
tn, Hughese. ze Americe ma tom
nezalezi vratil-li sc korunni plinc
anebo ne. ponevac kazda zeme M
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1923-11-16
Hopkins v nemilosti mayorove.

Mayor Jackson rozkatil se 1te.
ry ma John Hopkins nemocnici, BE
tato nebefe vsechny il poslane ne
mocne, kdyz superintendent nemoc-
nice. DR.. Winfird H. Smith. zadal
vybor ma odhady, aby sleveny byly
castecns poplatky jez nemocnice die
m9stske sazby platiti ma "a uziti
ulic ku spojenf roztrousenych budov
nemocnice iednotnym vytapenim.
Mayor Jackson 9 MIN vybor ma cd
hady zamftli sleviti peplstk6.
D0vodem mayorovym bylo. ze John
Hopkins nemocnice neni vlastn6
"dobrotinnym" 1stavem, ponevac
nepfijima vsechny il poslane pfi-
pady. DR.. Smith poznamkou. ze
"kazdy 1stav, ktsry m6ze sc vyka-
zati (jako Johns Hopkins) ze leti
56 procent nemocnych 1plne zdar.
ma, Jest dobroeinym 1stavem." u
klonil sc rozcilujicfmu &c mayoru 3
odesel. Pc odchodu jebo chladnejsf
uvazeni vedlo k tomu, ze vybor na
odhady jest9 jednou zadost' nemoc.
nice vezme tvahu. Nemocnice ma
mestu plstiti $500 "a povoleni. .aby
smala zbudovati tunel pod Monu-
ment ulici vnli jednotnemu vyta
peni budov.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1923-11-16

pravo spravovati sc die sve v6le.
FrancouzskS tisk pise, ze navrat
Hohenzolleln1 do Nemecka zvysuie
nebezpeci valky. Francie zada An.
glii, ably tato obsadili Hamburg a
B emy a Francouzi ze obsadi
Frankfurt a etrategicke body aby
pferuseno bylo spojenf Bavorska
Pruskem. Bude-li potfebi. Fran
Gle prS volna jest obsaditi Mni.
chov a tfeba Berlin. Auglie cd
pira obsaditi Hamburg a Rremy
neehtic na .ledovati pfikladu Fran
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1923-11-16
Zlodeji odeyi hledani.

Policii zahajena byla pondali
honba We tfech m9stech 20 zlod9-
itch. .ktefi oloupili obchody od9vy,
{. 10 S. Hanover, ulice. Ma stopu
kladeze Sc pfislo. kdyz v pond6li
zffzeaci firmy prisli do prace.
Vstup do mistnosti zlod9ji 81 udelali
vypacenim zamku ma zadnich dve
fich vedleisfch kloboucnicke firn,y.
Okradene firmy umistene ma pos
chodi budovy odhadujf ztraty sve
ma $4,000
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1923-11-16
kupOval pry' hIaSy.

Edward 9. Lankford, demokra-
ticky vitez do statniho senatu re
Somerset okresu, pfimo sic9n jest,
ze do 1radu dostal sc jenom skupo-
vanim cernosskych hlas6 Byvalg
senator, John B. Robins, pronasi
obzalobu tuto. Nejmen9 pry 500
cernosskych volic0 podplaceno bylo
sumami oo SIS do SIS Well, jinde
to treba sprawl, "cikarka' popla-
cani.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1923-11-16
Starieka krajanka podlehla
zraneni.

Annie Vodicka, 80 rokii stal q, iez
DO mnoho rok1 proiavala noviny
lekaf1m oSetrovatelkam John
Hopkins nemocnice. v 1tery tezce
poranens byla elektrickou karnu pri
pfechazenf Monument U Patterson
Park avenue. Cd DOLBY, kdy pro
staff nemohls Doviny vice proda.ati,
zilaVe stredu podlehla zran6ni. v L.
stavu ''Little Sisters.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1923-11-16

Gle obsazenim Ruhru, ktere pova-
zoje "a neopravnene
ByvalS cisar z1stane pry nadale v
Holandsku Francouzska snemovna
odhlasovsla zuacnou vetsinou do
veru Poincareovi.
Otec Sc synem nsmrcenl bombou.
Obchodnik pozemky. ]. j. Barnes
a jeh dyanactiletg syn Jesse usmr-
ceni byli bombou, ktera il Cor
pus Christi. Texas. poslana byla
postou.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1923-11-16
Prodayaci lih0vin budou
zatVkani.

Policejni komisaf Gather ozna-
mil. ze policie uvezni kazdeho. kdo
dopaden bude pro pfodej lihovin
bez statni license. Dstriktni kapi-
tani pozadani byli komisafem, ahy
pfedlazili jmena Vsach osob. nichz
pclicie vi. ze 81 zabSVajl prodejem
lihovin. Seznam osob techto nebu.
de dan vladimir agent9m. Vsichni
zatceni souzen, budou pro prodej
bez stAtnf license. Gather chce sc
pfesv9dcit. jak poroty pffpady ty
.souditi tudou. Doposud osoby SOU
zens porotami byly zbayeny po vet.
Sine zaloby.
Gather oznan il. ze behem 10 me-
sicn uveznsno bylo $3.50 pro opil-
stvi. Sedm osob podlehlo otrave
zp6sobene spatnou kofalkou.
We stTedu osm prohlidek mistno.
sti, " nichz prodavany lihoviny.
provedeno bylo policii l3 osob
zatceno a 1O3 beden alkoholickych
napoj1 skonfiskovany. Nejvice
rrohlfdek provedeno bylo We W.
chodnim distriktu.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1923-11-16

DO mnoho rokn proiavala novlny
llekafnm a oSetrovatelkam John
Hopkins nemocnice. v 1tery tezce
poransna byla elektrickou karnu pfi
prechazeni Monument Patterson
Park avenue. Cd DOLBY, kdy pro
staff nemohla Doviny vice prodasaii,
zilaVe stredu podlehla zran6ni. L.
stavu ''Little Sisters.
Zachranena pred nasilnikem.
Devet rok1 stara Louise Charvat,
*. l2o N. Glover ulice. znama W.
chodni casti mesta jako prodavacka
novin. zschran6na byla z moci
surovce pondeIi casne rano na
rohu Fayette a Luzerne ulic. Muz
Charles Tross. 49 rokn stary &C..
ION. Streeper ulice, chycen byl
sbehnuvsimi Sc lidmi pfivolsnymi
v5kriky d6cka a pomoci jich uvez-
men.
Kazdeho rana matka divky. Kate
rina Charvat. pGl seste koupi mo
why, je3 jeji ditkc pax rozproda
ma ulici. v pnnd6lf rano desti
hledala dfvka ochrany pred destem.
kdyz k nj Tross se2priblizil. pocal il
pfemlouvati a pax sc il uchc oil.
Ma severovychodni policejn1 stanici
odsouzen byl ku pokut6 $26.45.
Agenti Stfezeni policii pri pro-
hlidce.
Chraneni kordonem policist1 pred
davem asi 1000 muzd zen, pet
prohibicnich agentn dtery skopfis
kovalo veliky domaci lihovar <.
204 N. Greene ulice. Skonfiskova-
no bylo ma tfech poschodlch domu
lfhovin materialu Gene asi $2C.-
600.
Kradez kofalky vinopalny
Gwynnbrook u Pikesville. odkud1
ukradeno teto Gene asi $3.50. 600.
vedla ku zatceni dvou zlodaj1:
James w. Crowforda a Waltera
Marino. Vsechna ukradena koral-
ka byla palezeaa. Zlodeji uvezne-
nj v Towson. Zlodeji dopadeni by
Ii odvazejice kofalku 20 Hillen road
Trucky byly tax obtizeny study
kofalky, ze jen zvolna brati Sc mo-
bly, ku pFedu. V dobe kradeze v
noci na 1tery strazci byli svazani
a telefonni draty pferezany. Trucky
hyly dopsdeny v blizkosti Towson.
Jeden fidicd prchl.
DR.. Latane odSuzuje neprately
ligy narodI.
DR.. John H. Latane, dekan John
Hopkins university, nadseny pfitel
ligy narod1. reci sve. kterou mel
v nedeli We schnzi nestranneho
sdruzeni, ostfe odsoudil opravdn-
vost' senat1 a vsech jinych stojicfch
proti 1castenstvi Spojenych Stat1
lie narod1. Latane vytykal, ze
senatoTi .kteri aby zamezili 1eassen-
stvi nasemn lize odvolavali se ma
vyrok presidenta Washingtona varu-
jiciho proti vsem zapletkam evro-
pskymi narody. neuvadi celou pa.
metihcdnou FEC presidentovu. ale
jenom Cast ieji. ktera, se jim hodi.
Sch1ze. niz DR.. Latane fecnil, ko-
mana byla divadle New Lyceum
"a pfedsednictvi Ora. Williama w
Welche. DR.. Latane dale tvrdil,
ze vlada Spojenych Statd je vlastns
jednou nejstarsich. Zatim CO jim.
de vlady stTidaly Sc jedna "a dru-
hou. .vlada Spojenych Stat6 jest sta.
lie touze. Professor neseff. ze dca-
stenstvi nase We sv9tovem soudu
bez 1castenstvi lie narodn by
m9lo n6jaky tax veliky yyznam.
Vedle DR.. Latane mluvil senator
Bruce. DR.. Welch lituie, ze ''nase
mfsto lie parodn neni obsazeno. )"
GaSolfn pry Spadne ma 16 cent?.
ze gasolfn snfzen bude. snad Of
ma l6 cent6 "a gallon blfzke bu-
doucnosti. jest predpovedf president
ia Americke petrolejove spolecnosti
Louise Bluasteina. Nyni gasolin
stoif l9 cent? gallon citaie v to \
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1923-11-16
Pri Yyhybani Sc kafe poranen
autOmObiIem.

John j. Broening. strSc b5valeho
mayora Broeninga. zasazen byl q.
ter5 truckem ma rohu Fayette a
Guilford ulic, kdyz vyhybala Sc ele-
ktricke kafe.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1923-11-16
Honba "a dfady.

Sotva kouf z poslednfch governor
sk5ch voleb Sc rozptylil, nastsla hon.
ba "a dfady vsemi temi, kteff zVo-
lenym pfjpominaji. be iejich hlasy
dostali sc do 1Tad6. Governor ma
nekolik tucnSch mist k zadani.
Nejvatsi starosti p6sobiti mu budou
mista policejnich soudc1, ktera bu-
doucfm rokem uprazdnena budou.
T9zko bude se zachovati obema
etranam.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1923-11-16
Sto 0SmdeSat diva Zaplatilf
p0knty.

Ma JIM policejni stanici zaplatilo
1872 hfisnfk0 po So 45 pokuty pro
neporadne cbovanf sc We Phoenix
Club, ( 6O8 S. Hanover ulice Klu-
bovnf mistnost prepadena byla v
nedeli policii, jez zatkla pfftomne
hosty holduifci hfe trunku k
v1li zmene male rvacce. Go se
t5ce opojnych napojn, "a tyto zod-
pow pred vladimir soudcem 1Tednf-
ci klubu.
v klubu slavena byla osudnou
nedeli tax 7vana ustricova vecere.
Zatceni odso azeni byli petit minu-
tach, skolektovani pokut vyzadalo 81
2 hodiny.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1923-11-16
Dye ste 0Sob v meSici
yySetrovanO.

Vladni soud .vysetfoval fijnu
tohoto roku l79 pTipad1, nichz
zapleteno bylo 200 pfestupnik6. z
pfipad1 las bylo pro rfestoupsnl
Volsteadova vynucovaciho zakona
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1923-10-03

as political agent in Sumatra. With
this ended the dull period Of his trav-
els.
In those days there were ships
manned by Portuguese rogues, very
good In port. but unpleasant to meet
with ut sea. They were armed with
cannon, pots of wild fire, unslaked lime
to be flung In the Chinese manner.
stones, javeiins, arrows, half-pikes.
axes and graphing irons, all used to
collect toll from Chinese. Malay. or
even Arab merchants. Pinto found
that this life suited him.
Antonio de Faria, Pinto's captain,
had vowed to wipe out kwaja Russian,
a Moslem corsair from Gujerat 10
western India. In search of Russian
he had many adventures in the China
seas, capturing pirate crews, dashing
out their brains, and collecting amber,
gold and pearls. OFF Hainan he so
frightened the local buccaneers that
they proclaimed him their king and ar
ranged to pay him tribute.
Luckily for them, Faria's slip was
cast away upon a desert island. The
| crew found a deer which had been left
by a tip"- half eaten; their shouts
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1923-10-03
PATIENTS AIDED BY Rt0l0
Helped 20 Forget Their shaFtv~d
Nerves and Takes the flsct
of Sedatives.

Combating the drug habit was nSs
among the uses TO which II was be-
lieved that the radio could be put.
even by its most optimistic promoters
Yet II has been discovered that pa
TENTS in hospitals equipped with radio
sets which can pass along afternoon
and evening concert programs, are
helped to forget their sufferings and
are less in need of narcotics to quiet
their shattered nerves. The radio
goes far toward carrying into the
wards the gayety and cheer that nave
been hitherto only for the healthy
world outside. Inasmuch as ali doc
tors agree that many drug addicts ac-
quire the addiction during GONZALES
cence in hospitals, this achievement
becomes one of the most important
that has thus far been set down to the
credit of the radio. The radio may
remain a toy or a jest for the healthy
and cynical. It has already estab-
lished itself as a h~eaven-sent blessing
for shut-ins.-New York Tribune.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1923-10-03

would scare the gulls as they few
overhead, so that the birds dropped
such fish as they had captured and
then, by good luck, they discovered a
Chinese junk whose people, going
ashore, had left her in charge Of an old
man and a child. Amid the clamors of
the Chinese owners, Faria made off
with this junk. He was soon at the
head of a new expedition in quest OF
that wicked pirate, Kwaja Hussain.
This ambition was fulfilled, and with
holds full of plumber the %virtuous Faria
put. into Liampo. He had a royal well
come, but actually blushed when a SER
mon was preached In his honor.
Once in the Malay states. Pinto and
a friend of his, a Moslem. were asked
to dine with a bigwig. also a True Be
lever. At dinner they spoke evil
about the local rajah, who got wind of
the SANDER. Pinto watched both of
these Moslem gentlemen having their
feet sawn off, her their hands, and
finally their heads. AS for himself, he
talked about his rich relations, claim
ing Dom Pedro de Faria, a very pow
erful noble, as his uncle. He said
the factor had embezzled his uncle's
money and fully deserved his fate. "All
this" says Pinto, was extemporized
on the spur of the moment, not know
ing well what l said" The liar got off.
Pinto's career as a pirate ended in
shipwreck, capture, slavery and a jour-
ney In China, where he was put to
work on the repairing of the Great
Wall. He was at a city called Quinsay
in 1914 when Allan Khan. king of the
Tumeds-a Mongolian horde-swept
dowa out of the deserts.
The Mongols sacked Quinsay. and
Pinto as q prisoner was brought be-
fore Allan Khan, who was b~esieging
Picking. When the siege was raised he
accompanied the Mongol army on its
retreat into the heart of Asia. In time
he found favor with his masters and
was allowed TO accompany an embassy
TO Cochin China. On this journey he
saw some cannon with ircn brooches
and wooden muzzles, made. he was
told, by certain Almains (Germans)
who came out of Muscovy (Russia),
and had been banished by the king of
Denmark. Then comes Pinto's account
of Tibet, of Lhasa, and the Grand La
ma, and so TO Cochin China, and the
sea. If it is u Pinto made a very
great journey, and he claims 10 have
been afterward with Xavier in Japan.
In the end he returned to Lisbon, after
tweny-one years of adventure, in which
he was five times s~hipwrecked, and
seventeen times sold as a slave.
1t is disheartening to have so little
space for the great world of Portu-
guese adventure in the Indies, where
Camoens. one of the worlds great
poets. wrote the immortal "Lusiads."
However ferocious, these Portu-
guese adventures were loyal, brave
and strong. They opened the way of
Europe to the East Indies. they Chris
tanned and civilized Brazil. Once. AT
sea. a Portuguese lady spoke to me of
England's g-oodIlumored calling dis
dain toward her people. "Ah. you
English ~ she cried. what you are.
we were once. What We are, you will
bel"
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1923-10-03
Nothing Doing.

MacTavish was not a mean man
No, he just knew the value of money.
When he developed a sore throat he
meditated fearfully upon the expen-
diture of a doctors fee. AS an alter
native he hung about for a day and a
half outside the local DOCTORS surgery.
Finally he managed to catch the great
man.
81 say, doctor! Hoo's beezness wi
We the moor"
"Oh, feyr, feyr"
"Spose we've a deal o. prescribin' tae
dae fer colds an sair throats?"
"Ay!"
AN what dae We gin'rally gle for a
sair throat?"
"Naethin," replied the canny old doc
tor, ~ dinna' want a sair throat
New York Sun.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1923-10-03
TO HAUL AWAY MOUNTAIN
Workmen Near Bisbee, Ariz., Are
Trying a New Venture in
Copper Mining.

For some time past, it seems, work
men near Bisbee. In Arizona, have
been trying a new venture in copper
mining. Instead of following the pre-
scribed method of following u a
mountain and using shafts and tun-
nels, they dig 1t down with steam
shovels and cart 1t away. One al
form some idea of the magnitude Of
the task when he learns that it will
take more than sixteen years to COM
plete it, that during the process ap-
proximately 25,00O,0OO tons of copper
ore will be carted away. and that from
IL something like a billion pounds of
conner will be extracted.
During the five years the work has
beer carried on five million cubic
yards or more Of material have been
taken from the mountain, though that
amount does not represent pure ore.
AS fast as the material is dug ii is
hauled over a fifteen-mile railway to
smelters and mills. where it is treated.
An engineer humorously remarks
that when the huge pile is gone there
will be room for the town to grow.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1923-10-03
Wanted d Fat One.

The director went out oa the lot and
baWled for a fat actress. They sent
him a fat actress.
Hive you a fur coat?' he asked.
Yes" she replied.
"IIl rent It from you for SO a day"
said the director.
He then bawled for a fatter actress
and e through the same line of con
y%ersation with her.
"What in heck are you driving att"
demanded the general manager.
Were filming a big Alaska scene to-
morrow. Our lovely heroine will
wear three fur coats-her own, which
fits her, and two on top of that
Boston Globe.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1923-10-03
Miss Wolford Is Happy
Over Result of Trial

I'm always glad to recommend
Tanlac, for 1t certainly has done me
a world Of good declared Miss Ethel
Wolford, highly esteemed resident Of
1907 Bolton St, Baltimore, Nd.
81 suffered from Indigestion for quite
a long time. After every meal l would
have TO take something for relief, but
nothing gave any permanent results.
Nothing 1 ate agreed with me. and
after meals a lump seemed to form in
my chest and would distress me for
hours. I also suffered frequently from
severe headaches and dizzy spells and
spent many wakeful nights.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1923-10-03
#Irishman Ahead.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a
Scotchman were one day arguing as
TO which of the three countries pos
sessed the fastest trains.
Well" said the Englishman, I've
been in one of our trains. and the tele-
graph poles have been like a hedge"
1--WE seen the milestones appear like
tombstones," said the Scot.
BE jabbers," said Pat. Il was one
day in a train In my country and we
passed a field of turnips and a field Of
carrots, also a field of cabbage and
parsley. then a pond of water. and we
were going that quick I thought 1t was
soup.-Train Jokes.
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For Business Reasons.

"Smile!" commanded the photog-
rapher. you look too mournful."
But I'm going 10 use This in my
business advertising" the subject pro-
tested.
well, don't you think il would be
better for your business if you did
not look so solemn
mo" was the surprising reply.
"Who in thunder would hire a grin
ming undertaken Forbes Maya
zine.
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ANGEL Brains.

Here are some bright nswer from
school examinations:
Epidermis is what keeps your skin
on.
The days are shorter In winter be-
cause the cold contracts.
Etiquette teaches us how to be po-
lite without trying to remember TO be.
Poise is the way a Dutchman says
boys.
Gold was discovered in California
before anyone knew it was there.
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Remedy for u

The solemn man in the smoker said
a word for many Il mile. Final
ly, however. he turned TO his seat mate
and remarked: :.
There is much unrest in the world
just now, my friend much unrest"
you're right"
81 hope you are not unmindful Of
The fact that we each have a duty. We
must combat this unrest"
I'm doing my best" said the other
man.
"As to how, my friend, as to how7'
II manufacture mattresses"
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The Globe Trotter

When art becomes realistic, realism
often fails to thrill. At least. such
was the ease with the two movie-mad
fiappers. They had seen all the big
pictures of strange lands. They were
growing blase. With CONSERVATION
they suddenly realized this. What
were they going TO dof
One had a bright idea. There was
a picture showing at their favorite
theater. A jungle picture. Wild ami
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Christi asked
as = sat by the
bedside of a dy-
ing saint. The
tired eyes glowed
for moment as
the pale lips an
swered. I know
nothing else tt do
than to rest in
What He has done
for me-
How refreshing,
in these days Of
II |. darkness
and ignorance OF
the simple Cos
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mails in their native haunts. Thrills,
danger, realism
Gee" said one iapper after a reel
or two had been shown, This pic
lures no good. Why, that jungle
doesn't look like any jungle I've ever
g New York Sun.
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co,orado,s First Loo House.

The first known log house built by
white men within Colorado's bounds
was erected In 1916 for a troop of
Spanish cavalry patroling the Arkan-
sas near the site of Pueblo.
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Easily Explained.

The man who ran the elevator Of
the skyscraper was talking TO a pas
senger.
THE judge certainly did soak him."
he said. HE sentenced him TO three
years and ten days. Now I under
stand the three years all right; but
what the ten days were for I'd Ike
10 known
THAT was the war tax" said Q
quiet citizen who got aboard ct
the tenth loor."-Treat 'Em SQUARE
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Therefore all things Whatsoever We
would that men should do to you, do
you even so to them for this is the
law and the prophets.-Matt. 7:12.