Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1923-10-04
A HELUVA FIX
Dear Customers:

sorry as you are. Mebbe more so Won
VIII have to pardo$ the way this af- |
fa'r looks today. We cast help it
-Ju$.us
"A man would have his shoes shined
o1tener than he does if it wasn't for the
lact that nc can always find one OF his
wifes stockings lying around he bed
room to rub his shoes off with
| AS A PILL SEES us
Some folks on the outside
= Are ugly as sin,
But perfectly beautiful
Viewed from within.
| we heard fellow around AT the
central Filling Station say that the
writer who claims there is no logical
reason for steady increase of divorce
should study the pile of the tin cans
In the alleys
Life is just taking one darned sub
stItute after another
Statistics show that the cigarette
mas made the cigar unpopular. You
might have supposed that the cigars
unpopularity was its own fault. but
is because comparatively few men
nave the nerve to borrow a cigar
-Four year old Helen was a FREQUENT
visitor at the next door neighbours
On one of her visits she was interest |
edly watching the man of the house
shave. Doesn't your daddy shave" he |
asked. No, replied Helen he goes
to the whisker shop.
Advertising takes the bum out and |
the boom in business.
Harry says, if you're against everv-
thing, you're conservative; if you're |
Tor everything, you're progressive.
10 keep the neighbors from worrv
ing, IT has been suggested by Charlie
that the words Paid For" be painted
on the spare tires of all motor cars
not mortgaged.
something to be thankful for: the
syrup and two story biscuit cron isn't
going to be failure.
90
You can't make a good lob of paint
ing the town red with water colors
-OO-
BURST OF RAPTURE
Her eyes were like pools of clam
chowder, deep and myster;ously lovely
-,.Her nose was piquantly upturned:
like the handle of a coffee pot Her
mouth, red as freshly cooked saus-
age, had that delightful curve to it so
much admired in pretzel Her neck
was full and round, delicately moulded
as sack of flour. All! She was beau
tiful.
Pass the rsters.
correct this sentence: at isn't the
Wlte,s influence" protested the man:
l go to hear opera in any case"
90
Why make fun of the poor things
the girls wear? A salesman friend tells |
US that garment known as the
Shiek Sweater has arrived for the |
dear boys.
By the way, inquiries Eugene with |
bored air, where is this Shelby place
and what happened there2
GENTLE SARCASM
Smith is a young lawyer clever in
many respects, but forgetful. He had |
been sent to distant city to inter-
view an important client when the
head of his firm received this fele-
gram: Have forgotten name of client
Please wire at once
The reply he received ran: Clients
name, jenkins. Your name Smith"
Truth takes fewer words than back
ing a lie.
Don't weep over your troubles, walk
over them.
They say it costs too much to I've
and You can't afford to de, so what
are you going to do? A good chance
tor some one with creative brain to
figure out this?
Fools build houses and sell them
for less than the cost of construct on.
he thing woman sees in the show
window she likes best is reflection
of herself.
Fly paper should be a warn no to
all of us. Watch your step and don't
put your foot in it and you won't get
stuck