The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-05-20

To Editor ge-Herald, who has
drunk a great many Evil Spirits
since Prohibition got here.
Hon. Mr.. =
Can persons do any acts after they
are dead? If SO, what? l ask to
know. This important Question
have affiliated minds like Sir Coney
Doyle, Sir oliver Lodge and several
others in Sirs that lecture. Also
sydney Katsu, Jr., Treasure Japan
remarkabilous sispicions about
Hereafter and points beyond. He say
that a newspaper of name Scienti
flick North American have offered
100O$ prize to prove that knocking is
caused by Ghosts and not by steam
pipes. He think he has already won
this cash.
| call to his apartment where he
rooms with ghosts and enjoys great
poverty. Some of his tables and
chairs have got very sprained ankles.
l ask him what cause that injerry
he say Ghost did it by moving them
around. 1 tell him to hire a Gen.
Housekeeper who is dead, but he give
me a naked look.
Gould you lone me 21s and hope
to get 1t back?" he require.
Il might, but could y" This with
Anatolia expression.
My rent is dew" he corrode. my
landlady treats me like the Ruhr."
You ask he 20S to many" l revoke
Well" snagger Sydney despair
ly, then l will have to obtain my
money from Spirits
MANY restaurants has been raded
for that"' l holla baffably. He could
not assimilate this.
AT Calliope Hall to night Sir FIN
negan Katz, British Spirit Pheno-
mena, are lecturing, price soc. Just
folla me with 2 tickets and he will
show us how to obtain advice from
all dead bankers. Also he can make
shake hands with a Ghost and thusly
win 1000S prize. Who knows what?"
So me moved our hasty shoes to
Calliope Hall. Everybody was there
in chairs. Me & Sydney was ushed
to front seats where we could look
up and see the Lecture emerjing from
Sir Finnegan katZ.
Il am scientifick investigator"
he say so, therefore l have trained my
mind to believe anything. After Is
years continual study in Labor
tory l have reached the top Of intel
lectuality where I do not need to
prove what l say. Faith are great
force, re not? 1t are. I have never
have seen it move furniture. This
occurred in a room with the LIGHTS
out. SO there could be no pussible
chance of deception. Mrs. Hannibal
Trunk. Janus medium, lifted a 90 ID.
table TT. before the piannawire
broke. Do not this prove that Spirits
return"
If there are any doubters in our
amidst say Hon. Finnegan, II have
brought with me to night some slight
drippings of a Substance. This should
turn any mind. howeverly boiled. to
belief in a life beyond the limit Who
wish see this Evidence?"
L might, if convenient" This from
me.
Hon. Finnegan pass down to me
one slight slab of cardboard. dish
figured by wax dripped on it.
What you call that, If anything"
he require.
Candle greece l deplay. But I
know cheap way to remove same
without injerry."
Candle greece your granduncle,
he snarrel. That Substance are
called called Echoplasm. Echoplasm
are the leakage from a Ghost. That
sample which you hold in your
slightly soiled hands was scraped
off the spirit OF Hon. VIM. Shake
spere when he slipped in to see me
last Thursdy."
He could slip easily on That" l
qualify, but Hon. Spiriter look
pair of scissors at me e spoke:
I'm present alarming progress of
civilization it are fashionable to have
a Spirit Control in every house. Some
times , or 3. They are cheaper than
chauffeurs and can bragg you from