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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22
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The most pathetic reading on
earth is "Shop EARLY" sign on
the day before Christmas.
Politicians remind US of fire de-
partments. Somebody views with
alarm and away they 60.
Seattle thieves got car of apples
and so far the detectives efforts
have been fruitless.
Michigan psychologist finds mix
ers make the most money. If he
means drink mixers, yes.
New York cops wife hit him, so
he arrested her. There's an idea for
husbands. Join the force.
Thieves in Shelbyville, KY, got
| 10000 cigarets, or enough to last
a pool player two days.
Chicago boy went to dance in his
underwear. Cops got him, but pneu-
monia wanted him.
People in Seattle who have moth
ing to dance about are trying to
make dances stop carly.
The first snow in years and years
fell in Arizona and amused the coal
dealers very much.
Two houses were blown down in
Pasadena, Calf. Wasn't Hi john
son. He was in Washington.
The Chinese republic is IL years
old now and is making fairly good
marks at school.
French writer says Germany lost
the peace as we'll as the war. I'VE
say everybody lost both.
Better known candidates would be
Volstead, Chaplin, Bryan, Lloyd and
other famous humorists.
Johnny. Weismuller, champion
swimmer who has been sick is
back in the swim again.
The baseball season will open
April 26, but April FOOLS Day would
be more appropriate.
Caterpillars are so foolish. Now
they have invaded Germany. They
will starve to deatk
! Philadelphia man stole to buy
Christmas presents so will find Santa
Claus is barred.
! They jailed four poets in Moscow
proving that even the Russians
have fun at times.
A doctor leads hard life. Every
holiday he rushes around to people
who have eaten too much.
The prince Of swindlers has been
arrested in Chicago. Strange, but
he was not coal dealer.
Man making mountain out Of q
mole hole thinks others are making
p mole-hill out of his mountain.
| What would you do if you met 9
robber? Loudest takers are thu
i ones who grab for the stars.
Every winter everybody is sur
prised at the weather. RS
Il
Women are nice people, but would
be better if they didn't mistake
salads for food.
"Furs," a Christmas shopper tells
us, do not grow on FIR trees"
volstead could be elected president
quickly by the bootleggers.
Two detectives were fired in Mil
waukee, Wis. If you need some
old clews they may sell cheap.
my wife wants Z piano, but I an
getting her HONEY dishes instead"
What We ned il : coal wave.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22
THE COULTER PLAN

The moderated diversfcaton" plan OF On Coulter OF
tn state agricultural college, which is being incorporated
il il the clement OF helping individuals to help themselves
along sane Ines although smack Of the increasing de-
ans for paterna tic action by the rnent it has IN
in it to warrant the careful attention. of of Con-
gress
That the war impeded a natural development toward
diversified farming in the Northwest is selfevident, al
though compilations of state departments indicate that
greater progress has been made in this regard in the last
few years than indicated by Dr. Couers experts The
produced accelerated grain farming for the
Northwest and Canada and the consequent evil effects have
been apparent to all who have scratched the surface
a study of agrarian Tenderness.
Briefly Dr. Coulter proposes that the government shall
loan the character of Northwest farmers who de-
sire to diversity and are unable to do so because of their
heavy losses grain farming There appears to be other
agency by which such loans could be made in many
There is the possibility that through such aid sound
system of agriculture may be developed in the Northwest
Since the Northwest u.s. and will be for many years,
TALLY agraran section of the nation any to
stabilize it's chief business worthy of the careful attention
of business men and legislators.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22
A Blind Heroine

A Blind Heroine
Lincoln, Eng.-Mrs. Kate Hunt is
blind. But when she smelled burning
timbers and heard young woman's
screams, her remaining senses guild
cd her on. Rushing into blazing
residence, she found housewives
clothes in flames. She wrapped the
woman in rug, extinguished the
flames, then applied oil to her burns.
The housewife, however, was beyond
medical aid.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22
No. 1o-Scoring and Paying

Scores are computed and differ.
cnces settled after each hand.
When a player declares Nah
Jongg, he exposes the hitherto con-
cealed portion Of his hand, being
careful not toy confuse it with his
already exposed tiles. His score for
both concealed and exposed combina-
tions is then totaled, including all
doubles.
If the winning player is other than
East, he collects an amount in count
ers from two Of the players equal to
his points, and twice this amount
from East.
If the winner is East, he collects
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22
Little Feet LOndon's Latest

Little Feet LOnd0n'S Latest
London-The Chinese foot is the
London woman's latest fad. Without
that little tiptoeing walk, all the ef-
feet of the new oriental gowns would
be lost. So milady is buying her
shoes from two to three sizes small
er than she used to. But she isn't
kicking about cramped feet. She is
using reducing preparations. And
the feathers are so supple, she COM
tends there's very little discomfort
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22

Certainly Appropriate q
MANDY-What's yo' all going TO
call your new baby?
RASTUS-Weathers
MANDY - Weatherstrip? How
come?
RASTUS-He done KEEP me outa
the draft.-Harvard Lampoon. 4
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22
EDITORIAL REVIEW

Comments reproduced In this
the opinion of The Tribune. They
are p3.sented here in order that
our readers may have both sides
Of important issues which are
being discussed in the press Of
the day.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22
THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS
(By FLORENCE Borner.)

(By FLORENCE Borner)
Glad Christmas time has come again,
10 greet uS with the closing year,
Sound: peace on earth good will TO mel
Let voices ring with hearty cheer;
Then, let us stand in happy m0od,
Around the Yule-log's sparkling blaze,
And feeling that all things are good,
Sing out the songs of other days.
The lover clasps his sweetheart's hand.
While future scenes before him rise,
The magic Of q fairy's wand,
Has filled him with a glad surprise;
He sees himself gO0dly squire.
While children play around his knee
Entranced he sits before the fire,
Enwrapped in Loves sweet mystery
The traveller on his Iaomeward way,
With packages is laden down,
Tomorrow will he Christmas Day,
And little children wait at hme,
For roly-p0ly old Saint Nick.
To come from out the land of Snow,
Then Chamber down the chimney, thick
And I'LL each sock from top to toe.
The dog knows something's in. the air,
Though he can't spell, Or read a book.
He feels that he will get his SHARE
And wags his tail, with hungry look;
How good the chillren all appear,
Right Willingly they do the chores,
without q drown, sign or tear,
Them hurry in from out of doors
These pictures, humble though they be,
The spirit show Of Christmastide,
The toy ihedecked and lighted tree,
The carols sounding far and wide;
Let tun and nnirth peryade the air,
And all the Joy bells sweetly ring,
I TIL people come from everywehre,
.s.4 40 sound the birthday Of our King.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22

The thinnest thread visible to tho
human eye is so small that it would
take bundle of thousand Of them
to equal the diameter Of a woman's
hair. These threads are made from
melted quartz.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22
A Modern Giant

A Modern Giant
London-Private Burn, one of the
latest recruits in the London Scot.
fish Regiment, SIRE is some tall boy.
He stands 6 feet 8 inches. His faith.
CIR, Sir Archibald Burn, is member
Of Parliament.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22
AMERICANS EAT TOO LITTLE

After being told many times we'd begun to believe it.
that all eat too much, along Kammerer, the
Viennese scientist and makes this observation while visiting
New York City:
Examined the American at his meals. This specimen
eats far too tte myself do not believe in gorging But
during the worst starvation periods during war the
average European ate than the average New Yorker
We Americans call ourselves lot of false names.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22

Cutting Down Expenses
what has become OF that bad
curve just outside Of Plunkville?
"The town did away with it,"
"A good idea."
eyes, it was, cheaper to do it than
to build hospital.-Louisville Cour-
ier-Journey.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22
A Thought

l will give YOU mouth and wis
dom, which all your adversaries shall
not be able to gainsay nor resist
Luke 2l:15.
Teach man to read and write,
and you have put, into his hands the
great keys of the wisdom box,-Hux-
ley.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22
They'd Queer Hin,

They'd Queer Him
LAWYER-Wcll, what shall we
ask for--trial by judge or jury
CLIENT-Take the judge, Doc.
I've done plumbing for nearly every
body in this tOwn.-SelecteH
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22
MORBID GREED

Egyptian government, it's rumored, will put King Tuts
mummy exhibition in glass cage. While this is the
visiting the local morgue it'll attract tourists and
bring foreign money into Egypt where it's badly needed
impoverished condition Of his once mighty empire.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22

When Silence Was Golden
WELL-MEANING STRANGER -
Perhaps I can help you. There are
one or two things can tell you
about your make of car.~
MOTORIST-Well, keep them to
yourself, there are ladies present.
Bystander (London).
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22
One That's Banned

One That's Banned
Current Old Guard fashion hints
for the presidential ring put the
taboo on the Hi hat.-Norfolk Vir-
ginian- Pilot.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22
BUILDING

BUILDING Il
This years building construction represents out
lay Of Ave billion dollars totaling the whole country.
That's fourth than year Does it represent
al actua increase in building largely price advance?
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22

Two detectives were fired in Mil
waukee, Wis. If you need some
old clews they may, sell cheap.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22

after you've worn pair little
while.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22

my wife wants Z piano, but am
getting her home dishes instead"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22

Volstead could be elected president
quickly by the bootleggers. :
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22

"Furs," q Christmas shopper tells
US, do not grow on FIR trees"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22

What We ned i : coal wave.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22

Women are nice people, but would
be better if they didn't mistake
salads for food.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22

What would you do if you met q
robber? Loudest takers are tho
ones who grab for the stars.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22

Every winter everybody is sur
prised at the weather.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-22

Man making a mountain out of q
mole hole thinks others are making
p mole-hill out Of his mountain.
The border vidette., 1923-10-13
PUBLIC SALES

We have purchased 122, 900
pair u. S. Army Munson last
shoes, sizes 81 to II which was
the entire surplus stock of one
of the largest U. S. Government
shoe contractors.
This shoe is guaranteed one
hundred percent solid leather,
color dark tan, bellows tongue,
dirt and waterproof. The actual
value of this shoe is 800.
Owing to this tremendous buy
we can offer same to the public
at $2.95.
Send correct size. Pay post.
man on delivery or send money
order. If shoes are not as re
presented we will cheerfully re
fund your money promptly upon
request.
NATIONAL BAY STATE SHOE
COMPANY,
296 Broadway,
New York, N. Y.
The border vidette., 1923-10-13
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE.

In the Superior Court, Of the
county of Santa Cruz, State Of
Arizona.
In the matter OF the estate of
Dolores N. de Espinosa, deceased.
1t appearing to the court that
Emory D. Miller as administrator
of the estate of Dolores N. de Es-
pinosa, deceased, has filed his petit
tiop herein praying for an order Of
sale of The real estate of said de-
cedent herein. after particularly de-
scribed, for the purposes therein
set forth;
1t Is Therefore Ordered that all
persons interested in the estate Of
said deceased appear before the
said superior court on Monday, the
18th day of November, 1923, at 10
o'clock a. M, of said day, at the
court room of said court at the
court house in said county of Santa
Cruz, State of Arizona, TO show
cause why an order should not be
granted to the said administrator
to sell so much of the real estate Of
the said deceased, as shall be ne
cessary; and that a copy OF this
order be published for four suc-
cessive weeks in THE BORDER VI
DETTE, q newspaper printed and
published in said Santa Cruz coun.
ty. The real estate hearinbefore
referred to is particularly descrlb.
ed as follows:
Being in the city of Nogales,
Santa Cruz county, Arizona. and
bounded and described as follows:
Having a frontage on the northern
side of Elm street of 77.35 feet and
extending back northerlv 2l0 feet
more or less, and bounded on the
western side line by the eastern
line of lot No. "a, in block No. / 4,
and on the eastern eide by the
western line of lot No. 80, in block
No. l, protracted without variation
to the northern line of lot No. 30,
in block No. /, as the same are de-
lineated on the map OF said town
of Nogales, made by William Brad
ford and which map is OF record in
the office of the County Recorder
of said Santa Cruz county, Ari-
zona, and said tract of land being
all OF lot No. 33, and part OF lot
No. 30, in block No. I, according
to said map.
Dated October 18th, 1923.
M. MARSTELLER,
10 13 4t Judge.
The border vidette., 1923-10-13
SUMMONS.
In the Superior Court OF Santa Cruz
Oountv State of riZOnR

LII ID0 0upOFIOF OOuIJ VI oouto StuA
County, State of Arizona.
Edith LeQacra McL8ws, Plaintiff,
vs. Uldrick 81. McLaws, Jr., Defend
ant
Action brought in the Superior Court
OF Santa Cruz County, State OF Arl-
zona, and the complaint filed in the said
County of Santa Cruz in the Office Of
the Clerk of said Superior Court.
In the name OF the State OF Arizona
to Ulerick H. McLaws, Jr, Defend
ant, Greeting:
You are hereby Summoned and re-
quired to appear in an action brought
against You by the above. e.named plain
tiff in the Superior Court of S0nta Cruz
County, State of Arizona, and answer
the complaint therein filed with the
clerk OF this said court. at Nogales, in
! said county, within twenty days after
the service upon you of this summons.
| IL ser, ed in this said county. or in all
other cases within thirty days there.
after, the times above mentioned being
exclusive Of the day Of service, or judg-
ment by default will be taken against
you.
Given under my hand and seal OF the
Superior Court of Santa Cruz County,
i State of Arizona, this 3lst day of Au.
gust, 1928.
| (Seai) ROBT. E. LEE,
Clerk of the said Superior Court.
l9l5t
The border vidette., 1923-10-13
NOTICE or SALE OF REAL. PROPERTY

In the Superior Court of Santa
Cruz County, State of Arizona.
Nogales Building & Loan AS.
sociation,a "a corporation, plaintiff,
vs.. Amelia G. de Gamez, indivi-
dually and as Administrative of
the estate of Leonardo Gamez,
deceased, defendant.
Under and by virtue of an ex.
ecution issued out Of the Supe.
rior Court of Santa Cruz county,
State of Arizona, in an action
wherein The Nogales Building
& Loan Association, a corpora
tion, was plaintiff, Amelia G. de
Gamez, individually and as ad.
ministratrix of the estate of Le-
onardo Gamez, deceased, defend
ant, upon judgment rendered
on the 9Th day of October, 1923,
in favor of said plaintiff and
against said defendant, for the
sum of Thirteen Thousand Eight
Hundred Twenty-Seven and
o. Zoo Dollars ($l3, ,827.02), cur
rent lawful money of the United
States of America, with attorneys
fees and interest and costs, I
have this day levied upon all the
right, title. claim and interest of
said defendant in and to the
following described property, to-
wit:
Being in the town, (now City,,
of Nogales in said County and
State, and being lots numbered
fourteen, (14), fifteen, (l5), six.
teen, (16). and seventeen, (17),
in block A as delineated on the
plat of the Mountain View Sub.
division of part of lot numbered
five, (5), in block numbered six
teen, (16). of the said town of
Nogales, Arizona, according to
the Bradford map thereof as said
Mountain View Subdivision was
surveyed by A. S. Noon, August
1st, 1915, the map whereof is
filed in the Office Of the County
Recorder of said Santa Cruz
county, State of Arizona.
Notice is hereby given that I
will, on the Goth day of October,
1923, at 100 O'clock a. M, of
said day,at the court house door.
Nogales, Santa Cruz county,
State of Arizona. sell at public
auction, for current lawful money
of the United States of America,
all the right, title, claim and in.
terest of said defendant in and
to the above described property,
or as much thereof as may be
necessary to satisfy said judg.
ment, with interest and costs, with
accruing costs, to the highest
bidder, for cash.
Dated this 9th day of October,
A. D., 1923. - -
Fl. J. BROWN,
By Sheriff.
II. j. PATTERSON,
1O-13-3t. Deputy Sheriff.
The border vidette., 1923-10-13

w. J. Casey of Durango, Mex
leo, is a recent arrival in the city
from the south en- route to the
West Coast of Mexico.
Bracey Curtis, president of
The First National Bank of No.
gales, has returned from an ex
tended visit at his old home in
New Bedford, Mass.
Gene Sykes, of the Arizona
ranch, the property of J. E.
Wise, his uncle, has returned to
the ranch after spending several
days in Nogales on business.
Ed Claytor, who recently sold
his herd Of Hereford cattle to
J. G. McCarty, of Alamos, So
nora, has gone to Ell Paso, to
purchase mules for railroad work
in Mexico.
Mr.. aud Mrs. Charley North
craft, of Patagonia, motored
down to the county seat Wednes
day. Mr.. Northcraft is manager
of the Sonoita Land Grant near
Patagonia.
Mrs. VIM. Martin of Lakeside,
Oregon, who has been visiting
with her mother in this city re.
Gently returned to her home,
after having spent several weeks
in this city.
J. NJ. Hiser, west coast of
Mexico representative of Gun.
nigham, Curtis & Dunnigan of
San Francisco, is recovering
from his recent illness at his
home in this city.
F. E. Sullivan, local manager
CT the Standard Oil Company,
motored to Patagonia recently
on company business. The oil
company has installed a service
station at Patagonia.
Jack Hoy, Jr., will depart in a
few days for Washington, D. c.,
where ne goes to accept a posi-
ton with the government. Jack
is the eldest son of Mr.. and Mrs.
John Hoy of this city.
Harry Lawton, general freight
and passenger agent of the
Southern Pacific of Mexico, with
headquarters at Guaymas, spent
several days in the city this
week on company business.
Word has been received of the
death in Paris, France, a week
ago last Sunday. of Leon Hor.
villeur, former we'll known busl-
ness man of Nogales, Sonora.
Deceased was we'll known in
southern Arizona.
The funeral of the late George
G.. Everett, of Washington Camp,
who died Thursday night at the
ST. Joseph hospital, was held
this forenoon from the Epicopal
church, interment being in the
Nogales cemetery.
Cliff Whiles, local tennis play.
er, is in Douglas attending the
annual Border States Tourna
ment, in which players from
Arizona, New Mexico, Califor.
MIA, Texas, Chihuahua and So
nora will participate.
Robert Burns, manager of the
J.C. Penney Store at Nogales,
has returned from Salt Lake
City, where he attended the
semi annual convention of local
managers of that great mercan-
tile system of stores.
President l.. w. Mix of the
Nogales Oil & Gas Company. an
nounces that drilling at the El
gin we'll will be resumed in the
near future under the personal
supervision of E. r. Cady, vet.
eran driller of California.
Fl. H. Mcneil, Representative
of F. H. Keddington Co., Tucson
printers, spent Sunday in the
city, from Tucson. Homer Nc
Neil is one of the best printers
in the state, where he has made
his home for more than forty
years.
George Cortner, from the great
Santa Cruz ranch near Hermo.
sillo, in which be is financially
interested, arrived from the south
yesterday, and this morning de
parted for bis home in Hanford,
Calf, making the long cross.
country trip by automobile.
Fred Afford, who for many
uoarc hao hnon custodian of tho