Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1923-01-25

EGOTISM
A kind OF see-sickness induced by
looking at things too much through
ones Is, and which often causes the
victim to throw up his job.
1t is fortunate for humanity in gem
eral that advice is not needed.
No matter what opinion people may
have of street car company the ma
jorlty stand up for them every night.
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1t used to be women were the only
runabouts we had. Now we have the
auto kind also
Jim Turner says if what you did yes
terday still looks big to you, you,
you haven't done much today.
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There is always something If you
are riding on train just about when
you get to place where you think
you are going, you see something in
terest1ng, You pass a string of box cars
a mile long. If it is an open air meet
ing, about the time you think the
speaker is going to say something a
tool passes with the cut out open. We
insist, there is always something.
Inc bungalow type of architecture
Is now quite prominent among states
men. A bungalow is a house without
an attic.
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There was one test which the patti
ence of Job was never subjected He
didn't have to teach his wife to run
his automobile.
Have you often wondered what has
become of the ragged boys who used
to otter to carry your grip up from the
station for a nickle?
Can l be of any assistance? asked
the sympathetic motorist of a man who
was looking unutterable thoughts at
disabled car.
How is your vocabulary?
I'm minister, sir.
Drive on!
Sam Hill says the clinging- vine
type sometimes turns out to be poison
ivy.
The optimist hopes to inherit a mil.
lion; the pessimist starts a savings &C.
count.
Ii the crusade to prevent the TIPPING
of hats during cold weather succeeds
it will be the first anti-tipping cam
paign that ever did.
| CARFARE
For hours they had been togethel
IN her parlor. The moon cast its ten
der CLEAN thru the window on thu
young couple who sat strangely fal
apart. He sighed, she sighed, finally
l. wish l had money, dear, he said
I'd travel.
Impulsively, she slipped her hanc
into his, then rising swiftly, she spec
out of the room. Aghast, he looked a
his hand In his palm lay a nickel.
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| The leading bone of contention i
the jaw bone. The next is the trombon,
The Photographer with one wife who
critlclzes doubtless wonders how Sol
ONION managed his writing.
Rev. Shannonhouse says it is hare
to tell what and when the world il
coming to.
No wonder the brides mother weeps
She, better than any other knows wha
is going to happen to the groom.
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Junius who bought an expensive au
tomobile last week, was Dragging t.
some of his friends about the wonder
full purr in the motor He lifted I'D tn,
hood and found the Office Cat under
meath it.
Elmer says borrowing money from
friends makes them lose interest.
Speaking of rare coins, they'er tn,
only kind we have after Christmas
The trouble with some people i
they think its yellaphone, exclaimed
Percy.
HOW TIMES HAVE, CHANGED
(By Amos Tash)
| can remember when a lit had
lots OF kick to it; when you could taxi
and old, thin dime and go and have A.;
fancy time. | can remember when two
bits would knock a be1l-hop into fits
and when you could produce a hal
and even make a barber laugh.
| can remember when a plum
J would purchase for you quite bunl