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Southwest Washington labor press. [volume] (Hoquiam, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1923-05-11
U. 5. RIahts upheId oyer SAFE ownsrs

U. S. Rights Upheld over Ship Owners.
Washington, d. c. = The United
States can compel masters Of arriving
vessels to submit manifests showing
all articles aboard, including those
whose importation is prohibited, the
supreme court held in case brought
by the government from the state of
Washington against Wesley L. Sischo.
Southwest Washington labor press. [volume] (Hoquiam, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1923-05-11

seattle Metal Trades Workers Strike.
Seattle, Wash.-Between $500 and
5000 metal trades workers went on
strike here when employers refused
q demand for a flat increase of 10
cents an hour
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Moscow Gets Hughes eeatameaA.
Moscow.-The statsmeat A4da By
the American secretary az state.
Charles 3. Hughes, several days ago
in Washington that recOeritiOn OF the
soviet government woeId' not
become a fact until the soviet govern
ment abandoned It's present policies.
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PatrOnise Labor Press advertisers
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1923-11-15

tato crop slightly exceeds. in quantity,
that of any other starch food. the high
records OF world outturn having been
potatoes. in 1912. 5.sy2.ooo0 900 bushels
corn, In 1912. $1,000. 600: and wheat
I'm 1915, 4.19s.0oo. 600 bushels.
Our own production OF potatoes II al.
most exclusively for home consumption
We export few million bushels, but
only a small percentage of the entire
crop, and our imports are also compara.
lively small. The exports In 1910. the
high record year, were about 4 million
bushels, and the imports I'm 1920 abous
U millions. The exports go chiefly 10
Cuba and smaller quantities 60 Canada
and Mexico, and the imports are chief
ly from Canada. Potatoes, as a rule
do not enter largely into internationNl
trade; they are chiefly consumed In the
country of production.
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HENRIETTA NEWS

4sSHhssf&ssxsis.. -. as.12-sx1cscsdal hAAx1.1x
Mr.. Roy Wease, of Adena. Ohio, who
has been visiting I'm our community re
turned TO his home Sunday. He was
accompanied by his daughter Miss Otta
who has been staying at the home OF
Camden Bell.
Born TO Mr.. and Mrs. Scott Stewar,
on last Tuesday a big girl. The young
lady has been christened Doris Gene
Ivive.
&. X. Johnson, team rusher. for the
Hope Natural Gas Company, spent sun
day with home folks.
George Whipkey of Grantsville, was
seen in our burg one day last week.
There was u pie social at the school
house last Thursday night. Everyone
reports good time.
Mr.. and Mrs. Is. Ii. Ayers and Mt
Brooke SINNERS, of Nobe, and Miss
Gretta Stalnaker, of Grantsville, were
visiting G. Il. Johnson's, Sunday.
Miss Euthal Gamer spent Sunday
with Miss Georgia Riddle, of Fairview
Casper Dye and Troea Morrison, OF
Freed attended the pie social here
Thursday night.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. ]. s. Owens on
Saturday a boy baby.
Harrison and Robert Osbourne and
Master Carol OsbOurne were visiting al
Everett Burnes' Sunday.
Mrs. Russell Right, of Richie is Wis
iting her sister-in-law, Mrs. Alvin Gain
er.
Mr.. Paul Riddle was seen In our burg
Sunday evening.
Willie Stallman received very pain
full injury while working on the Scott
well last week. He is somewhat i'm
proved at this writing.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. NJ Bell spent few
days with Mr.. and Mrs. E. n. Wilson
last week.
Mrs. Robert Osbourne and family
were visiting her sister Mrs. S. NJ Plant
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ira Stump, OF Grants
vile, were visiting Mrs. Camden Bell
Saturday.
Singing is still going on at the school
house, with Mr.. 8. A. Mccartney as
teacher everyone is invited to come.
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CHARLESTON CORPORATION
FOR CALHOUN COUNTY

Captain II. J. Simmons recently SOLE
his oil aad gas holdings In Calhou
county TO The Lucid OIL and Gas con.
pany. OF Charleston. 1T f. said The con
sldcratiOn was Ia tue nclghJorhOod O.
S3OWO cash. mad M Simmons re;aiu,,
onc-hllf OF Tie stock ll the compan.
which Is captilized ct $4,000.
Mr.. -. J. Morrison, prominent bus.
ness man Of Charleston and Spencer, IL,
president Of the company; II. J. SIN
mons, vice president Mr.. John WOOD
rum. Of Charleston, scc.ciary-trcasurcr.
SIR. Chas T.. Krcys engineer and geol-
.Ogist, IS general manager. Mr.. Krcp'
was with the State Gcogological depart.
mCnt for many years. being first assist.
ant 20 rrOt 1. G. White Mr. John
Lang. ore II the leading bakers and
coal dealers Of the state Is director
and business adviser.
The new company Is starting n well
on the Howard -. amb farm nj Doug.
las. THIS we'll should he completed By
the 18th Of next month. This concern
Will build a rig on the l.. r. Warner
farm OIL the waters OF Walnut and will
also drill the s. 4. Weekly farm at Nj
cut. waters Of left Hand fork OF West
Fork. this winter
The company has around 300 acre.
and viii IL busy all winter drilling and
looking after this property.
Attorney J. NJ Harper. OF the firm Of
Harper Rud Eaker, OF Spencer, repre-.
sented Captain Simmons ia the legal nc
gotiatIons at Charleston recently when
the deal was clOsed-Spencer Times
Record.
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NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS
Sealed proposals will be received by
the State Road Commission OF West

b'OIO0o . "AiA OC TtctiNeI Dy
the State Road Commission OF West
virginia AT is clices II Charleston. W.
Va, anti teI O'Clock 4. VI. on tic nth
lay of Hc,, mAor. i933. AID o,caed aDt.
cad ;nmc'iia ely tlerea Fter. az the
IA IN ha County Court House. Charles.
on. W. Va. for the ca ST .uc.ion OF Tho
iol.owirg section OF state read.
Project 31GJ Calhoun County /
mile of Main Street Of G-antsvillc. for
grading and draining. Certified check
$4,000.
Proposals will he received only uoon
tate Standard Forms Ia accordance
With pla"s, spcci1 ,ations ard est;ma 20
IT quantities therefor. which standard
sorms, Pans, specifications and es!i
'ui &c OF quantities may he Cbtalncd
rem the Division Engirccr at Parkers
''urg. w. Va. or from the Office of The
state Road Commission nj Charleston.
W. Va.
Zach proposal must be accompanied
~ certified check In the amount above
specified.
The right Is reserved to reject any
and all proposals
TIE STATE ROAD COMMISSIONS
cor WEST VIRGINIA.
d. Is. Carshadon, Secretary.
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SHOCKING INDICTMENTS
IN TEAPOT DOME

Washington, u. c., Nov-The inves
legations conducted by two Senate sub
committees into the conduct of the Vet
Grams Bureau under Col. Charles II
Forbes and the secret leases of the Gov
crnment's oil reserves in California and
In Teapot Dome, Wyo., have, In some
instances, revealed conditions more
startling even than were suspected OF
charged. It Is not necessary now to
rehearse the evidence so far taken
which has had the widest publicity in
the American press, and which consti-
tutes a shocking Indictments OF the
Harding Coolidge administration. The
testimony against Col. Forbes, former
Director OF the Veterans Bureau, has
been of the most damaging character
given against 4 public official In many
years, while the oil reserves secret lease
confirms practically everything that has
been charged.
Although former Secretary Of the In.
trior Fall. who made the secret lease
and Harry =. Sinclair of the Mammoth
Oil Company, subsidiary of the Stand
ard Oil Company, the beneficiary, were
given the opportunity to testify. neither
was able TO give any satisfactory cX-
PLANTATION of why these oil reserves. n
factor i'm the Roosevelt policy conserva-
tion, and protected against would-bc OK
pioiters during the Wilson administra.
tion. were turned over to private inter
ests for exploitation.
The testimony also revealed that
Theodore Roosevelt, Jr, the present
assistant Secretary OF the Navy, had at
ono time been a director of the Consol,
idated Sinclair Company, and that his
brother Is now yice-president Of one of
the Sinclair subsidiary companies.
The sum and substance of the oil in
vestjgation Is that prior to the Harding
Coolidge administration the Govern
mcnt CAD three large naval oil reserves,
two in California and one in Wyoming.
for tic use of the oil-burning navy in
great emergencies, and that all three Of
these have now passed into the hands
of private interests, and the only at
tempted explanation Inns been that they
would be depleted by drainage, an ex-
PLANTATION which rests upon theory rath-
er x4sh fHot.
1t has also been made clear that these
oil reserves were disposed of without
consulting officers of the navy, and
against their opposition.
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WHAT SENIOR NEELY READS

There was story cXtant during The
life OF TheadOre Rooscye.t that once
while passing through Chicago, lie stop.
ped at book stall aud bought IA books
TO read on the way to New York on the
r"entieth entury Limited, an Is hour
ride
AS an amn!vorous reader United
States Ser a.or 81. VI. Nicely is probably
ciosc second 10 Roosevelt.
Early Sunday morning Senator Nicely
passed through Clarksburg on his way
to Fairmont arriving on Train No. 2 or,
me Il. and o. and leaving OH tie 1885
thterurban. As he took his scat ia the
trolley car, the senator opened his tTay-
cling bag, extracted therefrOm a boo,
and settled himself to read during the
hour and halfs ride,
Eeeing number Of other books with.
In easy reach, fellow passengers curi.
Osiiy as TO what United States se 1ator
would tote a,Ong TO read while Journey.
Ing TO and from horse race got the I'M.
per hald, and Senator Nicely was will.
lag TO oblige.
NiN vas NOluLle OF speeches bg
Abraham Lincoln, Proverbs OF Arnbia
a volume OF great English poets. among
them Grcy's Elegy, Cotter's Saturday
Night Deserted Village and number
Of short poems well-thumbed COPY OF
the New Testament and another hoo.
that had the appearance OF having beer
COINED more sCdulously than all thc rest
put together. This was handboo,, on.
titled Rules Of the Sc ate" aid the
dog ccared edges OF the leaves a-e evi.
dcnce enough that the rev senator from
the Mountain State does not intend 10
be Interrupted hy any such nonsense ay
points Of order durlIg some OF The stir.
ri Go. atcs lu which he rs Lou,d +,
nrdh.m clf before long.
Senator Scc!y was osc OF tho srecfo. .
tors AZ tie iatoHla race track Sstusdo,.
La'i-g gone principally 70 wirlesa tb.
Icffcimo 90 OF 81 Own. whose o,v.a,
Admiral Craysoh Is a warm pcrao,si
friend Of the Senator's.
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MAKING TIE RIGHT
FRIENDSHIPS

If YOU have 4 LITTLE fairy ia your
home or a big one for that matter.
that's just tic place where a su1scrip-
ton 10 The Youths Cyml.al.oa will q.
in. VIXEN the you.g fJlhs bring u.'t
acquaintarCes 10 the house you $50
mighty careful to find out about thcr.
before admitting them to intimacy. in
the same way you should make sure
whether the mcalal friends that they
make through reading are of kind to
inspire them or TO destroy all tic Ideal,
that you have LCca M 50 much pains &,
implant. Try the Youths ComDani9 =.
for a year. Sec how qicli,y it becomes
an indispensable member OF The house
hold, one Of uufalliug charm AID con
slant stimulus 10 high e:.dcayCr.
The - issues Cf 1921 will be crowded
with serial stories short stories. ed.
torials, poetry. facts and FUN. SubscrlD,
now and receive:
l. The Youths Comparatively Issues In
1921.
?. All the remaining issues Of 1929.
B. The Companion Home Calendar for
1924
All for $3.50.
4. Or include McCalrs Magazine. the
monthly authority on fashions.
Both publications. only $500.
THE YOUTHS COMPANION.
Commonwealth Ave 4 St Paul St. Bos-
ton, Mass.
New Subscriptions Received NJ this
Office
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bat an ercnt.
And yct sir. / would rot ha-e xo,,
think that this great aud.esec ~.
oushly representative OF the City Of
New YORK aisd her citizenship. IL as
sernO.cd here simply out OF tribute 10
the great honor you have SO wortbilv
worn. or impressed by the high rosts
you have occupied. There is something
sir very personal here. You and we
have been through much together.
"ln ono OF the greatest or your speech
es ~ the onset OF tie war you declared
that the stern hand OF fate scourgcd the
men OF this generation the elevation
from which you could SIC Tic great
peaks they had forgotten Of honor. duty.
patriotism. clad in shining white. great
pinnacle OF sacrifice POINTING like n
rugged finger To Heaven.
And now we are back again IN the
valley OF sclf-sceking and OF discord.
and you come TO tel US that II we would
reach the highlands again. tie path lies
Only through the gates OF Justice and
Tor reconciliation and that force alone
viii never hold what force has won.
Mud you come also TO remind us OF the
solemn and Soldering truth that in the
providence 81 Col the way is open for
the English-spcaking people by their
Joint effort 90 lead mankind again 70
he loag.wishcd for tablelaud of sccur-
ny and % peace.
What impressions sir you Will take
away from America. e II not for anoth-
~ TO say. but. believe me. they viii h.
imperfect and incomplete II they 10 not
carry 10 your bosom the assurance of
the regard aud affection and esteem of
all the people OF this Republic"
We are requested" Mr. Davis inter
jccted. ito wait IA moment while the
mechanism which Will carry lloyd
Georges speech TO all parts OF the
country Is adjusted. "-Clarksburg Ex-
pOncnt.
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LEADER IN NEW YORK

The respect and popularity with
which John w. Davis. West virginia
candidate for President, Is looked upon
In the east n best measured by the hon
ors being bestowed upon him and the
high place he has assumed during bis
short business career In New York.
Last Saturday evening IL was John
W. Davis who was chosen chairman OF
the Lloyd George meeting, which was
attended by 800 and to which. $4,000
applied for tickets of admittance. Tho
New York papers give the following ae
count OF the Introduction OF Mr.. Dayls
and his introduction of the former
British premier.
In Introducing Mr.. Davis Mr.. Bush
said i'm part:
The second speaker on the program
has many claims to distinction. He
has served this country as amba ssa dor
to the Court of st. James. He has been
president of the American Bar Associa-
ton and he has held other high offices
Tonight the most fitting of these that |
should stress 1t seems to me, is the fact
that he Is president or chairman of the
American branch of the English Speak
Ing Union.
II ubortg. H. to w. tlsse ss-st be-
union among the English-speakiug pco-
pie, not union perhaps of formal treat
les, but union Of hearts, of sympa thy
and OF purpose; for, wherever the Eng
fish language is spokca, whether 1t he
through the nose, with or without It's
his, with n bit Of brogue or hint OF
the heater or n CLINT of the Gaelic. 1t is
the language of justice of liberty and
of fair play"
In introducing the former Prime Min
ister Mr.. Davis said in part:
ANY man who has been for thirty
four years In the forefront of British
politics and during the greater part Of
that time in the center of the storm !;
who has held in succession the high
offices of President of the Board of
Trade Chancellor of the Excheduer.
Minister of Munitions, Secretary of
State for War Prime Minister of Great
Britain, and whose lot it has been
among other notable services TO make
the greatest contribution ever made to
allaying the age-lOng struggle between
the people of Ireland and the people of
England, may be sure of an American
audience, and, If he be one who in the
course of that long career has led his
nation through the greatest war I'm hui
man history, and has been leading ig-
ure In the most mOmentous internation-
al conference ever held; If nc has play
ed a great part on n greater stage than
that occupied by an English Minister
since Pitt, his coming is not an occasion
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PROGRAM FOR TEACHERS
STATE MEETING

The Executive Committee Of the
State Eduration Association announccs
completed program for the meeting at
Wheeling November 20L3o and Deccm-
Der I. On thar program appears the
names OF nationally known educotors.
DIR. c. A Prosser. DunwOody Institute.
Minneapolis. Minnesota Miss Olive II.
Jones. President NatlOral Education
Association; Miss Mabel simpson. PrIn-
cipsl James whitcomb. Riley school
Rochester. -. y: Dr. HuEcr Elliott.
Industrial Art school. Philadelphia.
Interest manifested on the part OF the
teachers suggests a big attendance.
All railroads In West Virginia have
granted reduced rates Of one and one.
half fare for the rouDd trip. CcrtiG
Gates TO entitle TEACHERS 20 this fare
have been distributed % county and elty
superintcndents and 90 many indivi
dual teachers. Certificates are avail
able FOR all others who desire them and
may b. had from the county supcrin.
tendents or from ". W. Trent. secre
tary OF the Association. Elklns. W. Va
This year for the first time the busi
ness Affairs Of the Association viii D. "a
the hands % delegates from the coan
ties and variOus round tables % The
state. Representation IN the house OF
delegates l. based upon last years en-
rollment-one delegate from each couniy
for every nifty members OF major frac
ton thereof A important bushes.
matters must be transacted all organl
nations will u interested In having
their delegates attend.
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IN MEMORY OF
ALFRED X. KENNEI
(By ]. F. Grimn)


1t seems fitting that we should turn
from the active duties Of the hour and
pause during the cares OF life and pay
Il tribute Of respect to one of our fellow
beings, who was one of us and. who by
his pure and noble life has won the ad-
miration of all who knew him. When
the announcement was made that the
Summons, which sooner or later must
come to us all, had called him home to
the "Other side, it brought with it a
shock of inexpressible sadness, as it
had been hut n short time since he had
been with US.
1t has been at least thirty-fve years
since l first met him, and the ncduaint.
ance then formed developed into a sin
cere and true friendship which lasted,
uninterrupted, until the Summons came
which called him from earth. To me
he was pure, true, noble man; a sin.
cere md devoted friend. But the warm
heart that won our friendship and es-
TEEN has ceased to beat the open hand
whose hearty grasp gave expression to
the warmth of his generous heart, is
cold in death. The silver cord Is loos.
ed; the golden bowl Is broken; the
dust has returned to earth, as 1t was
and the spirit unto God who gave 1t.
He Is Mt rest. The fierce conflict of life
with its disappointments, is ended.
While he was a Catholic, he was lib.
eral towards others who were not OF
his faith and contributed literally to
the support Of the Protestant churches
knew him at one time to donate n
fine suit Of clothes to a Baptist minis
ter. He was true to his church, and |
never knew him TO fail to ask God for
blessing, Mt his own table, upon the
comforts of life, and would do so when
called upon among strangers; he was
not ashamed Of his God.
There Is something touching and sad
In contemplating the death OF one who
Is stricken down in the most useful
period Of his life, when hopes are high.
est and cares are greatest, leaving 4
home consisting Of a loving and faith.
full sister, and devoted old uncle. who
almost wOrshipped him Yet who can
800 'HNAa - 10 bNoN W kOs W no cnu
tell when a mans career has been com
plete, and who can tell the time of His
ComingT
All that a man has would he give for
his life; yet there are times in every
mans life when be becomes weary OF
The contest ana feen mat II would NJ
n relief to sink to rest that ne had bet
ter bear the Ellis he knows not Of rath
or than TO meet the disappointment
that confront him. His greatest mis-
fortune was his implicit confidence Ia
his fellowmen.
No one ever went to him for a favor
but that It was granted II II was In his
power to grant It. have known him
to give to HIS last penny. His liberal
ity was his misfortune. He was best
known in Calhoun county, his old home
and had his passing been in Grantsville
and II had been generally known that
the late VIM. Burns was to preach his
funeral, there IL not an auditorium In
Parkerslorg that would hsve Baated
tho coogregstsOD-
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WOMEN LAWYERS IN w. VA.

Miss Fannie I. Radcnbaugh, OF Park
ersburg. after having passed success
fuiy the state examination, was az
m.t;ci To The i'cr on October 8 n. Ms
EadeH'augh Las prepared herself 10
he 7 a"iir-e Uf Jaw H. the Office Of Va.
wake a"d Amber. low The firm Ct
Amh.er. MCClicr aid Amber. Othe
women licensed TO practice law il Yves
virginia are Mrs. Agnes NJ. MOrriso:.
Wheeling; Mrs. Lillian II. wiles Nor
"artown; Mrs. g. Mcintyre Weaver
Ecrklcy Springs; Mrs. Rosa Qnlse,.
berry Taylor. WEIGH; Miss Alice ]. NJ
Chcsacy, C. ailcsto:' MisS Geraldine e.
nriscoli. Lcwisjurg.-West Wright.
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NOTICE.

All persons are hereby notlaed aad
warned not 70 hunL su.er upoa or
oihsTw.ss tresrsss vita DOGS upon the
premises 81 the aadsrsignod Joan Oar.
rett; and that tie uIdsrriEned has sst
out poison upon hls premises for the
purDose Of killing ell dogs which may
enter tharsaa.
pats5 hs L2tA d5y Of oc;obrr 1922.
p1A &AA cAsSaS.
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&. z. raFis. "a y. r. &. Hartman, NJ
Drs. Park & Hartman

Prnc;iCo limited 10 diseases OF the
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat and httins,
OF GLASSES.
OhccS ln Wolfe building Corner sth
& MARKET Streets. TsrkersimrE. W. Va.
Entrance lear y. ~. G. A. 1851
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II children put beans or other small
objects 80 ihe nnse In such WHy ~
a. make the rru,vval dGicuit rnb
cayenne prlP'ef upun the upper lip 10
inhue siiccylug in this WI The small
lmpci'mrni 10 usually evI"l1d wrh
NJ nced f'F -rmmun'n- tie bhyslrisn.
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Cultivate Friendship.

The heart * always hungry. No
man lives happily alone. The wIsest
and the host * wiser and better for
the friends he lnS-R. Il. Hitchcock.
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When man wants to murder a
tiger re er'is II sport; hen tiger
wants to murder him he calls IL
ferocity.--G. .B. Sha7v.
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A Church censua.

- Onurcr Ccnec7-
Two hundred and twenty thousand
American churches served as audi
ioriums for 10000 clergymen during
1914. The congregations are estimated
70 Gave totaled 10000 900.
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'hid"ood Is Ike n mirror whIch
riccis IN after I'VE the Ipnaees ev,s
-'''SeH'''d 70 IT, Eawvca SsuileS
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TIC iruest pleasure ro.nes fr,,n s',o.
pie thiEss. TIE art of living Is NAN
u The art ~ ealnymcnt. n r. no use
being a m;iio-airc md able 10 oOp
palaces u aar has las' al ricnsYr,
tx GA thai X adding to o-e's m.i
Eo1a
Z E--s----sI..- r. A..-ra "
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Halls Gatarrh
Medicine s will do wi What ;, we

N1SSS1SAkhV claim for it
rid your system Of Catarrh or Deafness
caused by Catarrh-
Sod By Sr-rr5f, Icr over 90 ys<r,
2. ]. CHENEY s. CO., Toledo, Ohio
The Washington times., 1923-05-28
COUN T T E n
B E F 0 r E

Beating drum with stick
Of dynamite.
Giving a box of cigars to your
nother-in-law.
Biting the hand that is fixing
your teeth.
Giving the old clothesman the
wife's wedding dress.
Wearing spiked shoes in a
canoe.
Putting your rubbers in the
oven.
Judging a cigar by it's band.
Forgetting your wife's first
name.