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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-25
Kennebec Valley Hospital Notes

Patients discharged are: Donald
Ncwall OF IIartland. and Mrs. Frank
Foley OF Skowhcean. Mrs. Pearl
Vincent of SkowhcGan, underwent
Surgical operation Saturday morn
ing. she is getting along nicely.
'rhr,uaS C1mmlCll of NorridGcWoCk.
siiil remains II medical patient at
this institution. Mrs. Dora biEcleW
or Portland. 81 surgical patient, Is
osssssslo scing rapidly. She Will re-
turn home i'll Il few days.
Misses Ruth Niles and Edith
Voting were in Watcrville for the
day "Wednesday.
Oscar Thompson of the Somerset
Machine Co. was in Fairfield, on
lnlSincSs. Wednesday,.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-25

House voted to insist on tn ,o
action in referring the bill IA ~
committee on taxation In non..ns
currence with the Senate.
Mr.. WING Of Auburn: Mr.. sp.....
I rise to a point OF order.
The SPEAKER: The Renti.,.
will state. his point.
Mr.. WING: I think there 4. -,
ing in the record indicating 9sSss
committee OF conference was ~
for.
The SPEAKER: The Chat, IN
state that it understood the n6li..
of the gentleman from Lisben. y.
Winn. that the House insist a.
committee of conference be apco,..
ed. The Chair. no doubt, is II 49, ;
The Chair would ask the pentIss,..
tMr. Winn) If that was not 4.
motion
Mr.. VIM: Yes. Mr.. Speaker
Mr.. WING of Auburn: The mat.
was to insist. Mr.. Speaker. Nav
have the record read? am ~,
fectIy willing. Mr.. Speaker. IA,
committee of conference be aopo,,
cd, but l wish the record citxr =
the point.
Mr.. ROUNDS OF Portland: h,,.
that there be a committee Of en-,
ference.
Mr.. WING: ] second the metlo,
The motion prevailed.
Mr.. WING of Auburn: Mr.. so,,t
er, / move that that commitfee !,
conference to. be appointed Be n.
structed to insist.
Mr.. McILHERON Of Lewiston
second the motion.
Mr.. ROUNDS OF Portland: u,
Speaker. L do not like to be toY
what to do. | want to use my or,
Judgment when ! get into a COMMIT
tee of conference. (Applause)
Mr.. BARWISE of Bangor: M
Speaker. ] was just about to say TN,
the very purpose of a COMMITTEES Il
conference is to arrive at some kind
of an equitable adjustment hetwes
the two Houses. and it would not h
a committee of conference at On \
we instructed our people to stand |.
their tracks and not bulge an ind
/ agree with Mr.. Rounds that th,r
must be allowed to use their osr
judgment after they get there.
A viva voce vote being had, Il,
motion OF the gentleman from Az
burn. Mr.. Wing, that the commits
of conference be instructed to insis
was lost.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-25
At the Bowlodrome

Tn tho contest that was rolled at
the Bow!odromc Tuesday, Jan. 90,
between Madison and SkoWhegan
the home team won by a margin of
102 pins. White had high single of
ll5 pins and a total of 322. While
Newell was high man for the visiting
team with total of pa
a side attraction of great interest
WAS n 10 string contest by Arata and
Pclletier. Arata winning over his OPP
poncnt by q pins.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-25

From the Senate: Resolve appro-
priating money for further MAIN
tenance of the State Forest Nursery,
Resolve approprating money for
general forestry purposes
Resolve appropriating money for
salaries and clerk hire in the office
of the Land Agent and Forest Com
missioner.
Resolve appropriating money for
the administration of Public Lands.
In the Senate, referred to the Com
mittee on State Lands and Forest
Preservation.
In the House the following oc-
Cured:
Mr. ROUNDS Of Portland. Mr.
Speaker. the resolves for salaries
and appropriating money,-why
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-25
HOUSE,

The House met according to adj
Journmcnt and was called to order
by the Speaker.
Prayer by the Rev. Mrs. Hatllcy of
llalloWcll.
journal of previous session read
and approved.
Papers from the Senate disposed
of in concurrence.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-25

Senate called to order by the
Pre- sidcnt.

Senate called to order by the
President.
Mr.. WADSWORTH of Kcnncbec:
Mr.. President l take pleasure in an
nouncing that the Honorable Will
liam J. Trefethcn. Senator-clcct from
Franklin county, is present and
ready to take his oath of office.
The PRESIDENTS: Will the sem
ator from kcnncbec. Mr.. Wadsworth.
escort the scnator-elcct from Frank
lin county TO the Council Chamber
I" take the oaths necessary to quail
lfy him to enter upon his duties.
Senator WadSWorth retired to per-
form the duty with which lie was
charged.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-25

From the Senate: Bill an act
providing for a tax upon gasoline
and other products used in propell-
ing motor vehicles.
In the Senate. referred to the COM
mittce on Judiciary.
In the House, on motion by Mr..
Nickcrson of Swanville, tabled, pend
ing reference.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-25
The motion was agreed to.

On motion by Mr.. Hincklcy of
Cumberland. the rules were sus-
pended and that senator presented
out of order Resolve directing the
attorney general to investigate pro-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-25
The SPEAKER: The Clerk viii
read a communication, out of ort.s,
from the Governor:
State, ON MAINE

The SPEAKER: The Clerk viii
read a communication, out of ort,s
from the Governor:
STATE OF MAINE
Office of the Governor
Augusta. January "a. 1874
To the Honorable Senate and Hosa
of Representatives of the Eighty
First Legislature:
/ have been in conference with tn
Attorney General and the Fwl
Director in regard to the emeneay
coal situation in the city Of Por.
land. and report to YOU that we ar
endeavoring to make arrangemert,
whereby certain private dealers viii
purchase the 500 tons of anthradt'
now stored there at a fair price, iE
have it distributed in small len
where it is most needed. II It u
possible to bring this about without
Selling the coal and without inyolF'
ing the credit of the State, it il d.
sirable to do so. 81
l should not want to establish
precedent in seiZing private propert!
unless it is absolutely necessary.
will require twenty-four noun
more in order to determine whetht'
or not the plans we have formulas
can be carried out.
Faithfully yours.
Percival P. Baxter,
Governor of Maine
The message of the Governor wv
read, and it was ordered placed
file and sent up for concurrence
The SPEAKER: The House VII
now suspend until IL o'clock,
which time it will respond to W
sound of the gavel.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-25

AFTER an attack of the Flu which
left me with a severe cough nothing
seemed to relieve me until used Fof
D. Drake. Childs. Maryland. Coughs
resulting from Influenza, Whoonin9
Cough; Asthma. Group. La Grippe and
Foley's Honey and Tar. Contains M
opiates-ingredients printed on tho
wrapper Largest selling cough medi.
cine In the World. Sold everywhere
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-25

Mr. ALLEN of York: MIR. prcsi-
dent. there was an amendment to the
Constitution PASSED through here
this morning. entitled Resolve
amending the Constitution of tho
State of Maine so as to limit an
preparations for private institutions.
etc. I move that 1000 copies be
printed.
Tho ,,ot;op ,,.,e ,,.o,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-25

The SPEAKER: The Chair WI
announce at this time the memoen
on the part of the House on "
committee of conference. RELATIVE =
the banking bill. so-called,-M
taxation bill on banks. They ="
Messrs. Winn of Lisbon. Cumm.M
of Portland and Morrison Of PniinI'
The SPEAKER: The Chair -
formed by members of the Seu.s
that a resolve in some form VIZ
soon be presented to the House lls.
that body for it's action. and II see.
best that we recess until such me-
ure is received, at which time "
members will respond to the SUM-
of the gavel.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-25
The 81st MAINE LEGISLATURE
Complete Stenographic Report of Pro-
ceedings in the House and Senate

fiteerins under Chapter &c of the
Laws of 1921.
Tho resolve was received and on
further motion by the same senator.
under suspension of the rules, the
resolve was read twice and was
passed to be cngrossrd without
printing or reference to committee.
Sent down for concurrence.
Senator Wadsworth of Kenncbec.
reported that he had performed the
duties with which he was charged.
The PRESIDENT: The Senate
hears the report and welcomes the
scnator-elect to a seat in it's midst.
tApplause)
Mir. WADSWORTH: Mr.. President.
] rise to a question Of personal priv
ilcgc.
The PRESIDENT: The senator
viii state the question.
Mr.. WADSWORTH;. Mr.. President.
l desire to ask the consent of the
Senate that Senator Trcfethen may
occupy seat No. 4.
Consent was granted ard Senator
Trefethcn Will occupy scat No. g.
Tho PRESIDENT: The Chair has
Ill HIS lanUS me lOlloWlHS IcSIss ma
tions from committees:
Augusta, Maine. January ~. 1923.
] hereby tender my res .gnation as
Il member of the joint standing
committee on insane hospitals.
tSigned) Paul II. Powers.
The resignation was accepted and
Trcfcthon, was appointed to fill the
on thot
The PRESIDENT: | also have the
resignation. under same date from
the joint standing committee on
state sanatoriums, of Stctson ii.
lIusscy.
The resignation was accepted and
the Chair appointed the senator from
Franklin. Senator Trefethen. to fill
the vacancy on that committee.
The PRESIDENT: / also have the
resignation of Iodsdon c. Buzzcll as
member of the joint standing
committee on state Lands and Forest
Preservation.
The resignation was accepted and
the Chair appointed the senator from
Franklin, Senator Trefcthen. to fill
the vacancy on that committee.
The PRESIDENT: Also the re
signation as a member of the joint
standing committee on claims. of
Senator Adams of kennebcc.
The resignation was accepted and
the Chair appointed the senator
from Franklin. Senator Trefcthen, to
fill the vacancy on that committee.
The PRESIDENT: Also the re-
siGnation as a member of the joint
standing committee on claims. of
Senator Adams of kenncbec.
The resignation was accepted and
the Chair appointed the senator from
Franklin, Senator Trcfethcn. to fill
the vacancy on that committee.
The PRESIDENTS: Is there any
thing further Under orders of the
day?
s. The Chair wants to suggest at this
time if any of the senators have in
mind Introducing resolves relating to
any matter. especially private and
special matters. that the time limit
has been set for February Sth, and
YOU Will bear this in mind.
On motion by Mr.. Eaton of Oxford.
Adjourned until tomorrow morning
at 10 o'clock.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-25

On motion by Mr.: Eaton of Oxford.
Adjourned until tomorrow morning
at 10 o'clock.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-25

Arata. 100, 81. 1O2. 90, 11o, Us, Sc. %,
1ol. 99--9S?; Pelictier, 90, %, 90, 90,
1l5, 9S, %. Ill. 81. SEES.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-25

The PRESIDENTS: Also the re-
sisnation as member of the joint
standing committee on claims, of
Senator Adams of kenncbec.
The resignation was accepted and
the Chair appointed the senator from
Franklin, Senator Trcfcthcn, to fill
the vacancy on that committee.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-25

The SPEAKER: The House WI
now suspend until IL O'clock,
which time it will respond to w
sound of the gavel. &
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-01-25

Wednesday,. January "a, 1925.
nate called to order by the Presi-
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1923-03-19
MONDAY. MARCH 10, 1923.
TO FLOAT ACROSS THE POLES

BY way Of the Pole, the dis
lance from England to japan is
5000 miles shorter than by the
usual routes of travel. For a
man in a hurry to get to Sweden,
the shortest route is northeast
past Newfoundland. cutting just
south of Iceland and thence to
destination.
Air line distance between
places within a continent have
become of practical Importance
within the last few years. Now,
according to Rear-Admiral Moi
felt, chief of the naval bureau of
aeronautics, air routes all over
the world are becoming neces-
sary.
The new rigid dirigible, the
Z Ri now in process of compile
ton at Lal,ehurst, N. J., is to
be sent for a tour around the
world and for trips over the
North and South Poles, accord
ing to Admiral Moffett. The an
nouncement sounds somewha,
offhand for so important feat
of aerial advancement, but recent
developments have shown that
there is nothing impossible about
the project. While former dir
igibles of the United States have
been Inflated, aeronautical en-
gineers have confidence that the
new ship, 500 feet in length, fill
ed with 100000 cubic feet oil
non-inflammable helium, will be
equal to the task of mapping the
UNEMPLOYED regions of the world
The motive power of the giant
cruiser of the air is to consist OF
a half dozen six-cylinder engines
now being tested The construc-
ton of the airship began April
6 of last year and she is sched-
lied to be in commission by
July l.
From ADMIRAL Moffett's stand
point the great thing about the
new dirigible will be its import
ance as nucleus for an air fleet
for national defense. and its i'm
portance in peace times in ex-
ploration Of the unknown regions
of land and air, and testing OF
air currents and temperatures
But to the world in general, its
Importance as harbinger of
vast commercial air develop
ment will be as great.
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1923-03-19
WHY so WEAK
Kidney Troubles May be Sapping
Your Life Away. Annapolis Peo-
pie Have Learned This Fact

When healthy man or woman be-
gins to run down without apparent
cause. becomes weak, languid, depres-
sed, suffers backache. headache, dizzy
spells and urinary disorders. weak
kidneys may be the the cause The
slightest symptom OF kidney trouble
is too serious TO neglect. Doan's kid
ney Pills have earned their fame BY
their effectiveness in STRENGTHENING
the kidneys and keeping them we'll.
Here is Annapolis testimony to prove
their worth.
Mrs. Jas. T. Small. IL Second ST..
says: Il was complaining for quite
a long time with pains in my back
and across my kidneys. When l did
my sweeping mornings. my back ach-
ed as IL it would break. Dizzy ner-
vous headaches made my condition
worse. The action of my kidneys was
irregular, too. A friend advised me
to use Doan's Kidney pills and l will
never forget how much good they did
me. / was soon free from the back
aches and all other kidney trouble"
Price soc. at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan's kidney Piils-the same that
Mrs. Small had. Foster Nilburn Co.
Mfrs. Buffalo, n. Y.-(Ady.l
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1923-03-19
INSPECTOR Of HEALTH
DEPT. THANKS TANLAC


cries OF stomach trouble. rundown
condition. headaches. dizzy spells and
painful touches of rheumatism in my
shoulders. After eating l bloated
with gas till felt like I'd smother,
and there was an almost unbearable
pain around my heart. / had no APP
petite. my nerves robbed me of good
nights sleep. and was altogether
Just about done up.
But marvellous appetite. perfect
digestion and a ten-pound gain tell
what the Tanlac treatment did fol
me. i feel like a new man already
and intend TO keep on with Tanlac q
while to make sure of my health.
honestly believe it can't be beat"
Tanlac is sold in Annapolis by al
good druggists. Over IS million bot
ties sold.-(Adv.)
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1923-03-19
OUCH! LAME BACK.
RUB LUMDAC0 OR
BlCKlChE AWAY
Rub pain right out with small
trial bottle of old
"St. Jacobs Oil"

Kidneys cause Backache? No. They
have no nerves, therefore cannot
cause pain Listeni Your bachaehe
is caused by lumbago. sciatica, or a
strain, and the quickest relief is
soothing, penetrating "St. Jacobs Oil. .
Rub 1t right on your painful back, and
instantly the soreness. stiffness and
lameness disappears. Don't stay Grip
pied. Get a small trial bottle OF st
Jacobs Oil" from your druggist and
timber up. A moment after 1t is ap-
piled you'll wonder what became oil
the backache or lumbago pain.
Rub old, honest "St. Jacobs or
lutely harmless and doesn't burn the
whenever you have sciatica, neuralgia
rheumatism or sprains. as 1t is abso
skin.
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1923-03-19

Son Ito father buried in evening
paper)-Father, what does transat-
lantic mean? Father timpatiently)-
1t means across the Atlantic. Son
later)-And what does transconti-
mental mean. Father, annoyed at sec
ond interruption. replied: Gross
continent; don't bother me again
After awhile boy looked up and said
Dad, know what transparent
means; it means cross parent and
you're Washington Star.
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1923-03-19
SWIMMING

50-Yard Dash-Won by Boiling
Navy: Jellife. Yale, second; Kanaka-
nui. Navy. third "a 3-5 seconds.
440-Yard Swim-Won by Marshall
Yale: Davis. Navy, second: Sauers
Yale. third 5 minutes. 3-5 seconds
60-Foot Plunge - Won by Swazey
Yale. 20 seconds; Hood. Yale. second
% 2-5 seconds: Arison, Navy. third
80 seconds.
150-Yard Back Stroke - Won by
Lincoln. Yale; Stoddard, Yale. sec
ond; Mcintosh. Navy, third. min
utes, I 3-5 seconds.
100-Yard Swim-Won by Jellife
Yale; Banks, Yale, second; Sinclair
Navy, third. Sc l-5 seconds.
200-Yard Breast Stroke = Won b,
Winkjer. Navy; Bench. Yale. second;
veeder, Yale. third. 2 minutes, 81
seconds.
660-Foot Relay-Won by Yale (Sul
Ivan. Colgate. Banks, Jellife); Navy
swimmers Boiling. Winkjer. Sinclair
Kanakanui). / minute. As 3-5 sec
Onds.
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1923-03-19

WHAT'S his latest"
He wanted to know how long IL
would be before he was big boy
| said eight years. and asked him
why he wanted TO know that. When
I'm big boy can reach Billy ans
wered. Reach what?' Just reach.
That was all could get out of him.
Il watched him, though, and when
| went out of the kitchen l saw him
drag chair over TO the shelf where
] keep the package of dates-I give
him few a day because they are
better for him than candy-stand up
on the chair and get down the pack
age from the shelf. Then came in
to the room.
What are you doing, Billy? |
said. Don't you know that's very
naughty?
WELL he said. eight years is
too long to waltz,
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1923-03-19
AIDING A WORTHY CAUSE

In order to procure funds with
which to greatly enlarge the
scope of the organizations work,
the Young Women's Christian
Association today is starting its
annual Budget Campaign, which
which will last for FIVE DAYS. All
plans have been laid for syste-
matically soliciting subscriptions
in both the city and county and
the W workers are hopeful that
the public will be generous in
aiding such a worthy cause.
Nearly everyone is thoroughly
familiar with the splendid work
the ~" is doing in Anne Arun-
del county, and it is. therefore.
unnecessary to go into full de-
tail regarding it. All of the ac-
tivities of the Association are so
planned and directed that they not
only exert a wonderful influence
on those actively taking part, but
they also are such as to be of in
estimable worth to the commu-
nifty. To increase these activities
so that they will be of even
greater value to the community
is the aim of the Association.
And this will be made possible
through the complete success OF
the Budget Campaign. The pub
lie can well show its appreciation
of the ~" by generously re-
spending to the campaign-call
this week.
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1923-03-19
To Whlteu Clothes

Because egg shells are made of lime
and lime whitens clothes. it is good
idea when clothes are being washed
to crush up the shells of eggs that
have been used for cooking, wrap
them in a piece of muslin, and put
them into the boiler. This muslin bag
can be removed and kept for another
time washington star
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1923-03-19

Two cups granulated sugar, one
half cup water, two egg-whites
Shredded cocoanut. one-half cup
cloar corn-sirap. one teaspoon almond
extract, red fruit coloring.
Place the sugar, water and corn
strip in saucepan with pinch Of
cream of tartar. Boil to the hard.
ball stage or about 225 degrees by
the candy thermometer. Remove
from the fire and add the extract ant
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1923-03-19
Five Years Of Suffering From
Stomach Trouble, Rheumatism
And Other Troubles Complete
iy Ended. Declares Well
known Baltimore Citizen.

James E. Brown, Sac S. Streeper
St. Baltimore. Nd. inspector in the
City Health Department. has just
made public a statement in which he
says: Il hope others who suffer as
] did viii read by experience and
try Tanlac. for other peoples state
ments put me in touch with the med
ieine and ! want to pass the good
word along.
For five years suffered the mis-
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1923-03-19
4 YEARS At COLLEGE
IS CONTEST AWARD
High Schools Again Prepare To
Submit Essays In The Annual
Good Roads Competition

WASHINGTON. ID. C., Mar. 19.-For
the fourth consecutive year. high
school students OF the nation are to
be given opportunity TO win the larE-
est single educational award offered
in the United States. according to a
statement by the Highway Education
Board today.
The award is the II. S. FTrestone
Four Years University Scholarship.
providing not only tuition. but room.
board. books and special fees for the
student writing the best essay in the
annual good roads essay contest. The
assigned subject OF the essays 10 be
written is THE Infiuenc OF Highway
Transport Upon the Religious Life OF
Ny Community"
School Officials Informed
Announcement OF the contest is be-
ing made 10 superintendent Of
schools. high school principals, and
students as rapidly as possible. and
all available literature IS being listed
and tabulated for the information OF
the prospective contestants. The
board announces it's willingness to
answer any inquiry students and
teachers may desire to make, but il
points out that all that is necessary
is compliance with the simple rules of
the contest, and the preparation of a
700-word essay on the subject Es-
says should be submitted to the high
school principal by May /.
The contest, known to thousands of
students throughout the United States
and territorial possessions as the AN
nual good roads essay contest is the
most sustained competition of its
kind. Inaugurated in 1920, Iit has pro-
vided a college education for three
students, one boy and two girls, and
its maintenance from year to year is
ship, Harvey S. Firestone, Akron,
Ohio.
Subject. Unique And Successful
This year the subject is regarded as
unique and unusual, bringing up for
discussion the relation OF improved
transportation to the moral tone or
the religious life of the community.
Leading churchmen have expressed
their approval of the discussion the
essays are to bring about. while dis
tinguished educators nave given their
approval to the contest itself. In past
years the subjects have been broader,
and more general, the subject for 1922
dealing with the improved transporta-
ton and the growth of the community
as a whole.
Previous winners have been Miss
Katharine F. Butterfeld, Weiser,
Idaho. 1920; Miss Garland Johnson,
Bridgeport, West Virginia. 1921, and
in 1922, Karl G. Pearson. washing
ton, District of Columbia. Miss But
terfield is in college, but Miss John
son and Mr.. Pearson, not being
seniors when the scholarship was
awarded them. have remained in high
school until their courses are COM
pleted They both will enter college
this year, Miss Johnson at the Uni
versity of West Virginia and Pearson
at a university in Kansas, his home
State
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1923-03-19

Atsent-minded Professor. to secre-
tary--I have a memorandum of an en-
gagement for today at IL o'clock
sharp; can you remember what il is
Secretary-W Why, that is the time
you are to be married.
Professor-Oh, yes; now l recall it
Pathfinder.