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The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06
CANADA SECOND WHEAT COUNTRY.

According to the final figures of the Dominion Bureau of Statistics and the International Institute of Agriculture Canada in 1922 took second place among the countries of the world in wheat production Canada last year surpassed her previous high record of 1915 and caught, the 1922 record being 399 786, 400 bushels against 393,532, 600 nj 1915.
 The United States leads the world of course and leads Canada by considerably than two bushels one. The figures in bushels of the leading wheat producing countries for last year is fixed as follows by the International Institute of Agriculture:
 United States, S56,211,00O; Canada, 399.7s6, 900; British India, 366 1852 000 Argentine, 215,31s 900; Australia 105, ,000, ,000 Russia.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06

It has just been revealed that the Fasoi9ti, whose bloodless reyolu- tion swept Benbto Mussolini into power in Italy, is organizing all Italians in America into Fascist, swearing allegiance to the society. The organization is said to be un- der the direetorship Of U. Meni- cucci. of New York City, who bears the temporary title of Political Sec retarY.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06

payrolls Home rule depends upon who does the ordering and who does the things ordered. No matter what the Territorial Legislature might do, the Governor has the power and his is the duty to make recommendations to the Legislature. From that there is escape. It is organic law
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06
Fool Questions

T. B. asks, 'Is second sight, like second thought, always better than tine 1irst?" We can tell him more about second looks, which we often take.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06
Great Excitement Prevails

(IIoney Bee Cor. McCreary County
 (ky) Record)
 Sol Call, of Gold Bug, Ky, has been in this section for the past week, buying cattle. He left with about 40 head of fine cattle.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06
Congresswoman Against Volstead Act.
Cincinnati Enuuirer. l

Cincinnati EnQuirer)
 Ccngresswoman Nolan says: 'I beieve in tbo modihcation of the Vostead Act and am for the con trol of alcoholic beverages by the Government With that pitying disgust must Wayne B Wheeler rep, rd that abandoned woman
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06
News of the Names Club

We have appointed Lotta Comfort, of St. Louis, as official sympathizer for tho club, and any member with troubles can tell 'c;n to her instead of the cop
 |. Winn is reported from Belle vile, Ill. Lucky fellow.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06
We'd Bet on That, J. II

A woman may be able to make man, but most of them find it is heap easier to break him.-Sam Hill. They probably got lot more satis- faction out of breaking him.-J. II. Reed.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06
ALONG LEES DETOUR
 By SAM HILL

Observations of Oldest Inhabitant
 The oldsfashioned mother who used to worry about her boy going bare footed too early in the spring now has a daughter who worries about her daughter going bare-kneed too soon.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06
Couldn't Ask More

"As a bill collector you are a piece of cheese" growled the boss as he handed the new man His walking papers
 I'm sorry, boss replied the crest fallen collector, flor I really dun the best 1 can"
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06

All chickens may look alike but the eating quality is different. Have us deliver you one this week and be convinced D. B. TRIMMER. adv.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06
Gems From o~:1o Book to Success;

Efforts fruitless? Don't be dlS- eouraged; keep on trying. Consider the tiny seed-blown into q creyice of the boulder, and in course of time, constant growing consistent prog ress, split the mighty rock in twain.
 -J E. F.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06
You Can't Blame Him

If some broadcasting station will start that grand old hymn. Please Go Away and Let Me Sleep old Tut ankhamen will be glad to tune in.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06

Lawyers fared well in the distribution of muni- cipal honors in Alaska Tuesday. Senator A. J. Dimond chosen Mayor of Valdez, former Senator L. Y Ray elected Mayor of Seward and T. A. Marquam prominent at the bar and in politics for many years in Alaska, selected Mayor by the people of Fairbanks.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06
Mean Cuss

"Pa," said Clarence, whats yer bosity?"
 "It's a synonym for woman,' snap ped his dad.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06
Room For Seven!

(Ad in Detroit News.) TO RENT-Seven-room pressed brick garage; steam heat.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06
Such L-anuuaqe

Blnks-Why did she throw him down?
 Jinks-Because he wouldn't cough
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06
Sure

Our idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with us.-Sam Hill.
 Sure thing. He's smart if he agrees with us. Tom Deming.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06

Why is the Anti-Saoon League unwilling to opep its books?-t Philadelphia Record)
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06

Whatever became of the gentleman by the name of George Bernard Shaw once quite celebratcd-(B Boston TranscriptD
 we hope we never find out.--( Cincinnati En. quirer) .l --'
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06
The Ananias Club

"No,' said barber to his victim, there wouldn't be any use for you to pay me 50 cents extra to use hair tonic on your head, for it wouldn't do a particle of good"
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06

Latest styies C engraving for visiting cards at The Empire.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06

Headquarters ,nr Ladysmith coal. Juneau Transfer Co. Phone AS. adv
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06
Dailv Sentence Sermon

Minimum work never draws d maximum salary.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06
Did He Get Sore Because She Did
 Bob It?

Divorce note in Houston Post.) D. H. B0bbitt vs. Clara Helen Bob bitt, divorce.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06

Old papers fen sais at Empire
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-04-06

While The Empire believes it would be better to legislate in accordance with the intent of the Organic Act and continue the Governor the Chief Executive officer of the Territory, if the people desire to make the separation of Territorial and Federal matters complete as possible it would be better to do it along the lines suggested by Governor Riggs than by making the various subordinate boards and technical and min isterial officers elective by direct vote and thus make each division of the executive branch of the government independent of each of the other divisions.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-09-04
NO KEYPORT MEN SEEK
OFFICE OF COUNCILMAN

KEYPORT, Sept. 4:-No petitions
were filed for councilmen Of the
borough Friday being the final day
for the fling of such petitions. Until
midnight Friday there was consider
able speculation as to whom the par
ties wishing the office would be.
Councilmen Robert Rothwell and
H. T. Hopkins, whose terms expire
January l have declined to serve
another term. MI. Rothweu has
served as councilman for eight years
while DR.. Hopkins has served for
the past three and both, while they
have been urged to again serve, are
declining because Of business press
ure.
George w. Smith. Republican, and
Charles r. Dawson, Democrat filed
petitions for the office of collector,
Geoifge C. Smith, Democrat for asses
sor, and DIR. Herbert S. Cooley, Re-
publican, committeeman of the first
district, DR.. H. w. Hartman, COM
mitteeman of the fourth district and
Mrs. H. w. Hartman committee
woman of the fourth district.
No other petitions were filed.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-09-04
ClRTERET HAS
IA REFERENDUM
Votes on Purchase of Dock
Site and Erection of
Borough Hall

CARTERET, Sept. 4.-The borough
elected ballots this year will carry
The question whether the borough
council shall purchase land and
build a borough hall and whether
the borough council shall be author
lied to purchase a dock site. The
matters of a borough hall and dock
site have been taken up at previous
meetings of the council, but due
to disagreements among the men,
bers of the council board a decision
was reached to leave these two bor-
ough Improvements in the hands of
the voters at a referendum vote.
Mayor Thomas J.. Mulvihill has said
that he had no doubt that these
--std improvement questions will be
bed by a majority vote.
NSarteret has revised polling places
with the addition of another district.
District No. l, is located at school
No 10. District No. 2 is at School
No. 2, Nathan Hale School holds
district No. 3. District No. 4, at
Cleveland school and District No. 5 at
McCann's barber shop.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-09-04
M ETUCHEN

Miss Altha Greaves has returned
from a visit with Mrs. Stella Man
ming at Greenport, L. /.
Mrs. Ralph Corbin and daughter
are enjoying a vacation in the White
mountains.
the corner of Middlesex venue and
Maple street has been sold. The
new owner will move in at once.
Miss Madge Hall has returned
from Mexico and is visiting her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Gilbert Hall
of Oak avenue.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Mundy, of
Highland avenue, with their chill
dren have been enjoying a week at
the seashore.
Mr.. and Mrs. Roy Burr and family
are visiting relatives in New York
state.
Mrs. Charles Ayers and Miss Nc
Farlan, of Rector street, have re-
turned from Asbury Park.
Mr. and Mrs Charles Veghti with
Mr.. and Mrs. Manning of Plainfield,
left Saturday morning tor an auto
trip to the Maine woods. They
expect to be away two weeks.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Raymond
and young daughter have returned
from a weeks vacation at Sara
toga.
Miss. Clara Mayo has entered the
Orange Training School for Nurses.
Bobbie Nook and Hartman Sor-
tore have returned from their auto
trip through New York state.
William Jones is enjoying an
extended auto trip and expects to
be away a month or more.
Nicholas Vreeland. of Highland
avenue, suffered a stroke of paraly-
sis at his home Friday evening after
attending to his business as usual
during the day. DR.. ELLIS is attend
ing him.
Miss Jean Graham is visiting Mrs.
Ed Vanderpoel.
Mrs. Malcolm Croweli and chill
dren are visiting relatives at Nell
ingtcn.
Miss Alice owens, of Baltimore,
i sa guest of Miss Josephien Won
HartZ.
The Rev. Arthur Harper preached
in the Presbyterian church Sun
day morning and Professor f. M.
Potter preached in the Reformed
church. Next Sunday the churches
will be open for all services.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-09-04
KEASBEY

The first meeting of the year of
the Second Ward Republican Clut
will be held at Fords. tonight. The
meeting is being called by President
Erich f. Schuster. Representatives
from Hopelawn. Fords and Ke1sbey
will be present &C tonight's meeting.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Rorner en-
tertained relatives from New York,
over the weekend.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Quish, Messrs.
Arthur Olsen, Otto and Erich Schus-
ter spent the weekend as guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. William Seitz of Har-
row, Pa.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Fesler and
children, motored to Phillipsburg,
Sunday.
Miss Marguerite Quish has return
ed to her home from a three weeks
vacation at Harrow, Pa.
Mr.. and Mrs. Russell Vroom were
Perth Amboy visitors, Saturday
night.
Officer and Mrs. John Cholar and
children are again residing here.
The local school opens tomorrow
morning.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-09-04
SPOTSWOOD

Kenneth Steele has returned to
Newark after a short visit spent
with friends in the borough.
The picnic held by the firemen
on Friday and Saturday evening of
last week was a success in every
way. More than $500 was cleared.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Petty, of
Jersey City, have been visiting at the
home of their cousin, Elwood Petty.
Mrs. Anthony Dinkle has returned
to Perth Amboy after a short visit
spent with her brother. Edgar Rig
Ter.
Mrs. Bert Hardy spent the week
end at the home of MI. and Mrs.
Elwood Petty.
Miss Edith Arnold has returned
to Perth Amboy after a short visit
spent with her mother at the home
of Miss Alice Smith.
Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. Wade, of New
York, have been visiting at the
home of Mrs. G. B. La Rue.
Mr.. and Mrs. Howard Icker and
daughter of Trenton are spending
several days at the home of the lat
ter's sister, Mrs. Raymond Appleby.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-09-04
BOY Is FINED FOR
THROWING STONES

SOUTH AMBOY, Sept. 4.-Joseph
Prasnal, son of Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph
Prasnal, of upper John street, was
brought before Mayor Daniel G.
Chase at the city hall yesterday, on
complaint of Mrs. Josephine Swat
kowski, also of the same street, who
charged the boy with throwing sew
eral large stones at her. The woman
showed the Mayor a badly bruised
cheek, stating it was the effects of
one of the stones.
The boy was severely reprimanded
by the Mayor and a fine of $40 and
costs of court, was paid by the boys
mother.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-09-04
NO PRIMARY CONTESTS
IN WOODBRIDGE THIS YEAR

WOODBRIDGE. Sept. 4.-No OPP
position is offered 10 Louis Neuberg
chairman of the Woodbridge town
ship committee according to petl-
tons filed with Andrew Keyes. town
ship clerk. MI. NeubeTg is slated for
reelection as mayor of Woodbridge.
The Republican slate follows: Louis
Neuberg, COMMUNICATIVE.
Baron Levy committeeman, first
ward; William D. Hoy, second ward:
George Lufbarry, third ward; An
drew Reyes, township clerk; Mar
guerite Randolph Catherine D.
Flanagan, Marie Frances McCarter,
Martha H. Ernst, Helen NJ. DeRussy,
Grace Won Bremen and Helen Pfeif-
fer for trustees for free school
land.
Democrats have filed only three
petitions, namely, Leon z. McElroy,
committeeman for the first ward;
James FELTON,. of Avenel, third ward
committeeman and Peter Z. Peter
son for township clerk.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-09-04
OLD BRIDGE

Mrs. Herman Carpenter and son
Herman, Jr., of Bordentown, are
spending a few days with Mrs. Car
penterS mother, Mrs. Emma Dobson.
MI. and Mrs. Harold Green and
daughter Edith and Miss Olive Gull
yer attended the baby parade at As
bury Park.
Mrs. Charles p. Hi1lyer and
daughter Evelyn returned home
after spending the summer months
touring New York state.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wallace Apologize
of Srotswood, were visiting relatives
recently.
Among the Perth Amboy shoppers
Saturday were Mr.. and Mrs. Ross
Hillyer, Mr.. and Mrs. Raymond
Yates, Mrs. James Yates, Mrs.
George Andrews. Mrs. Alvin Ben
son, Mrs. Anderson and son Andrew,
Genevieve Hillyer, Gertrude Brown,
Margaret Andrews and Lewis Mich
OILS.
Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Van Ars-
daleand children and Mrs. Elizabeth
Lamkie spent Sunday with Mr.. and
Mrs. ]. oertel at Browntown.
Mr.. and Mrs. Judson Green spent
Saturday out of town.
The st. Thomas Catholic Club
VA iOio a odilC0 III IIlc LOWn HAL
on Saturday night. Music by Fred
O'Brien's Royal Serenaders.
Mrs. Robert Nichols was an out
of town shopper Thursday.
A number of the young folks at
tended the last dance of the season
of the Brunswick Garden Social and
Civic Club Saturday night.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Wellman and
son Allan and Miss Kathryn Krebs
were visitors at New Brunswick re-
Gently.
Mr.. and Mrs. P. Rocks and daugh-
ter Dorothy and Mrs. julius Krebs
and children enjoyed the sea breezes
at Keansburg recently.
John Scherg, Of Brooklyn, spent
the holiday with his family here.
Mr.. and Mrs. U. Magee and
daughters, of Pleasant Plains, s..
l., spent the holiday with Mrs. Ma
gees parents, Mr.. and Mrs. j.
Green in South Old Bridge.
Mrs. Theodore Clark and Dorothy
Grey, of S~potswood, visited Mrs.
Clark's daughter, Mrs. d. Burkert,
recently.
Mrs. Robert Benson and Mr.. and
Mrs. Alvin Benson enjoyed the show
at New Brunswick Saturday night.
Mrs. Charles Becker and children
OF N. T., are spending
the holidays with Mrs. Becker's
mother, Mrs. Augusta Kraemer.
Mrs. William Reid and daughter
Evelyn were out of town visitors
recently.
Edward Miller, Sr., spent Labor
Day out of town.
A daughter was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. Leslie Boyce recently.
The annual harvest home of the
M. E. church will be held on Gran
dall's lawn Friday night. Refresh
ments viii be on sale.
MI. and Mrs. Thomas Wooton Sr.
and daughter Ida were Perth Amboy
visitors Saturday.
Edward Van Arsdale, Jr., is re-
covering from a recent operation.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Van Hise and
Kathryn Apologize motored out of
town Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alonzo Green, of
Weston Mills, spent Sunday with
the latter's parents. Mr.. and Mrs.
]. K. Dill.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lewis jolly are en-
tertaining out of town relatives.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-09-04
What This Buffalo Physician
Has Done For Humanity

The picture which appears here of
DR.. Pierce of Buffalo, N. Y, was taken
in 1910. As a young man DIR. Pierce
practised medicine in Pennsylvania
and was known far and wide for his
great success in alternating disease.
He early moved to Buffalo and put up
in ready to use form, his Golden
Medical Discovery, the well : known
tonic for the blood. This strength
builder is made from a formula which
DR.. Pierce found most effective in
diseases of the blood. 1t contains no
alcohol and is an extract of native
roots with the ingredients plainly
stated on the wrapper. Good red
blood, vim, vigor and vitality are sure
to follow if you take this Alternative
Extract. DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery clears away pimples and
annoying eruptions and tends to keep
the complexion fresh and clear. This
Discovery corrects the disordered con
ditions in a sick stomach, aids diges-
ton, acts as a tonic and purifies the
blood. Write DR.. Pierce's Invalids
Hotel in Buffalo, N. Y, and receive
confidential medical advice WITHOUT
charge, All dr1Ggists5s sell Discovery,
tablets or1faula Hehd1eeaortFApK
~ r1ek@4 ~
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-09-04
MANY WAIT IN Vain At
CARTERET FOR KHAN TO MEET

CARTERET, Sept. 4:-Rumors
that a meeting of the Ku Klux Khan
was to be held on the outskirts of
Carteret early Sunday morning
brought a large number of people
to this vicinity. The Khan meeting,
according to reports, was to take
place at 2 o'clock Sunday morning.
Long before that time, machines
filled with men were parked within
a short distance of the supposed
meeting grounds. After hours of
watchful waiting the crowd returned
to their homes without witnessing
a Khan ceremony. Most of the anx-
ious spectators were from Perth Am
boy, the police said.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-09-04
CHARGE SO. AMBOY PASTOR
INTERFERED WITH POLICE

SOUTH AMBOY. Sept. 4:-Rev.
George w. McCombe, pastor of the
First Baptist church, of this city,
was arrested by Police officer Ed
lward O'Leary yesterday on a charge
O Interfering with an officer. officer
O'Leary was stationed at the cor
ner of Broadway and Main street.
doing traffic duty when, according
to the complaint, Mr.. McCombe adj
vised motorists after the traffic offic-
er had given instructions to do other
wise. The complaint was sworn to
before Mayor Daniel c.. Chase, who
announced that the hearing would
take place some time today. At the
request of Mayor Chase, Judge
Ruben Forgotson will hear the case.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-09-04
JAM ESBURG

Mr.. and Mrs. Harold FlunerIelt
returned yesterday from Port Muir
ray where they spent the weekend
visiting the formers parents, Mr..
and Mrs. George Burd.
There is a bicycle at borough hall
awaiting an owner. Chief of Po-
lice Fillhower would like to find the
owners. John Clinton found the
wheel in the woods near his home
and brought it to headquarters
where it has remained for some time.
Owing to last night being a holi-
day, the session of Common Coun-
Gil was deferred until tonight.
Mrs. John Bovine, who has been in
a New York hospital for a minor
operation is much improved.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Clayton, of
Jersey City, Mr.. and Mrs. Eugene
Resell, of Hightstown, spent Sun
day in town visiting relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. R. G. Van Cleaf, and
son Myron, returned Saturday from
Easton, where they were guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Dawson, the
latter a sister of Mrs. Van Cleaf.
Mrs.. Mary Snedeker. of Hooker
street, entertained the following
over Labor Day; Mr.. and Mrs. How
ard Edgar and daughter, Mr.. and
Mrs. George Clark and daughter,
and Mrs. Melissa Edgar, of Pater-
son; Thomas ~Snedeker, of Chester,
Pa, Clifford Snedeker, and Miss
Carolyn Malloy, of Trenton and Miss
Elsie Brown, of Old Bridge.
The scheduled meeting of the
Missionary Society of the Jamesburg
Presbyterian church, to be held yes
terday, at the home of John Hershe,
of Monroe, has been deferred until
next Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herman Rockenbach
and children who have been spend
ing their vacation in Indiana and
kentucky, have returned home.
Miss Clar Martin mas returned
from Manasquan Beach, where she
spent a two weeks vacation.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Martin and
children, of Philadelphia, returned
Monday after a ten days vacation
spent with Mr.. and Mrs. George
Martin, parents of the former.
At the morning service at the
Presbyterian church, the Rev
Weaver K. Eubank, ofiiciated at the
baptismal service for Bertha Made
line Lenhardt, daughter of Mr.. anC
Mrs. Anthony Lenhardt, of Pergolt
avenue. Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Len
hardt, of New York, were sponsors
for the child receiving the sacra
ment.
Following the Friday evening
prayer service in the chapel of thu
Presbyterian church, the session o
the church will hold a special meet
ing for the reception of new mem
bers to be taken into membership
at the Sunday morning service. Thu
sacrament of the Lords Supper will
be observed at this service.
Morris Nisonoff, occupying the AL
bert LANCE building as a meat mar
ket has moved into his renovated
building and had an opening oil
Saturday.
Fidelity lodge, Independent Or
der of odd Fellows, will meet to-
morrow evening. Returns will bi
received from the Leon1 rd-Dundet
championship boxing contest at the
Polo Grounds by radio after the
session of the lodge.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Garwoo6
and grandchildren, of Ocean City
are visiting Mr.. and Mrs. H. A. Ed
wards, cousins.
The plant of the George W. Helme
Company was closed today as a mark
of respect to the memory of the
president Of the company whose
funeral was held that day. Mr.
Smith had been in ill-health fol
some months.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-09-04
COUGHS DIsTRUB SCHOOL
WORK

School teachers should give the
same advice to children who have
coughs as did this Florida teacher.
II recommend FODEY'S HONEY
AND TAR to the children in my
school who had the flu and good
results came whenever it was used, ="
writes Mrs. L. Armstrong, Okeech-
obee, Florida. Foley's Honey and
Tar contains no opiates. Ingredients
printed on the wrapper. Quickly
relieves colds, coughs and Group.
Sold everywhere.-Ady.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-09-04

Natural glass, made when light
ming strikes a pile of rocks pr a bed
of dry sand and melts it under the
impact, has been known to occur at
a number of hig hpoints in the
Unite Estates.
The Bingham County news. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1918-1930, 1923-07-27
Transplanting Insects Heada

A remarkable experiment has been
tried at the biological research labora-
tory Of the Vienna Academy Of Sci
ences by DR.. Walter Finkler who, in
order to solve certain problems con-
nected with the correlation Of body
and soul, cut of and exchanged the
heads Of insects duly narcotized The
head having been lifted out Of the
thoraxuSocket, was severed from the
trunk by simple stroke Of the scis-
sors and transferred to another lndi-
vidual treated in the. same manner.
The blood thus escaping, which, by
the state Of narcosis, was reduced to
a minimum, Immediately closed the
edges Of the wound and, without any
seams or other means Of fxation,
merely in virtue Of its natural ad-
hesion, kept the head in the position
most suitable for healing.-Scientif1c
American.
The Bingham County news. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1918-1930, 1923-07-27
Getting His Bearings.

One day three Of my girl friends and
/ were out walking. After we had
gone short distance we decided to go
to one of the neighbors to visit. We
had to go one mile north to get there.
We had just started in that dlrectionl
when along came big car with only
the driver in. He stopped and said 4
"Are you going northT Yes" | re-
piled, as l put my foot on the runningI
board. Thanks" he said. II thought
was going the wrong way" and With
that the car dashed of, leaving mel
standing there embarrassed, and inyI
friends were laughing.-Chicago TrfS1
une.