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SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-07-30
VECER ZAVODNfKU v so.
KOLE NOVA VLAST.

V sobotu seslo sc vsechnO
clenstvo j dorost Sokola No.
vi Vlast k pratelskemu vecir-
ku, usporadanemu ma pocest
vsech zavodicich teto jednoty.
Sokol Nova Vlast odnesl 81 to-
tiz z poslednich zavodd zup-
Mich "lvi podil'. Dorostenci Ii
skali druhou cenu druzstevni,
dorostenky cenu prvni. zeny
cenu tfeti a muzi ceny prvni We
vyssim i nizsim odd6leni. Take
jednotlivci drzeli Sc statecn6,
take opet skoro vetsina cen
jednotlivcd pripadla teto jed
note. Vecirek zahajil misto-
starosta jednoty br. Kolar, po
|nemz strucne promluvil br.
Havranek. Zupni nacelnice Sc
Srfa kraWcOVa pO Strucnem a
obsaznem proslovu odevzdala
ceny sestram a dorostenkam.
Zupni nacelnik br. Prech pro-
mluvil k dorostencHm mu-
zum odevzdal jednot6 oba
DutOyni DOharv. iichz znskal Ia
druzstva muzd. jakoz ceny
jednotlivcdm. Pc te rozproudi-
la Sc sokolska zabava, jez tr-
vala pres pulnoc. Vysledky,
jichz docilil Sokol Nova Vlast
pfi zavodech dokazaly, ze "a
vody nevyhravaji sc mluvenim,
nybrz pimou a vytvalou pfi-
pravou. Dalsimu p1sobeni
Sokola Nova Vlast bratrske
Ma zdar!
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-07-30
ODPADKY BUDOU
"UKLADANY" {
Zavinil to polar v peel ma
jich spalovani.

Pozar, jenz vcera odpoledne
radil v p6tipatrove bndovs
mestskeho zavodu ma spalova-
nj odpadku We Willow, iizne Cd
Clevelandu, zpIsobi, ze od-
padky budou Sc hromaditi po
n6kolik dni mIze zkompli-
kovati process, ktery vede ves-
nice CuyaIhoga Heights proti
m6stu a jenz ma zapociti v L.
terry pred odvolacim soudem.
Zavreni zavodu nebude snad
ma delsi dobu tri dna, direktor
Maline, jenz odebral sc do
Willow, jakmile zv6del o poza-
ru, pravil vcera vecer. Skodu
odhaduje ma $4,000, jez kry.
ia jest pojist6nim. Mezitim co
v zavode konany budou spray
ky, odpadky budou ukladany.
Pravni zastlpce vesnice Gu
yahoga Heights prohlasil, ze
zdali vznikne nasledkem toho
vetsi zapach, budou miti o dl-
vod vice v jejich usilovani o
odstraneni odpadkove pece z
jejich okoli.
Oheh byl spozorovan asi We
3 hodiny odpoledne a ackoli
vsichni zamestnanci pustili sc
do zapasu MIN a tfi Getty cle-
velandskych haAcd povoAany,
prece jen natropil znacnou sko-
du. nez pfiveden byl pod kon-
trolu.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-07-30
ZDVORILf HOSI - ALE
LUPlCI.

"Hezci hosi a tax zdvofili".
Toto bylo mineni, jez utvorila
81 pi. Rose Boslow-ova trech
mladych mulch, kteri prisli
do delikatesniho obchodu jeji-
ho manzela, 9OO1 Wade ave-
nue. vcera v poledne, kdyz tam
byla sama. Zmenila vsak po-
n6kud toto min6ni, kdyz diva
z Mich tasili revolvery okra-
dli register o vsechny papirove
penize, asi $25. z nezname
pficimy nechai tam as; tutez
castku We stfibrnych penezich.
Kdyz hosi, We veku kolem 18
rokd, prisli do obchodu, objed-
nall 81 iiste zbozi. v tom vesla
tam jista zena a mladici u'stou-
pill cd pultu, dotkli Sc klobou-
XII rekli: "Jen obsluzte tn
pani, my nemame naspech. "
A kdyz pani byla obslouzena a
odesla, zacalo to temi revol-
very. Pred peti roxy, kdyz
Boslow mel obchod ma Cedar
ave., byl rovnez okraden. Te-
hdy korist lupica einila $500 a
mimo to wall ti-i prsteny pri-
lalezejici jeho zene v Gene
$3.50.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-07-30
STRANSKY DO Gle.
VELANDU.
Prosluly dirigent bude zde
fidit cperu.

Cleveland Tetosni sezone
bude NIT priIezitost pozorovati
Josefa Stranskeho, slavneho di
rigenta, mavati taktovkou pri
rizeni opery, poprve v teto ze-
mi.
Stransky, jenz po dvanact
rokG byl dirigentem new-yor-
skeho filharmonickeho orche-
stru a jenz pritomn6 ridi new
yorsky statni symfonicky or
chestr, bude riditi predstaveni
Mozartovy "Figarovy svatby"
ktera bude uvedena ma jeviste
auditoria v budove zednafI %.
!;stopadu. Stransky vratil sc
Z Evropy pred nekolika dny,
kdyz byl stravil vice mesicd We
Spanelsku, N6mecku, Rakou-
sku a jinych zemich. Dirigoval
nekolik pfedstaveni v Barcelo-
ne a Madride pax odeiel do
Baden-Baden, kde ridil Mozar-
tIv festival.
Vedle zmin6ne opery dava-
no bude v Clevelandu v letoSni
sezone n6kolik jinych oper,
vetsinou Wagnerovych, v ty-
dnu cd 20. do 25. listopadu.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-07-30
ZNAMf KRAJANE
PkEPADENI.
Manzele Vit&kovi q p. K. Ma
res obsti Itolxu ma 1873. ul.
a Miles Ave.

Ones casne rano doslo ku
vzrusujici affere ma 1873. uli-
ci Miles ave., jez pry byla do
hrou sporu v jednom hostinci
v North Randall, jak sdeluji
poledni anglicke listy.
Pan Josef Vitak, jenz vede
znamy Plzehsky hotel ma
Broadway, jeho mamzelka a p.
K. Mares vraceli sc V drozco k
domovu, kdyz tn amtomobil, v
nemz bylo pet muzu, vjel zrov-
ma pred ne, a tax donutil auto
drozku zastaviti. Doslo k "a
pasu, Ia nehoz manzele Vita
kovi a p. Mares strzeni byli s
drozky. Kdyz dostavila Sc po-
licie z Broadwayske stanice, p.
Vitak byl v bezvedomi, kdezto
jeho manzelka trpela nasled-
KEN cetnych ran, surovci il "a
sazenych. UtoGnfci zmizeli.
Manzele Vitakovi byli watt
do nemOcnice St. Alexis a po-
zdeji do sveho domova.
Policie zjistila, ze autodroz-
ka, v nfz jeli eminent krajane.
nasledovana byla automobi-
lem onemi peti muzi z North
Randall po hadce, k niz doslo
v jednom z tamnich hostincG.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-07-30

Postrelen byv nahodou svym
pritelem. kdyz prohlizel 81 je-
no "raifl", Nick Debello, IL
lety els. 1885 zap. 60. ulice,
jest v kritickem Mavu v nemoc
nici sv. Jana a sotva vdrzi. Je-
no pritel. Peter Delvecco, 12-
lety. z {. 1898 zap. 60. ulice,
jenz podal policii zpravu Q
strelbe. Jest zdrcen. Pravil
ze vGbec newt, jak sc to stalo,
re vibec nevi, jak sc stale, ze
mocnici Sc vyjadrili, re jest ma
deje ma zachran6ni ranenehc
chlapce. zdali stfela neprojela
ieho plicemi.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-07-30
VYLET STARYCH CESKYCH
OSADNfKU.

Zabavy Starych Ceskych O.
sadnikG vyznacuji Sc vzdy pra
YOU druznosti veselosti. TAX
bylo tomu vcera phi jejich W.
lete v zahrade Ceske Sine So
kol ma Clark Ave. Sesli sc zde
clenove spolku j jejich prate-
le. ably zapomneli alespon ma
chvili ma tn kazdodenni drinu
a oddali Sc nelicenemu veself.
o rozproudeni zabavy pficinila
Sc ma prvem miste Sokolska
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-07-30
~ UPOZORNENf. wl

Sdruzeni ceskych svob. skol kona pfisti schnzi
dtery, 81 cervence s hod vocer Ceske Nafod-
nj Sini ma Broadway Vsichni zastupci do Sdruze-
nj sko jsou zadani by Sc urcite dostavili Upozor-
huj Sc zvaste, by Sc dostavili z&stupc istfedni
tsesa, jak byo usneseno posledni skolske konfe-
mci m. r. to "a Velkovybor j. G. D., "a Ustredni
vybor S. P. j., "a Velkorad G. S. p S., "a Velkorad
G. S. B. P J., "a Velkolozi J. T., Ustredni vybor
G. S. O., "a Denickou radu, "a Mist Sdruz. Svazu
Svobodomyslnych, "a Sokolskou zupu severovychod
nj a "a Odbocku Amer Narodnihe Sdruzeni Cecho-
slovakd, dale zastupci skolnich patronat. Do teto
sch1ze jsou zvlasts zvani v5chni pp ucitels vsech
svobodomyslnych skol Ably veskere prace pro pri-
!: sti skoni rok mohly byti prpraveny, ably lspech
dobry vysledek skolniho roku byl zajisten e zapo-
!, tfebi spolecne harmoncke prace vsech uprimnych
pfatel spolkd, majicich zajem skoly. -
Ocekavame, ze vyzvani toto nevyzni ma prazd-
; no kazdy Sc cas- dostavi. Kde neby zastupce
aosud zvoen, zadame, by Sc do teto schze dostavil
pfedseda.
Ia Sdruzeni ceskych svob. skol
VYBOR.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-07-30

SlabOmyslnS stafena. Ma
straznici ma Masarykove nadra
Ii pfedvedena byla neznama
slabomyslna zena, ktera sed6-
la v nadrazi jiz cd rama. Mlu-
villa zmatene a ffkala, ze sc
jmenuje Katefina Vycpalkova
a prijela pry z Manetina do
Prahy k svemu synu Vaclavu.
Eyla asi 75-leta, mensi posta-
Wy, sedivych vlasd, obleeena v
cerne saty a ma hlave billy VI
neny satek. Policejni lekaf dal
il dopraviti do 1stavu pro cho-
romyslne v Praze.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-07-30
syEDKoYE " PROcEsU
S WHITFIELDEM.
stckili AL" Felly 2 Madison
Wis, = Dewey Bisss = Chi
caga budou pfedvolSni.

,caga budou pfedvolSni.
"Chili AL" Felly, vlastnik re-
stau9ace v Madison, Wis, byl
obeslan osobne prirucfm okres-
MIN zalobcem Jameson T. Gas
6dym, zrovna lkdyz Sc chystal
k odiezdn' do sveho domova We
zmin6nem wisconsinskem me-
ste v sobotu dopoledne.
Detektiv Harry Brown ode
jel do Chicago, ably pfivezl od-
tantud Dewey Biggse, MATTE
le garaze, jemuz pry Whit
field dali svnj 45Idalibrovy re-
volver. Cd Fellyho Sc oceka-
va, ze vylfcf, ja,k Whitfield byl
chycen a uprchl pred jeho re-
stauracf, coz s hlediska obza-
Toby bude dIlezitou casti sve-
dectvf.,
Biggsovymi vypov6d'mi chce
vefejny zalobce dokazati, ze
Whitfield jeste " Chicago mel
revolver, ktery wal z domu ma
Elgin avenue, bezprostredne
pred tim, nez byl Griffin "a
stfelen.
V sobotu soud nezasedal a
hlavnf osoby v procesu, krone
Whitfielda, ztravili vice meme
bezstarostny den. Porotci, de-
vet muzd a til zeny, pod dozo-
rem bailifa Boutalla navstivili
odpo]edne B. F. Keithovo diva
dlo ma Euclid ave. a 1O5. ulici,
vecer pax divadlo Mall.
Marie Price-ova, Whitfieldo-
va spolecnice ma casti jeho ce-
sty po spachani vrazdy, ztra-
villa den klidne, znstavsi ponej-
vice We svych mistnostech v A.
merican House, kde spolu s
matkou, pf. Arabellou Price-o-
YOU jest pod dozorem policist-
ky Metzgerove.
Odpoledne vSaIk divka = ma
tkou, V prGvodu Metzgerove a
detektiva Nevela, vzata byla
ma automobilovou projizd'ku
Edgewater parkem.
Vcerejsi dem Marie Price
ova. ztravila sc svoji matkou v
hotelu We spolecnosti policist-
ky Metzgerove. lOcekaya Sc,
ze 'divka bude dnes povolana
ma svedectvi a ze jeji vypovedi
vyvrati tvrzeni obhajoby, ze
Whitfield nebyl ozbrojen do
poledne II. kvetna. Marie
drive jiz prohlasila, ze kdyz
Whitfield prisel k nj a rekl il,
aby Sc pripravila ma cestu, po-
lozil revolver ma pradelnik.
Nepochybne tez pi. Clara
Brielova 2 River Road. Cha
grin Falls, ktera ztotoznila
Whitfielda jako muze, jenz
vypdjcil 81 cd nj lopatu v den,
kdy policista Griffin byl "a
vrazden, bude dnes svedciti.
Vcera porota, jez rozhodne
o osudu vrahove, byla vzata
bailifem pOdivati Sc ma hru mi
&c mezi "veterany" tohoto spor
tn ma Dunn Field a po te pod
niknuta automobilova prcjizd'-
ka parcich. Veceri mela We
Whites Cafe ma zap. 6. ulici.
Porota jest ubytovana v hote-
lu Statler.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-07-30
Mirnofadna schize
Druzziiny Ceskoslov.
Legionaffi.

BRATRf!
Dostavte sc do velmi dHle-
Ute mimoradne schIze Druzi-
ny pfiSti pondSli 80. Gervence,
v 8 hodin vecer do Ceske Ma
rodni Sine ma Broadway. Vel
mi dilezite jednanf predleha
ma dennim poradku. Dostav
sc kazdy urcit6 a v cas-.
TAJEMNlK.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-12-28
Science

John Franklin Adams, al retired
merchant of London, has finished
photographing the entire heavens.
He photographed the south heavens
at the Cape of Good Hope. South
Africa, and the north hemisphere he
photographed at Godalming, England.
The taking Of these Photographs took
eight years. The plates were com
pleted in 1911 and additional work
has brought the completion of the en-
tire enterprise down to the present.
For years the counting Of the stars
in Adams photographs has been go
ing on. The count is not yet com
plete. but enough has been done to
indicate the positions Of over three
thousand million OF stars.
The work. while intensely interest
ing to astronomers, and of value in
indicating the positions of the stars.
does not settle any such question as
the shape of the universe or the num-
Der of the stars. How many there are
beyond the range of scientific ap-
paratus Is. of course, unknown. So
far, astronomy teaches only one thing
where tho size of the universe is con-
cerned-the insignificance Of the earth
in the scheme Of universal immensely.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-12-28
"a SUBSTITUTE FOR THE SUBSIDY

1HOSE ship subsidy beggars having
the American public treasury in the form of direct cash
subsidy up again in Washington entirely
makeups
Their spokesman Congress the of yore Senator
Wesley Washington the Infamous
Laker subsidy through the Senate Now Jones has offered
bill which he calls "a substitute for the subsidy
The bill would add per dutiable goods and
2 per axee goods coming the United States
in foreign bottoms, but would goods coming the
United States American ships 1t would foreign ships
rng American ports so and American ships but
cents a
As substitute for the subsidy this Jones scheme is fine
trouble maker If would result in immediate retaa
tory by other which would the
monetary advantages American ships The main gain would
be in international i'll win proposition that its face
unfair and discriminatory.
the Governments shipping experts really looking for
alternative for the ship subsidy chey might consider for
while offered by this paper than year ago. which
would be the expense of the taxpayers the of the
good viii of our neghbors across the
s Here is:
= There handicaps operation American
ships
q First-Under of ships Ameri
can ship pay per mosty
foreign governments than foreign ships This could be
edied at cost in forty-eight hours.
Second-Oneenth of American ship earning time is
wasted by the delays United States boiler and hull inspection
Secretary Hoover boss of the inspection services could
this in five minutes.
'Thrd-Coal profteerng-which be remedied
ships at the time is remeded all other coal
'FOurth-Labor-An alternative subsidy bill could provide
that American ship might pay only the lowest wages paid
by any foreign competitors that sailor signing for
sign also with the United States collector of the port of de-
paru and upon his be paid by the United
difference between the paid by the shpowner and the
fixed by the seamen s law.
More than year this alternative for the subsidy
suggested by of the successful ship operators this
try has known After thinking for year. The Ind
annapolis Times still thinks is better than any other idea yet
Yanced because it would apply all American ships
favored few And it would result reaatory warfare by
foreign nations with whom American shipping completes
business.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-12-28
PURPOSE AND LOYALTY

PROFESSIONALLY the orburdened simply floods out to
" bully fellows in Washington who have keep the
Questions and Answers Bureau of the Scrippsoward
papers alive and growing.
They have to of query that gets
into the human head They dig and hunt for hours for
sword Daily they decorations for patience per-
sistency and reliability very few life
and the outside world magnes that they merely have
page of book record discover phloso
ply of Socrates when wooden shoe invented
Observe that this the sacred Christmas Peace on
earth good will toward men, yet fellow
workers of have deliver that suffer- this in
their Christmas day issue
Q. GLOW be prevented congregating on
back fence?"
A. Sprinkle turpentne top of it.
There is something than laugh this The
who only procession of male and female licking
trpentne off their and retiring their homes
disgust misses something Really, it fine demonstration of
loyalty good purposereief from
Altt thing in the matter of cats perhaps little
things that make up life? Isn't doyaty good purpose
that a the world today? Good purpose steadfasness loyalty
Odetas viii sweep misery off the face of the EARTH just
pentine clears back fence of
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-12-28
Blue for Little
Boy Blue
By BFRTON BRALEY

BY BERTON BRALEY
The little toy soldier is merry and
bright,
And the little toy dog is gay,
But Little Boy Blue isn't feeling Just
right
And he frets I'm a childish way,
For papa has taken from Little Boy
Blue
His soldier. still fresh from the
shelf,
And papa has taken the little dog
too,
He wants to play with them him
self.
The little toy engine goes round on
its track,
The little toy auto runs great,
They give much amusement to Big
Brother Jack
Who plays with them early. anC
late.
The little toy derrick, the toy build
ing blocks.
Well, Uncle is playing with these
| And as for the cute little Jack-in-the
box,
Aunt Emma has THAT, II yOC
! please.
Yes all of the grown-ups are gay al
| can be,
The house fairly rings with theil
noise
But Little Boy Blue isn't happy
for he
Can't get within reach of his toys
For Dad, Aunt and Uncle anC
Brother are all
Engaged with the toys that are
new;
{ It's fun for them, doubtless, but oh
what a squawI
Is coming from Little Boy Bluel
Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Inc.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-12-28
Postal Workers. RenI,

TO the Editor Of The Ttmes
I am replying TO a communication
signed by Mr. ). s. Hotsenpiller. New
castle. Ind, published in this column
Is 1t a wonder that the working man
finds It so hard to get an increase in
salary, when there is always some
one of his fellow workers ready to
hand the one that is trying to get an
increase q knock with a sIedge ham
mer7
In the first place, there are few fac
tory workers, especially skilled work
ers. who work ten hours a day Most
factories work nine hours day and
five on Saturdays. which is the equiva.
lent OF eight hours per day of the
postal workers.
So far as a factory man making So
or 81 per day is concerned. I wish TO
state that the uneduceted day laborer
makes that much money. but the
skilled factory worker makes much
more than that. l personally am an
ex-factory worker and am making less
money as a postal worker than I ever
made in the factory.
/ like my job, but seemingly YOU
should follow the advice you give to
the postal workers and quit your fac
tory job and get one as a postal
worker. They are not hard to get and
you probably would soon accumulate
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-12-28
SCHLOSS' FORWARD STEP

OIL SCHLOSS president the city board of health
ID showing business mans keenness judging civic values
well commercial values.
his advocacy of psychopahic ward the city hospi
tai for of patients he has taken stand that
gressive and In keeping with needs of the times
The practice of permitting insane patients to be kept
the county Jail evil that should be remeded
sibe Not all who go to jail criminals
Visit the county Jail time You probably will be strucl
with the plight many persons suffering
diseases Of defect
Last year there S62 persons who hat
committed ofenses confined in jais
No facilities provided rule for these unforunates
Medical attention which they need sorey is deprived.
The State attempting the situation by forming
outdoor colonies three of the hospitals the Northern Eastern
and Southeastern Yet the blight still exists.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-12-28
No. Z of Series -
Winter
Safety
BY National Safety Council

If you own or operate an automo-
bile you owe it to your family and
to others using the streets to keep
your brakes in proper condition. Test
them every day. When you leave the
garage make a service test by throw
ing out the clutch and applying the
brakes. If they are not working
properly. do not endanger your life
and the lives of others by driving the
car on the street If you can not
make the repairs yourself, take the
car to the nearest service station.
At least once a month, or after
driving 1000 miles, make this test.
Jack up the rear wheels and apply
the brake so you can just turn ons
wheel by hand. Then adjust the
brake on the other wheel until the
braking power on both wheels Is
equal. Unequal braking power -
likely to cause skidding.
Even If your brakes are 100. per
cent efficient, don't abuse them. Don't
drive at an excessive rate of speed and
expect the brakes to stop the car
suddenly in an emergency. 1t i'm
poses an unnecessary strain on the
car and makes the brakes less efficient
for a real emergency and on wet and
slippery pavements there is always
the danger Of skidding. Locked
wheels act as runners on ice and the
momentum of the car will carry 1t
several feet.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-12-28
SIMS
81 4 i Says

our Leap Year advice to single men
is look before you leap.
Wear your Christmas neckties all
during Leap Year and they Will help
you stay single.
Get a good haircut and tell her you
think Valentino Is a bum VIII keep
you single this Leap Year.
Asking her why she doesn't dress
instead of going SO naked may keep
you single this Leap Year
Chew tobacco and spit on her floor.
Not sanitary. but helps you stay sin
gle during Leap Year.
Grow a mustache and stick it full
of chewing gum. This will keep you
single during Leap Year.
Quit shaving during Leap Year and
you are safe. No girl viii propose
to a human hairbrush.
Put rubber in your tobacco and
smoke a strong pipe to remain single
during this Leap Year.
Tell her none of the 0. her girls want
to marry you. 1t will keep you sin
gle during Leap Year.
Never having your sh oes shined or
trousers pressed will help you stay
single this Leap Year.
Telling all fat girls they are fat
and all skinny girls they are skinny
will keep you single.
Bobbed hair will catch a mans tie
pin quickly. II soft and fluffy 1t will
catch a whole man.
Put on short pants, eat stick candy
and cry Foolish, but will keep you
single during Leap Year.
Punch your girl In the eye and
laugh when she cries. 1t viii keep
| you single during Leap Year.
Look at your nose until you get
cross,eyed. Difficult, but helps you
stay single during Leap Year.
Going about with holes in your
| socks and not washing your feet Will
| keep you single during Leap Year.
Go to see your girl and take a
book to read. This will help you stay
| single during Leap Year.
If you have two suits wear the coat
of one and trousers Of the other to
| stay single in Leap Year.
When she Fuckers up her lips ask
her If she Is trying to whistle. May
help you stay single in Leap Year.
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enough on our enormous salary to
soon retire.
So far as the dust which you have
to breathe is concerned, I am sure
you win fnd after you get in the
postal service that we have plenty of
it to breathe In a postofice. You will
also find that after you serve your
eight-hour day, which will probably
have to be put in after 3 p. m. in the
afternoon, you can go home and put
in a couple Of hours studying a postal
scheme.
Hoping you will get your eyes open
and put up your sledge hammer, I
remain. HENRY E. ARNOLD,
631 Tecumseh ST.
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Name in Full"
. me Editor Of The Times

To the Editor Of The Times
Mr.. c. D. II states in a letter that
the so-called Khan doctrines find their
best seed beds among people of a
radical nature and that about 80 per
cent of the membership has a tend
ency to be narrow in views and that
he knows several Klansmen.
Mr.. G. D. H, not one statement
you have made is true. Listen IAN
liars shall have their part in the lake
which burneth with fire and br1m-
stone" Rev 21-8 Mr.. c. D. H, you
have been given a mouth and wis
dom which all your adversaries shall
not be able to gainsay nor resist. Give
your name in full so the people will
know the Wise Man OF the East
JAMES r. YOUNG,
532 Virginia Ave.
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Last evening as we sat on the
sand in our dripping bathing suits ]
remarked, 'Alasi I leave tomorrow,
and shan't be seeing so much of you
hereafter
1.-The dear little innocent dove looked
me in the eye and replied
Well, If you would stay over to
the dance tomorrow evening you could
see me in my new dress"
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Effects on Dad

II suppose, Henry" said the old
gentleman to his new son-in-law
that you ere aware the chick for
$4,000 I put among your wedding
presents was merely for effect?"
oh. yes. sir responded the cheer
full Henry. And the effect was ex-
cellent. The bank cashed 1t this morn
ing without a word. Vanity Fair.