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, 1923-03-24
WHO'S WHO

Betty noans. daughter or an Am
,r.can miss onnry at T'RIaan-nd. Pro
Vince % Hlusl China. becomes N
fatuated on the Shto. while travel.
iag 20 rojoln her father. with
Jonathan Brachey. a distinguished
writer. on his way to investigate
rumois OF Revolution tn China.
Braehey admits h. Is married. but
tells Betty he and his wife have part,
ed, He decides Il s. better not TO
see her aga n. but being told that
T'atnAn,fu is the center us the bitter
Company. he soes there. Chinese
Compound TO have him Identity him
Betty. At first neither Of the two
speaks. but as he is about 10 leave
he dashes N stairs and whispers
a few words 70 her. This sstonishes
Elmcr BOatwHEht, IN charge at ths
the Mission. N tho absence a
GrEESby Doane. Bstty's Father.
Who IS ut So TunE. where Chinese
CT the Great Eve Society. or Look
srs, have attacked employees OF the
Hon Shan Company.
Mrs BoSfvriEht. strict housekeep-
sr OF the Compound. is told OF the
meeting between Braehcy and Betty
and gots from the sirl the admis
Eon that she knew Bgaehy was
married. When Mr.. Doans returns
with news or a massacre OF the Ho
shan CompAny's employees at So
TinE Mr.. BoAtwrtKht tells hin OF the
affair between Brachey and Betty.
Dcsno Eoes nrst 20 see his daughter
bat lacks the courage 20 epeak 20
her about Braehey. lie eTacts from
Rrnchey. later, however. a promise
that re Will leave T'Rin+an.fu without
seeing tho girl. DoSae then starts to
walk 10 HunS Gran. In the morning
BrRchey receives n note from
Mr.. Pc, interpreter a. the Yamsn o.
Judge Pao. telling him that the Great
Eye soldiers are planning 10 attack
the Tainan-cu mission. and that Mr..
DcArs had been killed. BrAchey
carries the news to the Mission, hut
In the fAce OF death. The whites re-
fuse TO leave their native converts
and girls. Mrs.. EoatwrEht orders
him from this Mission. and Betty. to
the horror OF the rest. decides 10 SO
with him.
Accompanied by Brschey's Chinese
servants and Mr.. Po. tho latter es-
Gaping disguised as a muloteer. Betty
ard tho writer travel toward Pins
spending three nights on the
road.
Betty Is oStzcisei by Mrs Boat.
and tho other women Of the
the whole mission stasf hav
ing hurried 70 the Ho shan company
eompount at Ping THnr. The Look
, 1923-03-24

q; Is probable that he regarded your
death ss a release Well -
Fer n moment h bent silently over
her task ~ bandAgtnS.
Yes Tel mer'
wen Mrs BoStwrtkht felt
thAt 10 was not yet the ume TO SO,
she distrls,cd this man. So We
STAYED a Few days longer.
"Ycu are not telling mo"
Yes, ! am coming 70 IL Betty
d. Betty fclt hat she couldn't
let him 80 slouc."
SO sho came with hing
Or. Cssln bowed. Elmer BoSt,
wright bowed.
And they are here ncwg"
Betty Is staying with Madame
FourmonL Mr.. Brachcy Is living IN
a tent
Where What tentr
Elmer BcatwrSht Did not Wal, 10
hear this question answered. DcAnc
wasn't normal, that was plain lie
might KIN Erachey. And 50.
without a plan. Elmer BcAtNriEht
slipped out and hurried 20 Bracheys
TENT.
Rraehsy lay uncovered dressed. as
Boa:wr,ght saw when he struck a
match 90 make certain o. bis man.
B-Sehey started up instantly.
-Wcl,r he said.
7 have come en- a peculiar GRAND.
N- HrArhsy Roatwrieht
Was ~furnbu1E go- words There 10
lt,ie time for talk A queer situa.
rcr irt INC say this-when
% came 90 ths uiss on &; was un.
der thc slrp1sitioa yhat Grtsssby
Diane Was dead
Ars You wckn Ihst Sow
tH1. sHs news was iuzc,lr
, 1923-03-24

Boatwright inclined his head.
He is alive. thenc'
Another bow.
HE is heree"
Boatwright's head again inclined.
u want 70 MAKE = plain To YOU
that he isn't altogether himself. He
has some fever now. I believe.
lie has just learned that YOU are here
that YOU"
That brought his daughter hcrec
The remark was cool. clear. decisive,
We'll. yes. My suggestion is-wcl
that you move over 20 the residence
fer the rest OF the night"
You mean that he may attack
mee'
"we!i-yes. It's quite possible that
hes on his way here now"
II was IN my room, But you're
you don't meSn-'
"I'm going to see him. o. ooursor'
\ few minutes later. Brachey stop
ped. looking about
This is tho house. isn't TT" he
remarked. then turned in toward the
steps.
The door burst open. and a huge
shadowy figure plunged out. = wo-
mans voice followed: u mus. ask
you TO come back. Mr.. Dcanc. Really
If you
AZ the uRme-"Mr. Dosuo"-Ba-
chey stopped short and s~ticgcnci. his
shoulders drawn hack. his head high
poSne, too, stopped. peerlng down.
NJ DoAne.' said the younEe-
man, firmly but perhaps in a siggh,.
~ louder tone than was n-ccassary
II am Jonathan Brachey."
4 hush fell on the group OF them
BrSchey waiting at the bottom stem.
Boatwrtght barely visible and Grise
by noano staring down IN astcnish.
ment.
Braehey Was about 70 speak again
Blu noane, with an exclamation that
was not a word. seemed to leap down
the steps, waving his stick about his
head.
There was the sound OF \ few
heavy blows, and then BracAsy lay
huddled in a heap, and Doane stood
over him, Breathing very ha-l.
Or. CSssin hurried down the steps
and knei; beside the silent ngurc
thtre.
soon RoatwriEht heard the voice Of
NJ Pourmonc Doane had sunk down
n h steps. his head in his hands.
And owe him, with raised rorednEe-.
h engineer was speaking as follows.
Monsieur DoSne, 4; gives me re
great rlaisi- 70 know Kat you do not
die, To you herr I orair - welcome
viz all my cart. But e is 7 who am
here - oommandair, An I now com.
man YOU. Monsieur Doanc. ger mus.
30 here no more Of re mattafr per,
sonal. We here nght ;-oEczzor. as
one, not viz each cser. Us /, Is
one I nee II Is on i'm "a; I lean.
nozne slowly lifted his head and
locked AZ ". Pouvmont "Very well. 81
he said quietly. You are riShL oi
course. He looked directly AZ D..
! CaSsin as he said:
is he badly hurt
u don't think So" replied the ply.
stefan simply. wholly herself. The
skull doesn't seem to be fractured
We msy ind some c-oncussion. @.
course"
poAne's breath whisled eonvuiave
lyinward. Then he ~said-undcr his
hraih, but audible enough;
what an awful thing 20 dol What
a terrible thing TO do And Eot ut
% Roatwrsght hurr'eo 70 help him,
I'm 80 VITA you. Elmer. said
pcane.
In the morning. Doanc found Be;t,
beside HIM Their talk was % nat
ural things and 10 decided that she
hadn't BEEN told % his attack or
BrachUr.
Soremuscisd a. Re was. re was ~.
solved 20 80 through ;he enemy lines
and reach = Telegraph office He
. W-~H. 80 ~ W
, 1923-03-24

experience has come 70 re : can't
see tho way cry clearly, It's n
mar
She rushed or with e. - wanted
you 10 meet him tonight Ues-cut
lu the trenches all DAY. up the hill.
Weue expecting wori-a cahIecram
when they gct through 10 US Hen
come 90 you then. But well. 7
have had 90 ten ycu this much-tha:
its iJs Sll rEht
lcauc s-wet M his tSt;s-sd krap
a'l-i 10 with o. SORT - iron "a
ecn -ai as soan as d1rSasss
, 1923-03-24
LOVE NOTES


Women were made FOR the eon.or;
O man.
I find living alone has its dsad-
vantaEes, I shall investigate q few
women.
women swarm, II Is difficult for =
man 20 decide easily
After al, the choice s 70; the IN.
pcrtart thing Mans need q 10 be
, 1923-03-24

settled. slipped OUT OF the compound
and disappeared. carrying no weapon
but his walking stick
Copyright. 1898. Bel Syndicate. Incl
Tomorrcws iusialimcnt brings a
thrilling climaNA
, 1923-03-24

err Or Soldiers O che Great Eye -
esety. a-c Dnulsed at first but soou
settled down 10 a steEc OF b com
pound Elmer BoatwytSht IS awAk
eaed 70 nnd GugESay pNne, who
had hcoa rpnzed dad, alive and In
BIS rom
, 1923-03-24

considered and I need 20 sc eontor,ed
and taken care o.
, 1923-03-24

Every man likes 90 believe that
there is az least one woman who
dresses Tor his express bensat,
whereas there arc really two reasons
why n M heeds her a:.ire-hsr
own vanity and men coliec,ivciv.
lCoQyuSas. issS, b! Pebble Ledger
, 1923-10-18
WORKER FOR THE NEAR
EAST RELIEF IN CITY.

F. W. Hoffman. director for Colo
, 1923-10-18
R00SEVELT'S CAREER
TOLD IN %SCRAPBOOKS

NEW YoRK-United Press)-
When the restored birthplace OF
Theodore Roosevelt is dedicated as
a museum OF Americanism October
81 interest is likely to center In the
scrapbooks in which tho career OF
Theodore Roosevelt. from candidate
for nssemhlyman to the close OF his
picturesque career, Is recorded in
pasted newspaper clippings.
The first scrnpbook was begun by
Theodore Roosevelt. father of the
late President. Subsequent books
were kept by T. r. himself. and tho
later ones were clipped and pasted
by members OF his family. The
early scrapbooks contain annotn.
tons in Colonel Roosevelt's hand
writing. as well as letters written
while he was at Harvard.
The beautiful and costly riding
outfit presented by the Brazilian
government to Colonel Roosevelt at
tho time OF HIS visit to South Amer,
lea on tho River OF Doubt expedl.
ton. forms another attractive add.
ton to the collection.
Mrs. Theodore Roosevelt. Jr, wife
OF the present assistant secretary OF
tho navy, Inns contributed 20 th7
Roosevelt house collection the cradle
In which tho former President was
rocked
, 1923-10-18
SHEEP DIPPING
ORDER OPPOSED
BY STO ME- N
Fremont F~lockmasters
Say Hardship Would
Be Imposed.

Fremont county sheepmen are op-
posing h ruling compelling them
to dip their sheep this fall. In
fact, these flockmasters are fatty
refusing to comply with the law
which makes necessary the dipping
Of all flocks each year before No
vember first. The livestock board
says Snap into It and get those
woolies in the vat before the first
and the Fremont county sheepmen
below: Nothing doing"
Secretary Fred A. Earl of the FIRE.
mont County Woolgrowers' associn-
ton has had this matter up before
the State Board of Sheep commits
sioners for several days in an at
tempt to secure some relief for the
flockmasters who are al agreed
hat dipping under present weather
conditions is wholly impracticable
and very dangerous to the flocks
ever II It could he carried out, the
sheep and lambs already having
been greatly weakened by the
severe storms and dragging through
the mud. The ranges are all softer
than has ever been known at this
season and h sheep cannot stand
much more punishment at this
time when they should be taking
on flesh to stand the rigors of the
winter.
The weather Is apparently still
unsettled and to require dipping at
this time will work a great and un-
necessary hardship since oil Ere.
mont county flocks are FREQ from
scab.
Up to the present date the board
has shown no disposition to forego
compliance with the law. but the
sheepmen seem to be all agreed
that It is impossible to comply and
the matter Is at n deadlock.
1t Is a well understood maxim
that the law requires no impossible.
, 1923-10-18
Pershing Will
Visit Colorado

DENVER. Colo, Oct. 1s-General
John j. Pershing. chief Of staff OF
the United States army. and secre-
tary of War Weeks will be in Den
yer next week for tho annual meet
ing of the National Guard associa-
ton, Paul p. Newton, adjutant gen.
eral OF Colorado. announced. Both
General PershinS and Secretary
Weeks are scheduled to deliver ad-
dresses at the meeting. Three hun.
bred National guard and army of
ficors, including about 20 with the
rank Of brlgadler general or higher.
will be here for the meeting, Adju-
tant General Newton said. 1t VIII
be held October "a. Is and 26.
Special cars are being chartered
by the officerA from eastern points
to attend the meeting. according to
the Colorado adjutant general.
Governor William r. Sweet and
Mayor Benjamin +. Stnpleton, OF
Denver. viii welcome the guards.
men delegates.
, 1923-10-18
Preparing Trees
For Winter Told

Advice as to properly preparing
trees for the winter season is valu-
able at this time. and especially in
Casper where there is much diff
Guilty experienced In raising trees
and keeping them alive. Several
suggestions follow:
Right now is the proper time to
prune any kind of a tree. large or
small. All large trees must be
pruned heavy. and small trees re-
Gently set should be cut back SO
that they will not sway with the
wind. All tree trunks should be
whitewnshed now, n again in the
spring. Use an old broom. The
whitewash does it's work as It
washes of and the limo goes Into
all cavities in the tree. Spade up
the ground for two feet around ell
, 1923-10-18

ties and this seems to be q cas-
where the maxim might well be
invoked to prevent danger OF great
loss and suffering among the nocks
of the county that are just getting
back to normal conditions, is the
view Of all sheepmen who have ex-
pressed an opinion on the matter
to the Lander Journal.
, 1923-10-18

IAN tho credit for my good
health belongs to Tanlnc." recently
declared James Palado. 1919 18th
Avenue. West. Seattle. Wash.
I'm the spring OF 1929 I got so
rundown That n days work simply
wore me out. Six bottles of Tan
'ac added thirty-five pounds to my
weight and made mo feel like n
brand ley man. Tanlac also boost
ed me up this past spring and.
therefore, 1 know It does the work"
Tanlac is for sale by all good
druggists. Accept no substitute.
over 81 million bottles sold.
Take Tanlac Vegetable Pills
Advertisement.
, 1923-10-18

RADIO and Wyoming for Near East
relief. is IN the city from his head
quarters at Denver contering with
civic organizations and citizens with
reference to inaugurating a drive
here and at Salt Creek for funds
for the purposes OF his organization.
In all probability Mr.. Heilman will
Join his efforts TO those of the Com
, 1923-10-18
-~CURFLEW'
STALKS IN

high school. There seems to be a
strong inclination among the latter
to be out late at nights. Young men
and m are seer nearly every
night parading the streets ut hours
VIXEN they should be ut home. Yes.
long after the picture show has
closed. and there is no other place to
go. Gillette fathers and mothers
are your sons and daughters per-
mltted to violate the law?"
, 1923-10-18

small trees and keep It cultivated
weekly during the growing season
for at least three years.
Get your willow and cottonwood
cuttings ready. Plow your burrows
two feet apart. cover them up for
wind breaks and harrow in the
spring. Bed some black wainuts
and set them out In the spring.
, 1923-10-18

The ancient Creeks staked Their
faith on number ''3"-the oracle-
were consulted three times. the tri'
pod was sacred to the gods. and Sc
forth. =
, 1923-10-18

munity Chest now under way hsra
TO take care of all community
charitieA- {.
, 1923-10-18

A winged, warning mongrel ca1led
the "curflew" Is at large in the
city of Gillette. wyo. AT least
this is the impression gained from
a recent admonition administered
inently featured article Tn the
front page OF last weeks Campbell
County Record.
Before the article IS read IT
would be well to play around with
that word ''curflew." Here Is a
compound word that under fitting
circumstances might be used to de-
scribe the Epeed of a homeless
hound to whose tail some youthful
wretches had strung cast-off tin
ware.
Probably though. the "curflew" is
a deadly species OF beast that creeps
from cover when dusk fits rel
western villages and pruwls the
streets. watches from cark places for
children playing under arc lights, and
impatiently waits and peers at Its
wrist watch for n set time And
when that deadly time is at hand II
let's out an unearthly howl that
sends children madly scampering
homewards.
The Campbell County Record mod
estly claims no distinction for GIL
lette, for It maintains that like
every other town Gillette has a
7'curflew." Earnest search has
failed to reveal the possession by
any other community OF a ocurflew."
Tho kids ramble around after Dark
with only contempt for mere eur
Jews that other towns have for
soaring them home at respectable
hours. Yes. Gillette is in a class by
itself with its ''curflew." Following
Is tho Records exposition OF this
marvel:
THE CURFLEw
Like every other town Gillette
has n curf'ew.
at is n of the duties of the town
marshal to sound those familiar taps
Of the town bell every night at eight
o'clock. and It then becomes the duty
Of the children to obey what that
means. and tho parents should see
that their children are off the
streets and away from public places
unless accompanied by them or a
guardian.
1.-THE curflew is sounded as the re-
suit of an ordinance passed by our
city fathers. City ordinances are
city laws. and when children are
permitted to violate the curflew and
remain on the streets after 1t has
sounded. they are permitted to VIC
late the law.
ut is no easy matter for h City
Marshal to parade the streets and
tell each child that 1t is time he
should be at home. especially so with
the larger children who are now
growing into manhood and woman
hood, and are attending the county
The Washington times., 1923-01-09
Better Worklnansllii'

Barney Oldfield relates tllae Is
was once III partnarshipv vsta
Henry Ford but afterwards dis
solved that union ana wentsith.
some one else. Some TINA er
q friend of the Detroit W.
facturer made the. stafennent
him:
Well Hank. Barney a0l Held
helped to make youss
Yes. replied Mr.. Ford and
helped to make him 4 :
When next Barney saw his
former partner ne asked MIN IL
he had said such u thing, nala
Mr.. Ford readily admitted tthat
he had. So
Well an I've got to- ay, =
answered the noted racer is,
that IL i helped To- make yOd and
you helped to make ME, ElIa +.
lot better job than you dir,
Judge.
The Washington times., 1923-01-09
Love Boz 4
nv ITfl4allnd q iejtl

~ Akxl7ANlKl9 " AA1eA
IL took then two two wv Is 10
name TIE baby they ha4 had
seven already ~ the choice >
more oE less comp flea r.
tories 81 the great, le1icQns pf
names with their prirneval
ings, libraries of Iiterafura. tale-
phone and city directorie III
were studiously gone into -. af.
fectionate search tor ~ nae
worthy o9 the latest jewel ~ Is
family. fter. many dehaten,
copious advice from relatives s,d
some marital bitterness ana So
1 arrangement they christene ~,
her Isobella Iona ALarpl
was terrible but twas m aepteve-
;lnent Greater than naInin =
& baby particularly 8 baby
there Ii none. -
Eighteen years Iater &. be.
came prominent II the moyie =
Fay E0llie. y snne
rs 49,
oThis car has twice the spead
# used to have, Henry
Sure il has Lizzy took tha
engine outTthat was what held
the darn thing back &.
17s 49,
Some one has got to wiel ~
pick. 4. -.
Use the AZ ana run the train;
Some one has cot to dig the cOal,
Build the roads and plant fhe
grain.
some one has got T. deSs
This world can't get along
without ii,
But I'm darn sure ii WON'T IS
FOR I had rather write abopt L.
About the oniy standard SIss
that haven't cut 4 melon aFe 0ilEe
and castor
80
That fellow buying sill Il
Henry Ford z * .sa
That sot wonder Nhdt ~
Tlle gets7'
OH s0xs1s 4 spose.'s
HelIol What happened7 Auto
accidenf z,
Nope. Met afeileE + rsif over
onces and he recognized me.
Kriss Instead Iof chicken
make Il turtle. slW
Waiter lyeIIins Make t
chicken turn turtle. -
The Washington times., 1923-01-09

'24-Where did Mr.. Chattie get
that line of his?
25-He used to take oratory
In a BARRIERS college.-Texas
Scalper.
The Washington times., 1923-01-09
With

'tars "a saIl Opera night.
Chorus laiah gIids ana
Sing sing With al your III b
1t sleeps! a1 81
The audience
Sleeps.
The Washington times., 1923-01-09
JUDGMENTS
By FoWen.

By FOWell.
DID to the list of uncon-
seious--as it were-humor-
IA lists the candy manufac-
turer. His humor is of the
frankest description, taking the
form OF q box whose cover
shows q group of pirates. At
last he labels himself what every
body has been calling him since
he started selling se-cent candy
for 50.
"A maxim of modern diplomacy:
TO the victors belong the oils.
II monkey grating rejuyenates
the aged and senile, perhaps there
is stu hope for the Republican
elephant. Possibly. we shall
henceforth. refer to him as the
Gland Old Party.
Couldn't go to the movies. so
shoots himself.-A news head
lire.
We can't understand such
state of mind. On the other
hand, we could readily compre-
bend the reverse: Could not
shoot himself so goes to the
movies.
The good people who never
throw anything away should
hang on with particular tenacity
TO baby's teething ring. It may
come in handy when baby cuts
his third set of steeth at the age
Of nirstyteight.
Now Is the season when the
political ''lamee duck waddles.
painfully to the pork barrel and
Quacks for q hand-out.
The long skirt is having its in
aVitabl@ effect. Unable to show
III OF their legs by the simple
process of crossing them. chorus
girls arriving from abroad are
now standing on their heads on
! the steamer deck before the
ubiquitous camera.
In New York State. in his strug-
sic: for reelection, the vastly
licked Senator Calder spent $685..
s49 of a contributed fund of
e26.s50. with the balance re-
maining, the Honorable Bin might
purchase 4 pair of Littauer's
Gloversville gloves. Or. possibly.
two pairs of those German-made
gloves which Littauer. stanch
friend Of American labor. Inn
ported before the Fordney tariff
took effect.
There is nothing surprising in
che combination Of the big cotton
ana wool Industries under the
Fordney tariff. They have been
combined in every :;iall wool" suit
since the world was made safe
for democracy.
Transportation workers run
the street cars one day and stop
them the other stx.-The Mad
Monk of MOSCOW.
Why that one days work?
There is a traitor in the Boil
eheyik midst. Down with the
aristocrat.
New York is consuming 700,-
coo, 900 gallons of water day,
according to official report. When
the prohibitionists make it wholly
dry. New York will be much
wetter.
everyone in California is hap
ny and care-free "a railway ad-
vertisement.
Notably the bootleggers, now
that California has voted dry.
s.And especially save us from
voting for any selfish candidates"
We quote from a prayer written
for the National League of
Women Voters. That being the
case, the ladies may 40 well be
+'sayed" from going to the polls
aftogether-Judge.
"oh, Mr.. Riley, IL fear I'm
sitting on your hat"
The Washington times., 1923-01-09
Watefed stock. l

: 49, 7 = @8xxia
In a French Canadian settle
ment IN Eastern Quebec =
Frenchman was invited toapar-
take of the, evening meal Az the
home of his brother. ,.5sss;iisszs
During the course Of the meal
the milk pitcher was ,passed f.
the Frenchman, and while pour
ing same into his coffee 4lsss re-
marked: Pierre. where yosasat
these milk ?s' el1issoa
Pierre replied, Those -snsk.
she's come from my COW. "oTe
ssVslIp' was the responsetss
had better get one tarpauliR Ser
these COW. she leaks! Judgess
There once was q goofy young
swain . ;e1.
Regarded by girls with diaAaan
Tin at footbaII he played. 80 asas
Kicked q goal while fans. rraNeA
Now he keeps 'em away wttbSa,
-. cane. Is ;sA
.
ia Chicago. PhoeMi16
+ sas.. ------v---s rgsasS
A young physician was buying
furniture for the equipment Of
his office. The salesman 4aeked
his brain to think Of sondeClifag
else to sell him. 1870
He had sold almost ever5thiAg
that was appropriate or necessary
when. ne had happy thought:
"oh. yes: | nearly forgot. he
exclaimed. 'iYou need door
mat
"Not a new ons," said NAe
young doctor. I'm get that
secondhand store. A worn one
win be a much better adyefti1s-
ment.- Pickup. -
An aoptif1fst is one who sRops
out of bed on a cold noralag.
saying. ..Well, old bed, TN be
back to you In seventeen hours. Z
The pessimist hops III bed, fssy-
ing: Gee. up again In seven
hotrsr,--Mass. Tech Woo SB66
~
The Washington times., 1923-01-09

One Of the boys at the Putnam
county orphanage was protesting
TO a felIow-innate about having
TO 20 to school. He was over.
heard by one Of the officials, who
exclaimed:
why, Robert Dillon, what do
you mean? You should be
ashamed of yourself"
What's the use?" the little boy
returned, my history book says
that Lincoln didn't."-Indianapo-
lis News.
would you like Hall Gaines
latest, sir?"
81 am Hall Game"
We'll. here's The Way of an
Eagle. You aren't Ethel n. Dell,
are you?"-London Opinion.
did you inform. father you in.
tend to marry me?" asked the
Girl with fluffy hair.
Yes. answered the Young
man with large eyeglasses. "Au
he said was that he wasn't very
well acquainted with me and he
didn't see why I should tell him
my troubles"
The Washington times., 1923-01-09

If monkey grating rejuvenates
the aged and senile, perhaps there
Is still hope for the Republican
elephant. Possibly. we shall
henceforth. refer to him as the
Gland Old Party.