Evening star., 1923-08-26

2.-Suprim Court
3.-Gridiron Club.
Washington are most beautiful
city in all world planned by an Irish
engineer with such injinuity that a
stranger can start out from any point
in town and get lost in blocks. Yet
it are so marvellously layed out that
from any corner inside City Limits
you can see the Washington Monu-
ment and hear Senator Borah.'
20, ! tell me IS or 26 more facts
about Seeing America" 1 clabber in
nocently.
We'll, yes" he offend. Speaking
of Wash, D. c. remind me of pork.
and this takes US to Chicago. Ill.
That city are growing rapidly and be-
genning to advertise. Chicago have
got more opera than Berlin and more
artists than Lime. Conn. Come, let US
get into a balloon and gaz across Lake
Front from Field Museum to Wiggley
Bldg.-after that beauty sight what
can Venice do to your soul but make
it sick. by golly?"
1 keep from fainting away.
"Perhapsly we can stop in Louis
vile, Ky" he say on, "and watch a
few delightful horseraces up & down
the Ohio River, or skid delightfully."-
into Pittsburgh where the happy
steel-miller work s hrs. per day,
whether he like to or not. From
there how natural it would be to ar
rive at Charleston. S. c.. and reside
among homes Of Colonial Ann Sisters.
pr;& iyl,
Columbia with short stop-up at VAN
couver which has got a city park 10
miles wide & miles high. Victoria
are next door to this-it are famus
for its view, its rosebuds and its
Englishmen."
You have said so much that my
breath is removed" I decipher.
"If you suffer from breathing" re-
mig Sage. 'let me take you to Phoenix,
Ariz There, amidst very purified air.
you will meet miners, cow-pokers &
Indians"
'I should not like to be scalped
by an Indian in a wam-wig," cor
rode. holding my hair.
"If you are a tourist say Sago.
you will be more app-to be skinned
howeverly. Maybe you would delight
to enjoy Colorado with it's fierce
mountains"
II should be timid about such large
stones" I deprave.
K :; !: ::
600 well"' he dib. "Then you must
- go to Little Rock. Ark That
town are Janus for it's happy in
habitants and kind editors. Also it
would be nice place to go on the way
to Pendleton, Ore"
What are Pendleton?" I ask to
know.
"A Pendleton are the place in
Oregon which are noisiest in Septem-
Der when Indians, cow-pokers, cattle
salesmen, bull-dodgers and authors
meets together for Annual Round Up.
If you have never seen a Round Up
you must be there Immediately.
Imagine it! 100 cow-pokers. riding
bronchial ponies. elope all over circus
ring, waving their ropes to catch Mef
while it is alive. Whoops by Indians.
Horse-bursting contests where bril-
liant cow-pokers sets carelussly on
top of bronchial ponies which loop in
air while trying to kick off their own
heads. Imagine Hon. Yakima Kanutt,
famus bull-dodger. leeping from horse
to knock down a mad steer while
wild"
Your story remind me of making
peace in Ireland 7 cummuate grad
ually.
after those" peruse Sage. you
must, not miss Salt Lake City. famus
for the largest body of undrinkable
water in the World. This are the City
Of Youth, because Il its citizens are
named Young. Since the Aunty
Cigarette Law was passed there have
been no diseases in Salt Lake City
axcept tobacco heart"
You have put too much salt into
your conversation, perhapsly.' I ne
gotiate.
20. X. then" he say. "Now let us
have few water falls"
What water falls have you?" I
require.
Yosemite. Tacoma, Yellowstone &
Niagara" he corrode. Every one of
them Falls have got Indian names,
meaning Lovers Leap in various red
skinned dialekts Some of them got
pretty legends. For instancely, there
is Tacoma Falls. Once in far date of
yore a Indian maiden name of Miss
Bricklayer turned herself into water
and fell off cliff"
what for?" ask it.
s"To avoid heE iRcuna- -taxs"1S~ Sage