davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01
AMERICANS BEST HUSBANDS

AMERICANS BEST HUSBANDS
The Woman's Weekly, Eve, of Paris
recently asked it's readers two ques-
tions. The first of these was what
occupation they would prefer their
husbands to follow, and the other, if
they were not French, from what ma
tionality they would choose hus-
band.
Nearly 10000 replies were received
on the-second question, and in these
nearly $4,000 women voted that they
would choose an American for their
helpmate. Frances allies made a poor
showing on this question. Italy re-
ceived only about 1000 votes, ewhile
England received only 1900. No other
nation, aside from the United States,
Italy Sand England, passed the 400
mark. The list closed with Turkey,
for whose subjects 1S women voted
they had a preference.
On the question of the occupation of
a husband the manufacturer led the
van with 5000 votes. He was follow
ed by the scientist, with 5000; the
banker, with 1000, and the motion
picture actoE with 1000.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01
NIBBLINGS OF NIMROD

wi uesA AcsA
l missed it several weeks ago when
said Spring was at hand. Tnot
vas not my fault as got my "hunch'
from Mr.. Grounding. "He done
.hrowed me down." Now have a
ure sign. Lou Jones has gotten out
lis split bamboo and is busy rewrap-
,ing it and is greasing up the ferules
oretty soon he and George Kinna will
,e seen up around the old Harmon
;awmill, gliding through the bushes
rying to persuade Mr.. Trout that the
ir is much more agreeable thar
he water. IF you don't see Lor
round Harmon's you had better go W
to the Falls, as he may be taking one
of his famous April 1st baths. To
zee several men of their age wading
+. stream for a few fish seems foolish
to lots of people but let any one catch
he Trout fever then they will realize
What a grand disease it is. There is
only one known cure for it, and that
IS to get up before daylight, cook your
ywn breakfast. make several sand
yiches and walk up the mountain road
about five or six miles, put on your
hip boots, joint up your rod, put your
reel at the right poise, have your line
through the guides, put a nice wig
Cling worm on the hook, take your
rod in your righthand, your line in
rod in your right hand, your line in
bends just enough. Just enough
sounds catchy-that's the way you
want it to sound. Aren't you after
Trout? All fishermen will know
what that part of the treatment
means, but to those who have never
followed the stream and who would
like an explanation, l will add that
you have a certain feeling that at a
certain spot in the stream there is a
certain trout and you certainly do
want him. When your "nerves" tell
you to let go, do so at once and when
the bait hits the water get ready to
yank, as trout don't generally wait
while you talk the League of Ma
tions. Your bait lands just at the
right spot and is trying to crawl off
the hook when, Oh! sweet papa! a
speckled beauty has decided to take
home the bacon. Yank on him boy,
or he will clean your hook and once
that hook sticks him he will not pay
much attention to the speed cops, and
you won't get tickle out of him for
day or two. Just imagine folks, a
nice clear morning, the birds are sing
ing, Hunting Creek is purring over
the rocks, the arbutus is peeping thro
and you are walking up the road
above Bear Branch. On your left hip
you have a trout basket, on your arm
trout rod, on your feet you have a
pair of good boots, and on your mind
nothing but satisfaction. This may
reach the vision of some former Thur
monters and l don't want to make
them homesick, but down in my heart
l wouldn't blame anybody for want
ing to take a little try at the cure
have just prescribed, and while I won't
guaranteethat they will catch fish,
will guarantee that if they follow the
stream all day they won't care wheth-
er their lullaby is Home, Sweet
Home" or Rocked In the Cradle of
The Deep.
N. M. Rod
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children
I'm Use For Over 80 Years
s,ss.'::. a,r.s: &: ...,' ., &%AzzzSs<
CANTATA

The Junior Society, Apples Church
will present a cantata entitled "The
Brownie Band", in Town Hall, Thur
mont, next Thursday, March 9Th, al
7:30 p M
In connection with the Cantata will
be bazaar-all kinds of fancy work
for sale. The spider web and fish
pond will also be there to furnish
amusement for all. Price of ad-
mission is Is and 20 cents.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01
!. VIM. FIROR COUNTY. AGENT

We received the following letter this
week from Mr.. ]. VIM. Firor:
"Dear Mr.. Cassell:-
Please change my address from
Montezuma, Ga, to 1853 Milledge Ter.
race, Athens, Ga.
l am going to move to Athens, Ga.
in a few days to>~take up work as
County Agricultural Agent of Clark
County, of which Athens is the county
cat.
We have had very mild winter
rere with the exception of the last ter
lays, during which time the thermom-
eter has gone as low as 20 above zero
one time-and on three other days
during this period the temperature has
zone below 80 degrees above zero.
The fruit growers here believe that
the cold weather of the last ten days
means that there will be a good peach
crop, as it has not only retarded the
blooming tendency but probably has
killed many insects such as the curcu-
lilo which is rather injurious to peach
es. This county normally ships be-
tween 1000 and 1000 cars of peaches
during June and the early part of July
mostly of the Hiley, Georgia Belle and
Elberta varieties.
The Clarion has been reaching me
promptly and l enjoy it great deal
especially when the editors get busy
on personal items or do you call them
Locals ?"
With best wishes, l am,
Very truly yours,
]. William Firor.'
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01
PUBLIC SALES

We have purchased $4,000 pair
u. S. Army Munson last SHOES
sizes 81, to IL which was the en-
tire surplus stock of one of the
largest U. S. Government shoe
contractors.
This shoe is guaranteed 100 per
cent tsolid leather, color dark tan,
bellows tongue, dirt and water
proof. The actual value of this
shoe is $500. Owing to this tre-
mendous buy we can offer same
to the public at $2.95.
Send correct size. Pay post
man on delivery or send money
order. If shoes are not as repre-
sented we will cheerfully refund
your money promptly upon re-
quest.
National Bay State Shoe compan!
296 Broadway, New York, NY
2-15-tf
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01
TO THE REPUBLICAN VOTERS
OF FREDERICK COUNTY

Ladies and Gentlemen:
About two weeks ago, my name ap-
peared in The News as a probable
candidate for the Office of County
Treasurer, on the Republican ticket.
This was brought about by few of
my friends suggesting that l become
a candidate.
Not wanting to go into the cam
paign ill-advisedly, have gotten in
communication with quite number of
the districts throughout the County
and have received very encouraging
reports.
l, therefore, announce myself as a
Treasurer for Frederick County and
will appreciate the support of the
voters.
If nominated and elected, promise
my undivided and personal attention
to the office.
Very respectfully,
3-1-3t Clarence M. Phleeger
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01
PRIVATE SALE

My Farm of 200 Acres, rs of which
are under cultivation, the remainder is
Timber Land. Improved by good
8-room Frame House, and other nec-
essary farm buildings.
Phone 41-F-3 Ira c. Kelbaugh,
12-21-tf Thurmont, Md
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01
Quadruplets Rare.

Quadruplets are twenty times as
rare as triplets and more than 1000
times as rare as twins. Roughly the
proportion is one set Of quadruplets
to 25OOO0 births.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01
First Get Rid OF Fear,

The first duty Of every man In the
world is that of subduing fear; he
must get rid Of fear; he cannot act
at all until then; his acts are slayish /;
not true-Thomas Carlyle.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01
FOR SALE

A fine home on Carroll Street Ext
Modern conveniences. Two and one
half acres. Plenty of fruit.
2-8-tf Geo. A. Eylel
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01

Furnished Rooms for Light House
keeping, adjoining bath. Possession
April lst.
2-8-8t Mrs. Lille Wilhide
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01

Highest Cash Prices Paid for All
Kinds of Junk.
2-1-tf H. J. Finneyfrock
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01

Rooms for Storing Furniture and
Household Goods on reasonable terms.
2-S M. L. Creag&
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01
PUBLIC SALE

On Thursday, March 1, at o'clock
p. NJ, at his residence in Woodsboro,
H. c. Winebrenner will sell personal
property.
On Tuesday, March 6, at 10 o'clock
A. NJ, at Hoovers Mill, one mile east
of Graceham, Allen d. Hoover and
Theo. H. Hoover will sell live stock
and farming implements. Edgar ].
Mercer, Auctioneer.
On Monday, March 5, 1923, VIM. T.
Mort will sell livestock, farm imple-
ments and household articles at his
residence at Logs, Md.
On Friday, March 8, at IL o'clock
NJ, at her residence one mile from
Foxville, on the Deerfield road, Mrs.
Victor Fox will sell personal property.
On Wednesday, March ID, at 1890
P. NJ, at the residence of the late Geo.
w. Stocksdale, on Carroll st., Thur
mont, Chas. R. Stocksdale and VIM.
z. Willhide, executors, will sell per-
sonal property.
On Monday, March 10, 1923, at II
o'clock a. M, on the VIM. H. Shryock
farm two miles south of Creagerstown
Guy Wilhide will sell live stock and
farming implements.
On Tuesday, March 20, at 10 o'clock
A. M, on road from Deerfeld to Fox
vile, l mile northwest of Deerfeld, S.
d. Harbaugh will sell live stock and
farming implements.
On Thursday, March %, at 10
o'clock A. NJ, IL miles east of Rocky
Ridge, at Miller's Bridge, Grayson An
ders will sell live stock and farming
implements.
On Saturday, March "a, 1923, at 10
o'clock a. M, two miles east of Woods
boro, on the road from Rocky Hill to
Pleasant Hill, Russell Boiler will sell
live stock and>farming implements.
On Saturday, March "a, at 1890
o'clock P. NJ, at his residence on Wal
nut St., Thurmont, Russell Lidie will
sell personal property.
On Tuesday, March 27, at 10 o'clock
A. NJ, on the farm occupied by Chas--
H. Krise, near Rocky Ridge, Leslie N.
Coblentz, Charles C. Waters and Will
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01
les All Work.

"You kin work harder" said Uncle
Eben, "dodgin' work den you'd have
to work doin' de work.'-Washingto
Star.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01
FOR SALE

Thoroughbred Rhode Island Red
Eggs for Matching.
2-15-4t w. F. Harbaugh
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01

Mrs. Frank Barthlow spent. a few
days during the past week with her
daughter, Mrs. Carroll Keefer, in
Waynesboro.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01
THE SICK

Miss Blanche Eyler is recovering
from an attack of grip.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01

Miss Dorothy Beachley of Western
Maryland College, Westminster, was
an over Sunday visitor at the home of
her parents. A sprained ankle put
her out of business for a few days.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01
FOR SALE

Good Sapling Clover Seed.
2-22-st Harry Morningstar
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01
liam I. Renner, Trustees, will sell live
stock and farming implements.

Leslie N. Coblentz, Chas. C. Waters
and William I. Renner, Trustees, will
sell the personal property of Charles
H. Krise, through E. L. Stitely, Auc-
tioneer, on March 9th, beginning at
10 o'clock.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01

Mrs. Lester S. Birely has been i'll
during the past week with grip.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01
FOR SALE

Overland Model 80, year 1919, driv-
en- less than 1000 miles. New rubber.
Stiff Quinn Florence
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01
Russian Proverb.

The husbands sin remains on the
threshold-the wife's enters the house
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01

cowrie Shells as Currency.
Cowrie shells are used for currency
In the traffic among the African tribes
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01
Children Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
CASTOR RIA
CHURCH DIRECTORY
Trinity Reformed Church
DR.. P. E. Heimer, Pastor

$50 A. M. Sunday School.
1890 A. M.-Morning worship and a
special sermon to men. Subject
Forgetting God and Losing Our
Ideal".
$50 P. M. &C. E. Society.
7:30 P NM. J. S. Wise, treasurer
of the Home Mission Board and Su-
perintendent of Church Building will
speak.
Catechetical Class Saturday after
noon at 2 o'clock.
Apples
1870 P. M.-Sunday School.
2:30 P. M.-Regulars services.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01

Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Dotterer, re-
turned home Monday after a two
months visit with Mr.. and Mrs. Edgar
Peddicord, of Chillicothe, Ohio.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01

Miss Carrie v. Boblitz has been Wis.
iting in Washington, d. c.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01

Mr.. Paul Kelbaugh, of Western Ma
ryland College, visited his parents
over the week end.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01

On Monday, March 5, 1923, VIM. T.
Mort will sell livestock, farm imple-
ments and household articles at his
residence at Logs, Md.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01
FOR SALE

Oak Roll Top Desk, newly vanished
Stiff Quinn FlOl ence
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01

Mrs. l.. r. Waesche spent few
days during the past week with her
daughter, Mrs. Luther Zimmerman, in
Emmitsburg.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01

Mr.. Paul Fleagle, who has been for
the past several months employed in
the Chronicle Office in Emmitsburg,
moved his family to that place recent
ly. a~
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01

Methodist Episcopal Church
Rev. w. Stanley Jones, Pastor
9:30 A. M.-Sunday School.
1920 A. M.-Communion and sermon
6:45 P. M.-Epworth League
1870 P. M.-Sermon. Special topic,
Wednesday, 7:30 P. M.-Prayer SER
vice.
Saturday 3 p. M, Junior League.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01


United Brethren Church-Rev. J. I.
Green, Pastor.
$3.50 A. M.-Sunday School
1O:30 A.. M.-Preaching
6:3O p. M.-Christian Endeavor
1880 P. M.-Preaching Service
Our Lady Of Mt. Carmel Catholic
Church-Rev. Thomas ]. Wheeler,
Pastor.
Sunday
900 a. m.-Mass and Sermon, fol-
lowed by Sunday School.
7:30 p. m.-Evening Service and
Sermon.
Weekdays
TOO a. m.-Mass daily except on
Thursday.
Catoctin Parish (EpiscopaD
w. X. Damuth, Rector
st. Stephens Church, Thurmont
Sundays
T:30 A. M.-Holy Communion
4:30 P. -M.-Evening Prayer
Harriet Chapel, Catoctin Furnace
Sundays
10:45 A. M.-Sunday School
7:30 P. M.-Evening Prayer
The Church of the Brethren-Elde1
T. s. Fike. Pastor.
Sunday School ESQ A. N.
Preaching 1880 A. n.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01

On Thursday, March 1, at 1 o'clock
p. NJ, at his residence in Woodsboro,
H. c. Winebrenner will sell personal
property.
Catoctin clarion., 1923-03-01

On Friday, March 9, at IL o'clock
NJ, at her residence one mile from
Foxville, on the Deerfield road, Mrs.
Victor Fox will sell personal property.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-02-27

New York, Feb. 27-Greenwicr
Village moved to Jefferson Mark
ct Court yesterday where it was
decided that painting ny j.
Francis Kaufman, "rhe Marriage
at Cana of Galilee"-portrayins
Christ with William j. Bryan
Andrew J. Volstead and William
H. Anderson-might hang for al
least two weeks at the Waldorf
Astoria exhibit of the Society O
Independent Artists, while law
yers thrashed out the question Of
whether its display violated the
penal statute pertaining to i'm
proper pictures.
Abraham Balyinson, secretary
of the society, admitted the picture
bearing the inscription, Father,
Forgive Them for They Know
Not What They Do" dep
Mr.. Anderson, state superinten-
dent of the Anti-Saloon League.
arresting Christ for changing wa
ter into wine. Critics previously
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-02-27
Golden Cross Holds
Fine Social Session

The regular monthly meeting
of the United Order Of the Gold
en- Cross was held last night in
the X. of P. Hall, Cameron and
Royal streets.
Grand Commander Henry
Fowler, of Washington, d. c..
and Grand X. of P. Graham, ad-
dressed the meeting. There were
also several osher grand officers
present.
, After the business meeting a So
cial session followed. Mr.. A. j.
Rhodes gave several recitations
which were much enjoyed. Mr..
and Mrs. Ungerer, and family OF
Washington, furnished the music
for the evening. Refreshments
were served. There was large
attendance, in spite of the bac
weather.
The next meeting of the Com
mandery will be held on March
IL, in K. of P. Hall. Business
session will be followed by a So
cial evening. All members are
urged to be present and to bring
their friends.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-02-27
TAKE SALTS IF
STOMACH ISN'T
ACTING RIGHT
Says Indigestion Results From
An Excess of Hydrochloric
Acid.

Undigested food delayed in the
stomach decays, or rather fer
ments, the same as food left in
the open air, says noted au-
thority. He also tells US that Indi-
gestion is caused by Hyperacidity
meaning there is an excess of
hydrochloric acid in the stomach
which prevents complete digestion
and starts food fermentation. Thus
everything eaten sours in the
stomach much like garbage sours
in q can, forming acrid fluids and
gases which initiate the stomach
like a toy balloon. Then we feel
a heavy, iumpy misery in the chest;
we belch up gas; we eructate sour
food or have heartburn, hatulence,
water-braSh or nausea.
He tells us to lay aside all d.
gestive aids and instead get from
any pharmacy four oances of Jad
Salts and take tablespoonful in
a glass of water before breakfast
and drink it while it is effervesc-
ing, and furthermore. to continue
this for a week. While relief often
follows the first dose, lit is i'm
portant to help neutralize the aci-
dity, remove the gas-making mass
start the liver, stimulate the kid.
news and thus promote a free flow
of pure digestive juices
Jad Salts is inexpensive, and i;
made from the acid of grapes anG
lemon juice, combined with lithis
and sodium phosphate. This harm
less salts is used for many stom-
ach disorders with excellent re,
sultS.-Aiv.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-02-27
No Joint Caucus
Is Contemplated

Richmond, Feb. 27.--Unless n
call is issued later there will be
no Joint caucus of the House and
Senate prior to the assembling
of the extra session Of the Cen
eral Assembly of Virginia, which
will convene tomorrow at noon,
A senate caucus, however, has
been ordered for tonight which
will be held to fill vacancies on
committees. This is rendered ne
cessary by the fact that six OF
the 40 old Senators will not ans
wer to the new roll call, due to
deaths and designations.
Senator George 7. Rison, OF
Pittsylvania, chairman of the
Democratic caucus in his branch,
has resigned and is no longer
a member of the body. Senator
N. B. Early, of Greene, and S. l.,
Ferguson, of Appomattax, will
be candidates for the caucus
craftsmanship. The caucus is not
expected to last more than half
an hour.
The advance guards of the
lawmakers began reaching Rich
mond TODAY, many of the leaders
arriving in the late afternoon.
Harry F. Byrd, Senator from
Frederick and leader of the anti
bond forces, held a conference
today with Governor Trinkle. He
fought shy of press representa-
tives, but is understood to have
expressed the opinion that the
bond advocates were already
whipped to finish" Delegate
Geo. B. Keezell, of Rockingham,
also a foe to bonds today said
that the bond issue was dead for
this session. Lieut-Gov, Junius E.
West, has openly expressed the
belief that nothing short of a
miracle could save the cause of
bonds.
Governor TrinAe is still busily
engaged on his message to the
Legislature. 1t is rumored that
that the Executive will come out
flat-footed in advocacy of the 3
cent gasoline tax. The general
belief is that the bond PROPOSE
ton will be defeated decisively.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-02-27
Painting Of Christ And Dry Trio
y:...li,el Hailed To Court AS Sacrilege
Marriage at Cana of Galee" Portrays Volstead
and Anderson Arresting Saviour and Bryan
Pouring Out Wine-Picture Re
~. spited While Lawyers Wrangle

had identified a figure, clutching
Christ by the shoulder, as Vol
stead, while Bryan was 81
overturning jug Of wine at tne
marriage feast.
The secretary said he believed
the picture showed no irreverence
toward Christ and no disrespect
to Bryan, Volstead and Anderson.
He declared that setting Christ
among contemporary figures
nothing new, and cited examples
among the Veronese.
Baylinson- who was served with
a summons Saturday, disclaimed
responsibility for the picture
saying that his society was oblig-
ed to hang every picture submit
ted with $40 fee, provided tn
painting was not lewd.
Detectives, however, declared CT
the stand the picture was sacri-
legious.
The court adjourned the case
until March ~, directing oppos-
ing counsel to file briefs.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-02-27
spent sunday with relatives

.
spent Sunday with relatives in
Manassas 81 "'l9 Il
sc MfsoIJames L.LCato and baby
pfron7e Braddock avenue, st. Elmo
visited over" the weekend with
relatives and friends in Rich
mond.. F
'' Mr.. A. F. Driscoll is confined
to his home on Lloyd avenue
Del Ray, suffering from a brou-
chial cold. a.r
Berniee and Mary Norton, o.
Summer Hill" farm near -Four
Mile Run, are visiting their uncle
and aunt, Mr.. and Mrs. Frar
L. Norton, in st. Elmo this week.
At meeting of the Welfare
Community League held in Mt
Vernon avenue school house, De
Ray, last evening. routine bus
ness was transacted and afte'
some discussion the League went
on record as protesting the in.
corporation of Arlington coz"
as the city of Arlington. Also
as against the annexation of any
part of Arlington county by the
city of Alexandria. While the
members of the League who
were present did go on record as
favoring the incor poration of thu
territory between Alexandri=- cor
pcration line and Four Mile Run
which includes the present towr
of Potomac, as a second class
city. The meeting was very well
attended in spite Of Indictment
weather, and much interest dis
played. The League received ar
invitation from the Mt. Ida Cit
zens' Association to attend the
next meeting of the Association,
which will be next Monday night,
and at which time speakers from
the county will present their
views on the proposed incorpora-
ton.
MILDPED l.. EMERSON.
Gazette Correspondent,
Phone 1912
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-02-27

the present ship ways for re-
pair work, as heretofore, and to
erect their plant on the northern
portion of the site This, it is
stated, will give them ample
room, at least, for the present.
When work of constructing the
plant will begin has not been de-
termined, but two thirty-ton
travelling cranes have already
been purchased, and negotiations
for the barges to transport the
raw material from the quarry to
are under way. 1t is
also stated that several large
contracts for the stone have been
made for future delivery and the
are sanguine of ire
mendous success. Certainly they
have an ideal location for their
shops, with special advantage for
cheap and convenient transpor-
tation facilities. If the company's
hopes and prospects for large
and profitable markct, are realiz-
ed Alexandria ought to be i'm
measurably benefited by this new
industry. Indeed, great impetus
should be given to the business
life of the City by the estab-
lishment of such desirable in
dustry in its midst