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Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-11-30

As a laxative and blood purifier there
is nothing better than Brnndreth Pills.
In use throughout the world.-Adv.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-11-30

wright's Indian Vegetable Pills contain
gentle purgative, $40 Pearl St. n. Y Adv.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-11-30
WOMEN OF
MIDDLE AGE
Relieved Of Nervousness and Other
Distressing Ailments BY Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound

Brooklyn, N. Y.-"t first took Lydia
r. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound four
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-11-30
"CASCARETSD FOR LIVER
AND B0WELS-ioc A BOX

Cures Biliousness, Constipation, SICK
Headache. Indigestion. Drug stores. ADV
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-11-30

Those who win success by practice
haven't time to preach.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-11-30
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
The First Convert
in Europe

By REV. LEW W. GOSNELL
Dean Of the Day school. Moody Bible
Institute. Chicago.

TExT-And certain woman named
Lydia. a seller Of purple. OF the city Of
Thyatira. which worshlped God. heard
us; whose heart the Lord opened, that
are attended unto the things which
were spoken OF Paul--Acts ie.t4.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-11-30

Republic. but engineers and M =
planners continue to be imbFia
the dlriglble's ability to m
large-scals transportation and h
of control rs reasons for perfe.tl1s
rather than letting 1t die like the ~
historic monsters that II suggests
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-11-30

Many a sunny-haired girl has a
cloudy disposition.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-11-30

1t was an important day for US when
Paul set foot In Troas. near Homer's
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-11-30

Tcacher-wiIIie, what is the pIura
Of MANI"
Willie Men.
And the plural Of childr 81
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-11-30

Beggar Cat door)-Yes. lady, science
demands many a victim. l myself am
such a victim.
Lady-Poor man-how was that7
Beggar-They got me on the finger
printsI
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-11-30

Don't give DIS
ease start. Adopt this habit Of
internal cleanliness. Nuiol is not
a medicine. Like pure water. it 10
harmless. Take Nujol as regularly
as you brush your teeth or wash
your face. For sale by all druggists.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-10-25

Lost Black and white spotte'
Spanial pup. about four month
old. Reward if returned to tn
Plains Hotel. Kelvin, Montana
R. C. Lehman is having som,
repair work done on his buildin.
occupied by The Cash Meat Mar
ket. Shaw and Campbell are do
ing the work.
R. O. Haugen and son Harold
accompanied by Roy Spangla
returned yesterday from a fish
ing trip to Fay's Lake. They re-
port a good catch, and their
friends are enjoying fish as well
as themselves.
The Bitter Creek company has
skidded the rig from its No. l
producer on the Maughn tract
and will drill an offset we'll at
once. A small keystone rig has
been set up to afford power for
pumping the No. 1.
The Nelson-Sunburst we'll in
49, 35-2 w, have drilled into the
Madison limestone without hav-
ing picked up an Ellis sand. The
well will be drilled 100 feet into
the Madison as a last chance eff
fort to obtain production.
The new depot which was NOV
ed to this place some time ago
has been finished up inside and
out and agent Herberg moved
into same the first of the week.
can now boast a first class
depot and the citizens feel very
proud indeed of this addition.
The old depot was loaded on car
his week and sent to Great Falls.
Drilling will be resumed the
after part Of the week on the
No Jack" we'll, as Contractor
will have a string Of 6 So
nch casing trucked from the
Griffith we'll west of Sunburst,
o the we'll at Ethridge. Decision
O abandon the Griffith we'll has
,een arrived at since sulphur
water was drilled into in the
ellis sand.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-10-25
LOCAL NE WS

O. d. Crawford has an attach
; of tonsilitis this week.
Miss Farley Dipple was a Sun
burst visitor on Saturday last.
Lorens Lorenson is having q
shed built on his residence this
week.
Several of the Kelvin people
attended the show in Sunburst
Sunday night.
Hurry Brinton and Tom Power
of Shelby, were Kelvin visitors
on Wednesday this week.
Harry Daums, manager of the
Monarch Lumber company here
spent Sunday in Great Falls.
Harry Brinton came up from
Shelby last Friday to assist in
getting out the Review last week.
Don't forget he Halloween
Dance Oct. 81 at the Goeddertz
Hall. Given by the Kelvin Civic
Club.
Lorens Lorenson returned the
latter part of last week from
Great Falls where he was looking
after business matters.
Andrew Dipple is turning his
house around to face the east.
This will improve the looks of
the property in many ways.
il Rock and Ray Kincheloe
left Monday for Swan Lake, near
where they will spend
several days hunting geese.
Oscar Cos, manager of the
elevator at this place, spent a
few days in Great Falls this week
looking after business matters.
P. w. Dueck of Spokane, inter
ested in t h e D~ueck-Nicholson
Gas we'll, arrived in Kelvin yester-
lay, and will assist in completing
plans for the installment of gas
n Kelvin. I
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-10-25
Don't be Alarmed!

For on Saturday, Oct. 27 the
Electric Siren recently installed
on the Kelvin Hotel, by the ladies
of the Kelvin Civic Club, will be
tested out.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-10-25

Call at the Hub Cafe and look
over t h e new portable Bath
apparatus. Only $3.50. Just what
you want. tt
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-10-25
DRILLING


Sweet Grass Oil-Norem No. 2, nw-neN sell 4-34-2 w
Shoshone-De-Groat MOL, ne-neA nwA, 1882 west
Campbell No. 13-35-3W
Troy-Sweetgras Oil Co. No. 2----NE4SW4 29-34-1W
Sunb-Kruger No. ], 90 ne-nwA swA 11-34-2 west
Ohio-Sunb.-Larson No. g., se-nwH swA 1852 west
Big West No. 6-34-1W
Coe No. 4-36-2W
Lucky Forty-Peterson No. l, se-nwA nwZ 12-34-1 w.
Apex No. 3-35-3W
May Belle Oil Company-Lashbaugh ----------
nw-nwN nwA 1882 w.
Cat Creek-Kevin No. 1--------.--SE4NW4 6-34-2W
Beck Petroleum No. ---------NW4NW 18-32-4E
Chamberlain No. 23-37-2W
INV NEHNWH II 34-2W
Kelvin Oil & 21-36-3W
Border Oil Co..r------SW cor. SE4NE4 21-35-3W
---.------SE4SE 9-34-2W
Potlatch-Potlatch No. 1 --------NE4SW 29-34-1W
Potlatch 16-35-1W
Ember Mcbride ...-.-------NEA SEA 8-35 2W
Ember-McGowan -----NE NEASEX 8-35-2W
tter-Creek-C Cutler No. 1----SE SEX SwX 16-36-2W
Sweet Grass Arch Consol No. 1zNWA, NV 2,s5-1W
Bitter creek.cutler No. 2-1TSsWH sEA 1s-s5-SW
Canadian-Mont. Oil State No. /, ne-nwA sen 1882
Griffith Oil 29-35-3W
No. 1-----------
NEA 2s-37-3W
No. l -NE4NW 7-34-1W
Northwest Pet No. l., swA swN 1853 W.
Gypsy Oil No. 1 2-33-2W
Ohio-Baker No. 9 ------ ----- ne-swN nwA 1852 W
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-10-25

W ESTE Ply FrarH No ~ y : ~ " w. zI344W
Coutts-Sweet Grass Oil Ltd. No. 1---------.
SEA 14-35-2W
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-10-25
RIGGING UP AND LOCATIONS

ne-sw "a nWN 4.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-14
MOONEY. ORDERS
Pa. WORKERS
HERE PAID
District Postmaster Takes
Responsibility for Any
Loss to U. s.

Taking the law into his own hands,
Postmaster William NJ. Mooney ID
paying off the postal employees under
his Jurisdiction today. instead Of
waiting until Monday as the heads
OF all other departments and bureaus
are doing.
Pay checks were issued today to
all employees of the Washington post
office, the mail bag repair shop and
railway mail employees operating
under Jurisdiction Of the washington
office.
Under the law as interpreted by
the Comptroller the pay of Govern
ment employees is not payable until
tomorrow, July Is. Accordingly, the
majority Of employees will not be paid
until Monday.
Knowing that many Of his EN-.
ployes needed money for weekend
trips out Of the city, which they
might have to forego unless pay
were forthcoming today, Mooney As
sued orders for paying off OF en-
puloyes today.
In case of the death Of any EN-.
ploye before midnight tonight, the
postmaster would be held account
able for overpayment Of his salary
for one day, it is claimed.
/ l.. A. Delano, disbursing clerk Of
the Postoffice Department, today is.
sued notice that pay checks for
other employees in the postal service
would not be available until Mon.
day.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-14
WIFE SUES FOR DIVORCE.
ALLEGING DRUNKENNESS

Her husband was never, able 10
stay employed long at one place
for the reason that he would get
drunk" says Mrs. Jane West who
today filed suit in the District Su-
preme Court against William II.
west for limited divorce and ali
mony, alleging cruelty, drunken.
ness. nonsupport and desertion
The wife, represented by Attorney
Raymond Neudecker, alleges that
"nen intoxicated her husband
would fuss and jump around the
mousse in a noisy manner, shriekine
ana throwing the household furni.
ture into the yard" She said that
ner husband has threatened to re.
move their seven-year-old child out
OF the city and she asks the court
10 restrain him from carrying ont
tnis plan. The couple were married
IN this city August 3, 1915.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-14
FRENCH
COP GUARDS
SENATE
Officer SouIe Enjoys Wide
Acquaintance Among For
eign Diplomats.
French interpreter extraordinary

French interpreter extraordinary
and at other times engaged in
policing the Senate wing grounds
OF the Capitol building, Paul J..
Soule enjoys the distinction of being
the only Gallo member of the
United States Capitol police force.
Acquainted with each United
States Senator, every ambassador in
the Capital, as we'll as Cabinet Of
ficials and their families, and
commanding officers of the army
cnd navy, he is credited with hav-
ing a wider range of influential
friends than any man employed
about the Capitol and its grounds.
His duties as French interpreter
are as varied as that Of any regu.
lar interpreter in the government
employ. They are distinctive, how
ever, in that they are requisitioned
whenever unexpected developments
create a situation making them
necessary. He has met practically
all of the leading Frenchmen visit
ing the capitol building during the
past six years, including General
Joffre and General Foch.
Among his other duties 1t devolves
on him to direct traffic at the en-.
trance to the Senate wing whenever
the President visits Congress.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-14
SUMMONS FOR WILSON
NOT YET MADE OUT

The subpoena directing Woodrow
Wilson, former President Of the
United States, to appear as a wit
ness for the defense in the Morse
conspiracy case, has not yet been
placed in the hands of United States
Marshal r. G.. Snyder for service, ac
cording to the latter. who today said
he had not yet received any official
notice that the subpoena had been
made out.
Attorney Wilton ]. Lambert, OF
counsel for Morse and the other de-
PENDANTS, said the summons would
not be served today, and If presented
at all, would most likely be served
on Monday.
Counsel for the defense have not
vet definitely decided whether Will.
son will be called upon to testify for
their clients, their course of action
depending largely on the further de.
velopment of the case
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-14
ROBBED Of $500
IN K. Of {.
HALL
Frank A. Regain, Awaiting Ini-
tiation, Accused by Two
Men, Is Arrested.

While waiting to be initiated int
the Knights Of Columbus in the
lodge hall, Frank A. Regain IS &C
cused of pilfering 5000 worth Of
jewelry from two other men, who
like himself were attending the
ceremonies.
In Police Court today Regain. IF
ty-six years old, a carpenter. Ewing
at 825 Eleventh street northwest
was arraigned on q charge OF grand
larceny The complainants are
Thomas j. Hughes. 1929 Olive street
northwest and Thomas J. Lynch,
Detective Patrick O'Brien. who in,
vestigated the case. claims that he
found some Of the jewelry IN
Regan's possession. Regain says
that when he went into the wash
room at the hall he found the
jewelry in two envelopes. and was
merely holding them until the own.
ers claimed them.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-14
BOARD PLACES
NEW VALUE On
: APARTMENTS
Rent Commission Increases
Worth OF Vivans From $751;
900 to $4,000.

The Vivans Apartments, 1928 G
street northwest, is today worth
$4,000 more in the Judgment Of
the District Rent Commission than
1t was last August.
In adjusting rents in the estab-
lshment, the board made vain.
alton of $4,000, as against s75 o0o
in August, 1922.
Today's determination authorized
q maintenance allowance of So. 000
annually. and the decision is com.
puted to give the owner a rate
of return of seven per cent.
Rentals in nineteen apartments
were affected by the commission
act. Some were increased, and
others were lowered The case
was heard at the request of .John
II. Miller. the owner He stated
in his petition that the property
was worth not less than $50 600
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-14
THE LUCKY SUITOR.

When first I saw Jane Bewty
1 Gasped in great delight. Right
from the start, she won my heart;
she was d wondrOus sight. Her
smile was awe inspiring, her voice
was sweet and low; 90 day BY day,
in every way, she had me on the
go. / paid court to this lady, and
sent her gorgeous flowers. Be
side this lass I'd sit and pass
through many blissful hours. SO
through the months that followed.
learned to love her more. Her
deep blue eyes attracted guys, this
made me very sore. For then q
rival entered q villain in diAEuihe),
as cave men did, this reckless Kid
soon claimed this wOndrOus prize.
thought myself heart broken, the
end had come too soon; my Joy
and pride became his bride, before
another moon. And 80 the ro-
nance ended, the bride was dressed
in white: Is this the end. well NO.
my friend. 1t isn't finished quite
Today this happy couple are living
In dlsmay. the handsome groom
marched to his doom. on that fair
wedding day.. While ! who was
rejected. am happy. well and free.
the groom is sad. but 1 am glad
so pray why pity me?
JOE HI. HOLMAN.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-14
PNEUMONIA KILLS II HERE
DESPITE HEAT OF WEEK

Though wrapped in a torrid spell,
Washington suffered the loss NJ
eleven lives by pneumonia during
the week ended July 7, according IN
the weekly report issued todav nv
the Health Department. Total
deaths were 102, of which 81 uAr.
white and Al colored This record
was far overbalanced by births
there being 1853. of which 104 wArA
white and 81 colored.
Inspection Of foodstuffs resulted
in the destruction OF 26O pounds ~
corned beef, in addition to sevar.I
lots of fruit and vegetables.
tuberculosis cases under ohs.r,.
ton increased from 3,42s to a4a7
Scarlet fever cases decreased froro
100 to 105, measles from 2,osa "a
1000, and chickenpox from 900
to 1913.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-14

100000 Susquehanna
Co. Project Is Approved by
Federal Commission.

A gigantic water-power project
which contemplates a supply Of
cheap electric power for Washing
ton has been approved by the Fed
eral Power Commission.
The plans call for the largest
single power development on the
Atlantic seaboard-the develop
ment of 100000 horsepower on the
Susquehanna river, near Como
wingo, Md, at a cost Of $780,
100000.
Covers 15O-MiIe Radius.
when the project is completed, +"
says the Federal Power Commission,
''the Susquehanna Power Company
will be in a position to supply cleo
trical energy for all uses to Wash
ington. New York City. Philadelphia.
Baltimore and other cities within
q radius Of $50 miles from the
point upon which the dam is
located
The bower development will ex-
tend from Cecil and Hartford coun-
ties in Maryland to Lancaster and
York counties in Pennsylvania. A
pool ten and one-half miles in
length will be created, ITO feet
above sea level, and a total horse
power developed of more than the
total present development on the
American side of Niagara Falls is
contemplated.
Permit Is Granted.
The permit for preliminary work
on the construction has been grant
ed by the Federal Power Commits.
sion. and an announcement probably
will be made by the Susquehanna
Power Company in the near future
as to its plans.
Washington and Baltimore are
the nearest large cities to the pro.
posed development, and unquestion-
ably would be the first beueficiaries
from the power.
1t would be easy to generate suf-
Gcient power for both cities at
Conowingo without approaching the
maximum development possible at
the site.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-14
E. F. COLLADAY GOING TO
KANSAS FOR ADDRESS

Accepting the invitation of the
chamber OF commerce Of Hutchin.
son. Kan, to address that body
July IS, E. F. .Go1laday, president of
the WASHINGTON Board Of Trade, to.
day left Washington for the mid.
western city. He will spend a week
in that section of the country.
Before leaving, Mr.. Colladay made
arrangements for il special Joint
meeting during the coming week OF
the board committees on insurance
and fire protection and water sun
ply, David NJ. Lea and Francis r
Weller, chairmen.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-14
SUES SHIPPING BOARD
FOR ALLEGED DAMAGES

John McGinnis today filed suit in
the District Supreme Court against
the United States Shipping Board
and Emergency Fleet Corporation
for $50, 0005damages for alleged per-
sonaI injuries. Plaintiff, represented
by Attorneys p; Edward Clarke and
William Wendell. says that he was
an ordinary seaman March 80, 1923.
on the rs. s. Pagasset" and that
while at work on the ship while in
the port of Baltimore, Md, he fell
through an uncovered bunker hatch,
sustaining serious and permanent In.
1uriea.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-14
!. c. c. ASKED TO REOPEN
COAL CAR LIMIT CASE

The American Railway Associa.
ton this afternoon asked the Inter
state Commerce Commission to re-
open the case under which the rail
roads are limited in the number Of
private cars they may assign to
oltuminous coal mines to carry
railway fuel.
The railroads said the strict en-
forcement OF this order would cost
them $100,o00,00o annually.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-14
PROSPE RITY.

PR OSP E RITY.
An' 'ttRR ronxhout our ISi.d. nov '
With lots OF work for those In need
enough 20 beat the band.
This newS, indeed, 10 good to hear
and fills ne full Of hope
That IL may prove entirely true and
reach D wider scope.
But. though the times are betterinE
For men engaged in businesS. with
Some poor folks find Il difficult. most
70 meet ds,anS md 3 & G pssoiflseers--thoss
ht1ntmm blfde Of prey -
Their pound Of flesh" they viii ex-
But not, Of course, in such O way AZ
Billy shakespeare told.
They do not torture US these. times
by slicink hunks thick
From off our fIabby arms or necks-
they have . plan more slick.
All they need do when cash 10 short
or bank accounts are bent,
IL Just to squeeze q five or ten upon
upon our monthly rent.
Or add o cent or more o pound on
sugar. butter. cheese,
In groceries.
But. Oh, SSH worse! when winter comes
with actic snow and frost,
They will not sell ue coal or wood
unless at frightful cost.
MANS inhumanity to man makes
countless Thousands mourn"
And never truer than today, as seen
at every turn.
Prosperity! We do not doubt that part
Of it 10 here,
And will continue for awhIIe-maybe
for d whole year:
But when they boldly Intimate that
ALL are doing well,
They're stating what's not strictly 80
o little fib they tell.
RANDOM RIMESTER.
H. B. Rossell took a steam
boat trip down the Potomac re-
Gently. AS the boat passed Mt.
Vernon he says the band played
"God Save the King"
%A
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-14

Everything is about square
between husbands and wives.
A New York Judge rules that a
wife can not be prosecuted for
taking money from her has
bands pockets, but q Chicago
judge shotds that a husband is
not obliged to support has "i1s-
LGaOs." Most any man ,,,scould
rather haze his pockets picked
than to feed all. his aOife's reLo-
tiVes. He .saUes money.
HANK HAWKINS.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-14
Cheap Electricity For d. {. Planned
851HEAR n! 81
% ~ BILL PRICE c~Hsaazz.AH~
THE LUNCH HOUR JAZZ.

He leaned back in his office
chair and ran q lunch hook
through his hair: then sighed a
deep and woeful sigh. and at the
old clock cast his eye: then he
buckled down, his brow bumfooZled
with q frown; his face astream
with briny tears, the bristles brist-
ling In his cars, to knock another
dPeary hour for thirteen rows Of
cauliflower. "Ah! will those whis-
ties never blow? I'm hungry as q
picked crow" As he thought, his
voice had the shakes, thinking Of
Aunt Jebunco's buckwheat cakes
he got at the Greasy Spoon; yes,
how fine the last moon, that fried
chicken with mashed potatoes,
served with Goldfish balls and
Shrill blasts rang on the noon
time breeze. Pen Pusho rose,
brushed off his knees, dived to the
rack and snatched his hat. fell
over NoOdlestoo, the cat, regained
his feet, flopped down the stair
and ran like Sham o-tanter'S mare
for Krout and Weener's eating
place, to still the Rnawing in his
face! THE UNKNOWN.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-14
MUSICAL REVIEW LETTER.

Dearest" You've Lost a Won.
derful Girl" because 1 fell in love
with "I1Ovin' Sam" and we're
"Runnin' Wild" with "HaroId"
and that "Red.Headed Gal"
You'll never see me Crying for
YOU" because 81 Gave You I'm
just Before You Threw Me Down. !"
and, besides, the "Sheik of Arahv"
is "My Buddy" and we have n
Little Love Nest" "Way Down
Yonder In New Orleans"
"Am / to BIame?"
Barney Google" with his
"Beale Street Mamma" are with
King Tut-Ankh-Amen" and
"Bambalina" way Down East in
Name" a.
And though "Nobody lied"
when they said, 81 Used to Love
You" but you were such an "Ar.
graVatin' Papa" that even "Geor.
gette" sang those Farewell,
Blues" to you, SO Whose Sorry
Now?"
Give my regards to Louisville
Lou. "MARGIE."
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-14
Call for Recruits.

A call for recruits has been sent
out by the One Hundred and TWEEN.
ty.first regiment, District National
Guard, to fill positions with the
mounted platoon. The company
leaves for camp August 10 and re.
mains until September 2.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-14
Plumber Hurt by Cave-In.

Caught In a cave-in while work.
ing in a ditch on Twelfth, near
Newton street, northeast, Yesterday
Stanley Collins, 81. 1852 Thirteenth
street northeast, was badly bruised.
He refused to go to a hospital. Col
Inns was employed as a plumber on
new houses.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-14
HOW TO KEEP COOL.

The trained dog, al being hot,
opens mouth, letting loose string,
lb) which causes sprinkler (c), to
sprinkle water. Duck ID which
is tied by string (e), thinks it is
raining and tries to fly, causing
breeze over mans head:
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-14

THE HIGH SIGN"
Saw it on Connecticut avenue
northwest-"Joe H Ugh, Our
Plumber" Thought they all
were, E. E. D.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-14

Get from behind me, Satan"
shouted the rummy as he pulled n
pint OF corn from his hip pocket
and pressed 1t caressinKly to his
Duckered lips.
HARPERS FERRY.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-14
GENUINE COURAGE.

After visiting her for seven long years
He braced mp and asked her for her
hand.
OF course she accepted him, but asked:
Say. where did you get the aand?"
PATRICIA