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The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-07-12
TOM SIMS
Says

Atlanta, Ca, picknickers Who didp
know cows ate food went back hon
for lunch.
Another fivver airplane is invente
Almost as safe as kicking a box
dynamite.
Upon boy being born to Mrs. o.
lawski in Detroit taxi, she may ha'
exclaimed "Orlawskil"
Never pay a bootlegger in the dar.
Counterfeit thousand dollar bills a,
in circulation.
No matter what happens at a pr:
fight somebody knew it would.
Don't worry too much. Heat wav,
soon give farewell waves.
These are the days distracted wor
en- remember at the station the ticke
are in the trunk.
Isn't it strange how you buy
photograph record and in a few da.
the other side is the best?
1t never rains but it's a picnic som,
where.
Many are taking advantage of IL
warm spell to watch those who leav
their shades up.
People going on vacations to forg'
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-07-12

No matter what happens at a pri.
fight somebody knew it would.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-07-12

1t never rains but it's picnic som
where.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-07-12

Isn't it strange how you buy
monograph record and in few da.
the other side is the best?
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-07-12

Slip this news to Judge Ebert HI
Gary:
l. 1t is not only possible but prac-
ticable for the steel industry to work
its men eight hours a day instead of
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-07-12

copyright, 1923, NEA Service. Inc.l
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-07-12

Don't worry too much. Heat wave
soon give farewell waves.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-07-12

Latest style is many little bows.
They catch many big beaux.
Just like the children, Mt, Edna
breaks out with the heat.
Even if spare rib prices are down,
never hug girl too hard.
Russia is mad at the Swiss, but the
Swiss don't give a yodel.
Stay away from Paris. They are
wearing no-piece bathing suits.
Peach growers report their efforts
this year are bearing fruit.
The world moves. Army has new
smokeless powder. Maybe it is made
from smokeless cigars.
Nice thing about hot weather is a
man can't blame it on his wife.
They took eight stitches in the head
of Dallas, Tex, diver who thcught
the water was deep.
J Couple in love 80 years have mar
ried in Wabash, Ind, so no longer
have the Wabash Blues.
{ Great Falls sounds more like it was
named for the Dempsey Gibbons fight
than Shelby does.
Fish along the Atlantic coast chase
every bog of sea foam because it might
be beer suds.
Many June husbands are forgetting
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-07-12

These are the days distracted wor
en- remember at the station the ticke
are in the trunk.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-07-12

8. Where tried out, both the men
and the employers like it and find it
The Cordova daily times., 1923-02-22
DETROIT EXPOSITION TO GIVE WAY TO BIG SHOW
 PHILADELPHIA PLANNING

DETROIT, Feb. 22. - Detroiters have abandoned plans for holding the international Peace Jubilee and Waterways Exposition here, it is announced. It will be held in Phil adelphia as that city's sesqui-cenren- nial
 It was at first understood that Philadelphia had foregone it's expo- sition in favor of that to be held here. Since then, however, Phila- delphia has announced itself able to stage a mammoth exposition, and inasmuch as that city was first in the field it was decided to give way to Philadelphia.
 The Philadelphia Exposition will be held in 1926.
The Cordova daily times., 1923-02-22
AMUNDSENSSHIP
 WIRES FROM THE TOP OF WORLD
(NOme Nugget

The Nome Radio Station Friday eve ming received a message from the Noorvik radio station stating that on Wednesday evening, December 18th. at g o'clock that station was in tune with the Amundsen Exploring shin Maud, and had obtained her position.
 The Maud was broadcasting, but her power evidently was weak, indicating that radio trouble was being experi- enced. The messages were meant for Nome but our station had had no evi- dence of the attempt to reach them. From the nature of the message it is reasonable to assume that the Maud and all aboard are safe. There were nodistress signals which would have obtained had there been trouble or danger. Nome Station expects to es- tablish communication with the ship within the next few days.
 According to the Noorvik message the Maud is in the following position: 10 uPSI6bS o lnlHuSo NCoI, io 'S grees 25 minutes North
 According to a recent map of the North Polar Regions left us by avia- tor Fullerton this position places the Maud about 300 miles north and east from Wrangel Island, just on the edge of the unchartered Polar region.
 It has been presumed that the Maud planned to enter the drift ice and be carried along toward the northwest into unknown territory, but this posi- tion as given indicates that either the original plan was altered or ice con- ditions have enabled the ship to enter into a new drift course.
 Those cOnversant with Arctic eX- plorations can readily comprehend that this position of the Maud is most advantageous to the accomplishment of the ultimate purpose of drifting across the Polar Regions. Having en- tered into this far north position the Maud will be enabled to cross miles of uncharted regions and reduce her drift period by many months. It is pre- dicted that instead of five years being required to accomplish the drift only four years drifting will bring the Maud into the regions about and across the pole. What discoveries will be re- corded remains for time to reveal. It is the dream of Polar explorers that a continent exists in the Polar re- gions and it is no flight of imagina- tion to assume that the Maud is des- tined to make the discovery of or dis prove for all times the belief in an Atlantic at the North Pole.
 This late news of the ship will be most welcome to Captain Amundsen, now with us in Nome having had uo word from his vessel since late in September his anxiety must have been intense. While his faith in the vessel is unbounded, no word from her has been the cause of many coniectures and no doubt fears, all of which are now at rest.
The Cordova daily times., 1923-02-22
Keep smiling!
SMUGGLE BOOZE FROM
 GERMANY IN OLD PAPERS

DETROIT, Feb. PA rum-smug- gling scheme moe adroit than any yet brought to light is believed to have been uncovered here by customs off cials. Concealed in several bundles of newspapers sent to Detroit from Ger many were found bottles of American whiskey.
 The bundles of German papers, con- signed to local addresses from Berlin and Hamburg, have been coming in to Detroit for several months. By acci- dent one of the collectors aides kicked a bundle and a quart of liquor fell out. Several other bundles were unwrapped and liquor found.
The Cordova daily times., 1923-02-22
MAY ENTER ALASKA FIELD

The immediate development of an export lumber business of gigantic proportions between Alaska to the Orient is now being considered by Mackie & Barnes, one of the largest exporting firms on the Pacific Coast. This firm operates a number of ships which it has chartered from the U. s. Shipping Board, and handles practically all of the exporting busi- ness from the Grays Harbor dis trict, and from other lumber dis tricts on the Pracific Coast. The consolidation of the lumber output of the sawmills of Southeastern Alaska would be necessary in order to make the project feasible.
The Cordova daily times., 1923-02-22
CONVERSATION FRAGMENT OVER TELEPHONE CAUSED
 ALARM IN POLICE DEPT

BUCYRUS, Ohio, Feb 22.-"Th1s is the sheriff. Can you send man over right away? We had fellow break out over here-
 The telephone connection in poilce headuuarters went bad.
 Night Patrolman John Kennedy' on the desk, was equal to the emer- gency, however. He hastily sum- moned the police in from their beats.
 Then he got the sheriff's office on the line again and learned that the "fellow broke out with the measles, and we want someone to help separate the prisoners
The Cordova daily times., 1923-02-22
DRINKS THREE QUARTS OF
 WHISkEY; HUNTS DOCTOF

SYRACUSE, N. Y, Feb. 22.-Will jam Ward, of this city, has the right idea.
 After drinking three quarts of whis key he walked into the police head quarters and told the captain all about it, concluding with "You ought tc get me a doctor"
 "Three quarts, did you say?" asked the officer. "A doctor be darned you ought to get a medal"
 Nevertheless, stomach pump was called into play.
The Cordova daily times., 1923-02-22
kETCHIkAN BACHELOR WEDS

Ketchikan lost one of it's popular young bachelors when romance starting five years ago in Seattle eliminated in the marriage of Miss Isabelle Burr of that city to Cliff Daigler February 2, in the Presby- terian Church, in Seattle in the presence of large number of rela- tives and friends. The marriage ser vice was read by the Rev. E. G. Randall, pastor of the church.
The Cordova daily times., 1923-02-22
LEWlS-T0DDCO
 TONIGHT IS FOR
 ENGLISH GROWN
British Champion Again to Risk Title in London
 to Younger Man
TONIGHT SECOND MEETING
"Kid'' Won by Shade in Last Bout; Was Not in
 Best Form

LONDON, Feb. 22. - Experience will be pitted against youth and am- bition here tonight when Ted (kid) Lewis, the welterweight champion Of England and former holder of the worlds title, will meet Roland Todd, a Dugilistic newcomer, in a twenty round battle for the British title. The bout will be staged at Alexandria Palace, with Captain J. H. Golden promoting.
 Tonight's affairs will be the sec ond meeting between Lewis and Todd. Three months ago the pair met in London, and Lewis recelVed q decision which did not exactly thrill the spectators. There were many who thought that Todd should have had at least a draw.
 It was generally claimed for Le"1s' after the last bout that he had peeh giving more attention to his the- atrical contracts than to preparation for twenty rounds of earnest milling in the ring. It was evident that Ihe .JSid" was not at the top or HIS form. Tonight's engagement propaolS %fll determine whether Le"'s ID canable of regaining his old-tlme 10TH or has begun to slip down the pug ilistic ladder.
 In Good Shape
 The champion has trained coh- sciontiously for this fight. lie Has given up all of his theatrlcal en oaqements and has spent the l"9' five weeks in faithful prepara'loh Al his training camp, in Lodon' ne has been going through a strenuous +roinine routine and claims that he ia in the hest condition he has peeh in since he returned to Enslanu' after losing the worlds title to 'acN Rritton in America several years aso
 Todd's chief claim to boxing merit is a really marvellous defense' Ill his last bout with Lewis he was s+onnine most of the champion s punches before they started, taking them on the shoulder or the arm' or eluding them completely. It IS something of a trick for any boxer to go through twenty rounds with a wise old veteran like Lewis with out absorbing considerable punish ment, yet Todd emerged unmarked, and not once during the bout did Lewis really jar him with a wallop'
 Strong on Defense
 If Todd can mix a little vlgor or attack with his remarkable defense he may be wearing the British well terweight crown before tonlghts entertainment is over. In his pre- yious fight with Lewis he undoubted- ly lost the decision because he withdrew behind his defensive smell and let the champion do all the az gressive battling
 Todd is only twenty years old ana has been fighting but a few months His home is in Doncaster, and his fame as yet has not spread Tar bevond his native haunts.
 The advance sale of seats, ac- cording to the promoters, has been heavy, and a huge crowd. with at tending profit to the boxers and the entire prcneur is expected.
The Cordova daily times., 1923-02-22
DAWSON PIONEER DIES

George W. Osborn, pioneer of DaW- son, died there recently after con- tinuous residence since 1898. Sev- eral years ago he suffered a stroke of paralysis and has been ill since that time. He is survived by his widow and several children. The funeral services were conducted by the Church of England and the Yu- Yukon Order of Pioneers, of which he was a member.
 J. F. Mullen, vice president of B. M. Behrends Banks, Juneau, was elected president of the recently 1n- corporated Southeastern Alaska Fair Association. The election of officers took place at the first official meet ing of the Board of Directors.
The Cordova daily times., 1923-02-22
OWNER OF BULL IS SUED
 BY MAN WHO WAS GOREO

DEFIANCE, Feb. 22-As a result of alleged injuries received when he was gored by bull, Norris Friend has sued Titus Johnson, farmer near here, for $10,O0O damages.
The Cordova daily times., 1923-02-22
BREEZY NOTES ALL SECTIONS
 OF TERRITORY
HE'S TELLING THE WORLD

Bob Becker, the versatile big game man on the staff of the Chicago Tribute, who spent several months of last year in Alaska and Yukon, is telling the readers of the Tribune of his very interesting and exciting experiences in the Northland. Beck CT shot moose and mountain sheep in the Yukon, but his most thrilling experience was in night bear-hunting in the vicinity of Tenakee.
The Cordova daily times., 1923-02-22
MORE INDIANA ROADS

LAFAYETTE, Feb. 22.-The In diana State Highway Commission paving program for 1923 probably will cover about 160 miles of pave ment, approximately 55 miles of which already is under contract, c. Gray, chief engineer of the commits sion, said recently.
The Cordova daily times., 1923-02-22

FOR SALE - GAS BOAT PRINCESS Pat, length 65 feet, 65 H. P. Fris- co Standard Engine. Will carry 20 passengers and 25 tons freight, cleo
 tric lights, hot water heat, built in 1920, ship house on deck. Just the boat for Cold Bay District
 Write w. c. Waters, Wrangell, Alas ka. 12-3wks.
The Cordova daily times., 1923-02-22
The Lenten Season

son a week ago yesterday which ends Easter Sunday, April 1, and we are all supposed to be good for these forty days. Of course you have gone over the list and decided what you will cut out in eating during the self abnega- ton period
 You know candy and ice cream are such commonplace things to quit. And besides they are classed as foods now and are out of the so- called dainty class.
 And it just seems to be the luck to have unusually fine shows at the theater during Lent.
 So why not cut out all gossip and knocking. Be an optimist and boost CT instead of pessimist and a pest.
 And the officers could cut out ar resting the dispensers of ''liquid" refreshments during Lent. The poor fellows have worry enough.
 And wouldn't a lot of wives think that Lent was fine time of the year if their husbands swore off fighting with them during Lent. But like the lady who had the rheumatism it would be just the good time that is always followed by a bad one.
 We don't have to stop drinking water because we understand there is nearly enough to go around.
 But we could stop wearing our Russian boots and wear our silk stockings and slippers all during Lent. The snow wouldn't be so deep then and besides it would be sin u Keep lucIl lOl SulIlllSI.
 Cause, goodness only knows what they will wear this summer.
 But suppose we cut out staying away from church and go once in a while. Not only one of us, but all of us.
 And wouldn't the ministers feel as if something awful was going to happen. That everybody was hurry ing to church.
 They would almost be justified in thinking that the search and seizure act had been passed.
 And wouldn't it be nice if the people would decided to clean their pavements during Lent as a sort of penance that they could do for fail ing to clean them for the last forty years.
 But Lent is great time of the year. It is the time when all of us stop and take time to put the brakes on. No matte whether we are Cath ollie or Protestant there is a general fO nf to1y Ia more care about what we do and how we do it.
 Christmas is the time of the year when everybody is happy and care free. But Lent seems to be a general time for retrospection. A sort of what did we do wrong last year and what can we do to make up for it
 There is one thing that we can all do as a penance this year. And that is smile more.
 We can cut out the grouches dur ing Lent and be little more cheer full Because smiling is one of the easiest things to do. It is much cas- fer to do and it brings lot of re- suits. So make up your mind during the remaining days in Lent to start in and fast on grouches.
The Cordova daily times., 1923-02-22
TROLLING BOAT SUBMERGED


 The 11-ton trolling boat Mary B, owned by the Northwestern Fisheries Company hangs submerged in the waters of Quadra Bay with just the tops of her masts out of the water.
 Captain and Mrs. Robert Pringle left for the Qaudra cannery, AZ miles south of Ketchikan on Quadra Bay, enroute to that city. When not more than 100 yards from the dock the Mary B, in bucking the ice be- tween the dock and the open waters of the bay sprang a leak. Captain Pringle, on going below, discovered water pouring into the engine room, and immediately turned back. The boat was tied as quickly as possible to the dock and the salvaging of valuables on board was continued until she had begun to sink rapidly. Mrs. Pringle worked until the last minute and was the last to leave the sinking craft. She succeeded in rescuing all of her belongings and many of the boats most valuable assets.
The Cordova daily times., 1923-02-22

Girls should be the source of inspir- ation; never of temptation.
The Cordova daily times., 1923-02-22

Many men are live wires, which ac counts for their shocking manners.
The Cordova daily times., 1923-02-22

People do their duty but they don't like to do much of it.
The Cordova daily times., 1923-02-22

WANTED-INFORM WHERE abouts George Schindler who about
 1910 resided at Hotel Evans, San
 Francisco, California. Address: W. c. Cox, Suite 14O2 Hartford Build ing, Chicago, Illinois. S-tf.
The Cordova daily times., 1923-02-22

Dance, February 22, Empress Ca baret.
The Cordova daily times., 1923-02-22
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING

LOol LAD1 5 WRIST WATCH Saturday evening. Please return to S3-4 rings. Reward 19-tf. FOR SALE-TWO LARGE HEATERS, good as new, with plenty of pipe Apply at Times Office.
 FOR SALE - BURROUGHS ADDING machine, practically new, with stand. Apply Times Office.
 LOST-BROWN RUBBERIZED RAIN coat co. Kenyon make), at Eagle hall last Saturday night. Finder re- turn to Northern Drug Store. 13-6t WANTED-TWO WOMEN TO WORK in the crab cannery Phone 14-2 rings, or call at the Harmon Build ing on Ocean Dock. 15.3t
, 1923-09-29
AUTOPSY TO
SOLVE Death

NEW YORK. Sept. 2s.-Mrs.
Charles Webb, who died Tuesday
night at the Westchester Biltmore
country club in Rye. N. Y. was not
necessarily a victim OF poisoning.
as far as the autopsy, performed
late yesterday, showed. 1t was
stated. however, hat the chemical
analysis might prove that certain
findings in the body. had at least
fastened. IL not caused death.
Friends of the woman's husband.
charged hat the suspicion of poison.
ing was result OF an old family
feud which had lasted through sew
eral generations. A cousin Of Mr..
Webb. Col. Howard Thayer Kings
bury, who is a physician. stated
that in his opinion death was due
to natural causes. He was with
Mrs. Webb at the time OF her
death.
The result OF the chemical ana
lysis probably will not be known for
several days.
, 1923-09-29
DICKSON GIRL
Slain, BELIEF

MELVILLE. N. J.. Sept. gas
the result of a second autopsy per.
formed yesterday upon the body OF
Emma Dickson, Is year old high
school girl. county authorities are
again working on the theory that
she was slain. Before the second
autopsy. some investigators had an
nounced 1t was their opinion that
the girl had been killed by being
struck by an automobile. Her body
was found near her home at Bricks.
boro last Saturday and was buried
Sunday.
The girls skull and vlscera have
been sent to Philadelphia for further
examination.
Prosecutor Ward, who previously
had put forth the theory that the
girl had met her death accidentally.
now declares hat he has changed
his mind. II was wrong" he was
quoted as saying. she must have
been murdered"
Residents OF Cumberland county
are raising a fund to be offered as n
reward for the arrest and conviction
Of the girls slayer.
, 1923-09-29
LITTLE CHANGE
Of JAPAN GOING
DRY IN HURRY
Prohibition Movement
In Country
BY DUBOsE.

ToKYOABy mail TO United
Press.l- Temperance organizations
conducted by foreign missionaries
have increased greatly In japan
At the same time the domestic uro-
duction Of alcoholic liquors. and the
importation Of foreign liquors n
brews. show an even greater in
crease.
As for a straight prohibition
movement-lt doesn't exist. II
would stand. II anything less chance
horo than in France or Italy. In
those countries a fundamental OF
agricultural economies is the pro-
auction of grapes 10 be made Into
wine. So in Japan a fundamental
Of farm management IS rec pro
duction. no small pert or whieh
roes into sake" IT rice wine.
The entire agricultural scheme Of
things would have to be done over
~ this industry were stopped. Also
IN Japan. sake enters into many re-
iIeious rites. II is offered, in little
Guns. TO the spirits Of the dead an
cestors, to the gods in the Temples.
TIE man who sets a cup OF sake on
b,s ather's tombstone, filling II
freshly at regular intervals. in
order as he sincerely believes. that
his fathers spirit may be cheered
and comforted in the other word
isn't apt to think that other should
BIZ forbidden.
German beers and French and
Italian wines. say nothing Of Scotch
, 1923-09-29
Russia Sapes Time
In Lieu of Money

UNITED Press Staff Correspondent,
MOSCow-By mall TO United
Press-Time Is not money In Rus.
STA. Russia has lots OF time hut 1T
tie money. Not being abe to snve
money, however. the Russians have
started a new saving stunt-savlng
time.
For the purpose the League
Wremja" Glme) has been formed.
The slogan is tho saving Of time.
The league members will wear a
button similar to the button of the
French legion Of honor.
Every member must observe the
utmost punctuality Mt business
hours. meetings. conferences, etc.
which all foreign business men and
correspondents will hear with great
Joy. Any Invitations Issued by a
member will bear the two letters L.
w (meaning League wremiah,
written underneath the signature.
Posters will be plastcred over the
walls OF every governmental insti.
tuition. advertising the aims OF tho
league. Signs will he nailed to the
walls in offices requesting visltorq
to use as few words rs uovsihir-
almost impossible for the talkative
Russian-lectures VIII be held and
all the members will be tod 70 edu
cate non.members.
Directors Of factories will be re.
quested to organize the work in
their plants so hat the worItmen
won't lose too much time in waiting
for orders,
, 1923-09-29
ACT FOUGHT BY
JAPS UPHELD

HONOLULU. Sept. as.-CBy the
Associated Pressl-The constitution.
atty Of the territorial Legislative
act of 1920 regulating allen Ian.
guage schools. which has been
fought vigorously by the Japanese
residents of Hawaii. has been up.
held in a decision handed down hy
Judge Frank Andrade of the cir.
cult court.
The act provides that teachers in
allen schools must undergo an X.
as TO their knowledge OF
American History, ideals and Gus.
toms.
Judge Andrade's decision wa. IN
the suit brought by the Kaiihi
Japanese school to abrogate the act
on the ground that IT violated the
fifth and fourteenth amendments
TO the federal constitution.