Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1923-05-17

CthCl lellOWS ellOTtS is hazardous bus
mess
An air service supply company Dor
rcWed coffee ad which read like
this.
Our parachutes are good to the
last drop"
It's a funny thing that lot of
woman's good points consist of curves.
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Many an awkward position may be
avoided by keeping to the right, serm-
onizes Chief Dixon.
AT twenty he thinks he can save the
world; at thirty he begins to wish he
could save part OF his salary.
THE TICKLE SEX
Some men are Tilted IN their youth,
And all their lives lived by their
loney;
And others married their sweethearts
And are now paying alimony.
Houston Chronicle.
\ man is Tilted in his youth,
Is quit cold by his honey;
But she returns TO claim his heart
When he's made gobs of money.
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If | trade out OF my neighborhood
and you trade out of your neighbor-
hood, what will become of our neigh
borhood?
NOTICE-Lost, A gentlemans gold
| watch; SIS reward and no questions
asked-unless my wife answers the
door"
When it comes to bills-We give
the stork credit for having the longest.
DR.. Turnersays IFS all right for a
| girls clothes to be called stunning"
or shocking" but it is we'll to draw
the line at ripping"
One eternal triangle that no longer
appears in our midst, is, eat, drink and
| Re merry.
When the average man gives to the
needy, he feels cheated if he doesn't
set his moneys worth OF gratitude
Nowadays most people spend two
thirds OF their time chasing the phan-
tom pleasure and the other third try
Jig to dodge work, declares John
Seanor.
| FAMOUS HAMS
| Birmingham
Ham and eggs.
Alexander Hamilton.
Al Jolson.
Anybody will make mistake once
Fools make the same mistake twice.
Try to beat yesterdays record today.
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Whether it be barns or blondes,
little paint does wonders In the first
case, the paint saves the surface, in
the second, it serves the face.
Fireworks are pretty-but they do
not last long. Don't be a fireworks
advertiser.
Think twice before speaking and
then look around to see who's pres
ent.
A DOUBLE SCOOP
| Yesterday, editorially, said the able
Journalist, we were the first news
paper to publish the death of John
! L. Smith. Today we are first to
deny the report. The Buglc is always
in the lead.
| once knew man who was so
| II, L, ~
Flowers, candy, and theater parties
kept him hungry.
"HAVEN'T GOT TIME"
OF all the excuses there are
By which this old world is accursed
This haven't got time" is by far
The poorest, the feeblest, the worst,
A dclusion it is, and snare,
If the habit is yours, you should
shake it,
For if YOU want to do what is offered
You'll find time to do it, or make
it.
My girls so ignorant that when I
told her she had red pigments on her
lips, she said, Nav | amt either, |
just washed EN- with germ killer"
1t is estimated that there are now
enough chances for easy money to keep
our jails occupied until 1867.
George says what we seem TO need
in the movies are new faces OF diff |
erent character and more character.
"I'm beginning to miss my husband
said Mrs. Murphy as the rolling pin
grazed her husbands head and hit the
wall
Abe says: "When you catch girl
studying the marriage ritual the |
breach OF promise laws and the time
tables to Reno at the same time you
can figure she's in an uncertain state
Of mind.
Cliff Sanders thinks the threatened
strike of raisin growers in California ,
should be of current interest.
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When lovely women stoop to folly
hey wear sixteen pounds of fur in the
Hint to Motorists: Be polite to ev- ,
nv Dedpctrian he NAV he n traffic