San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-06
The Once Over
o. HOWE DUNN PEERS INTO 1928.
BY II. /. Phillips.

What's the idea of the veil and the
striped awning hat?" asked A. Lott
drummer, the well known representative,
as he came upon Senator y. Howe
DUNN, sitting under tree, looking
mysterious or worse.
"Sh.h-h-S" cautioned Dunn. "Tm
seer. You know what seer ISL
Sure" replied Drummer. Hes Roe
bucks partner"
Stupid one.' returned DUNN, clos
| ing his eyes and making strange mo-
| tons with his hands. II am prophet.
| seer-beg pardon--peer into the fu-
ture. Be Still and you shall hear what
will happen in the year 1928"
And DUNN spake as follows:
January win be month in which
there will be plenty Of ice. but very
little coal. l see a great deal OF hot
air rising over the northern states
yes. it is coming from the fuel com
| missioners. Quite a number OF peo-
pie will have colds in the head. There
will be snow between the Sd and the
31st.
February will be a short month, if
| am not mistaken. The 18th viii be
Lincoln's birthday. There will be heavy
winds in Congress from the 9th to the
26th, and disturbances in ireland from
the list to the last. The Allies will
deliver an ultimatum to the Turks.
march will have 81 days. 1t will
be accompanied by the well-known idea
from the 18th TO the 18th. Every ma
jor league baseball team will swing into
strenuous training. and the managers
will issue statements saying i am con-
fident have an excellent chance TO COP
the pennant.' Mexican Petroleum and
boil weevils will be active. The Al
lies will deliver an ultimetum to the
TURKS.
"April will be uneventful. The Al
lies will deliver an uitinatum TO the
Turks.
"May will be great month for the
Poles. The prohibition enforcement de-
partment will announce a rigid cam.
paign to enforce the prohibition amend
ment. Mussolini, the Prince of Wales.
King Alfonso and Timothy Healy will
get their pictures in the Sunday papers
at least four times. There will be dis
turbanees in Ireland. The Allies will
deliver an ultimatnm to the Turks.
"June will be wonderful month for
roses and coal strikes. The oldest liv-
ing member Of the Elks will die in %
states. Sarah Bernhard will be re-
ported as planning Il trip TO America.
Winsted, Conn, will report the discov-
cry Of calf with six legs or a leg
with six calves. The Allies will send
an ultimatum TO the Turks.
"July will be a month Of violent ex-
! ploSives between the I'd and the 9th.
Loo; for 4 deluge Of newspaper photos
of girl swimming champions about this
time. The prohibition enforcement de-
partment will announce q strenuous
drive to enforce the prohibition amend
ment. The Allies will deliver an ulti-
matum TO the Turks.
august will be a great month for
scande at the summer resorts. The Al
lies will deliver an ultimetum to the
Turks, and the prohibition enforcement
department will announce determined
drive TO enforce the prohibition amend
ment.
September will see the opening Of
many public schools. The Allies will de-
liver an ultimetum to the Turks.
"October-The Allies will deliver an
ultmatum to the Turks.
November will find the country fac
ing the worst coal crisis in years. Fuel
commissioners will be appointed in g.!
states. The last survivor of Clusters
last ride will be reported very sick i'll
% different cities, The entire popula-
ton of the United States will deliver an
ultimatum TO the Turks"
Wonderful" exclaimed Drummer as
DUNN concluded But what about
December2'
Did | forget December" asked
Dunn.
"Sure you did. What will happen in
December"
That's easy" concluded Dunn
The Allies will deliver an ultimntun
: to the Turks"
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