The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-24
THE HANDMAIDENSO OF
DESTINY TAP THE
WRONG SPOT
By HERBERT KAUFMAN

By HERBERT KAUFMAN
IN 1898 Charner Tidve seventeenyear-old Cherokee
sentenced to life imprisonment for murder com
mitted by another
And forthwith repentant justice began to plot and plan
how square the Sister Hecuba you attend
the Brown conscience creep into her
torture her guilty soul until she finally discoses the
Of her paramour.
You Sister Fortune must devise fitting recompense
for this blasted young Prepare for the day Of de-
verance and be ready empty cOpia at Charners
feet. Load him down with riches that the wrong
unwittingly wrought may be generously repaired"
The Brown has confessed; TidweIl is free. The
wealth Of Monte Crsto is his He returns to the world
possessed Of millions from inherited oil lands.
But the handmadens of destiny bungled for all that
They drilled at the wrong spot.
J, What Tidwel needs is fountain Of youth.
Let Then, Keep Their Gods
DIME novel Indians last empty fling At civiliza-
ton. Old Posey and his Piutes still rampagng
Cayuse against the aeroplane, moonshne gasO-
line The mad gesture Of drink fuddled ignorance One
sinking dope pedder thousand times dangerous
Show the fools some photographs Of New York and
Chicago or better still, American expeditionary film,
and let them see what they're up against Thatn still the
war Whoops.
Commissioner Burke means stop tribal dances They
interfere with crop raising No ceremonies after this
on the reservations priests must turn from the snake
to the pow Sacrifice to the harvest moon ended ~
We've taken enough from the red AT least let him
keep his traditions and gods.
The LUlD's Satisfied! Nobody Else Is
b4HE Labor Department again divides famiy Eugenio
Zoda leaves Italy with sx-months infant and imme
dately becomes citizen Of the United States His
wife is automatically naturazed but the daughter not
After nineteen years the two visit Europe When
thew return the mother admitted and the child debarred
The law is satisfied nobody else is. Some
FOOLS cap the immigration statutes drafted
characterization is discouraged by the asnine butahtes
Of such half-cooked legislation
Protection against alensm goes far when perces
loyal American hearts, unders family ties and sends help
less kin adrift.
Law is not sister Of justice
Workers and Thinkers Their OIDn BOrgi1s
nARs doctors find smokers markedly immune to many
/ diseases.
Certain germs cant abide the weed Phladell hia
physician however that thirty years ago. All
the isn't novel.
Lady Ncotines lovers are hardly attacked by spinal
meningitis The would be impressive
if IS per of meningitis victims not infants
Medicine could have learned about the prophylactic
property of tobacco from any garden manual We habit
ualy overlook the obvious And sometimes the record
St. Mary's Hospital Hoboken claims the successful
treatment pneumonia by electricity Another try at an
old game.
Electricity may be an effective agent in convalescence
but previous experiment declares its failure the
nococcus killer Winters pet microbe still defes science
Allentown
column and replace it with the patient shinbone The
Archbishop Canterbury and the British Red Cross Society
indorse a new vaccine for consumption.
Missing hitting, scapel and laboratory battle with
death and year by year improve their
Prof Wechart of Lepsic, says that 'tired feeling
inspired by muscular poisons Hard workers and deep
thinkers are their Borgias He has Several
thousand employers want the professor address.
Build Hangar in the Back Yard
THROW "trackless waters into the junk heap OF
obsolete phrases. There ism spot now on land or
sea beyond the reach of Old Seuth the radio wave
Naval EXPERTS 100000 calculations have prepared
tables by which the position of the swest ship or plane
can be located within three minutes.
Heaven and earth will have no hiding places left
Louis Brennan doesH subscribe to Dr. Oslers theory
of obsolescence at fifty, has built machine that leaps
straight from the ground to full-Winged flight
G+tla hack rd will have