The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1923-11-29

NlSS I1diDOW CT Iou udu Luo uulll-
orator and denominator both wrong"
Dorothy-"Well, | had the line in
the right place"
Kentner Notwithstanding rule
for prepositions) HE sat down on the
sofa beside her"
Miss Wilson'S that %correct?'
Norman Rose-"No, very improper"
in Science III. Loretta Hunker, not
understanding her assignment, said,
Did You say l wa to report on the
beef type of Sheep"
Mildred Mckay was in chemistry
class She was going to deteminer
the weight of a liter of oxygen. She
was heating a liter bottle of water
and the water was being slowly dis,
placed by oxygen. The manual in
stIuctions stated that the water
should be heated slowly enough to
enable the student to count the bub-
bles. Miss Weston came to the res
cue when Mildred had just counted
the eighty-first bubble, and explained
the counting was to be made possible
was not put into practice.
DOrOthea-"Did you say | %painted?"
Dwight-No, l merely said YOU pow
dered."
Dorothea-"WeIl, that puts a diff
erent complexion on the matter" "A.
Harlan-"Gerald tore his pants"
Ambrose-"Did he have any insur.
ance?"
Harlan-"No, his coat-tail covered
the loss"
Mr.. Evans-"That fellow must be
studious. He wears an eye shade in
class"
Mr.. Cooper-"Yes, that's to keep the
sun out of his eyes SO he can sleep"
Miss Cates-"Bryan, define deficit"
Bryan-"A deficit is what you have
when you haven't as much as if you
had nothing"
Slim-'Did you get to the opening
gamer"
Nhho d W.. III bOSS htEt dIu
Everybody else wanted to 60"
Emory-"We have a cuckoo clock
in orr house
Vernon ours doesn't work very
well either
Fred-"Where do all the pins go?''
Paul Cts hard to gay. They're
headed n way and pointed another
Mother-"Dd you get any marks IN
school today"
Carter-"Yes, but where they don't
show"
Leo-"How long are the legs of
the tallest man in the world?"
Abner- How should / know
Leo-All the way to the ground, at
least"
Mina-"What is the difference Pc
tween a hair-dresser and a SCULPTOR"
Dorothy HI dunno, what?"
Nina -.'Well, a hair dresser curls
up and dyes and a sculptor makes
faces and busts."
|
Miss Cates-"Mr. Evans, can / go
through that gate into the park?'
Mr.. Eyans-I guess SO. A load of
hay just went through"
Kentner had just broken a mirror
in the Science rOom and he said, 81
suppose that means seven years of
bad luck"
"Oh. mercy no." limo explained. 81
had a girl. friend in Colorado who
broke. one, and two days later she was
killed in an explosion. Don't worry
about any seven years Of bad luck.
John Redmond was telling us boy.
about how much money his father
gave him every day He said, "Oh, l
get seventy-five cents a day." We
believe him so we asked his
father.
Il give him seventy-five cents a day
all right" said Mr.. Redmond. but
he doesn't know he's putting it in the
gas meter. He thinks its a bank"
Howard Lee to his mother: "Wha, |
Is a grass widow?'
~ VSA, ppO your IdLuer
LETT. me for q long time, then l would |
be a grass widow"
Howard: "Ok yes, and then Dad
would be a grasshopper."
Garland and Vera sat on the steps
of the Collins home. They eat there |
? long time. Vera wanted to 20 into
the house but Garland stayed and ,
STAYED. At last Garland sighed and
SAID, ALAS Vera, II l only had money J
I'd travel"
Vera slipped her hand into his and
hen ran into the house. When Gar
and opened his hand he found a
Erma to Dola W: do you ever stem
mt? 2" n
Dc1a: II have stepped out with M,
gotner but we never hold hands. o..
mink that's silly. don't your"
lra-Albert made quite q speech 10
Assembly Tuesday.