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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-02
RATS HAVE NEW HOTEL

The R. & NJ. Department has ac-
quired a new rat trap. 1t is quite
an expensive and luxurious affair.
The unsuspecting rat is first fed
god meal, then he passes up run
way where mirror is provided for
hair-combing and prinking. Below
the mirror there is bath in which
every rat is expected to wash. Care
less ones may drown and Monday
mornings sun as it peeped through
the windows of the pipe shop. tinged
with gold the sad remains of two
old rats who did not have to learn
to swim before they graduated from
High School.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-02
RESOLUTION
Borough OF Stockton
THE COMMON COUNCIL or THE BOR-
OUCH OF STOCKTON DO HEREBY

THE COMMON COUNCIL or THE BOR-
OUCH OF STOCKTON DO HEREBY
That II Is desirable 10 extend the watar
main from its present end at st. Agnes
II. G. Church 10 the southerly borough line
in Brookville. and from Main and Ferry
streets. over the PrallBville ROnd TO or near
the residence of George Hillyer at Prala-
Vile. with a ak (6) inch line and the necea-
snry fire hydrnnts, plaeed at suitable points
and the consent in writing TO the extension
Of the said main TO Brookyile and Prais-
villo, in said borough. signed by the own
erg of 20 per cent. Of the real estate In the
Borough, according 10 its nssossed valna-
ton as shown in the latest preceding hs-
Hcasment for the purpose Of tHxntion in said
borough, and verified by the oath Of the
assessor who made such assessment. having
been filed In the office of the Borough
Clerk. the Council hereby further finds and
determines that such consent In signed by n
requisite proportion Of legal property own
ors
Be It therefore Resolved. That the quea.
tinn of the extension of the water main 10
said Prallsyillc md BrOokville In said Bor-
ough. according 20 the plan herein set forth
be submitted 20 the legal voters OF said
borough at the coming general election. held
on Tuesday, November 9Th. 1928 and be
Further Resolved. That in the Judgment
" said Council II 10 necessary 10 issue bonds
Of said Borough. pursuant 20 AN Act Of the
LEGISLATURE of the State Of Now Jersey en-
titled "a General Act Relating 10 Bor-
oughs," Revision 1897, approved April "a.
1897. the proceeds of which bonds shnll be
appropriated 10 the payment and cancel
lations Of such indebtodnesB nA may be in
Of said water main; that the amount of
said bonds TO be igsued for said improvement
is estimated at 100000.
(siRned) NJ. A SOMERS. !,
Borough Clerk
Dated, Stockton. NJ j. September 90 1928
Oct. 1926, Nov. 2.
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Reserve your space in the 1924
RECORD-NEWS ALMANAC. Only
1c. copy for full page advertise
ment. Phone S4-R3.
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mo TRESPASS" signs at the Re-
cord Print Shop, Lambertville, at
10c each or 75c doz.
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THE GENERAL ELECTION
and

Reserve your space in the 1924
RECORD-NEWS ALMANAC. Only
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ment. 'Phone Si-R9.
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Notice is hereby given that the following
account will be audited md stated by the
Surrogate and reported TO the Judge OF the
Orphans Court Of the County of Huntcrdon
On Monday, December 3. 1929,
in the term of September. A. D. 1928,
for settlement and allowance.
Est Rachel A. Trout deceased,
A. O. Robbins Executor.
CHAS. u .McCRACKEN Surrogate,
tll-2 TO 1884, Prs fee SO.
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WASTE REDUCTION DEPART.
MENT

n. B. Something terrible is about
TO happen TO those young ladies who
wrinkle up net Innings and throw
them in the scrap,
Chester Lyndelle, of Trenton, took
Bob" MacNamara's place in the
millroom as weigher. On Wednesday
he was transferred to the Fabric
Cutting Department.
Bob" Mcnamara returned to
work after three days of illness.
+. X. Taylor is i'll at his home
He expects to be out again in
week. r. Fisher, from the Cork
Room, is filling the gap.
The old toy and rattle moulds
stacked along the aisle alongside of
the steamers have been sold and
shipped to Philadelphia.
Jack Godell bought a new car to
take his girl out riding. As soon
as he got the car. he lost the girl.
Frank Sehermerhorn got up Sun
day morning and went to the ice
box to get a cold drink, but he
couldn't find anything but the baby's
milk, so he drank that.
Last Friday night Jack McCusker
was showing the boys how he could
eat glass. He should get Job with
the circus
Anyone who has good watch dog
for sale, please let Frank Brown
know, as he will pay good price
for one.
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NOTICE OF PRIMARY


AND GENERAL ELECTION
Notice of Primary and General Elec-
ton and Meetings of Board of Re-
gistry and Election of the Town
ship of West Amwell.
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER %, 1928
and upon the said registry day the
said District Board of Registry and
Election in the above district shall
conduct the
PRIMARY ELECTIONS
from A. NJ, to 8 P. NJ, to nominate
candidates for
A member of Assembly for Hun
terdon County.
A Chosen Freeholder for three
years.
A Coroner.
A Sheriff
And to nominate candidate for
each political party for
One member of Township Commit
tee.
Township Clerk
One Justice of the Peace.
Two Surveyors of Highway.
Two members of the County Exec
party for the Township of West AM
Weii~-Oilc man anu otN NVihtAh iNi
each political party.
The third registration day shall be
held on
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 16, 1928
for the purpose of revising and cor
recting the original registers, of add
ing thereto the names of all persons
entitled to the right Of suffrage in
this election district ut the next cleo
ton, who shall appear in person be
fore them or shall be shown by the
written affidavit of some voter in
such election district to be legal
voter in the Township of West AM
well.
THE GENERAL ELECTION
and
PRIMARY ELECTION
The General Election and Town
ship Election will be held for the
Township of West Amwell, i'll Hol-
combe Hall, Mt. Airy, on
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 6, 1928
between the hours of six o'clock A.
NJ, and seven o'clock p. M.
VIM. J. LAUDERDALE,
Township Clerk.
Dated August 80, 1928.
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BOROUGH OF STOCKTON

Notice Of District Board OF Reg
istry and Election in and for the
Borough Of Stockton.
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER %, 1923
for the purpose Of conducting u Pri-
mary Election for the nomination Of
candidates for
A Sheriff
A Coroner
A Chosen Freebooter
A Member Of General Assembly
A Mayor
Councilman for years
! Councilman for 2 years
A Collector for 3 years
An Assessor for 3 years
A Justice Of the Peace for the full
term Of 5 years.
2 Members Of the County Execu-
tive Committee Of each political par
ty, one male and one female.
TUESDAY. NOVEMBER 6, 1928
between the hours Of six A. NJ, and
seven P. NJ, for the purpose Of con-
Quoting a General Election for sue
eessful candidates Of the above Pri-
mary Election.
NJ. A. S0MERS, Clerk,
Borough Of Stockton
Dated August 30. 1929
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NOTICE OF SETTLEMENT

NOTICE OF SETTLEMENT
Notice tx hereby given that the following
account will be audited and stated by the
Surrogate and reported TO the Judge of tho
Orphans Court of the County OF Hunicrdon
On Monday, December ., 1928,
in the term of September. A, D., 1923.
for settlement and allowance.
Est. William l.. Alpauah deceased
Alphcus A. ApauRh. Administrator.
CHAS. d .McCRhCkEN. Surrogate.
u1-2 To ll-99, Prs fee So.
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Reserve your space in the 1924
RECORD-NEWS ALMANAC. Only
1c. copy for full page advertise
ment. Phone 84-R3.
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FOR SALE--One of the most pleas
ant homes in Lambertville. Brick,
10 rooms, hot watr heat, 2 bath
rooms, electric light, large lot,choice
location. Priced right L, f. Hawk,
Agt., Lambertvill. ll-2t
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-02

FARM LOANS On United States
Government Plan. SO years to pay, no
commissions, no renewals, no red
tape, you do not buy stock in the
bank. Loans closed quickly. Under
Government supervision. Apply dir
ect to the bank. Pay no commissions
to anyone. For details write TO New
York and New Jersey Joint Stock
Land Bank, 81 Clinton ST., Newark,
N. J. (tf)
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-02

FOR SALE-Radio Outfit, can
be demonstrated after 7 o'clock any
evening. rs York ST., Lambert
vile. 1l-9
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-02

Homes Wanted for Police and Chow
puppies on breeding basis. Strong
heart Kennels, Easton Ave, New
Brunswick Phone 1443-W2 @11-16
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-02

JOTIIN y. IINININ
Republican Member of the Board of Freeoers which has paid s94
judgments deficiencies and reduced rate 6
Candidate for Recollection
Your and support respectfully solicited, Tuesday
November 9th, 1928
n
be
exceeded
bills they the Democratic ticket,
Freehoders Haynes
financial
outstanding
should nothe state to electJo J. Horn.
rdcred and paid for by Jon Horn
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-02

HOUSE, prtments or rooms for
rent. 81 C1lNell ST., Lambertville.
l1-2N
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Don't worry about your Family
Laundering. The New Way Sys-
TEN is our answer: cost from $3.50
to $3.50 week Blakely Laundry
Co, A. w. Stout, Agt., II York st.
No. Canopy Cook Stove,new CRATES
and bricks, good condition, cheap.
81 York g.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-02

NO TRESPASSING for any pur-
poses whatever on the farm lands
known as the J. V. C. Barber Farm.
A. j. Ulmer. II
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FOR RENT-Fully furnished CO.
lonial house along the Delaware;
electric lights and every convent
ence; most desirable for literary man
or artist. Terms very reasonable.
Address u C. p, PIT. Pleasant, Pa.
11-2
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-02

WINTER BANANA APPLES. best
all purpose variety in its season,
delivered anywhere in Lambertville
or New Hope. Quality fruit at
moderate cost. Order by phone or
card. James u. Allen, Wolchester
Farms, Stockton, N. J. Bell phone.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-02

HOUSE FOR RENT-Inquire of d.
A. Davenport's, on towpath above
Rabbit Run bridge.
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REAL ESTATE SALESMAN
WANTED-Old established company
wants branch manager for this sec
ton; experience not essential, insur-
ance man preferred; one of good
standing between 30-45 only; ex-
eellent opportunity. Call or write
for particulars. NEW JERSEY
FARM AGENCY, Inc, l54 Nassau
St, New York City. 11-16
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-05-18

OURB@ REPORTER

Ino lots of news but / dom no if / will git a chance to rite
much becos my fother wants me to go fshin with him sun
wares an git the bate Wun time he went fshin an forgot the
sed how in the world did you git the fish to bite an he sed
with the bate an then she LATED to beet the band becos he left
the bate on the kichen table an then he sed him an Mister Tyler
bought them together.
Jim dash
Kinny Nickles goin to play for the N. York Giants less he
watches out for his self Mister HURT sed witch plays Ind base
for the Elks when they cant git sum good player to play there
'becos he scraps for e%verbuddy an flies also. When he runs
bases my fother has to Iaff his sides out.
jim dash
| don't no if Doctor Cole found his watchwich he lost with
a open face witch is gold but l CESS he did becos | seen him
not long back an he diddent look world nor nothin.
Jim dash
| went to see Jackie Coogan up to the Huree free for
nuthin. Gosh my Mother she squeezed my hand feerce when
the old man wus tryin to keep them from takin Jackie a way
from him and when they got rich an plaid see saw together.
jim dash
They have got all the new records up to Botkins an Joys
for your Victor for June an they have sum for your helth Also
| CESS its daily talks ON dite Nell sed. Dite is what you eat she
My Mother don't never cook nun of it | CESS.
Jim dash
Mister Lee Caldwell up to Nampa got a glory ticket to git
marrid with but ! don't no the girls name only shes from Star
an her names Lola so / CESS her last names Caldwell now emmy
how.
jim dash |
MisterA. E. Duncan went to Nampa On biznes all by his
witch is the way to go if you want to git sumthin dun an git
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-05-18
Fruit and Frosts

Straw hat day has come and gone
Summer is approaching for the calen-
dar tells us in a language that does not
lie that the longest day in the year is
but a month away.
In many ways this has been an I'M
usual season. Spring has been slow
in coming with mild and sunny days
inevitably followed by blustery wea-
ther. And it has been unusual from the
fact that not once, thus far. have Ca
lamity howlers been given that prec-
ious opportunity to say that the fruit
is all frozen. Minor frosts have been
few and damage has been so negligi-
BILE that fruit producers are faced with
the almost certain job of thinning the
crops.
Idaho wonders sometimes how the
east and middle west. even . alleged
Texas "'ca'n get that way"
when devastating storms sweep the
country. We have our troubles with
the weather man but they certainly
are played in a minor key.
Michigan, we are told, has lost its
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-05-18

back for supper the cheef sed. When my fother goes to Boha
he tells my Mother hes jess goin to Nampa an she don't like 70
go there as well as Boise.
Jim dash
Marion Riddle wus home agen to see her Mother witch i.
your best friend in the world witch is goin to biznes colldge m
there to lern how to make a livin. Life's a riddle ennyhow Nal
sed an Mister Gibbons sed lifes a rebuss an Nell sed whats tr
diffrnce an he sed riddles can be difrunt things but rebusso
are Jess rebusses an Nell she sed thank you an went up street
Jim dash
Mrs. Ethan Hayes is back from Pasadena for 3 Years an
feels fine. Pasadena where all the milyun airs go to com
pare notes an things like that my fother sed.
Jim dash
It's a hollowday in India today but it amt a gosh den thine
here Mister Jess Gowen sed only work day.
thirty
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-05-18
Helping Along

One way to get results in any com.
munity, any state, is to arouse such
enthusiasm that everyone is thinking
and talking the same thing. That is
Just what is occurring in Idaho today
IN the dairy and poultry business. 1t
isn't only farmers who see the hand
writing but business men. CORPORA
tions and the state.
One reads with interest, for instance,
a recent issue Of the Idaho Power
company's "Electrikat," an issue of this
house organ devoted almost entirely
to the dairy industry. Newspapers
are full of it. Commercial clubs are
advertising Idaho dairy advantages
Cows and chickens are discussed at
all places where men congregate and
the conversation drifts to the passing
depression period or hopes for Idaho's
future.
Probably no business established IN
recent years in Idaho has enjoyed quite
the publicity accorded the Caldwell
branch OF the Pacific Cooperative Egg
Producers. And this farmers concern
is today capitalizing that publicity. As
a result. the hen population of Idaho
has increased enormously, eggs are
pouring out in carload lots where for
merly they went in cases. And egg
producers are satisfied with results be-
ing attained.
Some day, perhaps, the dairy popu-
laton OF Idaho may reach the max
imum. Perhaps some day, the Boise
Valley may become another Petaluma.
That day is being fastened by the fact
that a healthy and unanimous public
sentiment has been aroused to endorse
the COW and the hen for Idaho farms.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-05-18
Water Enough
To Cover Continent

~WASHINGTON-The water
storage capacity Of irrigation
project reservoirs OF the depart
ment OF the interior in western
states has now reached 10000
oVO acre-feei. or enough to COW
er the entire state OF Connect.
cut with ) feet OF water. The
number OF projects low under
way or completed embrace no
wards OF 100000 acres Of land
thai may ultimately be irrigated
divided into 1000 farms n
ing from 10 &c loo acres. Water
Is already available. Il is pointed
out. for over 100000 acres on
more than 1900 farms.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-05-18
< DON'T KNOW VOLSTEAD
EVER SAT IN CONGRESS

X Jordan Valley.-A lot of rum =
x soaker sheep shearers who come 4
+ to this town and imagine they can 4
< make remarks to every young 4
x lady they meet on the street. 4
X even if they do buy their moon =
= shine of a few citizens who are 4
+ habitual law breakers, are mighty 4
= liable to wake up some morning 4
= and look at the beautiful hills 4
= through the cracks of a barred 4
= window. The actions of a few y
= who spent last week here will not \
= be tolerated a second time. 4
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-05-18

fruit crop. Other districts have bee,
hard hit by a late season and severe
frosts. Fruit buyers are already busy
in Idaho, offering attractive prices Tor
this years crop. All together. the
year promises to be a banner one fo-
Idaho fruit growers.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-05-18

citizen cannot understand. He gropes
in the dark. expectantly awaiting for
something. he knows not what. War
holds a threatening sword over all OF
Europe, and European nations. most
OF them. are face to face today with the
facts that as governments they cannot
longer exist. Finances are such that
certain bankruptcy creeps daily nearer
and nearer.
Where are we going7 Jingoists
shout more war" and signs are there
to indicate that another conflict is I'M
avoidable. II is almost certain that
only great war WEAKNESS and depleted
treasures have prevented another
great military struggle.
One war was fought to prevent
war Bungled by human hands. its
proceeds have left only more prob
lens. more opportunities for further
misunderstanding and trouble. II is
little wonder. then. that the Salt Lake
Oiuzen cries out.
An officer OF high rank in the
United States army who knows
what he is talking about, recently
made a speech 4 a number of
young men. Here are the terrible
words he gave utterance to: The
great war from 1914 to 1918 was
one of three wars which are des-
tined to shake the continents of
the world to their foundations.
Steel your arms and draft your
bodies for the greatest war the
world has ever seen" II is very
likely that he speaks the literal
truth, and people may as well be-
gin TO prepare for that war. for
all signs point to its coming. Why
is it coming? Because of dark
politics that devise sinister
schemes in the dark; because of
confusion in the minds OF people:
because the people are kept di-
vided; because leaders are poll
tioians first and patriots last, if
ever. Because of stubbornness
and blindness in those who bear
rule. What an awful comment =
airy it is on human wisdom to let
a war worse than the last conn
upon the poor humanity of the ,
world If the common people,
who will have all the bills to pay,
who will have to throw their sons
INTO the battles hell like they were
OF no more value than rate could 6
only realize how they have been
and are being deceived and be- {
trayed they would be demanding
prison sentences for some instead
OF keeping them in office.
That sounds almost like the rantinp !
a socialist. And while it probably 4
yes not reflect accurately the atti- !
OF American government or any h
r cent OF its individuals. it is none
e less true of. militaristic Europe.
espite one deluge of blood and the
that has followed. European u
'vernments have let greed and pas-0
IN dominate the desire for peace. v
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-05-18
Another War?

Out of the World War has come a
chaos that that the average American
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20 Pieces

Tissue Ginghams; the finest that
money can buy; all are striped with
silk and the patterns are beautiful;
your choice at
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-05-18
SO Pieces

Tissue Ginghams; many are silk
striped; all are 80 inches wide; long
line of colors and plaids, checks,
dots and stripes;
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-16
New York Day by Day
BY O. o. MCINTYRE.
BY o. o. MINTYRE.

.
and fall
Camille! Silk Johns
DOORS Florence Mills the dusky cabaret
rides a Rolsioyce
Buckeers from Haggard repelan
pal rather picker. Hopkins Adams
poodle Ladies with pocket
of xbs All painted pink Hot Gingerbread There's
Az scared automobile Wonder
how longit will be until finish this town. -
Two spify radio shops II humbed That was vanderbilt
He needn't feel self
The Bare Head Club for walk Has 300 members
That kissing hear is the hat manufacturers.
Hello Herbert Kaufman back midst That's rushing the
have the yellow birds and ground robins And flowers that bloom in
the Spring trala!
burning Zip and hat
have Mumbng I'm
getting that I talk to myself in the bath. .
iebae odd jbsmn who around bars? Billie Emmerich
Bebe Daniels I'll buy them Soda No. I'll compromise I'll just stroll
along and tell 'em a funny story
grabbed who rarely smiles
The other day he received piece of to edit 1t the story of
well known New Yorker who died the 90.
He reported the death to his chief:
"What the with him?' inquired the chief.
Nothing the NATTER nord the 1T just his
followers rendered hopeless old
$50 debt of Charlie shipped friend
New Orleans with him
his
and Charlie the result of this little adventure
string of horses.
It is surprising how girls New making
lent living giving private dancing instructions elderly They
install a
the midtown section
livelihood fashnng bridge
Copyright 1929 By the Mcknight Syndicate nc)
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-16
TUT-ANKH-AMEN'S WHEELS

The first pictures of the interior Of the
late King Tut-Ankh-Amen's tomb where
archaeologists have been recovering
priceless relics of some 5000 years ago
ante-dating the Christian period by more
than 1000 years have reached America:
For weeks, press dispatches have told OF
the treasures as they were removed from
the long-lost tomb. They include Won
derful vases of alabaster, hand wrought
burial caskcts, ceremonial gilt couches,
a royal footstool, hand-carved statues OF
the dead king and his queen, throne
inlaid with gold and precious stones tor
which men doubtless fought and died,
'plundcred and looted in the dim ages
Of very dim past, an ivory chair carved
in fantastic fashion and dozens OF other
articles of very great value historically.
But to us, the most interesting things
brought forth into the light OF the
Twentieth century are the rcmpants OF
the Pharaoh's chariot. We are not
EgyptolOgists nor even passable archaeo-
logists, hence we find nothing to hold
fast our attention to the gold traPpings
Of this ancient vehicle, nor arc we even
mildly interested in the hieroglyPhics and
bejewellcd art works on the chariot. 10
US the most interesting thing in these
pictures are the wheels OF that ancient
omnibus.
They are good wheels, from what the
pictures disclose. They are just as good
Vheels, so far as we can tell as the
GEsSsis in use on delivery carts or crude