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The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07
MORE DOUBTS

wv worcester IeleBram)
 No cold weather in the North no hot weather in the South, nc Hawaiian music in Hawaii, nc butter on the farmland no Boston baked beans in Boston. The Red coats didn't wear red coats. Paul Revere didn't exatly do it, and Sreman. Barbara Frietchie, Per shing and many others didn't really say 1t. Perhaps there Is no fog in London, no smoke in Pittsburg and no wind in Chicago
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07
THE DIFFERENCE
Columbia State)

George Ade objets to movie cen sors because they are political appointees, and we may guess that they are below the average of intelligence, discrimination and taste" This sounds like the war criticism of swivel-chair warriors. At least the censors don't stick to their desks. They do go personally into those awful scenes which they are expected to face.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07
NO BRANCHING OUT
(W ashinCton Star)

A story is going the rounds that a group of fox hunters at Whit, Sulphur Springs pursued tp their sorrow an animal which has De- culiar powers of rendering itsel4 objectionable. A fox hunters most important accomplishment Is to be able to stick on a horse. Ho is not expected to be a naturalist.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07
THE ALABAMA PRESS
Always n Chance

(SheIby County Reporter)
 One farmer was heard to say the other day that he would never say again that Shelby county could not make a crop. He said he re- calls now the late and unfavorable start this year and when he looks about to see the excellent pros poets for a good crop he feels that there will always be a chance.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07
Saving the Babies


 Of immense benefit have been the campaigns conducted in prac- tically all cities and towns for the conservation of baby life through the teaching of better health methods in handling the babies and in the diet that babies should have. Baby welfare work, such as has been carried on in Anniston, has doubtless resulted in saving the lives of many little ones. and it Is work that is just as easy to do as was the old method.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07
For n Southern Man

(AIeXander City OutIook)
 Why should we so on the sup position that a Southern man can- not be elected president? The men of the South have as much ability as those of any other section of the country, and if the people of the South will only stand together there is not the slightest doubt but that Southern man can be nomi- mated and elected.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07
IN HIS OWN TRAP

(LouisVlIIe COurier-J JOurnaD
 The unwelcome caller saw the niusnate dodge into the telephone tooth. They told him the great nan was out. He expected this.
 All right" sai dhe. "I'll just wait for him"
 So the magnate had to stay penned up two hours until the of fie closed.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07

A Texas contemporary thoughtfully suggests as a need, mot only immi- grants cautiously selected, but con- ditions of citizenship, the violation of one of which will nullify naturalization and send the offender back to the land of his birth"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07
THE PARAGRAPHERS
(New York Herald)

Converting the sword into the plowshare seems a very conserva- tibe use of the implement of war in times of peace compared with the tactics of the New Jersey chicken thieves who have been using gas in their raids on chicke GOODS.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07
Wonderful Growth

Along about 1880 Sylacauga will have to pause and count her pop ulation, and a number of her citi- zens are going to be surprised with its growth. There is new ter ritory being taken in now through an act of the legislature and a lot more will come in by vote before another five years is up
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07
THEY DON'T DO IF

ILOndOn OplnlOn)
 A furrier was selling a coat to a lady customer.
 Yes, ma'am," he said, T guar antee this to be a genuine skunk fur that will wear for years"
 But suppose I get 1t wet in the rain," asked the lady. What ef- feet will the water have on it? Won't 1t spoil?"
 Madam" answered the furrier, T have only one answer. Did you ever hear of skunk carrying an umbreila?"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07

There are so many differences of opinion inside the Republican party that the question arises whether enough of them can be settled be- tween now and next summer to avoid long series of dead-locks.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07
Auburn Women Leaders
(Opelika News)

Truly 1t may be said that both the work and the play of the wo- men of Auburn are as varied as those activities of woman any where. And in both earnest work and active social enjoyment, play If you like the term better, the women of Auburn are leaders and known as such at home and abroad.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07
Pertinent Question

W dS1IIIIt5 IUH ioldTI
 When a discontented populace demands dictator to curb profit eers it gives no thought to the inevitable future question as to who is going to curb the dictator.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07

It may be only coincidence, but in some parts of Africa where mothers in-law and sons-in-law are not per mitted to look at one another, there are very few divorces.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07
Perhaps So

More Scotch emigrants are now coming to the United States than go to Canada, perhaps because there are enough golf courses in this country to make it look like home.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07

The Ohio man eighty-one years of age who has just graduated from col lege is rather old to have to get out and hunt practical job.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07

It is possible that the man who wins MT. Bok's hundred thousand dollar prize may have to invent some process to control the war clouds in the Balkans.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07
TAKE TIME TO REDUCE
I"Girth Control" by Henry 1T
 Eincklel

Finckle)
 Don't try to reduce fast. If you lose one pound a week that makes fifty-two in year. which is probably more than you want to lose. No backsliding! A sin gle hearty meal. of pudding, cakes. candy and other sweets may undo a fortnight's judicious dieting"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07

It doesn't seem altogether fair to President Coolidge for Wall Street to try to hang on to his coat-tail even be- fore he can get on his working clothes
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07

Senator LaFollette will doubtless gather in Europe considerable local color with which to touch up his vocal fireworks when he returns.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07

When Magnus Johnson gets to the senate he will probably be reminded that there is difference between talk ing loud and saying something.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07
Should Stop Quihblina

(CIanton Union- Banner)
 We have quit hearing anything about the statewide stock law bill before the legislature. It is a pity but that our lawmakers would stop quibbling over frivilous poli- tics and give us some real legisla- ton.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07
No Lack of Headgear

NSpTIHB lItIU NepUDIICdlI
 Governor Davis of Kansas also losses his hat in. The Democratic ring will not be lacking in number or variety of headgear.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07
The Prune Remains

est. Louis Globe-D -Democrat)
 Sixty years of cruel persiflage from Artemus Ward to Bill Nye seems to have driven hash from public dining places, but the prune Withstood it.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07

President Obregon of Mexico may be perfectly sincere in his expressions of regret over the death of Villa; but he doubtless feels more comfortable.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07

A contemporary wants to know who is the poorest man?" There will be many claims to that distinction after the next quarterly income tax date.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07

General Wood apparently has good reason to believe now that the Fili- pinos are not yet prepared for inde- pendent government.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07
DISTANT PARKING SPACE

JUGS MoIhes Tribune) It's getting so a fellow needs 10 hire a taxi to take him to where his car is park ked If he ex- poets to get home in time for supper.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07
A MAIDS MAXIMS

Why a woman grows old faster than her husband: Because he all ways views with alarm your Chil- dren" when they smash a window or a commandment, and points with pride to my children" when they register beauty, bravery or brains.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07
"Search Me"

(Dallas NewS) Now that Minnesota has saved the country. whats she going to Go with us?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07

A promise-a ny promfse-fs simply mans this way out" from the disagreeable situations in which the other sex involves him.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07

In the winter season, however, "Flap- pers Flock To Fair Florida in Full
 Force"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07
THE AGE-HERALD

Entered at the Birmingham, Ala, post office as second-class matter under act of Congress, March 6, 1879.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07

The substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen" defines divorce almost as accurately as faith.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07

The Tampa Tribune says: "Our idea of an appropriate name is Chicken Farm for a Birmingham roadhouse." |"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07

Life, for some of us misan- thropes, is divided between dodg- ing the persons who bore us and being lodged by those whom-we bitterly assume-we bore.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-08-07

We know ever so many men who consider that they have full filled all the duties of patriotic citizenship when they denounce office holders as crooks or mo- rons, proclaim their voting prefer ence for men out yof office-and then, when one of the latter by som mefluk is nominated, stay away from the polls.
The Holly chieftain., 1923-09-13
CHURCHES
CHRISTIAN

Sunday School each Sunday at the
Tabernacle at---------10:OO a. m.
Communion services after Sunday
School
Rev. Ed. 8. Mckinney holds regu.
lar services at the church every
fourth Sunday.
The Holly chieftain., 1923-09-13
HOLLY BAPTIST CHURCH
Rev. II. M.Graham, Pastor

Sunday School. ool..........................1O A. M.
Preaching Ill A. NJ and 80 p NJ.
B. Y. p. U. .......................6:d5 p. NJ.
Mid-Week Prayer Meeting and study
of the Sunday School lesson Wed.
nesday ......................".7:30 =. NJ.
H. G. Mortified Supt. Of Sunday
School
Revival meetings will commence
in this church Friday, September
l4th. at 7:30 P. NJ. Rev. G. G..
Laughlin comes with host of tes-
timonials and many years exper-
ience in the Lords work in this
and other states. Don't fail to hear
him. Make your plans fit the dates
of his meetings here We request
the earnest prayers of all ofGod's
people in Holly and vicinity that
this community might be swept in
wave of revival.
The prayers of thousands Of Gods
peopls the world over these days
Is for a world wide revival. This
is the biggest need in the world at
this time. Join us in this effort and
help bring it to Holly.
The Holly chieftain., 1923-09-13
Catholic Church Services
Holly-st. Joseph's Church.

HOlly-St. Joseph's Church.
Masses: First and third Sundays,
1000 a. M. Second and fourth Sun.
Gays 500 u. m. Sunday School after
the masses. Communion for adults
the second Sunday or month Com
munion for children the fourth Sun.
day OfsmOnth.
Bristol st. Mary's Church.
Masses: First and third Sundays
500 a. IN. Second and fourth Sun.
days 1000 a. IN. Sunday School after
ter masses. Communion for adults
first Sunday'o month. Communion
The Holly chieftain., 1923-09-13
LEGALS
sHER1FFs SALE

By Virtue of thattel mortage,
recorded in Book 136 at page Al in
the Clerks and Recorders office OF
ProWers County. State of Colorado,
and to Inc directed. whereby / am
commanded to make the sum of
Four Thousand One Hundred For
ty-one Dollars and Ninty-five cents
lSilil.95, and cost of suit, the
amount of balance due on a certain
note dated March s, 1922 signed by
Thomas NJ. Wilson and Matte L.
Wilson in favor of The First Cattle
Loan Company of Wichita, Kansas
out OF the lands, tenements, goods
and chattels OF the said Thomas
NJ. Wilson and Matte l.. Wilson
| have levied on the following pro-
perty, towit:
Four (i) Three year old steers
Four Nl Three year old cows.
Seven "a Cows of various ages and
also one calf belonging to one of
tuc uDONc ndiiitu coNS.f All Ol llle
above described cattle are branded
TX right side or IA left side or
\ right hip and right side
Therefore. According to said com
mand, shall expose for sale, at
Public Auction all the right, title
md interest of the above named,
Thomas NJ Wilson and Matte l..
wilson in and to the above describ-
ID property on September 22nd.
lay OF September 1928, at 10 o'clock
AN, al the Holly Stock Yards in
he Town of Holly, ProWers Coun-
Y, Colorado.
Dated ut Lamar this 18th. day of
august 1923,
A i. Beayers.
Sheiftiof Plowerse County
essrs Goodale & HON Attorneys
Srst publised Sep, 6, 1923
! Last Published Sept 20. 1928
The Holly chieftain., 1923-09-13
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH

Isaac Ira Gorby. Minister,
Phone l3 w. Holly, Colo.
Subject at II 4. NJ
THE Victory Of Faith over SIM
Subject. 7::30 P. NJ.
Secret Faults
Mid-Week meeting Wednesday at
1880 p. m.
Devotional services, Subject
walking with Cod
Bible Study Period S:15 p. m.
Subject: Standards of Mo-
rails Before 1891 b. c."
Sunday School at 10 A., M. Sharp.
Fl. w. Woods Superintendent.
Glass for all grades fine body of
| teachers.
Special music at all services.
Those expecting to unite with this
church at the Communion Service
Sunday October 7th should inform
the pastor as soon as convenient,
phone call 13W.
At the annual meeting of the
Doras Glass of the Presbyterian
church with Mrs. Steel and Mrs.
Sherman on Tuesday evening last
week the following officers were
elected for the coming year Pre-
sident, Mrs. F. H. Allen, First Vice
President Mrs. Dr. Rasar, Second
Vice President Mrs. H. w. Woods.
Secretary Mrs Martin, Treasurer
Miss Simpson. The meeting was
meeting was well attended and re-
freshments were served.
The first meeting of the Fall
season of the Social Department of
the Woman's Union the First
Presbyterian church was held on
Thursday afternoon in the church
building. 1t was superior meeting
in every way, a fine program was
given by the young people. The
Mite Boxes were opened and were
found well filled. Mrs. DIR. Sherman
and Mrs. Riley acting hosteses--
served dainty refreshments.
DR.. Gorby's Bible Class has
found delightful place in the
Manse to hold it's meetings. The
text book selected is proving po-
pular. "'The Principles of Jesus" Is
the basis of the study. All men in
vited and are welcome.
The Board of Religious Educa-
tion of the First Presbyterian
church will meet at the church in
the east lecture room on Thursday
D. m. 500 o'clock, September 20th.
Prof. Ilse, Mr. Thayer, Mrs. Frank
White. Mrs. Steel and Ed Klein.
The Holly chieftain., 1923-09-13
WANTED

Men, women and children in. every
community to send post card for
SUNSETS big. Interesting Gift
Catalog-just out Hundreds of
useful. valuable rewards in return
for little spare time" Address,
Catalogue Department. SUNSET
MAGAZINE, San Francisco-tf-pd
The Holly chieftain., 1923-09-13
CHURCHES
METHODIST EPISCOPAL
CHURCH SERVICES


Sunday School at the usual hour
Sunday school 9:45 a. m. H. A.
Rose superintendent. Glasses for
all ages. Brotherhood class.
Junior League p M. Under the
Balcony Church Auditorium.
Young Peoples League Z p. NJ.
Sunday school room. A live SER
vice for young people.
Mid-week Service Wednesday 7:45.
Bring your Bible, Pencil. Paper,
Friends.
Our Invitation-To all who mourn
and need comfort: to all who are
tired and need rest; to all who are
friendless and want friends: to all
who are lonely and want compan-
ionship; to all who are homeless
and want ~sheltering love; to all
who pray, and who do not-but
ought to; to all who have sinned
and need Savior; and to Whomso-
ever WIN. this Church opens wide
its doors in the name Of Jesus say
ing Welcome.
This is the Homelike Church with
the Home-like Services.
The Church that is different.
The stone Church on the Corner"
r. f. SCARFFE,
Minister in Charge
Alice Gyger,
Organist.
The Holly chieftain., 1923-09-13

for children third sunday of month.
Granada-Sacred Heart Church.
Masses: Second Saturday of month
9C0 a. IN. Fifth Sunday of month.
Sunday School: First and Third
Sunday 200 p. IN.
Hartman.
Sunday School,. Second and four
the Sundays 200 p. m.
Short instructions or sermons at
each of the services.
FATHER d. A. BARRY.
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OLD PAPERS
Old papers at The Chiftain office
at five and ten cents bundle.
The Holly chieftain., 1923-09-13

They Come Miles to See Him
|, DR. Doran is a regular graduate In
medicine and surgery and is licens-
ed by the State of Colorado
He does not operate for chronic
appendicitis gall stones. ulcers of
the stomach, goitre or other chronic
disease.
He has to his credit many wond.
erful results in disease of the
stomach, liver, bowels. blood, skin,
nerves. heart. kidney, bladder, bed
wetting, catarrh, leg lucers, rectal
ailments and all personal disease
OF men and women
Below are the names of few of
his many satisfied patients in Colo
RADIO.
Mrs. J. A.. Lawson, Telluride, gall
stones with complications.
Mr.. Ed. Shanahan, Marshall, chro-
mic appendicitis,
Mr.. Conrad Renzelmann. Wray,
feczema..
Mr.. NJ. E,Ballard Telluride, stom-
ach trouble,
Mrs. Andrew Kobilan Calhan, Leg
ulcers.
. Mrs. A. X. squier, 5137 18th Ave.
East Denver, ulcer of the stomach.
Remember above date. that ex-
animation on this trip will be free
and that his treatment is different
Married ladies must come with
their husbands and children with
their parents.
Adress: Medical Laboratory of DR..
.Doran, 3S5-336 Boston Block. Mime
apolis, Minn. 13-20-27-pd
The Holly chieftain., 1923-09-13
WANT ADS

All readers twant ads, for sale cards
etcl except those from regular ad-
vertisers must be paid for in ad-
vance to save the trouble Of extra
bookkeeping. Five cents line-six
words to line.-Ed
The Holly chieftain., 1923-09-13


COMING TO
HOLLY
DIR. DoRAN
SPECIALIST
in internal mediine for the past
twenty-five years
DOES NOT USE THE KNIKE
Will Give Free Consultation ON
SATURDAY. OCTOBER 6, 1923
GRAND HOTEL
y from 10 a. m to p. m.
ONE DAY ONLY
They Come Miles to See Him
The Holly chieftain., 1923-09-13
FOR SALE

WANTED Men or women to
t;ke orders for genuine guaranteed
hosiery fpr men, women, and child
ren. Eliminate darning. Salary SIS a
week full time, $l50 an hour spare
time. Cottons, heathers. silks.
International Stocking Mills,
Norristown, Pennsylvania.
The Holly chieftain., 1923-09-13
RUMMAaE SALE

The Social Department Of the
Womans Society of the Presbyter-
ian Church will hold their annual
rummage sale September % and %
Anyone having ARTICLES TO donate
will please telephone Miss Sylvia
konkel 1914
The Holly chieftain., 1923-09-13
FOR SALE:--Seed Wheat. 10 miles
South, l-2mile west of Holly.
II 1213-14pd Lloyd Z. Alderman

FOR RENT room house on
First Street. north of Cheyenne.
Inquire OF Mrs. Frank Arnold
1914 pd.
The Holly chieftain., 1923-09-13
NOTICE OF SALE
II Fairview and sunnyside School
houses


Sealed bids will be received by
he board OF Trustees, Consolidat-
] School District No. 6, Holly, Colo.
Y. j. Pratt. Secretary, until a
.clock p. NJ Saturday Sept. %. 1923
N the Faiiview and Srnnyside
chool buildings. Bids will be re-
eived upon either or both of the
uildings. All bids must be ac-
ompanied by a certified check in
ne amount OF ten per cent OF the
I'D submitted
The Board reserves the right to.
eject any or all bids, All bids must
We submitted in Il plain sealed en-
telop marked Sealed bid for school
house" and be in the hands OF the
secretary at time stated above.
Bids will be opened in the pre-
3ence of the Board at a meeting
in the high school office Sept p at
+ p. NJ. Bids may be submitted in
person at this time
BOARD OF TRUSTEES
Consolidated School Dist No. 6
Per w. J. Pratt, Secretary
Published Sept. 10 and 20, 1923
H
The Holly chieftain., 1923-09-13
WHY PAY RENT

Good Five Room House with one
acre oNLand for sale cheap and on
easy terms See
J. G. Wadsworth
The Holly chieftain., 1923-09-13
NOTICE

Free Matinee:-At the Star
Theatre Saturday afternoon at 2:3O
j. w. Hardy.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-02-23
Subsidy Defenders
Show Faltering
About to Give Way and
Let Bill Die
Easily

= Washington, Feb. 23.-The line
of defenders holding out against
the filibuster on the Administra-
ton shipping bill today began TO
give way under the fear that
the session might end without an
opportunity to get through leg
islation which some senators feel
is more important to them than
the subsidy bill is. tc the Admin
istration.
Notice was served on Senator
Jones in charge of the bill
by several Republican senator's
who have stood with him that
if he was unable to break the fill
buster by Friday or Saturday
they would be forced to support
a motion to send the subsidy bill
back to the commerce commit
tee, thus removing it definitely
from the legislative place This
notification was given Jones just
before Senator Lenroot of Wis
consin, in a speech early in last
nights session, served a virtual
ultimatum that unless Admins
tration opposition 70 farm credits
legislation was removed there
would be no subsidy bill. Len
root asked Secretary of Treasury
Mellon for his letter opposing
farm credits legislation now pend
ing in the house, announced that
if it came to test between
the subsidy bill and farm bloc
legislation he would vote with
the farm bloc and against the
Administration.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-02-23
Who Is TO BE Blamed
For Syrup With Kick?

Washington, Feb. 23.-Lcgal
minds of the Federal Prohibition
Bureau are bordering one Of the
most battling problems Of dry
enforcement ever presented to
them by Commissioners Haynes.
Haynes encountered the prob
lem on his Western trip when puz
.zIcd directors Of Pacific Coast
state came to him and asked him
what to do about it.
The problem is this: Certain
concerns on the Pacific Coast are
manufacturing a grape syrup
prfectly free from alcohol. They
are said 10 sell it like grape juice
shipping it in cod storage to any
point in the United States. When
it leaves their hands, it is per-
fectly innOcuous.
Gen tain mysterious and rapid
lamentations commence while the
syrup is in cold storage, how
ever, with the result that has
powerful "kick," said the total 7
to per cent.
The question the legal sharks
are bordering is "Who violates
the law in this case?" The manu-
featuring concerns do not, it ap-
pears, because their product is
wholly legal.
The transporters and CONNER
cial dispensers do not violate the
law, apparently, because no chem
zeal analysis have yet been made
rapidly enough after seizure in
railroad yards or at soda foun-
tains to prove that the beverage
at the time of seizure was not as
innocuOus as when it left the fac
tory. The invariable defense is
"The fermentation must have
taken place between the time you
seized and analysed it, because it
was only grape syrup when it
left u.s."
Prohibition chemists say they
will have to take portable testing
apparatus along with them when
seizures are made to determine
on the spot if the beverage is be
ing sold with illegal alcoholic
content.