The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-06-06

Our personal idea of martyrdom is having to
fill ND this column when we want to go on picnic.
Candidates for the United States Senate paid
one hundred dollars each for filing fees. Too
bad more men didn't have the senatorial bug.
Redwood Falls has no candidate for Senator.
This is the first time in many years that Redwood
Falls has been behind all the towns of its size IN
the state.
Billy Noonan says if anyone fill Judge
Page Morris shoes Judge Cant Sounds like
one of Billys PERENNIAL puns but as it is the abso-
lutte truth, well let it stand as it is.
Jack Dempsey will fight on the Fourth OF July
Lets see-how many years ago it that Jack
refused to fight either the Fourth of July or
any other day? America certainly forgets
lot of things and forgets 'em quick!
They recently had hundred thousand dollar
rain down in Martin County, according to the
Fairmont Independent. According to our figures,
and we have worked it all out by algebra, ours
figured just twenty-five dollars and ninety-eight
cents less.
In a recent letter received by the editor was this
sentence, II shall be interested in knowing what
your judgment is the senatorial campaign"
Not being a prophet nor the daughter of pro-
phet we refuse to pass any judgement. The
plain truth is have none to pass.
A well known minister recently stated that
the automobile has increased church attendance.
We are just curious to know if this same deduction
will be made from the sermon to be preached
on summer Sunday observance in of the local
churches next Sunday. Our private opinion is
that there is considerable room for argument.
Once more is Redwood Falls filled with crowds
of perfectly disconsolate (?) children. School
closed Friday and that means long summer weeks
with nothing to do but go in swimming and do
the hundreds of other things that make vacations
worth while. No wonder the kids are going
around with that nt-mad- at nobody" look on
their faces.
Startling advertisements are of no value unless
they sell goods A writer said that the test
of preacher not when his flock came out
of the church raving about his marvellous elo-
quence and oratory, but when they emerged
quietly saying, perhaps only to themselves, II
will do something's" We may hear great orators
and be satisfied with their eloquence, but the
preachers worth while are the ones who make
us dissatisfied with ourselves.-World's Work.
Well say the milkmen in and around Redwood
Falls are real sports. In spite of the fact that
grass and hay pretty much minus quantity,
they decreased the price of milk June 1st because
their patrons expected them too Unless there
is a good deal of rain, bringing with it a much
better pasture condition the price may have to go
back July 1st-we hope if that thing happens
the milk users will be just good sportsmen
as the milk producers proved to be. Probably
town of our size in the state Cor any other size
for that matter) has any better milk supply
than Redwood Falls. Let's prove our appreciation
of it by giving the dairy the support to
which their excellent service entities them.
Deep in the Maine woods, at the edge of Lake
Mattawamkeag, is Bible Point Nailed to tree
at the top of this little bluff is wooden sign,
beneath the sign galvanized iron box, and within
the box Bible The inscription reads as fol-
lows:
This place, to which great man in his
youth liked to come to commune with God
and with the wonder and beauty of the visible
world is dedicated to the happy memory of
Theodore Roosevelt.
Stranger rest here and consider what one
man. having faith in the right and love for
his fellows, was able to do for his country.
If we could all switch businesses all the way
around for just week, we'd all be lot more
sympathetic of the other fellows problems and
know lot more than do at present about
the cause of his shortcomings and of his APP
parent failures. Let the banker sell prunes, the
grocer pull teeth, the dentist run a garage, the
garage man edit the paper, the editor the
bank chats the biggest jump of any Of them!)
for just six little work days and we'd all have
Four eyes so wide open to what the others are
up against that we would never have the courage
to criticize nor would we ever be unsympathetic
again. Then, if the whole caboode of US were to
move out on various farms and operate them for
another six days per each, we'd all be so wise
and understanding that the peace and harmony
prevailing would make this little old community
just about the best place in the world to live. 1t
can't be done of course, but we could take the