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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14
Freak CaufAls.

The United States is generally
credited with the bulk Of freak en-
terprises and ideas, but at last we
seem to be likely to be relieved Of
some of this notice. Paris has a
paper devoted to the interests Of
servants. 1t is appropriately called
L'Escaller de Service or Back
Stairs" periodical. 1t is flied with
the doings Of servants and prints
stories about buffers cooks, parlOr-
maids, etc. Its subscription list
was 5000 when the first number
was issued. JanitOrs IN Paris, are
a powerful class, as Is witnessed BY
their union and their "rules" for
tenants. They also have q "hOuse
organ" but 1t is Of more limited APP
peal than the one clted.-Scientifc
American.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

CUPBOARD
BY NELLIE MAXWELL
WHAT TO EAT

THE daily problem of thinking up
L something seasonable. reason
able, economical, and with II mini
mum amount OF work Is not tie
easiest thing a housewife has to 10
In planning her meals. Some COOKS
find the breakfast hard meal 10
plan; others depending upon the
tastes Of the family, find 1t the
easiest Of meals. However, Il
should be reasonably simple meal,
easy to prepare, digestible ana
wholesome, suited t6 the individual
as to age, health, and occupation.
In general the favored breakfast
menu may be fruit In season, cereal
with cream and sugar or without
sugar, eggs. toast and coffee. omit
ting the eggs. sausage may DC
served with hot cakes instead OF
toast.
For luncheon baked potatoes and
creamed Goldfish, popovers. canned
fruit and cookies with tea or cocoa.
Another-Sliced cold meat, seal
lOped potatoes, mullins. peaches anu
cookies with tea.
Dinner-Vegetable soup, roast
beef, spinach, lettuce salad. pota-
toes Drowned with the roast, baked
apples and whipped cream, served
with small cup cake frosted with
chocolate, coffee.
AnOther-A Goldfish chOwder, cold
slaw or cabbage salad. Johnny cake,
and for dessert:
Banana Lemon Whip.-Boil to-
gether two cupfuls of sugar, two
cupfuls Of water and the grated yell
low rind of lemon until the strip
hairs. Soften one-half Of Il pack
age of gelatin in cold water and
add to the hot sirup. Stir until
dissolved. then add the sifted pulp
OF four ripe bananas. mixed with
the Juice OF two lemons. Pour all
into a large bowl 70 cool and when
the edges begin to harden. beat the
mixture with large-sized egg
beaten. continuing to beat until
the whole is creamy. then it may be
poured into mold and chilled, or
serve piled into sherbet glasses.
%. 1898. Western Newspaper Union.)
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS
HELP WANTEp-MALE


MEN WANTED--to learn--Autos,
Electrical, Gas Engineering. The
demand is far greater than we can
supply. $500 to $1,000 per day Of
fered everywhere for we'll trained
mechanics. Don't remain idle this
winter, get in the big money class.
. A few weeks training with tools
at the Hemphill Practical Trade
Schools, the Million dollar trade
School System, will fit you for
any of these big pay jobs. Get
away from hard work and low pay.
Hemphill Trade Schools are locat-
ed at: 107 Nicollet Ave, Minnea-
polls; $50 Main Street, Winnipeg,
Canada and ten other Cities. We
pay railway fare. Write nearest
Branch for free catalogue and
special offer,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14
ARTICLES FOUND IN FISH
Brooch Swallowed by Cod 10 Rs.
tXrned to Woman-Doo, Goat
and Pureos Found in Sharks.

An old wedding ring has been
round inside scallop dredged up
on Weymouth. How it got there Is
beyond guessing, but there 1t was.
badly discolored, with no mark or
sign to show whose finger 1t had
ever adorned.
Ihere is scarcely a fisherman
who cannot tell Of some strange
md made while cleaning his catch.
A Worthington angler caught a. cod
ing two and half pounds In
weight and found inside it claw
ring in which was set an extremely
good diamond.
Cod are greedy and will swallow
anything bright. A woman living
at Churnside in Berwickshire
bought one of the fish from an Eye
mouth dealer and discovered inside
1t q blue enamel brooch with let
tering apd number. She adver.
Hsed it and it was found to belong
to an Edinburgh woman whose
daughter had lost it at Ellie in Fife.
Whenever shark is caught it is
i""Jo Sul Opcu u SEE WIlht - lu-
side. A shark caught in March,
1917, off the island Of Mauritius
had inside Of it a dog. q goat and q
regular museum of bones.
Another small shark taken of the
North American coast was found to
contain handbag in which were
four United States dollars, dia.
mond ring and love letter.
The most amazing of all such
finds was made in October, 1915. Ii
was believed that Germans in the
United States had chartered yes.
sells to supply the German sub.
marines, but 1t was some time be.
fore proof could be obtained.
Then some Brazilians caught a
shark of Pernambuco and, opening
1t. found inside a bag containing
the papers Of q steamer named
Maria Quesada. which had sailed
from the American port Of Newport
News. These papers proved beyond
doubt that this vessel had been
chartered for the purpose of help
Ing German Observation-Disclosures
Tit-BitS,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14
Too hiah up to See Him.

A man about town. meeting .
friend who had recently become q
Judge, extended his congratulations
and then said: "And l will now tell
you good-by."
"Why," asked his honor; "are you
going away?
mo" L.,
''Neither am I. So why this
goodbye"
1T II this way" explained the
kpoKp many men who became
Judges, governors or Whit not;
After their elevation very few of
them cwere able to see ME again"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14
The Moropus That wa,

Moropus. a fossil animal WHICH
once lived In what is now Nebras-
ka, was about the size of a mod
ern camel, had neck like horse,
back and tail like tapir.s legs ike
q rhinocerOs, but had claws instead
Of ho0fs. ~ ~ Is.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14
HELP wANTED-fEMALH

WANTED--Ho sekceper for family
of three, state wages expected,
middle aged woman preferred.
Call or write Mrs. c. F, Nelson,
Coleharnor, N. ID. 12-14-lw
EXPERIENCED GIRL wants house
work short time, or steady, at any
salary. Call 376R or call at $50
18th Street. 12-14-lt
WANTED AT ONCE-EXperienced
Mattresses and kitchen help. Phone
200 12-l3-3t
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14
sh.kespeare HadVlejon.

Shakespeare Had. Nlsion.
.sla the man s IL }iis tfsga:
what has aroused your admira'
ton n6w?" ipQulred his seat mate.
"You know. he speaks Of woe.
full ballad to & lady's eyebrows"
answered the other.
"Well?"
"Have you noticed the eyebrowk
la. sHs,. f3'~
"Any ballad to one Of them would
naturally be. woeful."
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

Several score scptuageharians, octo-
gcnarians and nongenarians already
are enrolled. Weekly meetings are
held for discussion of the good ole
days"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14
FOR SALE OR RENT
HOUSES AND FLATS

FOR SALE-5 room modern house.
including = bed rooms, for $4,000.
on liberal terms; 6 room modern
house, in good condition, well To-
Gated as to schools, immediate
possession, on good terms; 6 room
house, close in, for $4,000, on IL
beral terms; 5 room partly modern
house, close in, for $4,000. 5 acres
of cultivated land near the out
skirts Of Bismarck. Geo. NJ. Regis
ter. 1918 1w
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14
Four Rivers Overflow

<PARIS-Furious storms and tor
rental rains have caused great dam
age in all parts of France. Large
areas beside the .Rhone, Ain and
Apbe are flooded.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

Married IL 1889. i mother before
her seventeenth birthday, q grand.
mother fifteen years later. at the
age OF thirty-Ore IL the record OF
woman living In Carmartk ehshire,
Wales. .ss@
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

FOR RENT-Immediate possession
new, strictly modern fve-room
lower duplex; heated attached
garage, finest location. Apply .
w. Roberts. Phones ISL and Isl.
1O-D-tf
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14
Good Man for Infantry

Z YORKSHIRE, Eng.-A. Swainston,
a postman here, has walked i74,480
miles. That's seven times the dis
lance around the world. Yet it was
covered entirely on his route at Cat
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14
NOTICE TO CREDITORS
IN THE MATTER OF THE
L.C,pAp,L' nI'

ESTATE OF
Roy o. Pencil, Deceased:
Notice is hereby given by the u,h.
dcrsigncd William l.. Punncll, the
Administrators Of the Estate of Roy
o. Penncl late of the City of Bis
marck, in the County of Burlcigh and
State of North Dakota deceased. to
the creditors of, and all persons
having claims against said deceased,
to exhibit them with the necessary
vouchers, within four months after
the first publication Of this notice,
to said Administrator at his resi-
dcnce at six hundred (600) '3th
street in Bismarck, in Burleigh
County. North Dakota.
Dated December 9th A. d.. 1928.
William l.. Pcnncll,
Administrator of the
Estate of Roy o. Pennell
Deceased.
I2-7-l4-2l-2S)
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

FOR RENT-Six room modern mouse.
on car line and near Capitol. Call
747W or 1910 9TH st.
4 12-ll-I
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

NOR neutrality-suspicious.. One entire
floor, fully equipped for light
housekeeping. Electric range for
cooking. Phone TOW. Geo. W..
Little. 12-7-tf
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14
ROOMS FOR RENT

FOR RENT-Two warm rooms in
modern home. within two blocks of
postotfice Each room suitable for
two. Board if desired, 3l6 3rd Z.
Phone 589-R. l2-l4-3t
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

FOR RENT-One nicely furnished
room in modern house. for one or
two. Phone 346J or call at 40S-1 Gtn
Street l2-lO-1w
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

FOR RENT-Fine bungalow, CON
venient location to high school
and capitol. Good furnace. Elec-
trio stove connection. Built in
kitchen cabinet. Garage. Phone
GRIM 1923
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

But it proved good luck for him.
The magistrates dismissed the case.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14
room bungalow

FOR RENT-SiX room bungalow
with bath. Also upper floor Of a
house, unfinished. three rooms
and bath. Also two garages for
rent. None of these places are
over three blocks from the Post
office. Phone 905-2l2 l-2.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

FOR RENT-Furnished or unfur-
nished apartment. Bismarck Bust
ness College. Phone 1873.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

Eighteen million pounds of soda
tol, a surplus war explosive made
by mixing INT and sodium nitrate,
is to be used in state and federal
road construction.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14
Plenty to Talk About

BUDAPEST--A fellow has to be
Tat least 20 to get into Budapest's
| newest and most "exclusivc' club.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

Tribune Want Ads Bring ResultR
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

FAVERSHAM, Kent, Eng.-A man
entered the dock with black cat
under his arm there the other day.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

terick Bridge. He has just COM
pletcd "a years in the postal service.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

FOR RENT-Two strictly modern
front rooms for light housekeep-
ing; large downstairs rooms. 924
Ath St. Phone 543-W. l23-tf
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

ern home, close in, POI First ST.,
corner Broadway. 12-l2-lw
FOR RENT-Nice warm room, one
block from postoffice, 21l Thayer.
Phone 964. l2-l4-lW
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14
WORK WANTED

with some eXper-
fence wants work in battery shop.
Chas. Binder, 500 Hotel.
l2-12-lw
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14
MISCELLANEOUS


FOR SALE-Bur Orpingtons, Black
Langshans. ana Silver Lace Wyan-
dottes cockercls and Silver Lace
Wyandotte pullets. First prize
winners at Mandan fair. Christ
Free, 2l7 10Th street North.
12-l2-1w
SEND A COPY of Crawford's Bad
lands and Broncho Trails to your
friends. They'll not stop with one
reading. $3.50 copy. Capital
Book Co., 90 Ave. A., Bismarck, N.
Oak. 12-1O-2w
FOR SALE-Set of 81 books with
railway traffic maps of Interstate
Commerce and railway traffic
course complete, for $40, at 1913
18th street North. 12-l11w
FOR SALE-Western Electric 10 A
Loud Speaker, complete with tubes;
lists $l6l, for quick sale, 500.
Gall or write +. l.. Carlton, Heb
ron, N. - l2-14-tf
FOR RENT-New store, with two
unfinished rooms upstairs on
Broadway, across from auditorium.
See Frank Krall, the Tailor.
12-3-tf
FOR SALE Leather DuofoId. prac-
tically new. good springs and mat
tress. Also two hole laundry
stove with pipe. 946M.
12-l3-3t
FOR, SALE-SlS5 Columbia Graf
onola, with records. Price 500.
Phone 309M, or write Box 6, Bis
marck 12-l3-3t
WANTED TO RENT Improved farm
with buildings. Cash rent prefer
red Write Box No. 1Gl, Wing,
N ID. l2-13-1w
FOR Mahogany library table,
bed complete, rockers, ice box.
Phone 3S4-J. 12-13-tf
FOR SALE-Baby buggy and child's
bed. Phone 603R. s0S Rosser ST
12-5-tf
FOR SALE-Household furniture,
sos Bird street. 12-11-1w
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

FOR SALE-Leather Duofold. prac-
tically new. good springs and mat
tresS. Also two hole laundry
stove with pipe. 946M.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

FOR RENT-New store, with two
unfurnished rooms upstairs on
Broadway, across from auditorium.
See Frank Krall, the Tailor.
1o-C-tf
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

FOR, SALE-$lS5 Columbia Graf
onola. with records. Price 500.
Phone 309-M, or write Box 6, Bis
marck. 12-l3-3t
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14
: Some RIccr6.

My UUIIdV 10 OuC VI CHcM WOl
naturally be- WOeful."
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-03-08
THE MIXED-UP OSTRICH

,vhesls." sighed the auto. III you
happen to SEQ him. win you please
tell him to Ia caretul7''
Certainly" Baid Nancy. scram-
bling out and climbing down the
tree. with Nick after her.
And I'm sorry ! was irnpoins,-
called the auto. hut really my dlspo-
Eition has got as mixed UP an my
wheels. Goodbye
'Goodbyeg' called tn. Twins. run
ming away.
Pretty soon they saw the ostrich.
and he was rolling around on red
wheels Just as the auto had said.
/ When he heard whore his wings
we're. he sl<idded half way round. no
was 30 vsNed.
'Tn bet you that when I get them
back they'll be ruinedF' he cried.
THAT silly automobile viii be hay.
/ ing them oiled, and no oil agrees
with ostrich wings but ostrich oil.
carry can OF Il in my tail"
III NO get Mix.Up Land put to
rights soon. you'll have your wings
back" called Nancy as they skipped
away.
Go BE Continued
| Copyright. 1879. by Seattle STAR
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-03-08

dcrclap when my companion. 20 an
Appearances a person % the upper
and official classes. whom had
noticed many mornings when stroll
inE IN the gardens. deliberately went
behind the many aliases OF which I
had made use az different times. and
addressed mo by my haptismal name,
a little chilly for April. Is Il not
Monsieur Michael Saycrsf Yet the
spring marches we'll You perceive
that the chestnut buds are already
wRNy"
turned a little toward him. my
right hand stealing toward my
pocket. He bore my scrutiny with.
out flinchlnE.
Permit me 10 offer you my card. :
my companion proceeded, drawing
an elegant case from his pocket and
handing me thin strip OF ivory
pastehoard. read n carefully. My
eyes. however. were watching for
any movement on his part: Mon.
sieur CASTOR Lefcvre 49, Agent dc
ComPagnis d'Azsurnnoes ia. Rue
Scribe
That. monsieur" my companion
frankly confessed. is not my name.-
Indeed I muttered.
1T Is an identify no continued.
which I have fixed upon tho little
world IN which ! spend the greater
part OF my time, name under
which have earned a certain repu.
tation. certain social standing
But I, i not my own. was christ.
ened Paul and my surname + Cont =
1T was reported" I said. watch.
ing him steadily. that Pant Cont
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-03-08
THE ONE-MAN WOMAN
by RUTH AGNES AHELNo
CHAP, 77-KATE's ANSWER

TIE sun WA just rising over the
tops OF tho trees when Kate heard
a car turn into tho driveway.
Justin ana Dorothy had gone 20
the fields for the morning. the lat.
tor to watch whIls Justin pulled the
runners OF the tn strawberry bed
and lo0aened tho earth around the
plants. preparatory 20 tho winter
season.
KHtn was alone
You told mo 60 oomp late IN the
afternoon" Kate recognized James
latham's voice an sho nsared tho
door hut the day has been dragging
too slowly. had 20 oo,usr
Kate opened the door
I'm Elad you did i" sha said.
And what does that mean. lady
FalrT' hia voice was vibrant that
you 30 love mor'
~ hurt Kate 10 watch tho eager
young fac0. tanned and toned with
color
Lady Fairr' hr,athissay. plead
inEly,
Il oaH't-Jimmy was all
wrong all wrong"
Il might have known without
any bitterness
You don't mean that. Jimmy
Youu b glad some day that I did
this Homo day when you find the
woman who can give you her first
low. which IA the only real love-"
gently.
Then rs ntill Danr-
Yea"
The silence which followed seemed
alive. Kate felt a Htrsnre unhappi.
ness She wna glad Of her anawer
10 latham. FOR shs had known that
In marrying him hhe would have
made him as unhappy RA abe would
have b~sn. Her affection had all
been given once. and 20 this attempt
10 revive Il Kate credited many un.
happy marriages.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-03-08

n was perhaps the greatest sur.
prise 81 my life when the trim.
eenovelent-lookins gentleman with
the rcd ribbon In his huttonhols. who
was sharing my seat In the Jardlns
des Invalldes. suddenly addressed me
BY name, For over yoar-evcr
since, IN fact my escape from the
English police IN scotiand-I had
been engaged IN the strenuous task
Of founding ana eultivating a new
identity. My name was Mr.. John u
Harmon. ! was a retired dry goods
dealer from Providence. Rhode Is
land. y. s. A. and I spent most OF
my time az the Grand hotel. talking
with oompatriots and playing DON'T
noes and billiards. A trip across the
ocean. few days spent in Proyi.
cencs, and general knowledge OF
the structure Of American life, hAd
bean all the actual training neces-
sary. ! had a circle OF friends will
ing 20 vouch for me. whom could
have Increased almost Rd 10, dos.
sier accepted and pigconholsd By tho
police; a general appearance which
thanks 20 my manner OF dressing
my horn trimmed eyeglasses. my
short beard and mustache. would
have left me unrecogniEed even TN
der the scrutiny OF the great Sir
Norman dreyes himself. For many
months l had not even heard the
sound Of one OF those names undsr
which had passed in England. II
came upon me. therefore. Rs a thun.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-03-08
Ends Stubborn Coughs
In q HURRY
For real effectiveness. this old
homemade remedy has no equal.
Easily and ohsaply prepared.

ss>SvSf~t,s-S~s,'e,e's ";re,sS-t,e~ItD~b
You'll never know how quickly q
bad cough can be conquered, until you
try this famous old home made rem
edy. Anyone who has eOughed all
day and all night, will say that the
immediate relief given IL almost Ike
magic. il i very easily prepared,
and there is nothing better for coughs.
Into a pint bottle, put 2K ounces
OF P.neE; then add plain graduated
sugar syrup 10 make a full pint. Or
you can use clarified molasses, honey,
OF corn syrup, instead Of sugar syrup.
Either way, the full pint saves about
tWo'thirds Of the money usually
spent for cough preparations, and
gives you A more positive, effective
remedy. IL keeps perfectly, and
tastes pleasAnt-ehildren ike Ii.
You can feel this take hold instantly,
soothing and healing the membranes
In all the air passages. Ii promptly
loosens a dry, tight cough, and soon
You will notice the phlegm thin out
and disappear. A days use will usually
break up an ordinary throat or chest
cold, and IL is also splendid for bron-
ehltis, Group, hoarseness, and bron-
chlal asthma.
PineK is a most valuable coneen.
trated compound Of genuine Norway
pine extract, the most reliable REM
sdy for throat and chest ailments.
10 avoid disappointment, ask your
druggist for "2h ounces Of Piner"
with directions and don't accent any
thing else. Guaranteed TO give hbso.
lutte shtisfaction or money refunded.
The PineI Co, IT. Wayne, Ind.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-03-08

versus Christensen case. There
would be fewer homes broken up n
more judges took this angle
A letter Ia your columns not long
ago from a woman on the anti.vump.
ing law, making Il a felony 10 break
up a home. shows that sho must be
Of the Bohemian sort. or she would
not take the stand she did.
one sees plays and picture shows
every day, protecting the Bohemian
side Of life written by Bohemian
author
You can always ten when you talk
20 a person who Is someone's d.
vine spark"-thelr views always
broaden perosptibly when they be.
come mixed up in twin Eoul affairs.
IL a law were passed on such
things there would be far less IN
Happiness. murders and suicides.
One never becomes dissatisfied un.
III something Of this sort IL started.
no n every Judge would handle Il
Ike Judge Dalton did. they would
think twice before the lspsr went in
a homo or carried on clandestlne re.
lRtlonS In tho office or place Of bust.
ness
We have jRils for murderers. rob.
bers, etc. 10 why not for the thief
who enters a home and seeks 10 rob
Il Of a husband or wife7
A STAR FAN.
What was o. Henry's real name ?
When did he DIET
WILLIAM Sidney Porter. he died IN
1910.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-03-08
CHAPTER VIII
But stint"

had no plRnA Just TO get away,
not to 300 them any moro A
walked down Shaftesbury Avenue.
very fast, ! was conscious OF worry
rather than OF misery. Then my
ideas grew moro precise. ! would 10
TO the fiat, pack, 30 away somewhere,
get something TO do. / didn't think
Of what to do, OF how much money
had. how should find work. and
where TO live i was running away
from my misfortune: / had not tho
GOODNESS, nor did / encourage tho
hopes which made up my baggage
whom ] paused on Waterloo Bridge
two years before. At Piccadilly Cir
Gus / paused, struck by an idea
Pnckl what n fool I'd becn why
hadn't taken thIi7 Julian wouldn /
let mo 20 like that l don't know
why l thought that for Obviously he
couldn't want me much. But he'd
think no ought to win mo back: men
are slaves to tho proper thing, and
always do II most intensely whom
thoy don't want to. couldn't face
him; couldn't stay in that fiat and
pnclS while he explained and He'd. No,
I'd never go bnolt I'd been poor be-
fore; could be poor again. / might
buy toothbrush at the CHEMISTS
But don't be too consorlous when I
confess that remembered the skunk
uppct and muff which, prudontly
forseeing tho winter, I had tho day
before bought with Jullnn's 90
pounds. Furs Men don't know how
adorable nro flirs, nor lace. They
don't understand that woman would
go TO tho dovll for enough roal lace.
Wen, the furs must 20, but won't
pretend that they went oheorfully.
] must buy toothbrush. went into