Evening journal., 1923-02-07
St. Hedwig'S A. A. Dots
BY GUESS WHO"

Zip Boom, Bang! from one side
OF the dance hall TO the other see our
new scholars ripping up the time at
our scholastic weekly Revue tomor-
row. Let's go. The HedgeVlle trio
consisting Of Slammer Bill, Big 81,
and G. RitteuhOuse, will be seen at
the Aldine in about two weeks, with
! the assistance Of Gum Boot.
Who's tho guy that cleans up and
wakes the floor 10 get in a dance q?
. We don't know who II is, but ask
Apples. he knows.
Blakely seems to be making a rep
utation around the club. Pretty
soon he viii be popular enough to
join the "Goofey Six.
Peanuts. the clubs plasterer. after
coming back from Farnhurst said
that he couldn't see the city because
OF the dwellings.
There is one fellow in the club
room, who has Lottie worried over
his girl Walch your step old timer.
or he'll soon have her.
The Tigers and the Elks were seen
in scrimmage. Go to it boys you
might beat the Eastern Penitentiary
some day.
Wonder who put that hot shot
in think TN 60 over he race track.
then they won't sec me- with her. and
I'll be closer 10 her home, says
Rocky.
Sweeney had his stablemates
working ont at the gym. Sweeney
does not have any of the tnree-year
olds The Midnight Flash, " and THE
Daylight storm" seem TO be his IA
vorites
The reason why James Taraghen
got a job at y. Is. co. is because his
girl lives ont there and that will
make them loser yet say CGene).
When we have 10 build new club
we viii get Henry Everett because
he will he an architect after he
finishes his corresponded school
course.
n they don't stop playing "Nosey"
someone will be wondering where
Spike gets the white mule.
Pretty tough there Barnes; try il !
next time. Poor Battling was seen
AZ the club trying TO knock out his
own shadow. Tough luck. Old Kid /
bic stood at the sail at Bowie
And he chewed a cigar ana said, 4.
Now boys pu: you're money on cab .
bage.
For he's sure to win by head.
The race was off and he shouted
Look. cabbage is out there
square.
But up came old faithful bunny
And be-gosh. she won by hare"
Chick says the only time he loves .
, girl is when she eats eclairs. Well, .
I you stick with her you better keep .
IN picking them for her.
II seems TO all OF us, asit seems to
,ne fellow. He dances with her,
alks and fools. but when l. comes
lround he moves away. The other
hight after a dance l. happened to
pass him, and he patted him on the
back, still trying to get his chance.
No show Ketchen.
II Hank is not around he Is taking /
piano lessons all by himself Keep i'll
ip, Hank. you will he Paderewslti |
when he quits
Doings and sayings about the club: /
Spike-"Our one piece orchestra" ."
Slippery-"Getting in good with 1
he new members"
Scabby-"Always there with the
aides"
Shaking mean hoot all
light"
Johnson-"she's here. she's there
ut not with me"
Champy-"My name is Sir I
oolI."
Peanuts-"Trying 70 teach Lot
e how to take front Aries back
ards"
Chick-"Stting around the club
18th his head in his hands.
Kid Walter-"Carrying roses lust
keep her in mind
ziggie-"I wish there was a wire
ss on Linden street"
Cabbag age-"Why."
zsggie-"So can keep in touch
ith her"
-ottie-" Ketch my shoulders" :
Don't throw 'em vet"
-ottie-"Do YOU think it can he
-ottie-"Do you think it can't he
one" {
Nobody has done II vet.
Eddie Duffy. your shirt is too
Is for your collar"
Duffy-"Yes. and the collars too
mall for my neck.