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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-12-26
(1st Dec. 26-last Jan. 30-6w.)

corporation, Plaintiff,
VS..
Frank Ranot and Amelia Ranot,
his wife, Defendants.
By virtue of judgment of fore
closure and sale, made in the
above entitled action on the 9th
day of January, 1923, the under
signed sheriff of Villas county,
state of Wisconsin will sell at the
front door of the court house in
the village of Eagle River, on the
9th day of February, 1924, at ten
o'clock in the forenoon of that
day, the real estate and mortgaged
premises directed by said judg-
ment to be sold, and therein des-
cribed as follows: the northeast
quarter of the northwest quarter
of section thirty-three, township
forty-one north of range eleven
east, Villas county Wisconsin.
Terms of sale cash.
Dated this 10Th day of December,
1923.
C. H. Blohm,
Sheriff.
Radcliffe and Radcliffe,
Plaintiffs Attorneys.
(1st Dec. 12-last Jan. 16-6w.)
Summons.
State of Wisconsin-In Circuit
Court For Villas County.
C. E. Henshaw, Plaintiff,
VS..
Paulina Talmage School (some-
times. spelled Schorf), Walter
Talmage, Caroline Talmage,
Inez Talmage, Carl Talmage,
and the unknown heirs and
devisees of Bert B. Talmage,
deceased, Defendants.
The State of Wisconsin, To the
said Defendants, and to- each of
them:
You are hereby summoned to
appear within twenty, days after
the service of this summons, ex-
elusive of the day of service, and
defend the above entitled action
in the Court aforesaid, and in case
of your failure so to do Judgment
will be rendered against you ac-
cording to the demand of the COM
plant.
HAY & WHITE,
Attorneys for Plaintiff.
P. O. Address: Fidelity Savings
Bldg, Amigo, Langlade County,
Wisconsin.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-12-26

A suicide-proof fence will be
built around the New York Cen
trail Park reservoir.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-12-26

Revenues of the Panama Canal
are now running about 100000
a month.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-01-19
HARRIET

HARRIETT. BY all right Of signIh-
4 ! cance. should belong to ireland
since Il means home rule" But 10
reality. It has its origin In old Norss
mythology where there was . porter
Of valhali called Heimdail, who
watched the further end Of the rainbow
bridge Bifrost TO guard the Assir from
the giants. HIS name 10 explained BY
trsnslatias Tie helm" ~ home. II was
through this Heimdsl, that all the
Henrys and Harrys came 10 b..
Ths fsminins Of the name was In.
vented b ti,s y1fteenth century. II IL
thought - have originated In France
snes Hsariet stuart appears In the
Houss & Stuart d'Aubixns In 1855
and thsrs were . number Of Henriettes
to match the Henris Of the court Of
CAthesins Dc Nedici. England ~
ceivsd ~ name from the daughter
Of Heary ". Henriette Marie. whom
the peayssbook calls Queen Mary.
though M eodci,iidren were all called
Hearistta. The queens name was
givsa ths yssnch pronunciation. which
10 Hawyet. and that became . separate
proper nana. Harriet 10 also pro.
nssaesd II that manner By thoss who
are sxeesslvely given to proprssty.
II Englan1 Hensiesta II - great .
favosits - Harriet. Another spelling
of the latter u Harrtot. Hattie. Hstty.
aud Etta ore diminutives. Hennette
b purely Frsnch and Henrietta and
Jetts sre Teutealc. Italy has an I'm.
rghstta which y the equivalent 1t
Harriet. Apaia has evolved the
musical Enri4ueta.
IT, nsepseons n Harriest's tails
ssenae osa Throagh some mystic
csaaect3ea With lndia and hsf sacred
esssea. 4 = said that Harrtett's color
= ysllew. II shs wsass this and .
neoasesaa. ~ Will have good fortune
go attroes ~ levs - nsn. Nonday
y ~ Iseky ~ and 4 hsr iscky
ecsevrl0AAI
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-01-19
U1,ColI,ll,oe,
Sense -; zzz
; KEEP YOUR PROMISE

TN BUSINESS the man whose rating
= among his associates Is the highest
b the man who keeps his promises.
Promises to pay. Of course. must
be kept. II they are not there IL NO
more credit for the gentleman who
makes them.
But business II not all promises to
pay. There are promises to enter into
contracts; promises to have shipments
ready at certain time; promises to
make business engagements.
And the man who II more protiigsl
Of promises than he IL Of remember.
ing to keep them soon II regarded
with distrust and suspicion.
+ man who has been Immensely sue.
cessful In the manufacturing business
Is regarded by his associates as "harl
boiled" In the nintter OF promises.
II u almost impossible to get one
out Of him. But once his promise is
given. performance IL assured, even
though the performance may mean a
heavy financial loss to him.
He has discovered that II i, tu.t
a. profitable to him to keep his prom.
ises at par a. It 10 to keep the stock
Of his concern at par.
You may not be In business. or con-
nected with business, aave In the "a.
paciu Of minor employee.
But you will hnd that the value Of
your promises 10 just a. important to
you ~ ths value Of your employers
promises are to him.
You win learn II you are observant
that you are judged not BY making
promises but BY keeping them. And
II after many trials your promises are
found to BE- good you will be trusted
When Q man Ii trusted he has made
an excellent start.
II 10 always well TO consider the
matter OF 4 promise before you make
II. This applies as much to a prom.
ise to take lunch 1t \ certain time ol
Q certain dav as to fulfiil an lmpor.
tant business engagement.
II you make no promises that you
are not reasonably sure To keen. you
will come to regard your word AZ
worth something. II your friends
know that they will not need 70 call
you up and remind you Of a promise
your value will Increase In theiv
eyes.
The promise-breaker Ia word
breaker. and word breakers have NJ
standing. ThInk well Of your werd
and you will keep your promises. And
a. ann ~ this ls established thu
world Will think well Of you.
tcssysight ~ JsAa Dlahsb
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-01-19

2 EF my boss ees NO preety careful
- lie gonna havs pientx trouble
somaday weeth da family. Seence he
buy da autm0beei he geeva too nooci,a
cOasiderash for da car and NO pay
u'o.'chs .sttensh for bees wife.
He tella me other day he txka hess
wife down one place to see some frien.
She wanta stay dat place and do
boss he wanta 20 other place. SO he
tella her I've come back and gets her
bouta half pasta nine.
hees wife she wsit1 cen dat place
for Tonga time bouta half pasta twelve
and da boss no show up. She getta
preety mad and 20 home weeth ds
streeta car.
And when d. boss come back WIS
tire. -four clock een da morning. lie
say when be getta out leetle why
from town he getta miss een da car
and hava d blowout.
- know weeth da autniOipeel you
can gettn checker and havs da blow.
out mosts any time. But l NO tink
ess right for da married man. ! sskx
d. boss who d checker vas aud lie
teila me Ne 10 gotta cheecken. lie
say was Juxa miss cen da magnetic
wot maka heem late.
Hut when he teila hees wife he hava
d. blowout aud getts Miss Mag Neto
zen da car she M care yer mOOch.
She say was too bad he hsva trouble
dat Way.
Now dunno eel Miss Mag Neto was
frien for hses wife o. not. but eef I
Was her you beta my life I no trust
too moociI. Aebbs s0maday Mag and
do boss havs do blowout and shs Try
maka love weeth heem. Aud des ess
beega blowup cen da boss's fnioiiy.
no tink da boss gotta beesness
foo,a weeth Mag or any other chesckea
20 Tonga be gotta da wife.
wot you tinkI
tCopyriEht)
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-01-19

}. p. Hannigan has returned from
81. Louis where he spent the holi-
days. He reports very nice trip.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-01-19
alpllIsusrs Hoz1oa o. aAla

and decree rendered and entered of
record In the office OF the Clerk Of
the District Court Of Rio Grande
County. State Of Colorado, on the
thirtieth day OF December, A. d.
1919, and BY virtue Of special ex-
ecution issued out Of the office of
the Clerk Of the District Court of
said county under the terms thereof,
and 70 me directed and dated the
thirtieth day Of December. A. D.
1922. whereby am commanded
aad ordered to make the sum Of
Tnirty-six Hundred Seventy-three
Dollars (3S673.00) and costs OF
suit. taxed At Eighty-four Dollars
and Fifteen Cents l$84.15). being
the amount Of that certain judg-
meat recently obtained for said
amount Ind against the defendants,
Lewis E. Calkin, Annetta B. Scott.
Administrative OF the estate of
Charles +. Scott. deceased; AnnettA
b. Scott, Amy p. Scott, Ellsworth
4. Scott. Edmund Carlyle Scott,
Anabel Scott. Charles H. Scott and
Mary Frances Scott. sole heirs at
law of Charles E. Scott. deceased.
and the Public Trustee of Rio
Grande County. Colorado, wherein
The American Bank and Trust Com
pany Is Plaintiff. and Lewis h.
Calkin, Annetta b. Scott. Admins
(, tratrix OF the estate Of Charles E.
Scott, deceased: Annetta b. Scott.
Edmund Carlyle Scott. Anabel Scott.
/ Charles H. Scott, and Mary Frances
Scott, sole heirs at law OF Charles
e. Scott. deceased. and The Publ,
Trustee of Rio Grande County. Colo
RADIO, are Defendants. out Of certain
real property described in said judg-
ment and decree. belonging to the
said defendants. l have levied upon
the following described property,
to-wit:
The Northeast Quarter
| (NEA) of Section Twenty
nine (2S) In Township Thirty
| seven $50 North OF Range
| Eight (8) East of N. NJ. p. NJ.
| together with all water. water
rights and water privileges.
bitches. ditch rights and ditch
privileges thereunto appertain-
ing and including all rights ap-
| purtenant thereto by virtue of
| the inclusion thereof in The
Terrace Irrigation District to-
gether with Sixteen Hundred
| (316O0.00) Dollars par value
/
of The Terrace Irrigation Dis
trict. being bonds No. 2677.
267S Of the par value of Five
Hun dred ($5OO.OO) Dollars
each, and bonds No. 20O6.
2007. zoos, 20O9. 2OlO. 201l.
Of the par value OF One Hun
dred ($lOO.OO) Dollars each
~ the property OF Lewis E. Calkin.
Annetta b. Scott. Administrators Of
the estate OF Charles +. Scott. de-
ceased: Annetta b. Scott. Amy p.
Scott. Ellsworth +. Scott. Edmund
Carlyle Scott, Anabel Scott. Charles
H. Scott and Mary Frances Scott.
sole heirs At law Of Charles E. Scott.
deceased. and The Public Trustee OF
Rio Grande County. Colorado: In
and TO the above described premises
on the 18th day of February A. d.
1879. at ten (l0:O0) o'clock In the
forenoon OF said day at the front
door of the County Court House AT
Del Norte. to the highest bidder for
cash.
Dated this 18th day OF January,
A. ID. 1873.
EARL p. HARPER.
Sheriff OF Rio Grande County.
Colorado.
First Pub. Jan. 10, 1923.
Last Pub. Feb. l6. 1928.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-01-19
NOTICE OF ADyusr,nNr DAY

Estate Of George A. Wyland. de
ceased. No. $50. Nn
All persons having claims against
said estate are hereby notified to
present them for adjustment to the
County Court Of Rio Grande Coun-
ty. Colorado. on the 6th day Of
March. A. d. 1928.
MINNIE L. WYLAND,
Administrative.
Jan. 1s-Feb ls.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-01-19
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Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-01-19

ATTENTION LETTUCE GROWERS
Order your SEED from California.
The proven strain. The 0awdey
eomrany. 23S Wholesale Terminal
Building. Los Angeles. Calf.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-01-19

"Ill have to look into this" said
the little boy as he spied a knothole
In the ladies' bath-house.-Backfire
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-01-19
NOTICE OF sTOCKHOLDERs'
ANNUAL MEETING;
MOntA viatn C0IO

Monte Vista. Colo.
January I. 1923.
You are hereby notified that the
regular Annual Stockholders' Meet
Ing Of The Rio Grande 4 San Luis
Irrigation company for the election
OF directors and for such other busi-
ness ~ may properly come before
the meeting. will be held At the
office Of Corlett 4 Corlett. 73S LIST
Ave. City Of Monte Vista. Colorado.
on the first Tuesday In the month
Of February. A. d. 1923. February
9Th, 1879, st ten O'Clock 4. m.
GEORGE n. CORLETT.
Secretary.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-01-19

have moved my office from the
millinery store to room IA, upstairs.
John Hecker.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-10-25

Here ae two god tar mother pigeons, whose children never came back
from the val These birds also took part in tn war and they are the property
Of John ] "A Mitchell of Brooklyn, N. Y, who is holding them Mitchell is a x
soldier who served with the carrier pigeon branch of the Signal corps. He
was wounded overseas and when discharged took what money he received from
the government and bought the pigeons b eworkedw with and became attached to-
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-10-25

Characteristic photograph Of Brig.
Gen.. Smedley D. Butler of the Marine
corps, who will soon retire from the
service to enter brsiness. He is known
as the fighting quaker" and is the
only man In the corps who holds two
congressional medals of honor.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-10-25

Rev. Father Daniel j. Dwyer, Little
Rock, Ark. who, at the age OF sixty
seven has been ordained to the Roman
catholic priesthood, fulfilling his LONG
delayed ambition.
Pocahontas star herald., 1923-11-30
LADIES
Coats, Suits, Dresses

of distinction are here for your Sc
lection. The women of discrimina-
tion will select from stock of quail
ity. We are Offering our splendid
selection at reduction of from 70
to so per cent from our regular low
prices.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-06
Dotty Dill's
Diary
BY Ia MONDE WaIdron.

OAsSS WsSAS14 O1As s
Tan. 24.-Well dairy after a
day at woulda made O long
shoremen tired me an Chef
cuts loose tonite with a large
eve1in. Follerin a bite a RESTRAINT
ware you caiTys your own eats
like waiter we goes to q vody.
vile show over on the avenoo.
It's ben long time sence I went
to q show ware the acters Ii
alive an talks reel words an it
made me feel quear.
Wen the first guy onto the
stage bozo wat tried to say
lota funny things started to talk
most jumped outa my sect. It
scanned he oughta jest make mo-
tons an let me read wat he says
in prescripshuns flashed on the
screen.
Next on the progrim comes Q
large lady in pink an blue singin
sad stuff bout her oil mother an
the rest Of her folks. The chorus
endid sumpin like wy Did They
Push Me Onto The Cold Hard
World. The dame looked to me
like shed had plenty Of sats an
her close was q noekout. Then q
coupla akribats begins swingin
round on rings an twistin their
selves suTnpin awful. But Il
couldn't Of panied EN- much cause
never seen q coupla guys do
more continus smilin In my
young life. An never see such
a busy handkerchief fer wen one
Of EN- wasn't usin It he was
THROWN 1t to his pal an wen they
wasn't actin they was wipin
they're mitts.
Also they're was q small play In
witch appeared a dame at was D
dead ringer fer Jess the bandet
vamp an give a sideways look 70
Chef to see did he notice the re-
zemblence but he never scanned to.
These men IL cagy birds. III bet
he seen whom she looked like al
rite. Chef didn't seam much in
tristed till the finel witch was q
boxin match. don't care much
fer Whence in amy form but this
was particlxler ruff and Chef an Q
coupla hundred other birds KEEP
yeIlin Killim Killim. I couldn't
see wat they want the poor boob
kilt fer. He never done nothin to
amy Of EN-.
Chef was 50 het up after the
show at he toll me he'd git a coupla
tickets fer me and him to Bus
Kellys fite with Dragout Dinny
over to the Athaletic Club. /
spose I gotta so. But don't think
these things Is amy place fer q
lady.
Well dairy gotta figger on
more close an the d banlxrcle amt
much. We wimmen has gotta keep
up appearances watever comes.
An the high costa Twin keeps git
tin higher. Goodnite dairy. o
humm! An more work tomorrer.
Gee!
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-06
RADIO RAGTIME
TOW WOW VOW HOT
H. Yoo, hoo. Cinders, are

@ow WOW VOW HOT
X DOG,
~ 700. hoo. Cinders, are
you there?
700, hoo, Ashes. Right here.
Attaboy. Try this on your
mouth organ:
''Is there any doubt about the
man in the moon being married."
I'll. say there amt. Amt he
out most every night?''
Gee, I thought I'd stick you
with that one.
Not me, Simple. I refuse TO be
stuck.
All right. grab this bimbo:
"Why Is a poor man like Q
baker?"
Needs the dough-"
Righto. Get this one:
What did you say when the
lady stepped up to you as you
were watching the funeral pro-
cession pass by and asked you
who the dead man VAST"
'I said, The man In the
hearse.'"
Righto.
Come again, Simple.
will, Stupid.
But, bring some real jokes
with you.
All right, I'll stop In and bring
you.
Ouch, I'm shot.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-06

Misunderstanding. won't you
take a little drink Of gin from
my flask?
GeOrgette-No, dear, want to
: Keep sober so that ] can got
you home safely,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-06
Good Samaritans.

Wifey-Oh, John, ! hear bur-
glars in your rooml
Hubby-Let 'em alone. maybe
they'll steal those horrible neck
Ties your mother gave me for
Christmas.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-06
Medbury
Says
BY John p. Medbury.

by JVUH . NxCUONAJs
A FARMER in Ohio has so
N many lazy fowls that he
= n has had to put an alarm
clock in his hen house so that
the chickens will get UP on time
in the morning.
A farmer usually depends upon
the chickens to wake him up,
but these chickens depended upon
the farmer.
Now that he has put the alarm
clock in the coop, the hens get
up at 4 a. M, cackle few times
and 90 back to bed.
But he has fixed It so that as
soon rs the alarm goes off 1t
pulls on the electric lights and
the chickens think it's day time.
And most of them work hard
ill morning because they're
ashamed Of themselves for sleep
ing 90 late.
He used to keep the lights on
al night, but this gave the chick.
ems the idea that they were up
n Greenland, where the days
were six months long.
The farmer wouldn't have
cared whether they thought they
were up in the frozen north or
not, only they started laying cold
storage eggs.
The lights also hurt the hens
eyes and 1t was cheaper to let
them oversleep than to buy
glasses for them.
There's no sense in keeping
ire lights on anyway, chickens
never read after they go to bed.
One farmer was so strict he
used to grease the percheS 50
that the chickens would fall of
whenever they tried to go to
rooSt too early.
Another poultry man was just
the opposite. he put phono-
graph in the hen house and
played a few bedtime stories for
the chickens before they went to
deep.
This alarm clock is . good idea
md the hens are getting used to
e, but the farmer ought to tack
up q calendar ON the wall Of the
coop 80 that the chickens will
know when it's Sunday.
They ought to know every holi-
day, too. A chicken likes to ceIe-
brate the Fourth Of July as well
90 anybody else.
TINS guy has q hard time get
ting the ROSTERS up In the MORN
ing. A rooster seems to think
that just because he's the boss he
en- sleep late.
The hen does all the work, and
the rooster does all the talking
about 1t.
sim, he's like q human being.
A husband loves to brag about
something his wife has accom-
plished.
The alarm clock plan is too
Oxpensive; the farmers save
themselves this money by getting
hens which suffer from in
Somnia.
OF course, chickens need rest,
but the later they sleep in the
morning, the moro we have to
W.av Rnwn nav~p nwm~
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-06
IT'S TOUGH WHEN

You leave a ten-dollar bill in
your Sunday suit, 1t goes to the
tailor's TO be pressed, and the
tailor swears he saw nothing of
the money. And you marvel the
more when a couple Of days later
you see his two children break
cut with new shoes.
You are showing relatives
Oonny's two new teeth, and
sonny bites your fingers.
You run madly for a street
ear for no reason on earth and
make It by swinging gracefully
on the step Of the car as it IL
beginning to whiz, to suddenly
discover that you have lost your
80 fountain pen.
You grab a woman on q crowd
% street who you think is about
70 be run over, and she turns
around and bawls the life out of
you for not minding your own
business, while passersby who
you thought would applaud your
noble act giggle gleefully.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-06

Nancy-Why do you suppose
the dentist wanted to use a chisel
when asked him to clean my
teeth?
Clanoy-Probably your lipstick
slipped and you gOt some paint
on your teeth,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-06
Going Down.

Mary had a little calf
And short skirts were her hAns,
But Mary is quite happy since
They let skirts down again.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-06

OF course, chickens need rest,
but the later they sleep in the
morning, the more we have to
psy for our eggs.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-06
At the Dance.

The stag at eve had drunk his
fill,
But had another quart to kin;
He tried his best, but couldn't DO
It.
Because n flapper beat him 70 It.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-06

The alarm clock plan is too
expensive; the farmers save
themselves this money by getting
hens which suffer from in
0omnia.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-06

He used to keep the lights on
an night, but this gave the chick.
ems the idea that they were up
n Greenland, where the days
were six months long.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-06

The farmer wouldn't have
cared whether they thought they
were up in the frozen north or
not, only they started laying cold
storage eggs.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-06

There's no sense in keeping
ire lights on anyway, chickens
never read after they go to bed.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-06

The lights also hurt the hens
eyes and 1t was cheaper to let
them oversleep than to buy
glasses for them.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-06

One farmer was so strict he
used to grease the perches 50
that the chickens would fall off
whenever they tried to go to
FOOst too early.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-06

And most Of them work hard
ill morning because they're
ashamed Of themselves for sleep
ing 90 late.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-06

But he has fixed 1t 80 that as
soon as the alarm goes off 1t
pulls on the electric lights and
the chickens think it's day time.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-06

Now that he has put the alarm
clock in the coop, the hens get
up at 4 a. M, cackle few times
and 90 back to bed.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-06

Another poultry man was just
the opposite. he put phono-
graph in the hen house and
played few bedtime stories for
the chickens before they went to
deep.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-06

This alarm clock is q good idea
md the hens are getting used to
e, but the farmer ought to tack
up q calendar on the wall Of the
coop 80 that the chickens will
know when it's Sunday.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-06

StilI, he's like q human being.
A husband loves to brag about
something his wife has accom-
plished.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-06

They ought to know every holi-
day, too. A chicken likes to cele-
brate the Fourth Of July as well
aS anybody else.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-06
Attention, Mr.. VOlsteadl

ATCenC1On, NIX VVASCS@uS
A little snifter
Now and then
Is relished by
The best Of men.