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Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-07-27
Tom Fred
LINDSAY BROTHERS
Publishers

Entered as second class matter De-
cember IL. 1915. at the postoffice at
Mountain Home, Idaho, under the
Act of March 3, 1879.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-07-27
Her Attemnt

"Claudine tried on her first pair
of knickerbockers yesterday" said
Heloise of the rapid fire restaurant.
Says she's going to wear EN- on
hike next Sunday"
"Aw-w-w" commented Claudine.
"And say, you ought to have seen.
her trying to pull 'em on over her
head"
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-07-27
Probable ?

"Tubbable Frocks" for summer,
Announces a prominent newspaper.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-07-27

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Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-07-27
Shootin' at the Moon

Soc ct tuum damum.-Pnny.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-07-27
Mountain Home Republican

A weekly newspaper published on
Saturday OF each week at Mountain
Home, Idaho.
, 1923-01-06

Here Is a study OF repression. They
Thomas F. Richards, slain with F..
Watt Daniels in the Louisiana kan
war. They sit here with suppressed
emotions as the soldiers pass by and
wat for the vengeance Of the law on
fie slayers They are Capt. }. II.
Jones, conspicuous leader of the
aDtiklans Mrs. a. G. Whipple. friend
and companion Of the widow Of Tom
Richards and Mrs. Richards. the
widow, whose personal appeal to the
government OF the state brought
about the investigation that has
stirred the nation.
, 1923-01-06
HEARING ON
AT BASTROP

Hearing of the evidence said to
have been obtained against masked
terrorists in connection with the
kidnapping and alleged murder Of
two members Of the anti-Elan at
MGR Rouge opened yesterday at
Bastrop. In. discrimination Of n
large number who participated in
the crime is expected.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-28
Les salariOs pagados a las muje-
res en- New York son insuficientes
para Ia vida

UNA INTESTIGACION OFFICIAL DE
NII-ESTRA QUE 10000 OPERARIAs
DE FABRICAS CANAAN AIENOS DE
SIG SEMANALES Y 10000 MENOs
DE So.
Ell hecho cOmprobado de que milla-
res de mujeres trabajan en- el estado de
Nueya York en- condiciones POGO salts
factor:as V ganando salarios muy in
terioreS al mfnimo considerable indis-
pensable para la vida. ha sido revela-
do en- una investigation hecha por or
den del departamento del Trabajo Gel
estado.
Sc ha lleTado cabo la Investigation
bajo la supervision del comis, onalo de
ndustrias local. Mr.. Bernard l.. Shien-
tag que ha estudiado la situaci6n &c
10000 mujereS traba jadoras. En- ei
informe apareen los siguientes datoS :
"Treinta mil mNjeres emplcadas en-
fabl'icas reciben m fsalario de menoS
de $16 semanales. Mas de una cuarta
partp de las mTjeres e;npleadas en- las
industrias de ducerfa, manufacture Ge
cajas de papel, t:.bacos, cnellos y ca
misas, una quinta parte de las inu-
jeres que trabajan en- estahlecimientcs
mercantiles del Pstado. gdrslli menos
de SO semanales. Miliares mis- ;en las
mismas industrias,. cohran, llse.;lQsi &c
10 dollars. .:@ 33}:
LA conEprobaci6n dc este 9estade de
cosas. por el que. segdn re''ela Ia in
vestigaci0n oficial pdgase~ p11 los Illa
madcs ''sweatshops" Y. fdlThahl en el
estado. suicides ridfcNlos y enteramtnte
t insufc.entes para Ii vida. ha cauSado
considerable sensation ell los cfrcul0s
guhernativos. Durante cuatro meses
les investigadores del departamento del
departamento del trabajo han vellidc
dedicdndose a este estudio. durante GU
yo desarrollo exam'naron 287 casas So
10 en- la ciudad de NueVa York Y 299
firmas mas en- otras parties del estado.
La investigation fuG iniciada conti-
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-28

Inuac.6n de una resolution de Ia Supre-
ma Corte Federal declarando moons
t.tucional toda. ley ore establezca un
salario mfnimo.'
Del informe Official Sc sac;sn los da-
tos siguientes:
"En la ciudad de Nueva York Y en-
las industrias inyestigadass aproxima-
lamcnte la mitad de las operarias re-
chen menos de SLABS semanales. Ell
10 per c:ento de las operalias dedica-
las en- Ia ciudad de Nueva York a fls
cuatro industriaS de fabrication V ell
per ciento de las empleadas EN- esta-
blecimientos mercantiles. En- Ef~ilte-
rior del estado cerea del 81 por ciento
de las mujcres empleadas en- industrias
lie fabrication ganan menos de $40, asf
como por el % por ciento de las mu-
jeres empladas en- industras mercanti-
les.
les salaries mas elevados pagados
las. mujereS son les de Ia industria
del tabaco V otras mercantlcs. Ell la
ciudad de Nueva York, aun Ell es-
fas inddsfrias alrededor de Ii mitad
de las mnjeres empleadas. reciben me-
nos. de- $17 % por semana. Estas com
putfei6nes de Salaries femeninos. sig
nificanl6 que reci iben de hecho las ira
Eliadoras, despEts de deducir ptrdidas
de t.emposlellfarinedades, suspension de
En opinion FdeF comisionado Shientag
cstas cifras yRgsta situaci6n demues-
tran Ia necesidad deTpQner en- vigeil-
cia leyes que, establezcan el Salario M
nimo para la vida. "Aunque los sala-
rios Ell estas industrias han luplicado
ell diez afos. afirm0, continia sienda
luna realidad Ia desoladora conclusion
de que un gran ninicro dc mujeres len
este estado recibe. por sas laboreS un
salario eviilentemente inferior al ne
cesario para la subsistencia para man
! tenerlaS en- normal salud Y para com
prar artfculos &c primera necesidad. >
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-28
BENIGNA EPIDEMIA DE PARALF-
SIS INFANTIL

Ina benigna epidemia de paralisis
infantil, con 40 casos denunciados ell
. meses v muchos otros ignorados.
FOR 10 tanto sin saberse. ha sidp anua
ciada por el DR.. Frauenthal iefe del
Hospital de Intermediates Trasmisi-
bles de New York City, que ha adver-
lido q. Ia enfelmedad ha sido frecuen'
te este ano entire las edades de 10
20 AMOS, FL dice que Ia PARALYSIS pur-
dc c,rarse 81 Sc somete al propio ira
tamiento al tempo del cOmienzo.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-01-11
RIN.A IN ON BALE EN- MA
YAGUEz.

Anoche, durante Sc ecelebraba un
baile en- la residential del senior VIC
tor Ballejo, en- la Cuesta del Ldceo,
barrio Salud, Sc origlno una reyerta
entire Jose Mario, Ndodesto Torres,
Adolfo Ruiz AgostoA BIAS camacho,
otilio Rivera v Hortd cio Rivera, SCI
gun infoima La policM.
Con tai motive hubo el escandalo
consiguiente, resultando heridos de
Earma blanca Modesto Torres, quien
srecibi0 dos heridas. una en- el hombro
derecho Ia otra muy cerca de Ia te-
tilla izquierda.
Cipriana Marin, la que recibi6 en-
Ia refriega una herida en- la mufeca
derecha de caracter leye, saIvo com
plicaciones.
FL cabo Juan ]. Silen u 81 poliefa
Miguel Constantine. Sc incautarons de
Iun cuchilio una cucbilia pIegadiza,
procediendo a la correspondence in
vestigaci0n del case.
Figuran como testigos presenciales
de los hechos Victor Balleio. LUIS
nebrdn, cipriana Marin v Arturo Con
zalez
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-01-11
(continuaei6n de la pag. ID

NOO4AtAAA0f w - pas ~
Edith ST, senior en- rarios Wales
Sc sentaban.
Las parties infOr1nan haber ter1ni-
nado con el testigo. quien es retirGdo,
siendoc la vez llamado el senior An-
tonic Salgado, tenedor Ge libros del
!. i.Departamento
Felii. -Tenga la bcndad de exami-
Enar este psauete del cclegio n1inero
I:26, infor1ne 81 en- otra OCCASION lla
lsido visto por usted.S
i Salgado. ST, sefior, 10 he vista en-
la Junta Insular de Elecciones, en-
OCCASION que sc reuni6 la JuntR, coai-
lpuesta de los ;senores Keith. Todd v
Amadeo y me pusieron para que abrie-
IA el saco y los paquetes, con el dbje-
to de .extarer le los referidos paque-
ties la lista de yotantes, Habrlamos
lel paqucte, uno que estaba dentro del
psqIete grande donde habfa varios
bultos amarradcs v lacrados, y sin
tccar el de papsletas generates oficia-
les yotadas. sacabs La lista de yotan-
ties, v luego yolyia carrarlo.
Felid Estai; Ell las mismas con-
Ediciones? ~ '93s
SalgaIlo 81, en- iguales conditiones.
Il Rivera nay&s. Deseo que la Corte
Isa fiie on las consliciones o,,a ana 81 "a ,si'
ce este pao,iete que no tan s6lr,s eestai.
dast,,,fdo i a,n;volto,in sino o,,o a. I
r. 1lss na,,elatas ! 90 van ,a to,,as .Ia;ra
ssei5or sssa1aa,lI. es.,.ibi5 ustad solirn al
sstss .Yi,oSs,,ato5 - 80 z :
s,,s,l..s,,, = .,,. 80 - ,. =. r
-, - ,..s.,,,s - - {, ~,
M, q ps'la !, ~. = NJ, NJ
! -. .,,,,s j, isi1ese@ . paps,s a,pi , Z
'a'i'aF-os' = 90 ni,,Hui'o 'piii' lUeso
9 se''V1 oalsauo ~ s'ls'lall,.y ! -
suao !" lue ii'10lina $ espsi'o l,'e
'pale sg.'e 8 ens0's''lo = .au',
lf'9Ye'e, nlitre NarNs sspfes' ssai 9
sell0s salsauo = psuaAo slanuc ... =
papel' q'e sFsul ueeiaio q ses.iso' =
= papel que slfylo para en10lser M e
,r;as -. Ia - = ~, ~
~ J, ~, r,,aes;s1,Yssaaa
/ !. ,ss.f fs.s - g = l5,, e +
q; ~. e - $ 1, 60 -
I'll nj st n. =
!, ! .nssa;s] 77s,s s,f IS, 6 g . ,,s.'. 81 j.
.,;s.ass e it., ]. 4sss,s - -
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-01-11

I Jose Alicea, Inspector del colegio
ntmero 26, por el pariitla rcpublica-
no.
Felid. One cargo tenfa usted el
dfa de la eleaci0n?
A1ice Ell sse juez de mesa, por e
nartido republicano.
Felid. Que tempo estugo usted
en- el cclegio?
Alicea De lss G a M, a las 10 de
Ia noche.
Ftliii. 1 D6nde eran colecaflas las
Itapeletas votadas per les electores
Alicea. En- una ulna de nlat.eta.
Felid.- Quieu las eehal5a en- la ur-
ma?
Alicea.-El Inspector uniEMists.
la declaration del testigo Alicea
jtlez Icpublicimo; cen relac:6n CO
mo cont6 las papeletas, ha sido con
pyca diferellcia, la nislna que hizt
d juez republicano del cclesio nti
I nero %.
Lq difereneia asnsiste en- que sixto
Rodriguez coloc6 cl codo scbre las pa
rcleass, al eontarlas en- ,el escrutinio,
" Jose Micea, iucz tambien porg cl
Parsido repuDlicsno, coloc6 la manc
|izqlierda, seg]i,. declare, ) mostran-
fsdo a la xes ps4icticasnenta, 10 que ha
dado per uesuItaflo, segdn s,is decla-
rpciones, que ambos jueces NO Sc ha-
bfGn fiiatlo en- cl gruro de nuaye CRU
ces que nparecen al 1ado de los can
diaatos republicanos a Ia Asamblea de
San Juan.
Sigue prestando declSraci6n,- y di-
-ce que cl mismia dda de las elecciones
lc fue notiffcado que tenfa que seryir
Como inspector del colegib n1inero 26,
-dgregando--que cree fue 6l lnisino
.qnien atnarr6 el paquete, pero no
quien 10 enNolvi5.
Felid. Alguna persona escribi0 al
go sobre ests envoltura?
Alicea. no resuerdo, i'll vi a
natlie.
Felid. Como esta rotulado este pa
quete?
Alicea. (leyendo) Papeletas gene
rales oficiales ,lel colegio ndmero &c
del primer precinto de San Juan.
Fcli1. Tsnga lG bondad de abrir
el paquete.
R. z2yas.-Me opongo, tolavfa ne
cesito hacerlc aIgu,ass pfeguntas.
Juez.-No Sc abra to1avfa.
Rivera Zayas. Olga testiso.., seste
paquete estaba ssf CON Ia enYoltura
rotl o no? NJ
Alicea. No estaba asf acuando hi
cimos La ehyoltura.
Rivera Zayas.-;Y Y que hicieron con
las papeletas mixtas, recusadas, etc. (?
/, a 4As1llicea. Las colocamos dentro de So
bres por separade.
Rivera zayas. ! De modS que no
qued5 papeleta algsnna regada dentro
del paquete grande?
Alicea.--N senior, ninguna.
Feliii. .-Tenga la bondad de abrir Ell
paquete, examinar las papeletas in
forme Ia Corte 81 son las mislnas
que cuando I'd. hizo el excrutinio.
y
FL testigo examina una por una las
palleletas y-tlice reconoce ser las
mislnas sp;tpeletas.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-01-11

pgomeida EStad Und Edge
New LJanase Camilla Loyal Ae seway
Ell Edge
Su hogar
en-
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-10-17
MUST SELL

500 E. Louisiana ST. fourroom cottage;
wonderful future for factory; four squares
from center of town Owner must sell this
week. E. r. McCracken, Circle 1922. Res,
Randolph 6416.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-10-17

NOTICE OF APPOINTMENT
Notice is hereby given that the ua&er-
signed has duly qualified as executor Of es-
tate of Emma R. Lowell deceased late of
Marion County Indiana. Said estate Is sup
posed TO be solvent
EpwIN l. 1owYER-
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-10-17
q REAL ESTATE FOR SALE
b-Houses

b-Houses
oLNEY, N, 2431 rooms and inclosed
porch electric lights, gas. city water.
well and cistern large lot. Price S2,3OUSf
$500 cash, balance monthly,
JOHN r. WEIGH & SONS, REALTORS.
Main 1881. % w. Ohio st.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-10-17
OKLAHOMA CITY.
F|REMEN'S BAND
STOPS OFEHERE
Local Officials Greet Visitors,
Who Play Before News
paper Offices.

The Firemen's Band and city Off
Gals Of Oklahoma City, Okla, were
guests of Indianapolis today in stop
over en- route to Richmond Va, for
the National Firemen's Convention.
Despite martial law declared by Gov
erpor Walton and the present floods.
Fire Chief George B. Golf of Okla
homa City said the trip would be
carried out as scheduled, only the
mayor and the chief of police cancel
ling their plans to make the trip.
I'VE couldn't tell we had martial
law in Oklahoma City at any time,
and l guess it's all over now" said
Chief Golf 1.-The flood situation
must be serious. We had left the city
before any serious damage was done"
The local police and firemen's band.
headed by Mayor Shank, Fire Chief
John J. O'Brien, Police Chief Herman
F. Rikhoff and other city exkcur
tives, met the visitors at the Union
Station and escorted them to the Sew
erin, where they were breakfast guests
of Henry F. Campbell and William N.
Thompson of the Stutz Fire Engine
Company.
The band proceeded to the three
daily newspaper offices for concerts
and TO the Statehouse, where a con-
cert was given visiting governors.
Following a concert in University
Park, the visitors inspected the Stutz
fire engine plant. They left Indian
apois at noon.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-10-17
BRITISH SOCIETY
PLANS RECEPTION
Luncheon for Lloyd George
Being Arranged.

Arrangements for a reception for
David Lloyd George, Oct. %, by the
Sons and Daughters OF the British
Empire, CORVALLIS Lodge No. 81 will
be completed at the Lincoln Thursday
evening.
Plans are being formulated for a
private luncheon honoring the former
premier when bust of the late Queen
Victoria draped with the flag of the
Empire will be shown for the first
time
The following are among those to
meet Lloyd George: A. C. Burtwell, r.
c. Smith. Ambrose Hamilton. Mrs
c. M. CurFie, r. c. Lonsdale, Cuth-
bert e. Smell, Mrs. c. H. Shell and
Chomley E. Pope.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-10-17
"A n. Brookville Ave.
Near Sacred Heart

In excellent home neighborhood; strictly
modern with many built-in features.
THE SOUTHERN LUMBER co.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-10-17


Oliver w. Exendine, educated In
dian still retaining his tribal posi-
ton as chief Of all the Delawares
in Oklahoma, blows a wild cIarionet
in the Oklahoma City Firemen's
Band that visited Indianapolis to-
day.
Exendine, known to his compan-
ions as iodine" is a brother of
Albert Exendine, famous Carlisle
football star Of Jim Thorpe's day,
and one of the greatest all-American
backfield men this country ever
produced.
The Oklahoma City Indian is
also graduate Of Carlisle and YVES
a member Of the football squad
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-10-17
CHICAGO WAREHOUSE
LOOT TOTALS $3.50, 900

By United Press
CHICAGO. Oct. 17-Stoeks and
bonds valued at s25O.0OO. the estate
OF Louis Erhardt, board of trade
operator, formed part of the loot of
burglars who robbed the Werner
Brothers warehouse, Sunday
Dozens Of other safety boxes were
burned open with acetlyne torches.
The total loot was estimated at
&26o.Qeo.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-10-17
Cosy Broom Cottage

Best condition attractive large beautiful
lot paved street located south, near Pros
pect St. Bargain. $500. Information
call Tineoln 3T34
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-10-17

Six rooms down. 2 large bedrooms up.
needs paint and minor repairs viii sell on
terms to reliable party. Price So 900. Call
Lincoln 1874
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-10-17

ATTENTION BOYS
school expense: prefer high school boys.
but all applicants viii be given considera-
ton. Apply Mr.. JEFFRIEs, $500 S. Me-
tidial. afternoons.
APPLY Mr.. CARvIN.
1S n. Meridian St
FACTORY connection: good clean work. We
Meyer. REGINA CORP corner Maryland
and Pennsylvania.
WANTED-Fifteen laborers 40 cents an
hour; bus fare refunded Take FIT. Har-
rison bus. Office Fortieth and Pendleton
Pike. Apply ready for work.
COLLECTOR, experience not absolutely
necessary; must have wheel; good salary
Apply THE UNION STORE. lis N. Penn
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OCTOBER aPe Main sos4 Ia Nary
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men e learn beT6sF ! soa TR ISI1s
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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-10-17

NOIICE OF APPOINTMENT
Notice is hereby given that the under
signed has duly qualified as executrix of es-
tate of Merritt A. Potter. deceased. late OF
Marion County. Indiana Said estate is sup
posed to be solvent.
KATHERINE S. POTTER
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-10-17

BUNGALOW; electricity, gas, water garage;
fruit trees; two lots; Riverside car.
$500 gives immediate possession. Washing
ton 1O21
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-10-17
DEATH NOTICES

HAWKINS, JOHN Gage 76 years 12 days.
passed away at Witham Hospital at Leb-
anon Oct. 10, 6:16 a. m. Funeral services
at home In Thorntown, Thursday at $50
a. m. Burial at Crown Hill at 2 40 p. m.
MOORHEAD, THOMAS W.-Dfed Tuesday
evening, Oct. 16. at o'clock. at his late
residence, 1855 Dinner Ave. Irvington.
Funeral at the residence Friday. 2 D. m.
Friends invited. Burial Crown Hill.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-10-17

NOIHE UF APPOINIMENI
Notice is hereby given that the under
signed has duly qualified as administrative
of estate of William F. Smitha deceaMaA
late of Marion County. Indiana. Said es ID
Is supposed to be solvent. -
JENNIE SMTTHA.
No. 21ese.
The Washington times., 1923-02-12
The Scenario Writer to
His Love

Dearie, with. single reels I'm
through,
I'm after far, far greater glory;
] think the thing for US to do
Is shoot; a two-reel, super-story.
Director Cupid we shall get,
He is the finest one that we
know;
ThereIl be heart interest, you
bet,
II can be your valentino!
The Washington times., 1923-02-12
: A Diagnosis.

When you cannot do and you
cannot die:
When You. cannot laugh and you
cannot cry; -:
When you cannot swim, and you
cannot sink;
When you cannot help thinking
yet dare not think;
When yon cannot work. and you
cannot play;
When you toss all night and
groan all day;
When you're quite collected and
all: upset;
When you won't remember and
can't forget:
When you curse the world and
yourself and Fate
The lady doesn't reciprocate.
The Washington times., 1923-02-12
To Smart For Her.

'George-WeIl,, Il showed up the
teacher. before . the whole class
again today!
Hickey-Yehe Wise US up.
"she asked me for Lincoln's
Gettysboig address N I had to
tell her s,he never lived there.
Oh! Va stoulda hear the class
laugh them.
The Washington times., 1923-02-12

Two negro soldiers strutting
along the troop. street INDUCED in
conversation. Said one to the
other: ".Mose Morrow, does you
know your gineral ordehs yit?"
What yo' say, man." The
perspiratton broke out on Moses
shiny brow. "Gineral ordehs;
Nah Lord, amt it 'nough de cap
ting gimme how-de-do widout
bringin' a gineraI inter de mat
teh?"
The Washington times., 1923-02-12

Mrs. be Peyster-I wish to cay.
doctor, that the prescribing Of
mustard plaster for q woman 81
my social position Is nothing, short
Of impertinence!
The Washington times., 1923-02-12

Disarmament will never become
Q reality until people stop carry
Ing their umbrellas with the point
sticking out behind.
The Washington times., 1923-02-12

WE'LL known writer says
A that no man can really
"A love until he reaches
sixty. II that is true, then there
are a lot of men who are lying
about their age.
OF course the average man
doesn't &ant to make love be-
fore sixty, he doesn't want to
make love before anybody.
A fellow making love is like
. man pawning his watch, he
wants privacy while he's doing it.
This writer says that people.
who get married after they're
sixty never apply for divorce.
They don't want to bother, they
figure they're not going to live
much longer anyway.
When a man gets so old 1t
tires him out too much to go to
court fSNeTyOAy
He's usually SO feeble that it
b all he can do to fight at home.
You'd,%think that If man
couldn't learn how to. love before
he was. sixty he'd quit trying.
Because even when he does
learn how to love after forty
years it isn't going to do him any
good. .
A man with a long gray. beard
would have a hard job trying to
convince some dame that he was
full of pep:
She wants: somebody she can
call Daddy" not Grandpa"
Even If a man does get to be
sixty and still doesn't know how
to love, think Of all the fun he
has had trying. -
Practice makes perfect, but the
hard part is getting somebody to
practice on.
~
Some guys are stin, practicing
when they're seventy. They ex-
pect to be perfect by the time
they reach a hundred.
:.
Marriage is the only war
where there's no age limit.
Lots of girls. will marry guy
whose age is in three figures pro-
vided his ! bank account is in
three figures more.
AS one film fan remarked:
Rudolph Is only twenty-seven
but he can love like fifty-five."
So girls, no matter how happy
you may be with your, husband,
you won't know what real love
Il until he gets to be sixty.
Copyright. 1928, King Features
Syndicate, Inc.3
The Washington times., 1923-02-12
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The Washington times., 1923-02-12
LITER. A III.
BY Jane Af'I.eas1


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