The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-11
Today,
No Packed Court Wanted
The Right immigrant.
First Porterhouse.
The OK and Terrier.
BY ARTHUR BRISBANE
tCopyright. 1880

SsITARDING to Make Twenty
II Speeches for World
Court" That's the headline.
Perhaps the President will
change his mind. That court is
part Of the League Of Nations.
It is not q world court. It be-
longs to q league Of which the
purpose is to boss other nations.
1t is league in which one
member has already started out
as an open pirate, invading and
seiEing territory in q disarmed
nation.
DRESIDENT HARDING win
= be q candidate for re-elec-
ton soon. He was elected re-
Gently, with seven million votes
20 spare, by people that don't
want any league, any partner
ship in ! game Of European
robbery.
The so-called world court"
would be- made up Of nations
hating the United States with
varying degrees of hatred.
MIR. HARDING would not In
4sA trust his own political
future to- a court consisting Of
w j. Bryan, Woodrow Wilson
and Eugene v. Debs, with him
self Harding, as minority MEM
Der, sure to be outyoted nine
times out Of nine. He should
not try to force the United
States into q court in which
this country would have q
poorer chance than he would
have in the hands Of Bryan,
Wilson and Haywood.
4. H4
go CASTLE, eighteen-year-
old Canadian boy, wanted
I'd como to the United States.
Not having So to pay the head
tax, he was sent back by Gus
toms oiicialc. He made an
other try, crossing Niagara on
m ironkgirder ten inches wide,
running under the railroad
tracks Of the cantilever bridge,
$50 feet up IN the air. He had
to walk the entire distance,
with nothing to help him, no
balancing pole. When he land
I'd in the United States the see
Ond time, customs men saw him
and again sent him across the
river. Such courage and de-
termination ought to make that
boy welcome here or anywhere.
He represents the type Of mil
Hens 6f immigrants that our
foolish laws are keeping out.
NOTHING is important nm
~ less it comes near to us.
In all this days news this item,
and probably no other, would
interest every man and woman:
The lady sOho ipvented the pCT-
terhouse steak is dead, aged
eighty-seVe1t.
Mrs. Anna F. Remich after
the close Of the civil war was
cook at a small hotel in Massa-
chusetts called the Porter
House. Instead of depending
on the, butchers methods, she
cut her own steaks, very thick,
from the heavy sides Of beef,
taking the best Of the OK. Soon
her steaks were famous every
where as porterhouse steaks.
And that lady, because she was
satisfied only with the best,
built as her monument a name
that will be remembered when
Foch, Balfour and even Hoover
are forgotten.
Few realize how much the
world owes to good cooks. Next
to the teachers they have been
the builders Of civilization. In
barbarism you find barbarous
cooking. The French are the
best cooks in the world, and
the most efficient people.
CHINA tells Japan that she
~ wants to be freed from a
treaty made some time ago and
from certain "21 demands" that
make of Chinese practically
Japanese vassals,
China, inspired perhaps by
che Turks defying the allies, re-
minds you of a large OK tor
mented by a small fox terrier
Getting rid Of the japanese
terrier is not so easy.
BERTRAND RUSSELL tells
the British laborer: Learn
to be lazy, idle, and enjoy your
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