Evening star., 1923-11-04
NEW PLOT FOR A MOVIE SCENARIO
Wallace Irwin s Letters Of Japanese Schoolboy.

To Editor The Star: Z
~ EAREST SIR: For my benefAt
would you sweetly donate to
me the name Of some en-
- larged Emotion Picture
Mgr. who I should like to meet rapid
ly7 Objeck. wealth.
shall tell you how this happen. 20
you, will see how important It can be.
In fack, ! have Just coliided with .
new note In Picture Screening. And
what needs z, new note more than
Picture Scresnlngf Nothing. except
Jazz Banding psrhapsly.
Last night me 4 Nogi 90 to the
Jam Picture Palace to see very recent
Film star, Miss Winda dc vitus. In
ten (Io) rseling acts Of title Pulled
excited droma OF reel life. 1t con-
tanned 10 NANNY thrills that Cousin
Nogi 60 sleep to save his heart from
breaking. There were two co other
persons In the oddience, but they had
came there to get engaged, SO ! do
not think they was inferred by that
tense emotion OF Mise winda do vitus.
As soonly as News Review got
finished with portrait Of oil wells
burning Governors backyard, Okla
homa, then Hon. Droma begin shoot.
Ing on wall. This were what was:
In midst Of impure plumming on
Terra Hut's Janus slumm reside
quite number OF honest hearts, by
William de Million. fotografted by
Lorenzo Pretxel. scenario by the edi-
tor Of Smutty Stories with scenery by
Andrew Voistead passed by the Bored
of censOrs Surrounded by such de-
pravity, what chance have honest girl
axept to fall etc? And yet she shall
not do anything sinful for fear all
those noble hearts would arise up and
kick her out of that Slumm. How
sweet she appear with hair arranged
In ptnwheels around tho softness of
her head? Do she love Father? In
desdly yes! And how bout Mother?
Lots of love for her. by soiiy. Also
considerable affexion for her dock
hound dog. name Of o-Fido. which
she adore while being fotograft.
Yes indeediy! Everything pretty
Joyful for the O'Hooiigan Family be-
cause they arc pure 4 poor. Who
could hellup being honest In such q
surrounding? Then arrive date when
Hon. Father go on strike In Pin Fac
tory because Wicked Capitalist will
not puchase his invention for making
pointiess pins. Everybody get sorry.
Then what could Parma Violet (for
such are she named) do but obtain
job In Button Works in midst OF all
Its vices? Nothing.
IIORATIO VAN SMELT. president
IL Of Universal Suspender Button
Trust, live immorally in an enlarged
stone room full OF starecases. While
not at work ne stay home foiling peo-
pie. He will not marry Russian Prin-
cess because she attemp to stabb him
every evening when he go to Reisen-
webber's Cab Array for hexic relax
& rich Joy. What shall he do to be
more sinful?
One date he arrive at Button Fac
tory for new paerl button to sew on
his evening vest with which he lure
yg girls to ruing. Who he see there
but Hon. Parma Violet? "oh. Hon.
Sweetheart. will you sew on button
with your pretty face7" He ask to
know. You seek TO smash me with
your goidr' she require peevly while
sewing. III you will marry me by
1 pm I shall donate soo0ooo0oooos in
advance" he allure. IT shall tell
Hobert Vincent Of your dassly plott"
she snarrel.
Then oncome Hon. Hobart Vincent
foreman Of Button Works. Fights.
He knockdown Hon van Smelt SO
frequently that Hon. Ffrpo should
took lessons from him.
And so this droma go reeiing on
ward. Mr.. Editor. until fnal scenery