The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-19

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sod ours.
Bet that New Jersey man who tried
10 buy a Turkish harem WASH, mar
RED
Tacoma club demands the resigna.
ton Of President SuzzaIlo Aw. give
him another chanccl He may pro-
ducc a winning football team next
year.
An employee Of the light depart
mont. u. W. Lamb, Is arrested for
grand larceny. We hope Lamb Is not
heng made the goat.
T0DAy'S FABLE
Once upon a time, In the year
1898, there was a man living in
Seattle who did not belong 10
the Eagles.
Those "a members OF the Chamber
OF Commerce who wrote 10 the 4. $.
shipping board and pretended 20 rep
resent 5000 members ought 70 be
hired by some radio station TO broad
cast becsime stories for kiddies
Big fight looms on subject OF har-
Dor development. Our motto; Better
wharyes for Bum Runners
ANNOYING PHRAsEs
Submitted b. II. ~ b.
You're fred"
And Little Homer Brew, Jr.. says
that the most annoying phrase Isl:
And don't forget TO wash your
neckl-
BIN introduced In the legislature
would prohibit the sale OF cigRreta.
The law viii meet with the entire
approval OF most Of the younger men
who are getting doggone tired OF buy
ing cigarets for their girls.
Famous Sayings: we men has
70, to stick together 10 keep the la
dies from killing themselves with
nicotines"
JIGGERS. KIDS!
II no cigarets are allowed to
be imported into the state, we
can all 20 back 10 smoking
c0rnsilk.
Hon dear TO MP heart Is that clsiid-
hood tobacco,
H'hea fond recollection presents u
TO picic.
IRE coffee. The cforsr. the oId-fasls-
toned corn-siIk.
Ind MI the bum smoking ny IN
fancy kHetr
The oid-fashioned cors-sll,,
The tongue biting corH-silk.
The nose-sBtartin0 corn-siit
smoked IN niy poafhi
Ho,o sick 10 ny stomach I oos on
that corp-siIl:,
Whenever smoked orermucl Of
the strff
The polIor. the headache, The old
fashioned rctchfHos,
And Ill Of the times that Il treated
me rough.
The old fashioned corH-siIl.
The tongue biting corn-siik.
The rosc-smdrfinD corn-siiIs,
smoked In my youth
when they begin 10 bootleg cigar
cts. the police news win be filled with
items about the beautiful society girl
arrested for smuggling in three
Lucky Strikes In her stocking.
II they ban the sale OF cigarets
they will be doing doggone little "a
stop the tobacco habit.
LAST MINUTE NEWS: Uric
snicklefiitz arrested for selling cigar
cts containing more than ~ per cent
% tobacco.
SHE'S OUR FAyORITE GHAsDcHILD
Dear Homer say. listen. Who IA
this LII Gee Gee?--your siater?--or your
Inother-io-iawf--or wbatg Tvs wasted
n hundred yards Of good paper trying IA
bust into Home Brew and have never
yet realized the old ambish. And all
LII Gee Gee---if that II her real name
has 10 do to bust into your coIyum IA
sign her name TO weather report or q
page out Of the dictionary or something
And my stuff Is fsr more provocative Of
the abdominal chnckle than hers. What's
the answer? X. J.. II.
w. J. white. chewing gum mag
nate. dies In Cleveland
Would II not be touching II all gum
chewers in America stopped chewing
for one minute on the day Of the
snnersI7
We have always wondered whal
'mcnn temperature" meant. but after
last weeks blizzard, we know.
\ scientist has invented a motor
trgrg that moves on four legs in
stead Of wheels No doubt he wantf
0 machine that viii Kick man nftcf
" runs over him.
GROUND FLOORS ALL OUT,