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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-26
What / Haze Learned
In II Years Practice

r HAVE been watching the rc-
suits 81 constipation for a.
years. since | began the prae-
tlrc az medicine back in 1875. l
am now 81 years old. and though
from time 10 time the medical pro-
fr~Sion makes some wonderfully
interesting experiments and tests,
the fundamentals of causes and
relief in this particular ailment
are unchanged.
But the people take greater in
tercet today IN their health. in
diet. exercise and the drinking Of
water. Constipation. however. viii
occur from time Go time no matter
how one tries TO avoid II. OF next
importance. then. Is how 10 treat
Il when il comes. | believe in
gcttinx as close TO nature rs
possible. hence my remedy for
constipation. known as DIR. Cald-
wells Syrup pcpsin. Is a mild
vegetable compound. II Is made
AZ Egyptian SIENNA and pepsin
with agreeable aromatics. Chill
Crrn viii not willingly take bitter
things. Syrup pepsin is pleasant
tasting. and youngsters love IL.
IL does not gripc. Thousands OF
mothers have written me To that
elect.
Over 10 million bottles Of DIR.
Caldwell's Syrup pcpsin are now
sold every year, and il u the most
widely bought family laxative in
tho world. | say family laxative
because all in the family can use
Il with safety. II Is mild enough
for the infant in arms. effective
IN tho most chronic constipation
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-26

MccALLuM HOSE. fuli'fash-
toned. with fourinch garter
top Of Hale. weiireinforced
foot. In brown and black.
1886.
MERcERIZED Isle HOSE
in black. brown and white
semi.faahioned. reinforced foot.
soc.
Imported Cotton
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-26
Doctor Starts New
"Kind Word" Club

cREpiToN. England. Jan. "a
Or. Armstrong Smith. educational
leader. has formed society whose
members are pledged never to say
an unkind word about anyone
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-26

St. Valentines Day
The time set aside to express senti-
ments of Love and Friendship
Clever cut-outs, for children
Humorous series for grownups
Family sentiments
Friendship sentiments
Priced 2 for Sc to soc each.
Let us help you plan your decora-
tions for the Valentine Parties.
Decorative crepes
Table decorations
Favors
Light shades
Napkins
--MseDouHaff- seuthwiek.
rtke street Bnleony
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-26
Unemployed Are Led
by English Parson

LONDON. Jan. 20 -~kev. T, +.
Pickering. who led large group Of
unemployed into London. declares
that the government must fall un'
less Il acts on unemployment.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-14
NEW ERA.

Mrs. H. J. Minor and Mrs. Otis
Morris spent Thursday with Mrs. W.
T. O. Bray
Mrs. A., B. Cary, OF. Aries, spent
Thursday with her sister, Mrs. NJ. c.
Veal.
Mrs. W. A. Parker, Mrs. R. P.
Parker and Wise Parker spent Thurs
day with Mrs. NJ. c. Harris at her
home near Huntington
H. J. Morris and Mrs! J. w. Pot
ter spent Thursday with their sister,
Mrs. S. NJ. Parker, at her home here.
Mrs. w A. Parker was a visitor
at the home of Mrs. Otis Compton
in Americas Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. L. Bradley and
Mr.. and Mrs. T. A. Bradley were
visitors at the home Of Mr.. and Mrs.
NJ. C. Veal Thursday evening.
Miss Della Parker visited at the
home of Mrs. Z. A. Bailey in Ameri-
Gus Friday
Mrs. S. G. DucI,worth and Miss
Rena Duckworth were visitors at the
home of the formers brother, Charlie
Griffin, Friday afternoon.
Mrs. W. Z. O. Bray, Mrs. R. ?.
Parker and Louise Bray spent Friday
afternoon with Mrs. L. NJ Mercer.
Mrs. NJ. C. Veal, Mrs T. A. Brad
ley, Mrs. W. T. 0. Bray, Hugh and
Louise Bray were visitors at the
home Of Mrs. S. NJ. Parker Saturday
Mr.. and Mrs. Douglas Freeman
and Douglas Freeman, Jr., Of Ameri-
Gus, were visitors at the home of
her grandmother, Mrs. Mary Giles,
Sunday.
4. 4. Pace, of Leslie, was Sun
day visitor at the home Of his aunt,
Mrs, w. B. Bradley.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. A, Parker and
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-14

spent last week at Hatley, the guest
Of Mr.. and Mrs. j. F. Moreland, and
family.
Miss Ola Summons, of Montezuma
was the visitor here Wednesday.
Mrs. Ernest Copper, visited Mrs. D.
E. Pennington in Americas Saturday:
Leon Holloway, of Andersonville,
was looking after business here
Thursday.
Miss Della Parker, of New Era ana
Mrs. Tiff Pace, of Leslie, spent Sun
day afternoon with Mrs. j. F. Morris
at the home Dome of Mrs. A. j..
Pennington.
B. Jordan, of Plains, spent the
weekend with Mr.. and Mrs. D. l..
Norris.
David and Albert Bedenbaugh, and
Greene Norris were looking after
business interests in Americas Sat-
urday.
Mrs. J. 7. Morris, is visiting rela-
tives at New Era.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-14

H. A, Jr., were Sunday visitors at
the home Of Mr.. and Mrs. A. E.
Cary.
Rev. A Il. Brewton filled his regu-
lar appointment at Salem Sunday.
Gordon Castleberry was a Sunday
visitor at the home of Charlie Crit
fin.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jesse '1Iiddlebrooks
spent the weekend with Mr.. and Mrs.
w. T. 0. Bray
Ralph Wright spent Friday night
with Charlie Griffin.
Mrs. J, T. Morris, of Cut Off,
is the guest of friends and relatives
here this week.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-14

Mrs. NJ, C. Harris and Miss Beula
Harris were dinner guests Friday of
Mr.. and Mrs. Otis Compton, at their
home in Americas.
Mr.. and Mrs. 7. B Mount and little
son, Thomas Lee, Of Payo, were the
guests Of their parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
J. L. Johnson, Sunday.
Mrs. c., H. Green, of EllavilIe,
spent Saturday night and Sunday
here at the home of her daughter,
Mrs. Childers Sheppard.
Mrs. j. A. Bray and little son,
John, Jr., of Cordele, are the guests
Of her parents, Mr.. and Mrs J. E.
Kinard, this week.
Mrs. w. A. Sutton and family re-
turned to their home at Cobb Sun
day after very pleasant visit of a
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-14
HUNTINGTON

Mrs. ]. J. Kinard, Of Americas,
was the guest of Mrs. B, A, Bradley
Friday night and attended the w. NJ.
U. meeting at Pleasant Grove Sat
urday.
Mrs. W. L. Hayes and Miss Vera
Hayes were guests Of Mrs. c. K.
Chapman Thursday.
Claude Johnson is a business visi-
tor in Atlanta for a few days.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-14

Mr.. and Mrs. f. C. Query, of
Americas, were recent visitors at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. D. c. Will
liams.
The Senior members of the Pleas
ant Grove B. Y P. u. who are to
take the study course in the B. Y,
p. U. for March, are requested to
meet with their teacher, Mrs. B. A.
Bradley, at the church Wednesday
afternoon at $50.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-14

Leslie Sunday afternoon.
Miss Lucille Kinard spent Saturday
night with Miss Beula Harris.
Mesdames w. A. and R. P. Park
err and w. II. Parker Of New Era,
were visitors at the home of Mrs.
NJ. C. Harris Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. A. Perry motored
to Cobb Saturday, spending the day
with their daughter, Mrs W. j. Hill,
Junior.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-14

few days at the home Of their par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. John Perry.
Frank and Harvey Perry were
Sunday visitors to G. A. Perry, Jr,
Misses Maude Cheek, Beula Harris
and Maudine Perry were the dinner
guests Sunday of Misses Lucille and
Terra Kinard.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. ]. Hill, Jr., Of
Cobb, spent Sunday here with their
parents, Mr. and Mrs. G. A. Perry.
A. L. Gleaton, Edwin Samson and
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-14
PLAIN
PLAINS, March IL

PLAINS, March f4.-Fridav ga
ernoon Mrs. James Lott enterfainod
in most delightful manner the Ell 80
day Afternoon club and several in
vited guests at her apartment ON En-.
low street, Americas. The hall and
living room where the guests u,a,.o
received was lastly arranged with
quantities Of pink bud placed in siIva,,
baskets and other attractive fIowo,.
holders. At the conclusion of tho
game Mrs. David Jennings and Miss
Edith Creighton assisted Mrs. Loft
to serve a delicious salad course
Playing were Mrs. J. H. Monts. Mrs
Willard Jennings, Mrs. J. R. Iogan
Mrs. Mark Chambliss, Mrs. Frank
Zimmerman, Mrs. J. c. Logan. Mrs
s. H. Zimmerman, Mrs. Louise Fer
guson, Mrs. Ernest Spann Mrs. Sam
Burgin, Mrs. Thad Wise, Mrs Row
16Snnen, Mrs. ). b. Mauney and Mrs.
ctte Heys of Americas.
WYhe announcement of the mar
riage Of Miss Lottie Meadows and
Mr.. Philip Wise on Sunday evening.
came as pleasant surprise to their
many friends. With several friends
they drove to Americas and to the
home of Rev. H. T. Brookshire. who
received the vows. Miss Meadows is
from near Cuthbert, but for the past
few months has been in training in
the hospital here. Mr.. Wise is the
eldest son Of Mr. Tyre Wise and is
engaged in sawmill work near Rich
land. Mr., and Mrs. Wise left Mon,
day for a visit to relatives near Cuth-
bert and in North Carolina.
Mrs. Herschel Bray, of Atlanta
came Monday to spend several DAYS
the guests of her mother, Mrs: Lille
Jennings, at her home here.
Master Linton Goodwin left Tues
day for a visit of a week with rela-
tiyes in Tampa, Fla.
Joe Wise, Miss Minnie Wise. Miss
Florence Wise, Mrs. Luther Moore
and Andrew Moore made up a pleas
ant party spending Sunday with rela-
tives at Sumter.
Earl Carter returned Sunday eve
ming from a brief business trip to
Atlanta.
Mrs. Cornleia Jennings is spend
ing several days with relatives in
Mr.. and Mrs. viii Wise and chill
dren spent Sunday with relatives at
Sumter.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bowman Wise, Mrs.
Dora Young, Mrs. Thad Wise and
Mr.. and Mrs. Edmund Oliver were
among those from Plains attending
AL G. Fields minstrel in Americas
Monday evening.
Mrs.. Alvin Zimmerman was called
to Columbus Saturday on account Of
the serious illness of her father, Mr..
Cody, at his home there.
Mr.. and Mrs. K. J. Carpenter and
Miss Jennie Carpenter, while en- route
to their home in Ruhterfordton, N.
c.. after a month pleasantly spent
in Florida, are spending several days
rho guest Of their daughter, Mrs.
Sam Burgin.
Mrs. George Minis returned Sun
dav from a visit of several days with
friends in Americas.
The Barbecue club entertained at
dinner Monday evening at Magnoua
Springs the members and a number
Of invited guests. The usual menu
barbecue. Brunswick stew, pickles.
1850 and hot coffee was thorough
enjoyed. The club has recently
recovered the large pavilion where
dinner is served and also installed
lighting plant which adds greatly to
the comfort and convenience Of the
visitors.
Mrs. L. N. Upham, Of New haven,
Conn, IS spending the week pleasant
ly with her sister, Mrs. Marion An
drpWS.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-14
CUTOFF

SalIie Hart of Ellaville was
Sunday visitor here.
Misses Dannie and Sallie Wicker,
The Washington times., 1923-09-21
AT BREAKFAST

Joe. for goodness sake, come
away from that mirror ana eat
your cereal. Anybody would
think you were a chorus girl in.
stead OF bricklayer. don
blame you for trying to fix your
lace up, because 1t certainly
needs some kind of disguise.
but you needn't keep mo waiting
after get UP at six o'clock to
get breakfast for YOU"
Mamie Kelly and I went to the
movies yesterday afternoon and
the leading man was the hand.
soonest fellow You ever laid eyes
on. He looked like Jack Billing
sly. the man who proposed to mo.
so often before father bulldozed
me into marrying you. Jacks
doin' fine now, tool he's the head
of a big construction company.
It would be kind of nice il we
had him up to supper some
night"
"You might bring me that hat
We Wsrs lookin' at In the MILL.
The Washington times., 1923-09-21
oneIn 81 5 Great Tdea.

The cuff on the bottom Of trous.
ers came IN this way: A Scotch
man had been cut in a rain and
turned MP his trousers at the bot
tom. When he returned he found
be had lost q sixpence. He look.
Cd everywhere for it. but in vain.
That night. when retiring, the
coEn fell out Of the fold. The next
day he had all the trousers cuff
ed, and the tailor. discovering the
reason. soon built up a big busi-
ness Christian Advocate.
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

merry store last Saturday. I've
been wearing this one. Tor so long
that I feel like a 1915 modelpfliv.
ver."
Don't forget to get a haircut
before you come home tonight:
the neighbcrs will be thinking
that the House of David has
moved in. And. for heavens
sake, throw away that filthy
pipe; we're near enough to the
city garbage dump now without
maxim II seem any. closer"
The Washington times., 1923-09-21
. FAIRY TALES !.

oswald-oh darling, yopr aosa
is all shiny. Don't you want to
stop ana powder. it3
0ctavia-No. IFnever powder II
any more.
oswaId-What's. tho idea, has
It gone out of style?
octavia-No. the other girls
still do it, but I'm going to cut 1t
out because the doctor told me It
Isn't healthy.
: Father bought a new gown
! for you today. Flossie, Madame
Bon Bon said fshe would send it
up right away so you can wear 1t
to the party tonight.
Flossie Oh. daddy. you shouldn't
have done that.
Father That's true. I I should
have let you pick it out yourself.
Elossie- That isn't 1t; don't
need one. The one you bought
me last month ! IL q fine shape.
The Washington times., 1923-09-21
SOME THINK

That a powder magazine is a
trade Journal for cosmetics.
That the Grand Canyon is in
Wall Street.
That aefoui- ball is a barnyard
masquerade.
That a social climber lives in
walk.up apartment.
That revenue agent is a wife
goingt through her husbands
pockets.
The Washington times., 1923-09-21
CRACKLINGS

The greatest gold mine. Of. a
fake gold stock company is in
their mimeograph machine.
Before We have the interna.
tional mind developed wen have
to have hat big enough to sup
port hatband of each nations
colors.
It costs as much to run over a
chicken in an auto as It would
cost to eat it in a modern price
restaurant.
England viii go dry within ten
years, says returned police Off.
cial. As long as Britannia rules
the waves she's bound to be the
wettest nation on earth.
A movie producer only needs a
bag Of sand and tent to make
. sheik.
Three more fortune tellers de-
clare the world is coming to an
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

Why do they caiI Doolittle .tl
little busy bee, n,
Because every time he t0ucIlS
you, you get stung e
The Washington times., 1923-09-21
..What does thls word 'ingenu.

what does this word 'ingenu-
ous' mean?"
"Well, I'll illustrate. An In
genuous chap is the sort Of fellow
that would. buy secondhand
fliyver from q dealer named Cohen.
and expect to sell It to guy
named Donald MaoPherson with
out getting stuck On the deal"
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

Father often thinks his BIRTH
stone y 4 grindstone
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

When 8 girl refslses 4 man. and
ne takes to drink, maybe he's
celebrating.
The Washington times., 1923-09-21
and ! won't need another one for
along time yet.

aGeorgette--I'm AFRAID can't go
ito the dance tonight. Gregory
Gregory whats the trouble;
won't your mother let you go7
Georgette Yes. but poor Mrs,
Rosenwitz: who lives next door. is
sick and told her that / would
stay home and mind the chill
dren.
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

OF course there are hundreds Of
brides ana groonls who never
fight It the breakfast table. = lot
Of men don't set up until noon.
The Washington times., 1923-09-21
Expensive.


my daughters music" sighed
the mother, has been a great ex-
pense." :, i
"Indeed?" returned. the guest,
"some neighbor sued you, I sup
pose?"-Boston Traveller.
sWifey-You brute, I married
you to reform you.
Hubby You've succeeded SO far.
I'll never marry again.
Bride No. 1-Do you know the
best way to wash dishes?
+ Bride No. Howe.
''Call your husband.'
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

When grandad went sparkling
one plug would do Grandson
quifen 81 least four.
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

one man always hte his break
fast 1t $50 SO that he'd have q
couple Of hours to battle with his
wife before he went to work.
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

bank knows some birds IS
their notes
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

Some families are like potatoes
thes best are under the ground
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

end. They, just will keep on try
ing to square the circle.
If an actor acted off the stage
the way he does on he'd be called
a hypocrite.
The average Representative
represents six months vacation
from Congress and twelve months
vacation from his constituents.
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

No man ever fractured his
NiLs's zlkufl with : baked apple.
The Washington times., 1923-09-21
MEDBIJRY
SAYS
BY John r. Medbury.

BY JOfln +. MeuDury.
sEw YORK social worker
says that 30 per cent Of
matrimonial scr aps are
started at the breakfast table.
Most couples don't get up until
6 or o'clock in the morning
ana You can't expect them to
begin fighting before that.
one man always hte his break
fast at $50 so that he'd have q
couple Of hours to battle with his
wife before he went to work.
some couples wait until after
they've eaten before they begin
nagging each other: its awfulIy
hard to quarrel on an empty
stomach.
OF course there are hundreds Of
brides and groonIs who never
fight It the breakfast table. .. lot
Of men don't get up until noon.
But q fllI-fledged husband can
battle just as well at II o'clock
IS he can At
The chances are he can fight
better because he can thing mp
more tllings % scrap about while
he's lying II Bed.
Then when he decides on what
he's golpg 70 quarrel over he
sets up
II he runs out of things to
batfIe about b goes back 10 bed
again and tIlinlss up some more.
Some men can't bear to fight
with their wives in the morning,
that's why : lot Of them never
come home Ct night.
One guy was always so cranky
when his wife tried to awaken
him in The Ilaorning that she had
90 80 down to the corner drug
etp1e and get him up BY teIe-
phone.
The average woman knows how
her husband fights at the break
1Ast table and that's why she
only serves him with mush, corn
nakes or baked apples. II he
gets mad and strikes her with
any of thase things he can't hur.
No man ever fractured his
Nile.s skull with = baked apple.
she's ii no danger at al as
lons Rs he takes 1t out Of the
dish fItst
SIN. one woman hit her Tlsns-
band d the head with : giass Of
INK andsh got Waaer on the
brain
After that he always bought
his milk from reputable dairy.
Several women are now curing
thelr husbands ol fighting at the
tabls 81 The nlOrning By serving
them their breakfast IN bed.
He caE't very wen get up to
hit YOU Il you pin him down by
putting i plate Of your biscuits
On his chest.
The only sure way to avoid
nrgunlents 1t the table h the
morning 3 to eat your breakfast
before ron 90 to bed At night.
(copyright. 1921, King Features
Syndicate, Incl
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

He can't very wen get up TO
hit YOU II you pin him down By
putting plate Of your biscuits
on his chest.
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

Several women are now curing
tlelr husbands d fighting 1t the
table q the nlOrning by serving
them their breakfast IN bed.
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

Sometimes II is question al
which end of the pole the poor
fish il
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

But fuIl.fledged husband can
battle just as wen at II o'clock
as he can at I
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

Ono guy was always 50 cranky
when his wife tried to awaken
him in the morning that she had
90 80 down to the corner drug
otpre and get him up by teEe-
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

StilI. one woman hit her hus-
bsnd n the head with : glass Of
mix ana she got Wafer on the
brain.
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

SEW York social worker
says that 30 per cent Of
matrimonial scraps are
started at the breakfast table.
Most couples don't get up until
6 or o'clock in the morning
and You can't expect them to
begin fighting before that.
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

real estate man wishes hin
Iifs % be t1ll n deeds
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

The chances are he can tight
better because he can thing up
more tllipgs 70 scrap about while
he's lying n bed.
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

Some folks spend vacations
some of Us spend : lot more
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

After that he always bought
his milk from = reputable dairy.
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

a good way to increase yoir
vocabulary j. to change tire Ia
the mud.
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

she's IN no danger at an as
lons as be takes tt out Of the
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

Some brides unlock the nly
teries 81 cooking with the key cn
canned meat cans.
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

Some men can't bear to fight
with their wives in the morning,
that's why : lot Of them never
come home ct night.
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

II he runs out Of things to
battIe aboht he goes back 70 bed
again and tIliniks up some more.
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

When man narries his ste1i=
oerapher she does the rest of the
debating.
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

They win suppress nlonoclen
soon on the ground that you
mustn't touch single glass -
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

The only sure way to avoid
argunents 1t the table IN the
morning 3 to eat your breakfast
before ron 90 to bed At night.
(copyrisht. 1924, King Features
Syndicate, Incl
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

The average woman knows how
her husband fights at the break
kAst table and that's why she
only serves him with mush, corn
Malkes or baked apples II he
gets mad and strikes her with
any 81 these things he can't hur.
her
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

Then when he decides on what
he's going to quarrel over he
sets up.
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

When Z man l1lllries ne eLs
his last WIN ready made
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

Three more fortune tellers de-
clare the world Is coming to an
The Washington times., 1923-09-21
CHES s.
CHJIK .ES
By Chester Conner.
!. rs hard 70 set allyyKllere 4
you are set = your waye

esMNNfer ~ - = 80 - ~ NJ
rs hard ID set anywhere \
you are set II your way1
Most women don't have 10 gel
into politics 10 be the spealser, q
the house
When man mazIes lse sets
his last win ready made.
They win suppress monoclen
soon On the ground that you
nustn't touch single glass. s.
when man marries his nteti=
osrapher she does the rest d the
debating
Some brides unlock TIE nv
teries 81 cooking with the key on
canned meat cans
a good way to increase your
vocabulary is to change . tire ii
the mud.
Some folks spend vacatiol
some Of is spend 3 Iot more
Sometimes II q question a.
which end of the pole the poor
tish il.
real estate man wishes hin
life % BE full 81 deeds
Some families are ike potatoes
tae best are under the ground
bank knows some birds IS
their notes
When grandad went sparkling
one plug would do Grandson
quires 81 least fonr.
When girl refslses & man. and
he takes to drink, maybe he's
celebrating.
The Washington times., 1923-09-21

Most women don't have to gel
into politics TO be the spealxer. q
the house.