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NEW YORK, April E.-Forelgn eN. change steady. Quotations in cents; Great Britain. demand 4.ssss, cables 4 6Sss. 3 . SO, 65 s7sis cables .79. Italy 4,sf 1s and 4.s2. Belgium, 5s7is and 5.ss. Germany, .oo3sI and 0034. Holland, S9 oS and 2e as Norway 17.40. Sweden, 267o. Eannarlf 1s 70 Switzerland. IS, II. Spain, Is 2s. Greece, IT. Poland, .qo2l, Czecho- Slovakia, 2.97. Argentine, So. Bra gil 1O.75. Montreal 9S 1-32.
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NAVAL STORES

SAVANNAH, Ga, April 27.-Turpentine. nothing doing; last sale April 20 at S1. Ss. Receipts. 4s2. Shipments. 227. Stock. 33ss. Resin steady; sales. 6o7; receipts, l4s0; shipments, 3,210; stock. 55747. Quote: B, D, E, s4.S9: F. G. H, l, K, M. s5; N. s5 25; VIC. s5. 55; wv, s6. 45.
 JACKSONVILLE, April 27.-Turpentine dull. sl.3o; no sales; receipts, s12; ship ments. 6s6; stock, 9,5ol. Resin firm; sales. 2.314; receipts. 3.954; shipments, B. IT'S; stock. ll6.740. Quote: B, si, 70 4s5; D, s4.s5@4 90; E. s4.9o@5; F, s5; G. s5@5o21s: II. S5G5. O5; to M, s5. 50, N, s5.2oQ q 30: wv, 6.45965o.
 CHICAGO STOCKS
 CHICAGO, April 27.-Armour of Dela- ware, 94 Armour preferred, S4A; Com monwealth Edison, 12sA Diamond Match. 115; Libby McNeill, 6A; National Leather. 5i2; Standard Gas 2sh; swift & Co.,, lO514 Swift International. 19h Union Carbide. 6S14 United Light and Railway, l60; Wahl, 51; Western Knitting. 7la . Yellow Manufacturing B, 279s; Yellow Taxi 92is.
 HORSES AND MULES
 EAST ST. LOUIS, April 27.--Horses and mules steady, unchanged.
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RICE MARK FIT

NEW ORLEANS, April 26.-Rough ric. firm; sales none millers receipts. 1883 sacks. Clean rice steady; sales. 323 pock- cts Blue Rose. 4G4Ac: 13s pockets Hon. duras, SAC. Receipts. 15,599 pockets. Bran and polish nominal.
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BOND MARKET
UNITED STATES BONDS

Readers should note that Liberty bonds quoted in dollars and thirty seconds of dollars instead of dollars and cents. The fractions are designated by giving the numerator only.
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METAL, MARKET

NEW YORK. April 27.-Copper easier electrolytic, spot and futures, IS % a 1e 4 Tin firm; spot and nearby. 447b' futures 455o Iron steady; prices unchanged Lead easy; spot. 7.s09S. Zinc easier. East St. Louis spot and nearby delivery 690G7. Anthony spot, s.
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NEW YORK STOCKS

NEW YORK. April 27.-Folowing are todaY's sales. high. low and closing prices of stocks listed on the New York Stock
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 MONEY MARKET

NEW YORK. April 27.--Call money strong: high 6, low 5A. ruling rate 64. closing bid 5ia, offered at 5s4, last losh sh call loans against acceptances t&, time loans ffrmer, mixed collateral 6o.9o days 5I.@5Ia; 4-6 months, 5A q 1a prime commercial paper. 5q54.
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NEW ORLEANS COTTON FUTURES
SPOT COTTON

quiet, 25 points higher. Sales on tho spot, 1s1 bales; to arrive. 54. LoN0. ding, 27 50c, middling, 2s 25c; good nikA- ding 2S. 75c. Receipts, 1,435; stock. 121,- 620.
 NEW YORK. April 27.-Spot cotton quiet; middling, 29 05c.
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BETTER OUTLOOK CAUSES BEARISH
 WHEAT TENDENCY

CHICAGO, April 27.-Improvement in the outlook for both the spring and winter crop had a bearish effect on the wheat market today. Prices closed unsettled, 9s@1kc net lower. with May s1.25A Q1.25%, and July s1.2SA @1.23ha. Corn finished at l M a1Nc to l ssc decline, oats A @asc to &c down, and provisions varying from a setback of 5c to a rise of ? 1s c.
 Warmer weather northwest and clear skies appeared to promise bet ter conditions for seeding spring wheat, and crop authorities in the winter wheat belt were sending re- ports of the help which recent rains had given. Downturns in Liverpool quotations, accompanied by word that shipments from Argentina and from Australia were larger than had been expected, counted also as a handicap on wheat bulls here.
 Rallies failed to develop any last ing quality, and the close was at all most the bottom figures of the day.
 Offerings of corn from private ele- vators here exercised a depressing influence on values of corn and oats.
 In the provision market the effect of higher prices on hogs was off set by the weakness of grain.
 CHISAGO
 CHICAGO. April 27.-Onions steady: Texas bushel crates. white wax, best. s350 a 75;, poor boilers, s292. 24; yellows. seiIsrs. Ssf,, sagslS; siai5o ordinary 'sS0@a'7 '7S' Sweet potatoes steady: Tennessee Nancy Halls, s1.5o@l. .so.
 s4.75Q5: few. s6 25.
 s1 50; Louisiana barrels, best. s5.5 c 500.
 Strawberries weak; weak Louisiana 24-pint Cabbage stronger; barrel crates, Ala bama- Louisiana flat. s5.5O@6.75 Texas pointed, s6@s 25; California pony crates.
 CASH GRAIN
 MINNEAPoLis "A Minn Apgl 25Icash 7 No l dark northern. fancy. ssh@ i'ssi.' No. dark northern sl 2sA.@ oats: No. 3 white. 4ss @4shc. Flax: No. l, B. ss1a @s.3sA.
 KANSAS CITY. Mo-, April 27.-cash wheat: No. hard. si 20 @i 2s; No. red. sl sia ;s6. Corn: No. white, s5@s5he; 47ac; No. mixed. 47c.
 ST. LOUIS. April 27.--Cash wheat: Mo- 2. red, s1; ;s4@1. $s; No. 3 red sl a2 Q l .s4; May, sl:2s7s,s July. $l.2oNs. Corn: No. Msy s1se So 5ny SSs ws,e oats & SG ss wsts mss
 
 At lac; July, 47Hc.
 TOLEDO. O., April 27.-Cash wheat, S1. 3s G1 39. Clover seed, $11 50: alsike, slo.5 50; timothy. sS 2o
 POULTRY AND PRODUCE
 NEW YORK. April 27.-Live poultry easy, chickens by freight, 25c; roosters l7c Dressed poultry quiet; prices un- changed.
 CHICAGO. April 27.-Poultry, alive un- changed.
 KANSAS CITY. April o7.-Butter and eggs unchanged. Poultry 15c lower. hens 22l2c; others unchanged. ST. LOUIS. Mo-, April 27.-Sprngs 5sc hens. 23c; others unchanged. Eggs. 24c Butter unchanged.
 NEW YORK, April 27.-Butter steady; receipts, 9.447. Eggs irregular: receipts 3s676; fresh gathered seconds. 26s4 a 27ilc; New Jersey hennery whites un- candled extras. Ssh @3a1ac. Cheese steady; | receipts 150.101 pounds. CHICAGO. Auril 27.-Butter unchanged Eggs higher; receipts, 30,033 cases; firsts 25 q lac; ordinary firsts. 23lz 24c mis- cellaneous. 24ia e 25c; storage pack extras
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ar. CITY REPORT

OIL CITY. Pa, April 27.-Credlt pal ances s3 IS; runs sSs35 average, 55,99S; shipments 73,2 ,231; average, 6S,l4o.
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, SPECULATION IN OILS IS FEATURE | ON CURB MARKET

NEW YORK. April 27.-Speculative interest in the curb market today was centered to speculative oils which yielded to pressure applied on the announcement of increase in gasoline prices. While several issues yielded a point or more to the bear attack, good buying support set in and the net losses In the principal issues were held to fractions. Stand ard Oil of Indiana, nearly 25,000 shares of which changed hands. closed s4 lower at 61% after having touched 62%.
 There were a few strong spots in the industrial group particularly among the motors. At the days high point above its low of yesterday. Rec and Stutz motors closed fractionally higher. Sidney Blumenthal (the shelton Looms) moved erratically. opening at 96H, dropping to 95h on the next sale and then jumping: to 97.
 Little interest was manifested in the mining group.
 WOOL QUOTATIONS
 pusn fomd42ow Ape viii say %n: sss wool market at the eastern seaboard is still slow, the west and the foreign mar ing opened this week with prices show ing rather a greater advance than had been expected, especially on tho cr0e8- breed descriptions. Australian sales arc all closing for the season, with prices at the top, while in South America there iB little wool left of any kind. Buying moves with moderation in the west. but ts moro general and prices fully firm as conn pared with a week ago.
 The manufacturing situation le very sound on the whole. although some buyers of cloth have evidently overanticipated their wants. Manufacturers have shown a disposition to select customers ss much possible. with the thought of suppress- ing speculation. The mohatr market here Is slow, supplies being restricted. Inter est at the moment Is centered In the country" ,. sA
 BOSTON, April a7.-rhe ccnamsrciaI Bulletin will publish wool quotations as follows; Domestic: Missouri half bloeds. 50 @52c; three -eighths blood, 6b b@6ec; quarter. blood, 6o@51c; Secured baEs: months 1.30@1.3 Mohairs: Best comb- statement was the great shrinkage in the visible supply of all kinds of cotton. world figures showing loss for tho week of 264,575 bales. while the visible supply of The shrlnkage in American was duo to for the week at 17s.o00 bales against 167,- week two years ago.
 NEW ORLEANS COTTON FUTURES
 E Anrt ap
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FLAX SEED DULUTH. Min. Aprj> -7.--Closing flax seed: May. $3.l6h asb July. $s.ol.
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LIVERPOOL COTTON

LIVERPOOL, April 27.-Spot cotton In ding Is .71d, fully middling 15.56d. mid ding 15. 46d, low middlng 16:2 21d, good ordinary 14.71, ordinary 14.41d. Sales. 1000 bales, including 5000 American. Receipts II, 900 bales including 20e American. Futures closed very steady. April fl 95d, May 14.94d, July II. I'd. October 13.51d. January 12. .99d, March 12.S3d.
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LONDON, April 27.-Bar silver, BPS q per ounce. Money, l Is per cent. Disconn, . rates shorts bills, l % ~ ts per cent . months bills, per cent.
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Receipts. 1l,ooo bales. including zoe April 14 95d. May 14.s4d. July II. 71d. october 13.51d. January 12.Ssd, March .S3d.
 WEEKLY LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL April 27;-Weekly, cotton 900 bales of which 24,ooo was American. Stock, 72s. 900, American 356,0oe. Im- ports, .27,ooo, American 5000. Exports COTTON SEED OIL NEW YORK. April 27.-Cotton seed oil advanced to Is points early. due to un- favorable weather south and absence of May tenders. but the disappointing action ing interest encouraged selling by locals. and at the close May was points higher Sales. s.7oo barrels. Prime crude. lo@ 10 25c; prime summer yellow spot. 11.6So bid May, Il 56c; July. 11.6sc; septem- Der. 11.46c. all bid. DRY GOODS MARKET NEW YORK, April 27.-Cotton goods markets were quiet today with scattered business print cloths and sheetinss. in better % with pTss 15c a pound, burlaps were quiet. Wool market was steady with firmer tone in best in silks Jobbers reported a slight irn- provement in the demand for retail re- placement goods.
 PORT MOVEMENT
 New Orleans: Midding. 2S.26c; rsce1pts. 1,4S5 sales, 245; stock, 121.620. Galveston: Middling, 2s.4oc; receipts. 1923; sales. $50; stock. 1os.6ls.
 Mobile: Midling. 2sc; receipts. 50: stoeks
 Savannah: Middling. s7.soc: receipts. GOA; stock, 36776.
 charleston: Middling. 27.see, stock.
 Wilmington: Middling. s7.soo: receiptss
 Texas City: Receipts, ss; stock. 423. Norfolk: Midling. 2s.13c; receipts. 17t: Baltimore: Middiing, 2s.6oo: stock 2.5it. Boston; Middling. 2s.sbc; receipts. 1903 stock. 11.54s.
 New York: Middling. s.obc; stock, bs.- Minor ports: Exports, 300; stock, s.7t3- Total today: Receipts. 4.576; exporte. ''1 Total for week: Receipts ss.7+s; sa- ports 30.6fO.
 exports, 4,0s0,S2s. INFERIOR MOVEMENT Houston: Middling. 2s. soc; receipts 2als shipments. 3.477; stock, s7.44S.
 s5s: shipments, 1,a4s; sales. 1.45o; stock. Aug Augusta: Middling. as.1sc: rsceiptsL
 st. Louis: Middlins, 2s. soc; stock. 1A.- s30.
 Little Rock: Middling, 2sc; receipts ssS sales. 57s; sales 1.64o: stock. 26.7e7. Montgomery Middling. 27.eac. Total today: Receipts. 1,781; shipmenta. | 6.2o1; stock. 1902.
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RAW SILK
RITTER MARKET

5 CHICAGO. April 27.--Under light sup 2 plies and a fair demand the butter market
 here today continued steady to firm Deal
 CTS had little difficulty in disposing Of ar rivals. Demand, however, entered on the undergrades and kept that market reia- lively the firinest. Real fine butter is be-
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SUGAR MAhhEI
 NEW YORK, April 27.-Raw sugar was easier today and prices were %c lower to the basis of 6Ssc for Cubas, cost ana There her were sales of 10000 bags of Cubas by an operator to refiner at that level and more was offered at that same prlce,, cubas to Chile at 6 .69c f. O. b. Cuoa' when is 3-32c above the cost and freight quo-
 Raw sugar futures were irregular. The opening was 1 to points lower, : Rallies only met renewed nquid5stlon , nof . hirber. Closing: May 65oc. July 6.64c, September 6.75c. December sac
 Refined unchanged with fine granuiated uuoted at from 10 .05 G1O. 25c. Refined flu lures unchanged to points lower.
 ATLANTA RESERVE BANK
 ATLANTTA. April 27.-Statenent Of re sources and liabilities of the Federal Re serve bank of Atlanta at the close of busi-
 Resources: Gold coin and certificates in vault s5 asa Gold settlemsnt tile s fund fund s3s.Sif.74l.51. Gold with federal reserve agent. s93.497.7s5. Gold redemption fund s2.25O. .Si1 .58. Total gold reserve, slst'- 726535. Total reserve, sl329S6, 373.O4 Non reserve cash. s7,2s6 ses.74 Bills discount. ed: Secured by government obhgatlons, biliiis biiH bought in open market, s92,os4,sos o5; States bonds and notes. s526,55o. All other certificates of indebtedness. Sl ,425. Totai 2 earning assets, S59l72,44I.Sl Bank prem ises s2,441.251.29. uncollected items, S22,- 3l1,4i4.29. All other resources sSSs,- 36o s9 Total resources. s224.476.514. ss.
 Liabilities: Capital paid in, s4'4ls:- efnment S2,372. .033 IT; member banks reserve account. s5S,9oo,1o1 s3; all other, S1so,l36. S7: total deposits S56, 432. 211 .37. Federal reserve notes in actual circuia- tion S132.463,2 235. Deferred availability items. s21.327.02703. All other liabilities. ss93, ,92s.17. Total liabilities. s224,476,- 514.99. D Ratio of total reserves to deposits and federal reserve note liability combined 70.4 per cent
 RAW SILK
 NEW YORK, April 27.-Raw silk firm. Prices per pound: Kansai double extra cracks. So. 79@9.sO; kansai. best No: l, So 35 @9. 40; kansai No. finer ss 30 a | 35; Shinshu No. l. s9. 25 d 30: Canton 2 extra A. 14-16, ss.95u9.o5; Shanghai | China steam filler gold double deer, se To 49.s5.
 BUTTER MARKET
 CHICAGO, April 2f.-Under light sup plies and a fair demand the butter market here today continued steady to firm. Deal CTS had little difficulty in disposing of ar .1 p1
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SUGAR MARKET

NEW YORK. April 27.-Foreign bar sil yer s7Hc Mexican dollars, 51 ssc.
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FOREIGN EXCHANGES

NEW YORK, April 27.-Steel prices un changed.
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UEEKJy JJyERPOOJ,

LIVERPOOL, April 27.-Weekly cotton statistics. Total forwarded to mills, 46.- 900 bales of which 24.ooo was American. Stock, FPS, 900, American 356,00e. Im- ports, 27000, American 5000. Exports 1000, American 1000.
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NEW YORK. April 27.-Live poultry easy. chickens by freight, 25c; roosters, lie. Dressed poultry quiet; prices un- changed.
 CHICAGO. April 27.-Poultry. alive un-
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NEW YORK, April 27.-Butter steady: receipts, 9.447 Eggs irregular: receipts. 3s.676; fresh gathered seconds. 26s. a
 27ac; New Jersey hennery whites, un- candled extras. 3S F d 3a12c. Cheese steady receipts 1901 pounds
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HORSES AND MULES

EAST ST. LOUIS, April 27.--Horses and mules steady. unchanged.
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CHICAGO. Auril 27.-Butter unchanged Eggs higher; receipts, 30.0S3 cases; firsts
 25 Q 25 lac; ordinary firsts, 23iz m 24c: mis
 cellaneous. 24iz e 25c: storage pack extras, 2s l2c; storage pack firsts. 2Sc.
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CASH GRAIN
POULTRY AND PRODUCE

TOLEDO. O., April 27.-Cash wheat, sl Ss @1 s9. Clover seed. s11 50; alsike. $lO. 50; timothy sS.20.
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Total sales Of bonds todaY WeTe STV day and s15b56.000 a year ago.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-11-16
STATE
CAPITAL
NEW OFFICIALS OF
MARYLAND
STATEWIDE TICKET


Governor-Albert c. Richie, DEM
Attorney General-Thomas H. Rob-
inson, Dem.
Comptroller-William s. Gordy, Jr.,
Dem.
Clerk of Appeals Court-James A,
Young, Dem.
CITY TICKET
: Supreme Court Judge-Eli Frank,
Dem.
States Attorney - Herbert r..
O'Conor, Dem.
Sheriff-John E. Potee, Dem.
City, Surveyor Edward J. Hecker,
Dem
City Court Clerk-George Carey
Lindsay, Dem.
Register Of Wills = Edwin r.
Downes, Dem
Orphans Court Judges-Myer ].
Block, William M. Dunn and Harry c.
Gather, all Dems.
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$4,000 Prison Urged For Women.

Budgets for State prisons and hos
pitfalls for the next three years were
approved by, the State Board OF Wei
fare. The prisons budget includes
100000 for new shops and wiring at
the Penitentiary and $125,0O0 for q
women's prison on the House OF Cor
reckon PROPERTY.
1t is proposed to extend the shop
appropriation over two years 500. 900
year. The money would be used to
replace the iron foundry long used by
the Jones Hollowware Company and
to rewind and improve the electrical
generating equipment so that current
need not be bought from outside.
The building Of separate prison
Board Of Prison Control seven years
ago The House of Correction now
cares for all the women prisoners serv-
ing State sentences-those from the
Penitentiary having been removed
there by direction of the Board of
Prison Control before It went out or
Office.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-11-16
SLIGHTLY NERVOUS

An English barrister, after particu-
larly trying day, came home with his
nerves on edge, and at once sought
refuge in his own study, well away
from the noises of the household ma
chinery.
He sat down by his fire and was
gradually getting Gained down when
the cat, which had been sitting there.
too. got up slowly and walked across
the room.
The master turned on her and said.
Indignantly: Now, what are you
stamping around here for?"
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Why Does III

The head of the Office was In a
thoroughly bad temper and. moreover.
he had just broken his glasses, and
could only read with difficulty the fig
ures the clerk put before him. Just
look at this o" he roared. Its exactly
like T." 1.-THE figure Is a Z, sir" said
the clerk. "Then," reared the old man,
"why does it look like 9?"-York.
shire Post.
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CURLING Their Eloquence.

First Attorney-Your honor, unfor-
tunately. ! am opposed by an unmiti-
gated scoundrel.
Second Attorney--My learned friend
is such a notorious liar
Judge (sharply)-The counsel will
kindly confine their remarks to such
matters as are in dispute.
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Two Women Are Elected To State
Legislature.

Regardless of party affiliation, Mar!
land women found cause for joy in the
recent election. For two women were
elected to the House of Delegates,
whereas only one represented femi-
nine sex at the last legislative session.
Miss Mary L. w. Risteau, of Belair.
Hartford county, was reelected Miss
Risteau's woman companion at the
next Legislature will be Mrs Elsie b..
Barber, of Davidsonville. Anne Arundel
county. The two victors have much in
common. Both are Democrats, whereas
the other four women candidates In
the campaign were Republicans.
Both Miss Risteau and Mrs. Barber
are particularly interested in legisla-
ton dealing with schools and agricul-
ture. Both are women farmers and
college graduates, and they have done
much work in their respective neigh
borhoods along the lines of humani-
tartan and civic interests.
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HOUSE OF DEL EeATEs

First-Abram Berman, William Bon
nett, Joseph L. Cherigo. Antony Di-
marco, William w. Hayes and James
l.. Hennegan, ali Dems.
Second District David X. q. Bruce
John G. Callan, Francis p. Curtis,
Stephen C. Ellwood, Jr., John W..
Gray and Francis A. Michel, all Denis
Third District-John J. Cotton.
George H. Degenhard, William Fuld,
Albert A. Leggett, Henry B. Mann and
Alfred p. Sharp, all Denis.
Fourth District-Arthpr e. Briscoe,
Louis H. Davenport, c. Marceilus Dor
sey, John H. Hammond, Dave Lowen-
stein, Jr. and Charles " Weber, all
Reps.
Fifth District-Henry F. Broening,
John e. Davidson, Yeweli w. Ollie
hunt, Charles ". Grant, William A.
Hummel and William P. Muth, all
Dems.
Sixth District--William M. Camp
bell, William c. Greenwich. George s.
Hitler. John Meyers, Michael H. Noon
and Philip J. Wallace, all Dems.
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New use for Hookworms.

"They tell me-" said Jackson, that
he is an expert angler"
Eyes, maybe, but he doesn't know
anything about fishing" said Johnson.
"Why that guy is so dumb that he
thinks hookworms are used for bait"
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On the Safe Side.

Husband-My wife does nothing but
ask for money-it's S. one day. So the
next, and so on.
Solicitor-What does she do With
all this money?
misunderstanding. l don't give 1t
TO her.
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Il Foreign Students Inspect State
Normal.

Fourteen different nationalities were.
represented in delegation headed by
Ram Chandra Chakrabarti. which yisA
tied the Maryland State Normal.
School. Their leader, who is head
master at a high school at Calcutta.
India, came to Baltimore as represent
alive of the International INSTITUTE
Education, Teachers College, c.
bia University
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Costly Airs.

''It keeps me poor"
"What does?"
'"Frying to make other people think
I'm rich"
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An Inventor.

"Pa. what is an inventor"
IAN inventor, my boy, is usually
man who has thought Up n way to do
with machinery some task that he Is
tired of doing himself"
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The Artiste.

"A fine stenog you are Call your
self a typist and don't know how to
put ribbon in typewriter"
Does Paderewski know how to tune
a pianoT'-Life.
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Tine win Eaualixe.

Maud-Do you know that Ida's hus-
band Is several years younger than
herself?
Marie-Oh, time will change that.
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Piayino the Races.

II suppose i was foolish to take a tip
from bootblack, but thought one
Zip was as good as another"
$50 1t is. Just about"
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Art and Nature.

a people by dissension struck
Exclaimed, I'VE revel in hard luck.
We have no earthquakes ready-made.
Let's wreck the land without their
aid"
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A Bio ore.

Optimus-Have you heard the latest
Ford joke?
Cynicus-Yes; he wants to be presl-
dent.
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Feet and Shoes.

Mr.. Oldbi-I am a self-made man
sir ! began life as barefoot boy.
Kennard-Well, l wasn't born VITA
shoes on, either.
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THE REASON.
THE REASON.
For breath our
gas bills
never pause,
Those sprinters
fast and feet.
Perhaps they run
so fast be-
cause
They have SO
many feet.
Same Old Human Mature.

We fear no gold-brick game today.
No green goods man can bring dismay.
larks.
:. lot OF US bought German marks.
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ill-chosen Metaphor.

lll-Chosen Metaphor.
He-Were a raindrop and You a
rose, do you know what I'd do?
She-Why. you'd eyaporate. l sup
pose. And so I'd be rid Of you.
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ASSEMBLY MEMBERS
FROM BALTIMORE
SENATE
SENATE

First District William Curran,
DEM
Second District = George Arnold
Frick, Dem.
Third District-Edward ]. Colgan.
Jr., Dem.
Fourth District-Harry O. Levin,
Rep.
Fifth District--Daniel B. Chambers.
Dem.
Sixth District-Benjamin w. Fox,
Dem.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-11-16
ENUMERATED.

You come home |
all hours of the
night.
No, my dear,
only one hour
each night.