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Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06
lakes Old Waists Like New


A six-splndle chucking machine that
is equivalent to an automatic screw
machine for short pieces, for 1t han
dies FIVE pieces of work with twenty
one cutting tools In operation at one
time. is particularly useful for work
that requires a number Of separate
and distinct operations. The machine,
according to an illustrated article In
Popular Mechanics, has six spindles.
i've of which are In an operating po-
sition, while the sixth is in an IN
loading and leading position. At the
end of one cycle of operations, when
a finished piece reaches this position.
the machine automatically stops for
replacing the finished with an unan-
Ished piece.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06
PAINS IN CHEST
and HOARSENESS
STOP IT QUICK
Don't Risk Pooling Away Time
on 25c Remedies; Get
Busy Now.
BALTIMORE MAN TELLS
HOW TO Do 1T EASILY

II know how It feels to have violent
cough. chest soreness and to be so hcarse
you can't speak above a whisper. because
that is Just the way felt Those spasins
Of coughing got so bad II felt like l would
tear my lungs loose, so when | saw
Hypo-Cod advertisement In the paper
sent for a bottle. and began taking a
tablespoonful before meals and on going
to bed. Right away / could see l was
getting better. II relieved my cold. II
cured my cough. The pains in my chest
vanished after the second bottle and !
gained nearly ten pounds In weight. II
did me so much good in addition to cur
ing my cold and cough that my wife TOOK
II to build and tone herself up and y
worked like magic for her. too. declared
Joseph A. Knight, 435 Calvin St, Balu-
more. Md.
If ytur system Is too weak to throw
OF cold and cough like that-get busy
and build yourself up so nature can get
in fighting shape again Then watch how
your system throws off the cold. Watch
how good and frislsy you feel and full OF
pep. Note how nicely you sleep ann
what an enormous appetite YOU have. y
Is the grand and glorious feeling 70 teel
COED these wet. cold days
Don't risk being slekly these DANGEROUS
pneumonia. grippe DAYS. Hypo-Cod Is
pure. wholesome, modern and powerful
and IL costs very little compared with
results Avoid substitutes. All druggists
have Hypo- Cod.--Advertisement-
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06
What to Eat and Why
A Natural Supply of Vitamin

bran content to stimulate intestinal
action, are supplied by Grape-Nuts.
Many of our modern, arefnedn
foods lack these vitality necessary
elements.
Grape-Nuts digests easily and
is assimilated quickly, and is splen-
didly nourishing and energizing.
You'll find better health and fit
ness, in the natural way, with
Grape-Nuts as a regular part Of
your diet.
There's genuine economy in
pe-Nuts-many servings Of this
exceptionally nourishing food to
the package. At your grocer's-
ready to serve. Grape-Nuts-ths
Body Builder. There's Reason"
Made by Postum Cereal Co.. Incs
Battle Creek, MichiSaa.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

Jesse Lasky, the movie magnate.
was talking about the woes CT post
war foreign travel.
I'm Paris the ether day." he said.
Il met an American In the har Of one
Of the hotels de luxe.
at is costing me here in this hotel.
the American said, as he fcrked out
about So for a glass Of bee-'well,
1t is costing me here Just 5000 francs
a week
But your quarters said l. Very
spacious. chr
@cuartersY he grunted. You mean
eighths.'
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06
A sickly Child

Mahcningtown, Pal would Ike
70 say q few words about Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
About year ago thought it would
be necessary for me TO take my
daughter out Of school. She was
losing weight, was nervous, and
when she would come home from
school she would drop into chair and
cry, and say. Mamma, ! don't believe
I can go to school another day l. !
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06
MRS. ]. MILLER
TELLS OF CAIN
Declares Tanlac 0vercame
Stomach Trouble, Restoring
Health, Strength and
Weight.

Il am now strong and happy and 90
about my homework singing, so
think Il is only natural that / should
praise Tanlac, since that is what has
given me such splendid health" de-
clared Mrs. j. Miller, 1i0 Johnston
Ave, Kearney, N. j.
For year before | started taking
Tanlac WAS simply in wretched health
from stomach trouble and a rundown
condition. My appetite left me, was
eating scarcely enough to keep going
and was often so weak | could hardly
do any homework. My food often dis
agreed with me, and would have suf-
locating spells and heart palpltatlon
that nearly drove me frantic.
my mother had been helped won
derfully by the Tanlac treatment. and
when she advised me TO take II start
ed right in. 1t has built me up I've
pounds. my digestion is perfect, my
appetite splendid, and am always
talking Tanlac now. 1t is simply
grand"
Tanlac is sold by all good druggists.
Over IS million bottles sold.-Adyer-
tisement.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

The word "vitamin" is new, but
the thing itself is as old as the
human race. 1t is the energizing,
vitalizing, growth producing ele-
ment in the right food. Its abb
sence is a serious fault of the
wrong food. When the food is
right, there is no need to go to the
drug store for Vitamin.
Grape-N Nuts, the famous ready
to-eat cereal, supplies the natural
Vitamin from the wheat, and fur
Their supply is included in the cream
or milk with which Grape-Nuts Is
eaten.
Grape-Nuts is delightfully."- crisp
and appetizing, with a favor which
happily suggests the wholesome,
health building goodness which the
food contains. Phosphorus and
Iron as well az Vitamin, with q
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06
MAKE Ii YouRsELEI

Hair wave, gloss, golden-gllnt,
shampoo and other personal items can
easily and quickly be made. Send for
FREE list with instructions or In
clude sc and receive your choice Of
15c package Of ingredients, Economy
Drug Co., Newark. N. Advertise
ment.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

The boss sent the bookkeeper out to
buy him a ticket to Chicago. After
several hours the bookkeeper came
back with the ticket.
"Took you long time" grunted the
boss.
swell, was just behind girl who
was planning her next summers tour"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06
-CATARRH

Catarrh is a Local disease greatly In
fiuenced by Constitutional conditions.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE con-
sists OF an Ointment which gives Quick
Internal Medicine, a Tonic. which acts
through the Blood on the Mucous Sur
faces and assists in Riding your System
OF Catarrh.
Sold by druggists for over 10 Years.
F. ]. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, o.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

MY husband is queer"
"Why SOP
"When he's out with the boys he
tells me that he can't be the first one
to break up the party; when he goes to
a dance with me he is always the first
one to want to go home"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06
A Mothers Advice Prevents
Operation

Corona, N. VI had q terrible
pain in my left side and had to 60 to
bed every 20 often. Doctors had told
me I must be operated on, but 1 do
not believe In the knife and would
rather suffer than 60 through II My
mather also did not believe In Il and
she made me take Lydia Z. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound because
1t had helped her. II has also helped
me for l am better and able 70 DO all
my work. I recommend your medi-
cine and give you permission to use
my letter as testimonial "-Mrs.J.
BUSCH, Jr., II s. Railroad Avenue,
Corona N
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

She-Can it be that you really love
me? know am not beautiful.
He But | care nothing for beauty.
She-oh, indeedl So you do not
hesitate to insult me Already Please
consider our engagement at an end.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

First Dentlst-What do you think of
my new offices? You see, the fire es-
cape here makes my waiting room one
of the safest places in the building.
Second Dentlst-Safe nothingl I
lost 10 patients that way.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

Let us learn the meaning Of econ
omy. Economy is high human Office
IA sacrament when Its aim is grand.
when 1t is the prudence of simple
tastes. when 1t is practlced for free
dom, or love or devotlon.-Emerson
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

Oflicer-When arrested this won.
an, your honor. she talked to me as II
| were her own husband.
Maglstrate-That's 10 way to talk
to an officer of the law. Fined SOS or
five days.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

1--WE got a hundred aces" said the
bridge player enthusiastically.
Whereupon the old poker player.
who had never tackled bridge. said:
"Td like to play my favorlte game
with deck like that"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

Clara-I don't care what you say.
she has n good disposition. She's
always willing to kiss and make up.
Madge-She generally does her
making up" first.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

Mrs. Benham-can't you hear what
say7
Benham-My dear. ! have been
married so long that have lost my
EAR for CHR music
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06
Availability.

How did you get started in poll.
ticsf"
''The party needed candidate" re-
piled Senator Sorghum, .just at a
time when about everybody except me
had job he couldn't afford to leave"
Washington Star.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

"What do you think of this latest
free-verse effusionT
81 understand twenty-four of its thir.
ty-eight lines"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

my youngest sister is engaged"
We'll, girlIe7" II was Just wonder
n.y." "About whatT
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

Chorus girls in the aisles. heysr
Don't be foolish. Many of our so.
ciety people come late to the theater."
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06
DIDN'T DO so BADLY


I've never seen a COW condensed.
Nor any OF that ilk;
Bat every mllkmaid knows the COW
Is pressed TO give her milk.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

There Is probably difference be-
tween cancellng a debt and never col.
lecfing It.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

The first lesson in charity is to give
away things you don't need.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

Wrirht's Indian vegetabls Pills contain
aothIng but vegetable Ingredients. which act
gently a. tonic and purEative BY stimu-
htion and not BY irritation. Advertisement.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

High salaries don't pay unless
hltched TO high ability.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

The largest nexlorei spot on the
map is Roba-el-khall in southern
Arabia,
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

Marriages are made in heaven. but
most of the preliminaries are arranged
In the porch swing.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

Traces OF the most ancient cave
men found in Europe seem to identify
them with the Eskimos.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

Nowadays a brave mans adventures
all take place in his pocket book.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

Avoid disputes. Argument is like a
Eatern elo1-good only when served
cold.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

On Their Way.
"We may as well give up trying to
get into society,"" said Newrich in dis
souragement THE barrier is insur-
nountable."
"Nonsensei" returned Mrs. New
rich. "We1l get over II In time"
"Whati have we wlngs7' he ex-
postulated.
mo, but our money has said his
wife.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06
LO0K BEFoRE YotT LIZ
Forerunners,

Already the yellow aconite lifts a
smiling face to welcome me. :.
The snowdrop, sweet forerunner Of
the blooms of spring, Is even now
abroad announcing its silent faith of
a coming lowered company. Z.
Ward.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06
nE SAW AlM

Mrs. Pott-Did you see the doctor
ast night, dear7
Pott-(absentmIndedly-Yes, saw
aim and went him several bet-I mean.
saw him for moment. | forgot TO
tell him to call and prescribe for you.
ri telephone for him as soon as | get
to the office.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

Queer how a mans better half Is al
ways looking for his worst side.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

Old Offender.
There was recently brought before
police Judge in Atlanta a culprit to
whom, among others, the magistrate
put this question:
"Where were you born1"
Memphis"
"And were you brought up thereT
"Yes. Yo' Honor, We often"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

At times You get Just what you want.
and at other times a good salesman
waits on you.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1923-04-06

When you reel blue turn to the obltu-
airy column and feel glad you're alive.
Evening star., 1923-09-07
GAR. ENDS SESSION
OF 1923 MEETING.
Officers Installed With For
mality of Regular u. S.
Army.
By the Associated Press.

By the Associated Press.
MILWAUKEE,, Wis, September .
With all the formality of the Regular
United States Army. the officers of
the National Ct. A. r., elected late
yesterday, were installed here today,
the delegates then turning their at
fention to choosing the 1924 encamp-
nent city.
Both Boston and Pasadena are in
the running for the honor, with Bos-
ton holding the favor of the majority.
vt headquarters it was announced
That the majority of the veterans
would be ready to leave for their
homes late this afternoon and by
tomorrow morning Milwaukee's en-
. tfItalnment of the National G. A. K.
Will have been completed
Elect Snltzgaber.
Gaylord NJ. Saltzgabcr of Vanwert
Ohio. was unanimously elected COM
mander-i n-chirf of the National Grand
Army Of the Republic shortly before
pm yesterday.
Opposing Commander Saltzgaber
were Frank a. Walsh OF Milwaukee
ana Dr. l.. +. Arensburg of Union
town. Pa. both of whom were de-
cidred in 1.-THE rage to the finish at
the opening of the afternoon session.
commander-in-chi James w. Will
lett called for the report of the
committee on resolutions. and
heated debated which lasted for
more than two hours developed
following Introduction of Il r.sp-
luton sponsored by New York de-
partment which, when finally adopt
ed, VIII permit the Sons of Veterans
TO attend post meetings. but will not
permit them vote in the delibera-
uonS of the organization.
Those sponsoring the resolution de-
clared II is the first step to perpet-
uate the Grand Army of the Rtpub-
lie. The new head of the organiza-
zion was elected by arcla nation his
opponents withdrawing.
Mr.. Walsh was elected senior vice,
Gonlnander-inchef and c. r. Leech
Of Baltimore was, chosen Junior vice
com chief, neither hav wing
opposition. Charles l.. Shurgur OF
Auburn. n Y. was elected chaplain
in-chicf and DIR. Charles Burrin of
Kansas CITY was named to succeed
DR.. George T. Harding of Marion
Ohio, father of the late President, as
surgeon-in- chief
II. y. Hall. of Columbus. Ohio. was
fund. completing the list of national
officers.
Mrs Thayer Chosen.
Mrs. DuuSlIa ingalls, Thayer. Chi
ca6o. was elected national president
Of the Daughters of Veterans. Other
officers include Mrs Mayvelle Ply
mier. San Francisco, senior vice pres
ident. and Mrs. Katherine Compton
Chicago. secretary.
The naval veterans also elected of.
fcerS. l.uumiS SCofeid. commodore
commanding the National Association
of Naval Nett rams was reelected for
the sixth term, as We're all other
officers.
Miss ]. Florence Lud Of Boston was
appointed i assistant secretary. in
charge of the active work of that
Office.
Evening star., 1923-09-07
25c Scrirns, z

Yard wide Scrims
or sheer quality
W hite Marq uiSette,
for curtai inS !;
lengths from 10 to
20 yards. but will
cut any number of
wards
Evening star., 1923-09-07

Fiber Silk Knit
Neckwear, pl al m
and fancy weave:
stripes. figures and
novelty patterns;
also plain colorS
Evening star., 1923-09-07
Positive Proof.
From the Baltimore News.

From the Baltimore News.
JulIa-The boys seem to have a
poor opinion of Helen, don't they?
Jennie-No wonder. The poor
dumbbell thinks that a doughboy is
a fortune hunter.
Evening star., 1923-09-07
Stationery

& orr eSpondence
Cards, with gold
edge; "a cards and
envelopes to match
Evening star., 1923-09-07

Chldren's School Umbrellas, factory SEE
onds and odd lots; fine quality America
(cotton) taffeta and gloria covers. wit
taped edges; fast black and rainproof; a:
sorted novel and pleasing handles for boy
and girls. s.......................
Evening star., 1923-09-07
19c Towels, ? for

Hemmed II uC X
Towels. soft alb
Sorbent w c av @.
good size. TWO
Tor ,....... .......
Evening star., 1923-09-07
39c Stamped

Stamped Scarfs
and Centers. good
q u ality w h i t e
linene; va ri Gus
neat designs .....
Evening star., 1923-09-07
Turkish Towels

T. X I + a ) z e
Bleached Turkish
Towels, seconds of
regular 75c values
Evening star., 1923-09-07
30c Black Sateen

36-inch q | a & k
Sateen. suitable for
petticoats. bloom
erS. etc. ......-..
tLimit, five yards)
Evening star., 1923-09-07
ST Sofa Cushions

Tapestry s o ( a
G. u shions, oblong
shape; dark pat
terms .....
(First Floor-Art
Dcpt.D
Evening star., 1923-09-07
Boys 69c to ST
BlOuses.

Sport Blouses, of
white oxford. tan
and striped madras.
others of khaki:
made with long
sleeves: sizes 7 TO
16 years.
Evening star., 1923-09-07
15c Toe Guards, 3 Prs.

Glove SIR Toe
Guards. in gray
and brown, also a
few pair of white.
Hosiery Dept.D
Evening star., 1923-09-07
45c Shirting Madras
30c PillOWcases

4JX36 Bleached
PillOwcaSeS. correct
size for regulation
pillows; close. even
thread quality.
each .............
Evening star., 1923-09-07
15c Embroidery
3 YdS.

Swiss and Cam
brio EmbroiderieS HC
edgings anu inser- ~
tionS, vari iOuS %cN
widths .........
Evening star., 1923-09-07
Misses Union Suits
? for

Misses uZe y
Knit Union Suits,
with built-up
S h o u lder straps, (
t i & h t and shell
knee ,...,.,.. !
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1923-04-12
DOROTHY DIX DISCUSSES LIFE
TALKS ON HEART AND HOME

love is made Of sterner stuff. he
knows what he wants, and when he
has found the one woman who salts
fies his needs, his heart cleaves TO
her and he loves her with a passion
of which no boy is capable.
The woman who marries a wild"
over, and who bemoans her fate be-
cause she is his second choice, may
comfort herself with the thoughG
that the second wife. is very often
far more beloved than the first wife
was. The first wife represents the
mans immature taste and judgment.
He picked her out when all that he
sought in wife was a living picture
and a good dancing partner.
Bitter experience taught him that
man wants many things in wife
besides beauty, and that you dance
very little in matrimony. You have
only to look at the ill-assorted mid
dle.aged couples that you know to
recognize that their husbands and
wives were the selection of children,
and that they were the last people
on earth they would pick out if given
second choice,
Not many of us maintain choc.
olate cream appetite through lifea
nor has the poor chocolate cream
which has palled on our palate the
ability to turn itself into the caviar
that our sophisticated appetitea
i crave.
Therefore, the woman who is seq
ond choice should burn joss sticks
before her gods instead of putting
ashes on her head, for she may ba
very sure that whatever her man ada
mires and desires IN woman, she IS
1t, and that he is never going to get
! tired of her or change. ii
Matrimony has for him none %
that horrible shock that a man ex@
periences when he finds out for the
first time that it costs money to run
a home and that Paris frocks do not
| grow like chicken feathers on Al
woman's back, and that even the
most angelic wives have temners
and temperaments and have to- be
handled with gloves.
! For these and q hundred other
reasons no woman has a, right to
be jealous Of her husbands first
wife. Rather should she look upon
] her as her best friend.
Copyright, 1920
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1923-04-12

ish to the Egyptians and to his
brothers, but Joseph never forgot
that he was in the presence of God,
and Gods will meant everything to
him. His father adopted these two
boys as his own, and they got all
that would have been their father S,
because of their fathers choice for
them, not because of anything that
they deserved. CAS- adopted sons we
inherit everything that Jesus, the
only begotten Son, has not because
of anything that we deserve, but be-
cause of His choice for u.s.
Joseph thus became the patriarch.
He lived almost as many years
longer, as he had already lived then,
and after his fathers death. taking
his fathers place as the head of the
tribe.
The Prophet
When he was 10 years old he
died. but before he died he exacted
of his descendants a promise that he
should not be buried in Egypt, but
that his body should be carried with
them back to the land of promise
when God took them back. He might
have been buried there at once as
Jacob had been, but he preferred
to have his body share with his
brethren the exile in Egypt until
such a time as God was ready to
fulfill His promise and carry them
all back. He therefore became a
proplIet-.that embalmed body was
a constant prophecy that would in
spire hope in the fulfilIment of God S
WORD every time that one of the
people looked at it.
Four hundred years after the Z;
had come down, Moses let the 1000,
| 000 out through all the 40 years il
the wilderness that Egyptian casket
carrying the body of the prince
Observation-Disclosures preserver-
patriarch-prophe was an inspira
ton to faith and fulf1llment.
Joseph was great because he was
conscious of and lived constantly in
! the presence of the living God. Are
YOU living in Him and He in you?
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1923-04-12
Munsey to Publish
Miniature Newspaper

NEW YORK, April 9.-The New
York Herald announces today that
commencing tomorrow it will issue
miniature newspaper for the busy
man which can be read in ten min
utes, in addition to the regular edi-
ton.
Frank A Munsey, the publisher,
in making the announcement, says:
1.-THE average man hasn't more
than about twenty minutes for his
morning newspaper. E. The truth
is that the average man with so
little time for his morning newspa-
per doesn't get very far with the
news of the day. Twenty minutes
cannot do the work of twenty hours,
and there is well-nigh twenty hours
of reading in copy of the New
York Herald"