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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-05-07
Notas de Sport

cabo Ell viernes de la pasada semana
en- la Liga de la Parada ocho y por
los nifos de La Escuela Brumbaugh, de
la cual es principal la Sra. Loubriel,
una serie de ejercicios calistenicos que
llamaron grandemente la atenci6n de
los padres y funcionarios del Departa-
mento de instruction ALI presentes. La
uniformidad en- la ejecucion de dichos
ejercicios ponen muy on alto Ia labor
del instructor sr. Faberlle y la dis
ciplina de los nifios hacen honor al cuer
po de maestros de dicho plantel. Nues-
ira fehcitaci6n todos por los progre-
so2 hechos.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-05-07
UNION DE coNoc1Dos


P-oximamente habra de convocarse
Tara una reunion tendente al fomento
de los deportes en- esta capital. Entire
los elementos de mas entusiasmo en-
asuntos deportivos que asistiran a dt-
cha reunion contamos al Lcdo. Ramirez
Santibafiez,, Mr.. Keelan, Barcel6 Jr.,
Don Pepe Rullan, don Juan Roig. DR.
Torregrosa, Isidoro Colon, Paco Iriar-
te, Pepe Andreu, Rogue y otros y otros.
qidenes trataran de presentar ell plan
para dotar "a San Juah del mejor cam
Pc para deportes en- general. Esperamos
p1onta convocatoria y gran actividad
Tara la realization de esta obra que
Sc hace una de las mayores necesidades
de esta ciudad Capital que cada dia
tlene mayor poblaci6n.
sERIE SAN GERMAN-RADIo-YAUCo
En- Ell oeste hay la tendencia de TO-
nientar el campeonato de pelota entire
equipos de segunda Y los teams Radio.
de Mayagiiez, San German, de Las Lo.
mas y Yauco, de la zona cafetera. ha-
Iran de ser los llamados disputarse
el honor de ser los que discutan dicho
campeonato. No dudamos podran jugar.
Sc estos juegos entire ST y decidir uui6n
eS quien entire los equipos de segunda
en- e. oeste.
20 GERRISH JR
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-05-07

LA GREcA, ell meior restaurant
de San Juan, Tetuan 21.-AdVt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-05-07
ANUNCIOS CLASIFICADOS

Sc ALQUILA sitio muy fresco en- Mi
ramar la mitad de la casa. $25.00, con
dos habitaciones. Stop No. IL Carrete-
ra Nueva No. 4. Telefono No. $50
Verde. So
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-05-07

LA GREcA, ell mejor restaurant
de San Juan, Tetuan 21.-AdVt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-05-07
Ell SR. EsTEBAN GARCIA VISTA
LA LOzA

FL conocido empresario poncefo Sr.
Fsteban Garcia cuien esta altamente
interesado en- que la novena PUERTO
RICO SPORTS visite nuevamente
Ponce, Sc encuentra en- San Juan en-
aSuntos de sus multiples empresas he
mos tenido el gusto de estrechar su
diestra. Nos dice ell amigo Garcia que
no We Ell por que de no concertarse iue-
COS en- Ponce con ell SPORTS. Agrega
que Ell PONCE esta formidable. colo
sal, y que puede hacer frente cna,-
ouier equipo que Sc le presente. Dice
ademas que en- Ponce Sc habIa de ami.
mosidad contra Ell SPORTS, pero uue
no We motives para clio, dado que el
manager Rogue Quiere llegar a un en-
teEdido para efectuar juegos con oil
PONCE. Ell amigo Garcia Sc propone
ttnlar este asunto bajo su atenci6n a
sH vuelta Ponce.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-05-07

SoLARES al Contado a Plazos muy
Hbera1es. A un precio sumamente mo-
dico puede I'd. adquirir un solar en- Ell
n;ejor sitio de Hato Rey, parada 3s, con
solo pagar de contado ell 80 por ciento
y e! resto, el 10 por ciento del costa de
Ia propiedad, en- pagos semestrales. Pi-
da informes Manuel Rojas, Allen
II 1I2. TelefonO 579, San Juan. 6-3
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-05-07

sE ALQUu.A Gale Europa No. 20 rs,
Quina America casa concrete nuewa:
Altos Departamentos. Bajos ample
lscal para comercio CON aparadOrsc.
NFoRMARAN On Ia mismA casa. F.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-05-07

Sc vENDE.-Una casa nueva, de
MADEIRA concrete, cuatro habitacio-
mes. dos servicios sanitarios, cocina de
gas, Sc deis algo en- hipoteca. Tel. s4s.
Box 661.-5-o.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-05-07
PONCE HIGH" oBTIENE LA
CoPA "WILsoN'5


Cupo el honor de obtener la 'Copa
Wilson, donada por ell Departamento
de instruction, al team de pelota de
Ia Escuela Superior de Ponce. A pesar
de que Ell campeonato escolar aIin no
estaba decidido, pues La High de Ca
guas lie faltaba jugar con las escuelas
saperiores de Aguadilla Y Bayamon. Y
Ia Central High de San Juan tambien
h2bria de v6rselas nuevamente con Ca
guas High, ell inspector general de cuI.
tura fisica Mr.. Keelan determine dar
por concluida la contienda adjudic6
ell ''trofeo" a la invencible "Ponce
High. Els I'm honor bien merecido ell
ccnceder la 'tCopa WILSON, la ''Pon-
ce High" pues tenemos que reconocer
la4superioridad que en- pelota tiene di-
cha alta escuela, pudiendo jugar aquel
euripo con igual soltura que 10 hace
contra la Central High, con cualuuiera
de los equipos insulares que figuran en-
prsmera Inca. Como ejemplo citemos un
JTego veriicado contra ell SPORTS en-
que dichos boys jugaron sdmirablemen
te bien. Nuestra felicitaci6n por la adj
judicaci6n de la "Copa wilson por
81 triunfo obtenido al enthusiastic prin-
clpal de dicha escuela MIR. Murvey, al
instructor atletico de Ponce Sr. Cor
dian, tambien al amigo Daviu, ca,
pitan de la novena.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-05-07

Hno JAPoNEs. Superior . cuantos
Sc han empleado para coser mano y
= maquina, por su hexibilidad y tor
sion especial Les MuchachOs, San
Juan, P. B. P.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-05-07

LA GRECA, ell melor restaurant
de San Juan, Tetuan 21.-AdVt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-05-07

EN- LUNA % ALTOS, Sc alquila un
local independence con vista la ca
lie propio para oficina. Informara en- Ia
mIsma. Ga
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-05-07

REXo.- Camaras fotografcas y tods
clase de accessories. No tienen NADIA Que
envidiar ninguna otra marca. VCa el
surtido que tenemOs. Los Mucha:nos,
San Juan, P. r. 6-3
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-05-07

Sc ALQUILAN dos casas modernas en-
santHrce, una en- la parada Is y otra
en La Gale Lola, precios m6dicos'
f. MENDIA, Tel. 12, San Juan, 81
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-05-07
INAUGURATION 11eA DE CAYEY

A paso agigantado Sc han venido ha-
ciendo los trabajos en- la Ldga de Ca
yey La administrator de dicha liga
t,ene Ell irme prop6sito de inaugurarla
el sabado IL de mayo y dos juegos ell
domingo IS y para la inaguraci6n Sc
trata de combinar tres juegos entire
los equipos PONCE STARS, HUH1A-
Gao STARS PUERTO RICO
SPORTS. Tambien idea Ell Sr. Mendo-
ga J demas accionistas de aquella Hga,
levsntar un equipo de primera para
nlantenerlo siempre dispuesto luchar
en- aquella zona contra los mejoreS
teams de la isla y contra aquellos vi
sitantes que de vez en- cuanto tenga-
mos. Els una magnifca idea Y. dada la
situacion geograica de la Liga de Ca
ycy, auguramos exito la empresa.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-05-07
CALISTENICos "EsCUEIA
BRUMBAUGH'

Bajo la direction del instructor de
cu'tura fisica Mr.. Faberlle, nev6se a
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-05-07
FOR Ell MUNDo DE LA PELoTA
"J1EETEs" VS.. "oRIENTALEs'
AL CASTILLO

Los fans de buena pelota en- la zona
SUI estaran de placemes al saber la no
t:cia que pr6ximamente, quizas Ell do
mingo 1S del corriente, mediran sus
fuerzas en- los terrenos del Castillo, de
Pence, las aguerridas novenas HUMA-
GAO y PUERTO RICO SPORTS. Los
mencionados equipos han venido Soste-
niendo renida lucha en- La pelota insu-
lar y han seleccionado un campo neu-
tIal para sus pr6ximos encuentros. Ell
adelSnto que ha tenido ell team de los
"grises'' ha sido muy notado reciente-
mente Y, dado al empeno que tienen
Go conquistar Ell actual campeonato In
su:ar, quieren de todos modos arreba-
tar el titulo de campe6n que actual
1nente ostenta ell SPORTS. Sc espera
confirmation de dichos encuentros.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-05-07
Restaurant Angelo

Es 81 establecimiento dondO acuGs Il
mas selecto de Ia isla, per oncOntrarss
sa u como On su csSa.
San Jes6 9.
Evening star., 1923-06-14
Changes in Stations of
! !Arnsy and Many Officers
g OF Interest TO Capital
Army.

Maj Carl A. Waldmann. ordnance
department. at the Massachusetts In
sQtute of Technology, has been or
darsu this city for duty in the Of
fee, o. chief of ordnance, War De-
p1rtmen
First Lieut.. Frank f. Monville
Qpartermaster Corps. in this city, has
bee} detailed as constructing quarter
master of the United States Veterans
Hospital at Little Rock. Ark.
Capt. B. H. Hinman, judge advocate
at the War Department. has been or
dered to Omaha. Neb.. for duty.
sIeut. Col. Thomas w. Brown, in
f$s1try, at Fort Leavenworth. Kan,
has been ordered to Honolulu, Hawaii,
for duty.
sapt. John 5. Bragdon, Corps of
Engineers. at the Carnegie Institute
oG Technology. Pittsburgh. Pa, has
been assigned to duty at the United
Scites Military Academy. West Point,
Capt. Clifford A. Eastwood, cavalry.
ar Walter Reed General Hospital, this
city. has been ordered to Fort Sam
Houston for duty with the Texas Ma
1apt. Rene L. Fraile, adjutant gem
been ordered TO Manila, II. l.
Navy.
4ear Admiral Hugh Rodman has
bsen ordered to Alaska for duty.
s'apt. Harry X. Cage has been
transferred from command of the
eE@."EA"" eFer. 70 command OF '"e N0'"-
a4ieut. Commander 4. Z Baughman
of the bureau of engineering has
b9en detailed as naval attache at the
CRited States embassy, Havana, Cuba,
sl.ieut. Commander ii. H Good OF
TIE. battle feet has been ordered To
tie bureau OF navigation, Navy De-
part.
tLieut Commander :. f Helm. com =
nSlrding the Hull has been ordered
tH the Naval Academy
sliieuts. .: l.. Downes and II. v
La lombard. at the Naval Academy.
l. SNc been assigned to the Chewlnk.
S4eut. William T.. Smith, at the
Washington navy yard, has been as
sfGred 1" the battleship West Fir-
-i:nsign Y. +. Blakeslee has been
oSicred t. The Naval Hospital, this
sIEeu,. \. T. Fellows. Dental Corps,
as Guantanamo. Cuba, has been or
dsred IL the Air Station. LAX kehurst.
sTY,e resignation of Lieut.. Joseph
Il: Pelus". Medical Corps. at San
Fsfro, Calf, has been accepted. to
Ike effect June -.
1fcut. Lewis W. johnson. Medical
T5t,pS. in .he Virgin Islands. has been
alelei u the Naval Medical School.
this city.
9ieutS. {. {. Croft and W. II. Har-
I9k with the 1st Marine Brigade,
Ieut au Prince, Haiti, have been or
asrCd 10 tht recruiting station, Hamp-
tEl Roads, Va.
Medical officers at the Naval Med
iC5tl School this city. have been or
dsred TO other stations as follows:
seut. jerome Braun to Raleigh, y.
ca Lieut.. NJ. s Mathis to Philadel-
pHia. Lieut.. II. L. Weer to Great
Lakes. Ill. and Lieut.. D. c. Reyner
II PhIladelphia.
Evening star., 1923-06-14

Blessings on thee, little man, bare
foot boy with cheek of tan"
Brig. David Stitt was inspired to
this poetic outburst by a ragged lit
tie barefoot boy who called at Sal
walton Army headquarters yesterday.
Il want to go to the Fresh Air
Camp" was the youngsters response
as he poked his hands deeper in his
trouser pockets, and tried to stick his
toe in knot hole in the floor.
The commander took the boys name
and address and said he probably
would be able to arrange the two
week outing for him at the army's S
camp, which opens the first of July.
The camp maintained for two
months each summer by the Saliva
tion Army occupies a twenty five
twenty-five miles from the capital,
where accommo ations have been
provided for the entertainment of
from sixty-tive to seventy-five guests
at q time.
The camp site is we'll wooded and
has every facility for a good, health
ful outing, with swimming pool, play
ground apparatus and adequate hous-
ing provisions. Permanent buildings
have been erected for the dining
! hall and kitchen, as well as for in
| door amusementS when inclement
weather makes outdoor life impos.
! sible. Sleeping quarters are for the
most part i'll tents, with good board
! floors
The army recently issued it's appea
| for SIS contributions to the fund fol
the Fresh Air Camp. that amount
Evening star., 1923-06-14

In evidence of this he called atten-
ton to a recent meeting on Long Is
land Of a "band of hooded and masked
men, gathered in a corn field to pro-
test against the Importance and in
fuence Of Catholics in the affairs OF
the government"
These men were masked to hide
their faces as IL in shame or fear,
Judge Manton said. "They did not
wish to be seen, and the natural
question is-why? They not only de-
fed a criminal law of our state, but
they defied the age-old law that the
accuser shall face the accused.
why, In this enlightened age. are
there thousands of American citizens
masked and in the dark, practicing
the trades and conduct of men
ashamed of their acts and declara-
tionS?"
Evening star., 1923-06-14
RAGGED, BAREFOOT BOY PLEADS
FOR FRESH AIR CAMP OUTING

covering all expenses for one child for
two weeks. including transportation
by train to and from the camp, and
meals and lodging during his stay at
the camp. .... .-
The citizens committee in charge
of the campaign for the army's
$4,000 budget fund recently decided
to raise a special fund for the camp
and Rudolph Jose. chairman. said the
appeal was meeting with ready re-
sponse. particularly during the re-
cent hot spell.
Evening star., 1923-06-14
MENACE TO, CATHOLICS
SEEN BY Federal JUDGE
Calls Attention to Recent Meeting
Of Band of Hooded and
Masked Men.

BY the Associated Press,
NEW YORK, June 14.-Federal
Judge Martin T. Manton, speaking at
the commencement exercises OF. st.
Joseph's College for Women, In
Brooklyn, declared last night that the
right to religious freedom Of the
Catholic church Is being menaced and
abridged In many parts of the coun-
try
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-23
Ordinance Governing Water Works
Adopted by Council.

An ordinance establishing rules
and regulations governing the city
water works, tapping of mains, lay
ing of pipes, etc, was adopted at the
meeting of the council Tuesday
evening. The ordinance will be
published in the local newspapers
next week, after which it becomes
effective.
In connection with the water works
the question Of the city finding a
source of supply came zap The
matter was placed in the hands Of
the water committee.
Forty-two applications for permits
to conduct soft drink parlors were
read and licenses granted
The city attorney read an opinion
defining the duties of the city health
officer and city physician.
II was voted to purchase a truck
for use by the fire and water depart
ments Bids for the same will be
called for
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-23
NINTH INNING RALLY BRINGS
VICTORY TO HURLEY
After Having Game Tucked Away
for Seven Innings Bessemer Is
Defeated 3 to 2.

A ninth inning rally that brought
victory to Hurley furnished climax
to a good game of baseball at the
local park Sunday afternoon. By
winning the game to 2 Hurley
copied the third of the series of
three games with Bessemer. The
first went to Hurley and the second
to the Michiganders.
Sundays game was full of thrills
and was exciting from start to finish.
1t was one of the best games staged
this season and delight to a fair
sized crowd of ardent fans.
1t was Hurley's game, but not
until the last act could the locals
cinch it. Four times in as many
innings Hurley had men on second
and third, but each time they were
doomed to disappointment. Hurley
gathered IA hits off HOeft, enough
to win any game. But the breaks
seemed to be with the visitors and
they managed to spoil many chances.
With the score standing 2 to / in
Bessemer's favor Hurley went to
bat in the final frame. Red"
Hunt was first up but grounded and
was put out at first Clifford walk
ed Leo Hunt followed with line
drive between second and third and
Baerwald scored Clifford with a
drive to the center field fence
Neatly then lifted one over the left
field fence that brought in the de-
Gliding score.
Bessemer scored one in the first
and one in the second, while the best
that Hurley could do up to the
ninth was one in the first inning.
The tabulated score:
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-23
DEPENDS UPON FRoSTS
1t Bushes Escape Freeze, a Large
Crop of Blueberries viii Result.

Early reports on the 1923 blue
berry crop were that it would be
rather short Present indications
point to one of the largest in the
Northern Wisconsin. providing frosts
fail to materialize.
The bushes are fairly loaded with
partly formed berries, and the
present weather conditions are for
a perfect formation. Warm weather
and plenty of rainfall has placed the
crop out of danger except from
nomadic frost, should such a thing
happen at this time of the year
1t has been three seasons since
bumper crop was given US. Then
there We're thousands of bushels
gathered in by the thrifty housewife,
and still thousands were never
gathered in this section. The
BURBERRY fields west of Conover
thousands of acres in extent, are
covered with what has the appear
ance of a mighty big. crop Of blue
berries when the season advances far
enough for them to ripen Eagle
River News.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-23
GASOLINE TAX WOULD GO INTO
EFFECT JULY /.
Believed That Governor Blaine VIII
Sign Measure Providing For
Two Cent Tax.

Madison-On July Wisconsin
becomes one of SO states of the
union that have a gasoline tax in
effect.
The gasoline tax for road purposes
has become almost universal
throughout the country Seventeen
states had gas tax on January
and others have since passed such
measures.
Nothing now remains to put the
two cents a gallon on gasoline into
effect in Wisconsin except the
signature of Gov. John J. Blaine and
the governor is not likely to veto the
bill.
Reports from states where the law
is in effect are that it has worked
out in highly satisfactory way and
there is little indication of attempts
to evade payment under the tax
exemption clause.
The law provides that the first
dealer who sells the gasoline shall be
liable for the tax. This means
the wholesaler. Dealers are requir-
ed to register with the supervisor Of
inspectors of Illuminating oil. This
department has existed for some
time and its duty has been to
inspect all gasoline shipped into the
state.
Under the new law every dealer is
required to file report with the
secretary of state giving the amount
of gasoline sold in the previous
month on which the tax has not been
paid and remit to the office the
amount of tax that has been
collected.
Provisions are made for exemptng
from payment of the tax Of gasoline
not used for power purposes in motor
vehicles on the public highways.
Whenever a person purchasing
gasoline shall certify in writing that
ii is to be used in a stationary
engine, farm tractor, motor boat,
manufactures, science or in any
other way than in propeling a motor
vehicle on the public highways, the
dealer win deduct the amount Of the
tax from the sale price
The certificate is to be signed +
the purchaser on forms provided ana
with the filing Of this with the
secretary of state within 80 days
will entitle the dealer to reimburse
ment for the taxes paid,
A copy Of the names of all those
securing gasoline under the exemp-
ton clause must be kept by the
dealer and open to public inspection.
The whole theory of the law is that
all gasoline taxes under it's terms viii
be paid by the wholesaler, thus
avoiding large administrative
force to enforce it.
The gasoline tax it is estimated will
raise S3,000,0 600 a year
The automobile weight tax bin is
also in the hands Of the governor
This measure will require auto
owners to pay from $40 to $2G a
year for a license instead Of flat
SO.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-23
Watch Highway Marks.

Tourists who win tour in WIscon-
sin this season are warned by the
state Highway Commission to watch
the shape Of the highway marks
which advise the wise Of what is
coming. A circular sign means
Railroad Crossing Ahead" a dia-
mond sign means "Slow Down; CIT
Car Under Control" square sign
means a right angled turn ahead.
The signs now being erected win be
one foot outside the shoulder Of the
road and visible both day and night.
Markers are being put up TO give the
names Of lakes and streams along the
highways, and TO mark the places
where the state highways cross the
state line Roads are in good shape
nearly everywhere, tho some detours
are made necessary BY construction
work
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-23
Hurley National Bank Installs
Burglar Alarm. :

The work of installing a burglar
alarm system at the Hurley National
Bank was completed this week. A
representative of the Cannon Ball
Alarm company of Minneapolis did
the work.
The banks vault has been COM
pletely surrounded by small wires,
the walls, ceiling and the floor.
There are two circuits, an open and
a closed, the wires being connected
with a battery and with an alarm
located on the outside of the bank
building. Any attempt at breaking
into the vault would start the alarm,
which is operated automatically by a
clock.
1t also serves as protection
against daylight holdups. Should
robbers enter the bank the employees
could give the alarm by stepping on
a button conveniently located under
meath the cashiers wicket.
Advertise in the News.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-23

The following real estate transac.
ton have been recorded in the
register of deeds office.
Edward W. Frost and wife OF
Milwaukee to S. S. Curry of Iron
wood. Und. one-half of Lot l and
Und. one-half of Lots 2 and 3, sec
ton %, township 43, range 3 east.
Anton Wyszynsli and wife to
Rosario Sicchio. Lot 8, block 10,
P. & G. D. Co.'S Addition to Hurley.
John Kampe to f. S. Hagen. Und.
one-half of Lot /, section 81, town
ship 43, range 4 east.
Iron County Land and Timber
company to Jack JUST. East one
half of the northeast quarter of the
northeast quarter and east one-half
of the southeast quarter of the
northeast quarter, section 4, town
ship 46, range east
Elizabeth LeGendre to James
Summers. West one-half of Lot
2, block l, N. C. |. Co.'S Addition to
Hurley.
Edward w. Frost and wife, of
Milwaukee, to E. H. Bouch of
Chicago. Govt lot 3, section "a,
township AZ, range east.
A. Kaartinen and wife and John
Kataja and wife to Jacob JUST.
West one-half of the northwest
quarter of the northwest quarter and
west one-half of the southwest
quarter of the northwest quarter and
the east one-half of the east one-half
of the northeast quarter of section A,
township 46, range east.
Herman Heinricks and wife, of
Bessemer, to Samuel Sargent of
Mercer. Lots and Z, block 2,
village of Mercer. Price $4,000.
d. J. Arpin of Wisconsin Rapids to
the Lake Region Land Co. East one
half of the southeast quarter of
section 8, township Al, range A
east.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-23

Since worry makes a man bald
what a pity he can't worry with his
face instead Of his head.