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The Washington times., 1923-10-04
Virsiaia Women
PatrOnesses for Robin Heed.

Tickets for tho al fresco produc.
tion Of Robin Hood, to Be given
TO night ana repeated On Saturday
afternoon at Good Intent, Mrs.
Minnigercde Andrewsa country home
near Seminary Hill. may be -
cured from Mrs.. Rose Gouverneu
Hoes, the Dupont, or from Mrs.
Richard Parker Crenstaw, 1f4S
Church street. Additional patron
esseg Tor the production OF Owen
Davis drama are q Eroup Of
women from the surrounding coun-
try and Alexandria and Warren
ton. Their active cooperation ~
sures the play Of great success.
Among the number are Mrs. Al
bert Snoot, Mrs. John NJ. Duncan,
Mrs William Boothe, Mrs. Harry
Burke, Mrs. Joseph Dorst, Mrs.
Mauchlin Ntvin. Mrs. Frank Hume.
Mrs. Harry Jewett, Mrs. w. B.
Charles Swan, Mrs. Charles Hoeff,
Cleveland. Mrs. Lydia Spofford.
Miss Agnes Donaldson, Mrs. Elmer
Spiddelk Miss Virginia Slaughter
Mrs. Allan II. Roberts, Mrs. Elipha.
let Andrews, Miss Nancy racket,
Mrs. Hugh Mcclure. Miss Helen
Cummings, Mrs. Arthur Bryant,
Mrs. Harry Beverly, Mrs. o.. w.
Wattles, Mrs. Robert M. Reese, Mrs
Robert Powell, Mrs. Louis Scott,
Miss Kate Uhler, Mrs. OF Saugh-
stadt, Miss Mary Makeley, Mrs. G..
=. Nicol, Mrs. Richard Gibson, Mrs.
David Rust, Mrs. c.. p. Anderton,
Mrs. John S. Barbour, Mrs. Angus
Crawford, Mrs. Stuart Jameson,
Mrs. Gardner Boothe, and Mrs.
Harry Herbert.
The caste are having daily re.
hersals under the direction Of Al.
bert Parr and q committee Of bust.
ness men Of Alexandra. Those TAX.
ing part In the. play are Miss Es.
te1Ie Wentworth, Nina L. Norton,
Mary .Cavahaugh, Catharine Gait,
Margaret Griffith, Albert Parr, ],
=. Birrell, DR.. w. b. Cation, Russell
C0rdrey, Anthony Conlon, Bob
Whitestone. Harry b. Cation, Arthur
]. Rhodes, Frank A. Steele, J. WI.
liam May, W. 81. Calender, and
Claude w. Fletcher.
A group Of subdebs will act a.
ushers on both occasions. The
A1SAan0rla girls are MISS Elizabeth
Boothe, Miss Roselle Burke, a de.
scendant Of Thomas jefferson; Miss
Elizabeth Bryant, Miss Margaret
Cooke. Miss Kitty Reese, the Misses
Howard, Miss Julia Duncan; anu
Miss Caroline Rust. Carter Harri.
son will act "a troubadour.
A member of the caste VIII be
Alexandra Cantacuzene BaIashoff
son of the Princess Mary .Cantaclt
zine, who, during her fathers resi-.
dence in Washington thirty years
ago. when he served an Russian
minister to the United States. iden.
titled herself: with the artist colony
and was one OF the gifted pupils
Of the younger students at the
Corcoran School Of Art. During the
past summer Madame Cantacuzene
Balasheff accepted the Invitation OF
her old friend and fellow student
Mrs. Andrews. for one, OF her boys
and sent her fourth son to America,
where he makes This. home for the
present until his education u more
advanced with HIS mothers friends
The play is being presented fol
the benefit OF the Thomas Jefferson
Memorial F0llnda fioya - 7 p
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Giuen Reception.
There win be q most interesting
and unusual reception at the Arts
Club this evening ct o'clock IN
compliment to Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur
Franklin Musgraye. Mr.. and MIS-.
II. K. Bush-Brown will receive the
guests and the feature Of the eve
ming viii be "a Summer In Nam
tucket. A number Of the members
OF the Arts Club, among them Mr..
and Mrs. Owen Fawcett and Mr..
and Mrs. William caches Fendaus
spend their summers In the inter
esting artist colony Of the little
island.
Mr.. Musgrave has painted some
delightful sketches Of the quaint
New England town and during the
summer when the pageant cele-
brating It's hundredth birthday was
in progress he made some splendid
snap shots Of the pantonnfmes and
the costumes which he win show
the club this evening
Nantucket seems to be the
haven for the artisttcally inclined.
A number OF prominent artists. ac-
tors and scuIptOrs make It their
happy hunting ground In the sum-
mer. Some have homes there an
the year round while others hiber-
nate. Tony Sarg, he Of the Marion.
cites. has Q place there and usually
spends q great deal OF his time
there, while Austin Strong, whose
play. Seventh Heaven, IL now rum
ming In New York, also has q
haven on the Island.
The Rev. Mr.. Werner, Of st. Al
bans Church. WIN cfficiate 81 the
marriage Of Miss Florence Hslmiclx.
daughter Of Brig. Gen. ana Mrs.
Hi d. Helmick, and John Macau-
lay OF Honolulu, which win take
place this evening at the home OF
General and Mrs. .Helmiclx IN Cleve-
land Park. The wedding viii be
simple. with some sixty or seventy
i've old friends OF the bride and
bridegroom present, and both win
be unattended, General Helnicl
win give his daughter IN marriage.
Mr.. Macau1ay and his bride win
make their home at Sch0field Bar
racks. Honolulu. He Ii manager
Of the Army Bank ct Schofield.
The Washington times., 1923-10-04
Society Notes
Continued from Page 1sl

ar. and Mrs. Francis Bedford and
Or. and Mrs. Sears Taylor.
The Washington times., 1923-10-04

Mr.. and Mrs. Rawlins Hume are
arain In town after an EXTENDED
sfav at Rehoboth Beach, Del.
The Washington times., 1923-10-04

Mr.. ana mrs. Miller Kenyon have
returned. after spending some
weeks at their country place on
Long Island.
, 1923-05-26
CHINATOWN'S ATTORNEY
LAUDS FILM DEPICTING
OLD 'BARBARY COAST

Did the earthquake wipe out San
Francisco's Chinatown. or does Du
pont Street still lead from the Occl
dent TO the Orient for the one white
man in ten thousand who has bat
tered down the bulwark Of Chinese
suspicion.
In San Fnnclsco there is a legend
that the spirit OF old Chinatown took
definite shape and drirted away in tho
ball of smoke hat hung over the city
in April. 1906.
The Hon. Dennis o'Hay. attorney
at large for Chinatown. called at
Universal City 10 SEQ how accurately
his Jurisdiction had been depicted in
a recent -photodrama.
He arrived at the gate in a ca
away coat that didn't need TO be
labeled, Attorney at Law" and 4
squ]are-topped brindle derby tina
glowed in the San Fernando sun like
a tin roof. In his hand he carried n
Blackburn stick. knob down and at
the parry; as becomes an Irish gen
tleman in a doubtful ne~lghborhood.
IT have come to see The Shock Z"
he said without the Irish brogue so
essential for German comedians on
the vaudeville stage. 81 have heard
that it shows san Frnncisco's China
town and the earthquake and ] would
like to see IT,"
In the dark Of the projection room
the little old chap from Frisco waited
for a picture TO take him back to the
San Francisco OF 1906. lie found Il.
There was tho Barbary Coast, roor.
ing drunk and headed for hell. There
was Dupont Street. There was Loo
sing'sjolnt. There was the Mandarin
Cafe where "Queon Anne" command
ed the Legion OF Crookdom.
Tho Honorable Dennis oITav
thumped on the floor with his stick.
, 1923-05-26

East Casper; second, Mcdonald. Park;
third, Bowler. East Casper.
Broad jump: C-F1rst. Bulb. Park;
second, Wrightman, Park. third.
Brown. East Casper.
Broad jump: D-Flrst. Bell. North
Casper; second, Keefe. Park; third
Barnett. Park.
Broad jump: First. Firmin.
Park; second, Gallegos. Park; third.
Edwards. East Casper.
Polo Vault: A-First, Eshleman.
East Casper; second, Allsman. North
Casper; third. Duncan. Central.
Pole Vault: B-First, Gibson, North
Casper; second, Mcdonald. PARK
third. Anderson. East Casper.
Pole Vault: C-First. Hicks. Cen
trail; second. Bubb. Park; third. Ell.
more. North Casper.
Pole Vault: D-First, e. Bundy.
West Casper; second. Hicks, West
Casper; third. Dollar. Elk.
Polo Vault: First. Firmin. Park
second. Turner. Central; third. Cock.
ing, North Casper.
, 1923-05-26
SENIORS SCORE IN FIRST NIGHT OF POMANDER WALK
PRODUCTION REFLECTS CREDIT ON CLASS MEMBERS

The setting If "Pomander Walk
deserves mention. The same scene is
used for three acts, nus adding TO
the unity of the play. This scene is
tho space in front Of five houses I'm
which live the Inhabitants of the walk.
The scenery was prepared by the art
department OF thu high school under
tho direction OF Miss Sara Crumpton
n ]. w. Hoyer.
The play itself contains a very pleas.
ing story that has its lights and shad.
ows OF humor and sadness. The story
Is that OF n young girls first love,
forces that threaten TO destroy It. and
tho final conclusion favorable to It's
continuance.
Miss Leila Brown rs the director OF
the production deserves a great dea
of credit.
The auditorium was pretty well pack
ID last night although many persons
preferred to wait until this evening
before viewing the performance.
, 1923-05-26

It would be difficult to select a play
produced by high school students
which has 80 many unusual charac-
tiers hat call foE clever II somewhat
difficult Interpretation as are found in
'Pomander Walk" the three-act com.
edy staged by the senior class of the
Natrona County High school in the
local high school auditorium last
night. and which will be given ngain
tonight.
Miss Helen Simpson and Terence
oMara in the leading roles arc well
supported by capable members of n
cast who spare no pains to make their
work as real and as vivid as 1t is pos
sible to do.
Miss Simpson comes up to the things
MarJolaine Lachesnais. a role that
calls for ~vivacity and constituencies,
lightness and seriousness, but above
all a very fine Interpretation Of the
emotional tur OF a young girl.
Mis- Simpson comes up to the things
required OF her and leaves an impress
sion Of her great ability and great ut.
ness for the part.
The role of Mr.. o'Mara is that or
Lieutenant John sayle. r. N. when
this character first makes his apepar-
ance it ls easy to imagine that no may
turn into a heroic pirate who sails the
high seas or that he may be revealed
ms what he really is, the son of an i'm.
portant man. The roe is well acted
tl.y~oughout.
Among the other characters in tho
play that standout c~onspicuously are
Miss Molly O'Mnra and Roy Gilman.
Both persons carry high comedy a
long way and afford much amusement
by their work. Miss O'Mara takes
the part OF an old maid who desires
to become married to Sir Peter An
trobus played by Mr.. Gilman. She fin
ally succeeds.
, 1923-05-26

of real estate and petition for
order confirming sale, filed in this
court by said administrator on the
21st day of May, 1928.
That Saturday the 10th day Of
June, 1923, at 10 O'Clock a. M, at
the court room of this court is
fixed for the hearing said return,
and at which time said sale of said
property will be confirmed and said
return of sale approved, if no OBJ
j%ections are filed thereto, as pro
vided by law.
This 24th day of May, 1928.
HAZEL C0NWELL
(SEAL) District Clerk,
By Gladys Mooring
Deputy.
Publish May 20, June 2, o., 1923.
, 1923-05-26

"And there" he shouted. IT'S Queen
Anne herselfl'
Tho forgotten woman known as
Queen Anne" ruled tho Barbary
Coast for years and was described by
William Dudley Pelley. who wrote
1.-THE Shock"
In filming tho picture with Lon
CLANCY as the star, Universal select
ed Christine Mayo to impersonats the
underwood beauty and tho accom-
plished actress made the rulo so real
that she was at once Identified by tho
little old fellow who had pleaded her
last cause before a mortal court"
While tho Hon. Dennis O'Hay was
accorded tho FIRST prevlew OF this
Universal-Jewel production. local play
goers arc now having the oppor-
tunity TO SEQ II nt the Wyoming
theatcr starting Sunday.
, 1923-05-26
PARK CAPTURES
TRACK HON0RS

CONTINUED From Page II
North Casper: second. Carey, North
Casper. third. Hensley, North Casper.
High jump: D-First. Bell, North
Casper: second, Hicks. Central; third
Barnett, Park.
High Jump: E-First, Edwards.
East. Casper: second. Firmin. Park;
third. GnlleEocs. Park.
Broad Jump; A-First, Newherder'
Mills; second, Scown, Central; third
Allsman. North Casper.
Broad Jump; B-F First, Yoshio'
, 1923-05-26
NOTICE OF HEARING ON RE,
TURN OF SALE OF REAL
ESTATE


ESTATE
STATE OF WYOMING,
County of Natrona,
IS.
IN DISTRICT COURT, EIGHTH
JUDICIAL DISTRICT
In the Matter of Estate of
THOMAS r. MAJORS,
Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that on
May 10, 1928, William o. Wilson,
the administrator of said estate,
pursuant to order of court, sold at
private sale the following real
estate for the sums stated, the same
being property Of said estate, to-
wit:
Lot numbered one in block num-
bered sixty-six in Sheridan Heights
Addition to the City of Casper,
Natrona County, Wyoming, for
$4,000;
Lot numbered two in block num-
bered sixty-six in Sheridan Heights
Addition to the City of Casper,
Natrona County, Wyoming, for
$500.
Lot numbered one IN block num-
bered eighty-seven in Buffers Ad-
dition to the City of Casper,
Natrona County, Wyoming, for
$4,000;
Lot numbered two in block num-
bered eighty-seven in Buffers Ad-
dition to the City of Casuer,
Natrona County, Wyoming, for
$4,000; and,
Lot numbered three in block mum
I---I .s-LN.r -a,r.. l., n.N1arfu a
dition to the City of Casper,
Natrona County, Wyoming. for
$4,000.
That for further particulars OF
said sale of said property by said
administrator notice will be taken
Of the return and account Of sale
, 1923-05-26

FOR SALE-Two-room house, mod
ern except bath tub; has gas and
lights and gas stove; Just off CY;
$1,000 on easy terms.
Three lots 40x140 feet at corner of
Third n Kenwood; east and south
front: $4,000 cash. Platte River Land
Co, 400 O-S Bldg. Phone 1921.
, 1923-05-26
FOR ESTATE

FOR SALE-Ten lots in southeast
part of city: easy terms. Phone $50.
, 1923-05-26
PERSONAL

MADAM PELKY-Make no mistake
when you undertake anything of
Importance; get my advice; no charge
unless you obtain perfect satisfaction.
144 n. Washington.
, 1923-05-26
FOR SALE-REAL ESTATE

FOR SALE Several lots joining
Evansville OF the west; small pay
ment down. balance easy terms; no
interest. wner 325 S. Durbln. Phone
621.
, 1923-05-26
BUSINESS CHANCES
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

Opportunity for man who ear take
active part either as secretary or
treasurer in fast growing company;
moderate capital puts you on tho in
side. Denver headquarters. Here un-
til Tuesday. Act now. Do not call
through curiosity. Dor S1s. Wyatt
Hotel.
, 1923-05-26
FOR S~ALE-HOUSES

FOR SALE -Two-room house, Just
off Second on South Melrose: price
y 1900, $500 cash, terms on balance.
Phone 2214.
, 1923-05-26

FOR RENT-Two-room partly fur
nished. 432 S. Elm. Phone 630M.
, 1923-05-26

FOR SALE-F1ve-room modern resi-
dence. full basement; garage; well
ocated on pavement; 1880. $1,000
ash. r. Ramon. 242 E. Second. Tel.
'02.
, 1923-05-26

LAND FOR SALE

FOR SALE-32o acres dry land for
81 an acre. r. Ramon, 242 e. Sec
ond. Tel. 1902.
, 1923-05-26

FOR SALE-Taxi line running to
Mills; Maxwell sedans, well estab-
llshed business; guarantee 500 a
week net: have other business. See
Happy, Second and Center. Phone
2O1SR2.
, 1923-05-26

LISTEN HERE-One 50x140foot lot
in cas- Casper; level; city water;
telephone. electric lights. gas and
sewer in alley; sewer assessments and
taxes paid; three blocks from pave
ment; three blocks from school; for
price and terms. Phone 1597W.
, 1923-05-26

FOR SALE-Front part corner lot on
pavement, corner Kirk and Lin
coin. See owner on property.
, 1923-05-26

FOR SALE-New house. full base.
ment, three rooms. breakfast nook
and bath on first floor: will be ready
soon; don't miss this. See owner at
1856 F~igurora. two blocks east OF the
brewery.
, 1923-05-26
BUSINESS CHANCES

FOR sALE-Real estate and insur-
ance business. including a one-year
lease on two rooms. Call at 101 Beck
linger Bldg.
, 1923-05-26

FOR SALE By owner. five-room
modern house, a real home; located
in what is becoming the best part of
town; walks. trees. fence and garden
planted. 41s z. Thirteenth. Phone
1625W.
, 1923-05-26

FOR SALE-Eighty acres. not far
from packing house. right on river;
It is the north half of the southwest
quarter section So township 80 and
range 10; this is n good Investment
and priced at 500 per acre. Address
Box AGO, Tribune.
, 1923-05-26

FOR SALE One small house and
two lots. for quick sale. s575 cash.
1908 Howard.
, 1923-05-26

FOR RENT-Brick store building,
Phone 1946J.
, 1923-05-26

FOR SALE-Five-room u~nfurnished
house, large. pleasant rooms; rea-
.onable terms. Phone 157SM.
, 1923-05-26

FOR SALE-Modern residence OF six
rooms and five finished rooms in
basement; garage. lawn nice lot east
front, $4,000. $4,000 cash. r. Ramon.
\ 242 E. Second. Tel. 7O2.
, 1923-05-26

FOR SALE BY OwNER-Income
property consisting of three houses.
These are not shacks. Very best
rental district near high school.
Houses are strictly modern three
rooms. including large combination
living and dining room. ranges and
Garland enclosed gas heaters. Down
payment of $3.50 90. Rentals will
more than pay the monthly pay
ments required to handle balance.
See C. f. Hoffhine. owner at The
Mills Company. 240 East Second
street. Casper. Wyoming.
, 1923-05-26
HOUSE.

Downtown location: one half block
from Center; II apartments. all fur
nished. and all with private bath; net
income s345 per month Price "
50 900 for lease and furniture. A
splendid opportunity for a steady In
come. Mathers Realty Co.. 255 S.
Center. Phone 1OSSW.
, 1923-05-26
FOR S%ALE-HOUsES

for SALE By owner four-room
house. all modern. hot air heat fun
basement, good chicken house and
fenced in chicken yard, also for sale
thirteen chickens. 131 S. Elk.
, 1923-05-26
O SALE OR RENT

FOR SALE OR LEASE-Lupch and
soft drink par,or doing $50 to $40
day business at Hlco, Wyo., IL miles
west OF Casper. Owner can be seen
there Sunday.
, 1923-05-26

FOR SALE-strictly modern bunga-
low, close in, 5000 per month in
come. See owner. 113 S. Lincoln.
, 1923-05-26

FOR SALE Good lot 50x120 feet,
two blocks east from county hos
pital, block IS. facing Second street.
cheap for cash by owner. Inquire at
11:S S. Walnut. after 5 p. m.
, 1923-05-26
FOR RENT-APARTMENTS

FOR sALE-By owner four three
room apartment house $4,000. $1,000
..sb rent viii more than make
monthly payments. Phone 11s2W.
, 1923-05-26

q RENT-Five-room modern I'M
furnished huse. Phone 1863.
, 1923-05-26
FOR ~RENT-OFFICES

For RENT-office space furnished
goa Bechlinger Bldg.
, 1923-05-26

FOR RENT-New modern four-room
~infurnished house. bath: ready Tor
corner of Twelfth and Fenway street.
Hnply G.. r. Stewart, Iris Theater.
The Dolores star., 1923-01-19
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never
Suspect 1t
Applicants for Insurance Often
Rejected.

Judging from reports from druggists
who are constantly in direct touch with
the public, there is one preparation that
has been very successful in overcoming
these conditions. The mild and healing
influence of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root is
soon realized. 1t stands the highest for
its remarkable record of success
An examining physician for one of the
prominent Life Insurance Companies, in
an interview on the subject, made the as
tonishing statement that one reason why
80 many applicants for insurance are re-
Jected is because kidney trouble is so
common to the American people, and the
large majority of those whose applications
are declined do not even suspect that they
have the disease. DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root is on sale at all drug stores in bottles
of two sizes, medium and large.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this aper-Advertisement.
The Dolores star., 1923-01-19
Railroad Robberies

French railroads in the past three
years have paid a total of :I9S, 800. 900
francs indemnity for merchandise
stolen in stations and transit, lost, or
deteriorated. it was announced recently.
All but n few millions of this sum
which is considerably greater than the
budget voted for Frances army This
year-covered the work of railroad rob-
bers. No wonder that the French
passed legislation increasing greatly
providing in extreme cases the penalty
of hard labor for life.
The Dolores star., 1923-01-19
PUSSY HAD TO COME FIRST
Good Reason Why Impecunious Pair
Couldn't Afford to Steal Cats
Provisions.

A certain artist and his wife-who
IS an artist, tOo-recall an incident of
their early studio days. A friend leav-
ing the city for few weeks left in
their care large, healthy and hungry
looking cat with injunctions to give it
good care. The feline's owner left with
them sufficient funds to keep the cat
IN meat.
The artistic pair, not having at
tained their present success, were the
reverse of affluent at the time.
"There we We're, not eating regular
" ourselves" said the husband the
other evening as he consumed the last
IF large pork chop, land we seldom
had meat. But we had to sit around
and watch the cat eat good liver"
"Why didn't you steal the cats liver
sometimes?" he was asked:
1--WE wanted to-" he answered, 'but
the animal wasn't fat and we were
afraid its ribs would show when its
mistress got back"
The Dolores star., 1923-01-19
RONEHEAD PLAY OF NOAH'S
Asleep at the Switch When He Had
Opportunity to Benefit the
Human Race.

Boneheads have been pulled since
the dawn of light. The idea that any
particular age sees them running wild
is a mistake. The first famous bone
head that history records was pulled
by no less parsonage than old Noah
Noah simply couldn't see things
right he had no vision and. therefore.
missed the Golden Chance" He had
40 long nights in which to get up and
put the two mosquitoes in the world
out of business. He could have done it
with one smash of his fly swatter. But
Noah snored away at the switch and
in time the dove appeared with the
olive branch and the next day the peo-
pie walked off the ark onto land-and
the mosquitoes went with them.
There are many other famous bone
heads that might he here recorded, but
none of them equals old Noah's as a
work of art, so the committee ap-
pointed for the purpose has decided
unanimously to place his name in the
hall of fame.-Bert Walker in the
Topeka Capital.
The Dolores star., 1923-01-19
New Officials Take Oath.

Denyer-After swearing in GOV
nrnor Sweet, Chief Justice Scott ad-
ministered the oath to Robert f. Rock
.yeII Republican, lieutenant governor :
r.,I & NIilIlken. Republican, secretary
of state; A. NJ. Stong, Repupilcih'
STATE auditor: Harry E. MulniX' ke-
rub;icnn, state treasurer; liussell
Fleming, Democrat, attorney senera''
md Mrs. Mary C. c. Bradford, Demo-
crot superintendent of public instruc'
tion. John w. Shenfor anu 'o'ln
Campbell were sworn in as 1ust'ces Vi
the supreme Court.