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The Washington times., 1923-05-09
PENNSYLVANIA TOWN
VOTES TO BE EiALvED

gUEBURY. Pa. May "a dispute
over a school building led to split
In Center township. Columbia county.
This IL the first time in thirty years
such split has occurred in that
county.
soon as the court approves the efec-
ton returns, gives the new district
q name and appoints members OF the
several boards. The vote was Ca
I91 in favor Of dividing the district.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09
o. {. CROP REPORT SHOWS
WHEAT PRODUCTION DROP

The average condition Of winter
wheat on May was SOL 90 COM
pared with 75.2 on April 1, the crop
reporting board Of the Department
of Agriculture announced today.
This Is indicative OF q WELD Of las
busheI per acre. On the estimated
area to be harvested, 14.5 bushels
per acre would produce 5TS ,2S7 Gee
bushels, or Ia per cent less than In
1922.
On May / the area OF winter
wheat was about $3.50 900 acres.
or $4,000 acres, 143 per cent less
than the acreage harvested last
year
The average condition Of rye on
May | was $751; compared with SIS
on April /. This condition fore
casts q production of about 1850.
900 bushels, compared with 95,497,.
900 bushels last year.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09
POSTMASTER GENERALS
APPOINTMENTS SCORED

Charging Postmaster General
Harry 81 New with adopting a
policy in filling vacant postmaster
ships contrary to that adopted by
the Chief Executive, Richard H.
Dana, president of the National
Civil Service Reform League, has
attacked News policy in a recent
letter to the Postmaster General.
Dana asserts that the policy as
adopted by Postmaster General New
is "a farce, and can not hope to
gain the respect of citizens. In his
letter to Postmaster General New
he quotes him as having said that
it was his purpose to consult for
mer Congressman with a view to
filling existing and expected vacan-
cies. in postoffices on the theory
that members probably incurred
obligations during the campaign.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09
u. s. LOWERS
PRODUCTION
COST
Standardization Urged by Conn
merce Department Effects
Big Saving.
BY ROBERT s. THORNBURGEI,
International News Service.

by tUBEkGT >. THUftNHDOKUUKAS
International News Service.
Outside Of human faces, women's
clothes and political opinion the
United States is rapidly drifting to
nation Of simplification and stand
ardization.
Diversity and completely are be.
ing cast into the discard in a ma
tion-wide production cost-sTnash-
ing campaign, r. H. Hudson, head
of the Simplified Practices Bureau,
of the Department Of Commerce
declared today.
Everything from cook stoves to
choice cigars IL included in the SIM
plification program. which has tor
its object the elimination Of the an
nual $40 900, 900 waste in industry.
Il Last year sufficient money to
pay all Federal, State and NUM-
cipal taxes, to cover the retail cost
Of 2,3SO,OOO automobiles, sold, to
provide money to operate them, and
to pay for every house built in
United States in 1922. was wasted
in the industries OF this country
Hudson said.
"A. big portion Of that sum can
be saved. for the people of United
0U4lSS AuO tIAIOs GOSL VI 0t1NRAS NOA4S
naodities cut at least 10. per cent
by concentration Of. manufacturers
on fewer varieties Of products, "A
big agricultural implement con-
Germ, an automobile producer,
stove foundry, q shoe nanufactury
and chain drug store are among
those who have cut costs far more
than 10 per cent"
Unless Standardization in the
basic industries is accomplished the
present high standard OF American
living cannot long be maintained. 1t
was declared.
High living costs, cost Of produc-
tion,. distribution and selling are
largely influenced by the enormous
diversity in manufactured prod.
ucts," Hudson declared. "Elimina-
ton of excessive varieties in sizes
and styles of staple commodities
means quicker and better produc-
ton, larger turnover, lower costs,
higher consumption and more eff.
cient marketing"
Hudson pointed out more general
and steadier employment Of labor
would be an inevitable outcome OF
the reduction OF the enormous in.
dustrial waste. The value of the
total fabricated products of the
United States is approximately fifty
billion dollars annually.
Among the interesting individual
The Washington times., 1923-05-09
Tomorrow.

Party Vermont State Association.
City Club, 3 p. m.
Lscture-capt.. Julius /. Peyser, presi-
dent OF the Public School Associate ton.
Columbia Junior High Parent Teacher
Association. schoolhouse, SIP. m.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Women'8 Legion,
Washington Club, 2 p. M
Meeting-Nordau Zion Club, Z. d. H.
A. building, evening.
Examination--For children under three
years, Child Welfare Society, 1885 Four
and-a-half street southwest, afternoon.
Meeting-Ladies Auxiliary to the
Lambskin Club, Northeast Masonic Tenn
pie. D. m.
Meeting--Chemicals Society of Wash
inkton, Cosmos Club D. m.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09
WoMAN'S LEGION WILL
MEET FOR BUSINESS

The American Women's Legion
headquarters at the Washington
Club, Seventeenth and X streets
northwest, will open their two-daS
conference tomorrow afternoon at
o'clock, Mrs. Walter L. Finley, presi
dent, presiding.
This is the fourth annual conven
ton Of the organization. The meet
ings will be devoted strictly to bust
ness, and the social side Of the con
vention will be eliminated in order
to give the delegates more time to
devote to their work-paSt, present
and future--of the organization.
Approximately 200 delegates are
expected to be in attendance and
Mrs. Finley, the president, has is.
sued an appeal for everyone to be
present.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09
SIx-FooT BLAcKSNAKE
HALTS ROAD TRAFFIC

WILMINGTON, DEL. May 81
While wildly excited group OF
negroes were warning pedestrians
back, Arthur N. Andrews, Of Arden
a trustee of the special school dis
trict, approached and discovered a
six-foot blacksnake summing itself in
the middle of the roadway.
The reptile barred its fAngs and
disputed right of way. Andrews
seized it by the tail and with one
snap of the wrist broke It's neck.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09

sinplication projects was that &C
complfshed by q large cigar com.
paTiy. Hudson said this organiza-
ton which formerly manufactured
$50 brands OF cigars of six sizes
each simplified their output to two
brands of six, sizes. The consump.
ton is said to have been consider.
ably increased.
A large shoe corporation cut
three grades OF $500 styles each to
one grade OF 10 styles. The com
pany reported to the Department
Of Commerce that the reduction in
cost to the consumer was 81 per
cent on every pair OF shoes. and
that sales were increased 80 per
cent
''Simplication IL not going beyond
the necessities" Hudson said.
Women can have all the fancy
hats and dresses they want--and
opinionss too. The variety win re.
main In the luxury lines and the
United States viii never become a
regulated monotony.
The program is the new con.
ception Of relationship between in.
duetry and government-co-Op
tion and assistance, rather than
regulation and restriction
The Washington times., 1923-05-09
BRIDE AND GROOM DIE
As FIRE DESTROYS HOME

GADSDI1N, Ala, May 0,-Bur.
nett Little and his bride OF three
months are dead here ~ the result
Of a fire which DESTROYED their
home.
The blaze WAS. discovered by
neighbors Az the roof Was falling
In. The cha fred bodies OF the man
and his wife were found I'm bed
after the fire was extinguisl1ed.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09
MARRIED FOR ST YEARS
THEY DIE ON DAY APART

SYRACUSE. May 3. - Mr.. and
Mrs. Adam Drumm died a little
more than a day apart after fifty.
seven years Of life together in their
cottage here. AZ
Mrs. Drumm, eighty, died from a
heart attack, and her I1usba nd,
eighty-five, died of grief over his
loss. @
The Washington times., 1923-05-09
The Dining Room

Inc e1gnL-plece walnut dining
room suite, sketched from our dis
play floor, is exactly as pictured
above. 1t includes eight beauti-
full pieces, Table, Buffet, FIVE Side
Chairs and a Host Chair. The
china cabinet to match may be had
at just a small additional cost.
Imagine buying such a splendid
dining room suite as this in a
complete three-room outfit at less
than you would ordinarily expect
to pay for the furniture in q
single room.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09
The Queen Anne Bedroom Suite

This beautiful piece bedroom suite completes three
that complete
style finished in rich walnut and includes
ow-end Bed, Dresser Chiffonier, Dressing Table
Bench to match. You will be amazed find splen
did bedroom suite included in this wonderful threeroom
outft Remember that just small deposit delivers the
complete outfit of three suites home toorrows
low pr1cehe balance will be arranged credit terms TO
suit your convenience.
The Washington times., 1923-05-09
What's Doing
Today & Tomorrow
Today.

Today.
Lecture --.'Health," ]. 6. Hanna
Seventh Day Adventist Church, Twelfth
and M streets northwest, p. m.
Meeting-Sojourners Club, Colonial
west, p. m.
Meeting-zonta Club, Grace Dodge
Hotel, s. p. m.
Review--4HiEh school cadets, Brig. Gen
Stuart Heintzelman, Central High
School stadium, 1880 p. m.
Meeting-Spanish-A American Atheneum
Thomson School. 8 p. m.
Meeting-American Legion Auxiliary
Department of the District of Columbia
1898 New York avenue northwest, eve
ming.
Ball-Stonewall jackson Chapter. U.
D. c., Wardman Park Inn. evening.
Debate - Phocion Society, GonzaE
College. SO I street northwest, S:1b p. m
Meeting -, Parl<view Women's ClWb
schoolhOuse. evening.
Tea--National Club Of American AS
ISOLATION OF University Women, 4:SO
p. m.
Dinner-Professional women's Section,
Women.s City Club. $3.50 p. m.
Meeting-BusineBs Womens Commit
tee Y. w. c. A., 1888 r street north
west. S:S0 ,. N.
Meetmg--Soulhern Associa tioni of the
Alumni of the Union Theological Semi
nary, of New York, Cosmo0 Climb audi
forum, evening.
Meeting-HigtoricaI Club, Mcmahon
Hall. Catholic University, 8 p. m.
Washington Journal., 1923-05-11

le all bon Ole Jron5oie Itcuoe mlB,
ME nit ocrgeiie ouht III ipeuE &c
iemals miooer su en- 8abr fomme
oubt. moron off SobrS iebt nit 3u
0enfc is. Domu quit 9tcit, Sbr
Trenidmdnucr. Na. mas mir iest
0u6n f0nne, is, ooB mcr belle, ole
9eitIde BORN Gtorie 81 protedte
I'M 0an5 e$pcl1cIlie oie arnte flcinc
Ginnerter, mo- oobin pelfe, als oh
cs. nicntan0 in Die gon3e 8elt
qefpiue Debt, 100 nod c 9er5 BOT.
Cent MIR email, SIR, 100 Sbr bier
in oie Sirncitet Stcbts iibt, mo i6r
alcs 6otupc fonnt, ipeun Sbr oaS
notice @elo bo6e, ME eS GudJ mar,
nenn Sbr @lierc flcine &innerber
oo6in bltngcrn lin lterrue iebn
miiBt, BLOB neil es e Station mie
ole 6ran5oie, nit bappe mont.
@rciit in Cure Gadet I'm bolt 10
picl beralt5, oIS SIR nm itenoc
fonnt i'm gcbt es for sic orme
8ermder, 0oB ie mio0er ST. &rGfte
fomne IN SIT orOentlide Menihc
aAfpad)ie tonne.
Won;it id] perbleime Sine S9rr
Iietucy
G5iItpp Snuerampfer r.
Washington Journal., 1923-05-11

SIN @trts6ou3. @aIt:
Uses fiir llmitonoa mil Oieiem Nus
Timber, Der sic 3ede nid)t %be5o6len
fam. Ger @irt ltc5t NIT m Straf.
&c ceblt6 babel, bic @irtin NIT nj
@Grterbiidb uiO Ser @auSfneft
idmcibt n 'rauSl"
9ritif. n@ic mar penn
enS neltc Sruucripicl?"
@@roBortig: nuf Der @ii3ne bobctt
iie iih in ilrem @llltc gepdl}i mo
i'm 3ui6aucrraum Dor Sohenl"
Ole galunten 9erren.
Eonte @milic n1odte igrer nctndeDn-
idbrigen Gidte elm iA0ncs @eburtS-
tngSgeidenf MAIDEN uno erfunoigt
iif bel oeren ytltter nab Nelt Nun-
i6eit oeS MG0den5.
ng9ic m1r'8 oenn nit einem giiten
&egenihirm?" fragt Die 8ollte.
nah, oen braud)t uniere Gle
ni9t," e~rpioerte Oic Mlltter, Jon
biibiheS Ni6Oden!"
Washington Journal., 1923-05-11

Ger flu9e @eri1tS
6 iiIer. 9lli mo @lioO ituoierten
bei0e Die @eleee un0 pollten giidter
mer0en. 9a belauidte Ali zines Cd
geS @iiao, mie Oieler in Der WtoiMee
betete, @ott moge ibm 5ur noben
Nriifung &erltauo lnO Grleuhtnng
gemdbren. ST uoute oniiir 20 gSahs-
LIGHTER al Gbren @iobammeos MEL
ben. iilr ie0en Sag bis our Yrirfung
cine.
Sa, oadlte iid ser reihe, o6er iau.
le 9Ilt, oas meroe i6 au6 tun.
Die Nriifung fam; @iiao beItano
lie qlall3eno unO purOe sum &if)ter-
gebilien crnannt, aber Ali fiel Ourd.
.@ott lit niht geredlt," tlagte ole-
ier poQ Mllt 5l ieinem Stuoien9e-
npiien. y@u6 ib babe inn 20 aer5en
geueibt. aber er bot mir nidt gefol-
len"
.SAnldbe Soft nift", antportete
Ser fIuge Giioo, nes miro mobl oeine
SdulS iein. Sh babe mobl @ott
ieoen Sag cine Serge gemeibt, aber
old) jeoen Gag bei ibrem Sdleire
ituoicrt."
Washington Journal., 1923-05-11
@eiter nidlts. Game

@eiter nidts. Dame:
sd m06te germ llnterridt I'M Nfa-
len nebmen Serr Erofellor, mie
miiroen sic mir DoS @onorar be-
re6nen2"
@aIcr: rSsa, mein 5rdulein, e5
IT Sl lnGt fir gle, itBt crit on5lt-
fanger, menn Sic !uuS G~rnltbafteS
iboffen moaen."
Game: uad, oaS min id ia
gor nidt, id min mir 10 niel lerncil,
ooB ih nobber llntcrri3t 9eber
fann."
Gin Gampfer. eriter
Bauer: pSa, meine Sdu bees jan
GGu -"
;3meiter Bauer: .Gu nur nit 10
oid! Mebr wie Gu fonnen 8
balt NIT Dem 6eiten 8iaen bod nil
ian?!~
Steiner &enommilt It.
Sem, &arlhen, marum ipiellt gu
nift nit Dem Snno? Oh fiirhteli
Gid nobl?"
80 nein, i6 fiirhte BLOB, linn met
ou Inn, menn i'd NIT inn ipicle!"
Washington Journal., 1923-05-11
60 0ut ME bare

60 gut Dte bnreS
@eIo. Ser Seirotsoermittler
iebte ibm ole &or5iige oes Mdodens
ouseinanoer. Ser andre h0rte 5u,
tpie9tc Sen Sept IN rbptbmiiden
S9wingungen uuf 5eigte lid nid]t
i'm geringiten be1eiiteri.
nSiibidr gcbiIOct, CUTE Jamilie.
mas bab id onoon? @elo iou Ie
baben, uno 0as bot ie ni6t!"
yg[ber iic iport Sbnen bod cine
0ienge, penn sic lie b%eiraten; 5iIm
9eilpiel 9oftorfolter. Ser @lino-
BARN bon Dem Gfd0Aen is i6on
rous!"
@mt9e ,Sugeno. Gin
Groi6fenfuti6er, Der ein betogteS
5rGulein ~periebentIi1 Elm werig 81
ueit aefoo:eu 5at, befomntt fein
3rinfgelo. gus er ein un5ufrieoeneS
Drummer boren ldBt, fauGt i'm
oie bemooite Gonna an: nScien
Gie frob, OaB id sic nidt 9eri6t-
Iid belange uegen @ntfilbrilng
elmer @in0erjd6riaenl"
Washington Journal., 1923-05-11
g Of 10 ieriger s

g 6miertge.r Sail.
Suusbelieer (5u leincm 8erpalter):
Dem AtbIeten aienuit in piertea
Stod f0nnen Sic fiinoigen."
Gerpalter: rA6 = 1b mir
SC oos nidt mebr ginOrlld mabelt,
penn Sic ibni OaS ielber Iagten?"
ginge9ongen. Selnder:
.Ni6t pabr, oie Stanou6r lit Alt-
iilber2"
Grot: n@aS glanben Sie?I
Neuiilber natiirIidl~
Gas @obltGtigfeitS.
fon5ert. aaiiierer: ~argen'
blidli6 lit oues isDerfiiat, mcine
Serritafteu, aber g%eoulOen Sic lid)
sod, bis Oas critic 2ieb geinngeu
moroen iit!l"
Mi1oern0er Il m It a n ..
&i6ter: nAngetIaater, Sic limo be-
idulOiet Sen Sauiierer &infelmann,
Der Sbnen @oren gum 8erfouf an-
BOT, miBbonoelt ut0 Die Sreppc
binuntergerporien 81 ba6en. @aS
f0nnen sic 3i Sbrer gnti6uloi-
gung a%nfiibren?"
@ngefloeter: (9idterling): Ser
Manu 1anOeItc nit 8apiertorben "
Washington Journal., 1923-05-11

NnbIt6e @ei6ente.
Srou &C.: arauies feierten bod
iiinglt Silberboh3eit. Ga be6aupte-
ten lie, fein @elO 5u baben, Inn III
rem &ertpanotcn, Die 10 foitbure Sc
Idenfe brodten, cine 6eitlidteit ge-
ben gu fonnen, mo iest unterne6-
men iic iogar cine tenre 8a0ereiie.
Trau g.: Sea, ieBt fonnen iie es
iid oltdb Ieiiten; iie baben eben oie
@cidcnte periebtl
An5iieGid d. 8udbuIter
(5i, eiltem Soniierar, ser Sbreib-
utcniilien ontrd9t): p@rauden Jest
nid)ts, jest lit tote SaiiOnl" =
naann id Sbnen uieleidt einet
@eder onbietenf"
Gas G6redenStin0.
-SGns9en: nSnfel Miiuer, tut
Gein Nluge nift mcb?~
Serr @iiGer: n@ieIo?"
SGnsdcn; r@apa iagte, er iu-
die einen 0umnlen fir SGpeiter
Anna. uno Oafiir babe er Gid ms
Alige eefaBt!"
Washington Journal., 1923-05-11

Gin fIeiner @goiit.
Ger 2ebrer iudt oen &inOern flor-
5umo6en, mas elm llngliid8fon lit.
9a fie es nidt reht begreifen mol
len, uerIuGt er eS nit einem 8ei-
ipiel uno iagt: n@cnn i'd 8. ..
baoen gebe uno babel ertrinfe, mas
mdre oas tpobl?"
ga ruff elm fleiner &liirps BON
Der leBten ganf; rGas lrare fem,
Damn h6ttetl mir Elm paar Sage
frei!"
Gin ii s d.
,@ie, als Strobmitiper gebIt Oh
Idon lin 10 llbr na9bauie?"
.Sa, tpenn ii9 fein Weni6 brit
Der Grgert, Damn mad)t mir oas
Dur9fneipen i~iberbaupt feinen
|SpnB!~
8eim 8aOer. Grit SER
fleiiden sic mir formlid oas Sc
|1idt beim Naiieren uno nun ber-
langen sic rod pbenorein Die oop.
petite Care BON mir?"
uSo, oenfe Sic oenn, 0aS Seft-
pflaiter frieae ih seiGcnft2"
Washington Journal., 1923-05-11
Toniha d III

q II d g d] q |. SeIIl'
bdnoler: Gin unperirorener &crl
mein neuer Shpie9eriobn! 9eute,
no6 Sem erltcn 61usliden Strcit.
re6net er 5uiammen, mas er bis jest
fir llnfoiten i'm @Deltonoe gebubt =
ilnD ibldgt mir Dor, neite &odter
ouriif5ultebmen uno inn fiir oen 9e.
trog lieber @ein 5it liefern."
9idtung uno @abr'
belt. Sreunoin (5u elmer oidtenocn
Came: .4ber MauO, martini fat
on oenn oeinen IiiBen SIeincn 10 sc.
ihlagen?~
rad. idj babe ioeben elm @eOidt
inter ser Seoer, uno Der Srab i9re!t
oermaBen, oaB i6 feinen perniiniti-
gen @eoanfen faiien fam"
so, io-4uie ioQ oenn Dos Sc
oi6t beiBen?"
rMuttergliid."
SIN 9ooen. &ommiS (5u
Ser nnIdliiiiigen 9un0in): Ser
&reis fir oieies Slld gebt BON Sag
gu Gag, iogar BON Stunoe 5u Stnn-
DC in oie S01el"
Srit6en (Ieine Mutter om Sod
5upfeno): Saul eS i6nel, Mamo. .
er Iiebt ihon nod ser llbri"
e5eidneno Ser Sn-
lius lit mobl icbr ltreng fatboliih? 2"
u9as min i6 meinen, ser bat TO-
gar MIR &aroinalfebler!"
Washington Journal., 1923-05-11

angit. Bic @naOisitt bat in
elmer An5eige gcleicn, ooB %irgcnoquo
gebrai6te Cope, Saiicn, @laicr,
&iidtii6er 81 pcrfaufen iino. pa
ser bGlslide 9eltano mad @rgdn-
sung id.rcit, 10 iAidt iie &o6in al
ma auf oieic 9eiorgung uno i1arIt
in ein, gcnal 81, p%rilien Oh Oiele
Sadcn audi nod leioli6 anitanoig
ailsicben.
Nlma fommt 5uriid unO 6eigt ibre
gintGuic. Macs ganS in Sronung,
.@os lit -oenli oas oa?"
Sic Sdodtel? adj, i'd babe anb
Elm balb Eiuno Eralinecs mitge'
bradlt. neil ood bout aheno 8einf
fommt."
lin @ottcsmiaen!" rnit Die
@nGoige, rYralincesl bod ni6t am
Gnoc audi gcbrontte?"
Washington Journal., 1923-05-11
Mu6 Gin 9croneigcr

Mu@ Gin 9cr0neiger.
Stun, runreu Sic obcn alf Der
&citcripibc?~
.;Sa = Ole Suite bin ih binaltf-
gcfonmen, oen anocru Sell made
i'd, wenn ih mic0cr 'reinfomme,
ndditeS Su6r!"
GoritAtio. Sic Daben
ober elm merfipiiroige5 Spref5im-
mer, &err Goftor! 9a lit ia gar
nidjts bcrinl"
,gSiIicn Sie ocnn nidt: SD hin
sod Spe5ioIiit fir aleptonlaliie!"
Gin Sdmcrenoter. =
Sic: ,8eritc6' nidt, meme llbr milf
uidt ae6en uro Mill nidt geben."
Or: .SpaB, i'd miiroe aud niht
geben moQen, penn id an eiuem lol-
den 9uien ruben 0iirite."
0rudfe6Icr. Ser Iiir
beute angefiinoiate D9obengrin"
mliBtc i'm lebten Momente abgeiogt
meroen, neil ser Garltcler ocs So
nigs, Scrr 9aIiilt @r0blinger, ploB-
lid unbGBliG mnroe.
Nus Sem 6 ramen. Pro-
feTor: ngSaS iii Die erite 6rage.
oie Ser @r3t TIM mub, fuenn ct 8t
einem &ronfen gernfen miro?"
Nriifling: $50 Der FntIent
tpo6nt."
Washington Journal., 1923-05-11

9roBens in GefelI.
i6aft. Soft, bic GerbdltniIie bier
lino, f6ei1lt'S, nidt iebr gldn8eao,
Moriele6en ~ ne eitl5ige Sangerin
fir so Yerlonen!"
Die 5Gngerin. SD
linge, tpie ser &oqcl fingt."
s91lborer: n9ds itimmti Cine
4rdbe lit aud elm Gogell"
@rfat. n@ir miiIicn nod
einen aleioeri9ranf baben; aber
Iol9 elm Ding lit i6redli6 teuer."
.&nufen Sic Oo6 eilien &udlod;
Der erfiiat benielben 3wef uto lit
6iuiger."
- &aItbIutig. goltaro gebt
in elm feines Sotel, natiirlid bon
leinem @ini9er S9naps 6egleitet.
Gaum lit er eingetreten, 10 fommt
oi1tb ifon Ger Ober auf i'm au:
uWein @err, bier oilrfen feline
Sunoe ,mitgenommen peroen!"
@ouaro iiebt ben Gber maieitatiih
an llno iogt Damn rubig: u06, i'd
oenfe ia niht oaran, einen Suno
mit5unebmen, mie sic ieberL bringe
ib iogor ielblt einen nit"
nnteri1ieb. .Sait On
idJon NAL nit einem S1nardber III
cincm .3immer geidlafen?~
Stein, aber periuht bab' id eS
id)pn NAL"
Washington Journal., 1923-05-11

&omponiI It: o@ndOiglte mir
SEN mid alm aIiidliditen aller
Sterbliden MAIDEN, menn i'd Sbllen
mein nelteltes Sperettenmerf n0ie
Singbogel" 5ueignen oitrfte."
Game e: n@lber - niht wabr? =
bel Sbren uSingbogeln@ lit ieoe
fremoe u8efieoerun9~ gdn5lidl olls-
geIhloiien?"
Washington Journal., 1923-05-11

6rGulein (eben oerlobt) ;
.Seitoem id perlo6t bin, lit cine
~tuur1oerbare &ube iiber mid gefonl-
men. @s lit ooh nuSgeidloiien, ooB
i6 ols rolte Sungfer" oIein 81
Salic iiben bleibe."
Su sc 6rou: y4d meiBt Oh,
man mus olld in Ser Che oft a6enoS
= ALIEN Sn Souie lisen bleiben."
Washington Journal., 1923-05-11

Sch, mas IS
0enn enuibau Die
NiGtter mir Int
Iere Rub$peb'
perid, 100 III Die
engliihc 2eng-
nitid] %gcprintet
iin2 Sen Die
nod nitfs onuon
qe60rt, 0aB Der
Washington Journal., 1923-05-11
GneraiId.

GIgden Gum Spiclfamerd-
benz: Sd miiroe bid Idon gang germ
beiraten, 6risden, pcnn ib grob bin,
o6er obs bait Nopa erlaubt?
6rithen; Ab mas, init oent
REQ ib iNonl
Washington Journal., 1923-05-11
@roFnrha.

9 1uteriuuge (5u ciltem
Roacgcn, ser iid) auf oem aopte
frabt): NuiinL frat Ood MID 10, mas
fiimmeru Oerm OiG Ole obercn 3ebn'
touleno!
Washington Journal., 1923-05-11

.Morrm meinit M?" fragte Der Sabn 0a5 Mafftwein.
IS" ermioerte oas fefe 8oritenpieb, IMAM bat mid getpogen nno
niht III leidt befunoen; meine Gage fno ge5dbl."
rumo oos tenagt on 10 ihmer0lb? 9ente oo6 oaran. Dab oein ro'
faer Qeib an goloslan0enoen Safen banet, oen Saupt af ibinunernoent
aRarn1or ruben wir0l" m.
rarmrriser grOn!" idlmdse Oas saWeim. "aebsr IebenOs i'm 9ht
As tot auf Dem Wfarporl"
Washington Journal., 1923-05-11
NHrmrr 5dJreibrbriFt Ses
3tbilipp ~5anrramptrr.

4lein Iie6er SER 8cOottiondr =
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-04-19
QUEER AMERICANIsM

HERE'S quotation from an official
A document issued by the Imperial
Wizard Of the Ku Klux Khan, notify
ing the Khan Of an appointment:
'aTo all Genii, Grand Dragons and
Hydras Of Realms, Grand COLLINS and
Kleagles of Domains, Grand Titans
and Furies Of Provinces, Giants, Ex-
allied Cyclops and Terrors Of Klan-
tons, and to all citizens Of the Invis-
ible Empire, Knights of the Ku Klux
Klan-in the name Of our valiant and
venerated dead, I affectionately greet
you"
Ozone in the Aulic of his Majesty,
Imperial Wizard, Emperor Of the In
visible Empire, Knights Of the Ku
Klux Khan, in the Imperial City of
Atlanta, Commonwealth Of Georgia,
United States of America, on this
ninth day of the ninth month Of the
year Of our Lord, 1921, and on the
dreadful Day Of the Weeping Week
of the Mournful Month Of the Year
of the Khan LV."
Inspiring, isn't it? This is the or
ganization which stands for 100 per
cent Americanism. This is the order
which boasts that it is composed of
only white, protestant, native-born,
adult Americans; the order that is
founded to conserve, protect and
maintain the distinctive institutions,
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-04-19

mail be advanced from 6:45 to Glib.
Should any parton of this office have
objection to this proposed change 4
request that the objection be made to
me as soon as possible.
! In making the foregoing statements
and request for cooperation ! believe
II proper to state that peculiar local
conditions require that clerk service
begins at a. m. This fact coupled
with the requirement that each clerk
must work his eight hours during a
10 hour period, makes it extremely
difficult to give maximum service dur
NO certain rush periods of the day.
In general / feel that the patrons
of this office by cheerfully accepting
the earlier mailing period can secure
better service for the public as a
whole, and at the same time have
the satisfaction of knowing that Ken
newick is doing its bit to lower the
country's taxes.
Respectfully,
GORDON c. MOORES.