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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-11-07
GLASS TO BE SPEAKER
AT VIII SON OBSERVANCE

Senator Glass, OF Virginia, win be
spokesman for admirers OF the
former President, who will make
their annual pilgrimage, Armistice
Day. to his s street home. The
committee in charge Includes Presi-
dent Gompers OF the American Fed
Grafton of Labor and Joseph r.
T,,multy, secretary to Mr.. Wilson
while he was President. The meni-
fers have asked Senator Glass 20
'.strIIxe a militant note" which viii
''ring like a clarion call to the FOL
lowers OF Wilson throughout the
country"
The demonstrators VIII be re
ceived by me former President and
Mrs. Wilson at $3.50 o'clock. They
will march to the Wilson home Sun
.day afternoon preceded by a band
of twenty-five pieces. Assurance
had been given the committee yes
terday that Wilson win address his
callers.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-11-07
Automobiles for Sale
SELLING VALUES
NOT PRICES

Stutz Roadster, one of the
cleanest and best looking cars
in town; privately owned and
driven in town; new hood cord
tire equipment. Remember
this is d real value and not .
cheap car just being sold for
q price. You should be in
terested. Monthly payments
and only ............-. I. @SsS1
/ Studebaker '2S Touring. One
year to pay and only. 1865
Buick '21 Coupe. Monthly
payments and only. -. 1892
Studebaker Sedan; excellent
shape. Ask for Capt. La
mere's car. Pay monthly and
teave ....... go. POSE
y
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-11-07

REMOVAL SALE
Anticipating our removal to
our new home, 14th st. and R. 1.
ave, we are offering unusual bar
gains in used cars on exception
allv low terms.
1923 Star Sedan.
1922 Chevrolet Sedan.
1922 Chevrolet Touring.
1922 Ford Touring.
1921 Dodge Touring.
1920 Dodge Sedan.
1922 Ford 1-ton Truck.
1920 Buick Touring.
1921 Oakland Touring.
LUTIRELL CHEVROLET
SALES CO.,
1901 14th st. Potomac 1856
A" Open Evenings
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-11-07

FORDS-FORDS
so Ford Cars and Trucks
Must Be Sold at Once.
All Styles and Models-
All of these cars have been reposSeased
by the Finance Company tor default
Several of these cars have been in
service but one month. All OF them are
IN Al running condition.
Prices Range from SIS up. Easy terms
on all cars A small deposit will hold
any Of these cars for ten days. d
IL vou are looking FOR q Ford car or
truck vou can save money by acting at
once. These cars are kept and demon
GLASSMAN'S GARAGE
1919 l. ST. N. w.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-11-07
Garages FOy Rent

FIREPROOF garage, elec. water, space
for IL cars. Estab. repair shop; suit
for paint shop. Rent reas. Located
on front street. 72S 7th st. s. e.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-11-07

FORDS-FORDS
Every One Reduced.
(2) 1920 Ford TOurings. $136 each.
f6 Ford Tourings. $50 up.
1923 Ford Touring, $275.
Ford Coupe, starter, 800.
Ford Truck, choice OF s; with dump body.
Ford Sedan. 5000.
Ford RunaboutF, SIS up.
Low Cash Payment, Low Monthly
Payments.
STEUART'S GARAGE
Authorized Ford Dealers
14l 18th st. N. E.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19
DIVERSIONS OF THE ROMANS
Sporting Men Used Quail as Well as
Cocks for Popular combats
in the Arena.

The Romans used quails as well as
cocks for fighting. Quail combats
were well known among the ancients,
and especially at Athens. The Chi
nese have been always extremely fond
of quail-1ghting, as appears from
many accounts Of those people. The
Sumatrians likewise use the birds in
the manner of gamecocks.
Cocks and quail, fitted for the pur-
pose of engaging one another to the
last gasp for diversion are frequently
compared by the Roman writer's to
gladiators, remarks the Detroit News.
A circle was made in which the birds
were placed, and he whose quail was
driven out Of the circle lost the stake,
which was sometimes money and oc-
casionally the quails themselves. An
other practice was to produce one Of
the birds, which being first filliped with
the middle finger, feather was then
plucked from its head. If the quail
bore this operation without fiinching
his master gained the stake, but lost
it if the bird ran away.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19

and Harold Lloyd. When you see
them next, look for development of
the forehead at these points. You will
surely find it abundant.
The external angles of the face
grow tiny lines from mirthfulness.
There are horizontal lines on the nose,
at the angles of the eyes and at the
corners of the mouth.
His eyes look pleasing or mirthful,
and in a man who laughs a great deal,
there will be curved lines, even in his
cheeks.
Well-developed mirthfulness takes
one through many difficulties easily.
1t takes one to the newsstands to buy
comic;' stories. Mirthfulness is al
ways memorizing these stories, and
telling them to others. Love of mis-
chief also springs from this faculty,
and when 1t is well developed the indi-
vidual always has a history of play
ing .s-anks on others at school, espe-
cially when veneration in the upper
head at the .ontanelle is not large.
No clown wit, humorist or comedian
ever lived without mirthfulness.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19
BRAIN, BRAIN, WHO'S GOT HIS
BRAIN7

There are many of us whose fore
heads are well developed, and some
times overdeveloped, who do not use
intelligence in daily life because other
faculties Of vitality. will, or intuition
are low. But when the forehead 10
lacking as in this case, there is no
hope of any faculty being used intel
ligently.
Oftenrimes one sees q head with
the forehead sloping straight back,
similar to this one. The observing
faculties at the eyebrows may be well
developed, and will therefore enable
the possessor to go through life fairly
successfully, but he is lacking in the
element of reason, higher up on the
forehead He will not be able to learn
from books-only from the daily rou-
tine of life. Intellectually and log
ically, he is an idiot.
Benevolence and reason both. are
lacking in the forehead that slopes
backward at such an angle as this one
It's owner will not be found doing the
unself1sh or charitable deed He makes
a better dancer at the public rink
than he does a father. When you
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19
DdddyS
96EvenlN9
Fairy Tale
~NLARY GRAHAM BONNER
JOLLY DUST BROTHERS

"You remember the Jolly Dust Broth
ers?" asked Daddy.
"Oh yes" said Nick and Nancy
added:
Indeed 1 do, Daddy. They were the
ones who were made so happy by peo-
pie complaining over the dust coming
back as soon almost as 1t was busted
off,
"The very same" said Daddy.
"WeIl,o he continued, "the other day
they were up to all their pranks. They
had been having a very good time. In
the winter time the heat made them
collect members of the family together
and have little parties which caused
people to have to dust even in the Win
ter when there was no dust from roads.
'But now that it was summer they
were having the best of good times.
They had taken up their summer resi-
dence along a road, by the side of
which were a number of houses. And
the Jolly Dust Brothers led the fun.
"Of course they we're attending to
things all about but 1t was here that
they decided to spend most of their
vacation.
ats dreadful said the people. of
course on the ground floor the dust
comes in from the road, but even on
the second floor and in the garrett the
dust seems to be just as bad.
"Where in the world does all the
dust come from? No sooner do we
get i all dested nice and clean than
everything is dusty again.
eft really is strange to think how
dust just keeps coming and coming,
from nowhere, it would often SEEM.
"Now that rejoiced the Jolly Dust
Brothers. And they paid great atten-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19
THE BEAUTIFUL FACULTY
BENEVOLENCE

1t is easy to recognize the sympa-
thetic and helpful soul. He or she
will have benevolence well developed
in face, head and mannerisms.
One or more long, deep, regular,
straight, unbroken lines running hori-
zontally across the forehead when the
eyes are raised, are the strongest in
dications of benevolence. The lips will
be full and generous, especially the
upper lip.
When the benevolent individual
talks to anyone he looks straight for
ward and leans his head toward the
one he is talking to. He even bends
his body slightly toward the object
of sympathy. His upper forehead is
large. He has great liberation for the
weakness and wickedness, faults and
defects of other people.
Benevolence is the most Christlike
of the faculties, and when with it q
strong will is seen at the top of the
head above the ear, it's possessor will
be a fighter for the unprotected and
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19
INCOME TAX WORK COSTLY
Collection for Each Fiscal Year Have
Cost $3.50 for Each 500 Paid
to Government.

To handle efficiently the collection
of income taxes among one hundred
million people is a problem that can
not be worked out overnight. but now
after nine years a comparatively
smooth-running, well-organized ma
chine has been developed.
The internal revenue bureau in
Washington annually receives one and
quarter million income tax returns.
This figure does not include the re-
turns filed by those whose incomes are
less than $1,000. To audit and carry
on the work of this department Of the
bureau, 1875 persons were employed
in Washington during the last fiscal
year.
The cost of administering the inter-
nal revenue laws was S41, ST.. BIAS.
Total receipts were 1897. 451, 083.
Computing on this basis the cost of
collection was $1.30 for each 500 col
lected, compared with 81 cents for the
preceding year. The difference in rel
alive cost of collection is due mainly
to the large reduction in revenues, the
repeal Of some of the war profits
taxes, and the increase in individual
exemption.-Sa Saturday Evening Post.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19
FIRM MSS

fond of baseball, football, boxing and
athletics as well, though great mental
development, if it exists, makes these
a hobby instead of a profession.
JUST how much time he will devote
to these occupations depends on the
rest of his head development. If his
intellectual interests are not wide. and
his forehead is low, with more of his
head below the ears than above it. he
will be found at all times in pugilism.
Given, however, a high degree Of
benevOlence, high ideals, and little
intuition, all the fighting instinct
would then be directed toward accom-
plishing good This situation, so ideal,
is not, however, often seen. The soul
with the higher faculties developed is
not as a rule sufficiently developed in
the regions Of combativeness and firm
ness to swing his ideals with pugilistic
strength. And the man with a pre-
ponderaLce of destructiveness and
firmness lacks the more benevolent
qualities.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19

Entirely in harmony with the pro
jecting muscle of the lower lip is an
ear, the bottom of which is much
larger than the top. The mouth Is
closely shut, though the lips may be
thick, yet the red part does not show
very much.
A thickness of the nose just above
the little wings, and tendency of the
nose to turn down are also indica-
tons of selfishness In keeping with
these signs is heavy, coarse lower
jaw.
A closely shut, thick-lidded eye, with
its upper lid pressing down so that 1t
makes a nearly horizontal line across
the ball, also means secretiveness and
selfshness.
The head that is very broad from
ear to ear, full at the base, built on
the principle of the cats head, carries
with it many selfish tendencies of the
f1reside sphinx
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19
I'VE Save All the Dust"

ton to the upstairs rooms for they
thought it was such fun to puzzle the
people. The people expected to find
dust downstairs and so the Jolly Dust
Brothers gave them what they ex-
pected but they also gave them the
puzzle to work out of where the dust
came &rom upstairs, which they were
not able to do at all.
1.-THE Brothers played, too, with the
wind. one day Mr.. Wind got hold OF
an old newspaper which had been left
on the roof and he started blowing 1t
about and then he began to blow 1t Of
the roof so it would fall down to the
ground.
"Now the Jolly Dust Brothers
thought this was very interesting to
see what Mr.. Wind could do and they
got together and all agreed they would
give Mr. Wind treat.
"'Mr. Wind, they said, you have
always been a good friend of ours, and
we want to invite you to our head
quarters
Headquarters? asked Mr.. Wind.
ayes said the Jolly Dust Brothers,
for YOU know we have to have main
place for headquarters as we make our
homes in so many different places, for
different lengths of time at time.
Sometimes we stay in one place a
long time and again not SO long. And
often we go straight from one place
h fn no Vn
quarters where we can meet each
other and hear Of the good work that
is being done and of the rude speeches
made about us which make us laugh.
Oh yes, they make us laugh.
".Why, said Mr.. Wind, I'd be de-
lighted to go to your headquarters.
80 the Jolly Dust Brothers led the
way and finally Mr.. Wind found him
self in the most enormous old building
he had ever seen, surrounded by miles
and miles of country which seemed to
be the grounds of the building.
"'Of course said the Jolly Dust
Brothers. we have many branches of
HEADQUARTERS all over the earth, but
this is the head place of all. Look
about your
"And Mr.. Wind did. Everywhere
there were packages of dust, and trunk,
loads of dust and boxes and barrels
and packages of dust. And so there
were all over the ground too.
'Mr. Wind also noticed that there
were all sorts Of signs about. One
read, over large section where there
were many packages:
"Dust collected from deserted houses
"But the biggest section of all-oh,
1t was more than an enormous room
and 1t reached way, way out into the
grounds-had over it sign which read:
"'Dust saved from housecleanings.'
"'You see," the Jolly Dust Brothers
explained. we save all Dust that is
thrown away, so we never run low on
dust. That's how we do it! And that's
where all the dust comes from-our
wonderful, wonderful storehouses Of
dust
"And Mr.. Wind agreed that the Jolly
Dust Brothers had good ideas, looking
at them from their point of view!''
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19
Drake Bitter Enemy Of Spain.

In the days of her grandeur Spain
had no bitterer enemy than Sir Fran
els Drake, the fearless sea rover who,
through his exploits, became one of
the most famous of Queen Elizabeth's
admirals. Drake was the first sailor
OF his nation to circumnavigate the
globe-a feat that Magellan and Sc
bastian del Cano had accomplished 90
years before. Such was his hatred of
the Spanish that he was wont to say
Whether there be peace or war be-
tween Spain and England, there will
always be war between Drake and che
supporters of the Inquisition." Drake
never forgave the defeat that he ex-
perienced at the hands of the Span
iards at San-Juan-de-Ulloa in 1853,
when he was the very youthful captain
Of the Judith, a defeat that involved
the loss of all that he possessed.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19
WOMEN NEED SWAMP ROOT

Thousands of women have kidney and
bladder trouble and never suspect it.
Women's complaints often prove to be
nothing else but kidney trouble, or the
result of kidney or bladder disease.
If the kidneys are not in healthy con-
dition, they may cause the other organs
to become diseased.
Pain in the back, headache, loss of am
bition, nervousness, are often times symp-
toms of kidney trouble.
Don't delay starting treatment. Dr..
Kilmer's Swamp Root, a physicians pre-
scription, obtained at any drug store, may
be just the remedy needed to overcome
such conditions.
Get medium or large size bottle i'm
mediately from any drug store.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DIR.
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19
American Advertises for Thrill.

The other afternoon a young Ameri-
can rented an airplane at the Bourget
field which he will utilize, he declares,
to scatter handbills all over Paris,
says LIE Petit Parisien. sample of
these handbills reads as follows:
"An American, for the first time in
Paris would like to lunch at noon next
Tuesday with the most interesting
anarchist in the capital; Wednesday,
with a graduate student of art or
music; Thursday, with an actress +;
Friday, with some lady who intends to
commit suicide, and Saturday, with a
nobleman.
I'm exchange for this entertainment
he offers the luncheons, music and in
telligent conversation.
The address of an American adver-
Using agency follows, and then the
name of this original visitor-Lionel
p. Tompkins.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19
Do They All Do 1T

The other day there came to a local
hotel a young travelling man of a very
effeminate type. The other men in the
hotel watched him with amusement
until he took from his pocket a powder
puff and mirror and before the whole
assembly powdered his chin and nose.
Then they laughed openly.
But he was not dismayed. II just
came from Pittsburgh he explained,
"and the coal dust there is SO thick
that we either have to wash our faces
every hour or so or powder occasion
ally"
However, the other men laughed on.
Exchange.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19
Old Dog ChivaIry

Charles CHASER, Detroit restaurateur,
returned a few days ago from an au-
tomobile trip, on which he visited
Baltimore, Washington and other
points. "At one place in the road"
he relates, 1--WE saw a house cat in
front of a house. We slowed down
to save the cat, but before we got to
her collie rushed from the yard,
picked the cat up in his teeth by the
nape of her neck and dragged her to
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19
Fashion in Clocks.

Not so long ago the bride was apt to
receive ten or twelve clocks among her
wedding presents. These were of the
large kind adapted to the 'parlor"
mantel. People needed clocks more in
those days than they do now in this
day of wrist watches, yet clocks are
still needed, but most of them are
small and practically noiseless. Such
clocks fill real need on the dressing
table, or a desk. The simpler ones
are always in demand in the kitchen.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19
WHAT MAKES A SUCCESSFUL
PUGILIST?

Would you place this man in the
Art institute as judge of pictures?
Would you place him In the Epworth
league?
When the faculties Of firmness, de-
structiveness, combativeness, amative-
ness and vitativeness are in the lead
in head, they build jaw of this
shape. The individual is in complete
harmony in a fighting ring. He will be
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19

needy. He devotes himself to all sorts
of plans and charitable movements,
and unless he holds check on him.
self he may go into partnership too
quickly for his own good. He often
neglects himself for other people, and
in his first ardor gives them sometimes
too much help for their own good.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19
Betty Knew.

Betty had her little brother out
playing with her. He fell down, and
while he wasn't really hurt he set up
a lusty yelling.
"Why don't you pick Bobby up and
comfort him?'' l asked Betty.
"Oh, he isn't hurt" she said, "'cause
he is just crying with his holler and
not his tears. Exchange
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19
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10. 1923, Western Newspaper Union.)
WHY ALL THE LAUGHS?

The mirthful fun lover cannot help
his laughs, and the pleasant little
wrinkles around his eyes and face
which turn upwards. The source Of
them is mirthfulness, located in the
forehead above the outer white Of
the eye.
MirthfuIness brings an appreciation
of humor, and leads to the paths
taken by Larry Semon, Eddie Lyons
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19
ALIENS F0OT-EASE
FOR The FEET

Sprinkle one or two Aliens Foot-Ease pow
ders in the Foot-Bath and soak and rub the
feet. 1t takes the sting out of Corns and
Bunions and Smarting, Aching feet. Then for
lasting comfort, shake Aliens Foot.Ease into
your shoes. 1t takes the friction from the
shoe, rests the feet and makes walking q de-
light. Always use it for dancing parties and
to break in new shoes. Over One Million
Five Hundred Thousand pounds Of Powder for
the Feet were used by our Army and Navy
during the war. Trial package and Foot
Ease Walking Doll sent post Free. Address
Aliens FoOt-Ease, lie Roy, N. Y.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19
HOW TO RECOGNIZE JEALOUSY
BEFORE 1T HURTS YOU

Jealousy is not faculty that can
In itself be located on the head. It
is a "by-product" of selfishness and
approbativeness, and is seen in vari-
GUS contours of the entire body.
Extreme jealousy is first recognized
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19
oId-Tin,s "church AIss."

This was the predecessor of the
church or village fair. 1t was a fes-
tival held upon some anniversary or
annually. In England the gathering
was in the churchyard or near the
church, and the beverage was ale.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19

safety. Cat and dog were friends all
right, but when we stopped we no.
ticed that the dog seemed to be say
ing to the cat, reproachfully, How
many times have / told you to keep
out of the roadY Detroit News.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19
TONGUE TWIsTERs

Frances fried fresh fish Friday.
Ben's beautiful "bike's" brake broke.
Frederick fries fritters for Freder-
icka.
Tommy tattled to the teacher this
time.
Bobby Brown bought Billy Bolen's
baseball bat.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19
cuticura soothes Itching Scalp.

CUticura Soothes Itching Scalp.
On retiring gently rub spots of dan
druff and itching with Cuticura Oint-
ment. Next morning shampoo with
Cuticura Soap and, hot water. Make
them your everyday toilet preparations
and have a clear skin and soft, white
hands.-Advertisem
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19
Let Sleeping "poqs" lie.

She-While you are asking papa for
my hand, I'll play something lively on
the piano.
He'd rather you wouldn't, dearest
You know some people simply can't
keep their feet still when they hear
lively music.-Boston Evening Tran
script.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19
MAKING a Show.

Somebody has invented motorcy-
Gle with limousine body
"a great many people conduct their
entire careers on that principle"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19

Let the experience come first. then
offer the advice.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19
Hard TO Locate.

Borrowing from Peter to pay Paul
is bad business" 'Tt is for me, have
such hard time finding Peter"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19
Rad cssa

Miss Catt-Matrimony must have
gone to her head
Miss Nipp-Without & doubt. She's
still living with her husband.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19

Criticize yourself today and others
tomorrow.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-07-19

Occasions, like clouds, pass away
Arabian Proverb.