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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06
POETS CORNER
SAY 1T WITH SMILES
BY Florence BOrner

BY Florence Borner
If sermon you would preach,
Say it with smiles;
If lesson you would teach,
Say it with smiles;
Though you have no high vocation,
Though you're in poor location,
Help Man reach a higher station,
Say it with smiles.
If maiden's hand you'd seek,
Say it with smiles;
When the rose is on her cheek,
Say it with smiles;
Do not wait until she's older,
Then her heart may have grown
colder,
Time won't help to make you holder
Say it with smiles.
If success you'd surely win.
Say it with smiles;
Face the whole world with q grin,
Say it with smiles;
He who has the smiling habit,
When chance comes, will Away!
grab it,
While the crouch will only crab 1t,
! Say it with smiles.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06
ADVENTURE OF
THE TWINS
By Olive Roberts Barton

"Here comes Chatterbox Maybe,
said Mister Gallop, the COWBOY 1alr!'
10 the Twins. lie must haze some
.mpo,tant news from the way he's
nurrying.
IL know secret" screeched Chat
tcrbox, as he settled on nearby
Lranch and Topped his wings to
steady himself. Il was away up on
a high cliff just now right above the
Mace Mrs. Golden Eagle has hel
nest. And l heard her say, what
would you like to have today for
your supper, dearies, u nice fat sage
men. or cotton-tail, or pralrle
dog? !,
And all the little eagles called
out, Bring US a jack-ra1bit, Nanny.
1t bigger
"And Mrs. Eagle said, All right,
darlings, you shall have it. | know
Just where to get fine one, for l
+ saw Johnny Jacks mother and daddy
go out not more than half an hour
ago..
That's all l heard" painted Chat
terbox Maybe, land I came to tell
you at once because Johnny Jack
| Rabbit is all alone"
You did exactly right" said Mis-
ter Gallop hastily. There isn't q
| moment to lose. Come on, Twins
| jump on your ponies and we'll ride
down to the place Johnny Jack lives
and save him."
So Nancy and Nick and the fairy
man jumped on their horses ano
c!attered away.
Johnny Jack was out playing IN
some willow bushes besides ditch
But he got hungry after while and
decided to hunt for patch of sweet
grass.
Scarcely had he stuck his heat
out in the open when swoop - there
was a rushing of wings and dowl
came Mrs. Eagle. She made a grail
for Johnny Jack and got him.
At the same second a rope whizzet
through the air and caught Mrs
Eagle round the neck.
"You let 60 and I'll let 60" calle'
Mister Gallop sharply.
1t didn't take Mrs. Eagle long t
make up her mind. She let john
Jack drop in hurry,
(To Be Continued.)
Copyright, 1923, NEA Service, Inc.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06
Wife Hakes Husband
Divide Card Winnings

Watford City, N. D., Sept. 6.-Pok-
err games that cause married men to
arrive home early in the morning
are rather expensive is the opinion
of a prominent Fairview business
man.
In a poker game he lost $40. Up
on arriving home, his wife after put
ting him through the third degree by
the aid of bringing up father tao
tics" made him admit the reason OF
his hardness. Frankly he admitted
of losing $40, but in winning it back
and $50 besides it was necessary to
stay little late he said.
Demanding and receiving SIS, half
of the alleged winnings, his wife then
declared the battle over.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06
Thieves Take so
Pounds of Honey

St. Thomas, N. D., Sept. Care
stolen sweets sweeter? The answer
might be given if authorities here
could locate the thieves who stole
about so pounds of honey from the
bee hives of Allan McPhail, city JUS
tice of the peace. Officials say they
believe the thieves were experienced
in this kind of theft, because of the
workmanlike job they did and care
fulness in leaving no clues.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06
"A Thought

For the wind passeth over 1t, and
It is gone; and the place thereof
shall know It no more.-Ps. 10S:le.
History fades into fable; fact be-
comes clouded with doubt and con-
troverya the inscription moulders
from the tablet; the statue falls from
the pedestal. Columns, arches. pyra-
mids, what are they but heaps OF
sand, and their epitaphs but charac-
tiers written in the dust.-Washing-
ton Irving. l-Sass r: g z ~
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06
WOULD PREVENT. ACCIDENTS -
WHICH CAUSE BLINDNESS


New York, Sept. 6.-Because of the
growing seriousness of accidents in
public places and in homes, as we'll
as in industry, as cause of blind
ness, the National Committee For the
Prevention of Blindness announced
today that it would undertake i'm
mediately a progressive census of all
eve accidents with view of deter
mining means Of prevention. This
decision, the committee declares,
grew out of the recent realization
that there has come about radical
change in the incidence of the vari-
GUS principal causes of blindness.
The committee has discovered, for
instance, that whereas not many
years ago the greatest single cause
of blindness in children was "babies'
sore eyes," the percentage Of blind
ness from this cause has been cut
in half. Blindness caused by acct
| dents Of various sorts, on the other
hand, has increased to such an OK
tent in recent years that accidents
now constitute the most serious sin
gle cause of blindness.
An effort will be made to secure a
record Of every accident causing an
injury to the eye whether it occurs
in factory, in home. or on the
street. This census will gradually
be extended into every state in the
Union. The results will be tabu-
lated by principal causes and analyz-
ed monthly. A month to month com
parison of the records Of this cen
sus will enable the committee and its
many cooperating agencies through.
out the country to learn whether
as is now believed-the number o,
cases of blindness through accident,
is steadily increasing, and against
what causes of accidents the cner
gies of the committee should be di
rected.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06
Woman 81, Dances
Real Irish Jig

New Rockford, N. D., Sept. Cat
a birthday party given in her home,
Mrs. Margaret Beauclair, age 81, OF
Ottowa, celebrated the day by dane
ing a real old Irish jig. Mrs, Beau
clair is visiting her son, Stephen,
who resides near here.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06
ANIMAL PATTERNS

Imitation binche lace with animal
patterns, including elephants, dogs,
cats and butterflies; is the favorite
handkerchief decoration. A mannish
handkerchief for women has border
of woven cord in color on white
linen.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06
STEAL MUGS.

Munich, Sept. 6.-TheN State beer
house, where hundreds of people
drink out of huge mugs with lids, -
deploring the loss Of 5000 Of these
which were taken sway - mementoes
during festival week, besides 48o
knives and forks and Many decorated
plates. IN ave days nearly . million
visitors came here for the athletic
festival, It IL Suggested many OF
these purloined the mugs. plates and
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06
DIES OF HEART FAILURE

Wimbledon, N. D., Sept. u.-August
Arvidson died of heart failure, fol-
lowing a few hours illness, at his
farm home five miles south of here.
Mr.. Arvidson came in from
threshing machine in the afternoon
feeling slightly ill and passed away
later in the evening.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06
RELOW EQUATOR

It is common for wealthy Latin American to purchase
six autos at time great ropes OF pearls dlaonds
sapphires and rubies This is the most interesting fact
brought from his latest South American tour by f. NJ NE"
man, traveogue lecturer. i
Newman is enthused and with good about the
possibilities of trade between United States and Latin Amer
GEOGRAPHICALLY Argentina.
He figures that South America has purchasing power
three big Frances and 10 times big as apaS
There's market worth going after.
Ten years ago. when Newman visited South America, ne
noticed very few American autos On his recent trip he
found American by the thousands Our autos so
popular south of the equator that they have practically driven
the cars of all other nations off the market
Newman says: Contrary to the popular impression,
South Americans have great pride in their personal appear
ance American collars, Shirts underwear hosiery shoes
and hats find great favor.
american moving pictures the only ones shown
Mary Pckford Douglas Fairbanks Charlie Chapman and
Jackie Coogan well known in South American cities
as they in our own. 49, -
Good news that finding such favor with our neigh
bors to the far south.
Argentina especially logical market for the Amer
lean manufacturer Lecturer Newman believes, because
The people of Argentina the most extravagant race IN
the world today Their extravaganza exces that OF the
Russian nobility during the cars regime
Newman says that Argentine women when they appear
in public places of recreation dazzngy appaeed and
beeweed that they eclipse in spendor even American wo-
men.
All of which surface indications of enormous natural
ources and national economic productivity that Will place
Brazil aso)in the top ranks OF world powers
MANY of hypnotlzed watching the decay OF the
in Europe that forget there's mighty ne"
cij13 tion rising the South American continent
Atrentina in some ways the key nation OF the world
know that the epidemic of world restessness
tculmnated in the World War cropped out first in Ar
~ a in the form Of the tango, mother of jazz life
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06
EDITORIAL REVIEW

column may or may not express
the opinion Of Tho Tribune. They
are presented here In order that
our readers may have both sides
Of important issues which are
being discussed - tie press OF
the day
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06
COMMUNIST SHOCKS CoMMoNs

1870 ~ AsA04 O1AVOnO SUMM yyN II
London, Sept. 6.-The com.
r,unistic ideas OF J. T. w, New
bold. the Scottish Communist In
the House Of Commons. have had
relatively little effect on that
stolid body, but the same cannot
be said Of his hot weather dress.
The House received a profound
setback during London's recent
heat wave when Mr.. Newbold an
peared without collar. without a
tie, without a collar button, with
out q vest. and his shirt inhibition.
ed and opened at the neck.
The Communist M. p. walked to
This seat in silence until som ri
the Labor, Party members gave z
few cheers In approval OF his au-
dacity.
Prior to his entrance. Com.
mander Kenworthy held the cen.
Tier Of interest by appearing In the
House in white shoes and yellow
palm beach suit.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06
INSULTS FLAG

Cologne, Sept. Ga French civilian
was arrested recently, but released
with sharp reprimand, on charge
Of having grossly insulted the British
flag. Soldiers say he. spat upon it.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06
NINE ACCIDENTS
OVER LABOR DAY

Fargo, Sept. 6.-Accidents in and
near Fargo and Moorhead over La
Dor day. in which one was seriously
hurt, six sustained less serious in
juries and five machines were smash
ed, brought the total of auto acct
dents since Saturday to nine, and the
total injured to II.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06

The pike, though greedy and fond
of heavy meals, is slow growing,
and is believed to I've longer than
any other species of fish.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06

Pigeon flew from Grand Canyon
to New York. Will find New Workers
yawn greater than Grand Canyon.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06
PLANT TRIBES.

&c second largest tree in the world giant California
6la was recently renamed memorial to President
tree 80 feet through and $50 feet tall is 5000 years
~ ana sti youngster Ihere'd be great national howl
~ I,r company cut it down. and yet watch without
destructon of our forest wealth which mil
81 years in preparation getting the soil ready for the
te.,.a America is ahead unless we replant big
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06

New Jersey couple knew what one
wedding gift was, anyway. 1t was
live elephant.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06

Portland, Ore, reports improve
ment. Judge sentenced two sheiks to
get their hair cut.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06

ST LOUIS BOAST FINE ORCHIDS.
st. Louis, Sept with $500
plants recently added 10 ito orchid
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06

Picture writing about million
years old has been found in British
Columbia and Hollywood.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06

Two Kansas City girls are suing
their father for $500. He is getting
off light.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06
JABOTs BACK.

JABOTS BACK.
The frill front is one of the most
sought after blouses for wear witt,
the sleeveless sweater or coatee.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06

An eclipse. and ten million predic
tions of the end Of the world are du'
Sept. 10.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06

i Fruit juices are so contrary. Thes
had rather ferment than jell.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06

Magnus Johnson says he believes
in books. We believe in bank books
but not in cook books.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06

Your lot could be worse. A whales
bones weigh Is tons. Suppose you
we're rheumatic whale?
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06

Cuba can pay her war loan. A few
could pay ours.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06

Flax crop is large. Go ahead ant
get cinders in your eyes. Help us'
surplus flax seeds.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06
METALLIC PETALS

METALLIC PETALS
Solid crowns Of silver cloth petals
are seen on certain of the fall hats
The brims are Of black panne.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06

Bootleg booze costs $50 a quart. in
Savanna, Ga.-the crooks.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06

Rockefeller is giving away nickels,
but. can get more.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06

Way down yonder in New Orleans
is a frog that sings instead of snor-
ing like other frogs.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06

A shoplifter entered a st. Louis
store and got nice fur coat and
four months.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06

One of the books we would like to
see written is Confessions of Coal
Dealer"
The older a little girl gets the
more her candy costs.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06

Bandit talked politics as he robbed
a train in Oklahoma. Probably a re-
formed politician.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06

p Makers say fewer. cigars are be-
ing smoked. Wait until election.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06

Captured barrel of real hard
cider in Montgomery, Ala. Carried
away barrel of fun.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06

Probably thinking it wasn't going
to hurt bit, a Pittsburgh dentist
shot himself.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06

Two men, ages 63 and. 65, fell out
of Brooklyn tree, perhaps an old
maid was after them.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06

Times change rapidly. Somebody
horsewhipped a Ludington (Mich.)
man who was not an editor.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06

Man laughed himself to death in
Petersburg Und.) movie, at seri-
Gus picture, we'll bet.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-06
(]01ll5ifnlS'
Saws

~ NdN
Bandit talked politics as he robbed
a train in Oklahoma. Probably re-
formed politician.
A shoplifter entered st. Louis
store and got nice fur coat and
four months.
Rockefeller is giving away nickels,
but. can get more.
Cuba can pay her war loan. A few
could pay ours.
Bootleg booze costs $50 a, quart. in
Savanna, Ga.-the crooks.
{ Makers. say fewer cigars are be-
ing smoked. Wait until election.
Probably thinking it wasn't going
to hurt a bit, Pittsburgh dentist
shot himself.
Two men, ages 60 and. 65, fell out
of Brooklyn tree, perhaps an old
maid was after them.
Man laughed himself to death in
Petersburg Cnd.) movie, at seri-
Gus picture, we'll bet.
Times change rapidly. Somebody
horsewhipped a Ludington mich
man who was not an editor.
Captured barrel of real hare
cider in Montgomery, Ala. Carried
away barrel of fun.
Way down yonder in New Orleans
! is a frog that sings instead of snor
ing like other frogs.
Fruit juices are so contrary. The.
had rather ferment than jell.
Portland, Ore, reports improve
ment. Judge sentenced two sheiks t
get their hair cut.
Pigeon flew from Grand Canyo
to New York. Will find New Yorker
yawn greater than Grand Canyon.
New Jersey couple knew what on
wedding gift was, anyway. 1t wa
live elephant.
Picture writing about millio
years old has been found in BIRTHS
Columbia and Hollywood.
Two Kansas City girls are SUN
their father for $500. He is gettin
off light.
An eclipse. and ten million predi'
tions of the end Of the world are du
Sept. 10.
Magnus Johnson says he believs
in books. We believe in bank book
but not in cook books.
Flax crop is large. Go ahead ar
get cinders in your eyes. Help III
surplus flax seeds.
Your lot could be worse. A whale
bones weigh Is tons. Suppose "
we're a rheumatic whale?
One of the books we would like
see written is Confessions Of Go
Dealer"
The older a little girl gets Il
more her candy costs.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-12-14
Bat 81
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Get
Wo'
I St. Louis
Quit Leags
|BY HENRY |

kTEW fohh
N Hornsby, cha1
|. national le.ag]
uIsed baseball y
iore the opening
A by the st. \
y learned from
Hornsby has re-
5s,ooo q season "a
8 team In chical
ID Il the st. Ia
make him pay /
rhe star second
krds, according %
4, ne has been Y
a club. He does
tho team and
sewhere. 1
|He said during q
! would like 70 ?
New York ant
sire TO play for
Me wouid ale" Y
bIcago. Hornsny
Nations with the I
LII that he post
NJ another gams
Nm.
|Hornsby was I'm
Il refusing to pla
n and he maintail
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-12-14
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great precaution|
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tting hair which,
Re circulation OF
Pad.
4 Blood to hair AL
LIZ. blood circuld
ye and flowinr]
{Parke's compouj
{satment-the scid
ioution. Special
zen and women.
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SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-05-04
Y okenecku staia
jakozto andelik,
OCkem na mnG VZhiadla
jakozto sokolik

Zazvonilv cise /, nocts kras-
I NM; i, I'LL, ,noin,,5 on,o
81, ! n;cb rtv Tr.L, !; M
wal abv / namn usadl, s,-
sLa1 =; t;so +. n,ni ,L,on;l.
h,yv ,hv zakrvl, zritel,
kters 60 tmalv ;.ko nronas ast
vasn6
.Neda,ai nj tazlo ;o1;,l,,
hn.la+I, p;; :. s,ou ,,r.,s,,
), , ma yd,,v;r, nodav,l !; no
ha. v;,a,,
"oni;; ca yar,b,l. 81
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-05-04
CERNA MADONA
r o M A N
Napsal F. J. Cecetka.

Senkerka znovu zburcovala
bolest. Hledel vztekle ma oty-
leho a plesateho Adama, jak
Sc klatil mezi stoly. "Parohac
vysadi vlastni zenu neDezpecl
mezi zemany a jeSte mu je
do smichun hovoril sobG.
Ze sine dolehla pisnicka,
ktera Sc jaksi na Jana hodila :
-PriSel panacek,
kaderovu hlavi,
pani jemu nerada:
Ber Sc mi ven 2 domu!
Prisel zemanek
oplechalu hlavu,
pani tomu rada:
Sed' 81, hosti, vsdomu!
Fatal Jan pesti, do horou-
cich pekel posilal nastrojene
pany falesne zenske pleme-
no.
Nahore pokoji sedeli v "a
stoli pfi chutnych krmich a
plnych poharech pani, kteri
chodili odpoledne po jarmarce.
Svedl je sem vesely Trcka a
vsichni 81 libovali, Wesley rytii
z Velise sedel V cele stolu, oci
mu swiftly. kroutil kniry, hla.
dill spore vlasy a sledoval PAM
Jitku, ktera panstvo sama OBJ
sluhovala, pri kazdem kroku.
PAM, oblecena Y jakemsi zu-
plnku krajkovem, hyla vabna
rue. Pine paze ruzovymi
lokty smaly Sc pavucin kra-
jek drazdive a vyzyvave, pima
size a nadra dychaly vuni, roz-
palovaly svetacke piiaky.
Zvlaste Trcka labuznicky
sledoval vlacne pohyby jejiho
pySneho tela, oci zadostive jen
klonzaly 20 ladnych )iniich.
Ami pohledem 81 nezadala
PAM jake sv6tice skromna, So
tva Sc usmala ostrym vtipum
. tim vice hosty rozpalova-
la.
"Veru 81 nezaslouzi forman-
ska hospoda tolik krasy!'' Ii
chotil hoffman dobrovicky pa
nj Jitce. "Byla byste ozdobou
kazdc tvrzc."
Fani Sc jen vdetnc pousma-
la.
Take muze il byti!" zahla-
holt rrcka a pohladil valecek
jeii paze, kdyz pred neho sta
vGla pohar cimbuiim. "Prisla
by I'll ma Zmar jahoda sladka,
vonny hrozen muskatovy"
Jitka Sc zardela pri te chva-
le, oci iiskrive Sc il smaly.
We vyklenku okennim uho-
dill na kytaru toulavy VACANT.
Hral mutetta, zpival peknym
hlascm 0 velkem milovapi, Q
medovych rtech citech a
touhach .iako ,omanskI trou.
yer.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-05-04
U HOLICE.

"Prosim, "a ostrihani plat
sc Y sobotu dvoinasobny po-
platek."
TAX. 70 ia zaplatim tedy az
v pondeli."