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The Glenwood post., 1923-11-29
mon.
The New Guild Hall

Of a farewell reception rendered to
their departing minister by his congre'
CATION, Texas paper says: 1t turn
ed out to be n demonstration in which
hundreds took part joyfully.'
I wonder did they sing:
"Oh, isn't this joyful,
Now we part to meet no more'!
OF course there is no doubt but the
writer conveyed what he had not in
tended to express.
I have wondered the past severai
weeks whether dear Dame Nature has
not experienced mingled feelings at
the change of things at the corner OF
our church property; at the tearing
from her breast of all future possibI-
ity of vesture of verdure and green,
and the infliction of the heavy load OF
n Guild hall But then, goodness, she
made the trees to grow. and she is
only getting back her product in lum-
Der form.
Whatever her inner feelings, she has
certainly smiled her sunniest these
several weeks as if turning her fare
we'll tn the garden into a welcome to
the new building, and giving her heip
to its erection.
Still. yet, and but, it looks as It she
was reconsidering, anyway feeling as
though she could not be all smiles al
the new, but must shed few snowy
tears at the passing of the old. well,
I have somewhat mingled feelings my
self.
But the old is gone and the new is
coming. To any interested l would
saw that at first the hall will be left
in the rough. We will pay as we go
along, and later go on to the inner
fin shing. The building is to he
credit to the church, and an attraction
to the town.
This morning, being laid by in bed
With cold, and perhaps from little
overriding the last three weeks, there
came up a man who handed over nice
piece of currency for the work; Then
the mail came up and brought good
check from a man in town. Why,
wanted to jump right up and ge, TO
work again. but instead, / just snug
pled comfy down to enjoy pleasant
thoughts of how good it is to have
ouch kind friends. And when l think
of the 12x12 inch timbers from The
Midland railroad bridge upon which
the walls Of the building rest, well I
sure am grateful to the men who went
out and brought them in over milcs of
The Glenwood post., 1923-11-29
METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH

10 a. m.-Sunday school. This is the
day we eat rice for dinner and send
the cost of real dinner to orphans Of
Armenia.
II a. m.-Morning worship. You
will enjoy the anthems the choir is
preparing for you. The pastor will
bring a message on the theme, "The
Healing Christ" You will enjoy the
hour of worship with us.
$3.50 p. m.-Junior League.
$3.50 p. m.-Epworth League.
1880 p. m.-Evening worship. A
very fine program is being prepared.
You will like the message of song that
the choir will have for you. The pas
tor will talk about "The Christian g
Mile" Being a good citizen implies
the same principle. Come. let US
reason together. You will find very
cordial welcome to all the services.
PHILIP D. NORVELL,
Pastor.
The Glenwood post., 1923-11-29
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH

Sunday school at 10 a. m.
Preaching services at IL a. m. and
1880 p. m.
Christian Endeavorer, one-half hour,
commencing promptly at 7 p. m.
Midweek meeting on Thursday at
1880 p. m.
We extend a cordial invitation to all
to worship with us.
]. P. CLARK, Minister
1912 Cooper Ave. Phone 1s1.
The Glenwood post., 1923-11-29
Supremacy Through Pressure.

Pressure has often been the max
Ing of men. They are not at theli
best unless compelled to keep up to
their limitations. The remarkable
thing about that Is the more you move
up the greater becomes the capaclty
for moving. It's just pressure making
its way
The Glenwood post., 1923-11-29

91O Cooper Avenue
Sunday school 10 a. m.
Sunday services II a. m.
Wednesday evening service 8 p. m.
Reading room open on Wednesday
afternoon from Q to 4 O'Clock.
Subject, "Ancient and Modern Nee
romancy, Alias Mesmerism and Hyp-
notism, Denounced.
The Glenwood post., 1923-11-29
&ba1e6 i q$s1lIzE[
eSun1dB Schools

Copy for notices unoer this heading
must be In this office by Wednesday
Noon.
The Glenwood post., 1923-11-29
ST. BARNABAS EPISCOPAL
Corner Ninth and Blake
Advent Sunday.

Advent Sunday.
10 a. m-Sunday school.
IL a. m.-Holy communion and SER
mon.
The Glenwood post., 1923-11-29

rough and dangerous road. Sue, ]
have something definite to be thankful
for this years Thanksgiving day.
EDWIN JOHNSON, Rector.
FIRST CHURCH OF
CHRIST SCIENTIST
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-03-22
AUTOMOBILE HERE TO STAY
Foolish 70 Compare N g Popular
Scraxss" That Merely Dieomed
for q Time.

sTf the automobile craze continues"
oueried q Man Who Loves to Talk,
"what will we do for roads for the
cars to run 0n7 Just now all the
main roads around the city are used
to capacity on nice Sundays. and It is
common knowledge that downtown
streets are so jammed at times that a
man can walk on the sidewalk faster
than q car can travel in the street.
Shall we have to dOuble-deck our
streetsT
POSSIBLY" replied the Man Who Re-
members. "But the use Of autO,no-
biles Ii not a craze. It Is too endur-
ing for a craze. The roiler-skating
epidemic that swept the country In the
middle eighties was !: craze. Remem-
Der how Kinks sprang mp in every
town. Bicycle riding ten years later
was q craze. The Williamsburgh
bridge was built while 1t was at Its
height, and plans for the bridge called
for space devoted exclusively to
bikes, but the craze passed before the
bridge was completed.
''Ping-po was craze that bloomed
IN the morning and died at night,
though while It lasted there were
ping-pong clubs, tournaments and con-
tests. But baseball, politics and the
motOrcar are not craSes. They are In.
stitutiOns. York Sun.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-03-22
CHANGES IN ARCTIC OCEAN
Seals Said e De Finding Temperature
4 little Too High, and Ice 70
Lees Plentiful.

G The Arctic ocean II warming up. Ice.
bergs are growing scarce and In some
places the seals are finding the water
too hot, according to report to the
Commerce department from Consul
Int at Bergen.
Reports from fishermen, seal hunt
err and explorers all point to a radical
change in climatic conditions and hitis-
erto unheard Of temperatures In the
Arctic zone. exploration expeditions re-
porting that scarcely any Ice has heen
encountered as far north as 81 degrees
70 minutes. Soundings to a depth Of
800 meters showed the Gulf stream
still warm.
* Great masses OF ice have been re-
placed by mOraines Of earth and
Z stones, while at many points we'll
known glaciers have disappeared.
Very few seals and no white fish are
being found In the eastern Arctic.
while vast sheals Of herring and
smelts, which never before have ven
tured 20 far north, are being encoiin-
tered In the old seal-fishing grounds.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-03-22
lnasnieus. but Futile Plea.

When q robbery 10. not 4 robbery,
Was told Z Judge of General Sessions
IN New York. when . negro was
charged with entering . house and
taking q $500 diamond ring. did
your asked the judge. ledge" said
the prisoner, 1T wasn't NO burglary
Il was summer time and the windows
was open. The windows was open an
I went In and this yere lady woke up
terrible scairt. An she put up huh
hand to huh haid and somethin'
spanked. Oh, ledge. il 1t on'y hadn't
spahkled! An l said: Lady. whut
you got thaih ON yOh hand? An she
said: Take 1t, an please do 60 rat
ont Immediate ledge. the lady 70
Quested me to take that spahkler an
10 ,ra't out im-mee-dee-ate. An
took It and went. ledge, It wasn't no
burglary" II seemed that the prison
or had undergone . similar painful
experience at another apartment not
- speak of q record Of four previous
convictions. He will sparkle In Sing
Sing for fourteen pears.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-03-22
Made Il Personal.

A little girl had been taken 20
church by her Aunt Helen. On re-
turning home her mother began to
cro.s-examine her as to what she had
heard.
.what hymn did you have, dearl
abe asked.
The little girls memory falling her
for the moment. she turned inquir-
,nsly TO her aunt who whispered In
her ear: ..Sun Of My Soul dear"
"Well. what was it?" her mother
asked, q trifie impatiently.
"Sun Of Aunt Helen's Soul" was the
r.oly that astonished her parent.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-03-22

A newspaper that was not making
expenses decided to economic, and
accordingly two reporters &nd q spe.
cial writer were dismissed. The other
employees became nervous with the
exception Of one man who showed NO
symptoms Of uneasineSs. He worked
n what was known as the art depart
ment. for the Journal published great
many pictures. Asked II he had had
10 qualms as to the stability Of his
job, he said: "Oh, no. They can't
IRE me-" "Why mott They are cutting
all along the line" "Waal. / figure
that the paper can't afford to make q
cut In Its art department. You see
We have 30 many subscribers who do
not read"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-03-22
w,ndmitIs in Place o. sails.

Windmills to drive ships are the
product of the French inventions de-
partment, an official war agency that
has been continued. These windmills
are intended to enable countries with
ont coal or oil fields to sail the seas
without coal or petroleum. The power
q the windmill 10 transmitted below
decks, where 1t later appears at the
propellers.-The Nations Business.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-03-22
Working in Reverse.

Gosh, old man. You actually are
getting fat! What have you been do
ing to get all that flesh on your
bOnes?" exclaimed the friend.
"Oh." said the former thin man, III
began taking the reduction dope. dict
and exercises they prescribed for my
wife and I began to pick up right
away. And she started In on the
tonics and diets had been falling for
to make me fat and she already has
lest 20 pounds"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-03-22
poe,s BARK Proved Expensive.

The barking Of a dog 20 frightened
. flock Of 1000 sheep returning In the
dark from the mountain pastures at
Frenzy d'Oisans. near Grenoble.
France. that they rushed over q
rsvine. The shepherd, in attempting
to stop them, was dragged over with
them, but was rescued. though his con-
dItion was grave. Numbers of the sheep
were killed.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-03-22
Ance.tore Worth seastIna About.

Ancestors Worth 0eastlna About
For about an hour q man from Den
YER had been Boosting to IN Irishman
about the magnificence Of the Rocky
mountains.
"You seem mighty proud Ov thin
mountains" the Irishman observed.
"You bet I am" replied the man
ffom Denver. "And I ought to be.
since my ancestors built them"
The IrishmaA thought this over for
q few moments and then asked, ibid
you ever happen to hear 0v the Dead
sea in-in one ov the old countriesf' =
Eyes, indeed" replied the man from
Denver. ~ know all about the Dead
sea"
'Wsll. did you happen to know that
me great-grandfather killed the
thing?"-LOndon Tit-Bits.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-03-22
ooed pevle, for City Vehicles.

English inventors OF storage-bat-
terry driven electric truck have
equipped II with poles with which II
can renew its charge Of electricity
from overhead wires Of street-car
lines.
Evening star., 1923-03-14
Lord Birkenhead. England.

The problem of what TO do with our
sSmiths" has been solved by cur Brit
ssh cousins Every once in while
they run through the telephone book,
pick out a simple citizen like +. f.
Smith. give him a high sounding title
like Tiscount Rirkenhead and make
him lord high chancellor Of England.
Tnis scheme keeps down tho number
of Smiths in the telephone book to a
reasonably manageable quota - and
pleases Mr.. T. L. i'll the bargain.
The reason they picked on Z. L. in
stead OF one of the always available
Johns was that T. L. had done con-
fact, he might be said to have waEed
tho biggest battle of the war, one
that began when the Germans crossed
the Meuse into Belgium, and, indeed
we'll, the end is not Yet. That is the
battle which politicians, especially
those who call themselves statesmen.
love to wage--tO keep the truth about
themselves from the people whom
hey serve. In short. h. was the CEN
sor.
We had u censor OF our own in the
person of George Creel-but his chief
function was to give out informat tion,
and his busiest morning was when
nothing worth Il headline came over
tho cables and he had TO dig up some
thing of his own. That Is why we
chose fluent writer for the job. They
had that kind OF a censor in England,
TOO. lie wasn't n newspaper man
when he started, but he liked the Job
40 much that he bought q paper for
himself. He did another thing, pre-
sumably to disguise his previous con-
Iition of censorship--he changed his
name from Max Aitken TO Lord Brav-
erbrook. But for the main business
of censorship, the part over which F..
j.. presided. with Il blue pencil for a
Evening star., 1923-03-14

Do You go ''pilling:" De you know
what il means?
4 short time ago, as I stood a the
counter of Il department store, wait
ing for my package, l saw Il vague
eyed woman come along the aisle,
looking idly from right to left at the
goods displayed. handling some arti-
cles, examining the price tags Of
others, then wandering on to the next
group and handling those. Two
young women clerks stood behind the
counter, watching her One of them
leaned forward, as if about to ask:
Can | show you anything, MADAME"
But the other clerk stopped her,
"Aw, she's just pilling" said the
more experienced clerk.
I was amused and Interested. What
do you mean by pilling'?" l asked.
The girl looked embarrassed.
'Why-just pilling" she said;
j shopping around, you know. Not
shopping around like you've got a
right to do when you're really look
ing for something, but just going up
one aisle and down the next, paving
everything over. Theys lots o
women that amt got a cent to spend
hours, just mussfng UP. picking
things up and laying 'em down, get
ting dirty glovemarks on 'em and
spelling EN- for other people. We
house detectives keep an eye on 'em,
too"
YES" broke in the other clerk. 'ft's
women like that. with more time
than money, and q craze for shop
ping, that gets mistaken for shop
lifters sometimes 1t gets to be bad
habit with them, and then a craze,
and it's no wonder clerks are sus-
picious OF EN-"
wondered how many women who
dawdle along the aisles of shops
realize that they are being quietly
watched, and that they are classified
as "pillers' by the clerks who wait
to serve them. The woman who
knows what she needs and wants.
and goes briskly ahead to get II, may
stop for a moment at this counter
or that, when some thing catches her
eye, without criticism, but the
habitual idle shopper who evidently
has no definite errand in the shop, is
"pilling," and every clerk is wise to
her.
Evening star., 1923-03-14
Yistorp of Dour Aanae.
By PHILIP FRANCIS NoWLAN.
CHALONER
vARiATION-chaII
RACIAL oRlGlN-Engiish.
SoURcE-Geoaraphi and occupa
tionai.

soURcE-GeoaraphIcat and occopa.
tionai.
This name is one which existed
originally only as the name of place.
And though tho family name, in both
of the foregoing variations, is strictly
one Of English development, that
place is a CITY in France-none other
than Chalons -sur-MaTne.
In the early middle ages it was an
important industrial center, famed
throughout Europe for the products of
it's textile industry. chiefly woolens
and worsteds. 1t was natural that
many representatives Of these indus
tries located in England, and that
some of them. at least, should be
identified by the name of the city
from which they had come. This. how
ever. is not the chief source of the
name.
Chalons was particularly noted for
the production Of certain type OF
coverlet which in England came to be
known by the name Of the city 1t is
surprising the number Of textile
names which have been taken from
the places in which the particular
Weaves Were first developed.
Merchants who imported these were
called "chaloners," 'chaluners" or
"chalouners." and later when English
weavers began to produce the cover
let's they, too, were known by the
same name. And for the most part it
is this trade name which gradually
has developed into the family name.
An old document setting forth the
should take part in a pageant. about
1415, reads: "On the left the Fullers,
Cutters. Girr1ellers. Chaloners, Car
pentera and Taillyoures."
Evening star., 1923-03-14
The Diary Of Professional Movie Fan
ny GLADYS HALL.

/ give 1t none the lees. I cannot see
violating Barrie to the extent of call
ing his story male and Female" and
neither can i see the glorious Gloria
as the exponent of a Barrie charac-
ter. 1t may be my own astigamtiSm,
but there It is. Besides. why pay
Barrie for Male and Female? Do
you get the point?
THE Affairs of Anatol." with poor
Wally Reid and an all-star cast. was
wrote The Affairs of Anatol." AS
such, IL was q subtle. ironic, decadent
piece OF literature. telling in twilight
manner Of the love-life Of man
named Anatol. The Affairs of Ana
toll" as given by Mr.. De Mile appear
ed as the rather vulgar '1Iaisons" of
man done in the full blare Of the
Kliegs. Why pay Mr.. Schnitzler. who
means less than nothing to seventy
five per cent Of the fans. for his title
when any fairly imaginative scena
rioist could have written The Affairs
OF Ambrose" or the affairs of any
dillettante-and called it a day? ii
all seems pure balderdash to me; d
sort of putting on of dog" Where
is the point? What is the gain as
compared TO the loss, both of money
and of n finer thing?
And now we hear there is criticism
because Booth Tarkington's book,
The Flirt." differs so from the liter
ary version. Carl Laemmle, president
Of Universal Pictures, defends the
source. He says: ut la better to
present q classic in a palatable form
than in an undigestible mass" He
continues: 'It is high time that in
telligent people recognized the fact
that the art of the screen is distinct
In itself and that it has its own
technique. There are very few books
which can be translated to the screen
in the exact form in which they orig
inally appear. If books were screened
exactly as they are written, the re-
suit would be a lot of pifle which no.
body could keep awake through. Then
why should the craftsmen Of the
screen be howled down for treating
material in the way necessary for the
production of perfect pictures?"
I don't say as they should and
don't say as they shouldn't. myself.
1 merely "arsks" why shouldn't these
same "craftsmen" write their own
screen stories? If they can tamper
with Harrington bother with Barrie,
and simplify Schnitxler, they ought TO
be able to do most enything-and
think of how It would hooverize Ill
lumSl
Hugo Ballin, they say. ia being true
to Thackeray. II so. which we have
yet to know. then it can be done. At
any rate, it is q controversial point.
(Copyrigbt, 1921
Evening star., 1923-03-14
The Methodical Woman.

There are some women who are
Beautifully ana enviably neat and
Aosthodical. I am not ono Of them.
10 css write impersonaily without
kreaohing, only with wonder at them.
They are tho kind that can mako out
Hrarketing and shopping lists. and
Svhen they go out. purchase every
thing on the list and never anything
besides. carefully CALCULATING before
hand what 1t will cost, and paying
that much and no more. They are
not like the girl who went out In
freezing January weather to buy
much-needed waterproof shoes and
returned bearing Il beautiful new silk
bathing suit for neNl July. l always
return without at least one or two
items crossed off my shopping list
(when 1 make one). And when I do
make one / usually forget three or
four things that should have been put
down.
These are the women who never
have a button loose on their shoes or
a hook without its eye securely fas-
,aned, Or Q snap fastener that doesn't
work. They never have hairs that
HtragEte down the backs Of their
@ecka. Or cellars that aren't the last
sAofd In neatness They are such
ASeo6 iAxamp1eSs thega rnethodical
9n4G1 ~ Z y fJeH>Reo.6 -
Evening star., 1923-03-14
Three Minutes With a Headliner
By FREDERICK L. COLLINS.
I Editor McClure's Magazine. 1813-2Ob

gavel, England wasted no time with
literary folk. What she wanted was
a "hard- boiled lawyer. and that is
what she got in the person Of Smith.
There were other lawyers-doubt-
less other lawyers named Smith-as
well fitted to say mo" as this Irish
man. F.. E. But there was no Irish
lawyer named Smith who could ham
die the job so well, and few good
jobs just had to be made for a few
good Irishmen fand Irish sympa-
thizers) in order to keep all the Irish
men good until England could find
time to begin killing them off again.
Smith was just the man. He was. at
the time, Sir Edward Carson'sS hadow,
the time, Sir Edward Carsons shadow,
hung heavily over England. In the
days just before the war, when he
and F. T.. were ranging over Ulster.
raising battalions OF Orangemen to
make war on the British government.
cabinet in Downing street. Within a
few short weeks Sir Edward Carson
was one of the inner cabinet of five
directing England's war policy. and
+. T.. was on the Job keeping the
British public from finding out what
that policy was. Now they are bull
warks OF the British throne-and u
ster, reduced by the Irish peace to
the unenv1able status Of an illegiti-
mate child, is left to take its spank
ingS alone.
Perhaps 1t is just as WELL This
thin-lipped, egotistical young Smith.
so long as he played the part of an
Irishman, was rather blatant
trouble-making busybody. AS an
Englishman he makes a mighty good
lord high chancellor.
Frederick Edwin Smith (viscount
Birkenhead) is fifty-one years old
Born July 12, 1872. Married, 1901, to
Margaret Eleanor Furneaux. Chill
dren: One SON and two daughters
Lord High Chancellor since 1919.
Health: Excellent Prospects: More
so.
(Oopyrtght, 1921
Evening star., 1923-03-14
BENNYYS rs
MOTE BOOK.
T1l!(
ER@e
Drawing.

Some people draw good naturally
vile others could draw all their life
without doing enything that even
their own family would hang up
exsept out of politeness.
One of the hardest things 10 draw
fs pt>fcck pig with your eyes shut.
Even the greatest artists wouldent
waist time trying It. The ony con-
ISOLATION is that If It terms out to
look more like a perfeck horse or q
perfeck dog you have the satisfac-
tion Of feeling that you may be Il
better drawer than wat you think
you are.
Some fellows draw good and then
spoil It by bunl shading, vile others
are sutch crate shaders that YOU
don't hardly notice they cant draw in
the ferst place
A soft pencil is a grate help in
drawing on account OF often slipping
and making better of looking line
than wat you could Of made 1t make
This proves that kindness is better
than force.
If drawing IS no good by itself
you can often make it look SO won
derfll by coloring it that it's good
enuff for a present for somebody you
han to give a present to.
one of the ferst things fellows try
to draw Is bewty looking gerls, ony
they genrelly draw funny looking
ones trying TO, proving there is more
funny looking gerls than wat there
is bewty looking ones enyways.
of the easiest things to draw
standing next to each other, because
even If ony one of them looks nat
urel you can CESS wat the other one
is from instink,