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The Wrangell sentinel., 1923-01-25
FOiBLES OF ANIMALS

SSTT ETERSHAW has an extremely
 A gentle driving horse" said the veterinary surgeon. "Hc has made the animal a member of his family for several years, and It was so gentle anybody could drive it. The other day
The Wrangell sentinel., 1923-01-25

MT. and Mrs. B. E. Lee, former residents of Alaska, arrived last week from Seattle for a visit in the north.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1923-01-25
St. Philips Church Sunday, January 28

J
 7:30 D. m. Theme for the evening: "One Hundred Per Cent Efficient. Is it Possible, and How?'
 The last two Sundays the attend ance at the church school has been the largest in it's history. Help the young people to keep up this record. Bishop Rowe is expected soon.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1923-01-25
HiohIy ReprehensibIe.

Well, ma, I gave young MT. Dc Boots his conge last night A
 Jaws, Amelia, you hadn't oughter be giving young men presents like that"
The Wrangell sentinel., 1923-01-25
Special Price.

Owner-Wha will it cost me to nave my car fixed?
 Garage Man-What's the matter with 1t?
 Owner-I don't know.
 Garage Man-Forty-eight dollars and fifty cents.-New York Sun.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1923-01-25
The Churches
Presbyterian Church SUNDAY, JANUARY 2S

10:30 Morning Worship 12:00 Sunday School
 400 Christian Endeavor. Leader,
 Lucy Everson
 7:30 Evening Lecture: Obsolete Religious Phraseology. This is the third in the series of lectures on Re ligion. Attendance has been good, but there is room for many others. You are invited.
 Robert Joseph Diven, Minister
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29
DAIRY
POINTS
KEEP YOUNG HE!FeR GROWING
Winter RatIons for Animal Important
v Profitable Milk Producer
10 Expected.

The dairy heifer. since she is for
the present unproductive, is likely to
be neglected after the pasture season
is ended To keep the young stock
growing normally during the winter
months the department Of dairy hus-
bandry of the Missouri College of Ag-
riculture suggests the following ra-
tions:
If sllage and clover or alfalfa hay
are available, feed from two to five
pounds of corn or other farn-grown
grains available, depending upon the
age of the animals. Heifers close to
calving time can profitably be fed
somewhat larger quantities of grain.
II silage is available but no clover
or alfalfa hay. a good ration would
consist of silage and fodder or mixed
hay with grain mixture consisting
Of equal parts Of corn and linseed
meal. Cottonseed meal or gluten feed
may be fed in place of linseed meal.
Where clover or alfalfa hay is fed
alone dairy heifers will do fairly well
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29
ICE WATER FOR DAIRY COWS
Animals Dislike It az Much az Hu.
man Beings in Winter, Says
Kansas Dairyman.

Although people drink large quaint.
ties of Ice water in summer, they do
not like it in cold weather But the
only Ice water that dairy cows get
Is In winter, and they like it then as
little as do human beings. according
to G. r. Gearhart, extension dalryman
Of the Kansas State Agricultural col
iege.
Cows producing milk require large
quantities Of water. They will d.
minish their milk flow rather than
drink cold water so often furnished
them.
Water which is stored in tanks in
winter should be warmed with tank
heater, says Mr.. Gearhart. These are
made to burn coal. wood, or corncobs.
When only one or two cows are to be
watered, teakettle of boiling water
will take the chill off of the half bar.
rel of water necessary for them.
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29
GRADING OF CREAM IS URGED
surest Means Of Producing Good But.
ter, Says Dairy Specialist at
University Farm.

Pointing out that cream grading Is
the surest means Of producing good
butter, A. ]. Mcclure, dairy specialist
with the university agricultural exten.
sion service, adds that Eastern mar.
kets are scoring butter closer than
ever before. "There is real competi.
tion," he says, "for the best markets,
and II cooperative creameries are r.
hold such markets they must make
good butter and see that 1t is sold as
such. A cream-cooling tank on every
farm makes cream grading easier. both
for creamery men and for patrons. Are
you urging cream cooling and cleanli.
ness Of cream separators? This should
precede cream grading"
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29

So the doctor says, "Give me $40, 900
and / will plant monkey gland in
you and you will be boy of ID. I"
The man says, "All right" and he has
the operation. And he only pays the
doctor $4,000. '"I will sue you," the
doctor says. "Didn't I make you a
boy of Is again?" "You sure did, /"
says the man, $50 go ahead and sue
me. You can't recover from minor,
18 years of age"
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29
Heifers Are Often Neglected When
Cold Weather Sets In.

but will not make normal growth.
About two pounds Of corn daily will
improve the ration at small cost.
When only corn fodder or timothy
hay is on hand 1t is generally best to
purchase clover or alfalfa hay and
feed equal parts of the two roughages
A good grain mixture for this rough
age consists of two parts Of corn to
one of linseed meal.
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29
vsrsatI,s caeas Tree.

The cncac tree is an evergreen and
bears fruit and flowers all the year
round. but the usual times for gather
Ing the fruit arc June and December.
Chocolate IL made from, the seed or
beans. When oil Is extracted 1t
makes cocoa butter, and the residue
10 ground and marketed as cocoa.
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29
METHOD FOR FEEDING COWS
Dusty Hays or Feeds That Are Liable
to Talnt Milk Should Be Given
After Milking.

Hays that are dusty or feeds that
are liable to taint milk should be fed
after the COW Is MIXED. A fine
method for feeding Is to feed hay
three times day and silage and grain
twice. If grain Is fed only once the
COW is liable to have digestive troubles
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29
R,aht in Her Line.

she was ia high feather, a. she had
succeeded in securing a "plus four"
man to take her around. "De you
like high teer' he inquired at the
hrst tee. Rather. George" was her
enthusiastic reply; "let's make 1t sau-,
sages and decentralization Answers.
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29

Amiable looking person in an asylum
showing visitor around: "This poor
man is the worst case we have. he
thinks he's Christopher Columbus, but
he's wSong-I am."
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29

Wanted-Young woman for hanging
up, shaking out and folding. Wages
twelve dollars weekly, with bonus, to
start. Apply Laundry Works, 446
Bathurst St.-Toronto Evening Tele-
gram.
1t is wise never to make friends of
fools or fools Of friends.
Reluctant Wife-I cook for you all
day and what do 1 geti Nothingi
Husband-You re lucky. I get in
digestion.
The modern maid hasn't failed to
notice that after Dad is through
growing about rouge, ipsticks, and
eyebrow stuff, be beats it to the mir
Tor to comb his hair over his bald spot.
Remember, man may be deaf and
yet hear money talk.
The man who tries to do his fellow
men always imagines they are trying
to do him.
Recalling the hl,IJ lays, some pso-
pie can t recognize ra':oral prospe lty
because so many associated it with
the time when tac silk shirt was he
national flag
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29
Only aafa Bull.

The safe bull Is the ono that IL
never given an opportunity to be other.
wise. and that ID not permitted to run
at large IN the pasture with the cows
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29
Motto For Married Men

You must not throw upon the floor
The wife you cannot stand,
For many single man might love
That wife to beat the band.
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29

The men who let the flappers alone
are in no danger of being vamped by
them.
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29

Why is it that homely men always
cop the entire supply of handsome
wives!
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29

And lt Always Nae Oss~.
Talk wfil be cheap" remarked the
nran on the car. "just q long ~ the
supply 10 greater than the dsmand."-
Newark Star Eagle.
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29

9xpsnslvs eubstItutss.
Stock tonics are expensive substi.
tutes for good feeding and care,
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29

Often we find that it isn't the big
problems that undo us; it's the little
ones.
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29

A club for widowers has been opened
. in New York, but nothing is being
done for men whose wives are still
alive.
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29

Feed and Care Of Gown.
Regularity in feeding and caring for
dairy cows and keeping them comfort
able are quite ~ important ~ good
feeding.
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29

Neither depression, unemployment
nor Volstead sm has kept cider from
working. That IS its business-work-
ing. A-
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29

Hello, folks, the new HUDSON river
bridge will be the most costly one in
the world, excepting, Of course, auction
bridge. ,s
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29
Easy to Answer (?)

Johnny: Mother, do have to wash
my face?
Mother: Certainly, dear.
Johnny: Aw, why can't 1 just
powder it, like you do yoursi
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29

A man only begins to live when he
ceases to exist, according to Post
Philosopher.
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29
0CAL pOST0EFlCE
IL MFORM1ATION

Lobby doors open from 5 a. m. to
$3.50 p. m.
Postoffice windows open from 8 a.
m. to 8 p. M, daily, except Sundays
and holidays.
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29

First Ward-Peter Thome and A. W.
Kendrick.
Second Ward-Sam Dou0an and a.
O. SwitzeY.
Third ward-E. L. Peisar and Henry
Kennedy.
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29
Official List of
Nominations

STATE OF COLORADO, ..t
COUNTY OF GARFIELD, ss
CITY OF GIiENWOOD SPRINGS,
May McReavy City Clerk of the said City of Glenwood
Springs hereby certify that the following the official list of
certified be
municipal election held in said City Tuesday, April 1929
viz: M4. ~
The Glenwood post., 1923-03-29

1t is wise never to make friends of
fools or fools of friends.
Milford chronicle., 1923-12-07

Santa heaved down his pack and
out tumbled a bushel of gifts, each
wrapped up in paper and marked with
u name.
Each person pick up seven parcels
and put them in the stockings. You'll
find the names to corresponds called
out Vesta Blaine. mo laggingi A
fine for being the last one!"
That parlOr full of boarders re
sembled a small army of squirrels
scrambling about in a heap of nuts.
Everybody got in everybOdy's way;
everybody laughed-even the sober
man was guilty of a happy look around
his eyes.
At last the seven stockings were
bullying with gifts; they swayed gently
back and forth in all the energy Of
their recent filling.
Select your own stockings" shout
ed Vesta Blaine like a general ordering
his troops into battle, land open your
presents !"
1t just happened by the merest
chance that Vesta and the sober man
Milford chronicle., 1923-12-07
There Is Satisfaction
in Trust in the Future

IN HE was shabby and old and
N stopped. AS she walked along
- the streets people turned and
looked after her with plying
eyes and thought to themselves
what a hard lot hers must be. Yet,
had they but known the truth she
needed no pity, for, although poor in
material wealth, she was far richer in
other things than many of those who
looked upon her with compassion. For
her heart was full of contentment,> she
had a childlike faith and trust in the
future and she was content with her
lot in life, realizing that while she
lacked many of the things which
wealth could buy, God had given her
many other gifts instead: The full
ness of years, good health, a little
fireside to call her own, an income
which, if very meager, was enough
to supply her with necessities, and,
best of all, the ability to see and en-
joy the things which were hers. So,
while the merry Christmas throng
looked at her pityingly as they
passed, she went serenely on her way
as happy and as much at peace with
everything us if all the earth was
Edelman.
20. 1928. Western Newspaper Union.)
Milford chronicle., 1923-12-07

with a curious glance-"you're all in
vited! That's why it's the best party
because it's got the incest folks COM
ing to itr
What a hubbub there was then |!
Everybody asked five questions at once
and none found out the answer. Miss
Billings quivered with excitement.
Mrs. Cummings waved the carving
knife and nearly took off a slice from
the sober mans nose. Finally, Vesta
stood up, commanded silence, tapped
Importantly on the table with a silver
spoon, and began:
Ladies and gentlemen, you are ear
nestly requested, cordially invited and
definitely ordered to clothe yourself
in radiant raiment after dinner, and
then wait for me in the hall. No one
shall be allowed to say mo- Penalty
for disObedience is so horrible l can't
even mention it I"
And ready they were as soon as they
could jump into their best and as
semble in the hall The sober man
was the last to appear. He looked as
though he did not dare stay away.
That's the best that could be said
about him. But the rest were laughing
and talking in happy expectation.
Vesta Blaine went to the front door,
opened it, made strange signs with her
hands, and in there tramped a big, |
clustering giant of a fellow dressed |
like Santa Claus. He had a nobby |
pack on his back, and appeared to
have every intention of unloading It !
at Mrs. Cummings boarding house.
"This way" said Vesta and led him
into the parlOr. The rest followed.
For mercy's sakes!" exclaimed Miss
Billings.
Gracious mel" breathed Mrs. Cum
mings. She did not know her own
parlOr-and no wonder. There was
big Christmas tree standing in the
middle. 1t reached to the ceiling and
blazed with small electric bulbs. More
than that, there were seven single
suspended in a row from
the mantle. Everybody squealed when
they discovered their own.
Milford chronicle., 1923-12-07

Why wouldn't it be fun for fam
lily to keep a record book in which to
preserve the interesting things about
the annual Christmas celebration from
year to year? Some people keep a
record of the important happenings
Of their everyday lives, but it is rather
inconvenient for the average person
to take the time to make it complete
enough to be more than a date and a
line or two. A Christmas record would
give all the details of the family's
Christmas presents, the names of the
guests, the menu of the Christmas
dinner, the amusements and games,
and maybe a tracing of the baby's
first little shoe! Every succeeding
year would add to it's value and in
terest.-C. F. WadswOrth.
%. 1928. Western Newspaper Union.)
Milford chronicle., 1923-12-07

Hubby-So you're going to take
par in the Christmas Eve entertain
ment. What part do you take2
Wifey-I take the leading part I'm
Christmas Eve herself.
Milford chronicle., 1923-12-07

were seated on the sofa together. They
shook out their stockings into a mu-
tual heap and began to unite the
strings and rip off the seals.
Look here" said the sober man
sternly, "how did anyone know ]
wanted that book?" and he held out
a thin, leather-bound volume toward
Vesta.
"You said you did, once last sum-
mer," answered Vesta a little shyly.
Caesars ghostI" he whistled, land
you rememberedT"
EYES," nodded Vesta.
This affirmation seemed to concern
the sober man very much.
"WhyT" he asked after a moments
consideration.
"Oh," replied the girl, II just wanted
you to have what you wanted
to havew
This afforded the sober man more
food for thought.
II didn't even know you were aware
Of my existence. used to bet with
myself that If 1t came to a pinch and
you had to Introduce me, you could not
tell my name. You're so popular, and
that sort Of thing, that I thought"
he was unable to finish.
Vesta made a gesture as if she threw
caution to the winds. Listen to me-"
she said. You're the most interesting
person here; I hated not ever having
a word with you about books. That's
one reason I had this party. 1 hoped
you'd talk to me a little. You always
looked so bored when I came in, and
I was sorry. I'm not so frivolous as
seem. My father-the man playing
Santa Claus-is owner of the London
Book Shop here; I'm working there
just to learn something of the bust
ness. It's Dad who's really back OF
the party. I just did the suggesting. |
He's a perfect old dear. 1 wanted to
try being a regular shop girl, so came
here to board, and it's been the great.
est fun. I did not mean to deceive
people too much, but really"-here she
permitted herself a tiny gurgle Of
mirth-"Miss Billings got so fright
fully interested in a man who was
paying me such attention, and of
course it was no one but Dad, who
came now and then to give me some
pleasure at the theater or a con-
cert :"
She stopped from lack of breath.
The sober man beamed. You would
never believe that an expression could
change the way his did. It was like
a dawning, a new light spread upon
MS face.
What happened after this is almost
90 confusing for description.
Santa unmasked and was introduced
% everybody. Such a thanking and
explaining! Such a happy, laughing
,rOup! Miss Billings discovered she
,ould play the piano and Mr.. Blaine
jwung out first with Mrs. Cummings
Who fiuttered like a girl at her first
,arty. The rest whirled in with great
ervor.
If anyone had been looking sharply
or the happiest couple, 1 think Vests
nd the sober man would have been
elected. What he said to her is no
ody's business, nor what she an,
yet they seemed to have
ettled something very happily.
(@. 1923. Western Newspaper Union.O
Milford chronicle., 1923-12-07

n 6oAAACt Ouc especially USE
v,STSD full in an emergency, for it can
ES4SS be played without preparation
of any kind. Arrange as many
chairs as there are players in the
form of a circle. When this has
been done the party must divide into
sides, one side being blindfOlded and
taking possession of the chairs in such
a way that each has a vacant chair
at his right hand.
The other side then move silently
into the middle of the circle, and at
a given signal they must all mysterl-
Ously and nOiselessly seat themselves
in the vacant chairs. At the word
"sing' the unblindfOlded players must
all start singing. A well-known tune
may be arranged beforehand, or they
may all sing anything that happens
to occur to them at the time.
All endeavOr to- disguise their voices
as much as possible. The blindfolded
players must listen attentively, the
object of each being to guess cor
rectly who his singing right-hand neigh
Dor is.
Those whose guesses are correct have
their bandages removed, and change
places with their singing neighbors.
The unsuccessful guessers must try
again. One guess only is allowed
each time.-F. H. Sweet.
20. 1928. Western Newspaper Union)
Milford chronicle., 1923-12-07
Put Christmas Wreath
in Its Rightful Place

80 HEY were putting up the
I'D Christmas tree in the village
community house with happy
&SSN anticipatiOns. Meanwhile two
little folks and a dog were en-
jOying themselves on a big ice cake
along the bay shore. AS the ice moved
off with the tide the children laughed
with delight, but Pluto, after dropping
his tail and thinking a moment, sur
prised them by giving a running leap
into the water and striking out for the
shore.
Not long after, Sim Gannett opened
the door of his boat house to see what
the dog was barking about and was
greeted with a shower as Pluto shook
himself. Then the dog ran in, stood
upon his hing legs and begged, cock
ing his eyes towards the open door. AS
Sim did not understand this Pluto
caught hold of his coat and pulled
him towards the doorway. Thinking
that the dog meant something, Sim,
finally looked out and saw the ice float
ing seward with the two small figures
upon it.
1t did not take the old fisherman
long to get his boat down to the wa
ter and push it out through the float
ing ice, and soon two youngsters and
a happy dog were huddled up in the
bow of the returning boat.
After the carols were sung that
night, they put the holly wreath that
had graced the top of the tree upon
Sim Gannett's neck, but Sim took it
off and put it upon Pluto and he acted
as though he knew that he deserved
it.-ChristOpher G. Hazard.
TO- 1923, Western Newspaper Union.)
AAAES i-.--ssu
Milford chronicle., 1923-12-07
lseA.Atsa..9.ssE
SAFETY FIRST

The Christmas shoppers hesitated at
the crowded street crossing. To try
to get over seemed like an attempt to
dodge fate. Automobiles dashed by
in a continuous procession. The tall
policeman, however, conveyed a group
across like a battleship leading a
# of schoOnerS. But one old lady
lii red, afraid to launch away, until
courage came with the policeman's
assurance: "COme right along, mann,
you're just as safe with me as if you
was in Gods pocket &c. G. Hazard
20. 1928. Western Newspaper Union.)
FL. 20 :. =. =. -
Milford chronicle., 1923-12-07
Who Is Your Neighbor?
A Good Christmas Game

HIS is a very lively Christmas
game, and one especially use
full in an emergency, for it can
be played without preparation
Milford chronicle., 1923-12-07
THE REASON OF REINDEER

81 know why Santa Claus has rein
deer" announced little Mary.
"Why" asked her mother.
"'Cause they have Christmas trees
growing on their heads r'-M. B.
Thomas.
20. 1923, Western Newspaper UnIon.1
Milford chronicle., 1923-12-07
Busy Mailmen Add to
Our Christmas Cheer

N7IR ROM house to house they go
THd with cards and calendars of
~ cheer, presents and surprises.
M Always CHEEKY, never COM
planning, how much they add
to our Christmas Joy and pleasure!
IF cross expressions were worn by
those who brought us our Christmas
presents it would not be the same.
And yet they work so hard, so over
hard, they carry so much, and all to
Othersl
Our mailmen are a pretty wonder
full lot and our Christmas time is
added to by them to a very big de-
gree.
It seems as though we should do
our part to give a little cheer to our
mailmen in gratitude and appreciation
of the spirit in which they do their
vocabulary Graham Bonner.
10 1928. Western Newspaper Union.)
Milford chronicle., 1923-12-07
Why the Sober
Man Did Smile
By MARTHA B. THOMAS

KIT WAS Christ
[Rk mas Eve at
- Mrs. Gu m
mings' board
ing house. In
the interval be
tween two string
beans, Miss Bill
Iings observed to
the rest Of the dim
ers that it was nice
to have friends at
this season. No one
Milford chronicle., 1923-12-07

Advertising space In "MIlford
Chronicle" Is sold on basis Of
guaranteed circulation Of over
5000 copies each week.
Milford chronicle., 1923-12-07
KEEP A CHRISTMAS RECORD

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