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Imperial Valley press., 1923-08-10
HIGH AND Low
JOIN IN FINAL
HONOR TRIBUTE
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Increasing volume soon atrer the
procession left the house and start.
ed slowly down Center street and
south Of state street toward Mar
ion beautiful burial grounds.
At 2:4o p. m. the procession stil
on the way, an army truck drove
up ana uuloaded many more floral
ureaths.. including the on inscrib-
ed TX. X. X" which was placed
ON The Harding lawn this morning.
Several airPlaueS whirred by
overhead.
The entire route of more than Il
mile from the Harding home to the
cemetery was literally walled with
humanity.
Crowd Breaks Barrier
As the cortege entered the Gem
etery the crow about the roped in
enclosure surged against the ropes
and broke through almost to the
front of the vault. a regiment of
troops slowly backed them out ana
the line again was pressed back to
form an enclosure roughly Oval,
about $50 feet from end to end.
Troops along the drive way
stood at "present arms as the
eortege approached the tomh.
Absolute quiet fell over the
throng as the gray hearse drove
slowly up to the vault. The crowd
was orderly ard it was learned that
the break through the lines was
caused by an announcement of the
guards that The people could move
up a little closer.
Part of the crowd was allowed in
size the ropes so that al could see,
but these were held to their posi-
tions by soldiers.
Remains at Tomb
The hearse stopped in front of
the tomb at 2:55 p. m.
The easket was drawn from the
hearse on rollers and stood with
almirals Of the United States nav.
on one side and generals of the
army on the other, with Mrs. Hard
ing. the cabinet and relatives be
hind.
The Trinity Baptist choir, stand
ing in front of the tomb sang
LEAD Kindly Light.
The Rev. George Lands, pastor
of Trinity Baptist church of Mar
ion, then read passages from the
firp+ oh @-l4oy n : Ta4.,. Z ,-,,-,-. .
). and Revelations 21. verses to
).
"And God shall wipe away all
tears from their ewes: and there
shall be no more death, neither sor-
row nor crying, neither shall there
be any more pain; for the former
things are passed.
As the pastor read the verses he
stood at the foot of the casket.
Mrs. Harding S head was bowed.
George Christian was wiping his
eyes. Only those in the front
ranks Of the crowd could hear. \
steady babble Of conversation arose.
Rev. Jesse SwanK OF the Epworth
N. f. church of Marion said brief
PRAYER while the assembled mourn
ers bowed their heads. The choir
then chanted ''Nearer Ny God To
Thee
At 3:lS p. m. the body Of Pres
ident Harding was placed in the
vault.
Mrs. Harding entered the vault
behind the coffin. She came out
aud Mr.. and Mrs. Coolidge entered.
They then LEFT in their cars. Mrs.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-08-10

Mayficld Handles Three Courts
In the absence Of Judge Smith
of Imperial township, and Of Judge
Markey of dlleXico township,
Judge |. MayfieId of El Centre
will have charge of all matters
arising in the three justice courts
during the next few weeks. Judge
c. f. Markey Will leave Saturday
en- a vacation of two or three weeks
and Judge Smith, who has already
gone, is not expected back till Sep
tember !.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-08-10

Exide Batteries, the maximum
combination of Power and Long
Life. c. +. Coggins Battery Shop.
Adv
Imperial Valley press., 1923-08-10

A cheerful idiot IS man who
works unnecessarily in August.
Good luck consists Of having
lob in an ice house during August.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-08-10

Natures Greatest DRINK, it q
lemonade. Paul serves it fresh and
rare. United Stages Depot Adv
Imperial Valley press., 1923-08-10

Oregon Cafe. cooi pace to eat.
lunch 35c, Dinner soc. Chops and
Steaks. Adv,
Imperial Valley press., 1923-08-10
l,OCaAleW

Eat at the Greg n and be com.
Portable. Ladies rest room and
men S smC King room. Adv
Imperial Valley press., 1923-08-10

Money to Loan on automobiles
contracts bought. Fred II. Cross,
67G Main st. Phone 800. Adv
Imperial Valley press., 1923-08-10

Ex.de Batteries. sKyiIfu1 work on
all makes of Batteries. c. Il. Cog
gins Ratteey Shop. ADV
Imperial Valley press., 1923-08-10
WHOLE NATION PAUSES AS LATE
PRESIDENTS PLACED IN TOMB

Hariing walking firmly n besid
Christian.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-08-10

Although there are 5000 troops
The Washington times., 1923-07-18
Gnnder Sauce for the Goose.

WTR VANDERBILT also comments upon prevalent wages
IN and is Of the opinion that they will remain high
AVA Plumbers helpers striking for raise from $3.50
and $3.50 to $6 day. certainly doing their audacious
long cry from the apprenticeship system under which
boys were charged fee to learn trades and compelled to
work gratis until efficient craftsmen.
Doctors lawyers engineers chemists and architects StW
do that.
The goose would simply be getting gander sauce
workers argued for State subsidy while being educated
But technicians foolhly refuse to organize Otherwise
they wouldn pay the highest pro rata income taxes of ALL
BrOOkh0rt Says There's No Such Lady.
CENATOR BROoKHART returns from Moscow an en-
thusastc supporter of the soviets He arrives just
time to Magnus johnson for infringing upon his
dress-Suit campaign issues.
Brookhart denounces correspondents who severa cabed
girl.
These articles, you may remember, followed with
interviews by the putative Porta and authenticated b
signed portraits Of the lady.
PetrOgrad officials insist that she is myth Such
might have served in drumhead court through
the early confusion of the revolution but recently
The FLiUUer Is Almost as Prolific.
~TrIzENs of Lebanon n c., which isn't indicated
by atlas publishers kill $4,000 rats in three weeks.
AS many are born per hour in Manhattan.
Two hundred million dollars worth OF yearly depreda
tons shall eventually compel Federal attention to these
brigands.
Friend rat is gift from China by way of the steppes
trading The only seaaring animal natural his
knows Spanish explorers introduced the pest here
about.
ANY chemist that introduces successful extermnator
needn't worry about his declining years.
The London Sunday Express considers Henry Ford,
whose fivver prolific, the richest earth,
John Rockefeller running close second, and Sir
Basil zaharoff showing for place
He-FeU in His Harness.
f<CD gone. Moraly stricken, he held his post until
- the shutdown gun. Salute soldier in passing
~ Recent numbers of the American Magazine are
peculiarly important nsomuch they reflect the personality
of an editor consciously in pawn to death.
Sdda knew the hopeessness of his Two years ago
surgery confessed that could do nothing for him. There
after every day unexpected reprieve-each night
brought his last probable sleep.
His national publication lifted from 100000
than 100000 monthly circulation by genius tor
making believe in misunderstanding them settalth
singing the of courageous folk and reminding
other ordinary persons much may be always achieved
through little wit and lot of will
He fell wearing his harness and still in the shafts
$50 live that when thy summons come
Thou go not, like the quarry slave at night
scourged to his dungeon but sustained and soothed
BY unfaltering trust approach thy grave
Like who wraps the drapery of his couch
About him and lies down to pleasant dreams
Herbert Kaufnn)
The Washington times., 1923-07-18

cab and drove from door to door
searching in vain for a place OF
safety
Finally, DR.. Evans, the Ameri'
can dentist who held the post as
court dentist, helped her to es-
cape to England
DR.. Evans arranged a home for
the dethroned empress at Chisle-
burst, where the Emperor and
few faithful friends soon Joined
her.
Queen Victoria was especially
kind to the Empress Eugene,
and many touching stories are
told of her sympathy and tender
ness to the fallen queen.
In her sons veins was the true
Napoleonic love Of fighting. He
was a brave soldier and showed
great gallantry as a British
soldier In the Zulu war in Africa
In 1879. But this war added to
the misery OF Eugene, who was
now widow, For her son was
killed while leading his small
band Of soldiers against the saw
ages.
Eugene went to Africa and
brought home her boys body.
Her cup Of grief had run over.
In 1920 this royal exile died,
leaving a name which carries
with 1t the love and respect Of
many nations.
The Washington times., 1923-07-18
Speedy Work

WHAT a creditable band can
be built up in a short time
from boys who have had no
previous experience in playing
musical instruments Is proved by
the success Of the band of the
Fifth Bronx Naval Battalion, in
the Bronx, New York city.
The band, which is composed of
cadet members of the battalion,
ranging in ages from ten TO
eighteen, recently made it's debut
at a concert given in the head
quarters of the organization. The
band was officially inspected bv
Capt. w. Jules ySiegrist. the com.
mandant, who said:
Just six weeks ago, not q sin.
gle member OF this outfit could
play an instrument. The ner-
Torrance here tonight certainly
justifies the contention that
where there is a we'll there's a
way I feel confident that with
a little more practice we will have
a band that we shall have every
reason to. feel proud Of"
The Washington times., 1923-07-18
Cold Weather-Eat Meat
Poles and Equator Change Mans Diet.

From the Douobors you that you can't be
full vegetarian COLD climate The Doukhobor brought
from Russia many beautiful ideas They don't want to
property they animals But they bought land in the
cold Saskatchewan and you can't live in that
climate without plenty of meat Diet isn't matter
of SENTIMENT it's matter of SCIENCE
At the North Pole twenty pounds of meat day
and thrives. He needs it.
equator he live few handfuls Of rice and
thrive also SO the Doukhobors going South This will
vegetarian ladies and gentlemen who haven't learned
that Providence arranged for the patient who in hurry
change grass for the thinking take the
concentrated grass in the form of beefsteak
If you really your brain, vegetariansm won't do.
Wagner Totoy both tried and had give They
both tried total abstinence alsO by the and found that
wouldn't work
The Washington times., 1923-07-18
EUGENE WAS
ROMANTIC
FIGURE
By Mark Stuyvesant.

A BOUT the middle Of the last
~ century in Paris at a fancy
dress ball a young man
was introduced to a beautiful
young girl. They were immedi.
ately attracted to each other.
The girl was Eugene the
daughter of the Duke Of Pene-
randa. The man was Louis
Napoleon, the nephew Of Napo-
leon Bonaparte and heir to the
throne, should the government
be changed from the republic,
which it then was, to an empire.
Eugene was we'll educated.
She spoke several languages.
Besides, she was very beautiful
and fascinating. She was bright.
witty, Vivacious and a general
favorite in Partisan society.
Their names had been linked,
but it was not until one day re.
turning from a hunt that Louis
Napoleon declared his love for
Eugene. He marked the occA-
sion by placing a ring upon her
finger.
At this time there was a gen.
eral movement on foot to restore
the empire. Louis Napoleon did
not wish to jeopardize his chances
Of becoming emperor by arrang-
ing a marriage which would not
be entirely agreeable to the
French people, so be waited,
but not for long.
When he was elected Emperor
by q large majority. Louis Napo.
leon unhesitatingly made the fol.
lowing announcement to the
Senate:
Gentlemen. I have preferred
a woman whom can love and
respect to one whose alliance
might have other advantages"
"All the world loves a lover"
held true in their case. France
was enthusiastic over his pro-
posed marriage-for Louis and
Eugene truly loved each other.
Notre Dame, the magnificent
cathedral, was the scene Of their
stately wedding.
They were very happy
couple, and their happiness was
magnified when baby boy
blessed their union.
Eugene was wrapped up in
her little son, but was never too
busy to advise and further her
Emperor husbands influence and
popularity. She was born EN-
press. She possessed great
dignity, tact, beauty and taste
in dress. She was the lido! Of
her husband, her country and OF
Europe.
It is interesting to know that
Eugene was obsessed with
sense Of impending tragedy and
that Marie Antoinette's fate held
a fascination for her. So greatly
was she impressed by this that
in the war of 1870, after the
disaster of Sedan. when her
husband was deposed and a re.
public again established. she
resolutely stated after the first
shock:
IT will not give them a second
queen to insult"
Fleeing through the Louvre
Galleries into the Place German
FAuxerrois, she jumped into O.
The Washington times., 1923-07-18
SAP AND SALT
Bert Moses

by DcAI NAOS~
Those who want little always
have a plentiful supply OF every
thing.
It is better for the husband to
be dead than the wife-better for
both.
Running is a beneficial form OF
exercise, except running into debt
and fenceposts.
There Is always something to
complain about, the weather com.
ing in for a very large snare.
What YOU do matters little; how
you do it Is what counts
Patent medicine ads first create
a disease in your mind, ana then
you buy the medicine to cure
the delusion.
The income tax and fish sup
plv more raw material for liars
than any other two things on
earth.
In choosing a life partner,
man considers figure and race:
while a woman is more concerned
about finance.
Hez Heck says: Birth control
amt made much Roadway In the
cat family"
copyright. 1923. Premier syndicate 4ne'I
The Washington times., 1923-07-18
Once-Overs
Copyright. 1929 International Service Incl
DO NOT HASTEN TO TELL ALL YOU KNOW

you are not to be trusted with important information
II you would turn this often enough your mind
you might get at fair solution of the matter
Is 1t not true that if you do know startling news
something important IN an informative way you have an
almost uncomfortable desire to tell of it9 80
frequently you tell that you you should not
have told Even the person to whom you give the nforma
ton realizes this. ~
Then is it strange when the person has bit Of
news or some facts that he keep from certain
others that he does not tell it to you? ~
Why DO you go peddng gossip and information that Won
should not give? ~ '
Are you still child in this respect Do you not tell too
much of your affairs? NV " "
The successful guards against knowing about
facts concerning his private business affairs
The Washington times., 1923-07-18
Gsm ssh4SrTtO. HENRY
TREASURE TRovE OF HUMoR FROM HIS
NEWLY DISCOVERED NEWSPAPER WRITINGS
A LITTLE DAMP.


Wheeler
the steamer reached Arkansas Pass Galveston fell
aside contemptuousy boat hurriedy lowered and
reached him just he the surface for the second time
ping hands stretched forth him. but he
their aid He about pint of and shouted
GO away and leave alone. Pm walking the bottom
You'll your boat aground in minute I'll wade when
get ready and barber shop and busted off, The
grounds damp little but amt afraid of catching cold
He the pulled
The exhibited
and contempt for other that claimed deep
NEVER!
WHEN two loving young folks hang the gate,
w Both feeling that parting is pain;
And he says, II go, this be the last kiss"
We all know they don't do it again CD
WHEN singer divine who charmed whole world
w And has mobiles and princes to WOO her,
Says she will sing for the public again.
Look out for a farewell tour (O
ON the night before New Year e a young man
" Swear that he's mbibed his last drink,
And solemnly promise to lead life,
He's drunk his last glass; don't you think (?)
WHEN a is dressed for ball
w nd from her glass to the
And she 8 and takes her last look,
She goes back to look CD
WHEN man who his country has faithfully served
w And grown fat political pie
Says he's last and to retire.
Never for office he'll try (?)
The Washington times., 1923-07-18
WORDS FROM
THE LIPS OF
WISE MEN
cooyriSht. 1919. By Star Company.

~ FAD much, but not many
II books
Opposition gives opinion
strength.
Halt-detng is many a mans
undoing.
Care for no mans censuro.
unless conscience countersisn 1t.
The people who influence you
are people who believe In you.
There is nothing more requisite
in business than respatch.
Each person is the founder OF
his own fortune, good or bad.
Cruelty was the vice Of the
ancient, vanity 10 that OF the
modern world.
Opinion in good men is but
knowledge in the making.
One precedent creates another.
They soon accumulate and be-
come law.
Away with delays! It Is ever
injurious to put off things ready
to be undertaken.
The causes Of events are ever
more interesting than the events
themselves.
There is a wonderful power In
honest work to develop latent
energies and reveal man 10
himself.
(copyright, 1923, by Newspaper
Feature Service, Incl
The Washington times., 1923-07-18
THE PRESIDENT AND
MINNESOTA VOTERS
DRIVE SPIKES
BY HERBERT KAUFMAN.

iv7HILE our President dramatically drives golden
w spike in Alaska Minnesota voters expressing 'un-
rest and dissatisfaction with economic conditions
Republican State Chairman Adams speakng) proceed to
spike fond Administration hope. Too much Johnson by
$4,000 votes
Having defeated the enemy the VICTOR like Cncnnatus Of
DID, his pow The boys need him to finish hay
making.
Farm-Laborites herewith win another Senate seat.
Congress doesn't promptly adopt laws and make emergency
appropriations to stabilize agriculture they likely to
send special pleaders to Washington.
Gambetta, whose death at fortytwo calamity to
France and civilization said that parties made by
ideals and groups by interests.
The drift Of American politics confirms his analysis New
neups inevitable class consciousness asserts itself
Workers farmers and ndusralsts have only begun to
reach for control Of the Government Guilds sodaes and
bocs will increasingly disorder the plans and prospects OF
Democrats and Republicans
Unions oranges and brotherhoods demand the grinding
of privileged and hara candidates for pledges of prior
legislative consideration Dollar wheat will change million
Northwest votes blind fidelity to oppressive tariff sched
ules twice that many.
World courts and leagues of nations won't be the live
issues in 1924.
Mr.. Harding wisely decides to shorten his junket. Alaska
is too far from home and broken fences =
The Washington times., 1923-07-18
No COrsets, Even for FAT Men

Dr. Mlard of Toronto says that many men need corsets
especially fat men, NOT to improve their appearance
r. is tive 1 % W;; OI III SAKE o. nsaltn
of evolution gradually learning stand his hind
legs had things nsides
down. pressing each other instead of being held lightly by
ribs and abdominal muscles they when he
tours.
BUT the corset suggestion is bad Corse without pres
useful for certain times because of an
extra burden put upon them But human beings learn
to stand erect without sggng down. They learn to use
the diaphragm and make the best of that upright position
It worth little discomfort be able at the stars
and fat should suffer along with the others.
The Washington times., 1923-07-18
A New Fuel
Mussolini and Bonaparte.

The Navy has tested alcohol and gasoline fuel for flying
machines Thirty per cent alcohol seventy per gasoline
gives fuel that produces equal power with less heat Alcohol
can be made from all growing things and for less than the
present price of gasoline That's useful experiment
Musoni lets the newspapers Italy some things
may be sad others not It happens usually where
small group controls Mussoni initiates another great
Italian Napoleon Bonapate He said his empire could not
he granted freedom of the press he was right
didn't last anyhow, by the way.
The Washington times., 1923-07-18
Fleets in the Air
They Alone Will Count in Future.

The French logical people earth and attending
strictly business hope for the best and prepare for the
OTHER thing Their army is put ION basis with $685.,
900 highly trained experienced fighters And France pushes
ahead with her aerial fighting fleet She determined that
England whose ships long have ruled the shall
rule the air.
The Washington times., 1923-07-18
Guns Will Talk
Their Language Is Plain.

Mr. Baldwin British Prime Minister tells France that
destroying Germany will destroy, economically the rest Of
Europe France replied yesterday by Selling three
German cities Lmburg, Eberfed and Barmen. means
cutting into Germany industrial heart by French
troops.
England needs apparently forceul spokesman In
the end and bombs from the air will probably do the
real talking Men listen when talk and sometimes
they had listened sooner.
The Washington times., 1923-07-18

iv7HILE our President dramatically drives a golden
w spike in Alaska, Minnesota voters expressing 'un-
The Washington times., 1923-07-18

Here in America going to sink two warshps
by dropping woton bombs them from flying machines One
ship will be moving target, the other will stand STILL
Rather expensive targets but anything cheap if it helps
this nation prepare for the only that is in
future-WAR FROM THE AIR.
There longer need of experiments however only need
of practice twenty-five thousand dollar flying machine
with of two and couple of bombs sink
forty million dollar battleshp and thousand
You don't have to HIT the batteship with your bomb
Drop ton of INT twenty feet from the side of bateshp
explodes the water and will crash in the steel side of the
ship you would crash an egg shell.
The Washington times., 1923-07-18
Taking the Wind Out of Their Sails.

FRANK A. VANDERBILT evidently hadn't read the latest
- Department Of Commerce bulletin when he remarked
1.-THE small outlet to foreign countries OF our
enormous production
Contrary to popular belief, England France, Holland,
Germany and Belgium last year bought 40 per cent
food and manufactured products local markets than
purchases during the five years before 1914
Half Of 1922 exports breadsufs canned goods
and provisions.
Propagands for debtors protesting that the only
remedy against agricultural depression is lend Old World
customers necessary spending money will have to find
fresh justification for their maudn inspired Sanari
tanism.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-10-10
MAC0MBER PLAYGROUND VERY POPULAR
WITH CHILDREN DUR ING THE PAST SEASON

lie Health Association. Miss Ballantyne
coached the play and Mrs. Erskine p.
Noyes had charge OF the different
dances. Much credit is due to II. Price
Webbcr, who helped much with the
play.
During the warm afternoons OF the
summer a story hour was held in the
summer house, ana each afternoon
two OF the young ladies of the Macon
Dor Playground Auxiliary read to the
children or helped them cut out paper
dolls
Through the kindness Of Guy ?. Can
nett the playground children were ahlc
10 have = picnic in GanneSton Park In
September. Refreshments We're fur
uishcd and a most pleasurable time re-
suited.
Mach credit is due TO Jack HYDE,
who as director took complete charge
of the playground and the little tots.
Tho experience which he has gained in
previous years as director of the PLAY
ground stood him I'm good stead this
Year and everything went off smoot h
~. to the delight of both the children
and of Mr.. Hyde and his helpers. Great
praise is also due to the young ladies
Of tho MaCombor Playground AuXil-
larry. who have been present every day
to h,,p Mr.. HYDE take care of the
largo number Of small children who
have utilized the playground.