The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-09-15
Fast Work All Around.


Few doctors, lawyers merchants priests enjoy
: the incomes of street beggars.
Last week onearmed mendican found IN luxurious
hotel rooms and possessed Of a new motor
Anthony Samara, when brought before Magistrate Hat
ting confesses that he gathers much So hour in
his tin cup at which rate Saaas tappngs may justly Be
computed at than $12 600 year
IF you cant get Cabinet job, get tray Of shoe strings
pencils and whine for aims busy metropolitan
fair side street location won't yield much beyond
Aviation records like Solomon Grundy,s career move
fast On Monday Lieutenant Sanderson reached speed Of
238 miles an hour Lieutenant Brow on Thursday hit the
255 mark in miniature Curtis plane.
Far more significant than the pace attained
that small machine can outstrp the biggest.
Such knowledge hasens the establishment Of commercial
air fvyer factories and the Of skybugges.
The flying age waits largely simpcation and price,
Dempseys Arm Could Lift Their Debt.
11HE mark longer exists. Leading American banks
erase German exchange from their Lists.
Imagine how Berliners feel when they hear that the
equivalent Of annual living paid for single
at the Dempsey Firpo ringside and bigger sum than
needed to iqudae their floating debt is collected ii adj
by the. titleholder.
Indications aren't favorable for Ruhr peace Strese
mann stops looks and listens before captivating to Po
cares terms.
Ex-Chancelor Cuno now in this country on private
AFFAIRS is evidently well out of thankess task What con-
tras he must note between his unfortunate land and
our peaceful, prosperous domain.
Wrinkles for Congressional BrOLDs.
EXCEPT for fuel difficulties and more or less critical
agricultural conditions, momentarly in filter
shape than at any time since 1914.
The United States Coal Commission intent upon fortying
when the prospect of failure agreements inn
minent that the President may reports in time
to cope with the situation.
Not until reasonable efforts exhausted
and harmonious dealings through Of public
opinion and Government ntercession should emergency
strike powers (which Congress is asked to authorize be
invoked
In other words, velvet gloves steel gauntlets.
Naval forces can't be employed prohibition policemen
The Eighteenth Amendment is brded by other articles Of
the Constitution which deny Executive right to
any branch of the national military establishment without
Congressional authority of sudden exgency
John Barleycorn wrgges out of Davy Jones'
locker
The Skeletons in Their Closets.
A MOTHER 'ncorruptibe'' with clay feet. Stamboul-
isky late $1OOa-month peasant premier of Bulgaria.
did very we'll by himself Five hundred and seventy
thousand dollars is unearhed in his Sofia residence Time
has not many Maras and Robesperres Danton took
his bit. John Sobiesky wasn't above little graft on the
side
Young Mr.. Lewsohn various members of whose family
distinguished in the fields Of "copper" Coffee prison
reforms sensational matrmony seeks relief from
torum which, asserts, he voluntarily committed
himself because lady friend there If the report
proves correct, that's the proper place for him.
Paraphrasng Puck ''What fools and hypocrtes these
mortals be!'