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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

RETURNS FROM IOWA
m. w. Roam has returned from
Rapids, Ia, where he attended
u services for his father, J. ].
who died recently in Long
Calf.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

Members of the Sunshine. club
will meet tomorrow afternoon at the
home of Mrs. ]. M. kisner.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

Cauliflower and Cabbage
for sale. N. D. State Peni.
Tertiary.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

MEDIUM BROWN HAIR looks
best of all after Golden Clint
Shampoo.
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CITY NEWS
Parents of Son.

Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Putnam Of Nc
Asnzie, are the parents of SOL,
born at the St. Alexius hospital Sun
day.
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lUEsTs AT COOK HOME
! J. H. Cook and little son,
7 Of Wing are visiting ct the
Of Mrs. Cooks sister, Mrs. A.
,o/ and family for the week.
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VISITS BURKE HOME.

VISITS BURKE HOME.
4. Burke, of Hardin, Mont,
Sunday visiting at the home of
pther, E. T. Burke. Mr.. Burke
d over on his way from Min
lis to Hardin.
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ATTENTIONS!

ATTENTION!
knights of Pythias. The
first meeting Of the coming
season will be held Wednes'
day evening, Sept. 10th, at !
o'clock. All members who
can possibly do so are urged
to attend.
Aug. Carlson, C. C.
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LEAVE FOR VISIT,

/ N. Dugsn and 7er daughter,
Ed. Fitzgerald left todsy for !
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-27
EDITORIALS
WHATSOEVER A MAN SOWETH.
THAT SHALL HE ALSO REAP"

Pancho Villa, notorious Mexican
bandit, was murdered last Friday.
He died as he had caused hundreds
of others to die-by an assassin's bull
lets. For decade os years this ig-
norant peon, with the intelligence of
a gorilla, plundered and butchered
vast territory or northern Merico.
He overthrow governments and mas
sacred whole towns. He even invad-
ed the United States with his atroc-
tiles.
No form of government in Mexico
was able to cope with him-lhe was as
elusive as the fox and as terrible as
the beasts of the Jungle. The intel
ligent and organized forces of the
United States Army could not catch
him and punish him. The United
States was made to appear ridiculous
by its futile expedition sent after
him thru the wilds of Mexido.
At last he was bought off by the
present Mexican government He
was given huge indemnities to retire
from arms. A magnificent estate
was presented to him where he lived
like lord, surrounded by retinue
of servants and guards. But Pancho
Villa is dead-shot to death by one of
the thousands of enemies who had
sworn revenge.
"Be not deceived. God is not
Knocked. Whatsoever man someth,
that shall he also reap"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-27
SPOILS OF WAR STORED BY
WAR DEPARTMENT SOURCE
OF WORRY TO GOVERNM'T

War trophies brought back from
France by the A. E. f. after their
capture from the Germans are prov
ing am increasing embarrassment to
the War Department, particularly
with the approaching disposition of
the port of Newark, N. j., army base
site and facilities. A large portion
of the nearly 100000 big ard little
cannon, rifles, machine guns, and
other fighting equipment of the enc
my are stored at that place The re-
mainder is in storage at Norfolk, Va.
Efforts through two years to.
legislation through the Congress for
the disposition of the war trophies
to the various states have failed. A
new bill is in process of formulation
at the War Department The New
ark property probably will be dispos-
ed of within few weeks, and as the
War Department has no funds for the
transfer or storage elsewhere of the
trophy material, an agreement with
the purchasers of the Newark site,
permitting the trophies to remain
where they are until Congress acts,
probably will be necessary.
The smaller trophies are stored in
warehouses and are in good order.
The larger items, including2, 1877 guns,
ranging from ten SS-millieter wea-
pons up to 16l 'heavies" of the 245-
millimeter tye, are stored in the
open with 1000 Geran war vehicles
of any kinds. These, according to
army reports, are rapidly deterior-
ating. The smaller pieces include
10000 German rifles and 10000 ma
chine guns.
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HOW DO THEY MAKE IT?

The Secretary of Labor, James j.
Davis says there are 10000 Chinese
in Cuba today waiting for a chance
to be struggled into the United States
and that they are willing to pay from
500 to $4,000 apiece for this service.
This might suggest to some minds
an economic thought quite apart
from the ordinary argument on Chi
nese exclusion. If a Chinese with all
the handieaps that he must face in
this country. can still see opportuni-
ties to make money here sufficient
to justify him in paying such ruin
Gus sums in order to get here, there
should be small excuse for poverty
and failure on the part of any born
in this country or admitted legally.
Buffalo Express.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-27
FAST TRAVELLER

A colored soldier who was beating
it for back area as fast as he could
go when he was stopped by a white
officer.
Don't delay me, sub" said the ne
gro, as gotta be ON my way"
Boy" replied the officer, "do you
know who am? I'm general
GO ON, white man, you amt no
general
II certainly am" insisted the Off
Ger, angrily.
"Lordyv exclaimed the negro, tax
ing second look. "You shore is. |
musta been travelin' some, cause |
didn't think I'd got back that far
yit. OTTAWA Evening Citizen.
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EsL-OTIIsSAAMl. II sSgyEFSAM4 u. 4,

her very soul.
That first May day of her discovery
when called out to wander lonely as a
cloud by the spirit of Spring
day she had happened on her magic
circle-all that rough upland world
was hurgeoning. and the beauty of
these deserted fields hurt the heart.
Susan never easily wept, but that
day-safely hidden in the magic
circle, then newlf hers-she threw
herself down on the ghost grey moss
among the spicy tufts of sweet fern
enjoyed, as she later told me, the
most seriously abandoned good cry of
her life. The dogwood trees We're a
glory of flushed white about her,
shining in on every hand through the
hlack-green cedars, as if the stars had
rushed forward toward earth and
clustered more thickly in nearer
midnight sky,
Life had no right TO be so over
whelmingiy fair--if these poignant
gusts of beauty gave no sanction to
all that the bruised heart of man
might long for peace and joy"
Many moons ago we read the story
from which the above paragraphs were
taken. The novel impressed us then
does now in fact. This particular
portion etched itself indelibly on our
heart, so that it is our permanent pos
session.
Some things we can explain, but
just why we Were gripped by this bit
of verbal magic, we cannot say. To
us 1t is unforgettable, part of the
eternal mystery of Spring.
Spring. Spring in the dream
| haunted woodland, There is witch
cry, glamour, romance that
would need the pen of a Wordsworth
to fifty describe.
Lee Wilson Dodd, in THE Book Of
Susan has done workmanlike job,
in weaving about Susan's love story
a fabric of poetic prose: tapestried
thoughts about flowers and trees and
woods John Ruskin might well be
proud to own them.
We realize what Tenpyson meant
when he said;
II would that my tongue could
utter
The thoughts that arise in me-"
f. f. S
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BY c. G. G.

The wing chair and foot stool in
the above sketch are shown uphol-
stored in a plain material with de-
sign in cross STITCH ON the back of
the chair and on the stool. Much old
English and early American furni-
ture, when upholstered, had cross
stitch or tapestry work ON it. The
English was generally quite elabor-
ate and had the whole surface of the
material covered with the design in
needlework. There were many and
elaborate stitches the gros point
which was a coarse stitch and the PEI
tie point, which was a fine stitch.
There We're various other stitches
which were often combined Ia one
piece of work.
The American needlework was
simpler and more easily copied. When
the whole surface was covered, the
work was done on an open canvas and
the design completely filled the
piece of goods. 1t required infin-
tie patience and much time to COM
plete piece of that type. Often,
tho, we find cross stitch applied to a
piece of goods. Today it is being done
for covering furniture. The cross
stitch can be bot done ON pieces of
goods cut to fit chairs, davenports
and stools. The larger textile houses
are getting out such decorative WORK,
and tho the work is being done by
machine it is expensive.
But anyone with patience can do it
themselves. In this chair the mater
ial is dark dull brown or antique
black which is good color to set
off the brilliant touches in the de-
sign and looks well on any type fur
niture or in any room. A taupe or
golden tan could be used as effect
lively.
The design is one of bunch of old
fashioned flowers, roses, tulips, for
and daisies, with sprays
of green mixed in. The colors range
from brilliant blue in the forget-me-
nots to dull red and yellow in the tu-
lips and soft coral pinks and rose
tones in the roses. Touches of lemon
yellow and ivory tone in the daisies
and various shades of yellow green,
sage green and dark bottle green for
leaves and stems complete the color
scheme.
These designs can be bot stamped
ON pieces of materials. Or the mater
ials can be bot in quantity for the
whole chair and foot stool, and the
design can be stamped ON the piece
for the chair back and stool top. If
one is clever at drawing or copying,
the design could be drawn on the ma
terial in chalk. Many of the depart
ment and furniture stores, as well as
the art needlework stores, carry
supply of these designs from which
a selection could be made. The design
for the stool need not be as elaborate
as that on the chair, but should carry
out the general color scheme.
The result is most effective and in
lividual. In a room furnished in old
fashioned furniture it would give
touch touch to the old world
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-27
HOME "STUFF"

If you must insist on feeding the
rats, try white arsenic and corn meal
Don't cuss the mosquitoes! You
have only yourself to blame if they
breed in tin can of stagnant water
that you've thrown about your home.
Get out and clean them up!
1t has been proven that some cats
and dogs carry scarlet fever, mumps,
chicken pox, diphtheria and other dis
ease germs. If your children play
with them, be sure that they are
clean and sanitary.
People may laugh at You for eating
bran for breakfast and say that it is
food for horses. But you can laugh
at them when you find that you don't
have stomach cramps any more.
Hydrogen peroxide will take out
berry or blood stains from skin or
cloth. But if used on colored fabrics
it is likely to bleach the color also.
Wait until the sun goes down to
water your flowers or vegetables. 1t
will be cooler job for you and it will
make your garden do better.
If you find you can't resist eating
things not good for you, then leave
them off the table. Will power is
one thing, and good health is another.
Does the drain pan under the ice
box run over and spoil your floor?
1t will save your temper and labor if
you bore hole in the floor for fun
mel and pipe to drain outside.
Old oil paintings may be cleaned
by using a raw potato cut in halves.
Rub the canvas carefully with the cut
side Of the potato, always in one di-
rection. Cut off the soiled surface of
the potato as it gathers dirt from
the canvas. Then wipe off any mois-
ture left from the potato and your
painting will be clean and fresh. 1t
will also preserve the canvas.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-27
AQUET0NG ITEMS

The Misses Betty and Eleanor Win
die have returned home after spend
ing three weeks with an aunt in Fox
Chase. James Windle is on avisit
there this week.
Miss Edith Musgrave is enjoying a
two weeks vacation here with her
aunt, Mrs, G. Windle. Miss Mildred
Frances is also visiting here.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-27
WORK PROGRESSES ON NEW
THEATHRE PROPERTY

Lambertville- George Banchof has
completed the removal of outbuildings
on the orpheum Theatre property ON
Bridge street. They are advertising
in this issue for bids to dig the stage
cellar at the rear of the lot, 2SX40 #
The office occupied by the Water
Co. is expected TO be vacated about
August LIST, and the market Sep, !,
and work will be commenced on these
buildings at that time.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-27
FROM THE BOOK OF SUSAN
BY LEE WILSON DODD

AT one point Susan had to pass
small, swampy meadow through
which a mere thread of stream work
ed its way, half choked by thick
springing blades of native wild iris;
SO infinitely, SO capriciously delicate
in form and hue.
And here, if these were in bloom,
she always fingered while, poised
on the harsh hummocks of bent
grass, herself as slender as Il reed.
The pale softly peneilled iris petals
stirred in her a high wonder beyond
speech. What supreme whimsical
artistry brought them to being there
in that lonely spot; and for whose
joy? No human hand. cunning with
enamel and platinum and treated sill
yer, could after a lifetime of pat
fence. reproduce one petal of these
uneounted flowers. Out of the muck
they lifted, ethereal, uneavthly--yet
so soon to die
Oh, she knew what the learned had
to say of them.--that they were
sexual devices; painted receptions for
attracting insects and SO assuring
cross-pollination and the lusty eone
tinuance Of their race. So far as it
went this was unquestionably true;
but it went just how far?
The color and secret mamma at
tracted the necessary insects, which
they fed; the form of their petals and
perianth tubes, and the arrangement
of their organs of sex were cunning
ly evolved, SO that the insect that
sought their nectar bore from one
flower to the next its fertilizing gol-
den dust.
Astonishing, certainly But what
astonished her far more was that all
this ingenious mechanism should in
any way affect HER 1t was OBJ
viously none of her affair: and vet to
come upon these cunning mechanistic
devices in this deserted field stirred
her set something meffable free in
her-gave it JOY for wings: It was
as if these pale blooms of wild iris
had been for her in less mortal
sense, what the unconscious insects
We're for Observation-Disclosures.
whose non-ethereal contacts fortified
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-27
IT HELPS QUITE A BIT

Our Democratic friends who are
always clamoring for the United
States ito do something for Europe"
should remember that American
tourists are spending enough every
year in Great Britain to pay the in
terest on Britain's debt to us. Isn't
that doing something for Europe?
Paulding (O.) Republican.
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Ink From Other Presses
VITAL QUESTIONS
DISCUSSED BY
LEADING EDITORS
OF THE COUNTRY
WASN'T THAT KIND OF AN
ANIMAL

A Wisconsin editor was visiting in
Chicago and decided TO buy a new Pa
mama hat. Going into a store, he
asked the price of one that looked
good to him. The clerk replied: eff
teen dollars"
"Where are the holes?" the editor
asked.
The clerk appeared bewildered for
moment, but managed TO ask, "What
holes ?"
The editor replied: "The holes for
the ears of the ass that would pay
SIS for hat like that. "-Pathfinde
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-27
ROBBERY VERSUS RESTITUTION

Among the leaders of Germany who
are holding up their hands in horror
and protesting against the iniquity of
France in enforcing her rights in the
Versailles Treaty, is one Kurdorf.
This same Kurdorf (note the "Kur")
is the same who in 1915 was very vo-
ciferous in demanding that Germany
take over the French Channel district
and Belgium and deprive the people
or any one else a vote in legislation
or public affairs concerning them
selves. He demanded DANGEROUSLY
that heavy indemnities be exacted of
England and France. Just note the
word "indemnities" instead of rep
arations."
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"VETERANS COLUMN"

"Sambo, | don't understand how
you can do all your work SO quickly
and so we'll"
"Tll tell yuh how tbs, boss. |
sticks de match of enthusiasm to de
fuse ov yenergy-and jest natchural-
ly explodes, | does" New York Eve
ming Mail.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-27
AMERICA AND HOME SEEK ERS

Some years ago the British gov
eminent sent commission to the
United States to study industrial con-,
ditions here. The commission visit
ed all parts of the country and in its
report remarked, among other things,
the large proportion of labo'ing peo-
pie here who own their own homes.
Now comes a woman. Mrs. Edith Ell
mer Wood, of New Jersey, and de-
clares that the United States does
less than any other nation to encour-
age home owning. Well the govern
ment at least makes the people pros
porous. or opens the way to prosper
ity, as an encouragement to home
owning.-New Castle (Ind.) Courier.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-27
WEBS LONESOME SOLDIER
AFTER ROMANCE BY MAIL

After correspondence of two
years with a lonesome soldier"
whose advertisement she read in a
local newspaper, and whom she new
err saw until a few weeks ago, Miss
Annie S. Erect, Sunbury, Pa, be-
came the bride of the soldier, Charles
L. Names, of Bristol, Ind.
Names was in the regular army
When he was discharged he FASTENED
to Sunbury and his proposal of mar
riage was accepted.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-27
ACTUALLY HEARD THEM RUST
LING OVER FLOOR!

Mrs. Jameson writes, 1.-THE night
we returned to our house, the roach
eswere so thick in our kitchen and
pantry, We actually heard them rust
ling over the floor when we turned
the light on. Thanks to Royal Guar
apteed Roach Powder, we got rid of
them quickly"
Sold and guaranteed by
ALL LEADING DRUG AND
HARDWARE STORES
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-27
HER FAV0RITE

who is your favorite poet. Miss
Gush-- Longfellow or Whittier"
"Oh neither of them; mine is much
more wonderful. | am quite in love
with him, and the strange part of il
is that | don't even know his first
name. Can you tell me, professor?
His name is Anon Houston Post.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-27
AN AILMENT TO SUIT THE CASE

Doctor-"But, my dear sir, can't
prescribe whisky for you unless l am
convinced that you need it, What
are your symptoms ?"
Patient-"What symptoms would
you suggest, Doctor"
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CAN'T PLEASE THEM

Even in "A land literally flowing
with milk and honey there would be
the problem Of convincing the pessi-
mists the milk was not sour.-New-
ark N. j. Star Eagle.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-27
IT'S THE HEATED SEASON

straw vote may show which way
the political winds are blowing or
may simply indicate the direction of
the direction of the currents of hot
air.-Portland (Me) Express.
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WOULD SPOIL THE SHOW

In the next war, we'll draft the
dollars as we'll as the men, says the
President. The idea seems to be to
take all the fun out of war for any
one.--Portland (Me.) Express.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-27
FREDDY THE FROG SAYS

wuz ter Offer EN- free gold dollers
they'd call cop ter watch you while
they went an had EN- tested.
the Teller that's always yellin ter
BE FRENZY is always the sort NV
cuss that lord almity eouldent be
FRENZY with
you don't hav ter knox yore TOWN.
folks always decides yer town is just
like YOU before you open yer mouth
seen place onct where hauled
fishin boats up on the Land an made
houses NV EN- becaus theyr wernt
enuf houses theyl hav ter do that
in Lanlbertville purity soon
<ssese
SMALL TOWN PHILOSOPHY
If all men are born equal, then we
are sure that some hard-boiled egg
has elbowed lot of people out of
their place in the line.
We don't worry about what others
think of us it's all we can do to
keep from laughing our head off
about what we think of other people!
It's better to be Tilted after an n
gagement than after wedding. If
it's the first, then the other fellow
who takes your place is elected to
pay the bills; if it's the second, then
YOU'RE the goat!
The boob who knocks his own home
town is usually the sort of cuss who
would be drummed out of any other
town. One booster is worth Jail full
of dead -heads'