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The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25
THE NEWTON RECORD

Last weeks issue of The Newton
Record. under the able leadership OF
Claude Cunningham, contained the
announcement OF the purchase OF a
Model = Linotype, one of the very
latest machines made by Mergen-
thaler
The progress being made by ME-.
Cunningham will be interesting to a
number of old time residents of Ran
kin County, as he at one time lived
i'm Brandon and was connected with
The Brandon News, being associated
we believe. with Wayne May.
Only recently The Newton Record
paSsed its DIST milestone and is to-
day numbered US one of the very
best community newspapers in the
State.
The purchase OF new Linotype
is no small matter with a weekly
paper. as the price is i'll the neigh
borhood of. 100000, and the fact
that Mr. Cunningham has made this
addition to his plant shows that me
people of his county are supporting
their paper admirably.
Here's hoping Brother Cunning
ham that your people keep the Model
busy and that YOU see many moro
prosperous birthdays.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25
j. A. JACKSON

Mr.. j. A. Jackson, of Pickett, an
nOunces this week for member of
the Board Of Supervisors from Dis
trict No. 5, of Rankin County. Mr..
jackson is young man of splendid
ability and has been for several years
in BUSINESS at Pickett. He served
as Road Commissioner of Super
visOr's District No. 5, for several
years, and in that capacity rendered
valuable services to the people of
this district.
His business ability and experience
with public works qualities him for
the office which he seeks, and ii
elected will render efficient and
capable services to the people of the
district.
He is a strong believer in good
roads and that the people ought to
have the benefit of their money when
invested in public roads. He prOm1s-
es to see that every dollar spent will
benefit the people and tax payers
of the district and county by having
every dollar purchase its full face
value for the district.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25

Engineer Dieter of the State
Highway Commission is quoted as
saying that the survey for the road
leading from Jackson east TO Pela-
hatchie in Rankin County has been
completed and that work will be
started on July LIST, with the hope
that the road will be finished by
winter. The Federal Government
paws for half of-this road and Rankin
County the other half. 1t is a part
of the east and west highway be-
tween the Alabama line through
Meridian and Jackson to Vicksburg. .
The above quotation form recent
copy of an exchange says that work
of the highway will begin on July
LIST.
We see no reason why work should
not begin lat an earlier date, as the
county's appropriation is now avail
able. and we certainly need the road.
Rankin County citizens had eX-
pected building operations to begin
in the course of two or three months,
and we hope that something can be
done soon.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25

The attention of our readers Is
directed to the announcement else
where in this issue OF Honorable
u. NJ. Anderson rs a candidate TO
succeed himself to the office OF
District Attorney for the Eighth
Judicial District of Mississippi.
There is no district office of more
vital importance to the people than
that of District Attorney, nor one,
the NAL administration of the duties
of which. are more hurtful TO the
people. Upon the proper discharge
of the duties of this office depend
in the main the careful adminlstra-
ton of Justice.
For the benefit of our readers we
point out the fact that Mr.. Anderson
is deeply conscientious of this, ana
has during his three years in office
given every man and womap win
whom he has come in contact faIf
treatment and equity before the law.
He is Il hare worker. an exception
ally brilliant attorney, Il gentleman.
We commend him TO the conSldefa-
lion of our readers.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25

of this week, as Prof. X. f.. Steen
was attending court in Brandon.
Rhoden and Horace Holman, OF
Burns. are guests of their aunt. Miss
Lucy Robinson.
Mr.. John Fortenberry. prosperous
planter. of North Rankin, went to
Jackson Monday. returning Tuesday
Little Grover Tanner, small son or
Mr.. and Mrs. Cleveland Tanned. is
quite i'll with pneumonia.
Quite Il number of our citizens at
tended court in Brandon Monday and
Tuesday.
Mid Mckay, of Holly Bush, was
Il visitor here Monday.
Miss Helen Evans, who has been
visiting in HaZlehurst, has returned
home.
DR.. l.. O. Church has greatly i'm
proved the looks of his property on
Main St by building new fences, ana
replacing some dilapidated buildings
with new ones.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25
HOLLY BUSH

We are glad to note that the
health of our community is excellent.
We regret very much to lose our
friends and neighbors, Mrs. w. j.
Right and family, who will make
their future home in Brandon.
Our teachers attended the teach
ers' meeting Mt Brandon Saturday.
Prof. Steen spent a very pleasant
night in the home of Mr.. j. c. Nc
Kay last week.
Miss Wilma Robinson went home
for the weekend, accompanied by
her charming friend, Miss Gladys
Mckay.
Messrs. Robert Anderson and
Leonard Baker, of Sand HILL were
welcomed visitors in our community
Saturday nisAt.
Little Marjorie Boiling. who has
been going to school In Tennessee
has returned to her home accompan-
led by her uncle and aunt, Mr.. and
Mrs. l.. H. Boiling, who expect to
spend few months here.
Miss Hazel Wadsworth, of Pela-
hatchie. is visitor in the home OF
Misses Eunice and Mamie Jones.
Mr.. Ellis Murray and Misses Alma
Murray and Christine Smith spent
Sunday very pleasantly in the home
Of Miss Irene Willie, near Branch
Mrs. Matte Pearl Murray has
moved back to her home, much to the
delight of her many friends.
The Holly Bush and Brandon boys
played very interesting game OF
basketball at Brandon Saturday The
score was II to ; in favor of Holly
Bush
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25
FANNIN

The sick of our community are i'm
proving.
G. II. McLaurin, after ii pleasant
visit to Hammond La, returned
Tuesday.
Evon Long. of Clinton. spent the
week end with his parents. Mr.. ana
Mrs. j. l.. Long.
Charles CRIMES, of Hammond, La.
was in our village last week, shak-
ing hands with his many frieds.
III. r. White and wife spent Thurs
day at Sand Hill, as the guests OF
Mrs. Whites mother Mrs. Kate
Boyd.
Tom Measells. of Pelahatchie, was
here last Wednesday trying to get
some Of our business men interested
in ears.
W. NJ. Swilley and family spent
last Saturday ut Langford with their
friends, and III the afternoon attend
ed the ball game.
Mrs. w. G. Barksdale, and Walter
Harrell, of Sand Hill, transacted
business in this part of the world
last Thursday.
Quite crowd of our young men
and boys went to LangfOrd Saturday
afternoon to enjoy the ball game
between Guide and Langford.
Tom BIhtton, Cary Aldridge and
X. ID. Sheriff. made a bushes strip to
the county capital Monday to court.
Mrs. j. n. Morley and children, of
Marks, and Miss Hattye Boyd, Of
Sand Hill. were the guests of their
sister. Mrs. II. r. White, Tuesday.
|. O. Brown. wife and sister Miss
Mollye. made bushes trip to the
Capital City Thursday. Mr.. and
Mrs. Brown returned the same day
Miss Mollye came the next.
Mrs. NJ. A. Massey and children
came last Monday and stayed a
week, After the. conference Rev.
Massey accompanied Rev. Barrett
and |. O. Brown home. The Masseys
have Il score of friends here who are
always glad to see them.
Last Thursday S. w. Tinnin and
his friend, Cleveland Washington,
made IA trip to the dental office at
Brandon. After the dentist got
through and they started home.
Cleve waved DR.. Burnham fareu
we'll
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25
RURL F. PURYIS

We take pleasure in presenting the
name of Burl f. Purvis as candidate
for Chancery Clerk of Rankin
County. He needs no introduction to
the voters of the county, being well
known IN practically every section OF
tie county.
Mr.. purVis was born in the south
eastern part of the county 80 years
ago, and has lived there since then.
except for few years when he was
away at school or teaching. He has
been postmaster at Pickett since
1918. This is his first time to run
for an Office.
In event oil his election, he epromis-
es to put up four years of honest
service.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25
BISHOP AINSWORTH
SCORES MOB RULE
IN SOUTHLAND
Appeals to Men to Obey Law, and
Not Resort to Mob Rule. Discusses
international Relations of u. s. at
Present Time.

Bishop w. n Ainsworth, presid-
ing officer of the great Methodist
Convention which was in session in
jackson Monday. Tuesday and We'd
nesday of last week, delivered an
earnest appeal to the reason of men
10 obey the law and not resort to
mob rule in An address before the
Kiwanis Club on Wednesday ut the
Y. NJ. G. A.
Bishop Ainsworth, known as one
IF the best speakers OF the south,
was in good form, and delivered
telling blows against the mob rule
for which the south is so well known.
lie related how he was in Quebec
and gave a telegram to n messenger
boy which was to be sent TO his home
folks in Georgia The messenger boy
remarked that Georgia WAS where
they kill negroes by the dozen. "
Again he was in Hot Springs, Il
waiter discovered that he was from
Georgia and asked if that was not
the place where they burned ne
grocs to hear them fry
Bishop Ainsworth pointed ont that
when you get several hundred miles
away from the southland where
these lynchingS and appeals to mob
rule take place you discover how
great it hurts your country.
A second. question discussed by
the learned Bishop was that of the
International relations of the United
States at the present time. I'VE
gave our youth and our wealth i'll the
fight over there, and | would not
detract one bit from the glory of it,
but the time has come when every
American lin IL European Capital
hangs his head in shame because the
United States has withdrawn from
foreign affairs"
The Bishop received prolonged ap-
plause at the conclusion Of his adj
dress.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25
SHILOH

We have had great deal of rain
since Sunday afternoon, and the
weather is cooler, much to the de-
light of the many families who kill
ed hogs last week.
Rev Paul ID. Hardin visited
Uncle" Pink Wadwick and Mr.. ID.
G.. Ragsdale and family last week.
We are so sorry Mrs. Callie Till
does not improve fast. We sincerely
wish for her speedy recovery.
We are so glad Mr.. ID. M. Robbins
has improved to the extent that he
was able to attend church Sunday.
Misses Ella and Mary Johnson.
who are teaching at Pickett, spent
the week end at home. They
brought two of their little pupils
home with them, much to the de-
light of their sister, Mildred, and
little neighbor girls.
Messrs. w. L. Mobiles and Geo.
Knight attended the great meeting
at Jackson last week. They report
very enjoyable time.
Miss Ruth Ragsdale, who is teach
ing at Antioch, spent the week end
at home.
tended church here Sunday.
We have had rain two Sunday
nights in succession, which deprived
US the pleasure of having prayer
meeting. We hope to have pretty
weather next Sunday night so we
can have services.
We are so sorry Mr.. e. N. Walters
has been so sick. We sincerely hope
he will soon be well again.
We hope everybody who can will
attend Sunday school We need your
hearty cooperation and help.
Mrs. Della Edwards and two
children returned to their home in
Alabama, last Saturday, after spend
ing several weeks here visiting rela-
tives and friends.
Miss Mamie Sue Robinson spent
last week in Jackson, visiting her
sister, Miss Myrtle Robinson.
Grandma" Sheely is spending
some time in Pelahatchie, visiting
her son, Mr.. Chas. Sheely.
One of our home girls, Miss
Mamie Edwards, who is now at
Hazlehurst, has been very sick with
pneumonia. We are so glad to know
that she is cOnyalescing nicely now.
Miss Robert Williams, of this
community and Mr.. Clarence Yearly
of Shreveport, La, were happily
married last Saturday in Jackson.
The many friends of this noble
young couple extend congratulations
and wish them long life of connu-
bial bliss. After spending several
days with relatives and friends here
they returned TO Shreveport, where
they will make their future home.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25
j. E. KERSH

The Brandon News is pleased to
announce this week the candidacy of
]. Il. Kersh, of Brandon, Route 2,
for the office of Circuit Clerk. of
Rankin County. Mr.. Kersh has been
a resident of Rankin County all of
his life, and now lives eleven miles
southeast of Brandon. He is 20 years
of age.
Mr.. Kersh is an ex-soldier, who
served overseas for about thirteen
months. He is unable TO do manual
labor He has been getting compen-
sation from the Government but this
has lately been discontinued.
He has never aspired for the office
which he seeks, and if elected,
promises to discharge the duties of
the office fairly and honestly.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25
SAND HILL

Mr.. and Mrs. Tom Moore and
children. of Morton, spent the week
end viii Mrs. Moore's father. j. A.
Robinson.
Mr.. Walter Harrell left Friday for
Meridian. where he has accepted a
position.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. n. Worley and
children have returned TO their home
in Marks, after IA visit to relatives
in our community.
Mr.. j. A. Robinson is attending
court i'm Brandon this week.
Mr.. Ira Worley, of Cincinnati, is
spending a few days with his father.
w. B. Worley
Mr.. and Mrs. A. NJ. Davis, of Pela-
hatchie, spent Saturday night with
Mrs. Kate Boyd.
School News
superintendent H. p. Barksdale
and county agent O. l.. Simmons
called at our school Tuesday and
made excellent talks in behalf of
the various agricultural clubs.
We have just received a number OF
opera chairs for our auditorium, and
are planning to purchase scenery and
drop curtain for our stage within
short time. These things will add
greatly TO the attractiveness and con
venience of the room.
Our students are observing better
English week now, and everyone
seems to be interested in the drive.
Both teachers and students are
putting forth great effort In prepa-
ration for the Field Meet
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25
p. C.. TAYLOR

Under the regular heading will be
found the formal announcement or
K. c. Taylor as candidate Tor
Sheriff of Rankin County. Cliff has
many friends in the county who Will
welcome this opportunity of casting
a vote for him. He has never held
office before, and if elected to the
high office of Sheriff and Tax Col
lector of Rankin County. promises to
perform his duties to the very best
Of his ability.
Cliff TAYLOR is former resident
of Beat /. and since coming to Bran
don has proved one of the most pro-
greSsive and up-to-date citizens OF
this town. He is Il model of sobriety,
thoroughly honest and capable ana
would make good sheriff.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25
POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS

The Brandon News is authorize
TO announce the following candidate
subject to the will of the voters i
the August Primary:
FOR DISTRICT ATTORNEY
HON. ID. M. ANDERSON
(For Re=EIeCtiOnD
FOR REPRESENTATIVE
w II. BOONE
FOR SHERIFF
JOHN Il. ROSS
O. BUCHANAN
LESLIE NJ. STINGILY
II. c. TAYLOR
FOR TAX ASSESSOR
ID. H. WARD
c. T.. MCKAY
FOR CHANCERY CLERK
RITRL +. PURVIS
FOR CIRCUIT CLERK
j. T.. KERSH
FOR SUPERVISOR
BEAT One)
X. G.. BERRY
FOR SUPERVISOR
BEAT Three)
j. b. WORLEY
FOR SUPERVISOR
BEAT -
w. ID. OWEN
FOR SUPERVISOR
BEAT Five)
G.. Il. HARRIS
ii. NJ PURVIS
!. \. JACKSON
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25
PELAHATCHIE

Wilson Rogers. of McGomb. came
Thursday to visit his mother. Mrs.
Anna Rogers, and sister, Mrs. Robt
Wilson. with whom Mrs. Rogers is
now making her home.
Mr.. Henry Robbins, of Guide. was
transacting business here Thursday.
Messrs. Cleveland Tanner and Will
Till attended the Laymen's meeting
i'm Jackson Thursday.
Mr. Buck Worley, of North Rankin
was a visitor here Thursday, and
purchased a new Ford Touring Car
at the Myers Motor Company.
Preston Walter, of New Orleans, is
the guest of his parents, ID. A. Walter
of Route 2.
G. s. Ware, of Concord, transacted
business here Saturday.
Miss Ester Latham, popular as
sistant high school teacher, spent the
week end in Birmingham. Ala.
w. +. Cunningham, prominent
farmer OF near Shiloh. was business
visitor here Saturday.
Chas. Grimes, former resident,
but now of La, was greeting ms
many friends here Sunday.
County Surveyor Wynn. of Bran
don, was working here last week.
Work has commenced on the new
residence of Miss Estelle Spann, on
the lot adjoining Mrs. Josephine
Summers.
Lavell Ross, of Jackson, visited his
father and mother, Mr.. and Mrs. Jim
Ross. here Saturday and Sunday.
Bro. w. j. Dawson was unable to
fill his appointment here Sunday, as
he was called to Arkansas, by the
death of his brother. His appoint
ment was filled by III. III. Black,
from Millsaps College.
Mrs. Felix A. Walker and attract
i've daughter, Martha Charmer. re-
turned TO their home in Hatchuchbee,
Ala, Thursday, after delightful
months visit with Mrs. Walkers pa
rents. Mr.. and Mrs. Lee Wilson.
Mrs Daisy Phillips went to Jack
son Thursday to attend the funeral of
a cousin. She returned Friday.
The home Of Mr.. and Mrs. Jesse
Warwick was gladdened Monday by
the arrival of a fine daughter.
Marion Stingiiy. of McComb, Is
here for brief visit.
Mrs. Anna Rogers has purchased
Mrs. McGOwen's property, and will
move there soon.
We are sorry to learn That Uncle
Charley Walter has been quite ill at
his home for several days.
Mr. +. n. Ross transacted business
in Jackson Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs S. f. King are the
proud parents of a son, born Monday.
This makes the third son in their
home.
Miss Levy Mckay, popular as
siStant pOstmiStreSS, delightfully."- en-
tertained last Tuesday night, in the
home of Miss Tom Wilson. Rock was
enjoyed, and delicious salad course
was served to the many guests that
enjoyed the hospitality of this home.
Mrs. Will Till was hostess Satur-
day at delightful dinned for the
school teachers only. Mrs. Steen,
Misses LeOna Hardee and Ethel Par
nell enjoyed her hospitality, as the
rest of the other teachers were out
of town.
Mr.. r. V. Shields, daughter, Mary,
Messrs Jesse Warwick, r. t. Brown
H. H. Fox and daughter. Anna How
ard, attended services Sunday morn
ing at the Presbyterian Church in
Brandon.
Mrs. Sam Allies, of Morton, was
the attractive guest of her sister,
Mrs. FL. HI. Fox, Sunday.
There was no high school the first
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25

The other day two women, one OIL
whom was very deaf, were walking
by the railway. Suddenly an express
train rushed by, and as 1T passed the
engine gave Il double shrek that
seemed to rend the sky. The deaf
one turned to her friend and remark
ed with happy smile: That's the
first cuckoo I've heard this year.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25
DIR. w. II. BOONE

An announcement of more than
passing interest is added this week
from DR.. w. IT, Boone, who is out
for Representative from this County.
Or. Boone has lived in the county
FOR more than 40 years, and has al
WAYS taken an active interest in
everything that would tend to the
upbuilding of the county and state.
He has never held office before, bat
will unquestionably make good
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25

PER CENT MONEY. Under
Bankers Reserve System per cent
loans may be secured on city or farm
property, to buy, build, improve, or.
pay Indebtedness. Bankers Reserve
Deposit Company, 164S California
Street. Denver Colorado
Jan / l. Mar lie
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25

representative if elected to this I'M
pOrtant office.
DIR. Boone is from the Pickett
neighborhood, and has host OF
friends who will work for his elect
ion
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25
ND send a large mouse

Il wish you'd send Il large mouse
trap 10 my house"
Eyes sir. and who is it for?"
Don't be silly. young man; It's
for the mice of course.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25
A POOR PLACE FOR A SALE

Two gentlemen of Hebrew eXtrac-
ton were shipwrecked, so we are
told. For two days they flOated
around on a life raft.
Near the end of the second day one
of them cried: Likely, / see sail.
''Vat good does dot do us?" snap
ped back the former salesman, I've
amt cot no samples"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25
NECESSARY EVIL.

$50 you desire to become my SON
in-law?"
mo, | don't. But if | marry your
daughter. sir, l don't see very well
how | can get out of it,
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25
ACQUITTED

She-What is this dark hair doing
on your coat?'
He-'That's the suit | wore last
year. | expect the hair has been on
it ever since you were a brunette.
dearest"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25

STRAYED-2 black horse mules,
white mouth, about Z or s years old,
thin, long hair. Left my place about
3 months ago. Finder return or
notify T.. e. Jackson. Brandon. Re-
ward 25-2-c
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25
THE AFTERMATH

When | looked out of the window.
Johnny. was glad to see you play
ing marbles with Billy Simpkins.'
I'VE wuZZn't playin' marbles, ma.
We just had a fight and | was help
ing him pick up his teeth"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25

A BURGLAR ENTERED THE
RESIDENCE OF A COUNTRY EDl-
TOR IN IOWA. THE BURGLAR
MANAGED TO SAVE HIS UNDER
CLOTHES TO ESCAPE IN.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25

IN NEW YORK A MAN BURNED
HIS WIFES CLOTHES TO KEEP
HER FROM RUNNING . AROUND.
NO ONE NOTICED THE DIFFER
ENCE.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25

I've often stopped to wonder
At fate's peculiar ways;
For nearly all our famous men
Were born on holidays.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25

The man who can't get his wife's
attention any other way will find
In at he is most successful if he talks
i'm his sleep.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25

Sylvester McLaurin says sunshine
ought TO begin where the honeymoon
leaves off.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25

with so much excitement going
on nowadays, who can expect every
married couple to stand hitched!'
asks Roy Fox.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25

Scott Donnell to Dave Gayden-
''You are so pessimistic that you look
in the death column for your name.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25

Stanton Thornton says, 'If you
don't use our soap, then for heavens
sake use our perfumes"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25

That's the guy I'm laying for
said one of Ed McIntyre's hens as he
crossed the barnyard.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25

If you can't do what you like,
suppose you try liking what you do
and see what happens. declares Lane
BuSiCk.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25
6w\ Salts
BY O. w. l..
con With Laughter

Howdy friends. A woman is going
to marry the man that shot hef.
Revenge il sweet.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25

Prof. Broom says some people are
absolutely punctual i'm being late
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25

"A mosquito is great screen
actor, and he always gets by.
smokers Rudd Sprague.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25

Charlie Martin says one good thing
about jazz is that it keeps you from
noticing that the piano is out of tune.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1923-01-25
SIDESTEPPING MRS. GRUMPY

"Why do you go on the balcony
when l sing? Don't you like to hear
me?"
1T isn't that l want the neigh
bors to see that I'm not beating my
wife,