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New Britain herald., 1923-11-22
Spe aking of Sports

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 Now the West Sides and the All Hartfords are sort of up in the air.
 They had intended to play each other on Thanksgiving Day but now All-New Britain seems to have the inside track with the Frog Hollow boys
 Hinkie Haines. formerly All-Ameri- can back with Penn State, has joined up with the All-Hartford outfit.
 The Mohawks of Meriden will enter tain the All Hartfords Sunday. Tea gle will play quarter for the Meriden boys and they also have solicited the services of Rarnikow but it's safe bet he'll be seen with New Britain in Providence.
 On Sunday the West Sides play the All Bridgeport team again. They hope to defeat the conquerers of the steam Rollers this trip.
 Soccoly, one of the best in the city at pocket billiards. will play match with Martin of Waterbury tomorrow evening at Rogers alleys. This is the second match of home and home series for special purse.
 Aldrich. former Yale Captain, pre- diets 15 to victory for the Blue Saturday
 The Penn eleven is all up in the air. Every place on the team is now open to competition and even the captain is not sure of his berth. The Penn boys feel they have little chance of beat ing Cornell next Thursday.
 The rubber pants used by West Virginia University football players last Saturday when St. Louis tTniver- sity was defeated on q muddy field were designed and originated by Glen Warner, coach of the University Of Pittsburgh squad, according to w. C. Spears, head coach at West Virginia.
 They arc designed not to make the player slippery and elusive to wouln- be tacklers. but to shed tho rain and prevent the mating Of mud on tho players. Dr. Spears adopted them when tho actual experiment showed that pair of pants used on Il muddy field weighed 30 pounds more after the game than they did before, Ar- cording to the West Virginia coach, Pitt and West Virginia are the only two schools in the country who keep ihrso rubber pants as Il regular part Of their playing equipment,
 John McGraw announces he in- tends to rebuild the Giants from the bottom ID, despite tho high price of concrete
 Walter Hagen is also great hunter. And naturally shooting birdies tx cineh for him.
 Predictions that If win be dis. agreeable winter were doubtless in- spred by the unexpected return Of Valentino.
 Wrodlers in New York lament lack of work, as if wrestlcrs ever wanted tD work.
 Tn other words. Hiram Johnson | thinks tho government ought to cut oni the old-faslioned mass plays and l 20 in for forward passes.
 Dempsey and kearns arc going 10 Europe. Probably heard that a new | bank has been started over there.
 Ifnr dealers make s3. 3.0g0. 000 out of | skunks in one year. What could Dc sNcetcrf
 Arrest Frankie Mason on charge Of l obtaining money under false pretenses. l Maybe he was posing as prize | fighter.
 English golf champion coming to America Luckily hc comes with a i mashic instead Of q message. Fighter roiIts opponent with water bucket Making effective Use of the | chaser, as you might be moved to
New Britain herald., 1923-11-22

Soccoly, one of the best in the city at pocket billiards, will play match with Martin of Waterbury tomorrow evening at Rogers alleys. This is the second match of home and home series for a special purse.
New Britain herald., 1923-11-22

On Sunday the West Sides play the l-Bridgeport team again. They hope to defeat the conquerers of the steam Rollers this trip.
New Britain herald., 1923-11-22

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New Britain herald., 1923-11-22

Aldrieh. former Yale Captain. pre- diets 15 to 0 victory for the Blue Saturday
New Britain herald., 1923-11-22

The Penn eleven is all up in the air. Every place on the team is now open to competition and even the captain is not sure of his berth. The Penn boys feel they have little chance of beat ing Cornell next Thursday.
New Britain herald., 1923-11-22

Fighter routs opponent with water bucket Making effective use of the chaser, as you might be moved to comment.
New Britain herald., 1923-11-22

The rubber pants used by West Virginia University football players last Saturday when St. Louis univer- sity was defeated on n muddy field were designed and originated by Glen Warner, coach Of the University Of Pittsburgh squad, according to w. C. Spears, head coach at West Virginia.
New Britain herald., 1923-11-22
Is at Full Strength.

Tho team will be at it's full strength ln the game Saturday. Not one Is on tho hospital list, none are victims of their studies. each Is prscticing faith fully. and all arc keeping in the best cf condition.
 AS far as records arc concerned the Hardware City team has fl on it's Cap- ital City rivals. Although it lost one moro game than did the Capital City
New Britain herald., 1923-11-22

John McGraw announces he in- tends to rebuild the Giants from the bottom ID, despite the high price of concrete.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-04-15
|NvEMTS MACHINE r | R DISSECTION
 IF LIVING CELLS
Work of Instrument Delicate Enough to Work On
 Microbes

CHICAGO, April- 14.-Amiero-ylvl- section apparatus, governed by tinely adjusted screws. whose work is so delicate and minutely exact as to enable it to dissect livng human cells winch are actually invisible to the naked eye, has been perfected by Professor C. r. Tharaldsen, of the department of zoology of Northwest University, according to an annouce- ment made at the university today
 For years scientists have been making repeated attempts to break through the barriers surrounding the invisi ole protoplasms- which make up the human body, on the theory that once the complete basic cell is per feetiy understood, the control of the greater machine will be vastly ex- pedited." says the announcement which adds The new invention ac- eomplishes this.'
 The little device can be held in the palm of one hand It is of brass, with various screws manipulating Ithe arms. which in turn govern glass needles and pipettes that literally cut the living cells which are suspended q in a hanging drop of nutrient fluid under the lense of a micros scope
 This machine is an inrproy em n [ of the Barber pipette and also of the Chambers apparatus" eXplained Prof. Tharaldsen. Tt renders 1t pos sible for the scientist to remove certain portions of living human cell and yet keep the remnant living and thus to observe the results as II again develops. By means of the
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-04-15

pipettes or glass tubes I can inject various chemicals directly into the protoplasm of these cells and there fore study their effect under the Tense of the microscope. The machine also is proving valuable in isolating pure cultures of bacteria by a much more rapid method than now com monly employed
 Asked as to the significance of the invention. Prof. Tharaldsen continu- ed:
 During the last half century it has been apparent that the key to all problems of the functfoning of the human body must be sought in the protopla Ism of the human cells. These minute bodies are the units of which all the larger parts are constructed. Each one constitutes a chemical en- zine which of itself contributes a vital bit to the functioning of the entire body. The condition of the human body, whether in health or in disease is but the external ex- pression of tine more subtle force within these minute cells. Studies in the past Fave largely been confined to the observation of dead and fixed tissues, but in the last h years there have been repeated attempts to dis sect the living human protoplas m and to develop study under condi- tons of complete dissection. This ou, little machine renders wholly pos sibie and practiea ble."
 A year ago Prof Tharaldsen in- vented a paraffin oven which greatly simplifed the work of research in la, boratories. None of his inventions, he says, will be sold for his personal profit. but will be turned over to humanity for whatever good use they will serve.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-04-15
UNEMPL0 L0YMENT CUTS INTO PAY ENVELOPES
Industrial Wage Farmers Lose Heav-
 ily By Laying Off

WASHINGTON, April II. .- Indus trial wage earners lose. on the aver age 10 per cent of their working time through unemployment, due mainly to lack of work; one-half per cent through sickness; another one outs, and ten per cent more through part time employment. according to figures complied by Ernest s. Brad ford. member of the economic ad- visory committee of the Presidents conference on unemployment. The findings are published by the United States bureau of la abor statistics
 Of 15 .000.000 or 16.000,00 industrial workers, 1.500,0e0 on an average are unemployed mainly because they can not get work. 375.000 are sick. l60, 900 are locked out or On strike, and an other .500 000 are on part time. The average worker, out of a 300 oay working year, loses 30 days because he cannot get work, seven through sickness. three from strikes and lock outs. and 20 through part time work He is losing his pay according to Dr. Bradferd's conclusions, 70 days out of the 900.
 His wages are reduced 23i2 per cent through unemployment, part time work. sickness and strikes and lockouts, or 22t2 per cent if the time lost during the latter is deducted Instead of getting S4 day. his pay is then really only s310; instead of eetting B day, it is reduced to s3.S7 These figures are averages and refer to the average employe over period of several years, taking good times with bad. Thus. if he gets $l q day his average yearly wage will he not sl .200 a year but s92o; at s5 d
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-04-15
SPLENDID RECORDS OF COWS RAISED BY BOYS CALF-CLUBS IS SHOWN
10000 Young People Upon Farms Members Of
 Organization

CHICAGO, April 1.-Two calf-club boys have made advanced registry records Of production with their club calves. and Il third has taken second place In cow-testinG association, according to an announcement of the Holstein- Friesian Association of America. This is the first record of calf-club boys making official rec ords' of production.
 Buttonwood Marie Pontiac Korn- dike, Hols.ein heifer owned by liar old Brown of Pemberton, N. l., has made an official record of 300.1 pounds milk and 10.5 pounds butter in seven days. During the two sea sons Harold owned the calf he won first prize ribbons at eight shows. Earl Ahmann, member of boys calf club of Kern county. California. is owner of Jeanie Neeman. Holstein heifer which has just finished d seven-d day official production record of GIT pounds milk and S2.3 pounds butter. The COW was fed, mliked and cared for by her young owner during the entire test. Thomas liar vey finished second in the Hazel Greene, Wis. cow-testing association with his club calf His grade Hol- stein heifer produced 14,S pounds of butterfat In one month Master Har- vey is not yet l ? years oli.
 Ten thousand farm boys and girls are me mbefs of calf clubs, Bankers loan money to these children to buy calves. County agricultural agents, calf club leaders and college eXten- sion workers supervise the work Many county and state fairs have opened special classes for competi- ton of club calves. This yeAr the Holstein association has appropriated s3,0oo for ealf-club prizes at state fairs and dairy shows.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-04-15

day it will be Sl,150 instead of S1500 and al $50 day will be sS05 instead of S1nl0.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-04-15
DICK ARTHUR TO. SELL TRUCKS FOR [ WART-BRE WER CO.
Will Specialize On Sale of ArmIeders For Local
 Concern
Announcement. was mads

Announcement was made short time ago, by the Ewart Brewer Darby Motor company. of the ae- quisition of the franchise for Arm leder Motor, Trucks and in this con- nection 1t is now made public that Dick" Arthur has joined this or ganization and will devote his time to the sale of these trucks. In speaking of the new line C. l.. Dar- by said: We believe we have the best truck value on the market and predict a good business on this line. We have all models in stock ready for delivery and a full line of parts. We will give the very best of service on these trucks and feel sure they will give one hundred per cent sat isfaction. Mir. Arthur is well known in the Birmingham business world and we feel that we have the right man to handle this new line fer us"
 Ewart Brewer-Darby company also handle the Cole. Haynes and Co., lumbia cars and report splendid volume of business for the first quarter. number of deliveries were made this week and orders placed for many more.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-04-15
AUNT|E CHATTER. TO STOP CHATTER. IN FORD 5 \ N ] {.
New Lubricant Highly Praised By Ford Owners Who
 Have Used It

What is claimed to be one of the most important developments in the field of motor fabrication is the in- troduction of "Auntie Chatter" which is being put out by Auntie Chatter Motor Oil company at 1526 Third ave- nue. An official of the conlpany said in regard to "Auntie. Chatter that it was the only oil on the market that was equally as suita;lc for the motor as for the transmission of Ford car and that it was positively guar anteed to stop the annoying chatter ing" of brake and transmission bands that is prevalent in the Ford. This lubricant" he continued. Ifs an ideal motor oil as we'll as an ideal lubN< cant for the transmission, but it must not be diluted with any other off. for this destroys it's effectiveness. It is patented formula and nothing else like it has been marketed.
 "Auntie Chatter. has been tried by hundreds of Ford owners in Birming ham, who praise 1t highly and say that it does everything claimed for it. A wide distribution for this oil has been secured and it may be pur- chased at number of places. A large number of testimonials as to the efficiency of "Auntie Chatter" have been written by local Ford own CTS who are using 1t with much sat- ixfn
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-04-15

An attachment for telephones in vented by an Englishman enables deaf persons to receive messa ges through the bones of their heads and their teeth.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-04-15
100000 USED CARS
Dealers In United States Have This
 Number On Hand

ST. LOUIS, April 14.--Automobile dealers of the United States had 400,- 900 used cars in stock on March 15. according to compilations of figures gathered by the National Automobile Dealers association. These stocks had total capital investment of S152.206. $40 The estimated losses that the dealers will absorb on this stock and investment in the first three months of 1923 reaches figure of S23,o91.982.
 The figures that make up this startling result were obtained from q study by the National Automobile Dealers association into the used car experience of 3.333 dealers in IS states, stretching from the Atlanta to the Pacific oceans, and covering the Mississippi valley. The figures were based on the reports by these three thousand dealers who them selves acknowledged stocks totaling 31.015 automobiles, with a capital in- vestment of $13,350.119. The study discloses that there is an average of 1C,SS cars in hands of 3S,000 autobile dealers with an average capital h. Nesrment of S4005,43 per dealer.
 The capital invested is the cost at which the dealers acquired these stocks and does rot include 6iel fig- ures for reconditioning, overhead, etc. They are the bare figures of what the dealer allowed for those cars in accepting them in trade on new car sales. These figures do not include reports from exclusive used car stores, but are solely from deal CTS who are handling used cars as part of a new ear business.
 The market values which these same dealers report is accepted as the actual worth of these used car stocks .Ind officials Of the National Auto- mobile Dealers association call at tention to this peculiarity-that it is almost imposs ble for any one to es- te blish q market value for any ar timle until that article has been sold. The National Automobile Dealers as >Jria ion executives believe that the r'irket values reported are simply i;.-ures for twlifc n th hessicaiers on their aWn best judgment expect to sell those cars.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-04-15
ANNOUNCEMENT

ME appreciate the many expressions of w sympathy for the losses sustained by us in the recent fire at our establishment
 We are happy to announce, to all own CTS of Packard Cars and Trucks that our,stock of parts was practically unharmed, and that we have opened temporary quarters for our service department, at 1920 AvenueF.
 New cars being rushed to us from the Packard factory will very soon enable us to supply orders placed with us
 Offices are open as usual at Magnolia Avenue and Sycamore Street.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-04-15
PACE IS TOO SWIFT
Japanese Claim To He Ahead Of
 United states

HONOLULU, T. H.. April 14.-Jap- anese in the United States are be tweep 10 and t5 years behind their fellow countrymen in Japan, accord ing Sto statement made by Prof. T. Kato of the oriental college. who visited here on his return from 2 three months trip to the United States.
 s.The majority of the Japanese in the United States are unable to ac- quaint Themselves with conditions Of their country. and at the same time they are unfamiliar with the trend of affairs in the country of their residence as they are unable to read the English newspapers" he said. In order to keep abreast Of the times. we must rely upon the power of the press,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-04-15

son was S9, record figure ioi Vienna.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-04-15
.ALL NIENNA nANcEn

VIENNA, April 14- The Vienna citv government realized l,1gs 900.0n6 crowns by way of amusement taxes levied on dancing entertainments during the recent carnival. The av- craze number of balls hctd uu eaet# Of Se 4l nights of the carnival sea-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-04-15

pHILATELISTS TO HOLD CONTEST
 LONDON. April !4AHundreds. of entries have been received from all aVer the world, especially from America, for the worlds stamp col leeting champi onship which will be decided here in May.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-04-15

The nta howng # Ameb in Bmh wa d ka a the f p ma A. Ky
   The F A A mpn @ a o 0 a in h cheve ,ad in ~ he in  t
  the e maxi i lies turn n n many ar o hd with m ne
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-04-15
TREES NAMED FOR HEROES

DULL I'll. Minn. April 1i-A large part of the activities of the Theo- dore Roosevelt International High way association during the spring months will be devoted to the plant ing of trees along the right of way of the highway. each tree to repre- sent a World War hero. Announce ment of this program has been made at the international headquarters of the association.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-04-15

Persons overcome bv eases from automobiles and gasoline engines should he removed te fresh air and artificial respiration applied .until q physician ard fe5
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-07-07
Handel Expuroated.

The following ancedote Is given In
the preface to copy of DIR. John
Clnrk's edition of the Messiah" the
testimonial of which is signed by
Henry II. Bishop, William Parsons.
John Braham, and Muzlo Clement.
Being on visit to friend In a
country place the inhabitants Of which
were more primitive than scientific,
Doctor Busby, on his way to church on
a Sunday morning, overlook one OF the
chorlsters with bundle Of music books
under his arm. What have you got
there. my mann said the doctor. Zum
of Handles music, eur, that we're gOln'
to zing at church today was the re-
Iolnder. Handel said the querist,
somewhat astonished, don't you find
his music dihicultT Why, said the
countryman, we did at fust, EUR, but
we altered un bit and be goes very
well now"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-07-07
oldtlme PharmaeIes.

Many ancient wood cuts show the
pharmacies of the day usually NOR
tar and pestle occupy ~ table In the
middle of the room and many shelves
on the walls are filled with bottles.
Before the Introduction OF chemistry
into pharmacy. mortar was almost
all the equipment that was needed.
There were no complicated pills or
olutments to be made In the place
of labels the bottles or containers
bore the coats Of arms of titled fam
llles and the badges of cities
In the Sixteenth century there was
reformation in pharmacy. labels
appeared on bottles, and every kind
Of drug or preparation was carefully
preserved In a fitting contalner In
England paracelsus simpllfled the art
OF preserving by the discovery OF
tinctures, extracts and metalli salts.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-07-07
Give q IIttIa Helm

John was a big fellow, rather shy,
and II was hard for him to express
his thoughts. For months l knew he
was trying to get up courage enough
to propose.
Jim was travelling, and once month
he was in town and had asked me
several times. He was turned down,
but came hack undIsmayed. l re-
ceived q letter from Jim saying he
would be at home Thanksgiving and
expected me to say "Yes" when he
saw me.
That night had Jim's letter on the
table where John could see II. OF
course, It was mentioned, and when
he asked what Jim had to say l told
him the truth and added that l cared
more for someone else, 50 Jim's an
sw er would be mo"
II did not take one minute for him
to take me In his arms and tell me
what had been waiting to hear. But
TO this day have never regretted
sha 1itfla holm gave,-Exchange.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-07-07

says, would not be desirable Tor the
banks.
"The plan is not fair even to farm
ers: Il involves unjust discrimina.
tion," Mr.. Foster says. THE Edison
plan fixes the loan values of all prod.
ucts absolutely, uniformly and arbi.
trarily. 1t ignores the relative pros
poets of different commodity markets
Only by the merest chance would such
a method give a fair loan valuation.
Fifty per cent of the average price
for the previous twenty five years
would be too high for some commodi-
ties and too low for most OF them.
With such details the Edison plan is
not concerned.
Banks Fairer to Farmers
1.-THE general practice Of the banks
is not only fairer to farmers, but It is
sounder business. There is no justl-
flcation for basing the loan value OF
anything upon average prices In past
years. Sound banking practice looks
to the future. A bank-for the pro-
lection of lis depositors, II for no
other reason-must consider above
everything the prospects of getting
its money back. And farmers pros
poets Of repaying loan from the sale
OF his product depend entirely on fu-
ture prices, not at all on past prices.
Last years runs do not count In this
years game"
AS to the claim that the Edison
plan would curb speculation in farm
products, Mr.. Foster says;
There is nothing in the Edison
plan that would tend to abolish spec
ulation. Even after the farmer had
stored his products and obtained a
losn from the Government. he would
still be free to sell his products out
right to spectators. The farmer
would have all the inducements to sell
that he has today. and spectators
would have all the inducements to
buy.
Clearly, then. the Edison plan
would not provide money that is
soqnder than gold money: It would
NOT provide a money less subject to
fiuctuation in value; 1t would not en-
able farmers to obtain larger loans
than they can now obtain; 1t would
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-07-07
Coz Amau WIN Il.

verboslty and the grand manner"
win sometimes accomplish marvels. An
elderly actor with stately bearing and
melodious voice went for a holiday to
Sunderland.
Fishing one day 10 forbidden
stream be was accosted BY the keeper,
who asked him by what right he dared
to WELD the rod and line In private
grounds
by what right77 answered the nelo-
dramatic one. by that great right
the vast and towering mind has Ger
instinct Of the vulgar kind"
The keeper stared at him for q mo
menf. then touched bis cap and said
Beg pardon, sir, didn't know that
London Tit-Bits,