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Southwest Washington labor press. [volume] (Hoquiam, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1923-04-20
BOOZE AUTOS
UNCLE SANS ORDERS

Uncle Sam has decided to seize all
motor cars caught transporting liQ-
uor They probably will accumulate
faster than the wooden ships, and it
may take an extra session OF Congress-
to locate and buy parking space for
them. It may also be callel upon to
pass a motor subsidy" in order to
sell the cars after they have been con-
fiscated
The string Of reporters for this pa
per have been asking the business"
manager for motor bus to gather
news with. II Uncle Sam goes into
the used car business their wants
may be satisfied. They have agreed
to give tho editor the spare tire TO
use for haif-soles and rubber heels to
make life's walk easier.
Southwest Washington labor press. [volume] (Hoquiam, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1923-04-20
QUOTA LAW is WORKABLE.

The three per cent immigration
law, is workable. said w. w. Hus-
band, commissioner general Of immi-
grafton, in a speech before the Civi.
tan Club of Washington, d. c. He
said that during the past year the
newer and less assimilable immigra-
ton from southern and easretn Eu-
rope has been checked; while the old
er type, from northern and western
Europe, has increased.
Southwest Washington labor press. [volume] (Hoquiam, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1923-04-20
BUILDING AND BASE BALL

The Harbor is breaking all building
records. There isn't hardly a lot left
for the youngsters to use for a base
ball diamond. They may get even by
breaking all window records.
Southwest Washington labor press. [volume] (Hoquiam, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1923-04-20

(BY JOSEPH JAcos)
BY Joseph Jacob.

The Pan-American conference now
being held In Santiago de Chile prom
ises to bring about great changes in
the relations now existing between
the United States and the rest Of the
members of the union. II the changes
are adopted Merico will become an ac-
tive member of the conference regard
less Of whether the United States has
recognized the Mexican government
or not.
Southwest Washington labor press. [volume] (Hoquiam, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1923-04-20

carry traffic the Tehuantepec has
steadily been losing business and its
retirement on a pension government
subsidy is the only way by which 1t
still may keep alive until such time as
the agricultural development of the
adjacent country VIII produce suffi-
cient traffic to make the road self.
sustaining again.
A reward OF s1,OOO.OOO is offered by
a Mexican oil company to any one
who can prove that It's daily produe.
tion Of oil is less than 100000 bar
rels. The persistent report that the
company's oil supply was dwindling
below the 100000 mark forced the
challenge for a showdown.
It was James G. Blaine who in 1881
revived the moribund Pan-American
Union which is now holding its fifth
convention at Santiago, Chile. Mr..
Blaine was a great statesman and
even in those days he could see the
Importance OF a close understanding
between this country and the Span
ish-American countries to the south
of us. Mr.. Blaine could foresee the
eventual construction Of the Panama
canal and the need of friendly neigh.
bors contiguous to the canal.
The United States Public Health
Service co-operates with the Univer
sal Health Service established by the
League of Nations. AS a result OF
this alliance many diseases have been
stamped out and many others, such
as the flu. have lost much of theiI
hold upon the human race. Thousands
upon thousands live today who would
have died II the aloofness preached
by the irreconcilables had been al
lowed to interfere or have any infu
ence when universal health was TO be
considered. Nor should It be allowed
to influence Americas decision in the
establishment Of a world court thai
seeks to facilitate the Inauguration Of
universal justice and fair dealings be
tween nations without resort to arms
Southwest Washington labor press. [volume] (Hoquiam, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1923-04-20

The fifth anniversary of the death
Of zapata has been duly commemorate
ed in the capital of Morelos state. A
mass Of floral offerings was deposit
ed on the former bandits grave and
the Mexican government was Official
ly represented at the ceremonies.
Southwest Washington labor press. [volume] (Hoquiam, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1923-04-20

tfio signs IN service ai least until the
picture ahows close At night
30. Gertrude, dear. ! an net run.
ming a question and answer "eolyum. ?
but with al due regard for your per
Thence ana lnauialtlyeness IS 70 what
use on my hair besides henna ito
make II look 50 beautiful and glossy. +"
VIII conflde to ron mat ] use 3 To-
ton that has got henna beaten from
cosmopolis to Mociips. and Is as far
ahead OF the essence OF that tropical
shrub for restorative purpOses.as cas-
tor oil Is ahead OF pareg0ric. Self
addressed stamped envelope. please.
for additional information.
o
About the only similarity between
A braham Lincoln and Alexander
Young Is that there are the same
number Of letters in their combined
names The board Of education, how
ever agrees the latter was by far
the bigger man. and the new school
building in North Aberdeen must
perpetnate his memory by being
named after him. Whether Il was a
facetious wit or a patriotic Lincolnite
who changed the name on the build
ing Is a mystery, but It developed the
fact that the martyred Honest Abe
still retains ardent supporters.
o.
Noah was 500 years old before he
know how to build an ark. Noah
Webster, LII. d. wasn't that old by
several furlongs when he built his
dictionary. but It seems to this Twen-
tieth Century female that he was
nightly inconsistent. The other day
/ came across the word "salamander,"
and not knowing its definition 1
chased up and down the "sas column
in Websters masterpiece until dis
covered that 1t was "a newt" was
just as much in the dark as is William
Jennings Bryan on who is going to be
the next president. but l had a clue,
and on turning to newt" / found that
1t was "a salamander." sit any won
der that you can't get any sense out
of this column?
Southwest Washington labor press. [volume] (Hoquiam, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1923-04-20

Yaqui Indians are opposed TO an ex-
tension Of the Southern Pacific Of
Mexico into their country. They pro
pose to take up arms rather than per-
init the penetration OF their country
by railroad.
Southwest Washington labor press. [volume] (Hoquiam, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1923-04-20

The Tehuantepec railroad is about
20 quit business. The report Is that
there are neither passengers nor
freight to carry and the lumber need
ed 10 put the road IN shape would
cost approximately 100000. Since
the Panama canal commenced to
Southwest Washington labor press. [volume] (Hoquiam, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1923-04-20

A Mexican newspaper advocates
colonization Of Mexico by Mexicans
temporarily residing in the United
States. The Mexican 'braceros" are
urged to return to their native land
and help make it a country worth
while living in.
Southwest Washington labor press. [volume] (Hoquiam, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1923-04-20

Piggly-Wiggly went to market, all
right, on the New York stock Tx
change, and drove all the other big
and little piggies home.
Southwest Washington labor press. [volume] (Hoquiam, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1923-04-20

The American workmen are GER
tainly some ''cut-ups." Forty per
cent Of the cutlery used in the whole
world is manufactured IN the United
States.
Southwest Washington labor press. [volume] (Hoquiam, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1923-04-20

tfic signs IN service al least until the
picture shows close At night
Southwest Washington labor press. [volume] (Hoquiam, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1923-04-20

The Aberdeen city council is GER
tainly saving money on its electric
light bills. ! was On Heron street at
2 O'Clock on a recent morning Ono, /
won't tell you why was out SO late),
and the surroundings carried my
think-tank back to Biblical times
about Moses when the light went
out" Good thing we have progressive
merchants who pay to keep their cleo
Southwest Washington labor press. [volume] (Hoquiam, Wash.) 19??-19??, 1923-04-20

John d. Rockefeller's income Is a
million a month. Oh, well, John Bar
leycorn had an income OF several
times that amount and he finally
went to the mat without taking any
Of It with him.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-07

a charge of criminal libel brought
against him by the pastor Of an OPP
posing sect here. And the ovcrseer
says that fighting In court has taken
and win take so much OF hts time
that he Just can't spare the time to
travel around the earth's rim.
one Of the tenets OF the Zionist be
lief IS the world Is fat and is
rounded by water. The modern geo
graphical teaching Of a ball-shaped
earth IS regarded MS heretical and
anti Christian
81 ann getting together an expedi-
ton TO sail around the outer rim OF
the world ard prove the Zionist be-
Hef-whioh IS the teaching Of the
Biblo-is correct" Noliva announced
a year ago.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-07

very first drink the bartender poured
knockout drops.
The next morning the cowboy
awoke with Il headache, sick, dizzy
ana d~isgusted. He had no memory
If any fun at all. His money had
been taken from him. his horse had
been stolen and even his gun was
missing.
Sore. sour and d~isgruntled, the I'M
fortunate individual started to walk
twenty-five miles back to the ranch,
cursing fate. A little way out of town
he saw another man on the trail.
ahead Of him. The stranger bent
down to lace his shoe.
With q growl, the cowboy kicked
him. snarling:
D you. you're always lacing
your shoe in front of me"
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-07

seven Of those children then.
There are nine now.
Bernhard thought that with
the war ended he could work
and enjoy the simple pleasures
that were his before a power
hungry monarch attempted to
conquer a world.
But-Germany didn't pay.
Bernhard doesn't understand that,
either.
High finance is out Of his line.
Plaster and mortar are all he knows.
Suddenly the blue uniforms he
knew so well six years ago were all
around him.
The French had occupied the Ruhr
in order TO make Germany pay he
was told.
What that meant he didn't know.
But he did know this-that while
his wages jumped 200 per cent. every
thing he bought jumped 500 to 600
per cent.
Today Bernhard gets 1000 marks
an hour and works forty-seven hours
% week. His total pay for the week
is 4T.000 marks. OF this he must pay
10 the government 10 per cent. leav-
ing him $1,000 marks a week to sup
port his wife and nine children about
Isl a Week, according 70 exchange
rates ar this writingl.
Here IS EerDhard's menu for the
7avr PD~ IfDrra-P aud F-r,Fy--
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-07
The Southland
ANYWHERE IN THE SOUTH.

ANYWHERE IN THE SOUTH
l Ike the South-a lot of Though now and then some spot Of it
Does not exactly thrill ne through and through;
And in this southern latitude 1 sur am full of gratitude
For all the friendly things that people do.
They have a joyous way with them that brightens up your stay with them
And they're not out to rob you of your chnk.
But n unkindly reference L make with all due deference:t
I wish that they'd make coffee fit to drink!
IT'S muddy Is their rivers ael I wonder what folks Hvers are
Who drink this southern coffee every day
A spoon will scarcely sink in it, there must be lc and ink in it,
It's strong enough to pull a heavy dray.
By some Internal trcNery they fill it full Of chickory
And then. as if that were not qute enough.
They stew it for a hour or two. thus giving it the power to
Compete with T. \. 7. as potent stuff.
Sometimes, by luck that's notable, you find the coffee potable.
4 drink that anybody al inbibe;
But mostly its incredible, a beverage 81 dreadabe
That nothing in the language could describe.
Oh. sOUtherneTS. you've treated me superby. and vouys greeted me
With courtesy wherever have stayed:
<kIove you most adorngIy. but still cry inplornely.
you'd learn how coffee should be made"
- -BEI2TON BRALEY.
xErTJN Copyright, 1928. NEA Service, IncJ
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-07
$685. 900 HOTEL PLANNED
New Company TO Erect Eight-Story
Apartment Building.

An eight.story apartment hotel will
be erected by the Summit Realty Com
pany at 2035 n, Meridian st. at cost
Of $525, 900. 1t viii be completed by
oct. /. 1t will have a frontage OF
eighty feet on Meridian St. and a
depth Of 40 feet. and will be Of rein
forced steel with brick and stone finish.
Directors Of the company, which
was organized Tuesday. are e. G..
Sphinx, c. j. Schulz and Fred A. Likely.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-07
CEASES
FLAPPING AT 18.
DECLARES WOMAN
Industry Threatened With
Disruption by 'She5a'S'
Advent,
BY JOSEPHINE VAN pc GRIFT

10y van M GkhlE 4
NEA scrricc StoC Writer
n TGW YORK, March And now
the fapper is threatening to
II ' disrupt industry.
when is the ~girl-worter a napper7
When is she not a napper3 And how
many hours should she toil2
These questions are the present
source Of contention between the war.
ring camps OF the Womeu's Trade
Union League and the National
Woman's Party.
The con roversy came when these
Organizations split over labor legis-
lation designed for women workers
Tho greatest problem Of industry
is the problem Of the dopper," says
Miss Frances Perkln8. woman mem
Der Of the New York State Labor com
mission. spcalr!ug for the Women's
Trade Onion League Forty two per
cent ~ tho women IN industry are
under q years ~ age. These. along
with all other working womou should
be protected by an c~ieht-hour law"
'lhe nlpper ceases being "a Gauper
at 49, declares Miss Adelaide A. Sted-
man. national field research secretary
for tho National Woman's Party. "Un-
I'D She lis is, give her the protection
accorded children.
after she is IS, let her make her
way on her own merits under the same
conditions rs men work. To pass leg
|islation compelling her to work only
a certain number OF hours a day, to
enter. only certain Industries will
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-07

u tLtttF bN NI't-
ator on the Marion Daily star. Mrs.
Tuttle used 20 be- one OF Your proof
readers
put EN- - the bottom Of the list"
Harding directed az once, so I EAR
l,ve 'em an the time they want. And,
George-have oue OF the White House
automobiles here and put II at their
disposal for the rest Of their stay I'm
Wash uEton''
Wen leave It 70 YOU II hat isn't
treating old pals square,
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-07
WIFE TELLS OF QUARREL
Husband Found i'm Stupor Near
Empty Alcohol Bottle.

Arthur Finney, 20. Of 100 Fl.
Wayne Ave, was In city hospital to-
day Mrs. Lulu Finney, his wife.
told police she and her husband quar-
would END il all" \ half hour later,
Pete Costus, a roOmer, found Finney
in an upstairs room unconscious, An
empty alcohol bottle was at his side.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-07
What IS the population Of India?
i india oveTpOpulated.

The 1927 census return gave a pop
ulation Of BIS. s42 4S0. az compared
with 3~f5.15G.34G IN 1911. an increase
in the ten wear OF about IL per cent.
The census total of 1921 is divisible
into 247.003. 292 Tor over II per cent?
for British India. and 7~t.939.1S7 Tor
over - per cent? for Indian states.
India is not ovcrpopulated. for two
thirds of the people live on one-quar-
ter of the area. In Burma. Assam and
elsewhere a much larger population
might subsist.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-07

prov tIneEC
THE improve
ment, according to
Gen. Charles T..
a r. " hite
II physician.
while gradual is
steady and inspires
the hope that after
"a few months away
from Washington,
among surround
iugs where rest and
reCuperatiou a r q
more stimulating.
the FIRST lady will
have recovered her
old-time vigor and
-
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-07

HE cowboy had
come into town
for q good time.
lie had $500 or
so. the fruit Of
m a y months
hard work on
the T a n & Q. 1t
was in the days
before Volstead
h IL d done his
work, so Of
course the cattle
puncher headed
for the nearest
saloon.
It was a tough
place, and into
h | g customers
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-07

PAYING TIHE widow of F. W woolworth had an in
FOR come last wear Of 1926 $50. Most Of il came
THE WAR Z from the 5-and 1O-cent stores. This is re
vealed in a New York court-aIso the fact
that income tax took $251.597.
While this left Mrs. WooIworth $445yO55 "to the good. % the
size Of her income tax shows that being rich is not quite as at
tractlve as II used to be. Also that the wealthy are digging down
in their pockets to help pay for the war, the same as the family
OF small income which Indirectly pays taxes when it buys things.
The income tax is the fairest and most sensible Of all taxes.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-07
MICHIGAN DEFEATS
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT

Measure Lacks Five Votes of Passage
by Legislature.
RI United Nelos
LANSING. Mich, March Fol
lowing a four-hour debate. h lowes
house Of the Michigan Legislature
Tuesday voted down a bill to restore
capital punishment as the penalty for
first degrees murder. y
The measure lacked five votes of the
tfty-one necessary.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-07

the names Mr..
and Mrs Tuttle
Montclalr. " J
They G down
for an interview
OF five minutes
wv n os Tut.
tle2" tho presl
dent inquired Of
Secretary Chris
tlan. who had
presented tho
days schedule
"W y. Mr..
President. said
Christian, that's
CT q & Q futile,
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-07

AChOOo AVA treated CmS WEEK, ave oldH III ue VI
King Tuts name for a show and already
have written the music and lyrics.
Foxy manufacturers also are preparing to spring hundreds
of King Tut fad articles on you and the rest Of the publc-the
Tut-Ankh-Amen cigarette, ''Tut pups" to bring good luck like
the Biliken, Tut bracelets and anblets and what not?
In Washington the patent office IS getting ready for a deluge
Of applications from manufacturers who want to use Tut's name
on wares. Frederick Martin Burns, an Eastern promoter, as far
back as Nov. so, applied for Tut trade marks in fifteen different
misunderstanding suits, music, clothing, dolls, umbrellas and
so on. To sew up Tuts name for fiction purposes Burns wrote
all night finishing up a 6000-word story. Il don't know any
thing about writing fiction Burns says, but know how 'o
protect myself for my purposes by throwing in plenty of love,
mystery and r~ed-blooded material
Vincent Lopez IS playing Tut music with his famous Hotel
Pennsylvania orchestra, New York. He has sent a rush order to
Egypt for copies Of the sstrum, ringing and Ginning instrument
found in Tut tomb. Watch the Jazz bands pick it up.
It's a great age we re living in. Study the impending Tut
craze and you'll learn about infectious emotions, the mob spirit
and our instinct Of imitation which links us with the monkey.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-07
Show Visitor Robbed

While Dr.. otto II. Gipe. 81 y.
Hawthorne Lane, Nae visiting the
automobile show at the fairgroun..
q thief took the tires off of his car
Tuesday night. The automobile Wa
parked neal the automobile building
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-07
Times Correspondent Says Real Story of Ruhr
Is Tragedy of Extreme High Cost of Food Stnf6G;
By BOB DORNIAN

NEA Service Camera Correspondent.
ETERNE, Germany (Territory
j. of the Ruhr), March T.
Bernhard Riehl doesn't know
what it is all about
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-07
Enjoys Friendly Chats;
First Lady Is Gracious Hostess

q SIDE from golf, probably no
"a pastime gives President Hard
Ing more real enjoyment than
"a social chat with old time friends.
Last week. iu looking over his an
r~oirtmeut card the President noted
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-07
BErERlDGE DROPS DATES
New Attack Of Grip Forces Ex-Sen-
ator TO Remain as Home.

Ex-senator Albert J.. Beveridge
again has been obliged to cancel en-
gagements, following another Slight
attack Of grip. He has been advised
to remain In until he RECEIVERS. He
was improved today.
Lucius 3. Swift, attorney. will
speak in Beveridge's place before the
indianapolis Bar Association at the
Chamber Of Commerce tonight.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-07

What is an elect-ocardiacraph9
An instrument 10 determine func-
tional disturbance Of the heart. IT is
attached TO the arm over "a common
carotid artery and a lev& arrange
ment moves up and down with the
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-07
SCHOOL SOUGHT
College Avenue Civic Association
Urges Improvemenls.

An aggressive campaign for I'M
provements at public school No, q,
Park Ave. and Seventeenth St, was
under way today by the College Ave
u Civic Association.
At q meeting Tuesday night in the
Third Christian Church, a resolution
calling upon the board Of school com
m~issioners to install electric lights and
indoor toilets in the building wa
adopted. O. r. Gentry, Howard Crit
nth and L. r. Geddes were instructed
to present the resolution.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-07
OF, FOR
AND BY PEOPLE COSTLY

Here's how Helm sums up the total
load on the taxpayers:
Fedora! Government -.... II $50 61l.5.f
IS State governments ... zoos .54O.23z
-53 municipal Governments 1928. S96.0.
1919 municipal governments
incorporated places OF less
Than t0.GuOl - 5~54,434.;&7
county governments IN forty
eight States ..-...... 5q2 OfS.Q-.
Total ......... .-.... s. 400. Ol1.527
Among the biggest classes repre-
gcuted on the public pay roll are 700
coo public school teachers, ESQ. 900 full
time employees OF the Postofice De
partment. $4,000 employees of fire de
partments, $1,000 policemen, 10000
sherins. 12.0 o detectives. 107. 900 com
mon laborers, 225. 600 soldiers. sailors
and marines, $4,000 inspectors and
10000 clerks EMPLOYED by the Fedora
Government in Washington. and 50
on
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-07

~ VIII UUtIINI IL 10 NTITlllI"IN
determine the age Of the tomb Of
Ming Tut-Ankh-1mpn9
Records have been found on stone
slabs. on monuments, on papyrus and
other objects unearthed. in previous
~ discovered royal tombs in Egypt by
which the dvrsstic history Of Egypt
has been traced back with cxactitude
to 5000 3. g.. Tut-AukE-Amen was
the twelfth Of the fourteen kings Of
the Eighteenth Dynasty. which lasted
from 1857 20 1925 r. O.. Ills existence
has been known. but it VS. only re-
Gently that his last burial place was
found.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-07

B e h a + d
spent four years
in the trenches.
He didn't know
what that was
about, either. He
only knew that
the war ended
and that he was
safe and could
return to his wife
and children.
There w G e
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-07
Age of King Tut'S Tomb Is
Determined by Records

%pulsatious Of the heart. These move
ments are photographed. and thus a
record is made Of cardiac disturbances.
When and where was President
Garfield shot? Who was the as
sassin. and what became Of hlmo
President Garfield was sho July 2.
1881. in the Pennsylvania Railroad
Station, Washington. y. c.. and died
AZ E%lberon. Long Branch. y. j.. Sept.
10. 1881. The assassIn was Jules
G%uiteau. who was hanged at Wash
ington. u. c.. June 30. 1882.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-07
TOO BUSY
So Voliya Won't Sail Around
World to Prove It's Flat.
By MA S04cc

Bu = EITHtcc
TION CITY. Ill. March vii
bur Glenn Voliva. overseer OF
- the Zionist cult here. says he's
decided to give up his idea of going
Chrjstopher Columbus one better and
sailing around the world to prove that
us as fiat as a pancake-at least TEN
porarily.
Volva has Just been convicted on