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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-11
Established
- Years
EAltnr Tho Star.

Edttnr me STAR
The league OF nations ia going 20
demonstrate 20 tho entire world that
q Is either an II. or the biggest thing
ever constructed for the preservation
Of civilization.
How can any intelligent person
deny that when one nation suddenly
bombards anoiher'u city. slaughter
lnE its peaceful men. women and
children. and pcrpstratinE the very
dayii,ry beat calculated 20 set ali Eu.
rops ablnze with war. u Is the exact
instance for league aciion7 IL the
league II 10 be mere powerleas by
n,hndsr while ono nation masKacros
n weaker one. what good is ~ This
In question that IL being asked by
tho Masses Of all countries who have
20 do tho paying. fighting. dying and
mourning in wnr. and II has 80, TO
DO answered.
Boss Mussoilni OF italy declares
that should tho league interfere and
declare aEains; Italy. his nation
would promptly withdraw from tho
league lie sets an example best dc.
acribcd aa perfectly rotten, an OK.
ample sure 20 be followed by other
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-11
Open Saturday Evenings, 6 to s
League of Nations Chance

nations when they become hot with
greed for more Albanian or other ter.
ritory.
And what IL Italy does withdraw
and goes right on acquiring moro ter.
ritory by war; What will the league
do about 81 More diplomacy. con.
cilintory confab. appeal 20 moral OBJ
legation. when nobody feels any. or
appeal 10 national conscience. when
there isn't any or, win the league
take the wouid,be robber and butch.
er by tho scruff OF the neck. drag him
into court and compel him TO submit
TO adjudication Of his claims by rca-
son and Justice. for the safety and
good Of all natIons7
We have had nearly five years OF
argument on what tho league can do
and cannot do, what II viii do and
won't do. what Il Is and isn't. II win
be shown.
II Mr.. Mussolini ia permitted to
pull out and go 20 cutting up Europe
on his own hook. the world Is GER
tainly going 10 acquire conviction
as 20 what the league Ia and It's abil-
ity 20 preserve peace.
r. F. PAINE.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-11
Keep Your Song in Your Heart

In this country singing is coming to be either the mark
of nut of professional entertainer. That man
may sing as bird sings because his heart is full of glad
ness unhinkable and to the average minon of the
law singing outside the church theaer means but
thiDg-nuttiness moonshine.
If your neghbor is heard singing he mows the lawn
the vruent hiss of scandal whispers go thru the block
and the neghbors eager to see if his wife
black eye
So we pay our "golden-throated" Carusos (see any
photograph adj $4,000 week to do singing for u.s.
and descend lower than the sparrows who at least
muster up a CHEEKY chrrup evanescent gutter
treasure
Vixen we do gather together to sing rusty Threats
and our vagrant make sorry of the job and
the horrible of cultural bass and screechy ofkey
soprano have long made communal sings and congrega
tional hymns frightful exhibitions of vocal vlany.
AS people we neither sing play without self
consciousness and fling millions to hired singers
and posturng actors to mnics and przefghers to ball
players and race horses but personally mute and
dgnified and entirely dull and hopeless.
The vast majority of the denzens of this frghtfuly
prosperous and dull land have method mode of self
senseessy in attending to the other fellows business
under the guise of reform
About all cords used for to the telephone
girl and order glutonish meals
perhaps
Americans there feel at home
Typhoon Hongkong place
like coming
a times escape
proving thing
plane weighing pounds postofe
get restless.
Wives who tell husbands when change their socks
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-11
Man Can Breathe Easier

Mere can sit back and watch the ruction with
out being in danger of losing his hair We refer TO the
new warfare that has enlisted the dear ladies of the
nation that is those dear ladies who are not otherwise
engaged IN rearing children, getting breakfast or getting
married.
For so years mans inhumanity 10 woman Vas the
theme of the vocal anthem of American womanhood and
man was chased and chased until finally he was sur
rounded the tip of the captols dome and IN des
peraon flung the suffrage amendment to the encrclng
sisters and when he them safely interested in gnaw
ing this bone he descended and seured around the
corner-where he has kept in hiding ever since.
~ But now Mister Man come out and attend TO his
unfinished business of getting long breath Because
the rampant ssterhood is about equally divided between
those who demand absolute equality under the law and
those who prefer to hang onto the ballot and the car seat
too
The womans party is out for another amendment that
will make entirely equal with under the law;
no more minimum wage, more widows pensions, no
more special working conditions nor hours nor any
thng Woman is mans equal at the ballot box put her on
an equality in office and in the courts and may the best
win.
The working women, not the political women see
things bit differently they have firshand information
about equality job and they have of late years.
done considerable thinking while hanging TO strap,
and they prefer few laws giving them shade the bet
ter of it in wage argument
man will not even admit that he has opinion
about this; certainly man will attempt to draw
ironic conclusion to the innate inability of to
play the game even when she has devised the rules her
SELF but all the male contingent must for time breathe
with deeper peaceful rhythm seeing the ssterhood
devoting their attention to each other.
They claim Wood ercOnv Philippine
making a convict mayor.
has signed Wills win
o wrestling.
get your blame out way
series
Wild flying south proving such biz
Yah furs high look there. look out!
sueetheas people you
s.cnosraphers goodioOins GIRLS spell
are people related to
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-11

Tho world stands horrorstrick.
en- ~ the lndescrlbahlc calamity
which af1icls japan, Tho heart
Of the world II stirred 20 helpful
deeds. Tho calamity n irrepar.
able. Tho dead cannot DO 70.
stored 90 life. The wonders Of
Japan'a ancient and beautiful
civilization. so Ear "a they have
been destroyed. can't DO restored.
Yet, thru the generosity Of tho
world ard tho creative energy Of
that admirable people. much can
be- done. Tho buildings can be
rebuilt. The communications can
be restored. Tho grief % tho
survivors viii pass away. There
win b no legacy Of hate from
this disaster. Nay. Just 10 FAR
as the peoples OF tho earth
suffer with Japan weep
with her. share with her their
wealth. let their hearts beat
with hers. tho world win be bet
ter off for u. For these arc somo
OF tho sweet uses Of university.
We can mako even what many
may calf tho wrath Of Nature 10
serve tho ends Of God
But over IN Europe there Is
disaster preparing which IN It's
actual casualties bids fair 10 re
duce tho japanese horror TO In.
Significance.
A mnn who waa not known a
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-11

Greeks. no one claiming that the
Greek government OF tho Greek
people had any desire 10 have tho
murders committed. makes do.
mauda on Greece equivalent IN
humiliation 80 demanding tina,
tho king Of Greece crawl IN tho
mud 10 Muasollni'H feet and al.
low that great rufflnn 70 spit ia
hts face. No people would do
what Muhsollnl asked. aud no
knew They would not. 80 no has
iraitorously rcpudiaisd I,nly'a
pliEhtsd faith when she Joined
tho league OF nations and IL now
engaged in making Europe take
what no Is willing 10 give II, or
80 10 war with him.
II the United States had made
tho league Of nations @hat u
might have mads ~. we would
now be In position TO call this
deEpcraio'a bluff. IL the league
wero strong. it could do II in n
week BY cutting Off Italy'a sup.
ply Of coal. But wo hayo ham.
strung the league and !, Is ap,
parcn,ly impotent. Mussollni
stands a portcnt OF dread 20 tho
world.
Mussollni generates hate. Tho
sorrow OF Japan generates love.
Better disaster likn that every
year than MuHsolinl once
century.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-11
LHHERCt he HnUR
Squirrel Food

Editor Tho Star:
And why not print the Bible for
tho IMAM In the street, News.
papers are printing Sunday editions
for the man in tho gutter.
Don't miss our special Sunday
edition.
A treat for the whole family.
Better than n trip TO tho morgue.
Special article about the editors
Kerneps) trip across, entitled;
"Yurrupl Thru the Glad Eyes OF
An Old Woman"
Special comic section for the III.
tic boys. II they don't blow tho
old man up after they see II, don't
blame US. Lord knows. we show
them bow.
Special articles for little sister,
entitled: Confessions Of a Famous
Actress" Shows her how to get
along In the world.
Special photogrnvure section for
the older boys Is 20 s0). See the
floozy with her dress up TO her
neck. Latest style. Direct from
Paris You ought TO go crazy about
this. We did.
And the next thing we know the
Chamber OF Commerce will be writ.
ing ads 10 the man in the street.
Why swelter in the heat?
Why not visit our charmed lnnd7
Meet our charmed mayer; sce his
charmed hare, an ride on his charm.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-09-11
Natural, Man. Made Calamities
BY HERBERT QUICK

few years ago has seized upon
power In tho land Of another nd.
mlrabie people. tho Italians lilo
did Il By force. because he aid
not like what tho government
was doing. Hs did II By Rasaas'
inatlon. by pouring castor Oh
down tho threats OF people who
refused 10 bow down TO hts black.
ahlrtsd buiiics. BY beatlngs. fioK
EinEn and ouiraErs never neen
before IN a civilized nation. And
10 secure himself In power ho
has destroyed representative gov.
eminent.
Hn appeals 10 force only. Ho
II a rsaetiouary OF The oxtrrmla,
type. When he eame into power
hs said no was going 20 make tho
Adriatlc sea aud finally tho Med.
itsrranean sea. Italian lakes. no
matter what other nations Dor.
dcriug on these waters might de-
alro. This was. as FAR a. u went.
n declaration OF war.
Yet. because no stands for cap.
ital. for money. for repression Of
labor. there arc many people In
tho United States who sing pas-
ans OF praiar OF this subllnatsd
plug.ugly. Mussolini.
Now they can SEQ what they
have been praisinE. For Mukso.
ilni. when somo Italians wcra
aasaEainatcd by AlhaniRns or
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NEW YEAR COMES
IN MID SUMMER

Did disturb you. old man7
why so absorbcd1 Adding up your
millions?"
mot exactly. Trying to figure
out just how much in tho hole mi
DO after my vacation"
Gosh. you must be stepping. I
thought you said you was not 40.
ing 10 spend much money this
year"
Vacations TO be simple enough.
but Two got TO get some clothes
when ! como back and"
Clothes when you come backg
That's strange thing 70 do. Most
people buy the gladstone togs be.
fore they start on the vacation"
Where I'm going only need
an old khaki shirt and some worn
out brooches. Going tramplng nm
In the mountains. maybe prospect.
ing n little. just TO sec how IFS
done"
is that so2 Youli probably come
nome with a nugget or two that
will equal year's hard earned
salary"
That wouldn't make me sore be.
cause III need IT, Fact Ia I've been
drifting along thinking I'd get my
much NEEDED new clothes and dreas
up after vacation, lt's the divid.
ing line OF tho year for me. /
come back all fresh with n lot OF
new Ideas and resolutions, and a
new suit of clothes sort OF helps"
sure II does, and, say man, be.
fore YOU go anywhere else TO lool,
nj suits let mo tell you about n
place where they will suit you per.
fectly or I'll miss my guess.
Cherry's at 1915 Second ave, In the
Rialto Bldg. Just over the plgn
Whistle. hnve some mighty fine
suits priced reasonably, Good az.
sortment OF fabrics and many STYLES
In fact you may even buy on credit
II you want TO. Six months 10
Advertisement.
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, cd rnilwny--
wcer tho only city in tho world
running a genuine charmed rail
way
Every other city witch tried I,
failed
But VIZ don't faie. Our mayorz
got Il SO burned charmed now !,
runs on less than II earns.
And hccs got sumthlng up his
sleeve thattei make II run on per
petual moshun.
How does he do ~ 7777
Ia II because he cuts hts hare
with the sugar bowl7
is Il because he don't7
Come an let him tell you hlssclf
II we told you you'd call us o
liar.
But he can tell you and make you
like II.
He charms you first.
Then heel show you what hees
got UP his sieeve.
You'll DO the first 10 see II.
We don't even know ourself.
We only know It's in a bottle, be.
cause It's n solution.
It's n chancc OF n llfetimel
Think OF the mystery
Think what might happen II he
broke the bottlel
Think what might happen II II
started TO fermentl
! Think what this means in your
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War on japan

Say the U. S. navy, all rugged UP to wipe outthe Jap
anese navy, is going to fight at Toxic, right away.
Our gunboas going into line Of battle close up to
Toxic and lombard that region with rice and soya BEANS
Scores OF thousands of and children not going
to starve long ammunition holds out And we'll
win too!
I'm the Of the Great Jehovah and the Continental
Congress- we'll show those Japs that just as good
at fighting Famine at fighting fellow beings Sec
rotary DENLY is right in throwing half million of his
department funds into purchase of relief supplies with
the hope that congress will vote replacement thereof
get some mean congresses but so mean that it
wouldn't back up our navy in this matter
Snakes being kept TO catch rats In Sawtee keeping
mosquitoes to chase flies.
Girl Of II swan the Mississippi Not long
couldn't spell IT,
be awful movie mistake stranger
her
School teacher missing Pennsylvania but the kids
viii be found
British unemployed
> Increasing
peaches with pums Maybe he
with traffic
OF mail reach the dead letter office yearly
bills
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They claim Philippine than
making future convict mayor
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T1RIEDA'S
Il OLLIES

We were dining out
In honor OF her return
From abroad.
She talked beautifully.
But. like the babbIing brook.
Ran on forever.
simply couldn't get a word in
Edgewisc.
Everyone was most flatterinS
About the way her mind
Had been broadened.
Why limit II TO her mind?'
said with my sweetest smile.
She was overweight
Twenty pounds
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own homo town llfel
Don't you wanna 10 progressive
Wouldn't you like a lituc charm.
ed railway
Would you nther have nickel
eartares-or dino fares and solu.
tion1
Then you'il hafta como to us for
tho Solution. because our ;nayvrz
got it,
Up his sleeve.
BARREN DOME.
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4 LETTER From
AVRuGE MANN
September II. 1929.

Dear Folks:
about the big event Of which I'd heard them talk The they
said would come and hide the sums effugnt light big eclipse
could BIO descried--a most important sight
Eleven thirty by the clock thought I'd take peek My optics
shock-thc
stopped thought I'd been awful asst should
some brought chunk Of coorcd glass
every then another the
awful would nit tho And then quickly
look mild surprise while half dozen would
stay and dance before my eyes.
with sight the thing find
really right, and all blind Nut Ma.
lures ues laws then ana there dccarcd fooled all
chance because didn't prepared
For thats the Is In life, In all ts walks find
from school business strife that Preparation
rcnch higher above the mob until
and soul prepared 10 hold the Job
Mruqae 4, Mo'~v