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San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-16
Ior a fish with such queer fins.

nor a fish with such queer fins.
Barnum asked why he should as
sumo that it was manufactured
Because" answered the naturalist.
Il don't believe in mermaids," Bar
mum thought that was bad logic; he
preferred for the purposes of the
occasion to believe in mermaids, and
he hired this one.
But to believe in mermsids your
self, and to make the public believe
in mermaids, are not synonymous.
However, Barnum's confidence in the
general credulity of his patrons was
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-16
To Use Gas for Heat.

Corpus Christi, Tex, Sept. 49,
Many sections of the. city will be pre-
pared to heat homes with natural gas
before the first cold norther of the
winter hits Corpus Christi. Gas line
pipe is now reaching this city by the
carload and large crews of men are
laying it as fast as it arrives. Ditch
digging crews are digging trenches in
the city's streets and people along
the line are getting gas for 80 cents a
thousand cubic feet. They have been
paying the artificial gas company
$1.95 a thousand.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-16
The greatest Of Barnum's early

The greatest Of Barnum's early
suriosities, II we are to judge from
the controversy caused by its exhibit
/. ton, was the Fejee Mermaid.
8 In the summer Of 1S41 the pro-
prietor of the Boston Museum, Moses
Kimball, brought to Barnum figure
supposed to be a preserved mermaid.
Kimball had purchased it flom a
sailor, whose father, the captain of
an American ship, bought it in Cal
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-16
Mitchell Street Paved.

Paving of Mitchell street has been
completed. This is the connecting link
between the two sections Of the south
side as it forms the shortest cut from
Presa street and Roosevelt avenue to
South Flores street and the Somerset
road.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-16
Karnes.Bee Barriers Meet.

Kennedy, Tex, Sept. 1.-THE bank
ers of Karnes and Bee county held
their monthly meeting here Saturday
night. Dinner was served at the Hot
Mineral Wells Hotel with the local
bankers as hosts. The principal ad-
dress of the evening was delivered by
NJ. c. Driscoll of Yoakum, former
president of the State Bankers Asso-
citation. Delegates from all the banks
in the two counties were present.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-16
Yoakum Academy Opens.

S0akum, Tex, Sept. 15.-St. J0-
seph's Academy resumed classes Mon
day morning while the public schools
of the city will open on September
II, one week following the converting
of the PREACHERS institute.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-16
Rangers Arrest Eight Boys.

Rangers Arrest Eight Boys.
Corpus Christi. Tex. Sept. 15.-
State rangers stationed in Corpus
Christi were active over the week.
end, eight local young men falling
into their hands Sunday night on
charges of gambling.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-16

| ALAMO DRUG COMPANY
g. A. Luckenbach
sss z. Commerce Or. s35s
| ALTER. FRED '.
so3 30. Alamo CT. ss1s
APPMANN . sERGER
r. r. Serger
SIS Austin TT. 81
AVE. C. PHARMACY
w. J. Headrick
6l3 Avenue O CT. SCOT
BEACON DRUG sToEB
Fl. W. Carnahan
10 1910 woodlawn
Wood. s2i Wood. a.
BELL DRUG STORE
Fred Flores
2o1 Santa Rosa CT. SIS
NJ. b. BROWN
Cor. Victoria and Hoefgen
Miss. 5000.
A. X. HOLZSCHUHER & son
Or. sS1-cr. s62o-Cr. 345
BURNS DRUG STORE
w, c. Burns
s24 River Avenue CT 800
CAPPEL's PHARMACY
A. J. Capped
Cor. s. Alamo & Commerce
r. b. CARSON
Fredericksburg Rd. Cincinnati
at Grant Wood. Al
CARDENAs. A. y. ,,,.
s23 FL Paso CT. 1915
| CHAPA, r. A. DRUG co.
SIS W. Commerce CT. SAT
| CHAMBERS PHARMACY
| r. T. Chambers
s3io g. Presa N I:3
| DANIELS SOUTH PARK
| PHARMACY
| r. p. Daniels
1901 30. Presa NJ. 20
DENVER HGT's. PHARMACY
J. @. White
sos Denver Blvd. n. ISL
DrCKEY DRUG STORE
So. San Antonio
DRESS DRUG STORE
1i9 Alamo Plaza Or. $50
| EAST END PHARMACY
r. J. Burns
1901 e. Commerce CT. 7ecs
EVERGREEN DRUG STORE
| r. T. and v. @. Tones
1924 Main Ave. Wood. COZ
| PENTHOUSE DRUG STORE
II. o. and Emmett Felthouse
s3s W. Commerce CT. 81
FIsCHER's DRUG STORE
| FISCHER. A. NJ.
| Cor. Ave. @ and Travis st.
| CT. 2z+
| FRITsCHK. G. Z.
$50 Carson CT. s3o1
FIVE EOhNAS DRO1 oAOssS
A. Nathan. Prop
1909 n. Flores Wood. 7s44
| GOLIAD STREET PHCY.
II. y. Helm
sol Goliad CT. s2is
| GROTHAUs. W. b.
So e. Commercs TT. Is
| II. 2. GARZA
sol South Pecos TT. $50
| HARLANDALE DRUG co.
O, A. Scheh
gSc1 Corpus Christi Rd.
TT. 2s73
HIGHLAND PARK DRUG
| STORE
II. r. Helm
500 Rigsby Ave. n. is47
HYMAs, PHIL n.
sss Main Ave. CT. iss
yUNGKrNp. ED. Q.
III Ave c. cr ''s
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-16

EALTH and beauty go hand in
Il hand. Where the system is
run down-the face drawn and bag.
gard-the body limp and lifeless-
beauty is missing. Looks of pity
supplant those that might have
been gazes Of admiration.
Restore your health and beauty
will take care of herself. S. S. s.
the rich blood UNDERGRADUATES
the spark Of health and lights the
blaze OF beauty by building red
blood cells. The nerve power of
your system finds life in these very
blood cells. Build more red blood
cells and your nerve power will in
crease. S. S. S. builds them. Rich
blood will Jingle through your sys.
tenn. That lost charm will return.
Your entire system will be re.
paired. You will be ready to cope
with the impurities and blemishes
that handicap beauty.
As physical health means beauty
SO, too, does S. S. S. mean beauty.
For s. S. S. means systems that are
free from impurities pimples,
blackheads, acne, boils, eczema,
rheumatism. S. S. S. and good
health go hand in hand.
S. S. S. is made of pure vege.
table ingredients. 1t is sold al
all good drug stores. The
III large size bottle is more
MaA economical.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-16
what's SharpP Practice merchandising?

It is taking the other mer-
chants products snd cutting
the price on them to- dis
credit him.
It is taking branded arti-
cles of proven value and
merit and using them as.
bait, cutting the price, to
get you into their store so
that they may sell you I'M
branded, un known mer-
chandise at a big profit.
It is destroying conf
dence in recognized value
merchandise in an endeavor
to destroy a legitimate COM
petitor.
Evening star., 1923-12-17
DELEGATE CHANGES
DEFENDED BY PEPPER
Senator Says No Southern District
Representation Has Been
Increased.

In a statement issued here defending
the reapportionment Of republican con-
vention delegates. Senator Pepper OF
Pennsylvania, author of the republican
national committee resolution for re-
vision, declared that effective criticism,
can be made only when the facts are
misstated."
Nobody can truthfully assert that
the committee has increased the dis
rrict representation of any southern
state" Senator Pepper said. THE
district representation remains pre-
cisely as il was in 1920. except that
the Increase in the republican vote
has automatically added nine district
delegates in the entire south.
The action of the committee, If
approved by the convention, will do
simple justice to southern republi-
cans; will do ample justice to repub-
licans of other sections and will pre-
serve to the republican voters in
every congressional district their
right to representation in the con-
yention.
Evening star., 1923-12-17
twelve HURT IN AUTO
WEEK END MISHAPS
Frank Clark Sustains Fracture of
Right Leg-Colored Mans
Arm Broken.

Upton 3. Edmonston, fifty-four
years old, s27 Fl street northwest,
was driver of an automobile that
collided with a tree in front of 1112
street yesterday morning. Miss
Agnes Stearns, twenty-five years
old. ia 4th street northeast; Miss
Ethel Wilson, 1914 street southeast,
and Frederick Williams, 1915 35th
street. and Edmonston received slight
injuries. They were treated at
Emergency Hospital.
A collision between the automobile
of Benjamin Warsaw. 2O20 Florida
avenue northwest, and a dairy wagon
in charge of j. c. Rice. 1920 1lth
street northwest. occurred on 18th
between L and V streets northwest
early today. Lillian Horowitz. 2S31
11th street northwest and Barnett
Landsman. s01 East Capitol street,
We're injured. The former was treat
ed at Emergency Hospital.
Frank Clark, sixty years old. 80
Florida avenue northwest, was
knocked down by a taxicab at North
Capitol and p streets yesterday after
noon and his right leg fractured.
Benedict Soper, 81 X street north
west, driver OF the taxicab, took the
injured man to Emergency Hospital.
Mrs. James Cleary, 2l14 II street
northwest, was slightly shocked yes
terday afternoon when her husba nd s
automobile collided with another ma
chine at 21st and II streets
Lottie Grant. colored. @105 Dunbar
ton avenue northwest. was knocked
down last night by an automobile at
Pennsylvania avenue and 2Sth street
and injured about her legs. She was
treated at a physicians Office.
Samuel Bobo, 1914 l4th street north
west. early today jumped from an au-
tomobile in front of his home and sus-
tanned an injury to his leg. He re-
ceived first aid. at Emergency Hos
pital.
Joseph Nash. thirty. 1926 w street
southeast. was treated at Emergency
Hospital early today for Il severe
scalp injury. He told tia, police he
sustained the injury near Leonard
town, Md, when the automobile in
which he was riding struck a tree.
John l. Wilson, colored, 1913 9Th
street northwest, last night was
knocked down by automobile at 9Th
and w streets northwest and his left
arm fractured. He was given surgical
aid at F'reedmen's Hospital. Wilson
was walking with the aid Of crutches
when he was Knocked down. Police
reported the failure of the driver of
the car to stop.
Evening star., 1923-12-17
ToDAY,s ADJUSTMENTS.

NATIONAI-MaryE Eaton and Eddie
Cantor in kid Boots" musical play.
at $3.50 pm.
BELAsCO-Thurston the magician.
at 500 pm.
KEITH'S-Nan HRlperin. vaudeville.
at 2:15 and S:16 pm.
COSMOS I'D a noe Parisienne," ;"
vaudeville and pictures: continuous
show from / to IL pm.
STRAND-"Little- Gin d erel Ia -
vaudeville and pictures. at 2:46. $3.50
and s:40 pm.
GAYETY-"Talk of the Town." bur-
lesaue. at 2:15 and 8:15 pm.
POLTS-"The Covered wagon"
photoplay (third week). at $3.50 and
$3.50 pm.
RIALTO-Betty Compson in "wom-
81 s!so. to 5:sS So%s 7sS and "a s:so sSG PM nm $780,
PALACE-House Peters. in Held
4:S0. s:2O. and $3.50 pm.
METROPOLITAN--"T = n n q e rEate,
at 1885 am; :86. 1926. 6:3b. 1925 and
$3.50 pm.
COLUMBIA-Pola NeEri. in The
3:05. 5:10. 7:IO and s:20 pm.
CENTRAL - Broken Hearts of
$40. 7:s5 and s:s6 pm:
CRANDALL'S-"Shlf Sands" at
1920 am: 1870. 2. 3:20. 4:40, 6. 1920.
$40 and 10 pm.
AMBAssADOR-""T hund 9 gate"
starts at 6:15. 8 and $3.50 pm.
Evening star., 1923-12-17

The National League Of Women
Voters has begun a campaign to get
out at least 10 per cent of the voters
in the next national election.
Evening star., 1923-12-17
VETERAN OF '61 KILLED.
Capt. William James Body Buried
at Arlington.

Capt. William James q form er
national Junior vice commander OF
the Grand Army of the Republic,
veteran of the civil war a&d prom
inent citizen of Jacksonville, Fla, was
killed in an automobile accident IN
Jacksonville, Tuesday last. lie was
eighty-three years old.
The body was brought 10 this city
and funeral services were held this
afternoon at Gawler'S undertaking
establishment. The interment was at
Arlington national cemetery with
military honors under the auspices
Of the Department Of the Potomac,
Grand Army of the Republic. Capt.
James served with the Illinois volun-
teer troops with distinction. Some
wears ago he located in Florida, where
he owned property.
Evening star., 1923-12-17
CLUB CHOOSES OFFICERS.
Samuel Barrow to Head Ell Dorado
Members.

Samuel w. Barrow was elected
president OF the FL Dorado Club at
the annual election in the club rooms.
14lI G street northwest. Saturday
night Norwood Nichol was chosen
vice president: Joseph Breeu. secre
tary: Jack Farley, assistant secre-
tary: board of governors. Byron i.
Ceilings, Lloyd L. Patterson and Fred
I.anfer
Evening star., 1923-12-17
RITES FOR MRS. BLACK.
Funeral of District Woman Held
From Home.

Funeral services for Mrs. Kathryn
Welker Black, wife of il. L. Black.
local dairymaH who died Saturday at
the family home. Is Bryant street
northeast. aged fifty years. were held
at the residence this afternoon at >
o'clock. The body was sent to New
York for burial
Evening star., 1923-12-17

After delightful chat with John
p. Logan of Tulsa, Okla, Friday last,
in which the prospective democratic
candidate for governor of that state
said that Oklahoma democrats would
probably ask a complimentary vote
for their first governor, Charles Ma
thaniel Haskell, for President at
the national convention, ii was de-
fiberately stated in this column that
this honor would be conferred UPON
Mr.. Haskell by the republicans OF
the great southwestern common
wealth.
The only excuse offered for such a
grievous error is that few min
utes prior to the conversation with
Mr.. Logan a talk was had with Ed
ward r. Colladay. republican national
committeeman for the District OF
Columbia. With mind still jammed
with republican rumblings left from
the recent G. o. p. committee meet
ing, then to run across such a stall
wart at Mr.. Colladay would exon
crate one of evil intent il William
Jennings Bryan was listed with the
elephants"
million apologies to Mr.. Logan,
Gov. Haskell and. last but by no
means least, the democrats OF Okla
homa THE MIXER.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-27
HOUSES FURNISHED

FOR RENT-FURNISHED FiNE-ROOM
house. modern. $40 10 reliable parties.
522 $. Presa or ring DR.. Zucht. ar. 36S!,
FOR RENT-ONE BLOCK FROM STAFF
Post four-room furnished house. hot
bath. gas. lights. telephone. papered re
Comfy. flowers. fruit trees. reasonable
rent. Kew Mt 1918 X. Olive.
FOR RENT-FURNISHED FINE-ROOM
house: hot water. telephone. garage.
ltS Croiton Ave. apply Tr. 6SS.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-27
FOR SALE MISCELLANEOUS

500 BOXES NEW PECON COKE TIN;
size of sheet 20x2S inches, $3.50 boz.
Solchers Garage. 1888 E. Houston st.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-27
GENERAL.
INSURANCE
GEO. c. SAUR & SON
LOT BARGAINS

We own Four lots right off the
BlancO road; viii sell one or I'LL of them
cheap. Owners or 6633.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-27
HELP. MALE OR FEMALE

SCENARIOS AND STORIES WANTED,
We type and sell them. Scenario Writ
ers Headquarters. 62S Montgomery St,
Dept. u, San Francisco, Cal.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-27
For Rent
For Rent

Tive-room modern bungalow. Furnished
Travis 5jl4 or 25GS.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-27
$500 CASH

viii buy the best bargain on Rea-
con Hal. six rooms. garage, newly
painted and papered. paved street.
near car line and school. price
$500, easy terms. Owner Travis
$50
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-27

WANTED MEXICAN HOUSE GIRL
also {, 90 Washing aEd iron,ng, Cal
us ". French place.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-27
Statesmen WANTED

NANTED-A MAN WITH EXPER-
renee 20 call upon the drug trade ard
Hysicrans, IN southern Texas. represent-
Hs our line OF pharmaceuticals Ship
Wents mace from our Kansas CITY
lGanch. Address The g. L. Masseneiil
Co., Bristol, Tenn.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-27
New Corner, 3-R., Swell
S2250, $3.50 Cash. S25 Mo,

situated near Durleson street. a dandy
new three-roo cottage. with pretty ma
per- wood, ort finished in white. bath
room with toilet. sewer connection back
screcned-in gallery. fenced.
SALES DEPT. CONFESS REALTY co.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-27
Statesmen WANTED

VNNTED-SAI.ESMA TO SELL NEW
Ford speciality to grocery trade. Good
future for right man. Apply Al once.
EOS Gunter BldC.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-27
SITUATION WANTED-FEMALE.

LoRA'S HAND LAUNDRY. Just LIKE
having Il done in your yard, only we
furnish the two meals and fuel. We
carry S5O0 Insurance agairst loss OF
clothes Will call for and deliver. IA
sherman s.. IT. 1870. d. H. johnson,
manager.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-27
APARTMENTS FURNISHED

TWO TWo-EOoM FURNISHED FRONT
apartments; all modern conveniences,
near army post. Phone Or. 5i9l or call
at SIS a'arson St.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-27
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

DID" KILLS FOUL DOORS. CIR. sS6S
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-27
FARMS AND RANCHES

FOR SALE-2O ACRES IRRIGATED
land. finest for citrus fruit in valley.
located at Harlingen, Tex. Inquire 1907
South Presa. Mission -.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-27
WANTED TO RENT

WE CAN HANDLE YOUR RENTAL
property efficiently and can guarantee
satisfaction from IL years experience.
Richey 4 Casey, Crockett 1i2k.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-27
SERVICES OFFERED

| HAVE \ TON TRUCK AND WILL DO
your obs OF hauling reasonable. Phone
Tr. jS63
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-27
GIRLS

AGES l. TO -. MUST BE
RESIDENT SAN ANTONlANS,
GAN RECEIVE IMMEDIATE EN-
pLONMENT AT STARTING RATE
OF SIl PER WEEK 10 TAKE
POSITIONS AS TELEPHONE OP-
ORATORS, LARGE NUMBER
NEEDED ACCOUNT OPENING
OF NTNS EXCHANGE ~ NORTH
EEN SECTION or CITY. APPLY
IL PERSON AT TRAINING De
FAETMENT, 2l2 TRAVIS 81.
MINT TO MAIN BUILDING.
HOURS. S-1s, IL.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-27
THE SAN ANTONIO LIGHT
CLASSIFIED AID RATES
You Nay Find the Cost OF Your Ad BY
the Following Table of Rates:

II II "A dys.
wk. SUM- wk. Inc. !
1 Day Day lDaysllSun-i Week
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-27
FURNISH & FURNISH

L ORNlS1 N L OhNlSf1
REAL ESTATE. INSURANCE
AND LOANS.
NORTH SIDE ACREAGE
BARGAIN
70 acres near city limits on tar
Waited road priced to sell. will
consider well located bungalow in
part payment. Ask Mr.. Foster.
BEACON NIL ELEGANT
HOME SACRIFICE FOR
QUICK SALE
Seven rooms. large living room.
elegant fireplace and electrical
fixtures. large dining room and
breakfast nook. three sets OF
French doors leading into dining
room. library and large sun parlor.
all have hardwood floors. hall
way. three bedrooms. bath. Kitchen
with cabinets. Pittsbure heater.
garage, servants room. wash room,
woodshed. lot 7jxt25. faces north.
this elegant home will he sacri-
feed at a moderate price rs own
- is forced to leave city. act
quickly Call Mr.. Wedemeyer.
FURNISH & FURNISH.
G1f-02 Rralv RHO -
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-27

HUNDREDs MEN Is TO IS WANTED
Tor government railway mail positions
examination May 20: salary Si5O0-ysSOO
experience unnecessary Writ, today for
free particulars. G. W. Robbins. civil
service expert 2'j Pope Bldg Washing
TON. u. b
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-27

wANTED-EXPERIENcEp COLLECT
or with bicycle or motorcycle. Doyle
Decorating 90. Inc.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-27

OWNER GOING AWAY WILL SACRI-
flee five-room homo. all convenienccs,
one-half block Hot Wells car. need sh.
VIII take $3.50 and it's some buy. Call
Travis ala
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-27
You Own Lot the Building Home of Own Will Be Easy
ROOMS AND BOARD

THE ECRETTE. 927 S. ALAMO. En-
cellent board and rooms. $50; two and
three-room apartments. .s25. See to ap-
preciate. or. 76l5
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-27

ONE LARGE SOUTHEAST ROOM TO
rent with board, suitable for two gem
tlemen, also one smaller. walking dis
lance. Call Travis 6734.
The Washington times., 1923-09-18
ADVERTISEMENT.
Ponce do Leon
Outdone IN Glandogen
New Gland Discover

Il am just as young as used
be. and it's all due to gland pil,
Here am IL and feel Just
spry and full Of vim and pep as L
I were only 80 or 40. z This tes
nony to the virtue OF gland tres
ment was voiced recently BY Robe
George Laws. prominent retire
London broker. Mr.. Laws, who's
health had been poor for sever.
years. claims that a glandular ton
put up In tablet form has restore
him to the health and vigor o.
his earlier days.
Such q treatment Is now obtain
able in the form Of Glandogen. I
highly concentrated glandular tonil
prepared from the glands Of healthy
young animals. Glandogen has had
remarkable success with thousands
OF ailing men and women. It Il
obtainable at the Peoples DRUG
Stores. Mail orders given pronpI
attention.
The Washington times., 1923-09-18
WE WONDER

II . frog jumps forward or
backward.
Why the waiter who is the tar.
diest with the service il Tia
promptest in presenting the
check.
Why they don't lay OF deliver.
ing mail around the first Of each
month.
II . sunburned potato win pee,
itself.
What the overhead expense Ii
in running an aeroplane passen
ger service.
Why they call it 8 solo when
an acconpanist il always present
II the South American planter
think this banana song il . mar
ket report.
II q member Of the Rotary Gu
doesn't get dizzy sometimes.
The Washington times., 1923-09-18
ADVERTISEMENT.
DizzySpells' and
High Blood Pressure
Dizzy Spells, Headache, SIeepless.
ness, Pains in the Head and
Nervousness Indicate Danger
ous COnditiOn-Take Norma


Nervousness Indicate Danger
Ous COnditiOn-Take Norma
: Norma is the name of a purely
vegetable medicine that is in great
demand because it does reduce high
blood pressure.
Discovered by q leading Buffalo
physician and successfully used for
years. it has only recently been
offered to the public through the
better class of druggists.
Thousands have high blood pres
sure and don't know it, but the
symptoms are plain, and any man
or woman who has dizzy spells.
shortness Of breath. hot flashes and
does not sleep well probably has it.
High blood pressure is also in
dicated by nervousness, lack of ap-
petite, a restless and sometimes
moody feeling. Such people Norma
will help and one bottle will prove
1t.
Many women in the changing
time of life have found 1t the only
remedy that reduces to normal the
high pressure and is really helpful.
Peoples Drug Stores and reliable
druggists everywhere sell Norma.
Mail orders filled C. o. D. by
Norma Laboratories, Inc, Albany
NJ " re -. s-.s
The Washington times., 1923-09-18
CRACKLICyGS

Those who don't believe Amer
lea has ! leisure class never weni
to,a big league bah game.
The Washington times., 1923-09-18

Germs can't stand tobacco. ia
scientists. A birthday cigar ism I
tobacco, but ven wager no GER
can stand that either.
The Washington times., 1923-09-18

One way to make thu incon
tax popular IS to mention the
names Of the big income payer
and suppress the names of the
little fellows.
The Washington times., 1923-09-18

It's all right for q man to speak
iIliteralIy providing he puts ms
words to music.
The Washington times., 1923-09-18

Color testing machine IL in
vented. Wonder what It's face
value Is to the ladies'.
The Washington times., 1923-09-18

The reason marks aren't burned
IN Germany il that matches cost
money.
The Washington times., 1923-09-18

A fellow holds his wife's hands
before marriage for sentiment an
after marriage for protection.
The Washington times., 1923-09-18

The only thing q song writer
wants to have perfect is his name
ON the royalty checks.
The Washington times., 1923-09-18

A melody covers up a multi
tude of GRAMMATICAL errors.
The Washington times., 1923-09-18

A golfer can't bribe the lona
green with ITS namesake.
The Washington times., 1923-09-18

Consolation prize: The ownes
Of . fliyver Is the owner Of I
good liver.
The Washington times., 1923-09-18

Every lyric writer knows how
to speak perfect English, but he's
not going to ruin his song by
using it.