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Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1923-04-12
MArYoKEK GAzDAGoK
Irta: Zsoldos Laszl6

z. 8 . ; 4
Matv6lS Janos afele foldhozra-
gallt miniszteri hivatalnok volt, a
XII csak ugy birt meg elverg6dni
valahogy a csaladiaval a rettent6
dragasagban, mint a fnldoklo, ha-
lalos beteg az oxigent0ml3vel, a
melyet odadugnak a szajahoz,
hogy:
Ma, nit kapkodsz, hogy mines
leveg5d? Van lit, latod, egesz
toml6vel, meg pedig prima!
Pardon, vagy mem ilyesmire en-
l6keztetnek azok a bizonyos nagy
dobbal kiutalt potlekolS, rendki-
will p6tlekok, segelyek, termeszet-
beni ellatasok es dragasagi poti,-
letekek, amelyekkel ez a szegeny
magyar allan ujra meg ujra
elesztgetni pr6balja lelket az 3
meg szegenyebb fuldoklo tisztvi-
seloibene
Matyok Janosekat is mar-mar
agyonsegelyeZte az allan. *
hazbeliek, az ugyved, az orvos, a
bankar Is a kijaro-iigynok, nem-
kiilonben a maganzo haztulajdo-
nos es a hazmester, SGT a vice is,
valamennyien g0rbe szemmel nez-
TEX a szerencsetlen irodatisztekre,
inert hat azoknak konnyii: fillefek
ert kapjak lisztet, zsirt es egyeb
foldi javakat, amelyekert nekik
(az iigyvednek, orvosnak, vice
mex stb.) nehez bankokkal kell
fizetniok. Hanem az egyiknek
sem jutott eszebe, hogy az a keves,
amit Matyokek ilyen olcs6n kap-
max, ugyszolvan a felfogukra sem
eleg hogy aztan ezen a kevesen
tul mines ra mod, hogy a foldhoz-
ragadt irodatiszt az 3 szanalma-
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1923-04-12

san csekelyke fizeteseb6l be birja
vasarolni a t0bbi, nelkiil0zhetet-
len betev3 falatot.
De, XII csodalkozhat azon, hogy
az emberek igazsagtalanok, ami
kor ebben maga mostoha sors
mutat jo peldat nelik. Mert Ma
tyok Janosek sorsa a h0napnak
anna nehany oxigentoml6s napjan
,kivil val6ban mem volt irigyles-
remelt6. A mem epen Macy, de meg
lehetosen j6etvagyn negygyere-
kes csalad j6forman honap ell
s6 heteben megevett mindent, a
miro a kedvezmenyes ellatasb6l S
"a dragasagi, meg egyeb segelyek-
b6l es poilletekekb6l tellett, az
utan harom heten keresztil jott a
het silk esztend6. A minimalis
burgonya-adagok a rongyos, fe-
her abrosz repedt es csorba Ia
nyerjain, vekonyka szelet kenye
rex, a koplalo gyomrok Minotan-
rusz-szajaba, hol vacsora, hol
ebed helyett dusan megrakott
-kirakatok ker5dz6, cson
des es jambor nezegetese.
- Istenem, milyen draga!
! - Aztan tessek megelni ilyen
arak mellett! :. es ICY tovabb.
A gyerekeknek pedig: ha
|egyItt voltak a mamaval, vagy a
|csaladf6vel gusztalo setan, XII
vanatos es mindutalan meg is XII
want csemegek, csokolade, gyii-
m0lcs, fustolthus, szalonna stb,
csabit6 kirakat iivegje el5tt, az
|evek 0ta mem valtozo, szakadatla1
es felenk biztatas, hogy:
Csokolade, Palikam? Mi
helyt olcs6bb lesz, kisfiam, rogton
vesz nektek apuka. Rogton
Csak, persze most meg ;. Es ICY
tovabb.
A gyermekek fogytak, a feleseg
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-17

fish. and much 90 my dlr.rcns, they
all sickened and died. Had then
been Informed that II was because
OF my ignorance In keeping them in
tho round bowls-tho worst possible
receptacle for a fish would have
been grateful. indeed,
i, beoms rather unkInd 10 nneer al
tho efforts OF anyone. no matter
whom. who In good faith iB trying
90 save any creature. dumb or other.
wise. from palm and misery. Too. Il
seems Numerically opposed 20 tho
usual policy OF The Star
Let your feature writer's find some.
thing moro constructive for their
talents than holding up 10 seorn
what must hays been an honest cf.
fort toward reform.
Yours very truly,
CONSISTENCY.
Emprew Building.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-17
oh, Glory!

Now is the winter of discomfort transformed into
glorious March by Burns Poe, esteemed internal
enue collector.
The income tax blank he says is to be smplified And
in the bliss of simplified tax blaBk-we think.
There the Ides of March, 1919 We had long since
toiled and sweated thru the higher education diploma
for diagnosing calculus squaring the circle making a
round peg fit in square hole and such hung above
desk bedecked with ribbons and gstening with golden
stamp. #eg
We did that unsmpfied tax blank chuck full of conf
dence and joy Ten months later Washington officially
notified that the total S10505 short and that part
of the army and navy would be to about
smoudgng.
Came March Ides, 1920. At purely social gathering
we cork-screwed information unsimplfed income
blanks from professional accountant, who had just
counted nine Nah Jongg showdowns in succession Ten
months later Washington reported personal shortage
$4,000, with nsinuation that course in night
school might be good for our style of figuring
March ldes, 1921 arrive on time. We catch lawyer
who gratutousy makes up unsimplified blank beau
fuy and simply that the eyes fill with tears of Joy
Ten months fly by golden wings and Washington no.
titles that we've paid S10720 too much and the rebate
viii be forwarded provided unroll Is miles, more
less, of red tape.
March Ides, 1922 Washington silent to date Maybe
unsmpifed blank of 1922 has got Washington stuck
Thus has the unsimplfied blank worked, but now the
smpified.
JOY! Joy Just the simple writing down Of what has
been taken in and simple counting of the children to
make out the simple rebates. Total so much. Deduc-
tons, much. Tax, much.
We do yeam for that smpfied blank Of March next
Henry every day ho decides
either
Only thing wealth won't
be such heavy burden.
Many people good education with
put the good education
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-17

Il don't find much difference in policemen.
AS to their honor and integrity, the police
on par with the rest of the population"
All right Chief, let's take that for granted. The
police ARE par with the rest of the population
But you can't be satisfied with THAT. Your men
must be ABOVE the average
There isn't any legal why the ordinary citizen
shouldn't smile quizzicaly and maybe drop sly wink
by selling liquor running gambling house, or doing
any of dozen things that it's charged are going
in Seattle today.
He might even retain the respect of most of the
bers of the community if he went far to sample
the booze drop few dollars on one of the green
topped tables.
But your men, Chief are POLICE OFFICERS, sworn
10 enforce the law it is written the books. And
The law says plainly there shall be no booze gambling
40 houses of i'll repute
Your men can't wink at these violations
You say your men are good as the average. We on
The Star Will one step more. We believe the big
majority of your policemen are BETTER than the
average. That the big majority of them conscen-
iouSy striving to enforce the law honestly and fear
lessy.
But charges have been made, Chief, that some men on
four force protecting booteggers gamblers and UNI
desirable women 1t is charged they are doing it for
price. That's graft!
And urgently recommend that you start actionl
Find out if these charges true. If they CLEAN
HOUSED
- If you have any crooks on the force kick them out
You it to the great bulk of your policemen who
are honest and conscientious And you it to the
city that employs you
Once truthful people on earth they
have started playing golf.
you your place. Nothing
however helps sideburns.
girl her no, to hear her
dies old
The best thing about hotel you
the towels dirty.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-17

fsditsf mo ottaNt
There should he a vigorous protest
against tho freshmen and hophe'
morca Of our university being
obliged 20 march in tho ArmiH'lee
day parade. These young men como
TO college In order to get an educa'
ton and no, 10 be driven into q
military celebration. Everything
pertaining to guns and bayone@
should DO cleaned out Of our eanea'
tional system.
Our war department II hard put
10 II when tho students have 10 DO
threatened on pain OF losing credits
TO turn out into tho streets 10 help
swell the "giory" and prestige OF
our arurd forcca. The fact II. most
OF them hate IL. as they hate Tho
whole process OF military discipline
that has for It's aim tho production
OF obcdient auiomatonH.
Perhaps some day not far distan,
our American college mon WIN r'ase
up and protest against this military
II alNMNAhA VI HAkt NNAAhRsta 49,
Japanese boys OF waHedn university
have done. In waacda tho boyH
called tho army officers "murfsF'
,rs'' and refused TO accept military
drill when 40 ordered.
A bravo young man tried 10 op-
poso this system on our campus
few years ago. lie was forNd to
leave the university because he
stood couragcously for tho exercise
OF his right OF conscience. When
shall wo look for another sue
demonstration on the part OF many
s,udcntsl Such aogcaiuro towards
peace would do moro 10 further the
abolition Of war than tho passing Of
many resolutions. All college men
on the Pacific coast Ahould 10 dis
armed At once. saber rafting n tho
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-17
Everlasting Auto
Accidents
Editor The STAR

Editor inc star
Tho increased number Of auto &C.
eidenta and fatalities should canHo
our legislatures TO take action 10
safeguard the travelling public. An
ounce OF prevention II worth
pound OF cure. 4 safe man pleased
with good common sense does not
need any auto traffic regulations.
Laws are made for tho lawleas. Yet
thp most stringcat law regulations
viii not eliminate accidents. Some
drivers arc safer going NJ speed
OF 40 miles IN hour than others
would be at 10 miles. Tho great
requirement or need OF today Is
not moro stringent traffic regula.
tons, but higher standard for
licenses 20 operate car.
A dope ficnd or n man under the
influence Of liquor operating n car
In lnEcnsitlve OF danger. Neither do
they fear man. the law. or God, or
have they any regard for lifc. II
the authorities would probe into tho
cause OF auto accidents they would
find that in n majority OF cases u
was caused by incompetent drivers.
How often do sevOre accidents &C
cur and fatalities caused by drivers
under tho influence OF liquor or
dope. and they put the responsible.
lty and cost on tho innocent.
People driving pell.meli. except
in cases OF life and death. should
/ be locked up or tried for insanity.
| Another cause for no many acct.
dents is because drivers will not oh.
serve auto traffic regulations and
officers arc lax in enforcing them.
People under age or In their dotngc
should not operate n car. Some
people never get out OF their child.
hood and some get in their dotagc
at q very early age. People with
defective eyesight or hearing should
not be driving n car. nor n person
OF nervous temperament.
Many people driving cars are 30
incompetent that they need a guard.
ian. Some could not pass an exam.
lnntion as to their sanity. Is II
any wonder there are 80 many auto
wreckages? How many accidents I've
due to defective brakes7 How often
have we heard the expression In
times Of accident. the brakes woull
not work. say. keep not only
your brakes hut the entire engine
in perfect order as n safeguard
against accidents.
In conclusion, would say TO make
auto traffic safe for tho travelling
public lies in a higher exccllency OF
standard for a license 20 operate a
car T.. J. WATSON.
Everett.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-17
Smooth Mr.. Mellon

Now comes Andrew w. Mellon, secretary of the treas
ury, with the glad tdngs that federal taxes can be re-
duced by S323,OO0OOO
But
Down in the last paragraph Of Secretary MELONS let
ter is the Joker This reduction can take place he saws
only if congress refrans from passing the soldiers
bonus bill.
year ago, Mr. Mellon the arch-enemy of the SOL
diers bonus bill then before congress His arguments
that the bonus bill should be passed because il
would wreck the countrys finances.
Today Secretary Mellon finds that the government has
too much and suggests plan by which taxes can
be reduced for ALL with the greatest benefits to those
with big incomes
But, says Mr.. Mellon this tax reduction must be post
poned for several years soldiers bonus bill is passed
Melons tax reduction letter is simply subtle piece of
propaganda to excite the selfish interests of taxpayers
against the bonus.
If the government is levyng heavier taxes than it
needs it should reduce them. That goes without ues-
ton, and proposition it stands on its own.
Likewise, if this nation its war veterans bonus
it should be granted. It is moral question and not
financial one. The bonus question stands on its own
merits
Smooth Mr.. Mellon has tangled up these two separate
and distinct questions the hope of debating the fate of
the bonus.
neonsderate. Chicago shot her nus
band for getting the floor dirty.
May pay navy at the knee
well at the bottom.
They arc used
70 being kept la hot water.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-17

Editor Tho star;
About three weeks ago n lady
standing by tho o, W, depot saw u
man and woman drive up to tho curb
and throw little female terrier out
and kick II away from the car. The
little creature cried and tried ia gc,
back into the car, but tho brute
kicked Il again. This woman, who
has "heart OF flesh" picked the
poor little thing up, and said. II Wish
| knew who you were, and ] would
make YOU sweat" He Bneered aud
said. "Yes. but you never will" Now
how easily She could have found out
who no was. Just by taking the num-
Der OF the machine or. rather, tho H.
eenso number. sho took tho dog
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-17
LHEZRCt the to M/1M
Turns Terrier Loose

home, aud Il has a good home, But
how cruel. and how COULD a WON
AN allow brute llko that TO do such
n trlek3 oh. how long Ia God going
10 allow those things7 Not long, wo
hope, Dear people. when you SEQ
something that In not according TO
'Iioylo" don't forget 10 take tho H.
cenae number. then thouo fionds
COULD DO punished, that In. II they
would just quit wasting their time
making no many foolish laws, such
aa that fool FLAG law" that Mira
Miracle tried 10 put thru--and en-
foreo soma OF tho laws that wo al
ready have.
MRS. y, q. KILLER.
lGa0 Willow 81.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-17
@vu&e. IF, M:~sev
ms Co,IEBACK

A man accompanied by his vita
entered a downtown clothing s,ors
TO purcbaEe suit OF clothes. Thu
couple differed as 10 the material
and the style, and the wife Loaf
her temper. 'oh. well" she said.
turning away. please yourself;
suppose you are the one who win
wear the clothes"
We'll" observed the husband. IT
didn't suppose you'd want TO wear
tho coat and boston Tran.
script.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-17

Editor The Star;
Congratulations upon the recent
front.pago editorial strongly con
demning tho action OF certain hunt
ers who shot ducks from an airplaac.
Your stand must he approved by any
fairmlnded sportsman, However.
was Il not Inconsistent 20 place upon
another page OF tho same issue
paragraph which caricatures and
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-17
Hunters, Cruelty, Goldfish

rldicules what I assume must have
been a letter from tho Humane 30
cicty protesting against tho unfortu'
nato practice of keeping goldfish In
round bowisF I think that II " n
remarkably good Idea for tho public
20 be informed upon tho subject.
Some years ago | was the proud
poasesaor OF "a specimens OF a very
beautiful and raro Japanese gold.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-17
A FITTING REToRT

one OF a party Of men left his
seat IN an already crowded train to
20 IN search OF something 10 ent.
leaving a rug TO reserve his place.
on returning. he found that, IN spite
Of the rug and the protests of fol.
low passengers. the seat had been
usurped by n woman. With flash.
ing eyes she turned upon him:
do you know. sir, that am one
Of the directors wives7"
Madame" he replied. were you
the directors only wife. 1 should still
protest."--Argonaut.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-17
SUITED HER

MARRY me-" said the poet. and
be my inspiration"
whats that?" asked tho girl.
'Bo my inspiration" no replied.
you mean shall not have TO
cook or scrub7" nho asked eagerly.
mo"
Just be your inspiration7'
THAT'S the idea"
wei. III consider II. I'll certain.
~ consider. You have the right idea
about married life"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-17
BETTER WAGES!
BETTER BUSINESS!
BETTER TIMES!
x LETTER From
AVRiDGE MANN

TO Friend:
Ever noyHO changing. me Il going on; dap
roaudD0iH0 drtin0 doDH the daon Faces coming. faces
going. HoD the human tdes-iie The rushiH0 rucrs Hop-
ing doiDB tho mountain sides
Rpru0 and hummer bring The fooers-prizc them tohae
they Iadi Soon ioLI the barren hours, Dhcn tho
Summers past wan The Winter beescs booming, back
ndrd turn cDcs-back 10 foors brightly blooming I'm
der sunny skicsi
Erer mopiu0. shUtin0 how The human tidea
Friends coming. going drifting; Change alone abesi
Love and laughter JOY and and pass dto1D
tohere toH be- phen daons frcnds Of YesteddW
Paths are very often parted; LIFE has many lanes Tho
another path u started Memory renans Friends or foto-
sent 10 cheer JieetinO ddv-1raD prize
them iohHc THEY'RE THEY'RE gone dtodpi
Epcr moving changing life "a going eueTv day
rearrnn0inD drifting the darn When nctper day
IL breaking ties that used TO bceHd Of mine, you Iedrc
me, taking ufth you part Of mel
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-17
FORECAST FOR SEATTLE:

During tho coming year there
will DO presidential campaign
and election. Already oandidatou
have como ere about 10 come
forward. This fact itHolf renders
tho year n significant one for Sc.
attic from tho standpoint OF bust.
noas and labor,
Duslnoas hnH emerged from tho
depression OF 1921 and has been
ON the up grade for tho past
year. For Il time there WINS
danger OF undue expansion and
priceinflatlon. Hut tho fear Of
n collapse such aa that which fol.
lowed tho buyers strike" IN
1891. halted this tendency. Pro.
duction slowed down 80 that con.
sumption might catch up. Both
have now been correlated.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-17
University Students and Military

best way % promote war. as Kaiser
William learned nine years ago.
American students should 10 freed
from tho Pruasian Eoosestep.
I. o..
Asa Meridian Ave.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-17
PROSPERITY
TO STAY

The Indications all now point
TO a steady but sound expansion
and for long.continuod and stable
prosperity for Seattle and for tho
country at large. Wholesale and
retail TRADE are unusually active.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-17
WAGE FARMERS
TO BENEFIT

Early In 1924. therefore. tho
labor and other aspects OF tho
coni problem will ngain como up
for solution. a precedent has
already been set In tho anthrn.
cito settlement OF last August In
tho form OF complete union rec.
ognitlon and an increase In rates
OF pay ten per cent above tho
rates OF 1920.
AS 10 wages. forthcoming events
will DO significant in view OF tho
fact that the fundamental issue
as 10 the adequacy OF existing
wages will be put forward. Cost
OF living as Il wage dctorminant
and pre.wnr standards MS Il basis
or computation will undoubtedly
DO repudlated.
Tho claim will be made for Just
and reasonable standards IRE.
spectiyo OF existing precedents.
Tho claim will DO made that In.
duatry has now revived. prosper.
lty is hero 10 stay. labor has bo.
como more productive and in
dustry moro profitable. and
tho wage Garner should DO given
a larger measure OF participation
In Industrial output irrespective
OF old standards or methods OF
computation.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-17

Tho production OF our basic in
duntriea II 20 psr cent greater
than II wan during tho ycnr 1919,
Prices AFRO rising, Wages have
recovered from tho slump OF
1921. Industrial workers arc
much more efficient.
Tho Indications arc that fun
damontal labor issues ns 10
wages and working conditions
Will soon be 10 tho forefront. Tho
railroad brothorhoodB have nj.
ready announced tho beginning
or n movement for advances IN
their rates OF pay. The agree.
mont between tho soft coal min.
err and operators expires next
March.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-17
Kick Them Out, Chief

Police Chief Severyns says:
Il don't find much difference in policemen.
AS to their honor and integrity, the police are
Evening star., 1923-03-22
Remnants of
Dress Goods
Worth S. to S. Yard
-$1.39

Remnants and sh ort
lengths from our best SELL
ing lines of all-wool dress
goods, including
! Atwood PoIaire Coat
ings, French Serge, Canton
Crepe, Storm Serge, Broad
cloth and Homespuns, i'm
black and leading colors.
Widths 50 to 81 inches.
The Dolores star., 1923-08-03

known TO the popular press as Jack
the Climber; but l gather he prefers
10 be called Jake think we ought
to humor him so far. His motor
cycle IS In the clay pit up the slope.
His leg is rather badly hurt"
"See II he's shammlng." said Ark
wright briefly TO Panke,
"Do I look as II l was shamming
you gazaboo!" growled Jake.
He certainly did not. Inspector
ArkwriGht put a question TO him,
which Jake did not answer; nor did
he look at the Inspector-his eyes
were fixed on Billy. Not n word OF
reply would the captive vouchsafe to
any Of Arkwrights queries. Billy
took the VIcomte by the arm, led him
outside, and drew long breath.
Got cigarette?" he said anx-
Iously. II gave my list one to Jake"
Bertrand produced his case.
But what triumph :" he said with
a dazed air
IT'S not the sort l enjoy" replied
Billy. but l had TO see It through"
The two Inspectors emerged.
"Panke." said ArkwrIght, there's a
gate in the fleld-fcnce just up there,
think. VIII yoH and Poison lift 1t
The Dolores star., 1923-08-03

of its hinges and bring 1t here? We
must get the man out; he can't walk"
He turned abruptly to Billy. "And
now-will you explain, Mr.. SpencerY'
Sure" said Billy. 81 believe you
know 1t was l who came across the
thieves on the night Of the holdup.
and got knocked out II seems to
have been taken for granted the pair
Of them made a getaway on their ma
chine, and likely were half across
England by morning. l wasn't SO sure.
The case was important for me. too.
for 1t looLed as If l was going to be
suspected.
~ happened to come across some
tracks of a cycle tire on the field
here; they were old and faint. but
they set me thinking. l wish I'd struck
them before. I'm used TO following
trails-had lot of experience in II,
Went to the place where the argu-
ment happened, up the lane, and made
out that the motorcycle, after the
scrap, came back along the road yon-
der. The tracks are there vet If
you've eyes to see them | guess the
machine was half-crippled, and thew
We're driving it too hard. / made ont
that 1t crashed again-a bad crash
that time. Do you follow me?"
Yes" said the amazed Arkwricht,
but how"
Here's piece of the machine
found 1t on the road" said Billy,
handing him the scrap Of metal, "Tbe
tracks didn't go on. So what becorne
of the machine? found the tira-
marks passing through a gateway into
the field.
What did that say? That they
could wheel the machine, though tbev
couldn't drive 1t. Engine done IN
"hat would they do with it? Hide #.
so NOBODY would know they didn't get
clear away. Youll find the machine
twin Indian, over in the Old cIav nj,
under some brushwood.
"hat did the two of them do than >
You can see by the tracks in tho feId
that one Of them was dead lame. So
lame that he had to be carried or
dragged. half Of the way. II mus,
have taken quite while, They
couldn't be far off, and, to cut It short
l searched the pits through and found
JAKE where he is. didn't get wise
TO II I'LL now. He's got leg so badIv
Spraihed that compound fracture
wouldn't have laid him up much NOR.
thoroughly. And here You ara In
spector, Just in the nick of time nc
the story-books say. OF course j"
added Billy, you'd have found IT ont
yourseif as soon as you got to WORK
l happened to be on the spot. that's
all. And shall be obliged II you,lI
say nothing about my share in If a,
headquarters. Thief-catching isn't
really In my line-Pm q motor.eno,-
neer, and 1t might do me harm to
nave 1t known 1 was wasting time on
things that aren't my business"
inspector Arkwright zazed at RilIv