The mirror., 1923-09-06
and nights Able, the fshpeddler vainly

kindred of the kindred of
the Dust" he murmured continuously while
scaling innumerabe fishes for his custo-
mers.
His wife Rosie serving him an A num-
Der one "Gefilte Fish," a dish Able loved
almost as well as Rosie, this good lady
was shocked to hear her life's partner
sigh and say kindred of the Dust" while
recklessly propelling huge chunk of
"Gefllte Fish" to his mouth perfectly
balanced on his knife.
"For why"-she said, deeply humiliated,
"You call it my fish Kindred of the
Dust when you know it very well Able,
respectable fish is raised in the water
and has it not even relation what she
is it kindred in the dust"
But Able never gave her a tumble.
Kindred of the Dust was all he lived for,
all he breathed.
And in the end the Gods upon Olym-
pus had pity with the poor ishpeddler
and upon the wings of Pegasus they
hoisted him and made of him a genius.
On Friday morning while Able was
manicuring mess of fish for Mrs. Cor
rosian he suddenly saw the light. Cor
rosian as a name for a descendant of
Abraham Isaac and Jacob seemed to,
Able not exactly according to Hoyle.
"Who ever heard it an honest to good
ness Jewish father give such name like
Corrosian to his son?" Able thought con-
temptuously. "It is it crime-a regular
assassination of hereditary standards and
usages. Anyhow what is it-a Corrosian?"
Again he thought and thought -"Ah,"
finally he grasped it and along with it
the fortunate solution of his knotty prob
lem. "Corrosian is it what it is Rust
yes Rust. Kindred of the Dust Kindred
of the Dust" There it was all in nut
shell before his minds eyes.
4 He had the much desired title.
But what of the plot?
Leave it to Able, customers-to Able a
plot is "a mere nothing"
He would write of Isidor Corrosian,
translating this worthy EDITORS familiar
moniker in to Rust and subtitle him Izzy.
In the first and second reel of his screen
drama Able would vividly paint the pic
ture of cheap Ganif doing short bit
and after his preliminary education turn
into first class politician and newspaper
proprietor. The third and fourth reel
would show Izzy Rust easy rust. But
along comes kin-a relation,-a third
or fourth cousin of Rust's wife's sisters
second husband. kindred aint it," Abbie
unused smiling. "Fine"-he shouted out
loud while O'Flaherty, the patroling har-
ness copper, passed Abie's push cart and
halted wondering whether Able was nuts
or admired O'Flaherty's new brass but
tons.
In the fifth and sixth reel Able would
elect Ford president and please his aud
ience by surrounding Hank with cabi-
net of Hebrews, Rust's kindred being
Secretary of the Treasury.
Rust "JezviSh Menace" would develop
into the national daily and to get the
naked truth everybody would be taught
reading Jewish type in American schools.
To bring excitement, without which no
film may hope to pass the censors, Able
would declare war in the seventh reel
and in the eighth permit the kindred to
win Mr.. Books 100000 peace prize by
inventing muzzle for European diplo-
mats and other mlitaristic ilk always
preaching war.
Able was delighted with his prospects.
All he needed was someone to write the
story for him for Able could not compose
single English sentence without taint
ing it with Jewish.
He closed up shop and hastened to the
"JeqVish Menace" building. There he