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, 1923-03-04
statesmen WANTED

WANTED State representative =
Manufactures OF high class nation.
ally advertised article wants sales.
man; preferably one who is now trav.
cling; commission basis: no drawing
account; protected territory; have de.
veloped unique way OF selling the ar.
uoe' as merchandise utilized as an
ADVERTISING medium; wonderful re
peater. We invite only those who are
seeking permanent connections and
Income measured by their own eff.
fort and ability; give full particulars
In your first letter. Box ADJ. Trib.
une.
, 1923-03-04

The first woman to talk by tele-
phone is said to have been Mrs. e. O..
Sovereign. now living Mt Bay City.
Mich. In 1874. when Alexander Graz
ham Bell was making his first expert
ments with the telephone at Brant-
ford. Oat., Mrs. Sovereign was teach
ing school IN hat place and helped
the inventor string the wire and set
up his first telephone instruments.
, 1923-03-04
LEGAL NOTICE.

City OF Casper, Wyoming,
March 3rd. 1923.
The following described stock, to
be advertised, as ESTRAYED
STOCK, to be sold to the highest
bidder, at 200 p. M, March the
18th, 1928, from the City Pound.
Shetland pony, dark brown, with
small star in forehead; age, about
10 years.
The advertisement to run on the
Pub. Mar. a., 8, 10, 1928.
(Signed) A. NISBET,
Chief of Police.
, 1923-03-04
0 SALE-FARMS

FOR SALE-Chicken or truck farm
of forty acres. all can be irrigated,
Will take lots or Casper property: is
three and one-half miles OF p~ostofflce.
Phone 1901.
, 1923-03-04

MADAM PELKEY, ~clairvoyant: T.
can give you advice on life court
ship. marriage or business: SO positive
am ! OF my power to tell the past.
present and future and exactly what
you a to know that / will make
no charge unless you obtain perfect
satisfaction. Rear 443 w. Yellow
stone.
, 1923-03-04

S25 DAILY; free %raincoat; commits
sion in advance; take orders for on
union made $3.75 ~raincoats. Eastern
Rancoat CO., manufacturers, 91S 92l
Roosevelt Road. Chicago.
, 1923-03-04
LOST AND FOUND

LOST-Reward for return of Lew
ellyn setter dog. all white with
black ears and black patch around
left eye. 335 E. Twelfth. Phone sow.
LOST-white Angora cat. Reward
for returning to 1884 s. David or
Phone 2073.
, 1923-03-04

wANTED-Specialty salesman a
once. nothing but h%ustlers need ap
rEy. Call Phone 2252R Sunday ant
evenings.
, 1923-03-04

MANUFACTURERS Of a strictly
high grade line of products are or.
ganizlng a direct from factory TO
consumer sales force and desire to Sc
cure the services of men and women
to represent them in this state. This
is an unusual opportunity paying
large returns. Gold Seal Laboratories
Nashville. Tenn.
, 1923-03-04
FOR RENT-MISCELLANEOU

FOR LEASE-3O0 acres Of good pas
ture. including ten acres crop Sail
Rye; close In on river; cash $3.50. Ap-
ply upstairs 642 u. Twelfth.
FOR RENT Light running sewing
machines. Phone 1886.
, 1923-03-04

Belinquishment; ono
miles OF r%efiuery, ut
miles out stp0; one
Phone 1901.
, 1923-03-04

MEN wanted for detective work; ex'
perience unnecessary. Write J. Ga
nor. former government detective, st.
Louis.
, 1923-03-04

GABERDINES. %raincoats: make 800
week taking orders, we deliver and
collect; Goa with outfit S2.95. Write
Immediately. Gaberdine Raincoat Co,
SAG Roosevelt Road. Chicago.
, 1923-03-04

AGENTS-Bamboo ~stf.filiing foun.
tain pen; makes carbon copies; loo
per cent profit; sample 60c; satisfac'
ton or money refunded. Northern
Brokerage Co. Glenwood, MINI.
, 1923-03-04

CORRECT names of $50 large oil re.
filming. pipeline companies employ
ing men all kinds in United States,
Mexico, South America, Australia
India, and Europe sent you with in.
formation of oil fields. wages and
method of securing employment Send
81 bill; money returned II dissatisfied
Desk is. PA Haver Bldg. Tulsa.
Okla.
, 1923-03-04

GOOD territory still open for live
wires to handle actual manufacture
ers' direct to consumer hosiery; high
est commission paid. Write or wire
for territory. #. Rogers, Box 1913,
Great Fairs. Mont.
, 1923-03-04

WANTED TO BORROW $500 at IL
per cent for six months on three
lots. cost si.40O in business district.
Box ABB. Tribune.
, 1923-03-04
NOTICE
NOTICE.

I wish to that I have
taken over the Casper territory for
Cooperative Mercantile wholesale
grocers OF Denver: save the mid6ie
mans profit by ordering your grocer
les wholesale. Hugo johnson. Phone
2252R.
, 1923-03-04

NO AID LESS THAN IS CENTS
Five average words used as a basis
of estimating a line.
, 1923-03-04
FOR SALE-AUTOMOBILES
Look These Over

Tot are looking for a good used
car-well, we have It - the price
will suit you-the terms likewise: all
our used cars have been put in good
running order in our shops; some are
repainted-all are good values. Here
are a few OF them:
CHEVROLET, touring ------s2oo
HUDSON Super Six sedan ------ss5o
CHALMERS touring ----------s4oo
FORD bug --------------------s4oo
REQ touring ------------------s4oo
COLE Eight. touring -----------ssoo
KING Eight touring -----------s750
OVERLAND Baby Four--------s35o
FORD touring -----------------s15o
COLUMBIA sedan. 1922. like new;
new car guarantee goes with this
one LOU
OVERLAND touring ITO
We have others. We get new ones
in every day. Call ano see us. Small
payment down, Valance on liberal
terms.
, 1923-03-04
ACCOMPLISHMENTS, ETC.

FOR SALE
and one quarter
$3.50; one four
improved $3.50.
, 1923-03-04

CASPER LoTS-wc sen lots in Fair
View addition for 81 down and 81
a week: city water. light and phone
wires across the street and gas but
block away. The Dobbin Realty C..
213 Midwest Bldg. Phone 1854.
, 1923-03-04
HELP W~ANTED-FEMALE

wANTED-Two girls 10 work in soft
drink parlor. 220 w. First. second
floor. Phone 4s9W.
wANTED-Giri for light housekeep-
ing. 1911 s. Spruce.
WSNTED-Girl to work in soft drink
parlor. 239 w. First: s14 per week.
, 1923-03-04
AGENTS WANTED

MANUFACTURERS of a strictly
high grace line of products desire
to secure the service of responsible
party or parties to fill the position of
state representative; his is an un.
usual opportunity yielding good in
come. Gold Seal Laboratories. Nash
Vile, Tenn.
, 1923-03-04
Classified Rates

Effective February II. 1923.
One and one-half cents per word
or s cents per line.
, 1923-03-04

WANTED-Two gentlemen and one
lady to sell the securities of one
of the most profitable and fastest
growing chain store mercantile cor
porations of the intermountain coun.
try, a Wyoming corporation. excep-
tional opportunity. John C. Roberts.
Hotel Henning.
, 1923-03-04
PERSONAL

MADAM Wonder. wonderful life
dearer. the lady with the wonderful
power; tells past. present n future.
Call and consult her on any affairs.
f252 West b. Hours 0 a. m. to 10.
y. m.
, 1923-03-04
PERFORMERS WANTED

wANTED-Hlgh class amateur tai
emit. every Thursday night. See Mr.
Harris at Columbia Theater or
Phone 9S6W.
, 1923-03-04

WONDERFUL discovery; charges
batteries in ten minutes; gallon free
to agents. Radcliffe Co.. st. Paul
MINI.
, 1923-03-04

WE HAVE some territory open for
agents and statesmen to sell mems
hand tailored suits. $3.50 up; spring
samples ready; some agents clean up
$40 daily: no experience necessary.
Write quick. John Bond Tailoring
Co., Denver, Coo
, 1923-03-04

EXCLUSIVE distributors; sensation
al new tailed Kettle Corn Pepper;
name territory wanted; high class;
big money for right man. Tolbot Mfg.
Co, st. Louis Mo.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-18

Times change and if we don't
change with them we fall behind
them, which bit of philosophy is
apropos an attempt / made TO play
marbles with son the other afternoon, -
said a San Antonio business man.
He continued:
"When l talked about long taw
son hadn't any idea what j meant
and when he suggested FOUNDERS it
didn't mean anything to me until I
found he meant big ring and then
ducks It took me quite a while to
figure out that he meant stakes.
'Knuckle down seems TO have retin-
ed its meaning and so has 'histing'
but all the other terms used now
are not like those l used when | wis
boy. Even the kinds of marbles
have changed or their names are
changed. The kids nowadays don't
seem TO know anything about the
'commies. chinas. alleys, cloudies,
snowflakes and mossies' We used 10
have.
Il didn feel any more at home
praying mlDS W IN SOD IMAM ala
when 1 took laughter TO tea daas-
anti
An 1S-year-old Mexican girl pre-
scented an unique plea for a continu-
ance of her trial, when arraigned be-
fore Police Judge Rochester, TO answer
on charge of vagrancy.
The senorita, when asked TO plead,
asked the court to delay hearing, say
ing she wanted her lawyer present.
The attorney who had your case, :"
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-18

o" but all l have met act funny. And
y hey have a queer look in their eyes.
Sometimes / have wondered if they
re really human. They do such things
nd they say such things.
They Are Temperamental.
Ny favorite author is the mildest
hammered of men. He has disposition
hat is the marvel of all who know
him. A cross word never passes his
Ups. He fairly beams at all times.
let one day his wife picked thread
| IF his coat sleeve and he flew into
violent paroxysm of rage-stormed
SSSfustered and almost wrecked the
ope of future domestic happiness.
He has been buying flowers and
andy since to square himself and has
ever been able 10 explain the brain
torn.
Take Arthur Somers Rocbe-if he
not mislaid some place in Europe
he writes thrilling stories of ad-
enture and mystery. One follows his
ed-corpusoled heroes through one
hapter after another. breathless with
dispense. And yet Mr.. Roche him
Flf is the only man know who is
fraid. to ride in an elevator in an
ffice building. Whenever he wants to
Re an editor he invites him out to
inch. sometimes even paying the
heck.
Fred G. Nelly writes human interest
rticles about men who have dared
nd won. He tells how they overcame
psurmountable obstacles and yet
Jelly is so fearful of water no amount
money could induce him to cross a
bdy of water-large or small.
Samuel Blythe has the reputation of
hing one of our shrewdest political
fporters aud is also novelist of
stinction. But when he writes on
be typewriter he refuses to space
tween the words. At least he used
When James Oliver Curwood is
Commissioned to write novel he is
sistent upon one point and that is
lat no time limit be put upon him.
e may have one year or two years.
aving had this point settled. he set
les down himself and finishes his
bvel without stopping But when he
told his work must be finished at a
rtain time he finds he is not able
work ut all.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-18
Writers and Their PhObiaS
By o. o. MINTYRE.

If you are the proud parent of a
precocious four year old son and, at
moment when the nurse is lax, the
son and heir topples from the high
chair TO the floor landing on the soft
spot of his head, have no worries.
Everything is going to be all right.
The chances are he will become an
author or a poet, be invited out to
drink IA kinds of tea, eat 16 kinds
bf cake every day and live happy ever
hfterward. Yessir!
He will be impervious to eyes that
can wreck an empire and if he can
hodge the sheriff until he reaches mid
die age you will not have TO bother
about his meals. By that time he will
either have starved or learned to live
without eating.
Writers may not be entirely "blot-
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-18

Ring Lardner is another rare bird.
He lives on his magnificent estate
Observation-Disclosures at Great Neck.
J.. l., and is an interchangeable worker,
but, unless the little Lardners come
in every morning and romp with him,
Poppa won't work all day. There may
be some sort of bribery about this for
there is a lot of golfing TO do there
abouts and about twice a week the
children forget him.
used to play Kelly pool every
Saturday afternoon with a group that
included Borton Braley, the poet.
Braley, despite the fact that he is a
poet, always had plenty of loose
change in his pocket. but he would
never put cash into the pot. Instead
he would write out a check for the
small amount needed and when the
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-18
fires With 500 Nail
Holes Leak No Air

NJ H. Milburn OF Chicago. has
ye6ted new puncture-proof inner
be, which. in actual test. was
knctured 500 times without the loss
any air. Increase your mileage
pm 10000 to 1900 miles without
moving this wonderful tube from
wheel. and the beauty of it all
that this new puncture-proof tube
SITS no more than the ordinary
be, and makes riding real pleas
e. You can write Mr.. A. II. Mil
I'm at $50 West 74th St. Chicago.
he wants them introduced s>ery-
pere. Wonderful opportunity for
ents. If interested write him to-
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-18
Stories of the Town

Judge Rochester said, has advised
the court he has nothing further to
do with it,"
But, your honor" persisted the
defendant. Il paid him $40 TO de-
fend me. I think he should be at
my trial"
The situation perplexed the court.
Perhaps she may want another
attorney" suggested a lawyer, who
CHANGED TO be present.
No, senor," she replied, II do not
care for any more lawyers"
Judge Rochested granted the con-
tinuance.
At the Conopus Club luncheon Fri
day several New York newspapermen,
here with the Giants. were guests OF
honor and were called upon for talks
after they had been given a welcome
TO city by ]. II. kirkpatrick.
In his talk Mr.. kirkpatrick did
his stuff in fine style telling of the
wonderful climate. the beautiful WON.
en- and the chivalrous men of Texas
and approached his climax with a ref.
erence TO the excellent facilities for
training offered by San Antonio.
1T was to San Antonio" he said
that one of our most illustrious fig.
ures came to organize and train body
of men that won undying fame"
More of this and them 81 refer to
that splendid American, Theodore
Roosevelt who organized and trained
his Rough Riders here"
One of the New York writer's made
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-18

reference TO Mr.. Kirkpatrick's flight
of oratory. He said:
Il enjoyed the San Antonio orators
talk very much but feel that l must
take exception TO some Of his remarks.
/ thought and am sure most of those
present thought, when he was refer
ring to the organizer of the Rough
Riders that he meant that illustrious
American, Henry Ford"
Ordinarily he was very careful
about the quality of "hooch' he
drank. And he thought that he had
exercised the usual caution the night
before.
Anyhow, the next morning when
he stood before the mirror TO shave,
after having worked up a good lather
on his face and used several steaming
towels, there seemed to be a film over
his eyes which seriously impaired his
vision.
"Wood alcohol was his first
thought as he rubbed his eyes. Rub
bling, however, failed to improve his
vision. His heart sank
Then, accidentally the towel touched
the mirror. 1t left clear spot in
its wake.
"Oh-h-h- Man." it was steam on the
mirror.
When a required course in equation
for all officers on duty at Eighth
Corps Area headquarters was prescrib-
ed by the commanding general not
long ago. and Air Service officer on
duty at the Corps Area Air Office got
his first experience with horses. The
aviator who for years had been ex-
posed to all the hazards of the air,
timidly mounted the horse assigned
to him on the first day of the course.
The Texas broncho must have had. a
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-18

ALAMO ICE CREAM is trosen in atmosphere 90 S5roo
per Pure all dust and gerH-lddcn being eliminated
This process is kno7cn HEATHIZATION and has been
stalled by The alamo Foods Company at great expense order
that San antonio and surrounding territory haze HE bcS
ice that ii is possible to make
4lpdys insist ALAMO BY name!
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-18

Beautiful Roselawn Cemetery. not
a graveyard, beautiful we'll kent
burial park. Crockett 16SS.-(Adv)
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-18

bunch as to his eastern rider's-ah,
we'll say inexperience with horses, for
he Immediately started on a run across
an open piece of ground in the camp.
In futile effort did the aviator work
all the controls in an effort TO bring
about stall" A ditch was directly
ahead, and just as the horse got 10
the ditch he decided not TO jump it. A
crash" was barely averted.
After that days lesson the Air Ser
vice officer reported to his instructor
that equitation was too dangerous for
an aviator.
Il can make n plane come down
when l want to-" he said, "but 1 can't
stop a horse"
He was sitting in his car out in
front of their apartment and the fact
that he was getting impatient was
made known TO a pedestrian, nearing
the spot, by impatient blasts Of the
cars horn at short intervals. Just
as the pedestrian arrived near the car
the woman for whom the motorist was
waiting made her leisurely appearance
buttoning a refractory glove.
"For the love Of Mike, get a move
on" snarled Friend Husband. want
TO keep me waiting all day."
Her smile became more sweetly ir-
ritating and she reminded him:
"Now, now dear, Remember what
you married me for"
And he grumped:
"Well as / remember the words it
was for better or for worse Not
for sooner or later"
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-18

Factories have advanced the price
on all kinds of windshield glass. For
limited time we will install them
and also window glass at the old price.
Ziegler & Ziegler
Phone Or. 31T7. 201 W. Travis ST.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-18

o" but all l have met act funny. And
hey have a queer look in their eyes.
Sometimes / have wondered if they
ire really human. They do such things
nd they saw such things.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-24
MOORE LOSES ON FOUL
FIRST TIME In F1 EVEN
YEARS OF HIS CAREER
GcRaro Is Winaer-Johnny
Wilson, Of Course,
Doesn't Appear.

Chicago. April s4.-pal Moore, the
veteran Memphis, Tenn. bantam.
weight. landed his first foul punch in
eleven years Of boxing and more than
100 ring battles Monday night, when
he lost TO frankie Gcnaro. the Amer
lean flywcight champion, by striking
him in the groin in the sixth round
of their scheduled ten-round bout.
Moore, always known as a dancer
and jumDer, was outpOintcd by Ge-
naro. The blow landed with both
Gcnaro's feet off the floor, the little
champion literally leaping into the
punch, lett hook.
Fcnaro was unable to walk from
the ring and later was taken TO ho-
tel in an automobile.
1t was announced Genaro has been
mathced to meet Joe Lynch, worlds
champion bantamwcight. in ten
round bout here, May 10.
Middleweight Champion Johnny
Wilson had been cardcd for a ten
round bout last night with Italian
Joe Cans, but said he had twisted
his ankle and returned 10 New York.
Chicago will get another liberal
dosage of bootleg boxing tonight,
twelve prominent bantam and feather
weights being carded in six and eight
round bouts. The show, as usual,
will be protected from legal inter-
ference under the strong Illinois anti
prizefight law by an injunction.
Mike Dundee. the Rock Island, ILL.,,
featherweight. conceding five pounds
in weight, shaded Andy CLANCY of
Baltimore in n thrilling ten-round
bout. Dundee floored CLANCY with
short right to the chin in the fifth
round and the Baltimore feather took
Il nine count. In the ninth CLANCY
opened up an old cut over Dundee's
right eye and this bothered him.
Charlie Beecher. the Brooklyn
fcatherweight. Outpointed Jack Shar-
key of New York in an eight-round
bout, flooring Sharkey for nine sec
ondS in the eighth with right cross
TO the chin. Sharkey appeared to
be out of condition as he was slow
and missed frequently.
In an added bout, Harry Gordon.
New York bantamweight. outpoint-
ed Mickey Brown. Philadelphia
featherweight in six rounds.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-24
Coleman Says His Bears Have the Stuff Will Show

that batch of ordinary pitchers with
which Chance must worry.
And what hope has a retiring,
quiet, small-voiced $4,000 native son
like O'Connell against man like
Casey Stengel, who did more than any
other one man to win the champion
ship for the Giants in 1922, who was
sent out with the second team to
push it home in the spring Of 1928,
aud who is now busily engaged in
showing the Giants why they need
him and showing the Brooklyn fans
why they miss him by winning all
the games he can on the thither side
Of the East River.
In dire straits the Giants were on
the verge of coming into port without
case of anything in sight Monday,
when Stengel for the second time
slapped q safe hit over the deadline
and won for them. This player, who
was turned adrift because one club
couldn't see him but who knew he
would find his right berth some day,
is never so glad as when he can look
the Brooklyn fan in the face and grin
at him.
Young Yarmouth of Washington,
fresh from the ranks of the bushers,
is today in the ranks of those who
have apparently made good. He
pitched three-hit game against the
Yank "murderers' row" Monday. The
left-handers look as if they will both
be the braves of the Bronx as much
on that side of the river as they were
won't TO have them when they played
on the borrowed Polo Grounds. 1t
seemed to escape the attention of the
hoi polloi IN the excitement of open
ing the new circus maximus that the
Ianks were being put TO a lot of
hard fighting TO win from Boston. a
club to which BOBBY honors were at
tributed. Then the WashingtOns
came along with a better defense and
fully as much attack and the Yanks
have not been able to subdue them
and Washington isn't beginning to
give them the fight they will get
Inter
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-24
BRUINS BACK
!. To OPEN HOME
SEASON TODAY
Pitchers Wild Now But
. They Have Stuff, Says
Manager Bob.
LOST LAST ON ROAD
Bad Eighth Inning Gives
Beaumont Club Lead
! and Ball Game.
LOST LAST ON ROAD

The San Antonio Bears are back
=. home Tuesday to open the Texas
sIeague season in their own bailiwick
s.against the Houston Bufialocs this
-.aftern0on. They play Houston four
mdayS, Beaumont three and Galveston
rfour before taking the road again.
Manager Bob Coleman. split finger
= and all. sat in the Office Of ii. j.
sBcnson. club president. Tuesday
-s1norning and told all within carshot
ssthat the Bears though they came
home with Il .533 average. have got
ssthe stuff and will show il before the
Season is long advanced.
= "Thc club is hitting like ficndS.
'ssaid Bob galloway and Todt have
been making stars out of the oppoS-
.sing fielders with line drives at them
-but these drives are bound 10 20
safe some time. The fielding is
good, although frankie Fuller'S SDrain-
a.ed thumb still botherS him and he's
Fighting the ball. And the pitchers
s.satisfy me. True. they're all wild.
Even Bob Councilman is walking en-.
Gan YOU imagine that from BoD. who
scan throw a ball through a knot-hole.
sRut that can be worked off and they
sbaye the stuff to win when they've
-got control"
Simon Hailed as Find"
: Third-bascman Svl Simon is 4
regular "find." Coleman and the rest
sof the players say. \ siX-footer with
"a great pair Of baseball hands, -
Simon covers lot, of ground around
third. is leading the club in hitting
s-craShing the ball hard. the PILOT
declareS-and. what's the most IRE
ainarkable. nobody on the club has
been able to outrun him, and MEYERS,
.J,ooc and company are 70 freight
trucks when it comes TO Sfeed
Z All Of which is far fryfn conducive
Of gloom even if the Sub is having
= little more than, rs share of mis-
fGrtarne. which Include Coleman's
spit finger. ,Fuller'S had thumb,
Meyer inipfei foot and Payne 5
snouralgia, ehich neccesitated the pull.
fny Of, a few teeth Tuesday morning.
Meyers foot. hurt the last day OF
training. is still troubling him
Though he doesn't favor it and made
sninn rutouts in center in one of the
beaumont games.
= Colcmnn's forc-finger on his right
hand isn't broken. as reported from
Beaumont. where the injury occurred
But the damage is bad enough. The