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The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1923-12-14

death of 800 persons in Philadelphia
district in last eleven months
Ordinance requiring employees of
Seattle's municipal street car system
to take one days rest in seven signed
by mayor
Private drinking by dry law Off
cials attacked by Governor Pierce, of
Maine.
New York Central railroad officials
and Railroad Brotherhood represen-
tatives begin discussion of new wage
agreement.
Superiority of electric locomotive
to steam locomotive established in
tests at Erie, Pa.
French announce relaxation of mil
itary control in the Ruhr.
Richest mine of magnetic iron in
the world discovered in Russia.
Insisting presidents clemency
order is a regular pardon, Comp
troller Craig assails Daugherty's ac-
ton and repeats charges against
Judge Mayer.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1923-12-14
STRIKING TYPOS
Win Injunction Contest
With Southern News
papers

Asheville, N. C.-Superior Court
Judge McElroy has dissolved the tenn
porary injunction issued against
striking printers employed on two
newspapers in this city. The hearing
was had on the publishers appeal to
make the court order permanent.
Judge McElroy ruled that the plain
tiffs failed to prove a single charge
against the printers. While the pub
fishers may appeal to the state su-
preme court, Judge McElroy ordered
that if they do, they must deposit
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1923-12-14

bond in the sum of $4,000 to indem-
Nifty the strikers for any irreparable
wrong done them.
The verdict is blow to the publish
ers, whose attack on the union has
been one series of blunders.
The strike was caused by wage
dispute. The employers demanded
that the old rates be renewed for five
years. They refused to arbitrate, and
these facts have been given the wild
est publicity by the workers.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1923-12-14
COMMENTED" TERM
Rejected BY Labor in South
ern Textile Industry

Lexington, N. C.-Textile workers
IN North and South Carolina object
to being referred to as "contented /,
CIVIC organizations and town "boom-
ers IN the Carolinas are appealing to
northern textile manufacturers to
move south where labor is content.
ed. In convention held here. the
textile workers announce that the
boomers" speak without authority
and that the workers resent being re-
ferred to as work animals"
The convention also made these dec
larations:
That the textile workers of the
Carolinas resent the daring assump-
tion of civic clubs and newspaper
writer's to refer to US in their descrip-
tive advertising as being happy,
'contented,' 'docile,' etc. 1t sounds
too much like advertising work ami
mails as gentle well-broken,
straightforward easily kept etc.
THAT our hopes, aims and aspira-
tions are embraced in the following
program: The eight-hour day; collec-
tive bargaining with our employers
in reaching all agreements affecting
wages and working conditions; the
right to join a labor union or any
other organization we may want to
join; the education of our children to
at least keep them in school until they
have finished the high school course; !;
the removal of our homes from Tin
Can alley to Main street, nor should
another generation be known as Just
the mill people" They should be rec
ognized as citizens of community, no
more, no less, and without distinction.
$50 we say to those who are coming
to the Carolinas with their millions to
invest that we, the textile workers,
will labor diligently for them and with
them, ever inspired with the hope that
our program as outlined above will
soon be realized, that those whose
money is invested in the textile indus
try will meet every success they de-
serve, and that our states will profit
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1923-12-14

Secretary Weeks urges increase in
army from $4,000 to 10000 men.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1923-12-14

Moders Conference Board
BUSINESS AGENTS
Electrical Workers
Moders Tim Rowan, 939 Central
Machinists ""...Ted Smith.
Moving Picture Operators G. w. Betz, phone
Carpenters Herman Perpngon, GIL
Pumbers"".Jack Dedrick, 1914
Theatrical S. E. Schief,
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1923-12-14
JAY WALKING Is DEADLY

Chicago.-"Jay walking" or cross
ing street in the middle of block,
is responsible for half of the 734
deaths by automobile in this county
the past year, according to munich
pal safety commission.
The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1923-12-14
AS THE WORKER
SEES HIS WORLD
Summary and Digest of
Important Events of the
Week, Here and Abroad

bIOIueIHOOu OI LOCOIloIlNe Ire
men and Enginemen celebrates ff-
tieth anniversary in meetings at ff-
teen large railroad terminals.
Soldiers bonus bill expected to be
put through congress early in the
session.
Presidents committee of three, APP
pointed to consider release of war
time prisoners, meets secretly at
Buffalo.
Putnam Lumber Company pays pa
rents of Martin Tabert $4,000 in
settlement of his death after fogging
in Florida lumber camp.
Unemployment grows in Germany
and millions of people face winter of
starvation, Berlin dispatches say
Samuel Gompers tells Controller
Craig, of New York, that he will per-
form public service by not accepting
a pardon for contempt of court.
Shipbuilders in United States re-
port Increase in number of American
vessels idle.
Labor party, similar to the British
labor party, organized in Japan.
Many railroads report gains in Oc-
tober net incomes.
German physicians declare general
medical strike against the govern
ment sickness insurance organization
Carl C. Magee, New Mexican edi-
tor, tells senate committee former
Senator Fall became prosperous after
Teapot Dome oil lease grab
Marcel Cachin, French communist
leader, declares Ruhr occupation re-
| sponsible for the continued increase
in living costs in France.
Cove McCray, of Indiana, indicted
on charge of forgery and seven other
counts in connection with his finan-
cial affairs.
Sons of Premier Baldwin, of Great
| DiiIaiH, anu u hdiiSdy hdCDOHdlu
labor leader, speak from same plat.
forms, former attacking his fathers
policies.
Central Labor Council of Spokane
Wash, calls on city council to re
peal the ordinance on syndicalism.
British miners demand revision o.
wage agreement, inv lew of increased
cost of living.
Census bureau reports II ,066 per
sons killed by automobiles last year
in 81 states.
Congress convenes at Washington
with radical groups holding balance
of power
American Association of Univer.
sity Professors investigates dismissal
of members of the faculty of the Uni
versity of Tennessee last July.
Governor Smith, of New York, des-
ignates January 16, 1924, as indus.
trial Safety Day." to promote accident
prevention.
Three hundred reported dead after
diffe floods towns in Italy.
Signs of trade revival in Great
Britain noted, London dispatches say
President Coolidge RENTS jail SEN
tence of Controller Craig, of New
York, held guilty of contempt OF
court.
| j. Harry Foley, state sealer of
weights and measures in New Jersey
indicted with four others in bootleg
scandal.
Bill introduced in congress provid-
ing no federal judge shall determine
the guilt or innocence of any person
ordered up for contempt committed
outside his courtroom.
Seven additional indictments re-
turned in New York as result of Fed
eral war on bucketshops.
Navy to send expedition into the
Arctic next summer for exploration
of the polar regions.
Governor Pinchot, of Pennsylvania,
in message to 80 governors, proposes
regulation of prices and phases of
hard coal industry.
Drinking of poisonous liquor causes
n a n -
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ROSTER OF ORGANIZATIONS
HAMILTON LABOR UNIONS

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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-01-11

Next Tuesday Wallace Barnett,
Is, New Augusta, Ind, will begin
the eight weeks short course at
Purdue University at the expense Of
the State. Wallace won the scholar
ship, second prize, IN the individual
stock judging contest at the State
fair last fall Thirty-six counties
We're represented in tho contest.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-01-11
NEWSPAPER ART
, SUBJECT Of BOOK
Times Staff Artist Publishes
Interesting Work.

A unique book, which is attracting
quite bit Of attention in the art and
che newspaper worlds, has just been
published by Manuel Rosenberg, staff
artist for The Times and The Gin
ttnnai Post. 1t is called THE Manuel
Rosenberg Course in Newspaper Art"
In seventy-One lessons, Rosenberg
covers completely the field Of news
paper art, beginning with the ma
terials required by a newspaper artist
and ending with a lesson on how to
get the first Job.
While the fundamentals of art are
explained simply ard clearly in sew
eral lessons, the special needs Of the
newspaper artist are stressed.
The human interest" which Rosen-
berg emphasizes as essential to news
paper art, he puts into his book
He tells of interviews he has had
with world-renowned personalities, in
Guiding President Harding, General
Pershing, Lloyd George. King Albert
of Belgium and many others. OF par
ticular interest is a sketch of Mrs.
Harding and the story of how the
''flrst lady Of the land happened to
pose"
Difficulties the young newspaper
artist will meet, and ways TO over
come them. are explained.
Cartooning, layout work, animal
. drawing, covering of various assign
ments. portrait sletchins-each sub
Ject IS taken up separately.
In a foreword. T. c. O'DOnneIl,
former editor of Cartoons Magazine,
says Of the book: 1T is the first
course ever prepared which, in a com
plete manner, covers this important
subject"
The book Is published by the author
at 400 Butler building, Cincinnati.
Ohio.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-01-11
News so Wonderful

NUNS ~ W OAtANA Z IA
that il Will sound like a story
the fairies dreamed-that's the
news Peggy Ann has 70 tell you
about an extraordinary food cooker.
called the National Pressure Cook
or. which IS on sale by the Pettis
Dry Goods Company.
Its almost impossible to believe
that in ten minutes after putting
on a meal consisting of roast beef.
potatoes. rice and dried peaches,
that you can take out the food all
well and beautifully cooked. but its
really so, Peggy Ann saw the dem
onstrator do it. All thin meats.
fresh vegetables, dried fruits. GER
eals and buildings, require only
ten minutes. No matter how diffI-
cult a food might be to cook, any
and all combinations Of food can
be cooked In this cooker in fifty
minutes or less.
You can get cookers ranging
from ten to twenty-five quart capac-
ity. but the average family would
use a ten or twelve-quart size
Girls. I don't know how you feel
about It, but when Peggy Ann gets
4 husband whose affection she
must strive 10 keep, on a limited
income, she has fully decided to in
vest in a National Cooker in pref
erence to dinner gowns. clasmic
packs and marcel irons
In buying a new evening dress.
# you do not already have a. black
one, It would be very wise to buy
black as It can be worn longer and
more constantly. and still look well,
than any other color.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-01-11
PAY PHONE ARREST

Oliver Stats, 81, OF 322 S Airing
ton Ave, was held on a vasrancy
charge today Bond is 900 He was
arrested when it Is alleged J VI Park,
2455 College Ave, caught him at
tempting to force the money box of q
pay telephone in the lobby OF the
Statehouse.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-01-11
COUNTY UNIT APPROVED
BY EX-SCHOOL CHIEFS
Five Former State superintendent
Sanction Plan.

Proposal to make the county a unit
IN administration Of school affairs has
teen approved by five former State
superintendent Of public instruction,
Benjamin J. Bu1ris. present superin-
tendent announced today. Former Of
fcials who indorse the proposal are F.
a Cotton, Horace Ellis, l. \. Hines.
Frank l. Jones and DR.. Robert ].
Alley.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-01-11
MRS. CENA DENNIS, So,
BURIED AT PENDLETON
Founder of Central Beauty College
Was Born in Cumberland.

Funeral services for Mrs. Cena Den
mis-, age SO, 41OS E. Michigan ST., who
died at the Methodist Hospital Mon
day, were held today at the Garfield
Ave. M. E. Church. The Rev. c. c.
Bonnell officiated. Burial was at
Pendleton.
Mrs. Dennis organized the Central
Beauty College, 202 Odd Fellow build
ing, in 1918, and was connected with
the school until her death. She was
born in Cumberland, Ind. Surviving
are her husband, Joseph Dennis; a
son, Robert; a sister, Mrs. William Nc
Divitt of Marion, and two brothers
Frank Rollen, indianapolis, and
Charles Rollen.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-01-11
Did You Know

Did You Know
that Eddie and Wynn" two
vaudeville actors who viii put on
their sketch. Gimme Ny Hat" at
the Palace Theater next week are
Indianapolis people? Edith Clifford,
Coincidence, Will be the headlner
for the vaudeville part of the Pal
ace bill, while Katherine Mcdonald
Will be starred in the feature film,
White Shoulders"
Jack and have ceased to SQUAD
BILE about what show to attend
since we've decided 70 go to the
Palace-before Jack always wanted
to go to vaudeville and l always
wanted to so to a movie-now we
go to the Palace and both are salts
fed
Bags, dress accessories that
stamp the woman Of conservative
smaTtness, should harmonic with
ones costumes.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-01-11

II on Neeu 4"
have some clothes remodeled for
yourself or wee daughter. act upon
Peggy AIMS suggestion and 90 10
Miss Gioscio. no Pembroke Ar
cade. Her prices are very reason
able and all work is guaranteed 10
be absolutely satisfactory So
Peggy Ann asks. why hesltate2
For spring and summer wear. &C
cordinE TO best local, New York,
and Paris fashion critics the length
OF skirts VIII vary with the time
Of the day and type Of pleasure or
business pursuit at which they viii
be worn
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10
| S5''A"" o-ehoPP'o2y e0s|

Peggy still urging all Of her readers and customers
shop during January lot for
money indianapolis shops and stores really Offering
desired article. Peggy Ann
give benefit of the most interesting
will to read her column carefully
i appears from week to week.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-01-11

Most artistic corsages made Of
ribbon. metallic cloth, or artificial
flowers, with long streamers, are
being shown in the shops now;
often they viii change the appear
ance of frock so much that the
owner will feel that IL has been en-
tirely lifted from the realm of the
ordinary,
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-01-11
IF STOMACH IS
TROUBLING YOU,
CHEW 4 FEW i.
Instantly! End Indigestion, Gas,
Heartburn, Acid Stomach

Taste pleasant. Work wonders! The
moment you chew a few tablets of
Pape's Diapepsin all the misery Of in
digestion and disordered stomach
ends.
Your stomach needs this harmless
help. Get relief for a few cents. Mil
lions Of dyspept!cs and stomach suf-
ferers never bother any moro. Any
drug re-Advertisement.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-01-11
WOmen's
Outing GorUns, 79c
Stevens Crash,
lie Yard

Pure linen. Just 200
yards; short lengths; 8
yards to one customer.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-01-11
ChiIdren'S Union
Suits, SOC

Children's union suits,
high neck, long sleeves,
ankle length, m e diu m
ribbed, slightly f1eeced.
Some are slightly soiled.
Sizes 2 TO u and a few
women's.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-01-11
100 Boys Shirts, 39c

Regular style with at
tached collar and open
cuffs. Plain and striped
Glue chamhrav.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-01-11
10 to IL
Wonen's Shoes

81 pairs Of women's and
girls soft black kidskin
boudoir slippers with soft
padded kid soles and spring
heels: also vici one-strap
broad toe and low rubber
tipped heels. All sizes. 8 to
s. $1.OO.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-01-11
FIR Sixteen Years

Mr. Petrf who has recently
oDened The Jewel Shop Beauu-
fIll," Guaranty Building, was in
shop on washington St and during
that time established large, salts
fed clientele that has followed
him to his new location May
Peggy Ann ten you that this shop,
worthy in every way Of the name
It bears, does expert, reliable repair
work on watches and jswelry.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-01-11
3 to 4
Shoes

275 pairs for misses
and boys-specially pur-
chased black calf lace shoes.
English and broad toe lasts.
Solid leather soles aud
heels, wonderful values, for
school or dress wear.
Misses sizes. 9 to 2:
boys sizes, 9 to 2, S1.05.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-01-11
Boys Pajan1as, soc

Boys two-piece outing
flannel pajamas, with fiber
silk frogs; large assortment
Of sizes.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-01-11
Boys Union Suits,
soc

Good weight cotton ribbed
and a few fat feeced. in
sizes . and 4 only. Limit 2.
The Washington times., 1923-09-25
HAVE A SMILE
WITH US
N AMERICAN secret ser-

a N AMERICAN secret SER
vice agent can't under
4 u stand why the European
counterfeiters are flocking to the
United States in such large num-
bers. Gracious, it's simple. There
isn't European bit Of paper
currency worth counterfeiting with
out taking a tremendous loss.
The Washington times., 1923-09-25

Even the fellow who marries a
girl on puppy love finds the, bark
Of matrimony a difficult one.
The Washington times., 1923-09-25
observation-disclosures, Chicago, Ill.
(345 Meters)

AA -UcsGAuSHOuSe, Cn1cag0, Ill.
(S45 Meters)
Central Standard Time.
$3.50 p. m.-News and sport buIIe.
tins.
8 p. m.-News of the day.
$50 p. m.-Children's bedtime
story.
z to TBS p. m.-Musical pro-
gram.
SalIie Menkes, accompanist.
Program will be announced by
radiophone.
1853 p. m. - Naval Observatory
time signals.
8 p. m:-News and weather re-
WBZ-Westinghouse Electric,
Springfield, Mass.
(337 Meters.)
Eastern Standard Time.
p. m.-Concert, by Mrs. Flor.
ence w. Rosenberg, pianist; Pauline
Ewig, contralto; Mrs. Van Buren,,
accompanist.
8 p. m.-BasebaIl score. Bedtime
story for grown-ups, by Orison S..
Marden. Speeches and music from
the National Convention of the Elk
changes Club.
+ 10 p. Warrington time signals.
WDT-Ship Owners Radio Service,
New York City.
IL noon-Bob Miller will sing.
1915 p. m.-Lewis Pianni will
sing.
1890 p. m.-Jimmy Flint win
sing.
12:45 p. n.-Bob Miller will sing.
WLW-Crosley Manufacturing Co.,
Cincinnati.
Eastern Standard Time.
80 D. m.-Business reports.
3 p. m.-Grain and stock quota
lions.
10 to p. m.-Program of music,
drama, etc.
WSB-The Atlanta journal,
Atlanta, Ga.
(429 Meters.)
IL to / p. m.-Musioal program
relayed from the Colonial dining
room.
to p. m.-Musical program,
bedtime story and news.
s to 8 p. m.-Musical entertain
ment.'
10:45 p. m.-Transcontinental radi-
owl concert, presenting the Sun.
| dodgers Dance Orchestra.
WGI-Medford Hillside, Mass.
! 1850 Meters.)
3 p. rn.--Amrad Women's Club
Hospitality Talk" by Ida Bailey
| Allen.
5 p. m.-'Twilight Tales" read 10y
i Miss Euniee L. Randall.
p. m.-Eyeuing program.
| Weekly business report, compiled
by Roger w. Babson.
| ky Dance Orchestra.
The Washington times., 1923-09-25

There may be nothing new I'M
der the sun, but a. fellow in
Philadelphia claims he has found
it. He dropped nickel in q tele-
phone slot in a booth and got
central right off the bat.
The Washington times., 1923-09-25
J. Correct.

John was the son OF parents
who were sufficiently popular to
receive more invitations than
they could conveniently accept,
In the course Of q general knowl
edge lesson. the master asked:
Can any boy tell me the mean
ing Of the letters r. s. V. z.
Johns hand shot up.
well" said the master. -
TT means explained John,
rush in. shake hands. and vanish
pleasantly. "-Tid.Bits.
The Washington times., 1923-09-25

r do the neutrality-suspicious. An
swers.
''Mr. Bradley is certainly well
read. He repeated an exquisite
quotation last night
"What was it?"
II can't give you the exact
words, but he said he'd rather
be something in something than
a something or other in some
thing else. London Tid-Bits.
"Smiler' commanded the photo
grapher. You look too mourn
full"
But I'm going to use this IN
my business advertising" the
subject protested.
well, don't you think it
would be better for your bust
ness If you did not look so sol
emn?"
mo" the was the surprising re-
ply. ''Who in thunder would
The Washington times., 1923-09-25

Aren't you ashamed of your
self to sit naked on the bank?
, Why aren't you wearing your
bathing suit?"
Because I'm not bathing!"-
F'liegende Batter (Munich.)
The Romantic Maid--Oh, wish
we had the good old days again,
dear, don't you?
The Other-No! Sitting on a
castiron knee isn't my line. I
like my man fresh, not timed
london Opinion.
81 wish,'' said the little invalid
who, was being washed in bed,
that I need never, never have
to be washed again"
I'm afraid" said mamma gent
ly, "that as long as you have me
to take care Of you, you'll have
to reconcile yourself to be WASH
ed thoroughly every day."
The invalid pondered for a mo-
ment.
Then" said she, II shall marry
very early. Los Angeles Times.
City Man-Have you a wireless
set in your home?
Henpeck-Well, we have
broadcaster and receiver. Hen
rietta does the broadcasting and
The Washington times., 1923-09-25
World
HunOr

'Tennyson j. Daft receives q
good deal more money for his
poetry than he deserves" stated
old Festus Poster.
How much does he get?" we
asked.
II haven't the slightest idea
Kansas City Star.
my dear, you surely haven't
spent all the afternoon at the
Scandells?"
Eyes, auntie. They said such
things about everyone who left
that didn't dare come away
The Humorist (LondonD
Jones-Wife, can you tell me
why am like a hen?
Mrs. Jones-No, dear; why Is
it?
Because / seldom find any.
thing where I laid it yesterday"
-Pearson's Weekly Gondon.)
Yes, my daughters musical
education was a profitable ven.
.ture.''
Really"
Yes, I managed to buy the
houses on either side Of my own
for about half their value. Pas
sing Show Uondon.)
The Washington times., 1923-09-25
AS THEY DO IN
EUTOPIA
By les ConI1lin.

IN R ERRY xnrAsr cried
Landlord Loganberry
LII as he Jumped ont II
The Washington times., 1923-09-25

Yes, my daughters musical
education was a profitable ven.
.ture."
The Washington times., 1923-09-25
hire a grinning undertaker?-For
bes Magazine.

Miss Antique You ought to get
married, Mr.. oldchapp.
Mr.. oldchapp tearnestlyJ-I
have wished many times lately
that / had a wife.
"Have you really?"
Yes. If / had a wife, she'd
probably have a sewing machine.
and the sewing machine would
have an oil can, and / could take
it and oil my office door. It
squeaks horribly. "-Tib-Bits Uon.
DOM ~.
The Washington times., 1923-09-25
HystericaI Note.

Abraham Lincoln endeared
himself to his local community
because of his powers as a rail
splitter, yet thousands Of men
have been splitting rails wide
open since prohibition without
one Of 'em even having a. chance
to get elected as town dog
catcher.