davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-08-22
COLORED F ORM
KINGDOM IN
SOUTH
knights" Ask Charter, Under
Tennessee Laws, to Teach
Members Sphere"
BY international News Service.

NASHVILLE, Tenn, Aug. 22.-
knights of the Invisible Colored
Kingdom today doomed as an out
standing organization for the pur.
pose of drawing Americans closer
together, when Gov. Austin Peay
was informed that the body was seek
ing q charter under laws of Ten
nessee.
The society, formed In Chatta-
nooga, will have branches over the
entire Southland. according to it's
incorporatOrs, and will attempt to
teach it's members their eternal and
God-given sphere in the forward
movement Of present. day civilization. -
It is organized along lines similar to
the Ku Klux Khan and rumors from
unofficial sources have it that the
new order will fight activities Of the
invisible empire.
Governor Peay said that a full in
vestigation will be conducted from
the State capitol before action Is
taken.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-08-22
JAPAN CHANGES
POLICY IN
KOREA
ReIaxes lrksome Regulations,
Dr.. GuIick Tells Relations
Conference.

CHAUTAUQUA,. N. Y, Aug %.
Japan has greatly modified her
treatment Of the Koreans and is
undoubtedly trying to win their
friendship and to promote the
complete psychological unification
of the Korean and Japanese
people" said DR. Sidney Gulick in
speaking on Recent Developments
in Korea" at the conference on inter-
national relations from the Chris
tan viewpoint being held under the
auspices of the commission on
International Justice and Goodwill
Of the Federal Council of Churches.
DIR. Gulick is secretary of the
commission. He is an authority
on the Far East and has recently
returned from trip Of nearly a
year in China, japan, Korea and
the Philippines. A few Japanese.
however, he declares, state that
in their opinion Korea is likely to
become Japan's Ireland.
In his address DIR. Quick said,
in part: IT was told that even vet
all public meetings and church
services are under the supervision
of the police. Missionaries and
Koreans alike resent this close
supervision.
"While the higher Japanese off,
Gals are convinced that the mis-
sionaries are not seeking political
ends in their Christian work, yet
the lower officials for the most
part not being Christians, do not
appreciate the missionary motive.
The movements of every missionary
are closely watched by the police
and every uttcrance by preachers
and pastors is carefully scrutinized.
These procedures are not now so
pronounced or officious as formerly,
but they still continue. I was
assured"
IF Greece continues to progress
during 1.-THE next 100 years as she
has progressed in the last 100 years
she will be one If the greatest
nations of the world" said DR..
George r. Montgomery. He at
tended the Lausanne conference as
an observer for the Federal Coun-
ell OF Churches and the Near East
Relief, and during the Versailles
Peace Conference was one OF the
American advisers on the Near
East.
In speaking on the minority
races OF the Near East. he said:
THE Greeks alone have suffered
more since the war than they did
during the war. Yet Greece today
is larger than ever before. With
their heritage Of literature and
inspiration there is every reason
to look for large contributions from
the Greeks to the better life of the
world"
Declaring that twenty-five years
of peace for the Armenian Repub-
JIG, which was conquered by the
Soviet troops and is now con-
stituent element in the Russian
Soviet Republic, would usher in
golden age, DR.. Montgomery
stated that the Armenian Republic
will play a great part in the his
tory Of the Near East.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-08-22
INSPECTOR HEADLEY
LECTURES oNTRAEFIc

Inspector Albert j. HeadIey, In
charge OF the traffic bureau, last
night urged motorists to make =
thorough study of traffic regula-
tons. He made an address before
more than 100 automobile owners
assembled at the service school
operated by the Semmes Motor Com
pany, 613 g street northwest.
Inspector Headley urged the
enactment by Congress Of law
imposing q stiff line or heavy
fail sentence on persons arrested
on charge Of reckless driving.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-08-22
WOMAN GETS BOUQUET
WITH $4,000 FLOWERS

CHICAGO. Aug. IA bouquet of
$4,000 flowers. each representing a
new member was presented to Miss
Anna A. Gordon, world and national
president OF the Women's Christian
Temperance Union.
The blossoms represented new
members who have Joined the-or-
ganization since June IA, 1928, and
filled q room about fifteen by sew
enty feet.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-08-22
BOSTON MAYORS DRIVER
CONVICTED OF SPEEDING

CAMBRIDGE, Mass, Aug. 81
Edward w. Shea, the chauffeur of
Mayor Curley Of Boston, was found
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-08-22
WOMAN is PULLED FROM
NIAGARA BRINK, TOO LATE

BUFFALO,. N. Y. Aug. o.
Mrs. Charles 3. Watson, Of Nj
agara Falls, Ontario, climbed over
the railing at the Canadian power
plant above the falls and leaped
into the water.
Despite the terrific current, res
cuers got her out, but too late to
save her life. She was about
thirty years old, and leaves
husband and three small children.
She had been Ill for some time
and was Respondent, relatives said.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-08-22
BAKERY UNION
ON OUTING
TODAY
More Than 1000 Statesmen
Go on Excursion to chesa-
peake Beach.

II your bread and cakes were not
delivered with the usual regularity
today, here's the reason why:
More than 1000 members and
friends Of Bakery Salesmen's Union,
No. SO, are holding their annual
excursion today at Chesapeake
Beach. Those bakery statesmen who
are unable to spend the entire day
at the resort will make tFnr trip on
late afternoon trains.
A cracker contest, a pie-eating
contest, a fat woman's race, q fat
mans race, and children's races are
scheduled. Prizes will be awarded
the winners. Several surprise
events for members Of the union
have been planned for this after
noon.
The excursion committee Is com.
posed of j. F. Mcdonnell, chairman:
Henry Schade, A. Martin. A. e. Cot
tingham, F.. r. Burr, III. III. Long,
and Jack Cockerell.
The Boosters Club Of the Wood
men o the World will hold It's an
nual outing at the beach tomorrow.
Three thousand excursionists are
expected William A. Riley, of 1914
Maryland avenue northeast. is chair
man OF the arrangements committee.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-08-22
DOMINICAN NUN PAINTS
PICTURE. WORTH $40. 900

BALTIMORE, Aug. ga large
painting of the crucifixion, with the
Virgin Mary at the foot Of the cross,
Is on display at the convent of the
Dominican Nuns Of the Perpetual
Rosary, Maiden Choice road, Cations
vile. 1t was completed recently by
a nun Of the convent.
Art critics value the painting at
$4,000. 1t is said to have taken
more than $4,000 worth of oils.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-08-22
EGYPTIAN ENGINEERS
VISIT N, Y, CITY HALL

NEW YORK, Aug. 22.-Eight
Egyptian engineers, on a visit here
to study American transportation
under the guidance of Herbert
Hoover, were greeted at City Hall
by William Collins, vice chairman
of the Board of Aldermen, who,
in the absence Of the mayor and
Murray Hubert, is acting mayor
After welcoming the visitors, Mr.
Collins acted as a guide through
the historic building.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-08-22
SCIENTIST FACES POVERTY
BY COST OF RESEARCHES

LONDON, Aug. 22.-According to
a Daily Express dispatch from
Geneva, DIR. Sparlinger, discoverer
Of new treatment for tuberculosis,
has been overwhelmed with debt
as the result Of the cost of his re-
search.
tory and have offered 1t for sale
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-08-22
CHILE To DRAW
CROWD WITH
B|GFA|R
British and German Industry
Preparing to Exhibit at
Exposition.
BY Cosmopolitan News Service.

ny WO911EUpUERtFEM 1N6WB
English and German firms are
reported to be taking considerable
interest in the proposed international
exposition to be held in Chile in
1924, according to a report of the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-11

Editor Tho Star.
May I say a few words In regard To
the Arbuckis strlfer
Ny reason for so doing II this. I
am . mother whose son had com.
nissed . ain very similar 10 Ar
Arbuckis'a. And this misfortune was
visited upon him In exsctiy the safn~
manner. And. arm sorry to say. !,
Was womankind that was strong-st
esains, my boys forgiveness.
My boys atonemsnt was sincere.
which. believe. is also tho case with
Arbuckis.
However. my boy ara not &c, his
chance TO como back. and no. with a
broken heart. he committed se'f-de-
struction and appeared Al a higher
tribunal. 20 face Judge who says.
Tho your sins BE- az crimson. I will
wash them white as snow" And as
this unfortunate trouble with Ar.
buckle IL 30 very similar 20 my poor,
broken. hearted SONS. wish TO APP
peal. just as a mother would do. In
behalf OF Patty" Arbuckie'a forgive.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-11
A Safety First
Suggestion

Editor The Star:
I live at Lake Forest park. on IN.
new stretch Of tho Pacific highway.
north Of tho city. and have the
pleasure OF driving over the beautiful
piece Of roadway daily.
This Is real pleasure during nice
weather. but. owing 20 the large
number OF fills and tho deep
ditohes on either side. this highway
IL dangerous on rainy nights. and ex.
tremely no on fogwy nights TO those
Of us who must use n.
II Ia almost impossible 90 sec the
edge OF the paving at such umea. and
in number OF places there IL only a
foot Of dirt between the paving and
six or eight-foot drop.
II is my suggestion 10 the county
commissioners that a white stripe be
painted down the center OF this paw
ing. similar 20 that at our street in.
tersections and safety zones in tho
city.
This would bs clearly visible IN tho
light from tho headlamps under any
conditions. and would not only be n
safegnrd against running off the
road. but would also prevent COLI.
sion with automobiles going In the
opposite direction.
Yours for greater safety.
THEO. T. LFMAN.
Lake Forest Park.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-11
MARRIAGE
A LA MODE

Mexican marriages usually take
place in the morning. sometimes be-
fore daylight.
Guests always receive two invita-
tons. one from the brides family.
one from the brtdegroom's.
Tho simplest ceremony lasts two
hours. during which the brides veil
n pinned 20 the bridegroom's shoui-
ders.
The bride always wears white.
trimmed with orange blossoms.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-11
Your Pair of Minds

Did you get stuck for name. date or some
thing else that's ION the tip Of the tongue but hard to
hiring out of your memoryf
Your conscious objective mind strives to bring the
nsinx information to the surface. All the time accord
nr TO students Of thought processes the missing nor-
ion Is stored away in your subconscious subjective
|uind
Your conscious mind forgets lot But your subcon-
|cous mind is supposed to remember-to store away
Everything you encounter from cradle to grave
Youve heard how. when is drowning his whole life
noeo IN review before him in few seconds This
bcpnscous mind simply throws its door wide open and
<rp1ays II hidden contents
njrty-one years ago DR.. Thomson Jay Hudson wrote
= Ing book The Law Of Psychic Phenomena"
Hudson set forth theory that the subjective (sub-
onocious) mind exercises complete control over the
cons and sensations Of the body Also that the sub
coscious mind (and in turn. the functions and
no u the body) be controlled by suggestions made
~ e BY the objective conscious mind.
Umps how Hudson advised readers to cure nervous
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-11

Tho sun works for the kingdom Of
Tonga. In the South Pacific. Copra.
vans and brcadfruis -jusi grow
there. 90 thsrs are about sss bolt.
days In every year. Naturally.
Tonga for the TonKans" T. the m.
,ional motto. Eoms outsider might
INTRODUCES work.
Hwftserland and Germany will
have 20 look 90 their cheese iaureis.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-11
Good Manners

In taking n tasicah. the woman
enters first. assisted b. her escort.
and takes tho furthest seat whether
right or left
In siiEhiinw. tho man leads tho
way and helpn the woman TO reach
the ground safely.
n the saxicab has doubls seats.
the man takes his place with his back
10 the driver. unless he 10 an old
friend 81 the woman b 10 accom-
panyins.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-11

Danish cheese. which In 1913 amount
ed 10 only 100000 pounds, had grown
to $4,000. 900 pounds in 1921.
Rumsnias new constitution. now
being drafted. r. expected 20 make
undeveioped oil fields state property.
Cncie Sam. please notice.
Italy IL producing moro and more
vegetable oiis-peanut sesame, co.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-11
Strengthen the Inheritance Tax

The Star is glad to note that Gov. Hart has swung
around to advocate effective inheritance tax law
As we have consistently maintained in the past FAR
greater proportion of the public should be OBJ
tanned from that
Gov Hart has not been effective he might have
been in his collection of inheritance under the exist
ing law shown in the of Henry Hewitt Tacoma
ultimionaire whose heirs to date have apparently
capped all payment where hundreds of thousands are prob
ably due the state treasury.
However the truth Of the situation that the present
law ought strengthened the rates increased the
ability evasion avoided and penalties made very
Also state income tax should be adopted as twin
sister to the inheritance tax. Gov. Harris is
|aingularly silent that subject
gets she mshes monkey out
- hmL
expensive the upkrp marriage license
Winter. spng fall
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-11
I LETTER FROM
AVRiDGE MANN

Dear Folks;
In Philadelphia long esothe from which csnesnost
everybody used John wanamshers And back in
DAYS that before hts end the city scanned TO
feel that he everybody's friend
We about HIS whom days ana GRIM
ana felt within tho with him We
his hs Sunday schools their steady growth
and learned he Golden guide and both
Its sorewe passed day. spacious big affair and
miles shopping
call wanted showed
them Independence IIai-and wenamaker's r,ore
wanamakers ife hrhis works with for
wsnanaker used do the things can't forget And from
the brink hear his spirit his rule OF life
ITO think and toll and ana try"
think totwo basic things that who live
tor effort brings the strength thru To
guides I'm shown a bigger. better nfa
@v1Se Mas~
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-11
HEROES
BY Berton Braley

BY Berton Braley
"nTY fAthcri--weii. guess II he
l'l should find nomo giants kidnRped mo
He'd foiier I'm right 10 their cave
My fathers awful strong an bFavei
An when he caught EN- he'd yen Hey.
You LET that boy 20, right awayr
An n they didn't tell you
My father'd break 'ena plumb In twoi
] guess he'd learn 'ern 20 be good.
That's how he'd do--my father WOULD
nVouR father' Aw. he ain't 20 grand.
My father'd lick him with ono hand.
And n rorne giants around
Why just the minute that they found
My father lived hcrr--,eli you what
They'd rim like FUN until they got
A million miles away They'd be
Afraid TO THINK OF touehin NOR
A ND thus two ordinary mon
"A OF five foot e,x or eight or ten
A little soft and fat and gray.
And commonplace in every way.
Ara by their chidren'- honest prids
Hereto figures. maEnlfied
A man must be perfect zero
n 10 hts Kids he's not hero.
tcovyrtsh, fsss. IN. s-aius sssr,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-11
What a Decimal Point Can Do

brokerage firm in Louisville fails. Queer story comes
Iout Last the firm ordered 100000 worth of
Ian oil stock sold IL to customer at 30 cents share
then discovered later the cost $50 share The firms
BOSS $2970 each of the 10000 shares.
This should get grin out Of the millions Of stock
market apeworms" who nursing memories Of pay
Ing dollars for stocks worth cents.
something many
|uayx rot to Do "a few o do
There arseu entirely mat widows.
1be early bird catches cola
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-11
LAHERCt 70 MI1NR
Mother Appeals for Arbuckle

nesn Please give him . chance Z,
usais good.
A MOTHERS APPEAL.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-11
Writing $50 Words a Minute

The shorthand speed record broken again. this time
~ Nathan Behrin New York court stenographer. In
he pencil sprint he takes down $50 words minute with
{onIy two
Few people read that fast even think at speed
|of $50 words a minute.
Best to slower and avoid the two errors IN every
day life Accuracy Is greater asset than speed
having complexion tme for washing
p~opis winter
h wts afnhhg mar marfes q
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-11

Lindsay Crawford, Irish
consul representing the Free
State. held his desk in the New
York office and conducted Of
ficiol business despite the
proximity Of the republican
consul and Sim Fem guard IN
adjoining room.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-11

coAnut and sulphur. The first thing
we know Italians won't be making
their imported olive OIL out OF our
cotton seed oil any moro.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-11

Like midsummer mosquitoes In me
Tvergiadea. British experts are
swarming around the world. punctur
ing tho earth's crugt for oil. In the
East Indies. Canada. Siberia. Arabia,
Turkey, Persia, Colombia and else
where they arc reported feverishiy
active.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-11

OF interest 20 American farmers
Rinderpest IL NOW epizootie thruout
northern India and anthrax CON
tinues sporadlcaiiy. India and China
scatter these diseases turnout inc
world by caravans and thru ship
ments OF hair. wool and hides.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-11
One New Jap Every 43 Seconds

Japans population is 57658,000. reports
headquarters at Tokyo This Is nearly half many peo
be live In the tremendously large territory Of CONT
renta United States. And Japan proper Is smaller than
Colifornia-
The Japanese population Is increasing person every
I3 seconds. That Is the real Yellow Peril.
MA b costly than making historyf
- hesitstas = oidfashioned
: tag or you're
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-11

- suggsssson must firs -
nn1o shns the headache b about
~ 49,; then. that II Ii already
Gonn1nG: and finally. that n has
cnnD4 Thsse suggestions should
~ 49, IN the form Of spoken
0ueGA ana they should b steadily
o1u1reed h until the desired Of
~ y produced.
- constAnt refssrasion Of the
oorIngof1on that the head In better
IN Inevitably produce tho desired
An this. obviously, Is q
audson made quite a sensa
rehoIars are familiar with \
he tide rolls in again and I
Eogting to their subjective
hoaling ideas.
11nua m~x,fh 4 fhs ry,oufh IN mi
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-11
"Blue Sky" Vendors Doomed?

seems to be unanimous That Is, except In the
Ivanks of the wildcatters
We refer to the demand for adequate blue sky law
Even Gov Hart who vetoed the bill passed by the last
ecislaure now comes in with recommendation for the
enactment of good law that will protect the innocent
investor from the Vaccinations Of corrupt and fraud
uent vendor of stocks and other securities but safe
|euarded retard the development of latest
|Teoources, interfere with legitimate investments
- ~ ps4ure o . have q good franc
0sseng . living d shaky business
My - q he looking
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-11

rs~ait- And when thu effect n
distinctly felt the declaration
should b boldly made that the
pain has entirely ceased.
'srf any remnants Of pain are
felt. the fact should Be- ignored.
ana the suggestion persisted In.
that II has ceased. This nhould
Be followed by the declaration that
there win bc no return OF tho
symptoms; ana this should be
made with an air. tone and feeling
Of perfect confidence.-
process of self-hypnotism.
lon In his day. Today only
3 book. But, after 81 years.
e followers of Coue are sug-
subconscious) minds similar
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-11

IKE Malaga srapes7 Mslssss
harves, Just closing Melted 1900 900
barrels. OF these. 1000. 900 barrels
were exported. principally TO Eng
land.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-11

In Haiti. tho wholesale and retsil
prices OF kerosene are the same
Dealers make their profit on tbs
cans.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-11

There zrs 10000 passenger autos IN
Switzerland and not a single filing
station.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-11

Yfnety.sfvs foreign cftiss have
asked American manufacturers 10
submit, bids for motorized freight
ing equipment. and i2s other foreign
cities have asked for cataiogs. total
OF 22i responses from $40 queries
fron, our commercial attaches
abroad.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-11

Siam il buying nine new s'rpianes
for its postal service. Siamess stu
dents Will come to America 70 study
flying.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-02-02
For Sore Feet
PefersOr1's Ointment

To the millions of users of Peter
sons Ointment, Peterson says, Don't
fail to use it for sore, infiamed, ach-
ing feet; it does the work over
night" Best for piles, old sores, &C.
zema, itching and pimply skin. All
druggists, 35c, 60c, $1OO, $3.50, $500.
Advertisement.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-02-02
COLDS THAT
DEVELOP into
PNEUMONIA

Chronic coughs and persistent colds
lead to serious trouble. You can stop
them now with Creomulsion. an emul-
sified creosote that is pleasant to take.
Creomulsion is q new medical discov-
cry with twofold action; it soothes
and heals the inhamed membranes
and kills the germ.
OF all known drugs, creosOte is rec
Ognized by the medical fraternity as
the greatest healing agency for the
treatment Of chronic coughs and colds
and other forms Of throat troubles.
Creomulsion contains, in addition to
creosote. other healing elements
which soothe and heal the infamed
membranes and stop the irritation
while the creosote goes on to the
stomach, is absorbed into the blood,
attacks the seat of the trouble and
destroys the germs that lead to seri-
Gus complications.
CreomulsiOn IS guaranteed satisfac-
tory in the treatment of chronic
coughs and colds. catarrhal bronchitis
and other forms of throat diseases.
and Is excellent for building up the
system after colds or the flu. Money
refunded if any cough or cold, no mat
ter Of how long standing, is not re-
neved after taking according to direc-
tons. Ask your druggist. Creomul-
sion Co, Atlanta, Ga-Advertisement
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-02-02
Another
Durnbbell
IRA Dumbbell

''Ura Dumbben," shouted the wait
ing members Of the popular family as
the latest arrival climbed from her
travelling bag at the Union Station.
-Four ticket sellers looked up quick
ly, THAT name sounds familiar .
they Kissed.
My own Pa Whooza and Ma
Shurza." exclaimed IRA, who imme-
diately demanded some galoshes for
dinner served with a choice bit Of
Lew Shank. Pa wanted to know who
was going to pay the bill and was in
formed that it could be charged to
r. A. Waterbury, 514 8. Keystone
Ave. whose hands would work it out.
IRA said she had had a wonderful
vaccination at Rex Beach, but that
she was afraid the cloudy weather
would raise the price of moonshine.
She had a hotel proprietor arrested
because he asked her if she wanted a
room with private bath. she having
dumb she thinks:
That tail lights come from animals
w. J. 2.
That a rattlesnake is a toy for in
fants.
That crabapples are mean fruit.
That the Merchant of Venice sold
gondOlas.
That a football coach has four
wheels.