The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-02-09

OUR boy REPORTER

here ennv thing a bout Clara Philips i'll Mexico a
he sed he don't never care if he don't never hear he
Shes dangrus CESS.
jim dash
Mister Bayer wus sick up to the hotel an the elk
took care OF him. He works for sum candy stor
up in Salt lake an travels around. Maybe he c
two mennv of the samples cause candy makes yo
sick if YOU eat two much but Nell Wilson she Sc
she amt never seen enuf to make her sick. Miste
Bayers the man witch invented aspirin witch IS I'm
for headache.
Mister Fritz Miller wus here witch is up in Namp;
now witch used to be in the bank here. He cum
here lots of times to see his frens. Hes got sum in
tress here also | CESS yet.
jim dash
Mrs. Dormans a grandmothr now cause Henry
witch is in Kansas Citys got a new baby witch is q
boy an looks Jess like him she told my Mother
Kansas citys ware they kill COWS and Sleeps for the
market an hogs also.
Jim dash
Mister Thos. Cochrane had sum cumpney witch
was their grand daughter an its parunts witch is
John an his wife. Its name is Lois witch is the girl
name for Louis my Mother sed cause all you half
to do if its a girl is to take out the Il an if its a boy
leave it stay in. Then if ITS a girl you can put an e
on the end of ii an its Louise. My ants names that.
jim dash
Doctor Blondels he'd chairman for the charity
ball for the elks witch is goin to be sumthing CRATE
he sed. | CESS its goin to be So dollers for Elks an
Their wifes an 2 bits for a nuther lady. Ny Mother
sed my fother better not take a nuther lady less
he makes rangnents with the ~hospittle lst. War
is 10 sents CESS.
jim dash
| CESS Eldora Campbell witch lives up in Port
lands comm down to see Mrs. Russell Clore pretty
soon cause its her turn to cum here cause Mrs Clore
vus up there last.
jim dash
Miss Ennis Twigg had a party an sum fine eats
gen. Evry buddy likes to go to her parties cause
hey always have a dandy time an finish up with
ANDY eats also my Mother sed.
jim dash
Mrs. Earl Boyes WIS up to see her parunts in |
'oise with the baby witch is Helen Jane. NV Moth
r she sed II she had a nuther girl baby she wood
anne 1t Jane also cause its easy to say an easv to
emember also CESS. Jane is the GIRL name for .
Ohm CESS an sum girls they put tie on the end
I 1t when they git growed up an make it Janette i
if they marry sum rich man. else 90 On
lie stage.
Mrs loumanS had her mother with her but shes III
one pack nome now to Parma so | CESS Mrs You
VIII De traipsin Oft down to Parma pretty
Mrs Clamby had her 2 daughters visitin her from
olse. Wuns Mrs West rope an the others Mrs.
)nes. "
Jim dash III
gum man wus here witch wus Doctor Burger an
sed the x. K. klans goin to keep mister Rorah
on goin back to the SENT The next time wicb
n u De ,sa aun my lother sed cause lots of other peoples
q the same thing lots of times. Nv fotber col
a ~ nidls all rite tor sum things to keep
,epel s'rate out you cant stop lecktin mister Ror.
Jess cause he dose his own tbinkin an -" Doi
d the rest OF the u. States woodent no thew u",s
place named Idaho if mister Borah dident mus
nup wunst in a vile in the SENT. wake
jim dash
on to school now George an cum early I'll