Payette enterprise. (Payette, Canyon Co., Idaho) 1909-1935, 1923-06-28

THURSDAY, JUNE %, 1923
Dear Editor:
EVERYBODY is LOOKING Tor somethin
with a kick to il. Wen, mere IL
In both prose and poetry.
A week ago last Saturday wen
fishing and if do have to say II my
self | brought home as nice strini
n, .sSpeckled Beauties" as any on
would wish to see. l thought, nov
this is good for a real fish stor.
and I will gather up Few extr'
copies of the Enterprise form tn
neighbors and send them back to thu
"Old Country Just to kind OF" ad
vertise the country. When the En-
terprise came out last week / stayed
at home and lost half days worl
looking for that Fish Story, Moth
ing doing Now what kind of joint
are you running down there? Why
discriminate against an old settler?
II it occurs again I'll stop the
paper.
How like the Busy little bee"
The darn fool farmers seem to be;
They toll and toll the livelong day
And then become a robbers prey;
They hum and buzz and try to sting
II don't amount to anything: -
1t makes them sore to lose their
store.
And then go to work and store
some more.
Recipe
Chase a bullfrog three miles;
gather up the hops and put them in
a copper kettle with a bran-mash
and a corn-planter; add matted milk
simmer eighteen seconds; turn to-
ward the East and strain through an
Il w. WIS. sock to keep it from work
ing; pour into brown bottles, drop
ping live grasshopper into each, TO
furnish the Kick, cork tight and |
keep the cork in Guaranteed,
OF all the schemes that have been
suggested to aid the Farmer, the
one originated by James Ford Bell,
vice president of the Washburn-
Crosby Company (millers)' to eat
more wheat, is the most vicious. 1t
belongs to the Bricks without
Straw" age OF Egypt. The idea
seems to be, to make the farmer con-
,ented by increasing his burdens. 1t {
$ figured that il every person in the {
j. 5. would eat one extra slice OIL
'read or its equivalent at each meal G
would consume ITO, 100000 bush
lis OF wheat and with it the accom- /
'anying meat, lard, milk, butter, 1
east. sugar, fruit and vegetables. {
stimated as follows: 100000 hogs. b
-6O,OOO,O00 bushels of corn to fat b
en- them; 2,00O,0O0,000 pounds of ]
milk; 1,000.000,000 pounds of but a
err; 1000 100000 pounds of sugar: /
1000. geo bushels of rye and barleyl {
o make the yeast; and 4O,OOO,OOOl
as OF cotton to make the sacks. .Iu
isn't that a tremendous load toll
Ut upon people who are already e
iuttonous? Just oblige me by c
1inking Of the gall of the millers C
Nd bakers and cereal food manu-
'cturers and other dependent lines. f
utting over such propaganda as that "
nd getting away with it. Newspapere A
nd magazines are advocating it: all b
the sacred cause OF aiding the a
lrmer. Everybody has a scheme a
help (skin) the farmer. r
The politician has promulgated a a
ian to loan him money il he can i,
III up Gilt Edge Security. The n
inks want to loan him cows IL he D
Ill iced and milk them and give the d
cam TO the bank (hogs) and the p
'lmmed milk to the pigs. That the $,
'rmer needs credit is not to be de- b
ea' put IT Is not the kind of credit 6
lat the banking interests are "Rnst- T
q name-strap" to provide. Listen /, Il
iarmer needs credit that will N
d flnch Hitter; and this pov- 81
nment could provide sucb q cred,. T
uncut risk of loss or expense IN al
lyDody but the Banking Interests" ze
. IL known unto you gentle re.d W
+, Inc farmers OF this country arc In
ny aware that the banking inter pl
Is, through the Reserve poardn re
them of billions of dollars W
a SET them back a quarter os SC
n.ury. OF
Guar Grange recently passed reso lu
llon declaring as much. and o. Js
ona Grange has endorsed ~ T,
III .l;,, Some sweet day the farm On
-. get together. You think thew
= : 20 II because they move sIow de
remember The Mills OF Goa fe
ind slowly but they grind ,Su ga
's' In the course Of time" 'ne 20
d. w. AINEY- SO