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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-25
5 BOBBY EDWARDS lyric
lea to the Accompaniment

0Obb1 EOW AkSDO AyASS
lied to the accompaniment
Il OF his ukulele: way down
South in Greenwich Village, that's
the field for cultures tillage: there
!, they have artistic rawlings, tea
and other awful cravings. But
there the inspiration stops-and
they start silly little shops: you'll
find them anywhere round Wash
ingtcn Square"
Il IN, indeed, an odd corner OF
s New York-this little section OF
old homes and triangular squares
south OF the Washington Arch,
IN many ways. more interesting
than the Paris Montmartre.
Il Is haIlowed ground, where
any new theory or ism takes
quick root. It is neighborhood
Of coffee shops, waffle shops,
dank attics. basket weavers, batik
makers, sculptors, painters. pot
boiler writer's. and a sprinkling
OF the literary great. Don't for
set some great artists and writer's
have come from the Village. Many
Zine people live there.
The village adheres to only one
law. That is: Mind your own
business" And it. does it well.
Psychoanalysists may psyche each
other. Freudians may chase the
elusive complex. But the village
goes on its way without even ad-
Justing the proverbiaI grin.
They discuss the messy side of
HE without q blush. Serious
thinkers can do their thinking
unmolested. Just pay your way
and don't bother the other fell
low, and the village will permit
you to live in peace.
KID THEMSELVES.
Most OF the village life is futile
brainspun procedure, and the viii
1age knows it-but 1t has a good
time. They are not after all
grasping for the eternal truths.
They are only kidding themselves.
Tiny Tim. that arch prophet Of
Indigestion with his velvet tam
and smOck and tray Of "soul
candy" IL typical OF the village
thought. He will pop up any
where and prattle for the hour
ff you viii let him-of intellectual
ism and the higher thought. In
his off moments Tim raises pigs
In New Jersey.
Many Of the denizens Of the
village are merely shifters-men
and women who want to live
without exertion. Rents are cheap.
So 10 food, and no one is ever
pointed out as poverty stricken.
Poverty IL almost a virtue. Did
not all Of the great artists Of his
tory starve2
Barney Gallant is the Village
Mayor. He is a shrewd little
Hungarian with an English &C
cent and Chesterfieldian manner.
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Republic carried the fires of liberty In their hearts,
flames that no persecution tyranny could quench.
They sought new affairs. God and faith crossed with
them.
We became a mighty nation because simple men,
aching for justice, content to live humbly and
bravely to attain il.
The whole structure of our civilization rests upon
their courage and sacrifice They faced wilderness and
conquered It. but first they conquered sefshness and
indulgence They worked and reared their children TO
labor They set up FORCES in the forest and shpyards
on the beach. They sOwed the wilderness with their
seed and planted virgin ground with clean, daring
hopes.
They sought haven and sanctuary and called out to
all the dOwntrOdden of earth to follow and share the
iIIimitabIe riches and reaches about them.
Here is still opportunity, bOundless opportunity For
all cramped purposes and Obstructed ambition. OPP
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Bv BARTLETT PAIRE (ALIAS JIM RlNG)

Wen the duke and his r. car
wuz only miles off from his
Janus ole cassel he discuvert that
he wuz in the mist Of vile and
woody moor.
Hevvin help me now cryd the
duke to the frowning hevvinS for
mite wuz cunning on with a vile
1eschur as / amt got no more gas
IN the ole bus.
Just as the duke sed mite cum
on and on and q big storm start
ed cunning with 1t too owt OF
the e.
Hevvins 1 must get shelder sed
the duke and cant get it in this
car becaws my luving wife yuzd
the / man top for a hammock
last summer and it got kawt tn
the rane like wot am now ana
he ran acrost the old moor ana
crowcht under q male box with
the storm rajing furresly all over
the plase.
must leeve this d. mabel
climet sed the duke.
Just4 then q larje ~trupO Of
moorish horsemen cum riding up
and punching the duke in the
I'VE took him primer. He kicit
the leeder Of them on the rite
shin and then
\ Go Be Continued
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Money II coy and reluctant In
the village. But. instead Of moan
ing. the village cheers. What are
material things to the true artist?
The open discussion Of sex In
the coffee shops may shock the
spinsters, but It In really old stuff
to the village. It has it, tongue
. in its cheek. It knows that the
long-haired young man with the
flowing tie may be gay counter
Jumper from Wanamaker's by day.
And that the bobbed young thing
who IL posing as q fashion Illus
traitor may be crying, Cash girl!
Thirty-six out Of . dollar" when
the sun shines.
STUFFED WITH POSE.
The village 10 stuffed with pose.
It is all childish game.
But there is color and interest
for the visitor. Just don't take It
seriously. Here are few places
Of repute in Greenwich Village:
The Carrot, at So Washington
square. 1t was founded by
Grace Goodwin. and candles sput-
ter on cheap tables.
Helen Pages Silhouette Shop.
at 146 West Fourth. Always an
interesting group around there.
AIRS Minima. at So Washington
square. Colored reproductions
and original wood carvings.
The Good Intent-a social
club,
Club Gallant. 40 Washington
square. This Is a classy new
emporium and very. very ex-
elusive.
The, Bamboo Forest, 127 Mac
dougal street. Managed by
Chinese students from Columbia.
Chinese home cooking and
classes In Chinese language.
Nick Murray. 129 Macdougal
street. Called by many artists
the best photographer in town.
The Pepper Pot, f148 West
Fourth street. Which advertises:
Full OF pep, patrons. and pip
pins"
The Samovar, $50 West Fourth.
Here one may catch Bobby Ed
wards playing his trick luke.
The Pig and Whistle, 175 West
Fourth. A quaint place where
fashion artists go.
The Margaret O'Neill Shoppe,
10 West Fourth. Partisan
novelties and pictures.
WHERE TO EAT.
Then there are, among others.
these eating places:
The Mad Halter or Rabbit Hole,
The Village Weavers, The Lepra-
caun. The Pollywoggle, Dave, The
Jolly Friars, The Red Head, The
Moulin Rouge Cave, Pegs Pantry,
The Treasure Box, The Black Par
rot, Suzzane's, Tea Shop. The
Greenwich Village Inn. The Crum-
pierre, Jeans Dye Pot, The Pirates
Den, the -Four Trees, The Little
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THE ESCAPE OF ARTHUR

~ NCH there was . lonely
Man. who Married. think
~ ing that he would find
a Home, but instead Of that he
ran into an Experiment Station.
The other end Of the Team was
the original Recipe Shark and
Family Doctor.
She was q bright. eagle-eyed
Party with Q high, throbbing
Forehead. and she was always
on the lookout for New Wrinkles.
Any time that she picked mp
the Lady's Household Friend
and read about q Cure for Chi
blains she would cut out the
Article with the Button-Hole
Scissors. and then for Days
afterward she would he snoop-
ing around for q Case OF Chill.
blains 90 that she could work
on It.
She had about 5000 Of these
Home Remedies up her Sleeve
and any time Arthur complain
ed Of the slightest Ache or Pain
she lit on him like a Bee on q
Flower and started in with one
Of her famous Treatments.
She loved these private Clinics.
with Arthur strapped to the
Operating Table.
He had been blistered In SO
many different Places and hand
ed 80 many kinds Of Dope that
he became leery In time. ana
always claimed to be feeling I'm.
mense, even though he did not
think he would live through the
Day.
She had some awful Things
ribbed up for him any time
that he showed up with a Bad
Cold. She would give him
Vinegar Tea and Lump Of Sugar
soaked in Kerosene.
Then she would parboil his
CCCk olU uH4IU 4A4Lu d low Ou1O4
Poultices, and put him to Bed
with all the Covers over him and
let him lie there and Sizzle.
DROVE HIM TO DRINK.
Sometimes she almost drove
him to Drink, but he did not dare
to drink very much for fear that
she would give him some Secret
Cure in his Coffee and thereby
rob him Of a Thirst which he
priced very highly.
The Missus was q firm Believer
in all these How-To- Film Flans,
that run in the Monthly Maya
zines:
How to Beautffy the Home with
out spending a Cent.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Coffee Shop, The tumble Shop,
The Arabian Nights and the The
Lorraine Exclusive Club.
No visit to the village is COM
plete without walking in Wash
ington News. q trick street of
de-equinized stable studios.
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By GEORGE AIDE

gan to read Books on the CHILD
Mind.
Within q Month she had little
Herby propped up in the Crib do
ing kindergarten Stunts.
Arthur would butt In occasion
ally and try to protect his help
less Offspring, and then he would
get hard Call-Down.
The Misgus had q large Scrap
Book fun Of Helpful Hints to Anna.
teur Mothers.
HERBERT BREAKS LOOSE.
She started in ct Page and
gave Herbert the whole Works.
whenever anyone who knew oil
about the Care Of Children brought
her q new Preparation. she either
fed II TO little Eerby or else rub
bed It on his Back.
Arthur had the old-fashioned No
ton that all a Kid needed was q
Milk Diet and something Rubber
on which to chew. but the Chief Of
the Experiment Station had q lot
Of Club Theories to be tested, and
she was working on little Herbert
every Minute.
This made It fine for Father,
/. because he could get some real
Food by fixing it with the Hired
Girl, but It was . fierce Layout
for little Herbert.
Herbert never had chance to
sneak out to the Club and tell
his Troubles and get . lot Of
Sympathy.
Herbert had to stay right there
in the House and let the Moth
ers' Club practice on him.
"He's a wonder" said Arthur
to His Friends. at the Club. IF
he lives through It hen make a
grand Football Player some Day"
when Herbert was six years Of
Age the Scientific Mother had
him reading Bliss Carman. F'a-
Their tried to slip him Mother
Goose on the quiet, but was
headed off.
StilI, Arthur was not discour-
aged.
There is always one Hope for
the Boy who is brought up &C.
cording to the League Rules"
said the Father. ''Wait until he
gets into the Public School, and
he will get wise to a Few Things
and probably flash few unex-
pected developments on Mother
Dear"
Sure enough. when Teacher
wrote a Note and said that Angel
had SHE'D d brick at a Truck
Driver, and. furthermore. had
licked the inoffensivs Son Of a
poor Hod- Carrier, the Experiment
tai Mother threw . Back! Twister
and wondered why the Club Sys-
tenn had failed to work out.
Moral: Az tire Father is Bent
the Child n Inclined.
tcopyrish&. 1SsS. The Bell Syndicate mol
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not on yr. bath mat my dere hus.
ban go as far as 700 like and as
far the rents consernd CESS i'll
have the ole doe ray NEE on the
premises wen the king Gums in
too colleck the rent.
Yule see old kid skeecht the
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-25

be skart off of sed the duke 1
am going far far away and 1
wont leeve no rent muny.
0 700 will will 700 sed the
dukess lerching up and standing
up on her IT. doc 700 CESS that's
going to wurry me for / min,
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Will sing wot I d. pleez sed
the duke.
Well 700 amt got no call to
be so d. profane about it the duk-
ess kwoath.
1 am tired OF being helled I'D
like a horribel specman for all to
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Wood Cuts by Jim Ring.

r WUOU CuCS Dy Jim 1tLMgo
duke bounding madly up the
stares and in less time then it
takes to tell it shure enuff he had
went and pakt his carpiit bag
and put on his rubbers and UNI
barellers well CESS 700 no wots
wot now wife he glarred at her.
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than out of any regard for institutions. They stay
on because they can't get much money for the same
work anywhere else in the world.
They do not naturalize because alenism is no dis
advantage-alienism does not handicap them as
wage earners or merchants. They enjoy every adj
vantage possessed by citizens The same auspices that
promote native welfare their fortunes, too All
occupations available to their hands and heads.
They arrive shabby, poor and iIl-nurtured-often
refugees from unspeakable oppression and venOmous
prosecutions
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ORE than half the folk of foreign
birth in these United States are
still aliens. They live in America,
but America does not live in them.
Millions do not even bother to
learn our language. The influence
Of the fOreign-language press tells
how few read English.
Such persons manifestly remain
here for personal profit rather
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-25

Coffee Shop, The tumble Shop,
The Arabian Nights and the The
Lorraine Exclusive Club.
No visit to the village is COM
plete without walking in Wash
1ngton News, q trick street Of
de-equinlzed stable studios.
(CopyriGht. 1898, BY McNauKht
Newspaper Syndicate.)
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MPTY THE TROJAN HORSE
BY HERBERT KAUFMAN

ert Kaufman and King Features syndicate, Inc.l
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-06-28

the great contribution which he made In
helping to create, the Constitution of
the United States. and. the universal
respect and esteem In which he was
held, was evincsA by the multitude Of
addresses OF congratulatiOn which were
sent to HIM from all parts of the then
widely scattered thirteen states.
At that time, there were probably less
then two thousand Jews in the new
United States. Except for a few sent
tered individuals. this Jewish pcpula-
tion existed in New York. Newport
Philadelphia. Charleston. Savannah and
Ricl,mond There had been II COngre-
rntion in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. and
ihcre was nn incipIeut Congregation in
Baltimore, hut the six Congregations
then represented all the Jewish in
iiabitui,:s in the States. Moved by
sense of profound gratitude for the
freedom which they had attained, for
the equal rights which We're granted
them. and falling in line with their fel-
low citizens of other creeds they start
esl n movement to present joint ad-
dress. on behalf of the six Congrcga
lions. 10 Washington. Whether the
movement was initiated in New York
or Philadelphia, do not recall. but
at all events. correspondence ensued
Ietween the two Congregations
Shcarith Israel and liikveh Israel, rs
to which should have the honor OF
drafting the address. Meanwhile. the
Capital of the United States was re-
moved 10 Philadelphia. and this. and
possibly the greater insistence of Man
ue Joscphson. the then, President OF the
Philadelphia Congregation. caused the
honor to fall to Philadelphia.
The other Congregations had agreed
to the plan hut so much time was con-
sumed in the correspondence, and the
weather bcirg hot in August, and for
other reasons Washington went to
Newport. The Newport Congregation,
of course. could not refrain from seiz-
ing the opportunity of presenting an
ltttiItSS ~ NNd>iihrtph ep'' N'N'-
account. The Congregation IN Savnn-
nah. Georgia. fearing that they were
being overlooked drew up n separate
address. and sent it to Washington by
the Georgia delegate in Congress. The
Charleston Congregation not to be be-
hinthand. prepared its own separte ad-
dress but in the meantime. the joint
address had been agreed upon and was
presented to Washington on behalf OF
the four Congregations of Philndelphla,
New York. Charleston and Richmond.
/ am narrating this to you, not be-
cause the anniversary of the Father
Of his Country is so near. nor because
it is my intention to make this an his
toricnl address. but to indicate that
more than n century and quarter ago,
with only six Congregations and Jew
ish community reasonably likeminded,
it was still found necessary TO present
three separate addresses 70 the Presl-
dent of the United States and, OF
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WITH GELATINE

tablespaane granulated gelatine
II cup cold milk. I at. scalded milk.
quart cream, 2 cups sugar, table
spoons vanilla, few grains salt.
Soak gelatine in cold milk minutes
md dissolve in scalded milk. Add
sugar, and when sugar is dissolved
strain mixture into part of the cream,
and add fiavoring. Whip rest of the
cream and add when partly frozen.
Freeze. using 3 parts finely crushed ice
to part rock salt. Serve with maple
sauce and chopped pecan nut meats.
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EDED-AN UNDER.
STANDING OF JEWISH
LIFE IN AMERICA.
BY DIR. CYRus ADLER

In .,sl- sH
by special arrangement with The Jew
ish Forum. the Jewish Telegraphic
Agency presents herewith the first
part of the Doctor Solomon T. H.
Hurwitz Memorial Lecture by DR.
Cyrus Adler. delivered on February
IS. 1a23, in New York. under the
auspices of the Hurwitz Educational
League. DIR. Adler. President Of
DrOpsie College. Acting President Of
the Jewish Theological Seminary and
yice-President of the American Jew
ish Committee has come to the con-
ciusion. after years Of mature study,
that an understanding OF Jewish life
In America by all parts Of the Jew
ish Community is essential before
complete unity of purpose may be
achieved.
Copyright. 1923. Jewish correspondencs
Bureuu.J
When the gentlemen who have COM
memorateti the life of Doctor Solomon
I, H. Hurwitz. through this Foun-
dntion. id me the homer to invite me
to Geliver the lecture this year, I am
inclined to think that they had In
mind some subject that dealt with
Jewish education or Jewish learning.
As 1t :inl infrequently falls to my lot
to speak 1pon those subjects, would
have saved myself a good deal of time
and trouble. and possibly even critic
ISM. if I had adopted such n topic
instead of the one 1 am about to dis
cuss.
But having had reasonably good Op-
poriunities to observe the course of
jewish affairs in the United States for
the last thirty-five years. and having
been tlcvOted to them exclusive Of all
ntler matters for the past fifteen years.
l have ocme to the conclusion that the
most crying need of the members OF
this great Jewish community in the
United States--One Of the greatest that
has ever assembled in single State
is that they should take steps to un-
deistand themselves. in the hope that
if they understand themselves. they
might finally begin to understand each
other. out of such understanding at
least II reasonable unity Of purpose and
of action on all things that relate to
the Jewish community might result.
Hence, while it may not be in. entire
n greene with the wishes of the gen
tlemen who were good enough to In
vite me. I shall ask YOU to listen to-
night 10 rambling discourse which for
want of the ability to suggest a more
succinct title. | have described i'll the
words 'Needed-an Understanding in
Jewish Life in America"
Early DisOrganization
Or April 30. 1880, George Washing
ION was inaugurated as the first Presi-
lent of the United States. His success
,uI conduct Of the Revolutionary War;
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G6l8aqt .l@I ,RkAN

4 elap gssrs =. tslleypaops cotnstraeh
.or Sour. 2 CUPS ,gsst]ed MILK, 1 cgg. 4
respt snp sasezr. pslteli 10 brown
lianid. A tesxpQon vanilla. ] quart
cream.
Make a ess1arl Of flrsts four hlgre-
dients. as in Vanilla Ice cream. No.
i. page 1888. Then melt one scant cup
of sugar in an iron spider, until 1t is
a brown liquid. and pour it very grad
unily into the hot custard. Cool, add
cream and finvoring. stir and freeze.
Y lb. maple and chocolate caramels
mixed. 2 whole eggs. " cup sugar, l u
pints cream.
Melt the caramels with u cup of the
cream. Add sugar to eggs. heat well
and stir into the melted candy. Fold
in the cream beaten slightly. Freeze.
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CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM

Add from . to 4 ounces melted over
tea-kettle to Vanilla Ice Cream,
stirring until smooth. gradually
adding little of the hot milk
or cream. Mix and freeze.
III OF. chocolate. melted or Y cup
cocoa. i cup sugar, Y cup hot water,
tablespoon vanilla, quart cream.
To chocolate, add the sugar grad
ually, and then the hot water slow
ly. Cool, add cream and flavoring, and
then freeze.
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VANILLA ICE CREAM

1 pint hot milk, 2 tablespoons corn
starch or flour. cup sugar, Is tea
spoon salt, 1 egg, . teaspoons vanilla,
Qt cream.
Mix flour. sugar, salt and the milk
gradually. Cook over hot water IL
minutes; take from stove. stir onto the
well-beaten egg gradually. Cool. Add
cream and fiavoring. Strain and freeze
If cream cannot be obtained, more eggs
and flour should be used.
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NEW YORK

whole eggs or s yolks. cup sugar,
l at. cream. > teaspoons vanilla.
Scald over hot water. but do not boil
the cream. But the yOlks till thick and
creamy. add the sugar and beat again.
Beat the whites stiff, and beat them
well into the yolks. Pour the hot
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-06-28
BANANA ICE CREAM

qt. thin cream. scalded. 1Ia cups
sungr. cup banana pulp, u cup lemon
Juice. 1 pint Thin cream.
Scald the cream. dissolve in this the
sugar when cold add unscalded cream
and begin to freeze. When the cream
is rather more than half frozen, add a
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-06-28
CHOCOLATE COFFEE ICE CREAM

4 eggs, separted. y cup sugar. 1
teaspoon cornstarch. u 10. sweet cho-
olate. 1 cup strong coffee, strained. !
pit. cream, whipped
Beat the yolks well. add cOrnstarch
to sugar. mix and stir in the coffee.
Melt the chocolate in double boiler.
add the coffee mixture. Cook slowly
until smooth, stirring constantly. Cocl,
fold in the beaten whites OF eggs and
the whipped cream. Freeze.
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-06-28
overwhelming majority on the Atlantic

overwhelming majority ON the Atlantic
seaboard.
For, there had grown up in the mean
time. many other Jewish organizations
whose operations extended over the
whole of the United States. and other
exceeded that of the original fraternal
society. the Independent Order B'nai
Birth. came into existence. a Union
of OrthotloX Congregations was founded.
The growing Jewish immigration cstab-
lands of origin, the various parts Of
Russia, Poland. Galicia. Roumania. etc.
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-06-28
Early DisOrsanization

Or April 80. 1880, George Washing
ton WAS inaugurated as the first Presi-
dent of the United States. His success
rul conduct of the Revolutionary War,
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-06-28
JeMIsD recipes.

cup of ripe banana pulp (measured
utter being pressed through ricer),
mix with the lemon juice, and finish
freezing. Let stand an hour to ripen.
Serve with banana slices and garnish
with pistnchio nuts blanched and chop
pea sane.
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RkAgNG ,AsEYAR .IGEsc scHEAM

4 at het cream, = s.p dried brown
BRAD cFaHes X ssp gEsr, n tea
sPoqp ~.
Dry scI,e stale ;brSEn bread in the
oven, pound ard sall It fine sift thru
a .hne ptrainer. Mtxs the sifted crumbs
with the hot cream, add salt and sugar
aud when cold freeze ss psual. Stale
tl,oqge or corn cake 4lsy be dried apl
nsed in the same way.