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El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-12-26

Cuenta Flammari0n, en- unO de suS
libros, que durante Ia regeneia del
dudue de Orleans una dana de la Cor
te, yisitando el ObservatoriO, pregunt1
a Marian, secretariO de la Academia
Ge Ciencias:
-;QuG significan esas, fajas de Id-
piter?
No Sc, seiiora.
-;Y por quG-torn0 interrogar,
curiosa, la dama-s0lo Santurno 0stcr
ia anillo?
-Tampoco 10 Sc senora,
scncillamcnte Marian.
Nerviosa la DANA, exclam0 con acen
to saturado de acritud:
--Entonces, para que sirve ser AGA
d6mico?
-Sirve, sonora, para. responder
no s6--contest6 sonriendo el Secreta-
rio.
He aquf una hermOsa enSenanza que
deben saber aprovechar los j6yenes.
solo la ignorancia pretende saberlO
V comprenderlo todo. solo la ignoran-
cia encuentra soluciones completas
peYfectas, sencillas claras, los pobres
mas humanos, por mas impresionan-
tes v completes que sean.
Porque el hombre que estudia y me-
dita, que picnsa Y ahonda, que Obser-
va inyestiga, Gala casi siempre o di-
ce no Sc.
Ell ignorante nunca sella sus labios
con ell honrado siIencio de la sabidu-
ria. Piensa que debc hablar, opinar,
discutir de todo y sobre todo. Pico de
la Mirandola es cl prototype de la mas
pelfecta ignorancia.
Al contrario, ell pensador compren-
de y siente que sus fuerzas intelec-
tuales tienen lfmites como las fuerzas
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-12-26
BANCO POPULAR DE ECONOMIAS
Y PRESTAMOS
DE
SAN JUAN, P. r.
Secretaria.
AVISO

En- Junta General extraordinaria de
Accionistas de esta institution, cele-
brada con fecha del mes EN- curse,
ha sido enmendado el articulo 66 de
los Estatutos de este Banco, quedan-
do redactado en- la siguiente formal
Articulo 66.-Los accionistas cele-
braran una Junta General Ordinaria
ell dia 81 de Diciembre, fin de eXa-
minar todas las operaciones realiza-
das dentro del aiio social y resolver
cuanto sc crea conveniente en- intere3
y beneficio del Banco.
De conformidad con dicho articulo
enmendado, Sc hace publico para CO.
nocimiento de los senores accionistas,
que la proxima Junta General ordi-
maria del Banco Popular de- Econo-
mias y Prestamos de San Juan, ten
dra efecto el dia 81 de Diciembre,
1923, a las dos de la tarde, en-
estas ofcinas, San Justo, a, con
el fin de tratars todas aquellas
I.cuestiones que deban ser sometidas a
consideration y resolucion de una
Junta General ordinaria, como la de
que Sc trata.
FL Banco espera que todos los Sc
iiores Accionistas sc siryan concurrir
dicho acto, personalmente por me-
dio de represehtante legal.
r. San Juan, Diciembre z dc 1928.
X. Negr6n Flores,
Secretario.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-12-26
AJILIMOJILI
Por Raul de la Vega.

No podra tener excusa
aquel que por su bobera,
compre un mueble a OtrO cualquiera
que no sea Lopez Nussa.
Nj el, nj su sociO son reciOs,
pues venden sin meras bases
muebles de todas las classes,
muebles de todos los preciOs.
AhOra, con respectO AdrianO,
81 Sc casa una persona
el presto lie propOrciona
desde la cana hasta, el piano.
Y 81 quiere luz, la hay,
el la tiene Y muy selecta:
lie pone LUZ INDIRECTA
con lamparas "BRASCOLITE".
ESQ ST, libre de tusa
que ESQ huele retrocesO
y a el nadie 10 engatusa;
pOrque, senOres, con ESQ
81 no plea Lopez Nussa.
TANCA 3, - - - ALLEN IA.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-12-26
DESDE UTUADO
(QUINCENARIAS)

NucUdmcntc entire 'nOSOtr0S :-Des-
puts de habernos privado por algunos
meSeS de su encantadora preSencia
de su graciosa sonl.isa Sc halla nueva
mente entire nosotros la senorita Jen-
ME Servid. tfstlft
Fue los Estados Uni,;os en- via
je de recreo pero su espfritu ambicio-
so de eStudio V de progreso la incit0
a ingresar Ell una Universidad en- Ia
que tom6 I'm curse de Pedagogfa. Lue-
90 pas6 a I'm sitio veraniego Oakland
Bay. Allf hacienda los encantos de
aquel enjanbre de adinerados que ALI
acuden a solazarse divertirse en- todo
g6nero de deportes Y distraccioneS, go
70 seg1n dice, tanto v t;Pnto que a We
ces haSta Sc olvidaba de esta su tie
rra natal. Con su ingenua gracia V se-
ductOres mOvimientos moss nara sus
aventuras de diversiones yFalegrfas y
con un original mohfn expresando
asombros nos dice q. su vida estuv0 en-
peligro cuando iatrayesaba el cabo Hat
teras. Bienvenida sea, nuestra gentil
Jennie que al lado de los suyos tiene
siempre um insustituible sitio.
ConsaelitO P0rtela :-Esta linda til
gueila vegabajefla nos ha dispensado
Ia algeria de verla p0r esta ciudad en-
viaie de paseo. Consuelito es I'm tipo
netamente criollo cuya tez morena Y
encarnala Y su dulce v afable trato
rcvelali claramente el tipO ideal Y eau
tivante dc la muejer borinquefia. Real
mente lleva consigo toda la miel q. pro
Queen las feraces vegas de su pueblo.
Esta miel parece que viene marean-
do a cierto pica-tior que hace dfas
muesta su impaciencia tratando dc
hacer blanco en- los ojos de tan mo-
nfsima trigueila.
Cdmpa1d MOralisadOrG :-Es la que
Sc ha propuesto llevar cabo el Sr.
Victor A. IJaugier, IngenierO de la
Hon. Comisi6n de Hogares Seguros, ell
les terlenos de el pueblo de Puerto
Rico en- el barrio Santa Rosa de esta
Municipalidad.
En- una de las reuniones que fire.
cuentemente celebra con los terrate
nientes dc aquella region les eXplic6
la necesidad y conyeDiencia del CASE
miento y como resultado de sus reco-
mendaciones logr6 veriticar en- sema-
mas pasadas, el casamiento de treinta
parejaS que estaban viviendo en- con
cubinato. y este fin ell ST.. Laugicr ci-
to a todOS los vecinoS de aquel barrio
Y deSpu6s de celebrar una importante
conferencia en- Ia que Sc trataron dis
tintas cuestiones de orden social el
Hon. Juez Municipal, Lcdo. Antonio
Suliycras, di0 comienzo las cere-
monias nccesariaS para legalizar la
union matrimonial de las treinta pa
fcJaS lnenclonaUaS. FL aclO TeNlStlo
gran solemnidad mas tarde sc fes-
tejarOn los concurrenteS con platos
criollos Sc bail0 I'm ratio el son del
tfpico cuatro. Para esta fiesta el Sr.
Lau9ier tuvo el buen cWidado de in
vitar al Hon. Juez Municipal Y a va
rios connotados elcmpntos de esta so
ciedad Esta labor del ST.. Laugier
eS digna del mas alto encomio y mere
&C nuestrO APPLAUSE por In signiiica-
ci0n moral que en- 81 tiene. 'Su prop0-
sito es no cedcr ninguma parcela a ma
die que no este debidamente rasado
con el objeto die que estas parcelas
siemprc queden en- poder de los s,l-
ccsores lcgales del duciio prinitiro.
Estdn dc Pldcemcs LA empresa
MARTINEZ Companfa generosa con
slIs emplead0s. ha cedidO el cire para
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-12-26
MANDOLIN MATIENZO
iterandcr Hcpp

ALuy mejoralo rcgres0 del nortc
nuestro particular amigo Manolfn Ma
ticnzo, quien rccuperando su quebran-
tada salud estuvo una 'larga Temporal
da en- 'Saranac Lake.
LEGO Manolfn a tempo oportuno
rara asistir Ia boda de su hermanJ
Pepe con n gentil senorita, hija de
nuestro particular amigo ell emincut2
doctor Roses Artau.
Nucstro afectuoso saludo
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-12-26
Poincar& Periodista
Sus comienzos en- la vida
publica

Parfs,-Se Sabc la fidelidadl que ha
elocuentemente cl 'Foch de la paz'.
en- Ia distancia de los recuerdos es el
'Palais' el que me liga al patricia ms
pirado, aver Presidente de Ia Rcpd
blica, y del Consejo hoy, y que sin
embargo no ha olvidado jamas la to-
ga de abogadO.
El querido pcri0dico de nucstros CO.
'mienZos entusiaStaS y Que dcbia vol
dirigir un dfa era el 'NOltaire' del
mon6culo, Aurclicn Scholl. pero con-
vertido despuGs en- aqucl 'Noltaire', en-
donde cerca del coraZjn enorme de
Gambetta, J. j. Weis destiIaba sus con
sultas; Ranc Paus Strauss Sus fl
bras polfticas; dondc IIistoricus, pre-
ludiaba a polibio Joseph Reiuach ha
blaba &c Rochefort, mientras que Ma
quet batallaba por pl divOrcio; dondC
ZOla recibfa cien mil frances por aquC
la Mana, cuyo follet6n fuG por 0tra
parte fatal a la edici6n; donde, M la
| do de Edmond de Goncourt que daba-
dar es tambi6n un modo dc hablar--Su
| tChcrie, Camilo Flammari6n acaricia-
ba las estrellas y Saint Scans la mGisi-
ca.
ALL que escribfa PoincarG: La Ga
ceta de los Tribunales Sucedfa nj
buen viejo padre Pothey, Alexandra
Pothey, Boca' de lobo, cl autor legen-
dario de 'Muette' famosa. en- aque-
Has oficinas polvorientaS del arrabal
de Montmartre veo todavfa PUinca-
JGE,Gs catrcgdrG Ia plaza los fdFSaR-
| tes.
| AsdmJ7cd SocidHstd M saber que
los socialistas Ge este pueblo Sc pre-
| paraban para una asamblea, nos diri-
gimos al local preparado para tai fin
Y ALI pudimos localiZar al leader ST..
| MunlZ, Qulen Ell cOlhpanld dG OifoS
camaradas discutfan asuntos de Su in
cumbencia. Al verle le dirigimos la 81
! guiente pregunta = Cudles son los fl
mes de esta Asamblea. Sr. Muniz?
-'Pues el de nombrar los directO-
res que han de dirigir In campana que
Sc aproXima' FL Sr. MuniZ, atento CO.
MO siempre, con ojOs de reldmpag0,
luiso desbordarse en- otras considera-
clones, pero el Cronista tuyo neccsi-
dad de despistar la question por no ser
el ambiente demasiadO propicio dada
la tempestad Ge aqua cue Sc presen-
taba para estorbar la asamblca. Mas,
prometemCS nuestroS lcctores, inter
venir al leader Mulliz que cual leon dc
una sclva %laspolAada Sc preEara pa
IA dar una batida las huestcs de la
invicta Union.
CRONISTA
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-12-26
Un8uile1lt0
CaduTn
para las
E:rupcio1leS

Es sorprendente liver con que prom
titud el Ungiiento Cadum quita y ci-
catriza las erupciones de Ia pieL No
importa cuales sean los remedies que
haya usado sin obtener bene6cio, no
tiene porquG desanimarse, pues q
Unglento Cadum eS distinto a todoS
los demSs rernedios.S Hace cesar b
picaz6n instantaneamente y empiezaA
cicatrizar con Ia primera aplicacion.
Las enfermedades mas obstinadas d.
Ia piel, como los granos, GlceraSS
erupciones, lastimaduras, eczema, ur~
ticaria, cortaduras, quemaduras, al.
morranas de picazon, etc, Sc alivian
prontamente con el Ungleuto Cadunb
- q
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surety that the bidder will enter
into contract and furnish bond.
Said check to be made payable to
Jack Gianotti, Treasurer and will be
retained as liquidated damages in
case the successful bidder fails to
enter into contract when request
ed to do SO by the Board of Educa-
ton. All checks where bids have
not been accepted will be returned
to the respective bidders as soon
as the contract has been awarded.
Plans and specifications may be
obtained at the office of the Board
of Education, High School Build
ing, Ely, Minnesota. All bids must
be made on bid form, same as
those accompanying the specifica-
tions.
The right is reserved by the
Board Of Education to reject any
or all bids.
All bids must be in sealed en-
velopes addressed to Leonard Slab
odnik, Clerk and marked IBID for
Excavating and Back Filling"
LEONARD SLABODNIK,
s-14-21. Clerk.
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NO. 14354.
NOTICE OF EXPIRATION OF RE-
DEMPTION

Office of the County Auditor, County
of st. Louis, State of Minnesota.
To E. j. ELANDER EFT AL:
You are hereby notified that the
following piece or parcel of land,
situated in the County of st. Louis,
and State of Minnesota, and known
and described as follows, to-wit:
Lot Eight 49,, Section Fifteen (15),
Township Sixty-one (6D North,
Range (13) West 4th P. NJ, accord
ing to the Government survey thereof.
is now assessed in your name; that
on the 10th day of May, A. D. 1920
at the sale of land pursuant to the
Real Estate Tax Judgment, duly
given and made in and by the Dis
trict Court in and for the said
County of St. Louis on the 26th
day of March, A. D. 1920, in pro-
ceedings to enforce the payment of
taxes delinquent upon real estate
for the year 1918, for the said
County of st. Louis, the above de-
scribed piece or parcel of land was
sold to the State of Minnesota for
the sum of One and 87-100 Dollars,
($1.87) and was on the 26th day of
April, A. d. 1922, assigned by the
State of Minnesota for the sum of
Seven and 08-100 Dollars. ($7.08)
and the amount required to redeem
said piece or parcel of land from
said assignment, exclusive of the cost
to accrue upon this notice is the sum
of Seven and 08-100 Dollars, ($7.08)
and interest at the rate of twelve
per cent per annum from said 26th
day of April, A. d. 1922, to the
day such redemption is made, and
delinquent taxes, penalties and cost
accruing subsequent to said assign
ment, and interest thereon to the
time of such redemption.
That said delinquent taxes, pen
alties and costs for the year 1921,
accruing subsequent to said assign
ment, amounted to the sum of Two
Dollars and Twenty-four Cents on
January 18th, 1923, and bears inter-
est at the rate of one per cent per
month from said January 18th, 1923
to the day such redemption is made.
and that the said tax certificate has
been presented to me by the holder
thereof, and the time for redemption
of said piece or parcel of land from
said assignment will expire sixty
600 days after the service of this
notice and proof thereof has been
filed in my Office.
Witness my hand and official seal
the 4th day of August, A. d. 1928.
w. H. BORGEN,
Official SeaD County Auditor of
st. Louis County, Minnesota.
By ]. c. Wollan, Deputy.
9-14-21-28.
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YEARS AG0|
Taken frem The Ely Miner Of
the came date in 1908.

Thos. Slattery has secured an ap-
pointment as special mail clerk and
left Monday for st. Paul to receive
his books and papers for study pre-
paratory to assuming position
Mrs. Ayres, mother Of DR.. Ayres
returned to her home at Chicago
this morning after a years visit
with her SON and family in this city.
She was accompanied as far as Du-
luth by the Doctor.
The remains of Ernest Fourier
of whom mention was made as be-
ing in Eve lake last week, were re-
covered Sunday when they were
found floating, having been just
eight days in the water. The re-
mains were brought to Wallis under
taking establishment and prepared
for shipment, leaving Tuesday morn
ing accompanied by Mr.. and Mrs. ].
L. Shannon for Saltwater.
Mrs. w. E. Pike entertained the
young people Friday evening at
her residence on Harvey street.
After a delectable lunch, the party
adjourned to the bowling parlors
where several games were INDUCED
in.
Chas. Grabowsky,s chief clerk at
the Pioneer mine and VIM. McCurdy,
civil engineer of the same mine, left
Monday for Duluth, where they
Joined the range mining men on
their trip to Ishpeming where the
Lake Superior Mining Institute
holds its annual session.
Mrs. A. j. Thomas, Mrs. G. G.
Wylie and Mrs. M. Tonkin left We'd
nesday for Hibbing, having been
called there by the serious illness of
Mrs. Jos. Cowling. Later advices
from Hibbing state that Mrs. Cow
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sidering and acting on the matter
of an additional transformer bank
proposed to be installed in the Light
and Water Plant.
By Order of the Mayor.
A. o. KNUTSON,
City Clerk.
Present: Aldermen Maxi, Jones,
Champa, Komatar and Mayor Jenko.
Absent: Aldermen Erickson and
Judnich.
Moved by Alderman Komatar,
supported by Alderman Jones, that
the City Clerk be instructed to ad-
vertise for bids for Transformers,
Electric Wiring and Equipment, &C
cording to plans and specifications
on file, and that the bids be opened
and considered by the City Council
at regular meeting to be held at
eight o'clock P. M. Tuesday, Septem-
Der 10, 1923. Carried.
Moved by Alderman MAXI, sup
ported by Alderman Komatar, that
the meeting adjourn. Carried.
A. o. KNUTSON,
City Clerk.
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Suggested by Luke, as cam
paign for Henry Ford: GRASP the
right hand of the prospective vote
firmly, pushing hand forward toward
him. at the same time starting a
rotary, clockwise motion, then stop
suddenly, reverse the motion, and
send him to the doctor for arm
splints.
Ike says the only time wife lets
her husband have his say without
interruption is when he talks in his
sleep.
The ostrich whimpers in distress
And takes it rather i'll,
That he, indeed, is killed TO dress
The girl that's dressed to kill.
1t is easy by sitting back and
looking on to be always right. The
man in the arena is bound to have
few accidents.
Ignatz says when man sows his
wild oats drouth never comes
along and kills the crop.
We are nation of sentimental
slobberers. who blame a president
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Notice for Bids

Ely, Minnesota, September 8, 1928
Office of the City Clerk.
NOTICE is hereby given that
sealed proposals will be received by
the City Clerk of the City of Ely
in the County of st. Louis, State of
Minnesota, up to eight (8) o'clock
P. M, Tuesday, September 10, 1928
for the furnishing of all labor and
materials necessary for the complete
installation of Transformers, Elec-
trio Wiring and Equipment in the
Municipal Light and Water Plant
according to plans and specifications
now on file in the Office of the City
Clerk.
Each bidder shall accompany his
proposal with certified check in the
amount of ten per cent of the
contract price. made payable to the
City Treasurer. Check to be drawn
on some bank duly authorized to do
business in the State of Minnesota.
A surety bond in the amount of
the contract price must be furnished
by the successful bidder.
Copies of plans and specifications
may be obtained from the City Clerk
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upon application.
Each bidder is requested to re-
turn these plans and specifications
with his proposal.
The City Council of the City of
Ely, Minnesota, reserves the right
to reject any and all bids.
All bids shall be made out in
triplicate and addressed to the City
Clerk, City of Ely, Minnesota, and
marked plainly upon the outside of
the envelope, "Bid for Transformers,
Electric Wiring and Equipment, City
of Ely, Minnesota"
By order Of the City Council of
the City of Ely, Minnesota.
A. o. KNUTSON,
City Clerk.
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Notice for Bids

Notice is hereby given that sealed
proposals will be received by the
Board of Education Of Independent
School District No. IL, Ely, Min
nesota up to eight o'clock P. NJ,
Monday, September Oath, 1923 for
the excavating and back filling work
necessary in the construction Of the
Zenith Water Line extension accord
ing to pans and specifications pre-
pared by the City Engineer of the
City of Ely.
Each bid must be accompanied by
a certified check equal in the
amount Of 1919 Of the bid as
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gallon of gas. The man at the pump
station seemed petrifed with aston
ishment until a bystander explained
Probably tryin' to wean it."
Statistically Speaking.
. A man went into Cohen's Book
Store and asked: "Have you a
copy of Who's Who and What's
What by Jerome X. Jerome?"
Cohen replied. "No sir, but we got
who's He and Watts He Cot, by
Bradstreet."
Then the Fun Began.
! stalled girl on Chapman street,
In Sandy Point park, / kissed her;
But Gosh / took her home and
found
She was my sweetie's sister!
Nothing is so easy as the other
mans job.
In preparing his breakfast, the
absent minded Ely man placed his
wrist watch in boiling water and
carefully watched for three minutes
the egg which he held in his hand.
In Paris lipsticks are being flaw,
ored with fruit essence. Probably
most of the young women demand
the peach flavor.
| "AI the world may be a stage,
admits Luke doubtfully, ''but to
| most of us it is only a work bench. y
"What kind of fellow is Wat.
SOM" asked Black.
"Well," replied White, "He's the
j kind of fellow who skates on thin
! ice, rocks the boat, races train to
the crossing, and looks to see how
much gas there is in the tank with a
lighted match. Nobody knows why
he has been able :. live as long as he
| has"
Miners aren't the only ones who
dig for money, Dad does it every
day of his life.
It is because men are considering
change in dress that they are Sc
interested in skirts?
The charge that telephone girls
read novels while on duty is absurd
No one can read and listen to
scandal at the same time.
Two can keep warm cheaper than
one.
Some automobile mechanic lost an
hours wages the other day, grins
Rico, when a thief took $74.10 from
a nearby garage.
"I'm letting you off easy" said the
garter, as it slowly parted.
Wouldn't it be. fine if something
could get into your pocket through
the hole through which you lost
something.
If Ford becomes the nominee of
the Democratic party that party's
problem will cease to be a mule but
will be an auto.
For every girl on the level, says
Luke, there's one standing on the
square.
This is an awful dump, said the
ash pile.
The girls these days put on a
great many airs" remarked the
boulevardier.
Well, said his friend, it seems as
though they ought to put on some
thing.
We will always have the boob
with US who disregards the traffic
rules, thinks Ike.
All the world isn't a stage. Some
Of it is work bench.
The man who takes himself too
serious takes other people for a
joke, and vice versa.
Farewell to Kitty.
You can keep all the kisses ! gave
You can keep every golden
careSs;
You can keep all the sweet tricks /
taught you,
: And the jokes you made me con-
fess.
You can keep whatsoever you care
My loving, the parties you threw;
But please send me back what I'm
missing
The cold cash / wasted on you.
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OFFICIAL PROCEEDINGS
OF THE
CITY COUNCIL
CITY OF ELY.

Ely, Minnesota, Sept. 7, 1923.
Special meeting of the City Coun-
Gil called to order at eight O'Clock
P. M. by Mayor Jenko.
The call was read as follows:
Ely, Minnesota, Sept. 7, 1928.
To Gust A. Maxi, E. C.. Jones, Louis
Champa, John P. Erickson, John
Judnich and Joseph Komatar.
As Aldermen of the City of Ely,
Minnesota.
Gentlemen:-Please take notice
that there will be Special Meeting
of the City Council in the Council
Chambers in the City Hall at eight
(8) o'clock P. M. Friday, Septem-
Der z, 1928, for the purpose of con-
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gallon of gas. The man at the pump
station seemed petrified with aston
ishment until bystander explained
Probably tryin' to wean it."
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Hello Friends, A Missouri paper
runs this story with every indication
of it's being the real thing: "T'other
day fellow wheezed his Ford up
to filing station and ordered q