davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-04-06
HOW TO BUY YOUR FACE
VEIL

Strangely enough II was a man, I
man milliner, who initiated me into the
knowledge of veil buying. There Is
no detail Of woman's dress that, az
q rule, she buys so unintelligently, and
adjusts SO clrr,sily as she does her
face veil," he discoursed, as he stood
behind the triple mirror and watched
the saleswoman drape one filmy cloud
and then another across my hat brim.
"And yet the whole effect of smart
street costume can be made or marred
by this accessory. II veil Is dainty,
delicate, and becoming, 1t can cover
q multitude of SINS" he hinted, more
purposefully than gallant, / must ad-
NIT.
Perhaps a few suggestions about
wells, as he gave them to me, may
help you make your next one look bet
ter and last longer.
If you are large woman, with pro-
nounced features, you may select wells
with striking patterns and look very
well in them. But haven't you often
seen small woman with delicate fea-
lures almost hidden under the heavy
patterns that would have been very
becoming to her larger sIsterl II You
have dainty, small features, you
should choose ven with small,
delicate design.
And again, when you want veil to
60 with small, close-fitting hat,
choose a single-mesh veil; while with
q large hat. where the brim is further
away from the features, the more flg-
ured patterns are quite smart and at.
tractive.
Care must be used when selecting a
veil that contains spots or large fig
ures that these are placed so they do
not hurt the eyes. II the figures are
placed far enough apart, the veil can
always be adjusted so that the spots
do not come directly In front of the
eyes.
II you want fllmy veil, you must
expect to pay enough to get a really
fine mesh. Those made out of stifr-
cnsd cotton are cheaper. but the sticky
Crossing soon comes OF, and then the
ven easily crumples and tears. Some
women plan to buy these cheaper wells,
wear them few times, and throw
then, away. But the better wells cost
only about twice as much, while thsy
wear three or four times as long.
Having selected your ven carefsiIy.
learn to take care Of 1t. Don't leave
L on your hat for days together. Pin
ming the veil over a pasteboard ron
viii keep II from getting stringy.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-04-06
Time for the Soma

Three-year-old Jean has just begun
to go to Sunday school. The two
esrts of the program most interesting
TO her are the taking Of the collection
and the singing of the closing song,
MY Sunday School Is Over
The other day she and her mother
were on the street when needy
man, holding his hat out In supplca-
tion, attracted their attention. Mother
gave Jean dime, which she dropped
into the hat. Then she looked up ut
her mother. "Sing Our Sunday School
Is Over" she said sweetly.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-04-06
First Emlaran. Express.

Central Europe is 20 have special
Triest, and encouragement in the way
OF special rates and accommodations
will be extended. The emigrant ex-
press, which will be the first train
to link Poland directly With the Adri-
attic, will not only carry Polish emil
grants seeking new home In Amer
lea but also will pick up passengers
In various cities of Czechoslovakia
and Austria.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-04-06

Ill the time now, also am picking up in
weight. ] will tell any one that your
medicines are wonderful, and YOU NAV
publish my letter If you wish. Mrs.
ED. BoEHNLER, 1130 Ash St., Louis
vile, KY.
Backache, nervousness, painful times.
irregularity, tired and rundown feel
tngs, are symptoms Of female troubles.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound should be taken whenever there
u reason to fear such troubles. It con.
tains nothing that can injure, and tends
20 tone up and strengthen the organs
foncerned, SO that they may work In q
healthy, normal manner. Let It help
You as It has thousands Of others. Lydia
p. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound u
POW selling almost all over the world.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-04-06
His Own Medicine.

A client, seeking advice from q
young lawyer on how to avoid his
creditors, was instructed to place all
his property In his wife's name.
Later the lawyer presented his bill
for services rendered, and received
the following reply:
Dear Sir: took your advice and
placed all OF my possessions in my
wife's name and now have no money
to pay for your services"
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-04-06
WHY DRUeGISTS RECOMMEND
SWAMP-ROOT

For many years druggists have watched
with much interest the remarkable record
maintained by DIR. Kilmers Swamp Root,
the great kidney, liver and bladder medi-
cine.
It il q physician's prescription.
Swamp Root is q strengthening medi-
cine. 1t helps the kidneys, liver and blad-
der do the work nature intended thsy
should do.
Swamp Root has stood the test of years.
II is sold by all druggists on its merit and
1t should help you. No other kidney medi-
cine has SO many friends.
Be sure to get Swamp Root and start
treatment at once.
However, II you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer 4. Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for .
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Advertisement.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-04-06
Mother Killed Children
Trying to Keep them Warm

Desire Of Mrs. Edna Gilhany
Of Philadelphia to keep her two
babies warm cost the lives Of
Thomas Gilhany, twenty-five
months old, and Mary Gilhany,
nine months. The mother
dropped a quarter In a slot me-
ter, ignorant that a gas heater in
the room where the children
were asleep had gone out. Es-
Gaping fumes asphyxiated the lit
tie ones.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-04-06
ItaIy's Army to Be Doubled.

Rome, Italy.-Army reorganization
in Italy, under Premier Mussolini, will
double the force of men under arms
If one includes the national militia.
The kingdom will have land forces
numbering between 100000 and 100000
officers and men.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-04-06
carb and Function Adopted.

From an English boys examination
paper: "When the duke of Monmouth
Ned from the battle he changed clothes
with pheasant and was afterward
discovered laying In ditch."-Boston
Evening Transcript.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-04-06
cutIeura for PlmpIy Faces.

To remove pimples and blackheads
smear them with Cuticura Ointment.
Wash of in five minutes with Cuti-
cura Soap and hot water. Once clear
keep your skin clear by using them for
daily toilet purposes. Don't fail to In
clude Cuticura Talcum. Advertisement.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-04-06
The Roadside Sunday School.

"About whom did you study In Sun
day school this morning7" queried the
visiting minister o. Jimmy. by way Of
establishing friendly relations with the
small son Of his host and most active
church member.
about God" was the response.
"But you have heard a lot about
God before, haven't your
"Yes, sir, when daddy is putting On
the spare tire.-Milwaukee Journal
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-04-06

me. i was in bed for
eight or nine days
everymonth and had
q great deal of pain.
The doctor said my
only relief was an
operation. ! read Of
Lydia E. Pinkham's
medicines and tried
the Vegetable Com
pound and the Sana-
tive Wash, and they
surely did wonders
for ma. i feel fne
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-04-06
Halls Catarrh Medicine

Those who are in run down. condi.
ton Will notice that Catarrh bothers
them much more than when they are in
good health. This fact proves that while
Catarrh Is a local disease, IL is greatly
influenced by constitutional conditions.
eists OF an Ointment which Quickly
Relieves by local application. and the
Internal Medicine, a Tonic, which assists
In improving the General Health.
Sold by druggists for over 10 Years
+. ]. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-04-06
The Grand Coup.

Rub-How did you fool your wifei
Dub--I just told her the truth
New York Sun.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-04-06

No Male Topsles Need Apply.
English Ad-"Widow lady. with one
child wishes to correspond with gen.
tleman born by birth"
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-04-06
NO OPERATION
FOR HER
She Took Lydia E. Pinkham's vege-
table Compound and Escaped the
Operation Doctor Advised

Louisville, Ky. -"I wish to thank you
Tor what your medicine has done for
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-04-06
Equine Of Good Old D.v,.

Equtne o. 0ood Old Day..
Reckless automobile driving arouses
fhe suspicion. that much Of. the horss
sense Of the good old days was pos-
sssssd By the horss- Boston Post.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-04-06
Important 20 Mother.

Important 20 Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
for infants and children, and see that II
s,sassn,s BEARS II: b, hn:,TMNE.
In Use for Over 80 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1923-03-15

half of the farms in Morgan county
are for sale, yet it seems that the
folks who are nicely situated as to
location, soil, buildings and neigh
bors, are going to be hard to move.
This locality was visited by a
heavy rain Sunday night, followed
by hard wind storm Monday with
quite a. bit of damage done.
Don't forget, you will be needed
at grange Saturday. Come and let's
send word to our servants at Colum-
bus in regard to what we want them
to do.
A former resident inquiries about
a home coming at Meigs next sum-
mer. What do you boys and girls
who are away think? We can ar
range this end if you folks want to
come.
We are informed that j. w. Clark
of st. Mary's, who taught our school
the past two years. is dead. AS we
get it the word came to Mr.. Sher-
man, teacher at Unionville. We will
give particulars in our next.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1923-03-15

the Reinersville high school, and
was ill at her boarding house at the
time of her fathers death They
have the sympathy of the entire
community in their sad bereave-
ment. The report Sunday night was
that Dorothy was not so well, and
had not yet been told of her fathers
death.
All members of Hemlock lodge
No. 289 are requested to be present
Saturday night, March II. There
will be work in the initiatory de-
gree.
The debate at the high school
building last Friday night was
largely attended and was enjoyed
by ALL The speakers handled the
question with marked ability, cs-
pecially the silver tongued orator
from Bristol who held the audience
spell-bound for the allotted time Of
ten minutes. After the debate was
decided in favor of the negative, lie
them gave two readings which
brought down the house with ap-
plause. Come again Gus. you are
welcome.
Oscar Hutchins who is working
for Fl. w. Leland, spent Saturday
night and Sunday at his home tere.
w. r. Gordon is seriously i'll from
an infection ON his face.
Robert Ray of Bristol visited
with his sister here from Friday un-
til Sunday, and attended the debate
and I. O. o. F. lodge.
T. c. Wilson visited lis mother
at Coal Run last week.
Mrs. Carl Walker is on the sick
list
w. Fl. NORM, teacher at No. a,
was here to take his part in the de-
bate. He was the guest of D. H.
Sherman on Thursday night, Ken
meth Ray on Friday night, I. r.
Barnes on Saturday, and Carl Dewitt
on Saturday night and Sunday
Come again w. H., you are well
come.
Miss Claudio Barnes entertained
at supper last Friday, Kenneth Fay
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1923-03-15
KNOXVILLE
Murray Death Comes as Shock

The death of Fred S. Murray,
aged A, occurred at his home in
Meigsville township, about three
miles from Unionville, Sunday
morning about 5 o'clock, after an
illness of week or so with grip
and pleurisy. His death came rather
suddenly and Unexpectedly, as he
was thought to be a little better.
Mr.. Murray was son of the late
Benjamin Murray and wife. He
leaves one brother, Mr.. George ".
Murray of Mansfield. His wife who
survives him was Alice Wickersham,
and he leaves three children-two
daughters, Dorothy and Lynna, and
a son Claude. Mrs. Fred Dover of
this place and Mr.. Paul Murray Of
New Philadelphia are his cousins.
The deceased was a prominent
member of Clemente Amity lodge F..
& A. NJ of Reinersyille, being it's
Master at the time of his death. Fu-
neral services were held from his
late residence Tuesday afternoon at
one o'clock, under the auspices Of
that order, and interment was made
in the Stevens cemetery. The
daughter Dorothy is a student in
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1923-03-15
Colds Are Contagious

Coughs and Colds are contagious
and require prompt treatment as
they spread or devcei.ccrr !.n:...o Flu and
Grippe. Take no chances when you
can get Foley's Honey and Tar for
few cents and quickly check
coughs and colds. Refuse substi-
tutes. Insist upon Foley's.-Sold
Everywhere.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1923-03-15
and sister Mildred and Miss Hope

and sister Mildred and Miss Hope
Walker
Ralph Wells is living with bis
grandparents, Mr.. and Mrs. John
Wells and attending school here.
John Bonifant is on the sick list
and unable to work in the shop.
Mrs. Belle Kidd left last week for
an indefinite visit with her daughter
Mrs. Belya Kidd of Columbus
l.. d. Walker sold a bunch of
hogs last week to Clarence and Carl
Dewitt.
Mrs. C. A. Walker remains SER
iously i'll, her daughter Mrs. Chester
Murray came Friday to be with Ter.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1923-03-15
Prevent Fin and Crime

For few cents you can ward off
Flu and Grippe by promptly check
ing your coughs and colds with
Foley's Honey and Tar. Also gives
quick relief from coughs resulting
from Flu, Grippe, Whooping Cough,
Asthma and Bronchitis. Refuse
substitutes. Insist upon Foley's.-
Sold Everywhere.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1923-03-15

If you buy Easter candies, see
us first and save time.-Pat
Whites.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-15
Too Cool for Comfort.
REMEMBER?
I'LL SAY YER DO.

A ray of moonlight thrown
slantingly across the room from
one of the larger windows fur
nished sufficient illumination SO
that the more pronounced objects
were readily discernible. Huge
shadows here and there bespoke
O sense of secrecy which the &C.
cupants must have desired. Re-
posing Ieisurely in the soft depths
Of great davenport could barely
be distinguished a mass of yellow
hair resting in wild abandon on
the willing shoulder of the
amorous swain. Here, indeed,
were two hearts that beat as one.
No sight but for themselves, no
word or thought but of each
other, Blissfully ignorant of all
else, they chung in passionate
embrace. A full moment OF
GREATNESS silence, when suddenly
one of the two stirred.
Ambrose" whispered a sweet
little voice, there's a rap at the
door,"
Il know it," came the answer
from the enamored devotee. Its
my coat. l hung it there when
came in."-Gargoyle.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-15
All He Had.

one of the many reckless ~
drivers of this age ran over ~
old mans foot. He immediateiy|
stopped and went back TO- the
pedestrian to settle the matter
The injured man was excited ana
shot out at the approaching You
man: S
= you win have to pay ms =
hundred dollars to square yoilr.
self with me. you young ruffianT
zone hundred doilarst
claimed the driver. What 90
you think I ana millionaire
The old man rejoined: 4sar
"what do you think I APPS
centipede2 Gargoyle.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-15
YeNer Shoes
KentucIxy Ballad

TT wez down in Ole clay county
wher III heavy nlounlsi
dews
Settles down upon til hollers
like q rain;
Their tn ole men likes ther iicker
An Ii young uns hits III booze:
It's 4 land fer men. ~ G5d.
an only men. s.
III
Ole Jess Filpot wuz as sqarsa
man
As ever re could CHOOSE.
r. he'd only leave Ii Illoon-
light til Jars:
But tn evening that seed him
He'd jlst bought some yelisr
shoes,
An his blushin nose az pInked
to til stars. s
He us standin BY tt hitch-raclz
Fore tn Flat-crilk general store
spittin baccer ii ii hpss-
trough. slow an sad; 4
TEL ye what. he says, III ten
yer
An he stops an squirts SONS
more,
I'm tn two men IN this cUlib.
try what IL bad ?
Jist then up steps Young Matt
Barley,
Full hOne-made corn an Joy,
Luck like this" he says,
don't never come In twk 8
And without no Introduction.
(Aliuz wuz keeriess boy !,
Ups an spits on Ole Jess n
pots yelIer shoes.
Y. sss
wal. We Icattered Ter the tire
works, aglss
But It didn't take en- long.
Cause they both bust bit
ton. twenty yards.
when Their gums he'd got through
ta1lkin -.
And Til lead I'D sang its sons
We come back an fotin en-
clfnchfn like ole pards.
4. sssI
Jess w settin on q soap-box %
Holdin Matt locked in HIS arm
Pumpin bullets IN : droppih
curly head.
We jist let him 90 on shootins
Fer we couldn't see no harm
In a mint both W lain stifl
an dead Siren
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-15
The Inhuman Race.

In the olden days the heightsaA
ingratitude was to assist some.
intoxicated stranger to his @ 8
step and then have his wifeTc !
down invective upon your heaa
for getting him drunk.
. Nowadays it's .rescuiag a prett
girl from watery grave and tllza
have her scold beeaVse You r0il,
her permanent waFe.-M alteasel
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-15

- AT~N~NSS
metronome on top of It
- an how puzzled yer was
FER q long time as to what it was
an yer thought maybe it was a
mahogany pyramid until one day
yer went into yer cousins house
an she was talxin, her lesson an
the metronome was open an
tickin' time for her to play by an
YER was amazed.
There wasn't no graphophones
an, music boxes was all the rage
an they played bel1.like tunes,
life soft chimes an yer thought
II was wonderful to go into q
house where there was one. An
yer loved to go to yer Cousin
Georges house cause his Pa let
him keep guinea pigs in the barn
an yer got great thrill in goin'
out an loolxin' at them. An
when yer went yer Ma would
yell out to be careful Of yer
Sunday clothes an not get 'em
dirty.
Yer always got q thrill when
yer saw a guy comm to fix g
telephone wire or an electric
light an yer'd stand around an
marvel at the monkey-like way
he went up the bare pole with
the spurs what were strapped to
!, his legs. An away up ct the top
he'd straddle crosspole an
work with nonchalance while
you kids below would ''betcha
anything" that some day he'll
TAN an get kilt an there was
always one guy who'd bet mil
lion. trillion dollars that he
wouldn't. The man came around
to put new sticks of carbon in
the corner electric light which
let down to within a few feet Of
the ground.
An he'd drop the burnt carbon
on the ground an pick out nice
new shiny sticks from a cloth
bag he carried over his shoulder.
An when he had finished an
busted the glass globe an then
let it down an hoistered up the
Light yer'd run out an pick UP
the burnt carbons an run for
picket fence an mark on it.
When bean blower days would
come round an yer'd get nick
els worth o. peas or beans, or
take handsfull out Of the pantry
when yer Ma wasn't lookin' an
bean blowers cost q cent an was
made b. tin an yer Ma always
worried for fear yer'd fall down
when yer had one III yer mouth.
An yersd gather round an arc
iiel1t 81 night "a blow beams up
ct II, ali yersd 80 round 10 cranky
folks Houses an blow at their
Winders an then run like any
thing. An sometimes when yer'd
get tired OF everything all the
gang would pick on one guy
who'd sit apart sullin' an they'd
blow beans at his face an laff
when they stuck there. An he'd
say, Jaw, yer think yer great.
don't cha.' or why don't cha
act like men stead of all pickin'
on one guyl'' an yer'd blow some
more an laff like anything, an
he'd go home half cryin' an at
his gate turn around to yell a
taunt back at yer all.
Yer'd make spit balls in
school an shoot 'em at stiff an
starchy girls, an some Of them
would tell the teacher, an she'd
make yer stand in the corner III
she had a date that night, or
stay after school df she didn't,
an yer'd have to write .'I prom
Use to be good boy" 100 times
on the blackboard. An when yer
finally got away yer'd leave the
school calm her names under yer
breath, an prance an jump like
anything when yer got onto the
sidewalk, 1t seemed so good to be
out.
REMEMBER?
TTL SAY YER DO
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-15

The man who can reoite the Ten
Commandments perfectly can sins
the words to 'The star-spansled
Banner"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-15
JUST IN FUN


~ HERE are more shakeuRs
in the prohibition burean
than there ever were IN =
cocktail shaker.
Ashmen report pickings these
mornings are very pale.
The wedding ceremony WIN
soon be changed to DO. ys4
promise to love. honor and shoot
your husband?'
nature Talks: There were no
clothes trees IN the Garden
Eden.
what's sauce for the goose II
often sauce for the tableclothy g Z
king Tut win not be found q
inner tomb. says French archs
oIogist. Perhaps the Egyptian dis
gerologists pulled a bone.
Lem. the Hon tanner, says mrs
wife taught him everything he
knows.
The man who can reoite the Ten
Commandments perfectly can sins
the words to ."The Star.Spansled
Banner"
A high silk stocking is more
interesting than a high silk hat,
students Half Clothed Turn Red
in Russia, announces headline
We don't see why they don't
turn hi,,e.
Famous Scraps Of Paper-Ths
lost hat check. ss4ss
A well-behaved oyster gets IN Z
stew.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-15

Lem, the Hon tanner, says ne
wife taught him everything n
knows.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-15
Hard to Prove.

Nancy-Yes, l am only twenty
years old.
Clancy-I don't believe it: I'm
going to ask your mother.
Nancy-Oh. no, you can't prove
It that way. She died in 1894.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-15

Give me grape juice and a lit.
lie piece of yeast cake"
SORRY, sir. but we have nothing
but shortcake. Record,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-15

What's sauce for the goose y
often sauce for the tabIecIothy
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-15

A well-behaved oyster gets IN
stew, -.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-15
Remember
the Time
BY Jack Casey.

~ VERY piano always had a
metronome on top of It
- an how puzzled yer was
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-15

king Tut win not be found q
inner tomb, says French arciss
ologist. Perhaps the Egyptian dis
gerologists pulled a bone.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-15

Nature Talks: There were no
clothes trees In the Garden
Eden.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-15

students Half Clothed Turn Red
in Russia announces headline
We don't see why they don't
turn blue.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-15

A high silk stocking is more
interesting than a high silk hat,g
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-15

Famous Scraps Of Paper-hs
lost hat check. $50
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-27
WILL BE FAIR SUNDAY
Moderate High in West Will Bring
Slightly Lower Temperatures.

Sunday will be cooler and generally
fair, according TO the weather forecast
of J. H. Jarboe, observer. Saturday
night will be partly cloudy TO cloudy,
Minimum temperatures for Sunday will
be from As 10 "a. Light TO moderate
westerly to northerly winds will blow,
The low pressure area which hung
over the Panhandle Friday morning
had moved eastward by Saturday morn.
ing. A moderate "high" which en-
tered the United States over the Cali
fornia coast was pushing in Saturday
and will bring clearer weather with 4
slight drop in temperature.
Although most of Texas was cloudy
Saturday there was practically no rain
in the state. The weather map shows
Southern Texas to have the highest
temperatures in the United States Sat
urday morning. The high" in the
west caused the thermometer in Utah
to drop to six degrees above zero SAT-.
urday morning and this was the cold
est temperature in the country at the
observation hOur.