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warmer than June, hot maybe, down
around Yumaresque. | think it will
rain in July-back in Iowa or Indi-
ana maybe. Some of the tenderfeet
who have only been here a few years
are talking about us having a rain
some time after the 4th of July. We
will-but it will be some time after
with the accent on all three syllables
and both feet on the gas. / have only
been here 81 years and ! would hate to
say what might happen in July.
"The Laughing Gas station at Sa-
lone can honestly boast of being the
only genuine No. /, Main street. in
captivity. Located on the only street
in town, it just naturally has to be
on Main street-and inaslittle as it is
the 1st place you come to, no matter
whether you are going or coming, that
makes it No. 1, Main street, Salome,
Arizona-'where she danced"
"I've got to say something to fill
out the rest Of this page, so don't pay
any attention to it-but if you will
read between the lines you will know
what think about some people don't
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their radiators boil We want you
folks to feel, as down through here
you jaunt, that while we're here fol-
business, your money isn't all we want.
We like to have you drop in and
listen to (y)our lies; We'll bet that
you can't beat us-if you do you win
the prize. Don't forget we're selling
postals of Say-low-me and Our Frog
Seven, years old and can't swim yet,
but once he whipped dog. Try our
ice cream, Coffee, Milk or one of Sher-
ty's ham sand which is and eat it
while you're gassing, or stick it in
your britches.
"The perspiration runs in rivers
down my back and makes me dream of
California's ocean shore. | wish last
winter | had saved my jack so | could
go back there once more. And still we
wonder at crime. Bill, pass the beans.
"Weather forecast for June-June,
1923, will probably be warm in some
parts of Arizona, especially around
Yuma, Parker, Phoenix and Tucson
but they will all deny it. There will
be no storms, excepting in families
going to the coast / predict a new
moon about the 14th and if indications
are any good the moon will be full
as a goat about sundown on the 28th,
even if this is dry country.
HJuly, 1928, will undoubtedly be
The Coconino sun., 1923-06-29

Doc Miller, Williams dental disturb
er, says the meanest trick he ever saw
played was on young man who was
trying to learn by experiments how
to fix watches. He'd taken a watch
to pieces and before he started to put
it together again someone had slipped
an extra wheel in among the parts.
After the' young man had tried for
three weeks to get the parts all back
in he threw them all away.
Dick Wick Hall, editor of the Sa-
lome Sun, which is so hot because
that's the way the temperature is
down in Salome, especially after Dick
Wick gets through one of his period
ical lambastings of the county high
way commissioners, says:
"Out here in Arizona, where the
centipedes warm their sunburned bel
lies in the sand, all the clothes man
really needs is shoes, shirt, hat and
a belly-hand.
"We're here to make you happy as
you ride along and drive in cussing
at the bumps and chuck holes on the
road; we like to see you smile and fill
your hearts with song-and doi ievery-
thing we can to tighten up YOUR load.
We earn our bread and butter by hard
and honest toll, selling to the tour
lists Red Crown gas and oil and Civ
ing them some ice and water when
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want to honor by mentioning their
1st names or stand a chance of busting
the mimeograph printing it. If some
one comes around and whips me for
this, that will be news and | can print
it them
The Coconino sun., 1923-06-29

A. Belmont says the most frugal
man he ever knew replied to someone
who was condoling with him over the
death of his wife, that it wasn't as
bad as it might have been. The cow
was in good health anyhow
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Come to The Sun office for first
class job printing.
The Coconino sun., 1923-06-29

Here's to Dad" says old j. K. Cor
rell in his "Wise and Otherwise" col
yum-yum-y yum in the Bremen, 1nd.)
Enquirer And then the ol' cuss rhap-
sodizes further, thisaway:
"We happened in home the other
night and over the parlor door saw
the legend worked in letters of red,
What is home without a mother?'
Across the room was another brief,
God bless our home
"Now what's the matter with God
bless our dad p He gets up early,
lights the fire, boils an egg, grabs his
dinner pail and wipes off the dew
at dawn with his boots while many a
mother is sleeping. He makes the
weekly hand-out for the butcher, the
grocer, the milkman and baker, and
his little pile is badly worn before he
has been home an hour. He stands
off the bailiff and keeps the rent paid
'If there is a noise during the night
dad is kicked in the back and made to
go downstairs to find the burglar and
kill him. Mother darns the socks, but
father bought the socks in the first
place and the needles and yarn after
ward. Mother does up the fruit; well,
dad bought it all, and pears and sugar
cost like mischief.
dad buys chickens for the Sunday
dinner, caryes these himself and
draws the neck and the ruins after
everyone else is served. What is home
without mother?' Yes, that is all
right, but what is home without a
father? Ten chances to one it is a
hoardinp hnuSp father is under a slab
and the landlady is widow. Dad,
here's to you. You've got your faults
you may have lots of 'em--but you
are all right and we viii miss you
when you're gone"
The Coconino sun., 1923-06-29
CHEERFUL CHIRPS
(By DELI


intervals idea
along and is grabbed off,
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Avoid Motor Oils

containing paraffin, asphalt or any other
non-lubricating substance Aristo Oil il
refined by the most advanced processes,
designed to remove everything IN the
crude which has no iubricating value
The Coconino sun., 1923-06-29

Dear C. C.-What sort of aplant is
a Virginia creeper Jim Giddings.
1t amt a plant, Jim, it's railroad.
Evening journal., 1923-01-02
.DIVORCEE WEEDS
HER COUNSEL
tcontlnusa from First Pags.l

(continrsa from First Pase)
motor car stopped at the home Of c
william Parker, license clerk al
Towson. They wanted a marriage
license. Parker explained e was q
holiday and the court house was
locked up.
The man then introduced himself
as Joshua Clayton, OF Elkton. saying
he was very anxious to be married
Parker unlocked the court house and
entered the names Of Joshua Clayton
and Mrs. Bessie Arnold in the license
register. They thanked Parker,
then hurried TO the home OF the Rev.
Mr.. CLARK, where the ceremony was
performed.
Mr.. and Mira. clayton sped away
in their machine on a honeymoon
trip. Friends in Elkton were not
informed OF the wedding. Friend
ship between Clayton and Mrs. Ar
mold, It is said, began when Clayton
acted as her counsel in the divorce
proceedings. The couple. Il Is re-
ported. left Elkton on Saturday IN
an automobile.
Mr.. Clayton. It is reported. gave
his age as so and the bride as As
years.
Evening journal., 1923-01-02
new YEAR Shot
SNUFFSOUTLIFE

(contiDued From First Pags)
Court this morning on a charge OF
mansTsughter and the case was con-
tinued until next Tuesday, At the
request OF J, flank Ball.
Following the continuance OF the
case Henry r. IsaacS requested that
his name be entered on the Court
records as attorney for Przybyla, as
counsel by he elder Przyhyla and
his son John. The request was
granted by the court and the names
Of both attorneys were entered.
Afr. Ball explained that he had
been engaged 20 act by John p.
Emery. Mr. tsaaes, who was en-
ployed by the defendant, came 20 the
police station with him yesterday
and spent more than an hour with
the prisoner and his son famillariz-
Ing himself with the case,
Mrs. Kowalsky, who collapsed
when her husband was shot, Is saii
to be IN a serious condition at her
home.
The body was taken In charge by
Deputy Coroner Elliott.
Przybyla was released on 5000
bail this morning for a nearing next
Tuesday morning In the Municipal
Court.
Evening journal., 1923-01-02
TRACK STARS MAY
COMPETE IN SWEDEN

NEW YORK. Jan. 2.-CUnited
Prsss) Track and field stars Of
this country are looking forward
with keen interest TO the possibil-
ity Of q trip TO Sweden during the
coming season. Il is something 20
stir even the Imagination Of the
hardened veteran into weird trains
OF thought and for the debutants
Of the oinders It should constitute
a real ambition.
Although the A. A. q, has re-
oeived an of1cial invitation to send
a team across some time in the early
summer TO compete in the Swedish
international games. starting the
first Of July at Gothenburg, no ae-
ton has been taken az yet even
Though the decision Is almost sure
to be favorable. The invitation in
cluded a selection OF twelve track
and aeldmen and three swimmers
but Il was limited unoficiaily at the
A. A. u. ONCE that, because a team
was sent. Il would probably be COM
plete enough TO adequately repre-
sent the United States.
Evening journal., 1923-01-02
MARKET Strong
AS YEAR STARTS
Stocks Go Forward on News
of Early Rehabilitation
of Europe

NEW YORK. Jan. 2 Omitted
Prsss)--A vigorous continuance in
the forward movement present at
the close OF 1899 marked the start
OF the New Year on the street.
With the reassembllng OF the Al
lied premiers at Paris. condolences
was expressed IN influential circles
that important developments were
IN sight with regard TO the rehabl-
litauon OF European Industry.
Sterling reflected this view by ad-
vaneing Z cent while stocks were
uniformly strong.
New highs on the movement were
achieved by Baldwin. studebaker.
COsden, Sinclair, Kelly-Springfeld.
Producers and Refners and Cont
mental Can.
Bullish enthusiasms continued in
the general list In the first thirty
minutes. Rails participated in tho
upswing, but the principal demon-
STATIONS we're staged In industrials
under the lead OF oils. Cosden
reached a new high on the move at
54&, rejecting the retirement OF the
remaining outstanding funded debt
on January 1 leaving only some ST.
600, 900 preferred ahead Of common
stock which now amounts 20 practl-
cally 100000 shares.
There will be a food OF new hnan-
cial offerings this month. The year
starts with the offering Of 100000
600 Armour and Company OF Della
ware seven per cent. guaranteed pre-
ferred stock at 90.
Opening prices included: Ameri-
can Can "a. up q; Utah $50, up u;
Sinclair IS; Baldwin 1914, up IL;
Bethlehem b., 62%, up u; stude-
baker 1i9, up q U. 8. Rubber SEX,
OF 4; U. S, steel 1914. up =; Pan
American b., 9Oh. on y; California
Petroleum ssik, of u Great North
ern preferred 1874, up Il Southern
Railway ASA.
Evening journal., 1923-01-02
WILLER KELLER
HAS STRUCK OUT

NEW YORK. Jan. Omitted
Press) YVES" Willie Keeler, one
Of the famous pioneers OF baseball
and the greatest bunter Of all time
died here yesterday from heart dis
ease at the age of 81.
Hit 'em where they amt" was
the slogan Of wee" Willie and with
this battle cry he built up a record
as q batsman which will long re-
main deeply craven in the tablets
OF baseball history.
For fourteen years in the big
league he never let his batting aver
age slip below the SEQ mark and
when he retired from the game. he
had the envlable average OF .so5 for
nineteen years.
Evening journal., 1923-01-02
BRITISH RUSH
MORE GUNS To
DARDANELLES
CONTINUED From First Pars.n

Continued From First Paee.)
Lausanne conference. may already
have begun, according TO reports
reaching London today.
No official word OF actual hos
tilities has been received, but var
ious dispatches reported a revolt in
the Mosul vilayet where Kurds and
Turkish tribes were said to have
burned British airplane hangers.
Mosul is the second most important
British air base in Mesopetamia. The
Daily Mail today said such an up-
rising against the British was re-
ported from Angora, the Turkish
nationalist capital.
Officials suggested the reports
might be nationalist propaganda, but
admitted Mosul was 40 miles from
the nearest rail head and that on
cially confirmation might be slow in
arriving.
British nationals and Maltese who
have been living in Constantinople
are hastily evaouating the. former
Turkish capital. Nearly 1000 de-
parted for Malta on New Years Day
and all others have been ordered out
as a precautionary measure.
Other reports from Angora de-
clared the Kemalists were agitated
over the situation at Lausanne and
had adopted a more aggressive atti-
tude than ever. The Angora assem-
bly, was 10 hear a report from Ismet
Pasha today which was not expect
ed 10 ease the bitter tension.
Britain strengthened her Mediter-
ranesn fleet over the weekend.
Evening journal., 1923-01-02
DEL


HBNDER -oN-In this city, on Janu-
AIRY i, 1928, Isabella, wife Of James
Henderson. aged 70 years. Relatives
and friends are invited 20 attend
the funeral sery ices, at her late resi-
dence, 1902 West street, on Thurs
dav afternoon, January I, 1898 az
1870 o'clock. Interment at River
view cemetery.
| BupZ-ln this city, on January 2 1923,
Bmma e. Butz. Relatives and
friends are Invited 10 attend the
funeral services. at the residence Of
her brother-in-la J. P. MvGowan,
501 Concord avenue, on Thursday
Afternoon. at 2s0 o'clock. Inter
ment az Wilmington and Brandy
KowALsKI-In this city. on Januarv
J. 1898, Joseph, husband Of Anlela
Kowalski, aged 81 years. Relatives.
friends, members OF Delaware P0-
lish Beneficial Asssoeistion, Local
Plant DUPONT Co., are invited 10 at
tend the funeral services, at his
late residence, 10 Stroud street. on
Thursday morning, at sac O'clock.
Wigs r. c. Church, at O'clock
Interment a! New Cathedral GENE
sPRuANcE-At odessa. Del. Mary
anee, In her s4th year; Relatives
and friends are invited TO attend
the funeral services, az the resi-
dence OF Alex p. cOrbit, odessa,
Del, on Thursday morning, Janu-
airy 4. at 1890 o'clock. Interment
at Smyrna cemetery.
BRETT-Near Longwood, Chester
county, Pa, on d eember 81, 1929.
Harry Brett. REX lives and friends
are invited 20 attend the funeral
from li0 West Seventh street, on
Thursday morning, at o'clock.
Requiem mass at the Cathedral.
IntermeRt at Cathedral cemetery.
r. Twelfth street. VIII
mington. Del, on December 81. 1922,
Johanna Myers, aged 81 years.
High mass IN St Patrick's Church.
at 9 O'Clock Wednesday morning.
Interment at 81. Agnes cemetery.
December a., 1922. Mary,
wife OF Winfield S. Talley, aged Is
years. Relatives and friends are IN
vited to attend the funeral services,
at her late residence. Talleyville,
Brandywlne Hundred. on Thurs
day afternoon, January g. at 2
o'clock. lnterment at Bethel ceme-
terry.
this city. on December a..
1922, Edward l., husband OF Naomie
NJ. Maxwell and son Of the late
William and Mary Hanna. Relatives,
friends, members Of Wenona Coun-
tasophs or S. ". NJ. Knights Q.
Pythias; Orangemen Association,
and Delaware state Funeral Dlrec.
tors Association, are invited 70 at
tend the funeral services, at his lats
residence. al North Clayton street,
on "Wednesday afternoon, January
s, 1898. at 3 o'clock. Interment ct
Riverview cemetery.
this city, on December 80.
1922, Mary Anna, wife OF the late
Martin S. Kenton and sister Of VII
liam II Todd, OF Brooklyn, ". y.
aged IS years. Relatives and friends
are invited to attend the funeral
services, at her late residence, SIS
Shallcross avenue, on Wednesday
afternoon, January 3. at / O'Clock.
Interment at Lombardy cemetery.
this city. on December
80. 1922, Amanda W, vito Of George
W. Russell. aged 70 years Reia-
tlves and friends are invited 20 at
tend the funeral services. al her
late residence, 612 y. Adams street,
on Wednesday afternoon, January
8. at o'clock. Interment private.
Evening journal., 1923-01-02

The knights OF Columbus con
tinued IN the running for the first
half houors in the City League by
taking Seventh Ward into camp In
the game which marked the reopen
ing OF activities in the circuit last
night in st. Joseph Hall. rs to 70
The Chicks gave the Knights much
closer competition than some sx-
pected but better team work ana
keener shooting never left the win
ner in doubt.
The game should prove of sd-
vantage TO the Csssys in their clash
81 the season with the Mt. Vernon
leaders at the Auditorium tonight.
One OF the largest crowds TO ever
witness a basketball tilt in VIII
mington is expected 20 see the
game At present the Knights are
4 half game behind the creek boys
and a victory would put them a half
game ahead. A win for Mt. Vernon
would practically sew up the FIRST
half honors for them.
In the game last night Lowell
was the leading scorer with six
field goals and one foul for a total
NJ 10 points. Buck McGill hit the
net for four field goals while Nc
Gonigle led the losers with three.
Score:
Evening journal., 1923-01-02
new MEN TAKE
COUNTY OFFICES

CONTINUED From First PaEe)
Pipes. Albert Richards. Samuel
Weaver. Harry F. Nswiin, Raymond
Foster and Anthony J. Kowslswski
olerks; and Miss Mary NJ. Culver
stenographsr.
Register OF Wills Brown was sur
prised on arriving at his once 10
find q large bouquet Of roses on his
desk. The flowers bore a card
From Friends"
Recorder stetser sueeseds Oar
lington Finn IN that ONCE; Sheriff
Walls succeeds Joseph II. Gould:
Coroner Taylor succeeds Isaac W.
Bullock. and Register OF wills
Brown entered upon his third term.
Coroner Taylor this morning took
charge OF the of.ce IN the Public
Building. He has appointed as his
deputy, George p. Elliott. The new
morgue will be located at the und sr-
taking establishment Of the George
p. Elliott Company. S05 West
Fourth street, which was recently
erected.
Coroner Bullock, who nnlshad two
terms Of two years each. during
that period held $50 inquests and
made $40 Investigations.
The causes OF deaths on which n
quests were held follows: Automo-
Bile accidents, IT; drownings. 81:
railroad accidents, as; deaths from
burns. 81; ssphyxiatlon, 81; MUIR
ders. 2s suicides, rs; alcoholic pol
Eonlng, II; gunshot, 10i eiectrocuted.
81 killed by trolley cars, &; scalded.
8; fell from ladder, 8; fell down
stairs. 3; fell from trees, 3; fell from
windows, 2; caught by falling tank.
}; struck by pane OF falling window
glass, J.; fell from wagon, /: drink
ing cedar oil. /; shipysFd accidents,
I.
Mrs. Denny Goldshorough, wife of
Patrolman Goldsborough, and a
daughter Of Coroner Taylor, will act
as his clerk
The hrst case handed the new
Coroner was that Of Joseph Kowal-
sky WI died last night as a result
OF being accidentally shot New
fear's morning. The second case
was that OF Major Blockson. colored.
aged s. years. a farm hand OF near
PerterA who died yesterday as the
result Of injuries recently sustain
ed by a fall.
Coroner Taylor has fixed no time
for either Inquest, but they will
probably be held some time this
week.
sheriff John Walls arrived at his
ONCE at 10 o'clock and he was
greeted by his deputies. Frank
Gradwohl. inside deputy. ana J.
Edward McNabb. outside dem
uty The other deputies have 10
be approved by the Levy Court.
Sheriff Walls will name for these
positions Harry Smith and Harry
Taylor. OF this city and Bayard
A Vandegrift. Of Mt. Pleasant.
Evening journal., 1923-01-02
Sport TablOids

HANOVER, N. H.-7Jesse Hawiey.
former Dartmouth halfback, coach
at Iowa and advisory coach at
Princeton, has been appointed head
coach OF the Dartmouth football
squad for 1923. Jackson cannell,
Jack Ryan and John MacAuliffe are
his assistants.
PHILADELPHIA. - The Penn
sylvanba basketball team defeated
the MeGill University five. cham
pions of Canada, 80 to 22. in a tight
battle in which the visitors forced
the Red and Blue team throughout
three-quarters OF the. game.
Evening journal., 1923-01-02

won by Mrs. Sallie Drummond, sis
klrkwood.
Smoked ham--For second best dress
ed lady. Harry HlrHhout. won by Mrs.
Dora Hayett.
Reed rocking chair-For best dressed
lady Miller Brothers, won BY Mrs. S.
butcher.
Five yards dress gingham-For best
plainest dressed girl New York Rem
nants Store. won by Nellie Hirdsley.
$3.50 In merchandise-For best Char
he Chaplin, Sunday star, won by W.
Hagzard.
Five donars-For best dressed girl.
10 10 10 years Of ags Ferris Giles, won
by Elsie Modes.
$3.50 In merchandise-For tallest lady
IN line. Sunday Star, won by Mary
Winnugh.
Evening journal., 1923-01-02
ROGERS TO MEET SNYDER

Acknowledgment has been made
that Roach Rogers. OF Wilmington.
has been matched to meet Lem
Snyder, OF Bayonne, n. j., on Men
day, January IS. at the Arena in
Philadelphia Several leading pugi-
lists are on the same bill, includ-
ing Mickey Walker, worlds welter
champ.
Evening journal., 1923-01-02
johnson WARNS PoWLUs.

KID johnson, OF WlImlnBton,
earned the popular decision over
Jack Powlus. OF Philadelphia. in an
eight-round bout at Reading. Pa.
yesterday. Johnston showed plenty
OF gameness with his more expert
enced foe.
Evening journal., 1923-01-02
MITCHELL, TURNER
GET THE TURKEYS

II. Mitchell and Ike Turner won
the turkeys al the poultry shoot Of
the P, B. q ". Gun Club yesterday.
Mitchell cracked as out OF so and
Turner 81 out Of 30. Chickens we're
awarded TO II. Mitchell, w. A.
Walker. J. Robinson, Ike Turner, c.
Snyder, d. Hustler and Jim Stein.
Another shoot viii be staged by the
club on Saturday. Scores;
Evening journal., 1923-01-02

Vessels must travel 1000 miles fol
their catch OF hallhut that were
formerly caught at a distance OF 200
miles in the North Pacific.
The English language contains APP
proximately 5000 words.
Evening journal., 1923-01-02

Horse cars we're first designed by
Benjamin OutFam in the beginning
OF the nineteenth century. and out
ram roads" was soon abbreviated
into tram roads or "tramways."
Evening journal., 1923-01-02
NEW YORK COTTON.

NEW YORK. Jan. 2 Omitted
Press. Cotton opened firm today,
January was up /, at ASS; March
$3.50, up as; May aces. up as July
2e.54, up Ie.
Evening journal., 1923-01-02

Practically all food products and
textiles imported from America. as
we'll as from the mainland Of Asia,
are distributed throughout the Phil
ippines by Chinese wholesale houses.
Evening journal., 1923-01-02
Practice Scores
-----..-------------.-----.----a-.a------
BRAIN TESTS.
By Sam IsoYd.

Five Minutes to Answer This.
Can you find a French city
or town in each of the follow
ing sentences:
There is a Southern Negro
here who calls me Marse
Daniel.
On the Company street, ours
is the end tent.
An ex-naval ensign says this
life is more entertaining than
sea service.
To manage our expedition is
a big able mans task.
Answer TO Yesterdays.
GROW plus HEEL minus
WHEEL plus COD plus BEE
plus FILE minus BEEF leaves
CROCODILE.
Evening journal., 1923-01-02
FoRFIGN EXCHANGE.

NEW YORK, Jan. 2 Omitted
Press. Foreign exchange opened
firm today. Sterling opened a.
sass VI francs, .074a; lire, .051s;
marks, .0i40 cents.
Evening journal., 1923-01-02
CALL RANK STATEMENT.

/ WASHINGTON, Jan. Omitted
Press)-rhe comptroller OF currency
today issued call for the condition
Of all national banks OF December
20.
Evening journal., 1923-01-02
Sines and WEIGH
FLORISTS

afa WEST EIGHTH STREET
Cut Flowers and Funeral Designs
a Speciality.
d. & A. 5s72.
Evening journal., 1923-01-02

Defiance Academy increased its
lead in the Reserve City League By
trouncing ST. Ann in the prelim-
mary, ~ 10 10. Johnny Fflliben
ran IN seven field goals. Score:
Evening journal., 1923-01-02
LOCAL SECURITIES

Jan. n 1870
Laird and Company, DUPONT Build
ina, furnish the following quotations
OF LEGAL securities.
Evening journal., 1923-01-02
CASEYS AGAIN
STEP ON GAS
Distance Seventh Warders
IS to Is in City League
Cage Play
SOME SPEED AT
AUDITORIUM TONIGHT
CITY BAsEBAIh LEAGUE.

Last Nights Result
K. OF C.. 2; Seventh Ward. IS.
Tonight's Game
X. OF c. VS. Mt. Vernon, Auditorium,
Evening journal., 1923-01-02
Gard OF Chanks

wish to thank my neghoors and
T. o. r. NJ, and Crusaders Castle. X.
q. e. for their sympathy and floral Of
ferings, az the death Of my husband
Mrs. Frank Beale.e