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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-08-18
7'Y PHOON
IN CHINA
WATERS
Shipping Piled on Shore at
Hongkong-Heroic
Rescues Made.

SHANGHAI, Aug. 1s.-Terrific
damage was done at Hong Kong
by a typhoon, which ragged for
many hours, said a dispatch from
that port today. The British naval
station was reported damaged.
Submarine Lost.
The japanese crew OF the Ginyo
Mars aided in saving the lives Of
the crew Of . British submarine
that W wrecked.
Gallant attempts were made to
save the icreg set the steamer
IA later dispatch said that ~ the
members Of the British submarine
were saved. .&..s ~ 49,. sss 4
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-08-18
WHITE HOUSE CALLERS

The Presidents engagements
for today:
1000 a. m.-Comdr. James A.
Mcfarland.
1915 a. m.-F. N. Shepherd.
40 a. m.-Luther G. Stew.
ard,
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-19

que depende de el habite en- la misma.
Ordenose la impression del Memo
rial de la Comision de Hogares Segu-
ros, que comprende todas las leyes de
Hogares Seguros que han sido deere
tadas hasta la fecha por la Asamblea
Legislative de Puerto Rico; todos los
informes .anuales que la Comision de
Hogares Seguros ha rendido al Co
bernador de Puerto Rico desde su
creaci6n hasta el presente y varias es-
tadisticas de agricultural, tomadas del
1ltimo Censo de los Estados Unidos,
hecho en- Puerto Rico, completandose
con profusion de fotograbados de vi
viendas urbanas y rurales, asi como
de pianos de situacion topografia
del Barrio Obrero de San Juan y de
as granias agricolas de la Isla.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-19

dera para vivienda, recientemente
construidas en- el Barrio Obrero, ha-
biendose otorgado los contratos de
POLKA los Sres. Sobrinos de Izquier-
do, Korber G. Co. y P. Gambia & Co.,
agcntes generates de la Omitted Sta
tes Fire Insurance Co.." Insurance
Company of North America" y "The
Palatipe Insurance Co.." respectiva-
! mente, por ser las companias asegu-
! radoras cue sometieron las mejores
! proposieiones.
! Acord6Se aprobar Ell inforine pre-
sentado lpor el ST.. Sub -Ins5 5ector de
Agricultural Y Encargado de las gran
! jas agricolas de Vega Baja, en- el que
sc explica detallada y minuciosamen-
tie los diversos cambios que han de
efectuarse en- el arrendamienfo de va
rias parcelas ocupadas, con derecho a
propiedad, en- el barrio 'Pugnado
, Afuera", de la jurisdiction municipal
de Vega-Baja, al objeto de poder ena-
genar seis predios de terreno que mi
den mas de doce cuerdas, para insta-
lar en- ellos la Granja de Demostra-
ci6n Agricola, que el Departamqhto
de Agricultural y Trabajo, estA comen-
zando a establecer en- Vega-Baja.
Concedi6se authorization al Rev. Sr.
don Manuel Anddjar, Superintendent
de la Iglesia Metodista Episcopal de
Puerto Rico, para efectuar gratuita-
mente una acometida al alcantarillado
del Barrio Obrero, por la Gale IL de
la barriada, donde Sc esta construyen-
do un salon para escuela, contiguo a
la Iglesia Metodista que eXiste en- ell
Barrio Obrero, haciendose constar, sin
embargo, que tai concession es gratuita
siempre que ell local en- que Sc utiliza
la acometida sea destinado unica y
eXlusivamente para escuela.
La petici6n de Flor Arroyo Castillo,
residente de Puerta de TERRA, solici-
tando lie sea asignada una propiedad
en- la barriada obrera, por haber sido
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-19

La Comision de Hogares Seguros
reuniose en- Ia ofcina del Comisionado
del Interior con asistencia de los Sres.
Esteves, Vargas, Alfonso, Ferrer Otero
y Chardon, no habiendo podido concu-
rrir, pF causa ju-tificada, los Sres.
Bonner y Ortiz, Tesorero de Puerto
Rico Y Comisionado de Sanidad, res
pectivamente.
Aprob0se el dictamen que la Sub
Conlision de Hogares Seguros rinde a
la Comisi6n en- pleno, COMO resultado
de Ia audiencia celebrada por dieho
ORGANISING el pasado martes, para oir
a los solicitantes de varias prop;e-
dades de la barriada obrera. En- el
dictamen de referencia recomiendase
la aprobacion de varias solicitudes Y
traspasos de solares y casas en- ell
Barrio Obrero y deniGganse otras pc
ticiones formuladas en- identico senti-
do, por no reunir los peticiorarios los
requisites que exige la Ley de Ho-
gares Seguros.
Acordoee dar instrucciones al Sr.
Administrator del Barrio Obrero de
San Juan para que en- 10 sucesivo ad-
vierta los arrendatarios de propie-
dades, que intenten solicitar la cesi0n
traspaso de los inmuebles que ocu-
pan, que la Comisi6n de Hogares Sc
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-19
ImpOrtante session de Ia Conf
Sion de Hogares Seguros

guros ha fijado va I'm Unite de ITEM
po razonable para conocer Y aLtori-
zar esos traspasos de propiciad. 5, al
! tcrmino del cual no sera POSI- e ia
concession dc mas tr&spa-os V les
arrendatarios morosos dc5eran, en-
tonces, liquidar .sus deudas de srren-
6amientoS atrasados por la via judi
ella.
Diose lectura un extenso y lumi-
noso informe que el Sr. Agrimcnsor
de la Comision de Hogares Sc :uros
somete dicho alto cucrpo sotre el
deslinde Y asignacion de varias pro-
piedades, pertenecientes a Ell F le5lo
de Puerto Rico, radicadas en 10; ba-
rrios "Caguana" y "Santa Rosa de
la jurisdiction municipal de vi lado,
acordandose autorizar el cambip del
contrato de arrendamiento. con dere-
cho a propiedad de la parcela colici-
tada, solamente en- aoueilos cases en-
que ell arrendatario demuestre haber
liquidado satisfactoriamente su canon
de arrendamiento anterior ser, ade-
mas, representante dc una famil.a le-
gitima que constituye su hogar en- el
predio adquirido con derecho a pro-
piedad.
Aprobose la adjudication del segu-
70 contra incendio de 80 casas de ma
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-19

4
destrqida su casa con motive de las
.obras del dragado del puerto de San
Juan, fue trasladada para investiga-
cion y recommendation de la Sub-Co-
mission de Hogares Seguros, ante
Guien debera comparecer ell peticiona-
rio para exponer las razones que lie
/ a-isten en-la adquisicion de la propie-
dad que solicita.
Fueron aprobados varios contratos
de arrendamiento de fncas rdsticas,
con derecho propiedad, en- diversos
puntos de la Isla, haciendose presen-
te que tales contratos deberan regir
desde el primero de enero de 1924, es
decir, despues de haber terminado el
semestre correspondence al ultimo
pago del canon de arrendamiento que
ha satisfecho ell beneficiario de la pro-
piedad.
La Colnision de Hogares Seguros
desea hacer constar pGblicamente pa
IA previo conocirniento de los intere-
sados que, de acuerdo con las dispo-
siciones de la Ley, todo solicitante a
quien Sc lie asignare una pequena
granja, dentro de Jos doce meses sub
siguientes a la fecha de la asignaci6n.
debera poseer una casa situada en- di-
cha pequefia granja, libre de gravame-
mes, tasada en- no menos de cien do
lares, que Sc ajuste los requisites
que prescriba ell Comisionado del In
terror, de acuerdo con la Comisi6n de
Hogares Seguros.
Al mismo tempo, Sc desea advertir
a todos los arrendatarios de fincas
rGsticas, asignadas de acuerdo con las
i disposiciones de la Ley de Hogares
Scguros, que toda persona quien Sc
lie asignare una pequela granja debe-
ra vivir personalmente dentro de di-
cha granja por un periodic de cinco
amos desde la fecha de la asignaci6n,
Y Sc considerara que el arrendatario
vive en- Ia granja cuando la familia
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-19
SECCION DE HOTELES
PALACE

Plan EurOpeO. Capecidad para 25O
pasajerOs.
Ell hotel ideal para hOmbres de me-
gOciOs turistas de experiences.
Habitaci6n con baiiO para 1 perGO.
ma, desde $1.50.
Habitaci6n con bahO para 2 persO-
mas, desde $500.
Restaurant Table d'HOte: Almuer-
20 $1.25, COmida $1.50 y a Ia Carta.
PreciOs m0dicOs.
CuandO visite San Juan h&ga del
PALACE su residencia.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-19
CARIBE

Situadp en- ell coraz6n de la ciudad.
Amplias habitaciOnes con banjo priva-
do y servicio sanitariO. Ascensor, tim
bres, telefOnOs y banos, tOdo 10 que
requiere ell mas mOdernO comfort.
Salon Restaurant, ell mas frescO v
espaciOsO de San. Juan, y en- dOnde me-
jOr Sc come. PreciOs mcderadOs.
TelefOnOs Nos. 484 y 1909. Box 306.
Gale de San Francisco hoy Saliva
dor Brau 81. Entrada pOr ell pasaje
MatienzO.
Sucursal en- Caguas: HOTEL FLO.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-19
JJn8iiento
J CdduHn
= para las
ErupciorleS

Es sorprendente ei yer con que prom
titud el Ungiento Cadum quita y d
catriza las erupciones de Ia piel No
importa cuales sean los remedies que
haya usado sin obtener bene6cio, no
tiene porque desanimarse, pues A
Unglento Cadum es distinto todoo
los demas remedies. Hace cesar Ia
picazon instantaneamente y empieza 4
cicatrizar con la primera aplicacion.
Las enfermedades mas obStinadaS d.
Ia piel, como los granos, dlceras.
erupciones, lastimaduras, eczema, ur@
ticaria, cortaduras, quemaduras, all
morranas de picazon, ETC., Sc alfviaM
prontamente con el Ungiento CaduuA
&
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-19
HOTEL MALLORCA
GALE DE TETUAN No. 8.

Este Hotel es uno de los mas fres-
cos y ell mejOr situadO de la ciudad.
HabitaciOnes c6modas y bien venti-
ladas con su servicio complete y exec
lentes cOmidas.
Sc admiten abOnadOs a preciOs de
situaci6n.
TelefOnO No. 1874. Tetuan No. 8.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-19
CENTRAL

EdificiO cOnstruidO expresamente
para Hotel. MOdernamente equipadO
con AscensOr, HabitaciOnes con Ba-
no, TelefOno, Timbres, Barberia y
cuantO requiere el ModernO Comfort.
Plan EurOpeO
Desde $1.OO q $3.50.
Restaurant a Ia Carta.
American Plan
Desde $3.50 . $3.50
CubiertO p0r $1.0O.
San Jose No. IL, San Juan, P. r.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-19
Co. Lea El Imparcial.

COMPRo 300 metros de via portatil
de 80 pulgadas de ancho. Dirijanse
Jose II. Ramirez, Rio Grande, Tele-
fono :, Box 80. l2-2
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-19

Sc vENDE molino de piedras fran
cesas propio para sal y harina. Capa-
cidad veinte quintales diarios. TAM
bien motor gasolina tres caballos. Di-
rijase Apartado $40 Santurce. l1-22
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-19

Sc vENDE hermosa residencia. por
tener que ausentarse sus duenos. en- el
sitio mas ffesco y saludable de Puerto
Rico. Con solar de 2600 metros, todas
las comoddades modernas; radicada
en- Hato Rey, Stop 1914. Informaran
en- esta redaccion.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-19

iBUSCA listed LA MEJ0R AGEN
C1A FUNERARIA DE SAN JUAN7
Pues vease con don Ramon Fournier,
en- los altos del Edi6cio de LAS Mon.
JAS CriSSo % y medic. ALI obtendr&
Ell nlejor servicio funerario y precio
de situacion. Visitelo antes de orde.
mar el servicio que necesite, TelGfo
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-19
GRAF1CA EsPAAo1A

A B G. "El sol". la Estera". "Espa-
fia". "Nuevo Mundo", "Mundo Gr&6co". {.
"Blanco y Negro. La Moda Elegante
[lustrada".
81 interesan usted estas revistas
0 algunas otras y desea suscribirse o
comprar ndmeros sueltos. pida informes
al telefono No 900 LIBERIA NUE.
VA. Salvador Brau, bajos del DR.. Al
varez Valdes. San Juan. Puerto Rico.
Allen %, telefoD9 1O96.
NOTA:--Los RESIDENCES en L. Isla
pueden pedir informes o ndmeros sueL
tos por c. q. D. al p. o. Box V61. FE-
LIPE CAMPOS. Agente.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-19

SANCHO d ALAMO-Agentes do ne
gocios.-San Justo 3-5 al lado del Ban
CO Colonial.-elEfono 63S. P. o. Bos
1132.-lQuiere usted compra vendes
accioncs de bancoS y centrales. colocai
o tomar dinero en- garantia hipotecariA
vender o comprar alguna propiet1adi
Dirfiase Q noSotros
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-19

Sc ALQUILAN.-Varios apartamentos
con tres habitaciones y denaas comodi-
dades en- Edifcio Nuevo calle Infanta
Luisa No. 2, el sitio mas fresco de la
Marina, aqua permanente. Informaran
en- la Joyeria Bouret
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-19

Sc ALQUILAN separadamente las dos
plantas de la casa No 10 Ave. Pershing.
Stop 43, Santurce. Informaran Tele-
fono 2G0 asul' San Juan. l2-ll
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-19
DE cEsoLLA BERMu.

DA fresca garantizada en- calidad y
germinacion; tambien de Horticulture,
general surtido. Experiencia, 27 amos
consecutivos.--Venta: Miguel Cloqueil.
Arecibo. p. r. Box 2SA. ll+o
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-19

LxKxA GUAYAlEA.- -Horas Do sAlidS
De GuayAma para Ban JuAs aeO A. n
Dc San Juan para GuAynms 500 p. n
vsata d ticlEsts' Guyana: Hotsl Pa
ts. San luani TIA I4Aas". Gala d
Il csua
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-19

En- esta secci6n daremcs preiereneia
los alquileres do casas y habitaciones,
objetos perdidos, vsnta y compra dc
rropiedades y todo aquello de inter6s
general:
Por rs palabras, un dia.. 80. S 0B0
Durante 2 dlas. O.76
Una semana .............. 1.OO
Una quincena. :. ........... 200
Un mes .................... 500
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-19

LA SALUD HAY QUE ATENDERLA.
ST esta debilitado y su nutricion es de.
fectuosa, tome 10 antes que pueda Ell
vino "ARCODOL". Vera sus efectos
maravillosos.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-11-19
CONTIN Entail
IS TETUAN IS

Sitio centric0, cerca del ferr0carril,
de los muelles, del cOrreO. BancOs ,
Oficinas cablegrafcas.
HabitaciOnes c6mOdas y ventiladas
con vistas Ia bahia.
ServiciO mOdernO, esmeradO, , es-
pecial atenci6n para familias. Conf
das criOllas , espahOlas. PTeciOs de
actualidad.
ApartadO s25. Tel6fOnO s2S.
NV. BENITEz.
PEoplstario.
DAn Jsah Pusrts Rico
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-05-31
OUTDOOR LIFE is HEALTHY
HEALTHIEST CHILD IN THE
UNITED STATES LIVES AT
SHEPERD, TENNESSEE

Tennessee has the honor of being
the home of the healthiest child in the
United States. Judges at the First
National Boy and Girl Club Congress
held at Chicago recently, awarded the
decision of Americas healthiest girl
to Marguerite Martin of Sheperd.
She was selected from large num-
Der of contestants from all parts of
the country. Her score was SO BIO oul
of a possible 100. BY divisions her
score was as follows:
Oral and dental examination $40
out of a possible 6 $40.
Eye, ear, nose and throat IL $40 out
of possible IL $40.
Physical examination SO $40 out of
a possible SO $40.
Measurements II out of possible
II $40.
Psychological test out of possible
10.
Total score-se $40 out of possible
100.
A few centuries ago an old master
said: Beauty is not the possession of
classical features in SO much as it is
the perfect glow of health"
Tennessee might well be proud of
this fair daughter of the south who
possesses both classical features and
perfect glow of health.
Marguerite Martin is an ideal of
perfect health, is very charming and
pretty. She weighs 116 pounds, is 81
$40 inches tall, and has large brown
eyes. She is a great outdoors enthus
last and spends most of her time,
when she is not in school, with her
mother on a farm near Sheperd, where
she can romp over the hills, and, as
she says, enjoy her health"
While Marguerite believes that most
anyone can be healthy and happy if
they desire she admits thai it is 4
great temptation to forget and par
take of too many sweets She
claims that the possession of health
is worth the self-denial practicad.
Marguerite is ambitious, and after
finishing high school she is planning
to become physical culture director
and teach other girls to be healthy
and happy.
When asked for some simple sug
gestions or rules for other children
to follow, so that they too might be
as healthy and happy as she is, Mar
guerite said, Live outdoors as much
as possible, drink milk as a beverage
EAT wholesome food and not too
many sweets, and" she hesitated-
for the girls, they should wear bob
bed hair-it is sensible"
BY ROBERT FULLER.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-05-31
COMMENC CEMENT IS
INVESTMENT TIME


He who cannot USE that which he has ac-
quired from his text books has labored IN vain
for his grades We are measured by what we
can GIVE, not by what we can GET.
Education is wasted time and effort unless 1T
inspires us to test our strength rather than our
weakness, to dare the impossible rather than
complacently follow the line of least resistance.
The world has but little need Of the man who
can do almost anything" But, it has great
use for the man who can DO SOMETHING.
Education, once looked upon as luxury, is
now regarded necessity. Once it's influence
was ccatemplative, now it is contributive.
In lie dark ages people belonged to kings.
When the light of education spread, kings be-
longed to the people
Education emancipates It is the advance
guard of democracy. 1t demands that the rights
Of the many prevail above the rights of the few.
It is altruistic, not individualistc.
If you are truly educated you are friend OF
the masses That is educated patriotism.
Education is a movement outward, not IN
ward.
No day on the school calendar is so well named
as Commencement. 1t is the beginning of work,
not the end it is the binding to duty, not the
release from il.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-05-31
WHERE MISSOURI GOT ITS NAME
Rv Raymond w. Thorp

WHERE MISSOURI GOT ITS NAME
BY Raymond W. Thorp
In 1712 Missouri got its name from
the fact that tribe of Indians known
as "Missouris," inhabited the country
at the rivers mouth, the same probably
now embraced within the limits of
Saint Louis County.
Missouri does not and never did
properly mean Muddy Water y but
wooden Canoe" The name Missoaris
or Missouri was originally applied by
the Indians living West of the Missis-
sippi and along the shore of the Mis-
souri,. The term meant the people
who use wooden canoes.
The Lake Michigan indians used
birch bark canoes. as did Marquette
and Joliet in their descent of the Wis
consin to the Conception" while the
Indians on the muddy river used can
oes dug out of logs, because the birch
bark canoes were too frail for the
navigation of the turbulent stream.
The first reference to the Missouri
tribe of Indians made by European
was by Marquette in letter written
in 1870 to La MERCER, his Father Sup
erior, as Indians who use canoes OF
wood" On Marquettes map appear the
name and location of the "Ou Mes
SQUIRE From Adventure Magazine
for June
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-05-31

Once more our schools and colleges come to
commencement time School is an outfit shop.
It is where we get the tools with which to do our
part of the worlds work.
Graduation day is not time to recall achieve
ments but to plan them. It is not day for re-
Election, but Of prediction, time for looking
forward, not backward.
Education is the search for truth. Truth is
progress.
The bud is manifestation u the truth OF
nature. Because it is true to the laws Of nature
it does not remain bud but unfolds into the
flower. The seed laid in the clod finds its way to
the light.
Light is truth. Be light seeker. Truth is
ever ahead, never behind Keep pursuing It,
You cannot serve truth and repose
We seek education that we may know how to
progress to serve; that in this world we may
be live seed and not dead seed.
1t is not what you know that gives you recog-
milton in the world, but whatsyou know how
to do
Commencement is not accounting time-it is
investment time.
The intellectual miser is of no more use in the
world than the money miser The world never
hono~s an idle intellect. There is but one nobil-
ity that lasts and that is the nobility of useful
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-05-31
Eaqle River Cemetery Association
RULES AND REGULATIONS

RULES AND REGULATIONS
Governing Care of Cemetery
1. Lots must not be graded more
than in. above the level of the al
legs; edges must be rounded SO lawn
mower may be used.
2. No curbings or fences shall be
allowed.
8. No gravel or other material
which will prevent the use of lawn
mower may be used.
4. No trees or shrubs may be
planted without the consent of the
Cemetery Board
S. All graves must be on level
with the lot
6. All rubbish must be placed in
the receptacles provided for that pur
pose.
Z. Absolutely no money shall be
paid to the caretaker.
s. A fine of SO will be imposed
for violation of any of these rules
and regulations.
Passed by Resolution of Eagle River
Cemetery Board in accordance
with the Statutes for 1921 this
18th day of August, 1922.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-05-31
"cooIieD Laborers.

The name coolies is applied to
Asiatic laborers, chiefly from India
and China, imported into other coun-
tries.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-05-31
NOTICE OF BIDS WANTED FOR
HIGHWAY CONSTRUCTION

The undersigned Town Board of the Town OF Lincoln
will receive consider open bids for the OF
the following described pieces Of highway in said town
at the time and place mentioned in each project.
PROJECT NO. 4-On June End at $3.50 a. M. the
board of supervisors of said Town of Lincoln will meet at
the Sunsten school house in said town to receive bids on
the following described piece of road:
Commencing at the center of Section Z, townships
1910 on county road Thence east quarter line along
town road Var 445 E. 1882 chains to quarter post on
the North and South section line between sections and
g. thence south on section line between sections and
Towship 39-1O along town road Var 300 1870 CHAINS
to south eighth post said section line.
PROJECT NO. 5-On the same day at 200 in the
afternoon the board will meet at point on the new Kline
lander road just south of the John Storm farm to receive
bids for building piece of road commencing at the south
west corner of Section 81 Township 1910 running east
80 rods between Sections 81 Township 4O10 and Section
g. Township 1910 said road being known the Herman
Skinner road.
The Board of Supervisors of the Town of Lincoln re-
serve the right to reject any or all bids.
E. B.CROKER
Clerk of Town of Lincoln
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-05-31
Couldn't Stand That.

He was ten, just my age. One day
/ was going through the alley to my
fathers store. He came up and put
his arms about me and ,1as going to
kiss me. l happened TO have an UNI
brelIa and hit him over the head with
it. He went away. calling me a cross
eyed monkey. This ended my first
love affair.-Exchang
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-05-31
VILLAGE OF EAGLE RIVER

VILLAGE OF EAGLE RIVER
Supervisor Frank Hall
President George Hall
Walter Gander, Jr
Treasurer MacQuaker
Assessor Robert Persohn
Trustees
Chas. Wiegand
R. R. Ewald
E. D. Richmond
Mrs. Ruby Radcliffe
Edw. Giese
David Rupert
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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-05-31
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FOR NZ3


Every morning when we wake up
now, the sun is shining, and birds
are chirping a welcome to the new
born day. Why not fall in line
arise and shinesmile and perk up
at the call of this delightful Spring.
If we want to grunt and moan Of
course we can do it, but the sun will
shine just the same for those who
have enough sense to enjoy it. Old
Dame Nature has fixed things up SO
that there's no chance for the fell
low who keeps out of step putting
the whole procession on the blink.
You might just as well bow tc that
old dame and march along. When
a woman will she will you may de-
pend ont, and when she won't s.
won't, and there's an end mt.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-05-31
Pronounclna Arkansas"

The river and city of the name Of
Arkansas" are pronounced "Ar-kan-
sas," with the accent on the second
syllable. The state is pronounced as
If it were spelled "Ar-kan-saw," with
the accent on the first syllable
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-05-31
NV! Myl NV!

Johpson: Man, you talk like an
ignoramus. How long has it been
since you went to school?
Jackson: Let's see-I amt never
went atall. How long is at?
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-05-31
lE ELooRs ARE WAxEp

To prevent small child from slip
ping on polished floors, paste small
strip of rubber on the heels and toes
Of his shoes.-The Designer Magazine
for June.