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San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08
GOLF ENDS In TIE
LOos Nosed Cut in California Meet by
Smith and KirkwoOd.

San Francisco. Jan. S.-Joc Kirk
wood, former Australian champion, and
Macdonald Smith, San Francisco pro-
fessional. were tied for first place with
scores of 200 for - holes at the close
of the state open golf tournament Sat
urday. and n play-Off was being dis
cussed Monday to decide which will be
California open champion. The play
off will take place on the IRglcside
course here this, week.
Eddie Loos of Los Angeles, who had
led the field up TO noon Saturday,
wound w in a tic for third place
with three others, each with n score of
301. The others are Walter Hagen,
British open champion; HUT Martin
Of Los Angeles, and Joe Novak Of Ber-
kelley, Cal.
Jock Hutchison. former British open
champion. finished next with 800.
Next was. Gene SIrazen. Of New
York, national open champion, with
3O4.
OF the amateurs who took part in
tie play. Fred Wright Of Los Angeles,
former Massachusetts open champion,
made the best showing with 3O5.
Jack Neville. California amateur
champion, turned in a low of $40.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08
Game of ThreeCuson Billiards Is Not Soft It Scum

There is no more difficult job in
baseball than acting in some tense situa-
ton. To Ed Walsh then a pitcher with
the Chicago White Sox, goes the honor
of staging the greatest bit of relief
pitching | have ever seen.
1t was in the spring of 1914, If my
memory serves me correctly. The
White sox were playing the Browns
at st. Louis. | was the umpire.
The game had been close all the way.
In the ninth the Browns filled the bases
winth no one out.
Walsh, who had done very little
pitching I'M to that time because of
trouble with his arm, was rushed TO
the rescue.
Walsh retired the side on ten pitched
balls. Every ball he threw was de-
ceptivc splitter. The three batters who
faced him swung wildly at seven of the
pitches and missed, two strikes | called,
and the other pitch | ruled a ball.
1t was the greatest bit of pinch pitch
ing ! have ever seen. 1t would be
hard to figure tougher situation also
difficult TO imagine pitcher erasing it
completely on ten pitched balls, with
out permitting SO much as even n foul.
Recently l was talking that game
over with Walsh. He told me that ii
was the last real pitching he ever did.
That supreme effort seemed to snap
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08
HARPER'S CAR FIRST +
IN TWO MOTOR RACES
AT LOCAL SPEEDWAY
Eckenroth and Draper Wiz
Other Races-Pmachute
Drop Is Feature.

W. Harper's Packard lark horse
won two of the four events Sunday
afternoon in the automobile racrt=
meet at the San Antonio Sneedwas. ].
W. Diapers Durant Special TOOK oac
of the others and the fourth was c-p-
tured by Eddie Eckenroth and his
Southwestern Special.
\ crowd of perhaps 5000 people saw
the races and the parachute drop ly
"Sky-High" Joe Smith, an added at
traction, which landed Smith in the
center 81 the oval from place 800
feet in tie air.
Twelve cars entered for the hne
trials. the first event. Bill CampDeils
Messene" Mohawk had engine trotb.e
and Del COffen'S eighteen valve Ford
failed to start. as usual. The Packard
was first, making the twO-mIle lap an a
minute and 80 seconds. Tied for SEE
Ond was Eckenroth and Diaper. With
/ 40. Other times were l.. X. Parser
in Mercer Special, / IL Mccoy in
Ford Special, l :43; Jimmy Lawrence
in a Dodge Special. Al: Allen Ill
lOtsOn in n Chevrolet Special, l 70;
J. b Doyle in an Oakland Special.
l 40; J. {. Ehrhardt in a Ford, :,,C;
j. Jordan in Ford. l :J3.
Diapers Durant won the ten nile
race in a Sal 80. with Eckemoth
only n fifth of second behind il Il
stirring finish. Harper was thiru in
S ~ 80.
The Packard won the elimination
race. travelling fourteen miles in
IL :4G 80 before all but three cars were
out. leaving the trio of mUIey
winners. The Durant was second aud
Southwestern third.
ECkenrOth showed his stiff in lie
final event, the 2O-mile rae. by tray,l-
ing the distance in IL 80 -. Draper
was nest in IS: "a So, aui Tillots:n
was third in 1880.
The only nishap was tn loss OF
hub cap by McCOy's Ford ~ a side on
scrape "rth the Packard FcInk Marno.
driving the Mercer. vas foICed off the
track in the dust this accident raised
and bruised a leg a little i,'t.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08
WEAKNESS At PLATE
GREATEST FAULT OF
EX-COLLEGE PLAYERS
That's Why so Many Do
Not Make the Grade in
Major Leagues. ,,n

Boston, Mass, Jan. SACK Stat
terry, who for several years has coached
the Harvard baseball teams with sue
cess, is the authority for the statement
that mighty few college ball players
have the ability t. step right into the
ma jors and make good. ...
Players like Sisler and Frisch are
rare exceptions in the college ranks, "
says Slattery. "Sisler came TO the
Browns from Michigan University and
Frisch TO the Giants from Fordham,
and both were stars from the start.
They are a couple of rare birds in coli
lege baseball.
Most college players find the pitch
ing in the majors so far better than the
college brand that they are lost at the
plate.
Good college pitchers can make a
great coach out of their mentor. That
is one reason why look for Joe Wood
of Cleveland to be very successful at
Yale.
Wood, a great pitcher in his day.
should be able to develop a good staff
of twirlers. A college coach is all set
for a prosperous season with good pitch
ing. The fact that Wood was a big
league pitcher is certain to work greatly
to his advantage in his new job"
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08
TILDER HEADS TENNIS
RANKINGS AGAIN WITH
JOHNSTON PUT SECOND
Texan, Lewis White of Aus
tin, Is Ranked Second
Among Juniors.

William 4. Tilden, 2nd, of Phladel-
phia, ranks first among the tennis play
ers of the country, according to the
report of its ranking committee, made
public by the United Sta:es Lawn Ten
mis- Association. William L. Johnston
Of San Francisco, runner-up TO Tildcn
in the national championship, is in Sec
Ond place. Four new names are found
in the first ten this year: Robert and
Howard Kinsey Of San Francisco, Zen
20 Shimizu of New York. and Francis
T. Hunter Of New Rochelle, n. Y. Rus
sell n. Dana of Pawtucket, chairman
of the committee which included Z. v.
Bowen of Buffalo. H. i. Thorward of
Cleveland. w. NJ. Fischer If New York
and DR.. Z. Il. Hawk Of Philadelphia,
stated that the committee had decided
not to rank any foreign players even
though some of them competed in the
national ioHships-notably Mr.,
Lois Bickle of Toronto, who won the
clay court title, aud the Spanish and
Australasian Davis cup teams which did
well in the mems events.
In addition to the mems singles and
doubles rankings. there are sectional
rankings compiled by the associations
of the twelve sections into which the
United States is divided ~ the national
association. These local lists are thus
fully representative of the playing
strength of the country. and show the
rapidity with which tenris is develop
ing.
Tilden and Vincent Richards Of Yon-
kers top the list in mems doubles, and
Mrs. Molla i. Mallory of New York
is ranked first among the women.
Paul w. Gibbons and William T.
Tilden. End, of Philadelphia compiled
the national junior and boys ranking,
which they regard as the most represen-
tative that has ever been made. Arnold
w. Jones of Providence, r. l., is given
first place on the junior list and David
OIoughlin, of pittsburg, on the boys.
A Texan, Lewis W. tie of Austin. who
lost to Jones in the finals o. the junior
tournament last summer. is ranked No.
> among the junior players o. tie coun-
try. Berkely Bell Of Austin is No. IL
among the boys.
In the rankings Of the southwestern
section, inclu ling Texas and Oklahoma.
ten are listed in mems singles and ten
pairs in mems doubles. No San AntO-
Mo players are honored. The southwest
ern singles ranking places J. II. Adoue
Jr., of Dallas at the top, followed in
order by Levan Jester. DALLAS; Louis
Thalhcimer. Dallas: William luther,
Fort Worth: John Barr. Dallas; Lewis
White. Austin: Jack Norton formerly
Of San Antonio). Oklahoma City;
Witcher Settle. Dallas: T. p. u. Hack
ney, Fort Worth; J. gu, ton Rix, pal-
las.
White and Thalheimer are paired as
No. 1 team in the doubles. Others, in
order. are Barr and Jester. White and
Granger, Wright and HOgue, Stacey and
Drumwright, Adoue anC McQuiston,
Thomas and Granger. Luther and Hack
ney. Rix and Blackjack, McMinn and
Horton.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08
Bass Weighing 6l4 :
Pounds Caught With
Bare Hands at Lake

Bass weighing six and a quarter
pounds are caught comparatively
seldom in the regulation manner but
when one of the finny prizes is taken,
alive and kicking, from the water
with bare hands, the event should
he accorded a high place among the
best fish stories of the year.
That's what happened at Medina
Lake Sunday. Mr.. Mills. motorboat
pilot for Captain Talmadge at Lake
Medina, is credited with the freak
catch.
The fish was drowning-n9 mis-
take. drowning is right.
Having worked up a great Rppc-
tite apparently, the big bass spied a
six-inch perch and attempted to
swallow his victim whole. Directing,
naturally. the perch no doubt wig
gled so furiously that he jammed his
head throug a gill of the bass. With
head through a gill and tail through
the mouth, the perch prOpped open
the mouth of the bass. The glutton
was on the surface when Mr.. Mills
motored by in n boat, happened to
see him kicking and, reaching, out
picked him up.
The bass and the perch mouth
prop was brought to San Antonio by
DIR. A. L.. Nethery.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08
CHANGES BOXING CARD
Shelton VIII Put on Reynolds, By Re-
quest, Against Two Boxers.

Jack Shelton has made another
change-fOr the better, he believes-in
his boxing card for Beethoven Hall
Tuesday night. Kid Burns having Civ
en- Eddie kid Wolfe lacing in the
workouts at the Continental Club, Shell
ton has removed Wolfe from the pro-
gram and substituted Jack Fowler for a
siX-rOund go with Joe Moran.
Jack Reynolds of Kelly Field, hard
hitting middlCweight. has boosted that
he will fight either Ernest COnklin or
Kid Farmer, or both, and Shelton has
agreed to match him with both men on
the same evening. He will meet each
in a four-round boat. Fans are sug-
besting that he leave COnklin TO the
last. or he may fight only one bout aft
err all
Jimmy Russo worked out Sunday for
his ten-round return bout with Md
Pancho and showed his stuff against
Johnny Martin. who is on the card 10
meet Kid Gilbert in four-rOunder.
Jack Tolar and Acy Riddle, in. a six
round bout, will complete Tuesdays
bill.
New Conference in Missouri.
MOberly. Mo. Jan. S.-Nine colleges,
members of the Missouri intercollegiate
Athletic Association, decided to with
draw from the association and form the
Missouri College Athletic Union, at a
meeting Of coaches and faculty repreSen-
tativPs held here Sunday. The Mis-
souri, intercollegiate Athletic ASSocia-
ton was composed of fifteen mers-
bers.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08
new BASEBALL LEAGUE
TO BE KNOWN AS TEXAS
ASSOCIATION FORMED
Waco, Austin, Marlin and
Taylor in-New Braun
fels Applies.

Waco. Tex. Jan. S.--With Wdra.
Austin, Marlin and Taylor as members,
temporary baseball league was or.
ganized here Sunday when baseball cx-
pertS and enthusiasts from various P)r-
tons of the state met to discuss the
adviSability of the new Loop. Th5t
there would be such league and that
its name will be the Texas Association
was determined at the meeting. 1t wac
also determined that the loop would COZ.
sist of SIX teams, and a committee com.
posed of II. A. Dupuy of Waco and III.
BrOwnlee of Austin was named to Sc
lect the best two cities from the list of
applicants. These are Cleburne. Cam
CrOn. Bolton, New Braunfe,5. Tyler and
Waxahachie. The league probably will
be class C.
W. Il. Davidson of Waco was elect
ed temporary president Of the league,
having az one time served IN that ca
pacity in the Texas LeaErie. Gibson
Gayle, for many years secretary of the
Waco team of the Texas League. was
elected secretary and league statistician.
The delegates will meet again in
Waco February 4, when permanent
organization will be perfected follow
ing the report of the membership cch.-
mittee.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08
GOLF "PROS' HEADING
FOR SAN ANTONIO AND
BIG MONEY THIS WEEK
HAGEN and KirkWood Due
Emly-Work to Put
Course in Shape.

The Golf professionals are today pack
ing up in virtually every part of the
country for their journeys TO San An
tonic and that $4,000 purse oil prize
money in the Texas Open Champion
ship. to be played on the Breckenridge
Park course January %, 20 and -.
Word was received Monday that the
metropolitan district party that an
nually tours the south, including Tom
Boyd. John Golden, the OHaras,
Charley Hoffner, Cyril Walker and
others, with Bob Mcdonald of Chi
cago, present Texas open champion
along. Is now en- route from
Florida aud should arrive this week.
Walter Hagen, American holder OF
the British open tide, and his touring
partner, Joe Kirkwood, Australian trick
shot artist who has been playing at
the top of his game lately, will arrive
in time for the preliminary amateur
professional event. on the 2hth. They
are now giving exhibitions in Califor-
MIA.
Among the many entries which are
coming in daily are those for Charley
Hall, the birmingham lOug-distancc
driver; Bob PEBBLES of Louisville, Lee
y. Butter or Lake GENEVA, w Is. : ian
Kenney. Walter Kennett, Art Long
worth, Tom Cahill. Billy Jolley, John
Il. Rogers and flock of other we'll
known players, some of whom played
in the tournament here last February.
The greens Mt the municinal course
are being watercd every night and
some of them are being treated with
cotton seed meal. II may be arranged
this week to have the fire department
drenCh the fareways if no rain comes
in the meantime.
Arrangements have been made TO
supply all the golfers AT the tourna-
mcnt with hot lunches. 4. y. POlitis,
who has the Breckenridge Park con-
cessiou. has agreed to do this at cost
Workers from the golf association
and the Junior Chamber of Commerce
met with Arthur Seeligson. who has
been made director of the golf fund
drive, at noon Monday and prepared
to concentrate their efforts on raising
the $4,000 which remains to be gotten
of the $1,000 needed to furnish prizes
and cover tournament expenses.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08
GIVES SUZANNE FIGHT
English Tennis Player Almost Causes
French Stars COlIpase.

Cannes, France, Jan. s. 49, Suzanne
Lenglen defeated Mrs. Satterthwaite
of England, in the finals of the wom-
ems singles of the Cannes lawn ten
mis- tournament yesterday. She won in
two sets. Ga, 60. but against stub
born opposition, such as she has sell
dom met. In he first set, indeed, with
the English woman leading at four
games to two, Mile. Lenglen looked
like n loser; her play had become rag
ed and she seemed to lack confidence
and accuracy.
She took the first game. but her
drives lacked length and speed, her SER
vice was poor and her usual uncanny
placements were lacking. Suzanne fin
ally steadied down and won the final
two games. but only after each had
gone TO deuce.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08
WANTS COLLINS HELP
Kamm Hopes Yankees Don't Land
White SOx Infielder.

San Francisco. Cal. Jan. s.-Willie
Kamm is one ball player who hopes the
deal that New York is trying to make
for Eddie Collins fails to go through
Willie Kamm, be it known, is the in
fielder for whom the Chicago White Sox
paid San Francisco the sum of SlOO,-
600.
Kamm is really a great ball player.
He has a fine pair of hands, and during
t., last two years has come fast as
hitter. No player ever went to the ma
TORS with greater promise. Here IS
Kamm's reason for hoping Collins re-
mains with the White Sox: 80
Coast League players tell inc that
Collins is a great follow with the re.
cruils. They say that he goes out OF
hi, way to help them. l am positive
will make good for Chicago. but feel
that Collins would greatly help me on
the road TO success. l hate to be selfish.
but / will be mighty well pleased II
New York fails to land him
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08
HOPPE WILL DEFEND
Match with Schaefer-COnti Winners
Set for Three Days in March.

New York. Jan. S.-The challenge
match in which Willie Hoppe of New
York will defend his title of 49, balk
line billiard champion, will take place
in the Hotel Pennsylvania. March j,
Is and IA, c. z. Miller, in charge OF ar
rangements, announced today. Hoppe
opponent will be the winner Of the
match between Jake Schaefer of San
Francisco and Roger Cont the cham
pion of France. which will begin Mon.
day night in Chicago The challenge
match will be played in tbree blocks
of 500 nightly.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08
SHUNS NEW LEAGUE
Waco High School, State Champs, viii
Stay With Present Circuit.

Waco, Tex, Jan. 8. - Waco High
School will have nothing to do with the
proposed new interscholastic state ath-
letic organization, to be composed Of
schools in cities with more than 3d.
600 population, Coach Paul Tyson of
the Waco High Tigers" 1922 state in
terscholastic league champions, declared
Monday. The new league of high
schools was proposed at a meeting in
Fort Worth. Few South Texas schools,
if any. will ioiu.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08
.Insh Cndv 10 Vanderbilt.

Macon. Ga. Jan. S.-Josh Cody, ath.
letic coach at Mercer University has
announced that he would accept the
offer of Vanderbilt University to be-
come assistant full-time football, base
ball and basket ball coach there. 1t
was Mt Vanderbilt that Cody won his
laurcls. having teen twice picked by
Walter Camp for his All-American foot
ball teaD..
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08

Substitutes: X. C.-DoshinkD, Sched-
Ter; Government Hill-Ycrnon. Coles
worthy. Schulz. Virgins, YOder. Pierce.
Officials: Referee, T. MaIey Hart
CTexas) umpire. Tim Griesenbeck
Texas A. & NJ: head fnesman.
Everett p. NJ. johnson (Brackenridge
High
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08
HAGEN DECIDES MATCH
Brilliant Recovery Gives Him and
KirkwOOd Match at Extra Hole.

Sacramento, Cal. Jan. s.-Walter
Hagen and Joe Kirkwood defeated
Gene Sarazen and Jock Hutchinson. one
up. on the Del Pass Country Clubs
links, here Sunday in what is declared
to have been one of the most senSg'
tional finishes ever made in 3G-hole
best bail match.
The match was all square on the
thirty-sixth hole and the four all made
long drives down the extra fairway.
Hagens shot. however. landed in the
rough. With mashic shot of 14O
yards, Hagen came within three
inches Of the cup and holed out for a
birdie three, winning the hole and the
match.
Sarazen and Hutchinson had led in the
entire moring round and up to the
seventh hole in the afternoon, when
Kirkwood evened up the match with d
beautiful putt. Sarazeu has the best
medal score, turning in a card of IS
for the morning round. kirkwoOd' S
deadly putting and Sarazen's approach
shots were the features Of the match.
S$
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08

New York, Jan. S.-Joe Ray, noted
distance runnnr of the Illinois A. c.,
Of Chicago, probably will retire from
the cindcr paths at the end Of the win
ter season. according 10 n letter made
public by the officials Of the MilrOse a.
a. Club here today
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08
Contact.

Has a defensive player the right TO
place his hand on the player he is
guarding so as to be in a position to
more quickly check the play of his OPP
pOnent?
The defensive player has no such
right. 1t is a foul. .'.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08
College Basket Ball

At Des Moines: Missouri, So;
Drake. 20.
At Chicago: Iowa. 30; Chicago. %.
At Norman. Okla: Iowa State
(Amesl. 20: Oklahoma, is.
At Tuscaloosa, Ala: Birmingham A.
c., 20: Alabama, IL.
At Galesburg, III: Bradley, 90;
Lombard % (tie.)
At Oklahoma City: Oklahoma a. &
NJ. %: Oklahoma City College, 30.
At Manhattan. Kan. Nebraska, 21;
Kansas Aggies. II.
At Evanston: Wisconsin, II; North
western, 10.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08
Him Thnrne,s Team Wins.

Tulsa. Okla, Jan. S.-J'm Ih0rpe $
Toledo Maroons defeated the Oklahoma
all-stars football team here Saturday by
a score Of 8 10 0.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08
BLOCKING.

Can blocking take place if there is
no personal contact? $50 ~,
Yes. but there arc certain limita-
tons that are enforced by the referee.
A player should not be permitted to
dance in front of the player he is guard
ing in order TO obstruct his progress.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08

Beautiful Roselawn Cemetery. not n
beautiful, well kept burial
park. Crockett 16SS.-(Adv.)
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08
Basket Ball Quiz
Conduct.
BY REFEREE

Conduct.
Who is responsible for the conduct of
the spectators at basket ball game?
As in all other sports, the home team
is held responsible for the conduct of
the spectators. ~.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08

Beautiful Roselawn Cemetery, not
graveyard a hesutiful. well kept burial
park. Crockett 16SS.-(Ady.)
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08

Beautiful Roselawn Cemetery, not q
graveyard. beautiful, well Kept burial
PARK. Crockett 10SS.-( Ady.l
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08

hne Sarazen says that the matter
bring slice or n hook is very SIM
If you want To slice, stnnd with
ball advanced! If hook is desired
F tho ball back n bit. Now we can
blay good golf.
right 1898. by the Bell Syndicate.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-08
CancelIed Another Score.

Williams Of the knights intercepted
pass near the finish and, shaking off
\. Schac2ler, ran half the length of
the field and over the goal but the ball
was brought back because Perez and
Sweeney got into brief fistic argu
ment. Both were removed from the
game.
IincupS:
l. ftuA nan lnA
The Holly chieftain., 1923-11-01
sy JOHN DICKINSON sHERMAN
Ga7eAn RAXy zezzz7E

EADS bared! Faces to the Eastl II
Is the eleventh hour Of the eleventh
day Of the eleventh month-the fifth
returning Of the moment when
silence fell upon the guns nnd the
cheers Of victory replaced the clamor
OF conflict; when Joy came once
more upon the earth; when hope.
which springs eternal in the human
The Holly chieftain., 1923-11-01
THE NEW VAMPIRE
A WAC, A MOAN AND A BLANK
DESPAIR

with Apologies to Rudyard Kipling.,
A fool there was and he got the desire,
Even as you and l.
He bought some tubing and lots of
wire.
Even as you and l.
he wrapped 1t round and took off taps,
And said the thing may work, perhaps?
Even as you and |.
A panel he got and then switch points.
Even as you and l.
4 condenser next and wire for the
Joints,
Even as you and l.
He set the parts up as per directions.
And cussed at burnt fingers whep
soldering connections.
Even as you and
He purchased a tube-it cost him ave
bucks,
Even as you and !.
Twas worth 80 cents-if you take 'em
by looks.
Even as you and l.
An "a" battery, too. and. Of course.
also "B."
What the difference was--well, he
couldn't see,
Even as you and 1.
He read up on mlcrofarad., talked of
megohms.
Even as you and I.
But. twas finally finished and he put
on the phones,
Even us you and l.
He listened for days and nary a sound,
TIL some poor fish told him lie needed
4 ground!
Even as you and I.
20 Radio News.)