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New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12
WORLD Agreement
NEEDED FOR PEACE
Otherwise Another Great War is
Likely to Develop

Philadelphia, May 1o.---Cnless all
nations can reach an agreement for
supporting peace, the world Is like
~ to be plunged into another war, Ed
ward A. Filene Of Boston, today told
the American academy of political
and social science in annual conven-
ton here. He discussed law or
war" under the general topic of Am
erica's relation to the European sit
uation."
AS result of the failure to bring
all nations to agreement in support
of international law and the machin-
cry necessary for its development and
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

administration, he tsid, mililsTlsm is
hsiRg depended upon enes more ana
balance ef power agreements are be-
ms made.
''Fhs real question for men Of our
generation" Mr. hilene said, he
whether Nc are suffeisniig anxious 20
have law and order established for
ourselves and our children % make
q supreme attempt ta gei I. and, II
So, whether We are effective and skill
ful enough Ia hiring u about"
q, :, Hoiis key.
Declaring that the United states
was essential % the situation" Mr.,
FilsRe said that the problem resolved
itself practically into the question Of
whether an association Of nations
could he formed into which all might
come and establish sanctions, 'eear
namie, political and perhaps military
that wanld provide for the settlement
Of differences through council and
court,
"If one Of the big nations stays
out" he added, ''thH old balance Of
power will he continued on account
Of fear Of attack, There il no sub
stitnie for war except law and II
must he acknowledged hy all nations"
IN the controversy between France
and Germany the essential thing, he
declared lis the establishment OF
guarantees which will convince the
citizens nf al countries and especial
~ Of France and Germany that they
will neither he economically OPP
pressed nor attacked by the armed
forces Of the other and SO can AFFORD
10 reduce their ornaments and plan
for peace"
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

Mrs. William Pease OF Black Rock
avenue is spending a few days in New
York city.
Mrs f. Rodgers Wilbor of Forest
street spent Wednesday in New York
the guest of her father.
= Mrs G. r. Bennett of Forest
street entertained the members of her
bridge club at luncheon Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Kimball OF
Burritt street will leave for Washing
ton. d, c., early next week.
Miss Flora Humphrey entertained
at a bridge party at her home OIL
West Main street last evening in honor
of her house guest, Miss Gillie Ann
Riley.
Mr.. and Mrs. +. N. Fennessy, Mrs.
Shelby and Lester Clark, Of Meriden,
are the weekend guests Of Mrs. L.
Rodg ,rs Wilbor of Forest street.
Mrs. Dudley Walker entertained at
a bridge party Friday afternoon at
her home on Roberts street There
were four tables of players, Mrs.
Els Lancaster winning the first prize
and Mrs. Ralph Britton the second.
Mrs Lawrence Southland of Berlin
poured tea for the guests.
Mr.. and Mrs. George w. Daniels
arc in New York for few days and
are staying at the Hotel Aston.
-
The Woman's club of Maple Hill
held their annual meeting Wednes-
day afternoon at the home of Mrs.
J.. NJ. Bancroft. The officers and
chairmen of the different committees
were elected as follows President.
Mrs. r. B. Doane; first vice president,
Mrs. l.. l.. Harding; second vice-pres-
ident, Mrs. n. r. Mann; secretary,
Mrs r. b. Rau; treasurer, Mrs Leon
ard Fox: chairman of membership
committee Mrs. N. F.. Mann; chair
man of publicity committee. Mrs. w.
d. Smith: chairman of flower COM
ihittNt. hI AHlioiltSt tndii liidil
of music committee, Mrs. l.. Kingsley:
chairman of program committee, Mrs.
n. A, Lienhardt.
James r. Rogers will leave Monday |
for Petersburg, n. Y, where he will
head the J. p. Rogers company, in
terested in automatic wood turning
handles, spoos and novelties. Mrs.
Rogers and family are expected to
cave for Petersburg about June 1.
The Tuesday luncheon and bridge
It the Shuttle Meadow Country club,
he second so far this season, was a
M st successful one. Tables were
eserved by the following ladies':
Hrs. A. S. Parsons, Miss Flora Hum
'hrey. Mrs. A. W. Stanley, Mrs. J. C.
.oomis. Mrs. G. r. Stanley Mrs. E.
1. Cooper, Mrs. ]. f. Cooper. Mrs
4. H. Mills and Mrs. C. B. Parsons.
Mr.. and Mrs. Englebert r. Miller of
. Woodland street. observed their
5th wedding anniversary at their
ome yesterday. In the evening
eception and dinner was held for
immediate members of the family and
at the Oakdafe Tavern.
Mrs. D. J. Mcguire of this city was
lected state secretary of the Catholic
daughters of America at the seventh
iennial convention held Tuesday in
lew Haven. Mrs. Mcguire is an
ctive member OF Court COLUMBIA of
his city.
The Red Army of Everyman's {
ble class observed Ladies' Night" I
tuesday, evening with n banquet at
le Methodist church. Addresses ,
ere given by Rev. DIR. J. Newton {
ackey Of Hartford and officers of !
lie class.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

Mr.. and Mrs Harry Bates of Russell
street were in New York during the
week.
| Mrs. Hartwell Taylor Of Harrison
street will entertain at luncheon
J bridge next Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clifford Chamberlain
| of Newton, Mass. have been the guests
| of Mrs. Chamberlains parents. Mr..
and Mrs. r. w. Egan of Court street.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. P. Crabtree and
daughter, Miss Priscilla Crabtree, Of
Lincoln street, Miss Maroline Hubbard
and Miss Marjorie Crowell of Lenox
Place attended the Cook-Marshall
wedding in South Hadley last Satur-
day. Mrs. Cook was formerly Miss
Marion Marshall of this city but has
been living for several years In South
Hadley. Mr.. Cook is from Holyoke,
Mass.
Miss Carlyn Kingsley. daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. Harvey kinsey of Bas-
set street. entertained the Alpha AL
pha alumnal at bridge at her home
Tuesday evening. =.
Mrs. r. w. Whitman of Corbin
avenue has returned from New York.
Mrs. Harold T. Sloper of Russell
street, and Mr.. and Mrs. tombstone
Vance of Hamilton street, left We'd
nesday for Greenvile, Maine, where
they will spend several weeks at Mrs.
Sloper's camp.
Mrs. Maurice Pease of Armistice
street is spending Il few days In
Poughkeepsie. n. Y. with her sister,
Miss Martha Moore, who is student
at Vassar College.
Mrs. John Fellows entertained at a
bridge party at her home on Harrison
street Tuesday afternoon in honor of
her sister. Miss Florence Baker of
Maplewood, N. J. There were three
tables of players, Mrs. f. w. Pelton
winning the first prize and Mrs. Law
renee Southland the second. Mrs. Pei
ton presided at the tea table.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. G. Kimhall of Lex
ington street are expected home from
California next week.
Miss Gillie Ann Reilly, daughter of
ax- governor and Mrs. f. Mont Reilly
Of Porto Rico. is visiting Miss Flora
Humphrey of West Main street.
Mrs. Percival C. Plat entertained
.wo tables of bridge at her home on ..
Trinity street Wednesday afternoon, in
to her guest, Mrs. Kendall
IF Hartford Miss Margaret Eddy
Won the prize. ,
Stuart Kingsley has returned to ,
Sew York city having spent few
lays with his parents. Mr.. and Mrs.
Harvey Kingsley Of Bassett street.
Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Mayo of Col J
,rado are the guests of Mrs. Mayo's !
PARENTS, Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Andres !,
# Warlock street. They will remain
throughout the summer months.
Miss Irene Andrews, daughter of
ir. and Mrs. John Andrews and Ln-
len Andrews, her fiance, are attend O
ng the weekend festivities at Wes- T
cyan University. b
y
Miss Harriet Reynal. daughter OF a
fir. and Mrs. Louis Reynal of Lexing- q
on street is at Wesleyan University
his weekend for the house dances.
+
Miss Katherine Andres. daughter of 7
Ir. and Mrs. Walter Andres of War q
,ck street is planning to spend the v
nmmer in Cincinnati. Ohio. with l.
primer classmate at Pratt Institute. u
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

The Red Army of Everyman's
Bible class observed Ladies Night"
Tuesday evening with a banquet at
the Methodist church. Addresses
were given by Rev. DIR. J. Newton
Lackey OF Hartford and officers of
the class.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

Miss Harriet Reynal. daughter OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Reynal of Lexing-
ton street is at Wesleyan University
this weekend for the house dances.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

Mrs. d. J. Mcguire of this city was
elected state secretary of the Catholic
Daughters of America at the seventh
biennial convention held Tuesday in
New Haven. Mrs. Mcguire is an
active member OF Court COLUMBIA of
this city.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

The A. A. Sorority will hold its
annual june dance at the Hotel Bond.
Hartford. wednesday evening, June
goth. The Biltmore Cascade orches-
ira will play. The COMMITTEES in
charge is composed of Miss Amsiia
Traut, chairman; Miss Margaret Lew
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

Miss Irene Andrews, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. John Andrews and L1i-
Glen Andrews. her fance, are attend
Ing the weekend festivities at Yves
leyan University.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

Miss Katherine Andres. daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Andres of War
lock street is planning to spend the
summer in Cincinnati. Ohio. with a
former classmate at Pratt Institute.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

Miss Esther Beckvith Of this city
Is one OF the "politeness policemen"
who have been installed at the desire
OF the students and from their num-
Der, at Smith college. The association
has. as its password, For the Sake OF
Propriety." with the aim Of seeing
that the members 1.-the student body
conduct themselves so as not to de-
serve the accusations of needless
and irresponsible" from the older
generation.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

James r. Rogers will leave Monday
for Petersburg. n. Y, where he will
head the J. p. Rogers company. in
terested in automatic wood turning
handles, spools and novelties. Mrs.
Rogers and family are expected to
leave for Petersburg about June I.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

Miss Helen Racklisfe, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. Rackliffe. entertained at
a. kitchen shower and bridge at her
home on Kensington Avenue Monday
evening. The party was in honor of
Miss Gladys Strople who will be mar
ried to G. winger on May is. Miss
Gladys Fogarty won the bridge prize.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

Miss Martha Moore who has been
spending a few days with her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. E. A. Moore. returned
on Friday TO Eassar college where she
Is a student.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

Mrs Leon A. sprasue and Mrs.
Everett Proudman attended the Con-
necticut Conference committee meet
ing OF Girl Scouts at New Haven Tues
day.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

The May whist and bridge party
given under the auspices of the ST.
Mary's Sodality last evening at the
Y. NJ. T. A. & r. hall was a decided
success. financially and socially. An
unusually large crowd was present.
THE hall was prettily decorated with
baskets of apple blossoms and other
spring flowers and the sodalitY's COL
ors. blue and white. The prize win
rers at whist were Mrs. NJ. J. Walsh.
Mrs Henry Clark. Miss Mary Sulli-
van. Mrs. J. A. Campbell. Mrs. John
Conlon. Mrs. Frank Moorehesd. Mrs.
X. Lynch. Mrs. stephen Jacobs, Mrs.
Fred McEnroe. Miss May Donahue.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

Mr.. and Mrs. Englebert r. Miller of
IL Woodland street. observed their
35th wedding anniversary at their
home yesterday. In the evening a
reception and dinner was held for
immediate members of the family and
relatives, at the Oakdafe Tavern,
Walingford.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

The Tuesday luncheon and bridge
at the Shuttle Meadow Country club
the second so far this season. was
most successful one. Tables were
reserved by the following ladies:
Mrs. A. S. Parsons, Miss Flora Hum
rhrey. Mrs. A. W. Stanley. Mrs. J. c.
Loomis. Mrs. G. r. Stanley. Mrs. f.
II. Cooper. Mrs. J. f. Cooper. Mrs.
n. l.. Mills and Mrs. c. B. Parsons.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

Mrs. Margaret Cowlishaw Dunbar
OF Bristol, daughter Of Mrs. William
Cowiishaw of this city. gave a piano
recital to her pupils at her home last
Saturday afternoon, May 5.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

James Cooper. son of Mr.. and Mrs.
e. J. Cooper of Vine street and Stan
ley Cooper, son Of Mr.. and Mrs. f. II.
Cooper of Vine street returned Mon
day to Yale University. having spent
last weekend in town.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

Mr.. and Mrs Edward Mayo of Col
orado are the guests of Mrs. Mayo's
parents. Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Andres
of Warlock street. They will remain
throughout the summer months.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

Announcement is made Of the ap-
preaching marriage Of Miss Madeleine
Curtin Of Pennington avenue and
william r. Hayes Of Sexton street.
The wedding will take place on We'd
nesday morning, June 81, at st. Mary's
church.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

Miss Mabel L. Huffman, daughter
Of Mr.. and Mrs. J. f. Huffman OF
Wallace street. was graduated from
the Augustana Hospital Training
school for Nurses at Chicago, We'd
A,1esday. Miss Huffman graduated from
the New Britain High school in 1920.
Mr.. and, Mrs. Huffman and Miss
Ella j. Huffman attended the !gradu-
alton exercises.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

Miss Carlyn Kingsley. daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. Harvey kinsley of Bas-
set street, entertained the Alpha AL
pha alumnal at bridge at her home
Tuesday evening.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

The Smith College Glee Club gave
a Joint concert with the Harvard Glee
Club at Northampton. Mass. last Sat-
urday. Miss Esther Backwith of New
Britain is member of the club.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

Miss Helena A. Fox Of Franklin
Square will sail, May Is on, the S. S.
President Polk for Ireland where she
will visit, her mother in Leitram. Miss
Fox plans to be away about four
months. rt. f. ~. e.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

Miss Dorothy Thompson Of Licking
ton street, has returned from Boston.
Mass.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

Stuart Kingsley has returned to
New York city having spent few
days with his parents. Mr.. and Mrs
Harvey Kingsley of Bassett street.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

The. May ball and dinner at {
Shuttle Meadow Country club Il
evening promises to be one of q
most brilliant and enjoyable of {
spring season. There will be nur
Der Of large dinner parties. as W,
as small ones. The people who ha
reserved tables. are; G.. T. Kimba
f. II. Cooper, A, S. Parsons. c.
Parsons, Mrs. Estelle Wilbor. II.
Plat. A. W. Young, II. S. Humphre
E. NJ. Hayden, w. Fl. Hart and
Griswold.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

At a. whist given by the Altar So
,ietv of st. John the Evangelist
church in the church parlors Tuesday
afternoon, Mrs. G. H. Cleveland won
first prize. The other prize winners
we're Mrs. John Kalinouski, Mrs.
THOMAS Campbell, Mrs. Howard Kelly.
Mrs. James Crowley. Mrs. John Hy-
ian, Mrs. John Ferguson and Mrs.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-05-12

Mr.. and Mrs. Percival c. Plat OF
Trinity street, are spending the week
end in Newtown, Conn.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-06
'The Lament Of a Hard
Times Cold"

If hard times came but once a
year, it's coming would be filled
with cheer. The ragged dance is
lots Of fun, provided there is only
one; but as for me, poor ragged
mite, the blamed things come most
every night. My dress is old, my
hats not new, and for shoes
I've got just two. My coats been
here so long that, say! the fur
around the neck Is gray. Com
pared with me, the Second Hand
Rose" has Marshall Fields out
classed for clothes. I've never had
date that's good, the fellow
always seems n. g., and when I
do get fixed up right and plan a
snappy sort Of night, out to the
park usually go, or to some moving
picture show. And when I die and
pass away, I know they'll gather
up my clay, and lay me in a
wooden box that someone used for
shipping Socks!-Juggler.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-06
Certainly. She's Right

An elderly man stepped upeto
the desk in the library, and in
quired, "IIave you "A Certain
Rich MANI" p8
The young lady at the desk re-
Piled, IF I had, wouldn't b
working here. ''-Sour Owl.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-06

Dangerous thing. electricity"
What now7"
Hear about the girl in the
Electric BakeryA She got a roll
with currant in 1t, and the
shock kiJ'S her.
sun Dcdger.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-06
Alphabetical Tea

Maiden, at the tea.table-''Ism
afraid you don't like tea"
Love-sick youth-''I IKE tea
well enough. but it's thesnext let
ter that I really love. Lyre.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-06
Campus
w Ii

II was ! cod, chesrIess nisl.I.
on the deck Of the liner nt1Sd
. female tourist. she csuei,t
glimpse 81 . light house ana
after watching II Ger some tilso
turned to, her ccmpanibn erd
said: "l4pw patient those. men
are. the wind has blown thet
HIGHT out ten times ana eseh
tins they Lighted & sagnsn. al
oh. the poor fhingg; itss oslt
againy' Black and BlGs Jay.
'Did ycu see that tramp tel
ing around with the s&utaee
min for sonaetliug 70 eak9..
mo. did he gst anystiHg9''
.'weIl, they carried him or =
the hospital with : hand cut.''
Chaparral.
Pearls come frans oypteEs
hut diamonds usuaily cone frqm
some poor hsR = Banter,
What d your oceupatienfy
II used TO Be an oEgnnist"
And why did, you give itNps'
.The ncnikey dlsd Z" pcde:
Pocr Professor xr'
.'yVhy7"
..Hs tr.ed : douhle - q
monkey giands =
Yes7''
And now hes percied -
In 5 tree on the campus N4t6opk
. stitch On. crying btdaAps be
hasn't . tain 20 hang hyi'
Dodo.
We red c1 = weraan who
didn't kiss her hnsnand far tan
years.
He nu.t hsys been idseA 9
else she hqd money n sh1r ON
name, Iiyre. a
Cora sEl,Is woman Salcz4o
must have been mean. -
Nora tKea7.
cora.III say 90. This -
eraFy criticism Gays In tie finel
aialysis It vas naicnns that n1a1e
Oscar wilde : :: Erotla.
she was . cay little caryphss
who had bean schoolsd 81 tn|e
gold digger's art. The other d.
one of her friends came % 81
her At her theatrical hotel. -
had gone With her to- school =
her home town. he took her -
= modest littie restaurant tlpr4d
the waiter q dime, snd than e.
corted her to q movie show. She
was little bored BY 4 all. hnlk
tried TO appear friendly. Hnssk
ever. when she walked to- tn
hotel with hin ana told hin
goodbye. ehe could not reeralA
from saying: srhanlxs 1er IT,
peanuts ard the bpsgy rid. -
Bison:
Pedestrian Thatss an awfuIIy
poor looking horse you have
there. 80
Cabby 81 You See its this
way, sir. Every pornipg I teep
up to see whether he gets his
hay or II ret my beer, ana ti3&t
unluciey horse has, lost fog SIX
mornings straight witt
Three statesmen were falling
hsw they greeted their, wives
when they returned hone aftsr :
trip.
First Salesman-I buy . hOxsee
candy. 50 ring the door ben ana
when my wife comes to the door
I grab her and kiss her.
second salesman: / always st
.violets and rush right Into the
kitchen and surprise her. =
Third salesman: When I st
home i ring the front door bell
ana then + grab q club and run
around to the back door. i knock
the first six, men. and let the rest
go,-Parrateet.
Old College Alum: Ny. GawG
They let anything 30 to- college
now; when Twas q boy only boys
went. but I. see where the collage
boys says in this story: Who was
that beetle I saw you with lgst
night? Some monkey And thaf
blond baby teven babies In collegeD
was some kid top As for the
binbo, that Sam had Noreignera!D
didn't think much OF her:
What next?"-Sun Dpdger.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-06

Gated man. said the driver Of the
steam roller, as he glanced back
upon the corpse Of the professor
he had just rum over.-Sun Dodger.
First Reformer-'.I wonder what
has become Of those bold young
women who spoke to us last
night?''
Second Holaholy- No use worry
Ing. l couldn't find 'em either"
-Showme.
Remember, fellows, the sign on
the street. car says. Watch your
step"-not that Of others!- Dirge.
Prof '.Who, first discovered
steam power?''
Frosh-"What sir?''
Prof. Correct. Tiger.
Mrs. Dumbdora- WHO Is that
tan. dark man on the eighth
green?"
Mrs. Sharp 'Don't you remem-
Der him? He used to be your hus-
band"
Mrs. Dumbdora-"oh, yes. 1
knew / had met him somewhere"
--Huinbug.
Jilted-If you send me away.
I'll purchase q rope and commit
suicide.
Jiltress-Well. don't be hanging
around here. Royal Gaboon.
They had to carry Carol to the
carriage;
The carriage carried Carol to the
door:
The reason they had to carry Carol
to a carriage,
Was because Carol couldn't
carry any more.
--Awgwan.
Here's q fine opening TOR nice
young man." said the grave-dig.
ger, as he threw out the last
shovelful Of dirt.-Tuftonic.
Some dirty cuss suggests that
kiss is like a bottle Of olives.
After you get the first one the
rest come easy.-WhirIwind.
Aesop's Fable-Never 60 into
the water after a hearty meal, for
you'll never find It there.-Cougar's
Paw.
Judge giving Thirty
days or fifty dollars"
Souse-"Better give me the
fifty. Judge, that1l keep my wife
from nagging me about where I
was last ight."-Puppet. $50
Preacher during sermon)-
You're lostl You're lostT"
Shark ION back row, awakening
NO, I ain't--I've still got an
aler-Yo11nvv YoNkaf
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-06

Preacher during sermon)-
You're lostl You're lost!'
Shark ION back row, awakening)
mo. I ain't--I've still got an
ace!'-Yellow Jacket.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-06

Some dirty cuss suggests that
kiss is like bottle of olives.
After you get the first one the
rest come easy.-Whirlwind.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-06
College
Comics

A town
May be famous
For its beautiful women
But
The iceman knows better
Mercury.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-06

Aesop's Fable-Never go into
the water after hearty meal. for
you'll never find It there.-Cougar's
Paw.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-06

Here's a fine opening for q nice
young man." said the grave-dig-
ger, as he threw out the last
shovelful Of dirt.-Tuftonic.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-06

Judge giving Thirty
days Or fifty dollars"
Souse-"Better give me the
fifty. Judge, that'll keep my wife
from nagging me about where
was last night. "-Puppet.