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White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-12-09
FORFEITURE NOTICE.
McGill New. Oct. 90. 1929,

To Alois P. SwobCda:
You are hereby notified that as
annual labor assessment work. for
the year 1922 l caused to be per-
formed and personally paid for
$614.73 worth of labor and improve
ments upon the Mammoth No. l,
Mammoth No. 2, Mammoth No. 3,
Granville, Valley View No. 1 and
Valley View No. 2 mining claims
(said claims adjoining each other
and forming a single group, situate.
as far as l am able to learn, in an
unorganized mining district, and in
what is commonly called the Heusser
mountain and being about six miles
westerly from. the town of McGill
and three miles north OF Hercules
Gap, White Pine County, Nevada. l
nm now, and was at all times herein
referred to the owner of 25 IL per
cent interest in said Mammoth No.
i, Mammoth No. 2, Mammoth No. 3,
Granville, Valley View No. 1 and
Valley View No. 2 claims; that you
have a record title to. and W or
claim to own, 33-100 per cent inter.
est in said Mammoth No. |, Mann
moth No. 2, Mammoth No. 2. Gran
Vile, Valley View No. ] and Valley
View No. 2 claims; that SAID claims
we're located at the times and GER
~tifcates of location thereof recorded
in the office of the Recorder Of White
Pine County. Nevada, in the Book o.
Mining Locations and at the pages as
follows, towit: Mammoth No. 1. June
20, 1913, book Ga, pages 259, 260;
Mammoth No. 2, August a, 1913,
look "a, pages ESQ, 261; Mammoth
No. 8, August 4, 1913, book "a, pages
261, 262; Granville, August ri, 1913,
book "a, pages 298, 29s; Valley View
No. 1, March 1G, 1915. book ga, page
513: Valley View No. 2, March 16
1915, book "a, page 514. You are
further notified that unless you pay
to me within 80 days after the serv'
ice on you of this notice your pro-
portion OF said ~$614.73, towit.
s202.s6, together with cost of pub
fishing this notice, all Of your inter-
ests in said claims will become the
property of the undersigned.
w. c. CONVERSE.
First pub. October 21, 1928.
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-12-09
"kiII Your Cip."

Sweden is campaigning against care
less cigarette habits, the cause of SO
many fires. A lighted cigarette, thrown
down by a youth in a sawmlll, started
a IRE which was not extinguished un-
til nearly 100000 worth of property
had been destroyed. Other large fires
have been started In the same way.
The Fire Prevention society suggested
to the Swedish Tobacco monopoly,
which controls the output Of cigarettes
tn Sweden, to print the warning. skill
your cigarette when you have done
with it," on every package, and the
executives Of the company Immediately
agreed to adopt the suggestion.
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-12-09
Calves to Develop Well
Must Have Sanitary Pens

If calves are to remain healthy and
develop perfectly they must not only
be correctly fed but must have SAM
tary quarters when in the stable. Re-
cent Investigations have shown that
lack Of sunlight is a powerful con-
tributory cause of ricketts, in all young
animals. Direct sunshine kills germs
and, therefore. lessons the liability to
scours and other calfhood ailments.
Calf pens are too often dark, damp,
dirty and badly ventilated.
Foul bedding is even more common
and is equally detrimental.
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-12-09
Dairyman Should Know
Every Cow in His Herd

No dairy COW has eve produced her
maximum unless her feeder knew her.
Knowing her means more than simply
calling her by name and reciting the
names of her ancestors. 1t means un.
Outstanding her every need, desire
and condition. BY means of a pair of
scales, a Babcock testing outfit and a
little work, every dairyman could
know what each COW in his herd pro-
duces, and thus have a sound basis on
which to feed and Judge the individual
merits of each COW in his herd.
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-12-09
Yankee Tourists In Switzerland.

About 10 per cent of the visitors
to the various resorts In Switzerland
during the summer of 1922 were from
the United States, according to Swiss
estimates forwarded to the department
Of commerce by A. R. McGruder. Sec
rotary to the legation at Berne. The
estimate places the number of Swiss
visitors at about half Of the total /;
England's contribution at 10 per cent /;
France. Z per cent. Holland, SO per
cent and Germany, A per cent. More
than so per cent of those who visit
the first-class hotels are American, MI.
McGruder states, the next in order be-
ing the British. with less than 20 l,er
cent.
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-12-09
An Accomplished Wife.

His wife is an excellent cook"
Lucky man."
"She makes the children's clothes,
her own dresses and hats; designs and
makes her lamp shades and window
Grapes; keeps a garden, does her own
canning"
"What a lot of accomplishments ;
and to think my wife is just good
looking"
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-12-09
Best Milk for Calves.

For the first few days give the cali
eight to twelve pounds of milk from
its dam in three feeds a day, making
the intervals between feelings as neal
ly eight hours as possible. Milk con.
tanning not more than 4 per cent but.
terfat is considered best for calves.
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-12-09
Call of Duty.

Don't you think sitting up till three
in the morning at a poker table in
terferes with your regular duties?"
Friend" responded Cactus Joe,
when you've lost II stacks in the
early evening there amt any duty that
seems more urgent than sittin' close
up an trying to rescue your perishin'
fortunes"
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-12-09
That's Easy.

First Lady-So glad I've met you
here. I hope you'll forgive the short
notice and lunch with me tomorrow.
Second Lady (eQual to the o~ccasion)
Thanks; I'm ~lunching with Lady Els
sex.
First Lady-Reallyi Well, IL you
can 60 early she might bring you on
when she comes to me.-Punch.
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-12-09
Meat From Dairy Herd.

Bulls that are no longer desired liz
the herd for various reasons make ur
a part Of the meat from dairy cattle
They are seldom suitable for dressed
beef.
Evening star., 1923-10-23
STUDEBAKER.
USED CAR DEPT.
Continued.

Buick '22 roadster, only run
one season; see this car before
you ouy ................9/oo
Buick II 7-pass. touring;
painted special gray with black
running gear and tenders. $500
Dodge %; high hood; cheap
in price, high in value. $500
Dodge % roadster, runs and
looks good .............. $500
Ford ~ touring, good tires
and motor .............$2 $3.50
Ford '23 touring, a real bar
gain ............... .$5UO
Ford '21 sedan, come in early
to inspect our 2 Ford sedans-
just came in Saturday-up from
$3.50
Nash '23 sport, disc wheels
and equipped with every extra
our price ................$9 $3.50
Sedan-Just out of our recon-
ditioning shop-refnished light
six Studebaker, priced less than
$l.OOO-late models just what
you will need this winter; ask
to see the light six sedan.
Terms to suit your convenience.
STUDEBAKER.
18th at r SITS. NV.
Pot. 1851.
Evening star., 1923-10-23
FOR SALE-MoToR CYCLES.

INDIAN CHIEF 74-Motor cycle. 1923 model; !;
used very little by careful driver; runs and
locks like new; VII sacrifice for cash; terms
can be arranged. Main e55. James Mostyn.
between and $50 pm.
Evening star., 1923-10-23
FOR SALE-AUTOM0 3ILES.
C0nffnVraA

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
Ford tourings, $50. $75 500.
Ford tourings. ST. rter, $125 up.
Ford touring, 1923. $275.
Ford runabouts, several. $50 up.
Ford coupe, 1923, 1915.
Ford sedan, 1922, 1926. =
Ford ton trucks. several; one with dump
body.
Low Cash Payment.
Low Monthly Payment
STEUART'S GARAGE,
L. $500. 141 18th NE.
Evening star., 1923-10-23

TWO ROOMS KITCHEN. RATH, BACK
orch: gas electricity. heat: new home nesr
l4th ST. car line and b s: rent reasonable
i5"3 Arkansas ave between Allison anu
11chanan pne block east of I4th s.. a4~
Evening star., 1923-10-23
BUICK.
USED CAR
DEPARTMENT.

Selling used cars represents
selling merchandise just the
same as selling new Buick cars.
We are as vitality interested in
building confidence and good
will from used car sales as we
are from new car sales. With
this thought in mind it is our
established policy to give used
car buyers the utmost value for
their money.
1922 Hupmobile Touring. $500
1923 Buick -" Touring. $3.50
1922 Durant Coupe. 800
1920 Templar Sportette. $3.50
1921 Buick Coupe, 6-cyl.. $3.50
1921 Buick "6" Coupe. $500
1922 Buick "6", hve-pass. Sedan,
$l,250
1923 Buick 4-pass. Sport. 81 .45O
1928 Ford Touring. $500
1928 Buick ~" Roadster. $500
81 A-A 1919 Cadillac Touring,
$l.2Oo
1921 Buick "6" Touring. $500
Evening star., 1923-10-23

1877 PARK RID. NV LARGE ROOM,
Sleeping porch and tchenette: hot-water he's :
and electricity; phone and gas furnished /;
rha rminR loca ion: $40 2Bs
Evening star., 1923-10-23

80 AUTOM q
FOR SALE-AUT0M0BILES.
Continued.
VELIE SIX TOURING.
Late 1919 B-psss very excellent condition in
nyery way; now battery; will accept Ford In
,iart payment; terms arranged. Seaton Garage.
- sea;oc st ne:
REAL VALUES IN
GOOD CARS.
1923 Ford coupe. $3.50.
1929 Ford sedan. excellent shape, $42S.
1921 Ford roadster. motor o. K. repainted.
is2s ss Ford touring. :sgs ss,s.
i te2i Ford Ford deiyeFs naw E,dy rePsaaaaTted saaT $500
Ford roadster. motor just overhsuled, $3.50.
Ford ton ru'k. express body. 1925
Fords tsken as part payment on the follow
Ing cars. which were traded in on new Lin
Pierce.ArrOw limousine.
King Eight. coupe. late model.
Studebaker Big Six.
National roadster. repatnted:
WIntcn club roadster. reps'sttS-
The prices are right
Thes2 and many others can be
bought on exceptionally easy
terms and small first payment.
R. L. TAYLOR MOTOR co.
North o6oo. 1870 14th St. NV.
Authorized Ford and Lincoln
Dealers.
Durant s-Pass. Touring, Io23
Used very little. Condition like new in every
amo Mt Of S57O dne. Can or phone Mr.. Wolfe,
Citizens Savings Bank, Main S95.
HE BOUGHT A
PEERLESS.
You DO not have to know the vaiue Of q
Ssed car II you deal with reputable concern.
ECONOMY IS GETTING
QUALITY.
Io23 Oldsmotile Coupe
1922 Lexington Touring.
1922 Stephens Sedan.
1922 Mitchell Touring.
Io22 Durant Touring.
1922 Jordon Sport.
1921 Packard Touring.
1927 Peerless Limousine.
1921 Peerless Sedan.
1921 Peerless Coupe.
1920 Cadillac Sedans (2).
1920 Cadillac Phaeton.
1920 Peerless Touring.
1920 Peerless Sedan.
1919 Marmon 7-Pass. Touring.
1918 Cadillac Coupe.
VERY EASY TERMS.
PEERLESS MOTOR CO.,
1Ath AT NV. MAIN So-7.
Evening star., 1923-10-23

THREE LARGE ROOMS: NEW GAS RANGE
and nix; cleo; nice furniture ll07 9th ct.
r. y g6s
Evening star., 1923-10-23
ROOMS AND BOARD

1902 CONN. AvE.-Large. second floor room
Tor two: twin beds; ptivate laVatory. cleo
trc!ty. parlor, phone. maid service; fourth
fonr single. $40 month; Second d-hoor front.
bath and lavatory adjoining. two or three:
Evening star., 1923-10-23

THE PORTLAND APARTMENTS. I4tn ST.
Vermont and Thomas Circle. Several de
srable apartments. furnished or unfurnshed.
maid linen and cafe service; in /. . 3 and
room apartments: thorough renOvations
Evening star., 1923-10-23

TWO LARGE, WARN, QUIET ROOMS WITH
sink and range. reasonable: near Mt. Pleasant
car and bus ne: be ween 18th and 18th sts
lSltl Ingles de Terrace. .9s
Evening star., 1923-10-23
HOTEL ROOSEVELT
10th St. at v and w.

Overlooking Meridian Park.
Handsomely rehtted and re-
furnished. Superior accommoda-
tions for transient and perma-
nent guests. One, two and three
rooms and bath. A few suites
with breakfast rooms. Excellent
restaurant.
Evening star., 1923-10-23

". &. ERETCHING. RESIDENT KoR.
UNDER DIRECTION
THE F. Il. SMITH CO.
Evening star., 1923-10-23
BEVERLY COURTS.
ApS7 ans f7ae CoT TTkfPTA Pm

APT. 40l, 1856 COLUMBIA RD.
A seven-ro m handsome fun shed apt,
having 8 bedrooms. bathrooms. kitchen. pan
try, dining room. living room, den and large
reception hall. In modern. well managed. ele-
vator apt. house
For rent for q period Of 4s q saths, Nov
10 until April I. s225 per mo. taid and
surss II deaiFe6.
Evening star., 1923-10-23

CRESCENT 1914 CRESCENT ST VS.
rooms kitchenette and bath. $50 so. CRANE
s. BELT. Union Trust Bldg. Phone n. 394e.
Evening star., 1923-10-23

WE HAVE SEVERAL VERY FINE APART
menrs; ami: come and see them. Office r.
E. MILOR. 1927 st. W. Phone Ma so,
Evening star., 1923-10-23

1408 AND 1414 MASSACHUSETTS AVE- NV
Clean, comfortable s.ng.e and double rooms
twin beds. electric Eght. steam heat phone.
cont hot water; walking distance to all depts
Excellent meals: reasonable rates. 24s
Evening star., 1923-10-23
National Sport Phaeton.

Late 1919, 4-pass completely overhaul, led /; new
top and curtains 5 cord tires: accept Ford or
Dodge part payment; terms arranged. Seaton
Garage. 45 Seaton st. ne.
Evening star., 1923-10-23
HE BOUGHT A
PEERLESS.

You DO not have to know the vaiue of
ssed car II you deal with a reputable concern.
Evening star., 1923-10-23

1909 17th NV. (0wnerl-Remode'ed single
d. uble; electricity; new heating plant, phone,
parlor. continuous hot water; walking distance
downtown; 18th st. bus; twin beds: horne
Evening star., 1923-10-23

BROOM FLAT. sEMI-PRIVATE BATH: GAS
heat: neatly papered and painted. 10 Florida
2As
Evening star., 1923-10-23

i2S ST N.W.-CORNER LOT; BASEMENT;
TWO light, airy rooms. private bath; modern
pprO 25s
Evening star., 1923-10-23
APARTMENTs-FTrR. & UNrUR

TWO SMALL ROOMS, KITCHENET'FE.
hath. all conven en"es: suitable for two adults.
1900 I4th ST. Col 3T36
Evening star., 1923-10-23

1911 5th ST S.W.-Nicely furnished room in
private family for two ladies': meals served :
will hold for responsible party till LIST OF Nov.
Adams 9o7G 23s
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-23
PERSONAL

W ANTED-- Everyone to know AND
have faith that my silica Medica
Capsules FOR indiEes ton and near
~ all the ailments the human sys-
tenn Is heir TO. and my rheumatic
Eredicator for aches and palms
called rheumatism, neuritls. nett
ralgia. etc. all along down the
line, are worth more than all other
medicines ] know Of In the whole
world. They remove the cause
stomach all right. kidneys all
right all right ali over Price
sl2b each. Si,35 by parcel post: :
boxes, bottle. 80 days, Si05, c. @.
y II You wish. II you have no
faith in what J shy OF IN my mcdi,
cinos, please do not order They
would probably do YOU little good
aud me harm. ~ II Winans, i0i
Am. Bank Bldg. Seattle. Wash,
Dir. O. l. GREER. foot apcclaliat. orr
thoDedist sci Seahoard Bldg ELL.
Sa69
OSCAR y. .PETERSoN, LOGGER.
call sun 1851
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-23
, MALE HELP WANTED
Occur d'Alene Mines

wallace, Idaho
WRnted-MinerE, $3.50: underground
tlmbermen. Sc: S-hour shift: all
mines working every day. inciud-
ing Sunday and the year round
Modern boarding and rooming
houses. with bath. steam heat,
electric lights and reading rooms.
everything furnished. No fees for
employment: no labor trouble.
Write for further information or
apply to Geo. T. E.dmiston. Man
ager Mines Employment Office.
Wallace. Idaho.
NTED--flARORERS on con
struction and msintenance-of-w
The Alaska Railroad. between
Seward and Fairbanks. ssh cents
per hour. L. :. Government pay
roll. Free hospital service. Board.
$3.50 per day. Furnish own blank
cts Reduced fare TO Alaska. Next
saiiinga SIS. Adm. Evans" May
cath. and IS Alameda" May eeth.
No employment fee. Apply Room
426 Eell Street Terminal or BIT
James Street. Seattle.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-23
LOST AND EOllNn

LNkGl REWARD ron RETURN
or Grown and hlacl, brindlo
Tronch bulldog. male, $40 Uni.
Vefsity, room 10. Main 1905.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-23
BUSINESS
SERVICES

MARY T.. sELLEN. CHRISTIAN
Science healing and teaching. sos
Peoples Bank Bldg. Main s5ss. Of
flee closed Saturday noon.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-23
LEGAL NOTICES

TO WHOM 1T MAY CONCERN:
This - TO certify that Thoa ClauSon
has made an application to erect
garage tin connection with apart-
mont housc) ~ 9n0-a0i l2th ave,
LOT l, block 10, 1sdcs & knight
Supl, addition
anyone desiring 10 protest such oc-
cupnncy must file such protest at
the office OF the Building Depart.
mcnt. room a0S County-City bldg,
prior to juno 1. 1923.
section a06, Ordinance No sis7S.
70 WHOM IT MAY CONCERNs
Ihis IS. to certify that Albert Pear
son has made an application To
erect q sawmll at 1910 Emerson
~, southeast corner Port OF Sc
attic, salmon Ray Project.
Anyone desiring TO protest such oc-
cupancy must file such protoat AT
tho office of the building depart
mcnt' room sos County BidE..
prior to June 8. 1923.
section zoe Ordinances Ma gtE7e
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-23

LOsT-FRoM Gi CEDAR APART
meni. small green BE BE bird. Re
ward. Call Elliott Oi7s, before 10
a IN ~ sfsrr "a ~,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-23

LOST BOSTON roy BULL PUP: I
white feet. ! white eye: reward
Mrs. c. y. Hardy. {s3 18th n. East
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-23
IL SALESNIEN WANTKD

FOR iiiGH.GRApE
business, Excellent chance for
large earnings for hustlors. sun
joct readily graspcd Good leads
furnished. Cali ti7 Alaska Bldg.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-23
OUTING TROUSERS. 1900

Fine stripe serge outing trousers.
only $500. Buy upstairs and save
money.
LUNDQUIST- LILLY
Crnnn Eidtr Ifh e pix
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-23
LOST AND FOUND

LosT-THREE-sKfN MINK FUR
Thursday night May 10th. az or
near colmAn Dock Liberal re-
ward Main 5Iss.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-23
| z FEMALE HELP WANTED

SATURDAY, AT MGCDoUGALL's
or Second ave. two silk slips. Re
ward Elliott 2Tt0.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-23

LOST. sTkAiED OR STOLEN--tN
Airedale pup, sunday afternoon.
from North Beach Phone Sunset
naaa.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-23
Collateral Loans
Dog and Cat Hnsplinl

MONEY LOANED ON AI-L ARTI-
eles % value. THE RELlABLE-
1907 Third ave.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-13
TEN YEARS AGO TO-DAY
(From the Times-Recorder. Au-
gust Is, 1879


Mr. George Stanfield, of Ameri-
Gus, who for some time has been
with the Seaboard railway at Nor
folk, Va, has been appointed ticket
agent of the Norfolk Southern.
A beautiful affair was the we'd
ding of Msis Hattie May Ross and
Mr.. Thomas P. Mccarthy, which oc-
Cured on yesterday morning at the
home of the brides parents, Mr..
and Mrs. John L. Ross, on Jack
son street.
The marriage of Mr.. J. X. Bib,
of Americas, and Miss Eula Mason
of Rocky Point, N. C. viii be of in
terest to the many friends of Mr..
Bib here.
DR.. Louis F. Grubbs, of Ameri-
Gus, has as his guest this week his
brother, Mr.. Charles Grubbs, a
former Georgian, but now a pros
porous merchant of Globe, Arizona.
Interested visitors in Americas
tor several days are MIR. and Mrs.
w. W, Moore and their charming
daughter, Fay Moore, of Barlow,
Fla, Mrs. Moore is pleasantly re-
membered by many friends as
Miss Myra Brady who more than
twenty years ago left Americas
when young girl with her parents,
Miss Clara Weeks returned to
Albany last night, after a short
visit at the home Of her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. NJ. Weeks.
Mrs. James C. Denham, Misses
Kathleen and Flora Denham, have
gone to Savannah, where they will
spend the week pleasantly.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-13
FOOD PRICES co UP;
FARM PRICES DOWN.

Thirteen articles of food-all Of
them but two produced by Ameri-
can farmers-increased in price at
retail in the month from May Is
to June Is, although practically
all agricultural products, including
livestock, were declining in value
at the farm, according to the off
cial figures of the United States
Bureau of Labor Statistics. These
articles and the rate of increase in
price for each were as follows:
Potatoes 10 per cent; round
steak, 5 per cent; srloin steak,
leg of lamb, and onions, each 4
per cent; chuck roast and bananas,
each per cent; rib roast and
cheese, each 2 per cent; ham and
fresh eggs, each l per cent; and
vegetable lards and substitutes and
tea, each about one-half of l per
cent.
by way OF comment on this rise
in the cost of living to consumers
it is interesting to reproduce a
paragraph from the Department of
Agricultures' publication, Wealth
er Crops and Markets" page 27)
for July IA:
The prices of meat animals
hogs, cattle, sheep and chickens
to producers decreased 81 per cent
from May Is to June 15", says
this authoritative bulletin. I'm the
past 10 years prices decreased in
like period 10 per cent. On June
10 the index figure of prices for
these meat animals was about 1913
per cent lower than a year ago
Al per cent lower than the average
for the past 10 years.
1t is the old familiar story. The
producer is getting less, the CON
sumner is paying more.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-13

Allen House and will at once as
sumo the management of that pop
ular hostelry.
Beneath the spreading aelm,
young couple welded yesterday
morning while seated in a buggy.
They were Miss Annie L. Cannon
and Mr.. C. c. Turner, both resid-
ing east of Americas, and the
marriage had tinge of romance
about it.
Mr.. John L. Wooten, of Ameri-
Gus and Chauncey, writes to Mrs.
Wooten here that he was on the
Southern's train that met with dis
astrous wreck at Gastonia, N. c.,
a few days since, and that he es-
capped injury.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-13
TOM SIMS SAYS:

German marks and our wheat
are less than a dollar a bushel.
Senator Johnson of California
is getting so mad he even may
split with an infinitive soon.
What is more fitting than red
tape causing trouble in Rutsia?
Monster fish about a million
years old has been seen in Ne
braska. He is late this year.
London aviator striking for
more pay stood his ground and
got it.
.Rodolph Vanlentino says he
hates to be a male camp. With
the men, this makes it unani-
nous.
Babe Ruth, former baseball
player, has started playing
again.
Department store burned in
Asheville, N. c., All we hope is
it got some folding beds.
A million Fords have been
made this year. Police tell us
nothing can be done to stop it.
Paris women are wearing
white wigs. They will wear any,
thing over there, anything or
nothing.
New York is becoming so
wicked. Maybe she needs a gov
erness instead of governor.
Washington is alarmed over
slack army enlistments. Truth is.
fewer men are getting mad
enough to 60 and join the army.
Postman may wear shirts in
stead of blouses. but may not
bring letters instead of bills.