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Shoshone journal., 1923-12-28
ID SANTA ON ON TIME
.ons Into Shosh0ne with a
hull Bag of Christmas Ch@er
for Kiddios and C.lers
IRDs, TOy, ARE NUMEROUS
|rksv. Goose and Duck are the Birds
Birds on the Christmas Menus
Most Favored This Year

christmas this year in shoshone was
iovful occasion and the presents
,,arous. filling the hearts of the
|ldren with JOY and happiness.
Many family reunions were held and
prvvhere a big dinner was partaken
on that festive day, the turkey,
sck and, goose being the chief piece
resistance.
n the postoffice Postmaster Ben
aeks and his assistants breathed a
IL of relief when the extraordinary
N of Christmas mail hal been de-
kered and looked forward to rest
X, their strenuous duties the past few
keks. On Thursday the week before
[ristmas 1O5 sacks of mail were load
on the eastbound trains, showing
1 people of this vicinity had not
kgotten the folks back home, and
was only one of the days OF
hwy outgoing mail.
christmas cards were more in evi-
kce this year than any previous
kr and the stores early sold out their
bply. AS early as the first Of Dec
Iber the line of cards had become
bken at the Journal office and to-
[rds the approach of Christmas were
kirely gone, neeessitating the turn
down of quite a few orders. The
kds this year too, were more eX-
hsive than the ones sent last year.
kn the restaurants and cafes put
a special menus for the benefit OF
bse away from home and even at
J Jail Sheriff Wheeler gave the prls-
hrs an extra fine Christmas dinner.
kt the K. P. hall the knights OF
thias held their usual Christmas tree
the children Christmas night and
b a wonderful time. At the same
he downstairs the American Legion
We their annua dance with good
endance.
At the theater in place of pictu 'es
-oad show presented the play "Wny
YES Go Wrong" to a large house
t was a wonderful delightful day OF
ppiness.
On Monday Rural Carrier Burdett
TX out the largest load of mail OF
y time he has been carrying on the
al route.
Shoshone journal., 1923-12-28
DEATH OF CHARLES LEWIS

Charles Lewis, a pioneer resident OF
Shoshone and vicinity, died at his home
here Monday morning at 10 o'clock.
He leavess a widow, father and mother
and brother to mourn his loss. Mr.
Lewis was born at Bellevue, ldano'
thirty nine years ago and on Octoper
1922 was married to Mrs. Phoebe
Lewis. He is a half brother OF cecil
Perrin. The funeral was held We"'
nesdav from the Methodist church
Pew p 6. Withrow officiating. In
ternment was in Shoshone cemetary'
Shoshone journal., 1923-12-28
MASONS INSTALL OFFICERS
Installation is Part of the Celebration
of the Festival in Honor of
ST. John Thursday.

As part Of the celebrat ton of the
festival in honor of St John the evan
gelist, Bethany Lodge No. 81 of Free
and Accepted Masons installed the
following officers for the coming yer:
Master. George Falligan; Senior
Warden, S. J. Potter; Junior Warden.
S. H Chapman; Secretary. NJ. T.
Whitenack; Senior Deacon, W. T.
Turner; Junior Deacon, BENJAMIN E.
Weeks; Chaplain, Ross Borden; Mar
shall, William H. Murphy; Senior
Stewart. Frank T. Barker; Junior
Stewart, Fred B. Novinger; Tyler,
William Darrah.
Shoshone journal., 1923-12-28
. Q . Q Q Q . Q Q 0 Q . . Q . . .
AT THE BAUGH THEATRE
/, . % o o o o o o o o Q o . Q

Friday and Saturday, December 2Sth
and 29th will be shown the special
production of Man to Man with
Harry Carey. This is story of
real red blooded men and Beautiful
women. There is an intriguing plot
combined with action through the
whole picture.
Sd.lday. December 3o'l. will he
shown Hope Hampton in "Stardust'
raken from the famous novel by Fannie
Hurst, which ran in the Cosonlopolitan.
This is a great gripping human story
transformed into life itself by the way
of the screen. Everyone is familiar
with the story, so a synopsis is un-
necessary. An unusually strong cast
appears in support of Hope Hamr ~.
James Rennie, popular in the spo''en
drama and husband of Dorothy Cish
plays opposite Miss Hampton.
December 31st and January 1st, the
patrons of the Baugh theater will be
treated to a real treat-"The Comon
Law" taken from the famous story
by Robert w. Chambers. The princi-
pal roles are brilliantly portrayed by
Corinne Griffith as Valerie West, the
artists model, Conway Tearle, Elliott
Dexter. Doris May Bryant Washburn'
Miss Du Pont (known as the most
beautiful blond in America) Hobart
Bosworth and Harry Myers. The cast
sounds like a page torn from the book
"yyho's Who in America. Flawless
direction and perfect continuity both
faithfully visualize the tense gripping
story Do not miss this one.
Wednesday and Thursday, January
and g. will be shown Hunting Big
Came IN Africa" and this affords the
10 see one Of the most
set OF jungle pictures ever
made. Elephants supply the thrill OF
the picture. They are far removed
from the circus or the 100 animals that
we are acauointed with. More than
1fty SPEECHES Of the wo'd's AiReFt
oan,e are shown. The fact thar most
,nimals are nocturnal ip their baDiis
make IL a tough Sob to set 'he o't-
Time pictures
Shoshone journal., 1923-12-28
HELEN FIELDS MARRIED

Miss Helen Anna Fields, daughter
Of Mr.. and Mrs. Willard NJ. Fields was
united in marriage at high noon Christ
mas to Mr.. Alfred Leroy Fields of Je-
rome, but who recently came here from
Nebraska. Only the immediate family
was present to witness the simple
ceremony performed by Rev. R. s.
Withrow with the ring service. The
bride was exceedingly pretty in gown
of white crepe de chine made panel
effect with draped sleeves trimmed in
white silk Spanish lace. The house
was prettily decorated in Christmas
colors and after the ceremony a de-
licious wedding dinner was served
The newly married couple will be at
home to their numerous friends after
January 1.
Shoshone journal., 1923-12-28
KDDIEs HAVE BIG TIRE
Annual Christmas Celebration tor
Children by Knights of Pythias IS
a Big Success.

The annual Christmas tree for the
children again made big hit with
the children this year.
Every year the Knights of Pythias
have a Christmas tree filled with
presents, candy, nuts and other good
things for the children of Shoshone
and this year the largest crowd ever
present at one of these festivals was
present. Fat old Santa Claus dis
tributed the goodies in person much
to the delight of the children and old =
folks as well.
Shoshone journal., 1923-12-28
PERSONALS
. Q . 0 . . . . 500

New Victor records every Friday
sinclair's Pharmacy.-Adv.
MIR. and Mrs. w T. Turner enter
tanned at dinner Wednesday even
ing in the honor of Mr.. and Frs.
Forbes of Boise, who are here visit
! ing Mr.. and Mrs. R. ]. Mcmahon.
Mr.. and Mrs Walter Mullaley O.
/ Priest River, who came here to at
tend the funeral of their son, Charles
Lewis. are the guests OF Mr. and Mrs.
Cecil Perrin but expect to return home
Saturday.
Miss Burnadette lie Bailly, who has
1 been attending school at Ogden, is
spending her vacation with her par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas lie Bailly.
Her sisters, Gwendolyn and Margarite
LIE Bailly, went as far as Salt Lake
to meet her.
Joseph Mosler was held up back of
the Dill hospital Monday night. AS
he was going home he was slugged in
the back of the head, cutting a deep
cash in the scalp and rendering him
unconcious. When he came to he had
his gun in his hand and found nothing
missing. 1t is thought ne subcon-
sciously pulled the gun whcn falling
soaring the holdup away.
Miss Nina and Miss Helen Newman
gave a party Wednesday evening.
Those present were: Miss Nancy
Haddock, Ethel Roessler, Florence
Turner. Florence Silva, Carrie Brad
shaw. Elsie Schwager. Archie Blythe
Ed Murphy, John Patton, Robert
Gwin. Frederick Borden, Levern Bur-
dett and Ellis Platz. Refreshments
were served and all had a good time.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. II. Fitzpatrick enter
tanned a large party at dinner Christ
mas day. Those present We're: Mr..
and Mrs. F. E. Crosse. Mr.. and Mrs.
Edwin Crosse and baby Margie Crosse,
Miss Ruby Crosse. Francis Crosse
Ruth Crosse, Mr.. and Mrs. J. c. Cas-
ada and son Junior. Miss Dorothy
casada, Of Gienns Ferry. Mr. and Mrs.
Frank elem and son Jack Mrs. Ruby
Morton. Mike Morton. Mr. and Mrs
J. u Kllpatriois and wilton Kiipatrcik'
senator Borah has started an in-
Shoshone journal., 1923-12-28
MINSTREL SHOW SOON
nights of Pythias Will Hold Their
Annual Minstrel Show About
Middle of January

|The annual minstrel show given ny
be Knights of Pythias which Is an
TENT always looked forward to, will De
|ven this year on january lfth.
Contrary to the usual custom the
borus this year has both male ana
male voices to carry the cHtrhy
Itchy music.
The JOKES, most of which carry
cal flavor will all be new ana snapp%
nd are guaranteed to create laugh
Shoshone journal., 1923-12-28
COMING

A big country store, operated by the
ladies' OF the Episcopal Guild. At the
Parish House January 5. Groceries
dry goods. toilet articles. candy, cleo
trical supplies boys books, games ETC.
Do your shopping at the country store
2aroafns for everyone.-Ady
Shoshone journal., 1923-12-28
CARD OF THANKS

We desire to extend our sincere
thanks for the sympathy shown US
and the beautiful floral offerings from
the employees of the Short Line, the
Elks and friends, during our recent
bereavement. Mrs. Charles Lewis. MI
and Mrs. Walter Mullaly, Mr.. and Mrs.
Cecil B. Perrin.
Shoshone journal., 1923-12-28

o =. Yamada. "a k0re9r came 70
o Nampa five or sir years ago and .
. rented a sp0n fra By indus
9 try and economy he accumulated
o enough money 70 make the first .
q Payment on a fo-acre place five .
g ana a haif miles southwest OF .
. Nampo, poyine $50 per acre for .
q b.
= Thia yoar Mr Yamoda has tok- .
r en on bis place produots ~ the .
value ~ $4,000. divided AZ foi- .
a lnaH leiiuee $500 potatoes .
q 1900 ana onions fifoQ be es- .
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Shoshone journal., 1923-12-28

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MHlsaps has been reslstorei Pa '''
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amonr lhe loading intsilee'pal lN'N''f
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Shoshone journal., 1923-12-28
SUCCESS ON 20 ACRES

John Ross, operating a 2o-acre .
farm near Weiser is satisfied =
there is nothing the matter with =
Idaho. Mr.. Ross. a few days ago .
called on Harry Wulff, hardware .
dealer Weiser, 10 inquire as 70 Q
where he could lend $500. y
Mr. Ross has fourteen COWS y
which return him milk checks of =
Slso per month Re has q thous- p
and Leghorn hens which yield an y
average o. 500 per month Re- 9
gently he sold 800 worth ~ boss y
which he Insists ontuolly cost hiw 2
only f6o He paid $50 for the
young pige and fls for ROLLED
pa''ey Tho resi % the feea tof r
1f hoFs consisted ~ skim milh
'.' oihp pgoaueie ~ ihe lii'le
place q
hoe0 has quanFaa ~ pN e
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Shoshone journal., 1923-12-28

Mr.. Ira Clements Of Boise, Is visit
ing his brother z. NJ. Clements and
family.
Shoshone journal., 1923-12-28

Let us develop your films. Sin
clair's Pharmacy-Adv
Shoshone journal., 1923-12-28

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Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1923-10-10

Mrs. Alice Emery left yesterday
for Brookline, Mass, for the winter.
The woman's club will meet Tues
day, Oct. 16, with Mrs. W. H. Titus.
O. p. Terrence is in Bangor this
week receiving treatment for his
eyes.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Maloney
spent the weekend with friends in
Milo.
Lygonia lodge, F. and A. NJ, will
work the first degree tomorrow
evening.
Mrs. Ida Grant has closed her cot
tage at Hancock Point, and returned
to Ellsworth
I Mrs. Adelia Miles of Patten is Wis
iting her sisters, Misses Alice and
Cecilia Smith.
Y Mrs. H. e, Torrens of Bangor is
spending a few days with her aunt
Mrs. F. l.. Kent.
I Mrs. George F. Hoye of Fall River,
Mass, is visiting her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Henry Coughlin.
There will be dancing at Isle
hurst every Wednesday and Saturday
evening until further notice.
| V Miss J. A. Thompson left last
Thursday for a business visit of two
weeks in Boston and New York
There will be a dance at the Pine
Tree pavilion next Friday evening
Music by Francis Indian orchestra,
Confetti and streamers will be fur
nished free.
v Mrs Ellen G. Crockett and her
niece, Miss Charlotte Armstrong,
-, ITn
street and returned to SOmerville,
! Mass, for the winter.
Y Mt and Mrs. l.. c. Fortier and Mr..
and Mrs. H. l.. Stratton left Satur-
day for an auto trip of two weeks
through Canada, New York state and
the White Mountains
Perley +. Priest of the E. A..
Strout Farm Agency has sold. the
William Mack place on the Surry
road to Angus Mcleod of South Port
land, who will occupy it.
At the annual teachers conven-
ton in Southwest Harbor recently,
I T. j. Abernethy, principal of the
Ellsworth high school, was elected
president of the county association.
The Boy Scouts will meet to-mor-
row evening at headquarters. Scout
Master John j. Whitney will have
charge of the meetings during the
two weeks of Mr.. Brookes absence
There will be meeting of Blan-
quefort commandery, X. T., next
Monday, for work in the orders Of
red cross, malta and temple. Work
will begin at 4 p. M. Banquet at
$50.
The literary meeting of the
Womans Alliance of the Unitarian
church will be held in the memorial
parlor Wednesday, October z. Roy
Wentzel will speak on professional
Engineering.
Rev. and Mrs. Clarence Emery an
nounce the marriage of their daugh-
ter, Eunice Margaret, 10 Merle &.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1923-10-10

Van TasseII of Bangor. which is to
take place at Ellsworth, Thursday,
Octnhnr 6
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1923-10-10
Bids Wanted

Bids will be received by the school
Committee of Ellsworth up TO Oct. 20,
for IL building on the Bar Harbor road.
one mile from the city, the sO-calied
.Beech Land" schOolhOuse. Submit
such bids to Lewis Hodgkins. Chair
man.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1923-10-10
WEATHER IN ELLSwoRTH
For Week Ending at Midnight Tuesda.
October %, 1928.

From observations taken at the power
station of the Bar Harbor & Union River
Power Co., in Ellsworth. Precipitation is
given in inches for the twenty-four hours
ending at midnight
Weather precip-
Temperature conditions itation
The Washington times., 1923-04-15

yarns, and the fences stitched in
by hand. When he gets the map
done he can sleep under it.
The advantages Of needlework
for gents are numerous. It keeps
them out of mischief. It pro-
notes conversation, changing Sc
lent glum stockholders into Cos
sips and staid merchants into
giddy embroiderers. Apd it has
a refining. influence on them.
Think what a change there win
be in smoking compartment con-
versation when the boys get to-
gether. Instead Of travelling
statesmen wit and automobile
agent hot air, we shall be treated
to elevating needlework chatter,
the thread of which will be some
what as follows:<
"Well. boys, how goes the old
quilt? 2"
The Washington times., 1923-04-15
Talking Turkey

X MARRIAGE is to be made
NI compulsory in Turkey. It
~ looks as II the people over
there never will stop fighting.
All citizens who do not get
married will have to join the
army. According to latest re-
ports, practically all the Turks
are ordering uniforms.
Mustapha Kemal says that mar
riage is the first duty Of every
Turkish citizen. Now the Turks
won't have to choose between
love and duty because they both
will be the same thing.
If a man is making more
money than one wife can spend,
ne will have to marry a second
one. 1t looks as If every Turk
will be getting down on his knees
and begging the boss not to raise
his salary.
1nvalids will also be excused
from wedding bells. AS soon as
. man. regains his good health,
ne will have to get married and
lose it again.
Young men must get married
before they are TWENTY-FIVE
Girls will get married whenever
they can find husbands.
The Washington times., 1923-04-15
Philosophy of Plato Hash

X TAECHURIA WORKOUT from America.
Nl Wonder what other kind she thinks we have
people paid attention the advice, ollow nos
they would go straight up in the air.
little wisdom dangerous thing, but a little widow is
much
isn't intellectual genius his photograph
All the Genuine Vermont Maple Syrup" sold could not be
produced by Vermont all England the North
Atlantic States
The looks thinnes many men, its last
quarter
a might dressed in
rags if his shoes not polished,
Every bridegroom knows that the hundred biscuits the
hardest
Every Rumanian who this country at least
one foreign language and generally it is Rumanian
The who saxophone passed the other
day. but unfortunately he could not take his invention with him.
The his laughs his
grocer buying something from his butcher
No icab driver believes that straight shortest
distance between two points.
great many Persian great
they have always kept their faces covered
Many locks his automobile run
loose.
The Washington times., 1923-04-15
Watch Your Stitches!

Pretty well, thanks. And how
are you getting on with the cross
stitch ear-tabs ?"
81 wish someone would show
me how to manage this arm-hole.
I can't work with material on
the bias"
"Why, there's nothing to it.
Just whip it over and pekoe the
edges"
Speaking Of pekoe, I'll have q
cup Of tea myself"
"Lend me your pattern for q
minute, will your"
"Sure, will you have it
straight-or with q little water
on the side?"
"Has anyone seen my shears?"
''What do you do with your old
razors?"
"Why, cut hastings with them
Of course"
The Washington times., 1923-04-15

X TEN, have you dropped any
N stitches7
Are your sea ms
straight? :
Have you had to rip out any
thing recently?
These are serious questions,
now that London banker has
come out of his cage and recon-
mended needlework as a relaxa-
ton for business men, and a re.
lief for tired nerves.
Don't play golf, he says. You
lose too many balls. Don't play
the races. You lose too many
banknotes. Just sew, and then
all you can lose is the needle,
and that isn't serious unless you
sit down on it during the search.
This banker has become quite
an expert with the needle; one Of
the examples Of his handiwork
was displayed recently at the
Royal Academy. He is now at
work on a sweater for the assist
ant cashier. If that is successful
he can put all the tellers in muf-
f1ers, and knit the bank messen-
ger a pair Of u1ittens for his
birthday.
One Of his friends has taken
up with the idea, and has started
on large woodwork map Of his
estate, with the various crops in
dicated by different colored
The Washington times., 1923-04-15
Love and Legality


DIvORCE is one of the most
popular games in the
- United States, but most
husbands lose when they play it
because they don't know the
rules.
The law says that a divorce
may be granted for any general
reason rendering married life a
failure. The best way to get a
divorce on these grounds is to
make the judge eat one Of your
wife's biscuits.
If this fails, invite him over to
your fiat some Saturday night to
listen to the fireworks.
Another method is to buy your
wife a limousine and then let
her sue you on the grounds of
insanity.
One of the quickest ways to get
a divorce is to tell your wife that
she is getting old. If that one
doesn't give her thrill, the best
thing for you to do is to take her
skating when the ice isn't very
thick.
1t would hardly be wise to tell
her that her cooking was terrible
because she would probably taxi
to the nearest employment
agency and sign up a cook at $50
per week.
The Washington times., 1923-04-15
Do You Realize?

been in church six have been in
Jail.
For every doctor who admits
his mistakes, six bury them.
For every advertisement that
tells the truth, six tell everything
else.
For every woman who be-
lieves her husband, six know
better.
For every man who goes to the
opera, six go to vaudeville.
And even the one who goes to
the opera wishes he were at .
vaudeville show.
The Washington times., 1923-04-15

TOR every person who enters
the Metropolitan Museum
Of Art six enter the Aqua
rum.
For every person who enters
the Public Library to read six go
in to .doze.
For every person who goes to
Ritz because he is hungry, six go
because they want to boast about
it afterward.
And for every one who comes
out OF the Ritz satisfied, six come
out still hungry.
For every taxi driver who has
The Washington times., 1923-04-15
Choose Your News

TV7EN PiggyWssy forced the shorts it nearly broke tn
w ticker
threw the boys and made them want to dicksu
When Piggy hit the gamblers big
1t q of pig eat pig.
New York going destroyed fortune-teler;
She gives the population time to sorm.eeIaF
But, still q lot of folks will stay
And take whatever this
The farm bloc working and ruralites happyj
They brighter they're going to make it
The city toiers must commence
To form a bloc in self-defenss
The Duke of York will get raise in when he is married
hundred thousand and he will not be harried
Though an live as cheap as one,
Parliament knows it's DONE
mental marriage has been made
BY Oregon and applicants must be exceeding wary
But, they all right in the head,
A lot of foIks would not be we'd
Rumania makes the claim she hasn't money
OF hasn't If she had it would be funny
While being broke 10 rather tough
She has mop that STUFF
The Washington times., 1923-04-15
Peppy-Crams

The Lord must have loved
Texas much more than he did
any other State or he wouldn't
have made SO much of it.
A real sensation is when some
body from Hollywood gets mar
ried for the first time.
The Washington times., 1923-04-15
Now It Can Be
Told

OFF / dropped a stick of
dynamite on the sidewalk, what
would happen?
Ave cannot answer this
query because we have never
tried the experiment.
Q.-How many witnesses are
necessary to prove a point at
law?
Alt is not advisable to have
more than one witness because
they may get their stories mixed
up.
Q.-May a woman make con-
tracts for the improvement of
her husbands property?
A.-Yes, but don't tell your
wife so because she might tell a
landscape architect to sink
sunken Italian garden in the back
yard and send the bill to you.
The Washington times., 1923-04-15
The Retort CattY.

uOSTESS-You can't imagine
a. how bad my husbands eye
sight is getting. Only to-day he
mistook me for the nursemaid.
Her Friend[And she's such Q
pretty girl, too.
The Washington times., 1923-04-15
Not a Fancier.

A YOUNG man was walking past
IA row of fats in process Of
construction.
A workman on the roof called
out: "Want one of these, mis-
teri"
"No, thanks" said the young
man; ~ don't keep rabbits"
The Washington times., 1923-04-15
lust as Convenient.

TRATE PARENT-WhatI You
have the nerve to come to my
office to ask for the hand Of my
daughter? You might have
saved yourself the journey.
Suitor-Well, that's all right.
You see, I had another message
to deliver In the same buildingl
The Washington times., 1923-04-15

James Madison escaped from
Washington in his night-shirt
when the British advanced in
1912. 1t was shortly after that
that pajamas were invented, as
man can run much faster in pa
jamas.
The Washington times., 1923-04-15

Our definition Of Russian ex-
pert is someone who went to
Russia and came back alive.
When the meek finally do in
herit the earth, probably all the
joy will be taken out Of it by the
Inheritance taxes.
The Washington times., 1923-04-15

Pottawattomie Indians became
very much discouraged because
no historian could spell the name
correctly so they quietly passed
out of existence.
The Washington times., 1923-04-15

Three Rivers, Michigan, is so
called because there is no river
in that locality.
The Washington times., 1923-04-15
Useful as Fuel.

VISITOR-And do you find pens
and-ink sketching q profitable
occupation? =
Comic Artist-Oh, it keeps the
pot boiling.
Visitor-Ah, / see; you jght
the IRE with them, chi =
The Washington times., 1923-04-15

The average railroad sandwich
will last eight years after you buy
It, if you care to file it away.
The average life Of one Of these
sandwiches is sixteen years; II is
eight years old when you get it.