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Palisadian., 1923-07-13

Park driveway. The state of the pres
ent Bulls Ferry road has held back
development of this section up to the
present time but in the near future
this street should compare favorably
with Thirty-fifth street, Woodcliff.
Palisadian., 1923-07-13

Mr.. and Mrs. Kraus of Hudson place
have returned to their home after an
extended visit to Cleveland, o.
Palisadian., 1923-07-13

NURSE GIRI~Girl Is to mind chill
dren; sleep home. A. o., P. o. Box
151.
Palisadian., 1923-07-13
FOR SALE
FOR LEASE OR SALE

STUCCO HOUSE at % Dearborn
road Palisade, for lease (or sale)
from October 1st Communicate di-
rect with owner, John r. Crawford,
312 March street, Easton, Pa. VIII
show by appointment.
Palisadian., 1923-07-13

WANTED-3 rooms, or 2 and kitchen
cite, unfurnished; permanent. j.
B., Box 167, Grantwood, N. ].
7-13-1t
Palisadian., 1923-07-13
HELP WANTED

WANTED-Men or women to take or
ders for genuine guaranteed hosiery
for men, women and children. Eiimi-
nate darning. Salary $75 a week fun
time, $3.50 an hour spare time. Beau
tiful Spring line. international Stock
ing Mills, Norristown, Pa. 2-23-10t
Palisadian., 1923-07-13
WANTED

WANTED-One or two unfurnished
rooms and kitchenette, convenient
to car, by widow and two refined
schoolboys by aug. L References.
Address 408 Washington ave-, Grant
wood Phone Cliff 1318W.
Palisadian., 1923-07-13

FURNISHED ROOM, and kitchenette
if desired, all conveniences. 205
Columbia Ave, Grantwood Cliffside
912. 7-13-1t
Palisadian., 1923-07-13

ment of The American Tobacco Company
by making it one of the four biggest national
sellers in less than Is months time.
We would be honored to have you try
them.
Palisadian., 1923-07-13

FOR RENT-Private garage, reason
able. Al Marion avenue, Grantwood
Call Bergen 1857.
Palisadian., 1923-07-13
TO RENT

FURNIS HE'D ROOM-AlI conven-
fences; near car line. 205 Columbia
Ave. Phone Cliff 912
Palisadian., 1923-07-13

FURNISHED ROOM-One-half bloch
from Palisade car line. 285 Kno
avenue, Grantwood 6-22-23
Palisadian., 1923-07-13

The American Tobacco Company honored
CLIP cigarettes by choosing for their name
the address of its Home Office-111 Fifth
Avenue, New York.
The American public honored the judg-
Palisadian., 1923-07-13

Mr. and Mrs. Raymond of Palisade
plaza motored to Poughkeepsie Sun
day where they enjoyed day of out
ing.
Palisadian., 1923-07-13

FOR RENT-On or after July /, fun
nished room with board. "a Wasl
ington Ave, Grantwood 6-15-t
Palisadian., 1923-07-13

Mr.. O'Neill of Union Hill purchased
two lots on Columbus place and has
started to build dwelling.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1923-01-14

My Dear Did You Go To Clara Buttons Wedding9'
Her Wedding Why Didn't Know She Was En-
See Three Minutes Before The Rise OF The Curtain
Mrs. Ruggles Discovers. Across Perfectly Strange
Man Her Dear Friend Mrs. Berry. From Joplin. And
They Just Have to Talk Over Old Times All Through
Act One
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1923-01-14

Like Everything Else These
Days The Matinee Girl Has
Changed. Too. Time Was
When The Wednesday Matt
nee Girls Loved A Good Sob
Fest Better Than Anything
Else. And Then Gradually
1t Got To Be The Fashion
For People To Say There
Was Enough Misery In Real
Life Without Going To The
Theatre For 1t. And All That.
And Now. Would You Be-
Iieve 1t. Young Ladies Go To
The Matinee To Laugh. But
Many There Are Who Will
Long For The Old Days.
When A Girl Was Won't To
Boast About How She Cried
For A Week After Seeing
Olga Nethersole In Sap
pho" The Blonde In Black.
Shown Here. Is Feeling Her
Way Out Of The Theatre
After Seeing Mrs. Carter In
. "Du Barry
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01
NO WORK, NO LUCK

The life stories of successful and women
ought to teach the fact that in the ority of
the success we'll earned by hard work-the sur
mounting of difficulties by courageous, persistent eff
fort Very rarely does sheer luck carry individual
to lasting
Such lessons one might think, ought to inspire
humble strivers toward with greater determn-
alton to make their life stories end we'll. What
often happens however is suggested by this comment
of writer on business and finance:
when | write the life story of conspicuously
successful it is not for him to receive
than 5000 letters, rs per cent of them begging
letters ....
Il once published an article about cripple who
had walked step in his life but who bad
theless gained both fame and fortune by his own
aided, unremitting, tremendous efforts.
Il talked with him the other day and he told me
that he had received at least 5000 letters asking for
money"
1t is easy to see why the thousands of letter writ
tiers in any such have gotten themselves nowhere
They still believe in other peoples luck and in their
need of assistance. They lack the grit to solve
their problems They want to be lifted to the top
of the ladder, that they escape the tediousnesS
of climbing the lower rungs.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01
GOOD WILL GONE ASTRAY

One hundred thousand Christmas post cards went
to the dead letter office from New York City alone
because of incorrect or legble addresses. The total
for the country would be much larger This, Post
office Department bulletin remarks, Notwithstanding
the.campagn of education for correct addressing and
the many warnings against carelessness.'
Probably this mail as whole was comparatively
unimportant. Yet in all the thousands of messages
which reached their destinations it is not impos
sble that there were some whose failure to arrive
changed the course of lives Friendly overtures which
would have led the healing of bitter differences may
have been lost in the of nisdirected matter
Grudges and GOODNESS may have arisen a result of
messages which sent, but, reaching their
destination remained unacknowledged.
At best host of kindly thoughts went only to
make fruitess labor for overworked postal clerks
which might have added to the total of the worlds
cheer had little heed been given to that cam
pagn for correct addressing and the many warnings
against careesSnesS."
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01
A FRIEND OF HUMANITY

great benefactor of humanity. whom the reader
probably heard of, died the other day. He
George H. Hulett who changed the whole system of
handling bulky freight the Great Lakes and whose
laborsaving machinery is slowly coming into all
over the world.
Mr. Hulett dealt with weight and force a vast
scale. 1t seemed absurd to him that 500 men should
toll for II hours to unload 5000 ton cargo of
He created great cam-shell scoops working cranes
whereby cargo twice that big be unloaded in less
than half the time by 25 AS for loading ore or
coal into vessel, that has become almost joke-t is
so easy. One of his devices raises loaded bodily
tips them and dumps their contents down chues into
the hold, fast the be hauled up the in
cline
These machines, by lowering the charges of trans
porting and handling heavy raw materials, have con-
trbuted much to the cheapenng of iron and fuel and
the production and distribution of goods at reasonable
cost everywhere. The man who performs service
like that for humanity surely deserves less recogni
ton than the statesman or the general.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01
Bedtime Stories
Copyright, 1923, by Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate
BY HOWARD R. GARIS
UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE
WHISTLER.

One day as Uncle Wiggily was hop.
ping along through the fields, hop
ing he might have an adventure,
the bunny rabbit gentleman saw a
place where the warm sun had
melted away the snow; leaving a
hole in the side of a hill.
"Oh, ho!'' exclaimed Uncle Wig
gily to himself as he twinkled his
pink nose. ''That hole looks to me
like the front door of den, where
some animal lives. l only hope it
ism It the home of the Fuzzy Fox or
Wozic Wolff
But there was something friendly
about this hole and the smell that
came from it did not seem to be
the wild, scary smell Of Fox or
Wolf.
And just as Uncle Wiggly was
wondering whether lie hadn't better
Eop away, until he found out who
lived in the hole, all of a sudden a
little black nose popped up, and
out of the den came Woody Chuck,
the grounding boy.
~ ''V|uiC' III OF Sidu ~ .
you'll cried Uncle Wiggily. "But
why have you awakened from your
long winter slccp?"
Because TOMORROW is the day
when we woodehucks must look for
cur shadows" answered Woody.
"Hey, Waddie,' he called behind
him in the hole, ''como on up!
Here's Uncle Wiggily!'
Up came the other groundhoe
boy, and very glad the rabbit gen
tlcman was to see them both.
"Thcrc's another reason we a.
Weakened today went on Woody,
as he and Waddie walked out Il lit
tic way into the warm sun-for the
sun was warm, even though this was
the first day Of February. There was
a little thaw in Woodland
"What is the other reason YOU
awakened?' asked Uncle Wiggily.
! "We are expecting a visit from
Uncle MarmOt,' went on the
grounding boy. "He is coming
down from up North to pay us. a
visit, and he may be along any min
ute. Mother said we'd better come
out and see if he might be coming"
"WhO is your Uncle Marmot.' -
asked Uncle Wiggily.
'He is an animal something like
u.s. answered "addies, Except he
is much bigger-he's twice as big as
my father. He doesn t live around
here, but he sent word that he ID
! come to pay us little visit.'
"Wcll, l hope he does,' said
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01
RED PEPPER HEAT
ENDS RHEUMATISM

Red Pepper Rub takes the "ou,
from sore, stiff, aching joints.
cannot hurt you, and it certai.
stops that old rheumatism torture
once.
When You are suffering so you
hardly get around, just try Red Z
per Rub and you viii have
quickest relief known, Nothing
such concentrated, penetrating h
as red peppers. just as soon as J
apply Red Pepper Rub you will
the tingling heat. In three mimi
it warns the sore spot through
through. Pain and soreness are go
Ask any good druggist for a jar
Rowles Red Pepper Rub. Be 81
to get the genuine, with the ma
Rowles on each package.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01
LANTANA

LANTANA, Feb. Little Doro-
thy Delaware, who has been ii, is
much improved at this writing.
Several Lautana people attended
the Imperial high school movies
Monday night.
A. NJ. Mealy sold $50 crates of
lettuce to The packer in FL Centre
recently.
p. BOnfort has been cultivating
his grapes this last week.
w. A. Mcbride was in Scelcy on
bus today.
Mrs. Il. j. Rogers and daughter,
Thelma, Mrs. j. L. Rogers and
daughter frankie, of Westside,
were in this section Tuesday.
Mr.. Davis, FL Centre, was through
this section today.
Fred Mastick, Secley, was in
this district on business. yesterday.
Mr.. and Mrs. ID. Z. Rogers, West
side, visited relatives in this dis
trict Tuesday.
Misses Ethelyn and Helen Sid
ford accompanied by Clifford
OMAR motored to Seelcy Tues
day evening.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01

Uncle Wiggily, ''for should like
to see him. But what s this, boys,
about getting ready to sec your
shadows!o
"That comes tomorrOw-Candlc
mas day" said Woodic. "We'll
tell you about it them"
"Won't you come down in our
burrow and see mother and faith
cr!' politely invited Waddic.
"Thcy're awake from their long
winter sleep for q little while, as
they want to see Uncle Marmot.
Come down.
"Thank you, l will tomorrow, per-
haps," said the bunny. "Just now
| must hop along and look for an
adventure!"
So Uncle Wiggily hoped along,
leaving Woodic and Waddie Chuck
playing in the sun at the entrance
TO their burrow, looking for Uncle
Marmot to come along.
The bunny rabbit was passing a
big stump when all of sudden out
popped the Bob Cat.
"Now I'm going to get your
ears!" howlcd the Bob Cat. But
Just as he reached out claw TO pull
Uncle Wiggily toward him, all of a
sudden a shall whistle sounded over
the fields. Again and again the
whistle sounded.
son, my! l must rum" howled
the Bob Cat. ''That must be a
hunter man whistling to his dogs
and they'll chase me while he shoots
me. I'll get your cars some other
time, Uncle Wiggily!" Then the
Bob Cat ran away. The whistling
still sounded and the bunny was
thinking perhaps he had better
run when he saw a big animal like
Il woodchuck ambling along.
"Did you wliistleH' asked the
rabbit.
~ did, was the answer. 81
saw the Bob Cat after you and
whistled like a hunter. | am u good
whistler, you know. You can hear
me mile away" and he whistled
again.
"Who are you?" asked Uncle
Wiggily.
~ am Uncle Marmot," was the
answer, "and Pm looking for
Woodie and Waddie Chuck to pay
them VISIT
III show yoll where they live,n
said Uncle Wiggily. ''Thcy're
waiting for you, and he took I'm.
Gle Marnot to the bnrrow and every.
body was happy except the Bob Cat.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01
The Land of Topsy Turvy
DIVORCE SO EASY IN YUCATAN
THAT RENO TAKES A BACK SCI

to be international. SO the
was changed and now q foreig
may acquire a residence for dive
purposes in one day.
In certain cases divorces can
obtained by power of attorney
en- to another person and picturtV
the parties in question submitt{
Since sailing to Yucatan is CHI
from the United States and v
20 that state gives an opportur
to see the famous ruins of Uxl
and Chichon.Itza, it is expected I
when the law becomes genera
known Reno and other divorce
onies will suffer heavily.
However, with all the liberali'
of the divorce laws not IL divoi
were granted during the past y,
Those going to Yucatan are
vised to take along Il red card.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01
REVIVAL SINGER
AT CHURCH AGAIN

"Will Jesus Come Again." will
be the subject of Evangelist Burton
at the State Street Christian church
tonight. Mrs. Lawrence Worthy,
one of the singing cvangclists who
has been confined with the flu for
few days, will be at the services
tonight and will render special
musical number.
A delegation of % came from
Brawley on Tuesday evening, and
an even larger number is expected
on Friday evening. DR.. Burton will
give at that time his famous illus
tratcd candle sermon.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01
TEN YEARS AGO.
FEBRUARY /, 1913.

I'll Centre has grown fully 65 per
cent in population this past year,
q fact which is challenging wide
attention.
The secord annual meeting of the
Imperial County Federation of Wo-
men s Clubs held in FL Ceutro at
the Christian Church with large
and enthusiastic attendance from
the various towns of the valley.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01
BY FRED'K @. NEUMEER
United Press Staff Correspondent

MEXICO, CITY, Mexico by mai
to United Press. )-Yucasan, the
land of Topsy, Turvy," is the
home Of the picture divorce.
The opposite of the 'picture
brides' is found in this socialist
state of Mexico.
Divorces are given for the asking
by any party, with or without
cause. Children and maintenance
for wives and property rights are
respected.
The original law provided fer six
months residence for foreigners be.
fore divorce could be granted, but
this was believed by the Socialist
officials to be queer provision in
socialist state, which is supposed
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01

SO it's a good thing marmots can
whistle, isn't it?
So if the icicle doesn't try to
stand on it's head and tickle the
SNOWFALL in the ribs, I'll tell you
next about Uncle Wiggily and the
shadows.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01
AND WIFE
TO VISIT FLORIDA
By United Press

WASHINGTON. Feb. 1.-Prcsi.
dent and Mrs. Harding will leave
for their proposed Florida trip on
March 5, it is officially announced
from the White House today.
Owing to the recent illness OF
both the President and his wife
they plan to rest up and relax in as
quiet manner as possible, hoping
to avoid elaborate public functions
and excitement.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01
ESQ Miners Face
Death in Blast

LONDON, Feb. 1.-Acoording TO
a Central News dispatch from Der
lin, 2J0 miners have been imprisoned
by an explosion. caused frool fire
damp il tie Heinitz mine IL Beu-
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01
Looking Backward
What the Press Files Tell of
Imperial Valley for This Date
i'll Past Years
TWENTY ONE YEARS AGO.
February 1, 1902,

A number of farmers in the val
ley are planning to engage in hog
raising ON an extensive scale this
year.
Fifteen hundred acres WILL be
sown to wheat and barley around
the town of Imperial alone this
season. In every direction farmers
are ready to put in all the acre.
age possible as soon as water is to
be had on their rcspcctiYc placcS.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01

then, Silesia. Several dead have al
ready been brought out and there
is only the slightest hope of rcscu-
ing the remainder.
ears.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01
PRIDE IN PRISON

Curling irons and little mirrors were the Christ
mas presents made by the Salvation Army to the
inmates of San Quentin prison. Prison authorities
reported that every woman no matter how hardened
or how long her term of Imprisonment, welcomed the
gift with pathetic joy, and when given opportunity
to the implements for improving her personal APP
pearance, did so.
Perhaps the Salvation Army donors figured that
improving their appearance might help those women to
improve their morals 1t does not follow. Some of the
worst in the world in prison and out have been
among the most beautiful and best dressed But at
least the gift could do harm Whoever suggested it
understood of the deepest cravings of the feminine
heart-the desire for beauty And if one woman was
impeed by the improvement in her looks to set about
the improvement of her character the entire donation
well worth while.
Very likely there will soon be official
muniques coming in from the French, Somewhere in
the Hole" and froI, the Germans, Somewhere in Ar
rears."
After reading Of the lives and deaths of these
movie stars, it appears that having the world at ones
feet tends to go to ones head.
Germany is said to be full of patriotic fervor. It's
easy to be patriotic when it means not paying your
debts.
Some people seem to feel thrill Of superior self
righteousness every time new trouble breaks out III
Europe.
Those who always waiting to get line on bus
mess conditions before starting anything never get
much business done.
No engagement for the English Crown Prince! ie
take it, is welded to his work
France will go TO Berlin, if necessary says
French army officer And evidently the French army
hopes it viii be necessary.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01

Color al,l flavor Of the citrus
fruits in Florida have been greatly
benefited by cool weather. Oranges
ars being shipped from Mississippi
and PlaqNmines Parish, Louisiana.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01
FIFTEEN YEAS AGO.
February 1, 1908.

IIcbcr is to be town. 1t is to
have large department store and
IL bank this spring and an agricul-
tural college with fine buildings by
next fall.
Z Imperial County Sunday School
Association will meet in the opera
house, III Centre, February u, with
Hugh G. Gibson, state secretary aud
other inst PtetOrs present.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01

The olive crop of Portugal gives
promise of being the largest in years.
There will apparently be surplus
for export.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01

In Reading, Pa, about 600 gallons
of booze was seized in one raid.
Reading maketh full man.
frances new slogan seems to be
"Thcy shall not pass--their pay
mcnts.
Lansing (Mich.) blind pianist lost
the church s money playing poker,
which is harder to play than piano.
Our bootleggcr tells us when he
was seized with the grippe it kept
him i'll longer than when he was
seized with the suitcase.
Seven aviators will try to fly
around the world this spring. Spring
always makes one feel like. that.
Learning to skate causes many a
mans downfall.
The United States has 229,887 po-
liccmcn. This is the reason Ireland
has trouble handling riots.
American Tree Association will
plant a million trees SO don't worry
about shade for 1943.
Pure white beaver was caught
near Fort Williams, Ont, which may
have turned pale from overwork.
London doctor says Bolshcvism is
due to bad teeth. We knew there
was something loose i'll their heads.
Miss Martha Miller is a famous
big game huntrcss who tainted be-
fore a New York audience because
she had never seen such strange
things.
They say babe Ruth has reduced
20 pounds. He must be eating at a
boarding house.
A Waterloo Ua.) man asked to be
arrested for killing squirrels so now
he can plead they attacked him be.
cause he was u nut.
The younger generation thinks it
is entitled to life, liberty aud the
pursuit Of snappiness.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01

A Waterloo Ua.) man asked to be
arrested for killing squirrels so now
he can plead they attacked him be.
cause he was Il nut.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01

Lansing (Mich.) blind pianist lost
the church's money playing poker
which is harder to play than piano
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01

Miss Martha Miller is famous
big game huntress who tainted be-
fore a New York audience because
she had never seen such strange
things.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01

They say Babe Ruth has reduced
20 pounds. He must be eating at a
boarding house.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01
TOM SIMS SAYS

In Reading, Pa, about 600 gallons
of booze was seized in one raid.
Reading makcth full man.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01

The younger generation thinks it
is entitled to life, liberty and the
pursuit of snappiness.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01

Very likely there will soon be official
munques coming in from the French, Somewhere in
the Hole" and froI2 the Germans, Somewhere in Ar
rearS."
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01

London doctor says Bolshcvism is
due to bad teeth. We knew there
was something loose i'll their heads
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01

After reading of the lives and deaths of these
movie stars it appears that having the world at ones
feet tends to go to ones head.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01

frances new slogan seems to be
"Thcy shall not pass-their pay
mcnts.'
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01

Pure white beaver was caught
near Fort Williams, Ont, which may
have turned pale from overwork.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01

Germany is said to be full of patriotic fervor. It's
easy to be patriotic when it means not paying your
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01

No engagement for the English Crown Prince!
se take it, is welded to his work
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01

Those who are always waiting to get line on
less conditions before starting anything never
uch business DONE
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01

Our bootleggcr tells us when inc
was seized with the grippe it kept
him i'll longer than when he was
seized with the suitcase.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01

Some people seem to feel thrill Of superior self
righteousness every time trouble breaks out iii
Europe
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01

France will go to Berlin, if necessary says
French army officer And evidently the French army
hopes it viii be necessary
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01

American Tree Association will
plant a million trees SO don't worry
about shade for 1913.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01

The United States has 229,887 pc.
licemen. This is the reason Ireland
has trouble handling riots.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-01

Seven aviators will try to fly
around the world this spring. Spring
always makes one feel like. that.