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Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1923-05-12

DRY Of the late DR.. r. ii. Boyd. The
speakers were Revs. w. w. Wa.d; q.
o. Wing; S. b. Aston and 7. w. He
brcn.
Mrs. Amanda Poole died THURSDAY.
May 3rd at her home in West Wythe-
willie. She was about so years old. She
leaves two sons, husband and a host
of friends to mourn Their loss.
Rev. ID. F.. Tucker (whitel preached
Sunday night at Bethel A. NJ. +.
to large and appreciative audience
Mrs. Nj. A. Thomas an old residen,
of Wytheville who died in Bristol.
Tennessee will lie brought to her old
home Tuesday for burial.
Mr.. Hughie Miles and family o.
Bristol. Tenn. are the guest of his
mother-in-law, Mrs. Emma Wrencher.
Mr.. Samuel Bailey is quite i'll at the
home of his sister, Mrs. Jennie Young
err.
Mrs. Lorraine Ellison is preparing
to give high class drama at Frank
lin ST. NJ. Z. church My 18th. Come
one. Come all.
Rev. and Mrs T. W. Hebron enter
tanned the Eureka Choral Club Mon
day night May 7th. the latters birth.
| DAY. May the Lord bless them.
Messrs. Robt. Green, Albert Holli
day, Misses Leon johnson, Annie How
ard and Gussie Holiday mortored 20
RRiral Retreat Sunday to visit their
friends.
Mr.. Varney Redmond left Tuesday
morning for Bluefield West Va
Mrs. Minnie Henson left Monday
night for her home in Baltimore, Md.
Mrs. Josie Williams and daughter
Mrs. Mamie Lee Songer, who nave
been spending few weeks in Blue
fl Id, w. Va, with her husband, return
ed last Wednesday with u load or
praises for that city and longing III
ltEcIr hearts to go again.
Rev. Edward Gibson of Tiptop, Va
is home on account of the death Of II S
sister Mrs. M. A. Thomas.
MudaInes Ella Hale, Carrie Crockett
and Bell Crockett of Max Meadows ut
tended the funeral Mrs. Amanda:
Poole.
Mss Leon Johnson who has been a
tending the public school of Wythe
vile left Monday fer her home :: lv::,
hoe, Va.
Mothers day will be observed in all
churches Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Eugene Howard of P,l
laski are visiting Mrs. Gurtrude Allen
their mother, who has been very i'll.
The Public School will have its com
/ mcpcement Monday night, May 14th
/ Let everybody come out.
: Master RObt. Lee Gibson had a mar
, row escape from serious injury while
, out driving with his uncle. Mr. w. r
, Gibson, Jr.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1923-05-12
THE DOlNGS OF THE Y. NJ. CA

Last Saturday 5 P. Nj. many work
ers gathered to hear the explanation
on the Sunday School Lesson by DR..
w. II. Stokes and were helped.
The boys and men of the Y. NJ. G.. A.
found themselves busy as usual on
the Lords Day.
$3.50 A. M an hour for the workers
and the time was profitable.
In the penitentiary q great meetin,;
was held for the women. Subject.
what shall separate us from the love
or Christi" chorus of young womeE
from the converts band of 9Th Mt
A1on Baptist church sang. directed by
Mrs Louise Deane. The All Stars Jun
ior Quartette made great impression
for the Master. The paper by one OF
tbs ladies went right to the heart. Re
marks by Mr.. and Mrs. BENJAMIN
DeHne we're very helpful. A good be-
ginning for the day 9:45 A. M.
10 A. M. Chairman James Dunn con
Quoted the meetings in the City Home
toI the inmates and he was more than
paid for serving his fellowmen.
Chairman VIM. Thomas 10 A. M. in
the city Jail was very much encourag
ed by results that were accomplished
by the work that was done for the
prisoners.
3:3OP. NJ at the 5th Street Baptist
church the services ran high for the
good of women and men. Rev. S. l..
Thomas preached a sermon which is
SUI burning upon the hearts of all
who heard him. Subject: Things that
lead to Success" The choir of the
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1923-05-12
Y. w. G. A. NOTES.

Phyllis Wheatley reserves complete
program for Mother andDaughter.
Big Week" May 13-19th. A program
unusual charm and beauty each eve.
ming.
May 18th, Sunday Mothers Day by
H. ]. c. Refinement. Industry. Cul
ture) club of the Girl Reserves. Miss
icie Hilton presiding; others ~, pro.
gram: Club sextette, Miss Rebekan
BuTrell. Mrs. p. NJ. wilkins. Mis-, Mar
ion Cooper; Miss Rebecca Conway,
MISS Thelma Jenkins; Miss Blanche
Taylor. Miss Annie Jenkins. Miss Mil.
dred wilkins; Miss Fannie Martin,
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1923-05-12
ROANOKE ITEMS.

ROANOKE, VA, May S.-Ine
newly appointed Presiding Elder of
the Roanoke District, held his quar-
ter.y meeting Sunday. May 6, at IL
A. M. and P. M. Presiding Elder,
Rev T. w. Cotton preached to a
large audience Sunday morning at
Mt Zion A. NJ. E. Church. His text
was II Kings 2:9-10. At night he
delivered another wonderful DIS
course wherein aaE who heard him
were thoroughly convinced that he Is
a God-sent messenger to the people
of Southwest Virginia. There were
three accessions. Money collected.
$154.39. Communed 23b.
Mr.. G. E. Harris, 16 10 12 Street
had five ribs broken when he fell
from box car in the N. and WI. yards
on April IS. He has been discharged
from Burrell Memorial Hospital and
is convalescing.
Mrs. Lucy Coles, Of Norfolk Ave
nue. is indisposed
Mrs. Broadenax, of Norfolk Ave-
nue. rs also indisposed.
Miss Callie Horton, Of Norfolk Ave
nue., who has been quite i'll, is some
what improved.
Mrs Bertha Howard. 302 Seventh
Avenue has rheumatism.
Mrs. Laura Durphy is much i'm
proved after SIX weeks of illness. She
resides on Harrison Avenue, West
Roanoke.
The First Quarterly Conference of
the Roanoke District convened Mon
day night with p. F., T. w. Cotton
presiding. Brother G. H. Howard Of
fered prayer. The conference was
called to order and G.. H. Howard
elected Marshal, Whiting Peters, Sec
rotary. Mrs. Gertrude Hatcher, AS.
sistant Secretary. Reports from the
various auxiliaries were very encour-
aging. as expressed by the Presiding
Elder.
The first quarters reports were as
follows: Conversions, = accessions,
Is; baptisms, 6; marriages, 2;
deaths, 3. Money raised, over SO, 900
Balance in treasury, $1.5549S.
The Presiding Elder expressed his
gratitude in finding the work at the
head Of his district so we'll managed
under the leadership Of Rev. James
S. Hatcher.
Mrs. Cassandra Wright, of Seventh
Avenue, N. w. died here Monday af-
ternoon at 5:45, after a long linger-
ing illness. She was a faithful men,
Der of Mt. Zion A M. e. Church for
many years. She was the daughter
of Mr.. M. Traynham and the wife
Of James Fl Wright She leaves to
mourn, loving husband, sister, two
sons, daughter, father, two aunts and
a host Of relatives and friends.
The Virginia Baptist State Conven-
ton convened here this week and
many visitors throng the city, from
far and near to witness this grand
Christian gathering and to hear the
strong deliberations of this august
assembly.
Mrs. Carrie Stafford passed through
the city enroute for Ohio last Sunday.
She worshipped at Mt Zion A. M. E.
where she had often communed I'm
other years. She was much loved
and respected by the membership.
Miss Minnie Dehavan of Poro Col
lege left for Baltimore Sunday night
in the interest of Poro She had
been called to the funeral of her
sister-in-law, Mrs. William S. DELAY
EN-, of High Street.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1923-05-12

ing to announcement to day by the
National Association for the Advance
ment OF Colored People, 70 Fifth Ayr.
nue., New York.
In the Summary of Declarations OH
Soc'al Justice, by the Central Confer
ence OF American Rabbis. 1920-1922,
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1923-05-12

appears the following paragraph:
The Conference declares its abhor-
renee of lynching and denounces all
VINO participate in and abet this bru.
tai practice. 1t advocates legislation
which shall make lynching a Federal
offense.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1923-05-12
WYTHEVILLE NEWS.

The churches of the city were well
Observed Sunday.
Memorial services were held Sunday
afternoon at Baptist church In mem
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1923-05-12

to help the licentiate ministers Of his
church.
Grand Talking Garden and Fun fes-
tivai at the Mt. Calvary Baptist church
Monday, May 14th. P. NJ Admission
10 cents. Rev. c.. A. Cobbs pastor.
Deacon Nathaniel Yates, Church clerk.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1923-05-12
AMERICAN RABBITS URGE FED
ERAL ANTT-IYNCHING LAW.

American rabbis have gone on
record as urging the enactment OF
Federal law to end lynching, accord
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1923-05-12
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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-31
D. C.APARTMENT
HOUSE RULED
BYJAN|TOR
DweIIers Find No Relief From
Petty Tyranny of Superin-
~ tendent.

TINES STAFF. PHOTO

Investigation of the action OF a
janitor in a fashionable washington
apartment house in requesting resi-
dents of the apartment to patrontze
certain local dealers, is being com
pleted today by District officials.
The janitor, 1t is stated, had plh-
cards printed enumerating rules OF
conduct to be observed by tenants,
and ending with the list of dealers
who were to be patronized II delivery
was to be made at the apartment.
The card, it was stated, was signed
by Order of Health and Fire Comm.
Janitor.'
A copy of the placard was submit
ted to District Health Officer
William Fowler, who requested an
investigation by the police depart
ment. It was reported by the cor
poration counsel that there was no
direct violation of law involved, and
no legal action could be taken.
Efforts are being made today to
locate some ruling which will cover
the matter.
Among the rules listed by the jani-
tor is one which reads:
IF any of the plumbing, fixtures,
ETC., get out of order, don't mar it
yourself; send for the janitor."
Another states that "Noisy enter
tainment must be stopped at ~ p.
m. sharp"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-31
JUDGE RELEASES PRISONER
WHOSE FATHER Is DEAD

Because his father had died while
ne was under arrest, James C.
Riggs 1881 l. street southeast, ac-
cused of being drunk in a Seventh
street lunch room last night, was
released on his personal bonds bv
Judge Schuldt yesterday.
GO nome and pay reverence to
your fathers memory, young man, /"
Judge Scnuldt admonished. you
nave oeen mere on previous occa.
Slons, understand, yet I will be
lenient with you this time"
eye as he left the court room.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-31
Brown Derby is Prize
of D. E.. Head For
His Angling

A handsome brown derby
with gold band today rests on
the desk of Commissioner
James F. Oyster-a trophy
awarded the police commits
sioner by his colleagues yester-
day.
The prize was given to the
commissioner along with a new
title, viz: "The super-fisher-
man of the District building"
The three Commissioners went
a-fshing in Chesapeake bay,
near Annapolis, yesterday.
Thirty rock fish succumbed
during the day. Of this num-
mer, Commissioner Oyster
caught nearly one-half of them.
He would have caught more ex-
cept for a sudden illness. Brief
though the illness was, it was
serious enough to prevent him
making additional catches.
Today the Commissioner, fully
recovered and proud, is back at
his desk.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-31
COURT TO HEAR 20 OLD
BOOTLEGGING CHARGES

Twenty-three cases against al
legged bootleggers, some of them
dating back more than a year,
he tried tomorrow and Thursday,
according to announcement by AS
sistant District Attorney Thomas
THOSE docketed for tomorrow are:
Charles Strivers, Joel Avery, George
l.. Edelin,, Lawrence Hail. Orvilie
Anderson, William Blackwell Eiils
Rose, Charles Rice, Louis Rods,
John Madison, Alphonza Williams.
James M. sheehan, and Louise
Randall.
The Thursday docket includes
Thomas Brown. Joseph SILVER
James Kenney and his wife Mary
two charges each), Clarence Butler,
Frank Smith, Othello Richardson.
Theodore Lee, William Wilson, and
Joseph Wills. 1880. .----..---.I
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-31
GUARDSMEN PLAN NEW
MILITARY POLICE FORCE

organization of a new military
police company in the District Ma.
tional Guard, to consist Of two Of.
flcers and fifty men, Is planned
today.
The new company will hold out
an opportunity for rapid advance.
ment, 1t is stated, since non-com.
missioned officers are TO be chosen
from the recruits, and further ex
pansion of the unit later will afford
additional opportunities for advance
ment.
The outfit will be commanded by
First Lieut.. Thomas Sabol, a lieu
tenant of the United States Capitol
police. Lieut.. Raymond M. Peak
will be second in command. These
officers will be in the National
Guard Armory, Fifth and l. streets
northwest, tonight to receive re
cruits. Requirements are the same
as for other guard units.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-31
MAN HELD ON CHARGE OF
STEALING NEWSPAPERS

Held for the theft of newspapers
from a news-rack at Columbia and
Quarry roads northwest. a man
giving his name as Ward Tiers
was arraigned in Police Court to.
day. His case was continued.
Detective William S. Smoot, OF
the Tenth precinct, charged that
last Saturday he saw Tiers acting
suspiciously around the rack. After
watching him for short time, the
detective said Tiers tried to re
move the coin box attached to it
Failing in this, he seized the papers
1t was asserted.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-31
TRAFFIC STUDY
TORESULT|N
CHANGES
Elimination of Parking on Sew
eraI Downtown Streets Said
to Be Advocated.

Continuation Of one-way streets
and the elimination of parking on
several downtown streets are said
to be prominent recommendations
of the special traffic committee ap-
pointed. some time ago by the Dis
trict Commissioners.
A final meeting Of the committee
on the special report was held yes
terday afternoon in the office of
Ringgold Hart. assistant corporation
counsel of the District. The report
will be placed in the hands of the
Commissioners today or tomorrow.
Several weeks ago the committee
was asked to make a study of the
one-way traffic streets. The report
Is only a part of the work before
the committee, which has been en-
gagged for some time in a study of
the entire code Of traffic regulations
of the District with a view to
recommending such changes as. In
it's judgment. may be necessary to
meet conditions since the regula-
tions were promulgated.
Commencing existing regulations,
Mr.. Hart said yesterday that he
believed nresent traffic conditions,
in general, very good. Traffic ac-
cidents," he declared, 'are due to
marked violation of the regulations.
Good regulations cannot overcome
lack of compliance with them.
can analysis Of the recent acct
dents which have occurred will
show, for instance, that two which
resulted seriously were caused by
motorist travelling in the wrong
direction on q one-Way street. This
seems to me inexcusable. One-way
streets are plainly and frequently
marked throughout their length,
and these signs can be easily seen
by anyone who keeps his eyes open
AS every one who drives an auto
mobile is supposed to do"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-31
THE BIRTH OF BIG BERTHA

Even her parents were hard
boiled. Her father was a twenty
minute egg that had never been
scramb led. Just after Bertha was
born, the old lady shot the old man
for eating crackers in bed. The
judge sentenced her to prison from
now on" When Bertha was three
years old she received a birthmark,
She went to visit her old lady at
Leavenworth and fell out of an
upper berth on her head. Thus 1t
was an upper birthmark. II she had
received q lower birthmark she
would have had a whole section.
The only thing they fed Bertha on
when she was a child of two was
rock candy. Once in a while they'd
vary 1t and put in gravel. This gave
her sandy complexion. She worked
in a Laundry, but quit because the
water wasn't hard enough to suit
her. Later she got a job as a model
In a burslar-proof safe factory.
But she wouldn't stand for anv
fooljng. She always had her shoes
half-soled after she had been out
for an automobile ride.
But she died from exhaustion in
telephone booth-trying to get the
right number.
MDMcE.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-31
C|TY'S LIST
IS NEARLY
COMPLETE
All TabuIated, But 1881
Papers Still Have to Be
Reviewed..

In an effort to speed up tabu-
lation and reviews of United
States employees papers, the
Classification Board today called
to Washington a number Of ex-
perts from field stations through
out the country for temporary
duty.
Request Promptly Met.
The classification act provided no
appropriation for the board but gave
authority for requesting services Of
qualified employees or officers now
In the Government service. The de-
partments, with but few exceptions,
have met these requests promptly.
The men called in today are to be
employed for the most part in hano-
ling details of the work of classify
ing positions in the field services
where figures were not available in
Washington.
Experts Ordered Here. 80.
Among the men detailed In today's
order are Anthony w. Durell, spe-
cial deputy collector, Philadelphia,
and Frederick s.. Freed, special GUS
toms agent. New York customs serv-
ice of the Treasury Department; H.
G. Richey, superintendent of con-
struction, New Orleans, Treasury de-
partment, supervising architects of
flee; Christopher M. Granger, assist
ant district forester, Denver, Colo,
and Arthur T. Epson, chief forest
products laboratory, Madison, Wis;
George w. Presby. supervising clerk.
Boston Navy Yard; Alcott w. Stock
well, immigrant inspector, Boston.
Mass; Edmund S. Van Brunt, ma
rine engineer, Rock Island, ILL.,, and
George A. Rankin, consulting chem
LIST, Edgewood, Nd.
Classification papers are still to
be received from the Treasury De.
partment and War Department, all
others now being in hand. The
Treasury Department with an esti-
mated total of 10000 positions to be
classified has submitted 1858
papers and the War Department
with 1881 to be accounted for has
submitted 2,S51.
papers of the following departments
pleted, 1t was reported today.
District Is i'm Lead.
Department of Justice, 675 posi-
tons; Postoffice, 1854 positions; In.
terror 5,6765- Agriculture 4,613; Labor
627; Commission of Arts, 2; National
Advisory Committee on Aeronautics,
Y; office of the superintendent,
State. War and Navy buildings,
1906; Smithsonian Institution, 479;
Panama Canal, So; the White House,
30; the Botanical Gardens, AZ; the
United States Employees Compensa-
ton Commission, 76; Veterans Bu-
reau, 4,496; Federal Board for Voca-
tional Education. Is; the Govern
ment Printing Office, 1,549; the
Shipping Board, 118; Rock Creek
and Potomac parkways, 4, and
Arlington Memorial bridge, 1.
Papers have been received for
each of the 2,21S positions to be
classified in the District government
and all of these papers have been
tabulated. Only 1881, however.
have been completely reviewed.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-31
A. c. CLARK APPOINTED TO
MARK HISTORICAL SITES

The District Commissioners today
appointed Allen c. Clark. president
of the Columbia Historical Society.
as chairman of the committee on
the marking of historical sites in
the District OF Columbia.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-31

Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Loosen left
for New York City Saturday eve
ming, where Mrs. Loosen will under
go an operation.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-31
THE GOLD DIGGER.

The hours I've spent with thee.
Have cost me piles Of dough,
And yet you've hooked another guy
Sad, but SO.
I'll bet paid for 100 boxes Of
which your appetite devOured;
I bought You dinners; took you to
Sure, I'm eOured.
You stuck to me tin my wad was
gone;
You didn't mind how much the
And then ia, you landed another cheap
Who'll also get the are:
This business of throwing old
shoes and rice at the newly mar
ried couple resulted seriously in
South Carolina the other day
following a colored wedding.
Two No. II shoes hit the bride
groom on the "haid" and put
him out of business, a small riot
resulting.
'Bob's been married five years
and has no heir apparent"
"He never did have much hair
anyhow, even before he married."
A. j. II.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-31

THE POOR HEAVYWEIGHTs.

HE EOOAG hnfAN " EIAuH4Cs
All a heGvyUeight fighter
needs Is 100 pounds and q good
memory. If his memory is poor,
he mag spoil the fight by for
getting to lag dos0n aOhen he is
supposed to.
One of these days heGvy-
. 4Ueights will refuse to enter the
ring unless a bed is put in their
corner.
A fight report aUiH read:
"Pile Driver Pete's pojGnsGs
10ere brought into the ring at
the end of the. si9th, but the
spectators did not remain to see
him retire" MIKE HENRY.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-31
YES, WE HAVE THESE.

Because ats hard for q rich
man to enter the kingdom of
heaven some 1Uomen try to get
all q man has before he goes
away.
The man UhO wears both belt
and s1speStders mag not be O.
pessinsist. He IS more than
likely a bTickLGyer going home
with has aOeek's WGges in his
pockets.
After a mans loOe letters are
read tn q breach of promise or
divorce suit, he probably real
ICES that they are truly "Os-its
of error.
Pedestrians are those who
haze the right to trGveI the
highways until they get Knocked
doUn. Then they lose their
"stGndfng."
The pLoHghboys of yesterday
used to guide their steeds Nth
"hGU" and "gee." With gnso-
line steeds about all you hear Is
"dnmn."
Miss Jetoel IS to teach men
and aConse1t ho1U to ive to be $50
gears of age? Women mag giVe
ear, but men 4Oon't forget that O.
man once listened to O. U0mum
and his stag in the Garden of
Eden aOGs shortened.
-rf-. HANK HA WKINS,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-31
WHAT DID HE SAY?

A banana peel on a sidewalk lay,
Exhibiting signs of early decay
A portiy gentleman came along
Whistling the air of a merry song,
That old b. p. got in its work,
And threw him, there, with a Jerk.
What he said, before he arose,
hesitate here to disclose.
III. SMITH.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-31
WOOING DAME FORTUNE.

You cannot win Dame Fortune with q
smile,
Nor by flattery this artful Dame be-
guile.
To make o strong impression
On this maid of rare discretion,
Remember. you must wait on her
awhile.
She's turned her back on many I'm dis.
dainj
Should she heartlessIy you spurn, ask
her again.
II you'd catch and tame this fIirt,
Put on speed; you'll have to squirt
Let better luck next time be your re-
fratn.
WILLIAM BARNARD STAFFORD.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-31

THE HABIT OF DISCIPLINE.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-31

"The difference between home
and q restaurant" announces
one colxnaasist, as that at home
you recognize the dinner scraps
yoM get ut the neat 1peGI."
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-31

S1IE i! )! \!
~azH1zI1D1I -oBy BILL PRIcE'c-NAs ~ -

THE OTHER day I walked
DOWN THE street and all
THE FELLOWS I saw asked:
ais 1T hot enough for you?"
Z .
I WAS 50 busy answering
THEM ALL I didn't have
TINE TO get hot myself
UNTIL A guy asked me to
LOAN HIM five bucks!
THE UNKNOWN.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-31

WAS SHE LOOSENED UP?
From the BaldwinsvilIe. N. Y, Gazette