Evening star., 1923-04-22
no the editor: Long Island So
ciety has been flocking the
past Vk. to the annual Great

past Wk. to the annual Great
u Neck automobile show which
in these parts is an event only I'd in
Importance to the yearly muzzling of
dogs for which a special holiday has
been set to one side in August
This yr. the auto show is being held
on the front lawn of the palatial
Lardner estate and the yard is clut-
tered up with such brilliant beyy
of costumes that person can hardly
look out the window without a slight
feeling of nausea
The writer will not make no at
tempt to describe the different garbs
which fair feminity has showed up
with on this occasion but will devote
this article entirely to the new types
of different kinds of automobile de-
signs which is being displayed with
q view to public favor.
The motor which perhaps has at
| tracted the most nation wide tension
at this exhibit is the 1923 Aspersia
sport model.
The tonneau of this car is SO con-
structed that they can't nobody ride
in 1t but sports. The instant you step
| inside of this car you are taking a
gamblers chance.
Still and all they has been nothing
showed on the premises which COM
pares with this model Is unique body
design and up to date conveniences.
| The space between the drivers seat
and the rear seat has been fitted up
as a 1st. class barber shop which the
barber takes comb. brush and etc. out
| of nj
blades is never used twice except
when a policeman asks you for ride
home.
Between the barber shop and the
rear seat is the locker room and
shower baths and swimming pool.
The rear seat itself is upholstered in
porcupine quills SO as they's no dan
ger of the occupant lulling off to
sleep on the way home. Three rou-
lette tables and crap game winds
up the equipment Of the tonneau.
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THE drivers seat has the usual i'm
| they's an alarm clock and a penny
weighing machine which you get
weighed for nothing IL you guess
within lbs. of your actual weight.
These innovations has made the front
seat so popular that it Is next to i'm
possible to get anybody to ride in the
| back seat let alone keep them from
falling out.
There Is also a shooting gallery.
This sport model is imported from
Megalomania and coses $1,100.00 on
the hoof of which the buyer must
pay $500 down and the balance at
$3.50 per wk. 1t is a whole lot more
inexpensive car than it soun's as very
few purchasers lives to make the I'd.
payment
| Next to the Aspersia in public In
terest Is the new II cylinder Weasel.
This car is what they call an enclosed
time lock model and when you once
get In 1t you can't get out till the time
Is up.
| Like for inst suppose you get in the
car and set the time lock for 1-2 past
(, 8 the next evening. Well, no mat
ter where you are at or what you pass
by, you can't get out of the car till
1-2 past the next evening when the
doors opens by themselfs.
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towards allowing a person to get
back in shape after a Rotary club din
ner. This car Is libel to become very
popular on acct. of economical rea-
sons They give 1t to you.
Amongst the other popular designs
which has wakened public interest at
this show is the Pseudo-Pullman
Limousine. This high class model is
equipped with 1S uppers and lowers
and drawing rooms Theys a
drinking water tank at each end with
lily cups.
To carry out the Pullman idear a
conductor comes through every little
vile and wants to see your ticket
This OF course Is all in fun.
| The other equipments consists Of a
railway guide and a national hotel
guide. There is also a couple wash
rooms with liquid soap and the cars
all includes a colored man named
( Geo. These models sells by the mile
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| 4 MOTHER new model worthy of
IA mention 10 the Nails-2o. This