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The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16

England and France gathered up some $4,000
square miles of German territory as spoils of
war, and yet complain bitterly about hard times.
If they had gathered in all German territory
they would probably be plumb bankrupt. The
United States got nothing but cusses from Eu-
rope for not cancelling it's debt
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16
PEACE AT LAST

An old white-haired gentleman of
Philadelphia spent 18 years of his life
secretly constructing battleship
made entirely of toothpicks. Not one
of the family was aware of the tedi-
Gus task until it was finished
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16

We hope the democratic legislature in prac-
tically disappearing the Colorado river compact
feels that they have ripped President Harding's
administration wide open. Their action viii
prove one of the worst boomerangs the demo-
cratic party of Arizona has ever run up against
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16

est stone;
The constant gnaw of Towser masticates the
hardest bone;
The constant, cooling lover carries off the blush
ing mad
And the constant advertiser is the one who gets
the tradei
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16
OVER EDUCATED

Education is a great thing" said
kingston. There's Bellington, grad
uated in social welfare at Yale and
now he's head of the biggest prison
in the country"
Right" /" said Kinsley, ."and one Of
his 1O-year tenants is classmate who
won all the medals for handwriting
and took up forgery"
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16
TALKS, TICKLES AND
TANTRUMS
COLLoQUACToUsLY SPEAKING
+@4@@@%%@%@%@# : = = = . = = = . =

"Dis sho' am desultory day." re-
marked Rufus Lee pleasantly, lifting
his weather-beaten hat and bowling to
the dusky Miss Johnson.
"Law, Misto Lee," replied that lofty
lady, "Ah fin it Internationally ftig.
idity dis mornin'."
go long, Miss Johnsin," said the
brave Mr.. Lee, nonplussed. "Yo all
am so economical"
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16

McAdoo seems to be prolific suggester to a
republican congress as how best to pay the debts
he helped make when he was financing the coun-
try. He resigned in the middle of. the mess when
it got too strong for him
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16
THE SOCIAL CLIMBER

Old King Coal was a merry old soul,
A merry old soul was he.
Said he: "Since I'm worth sixteen dol
lars ton,
I'm the pride of Societee."
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16
A MATTER OF SENTIMENT

Rub: "What do you think of these
automobile petting parties 2"
Dub: "Well, it seems to me that
public sentiment is against public sem
timent." "
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16
THE BIG DIPPER

II simply must have my daily dip, !"
announced the humorous Atlantic City
cop as he picked up his seventh pick
pocket that week.
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16

Over in New Mexico state senator has
thought of something new. He has introduced
a bill giving towns and cities a right to tax
themselves for town band. He probably plays
an accordion. sz,
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16

Another bright idea would be for the legisla-
ture to rent the Colorado river to the United
States. Eh? What?
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16

Winslow has started the necessary proceed
ings for the paving of thirty-nine blocks the
coming year. Evidently Winslow has started
going ahead forward.
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16

Mildewed Mildred says she never knew being
bitten by Vatimines was dangerous until she
read the legislative discussion of the Colorado
river compact.
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16
THE RIOT

Whats all the excitement down at
the chess tournament 2"
"The landlord just told the gang
they'd have to move"
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16

In a report of new bills introduced recently,
the Phoenix Republican says: House Bill 109,
by Mr. Griffin, authorizing the governor to ap-
point "a" iteracy commission" We're for it.
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16

Prescott has an enterprising public spirited
citizen who advertises the advantage of that city
daily in the newspapers. He has many things
worth while pointing out and is doing it.
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16
WHO CAN TELL

Speedo: II wonder what makes peo-
pie have wavy hair?"
Peppo: Perhaps they have water
on the BRAIN"
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16

The Victim: Forty cents for that
massacre you called "a shave? Why
consarn it, you sliced my face four
times into the dealt"
The Victimizer: certainly, sir - a
dime a slice. This is cut-rate shop. ;"
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16

Harold Lloyd has cinema-ed Mildred Davis.
She has been his leading lady long time any
how.
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16
IN GOOD TASTE

May: ooh, Ray dear, is my hair in
your way"
Ray: 'You said a mouthful, May
time"
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16

. It begins to look as though more soap was
needed in the lower Colorado basin.
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16
NARROW ESCAPE

Smith: "Dobbs just escaped div
orce suit by hair.
Jones: "Yes, he found it on his coat
before his wife did,
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16
ADVANCE INFORMATION

She: "How did yog know I was go-
ing to wear my hair curled this eve
ming z"
He: II saw it in the papers this
morning"
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16

The pagan" should be knocked out of all Eu-
ropean- a.-----1~.4s4
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16
NEXTl

What is an innocent bystander,
daddy 2"
Zone who is minding his own bust
ness at the wrong time, my son."
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16
TIMES AMT WHAT THEY WUZ

He always claimed that he had
worked with Booth and Barrett and
this got him lots of consideration
where actors gathered. But if asked
about any of his parts he would ans
wer: II die hoof beats" And then he
would always add: "The drama has
gone to pot"
"Why So"
Anybody can do honks outside.
The Coconino sun., 1923-02-16
WISE GUY

Willie: Pop, what is a psycholo-
gist?"
Pop: "A psychologist, my son is a
man who never plays poker for money
when there are women in the game.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-29

Will TRADE Tot on r. Nineteenth 81 and
S4UQ as first payment ON 6vcroom house
close to car line and in good nelghborhood.
Main 0t86 Evening. Washington 36l4-R-T.
WILL trade, broom cottage; good location;
for or Groom modern double. Pay cash
A J. MEYER REALTY c., 800 Kahn Bldg,
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-29
DEATH NOTICES

49, N~~~~~~~~~~s~~
#sS<<5H, JAY L.-Age 81 years. beloved hus-
x3f&7S OF Ella Black, passed a@ az Mafch :; =
5 residence. 800 i. v asil-.i- toi. I u
sS&# services viii be held Thursday. ; p m.
80 flliam Yelling chapel 94o f. Washing
- Friends may call 4huT-Gas burial
kf.& be Friday at Frankfort, Ind
#JDFR. MARTHA E-Beloved wife of
49, harles A. Bruder, passed away az 1eE
II Nnle. 5sS7. Locke st, Tuesday, Aarcn -,
*e& D. m Funeral at above address. FRIDAY,
&%arch 80. . D. N. Friends invited Burial
se5rown Hill cemetery,
@yONFYS J W-Superintludent of Penn
sylyania railroad passed away March . az
his residence, 39U2 , &eti3-ai1- tFAeiloS
may call at the residence after Thursday
noon. Funeral and burial at Columbus. o.
Friday afternoon.
COTTON. ALICE I-Wife Of l. NJ. Cotton,
mother OF Mrs. Essle 1rr=ang and tloEo
r. Cotton. passed away al tHe nome oAo.}
Park ave. March Is. Funeral Friday. =
?. n. Friends invited
FDNONDSON, FRANK-AEe -. husband of
Nollie Edmondson ana father OF Harry
Edmoudsou. passed away at the nome. ''s',lo
". Washington ST.. wednesday, Mdfcn .
Funeral notice later
FYFRSON- FRANCES E-Bel0vcd mother
Of Clara uy0us1 N0gie, sra- ldinotler OF
Irene Lyons. Ida WysoDE a1n hNth Jalf1c,
passed away "Wednesday. Aaren 20 q. ~
p. M. age 6S years ana 9 months Al Iiie
home of her daughter. al g. Pine ST. r u
neral notice later
OTTO. JOSEPHINE-Passed away at s..
Vinccnts Hospital p III. e1 -.-t5.la.'
March IS. Funeral SATURDAY morning
March 81. 10 a. a.. Eahours, mt
PIERCE. GEORGE L--Passed away
Wednesday afternoon. 4aFcA 20 az ,lt t5s
residence Of his son. Oral a. Fl.ree- as,s'
CarrolltOn ave. Funeral tF-aa}' Aatlh ~,
$50 D. m Private. ffieHas may can
Thursday from % 8 p- f'-
SHIELDS FVA-WIfe ot Waiter Shields.
formerly Of Indianapolis. passed away 3-
St Paul. Mimi. Mother of Mrs AHrtls
Christ ffeTsou and Margaret a-sttA- Sttk-
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-03-29

YOU have help instead Of going it
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New Britain herald., 1923-04-11
BILL AGAINST D. S.
time KILLED TODAY
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should run on standard time as far
as possible. Make the law read as
deterrent OF what IL contrary 10
the law OF the state" he said, "lei
il help TO lead the state back TO only
standard time"
Senator Trumbull. however, OPP
posed the bill entirely. Ho main
tanned that while he favored but one
time, he felt that passing the bill
would cause confusion in the state in
dustries.
Senator Ellis spoke against the bill
declaring that endeavcring 10 force
the state to conform 10 but one time
under existing conditions would work
a hardship. ut would he foolish leg
islation TO forbid a man to set his
watch according to any way he pleases
and to put in the word wilfully docs
rot make any difference, 1t would
merely make the state foolish"
He then cited a supposed bill sub
mitted to him concerning hobbed hair,
the hair part of the governor and
other fancied prohibitive legislation,
and compared it to the bill.
Senator Rudd again spoke in favor
of the bill. pointing out that it was
concerned only with public display of
any but standard time. ut will help
to bring about what we all desire"
he said "a return to standard time"
Senator Doty opposed the bill while
Senator Bidwell supported it, declar-
ing that people could use daylight
saving time as long as they did not
change their clocks.
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11
B. AND P. v. CLUB
TO Hold big BALL
Engages First Night After Open.
ins Of Elihu Burritt Hotel

The first night OF the new Elihu
liurritt hotel Is opened, after the
opening night, will be observed by a
ball under the auspices OF the Busi-
ness and Professional Women's club,
and the hotel ball room has been en-
gagged for that purpose.
a May breakfast, the entertainment
OF state officers and other activities
are being planned for the future,
The first annual meeting OF the club
was held last night at G o'clock, with
supper at the club house. About
$50 members wore present
Annual reports were read by the
secretary, Mary +. Curtin; the treas
urer, 6. Helen Phillips; ways and
means committee, Ella Ferguson.
chairman; membership committee,
Marguerite Tracy, chairman: program
committee, Elizabeth Leghorn, chair
man,
All OF the reports showed great
progress and accomplishment for the
first year of the organization.
The nominating committee. OF
which Marguerite Sheehan was chair
man, brought in the names Of the fol-
lowing officers for the coming year:
President DR.. Gertrude ]. Kinsella;
vice president. Mildred G. Weld;
treasurer, s. Helen Phillips: recording
secretary, Mary Z. Curtin; CORES
ponding secretary, Gertrude Conroy.
The two directors were also elected to
serve for three years, Fentilie Logan
and Katherine Minor, who were elect
ed unanimously.
Announcement was made of the an
nual May dance of the club to be held
Saturday, May 5, at the Shuttle Mea-
dow club Extensive plans are being
made for the affair.
May Breakfast May 1.
Something new in the line of activ-
ity will be introduced by the club this
year-in the form of May breakfast,
to be held at the club house on the
morning of May /, from to s. Lor-
eta Caufield is in charge of the affair
and further announcement will be
made TO the members of the club.
Announcement was also made that
the Business and Professional Wom-
ems club had engaged the first night
in the new hotel, after the opening
night, and will probably have its first
ball.
The local club will entertain the
board of directors and officers OF the
State Federation of Business and Pro-
fessional Women. at the local club
house on Saturday of this week. The
state federation has its office in New
Haven. President kinsella of the
New Britain club is one of the direc-
tors of the state federation. Bertha
McChristie also serves on the state
education committee. Elizabeth Leg
horn on the state program committee
and Ella Fallon on the state central
After the meeting a program of en-
tertainment was enjoyed which was
arranged by Frances Ferguson and
her committee after which there was
dancing
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11
governor VETOES THE
E. KENT HUBBARD BILL
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been suggested that on the board of
finance he has sometimes leaned over
backward against appropriations
sought by some of his other boards.
But does that justify decapitation?
THE plain fact is that this bill re-
moves Mr.. Hubbard from one or more
state services forcibly, without a
hearing, without the preferring of
charges without the slightest breath
of a suggestion that he has proved
himself unfit. True, it gives Mr.. Hub
bard the option of resigning from one
or the other of his activities; but it is
also true that it forces him SO to re-
sign.
THE state possesses enormous pow
er. The general assembly possesses
enormous power. 1t behooves us to SO
use that power as not TO injure any
mans property. or his liberty, or his
good name, or his right to labor free
ly--whether that labor be for himself
or for the state of which he is citi-
zen. Public service is no light and
easy thing. 1t should be encouraged
not discouraged.
The state of Connecticut cannot af-
ford to use its great strength for pur-
poses of oppression. And. since | am
a believer in party government, let
me add that that party which largely
controls the destinies of this general
assembly cannot afford to use its
strength oppressively. Both are too
big to resort to small measures"
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11
MEETS NO OFFICIALS
DIR. Dorten, Head of the Proposed
Rhineland Republic, Does Not Get
Very Far in France.

Paris, April II. (By Associated
Press) DIR. Hais Dorten, leader of
the movement for separate Rhine
land republic, is In Paris avowedly to
seek the protection of the allies for
the functionaries of such a republic
has thus far failed to come into con-
tact with officials of. the French gov
eminent it was stated at the foreign
office this morning.
The question of a separation of the
Rhineland and the eventual protec-
ton of the functionaries of any new
government from reprisals is a deli
cate question it was intimated which
the allies are not prepared to act on
now.
The belief was expressed in French
official circles that there Is a real
movement for the establishment of a
republic in the Rhineland, separate
from the German state. This move
ment officials think, would grow ra-
pidly If reprisals were not feared.
Recognition Of that movement by the
allies Is quite a different matter it is
pointed out and the French govern
ment is unprepared to express itself
on that question.
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11

YOUR CHANCE TO BUv A GOOD USED
Buick. 1922, pass. tour. with Rex top.
Buick. 1922, cyl. rdsti, like new.
Buick, 1921. pass. touring.
Buick coupe. 1920. pass. with disk
wheels.
Buick coupe. 1920, I pass.
Buick coupe. 1919, 4 pass.
Buick touring, 1920. + pass. touring.
Buick roadster, 1920.
Buick roadster, 1917.
Dodge roadster.
1921 Maxwell touring.
Studebaker. 1919, S pass.
Special Six.
Essex. 1920. pass. sedan, new paint.
Oakland, 1920, pass. touring.
Chevrolet. 1921 roadster.
Most Of these cars have been recon.
dtioned and newly painted.
Open every evening until Q o'clock Pick
out your used car and cali for demon
stration.
NEW BRITAIN BUICK CO..
225 ARCH ST. TEL. 2so7.
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11
ORDER OF NOTICE OF HEARING.

District OF Berlin IS; PROBATE Court,
April 10th. A. D., 1923.
Estate of Hattie A. Strong. Of the town
of New Britain, in said district, incom-
petent person.
Upon the application of The New Brit
ain Trust company. praying that as Con-
servator on said estate II may be author
lied and empowered to sell and convey
certain real estate situated I'm Berlin, as
per said application on file more fully APP
pears, 1t Is
ordered. That said application he heard
and determined at the Probate ONCE in
New Britain, In said district, on the 18th
day of April, A. D., 1923. at o'clock In the
forenoon. and that notice be given OF the
tendency OF said application and the time
and place of hearing thereon, by publish-
Ing this order in some newspaper having a
circulation in said district and by posting
copy of this order on the public sign post
in the town of New Britain. In said dis
trict. and by giving notice to all parties in
interest either personally or by mailing to
each one prepaid postage, a copy OF this
order. and return make to this court Of the
notice given.
BERNARD r. GAFFNEY.
Judge.
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11
HOUSE OF DAVID TO FIGHT.

Lansing, Mich, April 11.-Oficials
of the Israelite House of David will
fight the state in it's effort to curb
the activities of the cult.
This was the message brought here
today to Governor Groesbeck by T.
4. Dewhirst, counsel for the colony,
Joseph Bully, prominent member of
the organization and William Barnard
of Paw Paw, Mich, another attorney.
representing the cult.
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11
RUM PROBE CONCLUDED.

Boston, April 1.-THE federal grand
jury concluded today the hearing OF
evidence in connection with an al
legged widespread rum running con-
spiracy. Several additional witnesses
some OF them from Rhode Island,
were heard before the grand jury adj
journed, the special session begun
yesterday.
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11
Attempt to Block Action
In Ward-Peters Case Today

Albany, N. Y, April 11.--Another
attempt Of attorneys for Walter S.
Ward. of New Rochelle to block the
state investigation of the killing of
Clarence Peters was blocked by Su-
preme Court Justice Ellis j. Staiey
here today when he refused to Issue
an injunction restraining the state
from obtaining documentary evidence
to be used in the case.
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11
Special Notice

Teachers club of the Central Junior
High school card party to be held
Saturday afternoon in the school audi
forum may be had by phoning Mrs.
X. H. Landers, Phone 1908 before
noon.
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11
City Advertisement
proposal For Garbage Collection.

Sealed bids for the collection of gar
bage of the City of New Britain will
be received at the office of the Board
of Health, Room PA. City Hall, I'm
til noon, Saturday. April Fl, 1928.
Copy of proposal and contract may
be obtained at the office of the Board
of Health.
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11
MERIDEN MAN KILLED,

Stamford, April 11.-Daniel Montl,
of Sc Gaylord street, Merlden, en-
ployed in the roundhouse here, was
killed while track walking from the
shops to his boarding place this
morning. II is thought he did not
hear the on-coming Bridgeport to
New York accommodation train.
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11
Special Notice

There will be meeting of the
shareholders of the New Britain Co.
operative Savings and Loan associa-
ton, in Room 21o. National Bank
Building, Monday evening, April is,
1928. at 1880 o'clock, for the purpose
of nominating officers and directors
of the association for the ensuing
year.
Y. j. STEARNS,
Secretary.
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11
HEADS GOODYEAR.

Akron, o., April l1.--G. M. Sladel-
man. vice-president. was today elected
president of the Goodyear Tire and
Rubber Co., by the board of direc-
tors. He succeeds w. G.. Wilmer, who
becomes chairman Of the board.
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11
NEW HIGH SUGAR PRICE.

New York. April ia sale of A.
900 tons of Cuban raw sugar to Cana
dian importers for May shipment at
5.s5 cents pound, f. o. b. Cuba,
new high record price for more than
two years, was reported today.
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11
SIX IRISH EXECUTIONS.

Dublin, April 11.-(By Associated
Press. six men were executed this
morning at Tuam, County Galway.
says a Press Association dispatch
from that town.
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11

Another dressmaking demonstration
will be given by the Chic American
Dress Cutting, Designing and Tailor
ing School of Bridgeport in Jr. 0. U.
A. M. hall Friday afternoon and
evening. Yesterdays session was we'll
attended.-advt.
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11

President Harding regards discus
sions as to 1924 candidacy as pre-
mature and will abandon planned
western trip rather than make It as
political leader. White House advices
saw
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11

Liam Lynch, Irish republican lead
er who engaged in fight with regu.
lars, dies at Glonmel, Ireland, Duh
lin dispatch officially announces.
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11

Public health service reports SIS
cases In United States OF disease
commonly known as sleeping sickness
In first three months of this year.
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11
RUN ON CHICAGO BANK.

Chicago, April 11.-officials of the
West Side National bank today called
for police protection when crowd
of depositors gathered. The bank has
deposits of nearly $2,000,000.
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11
Brief News Dispatches From All Over the World

Laws supporters declare that Pre-
mier still keeps his grip and that
government will function despite up
set at hands OF laborites.
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11

American state department In bar
ring wife of Russian president makes
II plain 1t will deny American hos
pitality to all Russian emissaries even
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11

Jack Dempsey Is chosen president
of Great Western Coal mines at Salt
Lake City and plans to make coal
business his lifes work he says.
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11

Lady Aston is rebuked In house OF
commons for calling an opponent 10
her anti-liquor bill village donkey"
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11
City Advertisement
ANNUAL CITY AND TOWN ELEC.
TION

The following Is the result of the
ballot in the First Ward at the An
nual City and Town Election held
April 10, 1923:
SET ECTMEN
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11
DI SESA-COUSINS

Nicholas Di Sesa of Bridgeport and
Miss Enid Cousins of 291 Lincoln
street, were married Thursday In
Waterbury.
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11

indirectly connected with soviet re-
gime,
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11

BUICK. 1919, cylinder. 4 passenger coupe.
Perfect engine, just recondittoned. Paint
and finish excellent. Upholstery perfect, 8
brand new cord tires bumper, stoplight
New Britain Buick Co., 2e5 Arch st. Tel.
2607. Next to a New Buick Ia Used
Buick"
1920, 8 cylinder. 4 passenger coupe.
Excellent paint, brand new tires. per-
feet mechanical shape, bumper, etc. Call
up for demonstration. New Britain Buick
Co.. 225 Arch st. Phone 1907. Next TO Q
New Buick is Used Buick"
passenger touring car. II
is running every day. II. 8. Blake. 1928
STANLEY st. Phone 1919.
COMMERCE. 1922, ona-ton truck chassia.
Just like new. Price reasonable. r. C,
Rudolph, ~ Cherry st. Phone 205l.2.
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11

USED CAR DEPT
BIG OFFERS IN USED CARS
1920 studebaker. big six.
1922 studebaker. light six.
1917 Studebaker s. $3.50.
studebakers at 800 each.
1921 Buick sedan. 5 pass.
Buick. pass. touring at 5000.
Buick pass touring at $o75.
1920 Nash touring.
1920 Oakland sedan. low price.
1923 Dodge business coupe, small
mileage.
1920 Dodge touring.
1890 Dodge roadster.
1918 Dodge sedan.
Hudson coupe.
1921 Hudson pass. touring.
1920 Hudson speedster.
1920 REQ touring.
HONEYMAN AUTO SALES,
l3s ARCH 81. PHONE 2los.
New Britain herald., 1923-04-11
Dressmaking and Millinery
ANNOUNCEMENT

The Chic American Dresscutting,
Designing and Tailoring school,
headquarters. Bridgeport. announces
an entirely free Instruction. How to
apply a made-to- measure "Princi-
pie" to all styles. We also bring
an exhibition Of full size models and
semi-models, made by our students.
All ladies are welcome Friday,
April 10. from 2 to p. m. at
JR. o. U. A. NJ. HALL,
10 HuNGERroRD COURT, =
Opposite Y. w. c. A.