The Washington times., 1923-06-09
AROUND THE WORLD
IN EIGHTY
SECONDS
By HERBERT KAUFMAN.

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By HERBERT KAUFMAN.
COLORADO and Texas sit in Carnegie Hall and hear
julius H. Barnes deliver an address. Wncn SHOWS
that man can do some things nature cant Thunder
has such voice.
Hertzian az human conquest Science ltseII
shrugged an ncreduous shoulder when Nicola Tesla made
the comparatively recent prophecy that sound would some
million persons listened while Barnes talked. The ears
of the world could packed into the same audito
rum.
For the first time all the big broadcastng stations of the
country sang in chorus Long distance telephone wires
linked them together makeshift Of magic Single
cnunciators preparing to reach around the earth
The success of the experiment foreshadows clocks at
Arlington and Greenwich striking accurate hours in the
Jungle and at the Poles Presidential messages delivered
Congress and to the four corners OF the
continent the end Of seconasm; and eventually laid
Curse of Babel.
Wireless is destined compel universal language-and
will teach it. The airs the new road to knowledge
Don Quirote Sticks to His Windmill.
rrR HARDING insisting that we may join the League
MI of Nations without endangerng independence OF att
tude or Of action tells Bishop Galor that no Presi
dent can long adhere to the idea Of politically isolated
America.
The Republican party united in that opinion Sena
tor Watson finds twenty-five conferees unconvnced by
White House views The next election will discover at least
100000 of contrary mind International bunge
are poor arguments for further meddng in other peoples
business.
Watch Brussels and observe conflicting purposes
yield to majority decision.
When powers find way handle dogs in the reparaions
manger discard marked cards. united any i'm
portant ISSUE leagues and alliances again be Of local
interest. They're simply salutary warnings now
'Whnt q Good Boy Am II
NEW YORK CITY trolley wild, leaps the
u track and smashes three floors out of tenement
failed to bad should have been arrested
instead Of the motorman ne WASH responsible Tor an un
Manglaughterng corporations must be taught to keep
their equipment in proper order Safety has prior claims
A. G. Bedford president of the Standard Oil Company of
New Jersey fears that Washington about to 60 too Tar
with regulatory legislation He is for the supervision OF
trade practices the extent that umpire enforces the
Despite Mr. Bedfords theory that Federal authority is
questionable when it extends to the conscation OF property
Congress- whenever compelled to defend common rights
against proerng and oppression can and shall deal with
private emergency requires.
Mr. Bedford credits Standard Oil earnings to efficient
management and intelligent manufacturing.
Automobilsts paying constantly higher prices for their
gas while Standard Oil stockholders consistently pocket
outrageous stock and cash dividends aren't of that
The Passing of Wisdom, Teeth.
LONDON scientist Ms claims that people aren't using all
evolution has so narrowed the palate that soon
there IL De lnsuftlclent room Tor 1u oentauon; .,
Thousands Of us are already without wisdom teeth
statesmen, especially.
twelve pounds by persistent fasting and violent exercise
rides his mount to the winning post and topples dead from
the saddle.
Ladies, kindly note the incident and don't strain your
hearts by seistarvation Nature knows her job better
than you.
Some humans to be stout When you deprive
body of all faenng foods you likewise rid Of
sary elements and thereby invite disaster Besides, what
makes you believe that living skeleton is attractive
creaturef
Physicians safer guides than fashion designers.
Don't take liberties with constitution without med
ical advice
Let style wait upon health
The Three Wishes.
is name Jones or, prefer let it be Smith
Brown. Along with lots Of other fool folk, he
constantly wishing for the in the yard next
door and the job of the the street. and the
of the banker at the
fine morning in popped member of the Wizards
Union with the usual incarnation and conventional profer
of three wishes.
first I to you, remarked the Stranger
from Nowhere 'that you're much better off than you
imagine.
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