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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-15

LII GEE GEE, TIL OFFICE
YAMP. SCI:
What in heck has become Of
tn galoshes all tn girls were
wearing last wintcr7
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-15

Here Is another home that is
being sacrificed:
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-15
GIRL STUNNED
AS HER Fate
IS ANNOUNCED
Lover, in Court,
Weeps; Minimum
Penalty of 81 Is
Asked by Jurors
BY G. Lucille Butler

GIBBONS,
roati.liouse
slayer OF
Harry Ia.
eelle, Is
guilty! 4
Jury com
posed oil.
nine won.
en- n n d
three men
so found
her. "guil.
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MIDWEST SH|YER|NC
ROCKY MOUNTAIN REGION GOV.
 BRED WITH FIRST SNOW

CHICAGO, Nov. 5.-Rusty snow shovels are being brought out of eel lars in the Rocky mountain and mid west sections today to clean sidewalks or in preparation for the flurries fore cast.
 Snow from one to five inches covers Colorado, East Wyoming and Western Dakota and rain and snow accompa- nied a gale which swept east over the Northwest and Great Lakes region last night. Western Minnesota and sections of Montana and Idaho report ed snow last night
 Lowering temperatures are preva- lent throughout the Northwest today.
 Points on the northern Great Lakes last night issued storm warnings and shipping men were warned of the ap- proach of heavy winds, expected to be followed by snow.
 Texas and New Mexico were promised rain and snow for today, and Miami, Fla, haven of Northern residents, seeking refuge from icy blasts, report ed the lowest temperatures in 20 years. Thermometers registered 5a degrees.
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BARS AND FENCES HAVE
 NO PLACE IN NEW ZOOS

CHICAGO, Nov. 5.-The physical and psychological atmosphere of their native jungle freedom with woods, mountains and streams, unchecked by metal bars or other evidences of re- straint, are to be the surroundings of wild animals dwelling in the Chicago Geological Park colony, only few miles from the center of this city.
 Dens will be provided for the lions in which they will be able to move about at will, with no bars, the public being protected by concealed meats beyond winch the animals cannot 20, Goats and other climbing animals will be in enclosures where there will be crags and rocks and various other natural fixtures that will permit them to exercise their natural instincts.
 The constructive methods employed to prevent the animals from escaping are novel. The sides and back of the various parks will be of some inac- cessible rock formation while the front will have wide, deep moat of water with smooth retaining walls which will give the animal no foot hold, even if he should swim the moat
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TWO ST0R|ES ARE TOLD
MONTANA MURDER TRIAL RE.
 VEALS TWO VERSIONS

BOHEMIAN, Mont, Nov. 5.-Two versions of the killing of MT. and John Sprouse, South Dakota automo. bile tourists, who met their deaths near Central Park, Mont, Nov. IA 1920, were before the jury in the Seth U. banner trial when it was recessed at noon yesterday. The first version as told by Mrs. Danner, child mother ana former wife of the defendant. was that Banner shot Sprouse to rob him ana then killed Mrs. Sprouse to pre- vent her from informing on him.
 The second version is that Mrs. Sprouse had surprised her husband ana Mrs. Oanner in improper associa- tions. and had killed her husband with 2 shotgun. Then, while attempting to Kill Mrs. Banner, Mrs. Sprouse was mt on the head by her in5enGed vic. tim, with a .landaxe, dying ir c;,, VII. slons twenty ''inuies later.
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SEATTLE ATTORNEY
 CHARGED WITH TAXING s!4Q.00D

SEATTLE, Nov. 5-Charges of em- oezzlement were brough by Mrs. K, h. Peterson, wealthy widow of ". M, Peterson, former cashier of the Dex. ter Horton National Bank, against Henry ". Ramey, a Seattle attorney, were declared to be without founda- 'lon ln a report by D. V. Halverstadt, court referee. Mrs. Peterson claimed that Ramey. her former sweetheart had embedded $4O,OOO of her fortune
 When man grabs your money and also tries to take your reputation it IS tune to fight for both," said Mrs Peterson' who is socially prominent
 l oo not propose to be so oesmirched Ov mere referees report, but will carry the case to the highest courts of the land"
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MYSTERY DEEPENING
'N tRNATIoNAL ASPECT SEEM M
 scHlck DISAPPEARANCE

SAN DIEGO, Cal, Nov. 5.-Tba tn veS'isauon into the mysterious disan po''i ''nce and suspected murder of ueorge E. Schick today became on tu ternational affair. ''-l iA'
 A new angle developed vestordo,. ~i'n VI, the identification of Edward r
 ", A' ana Mrs. Clark, who are bo1d With Mrs schick, pending the ont come Of the inquiry, as the oo,,~, seen near Ensenada, Mexico, ensaaag !n uisglng hole in a lonely snot Tba iuenuhcation was made by Era1,I nG
 Moore' a volunteer witness in th case. III the In, In addition, Sheriff Byers of s.n Dlego county dug up several hono. m o"n neved to have been part of S b7,, De, sAeieton' in a ravine back of scbia''.u an former home. - 0ciilcks d,t,n .n 6yers is planning an evno discovarao n'o me&lco to see what can be diootss ssfed by digging at the spot in. ulcated by Moore. He is wor,, spo' in- naya tns theory sa that schick's working S mar an na'e been dismembered and n.rt ,"n Dul'eo In San Diego and part in Mer. v1
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Zev Defeated in Latonia Derby
BODY |. r. MILLER
 FOUND BY HUNTERS
 OUTSKIRTS OF C|TY
DECEASED SLASHED THROAT WITH A RAZOR, LEAVING
 EFFECTS ON STUMP

The decomposed body of c. F. Mil Ter, alias c. F. Kelly, were found Sat urday, by Henry Metzger and Howard Sefervich, at a point about 200 yards east of the wagon road, near the old powder house, death having apparent ly been the result of suicide.
 The two hunters were out rabbit hunting and saw the white skull thru the bushes and at first took it for a rabbit, but upon investigation found it to be the badly decomposed remains of man. They hastened to town and notified the authorities, who had the remains brought to town, where ex- animation of papers and personal ef- fects showed them to be those of C.. F. Miller. or c. F. Kelly, as he was sometimes called, who arrived in Sew ard on the steamship Starr from the Alaska Sulphur Company's mines at Lost Harbor, where he had been work ing, under the name of c. F. Kelly.
 Kelly or Miller, as his papers de- noted, arrived in Seward last spring, and shortly afterwards disappeared. He had walked out to the location where his body was found, and after piling his papers and $7.25 in cash on a stump nearby, had laid down on his back, and holding a small mirror in his hand had deliberately slashed his jugular. From the state of the re- mains the deed had evidently been perpetrated about six or eight months ago.
 Nothing was known as to the ante cedents, of Miller, save that note found in an account book showed he was employed by the Alaska Sulphur Company under the name of c. F. Kelly. from October, 1922, up to Janu- ary, 1923 Nothing in his scant per- sonal effects revealed the address of any relatives or former residence.
 A coroner's jury was empaneled, and returned verdict of intentional suicide. The remains were inferred yesterday afternoon, following the in quest
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COURT ACTION ASKED BY OREGON CHANGES IN HOT
 INCOME TAX CONTEST

PORTLAND. Ore, Nov. 4.-Georse H. Palmlter, chairman, and Bertha J. Fech' treasurer of the Oregon state grange, yesterday brought manda- mus action in the circuit court against Cyril c. Brownell and Wm. McConne,l offlcers of the Income Tax Referen- dum league to compel them to open tnelr books to the inspection of off cers of the grange, so that the sources or moneys being expended in a cam palgn against the income tax meas. ure to be voted on at the election next month may be ascertained.
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ROADS SHOULD SOLVE THEIR OWNS PROBLEMS,
 SAYS RAILROAD OFFICIAL

PITTSBURGH, Nov. 4.-Railroads should be let alone to solve their own problems without undue interference from the public, w. F. Ingram, assis- tant treasurer on the Southern Pacific company, told members of the Rail- road Treasury Officers association. of which he is president.
 MT. Ingram told his hearers that railroads paid S5 per cent of their earnings from transportation, out for taxes and expenses. Out of the re- 15 per cent, he said, must come equipment, rents, fixed charges and dividends.
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IN MEMOR|AM BEATS FAMOUS WINNER IF
 INTERNAT' RACE
KENTUCKY BRED HORSE ROMPS IN WINNER OVER ZEV AND
 MY OWN IN DERBY

LOUISVILLE, Ky. Nov. 5.-In the great Latonia derby Saturday after noon, In Memoriam, Kentucky bred horse owned by Carl Weidmann, of Newport, Kentucky, defeated Zev, the winner of the International champion ship, and Admiral Cary Grayson's Ny One. which was at one time selected to go against Papyrus, In Memoriam willing the $5O,OOO purse. Zev was beaten four lengths and My Own by ten lengths in a sensational ride from the three-quarter post. The race was mile and three quarters.
 The bookmakers were hit hard by the dark horse. Zev being the favor ite with My Own for place.
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|MOVDE[L ASKS F0R HICH WHEAT TARIFF
 ID HELP FARMERS

WASHINGTON, Nov. 5.-Directors Meyer and Mondell, of the War Fin ance Corporation, returning from a tour of the wheat growing areas, sug- gested to the president today as a pos sible remedy for relief of farmers in the matter of the wheat problem, an increase in the wheat tariff, and fav- ored price fixing accompanied by the necessary control of the what trade by government purchase of the so-call- ed surplus with the view of exporting it to foreign countries, and the dis, tribution of the s5S,oOO,OOO profit made by the Grain Corporation during it's existence.
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DAVIS QUITS HIS POST
FORMER IDAHO GOVERNOR WILL
 LEAVE RECLAMATION BOARD

SALT LAKE. Nov. 5.-D. w. Davis, former governor of Idaho, for four years president of the Western States Reclamation Board has announced his resignation from the organization, ac- cording to the Tribune.
 MT. Davis, who was elected presi- dent while governor of Idaho, says he finds it impossible to devote the time to conduct of the affairs of the asso- citation in proper manner.
 A call for meeting of the associa- uon, to be held in this city November 19, has been issued.
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PEOPLE: WILL VOTE ON CONTINUANCE
 GREEK MONARCHY
PLEBISCITE BE CALLED BEFORE DECEMBER ELECTIONS TO
 ASCERTAIN SENTIMENT

ATHENS, Nov 5.-General Panga-ll los has posted a proclamation on the walls of Athens demanding plebis- cite to determine whether people fav- or a continuance of the monarchy, or the establishment of a Greek repub- lie, the vote to be taken before the general elections in December
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FRANCE |S D|FFIDENT OVER CONFERENCE
 O|v PREPARATIONS
TO TALK OVER REPARA- TONS BUT WILL NOT ALLOW
 CONFERENCE TO ACT

PARIS, Nov. 5.-"Our position in the conference on reparations is this :: There must be no consideration by the commission of lowering the repa- rations or of the exports of Germany being used to pay the debt,' declared Premier Poincare this afternoon in a speech before a monument to the war dead at Frive, answering Secretary Hughes note requesting a precise statement on the French attitude.
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STATE DEPARTMENT
 FLATLY REJECTS
 PLANS IF PO|NCARE

WASHINGTON, Nov. 5.-The State department today flatly rejected the suggestion made from Paris, by Ire mier Poincare that France would ap- prove a full inquiry into Germany's capacity to pay if the United States would accept simultaneously consider ation of reduction in her interna- tionaI debts.
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Remains of Suicide Found by Hunters
FRIENDS 0F WILSON
 ARE GREATLY PLATED. OVER IMPROVEMENT.
EXPECT HIM HAVE IMPORTANT PLACE IN COUNSELS OF
 DEMOCRATIC PARTY

WASHINGTON, Nov. 5.-Friends of former president, Woodrow Wilson, are elated over the improvement in his physical condition, which has talk en place in recent months, and are expecting that he will have an impor- tant place in the councils of the Demo cratic party next year.
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TREMENDOUS SPEED
 ATTAINED BY FLYERS
 IN NOVEL CONTEST.
WORLDS RECORD SMASHED BY WINGED MERCURY WITH A
 SPEED OF 274.2 MILES

MITCHELL FIELD, N. r.. Nov. 5-Lieutenant Alfred J. Williams and Lieutenant Harold J. Brown, navy air men, today fought a speed duel in the air and Williams won, after both had smashed the worlds record Will Hams time averaged over 266.6 miles an hour over three kilometer course. Brown, however, travelled faster than ever mortal man had done, doing one lap with the wind at 274.2 miles an hour
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BRYAN WILL NOT BUN FOR
 GOVERNOR 0F FLORIDA

JACKSONVILLE, Fla, Nov. B. William J. Bryan will not be a candi- date for the governorship of Florida, but if rendered the nomination for the United States Senate would be pleas ed ito consider it in the light of larg- CT opportunities, which such a position would present for service to my party and country at large" he said in a letter to Frank Drew of Live Oak
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COOLIDGE INFORMED
 SOLDER BONUS BILL
 MUST bE PASSED
LEGION MEMBERS SERVE NOTICE ON CONGRESS WILL BE NO
 LONGER PUT OFF

WASHINGTON, Nov. 5.-President Coolidge has been told by party lead deds that the insistent demand for a soldier bonus law can no longer be de nied, and he was informed that a bo- nus measure must be enacted by the next congress, no matter what may be his official attitude. It is. stated that pressure by the American Legion has become so great as to alarm politi clans who see their defeat unless the demands are acceded to.
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FURTHER SPEED CONTESTS
 PROHIBITED BY OFFICIAL c

WASHINGTON, Nov. 5.-Furtber speed contests between the naval air se[Vlce flyers were prohibited for an indefinite period under orders issnad o3 souay Oy Rear Admiral Moffett, chief Of the naval aeronautics.
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PENDLETON SHOW WILL
 EXHIBIT AT PORTLAND

PENDLETON, Ore, Nov. 1.-The Northwest Hay and Grain show held in this city annually over a period of years will be part of the Pacific In- ternational Livestock show in Port land early in November.
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NICE CLEANUP MADE ON
 PROPERTY OF JOE WI, eon

Jos Wilson, from Canyon Crao,. lS n town today with 12O ounces or solu @ rom his property on Canyon creek This sum was taken out in 1a srsst srsst ts a IS reported, the gold being of great fneness and very clean
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COURT MARITAL OF
 COM. ED. WATSON
 STARTS SAv DIEGO

SAN DIEGO, Nov. 5.-A court mar tial of Capt. Edward H. Watson, com mander of the destroyer squadron which was destroyed on the California coast, with the loss of 23 lives, began today.
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FORMER GOVERNOR OF
 MASSACHUSETT IS DEAD

WINCHESTER, Mass, Nov. 5.- Samuel w. Mccall, former governor and former congressman of Massachu- sets, for forty years prominent in lican is dead of pneumonia
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SEATTLE, Nov. 5.-Richard E.. King, world war hero, was sentenced to serve six years in the penitentiary here last week, for opium smugglinx. and began serving his term today.
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WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY
 DEFEATS OREGON ACHES

CORVALLIS, Ore, Nov. 5.-Scoring two touchdowns in great second quarter spurt, and outclassing the Oregon Aggies all the way, the Uni versity of Washington won it's second coast conference battle, 14 to 0.
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HiOTiNG IN MEL ao,,pn-

,na oHNE' ,n Aus. Nov. 5.-Riot. ,rs ,.,,,, 'n ,ai the mines near here continues
 ~i'n loo casualties in the forces os the strikers and police. s 0i
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The steamship Northwestern is due at z o'clock tonight, according to late returns.
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Colder weather Is promised by the Juneau weather bureau tomorrow.
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The American Legion will give an Armistice Day ball Saturday night, November 10th.
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A large crowd of jurors and wit nesses will be aboard the Alameda en route to Valdez.

Try the Gateway a month, $1.25.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1923-10-12
JAKo tSA PRESTO z DEFICITU
KU UZVYSKU.
( Bulletin Z Washingtonu.

Now fiskalny rok, co sa tyka
financii zapoeal sa vel'mi priaz-
nive. Vlada mala "a prvvch sedem
tyzdnov viacej dochodku a menej
vydavkov jake sa bolo ocakavalo.
Predpoklada sa, ze al tohoto roku
brtde sa tax pokracovat jako 50
pokraeovalo v roku minulom ze
yel'ky deficit bude konecne sotre-
ty a ma miesto neho bude este ho-
dnes zvysku vo vladnej poklaa-
nici.
Velika eiastka deficitu, obnasa-
idceho okolo osemsto milionoy do
lii.ov ma rok 1922-1923 bola So
treta vel 'kym prijmom dani,
vaccssim nez sa predpokladalo. Ma
stal teda priaznivy stay, lebo SUI
vaha sa vyrovnala a znacny ivy
sok bude docieleny znamemtym
sporenfm administracie. Prezident
Harding ma veky bude spominany
pre- to, re zmenil pomer vel Ike
no vyhadzovania pehazi, do ilspor-
neho Safarenia. General Lord. ma
ctlnfk vvboru rozpoetoveho hoyo-
ri vo svojej zprave, ze jako sa to
to vsetko docielilo. Jeho vel mi
znamenite poucenie, jako sa daid
usetrit' dolare ,sporovanim GEN.
TOW zpravu til by MAJ pre- pou-
Genie precitat' 81 kazdy obcan. Je
to az hrozne cftat', jako predosla
vlada s roka ma rok vyhadzovala
peniaze bez vsetkej rozvahy; roz-
hadzalo sa ma sta milionov dola-
row to bez ciel u. Bolo to nasled-
kom nedostatocnej obchodnej zna-
losti; okrem toho tiradnici plny-
mi rukami rozhadzovali peniaze,
miesto toho, ably boil sporili. Roz-
poctovy vybor dial sa do prace a
previedol vel'ke zmeny vo vset-
kych oddieloch vladnych tiradov
Vybor zasiahol svojou rukou do
vsetkeho, este al do uterakov IL
potrebovanNch V rozlicnych ilra-
dovnach; vsade vynasiel, ze sa ne
setrilo, daromne sa rozhadzovalo
ma niektorych miestach zistena
bola necestnost Zdalo sa akiste
mnohym necestnym nradnlk ON,
ze al tn mono talk beztrestne pri-
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1923-10-12
vYvoz FARMARsKYCH
PRODUKToV SA ZvYSIL

Vyvoz americkych plodin, do
pestovanych ma nasich farmach
"a prvych sedem mesiacov tohto
rokn obnasa vcelku 1862 milo
nov dolarov a tax teda viacej, ia-
ko sa u tom samom case vyviezlo
rokn minnleho, lebo minnleho ro-
Ku v tom samom case nasich far
marskych produktov vyvezene boz
10 len "a S64 milionov delarov.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1923-10-12
Zle svedonie.

Pan katacheta pyta sa maleho
ziacka, kto stvoril svet?
Maly nezbednik, nepocujic do
bre otazkn, vyskocil a horlive III
st'uje: "Ja ME, prosim, ia ME. =
"Coze, ty nie?'' pyta sa ka-
tacheta prfsne.
"Tak ano, prosim, ale to uz Wac
neurobim. ;" -
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1923-10-12

svojovat 81 vladne veci, jako sa
to robi al v inych zemiach. Pfaca
atohoto rozpoctoyeho vyboru bola
znamenita zaslnzena je pochvaly
a uznania Usporami, malymi sfce,
ale ked' tie tspory robily sa tu 4
tam vsade, tax stalo sa, ze ty1nto
cinom zyysilo sa pre- vladnu po-
kladnicu okolo $50 milionoy dola-
rov este al toho obnosu, jaky
Dol poyoleny kongresom na bezne
vydayky tax stale sa, re tImto
cinnm vel Ky deficit Dol vymaza-
ny a jeho miesto nastilpil zvysok.
Rozumie sa, ze keby tento roz-
poetovy vybor nebol NAL "a sebou
prezidenta, ktory vybor podporo-
val SNAIL sa mu III 'ahcit' jeho
pracu, nebolo by sa docielilo ta-
kehoto vlsledku. Je iste radost-
nym pocut obecenstvu til zpravn,
ze PRECEDENT Coolidge rozhodol sa
al tonic smera nasledovat : svoj-
no prcdchodcu Hardinga. Repub-
likanski vodcovia V kongrese w
sa teraz vyslovili, ze budtl tejto
snahe podporovat prezidenta a ze
budn spolu MIN pracovat' tom
to smere. Snizenim verejnych W.
davkov ni'ahci sa poplatnfkom, le-
bo to bude znamenat menSie dane.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1923-10-12
Dcbra gazdina.

Bobkova: Ale je ia Mara len
gazdina, treba jei paru najst'!
Cibul 'kova: Ba Go nepovies,
a preeoY
Bobkova: Veera ju postal
muz po do1stora, ona u pohran-
nika hned truhlu objednala!
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1923-10-12

- Ked' sa yam tieto noviny pa
cia, odporlcajte ich svojim pria-
tel 'om, ked' mate dajaky navrh
ma ich zlepsenie, podajte nam no.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1923-10-12
Dostal slovu.

Student: Mily pan majster, ten
to mesiac yam nemozem zaplatit' !.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1923-10-12

Krajcir: Ale mlady pane, to ste
NJ al min,lleho mesiaca poyedali.
Student !: No, d nedostal som
slovuY
The Washington times., 1923-04-23
Dor1nie Putt

cSrAND STILL. sIRs; there's the
- place: stand still. How fear
fuI.
And dizzy tits to cast ones eyes
along!
The bugs and ants that tread the
midway sod
show scarce less gross than
camels; half way their
struts one that scatters earth
auakes; dreadful trade!
Methinks, he seems mucn bigger
than whale.
The butterflies that light upon the
ball
Appear like aIbatrosses; and yon
worm
A Ieviathan; his head. q sphinx
To stare the putt awry. The muir
muring toad
That in yon neighboring idle pool
doth jazz
Cannot be queIled by Oaths-In
say no more.
Let my club turn, and the def
cient poise
Slice it away headlong. o you
mighty gods,
These bugs 1 do denounce. ana in
your sights
Shake patiently my putter, but
not fall
To quarrel with your great oppose
less wills.
Go farther off. Stand out Of line.
Hear, you!
Don't shake the flag-That puts
a miracle.
Good Lord! What madness rules
in brain-sick menECaddie.
JUDGE.
The Washington times., 1923-04-23
About
Our Voices
n o. b. EGAN.
HERE arS voices and voice

" HERE are voices and voices
and there is our voice.
As q singer we have ire
mendous powers; we are the best
long distance yoicist in the world.
Our voice has everything any
voice could want-save control.
Sad 20 say, we lack control.
We are just q bit wild, and In
clined in our temperamental way
to throw the vocal bah over the
grandstands.
But always It comes back 60 us;
fortunately. we never lose our
voice. though there are envious
souls who would negative that
penultimate adverb.
1T IL by reason Of this lack OF
control that we sound best tn O
bathroom. There our voice, cir
cumscribed as It II by the prox-
unity Of the four walls. can never
get too Wild; and the tub makes
such a magnificent sounding
boardl
On Tuesdays and Saturdays,
when we talze-pardon the boast
our bi-weeIIIy bath, we also give
q bl-weelKly concert. Arias and
simple foIlxsongs constitute the
program. the musical accomuani-
ment being furnished by the kerr
slop Of the water and the ker-slap
Of the towel. Indeed, on one Of
these nights we take q double
bath-again pardon the boast
one in our tub and one In our
voice. We send our voice dashing
in waves against the walls; back
come the waves to US. swirling In
and about our ears.
It is mighty pleasant 70 listen
to our voice.
That others may listen thereto,
we are thinking OF taking 1t into
vaudeville. OF course, tempera-
ment win demand that we sing
from q tub. q piece Of soap in
one hand and a dank towel in the
other. Only under such auspa-
cious conditions could we think
of showing off our voice; these
conditions granted US. let the meg
20 sopranos and the coloratura
contraltos and the bel cantos and
the basso profundOs pun the plug
and they can. Judge.
The Washington times., 1923-04-23
Hand Picked

A CHILD adopted from an or
"A phans' home was being ridi-
culed by the other children because
he had no real parents. The con-
versation was as follows:
Jaw. you haven't got any real
father and mother"
Maybe I haven't, but the .ones
have got love me as much as
yours love you."
"They do not. Ours are our real
parents"
well, mine love me more than
yours do you, cause mine picked
me out of a hundred other babies,
and yours had to take what they
got"