The mirror., 1923-07-19

met slightly suspended ofer mine bald
pate. Blue smoke earrings cleverly blown
from de warheoros mouth near me filled
de air McBeet Takes beer or Omlettes
sing fergettable toast come to mine mind.
"To be or not to be" had to get mine
var story on de wireless und dis va long
vas nefer as much as spilling whisdom
tooth.
Marcus Aurelius de chairman of de
best advertised detective correspondence
school vonce said in an after dinner lull-
ably at a banquet given in his honor by
de Seventh Ward Flap doodle society dot
in his vide exberience de best method to
elicit unwillingly given information from
a wellingless decision to dell de world of
his achievements vas to ask him you
schust vot he wants to know in de simple
manner possible.
Following dis strategic advice I kept
still und Herr Kimmel Pasha replied:
If you remember Napoleon's answer to
Boss Murphy of Tamany after de battle
of Bull run you will recollect vot he said.
Dot in efer vas an impulse of de
moment rightly executed by canny
Scotch general will vim more victories den
Abbie Lincoln's fourteen points could ever
hope to accomplish in de next peace treaty
at Pretograd, Minnesota.
Herein rest de answer to your querie.
Mine face nefer a serious study for
deep intellect registered total blank.
Herr Kimmel Pasha use to painful sit
uations rescued drowning fly from his
half empty cup while supping few drops
from de same recepticle, continued:
Far be ct from me to allude to de
Greek retreat as Won act of coward. 1t
vas holdings of de sort, und der general
vas model military man und vas Won
goot soldier.
De impulse of de moment gate me de
lucky medium to vanquish heroic foe
und only because you vas a trent to Herr
Limberger I will confde de secert of mine
success to you.
For more den Won year mine regiment
fought de Greeks but could not gained
Won single inch of ground.
Meaning despair und with mine stock
of ammunition growing less grew des-
perate.
Among my affections for mine harem
ladies vas Won in particular dot gate me
Won idea vot to do.
She vas especially fond of Limberger's
cheese.
A month ago visit her mostly to drown
mine sorrows ofer mine efforts to oust de
Grecians from de trenches.
As usual I found her death de flying
und calmly, showing huge piece of Linn
berger cheese she look at me und she
schmiled. De peculiarly rich aroma sur
rounding her vas more den I could stand
und I hastily sought de comfort of mine
gas mask.
Even so protected I soon found mine
position untamable und I beat Won haste
retreat leaving as mine ransom nearly all
of mine earthly possessions.
Considering dot 200 miles vas pretty
safe distance from mine Limberger lady's
heart delight I stopped mine pantry steed
und removing mine gas mask found
soft resting place on big rock by de
roadside.
Ven suddenly Allah praised be Mo-
hamed his propet, send me Won inspiration
from his paradise.
Vonce more mounting mine steed I vent
as fast as could to de nearest wireless Il
vas making $50 miles in Won hour) where
send Won radiogram to de proprietor of
Limburg Won small village on de boarder
of Saxony at vonce placed mine order
for 10000 heads of Limberger cheese, vot
vas in overripe condition.
Ordinarily it would have taken de in
dustrious citizens almost three weeks to