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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-11

three corner little pie, or place
nllirE On lower half Of square
and fold over the. other half.
pinch the edges well together.
Lay In creased pan. and if
coffee dough is used, let stand
in warm place and raise and
then bake in q moderately hot
oven until we'll done ana
Drowned.
POPPY SEED FILLING FOR
BUCHTEL.
One cup black poppy seed,
two tablespoons butter. two
tablespoons molasSes or syrup,
one-half cup chopped almonds,
one-half teaspoon chopped cit
ron, one-quarter cup seeded
raisins, sugar to taste, one cup
Of milk.
Grind poppy seed and boil
with milk. butter and syrup
until thick. If not sweet
enough. ada sugar. When cool.
add vanilla. The raisins, nuts
ana cltron may be omitted if
desired.
PRUNE FILLING FOR
BUCHTEL.
One-half pound prunes, one
half cup sugar, one tablespoon
lemon juice.
Wash the prunes and soak
them in one quart cold water
several hours. Cook slowly in
water in which they were
soaked until soft. Then seed
and rub through colander. Mix
and mash well with juice; add
sugar, more or less, to taste,
and flavor with lemon Juice or
rind or cinnamon.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-11
GuIcHE LoRRAINE.


One and seven.eighths cups
flour. one-third cup butter or
other shortening. one-half tea
spoon salt, one-half cup milk.
Sift flour and salt together
and mix in shortening with tips
Of fingers. Add milk, gradually
mixing with a spoon till thick
enough to spread. Roll out and
spread in shallow pan.
FILLING.
Beat together two eggs, two
cups milk. one teaspoon flour
and speck salt. Pour over
dough and then add slice of
ham or lean bacon, shredded.
Cook in q hot oven one-half
hour.
Filling may be sweetened in
stead OF adding meats.
ONION SOUP.
Slice five good-sized onions
and brown in frying pan with
butter size of an egg. Then fill
frying pan with boiling water
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-11
EGG AND LOBSTER
SALAD

Cook six eggs, remove shells,
cut a slice from the top and
bottom, remove yolks and fill
whites with lobster. celery and
cucumber, all cut fine and
mixed with mayonnaise dressing.
Serve on lettuce leaf. Season
yolks highly, make into tiny
balls and put around the egg
whites. Pour over all French
dressing. Serve with this snow
balls made Of cream cheese
and whipped cream mashed
fine, and long strips Of bread,
Drowned and hot. Have salad
ice cold.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-11
TOMATO B!soUE

one can Of tomatoes stewed
with two siices Of onion. Heat
one quart Of milk in double
boiler. Two tablespoonful of
butter blend with three table.
spoOnfuis OF flour. Add strained
tomato and pinch of soda, two
level teaspoonfuls of salt. Cook
ana strain. Combine with hot
milk.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-11
HOW TO REMOVE
SOME CLOTH STAINS

Coffee and tea-Use boiling
water: bleach if necessary.
Blood and meat juice-Use
cold water; soap and cold water
or starch paste.
Bluing-Use boiling water.
Chocolate and cocoa-Use
sBorax and cold water; bleach II
necessary.
Cream and milk-Use cold
water. then soap and cold
water.
Egg-Use COLI water.
Fruit and fruit juices-Use
boiling water; bleach il neces-
Sary.
Grass-Use cold water; soap
and cold water; alcohol or
bleaching agent.
Greas and oils-Use French
chalk, blotting paper or other
absorbent or warm water and
soap, or gasoline or benzine.
Iodine-Use warm water;
then use an acid or a bleach,
IL necessary.
Ink-TrY cold water; then
use an acid or bleach if neces-
sary.
Iron-Use oxalic acid; salts of
lemon or lemon juice and salt.
Kerosene--Use warm water
and soap.
Lampblack and soot-Use
kerosene, benzine, gasoline or
ether.
Medicine-Use alcohol.
Mildew-If fresh, use cola
water; otherwise, try to bleach
Il with Javelle water or potassium
permanganate.
Paint and varnish-Use alco-
+ hol, turpentine or chloroform.
Perspiration-Use soap and
warm water; bleach in the sun
or with Javelle water or
potassium permanganate.
Pitch, tar and wheel grease
Rub with fat, then use soap
and warm water.
Scorch--Bleach in the sun
shine with Javelle water.
Syrup-x-Use water.
Vaseline-Use kerosene or
turDentine.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-11
MOLASSES COOKIES

l cup of sugar.
! cup Of shortening
melted.
2 cups of Ynolasses.
II cup of water.
2 teaspoons Of soda.
l tablespoon Of ginger.
l teaspoon of salt.
II teaspoon of cloves
and cinnamon.
1, 2 or 3 eggs as de-
sired.
Sugar the top if desired
before baking.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-11
Dressings
MAYoNNAIsE.

Two eggs, (yolk only, one
pint Of olive oil, one teaspoon
of mustard, one dash of cay
enne or white pepper or one
half teaspoon paprilza, one tea
spoon Of salt. two tablespoons
each OF lemon juice and vine
gar, or four tablespoons OF
vinegar (any favored vinegar
may be used.
Have all ingredients and
mixing utensils cold. nix dry
ingredients. Add egg yollks and
when well mixed, add One-halt
teaspoon Of vinegar. Add olive
oil drop by drop until the mix
ture thickens, beating slowly.
As soon as the mixture thick
ems, add the remainder Of the
vinegar O little at o time. Now
beat in the remainder OF the oil
gradually until all Is used. The
mayOnnaiso should be thick
enough to hold its shape. Put
in a glass jar and cover close.
Place in the ice box to be used
when needed. IL viii keep for
weeks. Do not stir 1t when you
open It; take out as much
as you need with a tablespoon.
and close the jar.
HOLLAANDAISE SAUCE.
Beat the yolls Of four eggs
and beat in gradually one-halt
cup Of olive oil. Add one-fourth
teaspoon salt, q dash of pap
rika and one-half cup boiling
water. Cook over boiling water,
stirring until thick, adding
gradually the juice of one-half
lemon.
Serve hot or cold with hot or
cold asparagus, artichoke, boil
ed fish or salads.
VINAIGRETTE SAUCE
Yolk of hard boiled egg, five
tablespoons of olive oil. two
tablespoons of finely chopped
white onion, one teaspoon OF
salt, one even teaspoon OF
white pepper, three tablespoons
of vinegar.
To the smoothly mashed egg
yolk. add gradually the olive
oil. When thoroughly mixed,
add the vinegar, salt and onion
Juice. Serve with boiled or
baked veal, or calves head.
DELMONICO SALAD
DRESSING.
To one-half cup of plain
French dressing, add one tea
spoon tomato catsup; one tea
spoon Worcestershire sauce;
one-fOurth teaspoon finely chop
ped green peppers, and one
hard boiled egg chopped fine
or rubbed through q sieve. Mix
and serve on fresh green salad
leaves.
FRENCH DRESSING.
Three tablespoons. olive oil to
one tablespoon favored vinegar
or tart fruit juice, or five table,
spoons olive oil to- one table
spoon favored vinegar or tart
fruit juice, one-half teaspoon
Of salt or mixed seasoning.
Put oil and salt in cold
bowl, mix thoroughly, add vine
gar or fruit juice, beat up I'M
til it thickens; pour over salad
and serve.
Try orange, lemon, grape
fruit, or pineapple juice in mix
ing a French dressing to use
with plain lettuce, ROMAN, or
endive.
London authority saws that
NuHnHln0Ha an On nrirnnr In, n, ora,c, uurr..lr
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-11
POTATO NEST WITH
CHEESE

Rice mashed potatoes. which
have been beaten light with
salt and cream, in a wreath
around baking dish. Place one
cup of cream in the center,
break in six fresh eggs, paper
and salt, with bits of butter
on top. Bake till eggs are set.
Serve with two spoOnfuls Of
grated cheese sprinkled over
eggs just before taking from
oven.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-11
APPLE TART

Pare core and slice juicy
tart apples. Line a pie plate
with puff paste, put in q layer
Of apples and sugar until the
dish is very full. Add a little
water, drop small pieces Of
butter over the top and sprin-
kle with cinnamon. Do not
cover with crust, but bake in
4 quick oven until the apples
are tender. If the crust bakeS
before they are tender, cover
with an inverted pie plate to
hasten the cooking of the
fruit.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-11
OMEL-ETTE

One-quarter pound Swindelps
Clipped beef. six eggs, one-half
cup of canned pimentos
chopped fine). salt and pepper.
Flake beef and brown in but
ter or bacon drippings until
crisp. Beat eggs until light.
add milk and pour over beef.
AGd pimentos and stir until
well mixed. Cook until eggs
are firm and serve at once.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-11
TOMATO CATSUP

Wash heaping pan or
rfpe tomatoes for 2 quarts.
Cut in pieces and boil fine.
Strain through colander
and measure and put back
in kettle. Boil down near
" half, then add 2 table,
spoons salt, | cup brown
sugar, 2 tablespoons Gin
namon, 1 tablespoon
cloves, / tablespoon ginger,
2 teaspoon cayenne pepper
and / cup vinegar added
last. Cook all a short
time and bottle while
warm.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-11
MACAR0NI SALAD

Boil macaroni in the usual
way. Blanch with cold water.
drain and chill thoroughly. To
each pint of macaroni add an
equal amount of chopped Gel.
cry tablespoon Of grated
onions, two tablespoons of
chopped green pepper and two
plmentos, chopped finely.
Moasten with mayonnaise and
serve
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-11
WELSH RAREBlT

One tablespoonful butter. one
tablespoonful flour. rubbed into
butter, one. cup Of milk. Cook
together until smooth. Add one
cup grated chees. . pinch Of
salt, one beaten egg. Serve on
hot toast.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-11

The fourth husband Of .
well-knOwn actress divorced
her recently because he found
another man in her fiat when
he raided it. Moral: II you
are happy as the husband OF
q lady who has been married
often. don't call on her unex-
pectediy.
Detroit meat dealer has
failed. Maybe he forgot to
weigh his hand in with the
steak.
John D., jr., urges every
man to have an aim in life.
A mans aim may be perfect.
but still he may neglect to
pull the trigger at the psyche
logical moment.
It is now said the English
explorers did not go to the
summit of Mt. Everest for fear
they would find the American
Gag planted there when they
arrived.
We are often led to wonder
how Europe managed to get
along without Americas help
before America was discovered
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-11

London authority saws that
women engaging in mems work
are becoming bald. Slowly but
surely full equality arrives!
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-11

The Massachusetts election
must have scared Senator
Lodge half out Of his spats.
Washington Journal., 1923-08-03

Tornitider mar ar%gc6ranus IA eS
mar eli &auOergcrud i'm Sail5, GaS
eS midjt 9au5 idlIcdit generic Is.
I'm Ser HaGS uou all sic Gdici.
tcmcnt mar, OaB bic Ynruc tire
GeicrwcrfS uner Die Gitid,cn Sin!
gclteat 6otte no iM Sds Wldtih uon
meme @cip 6%inacruJrfe acbobt ben.
Die 9urpe lin off Gobrs mad &c.
murOe. arulucr Ocife e, eS bdtt it'd
elmer ic6u laiic? 9Iat bei Ell lange
Gdatt; id lin idyubr, ie ben ale
Ylcbm olf mid ip1l8e moIe IN
Oamit jim ie ia nild) iud5ieoct. Sic
9i53ie bat mid Oalm2cto6lt for
fe6r I'M id, BEN geiii6lt wie Ell alter
la6mer @iel, womit i6 perbleiue
S6ne Sbrn licfucr
Ybtltpp Saucromper.
Washington Journal., 1923-08-03

= 8ibeIfe1t. Gin St1oent
fiibrte feline &erman0tcn bonn 2anOc
our6 oos M}uieltm fir @olferfrll-
Sc, uro erfldrte ibnen oie @egen,
It6nOe oltf feline eiaene @eiie. 90
blie6 er aitd NIT ibnen Dor einam
roiti9en Gdtuert iteben, uno perli-
derte, ani6cineno nit poler lle6er-
5eugrng, Dies iei oas S6mert, nit
Dem 8ileam ieinen @iel totem
moute.
M6er Ser Better bonn 2aroe mar
bibelfeIt. @r bemcrfte, oies lei I'M
moglid. 8ileam bGtte bod gar
fein S6tpert gebabt, !onbern ii6
mir zines eepiinidt. Sans
redt", e%rpioerte i6lagfertig Ser
STUDENT, Limo 6ies lit ia geraoe
ons S6pert, oas er ii6 gemiini6t
bot"
= Aumuntcrung. @irt:
&inoer, penn's raltfen pout, oann
fangt MIR an - ser Saoer mug
balo nod Ser Staot!
Washington Journal., 1923-08-03

@boI 6rau 81: @orum
baben Sic oenn SIRE 8odin mie6er
entloiien?
6ruu g.: ad, wiIien Sic, lie bat
binlidtlia meiner @aroerobe etlpas
gar gu fommuniitii6e Soeen emit
pideltl
Die $ auptio6e. Gtamm.
gdite: alio morgen gibt's friihe
8urit? Sit oos audi iider?
@irt; @ie g amen in Ser &irh',
nteine Serren.... Sic Gdrm' babe
iA i6onl
8ioerlegt. Stromer:
lle6crau ange6lid @o6nungsnot =
iA fann niht barber flagen
faum bin i9 aus Dem einen Sc
fdngnis entlaiien, oa iise id iGon
nieoer in einem anoern!
StoBfeuf8er. Gie @nG-
0ige (bei ser 2eftiire); CAB lie itf
IT. Den ntooernen Gomanen mic
mails friegenl
1ienitmd0den Gralrig): Md ia
=, 10 einen babe id, audi erle6t,
gnGoige 6raul
@ef6dftstHdtig. Sum-
Sc gum 8arbierl: Sic preiien mir
oaS Mittcl gegen Soblf0pfigfeit
als gldn5en0 oil, narum benusen
Sic es oenn ni6t, mein 2ieber? =
Sic bo6en 0o6 oud) cine gon5
ifone @label
Barber; So, fam id cs ocnn?
gbe id 0a5u fomme, mir ben Sopf
oamit ein5ureiben, Fat mir Sic
6laiGe idon Gin &nnoc Dor ser
gfoie peggei6napptl
MiBperfanoer Sic
8Gnic Iino lest furht6or teller!
@an5 red)t, beflcioe nal 10 feds
erpadiene Sodterl
Washington Journal., 1923-08-03

@tnfade 9iagnoie.
Cine 8auersfrou foniulticrt einen
4r3t, Ser @aIleniteine BET ibr fin'
BET. 9lls file ibrem Manne oas &e-
iultat ser unteriuding mitteilt,
meint oieier ungldu6ig: ~llnIinn,
pie ioaen nobl Die Steine in Die
@oae fommcnl" n9as merOen bait
Die Steine iein, oie bin ltno pieoer
bonn Screen faael!" belebrt i'm oa
Die &rnnfe.
@efaBt. Dame: ~gtpos
%frummbeinig iino Die &inoer manf-
NAL, aber 10 frummbeinig pie Der
Sltnge oo -"
SEER: Or lit mcin Sobnl"
Game: n9as lit ia geraoe5u gum
8erliebenl"
~Mufmerfam m. Siffolo
(5it einem Sof5eitsp6rd)en, tpeldbes
Iid fiBt, tuenn es iid unbemerft
ndbnt): @icaeibt groBe 3eitutg
gefGaig?
Washington Journal., 1923-08-03
0na ~nenfat. Got!

Gas aerigt. Satin
(eincs gitronomcn, SIT elmer 6reun'
oin): W}ciu Monu Mill c'id mic
Der cin2n rcuen Stcrn entoeden,
- eincn G1ioteu Bat er lid idoH
ins SoiAeutuh gemdtt!
Ser MrfonC. Gut gu
icincm GiiAnoAbaN Sit Oenil
Scr SER Better &oiiram nod inn
mer &egetorianer2
Siihnadbur: Sa; 1bcr i6 gloit'
DC, oab CT iid mobl 6alO beiebret
miro, oenu icit CT bel uns nohnt,
ntaft er idon inricr ieine Cir aitf,
wenn mir cine @ons 6soten!
SIN @trtuoicnfon.
3ub0rcr (5cim alooier'
@ortrao): Sd0n, i66uI gber, mein
clcftrii6es aIopier i1lltcn Sic crit
h0ren = Oagegen tit Der Sdllobe-
trie6 BOD gar nift3!
Washington Journal., 1923-08-03

Ser berIie5te &ei-
ienoe. Suusfrau: Seit elmer
balben Stunoe lit Ser Slthreiienoe
BEL llnierer 9[nna in Ser Slide; Der
i6miert i6r gepiB Sonig inns
Moull
6rit6en: a6, Moma, sen bat er
idon pieoer a6geleft!
@nttdu Dung. @eiBt
olt, Marie, beut' bob id in Ser
2eip8iger1traBe etpos gefunoen.
Md, ou @liidli6e! @as oenr?
GaB punoeridone Site in Sen
Sdaufenitern lte5enl
- SIN @cr9dItnis. Ser
tei6iger Gum g(ngeflugten, ser me-
gen 8eleioigung rerurteilt poroen
IT'D: ngs tut mir leio, MN ba6en
Sbnen oie pear @orte 0o1 adt
Gage @efdngnis eingc6radt!"
s g(ngeflagter (ingrtmmig): rSa,
oemgemaB bitten sic fir Shire
LANCE Geoe cigentli6 8ebn Sabre
boben miiiien!"
Washington Journal., 1923-08-03

Gin breiiter Sunge.
@iGt lit @fingItcn arf 9eiud uno
bittet Die Sat1te Inn ein 5peites
Stiif Sorte. ga oas erite idon
iebr groB mar, bot oie Santc Be-
oenfen uno fragt i'm: rSetommIt
ou oenn gu @auie bon Der Wfamo
audi INNER 5mei Stiifdeu Sorte2~
.Nein," befennt @iui.
Sea, meinit on oenn, OaB es ibr
re6t n1re, menn on bier apei
Sfiide befdmlt?"
80, oas mare Ser DIANA egal",
ia9te @iqi 5uuerii6tlif, roaS lit
bo9 nidt lire Eortel"
46 o! sic reoen INNER
bon Sbrem Sobn, oaB er 3utritt
gu oen feiniten SGuiern bat, uno
oaB ibm sic Uniform 10 gut Itebt!l
So, mas lit err oenn eigentli6?
ga = 9rieftrdger!
= S6Iou. @enn man in Ser
8uoe lit, oerlangen Sic @intritts-
gelo unb OrauBen Itebt: gintritt
gan5 mad @elieben!
So, 6os beiBt MIR, oaB man elm
treten fam, mann man mil.
= EeIegrammeb ler. =
&oIre aaes 6ereit, i6 fomme bergen.
= Gut geantwortet Gin
Grcborgeloirtuole bat nur Die Son.
3eIiion fir einen beitimmten Staot-
tell Sam6urgs, unb Oa er jenieits
Der @ren3e muii5ierte, tpuroe er bon
einem Gonitabler angebalten. NaG-
Dem nun ser @eamte oen 8eiper-
5ei6ein belidtigt tonte Dem Srga'
nilten elm lautes rNtariA" entge-
gen.
.gcoaure febr," erlpi0erte oicler
aelaiien, umein aaiten ipiclt wur
Sdnael"
Washington Journal., 1923-08-03
Ger 5e9Ier.

Gin S6ulinipeftor mar megen
leiner @eo6adtulgsgabe fir 6ebler
ie0er Nrt, uno megen ser &iidiidts-
loiigfeit, nit Ser CT 0icielben riigte,
iebr gefiir1tet. Gines Cages be.
frat er aud mieoer cine GIGiie, unb
iein S~alfenauge entoedte ioiort, oab
cines Ser @iloer ni6t gang garaoe
bling. Seine erite 6roge an Bic
&inoer mar: Scum, fonn mir elmer
bon elt6 iagen, mas bier i'm 3im.
mer nidt in Sronnng iit?"
Gie &inoer ga6en piele perid)ie'
oenc sntporten, aber feiner trai
oos &idtige. gn6Ii6 oerlor Ser
S9ulinipeftor fat Die @eoulo. CT
Ia9te: v&lber madt bod oie Iugen
oroentlid oufl Ser SebIer, ben i'd
meine, lit iebr %auff1aig."
@ieoer meloete iif elm S6iiIer.
9(ber als er feline @ntport ecgeben
6atte, madtc iiG ser S6ulinipcf-
tor idleunigIt aus Dem Staibe. Ser
Sungc iagte ndmlih: s9itte, Serr
S6plinipeftor, Sic BADEN pergei-
len SIREN Sut ADVANCEMENT"
Washington Journal., 1923-08-03
0te @oubtioA e. Sci.

= Die Sdupt a d. G. Sel-
rotspermittler: 3os prahtuoae
.Saar 6at iie BON i6rcr @lttterl
Seiratsfan0ioat: NGL Sos lit mir
8iemlid gIeiHgiiltig. Wtir ltegH
mebr carait, gu i%piiicn, mas iie bon
ibrem 8oter botI
= 8 Embellishments ebrcr:
Ser &ildlif legt feline @ier in Die
MeIter frentoer 80gel. 0ie miiiIen
oanl1 oie Gier aitsbritten uno Die
Sutgen fiitternl"
Ser fleine Sioaf: ~ltno mas be-
fommen iie oofor, SEER Sebrer?"
Gos Opfer. Sdamen
Sic Ii6 oenn nidt nit Sieiem
&aui6?!
Nut1, mein @ott, bent' bct meme
9icbe i6ren Numenstdg.
9os iogten Sic a6er ocd pori1e
ISOLDE aud i6onl
So, meinen q Oenn, i6 bab'
BLOB cine 2iebe?I
Washington Journal., 1923-08-03
Sli4gcfa6rli@c Saumc.

@S gi6t 2crte, sic oarauf iApo-
rem, ooB 9dume 0cu 9lis on5iebell,
p1breno nnocre felt uito iteif ser
aluiictt iinO, OaB @Iltme cinen gro.
BEN SduB Dor ser 9lisgefabr bic.
ten. Merfpiiroigcr @eiie baben bel.
DC re1t; es Iiegt auf Ger @ono, oab
bobc 9Gitmte iebr leidt BON Slie
g~etroffen per0en 10 gibt es bod I'M
ter Ben 8Gumcn oltd iold)en Die me-
niger @efabr bieten unO Die nit an
oerer @orten fein iebr Dan3iebenOes
@eien" fir oie 8liBe iinO.
Cine bon Dem belgii6en mete-
reologii6en &erein in @riiiiel ltam-
nlcnOe Stotiitif iiber Don 8lib ge-
troffene 9dltme cntbdlt iebr i%nterci.
innte @lnfte, bon Ocnen bier einige
per0ffentliGt per0en ioaen.
alm bIisgcia6rliAiten crfpieieu
liG, Oieier Statiitif na1, Die Sap
peIit, mi mel9e mebr ais
Die SGlfte oler porgefommeaen
8libI9lGgc %entfiel. 9taN ibnen ram
giqren sic Gi6en init rlrno IA b.
S., u1O ipeiterbin Naoelb6l3er unb
ltlmen NIT 6, be5tp. s b. S. 9bit-
bdiine purocn am ieItenlten getrof-
fen, unD sic 5peitgitnltigite Note
erbielten sic 9uden, o%orau3geiebt.
oaB MIR oie @eiamt8abl Der getrof-
fenen @dume, obne &iidiidt auf
Stan0, @orfommen uno &erteilung
in 9etraht 9e6ogen miro. Sn @irf-
lihfeit itellten Die 3ablen ii6 freilid;
anOerS, 0enn es liegt auf Ser SonO,
0aB sic @dume in gei6loiienen 9e.
ltGnoer, mie @alo, @arfanlngen
llim., ipeniger bonn 9liB getroffen
Dcrocn, ais tpenn tie %eir13eln itcben
oOcr in beItimmten 3mii6enrGumen
Lungs ser StraBen gepflan8t mlr-
oen. Nur 0ieiem umltanOe oerOanft
8. g. bic 8appel Die u~ngiinitige 3ii-
fer. @enn aber Die eide, troboem
tie por3ugsmeiie MalObaum lit, IN
Der Statiitif idle1t abidlieBt, 10 be-
meiit oos, oaB iie in Der Sat elmer
Ser bliBgefdbrliditen @dumc lit.
Gas &olf bat oieie lire @igeniGaft
ard bon ie6er riGtig erfantt mo
benubtc iie geraOe5u alS n8libablei-
ter, itocm es iGon 81 &arls oes
@roBen 3eit @iben in Der N6be Der
@ebGuOe onpflan5te, I'M BEN @lis-
itrnbl bon oieien ob8ulenfen. llnO
por0em mar 1ie befannli6 Dem Son.
nergott oircft gepeibt. Gagegell
beltGtigt ii1 Die an0cre polfstiimli-
che Nnnabme, oaB oltd Die 8ooen-
art einen @influB nuf oie 8lisemp-
fGnglidfeit ser @Gume babe, nidt.
@abri6eiuli6 miro = ultBer Der
00be Der 9Gltme cher oeren
aronenbiloung un6 SGfte5ltiammen.
ieBrtrtg einen GinfluB ouf 0ie GAIL
Der 9libi1ldge a1siiber, unO ais II
der gilt nod lpie Dor Der Sab, OaB
man iid) beim @epitter nie inter
f~reiltebcnae Sdrme - tpeld)er grt
lie aud ie;n m59en - Iteupn iol
2eiOer aber piro Oicier alte @abr-
beitsiab iclten befolgt. ltno 10 Bort
man INNER nieoer bon I1meren
@crlebungcn o,trb 8libihIca Die
nidt Itattfinoen fSnnter, tpcnn niGt
ltets oiifs nelte inter @aumer
Sdub Dor @enittern gcillGt per0en
piiroe.
Washington Journal., 1923-08-03
GntihnI0int. 81:

- @nti6uI6igt. 81: Gle
len arroganten, un6ef6eioeneu
Meniden nil ih nimmer icben!
9iloct iid Der aerl Gin, er lei &C.
i6eiter ais i1!
g.: 9ta, oas lit Ooh nid]t unbe-
F6eioenl
Ole GieIum If 10 d + M
tie. @icpiel &apaliere mogen 0tlG-
bigiter wobl idon 0en Sof gen1aft
baben?
., oas fam i6 Sbnen gang &c,
nor iagen, i6 fibre oariiber cine
Gourliite!
= Maio. STUDENT: Se6en sic,
sic Stride bier auf Dem @lobuS,
oas limb oie 26ngen- ltno 9reiten.
grade.
8affii6: I6 = unO i6 bo6' ge.
meillt, oas pGren gfoofabrmegeI
= Sronie. g.: @er lit oenn
ser &erl, Ser ale S%ommergdIte Gus
Ser @irtsitube oiif Die Safe bin
arsgemorfen bat2
g.: Gas lit Der Sbrnann bonn bie-
iigen @erein 5ur Se6ung oes Srem-
oenperfebrs!
Ger obgeIegte Gater.
n@arum bealt ibr oenn 10, ibr
&angen?"
.Subu, sic &inoer bon Gdul3e's
baben einen neller Gater befom-
men, uno mir baden ibren alten
gefriegt!"
Washington Journal., 1923-08-03

&omif6e 8erbefie.
rung. a.: @ie 6eiBt bern
Sbre SrGitIein 9roit?
g.: Meine 8raiIt lit fem Gralt-
Iein, ionoern cine @itme.
a.: 9ld 10, tpic 5riBt aIio S6re
Grau @rort?
2ufuIIifd. 81: Sci Dem
reid)cn Gommer5ienrat Meier finoen
uo5l re6t oft grcBe Glen Itatt?
g.; llnO mas fir peI9eI 3nm
SdluiIe muB er feline @1ite ie0e8-
NAL nit Dem 2oitoutomobil mad
Sauie fabren laiien.
@ut gefagt. Sci Gei-
ders lit ia belIte etmas Gleines on
gefommen?
90 = beute om 9ienstag? So-
ben 0ie benn nidt Mittfpo6s ibren
nGmpfangstog"?
9oppeIfinnig.- Srou
n. Gur iittgen Srou 81: SIR
@onn lit Oemna6 fein itarfer 81
Ter?
Grmu g.: Nein, gar nidt, ie
pcniger ih i6m fohe. Oeito Iie5er
lit eS i6m!
unn0tige Sroge. g.:
8ie fiiblen Sic iid oenn ols Strob-
pitmer?
g.; Sic iin0 mobl ni6t oerbeira-
tet2
g.: Neinl
g.: Drum fragen Sic audi 70
0umml
Washington Journal., 1923-08-03

Gin @enf6e G II g..
g.: Gas Sfilauien lit Ood Elm mur'
0eruoaer Sport!
o.: Gd ia - ga fam lftan flint
@eniden gIeif5eitig anf Die Sii9'
neraugen treten!
@ets Ser 3eugenber-
neBmung. Neffc Ser 3eugiii
(fiir iif): @ie oo6 Die Belt per-
gebtI @citern mar bic Sante crit
neununo3iponjig = unO beute idon
iie6enunooreiBig!
= MoIi8i0$. Gin @ittaa8-
gait i'm &citaltrant ieltf5te pl0blidJ
10 idper altf, 0oB Der &elncr it'd
eri9roden erfunoigte, mas inn
feble.
8, nidts bon @e0eltuttgl4 err
soioerte Ser 0uit. sd oa6te MIR
chen oarifber mad, Of ih mobl ie
70 alt meroen tpiiroe, Die Oieles
Qltbn bier oltf Dem &eaer!"
Oie rei6e 8raut. 81:
3un iino Sic ulio gliiflih per1ei-
ratetl Mber, nid)t mobr, Oie 8erlo.
bungs5eit mar ooh Oie iGonltc?
g.: Seine S0ee! Sd bin frob,
oaB iie. poriiber it'll
81: M6er marum 0enn?
g.: @6, tpoS iG oo flr2(ngit aus
geitonoen babe, oaB oie 8erIobuna
mieoer oufge6oben wer0en tonnte!
Washington Journal., 1923-08-03
@6enlann:
Q

Seuf3er. gbemann:
@ciBt ou, 6rali, i6 bin ia 3luor
&c6nungsrat - aber nit beinen
Sut- un0 aleioer-E ednungeu peiB
ib mir 6alo nidt me6r &at.
3eitgema s. g.: Gas
iaiie id mir gefolenl Sic ellen
&rebie!
g.: Sic eiusigc 5citgetndbe @abI-
3eit. no 6ei uns ood aacs ridluartS
gebt!
Washington Journal., 1923-08-03
SO enioi it e n

@enieltens etwas.
6rau (eincS 9eforatears): Ser
nelte @ebilfe, Sen ou bait, lit aker
i6rcdli9 langiam, - Sem milroe
iA bod fiinoigen?
@atte: Salt mir gar nidt elm,
- ser briugt ii6craa iopiel Ir6eits.
5eit berarsl
Washington Journal., 1923-08-03

.9ie @aoame bat Sbnen oo9 crit
einen i9oren an6ug geidenft, mas
tpoaen Sic oenn idon pieOer 0a?"
,ySG = mas glol1ben Sic? SAau'n
Sic Der, pie cr mir 'rumi6lcnfert =
ga miB i1 oo6 auh mas in ben Wa-
gen brfommen, oamit i9 ben @n5ug
altSfiiqe!"