Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1923-04-26
MIND VS. MATTER

Work, according to I'm Turner.
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MIND VS. MATTER
know giddie grille
Who dresses like whizz.
And tho her minds not oft made up,
The rest of her sure is!
THE OLD WAY IS BETTER
Now comes the news that in sew
eral states on the mainland marriage
by radio has been declared illegal.
We can easily. see that there would
be confusion in the broadcasting of
the marriage ritual By listening in
we hear something like this:
M1nlster-Do you utu-dah- dah-ta-ta
tahadtahdah Eloise Itch take this
prunes closed firm to be your Texas
Gulf Oil preferred "a bid SO lawfully
i welded titmouse and woodchuck ia
BIZ by Millicent Middle?
Answer-Shake little shimmie on
the shores of Kakkakoo."
Minister-Do you, Clarence, snap
snap-snap- buzz-click take this bed
time story by Kenneth Knee to be
your lawfully welded Sousa's band in
new and novel program?
Answer-Good bye, Tootsie, good
bye.
Minister pronounce you McKin-
ley high school glee club in songs
and instrumental music.
WANT A JOB IN JAPAN
The Japenese typewriter has 3,l26
characters.
If there's we'll matched pair in
married life, it's a horsy man and a
nagging wife.
T. B. R. says he wonders if the ear
rings the girls wear nowadays are
used for stakes to show where their
ears are
Bennett says that whenever a school
ma am turns up her nose and draws
down the corners of her mouth at the
suggestion of going to hotdog stand
after the show, it's a safe bet she's
been out of college at least ten years.
Alta BOY!
| kissed her in the moon light,
My head was in a whirl,
My mouth and eyes were full of hair,
My arms were full of girl
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How does my invisible hair net
look, dearie.
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Can't woman sing contralto with
out barring one shoulder?
Mary says a woman is never too
cid to make fool out of some boob.
ATTENTION, HUSBANDS!
We lamped this sign inside a res
taurant: eff wife can't cook, don't
divorce her. Eat here and keep her for
a pet"
Another thing that is wrong with
the movies, Smith points out, is that
every one squeezing past you in the
seat seems to be fat.
A father blames pool rooms for his
sons downfall when he should blame
himself and his own neglect to hold
woodshed father and son meetings
with the boy.
Jack Mayes says he who laughs last
is usually the last to get the joke.
Puppy love may be waste of time,
says Lacey but it furnishes pressing
business for a lot of Young couples.
"A Every once in a while a man with
long dropping whiskers comes into a
cafe and eats corn cakes and syrup,
thus Frightening up the day for the
mattresses and taxi drivers.
The sailor must have spent night
Quite wild; to judge afar;
He looks a wreck, and SO no doubt,
He struck hidden bar.
A highbrow magazine says that
Thomas Edison says, THAT he doesn't
care what time it is" We wonder if
he'd be interested in a second hand
dollar watch. We've got one that orta
suit him.
THOSE DAINTY DRESSES
Pardon me, did you drop your hand
kerchief during the dance?
Oh! I'm so embarrassed! That's my
dress.
Wouldn't it be pitiful if an efficiency
expert were compelled to conduct a
business of his own.
Definition of a giggle: That rattle
Of lonesome thought in an empty
brain.
''If motor cars and tractors get
more plentiful, what about the white