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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-11

MEMBERS of the Jefferson Park
A'l Golf club have n match play
against DOGGY competition on tho
program for this weekend. and Chef
King also wishes 10 remind these
who have been fortunate enough TO
continue in the captains cup play.
TO keep on schedule Yes, Mr. King
Is the boss.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-11
Hood May Graduate

MARTY KRUG really expects
AL Wally Hood to be sold TO some
major league CLUB this fall.
Hood has. been tending to his
baseball this year and is really hit.
ting the apple in wicked fashion.
He has lot OF power at the plate
and he's fast.
But Hood will never be iris
Speaker in the field and IL he gets
by up there IL will be on the
strength OF his hitting. He has
had two chances. one with Brook.
lyn and the other with Chicago.
but he couldn't quite make the
grade.
The same weakness In fielding
VIII probably keep Paul Strand and
Ray Rohwer in the minors. altho
they are wonderful hitters.
OF the three Rohwer stands the
best chance Of going back To the
big time as this is the first time
ne has played regularly in fast
company for whole season while
tho others have had quite some ex.
perence as fly chasers.
EFTY BURGER Is winning hall
IL games for the Indians because
he IS pitching and isn't throwing
He hasn't as much stuff as Fred
Blake and yet he wins where Blake
loses because Blake has a tendency
to rely too much on his stuff and
not enough on making the enemy
hit bad balls.
Blake iB a lot like Lynn Brenton.
Brenton had q world Of stuff hut
couldn't win because he was n
thrower and not pitcher.
Blake has had a poor year. hut
he looks better than lot of "a.
called throwers at that. Unless
some sort OF - deal Is made for
him, the Sheriff should be a win.
Nor in time as Inc certainly bss
the stuff.
What he needs is good coach
to teach him how 10 cover up bis
deliveries. A catcher like Archie
Yclle or Truck Hannah would be
a great help TO the Sheriff.
Chef Chadbourne. ono of tho
smartest hitters in the league, said
when he WAS here that Blake has
wonderful lot Of stuff. but he
doesn't conceal Il enough and the
batter knows when the ball leaves
his hand what 10 look for
That's what makes Harry Gnrd.
ncr and Elmer jacobs so effective.
They have the stuff and know
how to pitch. too. That's an un.
beatablo combination in pitcher.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-11
DERBY Iis YEARS OLD

The English Derby has been run
without a break for the past i45
years.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-11

II oUts WALLER busted into the
~ limclight on tho golf stage last
Saturday when he lead tho field Of
- starters in the monthly medal
play at the North End links. with a
card Of s5.is.s9. DR. c. y. Ford and
Fred Aver lied for second and third
prizes. each netting 7Fs on their re.
specttvc handlcsps Of IL and Q.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-11

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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-11

SEATTLE's women golfers viii en-.
~ gage in 72.holc medal play two.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-11
PARKWAY and
g BYALE1 c.Ro5E
* = u

n one OF tho kceuest golf matches
Of tho seaaon. airs. c. c. Cary won
the Darlington club tito when she
defeated Mrs r. r. Jackson a, The
second extra hols-ths 2oth-ln the
finals for the queen Of tho falrway
honors at the Black river course.
las, Thursday. ons.tp
II was q we'll played and hard
fought battle from the moment these
sterling golfers tccd of at the frs,
tee tn the winning putt was dropped.
During the greater part Of tho play
Mrs, jackson had tho edge. but her
worthy opponent was not 70 be
shaken.
Tha, much was very evident by
the way she came from behind after
being threodown on the second nine
squaring tho match IN the homo
green. and following up with halye
on the 18Th. Mrs. Cary won the ahor,
second-tho goth hole--with n three
when Mrs. Jackson. whose maahle
tee-shot carried well over the green.
failed to sink her first putt.
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AMrnIcAN LEAGUE

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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-08-17
LAS REINAS DE BELLEZA PoR.
ToRRTQUENAs EN- Ell TEATRo
OLIMPO

Noche esplendida sera la del pro-
ximo sabadc EN- Ell gran coliseo de San
turce.
Noche Gle arte. Noche social. No
che de algeria Y satisfacciones extra
ordinarias. Noche de recuerdos
Sc exhibe la delicadisima cinta i'm
presicnada con motive della proclama-
ci6n de las Eeinas de Belleza electas
en- Ia Isla en- ell concurso iniciado por
la Selection.
Fue esta una gran fiesta social en-
que tom6 rarte brillante y principali
sima, 10 mas distinguido de la buena
sociedad portorriquena.
Una pl6yade de senoritas bellisimas,
juventud en- for, aroma de simpatia y
fuente de inspiration y luz, dieron real
ce vida aquel festival que grabo
impresiones dej6 muy dulces recuer-
dos en- todas las almas.
Y esas sensaciones inolvidables. re-
fiejadas con arte y delicadeza, las evo-
ca la magnifca cinta de las Reinas que
exhibira la noche del sabado la pan
ITALIA del olimpo.
Esta mas que justifcada la anima-
ci6n con que este estreno Sc espera. Sc
explica ell interes con que de todas
parties donde las reinas fueron electas,
Sc disponen concurrir al gran aconte-
cimiento que nos ocupa.
sera un suceso brilante, al que ro-
bustece la cxhibici6n de la tambien inn
portantisma pelicula "Genio Y Figu-
ra' por Frank Mayo, uno de los privi-
legiados del lienzo.
Es de presumirse. La noche del sa-
bado. habra concurrencia desbordante
Y reboso de gratas impresiones bu-
lliciosas alegrfas de juventud y vida,
en- ell 0limpc.
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La veridica historic de PanchO villa

Un accidente cualquiera, un mucha-
clo de otro grupo que Sc aventuraba
entire los menudos labradores, la apa-
sici6n de Marcolfa, Ell tipo popular, Ell
tonic del pueblo, ell ladrido de I'm perro
Gesesperado, interrumpi6 al chico que
empuf1aba la azada.
Pero pas6 pronto aquello. Sc disipo
en- seguida ell suceso trivial que distra
10 la atenci6n de los granujas, y la
azada volvi0 alzarse y descender
con furia, con vehemencia, con rabia.
IN grito helado estremeci6 La plaza.
Un nifio Sc precipito en- Ell hoyo de
TERRA. La cabeza del cafdo era una
hola de sangre. La sangre empapaba la
terra. La sangre salpieaba a todos los
circundantes.
Y ell nifo, agazapado, apretujado, he
cho I'm ovillo, una masa de carne, de
lagrimas y de sangre, vibraba, palpita-
La. Sc distendia, Sc encogfa. Era una
pobre masa repugnante y tragica. In
tundia horror y lastima. Provocabs
consternaci6n espanto
Todos los muchachos, menos uno, Sc
acercaron angustiosos al lesionado. FL
lianto Sc habia apagado, y los ojos an
tes inyectados, coagulados en- sangre, Sc
fijaban at6nitos en- 10 alto.
6Muerto?
Por ventura solo desmayado.
Los nifos vieron venir I'm hombre
grande vestido de soldado, y vieron CO.
mo ese hombre, tras de tomar de una
muheca al caido, movfa con amargura
ia cabeza tenuemente exclamaba:
Atm vive.
Todos los nifios, menos uno, arreba-
taban con las pupilas, con ell corazon,
con la palpitaci6n incesante de sus Pc
chos. las palabras del hombre grande.
Ell tinico que permanecia quieto, ex-
tattoo, frfo, rfgido, indiferente TODD,
con la conciencia lejos de la realidad,
con la vista perdida en- ell vaclo, era
Il ni6o que entire las manos mantenia
Ia azada, con La MADEIRA y ell hierro en-
sangrentados.
Ese niiio era Pancho Villa y contaba
ocho amos de edad
Pancho Villa, ell menor de todos, pro-
fundizaba ell hoyo en- ell suelo, ajeno en-
absolute a que una predestinacion acia-
ga lie rondaba lie cercaba.
Un compafiero miope, un compafiero
robo, adelant6 la tesla para advertir
la ef1cacia de los azadazos en- las manos
6el pequefo.
Ell pequefo no pudo contener la velo-
(Contin1a en- la pagina -
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-08-17
BALAzo EN- UN oJo

En- I'm establecimiento de la Playa
de Ponce, ell joven Herminio Rivera,
de 10 amos, quien examinaba una pis-
tola Sc le escape un tiro hiriendo en-
la cabeza al Sr. venancio Rodriguez,
de so amos, quien Sc encontraba plati-
cando con varios amigos suyos en- una
esQuina de la tienda. La bala le atra-
ves6 un ojo y Sc lie incrusto en- Ell era
neo. Ell herido fue conducido al hos
pital Tricoche en- estado grave.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-08-17
(coNTINUACIoN)
LA PR1MERA sANGRE

San Juan del Rio es un pueblo pc
ueho de los alrededores de Durango.
Pueblo de agricuitores, hasta San
uan no han negado las vibraciones de
vida nueva. Sc conserva como llace
ncuents, como hace ochenta amos. Los
onbres no han evolucionado ell sus
lqnietudes nj en- sus costumbres. Sobre
paisaje. sobre la TERRA, sobre las al
las, Sc na peremnizado la tradici0n.
FL paisaje es triste y aspero. Las al
las son sencillas fuertes. Las cos
ANDRES, castas y transparentes.
En- la plaza de San Juan del Rio por
afio de 1885, una mafiana jugaba,
tozaba, Sc alborozaba, una veiiltena
muchachos Ell mayor no llegaba a
is dos lustros Ell sol era fuerte y &C.
eroso la vida cantaba jubilosa en-
'quellos espiritus infantiles. A los unos
Il atrafan las oanicas. A los otros el
IsdctO q tAoAnPV.
Todas las carcajadas eran una sofa
.arcaiada. Y todos los estentoreos TIL
|lultos parecian un solo tumulto.
Mas en- ell centric de la plaza no Sc
|ritabas No Sc fomentaban tumultos.
/ % Sc lanzaban carcajadas.
Ahf er1 ell centro de la plaZoleta rus
ca los mas serios de aquellos mucha-
nos, los mas intuitivos, los mas hon.
res. ADRIAN con una azada el suelo
r6vido De uno en- uno, todos reclama-
Ian la function del labrador: dar ell pul
hon. dar el alma, dar la vida en- cada
zadazo--zarpa de fiera--a La terra
ladre.
Y todos Sc sometian a un orden rlgn-
|rso. Y la azada de mano en- mano res
eta la mission bienhechora. Las raices
B heleehos y naranjos, los arbustos
r6ximos, las matas embriagadoras de
|lzmines. Sc estremecian corta dis
lncia los g0lpes secos Y reclos ae
bs granujas.
Y pareefa Ell juego un himno vigoro-
a la nlasculinidad de las nacientes,
atensas existencias. Tras de cada tmo
e esos muchuachos alentaba un 'oarac-
Or de honnbre de lucha.
lie TOGO ell turno al mas pequelo, y
on trabajo irgui6 la pala La dejo caer
Dbre lap TERRA agrietada. Los brazos
lenudos delataban un esfuerzo forml-
able. la azada seguia empero, dispen
ando, removiendo la TERRA.
Y sobrevino de pronto algo espantc
amente dramatico
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-08-17
BALAzo EN- LA COLUMNA
vERTEBRAL

En- ell barrio Quebrada Fajardo, de
Fajardo, en- una rifla, ell individuo Ig-
nacio Pacheco hizo tres disparos de
pistola contra Pascual Normandia, pro
duciendole una herida en- la columna
vertebra1. Pacheco ha sido arrestado
ror un delito de ataque para cometer
homicide y Ell Juez lie exigio dos mil
e6lares de fianza.
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ultima HORA

A pesar del bloqueo, acabamos de re-
cibir, traido por vapor ''Reina Maria
Cristina", una remesa de artlculos in
sllperables por SUI calidad prepare.
cl6n:
salchichon de vich legitimo.
Lomo de cerdo.
Butifarras catalanas en- manteca.
salchichas catalanas en- manteca.
Arroz valenciano en- saquitos de ]
kilo.
Aceite fino de M. Porcsr, en- botellas.
Pasta para sopa. surtida, de Quer.
Caramelos Rene de frHtas.
Saldinas sin espinas.
Morcilla en- nanteca asturianas.
Chorizos "El Gaitero', de klo.
Coles de Bruselas.
Broculi al natural.
Alcachofas escogidas.
Vino de uvas Mostelle (seco).
Petipois extrafinos, en- cuartos
lnedios.
Macedonias de legumbres.
Estamos dispuestos complacerle en-
su pedido. ord6nenos hoy mismo, puea
estoa articulos Sc agotan rapidamente
Nestro servicio es infalible inaltera-
bic. Esperamos su orden. servimos Ia
.isla G. o. D.
sues. DE A. sUAREz & CO.
San Francisco SO. Telefonos 1S4 1909.
Apratado 1113.
FRENTE AL "RIALTO"
Advt.
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pos HoMBREs HERIDos CON UNA
cUcHIL1A

En- la calle Triunfo, de Fajardo, Sc
vero Ayala, acometi6 y agredio con una
cuchilla a Amadeo Elias Glillermo
Fifiero, produci6ndoles varias heridas.
Pifero fue conducido al hospital en- es-
tado grave. Ayala fue arrestado v Sc
lie flo dos mil d6lares de fianza, acu-
ssdo de un deito de ataque para come
ter homicide.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-08-17
rE11c1rANDo AL sR. v1NcRNry

Vega Baja, agosto 16, 1928.
FL MUNDo, San Juan.
Lamento toda mi alma salida Luis
1rizarry Asilo Ninos, poroue el es un
gran maestro. Hoy aplaudo con toda
m alma nombramiento Vincenty. Ell es
I'm ap6sto1: su nombramiento justicia
al merito. Asilados aueridos: Yo os fe-
l1cito.
Manuel NEGRoN coLLAzo.
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DocE PUNAI.ADAs

En- Ell barrio Cangrejo Arriba de Ca
relina, valentin Ramos, de % amos, cen
IN cuchillo di6 muerte a Maria Lopez
Ramos, de As. amos, infiriendole doce
punaladas. La policia arresto al criminal
ccupandole Ell arma El Fiscal Gomez
rractica las investigaciones correspon-
cientes a este sangriento heeho.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-08-17
RINA EN- Ell Quartet DE LA
POIICIA

En- un bale que Sc llevaoa a efecGo
en- Toa Baja, sostuvieron una ri1a los
individuos Victor Marquee, Vicente
Matos y Jose Arroyo. Una vez que los
referidos individuos fueron arrestados,
en- ell cuartel, Sc acacaron de nuevo La
policia los denunci6.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-08-17
RINA A MANo ARMADA

En- ell barrio Jagueyes, de Aguas
Buenas, los individuos Ramon, Rodri-
guez, Felix Rodriguez y Ramon Santa
ia, sostuvieron una rifa, armados de
palos Y machetes, resultando los dos
primeros con heridas Ell dltimo con
eelpes Y contusiones..
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-08-17
MERcADo DE cAMBIos
AGO
PASAPoRTES

Ell Gobernador ha expedido pasapor-
te para Europa, los Sres. Manuel y
Alexandra Caryajal, de esta ciudad, Y
a los Sres Enrique Lefebre y CUTLER
mo Bozzo, y Sra, tambien de esta ciu-
dad, y para Santo Domingo al Sr. An
tonic Martinez Rivera y Sra, de San
Pedro de Macoris, R. D.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-08-17

Una escritura de hipoteca otorgada
ror don Carmelo Roman Seijo su es-
posa a favor de don Virgilio Socorro ha
sido encontrada extraviada en- la via
rtblica Y Sc encuentra en- la oficina del
CAPTAIN Blanco, para ser entregada a
sp duefio
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FUEeo EN- AGUAD1LLA

En- Ell establecimiento de ''Velardo
y Co.., de AguadilIa Sc desarroll6 un
violento incendio Ell cual destruyo parte
&c dicha casa. Sc calculan que las per
6idas pasan de $1,000. Las existencias
v el edifcio estaban asegurados.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-08-17
vIsITAs AL GoBERNADoR


-El Abogado, Sr. Wood el Sr. Leo
poldo Cast1illon, visitaron al Goberna-
dos sobre ciertos asuntos de inmigra-
cion.
El Representante Nc K. Jones y
Ell ST. Delgado de Adjuntas, visitaron
al Gobernador. sobre asuntos relacio-
nados con aqnel Municipio.
Los Sres. Gaspar M. Encarnaci6n
y Diego Mazrero, visitaron la Casa de
Gobierno.
Ell Sr. Manuel Mendia el Sr. w. A.
Savage de la U. S. Cast Iron Pipe and
Foundry Company, visitaron al Gober-
nador sobre ciertos asuntos relaciona-
dos con ell asunto de los trabajos del
Acueducto.
Los Sres. Sergio Romanacce E. Ra-
mfrez Brau de Ell MUNDo, celebraron
una entrevista con ell Gobernador.
El abogado ST.. P. G.. Quifones vi
sit6 al Gobernador.
Ell Attorney General Sr. Coats es-
tpvo de consulta con ell Gobernador So
bre asuntos pendientes ante su depar-
tamento.
Ell DR.. Bague, Conisionado inte-
rino de Agricultural y Trabajo estuvo
de consulta con ell Gobernador sobre
asuntos que penden ante aquel dcpar-
tamento.
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A LOS sUscR1PToREs DE 'El
MUNDo" EN- pEEUEI4As

MUNDo" EN- PEEUEI4As
Hagoles saber por medic de este avi-
SO que no entregare los periodicos-
los cuales yo soy agente-fiado, por mas
oe una semana; para asi evitar trastor-
LOS en- la venta poder hacer las Ii
quidaciones la Administrator de los
peri6dicos, a su debido tempo.
r. PASTOR SEGARRA,
AGENTR
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BALE EN- PONCE

Manana sabado Sc llevara efec-
to en- los salones del Centre Espanol,
de Ponce, un bale en- honor de los
Jefes Ofciales de la Guardia Ma
cional. La Banda de mdsica de. dicha
organization amenizara ell acto.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-08-17
AZUCAR D E VENTA
Oiriiase a JUAN GARCIA
Box SOB Caguas, P. r.
GUARDIA ARRoLLADo

En- la Avenida Ponce de Leon, para
tia 2, la guagua que guiaba Pablo Ro-
man, arroll6 al guardla Ismael Beltran,
oea3ionandole contusiones de caracter
leve.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-08-17
SILVESTRE FEIJOO
Practicante

En- su donnicilio, Monjes No. 2,
trabaia de su profession todos los
dias de 9 a IL A. M. y de 3 a {
p. M Tel. SIS verde, Apartado
oO7. San Juan. P. r.
Adv+
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-08-17
ARREsTADo

Ha sido a-restado en- Ponce Ell in
dividuo Juan Dolores Mas, acusado
dc I'm delito de acometimiento y agre-
sion.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-08-17

PARA CURAR UN RESFRIADO
EN- UN Ola, tomese LAXATIVE
ER0MO QUTNINA. FL boticario de-
volvera el d!nero 81 no lie cura. La
iirma de. E. w. GROVE Sc halia en-
cada cajit2
Advt,
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-08-17
VINO TlNTo CON sIFoN"
'.FLoREs AzTEcAs0

Disco Victor tocado por la Or
questa International a tempo de
baile. No dele de oirIe.
Sanchez Morales & Co., Inc.
(La Casa que Vende 10 Meior)
San Juan Ponce Mayaguez
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-08-17
UNA PUNALADA EN- Ell PEcHo

En- Ia calle Las Flores, de Barros,
lose Reyes, de 20 amos. agredio con TN
puiial Francisco Santos, infriendole
l'na herida ell la region peetoral dere-
cha, de caracter grave. FL agresor fue
arrestado y el Juez Municipal lie exigio
mil d6lares de fanza, califcando Ell de-
Ito de atentado la vida.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-08-17
HALLAzeo DE UNA H1PoTEcA

Advt.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-19

Grover Cleveland Bergdoll 70
said to have left Germany for the
United States. So It must be true
Germany is getting ready to go to
war again.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-19
BELIEVE II?
- n April 81, 1871 j Detroit
man didn't to the office %
- he could stay home and

4Aidu u1uHI 10 the O1IlCo 30
he could stay home ana
help his wife beat the rugs.
On February %. 1919. . flapper
left her galoshes home because It
wasn't raining.
On June 81. 1922, q Chicago man
bought some smokes IN 4 cigar
store and didn't have to ask the
clerk for matches.
On February 30, 1922. an At
lanta woman got her own way
with her husband by threatening
to sue him for divorce.
On September 81. 1911, q tran
silent paid his bill in . New York
barber shop and was given the
right change.
On November 81, 1921. Boston
landlord provided his tenants. with
gas heaters when the furnace fail
ed to work.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-19
Ren1embe
the Time
BY Jack Casey.

W Err liked to climb up on the
Waterin' trough where the
horses drank ana hold yer
head under one Of the spieots
and have i big drink. An how
great yer felt. when yer did, BE-
cause the waterin' trough was =
big fancy. bulgin' iron affair an
the sides was slippery an ii vas
hard work scaiin' it an yer had
to hold on carefully 10 yer
wouldn't tall IN.
An the water came out through
iron heads Of lions en- there was
always a scum o. green around
the edge Of the water an yer
often wondered what that was
until one day. yer saw It ii the
corners Of horses mouth. M
What fun yer thought it was To
wait till q team o. horses was
drinkin' an then drop cobhie
stone into the trough with 4
slash an, they'd backup with d
start and q snort an the driver
would swear ike blazes.. an
wanna chase yer.
An the place at the bottom Tor
sparrows to drink an how the
drivers always had "a. jump down
at the trough to unIoose the
check rein on their horses.
N when yer used to 50 swim
min on hot summer days an
yer'd 80 down the street with yer
tights tied round yer neck with
the tights part hangin. down yer
back. An the gang always had
q race to see who'd get un.
dressed first an, kept chantin' III
the time. THE last guy ms !
sissy:
An yer always hOIlered that
the guy what was barefoot had
q head-start.
: ~. + 7. y
N when yer used to 30 swim
min an everybody have wonder
full time N yer wouldn't be think
in Of anything special but Ioolxin'
out for sunfish cause they stsing,
an holdin' yer nose an seein'
how long yer could stay under,
but when yer come out yer'd dis
cover some one had cut yer gar
tiers an "chewed the beef'' On
yer clothes an II would take yer
an hour to get 'em Strengthened
out an yer'd be mad enough 70
cry while all the gang would do
was laugh,
REMEMBERS?
I'LL SAY YER DO.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-19

Did he meet with any OBJ
stacles in his love makinge'
Yes, he tripped over a rug, a
chair and the piano stool as he
proposed"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-19

Customs Inspector-What have
you to declare?
Returning Passenger declare
that I am glad to get back.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-19

London has a church which min
listers to deaf-mutes exclusively.
At last a sanctuary where nobody
hears the ushers' sQueaky shoes,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-19

Did you see any stage robbers
on your trip West?"
You bet / did! 1 took two
chorus girls out to dinner"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-19
ss@ In Midwinter
BY WILLIAM s.. ADKINS.

These cruises to Havana
Look very good 20 me.
That city of manana
Adorns a southern sea.
H..
I'm not an idle boaster,
Admit 1 have no pile;
But I can read the poster
And cruise a little while.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-19

Why do they say bride - ''led''
to the altar? Did you ever see .
bride pulling back?
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-19
A Hot Toast

Here's TO lovely woman
lssThe cause of all our woe
ashes fair and sweet,
But her tongue and feet
Are always on the go.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-19

DR.. Coue's bank account must
be growing better and better in
every way.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-19

One of the mysteries of this
world is that, while most newspa.
pers have Lost and Found" col
umns. You never see any found
ads U them.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-19

You can lead q. card to dunn
my. but you cannot make him
finesse.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-19
A Timely Epitaph
Here lies the body
OF Charley Cass:
He struck . match
To measure the gas.

Famous Teams
Cheese and crackers;
Bill and COO;
Romeo and Juliet;
Half and half;
Siannese twins;
Sink or swim:
Tea and toast:
Carbon copy:
Cats and dogs:
"Give me two cards. {"