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matoes, put through a sieve to remove
seeds. Season with pepper and salt,
heat until boiling, then pour over the
gelatine. Put into cups or molds to
harden. Remove and place on lettuce
leaves with a spoonful of mayonnaise
On top of each.
Baked Apple salad.-Choose a
good-sized apple of good variety. such
as the Northern Spy. Bake until well
lone and the skin is loose from the
apple. When cool remove the skin
and stuff the apple center with nuts.
Serve with whipped cream or on let
tuce with mayonnaise dressing.
Fruit Saiad.--Cut in dice three mel
low apples, remove the pulp from
three n Blanch a cupful of
almonds and shred them, dice one cup
full of pineapple. Mix all these in
gradients and serve on lettuce with a
m~ayonnaise dressing. Garnish with
halves of walnut meats and candied
cherries.
Celery and nuts cut fine, using one
half as much nuts in measure as eel
cry, add French dressing, let stand
for an hour and serve on lettuce.
Lily Saiad.-Cut hard-boiled egg
whites into petal-shaped pieces, leav-
ing the yolk perfectly whole. Rub
each yolk with butter, mustard and
vinegar. mixed well. Serve on beds
of cress or cooked spinach with may
onnaise for dressing.
Chestnut saTad.-Mix a little sweet
cream into a cream cheese with some
hnely-chopped sweet green pepper. Di-
vide into pieces and roll In cracker
crumbs that have been Drowned.
Shape in the form of chestnut burrs
and insert a cooked chestnut in each.
Serve with mayonnaise.
The parsnip is especially good
served with boiled meats. Sliced or
diced cooked parsnips are very good
baked in a white sauce as are csc IL
Hoped potatoes.
Nu.. hLe4~sse
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-04-05
CATARRH

Catarrh is a Local disease greatly ina
fuenced by Constitutional conditions.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE con-
sists OF an Ointment which gives Quick
Relief by local application n the
Internal Medicine, a Tonic, which acts
through the Blood on the Mucous Sur
faces and assists in Kidding your System
of Catarrh.
Sold by druggists for over 40 Years.
+. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, o.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-04-05
A Mothers Advice Prevents
Operation

Corona, N. Y.-"I had q terrible
gain in my left side and had to go to
bed every so often. Doctors had told
me / must be operated on, but l do
not believe In the knife and would
rather suffer than go through it My
mother also did not believe IN it and
she made me take Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound because
it had helped her. It has also helped
me for l am better and able to do all
nv work. | recommend your medi-
cine and give you permission to use
my letter as a testlmoniaL'-Mrs-J
BUSCH, Jr., IL S. Railroad Avenue,
Corona. N. Y.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-04-05
A FEELING OF SECURITY

You naturally feel secure when you
know that the medicine you are about to
take is absolutely pure and contains no
harmful OIL habit producing drugs.
Such a medicine is DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
The same standard of purity, strength
and excellence is maintained in every bot
tie of Swamp-Root.
It is scientifically compounded from
vegetable herbs.
1t is not a stimulant and is taken in
teaspoonful doses.
1t is not recommended for everything.
1t -is natures great helper in relieving
and overcoming kidney, liver and bladder
troubles.
A sworn statement Of purity is with
every bottle of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root.
If you need a medicine, you should
have the best. On sale at all drug stores
in bottles of two sizes, medium and large.
However, if you wish first to try this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure
and mention this paper.-Advertisement.
There is probably a difference be-
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-04-05

clieIIieS are eApctiSifV
unless you have put them
up yourself. Pour hot
water oyer a pound of
candied cherries. let
stand a few minutes then
drain and set into the
oven to become dry.
Soak one-half pound of
crustless bread in as
much milk as it will alb
sorb; add four beaten
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-04-05

Hay and Straw
Prime timothy hay. No: l. lsb41-4o;
No. 2, S1.20Q1.30; No. 3. $1-1O91.l5; clo-
yer, mixed, nominal; rye straw. new.
s14591.ko: cut straw. 75c.
Nv Stock
ping steers ss.6oSs.5o; b1scher grades.
$7.s5@s5o; heIfers. s55ogsoo: cows.
$A50gs.5o: milk cows and springers.
Caiyes-CuII TO choice, $4.0001A00.
Sheen and Lambs-Choice lambs. $14.oe
0n15i5: Gull to fair. $s.0091S.50; year
hn HSo,gs.Yorkers, ss7sgs'S5s pigs. ss.2s0
q "a. mixed. se.1519.26; heavy, $S.169
SIS: roughs. N.256z.5o; stays. s4.sO6
spot Markets at q Glance
Corn. No 2 yeLow.....-...........sl%
Oats. No. ! white. NomI
Rye, No. 2 western..............r-.so %
Barley. feeding .Nomi
Lard. prime west........-.....-s..1s.lo
SteariDe. city oleo..............,.. IL
Tallow. spec ioose-....-........... 81
Grease. yellow SS&
Lard prod. cont. LaacoV
Dressed hogs. l4os....,......-. AZ
Sugar., gran, lb............-.-.-..c-sV-S5V
Sugar raw. Cubas........*....-... -vs%
Butter, 50 score .SS1s
Cheese, held special. ISM
Cotton
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-04-05
Don't Forget cuticura Talcur

GonI FoF9Sl OutiCuTa dlCum
When adding to your toilet requisites.
An exquisite face, skin, baby and dust
ing powder and perfume, rendering
other perfumes superfiuous. You may
rely on it because n of the Cuticura
Trio (Soap, Ointment and Talcum),
25c each Observation-Disclosures
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-04-05

are too expen-
sive:
Glace Tomato
Salad. - Dissolve
one eighth of a
box of gelatine
in a little cold
water. Measure
half a can of to-
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-04-05
Ancient Whipping POST.

Delaware's whipping post dates
back to the picturesque old Swedish
fort days of 1854. The original pill
Tory is still standing in the court yard
of New Castle county.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-04-05
TiIe-Makina in Mexico.

Long ago the Dominican fathers in
Mexico established colored tiie-mak-
ing industry at Puebla, which has per-
sisted through the years in spite of
wars and revolutions.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-04-05
A sickly Child

Mahoningtown, Pal would like
to a a few words about Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
About a year ago I thought it would
be necessary for me to take my
daughter out Of school. She was
losing weight, was nervous, and
when she would come home from
school she would dropinto a chair and
v, and say, Mamma, ] don't believe
I can go to school another dayl' !
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-04-05

Cheerfulness is the daughter of en-
p%loyrnent. I have known men come
home from a funeral in great spirits,
just because they had had the man
agement of it-Horne.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-04-05

Passing Through the Panama Canal.
1t takes a ship about ten hours to
make the "trip through the Panama
canal.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-04-05
An important Point.

Judge-"Five dollars or ten days
In jail" PrisonerA-"What kind of a
Jail have you got?"
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-04-05

colac Pills Drive Piles Away Quickly.
Piles are caused by sluggish c~ircula-
ton In the lower bowel. External
treatments cannot reach this internal
trouble. Real relief can only come
through an internal remedy. COLAC
PILE PILLS are not a cathartic- Coat
ing impervious to the gastric juices
They reach the lower bowel with I'M
impaired strength; speed up the cir
culation drive piles away. Do away
with salves, suppositories and opera
tons. Only so cents at druggists, or
s. cents postpaid from Colac Chem
icaI Co, Inc, Glens Falls, n. T..
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-04-05
Not That7

We want our friends to think about
US, but not to reflect on us.-Boston
Transcript.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-04-05
The Kitchen
Cabinet


NW' Aszs, WssLefu Nt"spapeI OHlOh-I
Never mind what the other fellow is
worth. He paid for everything he
possesses by work, constant and un-
renting, and an eternal watchfulness
for opportunity. Do you want the
same results2 Then be prepared to
pay the price.-Lloyd.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-04-05
COOP THINGS TO EAT

When you want a cake especially
nice try the following: Candied
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-04-05
EARLY SPRING L A

The following salad is made when
fresh tomatoes cannot be procured or
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-04-05

Don't have a head Ike a bell-noth
ing but a tongue in it.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-04-05

There is probably a difference be-
tween .canceling a debt and never col
lecting it.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-04-05

Overland route-the airship line.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-04-05

EBES DUNE Thompson1s EsENNsEN
A reliable and speedy remedy since 1796 Buy az
your druggists or John L. Thompson Sons u Co.
Is River Etreet, Troy, \. Z. BOOKLET FREE
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-25
m ahead and play as smooth 4 article
of bridge as Mr.. and Mrs, HoyIe.

Of bridge as Mr.. and Mrs. Hoyle.
Personly however l don't believe
the majority Of bridge experts has
more than scratched the surface on
the art of team work and a couple
of people that has got vision enough
TO see the real possibilities OF the
game can make all kinds OF a monkey
out of the 20 called experts that
thinks they are up to snuff to use a
slang expression.
A example of how far pair OF red
blooded quick thinkers can go VS..
team Of conventional pork and bean
ers took place at a exclusive I'd. ave.
card club in y. Y. city and as took
part in same am in position to re-
late the incidence just as it come off.
Will state that vile not a member
of this club have carte blanche in re-
cards to the entree OF same as the
regular members considers it liberal
education to set behind my chair and
watch me man handle the paste
boards.
On this occasion as I made my en-
tree ] was sliced upon by Col. and
Mrs. Gloot who was looking for 4th
for their game. ] was led into the
card rm. and introduced to my part.
ner for the evening a young lady Of
about my age name Lucy Weasel as
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-25

the other IL diamonds and the ace Of
spades. Had l of led a heart or a
club we would of been up the spout
to use a slang phrase.
How did you happen to lead a dia-
mond?" was Col. Gloot's remark to
me.
1 give him q disarming smile.
at was one of the suits that had
not been mentioned was my reply.
By this time they must of been 3
people watching the game. Miss Wea-
sci dealt the next hand and passed
and again Mrs. Gloot bid 1 no
trump and it was passed around.
"All the darkeys am q weepin',-
hummed my partner, "Massa's in de
cold, cold ground
So l led her a spade and another
grand slam was the result as she held
the ace of diamonds in addition to the
other II spades. BY this time the
Col and his little woman was furious
but they was no recourse. What is
the matter Col. / asked him but he
made no reply.
Says With Q Phoney Check.
The Col. and wife was more care
full in their bidding after this eccen-
trio start and from then on Miss
Weasel and myself made no more
grand slams however we continued to
BATTLE the oppts.
Like for inst. they come a hand
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-25

which Mrs. Gloot was playing same IN
spades and 1t was my LIST. lead from
a hand which often call a bust only
they was not club in my hand.
L was puzzling what should / lead
when Miss Weasel begin humming
Hearts and Flowers" so 1 led her a
| heart as l had no flowers and did not
think she was limiting for me to 20 out
and buy her a nose gay. Well she
did not have no hearts and trumped
same and then / begin singing Best
people on earth, b. p. o. E." which
she took the hint and led me back a
club on acct. of the Elks.
Thus We got cross ruffles going
back and 4th and set our oppts. s
tricks.
Have not got the space to tell all
the details of our games but sufficient
to say that we continued making a
monkey out of the Gloots and they
could not make either head or tail of
how we was doing it.
When 4 certain suit was led and
Miss Weasel wanted to let me know
she had the pack of same. she would
sing Take back your gold" which
Aht uNAA " Aht idSl hit ID Make
your wife Jack" Or else it would be
MANY a stormy wind shall blow ere
Jack comes home again"
If she had the queen she sung
"Queenie" was there and if she want
ed should play low it was Sweet
and Low" or Rocked in the cradle of
the deep" A strain from "Come take
a trip in my airship" signified a Ace
and dublin Bay" meant / should
double.
Finely the Gloots become furious
and refused to go on with the dilemma
as to the totals showed nothing on
their side whereas we had rolled up
200 pts. The game broke up in n |
turmoil but the Coils better nature
soon asserted itself and he made us
out check for $4,000 which proved
10 he worthless.
We had certainly proved that a 1
litts, brains and a natural talent for
music could make a sucker out of a
pair of hard boiled galoots that
thought they had wrote the game of
bridge.
Copyright, 1873. by the Bell Syndicate.
Beautiful Roselawn Cemetery, not a
beautiful, well kept burial
park. Crockett 16SS.-(Adv.)
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Watching the Parade
By John Pilgrim.

When all the detective stories ant
mystery novels and he, she and then
tales fail to interest me 1 can fall
back on Frazer's Golden Bough" and
be sure of enhancement. 1t is al.
most a crime to die without having
read it. IL / were st. Peter at the
gate I'd put the question to every ap.
plicant for entry:
"Haye you read the Golden
Bough?"
Frazer strikes in one chapter an
interesting line. His theory is that
the tyrants and magicians and chief
priests of the past were instruments
through whom humanity gradually
gained liberty. We have always
thought of them as the cruel masters
who held our forebears down.
1T is the deadly monotony of life"
he says in effect but not in these
words, "the crushing sameness, the
iron rule of a tradition that compels
the savage to do each thing just as
his grandsires did it, that barred hu-
mainly from liberty. The tyrants and
the priests and the magicians were
forced to break through this steel
bond of custom. They stirred their
people into thought and action. If it
had not been for them we might to-
day have been as inert as the Solo
mon Islanders"
That is the sort of thing like to
read. 1t helps me when 1 lead my
own private revolt. / liked a play /
saw the other night, but because no
once else did 1 was actually afraid to
say so until L read Frazer. Mrs.
Pilgrim, her sister, her sisters haw-
haw husband, who thinks entirely with
bis biceps, the neighbor, the man who
sat next to me. the reviewers, all the
of our town, thought the
play was rotten.
Tomorrow-these revolts grow by
legrees-I shall refuse to 20 to the
Sunday afternoon tea. to have the car
painted a peacock blue. to visit a
'ocking chair resort on the sea when |
pine to go fishing, and shall buy
he dotted tie my heart Graves.
In other words, / shall pay more |
lttention to what 1 think than to what |
am told l should think.
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Play 1t With Music
By RING LARDNER.

setting on his left, Mrs. Gloot then
bid no trump and it was passed
around.
According TO the conventions it
would of been my cue TO lead the 4th.
high from my longest suit which was
a club and l was about to lead from
same when my partner begin hum
ming the refrain of a old song which
l recognized as MANDY Lee" and she
hummed the LIST. lines and then quit.
So all of sudden the wds. to the
I'd. line come into my head namely
"Your eyes they shine like diamonds
love to me-" So instead of a club /
led a small diamond which we made a
grand salambo as my partner had
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-25

To the editor:
A great many people seems to think
that the science of auction bridge
has reached its higth and that the
present system of signals, conventions
and etc, makes it a cinch for part
ners to understand each other unlest 1
or both Of same is a IL wit.
When a couple of strangers sets
down to play partners why one of
them genally always asks a couple
questions like for inst. do you want
10 be took out on a 8 double and do
you want to be took out of a no trump
bid with a 8 card major and etc. and
when these matters has been settled
between them they feel like they can
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-03-25

she was a gal from the middle west.
Instead of asking did / want to be
took out on so and so and this in that,
Miss Weasel merely asst me was |
familiar with old songs and / caught
on to her meaning and nodded my
head yes.
Music For Diamonds and Spades.
you know" she said, "that l have
got habit of singing during the game
which j hope Col. and Mrs. Gloot will
excuse me-"
The Col. and his wife nodded their
head yes and the game started and
when we quit II hr. later, / and
Miss Weasel was some $1,000 ahead
though we was only playing for a
nominal $1.00 per pit.
Col. Gloot dealt the list hand and
passed as did my partner who was
The northwestern bulletin., 1923-07-21

Miss Irene Graham, daughter OF
Mrs. John Birdeaux, 1912 Rondo
street, arrived home last week from
Chicago, ILL.,, where she has been Wis
iting friends.
Mr.. Chas. Miller, 42S Edmund
street, was host on Thursday evening
to the T. S. T. c.. club at dinner.
After dinner 1.-THE Turn of Affairs
at Tuskegee" was thoroughly dis
cussed by all present.
A very pretty reception was given
on Saturday afternoon by Mrs. M. E.
For, 536 st. Anthony avenue, COM
plimentary to her aunt, Mrs. Carrie
Wilson, of Lexington, Mo.
Miss Thelma Wilbert of Denver
Colo. is visiting her uncle and aunt
Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Jackson, S2S St
Anthony avenue.
Miss Lenora Watkins, daughter OF
Mrs. Chas. Watkins of Sioux City
Iowa, arrived in the city last weel
from Devils Lake, N. d., to visit hel
grandmother, Mrs. Anna Baker. 37(
N. st. Adams street.
The northwestern bulletin., 1923-07-21
HUNTING THAT HAS THRILLS
Night Shooting In the jungle Would
Seem 10 Furnish Excitement
Enough for Anyone.

Night shooting, says Q big-game
hunter In the Wide World Magazine.
provides form Of excitement entirely
Its own, and should only be INDUCED
In by real gluttons or those Of q sui
cidal tendency. OF course by this is
NOT meant the "sitting.up-a-tree" kind
Of shooting. but the ION foot" way.
Bull elephants have q penicious habit
Of coming into native gardens in the
night, eating the growing crops and
smashing up as much as they can.
Then It II that the intrepid hunter can
20 out II he wishes to do battle with
them.
One or two points are worth remem-
,bering: Noises ut night are magnified
to a high degree. Field mice sound
like herds Of heavy-footed beasts; and
wild pigs are as often as not mistaken
for the elephants themselves. A lot
/, of time can be wasted with ones heart
In ones mouth. carefully stalking that
sound. with eyes searching for that
huge bulk one expects to see looming
up in the darkness. Then something
happens. at your very feet. with awful
clatter that makes you imagine the
next moment win be your last--but it's
only pigs.
After this one hears the elephant
scrunching the crops and moves
toward Ito find II not there, though
every other animal in creation seems
to be making ear-spiitting noises.
The northwestern bulletin., 1923-07-21
Vegetation and Floods.

Attention has been invited to what
Is regarded as an important illustra.
tion Of the sure results Of deforesta-
ton In the Appalachians. Near town
In Tennessee the roasting and smelt-
Ing Of copper ores have entirely de-
stroyed the vegetation over a consid-
erable area and left the ground per
fectly bare. Consequent surface ero-
sion is rapidly removing the soil, and
the slopes are SCARED with gullies.
the waste from the steep slopes has
buried the former surface along the
streamlets, so that neither slope nor
narrow flood plain Is Of any value for
agriculture or grazing. Floods on
these streams rise higher and more
rapidly than In former times, while in
dry seasons springs once perennial 20
dry and others almost cease flowing.
The northwestern bulletin., 1923-07-21

the nest--of many nests-for each year
the birds had reinforced the old home
with new twigs. bits Of string and pa
per. Now the ragged remains Of the
nest clung deHantiy to the stems Of the
bush.
"You poor thingsr sympathized
Sally.
"Aiew-w.w.w-w-r warned the birds.
as they few away In q circle to return
again. "Mew-ew-ewewr
Sally needed the warning and turned.
Some one was standing near by. look
Ing at her with an embarrassed smile.
II was Roberti
sally" he said. biting his lip, Il
came back to ask you why you didn't
answer my letter"
Letter? What letter. Sally was
clearly amazed; her color rose and her
eyes shone. There was no letter here
when you went away-nor since"
"Havs you really looked for one.
Saliy?"
"Yes," she confessed
II left one there years ago--I asked
you to marry me. and because I could
not bear to have you say no I told you
not to reply II You didn't love me"
"T never received such q letter"
Quavered Sally.
II put II In the hollow-and when
I found no reply I went away without
seeing you, dear"
Sally stood with downcsst eyes and
aching heart. How could she convince
Robert that she had never received the
letter7 He was looking at Sally. then
his gaze passed her and saw the re.
mains Of the old, old nest. There was
something familiar sticking out Of the
sticks
He rushed forward and pulled the
sticks apart. From the bottom he
pulled out q wet and torn envelope-it
was thin and weather-beaten--the Ink
was faded and paie--but the agitated
catbirds who had appropriated the let.
ter SO long ago saw 1t pulled from the
old nest. saw two young heads close
together. reading the long-delayed mes
sage, and saw the happy ending.
The northwestern bulletin., 1923-07-21
Turpips In jerusalem.

A Scottish farmer met his minister
one day and said: ~ see ye hae got
back frae the holy land, sir"
"Yes, John" was the reply, "back
again. safe and sound. ~ you see."
Man, I've often thocht," said the
farmer, II wad like to hear o. that
place frae ane who has seen the coun
try"
"Well, was the reply. II saw Leb
anon. Jerusalem, Jericho and the Jor
dan and was up Mount"
Excuse me interrupting you." sale
the farmer. ''but II it's fair question
hoo were the turnips lookin' doyr
about Jordan an the Dead sear'-Lon
don Tt-Bits.
The northwestern bulletin., 1923-07-21
The Effect

Smith, having learned from an oblig-
Ing neighbor that his wife was at .
movie with another man. rushed to the
theater and appealed to the manager
for assistance. The latter. wishing to
preserve the public peace and his own
patronage. went out to the stage and
announced:
'rhere is present In tha audience Q
man with someone else's wife. ! wish
to avoid scandal and 20 win have the
theater darkened while this couple
leaves"
The lights were put out and half oi
the audience rose to dspart.--Kansas
City star.