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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-20

FARMERS PICNICl Everybody
welcome! Wednesday, August 8,
1923, at Pennington Fair Grounds.
Music, ball games, speaking. Pre-
pare for day of fun. Hunterdon
Co. Farmers Cooperative Associa-
ton. 7t-June 22-Aug. 3
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-20
Railroad Schedules of
misunderstanding

NOTE-All times given are Eastern
Standard, unless otherwise stated.
All stations and terminals, in both
Lambertville ard New Hope, are on
Bridge Street.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-20

POSITION WANTED Girl capable
of clerical work or as nursemaid. Re-
fined, can furnish references. Miss l..
White, X. /, Box 3, Yook Rd., L'yille.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-20

GIRLS WANTED for laundry work.
Apply Lambertville Laundry, Lam
bert street
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-20

SAVE MONEY ON TIRES Buy
Converse Compression Treads direct
from factory. w. r. Naylor, facory
representative, 10 Coryell St, Lam
bertville, N. ]. See ad in this paper
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-20

FARM LOANS On United States
Government Plan. 33 years to pay, no
commissions, no renewals, no red
tape, you do not buy stock in the
bank. Loans closed quickly Under
Government supervision. Apply dir
ect to the bank. Pay no commissions
to anyone. For details write to New
York and New Jersey Joint Stock
Land Bank, 81 Clinton ST., Newark,
N. j. ttfl
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-20

ODD JOB WORK Tree cutting,
concrete walks, walls, cess-pools, etc.
Carpentry. All work guaranteed. Any
place, any time. Luciano Mario. 5
Coryell St., Lambertville.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-20

MODERN Roll Top Desk for sale,
cheap TO quick buyer. In good con-
dition. Record Office, 8 Coryell St.,
Lambertville, N. ].
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-20

THREE BRIDGES CARNIVAL, at
Three Bridges, N. j., August s, D, 10
and II. Dancing every evening. Elk
cellent music. H-S-l0
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-20

IF YOU want anything, or want to
get rid of anything, use this column
only 1c. word.
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25c. invested in classified ad in
this column may mean as many dol
lars in Your pocket. It's worth try
ing. Phone 84R3 TT
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-20

HAVE YOU TRIED Chiropractic
Treatment for your health? See
G. G. L. Flamand, Record Building,
Lambertville.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-20

SAMPLE copies of this paper sent
anywhere on Sequest. Ask for our
special subscription offers. If
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-20

WOMEN wanted to do hand ironing
at home. Inquire Diskin Laundry,
Lambert ST.. Lamebrtville. TT
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-20

LADY WANTED-One able to use
typewriter. Apply by letter to x. X.
e., care Record Office, Lambertville,
N. ]. tt
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-20

Heat exhaustion begins with Dizzi-
ness, feeling of fullness or pain in
the Head, Nauseau and Vomiting and
a sensation of ehilliness or hot
flashes along the spine. There is a
weakness and sensation Of suffoca-
ton. The radiation and elimination
of heat from the body is mainly
through the skin, and the condition o.
the skin is governed by the kidneys.
Chiropractie adjustments will re-
lease the pressure on Nerves supply
ing the Kidneys, thus causing the
Kidneys to function 100 p. c.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-07-20

CHAUFFEUR wants position. Can
drive any make car. Address, Chauf-
feur, care Record Office, Lambert-
vile, N. J.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-18
MASSED BAND CONCERT
Second Division Organization VIII
Play at Travis Sunday.

The second open concert by the
massed band Of the Second Division
will be held Sunday afternoon from
8 to 4 in front Of post and division
headquarters at the intersection of
Eighth street and Division avenue.
Camp Travis.
The band is composed Of picked
musicians from the various regi.
mental bands of the division, and is
directed by Mr.. Maiewski, director
Of the Twenty-third Infantry Band.
Civilians as well as army people
are invited to attend. In event of in
clement weather, the concert will be
held in the Liberty Theater, Just a
short distance from division head
quarters. Parking space will be pro-
cided
This band, although not intact at
all times, is the same that played for
General Pershing and Marshal Foch
when they were in San Antonio.
Following is the six number pro-
gram which will be rendered Sunday
afternoon:
March from Tannhauser by Wag-
ner; Overture, III Guarany by Co
mez; Invitation a la Valse by Weber +:
operate masterpieces by Safranek /:
Dance of Hours from LA Giconda "
by POnchielli; march, Stars and
Stripes by Sousa.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-18
IOWA PHYSICIAN MAKE
STARTLING OFFER To-
CATARRH SUFFERERS
Found Treatment Who
Healed His Own Catarr
and Now Offers to Send !
Free to Sufferers AMI
where. .p.;:t A. =.

Davenport, Iowa.-Dr. W. o. Cd
fee, Suite 1857 st. James Hotel Bldi
this city, one of the most wide
known physicians and surgeons \
the Central West, announces that 7
fonud a treatment which complete
healed him of catarrh in the head aft,
many years of suffering. He the
gave the treatment to a number Z
other sufferers and they state thi
they also were completely healed. II
doctor is SO proud of his achievemer
and so confident that his treatmei
will bring other sufferers the san
freedom it gave him, that be is offe,
ing to send a 10 days supply abs'
lutely free to any reader of this pa.
per who writes him. DR.. Coffee be-
specialized on eye, ear, nose AM
throat diseases for more than thirts
five years and is honorcd and I'd
spected by countless thousands. !
you suffer from nose, head or thros
catarrh, catarrhal deafness or hea
noises, send him your name and &C
dress today.-(Adv.)
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-18
Quitting Immigration Service.

NJ. II. Anthoni naturalization ex.
aminer in charge of the Texas terri
tory, has returned to his headquar-
ters in San Antonio from Houston,
and is winding up affairs of the Of
flee, preparatory TO leaving the SER
vice. Mr.. Anthoni has rendered his
resignation to take effect March /,
to accept a position with an oil COM
pany in Tampico. Mr.. AnthOni has
been in the naturalization service in
Texas fifteen years. Prior to COM
ing to Texas he was stationed at st.
Paul, Mimi, Los Angeles and Den
yer. 1t has been estimated by Mr..
Anthoni that during the time he has
been in the immigration service, he
has assisted in the naturalization of
approximately 10000 aliens. Many of
these aliens were soldiers stationed at
the army camps in San Antonio. A
successor has not yet been Sc
lanfad
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-18
Thousands of girls have built up
a fresh clear skin ~
by using these simple treatments

ARE you discouraged with your
L n complexion-Disco be-
cause elaborate applications seem to
have no effect in giving you the clear,
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Thousands of girls today are using
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ments, with the result that in
short time they are able, by natural
methods, to build up an entirely
nesv complexion. E.
Each day your skin is changing
MO matter what the condition of your
~ skin-it can be changed. Each day
your skin is changing in spite of you! Old
skin dies, and new skin takes its place. BY
giving this ne,V skin the special care itneeds,
you can free your complexion from faults
that have troubled you for months, or
even for years.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-18
The PinellaS County Fair
By RING LARDNER.

10 tne eul'or'
Well friends I thought I would
write I'm a article this wk. in regards
=. - - Ia ,toho. II F,or.
" sumo VI my soiA ,'e :"
ida but SO lar the lease said ABOUT
same the better so will use up this
space with breif acct. of the Pinellas
county fair which / and some of my
friends tended in town called Largo,
Florida. Largo is on the r. X. be-
tween Belleair and st. Petersburg,
but the engineer is libel to run past
it most any day if he don't keep his
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-18

| fore enough mules is educated so as
we can get a clear idear as to what
they are after.
No Exaggeration.
2 of the big shows started at once
and we only had time for 1 of them
and the most of us picked out the
minstrels which the man said was the
biggest organization of its kind under
canvas and sure enough when the cur
tain went up they was no less than
6 people on the stage. The show
started with a opening chorus and
then the interlocutor spoke to 1 Of
the end men.
"Mr. Williams, he says. show are
you feeling today?"
"Well SIR" says Mr.. Williams, Il
feels just like a watermelon that has
fell off the back of a wagon"
How is that, Mr.. Williams?" says
the interlocutor.
"All busted up" says Mr.. williams.
Mr.. Williams then went into
song and then the interlocutor turned
to the other end man.
"Mr. Owens" he says, show are
you feeling today?7
"Well SIR" says Mr.. Owens, 81
feels just like electric light"
How is that?" says the interlo-
cutor.
Red hot and still burning said
Mr.. Owens.
At this pit. I got I of my cough
ing spells and left the theater so MS
to not spoil the show for other folks
and the next tent / visited was
Madame Turlulu a fortune teller
which it said on a sign outside that
she could even tell you your name.
Madame was washing her hair but she
quit when l come in and took my
hand in hers which was still dripping
with shampoo soap and she says l
would do lot of travelling this yr.
mostly on water. This was certainly
hitting the nail on the hammer as it
was only a month ago that signed
a agreement to stay on water for /
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-18

his off moments Tim raises pigs in
New Jersey.
Many Of the denizens of the village
are merely shifters-nen and women
who want TO live ,7ithout exertion.
Rents are cheap. So is food, and one
is ever pointed out IS poverty stricken.
Poverty is almost a virtue. Did not
all of the great artists of history
starve?
Barney Gallant is the village mayor.
He is a shrewd little Hungarian with
an English accent and Chesterfieldian
manner. He has grown rich. He
sponsored the Greenwich Village
theater. several cafes and owns the
Club Gallant, now the niftiest hide
away Of the fast night-steppers.
Until 8 in the afternoon the village
is as quiet as a church yard. 1t does
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-18

interesting than the Paris Nominate.
II il hallowed ground where any
theory or ism takes quick root. 1t
is a neighborhood Of coffee shops,
waffle shops, dank attics, basket
weavers, batik makers, sculptors,
painters, pot boiler writers and a
sprinkling Of the literary great. Don't
forget some great artists and writers
have come from the village. Many fine
people live there.
The village adheres to only one law.
That is: mind your own business"
And it does it well. Psycheanalysists
may psyche each other. Freudians
may chase the elusive complex. But
the village goes on its way without
even adjusting the proverbial grin.
They discuss the messy side of life
without blush. Serious thinkers can
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-18

yr. from date. Then she says / would
live to as yrs. old but from IS yrs.
old to the finish would be kind of
sick which she could not tell if it
would be rheumatism or stomach
trouble. Then she says that when /
was not with my equals / genally
always felt uncomfortable and 1 sup
pose that is why my #. bothers me
when play golf. -".se,
Forecast Came True. '
They was a gal in our party that
also got her fortune told and Madame
told her she was going to have a
spell of sickness and not 10 minutes
afterwards this gal took a ride on the
ferris wheel and the prophesy come
true.
Finely we all gathered around the
keno game where the prizes was all
aluminium wear and 1 of our party
was Geo. AIDE of Brooks, Ind. and
the cards was 10 cents a piece and
Geo. spent pretty close to $500 be-
fore he got keno but somebody else
got it at the same time and in a
case like that the management re-
serves the right to pick out the prizes
they will give you and they give Geo.
a soup strainer.
"Just what 1 needed" says Geo.
as he stood to 1 side to receive con-
gratulations.
We had now been in the fair
grounds upwards of a hr. and a 1-2
which it seemed fully that long and
all agreed that it was time to 20 home
and write down in our dairy all that
we had seen and done at the Pinellas
county fair.
Copyright, 1923. by the Bell Syndicate.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-18

do their thinking unmolested. Just
pay your way and don't bother the
other fellow and the village will per-
nit you to live in peace.
Most of the village life is a futile
brainspun procedure and the village
knows it-but it has a good time.
They are not after ell grasping for the
eternal truths. They are only kid
ding themselves.
Tiny Tim. that arch prophet Of in
digestion with his velvet tam and
smock and tray of soul candy" is
typical If the village thought. He will
pop IN anywhere and prattle for the
hour-if you will let him-of intel
lectualism and the higher thought. In
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-18

ing around whether or not they's
motorcycle cop chasing them.
Then they was a woman who had
educated q mule and the man out
side the tent said that a mule was
the hardest of all homestead animiles
to educate as it was so stubborn and
contemplate. But this mule was so
educated that when the woman ask
ed him a question he would nod his
head yes or shake his head no which
is long step forwards toward solu-
ton of the mule problem though it
will probly be a good many yrs. be-
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-18
Danger in an oily skin

pERHAPS you have the type of skin that
= has always been too oily. An oily skin is
not only unattractive in itself-it is espe.
cially liable to infection from dust. Use the
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A sensitive skin can be kept smooth and
free from irritation by the right Woodbury.
treatment. A sallow skin can be roused-
awakened-so that day by day it will gain
In color and life. ~.
No matter what type of skin you have
by giving it the right Woodbury. treatment
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Completetreatmentsfore each different type ofskin
given in the booklet "a Skin You Love TOUCH"
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treatment tonight!
The same qualities that give Woodbury's Its bene.
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bury's also comes in the convenient 3-cake boxes.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-18

Send IS cents for a complete miniature set of the
Woodbury. skin preparations, containing
A trial sire cake of Woodburys Facial Soap
Asample tube of the new, Woodburys Facial
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A sample tube of Woodburys Cold Cream
A sample box of Woodbury's Facial Powder
With the treatment booklet, IA Skin You Love to
Touch" Sendfor this settoday. Address The Andrew
Jersens Co., Spring Grove Ave, Cincinnati, Ohio.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-18

Education Is great thing" said
Kingston. There's Darlington, graduat-
ed in social welfare at Yale, and now
he's head OF the biggest prison in the
country" Right" said Kingsley, "and
one of his ten-year tenants is a class
mate who won all the medals for hand
writing and took up forgery."-Rich-
mond Times Dispatch.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-18

For IS cents zge zgiH send you complete set ofhe
Woodbury. skin preparations
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-18
So This Is Greenwich Village, Well! Well!
by o. O. MINTYRE

As Bobby Edwards lyricized to the do Il
Hccomnainment ~ his ukalplp. nav
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-18
:. For a SenSitipe skin

DIP soft washeloth in and hold Il youf
face. Now make warm water lather of Woodbury.
Facial Soap and dip your cloth up and down in il until the
cloth Is fluffy with the soft white lsther Rub this
sthered cloth gently your skin until the pores
Thoroughly cleansed. Rinse first with water, then
with clear, cool water and dry carefully.
Get a cake of WoodbsryS Facial Soap tods,-
begin your treatment tonight! Within a week or
ten days yoEr shin sin mon marked Improvement
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-18
2. For a pale salIo1D skin

ONCE or twice week. fill your basin full of hot water
almost boiling hot. Bend top of the basin and
your head with heavy bath towel so that steam can
escape Steam face for thirty seconds Now laher
hot cloth with Woodbury. Facial Soap. With this wash
your thoroughly rubbing the lather well into the skin
with upward and outward motion. Rinse the skin well,
first with then with cold, and finish by rub
bins IL for thirty seconds with piece of ice.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-18

Your skin probably belongs
to one of these three types Are
you giving it the night treatment ?
/. For an oily skin
FIRST cleanse your skin by washing in your usual
with Woodbury. Facial Soap and lukewarm water. Wipe
off the surplus moisture but leave the skin slightly damp
Now, with work up heavy lather of Wood.
burys Facial Soap in your hands Apply your face
and rub II into the pores thoroughly. Rinse with warm
water then with cold possible rub face for thirty
seconds with piece of ice.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-27
SARG'S DOLLS
MIRTH MAKERS
IN NEW YORK
CONTINUED from page ~


and sympathy for suffering have
nineteenth century and after. madness
/ is essentially tragic and idealism of
whatever sort essentially noble.
/ Though we tell one another that Ger
vantes was a satirist; that his great
novel exercised romantic chivalry
from Europe by laughing it down the
wind, We respond rather to the loftI-
ness of the Don's imagination than to
the absurdities into which it led him.
The travesty Of the sixteenth century,
in word, has become for US rather
grandly serious. If CervanteS had
been casting "A dramatization of his
novel, he would probably have con-
sidered deeply the possibilities Of
Lew Fields. In point of fact the only
Henry Irving, and the venture failed
precisely because it proved impossi-
BILE on the stage to invest sixteenth
century horscplay with the nobility
and the pathos which the nineteenth
! century discovered in it,
Neither Tony Sarg nor the children
of all ages who delight in him con-
Germ themselves much with under
tones and overtones. Whatever may
be the case with human actors. mad
ness in a marionette is broad comedy.
Adventure after adventure, discomfit-
urc after discontinue. evoke irresis-
tible mirth. Whether this living skci =
eton in armor is swept aloft by the
sails of the windmill or refuses to
pay his shot ut the inn because hotel
bills were unknown in the age Of
chivalry, the spirit of laughter has
full sway. 1t would be we'll if every
literary critic approaching Don QuiX-
otc were required to see this uncon-
sciously historical reconstruction by
Tony Sarg.
! From the point Of view Of the fine
art of the marionettc Il word of COM
mendation is due to the hiStronic cx-
| prcssiycnesS Of RoSinante, Il most
knowing plug. Equally delightful was
the dance of two lambs, inspired by
their shepherds piping. The music
| and songs were excellent. All in all,
| this is q rare holiday entertainment,
! with plentous food both for laughter
and for philoaOphic reflection.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-27
THE MACPIE

and LETT the North Dakota country.
They have evidently gone to stay
for up to date (lS9D none have
been back to that prairie land since
their heigeria.
During the COS these birds were
not found at all in the Devils Lake,
Turtle Mountain region. During
| the last 10 years they have fire.
quently noted in this part of the
state. Reports from various sources
! indicate that this species is most
abundant in the Missouri River val
ley, the Bad lands in the Little Mis-
souri, and the KilldeG Mountains.
They are now quite common in the
James and Sheyennc River valleys
and occasionally in the Red River
territory. Many reports from farm
| ers, ranchers, sportsmen and others
relate instances of their destruc-
tive habits, stating shat they at
tack and kill weak and very young
farm animals, carrying off the eggs
and young of the poultry yards. the
game birds, ducks, etc. 1t would APP
pear that the magpie is a serious
menace to the successful production
of same. Their habit of attacking
weak and injured stock is graph
cally described in Dr.. Suckley's re-
port on birds in the Pacific X. r.
report of survey along the 47-49
parallel in 1860
"This bird is mischeivous and
gluttonous, but not so tame or so
fond of the society of man as the
European species. They are very
much disliked by the Frontier trad
crs and mountain men of interior
Oregon, on account Of their vile pro-
pensity to alight on the sore backs
of broken down and chafed horses
and mules, most unceremoniously
picking and feeding upon the raw,
sore flesh. notwithstanding the
means, kicks and rolling of the poor
tortured animals.
In this manner many disabled
beasts have been most irretrevably
injured and probably a vast number
even killed.
1t is said that the mountain men
and trappers of former times so
| hated this bird. on account of its
evil propensity for horse flesh, that
when one of them possessed but two
bullets he was sure to fire one at a
magpie if he had an opportunity.
(Auk for Jan. 1929
Many farmers and ranchers of
North Dakota have related instances
cOrroborating above.
No doubt the bounty law will be
stong factor in keeping these pests
from becoming too numerous, farm
ers and ranchers can easily kill
them by putting out poisoned meat
where they can get at it.
A good way and one that will less
en- the danger to domestic birds and
animals is to take ham rind with
a thick layer Of fat attached, score
the fat into small squares and
sprinkle it with powdered strychnine,
then nail it onto limb or the trunk
of a tree, the magpies will do the
rest, pick up the dead birds fire.
duently as if left lying around the
| birds will fight shy of the locality,
| and besides the dead birds might
| become menace to birds and ami
| mails.
T.. T.. JUDD,
Game and Fish Commissioner.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-27
$1,000 VERDICT
is AWARDED
T.. NJ. kafer Given Damages
in Case Growing Out
of Boys Death

A jury in district court returned
81 verdict this morning giving Ed
ward NJ. Kafcr. $1,000 damages
against Mrs. Susanna enulthcrg,
growing out of the death Of Mr.
kafcr's son, aged four years. under
the wheels Of the llultbcrr automo-
bile here last May.
The jury dcliberatcd from
o'clock yesterday afternoon until
10 o'clock last night when sealed
verdict was rendered, and it was
opened in court this morning at .
Il. M. The plaintiff in tho case had
sued for $4,000, OF which $500 was
claimed for expenses due to the
injuries and death Of the boy and
$lo,00o for loss of his services until
he was 81 years of age.
The jury was about equally divid
ed between local residents and farm
erS.
Attorneys for Mrs. Hultbcrg said
they would appeal.