The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-11-15

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ever died-haying lived IN California,
A solicitor for an electric hsht
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A little fellow who had been taken
into the country for days outing
saw a spider spinning a web betwesn
two tall weeds. "Hey, Pop" he yelled,
"come on over here and see this bug
putting up a wireless"
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Andrew Carnegie on one occasion
was asked which he considered the
most important factor in Industry
labor, capital or brains? Carnegie
quickly replied. with merry twinkle
in his eye: (Which IS the most inn
portant leg Of three egged STOOL"
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Customer in barber shop who has
submitted to be laEhered by juvenile
assistant: do they let you do the
actual shaving" Boy: That's ali
right, sir. The boss he let's nae have
the plump gents cause they're smooth.
But he still keeps Ill the den,ed ones
for hisself"
An Emmett woman who knows au-
tomobile lore better than she does
that Of football, recently went TO a
football game with her husband. See
ing a bunch Of substitutes l0ling on
the sidelines awaiting their turns At
a chance TO play, she turned 10 hubby .
and exclaimed, "Oh, look At the /.
spares
The widow OF Richard Croker called .
upon the Tammany chiefs ard told .
them she brought a spirit message
from the old boss, who directed her
TO hand them million dollars When
says Z with dollars. il
will make pretty RAPID Roadway IN
his vale Of tears.
Now comes a reader telling as how
% treat our cider and keep Il from
:uting up. We won't DO It, We az
ord our cider all the privileges due
! free moral agent. So long as IL
emains sweet, wsu let il pursue It's
way in peace. II il becomes unruIy.
vel be patient; but Il il becomes
hardened and sinful. we'll proceed
.gainst It in wrath and consume IL.
How should a cream separator b.
ssted in sale advertisement We
ave set more than a thousand Of
hem IN our time ard sometimes Ess
with the household goods. and some
ines with the farm implements. We
eally think Il should BE- listed with |
he milk cows. II
The other night Old BIZ Miszfvens /
las reading TO his wife. Here's an
.sm stating that last year 10 re-
uired 1852 elephants to supply the /
'orid with billiard balls. isn't Il
how they can train those
tx. pouderous beasts TO do such del. H
ate work" said Mrs. BILL III
A husband vas having trouble with u
Is wife and went 10 an attorney with :
view Of starting divorce proceedings
he attorney told him % try living II
18th her once more. $50 home This II
zening and be just as pleasant as you
IN and see what effect IL will have" III
nd the attorney. The husband went II
7ms. kissed his wife. pattsd her on II
,e back tsndsrly. complimsutsd her II
4 the dinner and Dragged about what II
wonderful housekseper she was. III
lst as ne was spreading the salvs II
! the thickest the wife broke into II
ars: This has been the most try II
x day Of my life she so5bed. CIV. II
,ything has gone wrong all day and II
~ on top Of Il all you have TO come II
,me drunk II
Marriage ceremony heard over the
do: Ill
Mintster-Uo you William whse-s-s
-btng-Whistle, rum-ta-ta whps-a.s II
se this maid, Miss Elois butter clos. II
firm AZ a. with Texas oil weak "a II
your lawfully welded fair and
Irmer tomorrow in northern portion
d 70 keep and cherish her until 4
2 children's story this evening will
the fable II the woodchuck played II
the Schoouvills Symphony Orrhes- II
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