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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-08-02
WANTED
SALESMAN

A national manufacturer Of widely
known food product desires O salesman
with a proven record of ability for
territory in Maine. This opportunity
Offers a straight salary and expenses
and company furnishes Ford Car.
Our product IL one which IL widely adj
verified and enjoys nationwide dis
trtbution. In your reply please give
us all details as to age, previous expe-
riencs, knowledge Of Maine territory
and say information which you fesl
would prompt us in arranging tmfne-
diate personal interview. In Augusts
or Boston. All replies held strictly
confidential. Address Az, care Jour.
nal
aug2-S-1
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-08-02
Matching Color. When You DYE

lie you are trying to match the
color of some material you have on
hand, wet piece of it in water and
compare with the newly dyed stuff
while both are wet. 1t is important
to rinse thoroughly and Immediately
the goods YOU have dyed. This is
to remove all the color that will come
out and any chemicals put in as
mordants which are likely to rot the
goods il allowed to remain.
In dyeing eolored goods, remember
that YOU can not SuperimpOse a
light color over a dark one. You can
often. however, remove much of the
old color by boiling the material in
a pure olive oil soap-bath, such as
CASTLE, that will not harm the
fabric. Boil once, pour off the
water, put in more soap and boil
again. Be sure to remove all the
soap before dyeing.-From the
Designer.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-08-02

one of his chief sources Of pride was
his cottage, Independence, and it's
appointments.
On May 20, 1867, he married Melis-
sa kidder of Vienna, who sur
wives him. lie was member
of Seth Williams Post, G. A. r..
of Augusta. The funeral services
will he held Friday at 1870 p. NJ. at
the late home, IL Academy street,
lIallowell, and will be conducted by
the Post.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-08-02

MAPLE RIDGE ROAD-Ralph
Towle recently enjoyed a trip with
Lieut.. Maxim in his hydroplane.
Mrs. Joseph LIE Clair passed the
week end with relatives in Water
willie.
Lloyd Downs and party OF
friends went to Pemaquid for the
week end.
Mrs. Ahhie Jenkins. Mr.. and Mrs.
F.. w. Towle and Ralph Towle We're
business visitors Monday in Augusta
and Hallowell.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-08-02
Democratic Women
To Meet In Lincoln Co.
Especial to kennebec JournaD

Especial to kennebec JOurnaLJ
Wiscasset, Me. Aug. 1.-Announce-
ment is made that meeting will be
held here at Castle Tucker Tuesday,
August Z. under the auspices of the
Democratic women of Lincoln coun-
ty. Mrs. Dora Howard York of
Waldoboro, the woman member of
the Democratic State committee from
Lincoln county, will preside.
The meeting will begin at 10 A. NJ.
and addresses at the forenoon session
will he given by Mrs. Richard O.
Elliott Of Thomaston, president of the
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-08-02

Either the telegraph messenger was
very thorough or else he believed
that this jazz age had seen the death
of another special convention. He
boarded New York. New Haven &
that telegram might be delivered to
her. Failing to find her in the day
coaches he optimistically strobe
through the three smoking cars call
ing: Miss Leary. Miss Lcary.'-
New York Sun and Globe.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-08-02

As a means of fire protection at the
Naval Powder Factory ut Indian
Head, Md, a herd Of Rocky Mountain
goats are allowed to roam around
the buildings. so that they may de-
YOUR the dead leaves and other in
fiammable rubbish that otherwise
would litter the ground. The goats
effectively remove this dangerous
material.-From Popular Mechanics
Magazine, ---------
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-08-02

USED CARS
FoRD-sedan, 1921. Looks and runs
like new.
BUICK-Roadster late 1915; excellent
condition. No rea sonable offer re-
fused.
DODGE-Tourng. 1921. Fine mech
condition. good paint. shock absorb
ers; $500.
FORD-One-ton chassis. with wind
shield, new tires, perfect mech. cond
CONGRATULATIONS. new paint, good
mech. cond.. $3.50.
REO-Speed Wagon, new tire. 1913.
HUDsON-One pretty good, with good
tires; 800.
Several good trades in used Oldsmo-
bles. Also several other used cars
and truck at bargains.
Dayton & Fisk cord tires at wholesale
prices.
WESSERUNSETT GARAGE
OPPOSITE AUGUSTA HOUSE
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-08-02
LIVE STOCK
Horses, Cattle, Vehicles

Horses, Cattle, Vehicles g
BtLL-Holstein. registered, . years
old. Box Al. care journal.
ECLl. cALF'-JerScy, richly bred, sired
by Plain Mary's Rioter and out of
Majesty of Perley Farm, End. whose
dam sold for S400 and granddam's
official record was 733 lbs. butter
year, calf ) weeks old, solid color. +.
Il. PerleN. Nassalboro.
DUMP Garth good condition. Must
be sold Immediately. Clifton r. Shaw.
4 Willow St. Tel. 42S-M.
HORSE-Black one. Weight 1900, 6
years old. chunky build. viii work
single or double. Kind and eleven, Can
be seen at ToZi"rS stable, Gardin
MARE-One with S-months-old colt:
good driving or saddle stock. Also. one
sorrCl saddle horse and roam, the
latter small but perfect. and all we'll
trained. Apply to John Ward. Camp
Cobhossee. East Monmouth. Me.
PIGS-6 weeks old. w. NJ. Prescott
Augusta.
PIGS four weeks old. =. w. Preble,
Il. 10. Gardiner.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-08-02

| her uncle and aunt, Mr.. and Mrs.,
| Charles Sylvester Sunday.
Mrs. Georgia Goodrich of Waterville
passed Tuesday with Mrs. E. .. Tarr.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-08-02

Mabel and Richard, of Providence, r.
l., are visiting at the home of Mrs.
Rainey's parents. Mr.. and Mrs. Saul
Reauregarde of Ia st Winslew.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-08-02
RICHMOND
by Beck
Complete 5000 Mile Trip

Charles A. Stilphen and family are
visiting DIR. and Mrs. III. l.. Stilphen
for a few days. having completed a
1900 mile camping trip from Salt
Fake City, Utah. They report a
wonderful trip. their seven passenger
| car. carrying q complete camping
outfit, consisting of umbrella tent,
with waterproof floor, screen doors
and windows. folding spring beds
and chairs. They found the tourists
camps splendidly equipped with
good water.
After visiting his old home and
their many friends in Maine. they
will make the return trip in the same
manner.
Mrs. Morris CHASER and son, Mil
ton, left Richmond, Sunday for Bos-
ton, where they will Wis. relatives
for ten days.
Charles Wakefield Is on q three
DAYS business trip in Rockland Vi
cinity.
Miss Julia Richards Of IIallowell Is
enjoying a months vacation, at her
old home on Main street.
Captain and Mrs. w. A. Turner,
son. Arthur and daughter, Mrs. Per-
cy Farmer. We're called to New York,
Tuesday by the serious illness Of
Roland Turner.
Dover L. Southland has purchased
the farm owned by George Farley
and will take possession at once.
Henry Deehan, who is employed in
New York. is enjoying vacation
with his family in Richmond.
Mrs. Arthur Strong OF Riverside is
enjoying visit with friends in town.
Amy Bradley Post. ID. of ", met
Friday evening in their new quarters
in American Legion hall. There was
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-08-02
Situations Wanted male

CHAUFl'EU R-Wants position. driv-
ing truck preferred. any size or make.
c. w. Carver, $50 Water St, Gardiner.
Tel. 4df-Y.
OFFICE WORk-Young man now en-
ployed in office desires to change loca-
ton. Will work at office or other
light work. Good character and refer
ences furnished. A. E., Box 46, Wa
terViile.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-08-02
CLASSIFIED.DISPLAY

a large attendance. The next meet
ing will be held August 10 and the
degrees will he conferred upon a
large class of candidates.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-08-02
STONEtCUTTERS
STONE MASONS
STONE sellers

Wanted at Gilboa, n. Y, Union Job.
One Dollar per hour. fare furnished.
Apply Hugh Nawn Contracting Com
pany. 81 Savin ST., Roxbury, Mass. or
at job, Gilboa, n. Y.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-08-02

large class of candidates.
-CORNER-Mrs M. Il. Tarr returned
| Sunday from a weeks vacation at
| Capitol Island.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Meserve were
visitors in Gardiner Saturday and
| Sunday.
Alr. and Mrs. p ]. Ellard and son of
| Salem, \. H., are visiting their brother,
V. s. Cuhb.
Thirty ladies were entertained at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Pyle on the
Bon Air farm Wednesday afternoon in
honor Of their two daughters from
Massachusetts, who have passed their
vacation with their parents.
Farewell Party
John Clafin, who has been offered a
very fine Government position In
i Springfield, Mass, left for his new
work Sunday. A farewell party was
given him Friday evening by 65 of his
| neighbors and friends. He will be
greatly missed in the Grange and com;
munfty.
W. j. Tarr, who has been i'll q long
time ,is somewhat improved.
Miss Nellie Pinkham is working for
AIRS Bert Allard.
Mrs Archie McMaster has opened =
wayside station by the Federal road
serving home cooked food, hot lunches
and garden produce.
Charles Douglass of Bowdoin was q
weekend guest of his sister, Mrs.
Charles Cobb.
Miss Alice Libby returned to her
home in Portland Saturday after q
weeks visit with her sister. Mrs. Har-
old Lancaster.
No services were held in the church
Sunday owing to the stormy weather.
Miss 1.onna Sylvester is passing a
few days in Portland.
Mrs. Eva FAN of Portland visited
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-08-02

CLASSIFIED ADS will solve the
iifReulty.
ONE DEFINITION of an advertis-
Ing expert is a man who reads the
classified columns regularly.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-08-02
EMPLOYMENT
Situations Wanted-MaIe

YOUNG MAN-EXperience in teachins
desires position as principal of gram
mar school. Box 2S. Dresden Mills.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-08-02
USED CARS

!N NERCER-A beautiful car.
vi FRANKLIN-EedAn. A good buy.
~ HuDSON-Speedster
III HARMONIOUS Roadster.
FRANKLIN SERVICE STATION
AUGUSTA Tel 11S7-J
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-08-02
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE
Farms and Land tor Sale

Farms and Land tor Sale b
FARM--In Sidney. consisting of house
and stable with acres OF land. E.
z. Williams. Tel. Sidney So.
FARMS, 2-For sale or rent in Mount
Vernon, ten. other twenty-five acres,
overlooking Parker Pond. Ideal place
for summer vacations. Inquire Lewis
A. Burleigh. Jr. Tel. IS or 11a6-W.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-08-02

Situations Wanted-Female SO
GoNERNESS--t'om Companion or matron
position desired by refined, educated
lady. Al. care Journal.
PNSlTloN-on farm near Augusta.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-04
BEAUTIFUL THINGS.

The beautiful things are the things
They are not the things We wearI
As we shall find when the jOurneTs
And the roll calrs read No there.
we,Yo illustrating the latest styles.
with rafment that beats the band;
But the beautiful things are thekind-
That 20 with the helping hand.
We burden ourselves with cleaning
gems.
That others may stop and stare;
But the beautiful things are the
OF stars that the righteous wear.
There are beautiful things In the
lowest slum.
where wandering 0utcasts RrOpe;
when down In its depths they see you
with messages Of help and hope.
The beautiful things that we mortaIs
And flash In the crowded street.
VIII be all junk when we come to die,
And march to the Judgment seat.
When everythInE's weighed on that
Hateful day.
The Iightest thing will be gold:
There are beautiful things In reach to-
But they are not BOUGHT OR
SOLD. j. A. I.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-04
CHEERFUL VIEWS

There 10 90 much to think about
Which makes for happy thoughts
Lilo looks moro bright both In and out
When cheerful views are sought.
How vain it 10 to frOwn and fret!
The heart soon loses hope and force,
MOptng midst shadows Of regret,
And seeks mo- cheerful course.
The world is full of gladness, and
Each thought and view II seen
Through wells Of fancy, dark or grand,
With broken CLEANS between.
Thus as tho thought, 60 10 the view
That passes to and fro.
Amid fleet changes all drift through,
While visions como and go.
There is SO much to think about
No time is left to grieve,
Or waste In idle dreams Of doubt
To them who would achieve.
GEORGE SANDS JOHNSON.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-04
NEW YORK BIRDS
OF A FEATHER"

Said the goldman 60 the lcemaMs '.EOR
you It's pretty eoft
You can lie abed these mOrnings when
must climb alOftI
Up two, three and sometimes four, Q
Y bag upon my back.
really worth the Jack.
''In city blocks where poopIo dwell,
which is where my coal sell,
They're mostly poor, it'e strange 70
tell, who pay the highest prices.
charge as much as I can get and
make the threat IFs al that's
IT'S easy. Kid, when once you've met;
You need no articles.
'sWhen little babies hands are blue,
and Outlines little noses, too,
I get my price, It's nothing new, and
then, again, my months are few.
They say that I am awful dear; in
fact, they call me 'prOflteer.'
Rut ret mine, never fear. In fact,
I'm glad that winters hare"
Said the iceman 70 the goldman:
you're the ono who has 10 soft.
In summers heat all day long clam
Der mp alOft1
In city blocks where people dwell. In
city blocks where It's hot as
labor long, the truth to tell, and
which IL where my ice seIl.
'sI climb the stairs day by day, IN and
down the city's tOrtuOus way,
And, believe me. Kid, mean 20 say, I
surely earn my pay.
When baby's milk must be sweet you'll
always see me ON the street,
charge 'em strong, for the stairs are
long. and then they Can me
beat
al ret lt whom the gettlngss good, like
any other icemam would.
get my price; it's nothing new, and
them again. my months are f6W.
when babies In the summer cry you'll
always see me passing by.
It may be I'm q little high, but then,
you see, they have 20 buy
THOMAS j. FORD.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-04
MORE ''wEEKs" WANTED.

Dear Bill: We haven't had a
special s0eek of Gny kind for so
long, 10hy don't yoM suggest
"Dish Washing Week." to be fol-
LosUed By Burned Steak Week."
for the benefit of the Hired
Girls Union? The first qOeek
1U0uLd be to teach our girls hoO
to s0Gsh and break dishes; the
second oar hired girls Just hoaO
to make q steak look and taste
like scorched rubber.
PENPEP.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-04

NV ested lately IN reading IN
u the papers about them dig
ring into the tomb of this old king
over in Egypt and especially about
them finding money. and Jewels
ana golden chariots and one thing
and another.
s'Scn," my grandpap says, mot
many people in this town know IL
and I do not care to have 1t gen.
orally known even at this late DAY,
but this thing Of hunting tombs
is no new business. In fact" he
SAYS, '.I am one Of the original
tomb hunters In this country, and
IL I do not happen to get q bad
break may be richer man than
those guys who dig open the tomb
OF the Egyptian king.
''Me and half-breed Ute Intun
by the name OF Dirty John are in
on this matter am about to tell
you about. and 1t come OFF about
twenty-five years ago this fall"
my grandpap says.
This Dirty John Is not much
Of q character any way you take
him, being quite a hand for hang
ing out around the saloons and
drinking gin and one thing and
another. but one night when he
Il half way sober he comes to me
and tells me a most interesting
story. It IL especially interesting
because 1t looks as IL 1t is q
chance for me to make plenty Of
dough. which I am needing most
freely in those days.
'This Dirty John tells me that
his mother, who is the Injun part
Of HIM. tells him when he Is little
boy about how one of his ancestors
an egg by the name of chief Hoogo
or some such. is knocked off in
battle out here in the blue, hills
about twenty miles from town and
how they burn him into a cave
with many ingots Of gold and other
vaIuables.
furthermore, this Dirty John
has "A piece of paper With some
marks on IL which he says is dia-
gram showing where the cave Is,
and he offers to let me in fifty
fifty it will go with him and dig
old Hoogo out and give him ten
bucks on account.
This diagram Dirty John has
does not seem so. cussed clear to
me after we take to looking it
over good. but finally I figure the
old chiefs tomb is certain spot
In the side Of a big hill and we
start to dig there. 1t is a rocky
Hill and it Is hard work digging,
but we keep plugging away until
III of q sudden my pick drops out
OF my hand into hole in the hill.
'It is a cave all right enough,
and we are pretty much steamed
up as we keep digging to make
the hole big enough to get into.
I am thinking OF all the things
I viii buy with this dough, when
all of a sudden I hear a terrible
whoosh and out hobs a big. ornery
looking bear from the hole and
takes a swipe at me, and two
swipes at Dirty John.
"Well," my grandpap says,
what happens is we dig into the
winter den of this bear, and wake
him up out of his nap, and he is
about as sore a bear as you will
see in a month of Sundays. I step
off down the hill, figuring 1t best
to let the bear get over being
sore, but this is areal mean bear,
and he steps after me.
''welI. get into town, and go
home without saying anything to
anybody, although your grand
nav is much surprised to see me
I coming home in such a hurry
when 1t is nowhere near meal
time.
mo, I never go back after
Hoogo's gold" my grandpap says.
(Copyright, 1923, by Star Company
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-04
IlIIIIlIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIl
| APPLE SA UCE
| AN R Oh OIL

By CHARLIE WARREN.

4 & ~ !
One Of the famous headliners OF
Herr ziegfeld's troupe. who has
climbed to the rung OF success
via the rope. and who il justly
famous for his mastication or
Mr.. Wrigiey's double.mlnt prod.
net during his nonologue, recent.
" called at the White House to
enjoy q repartee with the Chief
Exec. and during the tanning bee
chanced to inquire II the G. r..
happened to know Of any good
jokes.
NO" replied w. c.. nairthfuIly,
'.none that / haven't already APP
pointed"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-04
SHE BREATHED RELIEF.

Customer, paying milk bill: do
you keep your COWS in @
pasture?" she asked.
"Oh, yes, ma'am, we do" he
answered truthfully.
I'm so glad" she breathed,
"I've heard that pasteurized milk
is much better. "-Danville, Va,
Bee.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-04
THE SUCCESS FAMILY.

The father Of success ID work.
The mother Of success Ii am
bitiOn.
The oldest son In common
sense. Some Of the other boys
are perseverance,, h n sty,
thOroughneSa, foresight, enthusi-
abm and cooperation.
The oldest daughter In char
aeter; some o. her sisters are
care, economy, sincerity and haF-
mOny.
The baby 10 opportunity.
Get acquainted with the E'old
man." and you will be able to
get along pretty well with the
ROst Of the family.
FLORENCE n. HOAGLAND
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-04
FEEDING THE WASTE BASKET

Dear Thomas j. Ford:
don't know where you board.
But your verses now take the cake.
While mine seem to arrive too late.
Regarding that awful waste basket,
A question: now ask tt
How punk must be Q contrib'S verse.
Before It goes to this basket hearse?
JAY BIRD.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-04
ANCIENT PROFTT.SHARINC.

Profit-sharing evidently existed
among the ancient Babyloniens,
for some one has deciphered, on
one Of those old tiles or brick
upon which those worthless wrote.
this inscription: 1.-THE mill hands
are requested to call on the boss
and get their share" Probably
he handed them q hod full of
gold bricks. :
TREn VUlVrUED
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-04
castIing ! Pawn.

Senate rejects Mrs. Henderson's
offer Of her palatial mansion as
future home Of the Vice PresI-
dent. It may be. the good legis-
lators intend to park the honor
able ". r. at the Gospel Mission
or hand him camping space In
the tin can colony in Potomac
Park q
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-04
WHY DOES

The door bell always ring when
one is in the bath tub and nobody
else in the house?
The unexpected dinner guest
turn up at the very time you want.
to feed hubby a cold snack for
supper and you haven't q thing
else In the house to Offer2
EDWIN RONLES.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-04
ID SEEN % Everybody : Bv BILL PRICE

Who remembers tUEeN COT
ton IIOsSr sacks IUOre used to
mako IGssderaOeGr fOr Nte kids
instead Of strGiners for home
mode hO0tch? PETE.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-04
OLD DADDY HUBBARD.

Old Daddy Hubbard went to the base
meMt
To feed his starved furnace como cOAl,
But, like September morn,
10 was bare and fOrlOrn,
% tho furnace 70 stilI hungry, poor
LULU n. SCHULTZ.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-04
HOROSCOPICAL.

From Des Moines (Iowa) News.
II y0u have O child born today, 1t will
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-04
A THRILLING MISTAKE.

''Be thou. therefore, steAdHaSt,"
The preacher quoted, toward the last.
Next morning Il Dalned him - read
Hls text announced In the Daily
Screed,
Az "Bo thou there for BREAKFAST"
HI. SMITH
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-04
FRED vETTER.
DON'T BE "DOUGH NIJTTY. !"

Woe to those who blow their dough,
It's they who will pay the tollA
Now buy more bread and less cake,
1t doesn't pay to shoot your roll.
HANK HAWKINS.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-04
The ..CawIf Hound. Z

He walks six miles to play .
round,
He boasts Of muscles stout;
Friend wife says, "Dearie. set
some coal, =
He rcars about his govt.
He swings q lusty batting spoon;
Then seeks Tor words Of praise;
The boss requests some extra
work
The boss would END his days"
His mashie shots 50 high and Tar.
His n1idiron II peach.
But moving down his fine smooth
lawn
Makes him emit screech.
His shots from tee are long and
true,
His putting calls for cheers.
BUT putting carpets on the floor
Brings aches and salty tears.
His tribe Is legion everywhere.
His friends seem without num-
Der,
But nearest 20 his heart Of hearts
Are goifing and deep siumber.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-04
REFLECTIONS.
A mans IDEAL woman 10 generally
married to some other fellow.

"Dum faemins plorat decipere
laborat" il A Latin expression that
means Don't believe In the tears
of a woman
Praise your friend publicly but
be- careful that you rebuke him
privately.
There's but one thing In the
world that can't be trampIed by
human passions and that -
Truth y. 3. ~
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-04
A ''ReeI'' Turn-out.

Bob Wilson's local anglers held
their annual pow.wow the other
night at one of the local hotels.
The fish lines OF the speakers
were deep, so they say. and with
tobacco boxes well filled, many
were willing to perch all night
and listen to the croakers.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-04

"say it with Seeds" viii soon
be- the Congressional war-cry.
The boys at Jenkins Cross
Roads and o'Leary's Ferry win
then know the legislators are
strong for them when they re-
ceive their garlic and onion
supply.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-04
Auto-Suggestion.

D. c. traffic cops now wear
puttees. with the farmers con-
stantly complaining about the loss
Of their live stock. caused by
reckless autoists. maybe the cops
are taking precautions and are
protecting their calves.