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The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-07-30
Fletcher Gets Golf
 Trophy At Huntsville

HUNTSVILLE, Ala, July 29.- Especial. 1.-The city championship golf trophy of the Huntsville Golf club was awarded yesterday to Charles Fletcher, who won over Shelby I. White, runner-up, as the result of the tournament which has been in progress all the last week. The score was tie up through the eighteenth hole. then in the nine teenth Fletcher won. This is the second time Fletcher has won the trophy. Dr. 1. B. Wyatt was the winner of the third flight trophy and David A. Grayson was awarded the runner-up trophy. John P. CooneY, Jr., won the fourth flight over Judge R. c. Brickwell. Shelby l. White won the low qualifying cup.
 More than 50 street carnival som panies are in the United States this summer.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-07-30
AUSTRALIANS WIN M DAVIS CUP NET
 PLAY M JERSEY
By Winning Sunday The Australian Team Goes To
 Finals In Tourney

SOUTH ORANGE, N. J., July 29.-J. 0. Anderson and J. B. Hawkes., Aus tralians, defeated W. A. Ecklund and Bowie Dietrich of Hawaii, in straight sets in the doubles of the American zone Davis cup play at the Orange Lawn Tennis club today. The scores were: GO, S-6, T-5.
 The victory advances the team to the final of the American zone con tests in which they will meet the Japanese. While there was much err rattle playing by the Australians, they relatively outplayed their rivals in every department
 Anderson led off with the service He was followed by Eck!ung, Hawkes. and DIetrick. The Australians easily won the first set GO.
 The surety with which Anderson forced the net position, his skill at control for fast volley or softly dropped shots, left the Hawaiians no several remarkable passing shots straight through the center of the opposing court. Ecklung was the unsteady member of the team on his side of the net.
 In the fourth and fifth games of the first set, the HaWailans forced the points to deuce.
 Then Andersons shots carried the games as he brought off his place ments. Hawkes. was terrific over head and his judgment of court length was excellent. This set was one sided the Hawaiians falling to steady at the critical periods.
 Anderson lapsed into a streak of unsteadiness Tn the second set, and the Hiwaiians, through Dietrick's fine all-court play and volleying off fore and backhand went into the lead at 3-1 on games.
 Anderson seemed to be under strain. Ecklund and Dietrick made him the target of their Volleys and also sent him wide off-court for re- turns. So cratic did the tall Aus tralian become with bis outs and nets that Hawkes. had to reach after the Hawaiian's lead 53 on games. By the fastest of playing, Hawkes. cov- ering court splendidly, the Austral- ians went to G-5 on games. Dietrick, by his fine volleying and driving carried it to Gall and then Hawkes. aggressive playing won the set at S-6 on games.
 The Australians were unsteady on the third set. Anderson blew hot and cold. His shots into the net ap- peared ineXcusable. He retrieved
 these errors by sensational place. ments. his back hand often finding the open avenue through the Ccllti of the court. The Australians went to the lead at 80 on games, and then they fell to pieces.
 Dietrick again was the hero and the Hiwaiians pulled up to 5-all talk ing the tenth game at love by forcing play of a sensational character. Then the Australians steadied, Anderson getting in his placements at the end to win the match and set s~7 7-5. Summarizes:
 Anderson and Hawkes. sets, 8; games. q; points, 112. Ecklund and Dietricll sets, 0; games, Il; points, S1.
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Terry Wins Shoot

The weekly shoot of the Hunts vile Gun club was held yesterday afternoons and the best score of the day was made by Jeff H. Terry, who got A out of 50 shots.
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Mrs. J. L. Wood, e716 Hillman Ave... 1,15oooo Miss Azalie Wilkinson, 124 N o9th St. 775,oOo Jack Massengale, 58O1 First Ave ....... 1,O55 OOO Mrs. Hursley Laney, 6730 4th Ave-. N..... 1,13O,OOO w. c. Chesser 7207 4th Ave. IN. ....... 1000 900 Miss Ellen Clark, 7S07 Soss Ave-. East Lake 8s5 o0o Miss Myrtle Kennedy, 7314 Berney Ave-,
 East Lake 1,1s0ooo Harley Strngfeow, 72O4 Underwood 1,125,O 1000 James G. Swain, 600 N 18th St. t.... 94oOOo Miss Annie May Vines, 7764 Underwood Ave- 945 OOO Lydia A. Richter POS N 74th St. .......... 925 900 Miss Catherine Rule, 2l6 B. 6lst ........ 1,07OO0O Morris James, 225 $. Soth St.. '.......... 1,155,0O0 Miss Annie May Groover 8406 Walker Ave. 975 OOO Mrs. E. $. Renfroe, 3l2 Halstead St...... 1150,OOO Will Wiseman, 104 N. 18th St............ 111OOOO Jack Parker, Route Mo- g. Box 14 Roebuck
 Springs Birmingham ..'............. s5OOOo Mrs. Claude kilcrease, l2o B. 49th St.... 1000 OOO Mrs. B. C. McGlnns, ooll llth Ave, N..... 870,OOO Mrs. Evan Hale, Kt. 8, Birmingham. ..,,, 115o OOO Miss Eva Mae Davis, 7215 1st Ave. ,..,, l0so ooO Miss Virginia Roegner, 1908 Sloss Ave-. .. 1155 900 Miss Susie Watwood' 5O6 wood St...... 1140,000
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Net Match Postponed

RYE, N. Y, July 29.-Rain for the second time in two days caused post ponement Sunday of the scheduled star match between young Helen Wills of California and Molla Nal lory, the American woman's tennis champion.
 The match, in which Mrs. Mallory was to have defended her title Of New York state champion against the fair-haired school girl and No 8 ranking woman player of the United States. will now be delayed until next Sunday to allow both stars 10 par ticipate in the great tournaments on the turf courts of the Seabright Lawn Tennis club, Seabright, N. J., be- ginning Monday.
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Mrs Tommie McQuaide, sos Park Row,
 Inglenook ....................:... es5 ooo L. H. Nelson, 1908 31st Ave. e.............. 550,oOo D. L. Heaton, Inglenook, Rt, 6, Box 199,
 Birmingham ....................... 1,1so 900 Mrs. J. F. Stroud, Lewisburg. 1,160ooo Talmage Chandler, 1908 30th Ave-, N...... 765 00O Miss Marie Perry, 25O0 18th Ave-, N.
 Birmingham Recommendations. 1so,ooo Miss Lucille Fennell, Tarrant City. 1000 ooo Mrs. Catherine Bckerton, 1915 31st Ave- N. 11450o0 Miss Kate Golf, 11O5 Pinson St. Tarrant City 325OOO Miss Florence Franklin 522 Sd Ave-, Boyles. 1o7o C. D. Snyder, 29OO N 35th Ave-. N. B'ham 900 oOO Mrs. J. R. Spears, sos Sd Ave- Inglenook.. LAO oOO Mrs. Pearl Whtock, S12o 27th St., N...... 1,15500o Alice Mae Scale, 400 4th Ave, Inglenook... 1O2O ooo Sam Lovoy, 2731 N. 16th St............. 1000, ,0O0
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DISTRICT Mo- of of Birmingham from Center north Boyes, ngle- Birmingham limits and south to the city imits of Birmin
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Miss Mary Anna Meadows. 1923 9th Ave-
 Bessemer ........,. 1,150,0OO Dr. J. c. Miller, 1406 7th Ave, Bessemer. 113OOOO Mrs. Minnie K Maze, 470S Main St., Brighton,
 Bessemer 1,14O,0O0 Miss Euns Ramsey 2128 St. Louis Ave-.
 Bessemer ........................ 1,O8O, ,O0O Mrs. Cobb Dawson, Route No. 2, Bessemer 100000 Mrs. Ann McCaran, 1926 5th Ave, Bessemer 1145OOO Miss Ruth Smith, 1924 9th Ave, Bessemer .. 1000 900 MISS Amy bryant Route 5, Bessemer 100000 Nrs. Lee vines, 1913 EXter Ave-, Bessemer. 395,C00 Miss Emma Ware, Woco gas station,
 Bessemer r.:.;..:.:......: :...... ........ 33oooo Mrs JaS H. Weiis, 5O3 owen Ave- Jonesboro 1,155,000 MISS Gladys Reeves, Dolomlte, Ala..,... 880,00O Mrs. J. ;. DaVls, looo 4th Ave, Bessemer. 900O0O Miss Laura Brown, Grand theatre, Bess 2S0O0O Miss Bessie Jones' Jones Cafe, Bessemer 10OO000 Miss Mabe Maxon, 1926 Dartmouth Ave-,
 Bessemer ...;......;... 240OOo rom A1klhSon i3H C U pessemer. 995,O00 w. w. Wilkinson, Virginia Mines,
 Miss Annie D. Williams, 2125 18th St. Bess 9s0ooo Miss May Fountain 1904 4th Ave, Bessemer 930 0OO Miss Mary Crawford, 1417 4th Ave-, Bessemer 610 0OO Mrs. Luther Lemley Rt 3, Box 19, Bessemer 5s OO0
 City. Thomas Graymont to Center rta Miss Pauline Priest, 43l8 Ninth Ave-. Wyam 15o ooo T. A. Salvo 1922 Ave. l, Ensley ........ 5150 00S
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United States post office depart ment has let a contract for the gov ernment for 140, 0,000,000 official en- velopes at cost of $17S,O61 for next years supply.
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DISTRICT No comprises Woodswn, East and all other campaign territory included Districts inclusive.
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Miss Carrie Mae Cawthon, 3731 Avenue D, s. 24O,O00 Mrs Elizabeth Croxton, 173O 18th Ave. s. 100000 Mrs. E. H. Bazemore, 1720 8th Ave, N.... 1095,OO0 Miss Freda Sharbe 8O1 S. 18th St........ 1110,000 Miss Elizabeth Colvin, 3S04 9th Ave, s.. 1o85,OOo Mrs. Ruth Swain, 1920 10th Ave, S....... 84O,O0o Richardson Mree, 1910 S. 18th St. 600,00O Mrs w w. Mel ain 25O4 9th Ave- N..... 1O95,0O0 Gladys Hendon 2212 9th Ave-. N. ........ 114O,00o Mrs. A. Schafnitt, 932 E. 14th St. 1145,O0o Mrs Flank I White 2733 Highland Ave.. 1125,000 Raymond Burch 1926 N 18th Aye....... S45,000 Miss Clara Tyner 22o8 9th Ave .......... 1o25,000 Miss Mary Carroway, 912 s. 18th St...... 7oO,ooo Mrs. Mary Kelly 539 1st Ave. 73O,o0o Miss Louise Fancher, SIS s. 12th St...... 1155,000 Miss Estella Hogan 2S1b S. 2Oth St.... 1O95,0O0 Hubert Scruggs, 2803 Highland Ave- 500,0OO w. P Miles, TIP N. 18th St. t............. 1,15000O J. K. Mcintosh, 2210 7th Ave. .......... 1,140000 A. A. McN1ullen 1915 N 18th St. S5000O J. A. Lockhart SIT s. 18th St. ........... 210000 Henry M. Johnson 1912 4th Ave. 1,145000 J. E. Wynne S29 N. 18th St. t............... 1,13000O Effey Wright, 10061a S. 18th St. 100000 Mrs Mollie Blumin, SPA N. 18th St. ....... 1000 Miss Billie Hayes, Hillman Hotel. ....... 655,000 Claude Steele, 531 N 23d St. 165OOO Mrs. H. Swope, 916 s. 18th. th.............. 1,15500O Mrs. Clyde A. Culver 1922 Tuscaloosa ..... 1000 Miss Julia Anderson 813 s. 22d St. 1,1400OO Burs Gilbert, 211 10 Humboldt ............ 905000 Mrs. Willie Cork, 1515 16th Ave, N...... 9400O0 Miss Lomer Fortner, 627 Sd Ave ......... 1,150 900 R. L. Harris 900 s. 18th ................ 1,145,O0O Mrs w. H. Cartledge, 626 N. 24th St.. 1,130 0OO A. L. Blitz 1909 11th Ave. N.......... 50OO OOO Mrs. Jas Waddey, 342O 11th Ave, N 1,135,0O0 Mrs. Minnie McDouga 3721 5th Ave-, s.. 405,00O Miss Evelyn Benton, 1719 Jasper St.. N.... 640,000 Miss Bonnie Jeanne Robarts, 226 Teula St. 230,000 c. N. Eiland SIS 22d St................ 255,000 Denison Manning, 1428 N. 18th St.. 72O,OOO D. l. Robinson, Jr, 1706 10th Ave, S...... 655,OO0 Miss Aeoine Stapleton, 1907 N 5th Ave. 115O0OO Mrs. E. L. Baldwin, 218O Highland Ave- =. 1,O4O 900 Miss Mamie Hamilton, 2405 $. 10th Ave... 31OOOO
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Team recapitulation:

Team apitulation;
 Sets. Games. Points. Australians ... 9 57 310 Hawaiians ..... 0 25 226
 Double Aces. Pies. Outs Nets. Fits. Australia 20 109 7S 74 h Hawaii .... 46 80 80 16
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 rewards and cash
  forced You nordert ein the
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DISTRICT North Birmingham, Boyes nook, Tarrant City and vicinity.
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Members Standings Up To Friday

Mrs. J. H. McDonald 634 44th St., Fairfield 1,155,0o0 Mrs W. A. Weir 3O25 Pike Ave-, Ensley... 980,000 Mrs r. A Thomas 2531 2sth Ave- Ensley. 1,145,000 Miss Vivian Cooper, 1745 29th St.. Ensley.. 1150ooo Miss Ethel Adkins, 119 First St., Thomas Sta,
 Ens1ey ................. 1,125,O00 w. E. O'Brien 527 44th St., Fairfield. 1,155,000 Hugh Wright 392O Hattie Ave- Central Park 1,140,000 Miss Ada B. Kendrick, 2516 16th St. Ensey 975,OOo Miss Augustus Kyle, 2018 Ave. G. Ensley. 1,155,0O0 Ray Van Hood TAT Parkway Fairfield. ... 9S5,0OO Miss Virginia Pearson, 4o8 Sd St. Pratt City 113500o Mrs Maggie Garner 1902 Ave- E, Ensley... 100000 Raymond Durbin. Box 624 Ensley ....... 9oO,ooo Miss Mildred Avery 21OO 22d Ave-, Ensley . 85,O0O Miss Virginia Sandusky, 307 Princeton Ave,
 West End ........................ 1,14o,00o Chas. Schillec POI 2d St., Thomas. 1,160,000 Miss Elna Stinson, 2117 Ave H, Ensey. 1145,000 Wendell Warden 1219 Steiner West End... 100000 Mrs. T. D. McGaughey, 17O4 Warrior Blvd. 1,14O,0OO Mrs Ernest Mote Jr 2317 18th St., Ensey 1000 900 Miss Frances Campbell, 523 Gilmore Ave.... 255,000 Mrs. Ruby Edwards, 4304 Ave. F, Fairfield 1,150000 Aubrey Doyle 1920 Pearson Ave, West End. 760,000 Mary Jane Bondi, 2O7 Avenue c, Ensley... 100000 Miss Clarice Lonergan, Edgewater. 1,135 900 Mrs. G. D. Thomas, 300 39th St. Ensley.... 1,O20,0 ,0OO Franklin Wilson, 4113 Parkway. .......... 1000
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Any one of the three fine family washing services will take care of your washing problem economically and conveniently.
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DISTRICT Mo- comprises Ensey, Wylam Fairfield p.,. City. homas West End, Graymont Center
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-"Dry Wash" costs 7c lb. and includes all the clothes. Flatwork is ironed ready to use, wearing apparel is sent back unstarched, but dry and soft.
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-"Rough Dry" also includes the full wash and costs 9c lb. Starched ready to iron. Flat work is ironed.
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Finished Family Wash" is the laundry service de luxe everything laundered and ironed ready to wear, 25c lb.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01

A very deaf old lady, walking
along the street, saw en- Italian
turning q peanut roaater. she
stood looking ct 1t awhile, shook
her head and said: mo. I shan't
give you any money for such rnu.
sic a. that. I can't hear any OF
the tunes. and besides It smells
a. II there were something burn.
Ing insidSP'-ThS Congregation.
alist.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01

Clancy-Did You hear that
skeets. the poet. 10 on the atagsf
Nancy-IO he trying to raiae the
morale?
Clancy--No, when saw him he
was raising the curtain.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01
Descent

It IL truly comforting to feel
that the possibility Of inheritance
lies on the side Of good breeding
end not On that Of ignorance. It
was with some such sentiment
that Q Washington woman made
Der claim Of ancestry.
oh, yes," she said. proudly, I'VE
can trace our ancestors back to
lowell. I don't know who, but
We have been. descending for
centuries. Judge.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01

you have invited large
number of guests who do not
- know each other to your
house, it Is up to you to see that
everyone gets acquainted as soon
as possible. One way OF doing
this Is to start q crap game.
After they have all gotten on
their knees to frolic with the ami
mated dominoes. things will run
along smoothly because they will
Ill be on the same level.
Gentlemen should always stand
up when acknowledging an intro
duction. Six-footers and bow
legged girls will make better
impression by remaining seated.
Etiquette demands that a
younger woman should always
be presented to the elder, but a
host who obeys this rule Is tread
ing on dangerous ground. One
woman may look older than an
other one. but she doesn't like
20 be reminded Of 1t.
It IL not necessary to specify
that q couple are man and wife
because anybody except a blind
man can tell that they are mar
ried by looking at them.
Difficulties win always be en-
countered when introducing q
person who has q name hard to
pronounce. II the man to be in
troduced is 4 Russian, for in
stance. the best thing to do IL
TO can him "Itch" ana let It go
Ct that.
II the fIappers and flippers are
not introduced to each other dur
Ing the first five minutes there
10 no need to worry about them
at al. because by that time they
win all be parked on a daven-
port In some dark corner.
'sFo introduce or not to intro
duce" has often puzzled some of
the most polished society leaders.
For instance, woman would be
foolish TO introduce her husband
to Fascinating vampire unless
che was thinking Of getting a
divorce.
There is one hard and fast
rule In making introductions.
A man should always introduce
his wife TO everyone in sight. be-
cause It win give him q chance
to sneak off and talk to the other
rhvexwsnavNfl-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01
Things of the Past.

why don't you get your father
% help you with your lessons.
ChArlie?"
Il did, but he tried it once, and
Ne doesn't know any more about
fractions than do"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01

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prospective so0ln ~ e 20 q
prove that ne can &c an eritn-
metic lesson. e snculd De
9iven z Few sllnpie pronaelas me
this: II one new gown costs tloe
And = neW cost $l1e' NV IIlat.S
have to make at SO Q week to
collect the whele?
Secrseary Weeks n4s Kp0Ess0
been called to active service 1Oa
times since the revolution. Or IN
months. And it han- a1Waxi done
pretty fairly wen.
Still, the last years diary We
started 10 perfectly good for the
new year excepting that there's
A.v. ~ 1aa4
.
Now that We have cohtest6
to deternainS what girl IL nearest
f,rd the airla that Ara nA6rSat
like the good old DANES that
heIped our forefathers found this
country.
: And then let's have i contest
q find the men that are NEST
unlike Apollo and rive thorn
prizes.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01

There is one hard and fast
rule IN making introductions.
4 man should always introduce
his wife TO everyone in sight, be-
cause It win give him q chance
to sneak of and talk to the other
women.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01

one troubIe with the proposed
fast air mail line across the cog..
tinent is tltat the CURRIERS' may
run into some bedtime story
radio wave and 90 to sloep
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01

Iastallntort collectors sra Z
afraid 81 the wolf at the deer.
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It's Usually Fatal.

Tibbs-old Smithkins lost q good
friend the other day.
Dibbs-That so? How did II
happen?
Tibbs-He married her.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01

Tor minor eating problems.
{ care not 4 single wloop.
re can make three CRACKERS
Gems out even with the soup
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FOrceful.

Hoggs-"Does your wife drive q
motor carp"
Whistles. and she drives
everybody else off the streets
when she's doing It."
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01

Success il keeping ahead OF
most people In earning money
and q little behind them in spend.
Ing it."-Selected.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01

After they have all gotten on
their knees to frolic with the ami
mated dominoes, things will run
along smoothly because they will
al be on the same level.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01
Talk Of the
Town
BY Ralph Record

Il CoIs1No1c prOEesssE eays
that the RAGS isn't e. M
telIigant q Il used 70 ~.
statements like this certainly So
far to prove tIsat Il isn't.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01
Lessons in
Etiquette
BY Les Conklin.

IF you have invited a large
number of guests who do not
= know each other to your
house, it Is up to you to see that
everyone gets acquainted as soon
% possible. One way Of doing
this Is to start q crap game.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01

It has not occurred 20 - that
after reading some 1t the ~
.cisiona the Supreme ts0uFt han
been serving Up. Rrsaldens Hard
Inc concluded that august body
needed ! Butlsr.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01

Still. the last years diary We
started 10 perfectly good for the
new year excepting that there's
writing in It for the first three
days Of 1929.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01

Secretary Weeks has reported
that the United states army has
been called to active service 1O4
times since the revolution. or an
average Of once every eighteen
months. And It has a1wAy5 done
pretty fairly wen.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01

Perhaps that indiana father
who shot HE. dauehter Tor attend
ine : cabaret perfornanc1 waa
merely nnsecifally inclined Is ave
her from the pain Il the PER.
f0rnancs.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01

Gentlemen should always stand
mp when acknowledging an intro
duction. Six-footers and bow
legged girls will make a better
impression by remaining seated.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01
Our Hall Of Fame.
My hero is
John Jacob Jonus;
At Xmas he
Gave me a bonus.
Short But Sweet.

They met but for O second,
They will never meet again;
For she was q speeding taxi,
And he a pedestrian.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01

Il setused Soft q foolish q
Congressman UpslaM to urss
governors ana pubIie officials %
tale anotAsr cath about the Vol
stead la,W. Tn6y and . lot It
others seem To Be keeping the
cir Tiled with oaihs about that
law.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01

From the fact that It took Mrs.
Lionel Barrymore only fourteen
days to Get . divorce We talIe Il
that POu6hk1spSie. n. +, has
separated RENO, Nsy.. from it,
divorce IaursIs.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01

Now that we have contests
to determine what girl IL nearest
like Venus lets have some 70.
find the girls that are nearest
like the good old DANES that
helped our forefathers found this
country.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01

And then let's have = contest
o find the men that are NEST
unlike Apollo and give them
prizes.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01

A man III Necsha VI VINO
was On the underside of two
ton truck when Il overturned.
says the Coue treatment il sure
firs hecauee he kept teiliHg him.
selk that he would feel better
when the truck was removed. and
he dld.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01

THAT chap who lost 81. 900
playing poker now desidss tAat
Z good game ID rather to BE-
chosen than great riches.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01

It IL not necessary to specify
that 3 couple are man and wife
because anybody except a blind
man can tell that they are mar
ried by looking at them.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-01

Back Home and Broke may
be q good motion picture play.
but for real tragedy give az
Away From Home ana Broke. IS
There are two Glasses IN this
country, those who pay an In.
come tax and those who say
they DO.