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New Britain herald., 1923-07-28
AUTOMOTIyE
Autos and Trucils For sale

OAKLAND touring cars ranging In price from s90 to $500. All of these cars are well equipped, good tires and In fine shape. mechanically. We need the room. These cars must be sold this week. NJ. Irving Jester, l93 Arch St.. Phone S1l. This Is Stakeholder Year."
 OVERLAND TOURING CARs-2 of them at real low pricesi condition of both good. R. 2. Rudolph, l27 Cherry St.: Phone 305i-2.
 PAIGE. 1921. sedan; In good condition; thoroughly overhauled, new paint, good tires. For demonstration call C. A. Bence bl Main St. Phone 22l5. REQ Speedwagon. is19 in good running or- der. Must be sold at once. J. B. Moran Garage, 313 l-2 Church St, city. 6EDANS--Nearly new: Elgin, run 2460 miles, only s9S5; nearly new Davis sedan sS85; nearly new Dodge business sedon. s9s6. Aaron G. Cohen, Inc, 1S5 Park St., Hartford. Conn.
New Britain herald., 1923-07-28
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE
Agents-Real Estate

ANDREWS LAND CO.-Houses and lots in Belvidere section. 1857 Stanley St.. Phone S6l-4.
 PLAINVILLE real estate, bought and sold. Mortgage loans. Skinner. Smith Co.,, Neri block, Plainville. Phone 41-4. REAL. estate Tell us what you want. We'll get 1t. Real estate. Tell us what you have. We'll dispose of 1t. Cunningham & Wininger, Plainville, Conn.,. Neri Bldg.
 Building and Business Property so BUILDING LOTS on easy payments h all parts of the city at prices much lower than will be asked next year. The W. [. Hatch Co.,. City Hall building.
New Britain herald., 1923-07-28

Mo- Used At Times To Find Witnesses To Accidents To Children To Tell Trips To Foreign Lands and To Take Strictly Personal Matters Box Will Be Supplied At the &~ Herald Office
New Britain herald., 1923-07-28

PUP TENTS, Luggage. cots, s3.9s; blankets. s1.26 up; ponchos knapsacks, Canteens, mess kits toilet kits, haversack, duck trousers khaki pants, bathing suits. army lockers. kit bags, navy hammocks. brooches, leggins and one thousand other items too numerous to mention. Army & Navy Supply Co.,, 66 Church St. PHOTO ALBUMS--zn sizes This gradua- tion gift is snappy in appearance and will carry pictures of old school chums you don't want to forget. It will be a source of infinite pleasure to the owner in years to come. Very low prices. Ad- kins, 66 Church St.
New Britain herald., 1923-07-28

EAST ST.-3 family house. 15 rooms. with
 all Improvements; price sl0,500. small
 amount Of casu required. Watson and Jones. 2s4 Main St. Tel. 245O.
New Britain herald., 1923-07-28

ELM HlLL-8 room cottage with improve ments. only minutes walk from trolley line; lots or fruit, equipment for 400 chickens. Price only s5.000 if sold at once Home Banking & Realty Co.,, s6 West Main St. Phone TBS.
 kENSINGTON-S room house. 5 yrs oId' Gas and electricity. water available; about one acre or land; good place for poultry and small fruit farm. Price S4,0oo. H. U. Folren, liO Main St. Tel. 17sO. PLAINvILLE--7 room cottage, with ali modern Improvements, on trolley line. Best location in town. Price $500, Skin- her. smith & Co.,, Plainville.
 PLAINVILLE-Comfort small home. sz'sO0; family house, all modern, 1 I-2 acres land. Easy terms. Middleton, ITO Arch St. Call evenings.
 PLAINVILLE-s family house, all modern improvements, 1-2 acres of land, Price r4snt. skinner. Smith and Co.,, Plainyiile. FLAINVILLE-2 family house with ali mod ern Improvements, on trolley line Req. sonable price. skinner, Smith & Ca. Plainyille. Conn.
 PLAlNYILLE-Nea center school .nd churches, new 6 room house, gas el.etric lights, hot and cold water. Bathrom sst tuos and furnace. Price very reasonabIs Fart cash. Balance easy paymsnts RI IL. Hayden, Middle St.. East Bristol.
 Real Estate--Wanted R7 WANT to hear flon owner having farr, "a salei give particulars and lowest priea John J. BIack. Chippewa Falls. Wisconsin,
New Britain herald., 1923-07-28

& BACH. Nowby & Evans, Les ter, Kohler & Campbell pianos. We have sold this line of pianos for over 30 years. We guarantee C. l.. Pierce.
New Britain herald., 1923-07-28
Fertilizers, Seeds. Plants

SPRAY MATERIALs-This Is the time to spray your trees and vines for dormant spray; liquid lime, sulphur and dry lime sulphur. Racklihe Bros, Inc, Park and BIEelow Sts. Phone 1915.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

of councilmen and it is possible that one coun-
Gilman would be elected at the primary
It may be that copies of this bill have been
in Kenosha, but if they have, they have been
kept in close seclusion.
The suggestion is made that the bill was
introduced to save campaign expenses for one
Of the candidates for mayor in Racine. 1t is
admitted that this is laudable ambition on
the part of his friends but if Kenosha is to
help out by surrendering the rights her voters
had under the primary the people Of this city
should at least have been consulted.
The bill is revolutionary 80 far as the pri-
mary election is concerned and if we are to
have revolution in primary elections it is diff
fcult to see why the bust-up should be limited
to Racine and Kenosla
The primary election has been one of the
most fondled pets of the men who are in the
saddle at Madison and certainly an amendment
with>such wide-reaching effects should not be
put through the legislature without its being
given the widest possible publicity. Of course
if Kenosha and Racine are selected in order
that they may be made experimental stations
for the new bill there may be some merit in
the way the bill has been carried forward.
Trying it on the dog" may be good way
to test out legislation but the "dog should be
consulted.
If this law is good for the selection of the
city officials under the non-partisan election
law in Racine and Kenosha it should be good
in every other city in the state. It should not
be passed just with view of helping out the
favored candidate of some political candidate.
There viii be plenty of time to pass this bill
after this years primary election is held in
Kenosha and Racine and fair play to all can
didates would dictate that the matter be held
in allegiance until after the prins. y is over.
A careful study of the provisions Of the bill
might indicate that a lot of people were in
favor of it. It can be said, however, that it
takes the primer" out of primary. After all
that would not be the greatest calamity that
could befall the two cities.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15
A YEARS 0LD-GRADUATEs

Lexington, Ky.-When W. NJ. Phipps,
captain of the 149th Infantry during
the World War, receives his degree
with high distinction" from the Uni
versity of Kentucky in June he will
be the first student that has gone
through the institution without having
had high school work. incidentally
Capt. Phipps' seven-year-old grand
son will be an interested observer at
the commencement exercises.
The rules of the university permit
students who are of age to enter as
special students without the usual en-
trance requirements, and to be gradu-
ated only if sufficient standing is
maintained.
Four years ago Capt. Phipps en-
tered the university for training I'M
der the provisions of the Veterans
Bureau and matriculated as a special
student. He was 40 years old at the
time.
Capt. Phipps' preparatory work was
done in the country schools near his
home. when I was lad" the cap
tain explained, "there were no high
schools in forty miles of me. I have
no entrance credits to offer"
Wounded during the war, Capt
Phipps declared that he wished to
study for a life of quiet on the farm.
He has won distinction in chemistry
his favorite study and is interested II
soil technology.
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WHY THIS sOLICITITDE?

An unusual solicitude for Kenosha and Ra-
cine is being shown at Madison. BY round
about way the word comes that the state leg
islature has half way changed the primary law
relating to the two cities. Under bill which
has passed the senate the majority primary
is provided for these two cities.
Possibly the law is an excellent one and the
main objection which comes to the surface now
is just why legislation should be enacted af-
fecting Kenosha and sister city without any
one in Kenosha knowing anything about it or
with only little coterie in Racine being ad-
vised.
The primary election rode into power with
the understanding that it was law which
would give the people sort of primer" for
city elections. The bill now on its way to pass
age takes all the prime" out of the primary
and it practically defeats the end for which the
primary was passed.
Under the present law the people have two
chances to defeat bad candidate and an equal
number of chances to elect good one I'm
der this majority primary law, which is slip
ping through the legislature the primary cleo
iton would control every election in Kenosha
4 this spring with thesexceptio naofAthe election
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SPECIALISTS.

About 2400 years ago Herodotus, the
Greek historian, wrote this about the
Egyptians: "The art of medicine among
them is distributed thus: Each physi-
clan is physician of one disease and
of no more, And the whole country is
full of physicians, for some profess
themselves to be physicians of the
eyes, others of the head, others of the
teeth, others of the affections of the
stomach, and others of the more OBJ
scure ailments"
And here we've been going along inn
agining that we, have something new
when we say that we are living in an
age of specialists. Every age is an age
of specialists, and always has been
even in cave-man days, when each elan
had its champion spear thrower. The
key to wealth and fame is Specialize
ton, doing some one thing better than
others can.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15
PELEHATCHE.
PELEHATCHE, MISS.

PELEHATCHE, MISS
(Prounce "Pellyhatche")
outside of Mississippi waows
bottom the clay that lined the hoows,
darkes pushing and with others plugging
the roadway continued chuggng
so-cald highway which
between dltches
BY made it, till all muddy, cold and drppy,
We arrived Pelehatche Mississippi
Vcsbug least reaching Jackson
But the sturdy fighting spirit o. tbs hardy AngoSaxon
within bone and snew,
And Common decided it silly to continue
labors the shades of night falling
And the dinner bell ringing melody enthralng;
roadways wet and sppy
So stopped Pelehatche, Mississippi
funny country hostel, but the foodthe food
1t was pleasant to palate and satisfied the tummy.
blood will quicken
eggs in butter of other dishes;
Pelehahe the tourists fondet wishes
So traveller weary the of his trip he
to Peehatche, Mississippi
and it's pleasant just to be there
sit the with the local digntaries
And listen the which the tongue of carries
Meridian Vicksburg far from pleasant
With the roads that they suffer from
navigating makes pretty di@py,
Take at Pelehatche Mississippi
-BERTON BRALEY
Copyright, 1928, NEA Service Inc)
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15
The Referee
BRIDES.

The price of wives in Tibet has
slumped to seven goats apiece, reports
Sven Hedin, noted explorer. That is
the standard price asked in this mystic
rious Asiatic country by fathers with
manageable daughters.
After the wedding ceremony, says
DR.. Hedin, the single brothers of the
groom purchase an interest in the
bride. So wife in Tibet has a harem
of husbands.
AS you will agree, the family sys-
TENS of Americans and Tibetans are
far apart in Observation-Disclosures
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SUPERNATURAL.

Odd story is cabled from Spain,
where the Madrid Impartial claims two
sons of Spanish nobleman have X-ray
eyes, which enable them to read
through silver, brass or iron.
Some noted psychic Investigators
make similar claims for mediums in
the trance state.
AS regards the young Spaniards with
X-ray eyes, you have noticed that Such
things always are reported from vast
distance, never where you can climb
into the fivver and check up. How
ever, X-ray eyes may not be as improb-
able as most Of US think.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

will be the first international dairy
meeting to be held anywhere since the
outbreak of the World War
After the Congress sessions, the dele
gates and visitors will go to the 17tn
annual National Dairy Show at SYRIA
.use, N. Y, from October 6 to ID. The
show is a cross-section of the Amer
lean dairy industry with competitive
exhibits Of dairy cattle and dairy pro-
ducts, an exposition of labor-saving
machinery and scientific appliances.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15
BROADCASTTNG.

The opera, "Flying Dutchman," re
Gently was broadcast by Manhattan
Opera Co. Thousands of radio fans
who "listened in" were so interested
that they wanted to see real thing.
The opera company began playing to
packed houses.
Shrewd managers in the show bust
ness will recognize, in this conversion
of radio fans into opera-goers, an in
expensive form of publicity. The star
who advertises his or her ability by
radio demonstration is creating paid
admission business for the box office.
When this is generally realized, there1l
be no dearth of talent for wireless en-
tertainments.
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happenings
IS Years Ago
March IL, 1898.

The Chicago Bankers defeated the
Kenosha Athletics indoor baseball team
last night by score Of to 4. The
players on the Kenosha team were
Mcclellan, Harkin, Cantwell, Eaton,
Watkins, Harkin, Weier and Mckenzie.
The umpire for Kenosha was DeDie-
mar; for the Bankers, Mcfarland
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15
March 18th.

SELF-PRAISE-Le another man
praise thee, and not thine own mouth;
stranger, and not thine own lips
Proverbs 27:2.
QUESTION-What description did
Christ give of the last Judgment
Mat. 25:31-46.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

Milwaukee is going to vote on the question
of daylight saving. Kenosha voted on it last
year and it need not be submitted again this
year. A great majority Of the people Of Ke-
nosha are in favor of grabbing the extra hour
of daylight and sunshine and the council has
full power to regulate the clocks.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

Kenosha is sorely in need of that new high
school the people voted to build Every fellow
who asks your vote for school commissioner
this year should be asked to give his opinion
on showing some speed in getting this building
erected, Kenosha needs and wants this high
school building now.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

Two tax-paying times would be real help
to lot of people in Wisconsin and it is clearly
indicated that the plan could be worked out
with ease. 1t is to be hoped that the legisla-
ture will give CAREFUL and favorable considera-
tion to this suggestion Of common sense law
making.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15
TODAY'S THOUGHT-

No man, when he hath lighted a can
die, cOvereth it with vessel, or put
teth it under a bed; but setteth it on
candlestick, that they which enter may
see the light.-Lu. 8:16.
Light is the symbol of truth.-Low-
ell.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

The order in which the players in the
pool tournament stand is as follows:
Hacker, Holderness, Tully, Tanning,
Volmer, Meiswinkle, Stebbins and Lam
sing.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

Well, President Harding has got far enough
away from the pesky office seekers to get in a
couple of good rounds of golf any way.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Tkiller enter
tanned at Whist last night.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

Another awkward thing about autonobiling
is that you can't tell which way the pedestrian
is going when you flush him.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

Mrs. H. W. Marden was very pleas
antly surprised by number of friends
yesterday afternoon.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

The world is learning that forgiving ones
enemies is good business policy as well as
good Christian doctrine.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles McSwain were
surprised last night by number Of
friends.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

Booze is dangerous. Wheeling CIV
Va.) man dropped dead when he saw q
load Of beer being destroyed.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

Man is the only creature endowed with suf-
ficient reasoning power to convince himself
that his pet vice isn't hurting him any.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

Correct this sentence; Mamma" said the
flapper, BILLY has invited me for ride and
I'd like to have you go along"
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

little Trixie" is the attraction at
the opera house tonight.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15
TOM SIMS

Never talk too long or too loud. An
Ohio man has been jailed for imper-
sonating a congressman.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

The man who thinks girls are not as pretty
now as once they were doubtless has lost his
appetite for cookies, also.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

An efficient wife is one who can get hex
work done in time to take nap or have nice
cry in the afternoon.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

When France finishes driving the German
mark to the bottom perhaps she can be induced
to do something about our price marks.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

Laura Hatton Crook, wife Of H. c.
Crook, died at the family residence
shortly before noon today.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

Anything can happen. Atlantic fish
ing vessel recently landed with a load
of fish instead of booze.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

A typesetting machine, which re-
duces the letters of the Chinese Ian
guege from 10000 to 40, is perfected
and shipped to China by the Mergen-
thaler Linotype Co. 1t does the work
of IL men.
Previously the Chinese typesettel
had 10000 different pieces of type to
select from, the same filling huge
room, and his speed depended as much
on his sprinting ability, running back
and forth, as on his phenomenal mem
ory. "
In a clear-cut way the new Chinese
linotype typifes one of the greatest
American characteristics-the reduc-
ton of the complicated to simplicity.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

Boston taxi driver returned $4,000
found in his car, instead of thinking it
was a tip.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

The marriage of H. p. Stanford and
Miss Williams will take place next
Wednesday at the residence of H. E.
Remer.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

Business colleges teach double-entry book
keeping Mere double bookkeeping is taught
by the income tax.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

The book of etiquette doesn't mention it,
but it is considered good form to return the
book of etiquette you borrow.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

The marriage of Miss Maggie King
and George Louis Williams occurred in
this city Thursday afternoon.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

Senate committee says gasoline may
go up to dollar. We told you once
before it would cost enough to drink
some day.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

Correct this sentence: my husband and
argue at times, but we never quarrel
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

San Francisco husband seeking his
seventh divorce should be made ar
honorary movie star.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

A senator wants survey to deter
mine how our wealth is distributed.
Our guess is that it isn't.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

If she lives in a small town and is broken
and bent with toll, she is called a dutiful
wife.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

Trouble with laughing at all your
troubles is continuous mirth makes
others think you are ignorant
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FLYING.

Aviation is entering new phase
the age of heavy metal airplanes-says
an English flying expert. Skilled me-
chanics have made it possible to build
a solid steel airplane a third lighter
than corresponding craft built Of
wood.
The expert predicts enormous metal
wings six feet and more thick and 200
feet from tip to tip, which will have
ribs and spars of steel"
A future flying craft as large as the
big ocean liners of today is not only
possible, but probable.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

AS general thing, the boss of the house
is the one who can be most disagreeable
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

Philadelphia has launched a safety
drive and arrested about 800 motorists
who wree not doing it.
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NOT APPRECIATED


Jud Tunkins says: "Fault-fnding we
can i'll afford. Nobody offers reward
Washington Star
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

Don't blame the French They dun the best
they know how.
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BIBLE THOUGHT FOR
TODAY


Bible thoughts and Bible answers men,
orized viii prove a priceless heritage
in after years. Encourage children
TO look them up and memorize them.
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It is a wise woman who asks for
what she can't have, so she can COM
promise on what she wants.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

The College of Commerce Literary
Society met this afternoon at the col
lege building.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

The airship Germany built America
will make its test fight over the Alps,
perhaps so it will not have so far to
fall.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

One job worse than being a wife is
working in a restaurant where it is al
ways meal time.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

Our ambition is to be president Of
the United States because his pay is
not income taxable.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

A Seattle man married a raving
beauty and wants divorce because she
refuses to stop raving.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

The best way to keep wife is grateful.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

Some Of the jonquil bulbs planted in
parlors this winter really were jonquils
and not onions.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1923-03-15

Many people are afraid of autos
We need more like them.