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New Britain herald., 1923-03-12

The strike of miners need not worry France so long as she can seize enough marks to keep her fur naces going.
New Britain herald., 1923-03-12

Parents of a small boy who holds his breath when denied his own way will understand Europe rather well.
New Britain herald., 1923-03-12

The reason landlords are richer than renters is because they pay for a house one time and then quit.
New Britain herald., 1923-03-12

At any rate surgery is making rapid strides in teaching people to talk about their intimate possessions.
New Britain herald., 1923-03-12

Ah well; the modern girl may she knows more about making dough.
New Britain herald., 1923-03-12

You can't imagine much romance in an age when artists wear four in-hand ties and some of the incest poets are bald.
New Britain herald., 1923-03-12

The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to tho use for republication of all news credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also local news pub' lIshed herein.
New Britain herald., 1923-03-12

. In the good old wet days there was more of liberty. You could decline d drink without insulting your host.
New Britain herald., 1923-03-12

Women are funny. It it's 1922 gown, it's a disgrace. Buhif it dates back to 1900 B. C., it's ultra modern.
New Britain herald., 1923-03-12

There's no fun in being a diplo- mat when cannon fodder won't gnash it's teeth in support of your bluffs.
New Britain herald., 1923-03-12

Paint jobs are so well done now that it is difficult to tell the age of car without seeing the mortgage.
New Britain herald., 1923-03-12
Membcr of The AssocInted Press

The only profitable advertising medium in the City. Circulation books and press room always open to advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1923-03-12

Adam had his faults, but you can say one thing for him. He was an original cuss.
New Britain herald., 1923-03-12

Another way to get thin to music is to try playing an accordion for a living.
New Britain herald., 1923-03-12
THLEpHoNE CALLsl

Entered at tho Pos. ofice at New Britain
 as Second Class Mall Matter,
New Britain herald., 1923-03-12

of timidity between periods of nor nal growth.
New Britain herald., 1923-03-12

COrreCt thIS ScnItHcti ne Spttu- ometer is broken" said the used-car dealer but this car has been driven only two thousand miles,"
New Britain herald., 1923-03-12

Townshend of Yale, Reid was taken to the Manhattan eye, car and throat hospital in New York.
New Britain herald., 1923-03-12

Hell, for some people, will be a place full of endless delights, all mercilessly censored.
New Britain herald., 1923-03-12

Deputy Marshal William Miller of Waterbury has served federal libel
 on the Stratford police for this liquor.
New Britain herald., 1923-03-12

Business ohice ,,,,,.,,,',,,,...,'t''' sso Editorial Rooms s,.,..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,E. as6
New Britain herald., 1923-03-12

The early bird gets his reward But the early worm becomes the late worm.
New Britain herald., 1923-03-12
Facts and Fancies
BY ROBERT CULLEN.

The balance of power is a bank balance.
New Britain herald., 1923-03-12
New Britain Herald

HERALD ruBLIsHING COMPANY Gssued Daily, Sunday hxeentedp'
 At Herald nldg, 67 Church Street,
New Britain herald., 1923-03-12

SUBSCRIPTION RATES ss.0o q Year,
 s..o0 Three Months
 T5c a Month.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-22

for the agricultural and i've
lock interests Of the United
States. It is held to be no part
Of the purpose to supplant the ex-
sting elaborate net work OF
credit institutions throughout the
United States, many Of which
at the present time either d.
roctly or indirectly are supply
ing credit to agricultrFe. ~
But the passage of the Cap
per bill does not complete the
senate program for additional
farm credit machinery. The next
bill on the subject to be taken
up is the Lenroot-Anderson bill,
which was favorabIy reported by
Che Senate Banking and Ctr
rency Committee some time ago.
This bill provides direct govern
u,cnt aid by authorizing Federal
subscription to ,$60,OO0,oOo stock
for twelve new credit departnents
under the Farm Loan Board, one
in each Federal reserve district;
The bill will encounter consider,
able opposition, but members Of
the farm bloc insist upon it as q
necessary supplement to the Cap
per bill, which. they claim, falls
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-22
events. 'Wtsdith had long before passed the
point where words alone could Influence it.
! syHY SO BITTER?

Floyd beorges milk OF human N NIX,
seems to nave turned 10 ''ao0s', l',s :"
terances Yesterday were 50 a'l:i'.,'' .ta..,
that ING Dally eeSIaPl co"-u .'0' s''e ''>'''
publicity iest tley ltr''er "''''' .''' 0''''''
between france ana i''S''''iD .h:.
lie chafac'erizeS oe'"'|''} % d S'''''' ~
arms no'lla "''ii 'iV -, - .':,,.
treaty and condemns ffa'ee ''' J'''i''''5
on HIM whie ne IS dow
Does he forget tllat Nt'''d''E l''' ''''i'i>''
those ih'oh@S an" '''''S,' * ''''a -"' ,.',,
BACK, ye. "i'n i,iso'G''Se 'I 400 ',',''II ~
the. one ne mas 1917 D''''S'u '' oel>''''.' .i,o
'uSho 10 lSe>"'I eve, d ''--''''' -, ~ ,.,
gaping N9ui'aS Oh SopPN = s'''''''' '''''
ING lotion,
GERMANY mas DccH accuse. III ua!' S ,r., -
Oh 'oh''!',"a ''0'" ,'N''''>' ,,..al
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-22
LIMITING COLLEGE ATTEND,
ANCE

Virginia faces problem, sar-
ioUs enough IN l22 and destined
to be moro ana more important in
1894 and the sue eed;ng years.
concerning its colleges. Students
arc flocking to the higher instl.
tutions Of learning in increasing
numbers. Buildings are crowd,
ed, dormitory space is difficult t.
provide, classrooms arc too small,
faculties are overworked. Ma
turally greater appropriations are
asked and justified readily by the
demand for education. In many
instances, endowment funds have
been provided through the efforts
of alumni and friends, but today
there is hardly Il college with
sufficient funds to take care of the
student body.
The problem is not local, but
applies to adj the States and to
private institutions as well. The
time has l9nC since passed when
college presidents used their va
cations travelling about and try
ing TO get more students to fill
The schools. Unless there is some
change in the situation, the State
will be called Unon for ever-in-
creasing sums of money TO pro-
vide and maintain facilities for all
young men and women knocking at
the doors of the colleges.
Just now there is nationwide
discussion of this problem. DR..
Thompson, of Ohio State Uni
versity, secs no solution save
more buildings and more teach
ers and more equipment. He ar
cues from the premise that every
high school boy and girl, even
with mediocre intelligence, has
/ the right to higher education,
and he would make the supply Of
facilities meet the demand. Pres
ident Hibber, of Princeton, takes
the opposite view. He would
restrict attendance by elimination
of the mediocre. He sees moth
| ing gained by putting through
college young men and women just
because their parents have tn"
means TO pay for it and because
the States or other agencies stard
much of the cost. Many college
students, ne thinks, gain nothing
at all by the process and their
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-22

places might be taken by those
who would be genuinely aided. DR..
Hibben has in mind the standard
already in i;se at Dartmouth Col
leee, where for years inteil9e-
tuaI capacity he's been made IN.
dispensable for matriculation and
fo,. continuance in classes after
recurring examination tests.
Dr.. Hadley, former president
OF Yale, thinks our edurauonai
svstem is in FOR . great change
ANYWAY, b. teaching the young
10 think rather than to acquire
cf information. That IS
his solution.
So far the world is proceeding
,non The theory hat facilities
;iauld be provided 50 that he who
will. nay conc and drink OF the
c5un.ail Of knowledge and get
rom It What ne may, proiitlng
,acro Or less or not at all N ac-
ror6anoe with mental capacit.
and po?.er of application. a
considerable school has arisen
Mil, would limit admittance 70
fhe fountain 10 those who can
that they and me
world will profit by it. One year
hence. at the next appropriation
the Virginia General AS
sap,hIv must face the question:
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-22
TIE ROCK SHELF
The Kew Thrift, Ry Bolton Han
B. ". Euebsch, lAc:)

r-hC f,CsE Thrift, ny Hoi'Vt'
B. ". Euebsch, iAc:'
SINCE DR.. s,aiics and the hores
,,,o,,o tho subject of thrift repu!-
siye. it has taken not only az
Interesting writer but an en'e[-
nrisinc thinker to write book
IN this subject. So many sermons
have been preached reiteratlng
The pointed sense of the proVero
SWastc not, want not that today
advocates of rational eonserva-
Hon ere placed at a disadvantage
But one man, at least, in Anne
RIGA hes written q Fascinating
and stimulating book on thrlt.
which has sold simply because OF
The good reading it contains.
Bolton Hal, who combines pro-
found knowledge Of economies
and human nature with native Wit
and racy style, several years ago
brought out . volume which was
nncoma.omisingly called Thrift"
Ii was discovered by CONNER
,iaI institutions, such as the Ma
tional City Bank Of New York
which were seeking way Of tax
ING The curse Of Or. Smiles on
the topic Of THRIFT and, partly
because of their approval,
Thrift" secured a wide circle OF
leaders. Now the book IS being
rc-issued by 3. W. Huebsch in
revised edition with two new
chapters bringing it up to date,
under the title Of The New Thrift
The publication comedies with
National Thrift Week, January
1923, which celebrates Benjamin
Franklin's birthday and his prac-
teal idea!ism.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-22

far short of furnishing the vol
ume Of agricultural credit need
ed.
The fact that administration
leaders arc reported to have ae-
ccpted plan of holding the Len
root bill before the Sen
ate until disposed of before pro-
eceding with the ship subsidy bill
probably means a vote on the
measure within the next week
pr ten days. Moreover, admins
Lration unwillingness to jeopar-
die the subsidy bill by antatoniz
ing strong groups forecasts easy
sailing for the farm bloc in what
ever it may undertake.-Rich-
mond Times Dispatch.)
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-22
THE SOUTH'S CHANCE

Agficulturally speaking, the South IS, iast
regaining her rightful position in tho eolin-
try. The estimated total crop value IN the
United States last year was SS,5Ol 2,OoO
This is an increase in value, compared with
.lhe, aggregate value of all crops in 1921, OF
S2.OQ1, 100000, or 81 per cent. OF TINS
gain over halt or $1,000, 100000 Is credited
to the Southern States.
lust so long as the South is able, year by
wear. to increase her farm crop production
inst so long will she be on the road to re-
covcrv. The South suffered untold prlva-
tons during the Civil War and has never
been able TO hold the position OF political
and financial prestige she would have enjoyed
under more favorable conditions. The re-
cuperation is slow. but the size OF the gain
in each succeeding yea is increasing and
prcspccts for the moi far distant future are
ndccd promising With many mammouin
ard battling obstacles to overcome, the Ao'th
has PLAYED her part we'll and has succeeded
admirably.
There is vet room Tor Improvement and
this room is so vast that the real opporiunl-
ties arc almost beyond conception OF t:e
human mind The South is being brought
yearly into a greater realization Oh her po-
tcnjialiy. She realizes the opportunities that
have never bccn cqrallcd in America.
Before many Years the South Will ha1e
gaincd hcr rgbtiul place and her factories
,uill surpass those Of the North. The farm
ers of the South, handicapped as they arc
in many ways really have within Their power
the making over OF the ration. The Iane
OF The cotton and thc corn will gain so muc''
/ in power that the national policies will again
be dictated from thc land south OF the Mason
and Dixon line
Al this is within the power OF the asrl-
culturist,. All that is needed is continuance
OF that same spirit that has brought the
South sa;cly through the horrors OF the re-
construction \ continuance OF this SplTl'
and realization Of the power We hold VII
bring our beloved South back into her post
tiou OF honor and power
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-22
MONDAY. JANUARY p, 1923
sIMONDS Isl STRAIGHT

mo writer on the present. dcplerablc icoif.
DIXON in Europe seems TO understand .tht
SITUATION better, nor to have clearer COW
cStio1 Of the things necessary to It's sou-
ton than Frank H. Smouds. TO every po-
triotc American we unqualiiidIy commend
his recent uttcrance as voiced i'll the Sunday
issue of The Philadelphia ii'qlHrrr. lie
seems to write. without 'fgar Or favor,
nor docs, he in any way seq; TO c&agdratc
nor minimize the situation.
I'VE call attention. TO a few quotations fronl
his article and advise every one to carefully
peruse .4ise.i Communications entirev "a .sH~af g
But there is no hope Tor q solution with
i'm the European situation itsch. I"
AS [ see the situation it can sonly be pre-
vented from ending in a complete tragedy by
the Intervention of the Ansio-SaNou nations,
not alone prepared to give advise but to
rcndcr actual help and TO make sacrifices
based upon their material interests in pre-
veuting.a general European collapse with Il
corresponding loss of markets and increase
in domestic distress.
According to this writer, the action OF
the French in occupying the Ruhr has erected
complete barrier to "Europes return to
normally" and YET he accordS 10 France
a legal and according 90 their view, d moral
right Tor their action.
Tie in no uncertain terms condemns "ccn-
iererccs that have done more to agrayal
than quiet the riot
I'm conclusion tins writer refers 10 the Sli;,-
alton as analogous To that just preceding
America 5 entering the European war.
You who have been advising hand, OF
read aieSE pungcnt paragraphs
Europe may save itself or it may 80 +.
ctmplcIc craoS, but lis march toward fccoy-
cry OF rim will not,bc in The least inHuencct
by Amcrican advice. by AMERICAN unofficial
obSerferS or by amy other ncgdthn.
"Mf. Wilson's misfortune vas that he wa
always waiting tor the situation to grow
better, and it va, always growing worse
he was always booking Tor 4 moment whci
the neutral nation vould he able to intervene
as the arbitcr but always both parties Il
tie conflict were booking, rot FOR an ar0tcr
bit Tor an ally Md every iip,o he did Aak'
d SSSttuS' " N"N 'tiN>'>U ny "''" '''N
many .respec., the situation is not dIlcren
to-day Mr. Hughes, Ike MIR. Wilson Is, &
use the late ambassador Pages phrase, 'NaS
ing neutrality, but Just as neutrality did IT.
save ,our, Ships and citizcns from European
nolcSlatiou, it viii NOT now save our EUrH
pean markets from European destruction.
The New Haven speech WAS double dis
astcr, because its di>suadcd Germany iron
making, any reasonable offer and aroused
French Indignation which lent additional
strength to the wcn m France who belIcNe1n
the Pqincare policy OF force 1t was an hon
est attenrn TO help int it:tlid,noi %|fct an
help. Il was like the 'peace without vigto2Fg}
speech equally unsars factory to both sides
il injured our standing all over Europe ar
did not in the least change the course Q
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-22

\ girl was injured in factory some tlne
ago and today we hear that she IS TO undergo
the 6ual and 8llth operation in the attempt
to set her back to normally. She seems
to have gone a long way ON the road tc
complete recovery tor this operation is mere
" to add the finishing touches in the way OF
replacing eyebrows that were lost i'll the
accident Being able 10 replace an eyebrow
is merely "a triiling matter" says the sur
geon Medical science and surgery have
made great strides in the past few eentur-
les.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-22

the detail pastoral work, is ex.
pected from Dr.. Len &. Brough-
ton until ne returns from Hunt
ington, W. Va, where he is corr
Quoting revival services. He left
for Huntington carly last week
with the expectation Of being
gone two weeks.
His congregation, on reconsid-
Grafton Of the assistant pastor
proposal last Sunday, voted pnan-
imously in favor of it and adopt
cd resolutions during DR.. Brough-
ton to remain with the church.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-22
PASTOR HOLDS DECISION

Richmond, Va, Jan. 22-No de-
cision as to whether he will with
draw his designations as pa5or
of Grove Avenue Baptist church,
which he rendered two weeks ago
when the congregation failed u
indorse unanimously proposal
that the church get an assistant
pastor to relieve him Of some 81
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-22
THE FARM BLOC UNIMPEDED

The Harding administration Is
exertinc all of its influence to Sc
cure the speedy enactment of
farmers relief legislation Of Il
kind. As a result of this support,
the Capper rural credits bill
passed the Senate Friday with
out opposition or ron call. Such
criticism as it encountered re-
yolvcd about its alleged INSULT
cheney as an aid to The farmer.
The chief purpose Of the bill is
to establish under Federal super
vision natioGal credit system
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-22

Greatest distance from the earth
the moon ever gets is 253,0CO
miles; the netarest, $4,000 miles.
Boots, said to have been tn
invention of Carians, were men-
toned by Homer in 907 B. c.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1923-11-22
Adrian Recker,~

Mrs H. j. Doerr and family have
returned from Sank City where they
ATTENDED the funeral services of Mrs.
Doerr's father, Adrian Becker. The
deceased was resident of Sank City
Tor 70 years. Previous to his marriage
@O Miss Elizabeth Zins, he worked
as raftsman on the Mississippi river
at ST. Louis and other southern points
After his return to Sank City, he
worked at the shoemaker trade and
FOR 20 consecutive ears was tender
mf the old toll bridge and after a
nine month intermissiOn, he rendered
another three years of service.
I'm his civic life he served the will
age faithfully. The fact that on the
day previous to his death he express
aed the wish to once more see the RI
yer and the bridge, showed how dear
mis- work had been to him.
The esteem he was held in by his
Fellow citizens and friends was made
qsvidpnt in the large number who
came to the Becker home to pay their
Last tributes to the departed Among
fhese was delegation of the Catholic
lady Foresters of Baraboo.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1923-11-22

May was apparently feeling in her
usual good health when she arose and
after eating her breakfast went into
the living room and was reading
when she complained of a choking
sensation and before medical aid
could be summoned, she had died.
The family was in quarantine for
scarlet fever, which makes the eli
cumstance of her sudden death the
more unfortunate. The quarantine
was lifted today.
Mrs. LeMay was born in Chicago
on Sept. 10, 1851, and her marriage
took place in that city, where she
resided for some years. For many
years, she had resided in Baraboo
and of late years spent her time be-
tween the home of Mrs. Metcalf and
that of another daughter, Mrs. B..
E. CoIburn, Of Wilmette. Beside the
two daughters, she leaves one son,
Harry A. LeMay, Of Chicago; four
grandchildren, Mrs. William Fellows,
Doris, Muriel, and Richard Metcalf;
and one great grandchild.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1923-11-22
CARD OF THANKS

We desire to express our thanks to
the kind friends for their sympathy
and assistance during our recent
great bereavement, also to extend our
thanks to the Rev. Gerhard Pieper
the church choir, the Eagles, the
weavers of the l. w. Co., the Ajax
Welfare Assoc, Racine, the 3. 3.
cluD, a1o the many others for their
beautiful floral offerings.
Mrs. Wilhelmina Lenz and family
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1923-11-22

William w. Hill

The funeral of William Hill was
held on Wednesday afternoon at the
home of his daughter, Mrs. J. Jene-
wein, Lynn avenue. The Rev. H. E.
Erffmeyer officiated and hymns were
sung by Mrs. E. M. Doll and Mrs. }.
H. ScheibIe
The remains were taken to Rice
Lake on the ten thirty train Wee
nesday night, burial to take place
there today
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1923-11-22
mrs. Alice A GoIImar

On Monday afternoon the funeral
services of Mrs. Alice A. GOElmar
were held at her late home on Fifth
avenue. A very large number of rel
1s2tives, friends, neighbOrs an lodge
members were present also relatives
relatives and friends from out of town
among whom were a nephew, Frank
Kerr, of Chicago, Mrs Al White and
daughter, Carmen, Madison, Miss Eli
srsen White, Madison, and Mr. and Mrs.
Walter Groth and daughter of Min
tera1 Point, Wis
The large number of beautiful flow
aars signified the high esteem in
which she was held. She was an act
ave member for many years Of the
Order of Eastern Star, also Mabel Re
Becca, the latter of which she had
been member for about twenty
: three years.
REV H. Harris of the First Conre-
rational church officiated and Mr..
and Mrs Stanley offered beautiful
1aymns among which was Face to
Face" a favorate hymn of the deceas-
ed II
Alice Mccullough came to Baraboo
at the age of fifteen years with her
parents, from Elmura, New York, and
has been a resident here since. She
was born at Beth New York, August
24,1852 and married Jacob c. Gollmar
En Sept. 1871, who passed away in May
1856. The oldest son, Claude H.
Goldman passed awey Nov. 2, 1909
@0ne daughter, Mrs. E. B. Hocum and
1wo other sons, Willis and Bert ser
vive, also four granddaughters, Mrs.
walter Schacht, Lucille Hocum, and
@fenevieve Gollmar, one grandson,
Ray Hocum, and one great granddaugh
ter, little Virginia Schacht, all of Bar
se7boo. Interment was made in the
Baraboo cemetery.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1923-11-22
WEDNESDAY
O q g . o o q . .

( @ q g . Q o q . .
Miss Josephine Matchett has arriv
ed from Pierceton, Indiana, to remain
several months with her siser, Mrs
H. E. Cole
The ev. c.. DIPPED of Emery, S. D.
is spending few days here with his
sons, The Drs. F. G.. and A. R. DIPPED
The visitor is a former North Freedom
pastor.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. " Waterman have
moved from Eighth street to the Gro
sinski home at 222 Seventh. avenue.
The new home of DR.. and Mrs. A.
r. DIPPED on Eighth street is well
under way.
Arnie Schroeder has taken the posi-,
ton of Earl Bennett as day clerk at
the Warren hotel Mr.. Bennett has
been clerk for a number of years
and it is understood that he expects
to go into the insurance business.
Thee Thimble club of the Presbyte-
rian church was entertained at the
home of, Mrs. F. McGirr, East street
Monday evening. Twenty-six members
and fifteen visitors were present and
a delightful social time was enjoyed
Refreshments were served.
Announcement has beeen received
by Baraboo friends of the birth Of a
doaughter to Mr. and Mrs. Fl. w. Field
of Rice Lake. Miss Field will be
Remembered as Miss Ruth Beech,
daughter of DR.. and Mrs. G. D. Beech
now Of Adams and formerly of Bara-
boo.
Mrs. Susan Davis, mother of Mrs.
H. c.. Schaefer of Baraboo, died at
her home in Spring Green last sight
after an illness with pneumonia. Mrs.
Davis was IS years of age and she is
survived by only one daughter Mrs.
Schaefer, who has been in Spring
Green the past week caring for her
mother. Funeral services will be held
on Friday.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1923-11-22
Observation-Disclosures

A pretty wedding was solemnized
at the parsonage of the Wesleyan
Methodist church of Walton with
Rev. May Markee officiating recent
~.
The bride was Miss Mary Landsing
or of Walton and the groom was Will
liam Plachetka also of Walton.