The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-10-31
New York Boys
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They Like to Help a Fellow Out
BY Don Ryan

MEM YORK. Oct Shut. really,
s,sS II take anothFr OF that
arapar,lla I'm never he able TO
rrie my story tomorrow, Just
rtyer. never. ho able 20.
Gooducss gracious. What's the
ahCrencef
Why, you All know that Il makes
, great deal OF difference When
came "a New York FOR a Vaca.
en-I promised 90 write a story
,rery day. You know that with me
promiso Is a promise,
And a story Is allow did YOU
ever come 80 make such a rash
ppmisef
Let me think. Darned II know.
on. YES. I remember now. Re
member that the editor CAM 20 me
the very morning l was leaving,
And he sald--he said-ot course
You'll flnd Il pretty hard. hating
on, new one every mornlng-on
tralns-ln hotels-in - well cvery'
where. you know.
But o. course. he said. OF course
YOU couldn't afford 20 miss a day.
It's astonishing how fast the public
torrc,s. SO I've been doing one
every day-evory hlessed. God,given
aay-and now--and now-I'n never
he able 20 do enc tomorrow. just
feel IL. know III never be able 20.
Then It's up to us boys TO help
on. isn't that splendid But hOw1
Aas. oh. howf
We'll. that is the question. How
But IL ought 10 be easy, It's al
vays easy for us New York boys 10
rst our columns out You see We
Rave an interlocking arrangement
Ike the directing board OF the Long
Island railway. Only not so rigid.
one OF US always manages TO
ret out his column. Then all the
e,hcrs have 10 do Is 20 clip Il and
add some smart crack. IL doesn't
even have TO be smart on Mondays.
Wednesdays and Fridays.
that's right Too many smart
craeka wouldn't be good for the
rader. There must be contrast. else
the reader couldn't judge whether
they were even smart or not, say
a smart crack twice a week. That's
plenty often CROUCH.
On. what Joy. A smart crack
enly twice a week. How wish
I had an easy life like that
Well. we boys viii help you out
al right. You're our guest. Wen
have 10 help you out. Won't we.
boys
on yes. Oh. goodness. yes! Give
him some more sarSaparilla.
Now boys. not another drop. l
iust can't stand IT, No more, now,
that's enough--not anoth-oh. Welt
There, He's quiescent now-poor
devil Strong looking but he Amt
used to the heady waters OF Man.
haitian Here. Get busy. Have
yOu all got your proof sheets with
your
All I have in the Herald for to-
BORROW Is a story bawling out the
Film Guild for trying to make an
artistic movie, You see. their orig.
nal intentions were admirable
enough. but they could not com.
nand the power to put them into
Effect. Furthermore. they ehose 10
addle their Professionalism was
The Scarscrow the most
magnificent box office title Of the
Puritan Passions" II was
Weighted down with that encum.
brance when 1t collapsed in the
Cameo theater yesterday.
However. Glen Hunter proves in
Puritan Passions" that he is By
10 means limited to the awkward
hoy type Of part; he assumes the
esstumes and airs Of an 18th cen
iErT courtier-a strange. inhuman
creature who has been brought in.
10 being by Old Nick himself
does it beautifully.
But outside OF him there isn't
much. In fact we invite all those
who have been ardent supporters Of
art III ia death struggle with COM