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SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-08-22

PRODA Sc dvourodinny diSn
ma Nzapadni LA. uI.. Billie Lo-
rain Ave-, dale jednorodinny
dim ma zap. 40. I'd. bhze Mem
phis. Ave. Haste sc u p. Ne
,uzil, 9715 Denison Ave. Tel.
Hemlock. 4219. 825
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-08-22
HUMOR
Maly sportsman = nedsle.

''Nestydis Sc, hosku, jiti ne
deli, v den pane, ma ryby?"
'.Prosfm, ia nejdu ma ryby,
|ja jdu jiz z nich."
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-08-22
z NAPADU PROFESORA
.HATLANINY.

Vyluka stavebniho delnictva
trvala jen tyden, ale v pdbou-
ravani cen uz Sc nepracuje
pres pdl roku.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-08-22

MENSl BYT pro novomanzele
as o dvou neb trech svetnicich,
Sc hled& v okolf Fleet neb
Broadway. 8-24
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-08-22

- TAX pan Zabloudil Sc pry
zas manzelkou rOZeSel.
- Ano! O cely pIl tonu
On hral ma piano a ona k tomu
zpivala :.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-08-22

trvala jen tyden, ale v pdbou.
ravani cen uz Sc nepracuje
pres pdl roku.
Pochopitelny omyl stal sc
administered jisteho prazskeho
dennfho listu. Zaradila nabid.
mutt k snatku do rubriky cob
chody".
Kdyby touha po vedeni uzi.
tecnem byla takova, jako pa
vedeni - co je v ktere domac-
nosti noveho - to bychom me-
Ii vedatorek!
Nemci zarucovali Sc, re me-
povedou 80 let zadnou valku
TIC by je ovsem nezavazovalo
prepadnout Francii hned z ja-
ra nebo ma podZim!
Kdyz cestou z oddavek po-
zoruji zenich a nevesta diva
ky, IDA Sc il, re vidi ma vsech
tvaiich zavist, "a jemu, re v;di
ma vsech tvarich utrpnost.
MGj boze, ami domyslit ne.
.chci, CO by bylo ma swete kri-
minalu, &dyby byly trestany
nevery aspon tax jako zprone.
very!
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-08-22

"a $500 NA DEACHWOOD
v Corlett. 5 svet. q koupelna
dole q podobn9 i1ahofe. Sklep,
diva fernesy, eIektlila !. skonky
ma pradlo. Toto jest prava Ia
'ce: $2500 hotove staci "a zby-
tex mozno splaceti m&Acne
STUPKA & RACEK REALTY
CO., 1868 Broadway. Telefon
Broad 2202 Union 764 ].
8-14
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05

wrinkles that form unless we know
how 10 prevent them. or remove
them. and II we arc worried We can
not be charming.
Smile 10 lift tho muscles Of the
face, that Is one OF the best exer-
ciEes TO use: frowning or worry al
lows these muscles TO droop and that,
above everything else. we must not
do.
There In nothing more attractive
than clean, healthy complexion
with perseverance, and patience
every woman can correct conditions
that make the skin look unhghtly.
II we win breathe properly. We
viii be doing much 10 keep our
bodies healthy and our faces in good
condition.
Which brings Us TO the subjec,
Of the pores and their relation 10 our
health. which win be treated In my
nsIt article.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05
Amy mail for mo todayY''

ANY mail for mo todsyY'
Nancy looked over The counter OF
the poatofqce window where people
came TO ask for their mail, but there
wnsn't anybody there.
30 she went on helping Nick and
Mr. Stamps. the fairy postmaster. 10
sort the letters and put them into
little letter bores with numbers on
them.
ANY mail for me today7''
This time Nick looked. But still
nobody was there.
That's queer he remarked. II
WIS sure heard somebody." Bye m
bye he went back 10 bis work.
ANY mali for me today1"
FOR goodness sakeF' cried Mr..
Stamps. who is II anyhow There
must be somebody there. I'll look
myself"
''Boof' said n voice suddenly and
everybody jumped
why. It's Mr. PIN PIN. the
Brownie man. cried Nancy with a
squeai OF delight. mo wonder we
couldn't soc him. he's 90 little. There
he Is. on the window sill"
Ar. PIN PIN walked right thru the
iron bars and sat down on an ink
bottle.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05

'HeiloI How's eysDbodyT' he
said with a CHEEKY smile. II came
20 see II anybody loves me well
enough or dlsllkes me un.weIl enough
20 send me a valentine"
Nick looked IN Mr.. PIN PINS box
and hauled out a square envelope.
ITS from Crookabone the
gnome," cried the Brownie-man In
giles. "oh. just wait TN read II 20
you. I'll bet It's dreadful He's 30
Jealous"
Magic mirror. tell me true.
Who's the greater Of US two.
bfr. PIN or Crookabone,
Brownie man or eIfish gnomsf
''Said the mirror. what you ask,
II for me an easy task.
PIN PIN doesn't know thing.
You. dear sir. are really king"
'Ha. har' laughed Mr.. PIN PIN.
What did tell your One thing I
know. | know that Crookabone
wasn't smart enough 10 write that
valentine. bet you he paid Jack
cut.up 8 cents for IL"
TO BE Continued
tCopyright 1898. by Seattle Star,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05
HOW YOU CAN HELP YOUR COMPLEXION
copNighL 1913 by NA Service

The very first thing that Ia oh.
served by the other person whom hi
looks at you Ia your face.
You AFRO other radiant or passive.
alive. keen, abort or negative.
You arc full Of vivacity. or listloss
Your eyes may bc tho windows Of
your soul, but you oan brighten those
wlndowh
Your hair, nose. mouth. chin and
your entire facc AFRO EXPRESSIONS OF
the caro- you take.
Your nose 10 oppressive OF tho way
you breathe. II In impossible "a
breathe deeply and have ANAL nos
tr'lr. II 10 Impossible 10 breathe
deeply and DO lacking In energy.
Your mouth should emit tho swcet-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05

ness that belongs 10 q beautiful
character, and your chin, too, should
DO strong so that we will have all the
fundamental principles OF charm bc-
fore we try TO correct tho defects Of
complexion.
II YOU arc too fat--and sometimes
this Ia an indication OF poor health
thcrc are very simple exercises that
you can tako and certain foods you
must 20 without, no that you can re-
ducc.
II YOU arc little undorweight.-
you should ont tho foods that tho
fat person is not allowed and also
exercise. Thus you can Increase
your weight.
We arc worried about little
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05
BUILD GARAGE
ON OLD SITE

Tho wreck Of the old grand opera
house. on Cherry st.. between Second
and Third ayes. will be removed
and four.story garage building
erected on tho site, II was announced
Monday The ground, together with
that occupied by the ~. Charles no.
tol. Third ave. and Cherry st., was
purchased by Victor EfcndahI OF tho
Port Blnkely mill for $4,000.
Tho old opcrn house was erected In
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05
End Session on
River Fishing

Commercial fishins In the Column.
bia river above the mouth Of the
Deschutos river and stringent r~guia.
ton OF commercial fishing tho On.
tiro length OF tho siream we're recon-
mendod by tho joint fisheries com
mittees OF Oregon and Washington
at their meeting here Saturday.
Washington viii enact an alien
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05
Gain in Sailing
Of Vessels Here

Large gains In sa ilings Of all .ynos
or vcssels from Scattlo are shown nv
tho ports 1879 figures, as compared
with 1921, A huge gain IA recorded
IN wheat handling. the 1899 figuroe
showing 1911 per cent increase over
1921.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05

law similar 20 The Oregon law and
whip seines and trammrl nets win be
abolished II the recommendations OF
the committees are passed by the re-
spective legislatures.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05
CLINTON @. BENNETT and Elsie

b. Cox were to be tho principal
speakers at the weekly luncheon Of
tho Seattle Lions club Monday noon.
The Kindergarten orchestra, from
Hawthorne school, was 10 play.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05
To the lariat, Portland, Ore.

Dear T'0gng have been reading the first your
pefiodca IKE a. You
literature viewpoint etnphaslzne
weston standards Western Good note you begin by
ng robust crack unhealthy degenerate tendencies
uo East " showing Hit EN- again. CHIEF SEATTLE.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05
To Judge Dalton

our Honor read that you installed
IN clerk OF your court This example
great deal less Judge public Admiration
am sure The probably years why
NOT let nor ht job elsewhere and put
hoses WORK N mat poaionf Think II CHIEF SEATTLE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05
To the Metropolitan Theater

eAr Net Thank bringing another appear
ance Isn't often that gives shivey thri
OF enjoyment that this one does. CHIEF SEATTLE.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05
To Seattle Tongue Twisters

Dear Iusk@oru You surely 10 the
orasueIwer editor OF Tho star
ms pamc and wittharpener the
p't~os- CHIEF SEATTLE.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05
To the Eagles

-own AZ ono lodge 10 another congratulations
e1skln on
ing Your temple win be will
mako wo9deserved homo Tor SEATTLE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05


MEET with Girl Scout leaders l. a
the will
run their organiEation Poetic justice. don't thInk7
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05
To a Certain Head Waiter in Seattle Hotel

Dear Booze Bandit, suspected niquty
saapied friends OF Scotch
1t wasn't until the ds,ilcry
wss Of forged Scotch whisky labels
Euaricion verified Genuine
hope they got too Yours vindicvcy
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05
To Seattle Girl Athletes

Girls Indiana oibcuon. Chicago artist, says athletics
spoil womh beauty She talking
hasn't scuoa girl athletes. CHIEF SEATTLE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05
To the Dahlia Society and Other Garden Club.

D~ar Peoples Sec wherc holding noe
show. I'm always glad grow Il
wtnfrrtmt CHIEF SEATTLE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05
zeI;S rem
R0CHIEF CEAT TIE
o Manager McCurdy, Metropolitan Theater

Dear BIN For tho love OF Bach Mozart that back
drop which you displayed
boast on II s B please please hire some Of seattje ar
70 cash on every time
see IT, write Bli more In IN anger
CHIEF SEATTLE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05

Ikeverd soons awmfls So day for as little
hecornplahmut
much a. l0comohuea Shame you CHIEF sEATTLE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05
To the Bon Marche

sfg sor hear another Pacific Northwest
Prsuet show Fne The last think
ana talk land sell Products sooner win
Seattle oudlanee San Francisco and Los Angeles
SEATTLE.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05

1900. since the fire 10 years ago
the building has been mere shell
a. tho interior was completely gutted
by, flames.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05
To Charles Edward Allen, Assistant District Counsel
for the United States Shipping Board Emergency

D@ar cunsl Goodness long I you're
back tn sae for few days. and -weieoma
I
forget old friends. either. Luck you.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05
To the Seattle Mountaineers

Dear se Your criticism
national parks will with
visited Rainier and other parks More
effort TO remedy tho CHIEF SEATTLE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05

OFFICERS WILL be elected Mt
the meeting Of the newly organized
Endolync Improvement club Monday
evening, at the homo Of J. w. Dando,
on l7th ave. 8. w.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05
To Chief Severyns

comrade hear that going 10 machines
or the city That's move 4nonc never did any.
body good. excepting no max CHIEF SEATTLE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05
To the Senator's and Representatives

Dear legislators Lead valley expense
but deliver US from taxation. CHIEF SEATTLE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05
To the Boy Scout "City officials"

Dear Fellows introduced
chamber Saturday when
ment for day. III all councilmen Boy
Scout oath you lads suggested finer
eleanor city hope SEATTLE.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05
To Dry Sleuth r. A. Hazeltine

Law Enforcer
leaving Seattle Saturday take
and Nov Jersey That tho prohibition
police r,h than by the federal
at tines but II h not often that
own Job to advance the public welfare
field CHIEF sEATTr.E
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05
To the Fourth Chruch Of Christ Scienti.t

Dear Peoples CONCENTRATIONS tho splendid edfice VI
ing at Eighth and Seneca ~. great undertake
much to tho architectural beauty OF Seattle CHIEF
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05

exactly as pictured, 54-in., eft.
extension. Jacobean oak, solid
mahogany or walnut top dining
table. William and Mary period.
Special for this sale.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05
$685.
pie values:
DINING TABLES
regular price Ss.lS

regular sale
price price
dining table 45 In Combination
walnut. William and Mary period. ...s AZ S3375
dining table 40 in. Combination
walnut. Queen Anne period. $500. CO. 3075
dining table. 81 in. Combination
walnut. William and Mary period. -. $3.50 1915
dining table 81 in. Combination
mahogany. Queen Anne period. 62.50 1875
dining table. 81 in. Combination
walnut. William and Mary period -. 62- 4475
dining table. 81 in. Jacobean oak
William and Mary period. ..-.... TO 47s5
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05

buffet. Combination walnut Length
80 In William and Mary period. IS 55- $50.
buffet. Combination walnut. Length
80 in. Queen Anne period. ........ TO 81.
buffet. Jacobean oak Length so in.
William and Mary period ......... 102.50 &c.
buffet Combination walnut Length
81 in. Queen Anne period. ... 95- 81.
buffet. Combination walnut. Length
so in. Queen Anne period. ... no. &c.
buffet. Combination walnut Length
so in. Queen Anne period. .... 105- 70
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05

Dear Caric Didn't feel quite Saturday
addressed the King
be the Inst place In the state to look republican
CHIEF SEATTLE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05
a most unusual buffet value

-45-in. top, walnut finish. Plate
glass mirror. Queen Anne or
William and Mary period. One
large and two small drawers.
Special for this sale.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-05
To the Management of the Eitel Building

Dear Sir Noxt time you have mshnp in your build
another occurs-wouidnr II be better plan
promptly and give all the facts rather 70 try TO sup
arouse the suspicion OF tho public think IT would
CHIEF &
The Washington times., 1923-05-21
DON'T.

Play a mouth organ at ia. m.
in an endeavor to make YOUR
shores Harmonious You may an.
noy' your husband or cause, baby
to want to rise and dance, witch
isn't healthy Tor" the people dos+n
afstra ( ." >l '8E'r.
Worry if your favotits hoot.
logger is arrested and his books
contiscated. Even though your
name may be *pubiishee. 1T is
nothing TO worry ab6ut. In fact,
It is acceptsd proof nevaAays
that you are attluent' and wise
guy. ~
The Washington times., 1923-05-21
CIVIL WAR VETERANS
r cEUB HAS oNl.Y,4 NOW

ST, PAUL. Mimi. Mas 2t.ronly
sot&p fanaoue; Last Manss sEfnh.
whose. president. Adam Marty. OF
BIT. Paul: has died.
They are the last SOD, thirty pur
merabsrs OF b Company. Fiyst
Minnesota Infantry OF, cixtl war
days. who met at stfllWafer. Mimi.
on June. al. 1855. orEani1sd TN club
and were given q bottle .of srtnaS.
It was agreed that the last Ttspf
Der, Of the organization Ehoum
drink It 40 G5.toast TO tfeSefo
had died. on. July SAL each ye3Ae.
the Last Mans Club rnests ;at
saltwater. the bottle. Of wire q
brought out from 4 bank sH5eQesit
box :. and placed on tine shAAquSt
table. - .-s-=-t-s
The Washington times., 1923-05-21
GERMANY CANNOT PAY .
SAYS REIcEisTAo aMEMeEf

NEW. York. May .2t,-y<zsErnany
desires 60 pay the rsNafAtto9aa IN
deuAnitY. but II faetpE~1an imRok
sshle ,ttaska owing to the al1Ttk
down OF, her Industries, !. Frau eR
wif pranSfSld.r rnerber A t
a%lchsta1. said I at. IA naSettng 70
id suffering people Ia sntrai
Europe. s. 1n L.
Esau Helene Weber, nsembeF &C
, hi Prussian Diet ard q the Tis1.ts-
.-ry. 81. ;Sslfars, aseeSsd , ~ Fl,
the world Il to BE snaaAcir4sSs.g9 9 .ep
pAsee. 0esafny mast NOT. d!s y:
The Washington times., 1923-05-21
pALLHEHRERs ASK Hep.
:. ON 900 POUND : COFFIN

RRINsLEY. Ont. May sf.-NiST
loaTlbearars were not enough toicESEy
tl1s~' boIiy'snf the late Jphn sEesE!4a.,
whose funeral took place the .qthsr
day, ard they had to BE Nasstatsa.
Lewis, who was GeYenty. seysn yAefe
Sid ard a swell.Sn0Nn resident,
weighed 400 pounds. &C.,.
"A special caaket, had to BE- Eaanq'
featured in London. It wAsfs 49,
ssrf8 without the BODY sWaigaed 800
neInds: SInatead of q meteor hearaA
Z sturdy = wagon drawn, BY "a AteG1h
was used. - r.
The Washington times., 1923-05-21
GOATGRABBE

The goof who tells you how
bad you look whent you're trying
to convince Yourself you're not
sick.
The. sour wren who says" she
can't see how some pretty girls
get all the men to flock after
them when they're really such
brainless creatures.
The bali player who always
thinks the Umpire Is wrong when
he calls him out On a third strike.
~" IT -.
The boob who insists on com
Tnenting on the heat even though
YOU change the subject to the
tariff On wool. To- ~
a. Z - &.sG- ..-.s-c s>"
The simpieton who stops's to
lool; skyward' at nothing at all
just to see If he can attract a
large crowd to do likewiEe.
- - 10
The female dance hednd who
never misses a dance, but, who,
when her mother asks Eer:to run
down to the grocer ksa ~: :, "Oh,
gee, Pm tired 80: 3 -.
- e 10y s,Eus%5
The conductor who calls out
the names of the streets; As.If he
had a 'mouthft1l Of hot potato.
The Washington times., 1923-05-21
NEWS I.AFF

Epsntlh polEceman are nv
wearing Gratis 81. mall. tlat tn
is no other evidence that TIE IL
llapitants, are returniDg to the
days OF chaNafrs. 49,
relic Of the fourth .c ~.
has bsen found in c e.
Probably 1t was IAN honest scoai
dsaier. ..a
Doctor says that walking il shs
best way. to keep healthy. BIT
there are times in. every nfSi1sa
life whens hiss secd healths dspsnds
on how fast he can run.
I, Ireland he's new postaase sta s
Those boys never win stop ltek-
ins for something to lick
European ssavant says that the
earth will sseon 50. mp IN sn1eiss.
Maybe this isa why our hrpthsks
sacrcss athe pond have bss1 j.
cagsy abeat spaytnst their aesss;
out IN 81! Louis aso-rSGsd
bank president wants to sssa
lecture on the pertis or INN aSn.
It was very unland 81 tisA
ssvsntysninth n4iliionai - sltc
committed suicide last yer 70
leave us ! so suddenly. Several
chorus girls hsd everything. ready
to start brsachs Of promise .ssllts
against them. ~
California boctletger used i i
monkey al his assisttsizist TFs ani-
nal was sfsapfuirsd by the ppllas
but refused to give any ihlorislz-
tiSn. sa7
The Washington times., 1923-05-21

Auto got stuac kn>down / by
Browns oR place sat'dAy.@ Deke:
sprout get five dollars for hauiin'
it out. But the collecttn' plate
got only a nickel from him lest
the ssaIne1y7 '1r' rar =.
The Washington times., 1923-05-21

'Readin' Circle over to the Cor
: -r1srs @isr into a. fearful row. It's
alb bout some new Book. Part
OF sern e considefs IT great and
Others ssss the blue laws ought
TO be put onto it immediate.
The Washington times., 1923-05-21
UNCLE EZRA.
OBSERVES .
By La Monte TWaldrora.

Iii = =
SEE that Josh; Spriggtns is
gfttfn$ letters 81, how 'to be,
- come a millionaire quicker
II I seat il hen only buy oil
stocks. But it amt hone or my
"Hi,sinsss 1850 f@|
~ - @s, ~
Fire broke out over in T'oppfns'
Woods Thursday Amt BEN so
much Excitement in these here
parts sence, the, arlnystfce.
49, s.''s.- g. ~ 49, So. *
=: If Ix owend Browns stonicat
I'd begin to train HIN fOrg the
village choir. AS solist he'd
be hardrtoi beat; -
Spring fever. has broke out
amidst the crowd what hangs
round down to Bosgs' grocery.
They jest set 'reuhd without
sayin'. much Of 'nothin'. ! VI -
Judgin' from what, T., see in
sproggs' shoe emporium most
'ev'ry, woman thinks she's d.
rsg'1ar Cindereliy. ~
Mother Natures bsginnein' to
broadcast, 3ag'in with her robins
an song sparrers an sfchlike.
For rats you bait4.a trap with
cheese For men your lchay use
"a lot, of slick Swcrds.-~s1 An s;ycu,ll
. sit lem saI4ariEhts., :e So
4, i - r.,
Aunt Marthy Ann says she'd
like to. wear silk stockin's If she
wasn't afraid shed git talked
about, a whole lot. 80
Near as | can fisger.: plenty
of fellers is goin'' through lite
with their foot on the sexiiitator
an no brakes At All, -
Looks to me, iikeathe high cost
Of Twin was comm to be a per-
nn'fent Institution.
- 4
/ see some woman sicologast
( says as how her way of Dealing
with young sean1ps is better n
= spankin' Well. she's got to- adj
init spankin made a. whole. lot
of EN- behave before it went
plumb out of fashion. n
~
Fur as l kin tell. a hull lot of
folks down to, the city ID hay
seeds lest the same, They're all
dressed UP, that's ALL.
rye often wondered what kind
of 4 lookin' angel Deks Spring
gins would make, He's always
Fl! sinEin nth thai he wants tobs pRs.'
: Juylet JinKs has got one one of
them there fancy red urabseiIers
with z dandy handle onto it.
Nov ghe wants II TO rain, ...r.
E7fy tine George spFssrgins
comes up otit OF his cellar he
looks round anxious Ifkea to See
II Mr.. volsteAd is on the horlzert
- Be-
Lots OF family tresso1 know OF.
would make pritty poor fireweod.
49, %s"%
-Readin' Circle over to the Cor
: -l1ers iSr into a. fearful row. It's
alb bout some new Book. Part
OF sern e considefs IT great and
Others ssss the blue laws ought
TO be put onto it immediate.
st ~. * }s.-.---,4 ss';t h,
:, Auto got, stusc kH>down. 1 by
Browns OF place sat dAy. Beke,
Sprout got five dollars for hauiin'
it out. But the collecttn' plate
got only a nickel from him lest
-.
The Washington times., 1923-05-21

Some peonie write poetry su4th-
out ~ effort. which is saege lisa
can y said Of those who tr 20
read 1T.
The Washington times., 1923-05-21

Following His Fpctstef
G"po you think he takes qttsr
his dad?'' ~
''YesLin, fact. YOU might ssayi ne
ztE7aEs latter htfn..'"' : !:
The Washington times., 1923-05-21

Lots OF family tress@1 know OF.
would make pritty poor fireweod
The Washington times., 1923-05-21

ThiIe YOU derit sssich
thugs sfforn cur modal syoiiiisag %
rhsa, most nl,odsf kifAs 50 sky
iarixing IN the, eabaFets nightly:
The Washington times., 1923-05-21

EVfy tine George spfsEEins
comes up oft Of his cellar she
looks round anxious Iflkea to See
II Mr.. volsteAd is on the horizon.
The Washington times., 1923-05-21

!. Ireland has new postage sta s4sp.
Those boys never win stop lsslx-
Ing for something, to tick
The Washington times., 1923-05-21

The conductor who calls out
the names of the streets. as If he
had 'mouthful, of hot potato.
The Washington times., 1923-05-21

? 8 Mother Natures bsginnin' to
broadcast, sag'in with her robins
an song sparrers an sichiike.
The Washington times., 1923-05-21

Near as can fisger., plenty
Of fellers is soin'. through lite
with their foot on the exllitator
an no brakes at all,