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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15
FRANK +, Southland TO ENTER PRIMARIES
FOR COUNTY ATTORNEySHIP OF KENNEBEC

charge of the trial work as judge
advocate in the various courts mar
tial established by the United States
forces. After staying in Germany
some time, he went to the University
of Paris, where he attended Law
school and returned to his home.
after having been in the service for
more than two years.
Mr.. Southland has always been a
Republican and active in his party.
Since 1914 he has been asked many
times to participate in the campaign
and has made speeches in many
towns and cities in the State. He
has been commander of the James
Fitzgerald Post, The American Le-
gion, and served several years on
the State executive committee, in
fact he was chairman of the COM
mittee that drew up the constitu-
ton and bylaws used by the State
department.
His friends feel that with his legal
experience and training that he
would make an excellent county at
torney and wish him success in the
primaries. 1t is understood that at
present there are two other Candi-
dates in the field, Ralph w. Farris
of Augusta and l.. f. Peacock of
WaterVille.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15

mother. Mrs. Leon Pomerleau, three
brothers, Louis, Esdras and Joseph,
and two sisters, Mrs. Yvonne BROOKS
and Mrs. Mary Roderick. Mr.. Pom
erleau was a tailor by trade and was
well known in his business way and
all his patrons and neighbors and
friends highly respect him.
Funeral services will be conducted
from the st. Francis de Sales church
in Waterville Monday morning. In
terment will be in Pine Grove Gene
terry.
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Balentine and
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Withee were
recent callers in Skowhegan, where
they attended the fair.
Miss Ruby Schumann, who is tea
ching at Winslow High school, IS
staying at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
w. l.. Mansfield.
The Lithgow Club will resume their
meetings after a summers vacation
the first meeting to be held Oct. 10Th,
the place to be announced later.
There will be a special town meet
ing next Saturday afternoon, sep
temmber 22nd. at two o'clock at the
Winslow town hall. 1t is urgent that
everyone be present as the question
to come up IS that of what is TO ne
done about the transportation OF hlgii
school scholars, and will be of much
interest to everyone and the ques-
ton should have the consideration OF
all interested in town affairs
Aldric Cormier OF Bay Street has
accepted a position as insurance
agent for the Prudential Insurance
COMPANY of WaterVille.
Services at thet Winslow Congre-
gational Church for Sunday. Sept.
18th will be as follows: Regular
morning worship at ren-thirty.
Sunday school at 11:45 to which
all are cordially invited to remain.
Christian Endeavor meeting at
seven o'clock in the evening IN the
church parlors. Subject How 10
apply religion to manners" Leader,
Mrs. Daniel Wing.
Word was received from Charles
Wilson that he is located at Spring
field, Massachusetts for while
where he and three other men have
charge of the Ford Motor Companys
exhibit at the New England Fair.
Mr. and Mrs. Charles A. keene OF
New York have been the guests or
Mr.. and Mrs. +. w. Allen of Clinton
Avenue.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15
LlTCHFIELD

There will be a lawn party at the
nome of Mrs. Mary Weston in Stew
ehtoWn, Saturday evening, Sept. I5.
A general invitation is extended to
everybody.
Mrs. Robert Smith and Mrs. Jose
prime Trafton of West Gardiner was
the guest of friends and neighbors in
Steventown, Tuesday.
Mrs. Lovena Newell was the guest
OF her aunt, Mrs. Charles Dodge in
Gardiner, Wednesday.
Mrs. Ernest Wiles is reported on
the sick list.
Eugene Purinton is transporting
the pupils from Steventown and the
Pond road to the Waterman school.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15
GRANGE FAIR
DATE CHANGED

Through a misunderstanding the
Winslow correspondent stated in
Yesterdays paper that the annual
Winslow Grange Fair would be held
Sept. 18th However. this date has
been changed to September 10Th IN
order not to conflict with the Benton
Grange Fair The committees Tor
the various departments on eNhl3l-
ton are as follows:
General committee. w. II. Pollard,
Mrs. W. II. Pollard and f. +. Smith;
Flowers. Mrs. Arthur Reynolds. Mrs
Susan Cushman and Mrs. A. II. r..
Buffam: Hall, J. O. Peck, Mrs. J. ..
Peck; Baby Show. Mrs. K. II. Weeks.
Mrs. Alfred LeClair. Mrs. w. NJ.
Tobey; Boys and Girls Club, Mrs.
Il. G.. Hooper. Mrs. p. c. Jakins, p:
c. Jallins: Milk, butter, cheese and
eggs Mrs. {. NJ Chapman, Mrs. II.
S. Howard. Mrs. Harry Britton;
Bread and Pastry. Mrs. II. T. Norton
Mrs W. G. Reynolds, Mrs. Minnie
Garland: Fancy Work, Mrs. Joseph
nolds; Paintings and Hand painted
china, Mrs. G.. s. Getchell. Mrs. Geo.
A. Paine. Mrs II. W. Hodges; An
tiquos, Mrs. r. S. Thompson, Mrs.
Frank Wilson: Outdoor Sports. Will
liam L. Mansfield: Dance, r: :.
Horne. Joseph Eaton, Alfred LeClair;
Canned goods and jelly, Sadie +.
Morrow, Mrs W. s. Laughton, Mrs.
4. s. Wood; Poultry, A. II. f: But
fun Edwin Wilson, y. :. Ward:
Dinner. Mrs. c. II. Marcia. Mrs. Chas.
Pendergast, Mrs. W. w. Jackins;
Candy. Louise Richards, Marjorie
REYNOLDS and Eva Higgins; Ice
Cream. Mrs. Albert Chamberlain. Al
vim Matheson. Amanda Weed. Don
aid MathesOn: Vegetables, .. {. Key
nolds. \. :. Rhoades, II: w. Hodges
Grams and Seeds, c. NJ, Chapman,
a. :. Getchcll. A. :. Reynolds; Fruit.
Il. q. Jones. r. l.. Mcrrick. T. ;.
THOMPSON: Sale table. Mrs. Q. G.
REYNOLDS. Mrs. c. c. White. and Mrs
c. w. Wilson: School. Mrs. Maude
Mason. Mrs. Nancy smith and Flor
cnrn HONdCn.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15
MT. VERNON

The many friends of Mrs. Edna Car
son will he sorry to learn or her Serl-
Gus illness at tho home of her daugh-
ter. Mrs. Rudolf Anderson, at Liver
more Fails. Mrs. Carson was operated
upon for appendicitis "Wednesday
morning and is in serious condltlon.
Mrs Carleton Turner returned from
Boston Wednesday with little carolyn.
who has been under treatment at the
Peter Bent Brigham hospital Tor tu-
NOR on the brain. She is somewhat
improved but the gain has not been as
much as was hoped for
!. w. Allen and a. q. Whittier at
tended the convention of telephone
heads at Augusta Tuesday.
Harry Robinson is taking two
weeks vacation from his duties as
trouble man for the telephone COM
pany.
y. A. CIough has sold his horse.
Mr.. and Mrs J. W. Ycaton from
Massachusetts. who have been the
guests Of Mrs. Yeaton's parents. Mr..
and Mrs. w. w. Wcisor. have returned
TO their homo accompanied by her sis
ter Mrs Mary A. WciSer. who viii
pass the winter with her sister, Mrs.
J. w. Yeaton.
Mr. and Mrs. Leo X Andrews and
son Roger ana MI anu NILE. Nrtpt Sc L E
Andrews. all of Augusta, were Sunday
visitors of Mrs. Andrews mother, Mrs.
NJ. A. Kelley.
Mr.. and Mrs. George NJ. Fellows and
Mrs. Fellows parents from New Hamp-
shire were Sunday callers on friends
in Mt. Vernon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Leon Watson were
Sunday callers on friends and old
This cold summer has made the
sweet corn very backward.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harley of Rome are
moving to Boston.
Mr.. Higgins two sisters, Ethel and
Marjorie. from Madison are visiting
at the Higgins home for week or
two.
Mr.. Perkins and Mr.. Higgins are
on tho narrows road which is
being finished this fall.
The Gables closed for the winter and
Mr.. and Mrs. Mitchell went to Boston
Wednesday. Mrs. Mitchell il much
improved in health.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15

The many friends of Frank f..
Southland of Augusta will be pleased
to learn that he has decided to enter
the primaries for the Office of coun-
ty attorney of kennebec county. Mr..
Southland was born in Augusta and
attended school here before moving
to Auburn. He is a member of the
firm of Mclean, Fogg and Southland
and has served as city clerk and
member of the common council in
the city government.
At the entrance of the United
States into the World war, Frank
Southard. with several other young
men. was instrumental in raising IL
battery of field artillery and later
went across as a first lieutenant in
the 56th Pioneer Infantry. He was
in the Meuse Argonne offensive, later
with the Army of Occupation in
Coblentz, Germany. where he had
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15

turning by way of Mechanic Falls.
Fine roads were found all the way
and the day was one Of pleasure to
all the party. While in South Paris
they were shown through a wood
working factory, where the ma
chinery is wonderful in rapidity and
skill.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. r. Steward and
Mrs. {: a. Hutchinson were in VIM
throp Tuesday, on business.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15
Arcadius PomerIeau

The many friends in Winslow and
Waterville of Arcadius Pomexleau of
Bay street We're greatly saddened to
learn of his death which occurred at
his home Friday morning after long
and severe illness. Mr.. Pomerleau
has been great sufferer for some
Years, but his health had been better
for a time. but during the last two
weeks complications arose that has
tened his death.
Eva Pomerleau and five children, his
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15
Legion Post to Resume Meetings

The James Fitzgerald Post No. 2,
American Legion will hold its first
meeting after the summer recess,
Monday, September 18th, at the Lee
gion Hall at 7.45 p. m.
A business meeting. lunch and
Musical are on the program for the
evening. All Legion men in the city
who are members of other Posts are
cordially invited to attend.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15
AUGUSTA LOCALS
THEATRE ATTRACTIONS

Colonial-Thursday. Friday and
Saturday. pola Nesri and Jack Holt
in The Cheat" James Aubrey in
THE Backyard" Snapshots" kin
ograms" and Fables"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15

Mr. and Mrs. A. J. Pelletier have
returned to their home in Portland
after a tour through Canada. They
also visited in Augusta and White
field.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15
Attractions at the Opera House

AttractIors at the Opera House
Friday and Saturday. Colleen
Moore in "Thc Wall Flower" Second
feature, Zane Grey's perturbation
when Romance Rides" Ruth Ro-
land in THE Haunted Valley and
"rathe News"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15
wJZ-Broadcast Central
80 West 42nd Street, N. Y. CITY
ass Meters, ego Kilocycles

400 T. VI. Concert by Fannie
SchmcrtZlcr. soprano.
). iJ =. NJ. Closing reports of the \,
y. State Dept of Farms and Mar
$50 p. NJ. Farm and Home reports.
5.55 T. NJ BraGstreet's financial and
business reports.
600 l.. NJ. Closing quotations OF the
New York Stock Exchange
COS u. NJ Uncle Wiggily Stories" by
Howard CARTS.
$50 y. NJ. Final baseball scores, Ma
tioral and American Leagues.
7.35 L. NJ. Recital by Helen Parker
soprano, and Marguerite Baltic
pianist.
1.i5 =. NJ. Harper Brothers Literary
Minutes
500 p. N. Recital by Helen Parker
soprano, and Marguerite Baltic
pianist.
SIS =. NJ. Lafaycttc Male Quartet:
$40 /. NJ Dancing" talk by Ted
Shawn and Ruth St. Denis. WorlC
.. famous dancers and instructors.
900 =. NJ. Concert by the Lafayette
Male Quartet.
91J L. NJ. Zelda Sears. journalist. act
ress and playwright will speak on
THE Great American slogan.
$50 y. NJ. Concert by the Lafayette
Male Quartet.
945 p NJ Recital by Albert kcrstcin
ToliniSt.
1875 =. NJ Time signals and woa'heI
forecast rctransInitted from the
government station NAA at Arr
ingtON
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15

Bertrand Smith. United States
game warden, was n visitor in this
city Friday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15

DR.. S. II. kasan leaves today with
Mrs. Kagan for a weeks visit in
Boston. where he will attend medical
clinics
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15

Miss Edna Hayes of Chelsea, form
erly employed at the office of the
Central Maine Power company at
Augusta will leave next Monday to
take UP her studies in the New Eng
land conservatory of music at Boston.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15

Charles w. Morse of Bath was
visitor in Augusta, Friday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15

Big dance tonight, Windsor town
hail. Forrest G. Smith and his Or
chestra. july21sat,tf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15
WJE-BroadcaSt Central
So Wes1 4cnd Street. N. z. City
dsE nTaxa-,e 661 Ki1OcVCleS
WJY-Broadca5t Central
80 West 42nd Street. N. Z. City
4O5 Meters, TAO KilocycleS

. 30 p. NJ. Afternoon chapel service by
the Roy. Henry Hugh Proctor pas
tor of the Nazarcnt Congregation
al church of Brooklyn.
AIS l.. NJ Hymns sung by ficdWig
Browde. meZzo-Soprano. and Mil
ton !. Crosa. tenor tannounccr
AJN). :,
GOO p. NJ. Bubble Book stores by
Ralnh MaNheW.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15
James Henderson

The community was gretly shocked
and saddened and are turning their
sympathy toward Mr.. and Mrs. Rob
ert Henderson of Monhegan street.
Winslow upon learning of the death
of their son, James Henderson which
occurred at the Sisters Hospital
Thursday evening. at the age of elev-
en- years. The boy was n we'll liked,
sunny dispositioned little fellow. and
his many playmates and friends will
greatly mourn his death. Funeral
arrangements have not as yet been
announced
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15
Birthday Surprise PARTY

SOETH-The surprise party given
at the home of G. A. Hutchinson. on
Saturday evening. Sept. 8, in honor of
the birthday anniversary of Mr.. Leon
Prince, who with his wife was
spending the week end there, was a
very happy occasion.
The refreshments served from a
prettily decorated table consisted of
ice cream, cake, fancy cookies and
fruit, while a beautifully iced cake
with the requisite number of candles
occupied the place of honor. Mr..
Prince received many pretty and
useful gifts as well as the good
wishes of all present
Mr.. and Mrs. George Henderson,
who have been some time at the
home of Mr.. George r. Steward, left
Monday morning for Portland, where
they will make a short stay before
returning to their home in Mas
sachusetts.
Mr.. and Mrs o. T.. Dunn and Mr..
and Mrs. J.. l.. Johnson and daugh-
ter Maybelle, enjoyed a short stay
in South Paris on Monday, Sept 10,
where they were entertained at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. c. W.SWright.
The trip was made by auto through
the courtesy of Mr. Dunn. going by
way of HebrorN Academy, and re-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15

Mr.. and Mrs. Graham Thompson
have returned to their home in Da
tona, Florida. after passing few
weeks vacation at the home of rela-
tives in town.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fremont Huff and
sons. Albert and Harold are moving
from their house on Lithgow street
to a rent on Benton avenue.
A. T.. Avery of Boston is visiting
relatives in town for few days.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Patterson and
family. who for some time past have
made their home on the River road
are moving to Fairfield
Neil Capen Of FoXboro. Mass. is
visiting at the home of Mr. and Mrs.
Joseph Eaton of Lithgow street.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15
Radio
Programs
TODAY, SEPT. Is, 1923

TODAY, SEPT. Is, 1923
Neutrality-suspicious. Electric. East
Pittsburgh, Pa. $40 KIocycles,
Frequency
Eastern Standard Time
500 p. NJ. Baseball scores.
5.15 P. NJ. Dinner concert by the
Westinghouse Band under the di-
rection of T. J. Vastine.
600 p. NJ. Baseball scores.
$50 p. NJ. bringing the World to
America" prepared by Our
SIS ?. N. The children's period
700 P NJ. Baseball scores.
7.O5 P NJ Humor from Judge"
7.20 p NJ. Concert by the Westing
house Band under the direction Of
r. ]. Nastine. assisted by Charles
Wilbur Foden, baritone.
900 r. NJ. Baseball scores.
9.55 p. NJ Arlington time signals
wBz 3 800 Kilocycles, Frequency,
westinghouse Electric, Springfield,
Mass.
1887 Meters-wave Lengthy
Daylight Saving Tirle
60 OP. NJ. Baseball scores of the
Eastern. American and National
Dinner concert by the Hotel Kim
ball Trio under the direction of
Jan Geerts direct from the Ho-
tel Kimbal dining room.
GO T. NJ. bedtime story for the chill
dren.
bringing the World TO America.
prepared by Our World magazine.
This Weeks Judge"
200 T. NJ. Concert by Miss Kathryn
Graveline, pianist; Mrs. Carrie r.
Goodell, soprano; Mrs. Robert L.
Case. accOmpaniSt.
500 L. NJ. Baseball scores.
Bedtime story for grown-ups by
Arir.. In
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15
LOCAL NOTICE

RDance at French's Corner. West
rdiner, Saturday evening, Sept
9TH. scpt13d3t
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15

Home cooked doughnuts and
Wards bread and cakes at Cony &
Fowles. 21O Water st. sept15d1t
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15
SUNDAY, SEPT. Is, 1928
KDKA-Westingho Electric, East
Pittsburgh, Pa, $40 Klocycles,
Frequency

Pittsburgh, Pa., SzU hAo'SeASS'
Frequency
326 Meters-Wave Length
Eastern Standard Time
1.45 =. ". Concert.
3.45 T. NJ. Vosper services of the
Shady side Presbyterian church.
sermon by Dr.. Hugh Thomson
Kerr. minister.
700 f. NJ. Services of the calvary
Episcopal church. Pittsburg. pa,
Sermon by Rev. Edwin J. Van FL
ten. minister.
KYw-s7o Kiiocycles, Frequency,
Westinghouse, Chicago, Ill.
(545 Ne5ers-Wave Length
Central Standard Time
1000 A. NJ Sunday morning service
broadcast from st; Chry session.
Episcopal church. 1924 North Dear
born Park way, Chicago. RcV. Nor
man J. Hutton. rector.
: 90 to 500 L. NJ. Classical and semi
classical selections broadcast IRON
the SiSSon Hotel dining room. J"rd
and Lake Michigan. Chicago. by
the SESSION Trio: y. J.. ShYman.
pianist. Thco Ratzer. cello Geors'
Bass. violinst.
WJE-Broadcast Central
SO wes1 4cnd Street. N. z. City
ass Meters, 66o Eilocycles
500 =. NJ THE Annalists Talk for
business Men" by the Annalist of
the New York Times.
SIS u. NJ. Recital by Doroda Helmuth.
Coloratura soprano.
900 l.. NJ. Recital by Doroda Helmuth'
coloratura soprano" ,o.or
Wolfe. celebrated baritone, and
Dora Gutentag. pianist.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15

Mr.. Archambcau of Portland will
conduct dancing classes in Union
hail commencing Monday, October
%. Some of the new dances which
he will teach are the Italian waltz.
cameo fox trot, and Parisienne tango.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-09-15

This seems TO be Freak week at the
Journal office and the Freak editor
is kept busy. Friday morning two
freaks We're left at the office by Mrs.
NJ. w. Keeler. One was a triple to-
mato growing from one stem. 1t was
grown by Mrs. Henry Nichols. The
other, a double dahlia, came from the
garden OF Mrs. George Coffin. 1t grew
from two stems, but the stems were
sheathed together and looked like one.
The dahlias are each perfect in size
and shape
The Washington times., 1923-07-12

Crawford-Some of the old
writer's depended on liquor to give
them the inspiration to write
their masterpieces.
Crabshaw-That theory might
account for the queer books be-
ing produced nowadays. Some Of
the hooch has terrible effects.
The Washington times., 1923-07-12

When old Dobbin hit lively
pace, he was feeling his oats.
When jit driver does, he is feel
ing his rye.-Associated Editors.
The Washington times., 1923-07-12

Cohen-Yell, Abe, vat kind OF
a dancer was your last partner,
Ell? Not $50 good, maybe?
Rifin-I tink she ISIS vat you
call a toes dancer, amt it?
"Yes?"
Yes, but believe it, dey vas
my toes!"
The Washington times., 1923-07-12

Do you think flappers make
good wives?"
can't say about that, but
tneyre certainly making some
Vigilant ones"
The Washington times., 1923-07-12

Ted-Tom and his wife are liv-
ing in one Of those tent colonies:
Do they like it?
Ned-When it rains he says
they get along swimmingly.
The Washington times., 1923-07-12

Wife Ito Homecoming husband
oh, Bill, it's been dreadful here
all day. That foreign couple
above have been quarreling and
shouting, and 1 haven't been able
to understand a word of it.
Punch Uondon).
The Washington times., 1923-07-12

A s we understand it, the ad-
A vantage in having a swan
- - like neck is that she can
wes,r longer earrings.-Associated
Editors.
The Washington times., 1923-07-12

Greene-Did you ever hear an
after-dinner speech that was
really worth while?
Dean-Only one. Last night |
olned with an old acquaintance
and he said: Waiter. bring me-
the check" - American Legion
Weekly.
The Washington times., 1923-07-12
HumOr
Digest

| Digest |
A s we understand it, the ad-
IA vantage in having a swan
- - like neck is that she can
wesr longer earrings.-Associate
Editors.
When old Dobbin hit lively
pace, he was feeling his oats.
When a jit driver does, he is feel
ing his rye.-Associated Editors.
Daughter-May 1 go to a wed
ding, father?
Father-Must you go?
Daughter suppose so. I'm
the bride.-Parrakeet.
Mrs. Newgilt Ito daughter eat
receptioneJane, dear, sing the
song the French professor charged
fifty dollars an hour to teach YOU
American Legion Weekly.
Helm restaurant) = Has my
friend Muller been here?
Yes, he just paid and gone!
Paid? That couldn't have been
Muller!-Kasper (Stockholm).
Wife ~ ~
oh, Bill, it's been dreadful here
all day. That foreign couple
above have been quarreling and
shouting, and 1 haven't been able
to understand a word of it
Punch Uondon).
The boss offered me an interest
In the business today.
He did,
Yes. he said that if 1 didn't
take an interest pretty soon he'd
fire me.-Sour Owl.
Greene-Did you ever hear an
after-dinner speech that was
really worth while?
Dean-Only one. Last night
dined with an old acquaintance
and he said: Waiter, bring me
the check" - American Legion
Weekly.
Sandy. lad" said MacDougal
TO his son, you're getting marrit
tn mornin'. Here's a wee moose
trap for ye. If there's anything
q woman hates more than a
moose, tits a moose trap. TAX
an aud mans advice, Sandy,
an set it every nfeht when yc
gang to bed. Then put the
siller from yer pocket under
the spring."-American Legion
Weekly.
WANTED Single man for
small retail milk route and gen
eral farm work: must know how
to milk and drive Ford car
Classified AID in the Rural New
Yorker.
Mrs. F1atbush-who is that
woman you just bowed to?
Mrs. Eensonhurst-Oh she's my
next-door neighbor.
But she didn't return your
bow
mo; she never returns any,
thing. -Christian Advocate New
York;.
Temperance Lecturer-Look at
the home whiskey has wrecked.
Drunk Chic-Yesh, but jush
look at she ships she water hash
Chic) wreckshed.-Green Gander.
Reporter-And I suppose your
ultimate aim is to compose
grand opera?
Popular Song Writer-Grand
opera! Why, man, that's what
you have to start in on to get
to Jazz.
Do you think f1appers make
good wives?"
L can't say about that, but
They're certainly making some
Vigilant ones"
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