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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-06-14

kkT AXE me to Heaven" com
manded John Pitinsky as
he hoped a Chicago taxi
cab Tuesday night.
The cab drivers gasoline ran out
after a $455 drive.
Pitinsky woke in a cell.
I'll pay" he told Judge Burke.
You surely will" returned the
court. And, remember nobody
ever went TO Heaven In q taxicab."
Governor Al Smith. If he runs for
the White House in 1924. will have
to buck the Epworth League, Bishop
A. w. Leonard, California, warned
at the leagues convention in Chi
CaFO Wednesday.
Bishop Leonard matched William
Jennings Bryan's famous million
springers" with the united oppo-
s!tion to Smith and his wetness by
/ 900 900 young Methodists."
Joe Heintz, employe Of a Mil
waukee bedding company, was
down Wednesday. but fire, smoke
and water couldn't put him out.
Joes clothing ignited when he
tried to put out a fire IN an ex-
celsior pile. AS he rolled on the
floor. he was overcome by smoke
but the heat of the blaze started
automatic sprinklers and the room
was delugad with water lie nearly
drowned.
All the Bimboes are not in the
Bamboo Isles.
Mary Bimbo. 2o-year-old Gypsy
Queen" was charged in a Chicago
court with stealing 500 from Jack
Herrin, California cattleman.
II no vamp; no take hees
money" said Mary. but tho court
believed Jacks story.
wv ORKMEN excavating for
w building in Des Moines on
Wednesday beat the disturb
ers Of King Tut by some 10000
years. State Geologist Lees says.
They dug up a piece Of the jaw
bone and two teeth Of a mastodon,
reposing about twenty feet below
the surface.
The National Straw Hat Man
ufacturer's Association in session at
Baltimore plans to make a Sheik
out of the American business man.
One delegate wore a shell pink
affair with turned-up edges. Some
thing passed that pOrters swore was
hat. The desk clerk said it was
a pink lamp shade.
It had a tassel. Brim was Curled
and the crown wrapped like a
turban. Ribbons fell from sides.
Norman Granchas, alleged 17-year-
old husband Of two wives, who di-
vided his time as evenly as pos
sible between them. was freed Of a
bigamy charge at Chicago Wednes-
day. when Wilhelmina Sigle Gran
chas, wife No. ., filed suit for an
nulment and said she was through
with men forever"
Granchas said "I do" twice with
in a year. After marrying Miss
Francis Moore. he met the SigeI
girl at a dance and she accepted.
The Y. w. c. A. in Chicago is
taking Judge Gary and Roger Bah
son. who called for Christianity in
business, at their word.
Revival meetings will be held on
La Sale St, Chicagos financial
center, every Monday and Thurs
day noon this summer.
FRS. GLADYS GRAHAM
M FOX, Chicago, who was so
" Il attractive counsel demanded
a ''beauty-proof jury" when she
first sued Albert Fuchs, her father
in-law, for $25O,OOO damages for al
legged alienation Of her husbands
affections, didn't know when she
was we'll off.
When the ''beauty-proof'' jury
awarded her $1,000, Mrs. Fox de-
manded a new trial.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-06-14

Twenty-Five families occupying the
Clarina Apartments, 307 e North ST.,
We're forced to the streets at noon to-
day when fire threatening the entire
building caused loss estimated at $3.50.
The fire, of unknown origina, started
in the locker rooms under Apt. s,
and soon filled the entire building
with smoke. Furniture and clothing
valued at $500 were destroyed in the
locker. Owners Of the property have
not been found. Considerable dam
age was done by smoke.
Chief O'Brien is investigating.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-06-14
FAMILY ROUTED
BY NIGHT FIRE
New Home of W, NJ, Benton
Is Partially Destroyed,

Awakened by the smell of smoke.
W. NJ. Benton, 1861 Park Ave, rushed
into the street early today. clad only
in night clothing, when his home was
discovered burning by man who
turned in the alarm and disappeared.
Loss was estimated at $500.
Benton, his wife and two daughters,
Rachael and Mildred. We're sleeping in
the home which had Just been built
The fire broke out in the kitchen.
Benton rushed out to attempt to ex-
tinguish the flames, but soon confined
his efforts to getting his family out
Of danger and saving the contents
of the home.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-06-14

wv ORKMEN excavating for a
w building in Des Moines on
W Wednesday beat the disturb
ers Of King Tut by some 10000
years. State GeoloGist Lees says.
They dug up a piece of the jaw
bone and two teeth Of a mastodon,
reposing about twenty feet below
the surface.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-06-14

a 'beauty-proof jury" when she
first sued Albert Fuchs, her father
in-law, for $25O,OOO damages for al
legged alienation of her husbands
affections, didn't know when she
was we'll off.
When the 'Tbeauty-proof'' jury
awarded her $1,000. Mrs. Fox de-
manded a new trial
The second jury. awarded her
nothing. She wants a third trial.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-06-14
SMILERS
BITS FROM
ALL OVER
CHASE THE BLUES-READ
THESE FUNNY, AT LEAST
UNUSUAL, HAPPENINGS, AS
REPORTED TODAY
by United News -

{ {" AXE me to Heaven!" com
manded John Pitinsky as
he hoped a Chicago taxi
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-06-14
Horn1e Edition

NULL services Of United Press,
l. United News, United Finan-
cial, NEA and Scripps Alliance.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-06-14

All the Bimboes are not in the
Bamboo Isles.
Mary Bimbo. 20-year- old Gypsy
Queen" was charged in a Chicago
court with stealing $50 from Jack
Herrin. California cattleman.
II no vamp; I no take hees
money" said Mary. but tho court
believed Jacks story.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1923-07-21
Yea, 3D..

Wilbur: PA, who are people talk
ing about when they say One in a
Father: Son, they refer I folks
who of their own free will go to a
dentist every three months TO have
their teeth gone over"
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1923-07-21
What Advertising Means to You

Every now and then we like to talk to our merchants about
advertising and we like to do it in this way because the subject
is of equal interest to the public. Frankly the interest OF the
public, the interest of the merchant and the interest OF the local
newspaper publisher are inseparably linked.
The public always is best served by buying advertised goods.
Goods that are advertised are goods that are more extensively
manufactured and consequently cheaper because OF increased
production. Moreover advertising today is a guarantee OF merit.
No one need be afraid either of the honesty OF the price or the
quality of advertised goods. Competition compels honesty even
if there should be a wish to avoid it.
There is another benefit, too, in local newspaper advertising.
When advertising is thoughtfully employed it means the build
ing of trade for our local merchants and this reacts IN increase
in real estate values generally. A prosperous business section
means added population and increased conveniences. The whole
scheme of advertising, merchandising and buying IS one OF CO
operation to mutual advantage.
The merchant always wins favorable reaction when he talks
frankly in his advertising to the people and shows them he Is
dealing honestly with them and making a normal profit.
The man who week by week consistently in his advertising
shows he holds the public interest at heart is the man who wins.
Many merchants lose the substance of public confidence IN grasp
ing for the shadow of immediate sales.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1923-07-21
LIBERALS' PROGRAM

The highest ecclesiastical courts
Of the respective denominations
have just closed their annual ses-
sions. If we are to believe the re-
ports as printed in the papers, the
Liberals went into those respective
ecclesiastical courts for the purpose
of forcing their heretical, rational
and destructive views upon the
church. Their program injected the
fight into the church. Around the
infallibility of the Bible and the
virgin birth of Christ the great
battle is being waged because the
Liberals made the attack upon the
authority Of Gods Word.
The program Of liberalism in the
church, In politics and in the world
is to destroy the seat OF authority,
the bar Of accountability. the judy
ment hall. They want license, not
liberty.
The orthodox, practical, sincere,
honest, c~onsecrated Christians of all
denominations we're progressing in
their evangelistic work without
malice, hatred, or antagonism to-
ward anyone except Satan. The
Liberals made their attack upon the
Bible, vicarious Christianity. the
deity of Christ and His virgin birth
because they wanted to force the
fight until they got possession of
the property of the church. For the
last twenty-five years the Liberals
have been planning and scheming to
get the property of the churches in
their possession.
Let them be assured now that the
orthodox forces Of the Churches
who believe in the deity OF Christ.
His virgin birth and His supernatu-
raj resurrection and the infaIlihility
of Gods word will never leave the
church. and, the Liberals shall never
get possession Of the property of the
church. Their motives are under
stood. their program is coa1r-e-
hended, their number is written Ae-
fore the eye Of every intelligent.
orthodox Christian in the world.
They shall fail. They shall never
pass. They shall never get posses
sion of the property nor the seat Of
power or authority.
Beware of the motive behind Iiber-
alism in church or state,
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1923-07-21
Why We Boost the Schools

Newspaper readers, particularly those who have no children,
often wonder why newspaper editors take such a keen interest
IL the building Of new schools and the encoura cement OF educa-
tioa. Sometimes, when the cost of school extension seems par
ticularly heavy, efforts are made to have it appear as If the
ing for new avenues of learning. But let US lift the professional
curtain so that you may see there is usually helpful thought
behind the writing of an editorial.
The growth of population places succeeding generations at a
Disadvantage. Original stores of natural wealth are being de-
rleted. They must be constantly replenished.
Carefree folks say that by the time exhaustion is in sight
We viii have taken care of the situation some other way; that
when a new fuel is found, coal and mining won't be necessary.
And there exactly Is the point. The great need Of the hour is
for invention, for scientific research, for discovery, for ingenuity,
Tor the development Of all those characteristics that can find
root only in the trained and educated mind.
Unless we invent and discover new methods of production
and distribution in excess of our consumption and destruction,
lie will soon become unbearable and prices will rise to a point
where human existence will be a burden.
That is why we. always boost the schools, even when they are
hard to pay for.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1923-07-21
SCHEDULE OF MAILS.

Mails arrive al the Pleasantville post
office from Philadelphia and all distant
points at $50, 7.20 and 10.15 a. m, l,
2.40 and Z p. m.
Mails arrive from Atlantic City at
7.20 a. M, l and 5 p. m.
Mails arrive from Mays Landing at
l and 7 p. m.
Mails arrive from Linwood and Som
ers Point at 7.20 a. No..
Mails arrive from Ocean City at 1
and 5 p. m.
Mails close for Philadelphia and all
distant points at 6.15 and 8.45 a. M,
1915, 3.45, 4.30 and $40 p. m.
Mails close for Atlantic City at $50
a. m, 1915, 2.10 and $40 p. N.
Mails close for Mays Landing at
1915 and 4.30 p. m.
Mails close for Mortified, Linwood
and Soners Point at 1915 p. m.
Mails close for Ocean City at 6.15 a.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1923-07-21

m. and 2.10 p. m.
The only mail dispatched Sunday
closes at AIS p. m. and is for Atlantic
City. Philadelphia. and all distant
points.
Office opens at 7 a.. m. and closes at
7 p. NJ; corridor open until 7.30 p. N
Money Order and Registry window
opens at 8 a. m. and closes at 6 ?. m.
Sunday the office is closed all day.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1923-07-21
CATARRH

Catarrh Is a Local disease greatly in
fuenced by Constitutional conditions.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE con-
sists of an Ointment which gives Quick
Relief by local application. and the
Internal Medicine, a Tonic, which acts
through the Blood or the Mucous Sur
faces and assists in Kidding you System
of Catarrh.
Sold by druggists for over 40 Years.
E. ]. Cheney & Co., Toledo, o.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-11
Lincoln Highway Fate
Lies in State of Utah
State Has Not Included It's Portion in Federal
Aid System

DETROIT. MAY 1.-THE fate Of
tho Lincoln highway an n grea,
,ranscon,ineniaI route linking New
York with San Francisco IL right
now trembling In the balance. nc
cording 20 Lincoln Highway asso-
citation officials mere today. The
vital question OF whether or not the
road win DO built west Of Salt Lake
City. Utah. has AZ last reached tho
final and ultimate authority--tha
secretary Of agriculture at Wash.
Ingion. who Ia empowered by con
gress 20 corrclats Interstate high
ways.
Every state thru which the Lin.
coin highway passes between the
Atlantic and tho Pacific hns made
the famous route portion OF It's
federal aid system. with the exccp.
ton Of Utah. The state has refused
TO incorporate that section OF the
Lincoln highway between Salt Lake
City and the Western Utah line In
It's federal aid system, such action
prccludlng the proper completion and
maintenance Of that highly import
ant section of tho road across the
Great Salt Lake desert and making
Salt Lake City in effect the Western
terminus of the Lincoln way.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-11

quite like gentleman. so I sup.
pose it's tea shop. But what a
funny name.'
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-11
Says Love Is But
Desire for Comfort

NEW YORK. May ii.--sLoyc IL
nothing but a desire for comfort
handed down from generation to gem
Grafton: the man wants tho woman
to perform the tasks he would other
wise have to do: the woman takes
the man 10 earn her a living" This
was the analysis OF love presented at
a meeting OF local scientific So
cioty and generally Endorsed by the
organizations members.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-11

/, Utah wishes to abandon complete.
~ that desert link 10 the west and
turn all possible travel south thru
Utah instead OF west into Nevada.
Nevada In naturally extremely dc.
sirous OF prompt connection from
salt Lake City.
In 1918 Utah accepted siaS, 900
contributed By tho Lincoln Highway
association. and spent |, together
with some 5000 moro OF state
funds In starting the construction of
satisfactory highway across tho
~ miles Of desert 10 the Nevada.
line. That improvement has never
been completed.
The state did not have sufficient
funds 10 complete IL during Governor
Bamburger's administration. Tho
federal highway act passed In Nov.
embcr. 1891. made additional large
sums available TO Utah from the
United States treasury and would
have permitted tho completion OF the
last important gap in tho road 3,ao5
miles long.
Tho present administration OF the
staie however refused TO build the
road. officials said. Abandonment
OF the work already accomplished on
tho Lincoln way means that Il win
become impossible, thus blocking all
traffic headed for the Pacific coast
on tho Lincoln highway.
CONTINUOUS ROAD
IS THREATENED
Until Secretary Wallace pro-
nounces his decision In the matter
the continuity OF the Lincoln way
AS a direct connection from Man.
haitian TO tho Golden Gate liz threat
encd.
Tho eight states between Utah
and the Hudson river which have
done 30 much in 10 years TO make
tho Lincoln way n connecting reality.
have n vital interest in tho decision.
The decision will determine the
route for hundreds of thousands OF
cross.country tourists OF tho future
and tremendously affect the business
of vast western areas. Nevada and
California arc particularly affected.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-11
AS THE MAID DELIVERS IT

A member OF tho Bath club, so
runs an English story. called up a
woman friend to mako an engage.
ment. As she was out. he left his
message with the maid. who later
said 70 her mistress ''Mr. Blank
tclcphoncd that he wants you TO
have tea with him.
"where?" asked her mistress. The
maid started TO gigglc.
I'm the bathtub, he said, maam, !"
she stammered but he sounded
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-11
Costly job Moving Oil
From MOsuL TO the Sea
Big Producers May Be Forced to Combine to
Complete Development of Rich Field

NEW YoHE. May ii.-No sinrla
group 81 capitalists anywhere Ia tie
world win take the risk OF developing
Tho Mosul OH fields. For that rea.
SON Admiral Chesters concession
from tho Angorp Assembly. quite
apart from tho question OF Turkeys
Jurisdiction over Mouul. win not
meet with success as long a. Il II
held in the hdmlrni's eSeiu.lye nos.
torslon.
The oil at Mosul Is quite worthless
there. To have any value IL must
he moved TO the ucacoaat There are
three directions this movement can
iake-at the Black sea. 20 the Med.
lerranean or 20 tho Persian Gulf.
The route 20 tho Black sea would be
thru mountain ranges. making the
cost prohibltlye. Tho Persian gulf
o. tho Mediterranean route must be
chosen. Each II about 400 miles
from Mosul. A pipe limo Tor carry.
Ing tho oil would have 20 DO con.
sirueted. which would cost about
$50 900 900.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-11

TO carry mueh more than that. which
would mako tho risk 20 capital more
precarioua, on companies do not
like 20 put all their ventures into q
single area. Nor does any govern.
ment. guided by common sense prin'
siplss Of international commerce.
winh 10 sec It's nationals take the
grave risk Of losing sums IN pioneer
development.
Neither Great Britain nor America
would be justified by common bust.
ness sense. IN going into tho Aosul
oil fields on exclusive contracts. The
dangers arc too great. After the
pipe line had been completed. The
price OF oil might drop 20 such d
level As 20 make the venture un.
profitable for many ysars.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-11
REQUIRE HEAVY
SUBSIDY

II II estimated that s.oOo. 900 tons
% oil per year would have 20 be
sent thru the pipe line TO mako Il
pay. In addition. largo expense
would be involved In defending tho
pipe limo against the attacks OF no.
MAIDS Nothing would DO easter than
TO break tho piping by predatory
tribes. These people would have TO
be subsidized. as probably tho cheap,
cat way Of keeping the flow OF oil
uninterrupted Tho subsidy might
cost another quarter OF million
tons Of oil yearly.
Tho amount Of oil that flows thru
a pipe line Is limited By tho size Of
tho pipe. the grading and tho
pumping power. A million and a
half tons per year Is a very good
flow. Tho Mosul limo would have
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-11
Rattlesnakes Matched
in Captivity Die

CHICAGO. May ii.-Thirty rattle
snakes were born 20 a single repiiiisn
mother In the Lincoln Park roo. but
ell were dead within week. Thus
far II has been found impossible 10
rear any rattlesnako hafched here.
Each OF the ten-fold tripicts born
here was equipped with poison fangs
and the tnlI-hutton which becomes
a rattle" as such snakes grow older.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-11
A JOINT
ENTEIuRIsE

Tho proper procedure would zoe for
the largest oil groups IN the world,
numbering some 10 or ~. 20 Join 20.
gethcr and develop tho Aosul wells
for tho general benefit Of all nations.
American. British. Dutch and French
companies could cooperate IN this
way 10 their mutual protection. II
would DO useless 60 AJAX German IN.
tcrests 10 Join. because tho Germans
have no money for Buch purposes at
present.
This scheme would be satisfactory
20 tho American and British govern.
mcnts. IN ali probability. But. II
cannot become operative until the
actual ownership OF Mosul II deter.
mined, Turkey claims proprietor.
ship. 1hilo tho new kingdom Of Iraq.
IN which Great Britain has mandate
rights. also asserts is sovereignty.
An international boundary tFihu.
nal eventually Will settle tho ques
ton. After that tho iimo will come
10 start tho international exploitation
OF Mosul oil by n combined group Of
European and American flnanciors.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-11

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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-11
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-11
Remarkable Man. ailored
Suits and Capes
s Sss::,!;. .;. 81 and $49B:zs

Suits in navy and brown velour checks as we'll navy
sem-ancy suits Coats and capes diversity of styles.
Furtrmmed capes with wide sweep and full length of
splendid grade of Roshanara crepe.
They specially purchased and therefore cially
priced
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-11
Rides SO Miles,
Then Goes to Jail

ST. LOUIS, May ii.--Herbert Quill
son rode to Jail at the conclusion of
n 5o-mile taxicab cruise about the
city for which he was unable to pay
the driver
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-11
Poisoned Food
Makes Man Dumb

NEW YORK. May f1.--Petcr Tay-
Tor was made deaf and dumb for
five days by the effects OF poison in
food unfit to eat.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-05-11
PIN Money" Women
Displaced b y Vets

LONDON, May ii.--women work
'as s' the ministry OF pensions for
pm money are being discharged to
make places for cx-soldiers.
The Washington times., 1923-05-12
tdQQ1t1Q


Home runs. a perfect shower of
them, which set a new major league
record for circuit hitSe in a single
game resulted in football score
in the Philadelphia-S Louis game
with the Phils on the long side of
a 20-to-14 final. Ten home runs
were made. surprising the record
of nine made in 1894. Cy Williams
got three, making his total for the
season twelve.
OFarrelfs home run and triple
could not equal in scoring power a
double by Cunningham with the
bases loaded and the Giants won
from Chicago, to 4.
Not the number but the time
Iiness nf-hits counted in a Brooklyn
7-to.6 win over Pittsburgh. The
Pirates made eleven hits to ten for
the Dodgers. Grimm ran his streak
of consecutive hitting to twenty
two games.
St Louis Browns went on a bat
ting spree getting fifteen hits and
showing under Philadelphia, IA to 3.
Bagwcll broke Boston's losing
streak of four straight when his
single in the ninth enabled McInnis
to score with the run which de-
feated Cincinnati, to 4.
The Washington times., 1923-05-12
FRICTION MAY INJURE
BOXING BILLS CHANCE

Once more the boxing enthu-
siaSts are endeavoring to put a bill
through the Illinois legislature that
will logaIize the sport in that
State. At the same time Chicago
promoters are ciashing with one
another in their anxiety to hold
shows and get in" on the big
coin before Ihe "blow-off'' comes.
1t seems to the outsider that the
promoters would be doing them
selves good turn and also the
game by getting together and work
in harmony to pass the bill that
will put Illinois in line with New
York, Wisconsin, New Jersey, Min
nesota and other' States, according
to friends Of boxing