The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-06-13
Howdy. folks. Made plans for
your vacation yet. So'Vc We.

Every man has two vacatlonsi
When he takes his own. and when 4
the boss takes his,
Nole is the iiuic 20 begin 10 res, up /
Tor this summcrs vacation.
some men go wherever they please
on their vacation. and others arc I
married.
COOKERY DEPARTMENT
Matt Starwich writes tcsti.
monial for bake~Oven cure.
Gosh, ". didn't know he had
been baked; we thought he was
hard boiled.
Some % his enemies. no doubt. viii I
say That he is only halibaked
AuviraB. trhca Boa take one Of .
ihcsg. bake-orca treatments. you
eaA't sap that yog are OsttiHg a rae .
deal
Before long a lot OF men with has
fever are going TO have TO swear or 4
smoking scent cigars.
VI DIARY
fInna Tea
fhi> evening 90 the Arena, and saw
"iicarratr Dedr Hereof defeat -kra.h.
~.in' A" TED krsrhr. the NEST exritinx bat Z
tie ever ' saw. ard the King taunfy 4
Medical society did attend In a body. I
crying. -iiit him 10 the sdensi,is. 4
kraehe." and "slck him ia Tho sinus. 1
Dode," and .-Harrsh for bioosisheds~
Add john Carmsdy. Judge Dalton and /
Ray Dummett also spoke
And when Bereot did make q last L
round rally. Lonnle Austin did faint. Jim /
rgsn did lose his false teeth ard Huge 1
KELLEY swallowed fiye-eent cigar
Add 80 10 home, much pleased.
A wife is a woman who says. 1
Now. John. you've had enough"
Personal: n ssahurn Brown. the shsik /
~ sianwood ard bailyhaa % Krnehe. win
drop around 70 this office. he wfIi re-
esiys a handsome, nicksl-p tatsd Euffaw
from the editor o. this coiyum.
CaterpIllars are so thick IN Oregon
that the trains are blocked But
that's nothing. In Seattle there are
50 many esrwigs that the lots have
TO be nailed down or they'd be
dragged away.
"Evcrybodv Is simply crazy about
me-" remarked the keeper, as he
locked Hp the asyiHm for the night.
Conan Doyle says that married
PEOPLE remain married in heaven.
Huh. that's not heaven.
CLASSICS
Theo karie. noted tenor, Is asking
people to suggest songs for his con.
cert at the Stadium. June is. All
right, Tbeo, try these.
Mr.. Gallagher and Mr.. shean.
The Bear Went Over the Noun
tnins.
Mr.. Dooiey.
Bill Bailey.
We don't care what Thco KarIc
sings so long as It isn't "Yis, We
Have No BananasF'
IL Henry Ford Is aver elected pres.
ide9t. there will be no congressman.
Henryll need all the nuts for his
oars
II Ford Is elected. he should lmme.
dlately start to work on the three
major problems Of the American
people:
]. How to get enough money to.
eether to make the first payment.
2. How to make it start in cold
Yeathcr.
l. How to take The squeaks out
Of the doors and tenders.
Conan Doyle says spirits ecto.
pIasm can be easily seen.
Now to star cleopatra's cctoplasm
ir the movies!
Amt II tough. girls. to be at
Charity ball selling Kisses at
dollar a kiss. and then find that
your hated rival Is bootlegging
them in the coDscrvatoryg
Intozication Is that condition In
which you are when a golf ball looks
like string OF pearls
When. however. you only see three
golf balls teed up, the trick Is to hit
the middle one.
TRY 'EM WITH MUSIC
courtroom scene)
The plaintiff 1ic made me
what am today"
The beautiful star witness:
People call him Loyin' Sam,
he's the Sheik Of AIabam."
The defendant: II picked n
lemon In thc garden of 1--we"