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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-23
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY

FUUND-A watch. Owner may have
same by identifying and paying
for this adv. Call Tribune.
FOR RENT-A large pleasant room,
large enough for two. 20S 3rd St.
3-23-3t
For expert painters and dccora-
tors call 726M. 3-23-2t
FOR RENT-Furnishcd room in mo-
dern home. 518-5th st. Phone
slew. 3-23-3t
FOR SALE-Thc so foot corner lot
at the southwest corner of First
and Thaycr Streets. This lot
faces east, has trees on it, is level,
Is close in and is one of the best
sites in the city for building pur
poses. Geo. M. Register lw
FOR SALE-A modern six room
bungalow, quite new, including 3
bed rooms, hot water heat, well
located, for $500, on terms; mo-
dcrn 6 room house, including ,
bed rooms, close in, faces east,
for $4,000, on terms; partly mo-
dcrn 5 room house, close in, for
$4,000, on very good terms and
nice modern 5 room house, close
in, well located for $4,000, on
terms and almost immediate pos
session given. Geo. M. Register.
3-23- 1w
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-23
DEATH CLAIMS
ARE ALLOWED
WOrkmen's Compensation Blu.
reau Makes Three Awards

Three death claims, totalling sew
cral thousand dollars, were announc-
ed by the Workmen's Compensation
Bureau today.
Mrs. Elizabeth Froelich, widow of
Alex Froclich, who died Of injuries
sustained while in the employe of
the Service Motor Sales Company at
Mandan on February -, was award
ed SLIT a week during her life ex-
pcctancy, on which the total would
be $10,144S2. She had four chill
dren. Awards to each, on the basis
Of So a week to each until they at
tain the age of Is years, are re-
spectivcly, $1,275.7l, $923.34, $G99. 90;
$73.2l, making the total award to
mother and children Sl3,ll6OS.
Mrs. Dora Bordson, widow of J. w.
Bordson, killed while in the employee
of the st. Anthony and Dakota Elc-
vator Company at Hampdcn, Ram
Scy county, Sept. 8, 1920, was
awarded $1,000 per week during the
remainder of her life, and three
children were awarded So each until
they attain tho age of Is years. The
award was made following decision
of the supreme court, the bureau
having declined to pay the award
on the ground that he was not in
jurcd while on duty as an employee
Six hundred dollars attorneys fees
were awarded Mrs. Bordsons attor-
ncy.
Mrs. Title c. Koch, widow Of Jul
Illus Koch, who died Of injuries re-
ccived at Buffalo on Feb. 9, 1923,
while employed by the r. f.. Ibber-
son and Company in installing ma
chinery, was awarded $1,000 per
week for, the remainder of her life
and two children So \cach until they
reach the age Of l8.
There were 1T claims for injuries
received during the month Of Feb
ruary, it was stated at the bureau
offices.
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dents of North Wilton, and an en-
ployc of The Washburn Ignite Coal
company, dropped dead in his home
Monday evening about 8 O'Clock.
Mr. Eshanko was at work at the
mine Monday and after eating his
supper went down town returning
about 8 o'clock. He was in the
house but few minutes when he
suddenly dropped to the floor. A
neighbor, who was present, and Mrs.
Eshanko placed him on Il bed and
DR.. Thompson called. He was dead
when the doctor arrived. Heart
death.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-23
Now, a Quick
Quaker Oats
Cooks IN 3 to s a,inuees
Tho quickest cooking oats IN The world

Now your grocer has Quaker
Oats in two styles. One the kind
you have always known-the other
is Quick Quaker.
Quick Quaker cooks in from 5 to
S minutes. And it cooks to perfec-
ton. SO it is almost like ready~
cooked dish.
No other oat fakes on the market
cook anywhere near so quickly.
The two styles are identical in
quality and flavor. Both are faxed
from the finest grains onry-just the
rich. plump, favory oats. A bushel
of choice oats yields but ten pounds
of these delicious fakes.
But in Quick Quaker the oats arc
cut before Taking. They are rolled
very thin and partly cooked. So the
fakes are smaller and thinner-that
is all. And those small, thin fakes
cook quickly.
Ask for Quick Quaker if you want
this style. Your grocer has both.
But always get Quaker Oats fol
their delightful favor.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-23
AT THE MOVIES
CAPITOL.

When Mary Lcrncr, one of the
most popular of American novel
lists, wrote her story, "Forsaking
All Others" she took up one Of the
greatest Of our modern problems
in modern way.
A lot of nonsense has been writ
ten about the mystic power of the
"napper" to enslave mems hearts.
AS a matter Of fact she hasn't q
Chinaman's chance beside the COW
etOus married woman.
The clash between the two is the
fundamental situation in, the Lcr-
ner story which Universal mas
filmed and which is at the Capitol
Theatre tonight.
The poignant climax of the play
comes when the broken-hearted girl
is asked to save the man who left
her, from her rivals enraged hus-
band.
Bitterly, she refuses.
The surprising climax of the
story solves a big problem in dra-
matte fashion.
There is no actress appearing on
the screen today who is more typi-
ella Of the bubbling -with-life whole
somely average American girl than
Colleen Moore.
Cullen Lands has become known
for his characterizations of the
type of youth who might be such
a girls brother, or if he were some
other girls brother, as her sweet
heart.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-23
MOTT ALARMED
OVER WORLD
international Y. NJ. C.. A
Orators Speaks at Fargo

Fargo, Mar. 23.-That the world
was never in more alarming; and
at the same time more hopeful con-
dition, was the opinion Of DR.. John
r. Mott, international Young Mems
Christian association leader, express
ed in the first Of two addresses at
a banquet at the Masonic Temple
last evening. Five hundred and fifty
men attended the banquet, including
many from out Of town.
In the second of his addresses,
which followed half-hour discus
sion period, Mr.. Mott called atten-
ton to the need Of the installation
of the principles taught by Christ
into men between the ages of 18 and
80.
81 have never been so alarmed
over the world situation as l am to-
day" Dr. Mott declared in opening
his address. "The world is in a
state of suspicion, of irritation, of
want. of fundamental unity. The
friction points between peoples and
nations were never more numerous
or more aggravated. The world is
surchargcd with distrust. The
world is in an impossible situation.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-23
JENSEN WINS
HIS BOUT IN
.STRAIGHTFALLS
Bismarck Wrestler May BE
Matched to Meet the
French Champion

Biscay, Mimi, Mar. 23.-Thor Jen-
sen Of Bismarck, $50 pounds, won two
straight falls in a wrestling bout
here last night with Ed. Miller. 1873
pounds. of Minneapolis. Fifty-thrcc
minutes were required for the first
fall. which vast won on Japanese
arm lock.s The second fall was won
on a short arm scissors and required
but II minutes. The bout was for
Il purse of 500. winner take all. The
promoters of the match expect to
stage another match in about six
weeks. between Jensen, who has
showed much class in his work and
Parcault, the French champion.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-23

Tighten him. Finally, he decided to
prepare speech and for weeks was
busily engaged in rehearsing many
ford phrases.
He was ushered into the sanctum
of the chief executive, dropped his
eyes to the floor, and began with Mr..
President, this is indeed one of the
proudest moments of my life" when
he caught the kindly gaze Of the
President, and forgot his speech.
ave jes' talked about pictures"
he afterwards told Director Wal
lace Worslcy.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-23
Said Can't Be Done.

"My experience with doctors and
medicines caused me to lose faith
in both, and when friend told me
that Mayr's Wonderful Remedy
would cure my stomach trouble I
told him it can't be done How
ever, he finally persuaded me to try
itsand to my surprise ii, did. All
symptoms of acute indigestion and
gas having disappeared" 1t is a
simple, harmless preparation that
removes the catarrhal mucus from
the intestinal tract and allays the
inflammation which causes practi-
cally all stomach, liver and intes-
final ailments, including appendi-
citis. One dose will convince or
money refunded.-For sale at all
druggists.-Adv.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-23
PARENTS FIND
FOR TRUANCY
OF CHILDREN

Linton, March 22--Scvcral fines
have been imposed during the past
week on persons arrested for failure
to comply with the compulsory
school laws Chas. Farrell, Of the
Hazelton neighborhood, was taken
before Justice Sabraw, and fined
$50 for keeping children out of
school unlawfully. Anton ROhrich,
living northeast of Linton, was
brought to Linton and fined SIS for
the same reason.
Henry Backhaus, Of the Dale
neighborhood, was placed under
bond to await trial at the next term
of district court on the charge OF
selling intoxicants.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-23
THE ELTINGE

"What'll l say to President Hard
ing?"
Wesley Barry, the juvenile featur-
ed player Of "Rags to Riches" the
Harry Rapf production sponsored by
Warner Brothers, which comes to
the Eltinge theatre for today and
tomorrow, Friday and Saturday, was
sorely puzzled on this subject.
Yves had received a reply from
President Harding, stating he would
be delighted to grant the freckled
idol of screendom an interview when
he toured through Washington. The
lad felt he ought to do justice to
such an occasion. He asked his
friends what he should do, but hav-
ing no precedent, they could not en-
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-23
19-YEAR-OLD
ACTRESS HITS
FARRAR CHARGE
Deny That Love Affair Was
Carried on with Prima
Donna's Husband

New York, Mar. 23.-Official denial
that Miss Stella Larrimore, 19-year-
old actress and sister of Miss Fran
cine Larrimore, Broadway star, was
guilty of intimate relations with Lew
Tellegen. was made today by her
counsel at the hearing in the divorce
suit brought against the actor by Ger
aldine Farrar, former prima donna Of
the Metropolitan Opera company.
Lewis Bradsky, counsel for the
young girl, obtained from referee Ma
honey an adjournment Of one week IN
order that he might peruse the rec
ords pertaining to the alleged court
ship of "Miss L." by Tellegcn and
produce his client at an open hearing
to make public denial Of the charges
in which her name appeared.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-23

ring you up. There will be no bowc
poison to cause colds, sick headache
dizziness, biliou.ncss or sour stom
ach when you wake up in the morn
ing. More men, women and children
take Cascarets for tho liver and bow
els than all other laXative-cathartic:
combined. 10 cent boxes, also q
and so cent sizes. Any drug store
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-23
|O&
"CASCARETS" CONSTIPATION
Clean Your Bowels! Stop Sick Headache, Dizziness
Colds, Sour Stomach, Gases, Bad Breath

Clean your b0wcls--thcn feel fine!
Enjoy the incest, gcntlcst bowel
cleansing you ever experienced by
taking one or two candy-like Cas-
carets tonight. They physic your
bowels fully. All the constipatcd
waste and sour bile will move out of
the bowels without gripping or stir
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-23
MTIGUE WILL
MEET GEORGES

Dublin, Mar. 23.-Mike McTigue
told the correspondents late last eve
ming that he had accepted an offer
to fight Georges Carpenter, but that
it had not been decided whether the
match would be staged in the U. S.
or Ireland.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-23
DEFEAT UNDERWOOD.

Wilton, N. d., Mar 23.-Wilton
scholastics overcame the high school
quintet from Underwood last Friday
evening on the local gymnasium floor
by score of 36 to 6. The visitors
made five of their points during the
first few minutes of play.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-23
FRANK BAUMGARTNER QUITS.

Linton, N. d., Mar. 23.--Frank
Baumgartner, who has been assisting
in the county treasurer's office, gave
up his place suddenly. Monday night,
and left the same evening for another
location. He left a note at the office
Of County Treasurer Carley stating
his sudden decision. Tuesday after
noon, he called up. from Strasburg to
arrange for collecting small balance
of salary he has coming. He gave no
explanation of his future intentions.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-23
Sgt. Murphy Wins
Big Steeplechase

Liverpool, Mar. 23.-Sergcant MUIR
ply, by General Simmons, out of
Rosccraft, owned by Steven Sanford
of New York, won the grand nation
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-23

S H X rs, Made-to-Order.
We have the agency for the
well known Burmaster Gus
tom Shirt Co. Leave your
order at klein's Toggery.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-23
CARD OF THANKS

We wish to thank the many
friends and neighbors for their
kindness during the illness and
death of our beloved daughter Mary.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. w. Murphy.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-23

al stecplc chase handicap valued at
approximately 10000 pounds, rur
over course of about four and IL
half miles at Aintree today.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-23
NINE EMPLOYE
DIES SUDDENLY

Wilton, Mar. 23.-John Eshanko,
aged 50, one of the wcll-known resi-
The Washington times., 1923-01-12
RADIO RAGTIME
NIB LAUGHING GAS.
Hey, Cinders.

N.Y. NAAAuCLSs
0 Try oats. Ashes; they're
better.
You're funny, you are.
Funniest thing you ever did see.
Try and get this one:
What did the guy answer
when his sweeties said, What is
the shape Of q kiss?'"
Gimme one and I'll call 1t
square,
Boy, you guessed that easy,
didn't you? Though I had you
stuck. Try this one:
Why can't Ireland sink?"
Because Cork holds it up"
Well, this one:
(which branch Of medicine Is
Wer-like?'
Vaccination. It's always in
arms"
Ouch! Alta boy. I'll stick you
tomorrow.
Maybe you viii.
Well, I'll try anyway.
All right, you can't get shot
Tor trying. Bye bye.
So long. Ashes.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12
JINGLES

(" HERE was an old woman
Who lived IN a shoe;
- The buttons came off.
So what did she do
But go promenading
Where people might see,
And everyone took her
A flapper to be.
There was man who fancied
that
BY driving good and fasr
He'd get his car across the
tracks
Before the train went past
He'd miss the engine by an inch
And make the train hands sore.
There was a man who fancied
that
There isn't any more.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

Some of the ladies seem to be
waiting for smoking. to be pro-
hibited before they take It up.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

Switzerland buys most Of her
Swiss cheese from America, but
she still raises her own Alps.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

The Chinese are peace-lovtng
people. Every week our laundry
man takes q piece out Of our
shirt ~- ~. s4-.~
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

The woman who talks about
her ancestors is takingea mean
advantage Of thems seeing that
they can't talk back.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

We suppose 1t won't be long
before the department stores win
be selling pins by radio.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

One way TO live on the fat Of
the land 10 to put q flesh re-
Queer on the marIset
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

When II. comes to two being
able to live as cheaply a. one,
the girls aren't looking for bar
gains.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

There's nothing like . police
woman when It comes to arrest
ing: attention.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

"She was born and grew to
manhood IN New Jersey = said
somewhat, over-accurate reporter
describing a suffrasette.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

The chief cause Of habitual
drunkenness is habitual thirst.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12
Med b
Says
BY John p. Medbury.

By John p. Medbury.
AN American steamship COM
pany has chartered boat
tor a cruise around the Worio
and all the passengers VIII %
honeymoon couples.
THE boat will be inspected oe'
fore 1t sails SO that there
won't be any mothers-in-la" on
. board as stowaways.
Of course some OF the honey
,mooners won't know when
they're seasick, they'll probably
think it's love.
MANY a girl thinks she hears
A. her husbands heart beating
for her when the chances are it's
only a dollar watch in his vest
pocket.
CHE ought to feel grateful at
that, to think that he had
even a dollar left with which to
buy a watch.
nNE guy wanted to know If the
boat was going to stop near
the jungles in Africa. He said
his wife was continually talking
about packing up and going back
20 her relatives and he wanted to
give her the chance.
THE boat will be manned oy
competent officers, but there
won't be any second mates on
board. The steamship company
doesn't want to put bad ideas
into the heads Of the newly mar
ried couples.
IN order to encourage the hus-
bands not to abandon their
wives, the officers won't even
refer to the captain as the
skipper"
THE company is planning to do
away with the dining room,
as all the passengers are newly
married couples and can live on
love.
CTILL, this will be the third or
fourth voyage Of a lot Of
benedicts and they'd want some
thing more substantial.
THE couples can spoon all they
like and none of the officers
viii interfere.
THE captain is used to witness
ing love-making. He used to
be a cop in Central Park.
LIE was also in love once hl.- Z
self. but he's married now.
TT is wonderful to see a boa.
fun of honeymooning couples
and to know that in q year or 50
they'll all be strangers to each
other.
SOMEBODY suggested that the
captain should take couple
OF lawyers and a judge along in
case some Of the brides and
grooms wanted to get a divorce
and couldn't wait until they got
home.
THERE'S bound to be a lot Of
fighting. The boat will leave
port as a honeymoon vessel, but
It will come back as battleship.
Copyright. 1923. by King Features
Syndicate, Incl
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

Fort the modern wedding an
nouncement: ''At home after
January !; at Reno after May l."
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

Women go to the milliner's to
get trimmed; men get the Same
results at a poker game.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

The Subway. has more bIocs In
one day than Congress has II :
session.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

The women are sorry for I've,
not because she was driven out
Of the garden, but because she
didn't have silk stockings.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12
Sic Transit
Subway
tA little publicity 1Ood cooked %
Tor our patrons indigestion.

"IIE SUBWAY BUN takes
pleasure in announcing that
Zone Of our Times Square
I special officers won D placs on
the AllaAmerican football team Tor
his fine kicking. essss
We do not cl1arge for the use
Of our exits However. our ex-
perts aFesstudying the problem.
We educate orr track walkers
not to nap on the roadbed be-
tween trains. You never can tell
when one will come along.
! We guarantee more action Cor
q nickel than cocktail shaker
il the hands Of an octopus.
Our slogan: MANY set I'D but
few sit down"
We train our patrons FOR nanr.
rage and war. One million vet
eran fighters.
Our customers are always ready
for the national anthem.
The Subway has more hIocs in
one day than Congress has II :
session.
We supply an emergency cord
ii each car. In our entire UNDER
world history this cord was only
used once. That was when every
body In the car got seat.
DO you know that an our en-
gineers are warned not TO stop
too long at stations? our clrs-
toners pay to, ride. not 70 set
out.
If Moses had been left ii the
subway rushes instead Of the bull
rushes, he never would have
been found.
The Subway Ii the only trane
portaticn railroad n which no
tipping Ii encouraged, by our p
irons. We do ALL the tipping
Our experts have inprOved on
sardine can. sardines must be
picked out. Our customers fall
out.
The new system o. one con-
ductor for every two cars SLOWS
six extra customers to take tle
place Of the conductors voice.
Do you work In IN office ~
day? we win i've you exercise.
All our special cops are instruct
ed In osteopatlly. One subway
commuter wrote the company
boasting that there wasn't = spot
on his body that hadn't been
bruised. Efficiency
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

It's getting SO that man can
scarcely call his glands his own.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

We supply an emergency cord
IN each car. In our entire under
world history this cord was q only
used once. That was when every
body IN the car got seat.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

A far-sighted wife is one that
helps her husband to economize,
so that her future alimony viii
be available In hrgs figures.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

We train our patrons FOR mnr.
rage and war one million vet.
eran fighters.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

Our customers are always ready
for the national anthem.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

DO you know that All our en-
gineers are warned not TO stop
too long ct stationsg our cus
toners pay to, ride. not to set
out.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

THERE'S bound to be a lot of
fighting. The boat will leave
port as a honeymoon vessel, but
It will come back as a battleship.
Copyright. 1898. by King Features
Syndicate, Incl
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

THE captain is used to witness
ing Ioye-malxing. He used to
be cop in Central Park.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

IVY HEN you see = man q
" = symphony concert. re-
member that he would
have preferred to sleep at home.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

TT is wonderful to see a boa.
fun Of honeymooning couples
and to know that in q year or 50
they'll all be strangers to each
other.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

TIE was also in love once ha..
self. but he's married now.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

IL Moses had been left ii the
subway rushes instead Of the bull
rushes, he never would have
been found.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

THE couples can spoon all they
like and none of the officers
viii interfere.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

CTILL. this will be the third or
fourth voyage Of lot Of
benedicts and they'd want some
thing more substantial.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

IN order to encourage the hus-
bands not to abandon their
wives, the officers won't even
refer to the captain as the
skipper"
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

THE company is planning to do
away with the dining room,
as all the passengers are newly
married couples and can live on
love.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

SOMEBODY suggested that the
captain should take a couple
Of lawyers and a judge along in
case some Of the brides and
grooms wanted to get a divorce
and couldn't wait until they got
home.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

The Subway IL the only trans.
portaticn railroad IN which no
tipping IL encouraged BY our ~.
irons. We do ALL the tipping.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

Our slogan: Many get up but
few sit down"
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

THE boat will be manned by
competent officers, but there
won't be any second mates on
board. The steamship company
doesn't want to put bad ideas
into the heads Of the newly mar
ried couples.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

ONE guy wanted to know If the
boat was going to stop near
the jungles in Africa. He said
his wife was continually talking
about packing up and going back
20 her relatives and he wanted to
rive her the chance.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

Our experts have iInproved on
= sardine can. sardines must BE
picked out. Our customers fall
out.
The Washington times., 1923-01-12

We guarantee more action FOR
= nickel than cocktail shaker
il the hands Of an octopus.