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The Alaska daily empire., 1923-08-21
If It Eits-


 Some people are more in need of a course in forgetting than they are oi memory course. This applies es pecially to thossxho can never for get slight r
 The reason their unpaid bills worry some men is because they cant run up any more until they get the pres ent ones receipted
 Budding authors are not the only ones who have a hard time selling their stories. Many husband finds il is almost impossible for him to "eh his wife the wonderful tale he has invented.
 We are convinced it is not modesty that prevents so many people from showing their brains.
 The hardest job in the world is try ing to make saint out of sinner and next to that we guess the hardest job is trying to make a pretty girl out of homely one by the paint and powder system.
 Another way for man to keep himself above suspicion is not to be caught picking up the little yellow dandelions that dot his lawn.
 The fewer the horse used the more demand there is for horse sense.
 Knowledge may be power, but we would like to have one of these wise statisticians tell us just how many factories could belrun by the knowl edge the average of people display.
 When they come home from the party friend wife can tell you what every lady there wore. Her husband can tell you exactly what they had to eat--and drink.
 We hate to have man say to us "Now, if you are wise He might as well say: Now, if you are wealthy" Wed be both, if we could
 We doubt if it is possible for a mere man ever to get as much fiend' ish satisfaction as woman does when she thinks of those she is NOT sending out invitations to when she is giving a swell party.
 Some of the dear little girls put so much red on their lips we don't be- lieve there is enough room left there
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-08-21
CIRCULATING ON REPUBLICAN POLITICS

While many of the Washington correspondents think President Coolidge will be candidate for the Republican Presidential nomination, and that he will have the Administration support and that the con seryatye element of the party, and therefore will receive the nomination, w. w. Jermane, the Saette Times Washington correspondent, thinks he will not be renomiDaed and that he will defeated in case he should receive the nomination. account of his extreme conservatism. Mr. Jermane thinks Senator Hiram Johnson stands the best chance the Repub- lcan nomination. and that he would receive more votes than anyone the party could nominate though he thinks it doubtful if any Republican can be elected next year. Mir. Jermane thinks 1t likely that Coy ornor Pinchot and Judge Kenyon may also be as- pirants for the Republican leadership He thinks Senator Watson is most likely be the eonsery atve contender All of the correspondents believe that Senator Johnson and Senator La Toilette will soon announce their candidaces
 Charles w. Barron, publisher of the Boston News Bureau Wall Street Journal and Philadelphia News Bureau believes that President Coolidge will be nom mated and triumphanty elected He thinks he is much stronger than President Harding and enc for whom the Republican Party can rally as a unit He is confident that the death of President Harding removes much political uncertainty" Both MT Jermane and Mir Barron are confident that Presi-
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-08-21

There many people in the United States these days who rejoice that Senator Hiram w. Johnson re- fused the VicePresidentia nomination showed off him at the last Republican National Conyen- tion The leaders tried induce him to accept it. They then decided on Senator Lenroot, who was willing, but he defeated by Governor Coolidge and that causes yet rejoicing.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-08-21

In the current periodicals controversy over the size of the Confederate Army is in progress The insufciency of the records open the way to con siderable conjecture but it may taken for granted that both the Union and Confederate Armies were precisely similar in character They were composed Of ycnteers drawn from all walks of American life and in fighting qualities they alike in all es- scntial partculars.-( Seattle Times)
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-08-21

Delegate Dan Sutherland measured by any &C., cepted standard, is of a Republican than is Senator La Toilette He only does not support Republican policies but he has accused the Repub- lican National Administration of being crooked and being in conspiracy with the Fish Trust to beat the poor fishermen
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-08-21

The City Council could not have done better than 1t did when it elected former Mayor Ralph F.. Robertson to the Presidency of the School Board succeed NJ. B. Summers, who resigned account of his early departure from the city MT. Robertson is splendidly qualified account of his ability and character for the office
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-08-21
Zero In Those Present

This article says that in Persia brides are married by the priest while the groom is not present" remarked Mrs. Crouch.
 Well. they might as well do the same over here, for the groom counts about as much as nickle would in paying off the war debt" retorted her husband.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-08-21

Senator Magnus Johnson is said to bear a strik- ing facial resemblance Colonel Roosevelt when the latter of his age. Also like The Colonel, Sena- tor Magnus have warlike disposition. Un- like The Colonel however, he proposes to stage his war in the United States with Americans pitted aganst Americans.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-08-21
The AnanIas Club

"I hope, 7ssaid the friend who had dropped in at lunch time, that you will go to the Trouble of getting up a decent meal, tor am nearly stary, ed to death"
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-08-21
News of the Names Club

U. Hurt is reported from Dallas but we want to warn him the ladies of this club will not stand for any of that cayeman stuff.
 We won't even consider Lotta Rains, of Leeds, Mo-. for membership we have been getting too darn many of them from the weather man as it
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-08-21

The difference between regular politician and a reiormer IS that the former the paper unfortu- nately msquoted him when he discovers that what he said didn't prove very popular while the latter says US deliberate liar and always was-(Ohio State Journal)
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-08-21
ALONG LIFE'S DETOUR
 By SAM HILL

Observations of Oldest Inhabtant
 The old-fashioned woman who used to do all of her own washing and ironing and thefhousework never had any occasion to reduce to music.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-08-21

Henry Ford implies that he would accept the Presidency of the United States only in event of war. Obviously his duty President would be to stop the war by refusing to issue any more spare parts.-(New York World aA
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-08-21

dent Harding could not have been reelected had he
 lived and been renomnated, though both warm admirers of the late President.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-08-21
Daily Sentence Sermon

It never pays to argue with big ger or wiser man than yourself-or with a woman. You'll lose every time.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-08-21

Probably the discerning farmer is never more dis conraged than when he sees by the paper what else the Government is going to do for him-(Ohio Stale Journal)
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-08-21
Iy, lIsaso EAlGn1

Eight-year-oio Lillian Palen, of Indianapolis, Ind, blind since her birth, has had her sight restored by delicate operation performed by Dr. Jeol Whitacre. Four years after her birth she was abandoned by her parents. Her pitiable case was brought to the attention of Dr. Whitacre. who charitably re- moved the cataracts from her eyes, giving her sight.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-08-21

for the naughty germs to find park ing space.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-08-21

If any Republican leader really has steam roer the sooner he uses it the better.(Wall Street Journal)
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-08-21

The man with evil in his own heart has no trouble In discovering evil in others Casper Wyo . Herald v '''o'
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-08-21

Then She Takes Him Down Peg
 or Two, Eh? Blinks-They say her husband is six feet two inches tall. Jnks-And yet she was telling my wife he often is awfully short with her
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-08-21

Moral Here for Wives His wife looks like The Dickens; That's why he flirts With chickens.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-08-21
They're Scarce as Hens Tetth

Marbles Tom Deming: "A thorough ly satisfactory friend is one who en- courages us to do what we want to do, and would do anyhow" He'll have to go further than that, Thomas, old boy. He'll even have to be willing to take the blame if what we do proves to be boner.
The Alaska daily empire., 1923-08-21

No Wonder We Swat Where 1t
 Amt News item says: An authority de- clares the fyge think 100 times quicker than a-man.'
, 1923-08-19
Il. M, BANTA
MORE GOOD HOMES AT BARGAINS
IMPROVED INVESTMENT PROPERTIES

No 117-A good threeroon house. Just ,nt and a tworonn house
n lot located on North Durbin street; a good income property; $500
$500 handles
No. 13o-A real investment property. located on the Sand Bar;
bringing in $3.50 GER month; investigate this a ca bargain.
No 121-A rea nice home we'll located. three iots:n 1--we rooms OF
FIRST floor n three DON apartment in basemen, a eal bargain a 5000,
furnished complete; very easy term
No 122-Iaye n small threeroom house Will me m room ous
IN m lot in southwest Casper. $500. 800 handles.
- No. 123-A good "a end buy, five large rooms with bath on first
noor, threeroom apartment in basement and fourrodn house on rear
Of lot located near Fifth on Lincoln; $3.50. $4,000 handles
Nc. 125-A real lose in investment property. four rooms bath
o frst floor. W rooms N basement, large lot 60x140f feet, two blocks
from poSofdce $500. $1,000 handles.
No 126-A good threeroom house Just built IN a good large lo. To-
Gated in caste end Eighth street. furnished complete all new
furniture. a bargain at $500. 500 handles.
No 127-Another goos asst end income property, large eevenroom
house. made fnoa apartments. just quilt recently, large lot 5oxi4o feet,
twocar garage east front. $1,000 1880 handles.
Re-. No. is1-A real nice, cool. airy home of five rooms ant hath O
large lot in south Casper. s470o, $1,000 handles r.
NJ 13b-Have good large home of five room and bath OF 5Ox14o-
cot lot all improved, pavement coming in; has large strawberry be n
raspnGryb bushes o. back of lot; good garage; a bargain at $4,000 s75e
handles located in south Casper.
No 142-A venroom modern home with a rood carsr. and .,
large size lot $3.50. 81 500 handles
Have a number of improved and ninproved lot. n. h.-r,tr ,-,..
get a lot Inc bunc your W home.
Have a rai buy in a small cafe for $3.50; building. fixture. and
Lease e, &c WITH sale, best location in caper 100 feet ron Center; viii.
consider Ford touring ar a $ part payment.
WESLEY GROOMS REALTY COMPANY
Room 6. Mokler Bldg. phon. ,,e,
, 1923-08-19
statesmen WANTED

TAILORING salemen = $50 extra
profit guaranteed: ssl Wright's
mems suits and ~overcoets made-oo-
MEASURE. s98.bo. sz6.5o and sss-6o re
tail: boys suits too. lowest prioes. big.
gest money making line in America;
every saie BOYS suit givss you live
prospect for name suit: and profits;
you st your profit In advances W.
mems and boys clothes In handsome
carrying Ease - Free. Write for
full particukrs. Wright a Co, Con.
gress- Ihroop q Harrison Streets.
Dopt. II. Chicago.
, 1923-08-19
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, 1923-08-19

mean good money each month without a effort Pncs only $500. $500
cash balance will pay. fr itself n rent This property is located at
WESTERN REALTY SPECIAL NO. 1s7-oood lot In North Casper
% far from school, $50 down will handle It, PHos $3.50 baiano SIS
per month.
WESTERN REALTY SPECIAL NO. 1ss-oood threeroom basement
m a corner lot o East II street. pump in the house; box1oofoot lot
Don't miss IT for only s1loo. ss55 cash and SIS Per month Will handle 1T.
6ox1sofoot lot water. and lights in the house, gas in the alley. two Ear-
ases o N h ear. This little home is clear OF all encumtrance n can 70
bought FOR $4,000, 800 down and $50 PEI month s4sA$ r.. .k
WESTERN REALTY SPECIAL NO. 1A-rn thu GOT, block on South
Fenway. we have a eshtroom house with four rooms up and four
room DOWN This property Is fenced; the lot is well sradcd with shade
, 1923-08-19

sALFrsMn1N-Solicit accounts ON the
cieanest contract ever offered: moth
Ing to soil or carry; easily earn t1Bo
weekly; reference required Apply I'm.
tusting and Finance Corp. n r. Van
Buren, street Chicago.
, 1923-08-19
statesmen WANTED

SALDSMAN-Or agency. to act a.
territorial representative for Chi.
oaEo manufacturer OF high grade. nat
ionsl advertised products selling &c
power plants. buildings. hotels. hos
pitfalls. etc. Write fully ooncernins
yourself. present and past connec-
tons and enact territory covered Boz
AL. Tribune.
, 1923-08-19
WE MANUFACTURE AN ARr1cLi

WE MANUFACTURES AN ARTICLE
of wearing apparel that IA be sold
In most every home by men or wo.
mon agents; enormous demand and
no competition: no other firm is sell
ing same article direct to consumers,
prices 30 per cant lass than retail
stores; our agents mako big profits
and get them in advance; we deliver
and collect: no e1perience necessary
full instructions accompany hand,
some selling OUTFIT FREQ. We can use
part or. full time workers. II you want
. big money.making proposition; easy
oncs for full details. Wright a Co,
Congress-. Throop q Harrison Streets,
Dept b. q, Chicago.
, 1923-08-19

Make SIS weekly and up. selling u
fine madetto-measure all wool
mems suits. direct TO wearer biggest
values. positively sell on sight: big
gest commissions: paid in advance;
We attend to delivery and collections;
eIs swatch samples all one price fur
nished frro. part or full time men
write w q. Gibson. Inc. 161 w. Har-
rtson ST., Dept eoa. Chicago.
, 1923-08-19

sz5 DAILY taking orders. unionmads
r~aincdat. t2S1. we deliver. collect.
Eastern Rainooat Co. e11-sz1 Roose-
welt Chicago.
, 1923-08-19
SALESwOMEN WANTED
IMMEDIATE OPENING,
MAN OR WOMAN

In u educational department. also
position open August 18th: successful
representatives now making $3.50 to
$500 per month; guaranteed salary.
railway fare and weekly advance on
business: must be between 20 and 45,
n high school or college graduate;
references. National Home and School
association, $50 ID Gas and Electric
Bldg. Denver. Colo.
, 1923-08-19
AGENTS WANTED

twUrgDEByUL discovery; charges
batteries in ten minutass gallon free
10 axsutsA Radanattn CO. ST Paul.
Mum -
, 1923-08-19
AGENTS WANTED

AGENr@ss0 daily representing fac
tory: electric lighted vanity cases;
fastest seller out; pay advanced; we
deliver. Write for sample. Goldsmith
40 s. Clinton, Chicago.
, 1923-08-19

SOME choice territory now open for
agents to handle Il line of made
10 measure suits and o~vercoats: priced
from $40 up: some agents make 5000
weekly; no experience necessary
John Bond Tailoring Co. Denver,
, 1923-08-19
AGENTS WANTED

SELL something nine out OF ten wo.
men will buy because IL saves
double its cost the Gay 1t is bought;
SOC each; 50 profit on 50 sales. Pre-.
mier Mfg. Co. Dept. W33, Detroit,
Mich.
, 1923-08-19
POSITIONS WANTED

HIGH school girl wants position in
private home. where abe can work
and go to school. Phone 175.
POSITION WANTED Young lady
wanst position as bookkeeper, Bur.
roughs or long hand. best OF refer.
ences. Phone 742.
, 1923-08-19

life OF HARDGNG'- Memorial
edition. finest binding. best terms,
crodit given. $3.50 weekly profit easy;
get free outfit quick Walter Publish
ing Co.. Cincinnati. Ohio.
FORDS use kerosene and start in
stantiy: amazing invention 200 per
cant profit: territory going. Super.
1504-113 Fondulac, Milwaukee,, Wis.
AGENTS $50 and up weekly selling
our wonderful virgin wool tailored
to order suits and ~overcoats: protect
ed territory; commissions in advance;
reliable man write j. y. Simpson,
Dept 677. ss1 Adams 81. Chicago
, 1923-08-19
COLISEUM MOTOR co.
1871 East Fifth Street
Open Always

FOR sALE-1s2s Ford touring. de-
m%ountab'e rims and new battery, 800
cash. balance to suit. SIC Divina.
Phone 1s6sM.
, 1923-08-19
SERVICES OFFERED

DREssMAKING and sewing OF an
kinds. specialize on chIldren'a cloth.
Ing. 1917 W. Railroad.
1 CAN save o money on your build.
ing and repair work; can helm Won,
finance anne. l. d. LTisinEer' con-.
tractor and builder, s0s Kirk Ave,
Phone lsf6M.
, 1923-08-19
FOR sALE-AUroMoBILEs

FOR sALE-one Ford coupe. firs.
class. Call 1626W.
New Britain herald., 1923-09-14
KELLY Defends STAND
AGAINST STATE BONUS



! might lAe up 10 The trust and cop
ndenee keu had Eepased In me,
every step taken this year has
been with the thought In sisw that !
might stand before you In September
and with clear conscience and
clean hands turn over the reins Of
afiee 10 my successor, measuring the
feeling that | had kept the faith,
The department Of Connecticut Is
gathered here in convention assent
lded 10 build from It's egnerienee Of
fnur years OF existence lie program
fer the legion years which lie ahead,
The Legion has taken its place as
Q national institutions IL Is recognized
As such and all America realizes its
responsibilities, that II Is great,
growing and dominate force In The
nations existence, Ma one can stop
i hut II is our duty 10 50 build It
that its power and possibilities may
ise directed and guided 10 the perfee-
ton of that higher service 10 which
We are dedieated=to our God and TO
our country.
In relating here some few of the
endeaHors and actions Of The state
New Britain herald., 1923-09-14

actions Of TIC aalienal eAeaaliAs eelaa
miisaei inas sleh = iislson Should pc
maintained ean hardly b. questioned,
Allese AeF1 lonlmislasmeas
IA 50 happened that same iaem1
hers of the committee we're llkeNlse
district ehairmen. and with these eNs
eepiinas J am sorry % sas that these
0ffieers On lhe department were
knesn emily bY name, and not Ds
achievements, With pAe or two ca
81 ntians. we're il net for records IN
the state headquarters Philadelphia
laager wauld be slnmned II he were
assigned the task Of ioeailng q dis
triet organisation,
ssThe custom has prevailed 60 am
enally elect district ehaiFmen, and
executive committeeman, 10 say the
least, the letter Of our constitution IN
This respect has been strictly adhered
10, but mol the spirit, and because Of
this dereieli0n Of duty your state or
ganizatian has been handicapped, ]
am firm In the belief that II district
ehaifmen and executive eemmliiees
men were chosen and elected Win
the same interest that prevails IN The
selection Of major affieers and the
positions were filled by men because
Of their ability and vino had demons
slrated a willingness 10 serve, and not
merely "a mn vacancies, your depart
n.ent commander could more readily
build an organization that wanld flll'
M the hopes and ambitions Of all IN
iereated in the welfare N the Amerls
can Legion,
New Britain herald., 1923-09-14

organization, there IS 3 tAsush, Of
personal pride n accomplishment
ne meiiFe eAeeps le slNs kea bEienf
In prospective basis anen NAleh %
build the coming year What weak
ness ana shat lack Of concrete
achievement mas Come Be yeaE mind
are nat tbs fault af laFal and afien
much anused aud criticised state
headquarters star, but mine alone,
,'upen assuming the duties Of eamr
msnder | cherished the belief born
Of the experience an the executive
committees that In aHder 70 effectively
accomplish the hest results. Yenr state
organization should be in close touch
Rith the national organization the
district organization and the posts,
believed the meetings of The eKeen=
tive committee should be open 10 the
national committeeman, the district
chairman, and ether department off
GERS who are not eK-effiei0 members
thereof. Accordingly, at it's first
meeting. the executive committee
voted 10 invite 10 all future meetings,
the national committeeman AMI dis
ifiet ehairmen, who were TO have the
privilege of the floor. but. of course,
no vote,
During the year your representa-
tiSe on the national committee, Jus
tns i'ennell. Esaa Of Stamford, has
heen III attendance al nearly all the
meetings, and no one can question
the benefit we derived because Of his
presence. We al all times were. In
touch with national headquarters. and
New Britain herald., 1923-09-14

Judge Advocate 4, G Calhoun, Yin.
etni Heating, William eaunlfsma8,
Morris PAINE Theodore Meyers z, T.,
Armstrahg and Frances T. Malone,
10 these men is due all lhe credit nf
preparing and dFafting hilis IN accord
anee with resolutions ani WISHES
and expressed AZ the state
New Britain herald., 1923-09-14
hi MaiFrllury,

convention lN NaiFFhAEs'
10 reeite In detail lhe history and
fate Of eaeh Rlli Is al ns purpose,
I aish 0slF a. make menliaa 81 enlN
ene o. tao questions, which galhsd
mare publicity ami siaea ani as major
pieces ~ soldier legislation, There
Nas introduced ana sponsored hF q
New Britain herald., 1923-09-14

veterans organization, : hill pFehieis-
ing The placing of The American nss
on graves other than these Of the ass
parted veterans The bill aas refer
I'd 10 tao committee en- the judiciary.
ana ably sponsored hF some veteran
feantlnned on Eighteenth PsseI.
The Cordova daily times., 1923-03-06
FINANCED" VICTIM IDENTIFIES TORTURERS
 FROM HOSPITAL COT

MEDFORD, Ore, March 6. - All though J. F. Hale, the principal com plaining witness, was declared to be still too ill to leave his room, the trial of the case gainst the alleged night-riders was begun yesterday after having been postponed from Saturday. Hale was brought into court in an ambulance, and lying on his cot gave his testimony for the prosecution. He swore to the ident- ity of Dr. Jouett P. Bray, and par tially identified J. P. Hittson, as members of the mob who engaged in the hanging" episode in which Hale was repeatedly strung up until he became unconscious. He was unable to identify the third of the defen- dants, Howard A. Hill, as one of those in the night-riding party.
The Cordova daily times., 1923-03-06
TERRITORIAL LEGISLATURE IN SESSION
ALLEGED BURGLAR
 PROVED BE ALASKAN;
 4 MISTAKE IS CLAIMED

SEATTLE, March 6.-In the es- tablishment yesterday of the identity of the alleged burglar shot and killed by the night watchman of the City Dye Works, early yesterday morning, has been revealed the end of an Alaskan career. Through the identi- fication of his sister, Mrs. Mary Holm sen, the prowler was found to have been J. Gunivin, of Juneau, the first white child born in Nome, and a former student of the University of Washington The identification was made at noon yesterday by the sis ter of the dead man, who stated that he had been crazed by drink and had probably mistaken the Dye Works building for another where he had recently been attending school to learn the work of electrical installation. Gunivin had planned to leave this week for Juneau on the Northwestern, to resume his work there as an automobile mechanic He was born at Nome on January first, 1900.