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El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-05-31

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Como en- el nundo. resnena La pala-
bra America" encantadora v sujesti-
va, nuestra selecta sociedad ha consa-
grado al Teatro de ese, nombre en-
San Juan, temple de la peregrina dio-
sa del cuplet, Analia Isaura.
acknowledgements, que no ha desflado
por la escena de- nuestros coliseos,
danzarina mas bella, hi dotada de ma
yor graeia, que esta Isaura salerosa y
fina, delieada y gentil..
Atrayente v seductora, sabe poner
en- Ia flor de sus cantares, toda la ex-
preston de su arte, todo el .fuego d. su
alma, toda la viyeza deGsp espfritu y
tcda la donosufa de- ;su ;gracejo ialu-. l1.
ciiante y enloqueeedor. Sl.f
Nunca; nj, en- 'nfngln tempo, artista
lalguna ha ganado 1nayores sinpatias
; de huestto publico selecto. .s., 4 q
cuand0 lena ela America S sus pal
Icos, su platea y sus galerias, y apa-
Erece Amalia, en- el proscenio. mil pu-
lpiias Sc encandiian para admirarla,
y estalla el APPLAUSE resonante, aun
sin haber emitido una nota; basta unr
solo gesto, tin. cortoi paseo sobre Ell
Itablado, uno de sus peculiares mane-
JOS. csando .eIreda los Hecos de su
lmant6n- de Manilas, en- su vibrante
Icuerpo de gitana embriagadora.
Amalia ha cautivasio nuestra So
Iciedad.
Ella es la diosa del arte aGno' y
excelsior.
All vamos tcdos . verla, batiendo
lpallmatas y eehai,do II aire sombreros y
flores ! c'iando agQnicamente pronun-
cia Ia aEggInel q Nena's insuperable.
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|lieitados ts ror ssa sdquisici6n.
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seht htaci6n de ia ;ntelectualidad de
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El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-05-31
poNsLUIs.RUBERT. .

/. que come todGs susr familiares, for
. ma parte del fcarihose Garnet de nues-.
tras az aarmistades ha regresado de Eu-
ropa,t >: nos sentimos regociiadas al
saludarlo, en- TERRA pnertorriqueiia
que es para e, tan querida como "a
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El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-05-31
LA CoNFERENCIA DEL LCDO.
VILLARONGA EN- Ell ATENEO.

VILLARONGA EN- Ell ATENEO.
En- Ell ,Ateneo, ell viernes retro-pr6-
ximo, celebro su ..ahtmciada conferen-
cia sobre 'el sufragio femenino ell ta-
.lentoso joven abogado Luis Nillaron-
ga; 8, 81 Il IA
El ilustre Presidente del docto Gem
tro, presento al conferencista, quien
argumento favor del felninismo. i
No pudimos asistir, y aun cuando
no somos devotas de esas ideas STEM
pre- tenemos un APPLAUSE para ell .joyen
Intellectual.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-05-31
GALANTEMENTE

recibieron a varios de sus amigos,
en- la magnf6ca terraza alta del Rial
to la noche del jueves pasado los anna
bles empresarios propietaries, de, di-
cho Teatro Sres. Bruno Vazquez.
Tuvimos una pequena audici6n pri-
vada de la Troupe Jazzistas, " des-
pues, pasamos las horas que hace-
mos referencia nluy suavemente, bajo
el dosel del cielo, con elimination dis
creta, saboreando dulces riquisimos y
confortandonos en- la dulce placidez
de aquellos momentos, en- que Ia be-
lleza de- las Sras. de Bruno, y sus
conpaheras Sras. de Vazquez y Bru-
no, (Refael y Antonio) nos hacian,
aun mas. her1nosas las horas.
Reuniose tan bello grupo de, senos
ras, sehoritas, caballeros y joyenes,
que bien podiamos, recornendar. q
nuestros amigos del Rialto, Ia repeti-
ci6n de aquella informal reunion de
gran tono. Els que casi estamos por
Greer. que va 4 Ser necesario. isetiir
i Julio i Rafael, csc n,aenifico sitio
esplendido en noches de 3 ve,aro ,,ala e e.
hacer il tertulia donde IN IN ~ ,calantas EtEs
se mostraron elios Z I,olo q Antonio, An I q
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sentimossI a. sineerane,,te as; roa;s 5;rsy M
pirarla la noche del iueves. IL deiie;os &
"a terraza del Rialto tiosde &, en otros g
denartamentos tienen n,,,o,ntadas 's,,s
ofc;nas 1 todo i,,;o los -, ;;5Svey,e.s ~. d,,e ,
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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-09-22

Health.
Hints.
by the
Father of
Physical
Culture

More than a score of years ago I
tlrst called attention to the intimate
physical relationship existing between
hair health and physical health.
Inc obvious reason, and the most
frequent of all reasons for hair
troubles-excepting those that esult
from direct infection by parasites-is
lack OF physical vigor, and neglect to
maintain the scalp in hygienic condi.
ton
Very often hair loss in later life is
due to lack of care of the scalp of
the infant after birth. ! cannot inn
press too strongly upon mothers the
necessity of seeing to it that the
greatest possible care in the treatment
Of the scalps of their babies is exer-
cised at this time.
The very first attention should be
directed towards the careful cleans
ing OF the scalp of the baby, freeing
1t fro mthe tenacious substance,
called the "vernix caseosa". that
covers the entire scalp of the newly
born child.
Have the nurse or attendant satu-
rate the scalp with sweet almond oil.
olive oil, or vaseline. Only the purest
oil should be used, although a few
drops of bergamot or wintergreen
may be incorporated, if little per-
fume is desired.
Then, after the body of the child
is washed and the infant is dressed.
the head should be cleansed with
liberal quantity of SOAP and warm
water.
Under no circumstances should a
fine comb be used on a babv's tender
scalp, as this would work irreparable
injury.
The hair and scalp of children, as
well as of adults, must be kept scru-
pulously clean, so as to prevent the
clogging up of the follicles by dust or
dirt, and to prevent itching and irri-
tation to the scalp, caused by the
presence of the foreign matter. This
practice should be religiously fol-
lowed.
The value of brushing the hair reg
ularly can hardly. be emphasized too
strongly. In the hair itself it pol
ishes and will tend to increase very
greatly its lustre. But thu principal
value lies in the influence of its
proper use upon the scalp.
Brushing should be performed once
or twice each day.
Some women prefer to use brush
with stiff bristles for removing dam
druft, and then use a soft one for
polishing and arranging the hair.
Many women have great trouble
while doing up their hair" to prevent
snarls and tangles from developing.
IT these women would always be
careful to divide the hair into strands
and to begin combing at the tip of
the hair, taking only few inches and
gradually working back to the roots.
little at time, they would avoid
much of this trouble.
| shall give many other valuable
suggestions on the care of the hair in
subsequent articles.
Evening star., 1923-09-09
Poiret TsCiU and TaviU Cord
in Macy Blue and Black
New Fall Rengo Belt Reducing
COrsets for Large Figures

Without sacrificing one touch that has made
Rengo Belt Corsets popular with women of aver
age or heavy build, the new fall models show many
innovations that make them even more interesting.
Rengo Belts are essentially reducing corsets as they
impart slness almost unbelievable and insure perfect
fit of the garment. The reducing band holds
the abdomen in place. and the strong boning nures the
utmost trimness of hips and back. $500 to $500.
THIRD rLooA LANsBuRGH &
Evening star., 1923-09-09

wise a slenderizing one-piece costume
effect with blouse of black or navy crepe
de chine, and even in the lighter shades OF
iallow and silver. Some of these are beau-
tifully beaded and embroidered Many
STYLES to choose from. Sizes 4S to 81
Evening star., 1923-09-09
The Frocks As They Are Skefched

A-Broavn crebe-back sat
M, bor pleated from neck to
hcmline, ac1th brilliant bead
trimming forming girdie
effect betWeen pleats. S25.
Evening star., 1923-09-09

B-Charmiug dinner froek :.
of satin canton and georgette.
siith 1Urap-around drdbed
skirt, pleated bodice and Tery
short sleeves. $25.
EcoND FLOOR, LANsBuRGH & BRorHE
Evening star., 1923-09-09

The large woman who fears the dividing
line of blouse and skirt costume will
change her mind when she sees the be-
coming styles of these new blouses and
how smartly they blend with the new
suits and skirts. 1t is quite easy to de-
Evening star., 1923-09-09

C-Pm tuekS give distinc-
ton to this simple novy
boiret froek. Ruehings Of
ccru and red at neckline and
sleeve openings. $25.
Evening star., 1923-09-09
At Very Special Pricing
IndeStructib1e Pearl
Necklaces, $1.95

The dark frocks of the fall and winter will
make pearl necklaces more popular than ever,
and these are remarkably good-ooking for such
a low price. 24-nch chains with solid gold clasp.
The pearls will not peel or dscolor.
FIRST FLOOR. LANsBuReH & BROTHER
Evening star., 1923-09-09

From the deure business % of twill to the frivolous
dresses this showing that fulfill the exactng needs and wishes of
of founces ood
Poiet twill fiat
checked velour embroidered and included
group, featuring principally blue brown and black
Evening star., 1923-09-09

SECOND FLOOR, IANsBuReH BROTHER
The Washington times., 1923-08-04

VG2w
COMMERCIAL salesman stopped Washington last
week, and said: Flows busnes? The said Rotten
Two hours later this the sesman sample
hotel and buying literally Some Of the merchandise he wanted
The salesman somewhat
buying and before leaving he asked the merchant why the
immediate shipments business bad
After
quite little ahead of 1922 but that his disposition disturbed by the
heat that he felt that Business rotten.'
2095 physical and 500 But
all
Sales
Using, and the slump really happens.
abnormal in the 1t takes little
effort little but there be
far better sweat because good business than sweat about bad
August October and November
but July and August be made show better sales results
Slam the Slump There
stimulate sales the Shoppers inducements
leave the refreshing oscan and downtown
will when The
the only individual who doesn't forth effort
months. But be
shoot sales chart during July and August all of
little do
little working and little less wondering Business here for all of
simply have 60 after it.
C1- IL C C1->-
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-15
LESLIE

LESLIE, August Is. - Rev.
Broadus Jones, of Parrot, will
preach at the Leslie Baptist church
Sunday morning and evening. Au-
gust 10.
W. r. Bolton has returned from
visit to his daughter, Mrs. Spill
lers, near Warwick.
Howard Bridges, of Plains. and
Miss Mary Will Harvey, of Ameri-
Gus, visited Miss Caribou Harvey last
Thursday.
J. D. Bolton, who has recently
accepted position with the Smith
vile bank, spent Sunday here with
his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. ]. T,
Bolton.
Miss Carolyn Rogers, of Cole
man, spent several days last week
with her cousin, Miss Mary Fergu-
son. s
Rev, Ketchum, of Fl. Gaines, was
entertained at the home of Mr., and
Mrs' f. L. Wilson while in town
last week.
Miss Elizabeth Belcher, of Amer
lcus' visited at the hoem Of Mr..
and Mrs. B. J. Ranew while in town
last Thursday.
Mrs. H, G. Blachshear and
daughter, Edna Glare, are SPENDING
the week with relatives at Preston,
Mrs. Elizabeth Bolton returned to
Leslie Friday from a visit to her
brother, 7. J. Frazier.
Miss Lota Speer, who had an on
Grafton for appendicitis at the wise
sanitarium, Plains, was able 70 ra-
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-15

dangerous prank upon the part of
zsl@ssTs~z
some unknown. The car had been
lleft at the curb on Lamar street,
temporarily, by McCord Prather,
and during his absence some one put
the machine in reverse and start
led it going.
Mr.. William Rushin, who was
badly injured near Amreicus Wed
nesday evening when his motor
cycle collided with a touring car
near the city, is receiving every
care and attention at the Americas
Hospital.
Fred Stills left yesterday for
Bowling Green, KY, where he will
pursue a commercial course.
Miss Morgan, of the local hos
pital corps, returned yesterday
from cambridge, where she has
been engaged professionally during
several days.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-15
COAL PRICES BEGIN
TO SOAR AGAIN.

Consumers of anthracite coal are
facing another threat of shortage
and eXtortionate prices not only
because of the impending Strike
OF the miners but also because
the little protection that was given
them last September in the form
of the law creating the office Of
Federal Fuel Distributor and pro-
hibiting profiteering is about to be-
withdrawn.
This law expires by express lin
itation on September %. AS Con-
gress will not be in session until
next December the statute can not
be continued in operation and no
new legislation to take its place
can be enacted in time to be of
any value.
Republican politicians in New
England are showing uneasiness al
the prospect that the Washington
administration viii be held re-
sponsible for the suffering and
gouging the people Of that section
are likely TO experience this year
The recollection Of the hardshipt
and profiteering to which last
years femme exposed these con.
sumers is still fresh in their minds
Already the price Of anthracit,
is soaring and even in Washington
D. c., under the eyes Of Fedora
officials supposed to be clothed will
the authority and duty to proven
profiteering there is complain
from consumers. A consumers or
ganization has found, according T.
its president, that the supply an,
the price of anthracite are con
trolled by interests which seem +
be, having an understanding anon
themselves.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-15
turn to her home here Sunday.

turn to her home here Sunday.
Mrs. J. M. Green spen several
days last week at Triton where she
visited relatives.
Miss Ruth Ranew left Sunday
afternoon for Leesburg where she
will visit Mrs. Robert Heath.
Tom Wilkerson, Of LAGRANGE,
was visitor in town Saturday
and Sunday.
Mrs, REESE, rof ShelIman, Miss
Louise Walters, of EllavilIe, and
Miss Elizabeth Belcher, of Ameri-
Gus, were entertained at the home
Of Rev. and hrs. j. P. Daughtry
Wednesday night after the Sunday
school rally.
Miss Estelle Watkins, of Talbot
ton, came Monday to visit Miss
Lois Williams who has been i'll for
several days.
Mrs. Homer Oxford, Of OcilIa,
came Tuesday to visit relatives.
Revival services ats Anthony,
have been announced by the pastor,
Rev. j. 2. Daughtry, to start Sun
| day. He will be assisteeby Rev.
Jason Shirah, of Plains.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-15
THIRTY YEARS AGO TO-DAY
(From the Times-Recorder, Au
cr,rcA Z 1000


The good friend Of the Times
Recorder, Col John Hunkidory Wal
ker, sends in a stalk of cotton 5
feet 8 inches high with one boil of
cotton on it and no blooms, While
he didn't say so, this evidently a
third party stalk of cotton because
it bears no fruit.
In connection with the Americas
Guano works, there is one of the
best equipped oil mills in the south
under the management of Mr..
Marion S. Harper, that has been in
operation for several years which
aids materially in the success and
operation Of the this company.
Mr.. James Davenport has been
quite i'll at the home of his sister,
Mrs. Hollis for the past week. His
friends will be glad to hear of his
early recovery.
Hooks Burkhalter left yesterday
to visit his youn friend Sanford
Beall, in Columbus, Hooks is one of
the boys and he will doubtless have
a good time.
Mr.. W. D. Bailey is at home from
the eastern markets where he pur-
chased a large stock for his new
store.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-15
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
(From the Times-Recorder. Au-i
gust Ii. 1Qn3.N

gust 10, l9U3.)
George Duncan and DIN Dixon,
both direct direct New York i'm
portations are at home again with
the latest ideas of giddy Gotham.
Caterpillars have made their APP
pearance in the cotton fields about
Americas and to that extent the
crop here is threatened with de-
struction. Not until yesterday were
the pests discovered, and much I'M
easiness exists among the farmers
in neighborhoods where the cater
pillar is now working.
A Jolly crowd of young people,
in two-horse wagons, went out to
Holly Springs last evening, where
they enjoyed a moonlight picnic.
They returned to the city at a late
hour. much pleased with the oc-
easion.
Mr.. and Mrs. R. J. Perry and the
Misses Perry left yesterday for
White Springs Florida where they
viii remain some weeks.
Mrs. John Hudson and little
daughter. Mary left Friday for
MiIledgeviIle where they will visit
relatives.
Judge z. A. Littlejohu returned
home yesterday from points in
north Georgia. where he has been
during the heated term.
Miss Helen Argo went up to At
lar;a yesterday 20 be at the bed
side Of her mother.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-15

The mad college graduate tells
US the men who wrote eyes, We
Have No Bananas" made $780,
600.
Good news from Seattle.
Woman. stabbed her husband.
Maybe they are running out Of
ammunition.
Aviator who flew from Chica-
go to New York wasn't any bet
ter off,
Keep away from Waukegan,
I'll. Haircuts are Is cents there.
Marshalltown, Ia, golfer who
broke his wife's jaw while driy-
ing, claims it was an accident.
Not having time to become
cashiers, three men robbed a
Pawhuska, okla, bank by force.
Chicago gas company will
make its girls wear sleeves, and
the girls will laugh up them.
In Detroit, two detectives dis
guise themselves in bathing
suits. They may catch a COW
European lecturers have quit
coming to America. It's too
hot. Somebody would shoot
them,
Many may enjoy learning a
dancing school burned in New
York.
Books of etiquette are still
in demand although reading
them is considered bad etiquette.
American girl has married a
Turk Prince. Bet she's boss.
Scratching a bite irritates the
skin, also the biter,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-15
q SoR g' 4. s.5 12ss. Daily Poem
By
Berton Braley
ON THE HORIZON

ON THE HORIZON ~ .s ~-
Looming against the distant rim
A ship, with all her sails in trim,
Is vanishing into the blue,
Seeking far ports shall not view
Perhaps her sails are soiled and frayed
Her decks with coal-dust overlaid,
But seen ATARI across the sea,
She is Ship of.Dreams to me.
And if her cargo have the scent
OF spices of the Orient.
Or reell of guano and of hides,
I know not, but know she rides. A
On rolling deeps that I would cross
And that about her bows there toss
Bright showers if the salty spray,
And that her mast-heads swing and sway;
And that I'd almost sell my soul
To feel her decks beneath me roll,
And hear her timbers strain and creak,
And sense the salt wind on my cheek.
think there is no lovelier sight,
Vouchsafed to give the eyes delight,
Than is ship with sails atrim,
Against the far horizons rim.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-15
TO USE PICTURES TO
OFFSET DANGER.

National Founders Association,
and Mr.. John f. Edgerton, presi-
dent of the National Association
of Manufacturers End one Of the
outstanding religious leaders OF
the country, have united in plan
for undertaking by motion pictures
a campaign to offset the irrelgious
trend of the day which endangers
the Christian life of the country;
and it is upon its religious life that
it future must depend.
Their plan involves the organi-
cation of a company 70 develop a
movie picture system which,
through schools, in public halls, in
churches where church buildings
are available, IS intended to pre-
sent only the highest moral aud re-
Ggious features of life. Their aim
/. Is to counterfeit the evil influences
at work, to teach the things which
make for the development of
America along the line Of its early
religious traditions ara to help 20
incul1ate, through the eye and the
mind, ethics and patriotism.
The plan, if rightly sateguar6ed
can be made Of almost u4itless
value. 1t IS the adoption Il the
appeal 10 the eye VhsJa now
crowds tens Of thousands Of movie
picture theatres ia all parts 1t the
country with men sa5 women and
children every day exesp; Sunday,
and in some places even on sun
day To q very large extent many
Of these movie pictures teach I'M
moral lessons or lessons which tend
to break down religious and ethi-
cal standards and family life. To
counterfeit these is the aim Of 5rr.
Barr and Mr.. Edgerton and those
associated with them.
There are tens of thousands of
young men in every big city hang
ing around movie theatres in the
afternoons and at nights, and more
salacioUs the character of the
theatre is the greater seems to be
the crowds of loafing, idle young
men. Apparently many of them
have lost out. Before their char |
acter was formed they became
idlers and loafers, and the devil1
took possession of hand and brain
and heart. Even that generation
may to some extent be saved by |
the right kind of pictures, and the |
younger generation may be saved |
from getting into that condition by |
proper training through the movie
picture industry
If all the idle, loafing young |
men, young and old, in this coun- |
try could be filled with a spirit of |
work, of activity of brain and |
body, there would be no need for
any factor to run short because of |
a lack Of labor. There are people
enough in this country to do all |
the work that is to be done, but |
hundreds Of thousands of them |
are living in idleness, a drain on
the vitality of the communities
in which they live and of the ma
ton, and a sad illustration of the
fact that the devil finds his best
working force in the idle hand, and
the idle brain and the undeveloped
heart.
If Messrs. Barr and Edgerton
and their associates can carry out
the work which they have outlined
IN the spirit which has moved them
they will build for themselves
monument of thousands and tens
of thousands of hearts and lives
saved-aye, perhaps of millions
saved for the cause of righteous
ness and sobriety and patriotism.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-15
TEN YEARS AGO TO-DAY
(From the Times-Recorder. Au


gust Is, 1879
Nine bales new cotton received
yesterday At Americas warehouses
which. added 70 bales previously re
ceived here to date. This is a larg-
er number, perhaps, than have
been received this far at any other
market in Georgia. As yet there is
little demand for new cotton
which is worth II - to II cents
for the best grades.
The large touring car of DR.. W.
S. Prather ran a wild race without
occupant a night or two ago, the
result of a mischievous and very
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-15

Firpo thinks he can knock
Dempsey for q goal. Dempsey
knows he can knock Firpo for
some gold.
So many people are wearing
glasses. In few generations
babies may be born with them.
Many golfers keep their clubs
at home so neighbors will know
where they are going.
When a young couple Dragged
about their new machine 20
years ago it was sewing ma
chine.
Bread is the staff of life.
Wheat is so low and bread SO
high it seems to be a crooked
staff.
Every now and then some one
you haven't missed comes up
and tells you he is back again
The hustle is coming back.
Also the hustle is and hustle.
Many are taking advantage of
the warm spell to cuss a coal
man.
These are the days of mad
dogs, and people
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-08-15
What a Calamity

Z Dear me-" said the fashionable
mother, "we can't send our daugh-
ter back to boarding school"
"Why not?'
She has, graduated -LouisvilIe
Courier-Journal.