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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-08
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-08
TORTURED MANY YEARS BY
KIDNEYS

7 have had kidney trouble for
twelve years" writes II. p. Pinkney.
West Jackson. Miss. Pains In back.
joints. catches In the hips. run down
and getting up too much during the
night. But since taking Foley KID
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-08
Dill Viii Haze to Make
Good Doubles Promises

day wednesday. He was consratu.
lated dozens Of times on his election
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-08

and did his best to answer questions
regarding the welfare OF Dllps rels-
lives back East
How many Of Dlrs relatives ana
friends are surviving no does not
know himself. after Moore finished
with his Hlaushtering and rcvfving
orgy Wednesday.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-08

II takes $4,000 rose blooms to
produce an ounce OF altar OF roses,
or rose oil Great caro- must be
taken TO pick tho freshly opened
blooms while the dew Is still on
them and before tho heat OF the
day has begun. The odor Of the
roses is volatile and tho heat OF
the sun causes the blooms TO lose
their strength.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-08

Some snow falls In each Of tho
United stRtas. Tho greatest fall 90
ours in tho Sierra Nevada and cas.
oade mountains on the Pacific Coast.
who're Il ranges from 20 10 40 feet
In depth. A. summit. Cal. 90 feet
has been recorded In single season
and 70 feet In n single month.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-08
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Nay Fever Sufferers
FREE rriai Of Method That Anyone
Gan Usc Without Discomfort
OF Loss Of Tina

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Ok Asthma and we want you To try
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The Washington times., 1923-10-20
COUNT 10 BEFORE

Spanking your child. Gle might
grow up to be q movie star)
Bringing home a parrot that
isn't deaf and dumb.
Mistakins hornets nest for a
football.
Trying - eat a creampuff with
q sledgehammer.
Picking an exit in case of fire
near a bargain gale.
kissing girl with hayfeTer.
Toasting marshmellows in
celluloid collar.
Talking about a mule behind
his back.
Using your wooden leg for a
fire poker.
Carrying - purchase of fish
nome in your pocket.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20
An Interesting Speech.

Henpeck-Di you hear the after
dinner speech that my wife made
last night?
Hardy-No; what did she say?
Henpeck-"Grab q cloth and
wipe the dishes"
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

Never make love to 4 girl in q
taxicab. You can't keep your
mind on your work If you have
to keep your eye on the meter.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20
CHESTER'S
CHUCKLES
By Chester G. Conner.

" AKA@NHAS0NS0
WV HEN you fall and crack
w your head you know its
a hard world.
Some men are not in favor Of
home brews when the wife uses
. rolling pin.
Pugilists and fishermen hope
they can use tho right hook.
Wars should be delivered G.
o. d.
The biggest apples grow on the
top Of the basket.
There are always a lot Of
hangers-on in crowded trolley
car.
Being up on etiquette means
something more than buying q
book and then sitting on it.
The most noticeable thing
about watering cans and politi-
clans at this time IL the spout.
The worm that turns makes
good fish bait.
Insults are merely . matter cf
relativity.
You don't need to return 4 can
Il you never take one.
Woman still conceals two
things, her age and her ears.
Laughter at afternoon parties
is usually Tea. Tea!
Advice il Ike castor oil, you
give it to the children ana don't
take any yourself.
A successful cigar buyer should
know the ropes.
A man who is ashamed Of his
bald head should keep it unde:
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

Never carry anything on the
hip Il you expect to meet the
missus in a department store
near the bargain counters.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20
KEEP LOOKING YOUNG
It's Easy-If You Know DR..
Edwards Olive Tablets

The secret Of keeping young IN TO feel
yeunR-ta ae this you muat watch your
liver and hewels-there'a no need Of
having a saiisw eempieEieA--aaEk yings
uAder yeur eyes pimpIes - q bilious
look in yeuP faee-dull eyes with no
sparkle, -FOUR doctOV will tell %eu ninety
per oent af all sickness comes from
inactive bsVEels and liver
DE-. Mdwapda q well-kRowR physician
In Ohio, perfected p vegetable COM
neund naked with elive ell to act en- the
liver and bowels. which he gave to his
patients for pears.
Dr. Edwards Olive Fahiets. the sub
stituts for CalOnsl ara gentle in their
aotion yet always effective. They bring
about that natural buoyancy which all
should enjoy by toning up the liver and
cIeariR the system of impurities.
DR. Edwards Olive Tablets are known
by their olive color, 16c and 3Oc.
OEEaEOar4s'
OLIVE
lZobIete
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

i NJ ED B u R Y
s A Y S. |
By John p. Medbury.
~ HE different motor COM
panies are changing the
style ana models of their
cars every few months, but what
we need now Is a manufactures
who will make automobiles to
your measure.
No man likes to drive ma
chine that fits him too tight
around the waist.
And a woman hates to own a
car that hangs too loosely about
her.
We smoke taiIOr-made cigar
cites and wear taiIor-made clothes,
30 why shouldn't we ride around
ln tailor-nade automobiles?
Just think how classy it would
sound to your friends to say,
"I'm going to England to get
measured for a Rolls-Royce."
Then after they saw you 10 the
Cock you could sneak off the
boat and go to Detroit and get
fitted for . Ford.
If the manufacturers made au-
tomobiles Of cloth you could climb
into them like you do an over.
coat or pair Of pants.
III you were small and wanted
Q big car you'd have to use sus-
penders to hold The machine ON
yOu.
It would be nice to have a tour
ing car that you could button up
around your neck on a cold day.
It would be necessary to make
the automobiles out Of heavy
cloth, otherwise you'd have to go
to the expense of having them
pressed all the time.
If anything went wrong with
your car you could just stop in
ct the nearest dress-maker and
have 1t fixed.
Any old maid could be q me.
ehanic, because the only tOols
Gase'd need would be q needle
and thread.
Cloth automobiles would re-
Guce traffic noises. If you were
driving a velvet machine and a
velour car ran into you, there
wouldn't be very loud crash.
The noise would be about as
deafening as linen napkin crash
ing head on with a sofa cushion.
Instead Of keeping your ma
chine in high-priced garage, you
could just put 1t away for the
night on clothes hanger.
III you had an expensive auto
mobile tailored to your measure.
k wouldn't be lad idea to have
b made Hike q pair of pajamas, so
that you could wear it to bed
with you.
It won't be long before the
women will want their motor
cars cut on the bias and trimmed
with fur.
1t may sound ridiculous, but
the time is coming when every
motorist will be driving around
In his own form-fitting automo-
bile.
Copyright. 1928. King Features
Syndicate. Inc.)
COUNT 10 BEFORE
Spanking your child. HIe might
crow up to be q movie star.)
BRINGING hnKna nn..oA L..
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

A man who is ashamed Of his
bald head should keep it unde:
cover.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

We smoke taiIor-made cigar
cites and wear tailor-made clothes,
so why shouldn't we ride around
ln tailOr-made automobiles?
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

Advice il like castor oil, you
give it to the children ana don't
take any yourself.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20
FREE GRATIS

Never walk few blocks with
the wife to save taxicab fare.
Remainder the hat. suit and shoe
merchants arrange their shop
windows to catch the eyes Of
women in such instances.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

A successful cigar buyer should
know the ropes.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

Just think how classy it would
sound to your friends to say,
"I'm going to England to get
measured for Rolls-Royce."
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

And a woman hates to own a
car that hangs too loosely abou:
her.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

Then after they saw you 10 the
cock you could sneak off the
boat and go TO Detroit and get
fitted for D Ford.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

No man likes to drive q ma
chine that fits him too tight
around the waist.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

Laughter at afternoon parties
Il usually Tea, Tea!
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

There are always a lot Of
hangers-on in a crowded trolley
car.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

If the manufacturers made au-
tomobiles Of cloth you could climb
into them like you do an over
coat or a pair Of pants.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

You don't need to return q can
Il you never take one.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

Woman still conceals two
things. her age and her ears.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

Insults are merely q matter Of
relativity.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

It won't be long before the
women will want their motor
cars cut on the bias and trimmed
with fur.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

III you were small and wanted
. big car you'd have to use sus-
penders to hold the machine ON
yOu.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

1t would be nice to have a tour
ing car that you could button up
around your neck on a cold day.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20
NJ EDB r Y
s AY S.
By John p. Medbury.

~ HE different motor COM
panies are changing the
style ana models of their
cars every few months, but what
we need now Is a manufacturer
who will make automobiles to
your measure.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

The most noticeable thing
about watering cans and politi.
clans at this time is the spout.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

Being up on etiquette means
something more than buying .
book and then SITTING on it.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

The worm that turns makes
good fish bait.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

II you had an expensive auto
mobile tailored to your measure,
t wouldn't be lad idea to have
t made Hike pair of pajamas, so
that you could wear It to bed
with you.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

1t may sound ridiculous, but
the time is coming when every
motorist will be driving around
In his own form-fitting automo-
bile.
Copyright. 1928. King Features
Syndicate, Incl
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

The biggest apples grow on the
top Of the basket.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

It would be necessary to make
the automobiles out Of heavy
cloth, otherwise you'd have to GO
TO the expense Of having them
pressed all the time.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

Any old maid could be q me.
ehanic, because the only tOOls
GlSe'd need would be q needle
and thread.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

The noise would be about as
deafening as a linen napkin crash
ing head on with a sofa cushion.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

If anything went wrong with
your car you could just stop in
ct the nearest dress-maker and
have 1t fixed.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20
IVY HEN you fall and crack
M your head you know its
a hard world.

Wars should be delivered G.
o. d.
The Washington times., 1923-10-20

Instead Of keeping your ma
chine in high-priced garage, you
could just put 1t away for the
night on a clothes hanger.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1923-03-02
Japs Barred From Land.

Boise, ldaho.--By a vote of 81
to 6 the state assembly passed q
measure to prohibit the leasing Of
lands in this state to japanese.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1923-03-02
A PIE COUNTER AGE.

In an interview last week in Chi
cage, Mother Jones" declared that
the trouble with this country is that
there is too much four-hushing and
not enough real leaders.
"This is a pie counter age" she
said, nodding her quaint bonnet.
Eyes, sir, can't use classic language
or suffragette gang phrases, but | do
know men are fighting for the pie in
industry, politics and religion instead
of fighting for humanity. This coun-
try can make dollars, but it can't
make men and women capable of be-
ing great leaders. There is too much
four-flushing, cratory, banquets."
Diamonds! there is another evil.
Mother" Jones said every stone on
woman's finger was the ruby blood
of starved child whose father was
robbed of his earnings.
They were "real people" who lived
70 years ago she added.
Women today who might be rails.
ing noble men and women are trying
to get into the limelight with parlor
meetings and political teas" she said.
Mother" Jones is 93 years old.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1923-03-02
How to Save the World From War.
lEron Tahorl


Eighty-four Labor members of the
British Parliament have joined in an
appeal to the United States to save
Europe from the consequences of the
Treaty of Versailles.
What would they have us do?
The Treaty of Versailles is only one
of the contributing causes of Europe's
plight and by no means the principal
one.
What is keeping Europe, and a
large section of the world outside of
Europe, in constant turmoil is the
fact that THE SMALL MINORITY
WHICH PROFITS FROM WAR, and
from the exploitation of weaker peo-
pies, is in control of the governments
of the leading nations of the world.
If these interest scould come to an
understanding concerning the division
of the spoils there would be small
danger of armed conflict. BUT THEY
CAN'Ti And because they can not
or will not, peace conferences prove
abortive, hundreds of millions are
wasted on military preparations, and
the world is threatened with a cata-
clysmic conflict which may, conceiva-
bly,, sound the knell of civilization.
Take the situation in the Near
East. Everyone who knows anything
about international affairs knows that
the struggle of the British, American,
and French financiers to get control
of the oil deposits of that region is
what is causing most of the row, and
that religion, although played up
In newspaper headlines, is a mighty
small factor.
What is true of the Near East is
true of practically all the sore spots
which disturb the worlds rest. IN
THE LAST ANALYSIS THESE So
CALLED RIVALRIES BETWEEN
NATIONS ARE FOUND TO BE
NOTHING MORE THAN SORDID
GAMES OF GRAB PLAYED BY IN
TERNATI0NAL FINANCIERS.
There is just one way to get away
from this unfortunate situation.
The people who do NOT profit from
Wharf.-The great majority in every
country-must send the bankers, the
diplomats, and the militarists to the
rear and place the control of foreign
affairs in the hands of men who sym
pathize with mankind's yearning for
peace. Then we can arrange inter-
national conferences which will give
more thought to the rights of man
and less to the interests of the dollar.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1923-03-02
COLORADO GOVERNOR
RECOMMENDS COOPERATION
FOR AGRICULTURISTS

THE undoubted success of cooper.
ative marketing warrants your earn.
est consideration" urges Governo,
William l.. Sweet in addressing the
Colorado State Legislature, just as
sembled.
"The National Government now
has under consideration special legis-
lation for the relief of the farmer
Our own state, which is so largely
agricultural, must proceed immediate
ly to pass such laws as will not only
permit. but promote, cooperative
marketing among farmers and stock
growers" the governor continued.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1923-03-02

New and valuable information on
constantly available. ! am sure that
new cooperative marketing law
based on presentday practices would
result in great good TO all the people
of the State"
Governor Sweet knows what he is
talking about. He has observed CO.
operation at work in this country, and
recently returned from study of its
benefits to the farmers and workers
of Europe. The detailed plan for
aiding co-operatives which he has just
submitted to the legislature provides
for "a bureau of markets with a
market director whose duty 1t shall be
to give counsel and leadership in the
organization of cooperative market
ing associations as well as to assist in
the orderly marketing of farm pro-
duce and live stock"
Governor Sweet sums up in one sem
tence the much-agitated farm credit
problem: "Any successful co-opera-
tive marketing method must take into
account credit and storage; if suitable
storage is provided and fair price
can be secured for the farmers pro-
duce, then credit will automatically
be stabilized and improved.
Colorado is fortunate in having
Governor who hews to the line. Co.
operation is the key to the permanent
prosperity of every community, farm
ing or industrial. One by one the
statesmen of the country are recog-
nizing this truth.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1923-03-02
PATRONIZE OUR ADVER-
Users.

. Every once in a while we try .
: to impress upon our readers the :
> value of their support with our .
; advertisers. The Review carries {
) the advertisements of the best .
; firms in the city and when do .
; ing your trading we wish that .
; you would give these a chance .
) to serve you. :
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1923-03-02
UNION PRINTERS
HOME PRAISED
BY. HENRY FORD

The Feb. 10 issue of the Dearborn
Independent, Henry Ford's paper, con-
tains page story on the Union
Printers Home at Colorado Springs,
with illustrations of the grounds,
Main buildings and tuberculosis tents.
The article was written by Mark G..
Troxell.
The Home, its management and the
wonderful good being done are at
tracing more and more attention
among those who are seekingsto find
a remedy for disease and dependency.
The printers apparently haEe quit
theorizing and have adopted a very
practical method, as it is their boast
that no union printer ever asks for
charity.
Over so per cent of all tubercular
patients entering the Union Printers
Home are discharged as cured.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1923-03-02
CRIPPLE STEALS TWO CENTS;
GETS A YEAR,

Archie Williams, cripple, has been
sentenced to one year in the peniten-
tiary for the theft of 2 cents. He
was indicted for first degree robbery,
under which the sentence would have
been much more severe, but Judge
William l.. Barnum permitted him to
plead guilty to the lesser charge.
Now, if this cripple had been a rich
guy and had stolen $2,000,000 of poor
peoples savings, we wonder what
he'd got.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1923-03-02
OTHERS VIEWS.

dearborn independently
4 Warning.

tDeafD0fn independently
4 Warning.
You as a newspaper reader do not
know, frequently the editor Of the
newspaper which you read does not
know, that much Of the stuff he prints
and you read is often prepared-noi
in the newspaper office, but in a dis
tant propaganda headquarters-to
mislead you. The purpose is to plant
certain selfish interests to perform
certain acts without exciting your sus-
pieion or disapproyal.
No newspaper staff knows enough
about the subjects which Its columns
discuss, to judge whether the public
is being deceived or not. There is q
certain number of columns TO be filled
every day, and outside Service" is
bought to fill those columns. There
Is one honest news service in the
country if there are two, We are
luekier than informed persons now
believe.
just now you are reading daily
screeds about the labor shortage" in
this country. The papers tell US that
the shortage of men Is so great that
the industries Of the country are en-
udHRoftu.
As a newspaper reader, slip out all
such articles and see If they bear any
clue of a responsible source. See il
a name is attached to them.
And then look round the streets oil
your city, look over the farm district
and see if it is true that there is a
'1abor shortage" Ii is matter
which can be decided by common OBJ
seryation on the streets, or by com.
mon acquaintance with the situation
Of the city dwellers and the farmers
The motive behind the daily inject.
ion of this false idea is palpable.
As to "the shortage of skilled la,
bor," that is due to an industrial sys.
tenn which has been built up by un.
skilled laobr and has made no 70.
vision for the training of skilled labor
for the future.
Unrestricted immigration will not
supply skilled labor, and of the kinC
of labor that unrestricted immigra.
ton could supply, we already have
enough.
This is not to say that the United
States cannot support more people
The United States can support many
times its present population. But
not under the system which now dom
mates its present population.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1923-03-02
Operative Plasterers
and Cement Finishers Local
No. 143

John p. Wheaton President, Gil N.
Poplar, M-2646.
Joe 0Brien, Vice President, 304 E.
Hill ST.
James Dunn, Fin. and Cor. Sec., 513
w. Beardsley Ave., Main 3347.
Walter Murphy, Treas, FOL N. Neil
Street.
Ray Washer. Rec. Sec, 1907 N.
Walnut.
Thos. Nolan, S. at A., 304 S. Second.
Meets First and Third Wednesday,
1880 p. NJ, Labor Hall.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1923-03-02
Ii Makes a Difference.

Phliadelphia.--At a convention of
1000 members of the Pennsylvania
and Atlantic Seaboard hardware as.
ISOLATION, it was voted to refuse to dc
business with manufacturers and job
bers who compete directly with mem.
bers of the association.
No comment is made of this action
by forces that insist it is ICON.
spiracy" when workers refuse &c
labor.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1923-03-02
BOARD OF cENsoRs.

BOARD OF CENSORs.
o. r. MILLER, Letter Carriera
n. ID. CAMPBELL, Transfers, chaufeurs,
Stablemen and Helpers.
DAN MENELEY, Janitors.
WOODY MARTIN, ID. of X. It. No. 271.
ARTHUR MOSS. building Laborers
FRED PALMER. BARRIERS.
GEORGE GARST, Plasterers and Cement
Finishers.
JESSE ADAMS. l. A. T. Sc.
A. ID. JOLLY. Electrical Workers No. 827
X. f.. KUSrER. Electrical Workers No. SOL
JOHN II. TIERNEY, Cigar Makers.
JAS. BROWN, typographical Union No
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1923-03-02

Showing a complete line of
Stetson's and Paragon's. Spring
numbers in pearl grey, green
pearl, green and tan mixtures,
and sand tan and medium
browns. Prices range from