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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-01-12
VETERANS RECEIVE HALF OF
WORLD SERIES GAME
PROCEEDS
Il E1tA1NO tObOn4N
YyT II Il u

Judge Kenesaw Mountain Lands,
high commissionr of organized base
ball, has sent three checks for $780,
1852. 10 each to headquarters of the
American Legion, Veterans of For
eign Wars, and Disabled Veterans
of the World War. These checks
were free gifts for benefit work in
the three veteran organizations. 1t
will b remembered that when the
Worlds Series was being played in N
York last fall that one of the games
ended in a tie. There was a charge
made by baseball fans that the tied
game was put up job" Judge
Lands denied this, and to prove that
it was not a plot to add another game
whereby more proceeds might be Sc,
cured, he ordered that the receipts
Of the disputed game be contributed
to charity. The three checks given
above represent one-half Of the pro-
ceeds. The other half was contribut
ed to organized charities.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-01-12
APPLE DESSERTS ARE HEALTH
Full, ECONOMICAL AND
DELICIOUS

Apples! Every one likes them
why not use them oftener? Certain.
ly no one could think of more health.
full or appetizing desserts than the
dozens which can be made from apples
Baked apples and apple sauce are
the standbys, but there are many
others.
First of all, select a good cooking
apple since you cannot get as good
results with many of the sweet table
varieties. The Stamen, Rome Beauty,
York Imperial, Baldwin and Rhode
Island Greening are excellent for the
following recipes. Use tn m at least
several times week.
Honey Apples: 6 apples, table
spoons honey, 6 teaspoons butter, l.
cup hot water. Pare and core the
apples. Place in pan and fill the
center of each apple with table
spoon of honey and 1 teaspoon of but
ter. Add the hot water, cover and
put in a slow oven SO that the apples
cook gently. Turn occasionally, re-
move the cover few minutes before
removing from the oven so that they
will brown slightly. Maple syrup
may be us',d in place of honey.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-01-12
BURN OLD CHRISTMAS TREES
TO PREVENT SPREAD OF
PLANT DISEASES

Burn the old Christmas tree and do
not throw it into the back yard or
the vacant lot to remain until warm
weather arrives.
The above advice is given by the
Bureau of Plant Industry of the Penn
sylvania Department of Agriculture.
To permit the trees to remain about
the premises may result in thous-
ands and even millions of dollars of
loss through the spreading of some
plant pastilence or disease.
Practically all of the Christmas
trees coming into Pennsylvania are
cut in Maine or in Canada. An
inspection of all these trees is inn
possible and some plant pest that may
do little damage in the North, may
become a serious menace in this eli
mate and with Pennsylvania soil con-
ditions. 1t is therefore urged that
the old Christmas trees be carefully
burned.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-01-12
FURTHER AID FOR DISABLED
MEN

Three new bills have been introduc-
ed in Congress which will materially
aid disabled ex-servia2 men if they
are passed. One provided financial
assistance in establishing disabled
veterans on self-sustaining farms.
Another calls for extension of the
time limit for obtaining certificates
of disability until August 0, 1926;
conversion of government term insur-
ance to be reinstated and the lapsed
Esl, miums deducted from the face
value of the policies.
AS an aid to the employment of vet
Grams, a measure is being urged that
will stop immigration for a period of
five years. A number of Senators
are backing this bill President
Harding has signed the Fish bill, as
amended by the Senate, which affords
an increase of from 500 to $50 a
month for NURSES for disabled veter-
ans who have lost their sight or both
arms or both legs.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-01-12
Ink From Other Presses
VITAL QUESTIONS
DISCUSSED BY
LEADING EDITORS
OF THE COUNTRY
DRY IMPERIALIsTS
,til 4 lslt 4 !, Il ri

The only trouble with the sugges-
ton of certain drys that the United
States purchase the West Indies in
order to stop the rum traffic is that
it is difficult to see where such a
policy would lead US. If we started
with the Bahamas we should simply
bring our frontier closer to Cuba.
If we bought Cuba it would be near
err Jamaica and the Windward ISL
ands. If we bought these it would
be nearer Central and South Amer
lea, and so on ad infinitum. The
same would be true if we dried up
Mexico by purchase. Unless Pan
anna furnished stepping place we
should have to continue buying right
down to Cape Horn New York
Tribune
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-01-12
ARBuCKLE AS A MARTYR

Win Hays has DETAINED Roscoe Ar
buckle before the whole world Will
Hays has cheated Arbuckle, he has
cheated me, and has cheated all peo-
Pile who believe with me that jury
vindication and Arbuckle's years of
splendid screen work entitle him to an
honest test of public opinion.
should feel proud if had to my
credit the enormous amount of clean,
productive joy which Arbuckle has put
into the lives of millions of people.
Lack of education, boisterous manners
and disereditable party" which cul
minated in an unforeseen tragedy fall
far short of outweghing the good
which Arbuckle's life has brought to
the world II. r. W, in Golfers
Weekly.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-01-12
FARM AND
HOME FACTS
MELTED ICE CREAM GOOD WITH
DESSERTS


Nothing exasperates the housekeep-
er more than to have ice cream melt
for she usually thinks it is wasted.
The January Designer gives several
ways to use melted cream to good
and tasty advantage, such as the fol-
lowing.
Melted ice cream can be transform.
ed into dessert much like Bavarian
cream by allowing one teaspoon Of
powdered gelatin to each cup of melt
I'D ice cream of ordinary richness.
Put the melted ice cream in a double
boiler or in a pan set in hot water,
and, when lukewarm, add the gelatin
previously softened in a little cold
water and dissolved in hot water.
When thoroughly mixed with the
warm cream, turn into wet mold
and set aside to become firm. Bat.
ing while stiffening gives more
spongy consistency. Where the ice
cream is of several colors add suf.
ficiont melted chocolate to gain one
color effect Serve with Whipped
or plain cram.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-01-12
FRUIT BALLS

A variety of fruit balls may be
made with different havors. Any
of the following are good combina-
tons:
No. /. Y ID dates, 4 10 figs, a 10
apricots.
No. 2. V Id dates, Il 10 prunes
4 ID seedless raisins.
No. 3. u ID dates, Il ID seedless
raisins, 4 ID citron.
Wash thoroughly in hot water and
put through food chopper. A hall
cup of shredded cocoanut may be add.
ed or one-half cup of nuts ground
with the mixture. If the mixture
is too dry to mold nicely, add orange
or lemon juice Shape into balls and
roll in powdered sugar.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-01-12
GRAND ARMY POST GIVES CLUB
HOUSE TO VETERANS

After many years of service to the
community the u. S. Grant Post, of
the G. A. R., is about to pass its
duties to the younger generation. The
post consisting of Civil War Veterans
has dwindled in membership until at
present there are but few left.
This post one of the most influential
in the Borough of Bklyn.. has had
its headquarters at 4S9 Washington
Avenue. At the close of the World
War the members took into their club
the Lieutenant Laurence Lowell Post,
of the American Legion.
Realizing there remains but a few
years more of life, the members have
studied with interest the activities of
the younger veterans and have given
them every cooperation. Now comes
the time when the older Y aterans
see fit to transfer their duties to the
veterans of the recent conflict. Real
izing the honor of this move the mem
bers of the Lowell Post have worked
hard and sincerely to secure sufficient
funds TO purchase the clubhouse of the
Grant Post of the G. A. X.
Several events of social character
have been arranged for this season
by the Legionnaires for the purpose
Of increasing the fund created TO pur-
chase the clubhouse. The first of
these is the winter dance to be held at
the Hotel Bossert next Friday evening
Others will be conducted during the
winter months, and it is expected that
the purchase of the Grant Post prop
erty will be reality within a short
time.
Special decorations of unusual patri
otto interest and many novelties
have been iLtusted to ladies' COM
mitsee. consisting of Miss Grace l..
Wilson, Miss Evelyn Schoeffer, Miss
Alice Van Anden Frank and Miss
Jeanne Haviland.
The patronesses include Mrs. Fred
S. Lyke, Mrs, Austin Ludlam, Mrs.
Percy C. Magnus, Mrs. Albert Quack-
enbush, Mrs. Frederick Lea, Mrs.
Emily Dalzell, Mrs. Luther NJ. Werner
Mrs. Lucy G. Magnus, Mrs. Henry
Barlow, Mrs. Frank F. Lowell and Mrs
Rudolph r. Rosa.
The mems committee for the post
comprises Joseph B. Msgnus, chair
man; Flamen B. Adae, Charles R.
Arents, Ralph Ludlam, Fred NJ, Lyke,
George H. MeGlynn and Harold Mills.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-01-12
"DRYEsT IN HISTORY,

1t is interesting to note in eonnec-
ton with New York festivities attend
ant upon welcoming in the New Year
two persons were shot dead, six others
wounded, SEWN treated at Bellevue
hospital for alcoholism, more than SO
injured in automobile accidents, and
more than 125 arrests made for al
legged violation of prohibition laws
And yet both Federal and police
department officials said that it was
the dryest New Year in the history
of New York.-Trenton State
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-01-12
CANDIES NEED NOT MAKE ANY
ONE SICK

oAANDIGo NEED 4Nol MANI AN 1 r.
ONE SICK
How familiar we are with that
day after" feeling that the holidays
usually bring. We blame the candy
and go on as before! People will
eat sweets, but says DIR. Florence
Powdermaker, nutrition specialist of
the State Agricultural College, why
not have wholesome sweets, the kind
that help keep you well instead of
making you sick?
Use the dried fruits for candy,
which is delicious, inexpensive and
I easily made at home. For instance,
pound of large prunes costs about
twenty cents. Thoroughly washed
the pits removed and bit of preserv
ed citron or ginger, a nut, or half an
| apricot stuffed in the place of the pit
and rolled in sugar, we have a con
lection which everyone likes, and
which sells for seventy-fve cents OF
a dollar a pound. Instead of prunes
dates may be stuffed with any of thes
filings. Half marshmallow alsC
makes good stuffing.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-01-12
DEAD SOLDIER WINS MEDAL
Lieut.. M. G. Peabody Is Granted
nacnration posth,tmously


Second Lieutenant Marshall G.. Pea
body, of New York, has been posthu-
mously awarded the Distinguished Ser
vice Cross, it was announced by the
War Department yesterday. Lieut..
Peabody was killed in action in the
Argonne in October, 1918, while in
command of the machine gun corps
attached to the nth Division.
although desperately wounded"
the citation accompanying the u cora
ton reads, che left the protection OF
the hole in which he was lying and
was killed while attempting to reach
his outlying machine guns in order to
direct their fire against the enemy.
The decoration has been forwarded
to the commanding general, Seventh
Comps Ares, Omaha, Ncb., for pr2sen-
tation to Alexander NJ. Peabody, the
dead officers father.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-01-12
THE VILLAGE WAC

lnkpen, the journalist, had just
come to live in TIE little suburb, and
Of course, as all newcomers the cause
of great interest to his neighbors.
Wimple called upon him one eve.
ming.
"Snooks tells me-" he started off
that you push pencil for living
THAT'S so, | do replied Inkpen
81 think it's very foolish Of you,
frankly remarked Wimple.
Inkpen had not then learned tina
Wimple was the "Wag of the Villagel
Houston Post.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-01-12
MOTHER HONORED
BY VETERANS

Anne Elizabeth Thompson, mother
of General J. Pershing, and who was
born in Blount County, Tenn, has
been honored by a memorial tablet
which was recently erected at her
birthplace. She was born February
Is, 1858. The tablet was erected
jointly by the Tennessee Historical
Society and the world war veterans
of Blount County. 1t is bronze
cast measuring three feet by two TT.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-01-12
BOOTLEG LIQUOR BUSINESS IN
CREASES C0UNTERFEITING

The bootleg liquor business has
brought about a tremendous increase
in the counterfeiting business, accord
ing to the testimony of w. H. Moran,
Chief of the Unitnd States Secret
Service, before the House Committee
Mr.. Moran, the bootlegger is engaged
in defrauding both the person from
whom he purchases his supplies and
the persons to whom he sells them.
70 those from whom he makes pur-
chases he gives counterfeit money,
and to those who are his customers
he sells counterfeit liquor. The only
bit of poetic justice in these transac-
tons is the fact that those who get
the counterfeit money in reurn for
counterfeit liquor have no legitimate
kick coming. The knowledge of this
fact prevants the government getting
any great amount of evidence Natl
Republican.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-01-12
ANOTHER TOWER OF BABEL /?

Chicago Methodists are to erect the
tallest church building in the world
500 feet high. Reminds one of the
story told in Genesis "And they
said, Go to. let us build us a city and
tower whose top may reach into
heaven; and let us make us name
lest we be scattered abroad upon the
face of the whole earth. Trenton
Times.
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H..
tive naUu
punished for au..
The Bible record sa,
for answer, bent over and ".
the sand, and said nothing. Legeno
has 1T that what Jesus wrote in the
sand was the cardinal sin of each
of those hypocritical churehmen.
Now in those days the penalty for
woman taken in adultry' was to
be stoned to death. So after Jesus
had written in the sand, He said to
those brazen hypocrites, "He that ia
without sin among you" let him first
cast stone at her."
Then Jesus again stopped and be.
gan making more marks on the
ground. And those sneaking, lying
vindictive churchmen sneaked away
like scurvy rats!
Whereupon Jesus said to the wom-
an, Neither do ] condemn thee. Go,
and sin no more"
And the parallel case of Roscoe Ar
buckle, known by thousands of admir-
ing movie fans as FATTY" as usual
brings forth the hypocritical and vim
dictive condemnation of the churchmen
of today just as in the time of Jesus.
There is no doubt that FATTY" was
participant in the wild" party that
resulted in the death of one of lewd
women of Los Angeles. FATTY
admitted he was present.
BUT If EVERY MAN WHO EVER
ATTENDED A "WILD" PARTY
WERE TO BE SINGLED OUT OF
THE CHURCHES TODAY, HALE
THE MEMBERSHIP WOULD BE
DRAGGED INTO THE LIMELIGHT!
There is no doubt that Fatty
"roughedup" the woman in question.
And she was so debauched and physic
ally corrupt from her wild living that
she would have died anyway. Where
upon Fatty" was the victim of cir
cumstances.
AND IF EVERY MAN WHO HAD
EVER "ROUGHED-UP" A GIRL
SHOULD BE TRIED FOR MURDER
THEN HALF THE MALE POPULA.
TI0N OF THE WORLD WOULD GO
ON TRIAL FOR MURDERl
A jury of representative citizens
have declared FATTY" Arbuckle NOT
GUILTY of the death of that woman.
And the sanctimonious hypocrites who
are raving and bowling vengeance up
on him are but reincarnations of those
hypocritical seribes and Pharisees of
Jesus time who demanded the woman
to be stoned to DEATH
Is 1T ANY WONDER THAT MIL
LIONS OF PEOPLE SCOFF AT SO.
CALLED CHRISTIANS? is IT ANY
WONDER THAT THE CHURCH is
STRUGGLING TO HOLD ITS OWN
WHEN SUCH HYPOCRITES MAKE
UP ITS MEMBERSHIP?
| have seen nearly every moving
picture that FATTY" has appeared in
And never have l seen him perpetratt
single unclean act in his perform
ances that the silly twaddle Of tn,
so-called "Moral Pictures that dis
grace the screen.
FATTY" Arbuckle has never sho
and stabbed any people in his pictures
he has never robbed any banks in hi,
performances; he has never Kidnapped
women and children in his plays; h,
has never portrayed drunken revel
in his presentations of amusement
he has always presented wholesom,
humor in clean way; he has al
ways brought laugh-not a shud
der; he has always made You happy
not miserable; he has been an apostl,
of cheer he makes you forget fol
the time being the sordid worries o.
life--he transports you to worlt
of laughablc make-belief that lifts
you up.
And the contemplate, naseous, dis
gushing hypoerites who denounce hin
need to study the teachings of Jesus
They call themselves Christians! Bah
They are so scurvy they be-foul the
name of Christ every time they speak
il!
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-01-12
IDEAL GREAT ART REACHES AL
4 l. ILL

IDEAL GREAT ART REACHES ALL
To the Editor of Golfers:
The author of your movie articles
holds that more than 90 per cent of
the films turned out are stupid or
wicked. Agreed
But this condition reflects the intel
lectual and moral status of the major
ity of the producers. / beg to differ
with the author when he says that the
reason why such an Overwhelming
percentage are bad is because the pro-
ducers have to cater to the low taste
of the masses.
Nor can l accept the proposition
that no photoplay can have the APP
proval and support both of the un-
educated great majority and the sin
tellectual' element. A photoplay
that appeals to all classes of people
and strikes responsive chord in the
breasts Of lord and lout alike is not
only possible, but an ideal one. There
are certain things, you know, which
all humans have in common.
FRANK WYMAN,
Fort Worth, Texas.
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"The evening was hilariously spent
in dancing" chortles the Bristol Cour-
Ter, chose present being proficient in
the terpsichorean art. Those not
taking part in the dancing, played
cards
*%**%A
In other words, as trpsichorean
artists they We're good card players!
EA%&~s
As proof that Paris fashion dictat-
ors are being driven to extremes to
maintain their leadership, they have
announced that bustles are coming
back.
And we give them the horse taught
The close seating capacity of auto
mobiles will put the kibosh on that
edict of fashion,
s*%*s%
An honest doctor will tell you that
Incorporate eating has caused more
illness and unhappiness than all drink
.ngi Shall the reformer then demand
that we stop eating?
+*ss%s
Emerson, in his essay, Self Re-
lance" aptly sums up the above when
he says, "A foolish consistency is the
hobgoblin of little minds, adored by
little statesmen and philosophers and
divines."
$*$$~&
"HALL-MILLS SLEUTH RUN.
MING DOWN CLUES IN JEMIS0N
CASE" says State Gazette heading
in re. the auto accident on the Wash.
ington Crossing Bridge.
%%*%%*
Which means, of course, that moth,
| ing will ever come of it.
ts**&t
A MUSICAL ADOPTION
News dispatches, in telling of the
adoption of a baby girl by Nora Baye:
the musical comedy star, said, "IN
SINGING THE ADOPTION PAPERS
MISS BAYES GAVE HER NAME
TO THE ADOPTED DAUGHTER"
$*&&+*
According to statistical reports
more people are being killed by auto
mobiles every year than by alchohol
ism in any five years.
s%&**s
Isn't it about time for the reform
fanatics to howl for an amendment
prohibiting automobiles
a#*&&%
Our idea of dumb-bell is the pul
who banks, whats the use of having
a hospital in Lambertville when W,
can sponge on Trenton and Philadel
phia."
A sophisticated writer in New Yorl
inquiries, who can remember the ole
times when every merchant considered
/ the competitor deadly enemy?"
/ as**s*s
/ Whadye mean, old times?' Com,
+ to Lambertville and we'll inform YOU
up-to-date!
If we could afford it, we SHOULD
like to present free copies of the bool
on auto-suggestion by DIR. Emile Cou,
to lot of people we know of.
Nothing would be more gratifying
than to know that day by day in ever,
way they are growing better and bet
| ter and betterl
&*&ss%
| Bootleggers have taken up the sug
/ gestion with a slight variation,-"Da,
by day, in every way, we are growing
wetter and wetter."
4 *%&&%s
We are always disappointed wher
we discover that one of our idols has
clay feet. These many years W.
have worshipped at the shrine of tbs
New York Tribunn as the ideal news
paper of thes United States, (and
thus of the worldl. But imagine oui
disappointment when we read the fol
lowing paragraph in an editorial Tues
morning.
Yesterdays storm, though not com
parable with some Of the billiards
which have swept the city, seriously
interfered with tratfic---Business
was crippled, THOUGH NOT AS
SERIOUSLY AS 1T WOULD HAVE
BEEN HAD THE WEATHER BEEN
MORE SEVERE"
s~s~--~s's SIS
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Il otN4ANAD
All, Life!
You villain
What have you done to me?
But yesterday
| was heart-whole
And fancy-fr9e.
But today
All mel
Today's another story!
ut seems an ageD
was tranquil,
Then, Life,
You old trickster,
You sent HER
To so wiring and twist
This poor heart of mine,
That | am desolate
Without her!
/! Who boosted,
Poor foolD
OF my many
Conquests and fancies!
You old rascal,
Why did you send
HERR
With such wonderful eyes
Of brown, that haunt my very soul :?
You knew, you old fox,
My weakness
For such an adorable mouth
Elusive, yet capitulating-
Fragrant with the nectar of the
gods!
YOU knew that which | have
Kept in the inner chamber
OF my heart
OF my secret admiration
For all the feminine graces
OF soul, form and intellect
Found in my darling,
And have ruthlessly
That villain, Cupid,
Exposed Me
To the shafts of
Who has split my
Aching hart in twain!
Wooe's me, you old sinner!
Woes me, you old sinner!
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-01-12

"The evening was hilariously spent
in dancing" ehortles the Bristol Cour-
Ter, chose present being proficient in
the terpsichorean art. Those not
taking part in the dancing, played
cards
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lleey

ley
succeeds
also true
successful
born rich
7 their own
the most
ountry. We
ner people ac-
we believe that
dea from them
to do likewise.
nony of Mr. Chas.
town, Pa, and late
as one Of the most
ats in the country.
Wanamaker. Like
he believed in,--Bu
ahead of the story.
extract from an article
the Philadelphia Record
ole story:
six years ago Mr.. Kline
rie with $40 in his pocket.
n business with this capital
mas holdings in that city to
the W. lie of hundreds of thousands
of dollars and an interest in al de-
partment stores thruout the United
States.
IN THE MAIN MR.. KLINE AT
HIS SUCCESS TO AID
Wherever his stores
are located he is one of the largest
purchasers of newspaper space. The
fact that his Christmas week salas
for last year were treble those of
Christmas week the previous year, he
accounts for largely because he ran
three full-page ads during the entire
week on his Christmas Offering"
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III xxx u z n q Y q SERSIAH92
Masque Burlesqne
TURMOIL
BY GEE D e {
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Il

formerly Smilin' Thru
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In other words, as t,rpsichorean
artists they were good card players!
EANRwR
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As proof that Paris fashion dictat-
ors are being driven to extremes to
maintain their leadership, they have
announced that bustles are coming
back
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a MUSICAL ADOPTION

News dispatches, in telling of the
adoption of a baby girl by Nora Bayes
the musical comedy star, said, I'm
SINGING THE ADOPTION PAPERS
MISS BAYES GAVE HER NAME
TO THE ADOPTED DAUGHTER"