San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-02-11
The Once Over
WHEN CHARLIE CHAPLIN A
POLA NEGRI WED,
BY II. 1. PHILLIPS.

10 a. m. Principals personal
resentatiyes meet and ouen bids. \
to give exclusive rights to wedding
lures to highest bidder, principal;
get 50 per cent of profits.
IL a. III. Successful bidder insy
church designated for ceremony. j
edifice and puts force to work u
ranging interior for ''knockoat" eff,
Inspects clergymen and rejects hill
favor of one whose face screens bet1
Noon. Police, camera men, repor,
special writers, movie critics and |
surround church. Promoter raises u
of admission.
i p. m. Pola Negri arrives at chi
in campfire gown of French REVOLT
period. Carries spray Of Cooper He
lights, wicked look, concealed
etto, two Martini cocktails, gold G.
cite case, and script Of new play.
is followed by white Russian wolfht
and twelve movie magnates strivin1
outbid one another for signature to !,
contract.
lis Chaplin arrives with oyers|
shoes, baggy pants, trick derby, cd
coat, and cane. Gets great hand Il
crowd. Counts audience and wi
manager to see that everybody pay
/ 80. Both consult their alto
and refresh recollection as to W
each is marrying, and why.
30 Chaplin does penguin u
down centre aisle. Gets encore,
does his famous Chaplin foot race
sued b. supers in police uniform. \
another encore, and does buck-d
stuff.
40. Pola gets jealous of appl1
for Charlie and threatens TO quit S
Agrees to go through with cerepI
only on condition Charlie get out Of
picture and let her have the cam
for one hour.
, 40. Ceremony begins. Oh
puts key ring on brides finger
mistake. daughter and applause.)
hat to minister. (Laughter.) Hits
accidently with trick cane. (Laugl
Does Marathon around church, u
ting guests, running between leg,
policemen, and diving through sta
glass window.
$50. Crowns officiating clergy
with a custard pie. daughter by
but clergyman
Clergyman. do you, Charles Cha
take this woman to be your law
welded wife?
Ans: Two handsprings, bushes
juggling derby and twirling cane.
Clergyman Continuing To have
to hold, to love and to cherish etc.
Ans. Business of wiggling
tache and skidding on left foot.
Clergyman: And do you, Pola,
this clown?
Ans. Pola lights cigarette, palpit
her eyebrows, and Kisses, kiss
my fool"
Clergyman (continuing) To
honor, and obey, to nourish in sick
and in health?
Ans. Pola pants heavily, 81
wildly into camera, and falls on
property couch.
Clergyman: I pronounce you
and wife. May you live happily
gether for several days.
3:1j. Great CONSERVATION cause
report that Jackie Coogan has run
with a directors wife.
8 so. Charlie and Pola kiss.
leave Mt once TO see their lawyers
plan separation.
4 y. m. Douglas Fairbanks
Mary Pickford arrive, and demand
they be photographed in large mum
4:10. Will Hays arrives with
don for Chaplin. Chaplin prove
has never done anything to be
doned for, but Hays insists upon
doning him just the same.
Ais. Crowd discovers Fatty
buckle driving a hack. Applause
4:2O. Dance for morphine addic
4 80. (FadCout.)
(Story by Kew Pidd. PhotoplaN
Luva PublisSity. Directed by
Chance. Rassed by the National ID
of Censors.)
Copyright, 1925, by the Associate
Newspapers)
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