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New Britain herald., 1923-07-25
BEGIN HERE TO-DAY

Peter Pennington, detective. is de-
tailed by the government to capture
the leader of The Yellow Seven, a
gang of Chinese bandits. Captain
John Hewitt, Commissioner of Police
at Jesselton, British North Borneo,
procures warrant for the arrest of
Chai-Hung, Influential Chinese. Hew-
ut is captured by The yellow Seven
and Pennington goes to hunt for him.
He Is accompanied by Hewitt's beau
tiful sister, Monica Whey. Pen
nington learns that Hewitt's cook boy
lis a member of The Yellow Seven.
New Britain herald., 1923-07-25

("The Daughter of al-Huhg,
the next episode of this gripping
series, will start in our next issue.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-02-12

Hoy es uno de los dias mas grandes
en- los fastos de la historic del pueblo
americano: ell natalicio del Cristo de
los Esclavos, Abraham Lincoln.
Ninguna de las fguras de la histo-
ria americana surgio de extraction tan
humilde, que este pensador. Naci6 en-
ina rustica caba1a en- Hodgenville, es-
tado de Kentucky, en- un dfa como hoy
del afio 1909; hijo de un hombre que
no saba leer nj escribir y de familia
tan pobre que la dnica cuna que CO
Loci6 este gran caudillo americana
fEeron los brazos del ser que le nev6
en- su seno.
POGO dice Ia historic de los antepa-
sados de Abraham Lincoln.
Ell 4 de MARIO de 1861 pronunci6
Lincoln su primer mensaje, como deci-
mosexto presidente de la naci6n. Fue
asesinado en- ell Teatro de Ford por un
fanatico que lie dispar6 un tiro desde Ell
escenario.
Cuando el gran caudillo cerro sus
ojos para no abrirlos mas, ell ministro
de guerra en- aquel entonces dijo estas
palabras: ''Yace aquf ell mas perfecto
gobernante de hombres que jamas COMO
cid Ell mund0, i'm hombre para Ia in
mortandad."
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-02-12
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
ANECDOTAS DE LA VIDA DEL
GRAN REpuRIIcn


Abraham Lincoln, llena con su vida
una pagina hermosa de la historic de
los Estados Unidos.
Nacio ell 12 de Febrero de 1909, en-
una lejana a.dea de la Union, por su
amor al estudio, por su serenidad Y
energia lleg6, de pobre campesino le-
fiador que era de muchacho, presi-
Gente de los Estados Unidos.
Ansioso de instruction, abandon6 un
dia los bosques de Kentucky, Sc de-
dlc6 a. comercio, como humilde depen-
diente de almac6n en- Nueva Orleans.
ALI fue luego empleado de correos,
inspector. Fran tiempos en- que aun Sc
uchaba contra los indios, cue en- Pc
ri6Gicas invasiones asolaban, como en-
nuestro pals, y en- la misma epoca, las
comarcas desamparadas. Lincoln, de ca
racter alberto Y expansive, Sc aduefia-
ba de todos los corazones y al vo.ver
de una penosa expedition, sus amigos
ie esperaban para communicable que iban
N kLSDSACSbA ou 1ee4ld4udbdA q d. O4puGdAO
Ell la Legislature de Illinois.
Creyo en- un principle que Sc trataba
de una brona, pero a POGO lie pidieron
su consentimiento, que di6 con gran
satisfaction. Con este motive pronrn-
clio Lincoln SUI primer discurso politico
On la PIAZZA del pueblo, rodeado del
gentio.
Amigos v ciudadanos-dij dijo-su.
pongo que todos me conoc6is; soy ell
humilde Abraham Lincoln, mis- ami
gos Sc empenan en- presentarme como
candidate la pr6xima legislature.
''Mi po.itica es sencilla bastante
moderada, estoy Ell favor de un Banco
nacional, del sistema de mejoras inte.
riores y de la protection de los aran-
celes
'Estos son mis- sentimientos polfti-
cos. 81 conseguis que ME elijan dipu-
tado, os 10 agradecer6, Y 81 no, seguir6
s1endo vuestro mejor amigo
La candidatura de Lincoln no triun.
f6 aquella vez. Pero no estaba lejano
el dia del triunfo. Fu6 diputado a Ia
legislature, mas tarde, representante
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-02-12

Una comisi6n de gente del Norte Sc
present6 una vez para expresarle ST
disgusto por no haber presentado adn
su 'bin'' de la abolici6n. Lincoln les
estuvo escuchando con calma, les di-
jo cuando terminaron de hablar:
-si en- estos momentos presento la
proclama tai como ustedes dicen, daria
e. mismo resultado que 81 ell Papa ex-
Tidiera una bula contra algun cometa.
\ para demostrarlo ustedes, hagan Ell
favor de contestarme 10 que les voy
q preguntar: iCuantas patas tendrla
6, carnero 81 a la cola lie Ilamaran us
tedeS pata?
-contestaron todos un item
pc.
Sc equivoean ustedes, porque Ell
lamar pata a la cola no quiere decir
que 10 sea.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-02-12
X7aL DIA COMO HOYA
"P@rordar u;v;-W- -Oart
"Recordar es vivir"-Dante
12 DE FEBRERo DE 1909
NACIo LINCOLN

en- ell congress- de senadores famoso yor
sus elocuentes discrsos. En- los prime
ros amos de su actuacion de legislator,
estudi6 Jurisprudence Sc recibi6 de
abogado culminando su vida con Ell car
go de presidente de la repdb1ica, que
ejerci6 desde 1860 hasta 1865, en- que
ell plomo de un asesino termino con su
rreciosa existencia.
La vida de Lincoln, es rica en- an5c-
aotas. sus chascarri1los dichos circu-
laban de boca en- boca pues 6l tambi6n
era un narrador admirable.
Sabido es que su estatura era ex-
t1aordinario. Lincoln Sc vanagloriaba
de clio siendo presidente, ell senador
Sumner, tambien de elevada talIa, Sc
oued6 un dia sorprendido al oir que ell
primer magistrate 10 proponia que Sc
pusiera de espaldas para yer quien era
mas alto.
Una manana Sc present6 en- la Casa
blanca una delegation de clerigos que
iban protestar indignados porque Sc
rermitfa la esclavitud en- algtlnos Es-
tados. Uno de elios era un hombre
nluy alto, EN- cuanto terminaron de
Eablar presentaron solemnemente In
petici6n, Lincoln lie pregunt6 con an
siedad:
-6Qus ITALIA tiene usted, sefior
Blank?
E. clerigo Sc puso encarnado miro
con asombro sus compafieros.
--Creo que soy mas alto que usted
continue diciendo Ell presidente.-
-GQu6 estatura tiene Ud?-le vol
yio a preguntar.
-seis pies y tres pulgadas-c -contes-
tG ell pastor.
-Pues le llevo usted una pulgada
lie contest6 ell presidente con profun-
da satisfaction, pasando luego ha-
blar de la esciavitud.
La fealdad de Lincoln es proverbial
Ademas era muy descuidado en- ell YES
tlr, pues siempre andaba con un levi.
ton anchlsimo, en- e. que podian caber
comodamente dos personals. Usaba una
chistera antediluviana, a la que habia
tornado tanto carino, que nj a1n siendo
rresidente la guerra dejar, pesar de
las suplicas de su familia amigos.
Cubr1a su cabeza un conjunto de pelo
enmara1ado, 10 que la daba un aspec-
to atln mas extra1o.
Siendo va presidente Sc lie present6
ma pobre mujer cuyo hijo, soldado,
habia sido condenado a muerte .por
faltas graves de discipline, y cuando
Ie prometi6 que flrmarfa ell indulto, ba-
q las escaleras diciendo en- alta voz a
los ayudantes y oiciales que encontra.
ba su paso:
Y decian que era tan feo; pues
para mi es el hombre mas hermoso del
mundo.
Un d1a Sc le present6 un caballero So
llcitando el gobierno vacante de un Es
tado para 10 cual record6 a Lincoln
cue era de los que habian apoyado su
candidatura la presidencia.
-Muy bien-le contesto este, me
allegro de conocer a uno de los hombres
que han contribuido ceiiir en- mi ca
beza una corona de espinas. Vayase
usted con Dios, que no tengo NADIA pa
IA usted.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-02-12
CENTRAL

Edificio construido expresamente para
Hotel. Modernamente equipado, con
Ascensor, Habitaciones con bano, Te-
l6fono, Timbres, Barberia Y cuanto
requiere ell Moderno Comfort.
Plan Europeo American Plan.
Desde S1.00 a $50. Desde $3.50 a $50
Restaurant la Carta, Cubier.o 200
SAN JOSE No. II
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-02-21
HOUSE PASSES THE
DEBT REFUNDlNG BILL
sixty-three Democrats Join the Re-
publieans In Vote-SocIalist
Also for IL.

Washington. Feb. 10.-The house
passed the bill ratifying the British
debt settlement agreement. The vote
was 291 to A.
In the senate, on the other hand,
the plans OF administration leaders TO
report the measure out OF the finance
committee were upset by Senator'S
Ia Toilette Of Wisconsin and Walsh OF
Massachusetts, who demanded full
hearings on the bill
The only Socialist congressman.
Representative London Of New York,
expressed his pleasure ut the opportun-
ity 10 support a measure which would
promote world peace"
Il am In such complete sympathy
with the vast majority OF my col
leagues OF the house in this matter"
said Mr.. London, "that / ain beginning
10 doubt whether I am right"
An ovation was accorded by Repub-
lean members 10 Representative Bur
ton. Republican Of Ohio, a member or
the American debt commission. when
he arose 10 ask for passage Of the bul.
Debate was opened in the house by
Representative Burton. Re declared
that no bill Of such far-reaching I'M
portance has been considered since TIE
days when our armies were battling
In the field"
Mr.. Burton reiterated that the policy
OF the administration is opposition 10
debt cancellation, but declared II was
as much I'm the interest Of the United
States as that Of the debtor nations
that some leniency should be shown
In settlement terms.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-02-21
ORDERS WAR CONTRACT AUDIT
Secretary Weeks Also starts Review
Of All Claims 70 Clear
Suspicious.

Washington. Feb. 15.-Secretary OF
War Weeks has ordered a new and
thorough audit Of all war contracts
and IT all war claims against the
department. The secretary says that
the audit was ordered despite the fact
that all claims have already been set
tied By the war claims board.
The secretary ordered the auditing
primarily for the purpose Of clearing
any suspicion that may attach in the
matter Of war contracts 10 the great
majority Of honest contractors rather
than with the aim Of bringing the dis
honest ones 70 justice.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-02-21

Mr.. WhittemOre Of Washburn col
lege was struck by the metropolitan
education Of an Indian he met at the
Taos u. NJ art colony.
While waiting for his wife and
daughter outside Of a studio. Doctor
WhittemOre relates. "a big fat, rather
old Indian approached me. he was
wrapped in white sheet, which fell
in stately folds from his shoulders 90
the ground. His arms were folded
like those OF the officer Of the day
standing at parade rest during a
formal guard mount. His approach
was as dignifed as that OF a Roman
senator.
Il looked at him IN recognition az
his stately bearing. and he spoke 90
me these fun and measured words
Sir he said, I am broke. VIII you
give me a dimeT Boston Transcript.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-02-21
YANK' IS WIFE WIH5
MEDITERRANEAN
Rhine Bride Passes Inspection as
"BnT Looks On.
HER MARK is 100 PER CENT
Suck Private Takes His Mother to ne"
York 70 Meet His German Wife
and Their Baby
Girl.

New York. Feb. 13.-At least one OF
the thirty-elght German brides who re-
turned from the Rhine with the Amer
ican doughboys passed the mother-ih-
law test. She Is Mrs. William Wheeler
late OF Coblenz, soon of Everett, Mass
Her mark In the examination was 100
per cent.
Bright and early Monday morning a
sturdy, erect figure in khaki entered the
lobby Of the Hotel Rutledge, where the
brides are quartered. II was Bill. buck
private.
Clinging To his arm was a bent niue
woman with white hair and keen, ap-
praislng eyes. Il was Bills mother
Mrs. Annie Wheeler OF Everett.
Wait for Bride.
"Ten Mrs. Wheeler 10 come down
please" the soldier said TO the elevator
operator. And then the two stood
there silent. waiting.
The elevator door opened and n
plump, smiling. fair haired girl Of twen-
ty-four stepped out. A little girl OF TWO
was clinging TO her hand.
The bride ran at once TO the two
figures. Paying no attention TO the
doughboy she threw her arms around
the grayed woman.
Mama" she said, excitedly. Ana
then an old fashioned kiss resounded.
The little woman DID not stop TO sur
vey the other. The embrace was with
out reservation.
One Bride Unhappy.
All but one Of the brides seemed
happy. one. however, had violent
attack OF homesickness and threat
ened to take the next ship back. but re-
Canted.
The others peered curiously from the
windows OF the hotel or sat around In
groups. Some venUred forth TO have
a look az the subway. But most Of
them just waited for their husbands.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-02-21
FREEDOM FROM
LAXATIVES
Discovery by Scientists Has Replaced
Them.

pills and salts give temporary re-
lief from constipation only az me *
pense OF permanent injury, says an
eminent medical authority.
Science has found a newer, bet-e-
way-a means as simple as Nat--1
itself.
In perfect health a natural lubricant
keeps the food waste soft and MOVING
But when constipation exists this ls-'
ural lubricant is not sufficient Ae--'
cal authorities have found tnaL L--
gentle lubricaring action Of Nu10l L--7-
closely resembles that Of Nature oh-
lubricant. As NujOl is not laAi--' i
il cannot gripe. II is In no sense i
medicine. And Ike pure water lt Is
harmless and pleasant ..
Nuj0l is prescribed By physie,la-----55l
used in leading hospitals. Get D9.--1
from your druggist tOday.-AoVel Use
ment.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-02-21
GOVERNOR is AN "ANTl-ANTP
OklShona's Executive Tells Legisla-
ture Not to Waste Time on
Reform Legislation.

Oklahoma City. Okla, Feb. 13.-Gov.
Jack Walton Is an "anti-nnti" he de-
clared. He warned the legislature il
was wasting time on the anti-cigaret
bill which has passed the senate and is
before the house.
I'm veto IT," he said. why. say,
there's only one way they could get me
TO sign that bill. II 1t we're amended
to prohibit the sale Of cigars, chewing
tobacco. snuff, and chewing gum, I'd
sign II. Then I'd move from the state
OF Oklahoma.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-02-21
Liqht Work

A western man tells OF a weather
beaten woman somewhat over six feet
in height. with shoulders proportion
ately broad. who appeared NJ q house
in his town and asked for light house
work, explaining that she was conya-
Iescing from typhoid fever.
Where do you come from, and
where have you been?' she was
asked.
i've been diggin' out on a ranch
in Wyoming" she explained, making
post holes whilst / was gettin' my
strength back."-Harper' Magazine.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-02-21
CORNER REBELS IN HILLS
irish Free State Troops Surround
BoHn's Men In the Arisna
Mountains.

Dublin. Feb. 1.-THE concentration
Of Free state troops around district
Of about twenty-five square miles IN
the Arlrna mountains, County Cavan'
which Irregular bands under the
leader Bohn have converted into
stronghold. Is complete, and an adj
vance was begun on all sides. the
free State columns being everywhere
greeted enthusiastically by the IN
hahitants.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-02-21
SEIZE ALL RUHR RAILROADS
French 70 Run Lines for Own Benefit
With Germans as
Hostages.

Dusseldorf. Feb. 14.-The Rhineland
town OF Gelsenkirchen, where two
French officers were shot, was fined
100000 marks, which must be paid
within twenty-four days. All the rail-
roads OF the Ruhr were taken over by
the French and Belglans. Trains
passing through occupied territory
will carry a German as a hostage in
the cab with the engineers, 10 prevent
sabotage.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-02-21
SENATE ADOPTS NORRIS BILL
lndorse Plan for Congress to Convene
and President to Be lnaugu-
rated In January.

Washington, Feb. 14.-The so-called
progressive bloc OF the senate won its
first real victory when Senator Norris
of Nebraska obtained the passage
with amendments, Of his resolution 70
submit to the states a constitutional
amendment changing the time Of meet
ing Of congress TO the first Monday in
January each year, and the Inaugural
ton Of the president 10 the third Mon
day IN January every four years.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-02-21
CORK REPUBLICANS GIVE UP
Number Of Rebels With Their Leader
and Arms Surrender at New
market Barracks.

Dublin. Feb. 12.-The first official
ranort OF a surrender under the gov
arnment's new amnesty decree has
been received from County Cork.
where a number republicans. ac-
companled by their leader, delivered
mn their arms and ammunition az the
Newmarket military barracks and en-
tered into an undertaking not 10 fight
again against the Free State govern
ment.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-02-21
MRS. NOLAN is SWORN IN
Becomes Member Of House of Repre-
sentatIVes as Successor to
Her Husband.

Washington, Feb. 13.-NIrs. Mae
Ellen Nolan of San Francisco became
a member Of the house Of representa-
lives, taking the oath Of office as sue
eessOr TO her late husband. John l.
Nolan. She is the third woman mem.
Der Of the present congress, but her
election also was 10 the next house, OF
which she is now the only woman men,
Der elect.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-02-21
3 MORE HERRlN MEN FREE
Prosecution Admitted II Had no Evil
denee Against Hitler. Hall
and Mccree.

Marion, H., Feb. 13.-The prosecu-
ton admitted that Il had no evidence
20 convict three more Of the union
coal miners indicted for murder In
connection with the riotlng AZ Herrin
last summer. Peter Hitler. Percy
HAN and Dallas McCree were freed.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-02-21
DEATH FOR az FOR BRIBERY
Russian Soviet Court at Moscow Also
Sentences 1852 Others to
Imprisonment.

Moscow. Feb. 15.-Forty-two per
ems have heen sentenced 10 death and
/ 2G2 10 various terms Of Imprisonment
IS the result OF a three and half
months campaign against bribery IN
Russia. according 10 an announcement
made by NIkolal Vaslllovitch hry-
lorto prosecutor IN the supreme revo-
lusICuary tribunal
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-02-21
Fascist GUSTS FREE MASoNS
prer,ier MussoIInPs Organization
Bows 20 the church-5o,ooO
Masons In Italy.

Rome. Feb. IA man cannot be
a Fascist and a Mason at the same
time. The Fascist who belongs to a
Masonic lodge must either resign from
one or the other organization
This resolution was passed at a
meeting OF the Fascist council pre-
sided over By Premier MussolinL
rrba~s are about $1,000 Masons In
Italy.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-02-21
IMMENSE ENDOWMENT FUND
Three Men Give 100000 to the New
York Public Library, II Is
Announced.

New York, Feb. 15.-Three men
have given 100000 to the endow-
ment fund Of the New York public
library, Lewis Cass Ledyard. president
Of the board OF trustees. announced.
They are John D. Rockefeller. IT.,
100000; PAYNE Whitney. 100000.
and Edward s. Hardness. S1.OOO.OOO. p
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-02-21
FUNDING BILL is HELD UP
Action Blocked Because Friends Of
Shipping Measure Refuse
70 LAY Il Aside.

Washington. Feb. 13.-The BIN 10
ratify the British war debt agreement
became clogged In the legislative jam
In the senate. While there Is no
doubt OF It's passage when brought TO
a vote, there Is considerable uncer-
tainty as 10 its immediate ccnsidera-
ton
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-02-21
BERLIN SCHOOLS ARE CLOSED
Twenty-Five shut on Account Of Coal
Shortage Due 20 Ruhr
Occupation.

Berlin. Feb. 1O.-Tweuty-ave public
schools IN Berlin were closed on ac-
count OF a coal shortage due 20 the
Ruhr occupation. Three hundred and
tbirtv-five schools viii close within a
! week or two and not be opened again
until Easter.
In Barmen thirty textile factories
were closed on account OF a coal
shortage.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-02-21
All.s Innore TURK Order.

London. Fab. 15.-The joint note
presented by the allied high commits
slcrers IN Constanunople 20 Adnan
rev. Turkish representative, refuses
tie Turkish demand that the allied
shlps be withdrawn from smyrna har-
bnr II Is officially stated.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-02-21
CAPPER IN CLASH
WITH PRESIDENT
Executive Rebukes Senator for
His Ship Aid Poll.
CALLS MOVE UNFAIR TACTICS
Scion Takes Rebuke In Silence-De-
elares Harding Did Not Refer to
Him Personally, but to His
Paper.


Washington. Feb. 15.-President
Harding. Il was learned here. has re-
buked Senator Capper OF Kansas. lead
er OF the senate farm bloc, for the use
OF what the President has termed I'M
fair and misleading tactics In the tax
Ing Of a poll on the ship aid measure
by Capper's Weekly, a farm paper
owned by Senator Capper.
Yeri6cation OF the rebuke was OBJ
tanned from Senator Capper, who in
sisted. however, that the President did
not refer 10 him personally. but 10 his
paper. and that the President did not
utter the rebuke In an angry tone but
In the nature OF good humored badi-
mage.
Clash After Conference.
The clash between the President
and Senator Capper came after the
Presidents conference last Saturday
with a number Of senator's In regard
10 the car shortage. According 10 re-
ports Of the Incident, Mr.. Capper was
Just about 20 leave the Presidents
room when the President reminded
him Of the opposition Of Cappers
Weekly 10 the ship aid bin. and voiced
his opinion IN no uncertain terms that
the methods used by the paper had
been unfair and misleading, and that
results Of the poll. showing "a great
majority among the farmers against
ship aid. were not obtained by a fair
showing OF the respective arguments
Of the proponents and opponents Of
the bill
Rebu<e Taken in Silence.
Mr.. Capper. it r. learned, took the
Presidents rebuke without audible an
swer and left the room with distinct
understanding of the Presidents IT.
ritatl0n. Senator Capper was inclined
later 20 laugh OF the incident, but
other reports Of the Presidents state
ment 10 him are that the President
was Enthusiastically In bad humor and
fully Intended 20 Indicate vigorous dis
pleasure 20 the farm bloc leader.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-02-21

Soak hands on retiring In the hot suds
O. Cuticura Soap. dry and rub In Gu
tirlra Ointment. Remove surplus
Ointment with tissue paper. This Is
only one u the things Cutcura win do
r. soap. Ointment and Tulcum are used
for all toilet purpOses.-Adyerlsement.
An ounce OF happiness Is better than
q ton ~ hard coal.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-02-21
RuIlors Use lt-Flns for Halr!-tsot
Sticky, Greasy or Smelly.

A few cents buys a Jar OF "Hair-
Groom" az any drug store. Even stub
born. unruly or shampooed hair stays
combed an day Ga any style you Ike.
sHair-GroOm" Is a diguided combing
cream which gives thar natural gloss
and weIl-erocmed eject 70 your hair
that final touch 70 good duess both IN
business and On social OCCASIONS
: Greaseless stainless "Hair-Groon"
does not show on the hair because it
f. absorbed By the scalp, therefore
your hair remains 50 sol and piiahle
and 50 natural that no one can pos
ssblr sen you used L..
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-02-21

TeacEer-H0w many senses are
thereg
Stutent-Six.
-How Is thatg Ihave only i've"
u know 60. The other is common
sense. '-Lnud0n Answers.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-02-21
DeliantfuI Location.

Miss Bute-This cold sore on my lI
doesn't seem to 90 away.
Jack SoftleigE-I don't blame H.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-02-21

All men respect the good, but mol
the uncO good
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1923-02-21

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Il one ~
he isn't -4-
deslz