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Evening star., 1923-06-21

The drift toward pure democracy
which. once achieved. no nation sur
vies, is in my judgment the most
ominous possibility that threatens
our representative government today.
MAI. GEN. JAMES HARBORD.
Evening star., 1923-06-21

German finance has shown an oblig.
ing determination to put paper marks
within the reach Of the lowest bidder.
Evening star., 1923-06-21
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All Other States.
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In this paper and also the local news pub
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Evening star., 1923-06-21

Trade notes indicate that this years
bucket shopping has been even more
expensive than usual.
Evening star., 1923-06-21

Exonerated. ..-
It amt my fault IL things go wrong;
I've labored hard and labored long
To show our congressman the way
Our nations troubles to allay.
I've written letters by the ton;
The public speaking that I've done,
If melted down right now, guess,
Would make cyclone-nothing less.
I didn't act O. selfish part,
For I, with hand upon my heart,
Can say 1 never got a cent 4.
For helping run the government. b.:
In fact, my patriotic cares ...
Have balked my personal affairs,
So with clear conscience proclaim
II things go wrong I'm not TO blame.
The Locusts' Opinion.
Though man. declares he owns the
earth
On which his days are spent,
The locust comes and eats his fill,
And never pays cent.
And then the locust sits on high
Within the orchard tree
And sings, This creature they call
man
Was made to work for me-"
Evening star., 1923-06-21

Stamboulisky wanted to be king.
He attained the fate of many mod
ern monarch, IL not the honors.
Evening star., 1923-06-21

The Evening Star, with the Sunday morning
edition. IL delivered by carriers within the city
Of 40 cents per month; daily only, 45 cents per
month: Sunday only. 20 cents per month U
ders may be sent by mail, or telephone NAN
5000. Collection is made by carriers at tne
end of each month.
Evening star., 1923-06-21

Gov. Smith. has heard, from those
who lean on the bar and blow off
the foam, but he has not vet heard
from the women whose husbands
wasted at the saloon the money that
belonged to- the family.
WIN. JENNINGS BRYAN
Evening star., 1923-06-21

One obstacle in the way Of par
ticipation in the league is that to
the average American foreign policy
means something political instead of
economical.
ISAAC MARCossoN.
Evening star., 1923-06-21
SHOOTING STARS.
BY PHILANDER JOHNSON.

As 1t Sometimes Happens.
He takes two weeks vacation,
He starts away with glee.
When he gets back he is so tired
He's glad it wasn't three.
Evening star., 1923-06-21

The Evening Star Newspaper Company
Business once. 1lth ST. and Pennsylvania Ave.
New York ONCE: 80 Nassau st.
Chicago Office: Tower Building.
European Office: 16 Regent ST., London. England
Evening star., 1923-06-21

Viscount Birkenhead. formerly
lord high chancellor OF Great Brit
ain, who will be the foreign star"
at next months Institute OF Politics
Evening star., 1923-06-21

Copyright. 1923. by p. V. Collinsl
Evening star., 1923-06-21

7, Secretary of Labor Davis, in whose
department the whole problem of i'm
Evening star., 1923-06-21

@. How many homes in this coun-
try use electric lights? ?-F. O.
A. 1t is estimated that Sc per cert
of the homes in America are cIec-
trically wired.
Evening star., 1923-06-21

(Send your questions to The Star
! Information Bureau, +. ]. Haskins.
director. at 1920 North Capitol street
Write plainly and inclose cents in
stamps for return postage. DO not
use the telephoneD
Evening star., 1923-06-21

Writing on What Is Art?" in the
current number Of the North Amer
lean Review, Mataichi Miya, a Jap
anese authority on the ancient art Of
tho Far East. touches on the subject
of collecting and protests against art
collectors cornering the works Of an
individual artist. Are you proud or
ashamed" he asks. ITO own fifty
Rembrandts, or one hundred works of
Degas, or a roomful of black haw
thorn or peachbloom porcelains. or
of Rodin sculpture? Yes, IL you are
going to give them to the nation the p
you can be proud; but If you are go
ing to keep them yourself, you should
change your mind. We humans can
not live long-as art is long-but
good. will with works of art may peri
sist forever. The individual collector
should cDllect all kinds Of art to be
real ~ collector"
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15
CELERY, GREEN ONIONS. FRESH
TOMATOES, nAF LETTUCE.
ss1o "a tFr<sAtA PALACE MAR
METHODIST CHURCH NOTES

The Friendly Church. Strangers
always welcome. Come and test or
cordial greeting.
Church school will meet at 10
O'Clock. Our school is growing. We
have teachers and fine class rooms.
Come and study Gods word with us.
Junior church at II o'clock. We In.
vite all children under IA years TO at
tend our Junior church. While the
parents arc in. regular services. your
children are being taught how TO be-
come good church members. iseSend
them Sunday.
Regular morning preaching service
at II o'clock. The subject will be a
Crying Need" Special music.
Epworth League Devotional at $50:
a good place for all young people. an
hour for meditation and prayer. You
are invited.
Evening Preaching service at 1880.
The pastors theme will be. 1.-The
Worlds Greatest Gift.'
Sunday will mark the beginning OF
our Evangeiistic services. We will
Iccntinre these meetings until Easter
Sunday. Everything is being done TO
make these meetings attractive. A
welcome TO all.
Tho regular meeting OF the womnn's
Home Missionary Society will be
held IN the League room In the church
next Wednesday. March 2ist. and all
members are urged TO attend.
r. u. Tyre. Pastor.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15
FREE GARDEN SEEDS

Through the courtesy of Hon. Chas.
B. TimberIake, congressman from this
district, we received from the U. 8.
Department OF Agriculture. d mail
sack Of garden seeds, which are here
for free distribution. We invite our
many friends and patrons to come In
and get package, as these seeds are
of the finest quality and we are sure
they are well worth coming after.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15
ALL KINGS 0f GARDEN SEEDS
AND ONION NIs At PALACE
MARKET. - --r.,ci ~ "a,
srREET AUCTION

l will sell at public auction -on the
streetssrof Holyoke. on Saturday.
March 18th. a Sunlight Six. sjrsssen-
ger touring car. a tiptop body and
tircs, extra good. Is In good running
shape. 8 months time on bankable
note. with interest at 10 per cent from
date. go discount for cash.
EvART JOHNSON. Owner.
Col. G. NJ. Hit. Auctioneer.
Phillips Comfy State Bank, Clerk.
Sale TO BE- held q 2 o'eieek p. N
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15
BRING YOUR DREAM. EGGS AND
POULTRY TO NW. RUSSELL.
HIGHEST MAkkeT PRICES PAID.

Mrs. c. A. Beach. Of Denver. asso.
ciated secretary OF the Woman's Mis-
sionary Society OF the Baptist church.
met with the ladies' at the church.
Wednesday afternoon. Her talk was
ON missionary work and was very In.
spring. giving all the Incentive to
more active and earnest work.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15

said roads is hereby established as pub-
lie highways.
Clerk and Clerk Of Dist. Court was or
dered placed on file.
Out West Printing and Stationery CO.,
supplies for Justice of Peace. 4890
Z. Hardesty Mfg. Co.. culverts.. 344s.83
w. b. Bevard. salary Feb. 1929. 1876
II. On motion Board adjourned to meet Mt
the Call of the Chairman
(SeaD REX C. EVANS.
County Clerk.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15
ONION SETS NAe GARDEN SEED
NOW READY AT fSsa STORE.

Mr.. Emil Daiss of Grant, came up
Thursday afternoon to take his little
eight year old son home from the
hospital. where he has been for sew
eral weeks recovering from an opera
tion for appendicitis.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15
JUST Rec<ivfD A ( coLoas IN
"RovAL socf|v" EMBROIDERY
Ftoss.-cAsH STORE.

w. r. Dickinson. Of Curtis, Nebr.,
returned to his home Wednesday
morning after a business visit In Hol.
yoke. Mr.. Dickenson was an engineer
en- this branch of the c. B. & Q. about
30 years ago. and he met many old
acquaintances while here.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15
PRAIRIE CENTER NEWS
Several in this community are on
the sick list at this writing. y

Several in this community are on
the sick list at this writing.
Mrs. P. B. Woodlands visited with
her daughter, Mrs. c. j. Kicker, and
family last week, and is visiting her
son. Will Woodlands, this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. Fl. Woodlands and
daughter, Merle, and son, Harold
were Julesburg visitors, Thursday.
Mrs. A. p. Sandquist visited with
Mrs. John Sandquist, Friday
Mrs. p. B. Woodlands and Mrs. c.
j. Kicker visited at the John Wright
home Friday afternoon.
| Jim and Martin Pospisil were Hol-
yoke visitors, Saturday s@ I
c. Z. Ferguson, the Rawleigh man
of Phillips county, was caller at the
Frank Austin home. Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. A. Woodlands and
daughters, Cynthia, Mary and Anna,
visited at the Heller home Sunday.
John Hiatt of Julesburg, and the
Henry Hagerman family visited at
the w. +. Hiatt home Sunday.
Clifford, Orville. Harold and Earl
Woodlands were Sunday visitors OF
Jim and Martin Pospisil.
Miss Maple Austin, who has been
assisting Mrs. Emil Cronquist with
her work. came home Saturday eve
ming and is on the sick list at this
writing.
Jim Pospisil and Earl Woodlands
went to Sedgwick Monday with load
OF. hogs.
We are sure having some March
weather these days, the dust is SO
thick you can hardly see.
Mr.. and Mrs. +. A. Woodlands and
daughters, Mary and Anna. were call
ers at the W. C. Heller home on Tues
day afternoon OF last week.
Several from this community at.
tended the oyster supper and speak
ing at the Farmers Union hall on
Tuesday evening OF last week
The A. b. c. GLIB met with Mrs. c.
II. Kicker, Thursday afternoon. A
good time and a fine lunch was en-
joyed by all who attended. = 1sr.t
Mr.. and Mrs. C. ]. Kicker were
Julesburg and Ovid visitors, Saturday.
and their daughters, Misses Florence
and Gladys. OF Julesburg. and Miss
Minnie. of Ovid. accompanied them
home to spend Sunday.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15
P.oli News


Miss Ariith Boyd took dinner with
MRS Porter Monday.
]. ]. Taylor spent part Of last week
in Sterling and Denver on business.
Mr. and Mrs. N. D. Williams took
Sunday dinner with 3. ]. Turvey and
family.
Mr.. nd Mrs. H. A. Flaker and family
visited Mr.. and Mrs. F. Wells Sunday
afternoon.
Arch Warren and family visited at
the G. A. Warren home over Satur.
day and Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Douhan took
supper with Misses Yontsey and Ollie
Wednesday evening.
Miss Alta Gansemer and Harold
Butte took dinner with Olin and Nil.
dred Wells Sunday.
Roy MCGEE and l.. c. Harding took
Sunday dinner with Mr.. and Mrs. M.
o. Crawford and family.
Mrs. Geo. RIPLEY Of Denver arriv-
ed Wednesday morning for a visit
with Miss Edna Youtsey.
Misses Neva. Lois, Ardith and
Melvin Boyd took dinner with Mr..
and Mrs. w. p Brown Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. F. Wagner and
family took Sunday dinner with Mr..
and Mrs. Fred Wagner and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. Otto Butte and Mr..
VIII Gansemer spent Sunday after.
noon with MIR. and Mrs. Fred Schnei-
der.
County Superintendent RifYenburg
visited our school Monday morning.
He also called on Mrs. I. ]. Taylor
on business.
Mrs. Ethel Spry and son, Richard,
returned Monday to Paoli from Cozad.
Nebr., where they had spent the win
ter with her parents.
Don't forget the Old Time Carnival
at the Paoli school house. Thursday
evening. Entertainment for old and
young. Come and bring your friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Warren enter.
tanned on Tuesday evening at a six
O'Clock dinner in honor of the tenth
birthday OF their little daughter. the
following people: Misses Lois Gale.
Aneta Biesemeier. Edna Youtsey and
Ruby Ollie.
We are informed that Herman Wag.
ner has closed deal with James
Crowner whereby Mr. Crowner will
possess Mr.. Wagner's town property
and Mr.. Wagner win move to the
Crowner .farm south OF Paoli. taking
over Mr.. Growers live stock, etc.
Mr.. Wagner has started moving this
week,
The program which was to have
been given the 10th at the Paoli high
school will be given the evening OF
Thursday. March 22nd. The enter.
tainment will consist OF movies. n
short but snappy program and car.
niyal. The proceeds will be used to
complete this years payments on the
piano. Everyone Is cordially invited
TO be present. Come and bring your
friends.
The Parent Teachers Association
held a very interesting meeting at
the School House Thursday evening.
A good attendance was present and
the following program was presented: /:
Scnes ................. Audience
Recitation ............ Edna Porter
Moral Training OF Children
................... Mrs. Brundlge
Club Work In Phillips County
.............. Prof. +. T.. Brolliar
Reading ............ Miss Donaldson
Vocal Solo ..............M Miss DIcky
After the program. refreshments
were served and social hour was en-.
ioyed by all.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15
CHURCH OF CHRIST

The colored minstrels played to q
fair sized audience at the church Sat-
urday evening. March 10th. The pro.
gram consisted of the old plantation
melodies in various ways, such as
solos, quartets, choruses. readings,
etc. The male quartet captured the
llaurels Of the evening. All seemed
to enjoy the program and the colored
people sure enjoyed putting on the en-
|tsrtainment. The program was super
vised by Mrs. r. o. Hendrin, of Ster-
ling, singer during the revival,
Rev. Lodwig is still with us and will
be with us up to and including next
Sunday evening. Come out and hear
the gospel presented in the good old
fashioned way.
Mrs. R. o. Hendrin returned to her
home in Sterling. Monday, after work
ing with us two weeks as song leader
She made many friends while here.
Order OF Services
Bible School 10 q. m. Morning
worship and communion II a. IN.
Christian Endeavor $50. Evening
gospel sermon 7:30. 4 special invita-
ton is extended to the public to come
and worship with us next Sunday.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15
LADIES' NNg cHILoREN's TRIM
NED HATS ~. 3. 1kss co.

Master Dale. Reimer. small son OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Reimer. entertain
ed cisht Of his friends. Tuesday after
noon between four and six. at his
home. Games were played and en-.
joycd BY all. bnt Of course Il goes
without saying. that the refreshments
were the most enjoyable feature Of
the. afternoon. Master Dale was con.
sidcrcd splendid entertainer. and
i.is hospitality VIII he gladly accepted
again by all.
Better weeping possimist than u
rfhiling i,ypocrite.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15
BRING YOUR aeEAM..Eoes AND
POULTRY TO SW. RUSSELL.
HIGHEST MARKET PRICES PAID.

Mrs. Bird Martin. who had been WIS.,
iting Grandma Hargreaves, went to
Denver. Monday afternoon, for a visit
before returning to her home in
Boise City, Idaho
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15

as NoTlcE:AoN JUNE 2, WE WILL
GIVE ABSOLUTELY FREE, 4 2s
PIECE SAT sILXERWARE in CASE
TO THE REHsok HOLDING THE
MOST OF oVR couPoNs.-cAsH
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15
sAerIsT CHURCH NOTES

Please ask yourself the question
"what Am I Doing 10 Help tho Chris
tian and Church Life OF liolyokey'
We are going TO have Sunday School
next Sunday at 10 a. M. Tho Morn
ing Worship ID for all al II o'clock.
Tho young people meet at 6:ao y. M.
end the Evening Gospel Service Al
1880.
II IA the every day life that counts
for God and Il Is faIthfuIness 10 q Job
Of work that moves things. Come.
Frank u. Gray. Pastor
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15
Order of Services
BANANAS, ORANGES. GRAPE
rsy'T' E~oss-pAlAcE MAR
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH

Sunday. School at 10 o'clock every
Sunday. March Is, sermon at 1880 p.
M, and every two weeks following
until April 1st.
Rev. Bergren, Pastor.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15

Miss Florence Andrews left Tues
day morning for Hastings, Nebraska.
for a visit with friends, after which
she will return to lHoldrege, her future
home.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15
HEAuNEW. skle,pvER SWEAT
ss ss. J. g :. Essss s.ss Xg+'-'H="

Mrs. Chas. L. Power and little
daughter returned to their home in
Sterling Monday afternoon after q
ten days visit with her mother, MIS-
NJ. McCarty.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15

For ssie:--one bluo.roan Durham
hull. Z head of horses. 20 head Of
shoa,a. sbo Rhode Island I,cd chick.
Gus. = geese. 4 ducks and farm iniplcl
mcnts. win sell right
W. !. DErMEIt. Amherst, Colo.
II miles northeast OF iloiyohc.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15
ALL klNAe OF GARDEN seEos
tno oN'eaa SIRE At PALACE
MARKET.

Geo. W. Clifford. living II miles
Of ioiyokc. was In town ON
Monday and Ind bills prinaed at the
Herald oiice for a public sale. which
VIII he held Friday. March 23rd.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15
ANOTHER cAe LpAp or THAT
'ooc OH ON NE. a GRADE
OR EVERY cA~ AM TRACTOR.
. TO SOC PEA eAete&
eRUcE's SERVICE.

Everett Grinith left Monday for
Izusa. Cal. to visit his uncle. Mr..
Theodore Evar1 e. Eysret will pro-
Aably fnd employment and remain
bll summer.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15

Dan Reed. representing the Wins
dor Farm Dairy of Denver. was IN
Holyoke. on Monday, IN the interests
Of his firm.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15

! test:-onc day last week. by boy
six years old. tan Md glove. Phone
So.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15

c. scHeirEocER, THE PIANO
TUNER. rs IN NoWN NOW ALL
OR REPAIRED LEAVE ORDERS
WITH coLvEe BROTHERS. asta
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15
PURITAN HOSE FOR CHILDREN
r AL. AoEs.-cAeH STORE.

Miss Ruth Wilcox returned to her
hool duties In Daily. Wednesday
ternoon. spending -aifsw days with
n mother. who has been quite sick.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15
SEE ovs>Ntw 6VNeHAM ores.
IS, JUST y hs~E0, y. .. svARs
}. I

Miss Edla johnson. nurse. at the
'spitai. left Tuesday afternoon for
'ceola. Nebraska, TO attend her sis.
RS wedding. s
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15

ttorney B. L. Garman was in Ven
/, between trains Wednesday.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15
Locals in Brief

ttorney b. l.. Garman was in Ven
b between trains Wednesday.
RS. Fred Conklin's mother. from
eley, is visiting at the Conklin
be. 4
ian Correll left Wednesday morn.
on business trip to Oklahoma
IT'S TO 50 HAo-we HAVE
PALACE M4sx17.
Will Slack returned Saturday morn
from Denver where he has been
the hospital several weeks.
Fhe American Legion Auxiliary
meet Wednesday. March 21st.
aryone should try to be present.
BANANAS, 1dS4Nees. GRAPE
ulT, LEmoNsARALAcE MAR
#.
Raymond Suhr, Of Sterling, return
home Thursday afternoon after a
days visit with his sister. Mrs. F.
Fielder.
fMr. and Mrs. Walter Ashlock OF st.
seph, Missouri. arrived in Holyoke
|ursday afternoon for a visit with
)atives here.
!: !: +: '':4 's': 4':'; s;''s:. : :'::: ':;;;
Miss Edla johnson. nurse. at the
'spital. left Tuesday afternoon for
'ceola. Nebraska, TO attend her sis.
RS wedding. s
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15

fMr. and Mrs. Walter Ashlock Of st.
seph, Missouri. arrived in Holyoke
|ursday afternoon for a visit with
)atives here.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15

RS. Fred Conklin's mother, from
eley, is visiting at the Conklin
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15

Raymond Suhr. OF Sterling. return
home Thursday afternoon after a
+ days visit with his sister. Mrs. F.
Fielder.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15

|an Correll left Wednesday morn
on a business trip to Oklahoma
!, Okla.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15

he American Legion Auxiliary
meet Wednesday. March 21st.
ryone should try to be present.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15

BANANAS. dRAN6es. GRAPE
UiT, LEMoNsAPALAcE MAR
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15

1ill Slack returned Saturday morn
from Denver where he has been
he hospital several weeks.
Phillips County herald., 1923-03-15

Holyoke, Colo, Mar. 5, 1923.
Board met pursuant to- adjournment
present Ralph L Anderson. Clithro Bar,
key and Roy Il. Owens. Commissioners.
and Rex c. Evans, Clerk. =
and approved. y Z.
On motion tho following GLAZING were
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-01-04

THDUCATION matter of experience not OF observation
= Thirty years ago profession of economics IN one OF our
leading universities made the statement that 9Oo OF all the
money invested advertising lost and attempted to
his observation by the statistics of commercial failures
That professor today of the famous educators
in the country He is famous because he grew by experience
to repudate his youthful observation He reverses the
faulty findings his youth and today declares that 90 Of
the failures due either the failure to advertise
to false or faulty advertising
your advertisement says you have all wool goods and
you've only 500 WOOL the time will when you will be
found out When that time all the advertising IN the
world won't save you The public will call your middle name
Fake" and view you with mistrust.
The streets of Bagdad lined with beggars men VINO
tried to live by trick failed Back Of these beggars who
crowd the curb long lines Of little stalls where csters
ply all the arts trade Everyone views the other with su
pcion and every looks upon the adesman with s
picion There is such thing stabilized commodity
among them great department stores in Bagdad
no great clothing merchants hardware houses that carry
the trademark stamp that that what you get is all
it is claimed to be-
Here in this country manufacturers, OF character
put integrity their product They advertise the product
for lust what isthat less and Soyou go into
store here or miles from here and ask for the com
modify that YOU KNOW You know about it. You don't
even have 10 have unwapped you willing to take it IN
its original package with the seal unbroken trade insight
.nseen This you do because it has been advertised
Every merchant does advertise who cannot adj
verse honestly will always conduct business OF Bagdad
booth proportions He will always be little shop keeper
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-01-04
A Little reefs Life

| never see little tree bursting
from the earth, peeping confidingly
up among the withered leaves without
wondering how long it will live and
what trials and tribuIations it will
have. Ii will better and beautify the
eaGth love the blue sky and the
white clouds passing by and ever join
merly in the movement, and the mu-
sic.of the elemental dances with the
winds. 1t will welcome the flower
opening days Of spring. be home for
the birds, and enjoy the summer rain.
And wien comes the golden peace Of
autumn days | trust it will be ready
with ripened fruit for the life to come.
never fail to hope that if this tree
is cut down it may be used for
flag-pole to keep our glorious banner
in the breeze, or be built into cot
tage where love will abide; or, if it
must be burnt that ii will blaze on
the hearth-Stone in a home where chill
dren play in the freight on the floor.
-EnOS A. Mills.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-01-04
vumpin' Yimlny.

Ole Oieson wanted to be railroad
man SO he got job in roundhouse
as engine wiper. His foreman had
Deel, trained in the Jim" Hill school /;
ke allowed no waste. He everlastingly
kepr dingdonging at Ole like this:
Don't waste drop of oil, Ole; oil
costs money. And don't waste the
waste either; it's getting mighty TX.
pensive." Ole finally got these econ
omy facts pounded into his head. One
day Ole Vas promoted to fireman. The
day before 0e went on his first regu-
lar run he vas posted as to his duties
through q series of questions. This
was the ,ast question: Now, Ole
suppose YOU are on your engine; you
go around curve and see rushing
toward you on a single track the fast
est passenger train. What would you
do?" Ole replied: Il grab the dam
oil can; | grab the dam waste-and |
yump !'-Butfalo Courier.