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The Washington times., 1923-08-07
COuzens Says 3 Per Cent Beer
Cold Water Makes Men Thoughtful.

Last Sunday that start the revolution in Germany
passed off quietly enough Two Communists shot dead
wounded. That all it The heading
says: German Reds Drink Beer and Keep Quiet
to do with making in the United States will read that
statement about Drinking Beer and Keeping Quiet and
think Senator Couzens determination modify the Vol
stead Act and legze three beer Under prohibition
have their choice between bootleg whkey which makes
them insane and dangerous and plain ice water which
times makes them think little than their employers
would hkef they knew what they thinking about
The late Gear tried cold his subjects determined
to make them efficient and he succeeded He the
first victim Of their efficiency and for the present. the last
Gear.
Of course vrtuous capitalists should allow profit
fuence them where sobrety and morality concerned But
this certain twenty million wormen be made
they work. it will be necessary them give
they have produced than they got in days before
hibition Beer, relaxation little foolishnes then mild
morse make quiet peaceful Whiskey makes them wild
Pure cold water makes them dangerously thoughtful It's
rather difficult choice.
Couzens who got thirty millions for his share
Of Henry Fords business finance hard fight
wants to do it.
w. E. johnson, the "Pussyfoot well known for his
persteny and personal courage says that England will
be dry for many long day If he says it is true
is great prohibition enthusiast The English
They really careful in the protection of minores The
idea there would be- Don't drink if you want to-
but don't interfere with me-"
That is not the American idea,
The Washington times., 1923-08-07
WORDS FROM
THE LIPS OF
WISE MEN

~ e is wise who has wit enough
for his own affairs.
Always-at-it wins the day.
That ought to be called a loss
that is gained by the sacrifice Of
character.
To be great one must know
how to push his fortunes to the
utmost.
Women know that the better
they obey the surer they are to
rule.
Understanding is the most i'm
portant matter in everything.
The gem cannot be polished
without friction nor man be per-
fected without trials.
Narrowness of mind is often
the cause Of obstinacy.
Evils must be cured by their
contraries.
It is a rule in friendship when
Distrust enters in at the foregs:e,
Love goes out at the postern.
Plenty is the child of peace.
He is a fool who leaves GER
tainties for uncertainties.
It is better to be the best Of a
bad family than to be we'll born
and the worst of ones race.
What cannot be removed be-
comes lighter by means of pa.
tience.
Never sound the trumpet of
your own praise.
He who considers in prosperity
will be little afflicted in adver-
sity.
Copyright, 1923, by Newspaper
Feature Service, Incl
The Washington times., 1923-08-07
LUCY LOWELL
ON DOING IT
TOMORROW

" HERE are ever so many
"I'll-do-it. to-morrowers" in
fhic HunrIH

" HERE are ever so many
"I'll-do.it.to-morrowers" in
this world.
Glory and fortune wait at the
top Of the ladder for them and
. achievement is merely a matter
of mounting AN easy matter
for don't they feel their own
ability3
But they'll climb the first rung
tomorrow!
Meanwhile, tomorrow and to.
morrow. and tomorrow comes and
they still wait, contemplating
that first step.
They have a headache today
or they want to so swimming: "
there are Too Many Other Things
To Do.
That's the principal reason
why men and women don't stand
on the mountain tops; they t1no
too much of this and that to busy
themselves with in the valleys.
I'm sure don't know whether
the "I'U-do-it-to.morrow or the
"I.cant-do,its" are the worse OF.
The first live in a ridiculous
dream of the Future--which, OF
course, never is held in human
hands.
The last named surround them
selves with equally ridiculous
memories Of the Past-its limlta-
tions and failures.
What you can't or won't 90 TO-
day, you can't and won't do TO-
morrow! II you actually wish to
accomplish something, you'll
make time for it, no matter how
crowded your hours.
It will be no hardship for you
either. Perhaps you are one OF
those who climbs actual noun
tains for amusement!
And since the mind rules the
body. the task which the mind
says is impossible is beyond the
reach of your hands.
Fortunately you may control
your mind to a large degree. You
may see that your mind says Il
can do this"-and your body will
do 1t.
Perhaps the work won't be
perfect the first time. but the
second trial will and more hap
PLY.
Working, living, accomplishing.
All are a matter of viewpoint
And the laurels go to the "IIl-do-
it-now-ers" and the Learners
Don't they?
Copyright. 1928. King Features
Syndicate, Incl
The Washington times., 1923-08-07
Not Among Their Problems.

A NDREW JACKSON burned precious hardwoods in his
~ fireplace He didn't know the meaning of
servation Congress hadn't anticipated the greedy
poitation of streams and timber tracts.
The weahs of America seemed exhaustess
United States forest products laboratories weren always
striving to protect the disappearing woods of the
tinent from utter destruction.
and seventyfve thousand acres Of spruce
annually pass through printing presses alone.
Federal chemists, seeking to check such reckless
sumption have discovered volcanic clay in Wyoming
which absorbs the ink from mascerated stock and
enables mills to the eansed pulp repeatedly at saving
of 40 per cent over present manufacturing costs.
Boil weevl ate $1,5OOoooOoo hole into the south's
pocket in less than five years.
Samuel Adams wasn't called upon to devise ways and
against blghts and salvage industrial wastes
which two pressing issues for Calvin Coolidge.
The Washington times., 1923-08-07
Killed to Order
500, and Even Cheaper.

in New York confesses that he hired for 500
70 kill fur manufacturer against whom he had grudge
whom he had seen.
The late Tim Sullivan, Representative and State SEN
ator from New York. when he introduced his Sullivan Law
Furnishing the carrying of weapons and incidentally nuy
ing one clause OF the National Constitution to this writer
Big Tim knew what he talking about and knew,
what could be done There little about New York that he
did NOT know. ~ ~
The worst OF is that murders for cash ara
Che safest murders for the killer most difficult for tho
police to trace " WIZ
When human being is killed, detectives Immediately
search for MOTIVE and through MOTIVE thew find tbe
guilty man or woman When there is motive the work of
the detectives is most difficult. -
Fortunately criminals that hired for $50 or SIM
70 kill have weak brains They talk, their comrades tell
The Washington times., 1923-08-07

love, for we have passed
through stormy seas Of doubt
and anger. But now, a light
is breaking, and the rosy
dawn of love has returned.
She-And should abide with us
forever. Oh, Charles, let us
never again by word or look
cause pain to each other.
He-Never again. And you will
not scold anymore?
She-No, dearest. You know
l never have unless you gave
me cause.
He-Sometimes you have be-
come angry and said hard
things without any reason.
She-Maybe you think so, but
/ don't. Gifts her head from
his shoulder.)
He-I know what I'm talking
about. (Takes his arm from
her waist.
She-You come home cross be-
cause you haven't got sense
enough to conduct your bust
ness properly, and take your
spite out on me.
He-You make me tired. You
get on your ear because you
are naturally one of the cain
raising kind and can't help
it.
She-You old cross-patch of a
liar from Liarsville, don't you
talk to me that way cor I'll
scratch your eyes out.
He-You wildcat. wish I
had been struck by lightning
before | ever met you.
She (seizing the broom)-Biff!
Biff!
He latter reaching the side
waikiki wonder if Colonel
Ingersoll is right when he
says suicide is no sin!
(CURTAIN.)
The Washington times., 1923-08-07

He-And now, Viola, sine we
understand each other, let US
never fall out again. Let US
forget the bitter words that
we have spoken one to an
other, and resolve to dwell
in love and affection. (Places
his arm around her waist.)
She-Oh, Charles, you don't
know how happy you make
me! Of course we will never
quarrel again. Life is too
short to waste in petty bick-
erings and strife. Let US
keep in the primrose path of
love, and never stray from it
anymore. Oh, what bliss to
think you love me and moth
ing can ever come between
US. Just like the old days
when we used to meet by the
lilac hedge, isn't it? days
her head on his shoulder.)
He-Yes, and when / used to
pull blossoms and Irvine them
IN your hair and call you
Queen Titania.
She-Oh, that was nice. l re-
member. Queen Titania? Oh,
yes, she was one Of Shakes
peare's characters, who fell in
love with a man with a
donkey's head"
Helm!
She-Now don't. I didn't mean
you. Oh, Charles, are you
sure you love me as we'll as
you used to?
He-More.( Smack!)
She-Does EN- fink me sweet ?
He-(Smack! SmackD
She-Wuv ems toodleums?
He-Awful heap. Who do you
wuv?
She-My ownest own old boy.
Both-(SmackD
He-We should be doubly happy,
The Washington times., 1923-08-07
SAP AND SALT
Bert moses

Nothing is surer than rheuma,
tism after you reach fifty.
A wise wife never let's her hus-
band know how much she knows
about him.
The way to get rid Of a book
agent is to either outtalk him or
do no talking at all.
You learn little about
woman by talking to her, but
everything II you correspond with
her.
Men don't tell their love az
fairs to other men. but any clever
woman can worm the whole story
out of them.
HeZ Heck says: "a small
towns idea O. religion Is to be
shocked at Ver'thing that goes
on"
Copyright. 1893. Premier Syndicate. Inc
The Washington times., 1923-08-07
Bridges for French Ambition.

TO need to import European straws. The home problem
M crop is than enough break Executive backs
Britain, at the moment, enves nothing so much as
1000 miles between America and the chalk cliffs OF
Calais.
Garvin shrewdest sign reader among London editors,
bunty confesses that Baldwin dare press moderation
upon Poincare He foresees the rebrth Of mtaristlc
prepared to assert her will conemptuous Of pro-
testing civilization.
He beholds the continent again under her domination
Aligned with Belgium, too forgetfu of the sacrifices
made in her cause, her position is mpregnabethe Guar
dOrsay counts bombing squadrons compares adjacent
armies aviation CORPS that its decisions
can't be countered by force.
The League of Nations and the World Court must either
bridges French ambition relinqush authority
the Ruhr Hardly situation to change that 7OOOOoO
majority.
The Washington times., 1923-08-07
Lift Auto Bar

~ Amt MOR1Ts. Switzerland.
- Automobile traffic Is now
~ allowed in all parts OF
Switzerland, the people of the
Canton of the Grisons recently
having voted to annul the law
prohibiting motor traffic. Tho
other twenty-one Cantons had
one by one repealed like laws.
There are still several SW1ss
Cantons where automobiles are
not allowed on the highways on
Sundays.
The Washington times., 1923-08-07
All Roads to One Door.

E combined purchase price of Louisiana territory and
Alaska together with the moneys spent on the acqus
ton of Texas, New Mexico and California, is far
ceeded by the Rockefeller Foundation.
Brobdngnagian endowments, privately administered for
the expression of educational and social theories threaten
conflict with legislative agencies
The spending of Carnegie millions already dstresses the
Judgment of his executors The mercful which Rookie
Teller placed the disposal of his stewards
ticay restricted to research but other phanhrop
not devise their riches wisely.
Congress and the Executive will yet be challenged to
provide regulatory acts for otherwise embarrassing
munity gifts.
Suppose Millionaire with bolShevst eanings directed
that the income from his estate should be devoted to the
overthrow Of democracy.
Another might subsdize general crusade against religion
Imagine disorder in current economic programs if the
$75oooooo Laura spean Rockefeller fund had been desg
mated for the repeal Of the eghour day instead of work
among the suffering and oppressed of earth.
puzzled what to do with 10000 requests that
can be no longer carried out because the purposes for
which they originally designed have since grown i'm
possible of fulfiment
House door.
The Washington times., 1923-08-07

~ ANGER turks everywhere
In the streets. A hole in
- the pavement, a broken
board, bana peel or an icy spot
on the sidewalk may upset you
and 1njure more than your dig
nifty. 1t may throw you in the
way of a passing street car or
automobile.
When walking on the sidewalk
or crossing the street, don't be.
come too absorbed in the sporting
page or the comics. Don't lose
The Washington times., 1923-08-07
Gem sh s4s1tO.HENRY
A TREASURE TROVE OF HUMoR FROM HIS
NEWLY DISCOVERED NEWSPAPER WRITINGS
RECONCILIATION.

One-act Drama.
DRAMATIS PERSONALS Houston married couple.
STENE-4er boudofv
The Washington times., 1923-08-07
TODAY'S SAFETY TALK
Prepared by the, National Safety Council.

yourself In thought or converse.
ton, however lofty 1t may be.
Don't get off a street car back
ward. Keep alert and remember
that all accidents don't happen on
Friday the thirteenth.
Take no chances trying to beat
a car to the crossing. You NAV
save a minute but you may lose
weeks in the hospital. Don't
place too much confidence in
horse shoes, rabbits feet and
four l4afed clover&
The Washington times., 1923-08-07


Wheeler Syndicate
Evening star., 1923-11-26

ADyERTTSEMEN
A THREE DAYS.
COUGH IS YOUR
DANGER SIGNAL

Chronic coughs and persistent colds lead
TO serious lung trouble. You can stop them
now with Creomulson, an emusted creo-
sote that is pleasant TO take. Creomulsion
is new medical discovery with twofold
action: it soothes and heals the infiamed
membranes and kills the germ
OF all known drugs, creosote Is recog
nized by the medical fraternity as the
greatest healing agency for the treatment
of chronic coughs and colds and other
forms Of throat and lung troubles Creo-
mulsion contains. in addition 10 creosote,
other healing elements which soothe and
heal the inhamed membranes and stop the
irritation and inflammation. while the ere
osote goes on TO the stomach, is absorbed
into the blood. attacks the seat of the
trouble and destroys the germs that lead
to consumption.
Creomulsion Is guaranteed satisfactory
in the treatment of chronic coughs and
colds, bronchial asthma catarrhal bron-
chitis and other forms of throat and lung
diseases, and is excellent for building up
the system after colds or the nu. Money
refunded If any cough or cold. no matter
Of how long standing. is not relieved after
taking according to directions. Ask your
druggist. Creomulsion Co.. Atlanta. Ga.
Evening star., 1923-11-26
Homemade, but Has No ,
Equal for Coughs ;
Makes a family supply of really de-
pendable cough medicine. Easily i
prepared. and saves about So. =

If you have a severe cough or chest
cold accompanied with soreness,
throat tickle, hoarseness, or difficult
breathing, or if your child wakes up
during the night with Group and you
want quick help, try this reliable old
homemade cough remedy. Any drug
gist can supply you with 21a ounces
of Pinex. Pour this into pint bottle
and fill the bottle with plain granu-
lated sugar syrup. Or you can use
clarified molasses, honey, or corn
syrup, instead of sugar syrup, if
desired. This recipe makes a pint of
really remarkable cough remedy. 1t
tastes good, and in spite of its low
cost, it can be depended upon to give
quick and lasting relief.
You can feel this take hold of a
cough in way that means business.
Ii loosens and raises the phlegm
stops throat tickle and soothes and
heals the irritated membranes that
line the throat and bronchial tubes
tainty that it is really astonishing.
Pinex is special and highly con-
centrated compound of genuine Nor
way pine extract, and is probably the
best known means of overcoming
severe coughs, throat and chest colds.
There are many worthless imita-
tions of this mixture. To avoid dis.
appointment, ask for 1919 ounces of
Pinex,7 with full directions, and don't
accept anything else. Guaranteed to
give absolute satisfaction or money
promptly refunded The Pinex Co.,
Ft. Wayne. Ind.
Evening star., 1923-11-26
BETTER THAN CALOMEL
Thousands Have Discovered
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets
Are a Harmless Substitute

Or. Edwards Olive TabIets--the sub
stItute for calomel-are a mild but sure
laxative, and their effect on the liver is
almost instantaneous. These little olive
coIored tablets are the result of DR..
Edwards determination not to treat
liver and bowel complaints with caIomei.
The pleasant little tablets do the good
that caiomeI does, but have no bad after
effects. They don't inJure the teeth like
strong liquids or caIomei.. They take
hold Of the trouble and quickly correct
It. Why cure the liver at the expense
Of the teeth? caIomeI sometimes plays
havoc with the gums. So do strong
liquids. 1t Is best not to take calomeI
Let DR.. Edwards olive Tablets take
its place.
Headaches, "duIIness" and that lazy
feeling come from constipation and a
disordered liver. Take Or. Edwards
olive Tablets when you feel "Iogy" and
"heavy." They "cIear" cIouded brain
and "perk up" the spirits. 15c and soc.
Evening star., 1923-11-26
That cloudy film

Your teeth are coated with a
viscous film. You can feel it now.
1t resists the old-way brushing, SO
much Of It clings and stays.
Food stains, ETC., discolor it,
then 1t forms dingy coats. That
Is why, In old days, most teeth
showed less luster than now.
Finn also holds food substance
which ferments and forms acid. It
holds the acid in contact with the
teeth to cause decay. Germs breed
by millions In 1t. They, with tar
tar, are the chief cause of pyor-
rhea. Thus very few escaped tooth
troubles, despite all care.
Evening star., 1923-11-26

II. Rogers. in Hyattsville, Md, to en-
deavor to pick up the British sta
tions, reported that they heard faint
they believed were coming from 2Lo.
station in London. Code inter-
! ference from NAA. they said. made 1T
virtually impossible to definitely es-
tablish the CALI of the broadcasting
DIR. Rogers last night has five stages
of mplification-three radio and TWO
audio. 1t was connected with an un-
derground antenna, the latest fnven-
tion of DIR. Rogers. which gave bet
ter results last night than an out
side aerial
Sounds of piano playing in Liver
pool were reported heard distinctly
at the broadcasting station at Garden
heard at Chatham. Mass. and Hello.
America" was heard several times
at Tarrytown, n. Y.
The history making tests will be
continued during the week. Stations
on this side of the tiantlc Will
broadcast tonight for the beneht or
the English listeners.
All of the tests-a systematic at
tempt to see whether England can
hear American radio stations ana
America, in turn can PICK up tne
between 10 and 1890 pm. eastern
standard time.
The English stations will again try
to span the Atlantic tomorrow and
Thursday nights. Wednesday and
Friday nights the American stations
will repeat their first test of tonight.
The station, which requested its
listeners to stand by on Friday
night, while a photograph was be-
ing taken of the orchestra was
KDKA, according to j. +. Bonini,
jr., 3817 Woodley rood. This answers
the query of Albert A. Peter, pub
lished in this column Saturday.
Evening star., 1923-11-26
WRC-Rndio Corporation OF America
f4SD MeterS(.

. 6 p.m.-Children's hour, by Peggy
. Albion.
/ p.m.-"Life Insurance in Trust ;.
! by William H. Baden, trust officer or
the Washington Loan and Trust COM
pany.
sis pm.-Piano recital, by Emer-
son Myers, boy pianist. Program :
+ (a) "Impromptu" (Chopin), (bl lie
! Coucou" (Claud D'Aquin), Co waltz
in a Flat" CChopin), (d) "Polonaise
: in A" (Chopin).
/ $40 pm-Song recital, by Harriet
Murphy, soprano soloist of the St
Patrick Players.
. p.m.-''The seething Cauldron Of
! Europe" by Frederic w. Vile. special
! correspondent and author.
! 9:i5 p.m-Violin recital, by Sidney
Seidenman, the leader of the Shore
| ham Hotel Orchestra -,
| $50 pm-'The Picture OF Peace
by C. Francis Jenkins. director of the
| Radio Pictures Corporation.
! 9:45 pm.-Song recital. by -ladge
| Kanode, contralto soloist of the New
! York Avenue Presbyterian Church.
| Ellis Jones at the piano. Program: !:
| l(a) 1.-THE Old Road" (ScotD, OBJ
Star" (Rogers). (d) "Reveries" toley
| Speaks).
| 9:55 % m-RetransmisSion of Airing
! ton time signals.
10 p.m.-Song recital, by Leon
Finder, tenor.
Early Program Tuesday.
! 5:15 pm.-Instruction in interna-
| tional code practice by the engineers
! Of the Radio Corporation of America
! 6 pm.-Children's hour, by Peggy
| Albion.
Evening star., 1923-11-26
RADIO NEWS

Americas radio fans listened in for
the British broadcast programs in the
first transatlantic broadcasting test
last night. hut evidently few Of them
were able to hear the English sta
tionS.
\ party of radio engineers of WRC,
who went TO the laboratory of Dr. j
Evening star., 1923-11-26
That Charm
Which comes from pretter teeth
Dainty people get it now

The day when teeth were dingy
has gone by now for millions. You
see prettier teeth wherever you
look today.
A new way Of teeth cleaning has
come into vogue. Dainty people
the world over now employ 1t.
You will also do so when you
make this test.
Evening star., 1923-11-26

Dental science has In late years
found ways to fight that film. One
disintegrates tho film at all stages
of formation. The other removes
it without harmful securing.
Able authorities proved these
methods effective. Then a new
type tooth paste was created to
apply them daily. The name is
Pepsodent. Now careful people of
some so nations employ 1t, largely
by dental advice.
Evening star., 1923-11-26
Let every child
enjoy it

Pepsodent means more than
prettier teeth. 1t means cleaner,
safer teeth. Dentists advise that
children use it from the time tho
first tooth appears. This as pro-
lection against troubles which
most suffer otherwise.
Send the coupon for a To-Day
Tube. Note how clean the teeth
feel after using. Mark the absence
of the viscous film. See how teeth
become winter as the flm-coats
disappear.
A few days will convince you.
What you see and feel will lead
you to adopt this method in your
home. That is most important.
Cut out coupon now.
Evening star., 1923-11-26
Also these effects

Pepsodent does two other things
which research proved essential
1t multiplies the alkalinity of the
saliva. That Is there 20 neutralixe
mouth acids.
1t muliplies the starch digss-
tant in the saliva. That IL there to
digest starch deposits which may
otherwise ferment and form acids.
Every use of Pepsodent gives
manifold effect to these great
natural tooth-protectins agents.
Thus to millions of homes 1t has
brought a new dental era.
Evening star., 1923-11-26
Early Program Tuesday.

II a.m.-'The Hope of Immortality, -
by Louis Kaufman Anspacher.
1l:50 .m.-Market reports.
4 10 80 p.m.-I'rogram by Doris ].
Taylor, soprano; Stanley X Hampton.
baritone: Russian Kavkas Restaurant
Trio and Robert w de Forest.
Evening star., 1923-11-26
BY RADIO TODAY
Schedule of Wireless News and Entertainment
LOCAL STATIONS.
LoStAh % AioNS'
NAA-NayaI Radio station, Radio, Va.

NAA-NnvaI Radio Station, Had1O, va.
(435 Meters).
sos to $50 pm.-Public health
service broadcast No. 196, "Burrow-
ing in for the Winter"
1905 p.m.-Weather bureau report.
Early Program Tuesday.
GAS a.m.-Live stock reports.
l0:O5 am-Weather report.
1925 a.m.-Fruit and vegetable
shipments.
1925 p.m.-Live stock markets.
las p.m.-Fruit and vegetable mar
kets.
1926 p.m.-Live stock reports.
3:45 p.m.-Weather bureau report.
4:04 p.m.-Hay, feeds, crop reports,
specials.
4:25 p.m.-Daily market report.
Evening star., 1923-11-26
WHAS-LouisviIIe (4OO Meters). -.
Early Program Tuesday.

to p.m.-Strand Theater Orches-
ira; Just Among Home Folks; Wal
nut Orchestra; news bulletins; live
stock, produce and grain market re-
ports.
Evening star., 1923-11-26
Early Program Tuesday,

i p.m.-Organ recital.
1870 p.m-Weather forecast.
) p.m.-Program by. artists from
the Remick studios.
WBZ-Sprfngfield. Mass (337 Meters).
p.m.-Dinner concert by the WBZ
Trio.
p.m.-This week in history; late
news: humorous program.
1880 p.m.-Twilight tales for kid
dies; farmers period.
p.p.-Concert by the Mcdowell
Male Chorus; organ recital