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The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-02-22
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Reginald HE'D Bishops superb
work on 'Inyes{ cations and Studies
in Jade. on wild ii the author spent
twenty years orisabsr. 1t cost sis5..
900 to publish tbs edition Of culy 100
copies. Two are used for ca251.saE
and the remaining ninety-eighs wili DO
placed in the Libraries OF Earu2e end
America and presented to Tcyaity. Ins
Philadelphia Library owns c2zy NJ
u. After printing the type Ma dls-
tributed and ell materials usel in TIA
preparation OF the work II gre oes-rsg-
ed. The library,s copy was rrez-4t-
ed on the express condition sA-S it
snail remain the proper Ct he ~
b.ary il psrpetu.ty. TIE LssS vca-
ume deals with Inc guLjsct 81 51-e
III great detail covering z55 pages.
1t treats OF jade in China, giving iss
sources. value and colcrs; then jade
as q mineral, with very elaborate de-
seripricns and specimens, accompaz-
led by analyses, reductions and notss.
followed by detailed statements 81
methods Of working jade, especially
in China and New Zealand. conclad-
Ing with descriptions Of the prahis-
toTic-worked jade and the historic
worked jade in China, India. Anam.
Europe and New Zealand Volume
2 consists Of descriptive catalogue
OF the articles now housed at the Met
Topolitan Museum The collection haa
been arranged under three main head
ings- meteorological, archaeolo gical
and art objects. The volumes ars
bound iii crushed levant with hand
some doubles OF garnet watsred silk,
the backs being decorated with plain
but very artistic gold tooling. Phila-
delphia Record.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-02-22

In Java the European resident"
OF a government station is very ina
portant parsonage. to whom great
homage is rendered by the natives
A story is told of one resident who
was thrown out of his dogcart while
descending a hill. He had barely re-
covered from the stunning fall whan
he caught sight OF his secretary
carriage coming bounding down
the steep road like big India rub
Der ball, rolling over and over In the,
dust. "Hullo. have you been upset.
too?" asked the resident. NO, resi-
dent, sputtered the fat little secre-
tary, scrambling to his feet again,
"hut | thought il the resident leaps
leap too
During a cholera scare another
resident invited widow to remove
to high hill as precaution against
the disease. She. however. said that
she thought her time TO die had
come. and as her husband had been .
person Of Importance In his lifetime,
she asked only for the inestimabls
privilege OF having her grave dug
next to the residents own.
Some years ago the government q
Java offered reward for all erocor
dies killed or captured. For . Hme
enormous numbers OF them were
brought to the autohrities. Then \
was discovered that nearly AL the
natives had gone to raising croco-
dies. so the reward was vitA6sswR-
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-02-22
Frenchman's Laughter.

Those who knew France before tis
"annee terrible" have frequently COM
mentsd on the fact that the genera
ton of Frenehmen who have grown
up since then are far more gloomy
and mofose than their ancestors were.
But there are signs that reaction
is setting in, and number OF young
medical students in Paris have de-.
termined 10 reintroduce the fashion OF
hearty laughter, and to form society
for the propagation of lie Fire gan-
lois. They have examined into the
question. and have issued q statemsne
to the effect that a mans character
can be told by his laugh, and thar
there are as many laughs as there are
vowels. Those who laugh '.Ha ha.s'
are frank and open. and love action
and movement; those who laugh
Heb, heh!" are melancholy. with
plenty OF dry wit; those who laugh
He. he!'' are either babies CT sort
witted: those who laugh "Ho. ho.'s
are generous, bold and decided; while
those who laugh HUH huh!" ara
miserly. misanthropic and hypocriti-
cal 1t is evident that we all ought to
laugh "Ha' ha," and laugh ~Ho. hot"
like the Knights and monks in the old
fashioned comic songs. and the French
society proposes to do all it can to-
encourage people to laugh in this fash
ion. We wish them all good luck ana
prosperity in this charitable endeavor,
for hearty laugh is the best eneour-
agement of the entente cordiale.---Lon-
don Globe
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-02-22
LABRADoR'S PRICE 100000
Newfoundland Wants to Get Red OF
Debt; Canada Offers
$4,000, 900.

Ottawa. Ont.-The bleak territory
of Labrador, long a no mans land be-
tween the Dominion of Canada and the
island colony OF Newfoundland, will
become Canadian soil If Newfoundland
receives her price. Negotiations were
reopened recently. Representatives OF
Canada and Newfoundland are Dusily
engaged searching the archives and
studying old maps, preparing to argue
the ownership of Labrador before the
privy council in London
The latest proposal is that Canads
assume the Newfoundland national
debt of $50O00,OO0 and take title n
Labrador. This suggestions 1t WAS
understood, was put forward by Sir
Patrick Magrath. representing the is
land colony. Canadian representa-
lives, while expressing willingness to
pay cash for the territory, set its
value at 910,000,O0O.
For fifteen years negotiations have
been going on between the Canadian
and Newfoundland governments to set
tie the Labrador boundary difficulty.
maintaining Jurisdiction
over the Labrador coast, has contended
that its zone Of influence runs well in
to the Interior, taking up large area
that the maps allot to the province of
Quebec. The Canadian authorities
coneede to Newfoundland only mar
row strip Of the Labrador littoral
which is necessary to the fisheries in
dustry Of the island colony.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-02-22
Costly Locks of Hair

There is an exchange in Paris where
one may purchase locks Of hair which
have adorned the heads of celebrities.
Two dozen grown by Lord Nelson re-
Gently sold for s625, and this was con-
sidered rare bargain, since a much
smaller number went for $3.50 NOBODY
seems to care much for the hair of the
Duke Of Wellington. since his hirute
product Is quoted at only $3.50 per
lock. Napoleon, who had some that
hung right in the middle Of his fore
head, is rated at from So to 800, ac-
cording to demand, and Lord Byron
rules fairly steady at $3.50.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-02-22
PUT HEADS THROUGH GLASS
Chinese Farmers Become Accustomed
to Many Western Ways, But Trans
parent Windows Puzzle Them.

Picking. The Chinese have become
accustomed to many western ways, but
glass windows in trains are still per-
picking to them. In the remote dis
tricts the natives continue to make
their windows of rice paper, following
custom that Is centuries old.
Passengers on a railroad between
Shanghai and Peking recently were
surprised to find black lines painted
across the window panes of the cars.
The explanation given was that
Chinese farmers, being unused to
transparent windows, would thrust
their heads through the glass.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-02-22
Famished Elk Feed
on His Stacked Hay

Deadwocd s. D.-John Gull
dlnger, rancher living about
one mile from the South Dakota
boundary line In Wyoming. Is
having difficulty saving his hay
supplies from herd of about
one hundred and dfty elk which
are roaming the region near his
ranch.
Guidinger had stacked his hay
and had surrounded it with
fences, but the famin6ed elk
break through the fences with
ease and attack his haystacks.
He says the state Of Wyoming
refuses to reimburse him for his
hay losses. 1t is against the law
to kill elk, so he is confronted
with a serious problem, being
in danger of losing all his hay
supplies unless he constantly
stands guard over his stacks.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-02-22
is Coolest SPOT
IN UNITED
Devils Lake, N. D., Has Zero
Temperature or Lower One
Fifth Of Days Of Year.
WEATHER RECORDS ARALYzED
Long and Severe Winters in Northern
States Contrast With Mild Win
tiers in Southern
States.

Washington Lake, North
Dakota, with an average of nearly one
fifth of the days of the year when
temperatures are as low as zero or
lower and more than one-half of the
days of the year when it is freezing
or lower, holds the record as the coun-
try's coolest place.
Temperature conditions vary greatly
in the United States during the win
ter season, an analysis of records of
the weather bureau show. Long and
severe winters in the northern states,
with North Dakota, Minnesota, north
ern Michigan and northern Vermont
having the most severe weather, con-
trast sharply with the mild winters
of the southern states, but in sum
mer the difference is not nearly so
great.
Freezing temperatures have been re-
corded at all mainland stations of the
Weather bureau in winters past, BUT
they have been of infrequent occur
renee along the Pacific coast and in
the immediate Gulf coast sections,
where they average only two to five
days during the winter compared with
an average OF one day along the Cali
fornia coast.
In general freezing weather occurs
more than 100 days of the year north
of southern Pennsylvania, the Ohio
river and the southern parts of Mis-
souri, and Kansas, as well as through
out the mountain and plateau districts
of the West. In North Dakota, eastern
Montana and Wyoming freezing tenn
peratures may be expected on more
than half the days OF the year, the
annual record of Yellowstone park
averaging 2ll days. This is in marked
contrast with two days at Tampa,
Fla. and four days at Galveston,
Texas.
AS a rule. zero wenther does NOT
occur south Of the District of Column
bla, the western portion Of Virginia,
the extreme northern parts of Ter.
nessee and Arkansas. and central Okla
homa, although during the cold wave
of 1899 the zero line was carried to
the east Calf coast
In the average winter the tenpera-
ture falls to zero on five days as far
south as southern Pennsylvania, cen
tral Indiana, Illinois and Missouri and
Kansas. In the central
northern districts between the western
upper lake region and the Rocky
IT occurs with much greater
the average ranging from
forty to sixty days or more.
The influence of Lake Michigan in
modifying severe temperatures is evil
dent from the fact that Grand Haven,
on the eastern side of the lake, shows
only three days with zero temperature,
while Milwaukee, on the opposite side
Of the lake and at about the same
attitude, has on an average Of four
cen days
Extremely low temperatures are
comparatively less frequent than mod
arately cold weather in the Rocky
area, when compared with
the central-northern states. This Is
shown by Denyer's average with 145
lays of freezing weather and only
line days with zero temperatures,
While Bismarck n. D., averages 1872
days with freezing and So days with
zero =
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-02-22
Horse Gets Up on Hearing
Policeman Say He'll Shoot

Cleveland, Drank is a
white horse with a naturally
meek expression, who hauls a
rubbish wagon for the city. The
other day Frank fell on the
snow-covered street.
All attempts to get him to his
feet failed,
A policeman said: well, 1
guess I'll have to shoot him and
put him out of his misery"
Frank stirred and got 10 his
feet.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-02-22

Berlin.-A German psalter has been
discovered by Professor Albrecht Of
Halle which is believed to have been
written by Luther The book was
printed in Wittenburg In 1541 and
bound in 1914 in rich leather.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1923-02-22
Finds New curative EIement

Philadelphia Public announcement
of the discovery of therapeutic prop
critics in the chemical element known
as "Germanium," was made by DR..
John H. Mueller, professor of chemis-
try at the University Of Pennsylvania.
He said it promised to be Of great
value in the treatment Of Secondary
anelnia.
The Washington times., 1923-07-05
Medbury
Says
BY John p. 'Medbury.

~ CAN = F6<AIN110NS HAF''
A his vile Gar divorce the
4 - other day because she
neglected hiss mendinS. Sh@ tore
q button off his coat on Caeir
wedding day--they've been mar
ried ten years now-and she
hasn't sewed it back on yet.
Is.
In her answer she told the
= Judge that the coat was >" cd
there wasn't q place left on It to
1 sew the button.
He claims he hasn't got a pair
Of socks to his name that his feet
don't leak out OF,
= He says II the holes get any
bigger he'll have to pull them On
mp over his legs and use them for
carriers.
He charges that all the buttons
are off his shirt. too, and when
he walks down the street holding
. Il together everybody accuses
him of initiating Napoleon.
The wife says she doesn't OBJ
sect TO her husband getti1g q
divorce, but 4 isn't fair. He
knew she CGlIldn't sew because
when he was counting her he
used to send her large bouquets
Of bachelor buttons.
The husband says he'll let his
wife get the divorce II she'll
promise to do his rnending be-
q fore the final decree is issued.
+, But the woman objects, saying
that she can't very wen take her
sewing into the court room.
The trouble with a lot OF wom-
en- is that they spend too much
time putting needles into phono.
graphs instead Of running few
of them through their husbands
socks.
They like to turn ON q record
and dance, but there's just as
much exercise in playing sew.
ing machine.
ksf1l
q 1t: you're just as tired when
I you get through.
When. you play . sewing ma.
chime you. can use your. hus-
bands shirt fer q record.
Women ought to keep their
husbands handkerchiefs mended,
, too. No man likes to use a hand
kerchief' that his nose falls
through.
OF course this often comes
from . man having o pointed
nose. One man said he cosIIdn't
help his nose being sharp because
his wife always kept 1t to the
grimdstOne.
When she kicked about the
condition of his handkerchiefs he
told her she ought to be glad
that he wasn't woodpecker.
The Judge told this man to
bring all Of his unmended clothes
into court the next day. He told
the judge he'd be glad to do 1t
providing he held court in the
auditorium.
But it's getting so nowadays
that when you see a man with
! frayed cuffs and no buttons on
his shirt you don't know whether
!. he's married or just naturally
I careless.
copyright. 1923. King Features
Syndicate, Inc.)
(sPnAumkA EvAa Ev~wa-nA
The Washington times., 1923-07-05
The World
We Live in
By Dave Sentner.
" he American tourist IL going
over to fix up this Eu-
II ropean bankruptcy situa-

T HE American tourist IL going
over to fix up this Eu-
u ropean bankruptcy situa-
ton.
Everything that goes up must
come down except apartment
house elevators.
A naistriai IL when q uaaa and
wife set on the same jury.
The King OF the Dachshund
family is able to stand on his hind
legs without sagging.
The study Of Greek In our uni,
versities makes . shoe shine more
understandable.
1898 Model: AZ the building
trades woriune1 say when they
strike: "This one 10 on the
house."
Lefty Long, tina old maid chorus
girl. says she always looks under
the bed before retiring except
when she's riding in an upper
berth.
A rag. o trombone. and q hunk
Of air-produce . Jag tune.
When q woman dries her hair 1t
doesn't mean she has to stay In
and watch 1t.
Nature may be grand. but q
picnic party soon gives her .
taste Of democracy.
Kenneth Kncba, the steady
theatergoer, says it's about time
they manufactured handles on
custard pies.
A silk hat is the logical con.
tanner Tor q SILK umbrella.
Congress 10 out Of season and
gentle summer is here.
II the world IL to be made safe
for rumocracy bootlegger's hoctch
should be vaccinated.
Ladies are not wearing hatpins
any more. Reviewers seem to be
the popular substitute.
One way for Germany to pay
her reparatio1s debt 10 to stage
. prize fight between Kaiser Bill
and the Prince 6f Wales at the
Yankee Stadium.
A gentleman is person who
t. ~.~lfkA - ki- vr3NM
The Washington times., 1923-07-05

In q small town In Kentucky
the only social enjoyment Of the
young people 10 meeting the two
trains which pass through every
night. Mrs. Smith. an acid
tongued gossip. also met the train
and often made rather strong
criticisms on the behavior Of the
younger generation. On one night
The crowd ut the station were
much amused to zee the following
notice on the bulletin board:
mo. % twenty minutes late. Mrs.
Smith on time"
The Washington times., 1923-07-05

A gentleman lie q person who
is polite to his wife.
The Washington times., 1923-07-05

But it's getting so nowadays
that when you see a man with
frayed cuffs and no buttons on
his shirt you don't know whether
he's married or just naturally
careless.
Copyright. 1923. King Features
Syndicate, Inc.)
The Washington times., 1923-07-05

St. Peter (to arrival In HeavenI
How aid you set here;
"Flu."
The Washington times., 1923-07-05

One way for Germany to pay
her PREPARATIONS debt 10 to stage
. prize fight between Kaiser Bin
and the Prince 6f Wales at the
Yankee Stadium.
The Washington times., 1923-07-05

The Judge told this man to
bring all Of his unmended clothes
into court the next day. He told
the judge he'd be glad to do 1t
providing he held court in the
auditorium.
The Washington times., 1923-07-05

Ladies are not wearing hatrins
any more. Reviewers seem to be
the popular substitute.
The Washington times., 1923-07-05

1923 Model: AZ the building
trades woriAmen say when they
strike: "This one 10 On the
house."
The Washington times., 1923-07-05

Lefty Long, tina old maid chorus
girl, says she always looks under
the bed before retiring except
when she's riding In an upper
berth.
The Washington times., 1923-07-05

A rag, Q trombone, ana q hunk
Of air-produce . Jag tune.
The Washington times., 1923-07-05

II the world IL to be made safe
for rumocracy bootlegger's hooteh
should be vaccinated.
The Washington times., 1923-07-05

The study Of Greek In our uni.
versities makes . shoe shine more
understandable.
The Washington times., 1923-07-05

When she kicked about the
condition of his handkerchiefs he
told her she ought to be glad
that he wasn't woodpecker.
The Washington times., 1923-07-05

He charges that all the buttons
G are off his shirt. too, and when
he walks down the street holding
} Il together everybody accuses
him of initiating Napoleon.
The Washington times., 1923-07-05

When. you play . sewing ma.
chine you can use your. hus-
bands shirt fer q record.
The Washington times., 1923-07-05

The wife says she doesn't OBJ.
sect TO her husband gettiIg q
divorce, but q isn't fair. He
knew she C6lildn't sew because
when he was counting her he
used to send her large bouquets
Of bachelor buttons.
The Washington times., 1923-07-05

The husband says he'll let his
wife get the divorce II she'll
promise to do his rnending be-
fore the final decree is issued.
The Washington times., 1923-07-05

Congress 10 out Of season and
gentle summer is here.
The Washington times., 1923-07-05

Women ought to keep their
husbands handkerchiefs mended,
too. No man likes to use a hand
kerchief that his nose falls
through.
The Washington times., 1923-07-05

You secure the same thrill out
Of 1t; you're just as tired when
you get through.
The Washington times., 1923-07-05

They like to turn on q record
and dance, but there's just rs
much exercise in playing a sew.
ing machine.
The Washington times., 1923-07-05

When q woman dries her hair 1t
doesn't mean she has to stay In
and watch 1t.
The border vidette., 1923-08-11
NOTICE 70 CREDITORS.
In the Superior Court of Santa Cruz
County, State OF Arizona.

In the Superior Court Of Santa Cruz
County, State of Arizona.
Estate OF Michael Lavelle, deceased.
NOTICE is hereby given by the un-
~ dersigned administrator with the
Will Annexed Of the estate Of Michael
LaYelle, deceased, to the creditors Of
and all persons having claims against
the said deceased. to exhibit them, with
the necessary vouchers, within four
months after the first publication Of
this notice to the said administrator,
at the Office Of Duffy & Robins IL the
city of Nogales. Arizona, the same be-
ing the place for the transaction Of the
business OF said estate, in said County
OF Santa Cruz.
FRANK J. DUFFY,
Administrator with the Will Annexed
Of the Estate of Michael Lavelle, de-
ceased.
Dated at Nogales, Arizona, this 9th
day OF July, 1928. 7-5t
The border vidette., 1923-08-11
NOTICE TO OWNERS or PROPERTY
FOR ARROYO PROJECT No. 2.

"A
Notice is hereby given that on !
or before July /, 1923, all own
ers of property included in the
Assessment District for Arroyo
Covering Project No. 2, upon
which bonds were issued, must
pay to me at the office of the
City Clerk OF Nogales, Arizona,
the installment of interest due
upon such assessments being in
terest from January l, 1923 to
July /, 1923; and any of such
installments of interest not paid
on or before that date will be
come delinquent, and thereupon
penalty of five per cent (5%)|
of the amount of the same will
be added thereto. The amount
due, the names of the owners so
far as known to me, and the
description of the property
assessed are as follows:
Mrs. I. Goodman, assessment
No. /, a strip of land twenty two
/ (22) feet in width along the east
ern end of Lot IA in Block
Twelve (12) of the City of No
gales, Arizona. having front
age on Grand Avenue of Fifty.
eight and 62-1O0 feet (58. 62); six
months interest due, $36 81; ad
vertising fifth period, 81 80; total
amount due. $41.67.
Mrs. S. A. Doherty, assess
ment No. 3, a strip of land
Twenty two (22) feet in depth
! from the eastern end of Lot No.
2, in Block Twelve (l2) of the
City of Nogales, Arizona, the
said lot having a frontage of
Twenty five and 39-100 $3.50
feet on Grand Avenue; six
months interest due, $17.25; ad
vertising fifth period, So q; total
amount due, $40 50.
Mrs. Theodore Marsh, assess
ment No. 4, consisting of strip
of land Twenty two (22) feet in
width along the eastern end of
Lot number Three % of Block
Twelve (l2) of the City of No
gales, Arizona, having front
age of Forty nine and 87-1O0
$3.50 feet along Grand Avenue;
six months interest due. $34 81;
advertising fifth period, $4.53;
total amount due, 500. Is.
T. J. Wylie, assessment No. 8,
consisting of a strip of land
Twenty. two (22) feet in width
along the eastern end of Lot
number Seven Cd of Block mum
Der Twelve (12) of the City of
Nogales, Arizona, having front
age of Thirty four and 04-100
ga O4) feet along Grand Avenue;
six months interest due, $23.13;
advertising fifth period, $3.04;
total amount due, $26.17
L. W. Mix, assessment No. 16,
consisting of strip of land FIT.
teen (15) feet in width from the
eastern side of Lot numbered
Eight 81 of Block Fourteen (14)
of the City of Nogales, Arizona,
and having a frontage of One
Hundred Ninety-nine and 40-1O0
199. 4O feet along Grand Avenue
and Sixty eight and 1910
8.45) feet along Terrace Ave
nue.; six months interest due,
$780,; advertising fifth period,
$11.33; total amount due, 500.
All of said premises being de.
lineated upon the official Brad.
ford map of the Town of No
gales, Arizona, of record in the
Office of the County Recorder of
Santa Cruz County, Arizona.
Dated at Nogales, Arizona,
this Goth day of May, A. D. 1923.
J. w. LARIMORE,
Superintendent of Streets.