The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-11-29

' There was young lady named Perkins
: VINO was very fond II green ghsrkina.
, She ate most a quart,
Which was more than she "0rt,
And Il troubled her interna' workin's.
Q
An Elnore county man Is adysrtis-
ing for snake root, horse. mule and
beef hides and dry bones. What sort
of liquor IS that fellow makinx7 We
wonder.
I Some Of the prehistoric men beng )
found in California, scientists say. q
met their death IN some eatacfyms. :
And We bet they remarked az they :
died that -this Is an unusual happen =
ing for this country. sir. quite IN I
usual lsl
Pearl sobbed the grisved mother .
TO her little daughter. sits breaking =,
your mammals heart 70 hear you tel a,
ing such awful abs." "rn not 90
blame. mamma" spoke the little ri-l. q
You used to tell me that castor OIL =
was nice tasting medicine" "
Another thing that makes us clad :,
we're 30 or 90 years past the whoop.. :, ~
ing cough stage Is the naster-of. fact
way the nsighbor women say 10 each -
other nowadays, when discussing their -
We'll, II Il were my child
I'd try that new serum staff on him
he very next time he SMILED" as!
ar,
An Emmett small boy wa being -,
ruyed by his parents because HI. g..
ieighborhood football team lost the ~.
'ame on the corner lot last Saturday -.
morning We'll" sobbed the boy IN =,
'rief and rage, that other team, out. -.
'eighed our gang 10 pounds 10 the a.
nan. n besides they run in that VII. -
on girl TO play center, and she weighs g.,
IS pounds" 80
IN ann light, no red in the room. -,
atient facing west, San Francisco ,,''A
'ctor claims to be able 10 diagnose %"
aosentia patient 5000 miles away ION
re has nothing more 10 work pnor ~
an samples Of his handwriting ",' :,
errors! II the doc ever gets slant y =
the signature Of Kay Guilliams 20 L
nleh always looks exactly as II he GEM
d let hen scratch il for him, it'll OUT
slow music and lilies and white near
,vss for H., vsnf,
,srs.
In the early days Kansas druggist,
re authorized to sell liquor when
customer would sign up, Ore day "
suffering farmer dropped into a '"s'
az store. He said he wanted half ~'''s
it Of whisky. The clerk began hlI. nun" ''
, in the blank. What ails you ," s"Pp
ted the clerk when he reached that
'stion showing what particular dis
e fellow had that required li1uor O'f's
rure "p.pLpppa.I are (
4 tho far-,sr ''' percs
. the I
In Emmett man who ssnstiros ann public
taken IN. went 10 n dor,or g. ling
'tment. The doctor trumpsd son
und him. felt his pulse, listened to
heart action. worked his legs ID
down, looked at his tongue. and No do
said: Your system Is full Of
.on and the only thing that will 70 ) ma
you is to have your teeth re-. ''
ed AN right, doc" replied the VII,
ent, IF that's all that is neees- =,
here they are, and he spit out ~ r. ~ y
foil set Of false teeth and handed He is
70 the doctor. And
q witnessed - .-., Some
=, =, 49, ''on'ng m Whe
!, ''a'" Street the other day. But II
'boring man with a kindly face
wearing covera'ls was walking For
the street hand in hand with his
son, about 5 years old, also in
rails. As they passed store the
fellow spied some toys In the a. 800 ,,
low that struck his fancy. They va. -
ped and looked at Il. Buy Il for on,v ],
""a"S ss'o the boy. II can't, supero