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The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-08-10
L'ANSE

The South Shore train crew and
ditcher returned to Marquette yes
terday. after being here for two and
one-half weeks extending the passing
track and preparing a cite for the
railroad coal dock.
d. P. Menard will leave tonight for
a business trip to South Bend, Ind.
w. S. Crebassa was in South
Range Tuesday looking after a pa
rolled man.
John Budreau visited in Big Rap
ids the past week.
Theodore Kotila returned yester-
day from Mt. Pleasant where he at
tended the summer term of the Nor
NAL.
w. J. Walters and son Harold OF
Irong Mountain were here Tuesday.
Mrs. VIM. Luke will return Sunday
from a six weeks visit with relatives
in Flint, Detroit and Buffalo.
Messrs. Leonard and Irving Col
Inns and sister, Edwina, Will Sands
and T. Naulty will return today ia
Cleveland by Ford after two weeks
visit here.
Mrs. Leo Tollefson and daughte,
Edna returned Monday from a two
weeks visit in Negaunee with rela-
tives. E0
Albert Sibelsky recently completed
painting the homes Of Nelson Creb-
assa and T. G. Belanger. He is also
decorating the office of the Arm
strong -Thielman Lumber company.
Mrs. Richard Tobin of Cheboygan
arrived Tuesday to visit her husband
Mill Foreman Richard Tobin. :.
Misses Eileen and Ruth Erickson
of Janesville, Wis. are guests this
week of Mrs. John Elfman.
Henning johnson will leave Satur-
day for a three weeks visit in Chi
cago with his sister, Mrs. Elmer "
Nelson.
Mrs. Frank Bertrand and Mrs
John Fribley on Wednesday enter
tanned the following ladies from Mich
igamme: Mrs. E. p. Schultz, Mrs
Beal, Mrs. Paquini, Mrs. Lee, Mrs
Christianson, Miss Beal and Mrs
Blake.
A son was born Tuesday to Mr.. and
Mrs. Leo Schultz.
A daughter was born August l tc
Mr.. and Mrs. John Thomas.
Mrs. Won Zellen and Miss E. Jear
Campbell motored to Iron River fol-
the week end,
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BARAGA ITEMS

MISS SOPHIA harAlnen, lSaDeHe
Bendry, Judith Isaacson, Helmi
Isaacson and Herbert ShMstad re-
turned last Froday from Marquette,
where they attended the summer term
of the Normal.
Miss Margaret Mcintosh returned
last Saturday from two weeks vis-
it in Marquette with her sister, Mrs.
John Guelff.
Joseph u. Latendresse and son Jo-
seph Of Keweenaw Bay were L'Anse
visitors Monday.
The tug Nellie Cotton on Sunday
towed raft of 100000 feet Of logs
from -Skanee to Baraga for the Bara-
ga Lumber company.
Miss Elizabeth Hooper of Ann Ar
Dor arrived Sunday for brief visit.
Thomas Golden left Tuesday for
Pontiac where he has secured posi-
tion.
Rev. Bostrom of Rock Island, who
held services Monday in the M. E.
church, was guest of John Beck.
Miss June Ibbotson, clerk in Cohl's
store, is taking her vacation.
Messrs. Mancer and Orville La
Court had their tonsils and adenoids
removed Sunday at the hospital at
Hancock, both returning home Mon
day.
Harold Ibbotson and Mr.. and Mrs.
Wm.m Hammond of Detroit arrived
Tuesday and will visit with Mr.. and
Mrs. George Ibbotson for two weeks.
John N. Cote received carload of
Ford cars the first of the week.
Baraga versus Republic at Repub-
Tic Sunday. All fans are invited to
attend.
Martin Farrell visited his brother
Harry at the hospital in Hancock on
Monday.
Mrs. Elizabeth Girard, who has
been confined in the hospital at Han
cock for two weeks, returned Tues
day.
John Falk left Tuesday for Munis-
ing and Newberry on a cigar selling
trip.
The Baraga midgets defeated the
L'Anse team last Sunday, the score
being to 8. A return game will be
played at L'Anse soon.
Carl Engstrom and three friends OF
: Milwaukee will arrive Saturday for q
brief visit with Mr.. and Mrs. Gus
Engstrom.
Contractor Barney Joiner will COM
mence work next week repairing the
home Of Joseph A. Anderson in Mes
ter's addition.
Mrs. Herman Darcy and children
of Muskegon Heights returned to
their home after few weeks visit
with Mrs. Darcy's parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. R. b. Mathes.
Mrs. George Wadaga of Detroit is
guest of her parents. Mr.. and Mrs
Peter Girard.
Misses Isabelle and Mable Marley
Of Ontonagon were guests the past
week of their grandparents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Nelson Cote.
Anthony Saladin and Herman Vos-
kuhl of San Francisco, Calf, arrived
last Thursday for two weeks visit
here with relatives.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-08-10

The Varsity Rhythm Kings, a six
piece orchestra of the University of
Wisconsin, who are playing seasons
engagement at the Chicagoan Lake
Resort, have been secured to play for
a dance in L'Anse Friday, August
DR.. j. o. Won Zellen of Marquette
was professional caller mere the
first of the week.
Mrs. John A. Denomie and Mrs.
John Schaffer of Odanah and Mrs.
Thomas Morrison of Duluth are
guests of Mrs. Henry Holiday.
Business will be suspended in
L'Anse this afternoon in observance
Of President Harding's funeral.
Faquette Brothers have sold Lot
13, Block 8, the lot adjoining Snow
balls barber shop, to Grabos!Si Bros.
of Boyne Falls.
Sam Valley of Los Angeles, Calf,
and Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Berry and
children of Ontonagon were guests
Tuesday Of Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Val
ley.
The John Marsch Construction COM
pany yesterday moved one of their
steam shovels to the cut between the
depot road and Falls river.
The Exchange Hotel has been CIV
en- coat of paint.
Mr.. and Mrs. Colin McDougall and
Mr.. and Mrs. Gustav Nicholson of
Milwaukee were guests at the Arm
strong cottage on Huron Bay We'd
nesday.
Mrs. C. L. Mcdonald, son and
daughter of Eagle River, Wis.,, ar
rived yesterday for brief visit with
Mr.. Mcdonald, who is employed as
millwright in the Ford saw mill.
Miss Elizabeth III of Prescott, Wis,
is guest of her sister, Mrs. Frank
Kruse.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jean st. Pierre Of
Lansing were week end guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Beck.
Louis Boivin left Tuesday for Mil
waukee to drive back an auto.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. E. Mizzy, son and
daughter of Amigo, Wis, are regis
tered at the Thomas hotel, Mr.. Muzzy
having accepted a position with the
Ford Motor company.
Mrs. Paul Wells and daughter re-
/ turned to their home in Detroit We'd
nesday after seven weeks visit
with Mr.. and Mrs. Alphonse Ga
mache, Mrs. Wells parents.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-08-10

In tne Fresno court man Is being
sued for damages as result Of fall
ure to hang a tail light on black
heifer. 1t seems this helfer had de-
veloped a penchant for wandering
about country lanes and. roads after
curfew time and stranger in an auto
mobile bumped into her. We are left
In ignorance as to the fate of the
heifer, but the automobile was dam
aged to the amount Of S229.52. The
owner OF the automobile thinks the
owner of the helfer should pay.-San
Francisco Chronicle.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-08-10
OBITUARY

Mike Anderson, age 80, died sud-
denly at midnight Tuesday while en-
ployed on the log chain at Charles
Hebard & Sons saw mill at Fequam-
ing.
Mr.. Anderson was born in Finland
February 20, 1864 and has been a
resident Of Pequaming the past thir-
ty-two years, coming to that village
in 1891. He has been employed by
the Hebard company the entire period
he has resided in Pequaming, being
one of the old stand-bys.
Besides his widow, he is survived
by the following children, Mrs. Saw
yer, Bertha, Mamie and Aldridge.
The funeral will be held this after
noon, with services in the Finnish
Lutheran church at Pequaming, Rev.
Heidman of Calumet officiating, the
remains being laid to rest in the Pc
quaming cemeteryy.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-08-10

LOST-A large black COW with crook
ed horn. Just fresh, so may have
calf with her. Reward will be paid
for information as to her where
abouts. Notify Axel Swan, Pequam-
ing, Mich. 8-3-4
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-08-10
THRASHING

I will be in L'Anse township to do
thrashing for the farmers. / have
lust purchased a new Red River
threshing machine and will give the
farmers the best service possible. For
further information inquire of
Napoleon LaCasse,
8-10-1 Champion, Mich.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-08-10

FOR SALE-Modern bungalow, five
room and bath. One-half mile from
L'Anse, near Collins farm, on Ska
nee road.-Henry Pesola, L'Anse,
Mich. 8-3-3p
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-08-10

FOR SALE at a real bargain or ex-
change for fresh cows, 32 by 40
inch Belle City thresner with Gle
trac tractor 100000, or with Is
horsepower Fairbanks gasoline en-
CINE $500.00-ChriGsofcrson Farm,
Boot Jack, address, Houghton,
Mich. 8-3-3
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-08-10

FOR SALE at a snap, 47h acres of
good land, part of the old Stack
farm on the Federal aided road.
Nine acres under cultivation, with
small orchard and good water. The
opportunity Of lifetime. Will be
sold reasonable, on terms. Apply
to Sentinel. 8-10-f
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-08-10

FOR SALE-Eighten head of work
horses will be sold reasonable or
exchanged for cattle. See Bert
Hall, Baraga. 1872
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CLASSIFIED

WANTED-Young lady to solicit
subscriptions for The Duluth Her
aid in this locality. Liberal propo-
sition. Write Geo. H. Hunter, Cir
culation Manager, The Duluth Her
aid, Duluth, MINI.
aid, Duluth, MINI. 8-10-1
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-08-10

FOR SALE-A meat saw. Apply to
Ward Bennett at Jacobsen's meat
market, L'Anse, Mich. 8-10-1
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-08-10

FOR SALE-A bargain on 60 acres
of standing timothy hay.--L'Anse
Garage CO., L,Anse, Mich. 7-13-f
The L'Anse sentinel., 1923-08-10

LOST-A coat, on the Skanee or Pc
quaming road. Finder will receive
SIS reward if left at Sentinel Of
flee. 8-3-4
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FOUR-F|FTHS Of
DEBT IS IN
BONDS
Wealthy investors Hold Large
Percentage Of Outstanding
Liberty Issues.
By Internatlonal News eervice.


Uncle Sam now owes Liberty bond
investors about four.fifths of the ma
TONS entire public debt, the Treas
ury announced today.
Wealthy investors have the larger
percentage Of outstanding Liberty
bonds. They are receiving each year
the major part OF the interest which
the people, as whole, are paying on
the public debt The Governments
interest payments alone amount to
about 81 900, 100000 a year.
The Treasury said that Of a total
gross public debt amounting to
500, O82, 208,961, there are Liberty
bonds outstanding with an aggregate
par value OF $14,S05, $50, 800. OF this
sum practically all Of the coveted tax
free bonds OF the First Liberty loan,
amounting to $1,951, 648,750 are in
the hands Of wealthy investors.
In addition to the First Liberty
loan, these sums which are owing by
the Government to other issues are:
Second Liberty loan, 3,19S,197, $50;
Third Liberty loan, $3,329,273, $50;
Fourth Liberty loan, $6,326, I'll, $50.
Added to these are $3.50, 687 800 of
consols and other miscellaneous
bonds, and $763,952,S0O Of Treasury
bonds.
This makes total outstanding is-
sue Of Government bonds Of SIC, 453,-
All, 100.
The balance Of the public debt is
distributed in outstanding issues of
Treasury certificates OF Indebtedness,
Treasury war savings certificates
and Treasury notes.
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JUDGE AFFIRMS SENTENCE
IN CASE OF AUTO THEFT

Justice. Robb, of the Court of APP
peals, yesterday held that recent
possession Of stolen property does
not presume guilt, but is a circun.
stance from which guilt may be in.
ferred by the jury.
This opinion was rendered in the
case of Aaron Trachtenberg, who
was convicted of stealing an auto
mobile valued at $4,000, last
January. The car was found at
Petersburg, Va, in possession of u
dealer who said he had purchased 1t
from Trachtenberg for $780, The lat
ter claimed he bought the machine
for 81 500 cash, yet, two days later,
agreed to sell it to the Petersburg
man for $500. The conviction and
sentence were affirmed.
The conviction of Harry I. Baer.
on a charge of receiving stolen
property also was sustained under
this ruling. The court held that II
is immateria1 whether or not the
thief had been arrested before the
trial of one charged with receiving
the stolen goods.
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STATES
Thanked BY
JAPAN
Admiral Anderson and General
Mccoy Mentioned specifi-
cally by Ambassador.
By international News Service.

The Japanese government through
Ambassador Hanihara has COM
municated to the State Department
an expression of thanks for the
relief work accomplished during
the great disaster by Admiral An
derson, in charge of the naval
squadron in Japan, and General
Mccoy, chief of the American re-
lief agencies in Japan.
In part, the message said ain
the face of indcscribable confusion
and difficulties, Admiral Anderson,
as well as the officers and men
under him, with unflagging zeal
and efficiency, set themselves to
the task of carrying relief to the
countless sufferers both at sea and
ashore. It was largely due to their
prompt and gallant assistance that
the situation was brought well un-
der control in a short time.
AT the same time General Nc.
Coy FASTENED to the scene from his
Philippine post and as chief of the
American relief agencies in Japan
devoted himself with his staff day
dIku U1SuI " LILO pcEIOfLu6uC6 OL
his mission, and under very trying
circumstances he directed and en-
couraged the relief corps to such
good effect that there were estab-
lished within ten days American
hospital stations in both Tokyo
and Yokohama, which he trans
ferred to the Japanese Red Cross.
Both the admiral and the gem
eraI, satisfied that their work was
done, have lately left my country,
leaving behind them glow Of adj
miratfon. and gratitude that will
live for years to come"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-11-06
BRYAN IS WILLING TO
RUN FOR SENATE

JACKSONVILLE. Fla, Nov. e.
William Jennings Bryan will not
be a candidate for governor OF
Florida, but If rendered the nonai
nation for the United States Senate
would be pleased to consider. it IN
the light of the larger opportunities
which such a position would pre-.
sent for service to my party and
the country at large"
Bryan made known his attitude
in letter to Frank Drew, OF Live
Oak. who had INQUIRED whether he
would accept the gubernatorial
nomination.
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With One Pint at Regular Price---3O
On Sale By All
ZERO ASSOCIATED DEALERS
SOUTHEAST


Austin's GOOdy Shop, 1895
GOOdhope Rd.
Bass, NJ, 600 Eye st.
C0Opersmith, 131 e st.
Edwards, 129 18th st.
EIkon, Isaac, 807 4th st.
Enrich, 400 c st.
Floyd, VIM. f., liz 1Ith St..
Gragan, A., 1898 Eye st.
Jaffe, A., 9Th and B SITS.
Kocher, Fred R., 1852 Penna.
Ave.
KoIodin, H., 1OI 4th st.
Latz, B., 18th and ID SITS.
Levin Morris, 100 Atlantic st.
MilobsIxy, N, 1859 X st.
Miner, Pete, 1889 New Jersey
Avenue.
Old Dutch Market, sol 9Th st.
Rollins, Austin, 1901 Sd st.
Stein, s., 1859 A st.
Tinter, 1129 b st.
Wright, w. H., 1903 Nichols
Ave.
NORTHWEST
AbeIman, 720 Barry PI.
Alberts Conf, zoos 14th st.
Amgesterfer, l.. G., Sc Adams
BIahos, p, 1892 18th st.
Baker, Il. c., III HI st.
Baker, E., 114O 18th st. NV.
Bells DelieateSsen, ia X st.
BiSkas, $50 r st.
BOnsalI, T.. s., 1929 M st.
Boston Confectionery, l4O8
You st.
BuIman, COlman, 81 O st.
CafritZ, Sam, 1928 4th st.
California Nut 6 Conf, 2I47
Penna. Ave.
California Peanut CO., No. 2,
1888 18th st.
Calvert Dellcatessen, 1867 Cal
vert st.
Chaser, B., 1I58 10th st.
Cohen, 18th and ID n. w.
Cohen, 443 Washington st.
Commonwealth Pharmacy, ed
and Penna. Ave.
Drazen, 1918 e st. N. W..
Dupont Delicatessen, 2OI6 r
st.
Entlue, l., 72S Columbia Rd.
Frank, p. 236 e st.
Fujiami Shop, S718 14th ST.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-11-06
WORLD COURT WEEK"
OBSERVED BY CHURCHES

Churches affiliated with the Fed
eral Council of Churches are cele-
brating World Court Week." which
began yesterday and win end with
evening services on ArInistice Day.
An effort viii be made by the
churches to impress their congrega-
tions with the exigency Of the world
court as q means of bringing peace
into the world, and to educate the
populace on what they should do
to help their country perform. its
moral obligations.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-11-06
PRISONER AWARDED $1,000
FOR THE LOSS OF LEGS

PITTSBURGH. Nov. 6.-Patrick
J. Coyne, held on a charge of muir.
der in connection with the death
Of his wife last August, has been
awarded $4,000 compensation for
the loss of both legs in the Port
Perry yards of the Carnegie Steel
committed.
The money was given Coyne by
the steel company, by which he
was employed as a railroad switch
man. Louis Little, counsel for
Coyne, said the money would be
paid at the rate OF $12 a week. Z
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-11-06

newspaper train carrying paper
from Eastern cities, was run into
by a passenger train from the rear
as it stood taking water. A postal
car, coupled next the engine, was
badly telescoped, while a combina-
ton car at the rear also was
smashed.
The clerks injured were in the
first car. D. s. DENNY, of Harris
burg, was the most seriously hurt,
suffering injuries of the left side
and a cut on the head. Others in
jured were G. H. Meyer, Harris
burg; j. H. Foster. Aaronsburg;
Herman Brown, Herbert Zook and
e. E. Wilson, all of Harrisburg.
DENNY was admitted to the Blair
Memorial Hospital at Huntingdon.
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NORTHWEST

4NO4S 4 n w GS1
HaIper, G., 1927 First st.
Harrad, 1884 Wisconsin Ave.
HillOw, L., 1909 14th st.
Irving Delicatessen, 1910 Mt.
Pleasant st.
Isenberg, 1926 2Sth st.
Jacobs, Joseph, 1924 Seth st.
Jones, nj. w. 1913 9th St.
Katz, p, 722 4th st.
KiOn's DelicateSsen, 3154 Mt.
Pleasant st.
Kneifel, R., 613 Eye st.
Ketay, F., 1901 Lamont st.
LittOn, H., 100 C st.
LOwenwirth, Mrs., 1870 I'd st.
Million Dollar Grocery, 26O6
Conn. Ave.
MOrakis, NJ, 735 9th st.
New York DeIicatessen, 1906
14th st.
Ohio Delicatessen, 1851 Pa.
Ave. N. w.
Old Dutch Market, 623 Penna,
Ave.
Old Dutch Market, 1921 G st.
o. ID. Market, LIST and Thomas
Gutenberg, Harry, 442 o st.
Peoples Fruit Store, 1347 Pa.
Ave. n. w.
Pringle's Lunch, Sd and I SITS.
Palace of Sweets, $500 18th
st.
Pappas and Manos, 1888 M
st. n. w.
Park View DeIicatessen, 1901
Ga. Ave.
Paul. H.. 1923 Ga. Ave.
Pete's DeIicatessen, 1887 u st.
Philadelphia COnfec., 1888 14th
st.
RAPPORT, S.. s24 C st.
Savoy Delicatessen, 1917 18th
Shankman, j.. 1900 9Th Sc.
Shulman. 1910 New Hamp-
shire Ave.
Shurman, NJ, 23O ChampIain,
SiIverman. j., 1889 First st.
Spires. John, 14OI 14th st.
Star Building, 18th and Pa.
Ave. n. w.
Stein, 101 18th st.
Stewart. 2153 Newport PI.
TakOma Lunch. 6916 4th St.
TakOma Park.
TrOschinsky, 53f 23d st.
Versis Bros. 1401 eth st.
Wolf. r.. 526 Kenyon st.
Yalom. NJ, 81 Defrees st.
I'M @~
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AMERICAN TRIED SUICIDE,
NOT VICTIM or BANDITS

PARIS, Nov. 6.-The police have
announced that Albert Hauser, Of
Akron, Ohio, who was found seri-
ously wounded in the street yester-
day, and who was thought to have
been the victim Of bandits, had con-
fessed that he attempted his own
life.
He gave as the reason that his
wife had abandoned him. His con-
dition is serious.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-11-06
TRI-sTATE ASSOCIATION
TO HOLD SHOW JAN. 1918

FROsTBURG. Nd, Nov. 6.--At a
meeting of the Tri-State Association
Of Poultry. Dogs and Pet Stock at
Races Hotel. Frostburg. definite
arrangements were completed for
the holding Of the first annual mid.
winter show at the State Armory,
Cumberland. January is. is, II and
IS, 1924.
Virtually every town in Allegany
county was represented at the
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-11-06
Kerosene Price Goes Up.

NEW YORK, Nov. 6.-The Stand
ard Oil Company of New Jersey
today advanced the price of kero-
sene / cent a gallon throughout
its territory. making the maximum
price IL cents a gallon, tank wagon
basis. A similar advance in the
price of kerosene was posted by
the Texas Company.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-11-06
POSTAL CLERKS ARE HURT
WHEN PAPER TRAIN IS HIT

ALTOONA, Pa, Nov. g. Six
postal clerks were injured. one SER
iousIy, at the Mapleton water trough
on the Pennsylvania Railroad, two
J miles west of Mount Union, when a
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-24

BY Les OnIirl.

~ What are tie duties of
). the bert man it wa.
= ding9
@ The best man 6 supposed
10 TIP the lninisker Keen
straight face Gf possible, ana bs
ready 10 act q pallbearer IL
the bridegroom should happnn Is
set heart failure at the Idnt mo-
nnsnt.
g. What q ths correct dress
Tor 3 groomsnan?
Alt should IS - similar -
possible to that Of the bride.
groom. one way 81 doing this Is
70 hire the dress suit from the
same secondhand stcre.
lis 4 good plan 70 buy
an expensive wedding rinK9
Yes. It does not matter
how much man spends "a
wedding ring because Il WIN
,.,ss,,s. - s.esn Dack tc MIN
As''n ~ months anyway.
{, s.,,,,,,. -.
~, 1890. - D.'1e 81 0n
TS w.. 80.
weighs. If she tips the $3.50
e around $50 II u ! eocd 80
- n ne Win pair q
= us1ns
-
a. . J. -. - - De served e
- I 49, s... J. =.
., -, 49, 49,. -. ~ sMeeping
s. tI,s,. -, - .l..s 80 !. p 1897
81 5000 go -. s 800, q 80 800 80
1890. $500 - "a
1900 q 3. 81. q. 1ne pl.-
49, 49, 49,. - !. - -. "a Nont
-. 80. -, u -. -. - y. 80 lA
90 -. -.
1, 3. i $3.50.
$500. :. - =
','',,. 49,
-. ]. !. ~. 80 e .shy A..li0ksaat.
s,,c,,..s -, ~, ,...s ~. $500
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Returned with Interest.

- : ~
A maiden neat and passing sweet
Beneath the lady. moon:
Her swain beside, with wounded
prlde
And froWning brow agloom..
They'd had q spat. and giumiy sat
In silence sour immured
TN finally she. despondently
Besought him for . word.
Then mp he safe. and did crate
In accents most scholastic,
And did lay down (top-lcfty clownD
An uifimatum drastic.
sAh why" said he. "must you
treat me
A. Private A In Company B
And gfggie indiscriminafely -..,,
At half the men IN our cftee,
How many men must pay you
court
10 thrill your too-gresarious hearth
In crowds, fear that I'm TAN
short!''
She snugsies close delicious SIND
He waivers. crumbles, then gives In.
She mur1nurs from her drearv
.- siumber
you are the Necessary Numberr'
3. a,hs.a ,,oN.-, ,,.t.... -. A..,-..1
Kisses
rnesr .r.y. -.,,,.... .us
But when they've failen ON o,,-
necIra |
We are a bunch Of sb.tt.r.a
wrecks
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-24
THE OLD STUFF
BY LaNIOrrte WaldrO1l

49, Ill the old world much
" better be
Now that It's Nineteen
Twenty-three7
WIN vultures cease to prCfitesr.
win chronic grOuches smile and
cheer?
WIN Europe pay It's honest debts
And dry folks cease to worry
vets?
WIN those who always seek .
row
Help Mars to smooth his wrin-
killed. brow?
WIN coal kings loosen up .
mite
And let US have some anthracite2
win pay so up and food come
down?
VIII patient merit win renown?
win nervy guys who owe their
friends
Appear and try to make amends2
WIN '.all WOOL clothes become
all wool
And children love to 80 to SCHOOL,
VIII those who never have sou
Stop boning hard-earned cash
from you?
WIN daughters cut out jazz and
paints?
WIN vampires try to b Ike
saints?
AlGsl I fear It's all a bluff
And zoe shall Oet-ths same old
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-24

Where Ignorance Is Bliss
Professor-Listen closely to this
lecture. You don't know any.
thing about this subject; you arc
an ignorant. or else you Wouldn't
be here.-Gargoyle.