The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-01-08

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Iiowdy. folks, Monday h al
ways a poor day for this colyum
because We can't get stuff 10
iill IL In church.
To Some Seattle ministers tho
devil has long hair. white teeth. and
answers to the title Of Doe
There was a wild rumor af1ca, yes.
terday that a minister preached an
entire sermon withoa. once mention.
Ing Mayor Brown.
Speaking OF religion. a lot OF the
members % the state legislature are
Holy Los rollers.
'TIs NOT CHEERFUL
State legislature conyencs to-
day. That great silence Is the
people cheering.
This l. the first clgaret I ever
smoked remarked Li'i Gee Gee. as
she blew rings in the air.
TodMy's candidate for the Poison
Ivy club Is the girl who takes YOU
shopping for a muxxle for her dog
who. all the hftie raindrops ruir.
10 cerfsiriv ss great
To hare q little tcindotc pane
To sit behind IN state.
Trial Of Clara skarin opens tomor-
row and lawyers on both sidss are
down to talking weight.
one OF the principal mysteries Of
the case - what became Of the
$50. 600 in gold possessed by the muir
dered man.
That's simple. He paid a. years
taxes on a $500 lot
But HE OVERRIDE 1T
DIR. Matthews u another OK.
ample Of coming West and grow
ing up with the country.
The drawback to saying IL with
flowers Is that the average man
can't afford more than a whisper.
When they film a story u always
gets a new name and greater heart
interest Ben Hur.~ no doubt. win
be featured as Her Ben
An OLD SONG RESTING
NY barney lies over the ocean,
re lied when ! seemed to get wise
Ne lied when he ieft me In oo>hen,
Bat he had such beautiful lies
walt, DOCTOR he said. Before
you take this thing out OF my eye.
let's have il understood that IL it's
a piece Of coal you are to hand II
over to me-"
LandIadies always prefer men
boarders. II things don't suit them.
they haven't the nerve TO complain
REVISED PERFECT LOVE CODE
1. Wife shall not use hubby's
safety razor.
2. Hubby shall mot leave the
top off the toofhpaste tube.
3. Hubby's slippers shall not
BE- kicked under the bafhtub-
4. Wife shall not leave her
sewing needles in hubby's favor
lite armchair.
7sere toos a young mai named Sar,
Thought he'd dodge the Income tar;
But the dame that he married
Neither dickered or parried.
But spent all his douoh--poor Sazf
Contrib.
what makes a girl with straight
hair madden than to see curly
headed boy fatten down his hair
with brilllantiDe7
SO many cigars accre bought
For Christmas presentation.
That the price of cabbage fciH 90 up,
Is our reorganization.
Horoscope for 1923. Boats will be
rocked during the summer months.
thin ice skated on In tho winter and
unloaded guns pointed at friends the
year around.
THE PENNANT RACE
Harry WoIverton. "the old
gray wolf Of baseball" arrived In
Seattle last night.
Next season Jim Boidt will do
his best to keep the wolf from
the door--of the cellar.
LII Gee Gee. tn office vamp. says
that II ~ bad form TO talk behind a
mules back.
ArtfH ~. OtosfeD. national COM
ndnder Of the American Legion. t1iH
speak here tonight He might ten US
hoto MANY scrptce stripes the bonus
has tcon IN con0rcss
The entire White River valley IL
submerged under two feet Of water,
and grave fears are expressed that
some OF tho water may leak into the
home brew.
Courts adjourned