The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-12-14
SMILIN THRU
BY GEE SEE
"DoES THE ROAD WIND UPHILL
ALL THE WAY? YES, TO THE
VERY ENDw-Rosetti.


And there may weary souls relax
] In grateful, well earned rest.
No road winds upward to the heigh
Unless it finds again
It's level on the other side
| In meadowland and plain.
And always from the highest hill
The noblest views are found,
Where Nature paints with lavish
hand
And Beauty's brow is crowned.
And from the crest the road winds
down
To rest the weary feet
Before the next ascent is reached
Where earth and heaven meet.
Mourn not to toll the upward way
1t brings you to your goal!
And he who tops the highest hill
Has found his utmost soul!
+**t+~
We don't think it is smart to be
sceptical, but sometimes we can't
help it. When we read newspaper
report of Pittstown, Me-, woman
is 81 years old, and claims she has
always lived by the Golden Rule, y
we can't help wonder if her friends
and neighbors who have died off
would verify her statement
4**&*s
When person gets to be "a
years old, he or she can make most
any kind of statement on the past
without fear of contradiction.
+%**++
And from Bangor, another city in
Maine, comes the report of the pitt
full search all over the world of
Hurst Kataja, tits the name of a
man, without finding his wife. tits
safe to assume that she wasn't
hunting as hard as he wasD
&x***&
The long distance marriage record
is held by an Illinois woman who
has been married Ia times to twelve
different men. 10 of them were d.
vorced.
If man were to do that they
would call him Turk.
**+*&&
And now that the weather mans
bill of fare includes snow, ice and
arctic winds, the officials in At
lantic City have gone on record as
being in favor of allowing bathing
girls on their beaches to bare their
legs.
It's a pity they couldn't come tC
that decision while the thermometer
registered 95 in the shade!
| Education Week" was recent,
observed by most of the enlightened
communities of the United States
but we can't see that Josephus Wa
pentake benefited by it to any
noticeable extent.
"A little learning is dangerous
thing" says an old adage. But al
old educator at whose feet we uset
to sit, commented on it in this wise
at isn't the little learning thai
lis dangerous; it is the vast amount
of ignorance left where there is onl,
a little learning"
&s++*s
Irving College girls are fined fiv,
cents for every slang word they use
But if some girls were fined for al
the words they use which are no
found in Webster's Dictionary, a 10
of them would be assessed at on,
thousand dollars each.
Woman suffrage means one thin,
to some women, and something al
together different to other womer
Some Of them want to dress am
talk like men; others want to b
better wives and mothers.
Future history will say some ex
ceedingly nasty things about on
class of them. Do you wonder whicl
one it will be?
%s&A%a
The laws of Nature are tyrannics
when one tries to oppose them
they are kindly and beneficent whe
one tries to follow them.
When woman tries to desc
herself she finds that the steel han
of Nature grinds her to powder
when she sweetly fills her nature
function she finds that Nature
: the kindliest spirit in the univers
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