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White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-05-20

In The Ninth Judicial District Court of
the State of Nevada. County OF White
Pine.
Charles A. Walker. Plaintiff. vs.. X. &.
DAVIS and A D.. Myers, Defendants.
Under and by virtue of a writ of ex-
ecution issued out of the above named
court in the above entitled action On
May 18th. 1928, wherein Charles A. Wal
ker, plaintiff, obtained a judgment
against A. j. Myers. defendant. on NAY
18th 1923. fer s15i1.55 damages with
interest from said date at the rate of
seven per cent per annum. with $3.50
costs and accruing costs and costs to
accrue. l nave levied upon and attached
The following described personal prop
erty belon ging to said defendant A. u
est therein. at Ely, in White Pine Coun-
ty. Nevada. viz: 293.53l shares of the
capital stock of the ELY CALUMET
COPPER COMPANY, a corporation.
standing or the books of said company
in his name as owner.
Notice is hereby given that on Mon
day. the 21st day of May. 1923, at the
hour of IL o'clock noon of said day. at
the front door of the County Court
House of White Pine County. Nevada.
in the city of Ely. In said White Pine
County. Nevada. / will sell at public
auction. to the highest bidder for cash
in hand, the above described property
a nd all of the right. title and interest
Of said A ID. Myers therein. or SO much
of aid property as may be necessary
to satisfy said execution. with costs.
interest, accruing costs and expenses Of
sale. Said property has been levied
upon and viii be sold as the property
of A. ID. Myers. defendant above named.
Dated at Ely, Nevada. May 18th. 1928.
IL. C. NICHOLSON.
Sheriff of White Pine County. Nevada.
First pub. May ID; last May 20. 1923.
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-05-20

Apply the Constitution to goth Century proh1ens
With 10th Century Minds
By SENATOR IRVINE L. LENRooT. Of wi.....,.

Inc remedy for such ills as can be reme1iea ,s
by obedience to the Constitution, securing amend.
ments where amendments are necessary hy a.
po,n'meh' Oh Judges of our courts who are not only
able lawyers, but men of human sympatbies and
outlook, living neither in the last century nor tho
next, but IN the living, t~hrobbing world Of TODAY
keenly alive to the thought and aspirations of the
people, and VINO will apply the Constitution to
notwithstanding problems with Twentieth centnrv
minds.
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-05-20
More Wonder and Awe Than Loftlest Snow
Mountain or Grandest Waterfall

By vIscouNT BRYCE. in Memories of Travel"
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-05-20
NOTICE OF sHERlrFs SALE.

The White Pine News. 50 per year
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-05-20

Select a fivegallon earthen or stone
crock and clean II thoroughly. Scald
IL and allow 1t to dry. Heat ten to
The Washington times., 1923-03-23
Chicago Grain Market.

CHICAGO. March 2s.-The grain
futures opened about unchanged to-
day. At Liverpool wheat opened
h@A pence lower. Quotations
from that market were delayed.
First prices here were:
Wheat-May, $1.21R Q1.22: July.
$1.16h @1.16%; September, $1.14N.
Corn-May, .749sc; july 76% a
76hc; September. 77hc.
Oats-May, 45sc; July. AN @45c.
Rye-May, SAVE.
The wheat trade at the opening
was slow and featureless. Locals
seemed undecided and the outside
commission house trade was ap.
parently at standstill. The corn
trade was limited to very small
orders. Oats were dull.
Continental countries were re.
ported good buyers Of Durum wheat
yesterday with a fair business in
Manitobas. Removal of hedges
against export sales of both United
States and Canadian wheat are ex.
pected to be a factor in keeping the
slack out of the wheat market.
Rains in West and Southwest
proved too, light to be much of a
factor.
The Washington times., 1923-03-23
Foreign Exchange,

NEW YORK, March 23.-Foreigu
exchange opening: Sterling. de-
mand, 4.69h: cables. 4.69&. Francs
demand, .065415; cables, .O655. Lire
demand, .04S7; cables. .04S71k. Bel,
gian francs, demand; .05661a; cables
.0567. Marks, 2o,sS3 to the dollar
Czecho kronen, demand, .02961a
cables, .0297. Swiss francs, demand
1850; cables, 1852. Guilders, de.
mand, .S947; cables, 1880. Pesetas,
demand, .1540;, cables, .1542. Sweden,
kronen, 1858; cables, 1862. Nor.
way kronen, demand. 1909; cables
1873. Denmark kronen, demand,
1929: cables. 1893,
The Washington times., 1923-03-23
BEAR CAN DRIVE AUTO
WITHOUT A LICENSE

FREDERICK. Md, March 3D.
Unseemly liberties with the law are
not taken kindly by Special Officer
Henry Nusz. Of the staff of Com
missioner Of Motor Vehicles Baugh.
man. Queen, a huge black bear,
owned by John Akey, Wisconsin,
who successfully operated an auto.
mobile through Frederick, with her
owner sitting protectingly beside
her, was arrested by Nusz, charged
with operating a car without a
license an6 reckless driving.
The bear was tried by proxy be-
fore Justice Alban M. Wood; who
ruled there was nothing in law re.
quiring an animal to take" out an
operators license, and the case
was dismissed.
The Washington times., 1923-03-23
EARLY TRADING
FEATURED BY.
OILS
Stocks Display Strong Tone
Despite Selling Pressure
BY Professionals.
DE-. d. cosmopollitan Nts !. servlee.

NEW YORK, March, 2S.--Trading
in the first two hours on the stock
exchange today did not differ nauch
from recent sessions. Special stocks
were run up without affecting the
trend OF the general list. The mark
ing UP OF the renewal rate to ISL
per cent brought out fair amount
Of professional selling, but stocks
offered strong resistance, resulting
In only fractional recessions in
most cases. The strong Banking
position, revealed in the weekly
statement Of the Federal Reserve
SYSTEM, made a very Favorable inn
preston and the tightening OF the
call money rate was therefore re-
garded as a temporary factor.
Steel stocks were under light pres
sure, causing fractional declines in
United States Steel at '107A and
Gulf Steel at 101.
Equipment stocks continued to be
well bought on reports OF remark.
ter. Baldwin improved nearly q
point to 141%, holding its gain in
face Of irregularity in other sec
tons.
CRANKY Mining continued yester-
days advance, rising fractionally
to 80, a new high. Other copper
issues were subjected to profit tax.
ing, but the price level was emily
slightly impaired.
Interest conferred In MarlaId Oil,
activity in this stock overshadow-
ing dealings In all other petroleum
stocks. Yesterdays announcement
OF the sale OF between $4,000, 900
and $35 700, 900 crude oil and gaso.
line to the Standard Oil Company
of New Jersey caused a further rise
Of points, to 64K, ex-dividend.
California Petroleum was also in
good form, advancing 1 point, to
1918, but other members Of this
group felt the influence OF realizing
sales. Tidewater Oil, however, on
rumors of dividend resumption, i'm
proved nearly points, to 1904.
y The tire stocks, after displaying
strength IN fine early trading, re-
acted on profit taking. Kelly
Springfield sold down to 601s, q
loss Of more than q point.
Motor stocks were also in supply,
with Studebaker losing nearly q
point at 123%.
Sugar stocks held steadily in con-
nection with the strong tone for the
raw product at 6is cents a pound.
Buying was light in the railroad
section, but most stocks held their
ground fairly well. Baltimore and
Ohio. which enjoyed a sharp ad-
vance. In recent trading, declined
nearly point to 54h and other
leading: issues ruled fractionally
lower. $50.
Owens Bottle featured the spe-
cialty group by a two-potnt gain
at SO on expectation of favorable
dividend action. Consolidated Gas
was another firm spot, advancing
nearly two points to 67N.
Money renewed at 5A per cent,
or Y per cent above yesterdays
figure.
The Washington times., 1923-03-23
RESERVE HEADS
!: TO MEET ON
MONDAY
Twelve Governors of Federal
Reserve Banks to Hold Con-
ference With Board. S
BY HARRY GUSACK.

Discussion Of, Federal Reserve
discount rates. and other important
banking matters viii be- taken up
at the spring conference OF. the
Federal Reserve Board with the
governors OF the twelve Federal
Reserve hanks. which will begin
Mopday at the Treasury Depart,
naent. The conference will probably
last two days.
The Federal Reserve Board has
each year two conferences with the
governors, one In the fall and the
other in the spring. In the present
conferences a< general discussion of
al matters pertaining to the op.
GRAFTON OF the Federal Reserve
hanks In Inc twelve Federal Re.
serve districts win take place, each
governor reporting on the business
conditions in his district, and all
Of them exchanging ideas to per.
feet the operations OF the several
Federal Reserve banks.
1t Is considered probable that the
matter Of discount rates In the. sew:
efal districts will be an important
subject Of discussion.
An the twelve governors are ex-
pected to bespfesent at the confer
ence with the Federal Reserve
Board. which at present IL com.
posedof four members, with Vice
Goverher Edmond PIaxtJ OF pNew
York, acting g1Yernor.l Secretary
Mellofe ana tllP sGomptroller of the
Gurrene1 Crissinger are. exiofficio
FneFnhefA. sss5ssss 4 = = s "a
The Washington times., 1923-03-23
on sto.eks.
FurnIaIaed 81 n. D. Hibba 8

EurnIaaed BY w. 3. Hibba q CO.
Prices g noon: BID. Ask.
Anglo Amer. on Co. new. l6 5kl i6zs
BOrne-Scrynser Co.. :. HAT I1B2
Buckeye Pipe Line CO,.l 81 SO
CheaeboEough Mfg. Co. 1880 1895
Continental Oil Co. 46A 461Ik
Crescent Pipe Line Col % LA
Cumberland Pipe Line. .l112 lila
Eureka Pipe Line. .l112 l1I4
Galena.Sig OH CO., com. so "A
Galena,Sig Oh Co.. pfd lila TIA
Illinois Pipe Line Co. I164 l165
Indiana Pipe Line Co... 100 l102
National Transit Coz. Is v3514
New York Trans. Coz. - 131 1888
Northern Pipe Line Co. HOS l06
Ohio Oil Co. -. =. s.....s. so 81
Prairie OLD Cas- q w I2a5 I24S
Prairie Pine Line Co.. .lil3 l114
Solar Refining Co. 1908 1907
Southern Pipe Lane Co. .l112 Il14
South Penn. Oil Co. 1857 ne
SOuthw. Penn r. II. Co.. IS 81
Standard Oil Co. Calf. )..l 56sz az
Standard Oil Co. Qiid.l 81 STA
STANDARD OH Co. (1anaO. 5lAAzs4 81
Standard Oil Co. Ky ,l10l I103
STANDARD Oil Co. fNebr.l 1854 III 1888
standard on Co. IN. ID. 451<l 455s.
Standard oil Co.. tOhiOl. 1872 1925
Swan e Finch Co. 80 az
Union Tank Line Coz. 98 loo
Vacuum Oil Co. 3. Z. $. :. 1914 595<
washington Oil Co...s. "a ~
Penn Mex. Fuel $1,000. l9 ~
The Washington times., 1923-03-23

Short Term Securities
rnrnIdhad - q E. IIilha e

Furnished 81 NJ, B, Hibbs b CO.
Sd lOffsl
Alum. Co. Of Am. s.. '2sII03 4 I1O39SS
Alum. Co. Of Am. rs. s3al1O5 y l1O6K
Nm. Cotton OIL as, ii 2Al 81 90
American Sugar SIS, 10S7lIDIs ~ lIO2l<
Am. Tel Il Tel. rs, l024l1OO{a liOON
Am. Tel. q Tel. 6's, 1925Il16 I117K
Anaconda Cop 6's, 1929 .I102 ~ I1O2 81
AnacDnda Cop. rs, 1929 I102 " hog q
Anglican. on 7i5's, 1925i1 41i1024a
Armour q Co. rs, 1880 .l1OB l1O5K
Bell Tel. OF Can. rs, 192Sll02 kI10S
Beth. Steel rs, 1928. HOOK l1O0st
Canadian Nor. ss's, 1924Il0Oi n lO0sk
Canadian Pac. 6's. 1924. I1OO{ l1OO{s
Central Leather SIS, 1885, 9s1kl 9s u
C.C.C. n st. u. SIS. 1929l1O1 l1O1M
Chicago Tel. 5's. 1898. +. 90 q 1909
DUPONT Tvs, 1891 I10S I1OS s
GOodyr +. & r.. SIS, 1881. I1O3a IiO4A
Great Nor. rs, 1885. los IlO7H
Hooking Val. 6's, 1924 loo ihIi OO1m
Humble OIL 51k's, 1852. II 98MI 9slk
Kan. g. Term. 6's, 1923 III 90 E1OOs
Kennecott Cop. 7's, 1880. lIO4i< I1Olsk
Lib. McN. q Il. a, 1891. 9ggk lfOON
MS. Pa G.S.M. 65s u. ! 9S1l1Oi I1O2ik
Norris 4 Co. Tik'a, 1890. hos l1O3gk
Penn. r. Il. rs, 1850 .ll07skl 1O7a
ST. p. Un. Dep. 6Ss, ga l1OO5 l1OO9k
Sears, Roebuck 7'a, 1928. l100fe lIOf y
Stand. Oil, Cal. 7s, 1891 l1OS I1O5M
Underwater Oil 6ik,s. 1881. l1Oe Y lIO2 e
Union a. Car Is, 1880 hos I1O4
West. Union 6lk's, 1886. l1O7 liO8sk
Mestghse EI.& Ne rs. 81. l1O71l E107 q
The Washington times., 1923-03-23
New York Cotton Market.

NEW YORK, March 81 The cot
ton market had . steady, but
irregular opening today with old
crops to 10 points lower ana new
crops unchanged to / point higher.
The latter reflected rather UNI
favorable weather map. showing
considerable rain iii the central and
eastern belt and cold IN the West.
wan street and the, South bought.
while spot houses. New Orleans ana
commission houses sold.
The Washington times., 1923-03-23
Ten Per Cent for -Four.

At a directors meeting of the Co.
Iumbia Burlesque Circuit held re-
gently a quarterly dividend Of 10
per cent was declared in favor of
the theaters controlled and oper-
oted by the circuit in Baltimore,
Washington, Cincinnati and Kansas
City. These 4heaters. which are the
Palace. Raltimore: Gayety, Wash
tngton; Olympic, Cincinnati, and
Gayety, Kansas City, have been
known as blue ribbon" houses of
the circuit, and despite the fact that
business has been off in most of
the houses on the circuit 1t has
held up very big in these houses.
and will probably prove. as big as
u has in seasons heretofore.
Should the business hold up as ex-
pected. these houses will be able to
show on the 1929 season profits
that will make ii possible for the al
lottment of a 40 per cent dividend
90 the stockholders. The dividend
which was voted covered the period
for the business of October, No
vember and December OF last year.
The payments of these dividends
were made March Is.
Head Of New Bank Resigns.
Raymond T. HUNT, president and
one Of the organizers of the Farm
ers and Merchants Bank, of Ana
costa, resigned yesterday. Howard
Brady. q merchant in Congress
Heights, was named as his success
sor. The bank recently applied to
the Comptroller OF the Currency
for permit to operate as a regular
aaving4 institutions. IT has been
operating under a so-called common
law trust agreement If a permit
n granted,s it Is understood, an en-
tire new official personnel will be
required:
The Washington times., 1923-03-23
Would Acquire Railroad.

The Atchison, Topeka and Santa
Fe asked the Interstate Commerce
Commission today for authority to
acquire control by lease for a period
Of ten years of the Dodge city and
Clmmaron Valley railway OF Kan
sas. This road is 174 miles long
The Washington times., 1923-03-23

-@~~~~~--- AS-$SNfA1AAO-ASSAS
At the annual stockholders meet
ing OF the Crandall Theater Com
pa1y, held in the office Of Harry
NJ ErapdalL. in the metropolitan
Theater building, 9S4 f street
Wednesday afternoon, March 81,
the board Of directors now servine
were unanimously reelected for the
ensuing year. The vacancy caused
BY the resignation Of Barry Bulk.
ley. formerly secretary of the com,
pany, was filled by the election OF
Frank L. Wagner, well-known
Washington contractor and builder
The complete personnel Of the newly
elected directorate follows: Harry NJ.
Crandaif, Capt. C. G. Calhoun, A. e.
Bethel, Peter A. Drury, Joseph p.
Morgan, William Henry White, Nell
eOn B. Bell. Augustus Gumpert,
4ritz d. Hoffman,, Howe Totten and
Frank L. Wagner.
!. At the monthly meeting Of the
board OF diEAetors Immediately fol.
lowing the afnEkholders' meeting, the
present offi6et4 OF the company also
We're unaiifnouslY reelected to serge
another year. Tine bfficer9 Are Harry
n. Crandau, president; Capt. &C.
Calhoun, vice presidents and A. 2.
Bethel: secretary treasu2er., The d.
rectors' fee -WasSraised-1ron IS to
$40 per meeting for members Of the
board in attendance at board meet
ings, to take effect with the meeting
next held.
The Washington times., 1923-03-23

White Oil Corp. ~ ~ ~ ~
Wiscon. Gen.. SO SO SO
Woolworth. 80. 215 213H 215
w. w. SIP. St.. 1895 12X 1895 1875
Worth. Pump. :, 3oH SO go SO
Wright Aero. 9X 90 9X
Open. High. Low. Close.
Money on CALL. ~ %. ..s 49,
Stock sales up to-
II a. m IL noon. 1p.m. 2p. IN.
306, 400 ........ ........
Bond sales up to z.
II q. m. IL noon. 1p.m. 2p. m.
1894. 900 ........ ........ .....
The Washington times., 1923-03-23
Tunnel Bond Issue.

Application was made to the In
terstate Commerce Commission to-
day by the Leavenworth Terminal
Railway and Bridge Company for
authority to issue 100000 Of first
mortgage 534 per cent bonds.
Great Western asked for authority
to guarantee, the payment Of the
The Washington times., 1923-03-23
Local Stocks.
SALES,

Potomac Electric. pr. G. Mtg. Us
81, 0oo@1Oo.
washington Railway, common, 10
@65A. 10066A.
Lanston Monotype. 10@7s, 1o@7s
1O@7S, 1O@7S. .
Mergenthaler. 1@169ss,
Washington Gas Light, -10@51r
10@50A. - u
After call-Washington Gas SIS,
1,O00@946. 1,000@94h, 500@S4h.
CAPITAL Traction, 6@99S.
Washington Gas 7h's, $l'OUOW
103. -
washington r. q e.. CON-. 100
651, 10@65h.'
Money-Call loans. sos per cent.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-06
NO APPORTIONWENT

The present Congress seems disposed to end its
March 4 without making the reapportionment
of representatives that regularly follows decennal
The matter has dragged along now for two
years without any promise of action. This is unusual
if not unprecedented
The delay seems due to inability to agree on the
part of those who want to keep the old population
ratio, and increase the number of representatives
cordngly and those who want to increase the popua
ton ratio enough to keep down the number of repre-
sentatlves Ii the old ratio followed there would
be addition of several dozen members If the
Der of representatives is kept at near its present
level and the population requirement of congressional
districts raised accordingly several states will lose
one more congressman.
1t seems unfortunate to continue with the old 1910
basis of representation. 1t is not fair to states
and many communities. But evidently most people
would rather endure that than see any material in
crease in the number of congressman Some obvious
defects of the House of Representatives in years
have been attributed mainly to its being overgrown
to lose capacity for effective action.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-06
A UNIQUE JOB BUREAU

Kansas City boasts of employment agency run
by cripple for crpples. So far reports CO. it is
the only institution of its kind in the country.
F. r. Bigler, the man who operates the enterprise
lost his right and left foot in accident 35 years
ago For several years he faced future of depend
ence Then he made up his mind that he would find
something which even so handicapped could do
for sef-suppor Apparently he found openings enough
and to spare and the idea came to him of sharing
these opportunities with other crippled persons The
result was the employment bureau devoted solely to
providing jobs for the manned. His work has increased
steadily in Importance and in the % years during
which the bureau has been in operation Mr.. Bgler has
found Jobs for than $4,000 cripples.
This is interesting bit of industrial history,
perhaps has been written. 1t is the interest
ing because Mr.. Bigers scheme antedated by many
years the modern activities for making the handicap
ped selfsupporting 1t teaches its lesson of
age, sef-helpfulnesS and generosity Like all such in
stances makes those in full possession of their
and members wonder if they making all that might
be made of their lives.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-06

SO Uncle Wiggily hoped off to
the store, feeling sorry for Nurse
Jane.
All of sudden, as Uncle Wiggily
was hopping along, he saw Johnnie
Bushytail, the squirrel boy. Johnnie
was digging in the soft ground with
his cute little paws.
"Hello, johnnie, what are you do
inga' asked Uncle Wiggily.
"Oh, just digging for some nuts
l Ind around here" chartered John.
ME. "In the fall, when there were
lots of nuts, Billie and l buried some
here under the trees, so we could dig
them up when q thaw came. Well,
the ground is soft now, and I'm
digging up some nuts. F"
"Oh, it easy once you know
how,' chartered Johnnie. "Scc,
here is one of the nuts hid and
he dug up something covered with
dirt. "IM crack it open with my
teeth and give you half" he offer
cd the bunny gentleman.
Johnnie put into his mouth what
he had found and gave hard bite.
Then he howlcd and chartered and
cried:
".Oh, my tooth! My tooth! Oh,
what toothache | gave myself"
That too bad!" said Uncle
Wiggily. "Come, III take you to
DR.. Postum. and he II cure it. What
did you bite on; was it a hard
nut -
"No, it must have been stone,'
chartered Johnnie. "Here it ISL
He held the hard thing out in his
paw, Uncle Wiggily rubbed off the
dirt and saw something glittering
in the sunshine.
"Hurray! It's Nurse James dia-
mond tail ring!'' cried the bunny.
"She must have dropped it here in
the soft mud and you dug it up fer
a nut. Oh, how glad she II be! Come
on, Johnnie, she'll give you some
thing to stop your toothachc.'
And Nurse Jane did. She gave
Johnnie piece of pie, and she was
very glad TO get back her Christmas
diamond tail ring. SO the bunny
didn t have to buy her another.
And when Johnnie s toothache stop.
ped he dug up the nuts he had hid
den, and he and his brother Billie
ate them.
And if the pussy cat doesn't make
the black doggie turn white by
sprinkling talcUm powder on him,
II tell you next about Uncle Wig
gilv s alarm clock.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-06
TIE CONSUMERS ATTITUDE

The editor of the Iron Trade Review points out
that most of the sweeping increases in price during
1921 were for materials goods at Wholesale and
the cost of living at present is actually shade below
Before the ultimate consumer starts cheering,
however, he should hear the sad that these prl-
mary increases must be passed in higher retail
prices"
The question ensues, What will be the attitude of
the consumer The editor quoted thinks the public
will stand for the raise. "A indications point to easy
absorption of the advances for months to come
That seems likely enough Labor is fully employ
ed. Wages good and salaries and investment in
comes are growing.
There may be buyers strike the less, if
the increase proceeds too rapidly goes far The
consumer has learned his power since the war, and
used it twice to good effect, and will apply it
quickly than ever If he becomes convinced that he is
being gouged.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-06
I'm digging up some nuts.

but couldn't find my sparkling
ring answered Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy
"Thcn il must have slipped off
your tail on the way over or back,
Nurse Jane" suggested the bunny.
"Comc, IN help you look for it.
don 7 believe it's here in the kitch
en-.
Uncle WiggiIy and Nurse Jane
looked along the path between the
hollow stump bungalow and The pig
lady 8 house. There was little
snow on the ground, which was soft,
for there had come q thaw in the
middle of winter. But no diamond
ring could they find.
~ guess IT'S gone forever"
sighed Nurse Jane.
+" Never mind, III go TO the ten
aud eleven dollar store and get you
anothcr,' promised Uncle WiggiIy.
:" But that will not be the lovely
diamond tail rug you gave me for
Christmas, said Nurse Jane,
though it is very kind Of you"
Imperial Valley press., 1923-02-06
TOM SIMS SAYS

Cincinnati team playing football
at night will have no trouble keep.
ing its plays dark.
One girl learned singing by calling
cows. Others, however, are learning
cow calling by singing.
New Jersey boy can see through Il.
transplantcd pig eye, so anything
probably makes MIN hungry.
A new plant will make cans to
keep food 100 years and it might
be called a century plant.
Our language ticklcs us. A man
should keep his chin up in the air
without keeping his nose up.
Nothing seems to scare the stork
like having a flock of eagles OIL dol
lars around the house.
First thing you know dentists will
tell us not to eat fish because fish
don't brush their teeth.
Hunt the brighter side. Arcn t
YOU glad our shortest month comes
in winter instead of spring!
Georgetown {Del.) boy stole to 90
to Florida. These bathing girl pic
lures should be censored.
The world owes you q living but
you must show it what for.
An actress is suing for divorce
aud cnsto1N IF the rrnntn ion