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The Washington times., 1923-09-22
DElBJJRY
SAYS
BY John 2. NIedburY.

By John 2. Medbury
OTHERS ana fathers 81
over the country are CON.
~ planning shout how long
II takes sweethesrts % Nv Good
night 70 each other
They start their fnrep eIIs y
70 o'clock and q mtdnight they're
stiIl parting.
One guy used to can Oh lis
girl two hours earlier 81 Thar
he'd have longer 70 say good
bye to her.
Of conrse Be was smart;
soon y 10 got irzids the house,
he began telling her that BE had
u -.
he generally arrived 1T seven.
started leaving at quarter after
and ~ Z q "a he ~ usually
gone.
One guy always stood out a
The front porch with lis sweet
heart, and a. leaned up against
the doorbeII - much, tint ~ tie
alx months he kept company with
her h ran down twenty
batties.
The dccrbell had the same
kind 81 ring IS the telephone ana
this kept the girls father argta.
ms with central al night.
Her old man finaIly had %
have the phone taken out beEore
Ne could get any Sleep
This fellow couldn't ~ Good
night without leaning 81 tie
BEN. IT'S lucky thing they
didn't do theif parting near
fre alarm box.
He'd have had the hook alsd
ladder running out 81 The garage
every ten minutes
Not only thai. but he'd Be liable
to set excited ana turn Ii = ZEN.
erai alarm
But It's womb rfill tIllrlg -
Kiss your sweetheart goodbye
anaeng flhs morning papers a1d
mink bottles
The average engaged couple
usually spend two hours kissing
each other goodnight fcr the last
time.
They're not Ike HE'D
couple. 4 husband comes ho1nle,
kisses his wife olioe. and tint
ends Il.
lou never saw married man
standing out "a Tie front porch
with his arms closed tishtly
around his wife: that Ii. unless
he's trying to keep her froan
punching him On the nose.
ne doesn't keep his arms
around her because he loves hsr,
its because he's afrasd to Iat 81.
Re realizes that Il he released
his grip she'd KIN him.
IT'S wonderful - think tIiaf en.
gagged couples can part happIly.
ana they should Be- enc0uraged e.
kiss each Other good night; but
there ought 10 b sonls kind %
: law limiting the parting Is "a
hour and . half.
(Copyright, 1898, King Features
Syndicate. Inc.
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It's wonderful - think inst en-
gagged couples en- part happlly.
ana tIl1y should Be- enccurscd 10
kiss each other good night; but
there ought to b sons kind 81
law limiting the parting g "a
hour and . half.
(Copyright, 1898, King Eeaturss
Syndicate. Inc
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FIrst sIuden.-welI. what's On

First student-Well, what's on
your mind now?
second stadent- oh, rs that
boy with those pisreing dark eyes
and wayy black hair. / tried to
find out what his name was when
the professor called the roll. but
BE said spresent" to four differ.
ent names.
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ne doesn't keep his arms
around her because Ile loves hsrs
it, because he's AFRAID to Iet 81.
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He'd have had The hook a1ii
Ihddsr running out 81 tIie garage
every tn minutes
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Re realizes that II he released
his grip she'd KIN him.
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The dccrbell had the same
kind 81 ring IS the telephone and
this kept the girls father ars,a-
ms with central al night.
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Not only that, but he'd Be liable
- set excited ana turn Ii zen.
eral alarm.
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Her old mnn finally had %
havs the phone taken out before
he could get any sleep
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One guy always stood out On
The front porch with Ills sweet:
haart, and Ile leaned up against
the dccrbeT % much. tllat II flse
aix months he kept company with.
her ~ ran down twenty seven
batteries.
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This fellow couldn't ~ Good
night without leaning 81 the
ben. It's lucky thing they
didn't do their rartinG near 4
Dire alarm box.
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$50 p. Morgan recital, dining
room Hotel Statler.
11:4S p. m.--Weather forecast for
Lakes Erie and Ontario. Special
report from Buffalo and Oswego,
N. Y, for marine and aviation in.
terests.
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Of course he was snaart 81.
soOn y h cot inaids the house,
he began telling her that hs hid
u 80.
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He generally arrived at seven,
started leaving It quarter after
and ~ q. M he was usually
gone
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You never saw married man
standing out 81 ne front porch
with his arms closed tiehtly
around his wife: that Is. unless
he's trying to keep her nom
punching him "a the nosa
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The average engaged couple
usually spend two hours kissing
each other goodnight fCr the last
time.
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They're not Ike rled
couple 4 husbnnd comes hons,
kisses hls wife once, and that
ends Il.
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They start their fnreneIIs y
10 o'clock and q midnight they're
stiIl parting.
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One guy used to cali 81 his
SRI two hours earlier = that
had have longer 10 say good
bye To her.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1923-05-31

Community Home Makers
The Community Home Makers
club met for this months meeting,
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1923-05-31

here Saturday night.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. H. Wickersham
attended the Bozman funeral Sun
day. Mrs. Wickersham is a niece
of Mrs Bozman.
j. w. Kuntz sold some hogs to
Beverly parties last week and de-
livered them Friday.
l. .B. Adrean of McConnelsville
attended lodge here Saturday night,
and was the guest of G.. B. Ritchey
while here.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence Keyhoe of
Beverly were the Sunday guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. c. A. Stegner
Mr.. and Mrs. r. V. Trott of Bris-
tol entertained at dinner Sunday the
following: Cal and Hamer Ray of
GAINESVILLE, Mr.. and Mrs. S. G. Ray
and son Robert of Bristol, Mr.. and
Mrs. /. r. Barnes and family of I'm
ionville.
Mrs. F. E. Foster remains very
i'll. She is confined to her bed and
shows no improvement
VIM. Lindimore of Beckett visit
ed here Sunday with his sister Mrs.
Belle Kidd
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1923-05-31
EAST WINDSOR

J. w. Fitch spent Sunday evening
and Monday in the twin cities.
Alice Gordon and daughter Mabel
Padget of Cleveland, spent from
Tuesday until Thursday with the for
mer's sister Annie Fitch.
Fred Hart and wife of Beverly
were callers at Gatewood's Sunday.
Other callers were Annie Phillips
and daughter Birdie, Annie Wagner,
Tom McCracken and wife. She re-
mains very low.
John Mummey and wife of Water
ford were callers on the ridge Sun
day.
Annie Fitch, Alice Gordon and
daughter Mabel spent Wednesday
p. m. in the twin cities.
Annie Phillips and Ruby Burton
and daughter Betty spent Monday
night and Tuesday with C. H. Phil
lips and wife.
Henry Wainwright, wife and
daughter, Harry Wainwright, wife
and family, David Wainwright and
wife, j. ". Fitch and wife spent
Sunday at Gordon's. Other callers
in the afternoon were Charles Mus
grove and wife and son Clarence,
wife and baby and George Sealock.
VIM. Lindimore was caller in
the twin cities Saturday, and I'm
ionville Sunday.
Ralph Wells was a caller on the
ridge Sunday.
Lewis Hanson, wife and family
spent Sunday at Bernard Hanson's.
James Hanson returned home for
a short visit.
Madge Hanson spent few. days
recently with Clara Hanson.
Clara Farmhouse and Anna Ora
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1923-05-31

club members to those present, after
which County Agent Helt gave a
short talk concerning the club pro-
gram in the state and county for
the year 1928 The party closed
with a pass ball relay race between
the livestock club boys and the club
girls. the boys winning. A race was
then organized between the men and
women. the men winning by a good
margin.
Picnic Committee Meets
Fourteen farm organizations re-
sponded to the invitation to attend
a meeting to decide on plans rela-
tive to the fifth annual farmers
nicnic. O. l.. Young was elected
chairman of the meeting and Miss
Katherine Earich secpetary-treasur-
er August Is was selected as the
date for the picnic to be held at the
usual place, the Morgan County
fair grounds. The matter of select
ing a speaker was left to County
Agent Helt. with suggestions that if
possible Dean Alfred Vivian of O.
s. Z. be secured. To take care of
the program to be composed Of ath-
letic events. etc, the following COM
mittee was appointed: r. E. Helt, O.
L. Young. Mrs. j. V. Rutledge, Mrs.
Albert Schweizer, Mrs. Margaret
Curran. Chester Strong. 1t was
suggested that each organization be
asked to put on stunt of some ma
ture and compete for prizes award
ed for the best stunt. The problem
Of serving the dinner was placed IN
the hands of committee composd
of Mrs Mary Hammond, Mrs. Geo.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1923-05-31

Mrs. Edgar Chambers of Bristol
visited a few days last week with
her parents Mr.. and Mrs. Emmett
Duvall.
w. 0. Barnes has completed a
40 foot chicken house on his farm.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Allen and
sons and G. w. Duvall of McCOn-
nelsville were callers here Friday
evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Kidd were
Sunday visitors with Mr.. and Mrs.
Forest Reed of near Hackney.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1923-05-31
Never Silent Club

The Never Silent club met at the
home Of Mrs. Florence Mummey
May "a, with 20 members and four
visitors present. First on the pro-
cram was song by the club; next
roll call, my favorite salad, and how
to make it; instrumental music, Ce-
Gil Mummey; Should the mothers
interest be limited to home affairs,
or should she find time to do COM
munity work, Mrs. A. d. letters;
How can we improve our club, by
all: Victrola music. Cecil Mummey.
Next meeting will be with Mrs. Mary
Mccormick, June 21. Program
Books of educational value, Lulu
Glenn; reading, Mrs. Erma Hutch
ms; Of what benefit is the club to
community life, Iva Ham; reading,
Mrs. Nan Heron; Why I like the
club. Alice Rutledee. The members
Of the club agree to conserve on
sugar until sugar prices return to
normal.-XX.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1923-05-31
KNOXVILLE

The commencement will be held
here on Friday night, June J. in
stead of Saturday night, as was pre-
viously announced.
Messrs. Cal and Hamer Ray of
GAINESVILLE were the guests of Mr.
and Mrs. !. R. Barnes Saturday
night.
Mrs. John BoZman passed away
on last Friday morning. after an i'll
ness of several weeks with paralysis.
She would have been 72 years old on
Sunday May 27, on which date the
funeral services were held at her
late home at 1890 O'Clock p M,
conducted by Rev. A. C. Mattern of
McConnelsyille. Interment in the
Meigs cemetery A large concourse
Of friends were assembled there for
the services and followed the re
mains to their last resting place.
Mrs. Bozman had only one brother
living, Mr.. Ounce Seng of Califor-
MIA, three brothers having preceded
her in death She was a woman
loved and respected by all who knew
her-to know her was to love her,
and her example in life was such as
should be remembered and practiced
Dy us all.
There will be an entertainment
and ice cream supper at the I. O. o.
F.. hall on Saturday night, June g.
All Odd Fellows, Rebekahs and
their families are requested to be
| present.
Miss Joy. Barnes left Tuesday for
Columbus, where she will be en-
ployed
G. B. Ritchey and Howard Lindi-
more went to Columbus last Friday
and returned Saturday.
Mr.. S. C. Ray of Bristol who is
mast so wears of ace attended lod &c
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1923-05-31

with Mrs. Clarence Dewitt, and as
the day was very inclement not
many were present Nevertheless a
pleasant afternoon was spent social
ly, and the children furnished piano
music which was enjoyed by those
who came in spite Of the storm and
rain. The hostess served fine re-
freshments. The same program was
carried over for the next meeting,
which will be June 13. with Mrs
Carl Dewitt. We are expecting
pleasant and profitable meeting, as
the Devitts are known for their hos
pitality.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1923-05-31
IunlbagO

This is a rheumatism of the mus
cles of the back. 1t comes on sud
denly and is quite painful. Every
movement aggravates the disease.
Go to bed, keep quiet and have
Chamberlain Liniment applied and
a quick recovery may be expected
Mrs. F. ]. Damn, Brockport, n. Y.
writes: 81 can honestly say that
Chamberlain Liniment cured me
Of lumbago a year ago last summer.
When | began using it, I was fiat on
my back in bed and could not turn
to the left or right. l had a bottle
of Chamberlain's Liniment in the
house and this was applied to my
back. 1t promptly drove away the
pains and aches" - Sold Every
where
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1923-05-31
BLOOD
PRESSURE
Hardening of the Ar.
teries Overcome
Malta, O., May 23, 1923.

Malta, o., May %, 1923.
On the fourth of March, 1922, l
contracted that Dread Disease the
Flu which left me with high blood
pressure and hardening of the arter-
les. Tried medical aid but it did
me no good. | did not work any all
summer l was persuaded by friends
to try chiropractic treatment and l
went to DR.. w. d. Adrian. After
three adjustments | began to chore
around and got better | took about
80 adjustments then and an occa-
sional one, last winter. Now | am
cured.
Signed,
E. R. Finley,
Malta Ohio
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1923-05-31
Meeting of Earmerettes

The Farmerettes club met with
Miss Della Brokaw May 16. After
the business meeting an interesting
program was rendered. Roll call
was answered by a quotation about
mother; trip through the gulf
states, Mrs. Rachel Strickling; read
ing, A mothers love, Mrs. Bessie
Burguin. Victrola music was enjoy
ed, and also delicious refreshments
were served by the hostess.
Adjourned to meet with Mrs.
Martha Blackmer, June 19.-XX.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1923-05-31

ham were callers at J. B. Mummey's
Monday p. m.
Blanche Young spent few days
at Clara Barnhouse's last week
Helen Hall is visiting her moth
er at Parkersburg, also other rela-
tives
Clara Farmhouse was a caller in
the twin cities Wednesday,
George Black and wife, and Bert
Perkins, wife and family Of the
twin cities, and Ada Hall were call
ers at N. H. Barnhouse's Sunday p.
m.
Fred Kalb, wife and children, of
Meigs, were callers at Fulmer's Sun
day p. m.
Eliza Hanson and wife were call
ers at Bernard Hanson's Sunday a.
M, until church time.
Clara Farmhouse was a caller at
Earl Phillips Friday a. m.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1923-05-31
Agricultural
News Notes
Club Boys Entertain

The members Of the Eastern Nor
gan County Livestock club compos-
ed of seven boys from Bristol and
Manchester townships, and their
leader II. G. Henderson, gave a par
ty for the Progressive Girls Food
and Clothing club members, their
parents and friends, at the home of
the leader, Saturday evening About
rs attended the meeting and were
entertained with games, races.
stunts and weiner and marshmallow
roast. Each of the boys in the club
furnished pound of weiners and
the leader provided the other neces-
sary equipment After the weiner
roast the leader assembled the par
ty on the lawn and introduced the
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1923-05-31
Stops Hacking Cough

Had hacking cough for years,
and Foley's Honey and Tar is the
only remedy that reached NY cough.
rave not been troubled with it
since" writes Mrs. Z. NJ. Dolby, AS
bury Park. Y. j. Coughs, colds and
Group quickly relieved with Foley's
Honey and Tar. Refuse substitutes.
Sold Everywhere.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1923-05-31
Remarkable How
Miracle Nets
Will Wear

The strong double mesh MIRACLE
Net is as invisible as the ordinary
single mesh net, because the MIR
ACLE, is a true shade" hair net
Sold by hundreds of stores includ-
ing H. WHITE & co.
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DR.. FRANK CRANES.
DAILY EDITORIAL
Ry DR.. FRANK CRANE.
Priest Or Prophet.

- HAVE lust come from church, where heard good
sermon as go; that is to there was small
- fraction of it. say about ftieth part that per-
sonal message from preacher feeling and
rence the remainder Of the discourse made up Of
matters he thought it was his duty say things his heare
expected and his church implied.
This not criticism Of the church Of preaching
Quite the contrary The usual expected thing what
people flash of reality bit of new illumination in
the minister's tome dsturbs people When they can under
stand it. they resent it. for them thinking and think
ing begets doubts and questioning.
knew preacher who absolutely loyal to his own
revelations He never INDUCED patitudes clerical
places he original and vital And the end Of
that man was he found himself out Of jobno church
wanted him. He had acquired reputation of being unsafe
It is doubtful whether the Prophet and the Priest
ever be one and the It would seem that
prophet must always be the voice Of one crying IN the
wilderness" He cannot fit any institution. he must
come up Of Edom, and tread the winepress alone
The priest or pastor has his function; is to maintain
He ought to his personality in the institution He Is
cog in the machine His position of much comfort and
possibility Of usefulness The prophet however,
knows where to lay his head He is to lead the people
Come in The prophets business is to break his heart
The founder of every religion was hereto.
IF he successful hereto he becomes tremendously
orthodox after he has been dead for some time
When he alive it was his business to disturb people
been dead is the business of those who carry
on his preachment comfort people.
The prophet is pioneer. And pioneers live more
dangerously than any other class of men.
The younger Of Great Britain who could find place
the venerable institutions at home and driven
across the SEAS built up America, Australia and
New Zealand After while these countries win become as
conservative as the mother from which they came.
THE pioneers of thought live dangerously They should
complain That is the fine ecstasy of their calling
They appreciated They often prosecuted and
cruced What of it9 Perhaps they get much Of life
who conservatvey amongst the old opinions
and grow fat and die in their beds.
After all the choice of life amounts to choice of dea
Which you want9 To die of hardening of the arterA
senility and diabetes, to die climbing mountain
Copyright 1925 BY the Moclur. Newspaper syndio..1
The Washington times., 1923-12-26
How to Go to Sleep
Here Is a Suggestion Offered Most Humbly.

Fortunately for the world many millions of never
worry going sleep ALI they need to find time and
= bed for sleeping, and the sleep comes to them.
But the sleep problem is as important and as ter
rifyng that other problem, 'how to digest .
useful work that is done in the world is the work that
up and faues the BRAIN causing seepess
ness and the suffering that accompanies it.
Much advice has been given to the who cannot sleep
One will tell you to lie with eyes shut, imagine
sheep jumping over hedge, and count them
Another will tell you to count from one up toward mil
ion-until you go to sleep.
Many men become wide awake than when they
try imaginary sheep to keep track of their
counting.
At various times in this column have given advice on
this subject of it, perhaps not utterly worthless
For instance if you wake and cannot to sleep again.
You may by drinking little milk eating cracker over
come your wakefulness
brain By putting the stomach to work draw the blood
from the brain to the stomach, and sleep follows.
This idea you viii illustrated in the Of babies and
are filled filed "'' o : '''p '''' '' "'' '''''
Another important thing to study the art Of lying in bed
comfortably Many sleep in strained conditions with
drawn to their chns with legs crossed that
Of muscles necessarily fagued with fingers casped and
Try find position absolutely resfu in which the mat
ess supports every Of weight and muscles
support none Of it.
we should like to have is theoretical but in
cases it has worked very well
You know that the blood in brain eepessness
You know it the heart that sends the blood there.
Sleeping the left side all night harmful for this
reason on the lett the weight Of
your heart nterfere action The heart
subjected throughout the night to unusual pressure which
b harmful.
But if you adopt the following PLAN believe it may
do good Try it and watch the results anyhow:
When you first go to bed lie your left side. The un
usual weight the heart will quiet its action and
decrease its activity and that Of the BRAIN Retain this
position until you find that the world getting hazy and
strange foolish incOherent ideas creep into mind
other words until you begin to go to sleep.
you catch yourself just sleepy moment comes on
and then turn on right side think you will
difficulty in sleeping through the night
This way of inducing sleep viii soon become habit In
some has been known dispose seeplessness
altogether.
Try this suggestion in addition to the others offered
The Washington times., 1923-12-26
GIVES LIFE FOR HER YOTJNC

pass the trip may take from four
TO SIX months.
Inc trail of the Chinook leads
past endless lines Of gill-nets, the
wire FENCES of fish traps, the har-
[Lers or set-nets and fish wheels.
me dangerous entanglements of
seines' deadly whirling baits
spears, and other ingenious de.
wees. TO say nothing of the many
"aIurai and artificial dams.
put the Chinook never loses
slght OF her mission in life. In the
Iohg struggle over innumerable oh.
sIacIes' her body may be attacked
Dy Fungus and disease: her fins
may De half worn off. but she
Keeps on heading up stream
between rock walls where the tor
rent boils until at last she is at
nome on the gravelly bars of the
head waters.
by turning and twisting. she
waIlows out a nest in the sand
ana gravel and in the final effort
- WolaTn her NxwM