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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-28
Cecil De Mile IRhdbitS
Gothic Chapel in Studio
Has a Real Coat-of-Arms and Mummy
Head and Everything
said he would do

said he would do.
-C1tielsm IL often ill-dlryCtsd"
An eplgram Tor you Barrett
"As you say. I've glonfiod tho
American business man. Why n0t7
He's my ideal and tho ideal OF thou.
sands OF others Hes a good fighter
and a clean fighter. Hes got ro-
nance and everything else"
Including control Of the arts.
These gentlemen Who are kicking
over tho traces az you sugEest--theso
authors-stewart Edward white was
tho first. then Peter Is, Kync and
Gouyernsur Morris-thry have no
right 20 Insult the American people.
They pretend 10 critlCisa the movies
they worked for-but they really In
suit the public.
The American public has chosen
between their pictures and the ones
damned by choice Personally /
think tho taste OF q, 900. 900 people
IL tho one I should follow. The ma
lority must BE- right"
Alas. too true, Cecil.
Tho public always wants 20 ses
something good. Tho great big pub
lie, Not tho fellows who alt around
with noao glasses on. But there are
always those who have 20 shout their
rage al great. onrushing art
IAN editor % a big magazine said
we're from tho ghstto. Well, We have
our family crests-mostly kept In tho
attic. because we're too busy 20 both
er with 'tm. Here's mine"
And darned II he didn't have II
tho DeSiilie coat Of arms from
the tomb Of old Anthony Dcsillle
with a motto In Flcmmish. And
more arms from the other side
OF the family with tho motto
taken By the ancestor who owned
gold shield.
The family name was spelled with a
little u then. or course tho ancestor
was not In the omylcs Ills only claim
20 distinction was that ho owned a
gold shield.
But don't think for n minute that
Il IL cgotism which lmpslled Cecil
20 enlarge the letter. tst Barrett e1-
plain n
'~rho boss isn't sgo,istical or any
thing In fact b. Hiill signs his name
with the little d. But for other pur-
posss--weil--it Jus, wouldn't look
right on - sheet Now would ltT'
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-28
ny Don RYAN

LOS ANGELES, Cal, Feb, a.
Cecil DO Mllls-don't forget 10 spell
Il with a capital D-lnhablts a Gothic
chapel In the heart OF tho Lady
studio. He has turned the place into
a museum where he keeps an aston
ishlng collection OF weapons and
curioa
Hero / found HIM thru tho gentle
offices Of his press agent And here.
after proper batting. he opened his
heart
The DeMille heart IL not-as you
may have supposed -solely a rspoHl-
tory for impressions Of prehistoric
ladies In bear skins Bare skins as
Cecil explained. are only Incidental 10
the DoAillis art.
Tho DeAlillo heart IL a flaming
altar. consocratod 60 tho faith-the
faith expressed in Cecil's conviction
that the movies Is n great onruahing
art" and an Industry with brains"
Barrett tiptoed softly 70 tho nrched
gothic portal, softly he knocked A
voice doomed within. Barrett darted
inside. gave one glance around. and
sided out. smiling blandly. 20 draw
mo across the sacred threshold
Cecil was standing before his
deal on tho pclt Of noble polar
bear. Ills face was exactly three
quarters 10 tho camera. Rays
from tho window made beautiful
high lights on his strong nose
and chin and his bold. bald brow.
Insiineiiscly | nrrycd myself Tor
tho explosion % tho flash gun.
Cecil himself broke tho spell AFTER
holding tho post not more than 40
seconds. he suddenly turned and
greeted me with extended hand ]
vas dakElsd simultaneously BY flash.
Ing teeth and shriner'h pin. made
OF solid rhluestonea.
This was my opening, ono prod
and Cecil did tho rest The press
agent Eicsfully stored up notes fof
the future while Ills oracle paced ur
and down over the bear skins. dis.
posing of tho enemies OF modedom
IN pithy epigrams Just like Barrett
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-28

city along musical lines and deserves
the support OF everyone. comprises
stephen ]. Miller. Edgar schWabach-
or. Edward =. Kelly. Ira Riggs and L.
II. Thomas
"A deficit has accumulated which
must BE- wiped out II the orchestra Is
to continue As a permanent lnSiItu-
,ion," said one OF the committee.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-28
DELAY ACTION
ON CITY PLAN

Tho city manager plan makes
the city council what Il should be.
purely legislative body" aid Prof
Frank J. LAubo OF tho University
Of Washington. in an address before
tho Municipal league Tuesday noon
He further stated that tho man.
Agerial plan had proved a success
IN every ono OF the 500 cities In
which 4, had been tried.
Tho league decided 70 postpone
action on tho drafting OF a resolu.
ton for tho city manager plan 20
be submitted 10 tho city council.
Tho report OF tho committee. ap.
pointed TO draft a charter amend.
ment accepting the city manager
plan. 10 bs submitted 70 tho voters
in tho March 5 election. was con.
nidered.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-28
Officers Honor
Cops Anniversary

IIonoring Capt. and Mrs r. L
Hedges Of the Seattle police depart
msnt. Who eslobraisd their 10Th wed.
ding annivertary Tuesday night -
admirinE friends were IN Attendance
at the captains home. ssss ziih
ave. W.
A handsoms silver sci was pre-
sented 20 Capt ana Mrs. Hedges By
the police department and a Jazz
band led by Inspector Harry o'Brifn
featured the entertainment
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-28
KIWANIANS TO
AID SYMPHONY

A life preserver IA 10 Be thrown 70
the Seattle Civic symphony or
chestra. now In the SEA OF financial
difficulties. by tho Kiwanis club. It
was announced Tuesday.
Authorization for the committee 20
enroll a number OF sustaining mem
hers at $40 each hnd been obtained
by the club and It is believed that this
method viii tide the orchestra over
The committee. which says that
the orchestra has done mach for the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-28

was gone for an hour or two. and a
messenger waa dispatched 20 md
out what was causing the delay. lie
found tho man digging around the
we'll
why do you do that instead OF
bringing tho pail OF waterT' qunried
the messenger.
"oh. didn't wan, 10 20 trogtlnF
back and forth with Jus, ona pail a,
= time" said tho man, 80 was get.
ting ready % bring you the well"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-28
Release Driver
Who Struck Girl

II. l. Prentice, who was arrested
by police Tuesday IN connection
with an auto accident IN which his
car struck and seriously injured
Mary Weiss, 10. Monday evening.
WIS released on $3.50 bah. following
preliminary Investigation Tuesday
afternoon He IL charged with rcek
less driving while drunk
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-28
Dahlia Growing
to Be Explained

Tho how. when and what to plant
for Hueoeaafui dahiia growing viii be
discussed Thursday evening in the
Chamber OF Commerce assembly
rooms by xix prominent gardeners
OF Seattle before tho Seattle Dahila
society. The public IL Invited.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-28
CAPITOL.
,A JOKES
ny MEYER LONDON
United States Representative Prom
Now York, Twelfth District

DON II know any
funny stories. but
heres a parable /
often tell 20 tho
radical members
OF my party
n socialist $50 90
show them that
things cant DO
done all nj ones.
The tale Is nom
tho Taimud. l
think, tho I'm not
sure.
Anyhow, a man
was sent 20 the
we'll 20 bring q
pail OF water. IIa
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27
GOVERNMENT DEFENDS
INDICTMENT OF MORSE

The District Supreme Court was
asked today by District Attorney
Gordon to strike out the motion
recently filed by Charles w. Morse,
his three sons and Rupert M.
Much, former auditor of the Ship.
ping Board, to quash the indict-
ment charging them with con.
spiracy to defraud the government
in connection with war contracts.
The indictment was attacked on
the ground that Fletcher Dobyns,
who represented the shipping board,
had been present in the grand jury
room when the case was invests.
gated by the war fraud grand jury.
1t was claimed that Dobyns had
been repudiated by Attorney Gen.
eral Daugherty in his response to
the Keller impeachment charges In
the House of Representatives.
Dobyns. according to the district
attorney, was a duly commissioned
assistant to the Attorney General
and copies of his appointment
papers were filed. The district at
torney claims he had a right to be
IDresent IN the grand jury room.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27
NOT GUILTY. IS
MRS. TR|BBY'S
PLEA
Woman, Whose Home Was
Raided, Held in ST 500 on
Liquor Charges.
5lMEs-sTAeEX9HoTo

Mrs. Minnie Cavell Tribby. Of
1895 Morrison street, Chevy Chase,
whose home, when raided by pro-
hibition agents December 81 last, is
said to have yielded more than 346
quarts of gin and red whiskey,
pleaded mot guilty" to two charges
of illegal possession and one of
transporting liquors, in Police Court
today. She was held on $1,000 bond
for appearance for a jury trial next
Thursday.
Jointly charged with Mrs. Tribby
is Frank billiard, negro, who was
arrested with a quantity Of intoxi-
cants believed to have come from
Mrs. Tribby's home.
billiard was taken into custody
December 26. Through information
received from him, police declare
they were able to obtain a search
warrant for the Tribby residence.
Mrs. Tribby was recently acquitted
on a charge of shooting Ralph Ruby.
prohibition agent, who conducted the
raid. AS Ruby entered the kitchen,
it is asserted that Mrs. Tribby fired
a. shot that pierced his shoulder.\
In twelve Of the nineteen liquor
cases brought into court for ar
raignment today, James Leroy Asher
figured as witness.
Pleading guilty to charges OF sell
ing Whlskey. two negroes, Edward
NJ. Simms AID Louis II. Perry, were
sent to the WQrkhouse by Judge Nc
Mahon. Simms was sentenced to
thirty days in Jail, while Perry re-
ceived 100 days.
Others accused of violating the
national prohibition law. who denied
their guilt and demanded jury trials
are:
John T, Mccoy, Frank Halliday.
Bernard Ransom, George Butler,
Morris Daras, Beatrice Payton,
Lawrence Hall, Betty Goodwin, Sam
Delisi, Sam Lewis, Blance Clarke,
Grace Coleman, Raymond Forrest,
Pearl Felis, Joseph Inoff, Annie
Mercer, Eta Barber. Louise Ran
dali, Edward Blackwell, Lawrence
Hall, OrVille Anderson, William
Blackwell Lawrence Hall and
Blanche Brown, All were held on
bonds pending triala.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27
FRANCOIS CAPOUILLIEX
TO GIVE TWO RECITALS

Two recitals, one tonight and the
other tomorrow night, will be given
by Francois Capouilliez, basso can
tante, In the ballroom Of the Hotel
Raleigh. Tonight's program will be
chosen principally from the classical
composers.
Modernists will be interested in
tomorrow's program, which will in.
clude selections from the "futurists"
OF the Russian and French com.
posers. Two groups OF American
songs will also be given.
Mr.. Capouilliez will be assisted by
Edith gutenberg. pianist and LII
liam Pringle. cellist. The concerts
will be given under the direction OF
Manor House Chapter. Daughters of
the American Revolution.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27
mail BOX ED|CT
IN FORCE ON
THURSDAY
Morning Delivery to Be Last at
Homes Until They Are
Equipped.

/ Mail delivery to all homes in the
District which have not yet been
equipped with mail boxes or door
slots will be cut off following the
first delivery Thursday morning. It
was announced today at the city
postoffice.
A final census, completed today,
shows that S.347 homes have not
yet complied with the law. Unless
these homes are properly equipped
by tomorrow night delivery service
will be stopped.
While the law is scheduled to go
into effect at midnight tomorrow,
Postmaster Merritt o. Chance has
decided to give the delinquent
home.owners the benefit of final
delivery Thursday morning, at which
time letter carriers will deliver no.
tice to all homes not equipped Of
discontinuance of service.
Home-owners who have their de-
livery service stopped can obtain
their mail by calling for it at the
city postoffice. They can obtain
home delivery again by installing
the proper equipment and notifying
the postoffice that they have COM
piled with the law and desire the
service renewed.
Since February Is there have
been 8,S0S homes provided with the
box or slot.
City postal officials are confident
that all but a very small percent
age of local residents will have COM
piled with the law by Thursday
morning and anticipate no serious
difficulty through enforcement OF
the law.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27
RECEPTION AND PARTY
BY COLUMBIA WOMEN

Columbia women, alumnae OF
George Washington University,
gave q reception and card party
yesterday afternoon under the au-
spices of the ways and means COM
mittee.
The committee In charge included
Miss Mollie B, Weyman, chairman!
Mrs, William e, Chamberlain. Mrs.
Shepherd l. Franz, Mrs. H, 4, A.
Lemon, and Miss Grace Coleman.
Among those present were Mrs.
Howard L, HodgkinE, wife Of the
university president; Dean Anna l..
Rose, Mrs, Charles I. Corby, Miss
Mabel Boardman. and Mrs. Henry
w. Keyes.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27
I Do
Ill FOR
COURT
Elizabeth Rhodes, Victim Of
! Four-Story Leap, Will, How
ever, Press Charge.

If Elizabeth Rhodes, the pretty
young girl who injured herself
when she jumped from the
fourth-story apartment of John
S. Larcombe, jr., is to appear in
Police Court tomorrow and press
her charge of assault against the
prominent Washington clubman
she will have to go in an ambu-
lance, as she is unable to stand
on her feet,
Has Sinking Spells.
This was the statement made at
Miss Rhodes home, at 1856 Rhode
Island avenue northwest, today.
Mrs. Rhodes. the young girls
mother, said today that her daugh.
ter is subject to sinking spells due
to the serious condition of her spine
and that the family feared she
would die in one Of these spells last
Sunday night.
James O'Shea, attorney for Miss
Rhodes, will visit his client today
and after a conference with her will
determine the course to be pursued
when the case is called for hear
ing tomorrow. It is a possibility
that in view Of Miss Rhodes condi.
ton decision win be made to hear
the case without her presence and
arrangements are being made for
taking her deposition.
Will Press Charge.
While, at first, it was thought
Miss Rhodes would quickly recover
from her four-story fall several
weeks ago it now appears that her
injuries are more serious than was
originally anticipated. Miss Rhodes
is still under the care of two
prominent physicians.
Reiteration was made at the
Rhodes home this morning that
there was no chance of Miss Rhodes
dropping the assault charge against
Larcombe and that both she, her
father, mother, sister and brother
are determined to see the clubman
brought to justice on account Of
the episode.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27
WHERE HAD HE
PUT HIS CAP?

He hunted through the library,
He looked behind the door,
He searched where baby keeps his toys
Upon the nursery floor;
He called the cook and Mary,
He asked mamma to look,
And tried to coax his sister May
To leave her last new book.
He couldn't find IL "anywhsre!"
He thought some hOrrfd tramp
Had walked in through the gate
And stolen 1.-THE scampl
It might be FldO had taken it
And hidden It away?
Or else, perhaps, he'd torn IL mp
And swallowed 1t for play.
Then mamma came down the stairs,
Looked through the cupboard door.
And there IL hung upon its peg
As IL had hung before.
And Tomny's cheeks turned rosy red,
Surprise was In his face;
He couldn't find his cap because
Twas In Its proper place!
SPARK PLUG.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27
Or. PRINCE LECTURES
ON PSYCHIC RESEARCH

Many prominent Washington Of
ftcials heard DR.. William r. Prince,
Of the American Society of Psychi.
cal Research, lecture last night on
his forty years experience in re-
search.
The lecture is the first of a
series arranged by the Psychical
Research Club, of which Mrs. Dun
can u, Fletcher, wife of Senator
Fletcher. is president. The other
officers are DIR, G. N, Hawley.
treasurer; Mrs. M. e. Woodland and
Mas Bell n. CrQass secretaries
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27
SECRETARY DAVIS LAUDS
PENNSYLVANIA SOCIETY

Secretary Of Labor Davis was
heartily applauded by 800 members
of the Pennsylvania State Society
in the New Willard last night when
he eulogized the Keystone State"
Boxes were occupied by Secretary
of the Treasury Mellon. Secretary
and Mrs. Davis, DIR. and Mrs. D.
Percy Hickling and members of the
Pennsylvania delegation in Con-
gress.
Congressman M. Clyde Kelly,
president of the society, presided.
Dancing followed the business SEES
sion.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27
POWER OF IMAGINATION.

A story Is told Of an army
officer who, in the old days, was
exceptionally fond of strong drink.
One day an acquaintance found
him near a prominent club, cling
ing for dear life to an old iron
fence.
well, Colonel" said his friend,
you seem to be in a pretty bad
fix"
Yesh (hic), m boy" replied
the old fellow in a whining tone,
AN tn worsh of it ish (hic) l
don't know what I'm arreshted
for. An I'll give you m word
o honor I never (hic) was benin
tn bars before in m life"
w. E. HAYGHE.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27
OFFICERS ARE INSTALLED
BY CHI OMEGA SORORITY

Vivian Simpson. newly elected
president of Chi Omega, the first
sorority to be established at the
University of Maryland, was in.
stalled yesterday with the other
officers. The installation was made
by Mrs. Mary c. Love- Cullins, presi
dent of the national organization.
Other officers installed were Alice
Colbert, vice president; Louisa
Whelpley, secretary. and Virginia
Flanagan, treasurer. Members
are Helen Lupton. Thelma Blandv,
Thelma Taylor, Mary Spence,
Mildred Whaley and Helen Jane
CorSette
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27
LYONS-FERRY CONCERT
TONIGHT IS PUT OFF

T. Arthur Smith, concert manager,
today announced that the concert
scheduled to be given tonight at New
Masonic Temple Auditorium by Ger.
trude Lyons. soprano, and Charles
Ferry, pianist-composer, has been
postponed because of the illness of
Mrs. Lyons.
Announcement Of the new date
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27
THE LOW COST OF WIVES.

e. G.. r. writes that one Of the
boys looked up from his paper
and asked:
well, what do you know about
this? In India wives are 80
plentiful that they can be bought
for $1.00."
Whereupon JULES BACKEN-
HEIMER remarked: eff some OF
you guys would read the Bible
you'd find that Eve cost Adam
only one bone"
THE EVOLUTION OF TIME.
Fror, a Missouri nanAr
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27
ENCOURAGEMENT.

Everything had been made
ready and the celebrated star
was preparing to execute an ex-
tremely dangerous feat on the
roof of a towering skyscraper. A
fall meant certain death. AS the
critical moment approached the
star hesitated and seemed about
to back out.
go ahead, man" cried the
exasperated director, as he saw
the other hesitate. Don't be so
blamed chicken-hearted. What
IL you do fall? 1t can't happen
but once" c.. G.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27
VISCID VARVULLA.

viscid Varvulla
Loved Maudie Mccullough,
And kidnapped her off to his dark, dis
He told her he loved her,
And by gosh he showed her
All over the place tin she holIered
again.
His whislxers were yellow;
He was q hard fellow;
He had seven nOtches cut into his
knife,
But he was all ready
To settle down steady,
And he wanted Maudie Mccullough
to wife.
He threatened to kill her;
He said he would fiji her
With big bullets all manufactured Of
lead,
But Maudie withstood him,
And, laughing, pO0hpO0hed him,
And shook the blond ringlets all over
her head.
But he was not fooIing,
His mouth IL was droOling;
He did just the same as the words he
And there they did find her,
Her hands tied behind her,
And sadly bore Maudie Mccullough
away.
Apd viscid VarvuIIa
They caught in q gulIah,
And shot both his guns out Of his
wicked hands;
Her father did slug him,
And then they all drug him
All over the deserts gray glimmering
The boys they all shot him;
And now hs Z s hey fS1 std h%
He was . heIl-bender;
He wouldn't surrender;
Though wicked as hell, he was GER
tatnly game!
SHAKESPEARE TOOT.
(POet Laureate OF Bug HOLLOWAY
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27

The Mexico, Mo-, Ledger thinks
merchants should be more prompt
in presenting their accounts. A
druggist of that place recently
sent q young man in this town
a bill for a period of two years. the
first charge on which was for q
box of chocolates and the last for
a nursing bottle. How time does
fly!
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27
Will Discuss Racial Oddities.

The fundamental instincts Of hu.
mainly, with reference to racial pc.
culiarities and weaknesses, will be
discussed at the second of a series of
six lectures on psycho-analysis, at
o'clock Thursday night In Trinity
Community House, Third and C
streets northwest The public is in.
ytted.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27
HOW SHE'S "GROWED."

Who remembers Uhen you
could stand by the to1On patn1p
in Alexandria and knock ON the
door Of nearly Everybody in
toWn? NoO look at 1t.
r. M. r.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27
Citizens to Meet.

The North Capitol and Ecking-
ton Citizens Association will meet
at o'clock tonight in the Emery
School. A number of committee re.
narts are scheduled for discussiena
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27

Distinguished politicians
haze been referred to as
"WheeI-horses of the Repub-
licGn parity" Correspond
ingly, 1T might not be amiss
to greet our dry leaders as
''1oheel-cameIs of the mater
wagon"
FRED VETTER.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27
A REAL TOUGH BIRD.

Man, abs tough; so tough dat
NAH shadow won't walk down de
street wild me, and when all gar.
giles NAH throat / has to use car
bOIic acid and bOiIin' water to feel
IT,"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27
$40 Bonus Bill Is Reported To House
aaEARn1toSEEN}8
-oBy BILL PRICE c@fRaaK.A

WE'RE ADAM AND
EVE JUST MYTHS?
Req. DR.. Percy Stickmey Grant,
the NeU York pastor 1Oho has
created a great fatrore in Epis-
copGL churchdomt By dispMting
the accuracy of whole sections
of the Bible, told his congregd-
ton Sunday that Adam and EVe
and the Garden of Eden sOeTe
just pure fables and aligned him
self definitely as a supporter of
evolution.
Now, Percy, you're going too far,
And soon you can't retrieve;
Somebody had to be the first here,
So why not Adam--then Ever
You're trying to take away our faith
In the rewards Of q hereafter;
You're not going to get far, Percy
You will be q source of laughtera
ADAMS DESCENDANT.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27

for the concert will be made In q few
days, Mr.. Smith said,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27

King TMt's rent must be
paid up, for they are going
to let HIM stay aUhere he Is
q fen months longer.
PETE.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27
Daily Traffic Calendar
OFF for Tampa!

FINES AND COLLATERAL
FORFEITURES:
Total for year. .$19,86S
Total for yesterday. 900
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27
THE DAILY REMINDER.

There's no use telling me
about my faults" said Jake to
friend Tom, my wife reminds mo
of them every day. If it wasn't
for her I might not know l had
any," UNCLE ZEKE.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-27

That scientist who claims
to haze discovered a dnug that
UiU make hen-pecked hus-
bands fight their better
hGlves is late With his dis
coVery. The bo6tleggers dis
covered that drug long ago.
II. B. ROSSELL.