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Evening star., 1923-07-13
GRAIN AND PROVISIONS.

BALTIMORE, Md, July 13 (SpeciaD.
Potatoes, new, bbl,. 1.50a6.o0; 100 lbs,
beans, bus. 1.00a150; lima beans, bus,
250a35O: beets. 100, 5.0Oa7.00: cab
bage, 100. 700a1400; carrots. 100,
4.00a6.00; corn. doz., 10a35: cucum- :
bers. basket. s0a1.10: eggplants. crate.
2.00a3.5O; lettuce, bus, 50a1.00; onions,
bus, 1.OOa15o; peas. bus. 2.ooa3.oO
peppers. basket. 1.75a2.o0; rhubarb.
100. 4.00a5.00; spinach. bus, 1.50a2.00 /:
squash. basket, 15a25; tomatoes, bas-
ket, 2,OOa2.25; apples, bbl., 2.00a3.75;
bushel basket. 75a1.50; basket. 25a60;
blackberries. at, 10a15: cantaloupes.
crate, 1.ooa3.o0; cherries. lb.. 10a20;
gooseberries. H.. 6aS; grapefruit. box,
2.50a4.00; buckle berries, ct. 15a20;
oranges. box. 4.5oa6.50; peaches, crate,
1.25a3.00; pineappIes, crate, 3.00a3.50;
plums, basket, 50a100; raspberries,
pit, Sa12; watermelons. 25a60.
Settling Prices on Grain.
Wheat-No. red winter, spot,
LIZ: No. , red winter. garlicky.
spot. LOAN.
Sales-Bag lots of nearby at 81. 90.
81, 95, 9S and 1.02 per bu. Cargoes on
grade, No. 2 red winter. garlicky, at
los; No. 3 at 1.O2; No. at 100.
corn-cob, new. 40 per bu::; con-
94%; track corn. yellow. No. 2 or
better, 1.03k and 1.04 per bu. Sales
None.
Oats-White. No. 9. 51Ik and SO per
bu.; No. 3, 501a and 81 per bu.
Rye.Nearby. S0as0 per bu.; No. .,
western export. spot, "a.
Hay-Receipts none; market for old
hay is firm at a range of 1900 to $500
per ton. New nearby hay arriving
mostly in heated condition, is selling
strictly on merit at slightly lower
prices than for old hay.
Straw-No. l tangled rye, 15.0Oa
1900; No. l wheat. i2.50al3.00 No. I
oat, nominal. 14.00a15.00.
Evening star., 1923-07-13

NEW ORLEANS, July 13.-Spot
cotton steady. 3S points higher.
Sales on the spot, SO bales; to arrive,
none. Low middlingsS 26.63; middling.
27.63; good middling, 2S.13. Receipts.
$50 bales; stock, 5S, ,1S9.
Evening star., 1923-07-13

TOTAL SALES (Par vaIue):
IL a. m. 682 900 IL noon 3446 900
pm. 420S 600 2p.m.. 04S 900
Evening star., 1923-07-13
DAIRY PRODUCTS.

BALTIMORE, July 13 (SpeciaD.-
Live poultry-Spring chickens, 35a4S
lb. Leghorns. 30a3S; old. 24a27
Hens, Leghorns, 22a23; old roosters,
Halls. Ducks, IA 20: spring ducks
2Sa30. Pigeons, pair. 25a30.
Eggs Qoss off)-Sative and nearby
frsts, doz, "a: southern. %.
Butter-Creamery, good to fancy,
37a40; prints. 40a42: nearby creamery,
35a3S; ladies, 34a35; rolls, 30a32
packed, 29a30 dairy prints, so
IA
Evening star., 1923-07-13
Local Exchange Dealings.

Bonds were entirely neglected on
the Washington Stock Exchange this
morning, the restricted trade beinE
confined solely to recent favorite
stocks.
CAPITAL Traction sold at 99a4 slight
~ firmer and Lanston was unchdngeh
at rs. MergenthaIer showed no change
at I4s. and Railway preferred eased
off to II u on sales aggregatinS MI!
shares.
Washington Market Company sold
to the extent of forty-one shares a
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-11-26

Ol.,~oa Stuffed with 90
OllVcS Pimentos bot. nc
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-11-26
@ CranberrieS, 2bS 23c Chocolates % % p. as
Pin Money Pickles

Mixed, pit. 35C
Sweet Mixed, 1O-OZ. bot. 23c
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-30

from him. Keep still, Lettie, and
mind your own business
"But, Uncle Jerry" she gasped,
"you mustn't. It's making her I'M
happy. Oh, please don't"
"Lettie," he returned in tone that
pierced her heart, ''you tend to your
own business, I tell you. You're MAX
ing a big mistake. I choose my own
friends, and / choose good ones, too"
"Oh-oh-ohl" she screamed, wiring
ing her hands In agony. II can't have
it. I can't stand IL It makes her
so unhappy. Oh, ULcle Jerry, you got
me going. Come back, or I'll" She
reached over and gathered up hand
full Of nails then dropped her hand.
The nails fell with a jangle on the
board walk.
She was alone. Uncle Jerry had
gone with Frank Bosley. During the
moment that she realized her failure
to Illustrate this friendship, her
breath stopped, from the most acute
despair. Then her anger rose, mount
ing to rage-against Uncle Jerry,
against Frank Bosley
"I'll show him; I'll show Eimi'' she
vowed in a fury. On mad impulse
she tore around the house-then
whirled and tore back again. 20
Lord" she groaned, "why can't l re-
member? I gotta remember, cause I
gotta stay with Penzie."
x.oI%oI 3x41 49,
and reached for the toy rolling-pln.
Vicious blows rained on the board
blows Of rage against the two men,
blows Of evaporation over her fail
ure, blows Of wild wrath against her
own temper.
"Devil, you shan't have me. You
shan't; you shan't. Devil, do you
hear? observation-disclosures"
over and over she uttered this def
ance, and with every word she struck
the gong till the heavy board swung
against the wall.
20 Penzie," she sobbed brokenly,
"Tm trying-Pm trying. Honest,
Tn
On and on she pounded, her emo
ton reaching frenzy, a frenzy like that
of the worn piper who dances till he
falls. Her arm ached, but her energy
did not relax. Her blood went queer,
like a great wave, leaving her head
cold. Then another great wave that
flooded her with heat, rolled over her,
shut off her breath, receded! A black
wave!
She~was still lying there on the floor
beneath the temper gong when Mrs.
Penfield came irl-her face white in
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door. And the hostess must be very
careful to see that all of her guests
are properly and distinctly introduced
to each other, as with few people in a
room it would be most embarrassing
not to know the name of the women
with whom you are talking
The hostess makes the conversation
general and of interest to all the
guests.
When a woman has these informal
days-at-home, the friends who come
to see her do not have to call again
as they do after attending a formal
reception. AS stated before, informal
afternoons at home are simply a set
time when your friends may find you
in. The hostess then owes a call to
every friend who has attended any of
these afternoons.
She does not let anyone, no matter
who they are, go from her hopse feel
ing neglected. A hostess should lit
terally lose herself in making her
guests feel comfortable.
20 by Mcclure Newspaper syndicate.l
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By Mildred
MARSHALL
ADELAIDE

a DELAIDE has an heroic signin-
"A canoe; 1t means noble cheer. 1t
is distinctly Teutonic name, coming
from Adilo or Odilo. Ado and Aldo
are still in use as proper names, but
other syllables have been added for
the more modern version.
Curiously, Adele and Adela occur
very early in history, unli'ye most
names. which show quaint and some
hines almost unrecognizable forms in
their beginnings. Adal was a prefix
used frequently among the Teutonic
races and Adalheit or Adelchen were
diminutives given to the daughters Of
the family. It was translated to mean
mobile estate" and thus the princess
of each little Frankish duchy was the
"nobleness thereof.
All the feuda1 princes of the Tenth
and Eleventh centuries seem to have
had an Adelheid to offer in marriage
and they have Latinized her in all
manner Of ways The French have
made great use of all forms Of the
name. The Teutonic races, in honor
nerhaps of the italian Queen Adelaide,
whose adventures, before her mar
Rage with Emperor Ohio, were so
curious-preferred Adelaide to all
other forms. From them England re-
ceived it again with their good Queen
Adelaide, whose popularity made it
SO frequent Italy calls her Adalaida
and Alisa, and France makes her Ade-
line.
Adelaide's sewel is the turquoise,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-30
Florence Bingham Livingston
Copyright b, George H. D0ran Company

be well pretty SOON" She threw a
nail back into the can, as being be
yond her skill In driving. She looked
up at Bosley.
II really wish you'd go home" she
urged, in a voice Of great reasonable
ness. I'VE don't want you here; hon
est, none of us do. We don't think
you're a good friend for Uncle Jerry
and"
An insolent laugh interrupted her
plea.
Il mean it." she continued, with
growing vehemence. eve don't like
you to come here. Please go away
"Dry up, you little fool I'm tired
of your patter. All, there you are,
Winston. Say, old man, thought
you'd never come. How does it look r.
Jerry Winston walked into the yard.
pretty good, guess. Let's get
somewhere and talk it over"
Lettie had risen and was watching
them anxiously, her large eyes wild.
ening as her dismay increased.
Come on over to NY house." sug.
gested Frank Bosley.
"All right
Lettie stepped forward, "Uncle
Jerry" she begged, don't go with
that man. Penzie doesn't like it."
Jerry Winston fixed her with look
such as she had never before received
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YOUR :;s'; s: !: =; ;;: e.:
HAND ;, g; e, e. !: e; T.:
THE HAND OF A SUCCESSFUL
ACTOR


NATURALLY, as in all other walks
~ of life, 1t is well for the comedian
to have a good line of fortune, start
ing from the end of the line of life
or near 1t, and running up to or into
the finger of Apollo, the ring finger.
When there is a well-marked line Of
fate, it shows a man or woman who
must depend for his or her success In
life on winning and holding the tickle
favor Of the public. The line Of fate
has It's rise in the mount Of the moon,
near the wrist, and runs to the finger
of Saturn, the middle finger. Craft
fed ambition may be read in star.
well marked, on the mount of Jupiter,
which is the mount at the base of the
finger of Jupiter, the first or index
finger.
In some hands, the line Of the heart,
which lies above the line Of the head
in the palm, ends at the percussion, or
near it, in many small branches.
When these show a tendency toward
running up to the finger of Mercury
we may read therein wit, humor
gayety and versatility qualities need
ed greatly by the successful comedian
Of either sex.
90 by the wheeler Syndicate, Incl
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-30

The value of life is to improve ones
conditions.--Abraham Lincoln.
THE custom of having an informal
= afternoon at home when your
friends may be sure of finding you in,
shows no signs Of waning. Indeed
these informal entertainments have
taken a great lead over the once pop
ular evening receptions. They are the
least expensive and the least exacting
of Inequalities, and perhaps to those
causes may be traced their popularity.
Women who have a large circle of
acquaintances have many of these
days in the season, while others are
content with four. The matter of de-
Gliding this question lies with the wom-
an herself. No social correspondence
should be sent by the penny post. The
husbands name does not appear on
cards for informal afternoons at home,
but if there are daughters in the house
old enough to be in society, then the
cards should read: Mrs. John Green
Wood, the Misses Wood" etc.
A large platter should be left on the
hall table where guests may drop their
cards upon entering the house. No
calls are made before three in the af-
ternoon, but at that hour the hostess
should be dressed, her rooms should
be ready, her table prepared and
everything in readiness to receive the
guests.
At these informal afternoons, guests
enter the drawing room unannounced,
but the hostess must rise to greet each
newcomer, and she always rises to bid
them good-by, even seeing them to the
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-30

which though the simplest of stones,
possesses rare power to protect it's
wearer from harm and~is said to break
at the approach of grave danger. Fri
day is Adelaide's lucky day and
her lucky number.
Tennyson, who omitted very few
feminine names from his list of poems
to fair women, writes of Adeline:
Mystery Of mysteries,
Family smiling Adeline,
Scarce Of earth nor all divine,
Nor unhappy, nor at rest,
But beyond expression fair,
Thy rose lips and full blue eyes
Take the heart from out my breast
20 by Wheeler Syndicate. Incl
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-30
BUTTON rs RESCUED

u EARLY BUTTON was plump
= round little fellow and he was
very sober and quiet, too, while he re-
NAMED securely fastened on the white
apron which he helped to keep in its
place with the aid of Buttonhole.
One day, however. he found himself
gaily swinging by a thread as the
clothes on the line in the yard danced
and tapped in the wind.
"Ohop' thought Pearly Button.
what fun it would be to be free for
once to roll where like and see a
bit of the world Now 1 remember
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-30
7dH5 Observation-Disclosures
R[R ||I!i|'![S|

on the white garment when something
happened.
Pick, pick" went Madam Hen. She
thought she had found a nice bite to
eat. TOO hard" she cIucked and Mr..
Fat Rooster, thinking she had some
thing good to eat, ran up and grabbed
Pearly Button and before 1t could slip
back on the ground Mr. Fat Rooster
had swallowed it.
Oh, how dark it was for long
time! The next thing Pearly Button
knew it dropped on the floor in the
kitchen.
well, well,' laughed the cook. eff
the fat rooster didn't swallow that
pearl button that came off your
apron" she said to a little girl. Il
looked everywhere in the. yard for it
because your mother did not have an
other like 1t"
Then she let the water run over
Pearly Button and the little girl took
it to her mother who seWed it on the
apron.
Il hope she sews me fast this
time," thought Pearly Button. II
can't see anything jolly about running
away. And come to think of it I can
see great deal of the world fastened
where am; and besides | must be
very fine button when they could not
find another to take my place"
Pearly Button never pulled or
strained again at the threads that held
It. 1t was always right in its place
and glad to stay there.
20 1923, by Mcclure Newspaper syndicate.)
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-30
Pities the Poor Prisoner.

Dean Inge of st. Paurs cathedral,
London, Eng. speaking at a demon
stration on behalf Of animal welfare,
referred to his daughters death, and
said her favorite canary was after
ward placed with close friends who
gave it open-air experience It was a
most remarkable fact that the London
sparrow, for whom very few people
had kind word took pity on the i'm
prisoned bird and dropped bits OF
straw and other materials into the
cage for it to make a nest.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-30
Has Anyone Laughed
M 4 OIL
Because
BY ETHEL r.
PEYSEp

. You Island Up' for Your Boss7 I
You have been called "diplo- J
. matte" teachers pet" ''toady," 3
"boot-licker" and various other :
] tags have been tied to you be- !.
. cause you stick up for your .
J boss! Now there is chance !.
of course, that anyone may be Z
one or more of these wretched
] beings. Yet you know you are {
not. You are doing one Of the 4
] finest things you can do. You !
are working for a man and the &
! working alone ought to mean
that you are standing by him. 1t
J is loyalty that makes you "stand
. up for him and what trait is
J holier than loyalty? 1t is by .
loyalty alone that any good !
. comes into fhe world, for loyalty |.
. is first cousin to sincerity. Let .
. folks laugh at your loyalty to
. your boss. It doesn't hurt you. :
. so
Your getaway here is? That :
you would leave the Job where
. you didn't consider loyalty to :
your boss a virtue. !
! % by Mcclure Newspaper syndicate.)
:
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-30
Queer "MusicaI" instruments That Are
In Use Among the Savage Tribes
In Africa.

When visitors Of prominence tour
Africa they are greeted by the most
amazing efforts on the part of a native
band. One of the favorfte instruments
is huge zylophone, many yards in
length, upon which a score of blacks
whack and bang to their hearts con-
tent. Those at one end pound small
pieces of wood, which give out high
notes, while pieces of considerable size
supply the bass tones. A few empty
petrol tins placed here and there give
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-30

once when was fastened on a card
and rested in 4 box that a jolly.
bright, black button who was not
fastened at all told Of the merry times
it had had, out in the world, and all
because it got loose from the garment
to which it had been fastened.
s'This is my chance. 1t may never
happen again, and am going to take
1t. One thread will be easy for the
wind to snap and then away I 60"
Then, snapl went the garment as
the wind hustled around the clothes
line. And off jumped Pearly Button
and rolled down the hill.
But it wasn't such fun as it thought,
resting against a cold stone with the
dust blowing over it, and Pearly But
ton was beginning to wish itself back
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-30
The origin of Cowboys.

The word cowboy used to designate
herdsmen on the ranches of the Far
West was first applied to British ma
RAIDERS and Tories who plundered the
people east of the Hudson river dur
ing the occupation of New York.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-30
A LINE o. CHEER
By JOHN kENDRlck BANGS
FAITH

" on can't make me believe
i That all that men achieve
In things of solid worth
Upon this whirling earth
Are but the sport and play
OF just the passing day,
To end sometime anon
In sheer oblivion.
wherefore I have no fears
OF what the coming years
When am here no more
For me shall hold in store,
But full of confidence
In Gods beneficence
In glad serenity
Await what is to be.
co by Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate.)
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-30

CHIEF DESIRE IS TO MAKE NOISE

drum effects. AS rule the savage pre-
fers something that he can bang, but
any noise is better than none. In the
east, wild music is played on pipes
made OF bamboo, while hollow gourds
Of various sizes provide the African
savage with home grown flutes, clari-
nets and bassoons. Sometimes he will
arrange them so that they form kind
Of piano. He sits surrounded by cir
Gle of dried fruits, whose hollow skins
give out high or low notes, according to
their size. as he taps them with his fin
gers.
si1nor lrcu can omen an il.f.n Lock.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-30
Strange Experience.

/ was straining a pailful Of rainwa-
ter through a cloth. A little water
filtered through the cloth, but present.
", though the pail was still too heavy
to be empty, the water stopped. +
was exceedingly puzzled. Removing
the cloth, discovered three huge
frogs in the bottom of the pail.-Chi-
cago Journal.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-30
The Custard Cup

its frame of black curls, her right
hand limp on the rolling-pin that had
come down with her on its broken
string.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-30

One can be so far back in the pro-
cession that he doesn't know where It
is going.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-30
She Was an Execution,


A preacher, at all times forceful in
his language, his religion being of the
"shirt-sleeve" order, had taken for his
text, Vanity" To point his moral,
he said
snow, if there is woman in the
congregation this morning who didn't
look in the mirror before coming to
the meeting, want to see her; want
her to stand upl"
single woman arose and stood
with meekly downcast eyes To de-
scribe her in kindly way, one would
say she was homely. The revivalist
rested his earnest eyes upon her.
'Well, heaven bless you, sister,"
he said. 'It certainly-is pity you
didn't"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-30
THE DAY AT HOME

The value Of life is to improve one:
conditions.--Abraham Lincoln.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-16
HOW Sam Won

Sam had left home when quite
young, bent upon working his way
through college. However, he found
it rather difficult to make all ends
meet so regularly would write to his
thrifty Scotch father asking for finan-
cial help.
The father wrote to Sam don't
want to hear another appeal for help
from you.
The next month, this letter came:
Dear Dad: This isn't an appeal. l
only want to repost to you that
have no pants.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-16
TWENTY FIVE YEARS AGO

Geo. Luebke was up from Milwau-
kee to visit his sister Mrs. John Zim-
pelmann.
Mrs. VIM. Persohn went to Mich
gan to visit her daughter Mrs. Lou
Phillips.
Geo. O'Connor, p. Graham D. 3.
Riordan and w. A Bradford went TO
milwaukee, to attend the state republi
can convention.
A daughter was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. VIM Murphy
Mrs Jos Nemacheck and children
went to Appleton to prepare for NOV
ing to Hermansville where Mr.. Nema
check had position.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-16
TEN YEARS AGO

Mrs. John Zimpelmann returned
from a visit in Milwaukee.
Miss Anna Flanagan arrived from
Chicago to visit at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. A. Mckenzie
Web Morris went to Oshkosh to
visit relatives.
j. H. Bolte left for visit at Milton
and Evansville.
N. A. Garrison went to Milwaukee.
Miss Grace Radcliffe returned from
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-16
TWENTY YEARS AGO
Finn LAWYER was at Wausau.

Mr.. and Mrs. L. E. McGill of Lady
smith were visiting friends in town.
Miss Frances Diamond returned
from Minneapolis where she attended
summer school.
Miss Hattie Richmond went to Mil
waukee after visiting her parents here
Frank Garrison and family of Fort
Wayne, Ind, were visiting his parents
Ray sanborn and Chas. Wiegand
went to Ashland.
A number of friends of Mrs. A. K.
Everett gave her surprise party out
at the Grand View resort.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-16
From Review Files
THIRTY YEARS AGO

Jas. Gagen was up from Amigo
D. Graham was surveying at Monico
Michael Bonner and family of Du1
luth were visiting their mother and
brothers Walt and George here.
Twin boys were born to Mr.. and
Mrs. George Thompson.
Geo. O'Connor went to Duluth
Jas. Oberholtzer went to Wausau.
A. A. Denton left for a trip to Mime
sofa.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-16

These two women are mighty
proud of their farmer husbands.
Both know that they played an inn
portant part in the successes which
next winter will take them to Wash.
ington, D. S., as their husbands sit
In the United States Senate.
Below is Mrs. S. w. Brookhart, OF
Iowa, whose husband, Senator
BrOokhart, when free from official
duty, gives his attention to raising
prize hogs. Above, Mrs. Johnson. Of
Minnesota, whose husband. Senator.
elect Magnus. Johnson, leaves his
farm to 20 to Washington.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-16
Geniuses

Senator Moses, of New Hampshire
relates the following instance of the
way the town authorities used to
resolve up in his state:
Resolved, That we build a new jail;
Resolved, That we build the new
Jail out of the material which the
old jail is composed Of; and
Resolved, That we will not tear
down the old jail until the new jail is
finished.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-16
FIFTEEN YEARS AGO

H. ]. Colman went to Minneapolis.
Mart Hirzel was at Wausau.
A. w Sanborn was down from Ash
land
John Kehoe went to Lena to visit
relatives.
John Drager made final proof on his
homestead
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-16
The Way It Goes

Mrs. Smythe: hear the flip Miss
Piffe lost her complexion.
Mrs Blythe: Yes-a sneak-thief
snatched her handbag.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-16
Anythina once

Wife: I'm so sorry, dear The cook
burned the biscuits. You'll have to
be satisfied with kiss this morning.
Hubby: Just as you say-call her in.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-16
He Only Smiled

Dumb Dan: Is the pleasure of this
dance mine?
vamp: Every bit of it.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1923-08-16
Blonde Bess Opines

The clothes the fIappers wear are
a great deal like barbed wire fence
they protect the property but don't
obstruct the view.