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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-06-19
REWARE!

Don't get impatient with the human mule who opposes
progress or new ideas Maybe he's pathological case
victim of the mental disease known neophobia.
The Scientific Monthly says: "The neophobic patient
shows marked aversion and resentment at the sight OF any
thing The disease very prevalent and there
drugs known that will it, except posons We all seem
about the germs of it, for any OF liable to mani
fest mild symptoms, and in certain countries and certain
centuries it has been epidemic"
Anyone who has ever tried to put over idea or
introduce device method will realize that much OF
the difficulty encountered can be classed neophobc
Most people OF anything new, though IN
fairness must be admitted that this partly because they
have been stung many times by the new
: The Scientific Monthly points out that the first printed
books had to be sold manuscripts because of the preu
dice against printing The learned of Italy sneered at
the invention as a barbarous German innovation.
When bathtubs invented about 80 preJu
dice violently against them that Virginia levied
tax of $50 year each tub and Boston passed municipal
ordinance making bathing in bahtub unlawful except
when advised by doctor.
table only after hard struggle Parmenter to
introduce potatoes had to to getting the society folks
Of his day to eat them at banqets The copied them
Seneca fighting waterworks and heating systems when
they introduced into Rome Grated 'Beleve me- that
was happy before the days of architects, before the
could have the WoolWrOth building.
Thomas Creevey, fighting in the English parliament in
1895 against the bill for the construction of the first rail
road denounced it's hacker insane He ragged at he loco
motive monster navgated by tail of smoke and sulphur
coming through every mans grounds between Manchester
and Liverpool"
Gauses aversion to anything On the other hand is
another type of mental unbaance not quite clearly de-
fneda craze for perpetual experimentation chronic
The Scientific Monthly puts this cracker it's discussion
MNeophobia in the material world is practically
existent Neophoba in the domain of ideas is vrulent
ss Y. II the Middle Ages"
moist day drives the calamity "howlers" away.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-06-19
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Beng poor is perfectly all right,
Lat you SION get tired Oh IT.
About the only way to swat flies
is TO keep on swatt.ng until you run
out OF flies.
We used to envy Dempsey S
money. Bat it $ worth million to
hght IN TINS hot weather.
One reason husbands don't get va
cations is they stay home to feed the
cat and goldfish.
Prominent doctor says 80 per cent
Of us ovcrcat. Our prominent cook
says this estimate is too low.
When an Atlantic rum ship caught
fire not one of the boys stood on the
burning deck.
Suppose you lived in Africa where
thermometers drop way down to a
hundred every winter?
Pretend you are going to kiss her
Hit her in the eye instead. Helps
you stay single in June.
The reason we don't take better
care of our feet is because they arc
so far from our minds.
Put on short pants. Skate to work
every day. Foolish, but keeps one
single in June.
Any man can patch the leaks in
his roof so they give no more trou-
| bic until it rains.
A Kentucky judge got arrested
for trying case, because the case
was case of rye.
Dctroter, back from his honey
moon, went to Jail 20 days. Good
training for the future.
|
Throwing them at collector may
teach him to stay away.
Everything has its use. You can
carry fish bait in a derby.
Wearing handouts on date will
keep man from hugging
Padding your own canoe is fine
but you make more speed if you get
something to push it.
Kick out window in her parlor
Helps one stay single in June.
Before letting your conscience be
your guide be sure you have one.
Only trouble with the wide awake
young fellow of today is he doesn't
get wide awake until midnight.
Former premier of France says tn,
earth doesn't turn. Guess Europ,
will blame this on America.
SO many broker firms are going
broker and broker.
Prince of Wales, they say, will
wear ready made clothes. We woulC
hate to wear any not already made
Our Shipping Board wouldn't take
a billion dollars for it's ships. This
also, is the value of June bride.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-06-19

Suppose you lived in Africa where
thermometers drop way down to a
hundred every winter!
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-06-19
MANDAE NEWS

Miss thel 1Iaight returned Satur-
day from three months trip along
the Pacific coast and states of
Arkansas and Louisiana. 4,
Mrs. r. A. Young returned Sat1f-
| day from Hettngcr, where she spent
| the past three weeks visiting the
nome Of her parents.
Mrs. Jack Kidd and sister, Miss
| Ovedia Undcrland, returned Satur-
day from Hcttinger, where she Wis
tied her parents.
A "shower" was given in honor of
j. A. Murphy, bridegroom of next
| Wednesday morning, by group of
his friends last evening. The eel
lows" were working on the theory
that the girl in the case always gets
all the attention:
Mrs. C. M. Cunningham, who spent
the week end in the city at the home
' of her father, August Zimmerman,
returned to her home at Almont yes
terday. e.
! Harlan Center arrived Saturday
from Waterloo, Ia, to spend a two
weeks vacation with friends and rel
atives. Miss Harriet Center, accom-
panied by Mrs. Greedy Thompson,
met her brother in MINNEAPOLIS We'd
nesday.
Harold Lawrence returned Satur-
day from Madison, Wis, where he
has been attending the University of
Wisconsin.
| Marshall Howard of Sherburn,
Mimi, is a guest at the home of DR..
and Mrs. Lloyd Erickson.
Mrs. B. M. Regain left Saturday
evening for the Twin Cities for a
visit with relatives. She will leave
later for Webster, Wis, to spend a
few weeks at the home of her aunt,
| Mrs. r. G. Shoemaker.
A warrant charging Don Froelich,
a resident of Richardton, with grand
| larceny, was issued yesterday by
States Attorney L. II. Connolly on
complaint of Joe Rippcl Of Huff, who
charges that Froelich made off with
Ford runabout belonging to him.
A fall Of thirty feet down an ele-
vator shaft only accelerated the
speed which Peter Faeth, Is, bot
tlewasher, at the Mandan Beverage
company, ran home after taking the
tumble down the shaft Saturday
II. II. Williams, manager, had to fol-
low the boy to ascertain if he were
injured. Peter was working in the
storage room of the plant when he
stepped into the open elevator shaft
and fell to the basement, two stories
distance.
Miss Thelma Wagner, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Wagner, has zone
to jamestown to take a course in the
summer school at jamestown college.
While in jamestown she will make
her home with her aunt, Mrs. George
Haines.
William Gilt and Frank Homan
were speakers at the regular Tues
day MONDAY luncheon Of the Kiwanis
club.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-06-19

"A moist day drives the calamity "howlers" away
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-06-19
THE TOURIST CAMP

improvements upon the tourist camp being made
under the direction of Association of Commerce COM
mee. Protection is being afforded the tourists that
they prepare their meals in comfort When the IS
complete it will adequately the needs of the touring
campers whose impression of locality is formed from the
kind of welcome they get.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-06-19

When an Atlantic rum ship caught
fire not one of the boys stood on the
burning deck.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-06-19

Prominent doctor says 80 per cent
of us ovcrcat. Our prominent cook
says this estimate is too low.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-06-19
BUTCHERS BOYs SCHOOL

BUTCHERS BOYS SCHOOL.
London, June 19.-Butchers' ape
prentices are getting two afternoons
off a week to attend the continual
ton school at Battersea under The
guidance of Leonard Bell, principal.
They get their education in terms Oft
beef, mutton, eggs and other known
commodities.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-06-19
A Thought J

Although affliction cometh not
forth Of the dust. neither doth trou-
BILE spring out Of the ground; yet
man is born unto trouble as the
sparks fly upward.-Job $50, z.
In adverse hours, the friendship OF
the good shines most; each prosper
Gus day commands it's friends
Euripides. -.
----- --- z : - ----
oily Around World"-a headline.
Wish all the flies wers.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-06-19

Leslie. That is why | hope you will
satisfy in some way the claims that
Paula thinks she has on me.
JACK.
Pocahontas star herald., 1923-02-09

| do not mean to convey the lmpres
sion that every member of the Ar
kansas senate Is mental genius.
But can safely say without fear OF
contradiction, that many of Arkan
sas' strongest men have represented
a senatorial district, and their quail
ties for leadership were more appar
ent at home than they we're in the
senate chamber.
1t takes a gr.st deal more TO be q
msrItorious leader IN the senate than
ia almost any body l have ever seen
IN action. There arc men who have
been highly successful in the senate
who were never serious about any
thing. Their success was founded
wholly on personality. There have
been men IN the Arkansas senate
who were apparently pOssesstd OF
every quality of leadershIp-educa
uon, social position aud political al
liauce, vet thev made dismal fail
ures Every few sessions there ap.
Pocahontas star herald., 1923-02-09

pears a real diamond IN the rough
whose sheer natural ability batter.
down all burners and whose sturii.
uess enables him to hold the vantage
point until bis colleagues come to
the realization that here is a leader
under whose standard it is an hoLor
to rally.
Just such a man is Senator w. A.
Jackson of Randolph. | don't know
howthe folks back home regard him
asan Assemblyman. | DOUBT If they
have ever had occasion to give the
matter serious consideration, but
take it from me, he Is the lighting
est thing the general assembly has
produced 10 many decades. Show
me man that relishes a clash with
Jackson of Randolph and I'll show
you a glution for punishment.
Parliamentary tactics and "Jack"
are not total strangers but they have
not bedded together for any great
length of time Senator jackson Is
no polished speaker. His vocabula
ry is no seventh day wonder. He
Is not even possessed Of voice that
skaters the mysteries of acoustics
aud through ITS very volume causes
the walls of the senate chamber TO
reverberate and the chandelier to
sway. Senator Jackson is about
the smallest man physically, in the
Arkansas senate, yet men thrice his
heft have found the crawling off pro
cess Is decidedly more preferable
than crawling on. And above ev-
erYthing else there Is nothing pugna
cious about the "Gentleman from
Randolph" He is as mild manner.
e1 aperson as can be found IN the sen
ate chamber under ordinary circum
stances and l doubt if a more popu
lar man ever sat IN the legislative
halls. But riled up-now that Is a
different mitter. A good scrap is
Pocahontas star herald., 1923-02-09

always welcome to the powers oI
the press who sIt in at The sidelIne;
an ! Jackson under full steam II
their hesueat delight.
Elrly IN the session of 1921 be
was a newcomer. ana was known on
press row as "The Hornet" Moth
ing that has since transpired has
c,used them tochange their opinion
of the "Gentleman from Randolph "
The greatest recognition that can
be gwen lawyer member OF the
senate Is to appoint him chairman
of the judiciary committee. Sena.
tor Jackson lie all of that. Had he
aspired to the presidency Of the sen
ate 1t Is doubtful If he would have
had opposition.
The greatest victory of Senator
Jackson in eecuug, almost single
handed, Ed Hicks of his home town
as secretary of the senate, Is az evi.
dence of his stont heart and never
say die spirit. When Senator Jack
son arrived on the scene, just before
the session convened, the die had sp
parently-been cast, and a young man
with political backing which has in
Legislative sessions shown itself 10
be superior to that even of the gov
ernor, was conceded the position.
Then "Jack" took the fight. lie
broke heads and rlates right and left
and on the sixth ballot Hicks went
over.
l have seen Seuatcr Jackson do
his most effective fighting In a cause
which IN no way affected his district
but which contained elements for
right and it is only in matters that
Senator Jactson considers right
that you will find him interested.
To compensate him for education
al limitations nature has endowed
Senator Jackson with an analytical
mind far above the average; and
with almost uncanny skill ne lodges
the pitfalls set for him, emerging
successful in bis battle for right.
The deep regret one finds in the
passing of an Assembly, Is the de.
parture of its high lights from the
political frmament, but we always
have the hope that some future day
will find those OF real ability wan.
dering back in some capacity to
watch over the destlnies of their
people. Senator Jackson IS one Of
the few men district could forget
custom aud rotation by counties
I and return to the Senate in 1924
Pocahontas star herald., 1923-02-09
jackson As q Leader
BY A. W. Parke

Folks back home may fnd occl.
sionsl reason for good naturedly
commenting upon the Arkansas leg.
lslaiure and the qualifications of the
men they send TO uphold their digni
ty and to make their laws, but years
of ASSOCIATION with the General AZ
sembly has taught me that If any
community so far let's lis reason slip
as to send a mau of mediocre ability
20 the Arkansas senate that commun
ity il without representation ia that
body for the four years of bis term.
Pocahontas star herald., 1923-02-09
WANTED

Someone to make a snare crop
with lot of extra hoe help. Can
furnish day work when not 10 crop
Phone or write, Robert Sanders,
26 ct. O'Kean, Ark
Pocahontas star herald., 1923-02-09

with a decided advantage to itself
This Is rot "Jack's" idea OF The fu-
ture, no doubt, bat no better thing
for the district could happen.
Pocahontas star herald., 1923-02-09
WARNING ORDER

In the Chancery court OF Randolph
county, Ark.
Herman Meier, plaintiff.
VS..
Ed Buxton, administrator estate OF
b.. Buxton, decd, ct al, defendants.
The defendant, J. B. Buxton, Is
hgeby warned to appear In this court
Within thirty days and answer the
complaint Of the plaintiff, Herman
Meier.
Witness my hand and the seal of
said court this lst day OF Feb 1928
20 4tp Ben II. Mays, Clerk.
Pocahontas star herald., 1923-02-09

For Sale 80 acres of good land f,
40 acres IN cultivation, located one
mile south west of ReYno, part each
balance on terms. See l.. d..
Bennett, ReynO, Ark. 24.4t.
Pocahontas star herald., 1923-02-09
JERSEY MILCH COWS

have carload of Jersey milch
COWS for sale or trade. Bought right
and will be sold right. s6.ti
J. M. Haltom, Pocshontas, Ark
Pocahontas star herald., 1923-02-09
"CoLD IN THE HEAD"

is an acute attack OF Nasal catarrh.
Those subject to frequent "colds" are
generally in a run down" condition.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is a
Treatment consisting of an Ointment, to
be used locally, and a Tonic, which acts
Quickly through the Blood on the Mu-
cous Surfaces, building up the System
and making you less liable TO colds"
Sold by druggists for over 40 Years.
r. J. Cheney q Co., Toledo, o.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-03
SION
SALTS FINE FOR
ACHING KIDNEYS
When Back Hurts Flush
Your Kidneys With
Jad Salts.

Most folks forget that the Kid.
neys, like the bowels. sometimes get
sluggish and clogged and need 3
flushing occasionally. else we have
backache and duh misery IN the
kidney region, severe headaches,
rheumatic twinges, torpid liver,
acid stomach, sleeplessness and all
sorts of bladder disorders.
You simply must keep your kid.
neys active and clean and the mo-
ment you feel an ache or pain in
the kidney region begin drinking
lots of water. Also get ABOUT four
ounces Of Jad Salts from any good
drug store here. take tablespoon
full in a glass of water before
breakfast for a few days and your
kidneys will then act fine. This
famous salts is made from the. acid
of grapes and lemon juice, COM
bined with lithia, and is intended
to- flush clogged kidneys and help
stimulate them to activity. It also
helps neutra4ize acids so they no
longer irritate. thus helping to re-
lieve bladder disorders.
Jad Salts is inexpensive; makes
a delightful effervenscent lithta
water drink which everybody should
take now and then to help keep
their kidneys clean,
A well-known local druggist.
SAYS he sells lots Of Jad Salts to
folks who believe In trying to COR
rect kidney trouble while it is only
trouble. BY all means have your
physician examine your kidneys at
least twice a year.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-03
BONEHEADERS

Howdy. Sam, where Va ben
hiding for the last hundred years
Hidin'. Art? amt ben hidin..
II "a had ben around where
was va would Of saw me. But
III ten Va what. Art. there's
lotta guys nights wen be hidfh
for all the good they do 10 thsl..
fr'ens. There's that bird nd: "a
know Ed. dn't va?
Know Ed2 Course I know I'd
What va mean-he nights wen
be l1idin?
What ! mean? Lissen, Art. N,
lissen good. va see / goes o,.t
Monday an has . sven time.
Well, Art, as / mentions.
Blows my roll on that sven time
had an the next mornin' /
finds when I fishes into my leans
that I amt got even III cents ia
bride the trolley comply to take
me down to the Job. So. What i
thinks IL q piece OF bull luck
happens when Ed comes along &
the logical minute. Wen, the nm.
start Of It II that touches nd
for bone to see me through the
day an save me from hoffin' it
or begin rides down to the lob.
Did he hand It to me7
'.Nothin' doin'?'' he says to me-.
T BIN sttng enough" he says 10
me.
Well wen. Sam, so he wouldn't
come across with the iron man.
That's some tightwad for Va.
amt it? Wouldn't let Va have
the bone7 Wen, the China erRg
Now what d'ya know about tIlat!
Wen, that's it. Art. He's some
tough baby when it comes Is
keepin' . strange hold on the
dough, he is. why. Art, "a
couldn't git nickel outa that ktts-
il "a had him tied up with rope
an used chloroform!
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-03

Creomulsion is new medical
discovery with twofold action: it
soothes and heals the infIamed
membranes and kills the germ. Z
OF all known drugs, Creosote Is
recognized by the medical frater-
nifty as the greatest healing agency
for the treatment of chronic coughs
and colds and other forms OF throat
and lung troubles. Creomulsion con-
tains, in addition to creosote, other
healing elements which sOothe ana
heal the inflamed membrane ana
stop the irritation and infIamma-
ton while the creosote goes on to
the stomach, is absorbed. into the
blood. attacks the seat OF the
trouble and destroys the germs
that lead to consumption.
Creomulsion is guaranteed salts.
factory in the treatment OF chronic
coughs and colds, bronchial asth-
ma, catarrhal bronchitis and other
forms of throat and lung diseases,
and is excellent for building up the
system after colds or the. nlE.e
Money refunded If any cough or
cold, no matter OF how long stand
ing, is not relieved after taking
according to directions. Ask your
druggist Creomulsion CO., Atlanta
Ga
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-03
FREED FROM THE
PHYSIc HARIT
MiIks Emulsion ended her
trouble. Eats Anything now.

81 had stomach trouble and con-
stipation very bad for q long time.
Tried everything, but kept getting
worse. could hardly eat anything
and had to take a .physic every
day have to support myself
and two children. yet I couldn't
work.
The first bottle of Milks Enlul-
sion did wonders for me, and I
have continued its use until now
feel fine and can work every day.
I have q good appetite, my storr1-
ach trouble has left me and my
habits are as regular as clock
work" - Mrs. Mary Widner, 1O3
8. Court St., Sioux City, Iowa.
Mrs Wtdner found out what all
sufferers should know-that pills,
salts and physics do not end consti-
patton, but usually make itworse
Milks Emulsion restores healthy,
natural bowel action doing away
with all need Of pills and physics.
It promotes appetite and quickly
puts the digestive organs in shape
TO assimiIats food, and thus build
flesh and strength.
It is powerful aid in resisting
and repairing the effects of
wasting diseases. Chronic stomach
trouble is promptly relieved.
This is the only solid emulsion
made, and 50 palatable that 1t is
eaten with a spoon like ice cream.
Wonderful for weak, sickly chill
dren. ssS
No matter how severe your case.
you are urged to try Milks Emul-
sion under this guarantee-Takc
six bottles home with you, use it
according to directions and if not
satisfied with the results, your
money will be promptly refunded.
Price SEC and $1.20 per bottle.
The Milks Emulsion Co., Terre
Haute, Ind. Sold. by druggists
OveryWhere.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-03

Railroad Conductor "A hard.
boiled person, with an eye like an
eagle and a memory like a adding
machine, who punches the tickets
ofspassengefs who pay their fares
and, the noses OF those who do not.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-03

House Rarty-A form Of social
entertainment noted for promoting
engagements and divorces. The
first one was given by Noah in
2s4s B. g.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-03

Absolute Impartiality-The belle
OF the neighborhood going to the
movies with two of her suitors
and holding hands with both.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-03

Profiteer The friend who gets
you q quart Of whisley from I
bootlegger ana adds a couple Of
dollars to the price as a commits
sion for himself.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-03

Dress Shirt-A piece of white
board designed after the old-fash-
toned coat of mail. Supposed to
have. been invented by maniac
In the year 1880.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-03

ADVERTISEMENT.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-03

Scientific Collaboration - T W o
brothers inveigling a stranger into
playing stud poker.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-03
WEBSTER TO
DATE

Reading Between the Lines-A
Latin student translating the daily
assignment by referring to the
notes which have been scrio-
bled in the textbook.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-03
THE
COUGH OR COLD
THAT HANGS ON.
A DVERTISEhFENT.

Chronic Coughs and Persist
ent Colds Lead to Serious
Lung Trouble. You Can.
! Stop Them Now With Cree.
mulsion, an Emulsiied
CreOsOte That Is Pleasant
to Take.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-03
Economical.

wiliy-I have a hard time keep
ing my wife in clothes.
NiIly-She buys lot Of new
gowns, Ell?
willy-No. she's bathing
beauty In the movies.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-08-28
WEAKNESS IN
WHEAT MART
Liyerpcol and Buen0s Aires
Reports Are Bearish

Chicago, Aug. 28.--Weakness IN
the market at Liverpool was reflect
ed on this side Of the Atlantic and
wheat here today took downward
swing during the early dealings.
Bears were further encouraged by
report from Buenos Aires predicting
more favorable outlook for q sub
stantial crop in the Argentine be-
cause of the recent heavy rains IN
needed sections. A decrease in sterl-
ing exchange also was a weakening
factor. Trading was light at the
start with commission houses the
principal sellers. Opening prices
which ranged from IA to "a cents
lower with Dec. SLOT to $1.O7 IA and
May S1.121-4 to SLIP 3-s, were fol-
lowed by further decline all
around.
10 lsom oInssaId Iapun seM lrsuM
the day There was some general
selling by commission houses while
the bulk Of buying was on resting
order on the declines. The close was
weak at a ness loss of 7S to 27-S
cents. with December $104 7-8 to
S1.O5, and May $l.1O 5-S to $1.10 "a.