The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-27

OURBW REPORTER

don't no if Nel's got started on the hills for this month
l bet II she thinks am gon to help out on them agen this
mont wien Is all finished up Sattidy mite she is outta luck
sattidys the last Of the month an pay day also an have got
TWO much to do for gettin my Mothers things wich is for church
Tor Easter to ware. | bet my fother will throw fits when he
nose a bout the packages cummin up c o d for nv Mothers
nat an dress for Easter.
Jim dash
My fother pretty near busted ont his sides to the Elks
snow when Mister Al and Mister Henry Quasi sang that song
a bout who tide the can to sum dogs tale. bet the doc dident
laf jess the same.
Jim dash
The cheef told me incident write nothin a bout the Elks
dons now because its two late an that thing Mister Earl Boves
which is Judge sed a bout holdn Miss Devers hand WIS a Joke
she dldent tell him he Good hold her hand dancin she told him
to keep off from her feet. He only dances with wum foot the
cheef sed so that's why she sed it | CESS.
Jim dash
Sum lady went to Mister Jess Gowen an told him she
wanted a ~packidge of medsn cummin by male an so he gave her
blank to hl out her complaint and she put down indigest-
shun.
jim dash
Esther Swanson sang September morn in the Eks doinsl
my fother sed. My Mother sed she hoped it wussent a cold
September morn. My Mother diddent go because she had a
sore throte an diddent want to laff she sed.
Jim dash
Dora Stevens wus up to Nampa an Frances also to see the
sites an visltin an gettin sum good eats for the week end. The
week ends Sattidy mite an Sunday. Nell she sed sum peoples
week ends is thare heads an Mister Gibbons sed rite you are.
jim dash
Mister George jackson an Mrs Jackson had sumbuddy up
to thare house for the week end also witch wus sum girl wich
is %relashuns to them witch lives in Middleton. Her names Ro-
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don't matter much ennyhow the cheef sed because if they don't
like it they can change it e%nnyhow. If you want to make Nell
Wilson mad all you got to do is call her Nellie. The cheef sed
wun time it wood be better to call her Nellie because if YOU
call her Nell out loud sum time sum people goin by mite think
you are swarm.
Jim dash
Mister Jess Gowens gittin the Atlanta paper now so he
can see whats goin to be dom when he goes to Atlanta for the
Kiwanis club next May. He shode me sum fine pitchers in the
Sunday Georgia witch is the Atlanta paper an he sed he thinks
from what he can see hes goin to have the time of his life. /
he will go to the convenshun also.
jim dash
My fothers got a dandy new suite comm up Satiddy mite
Mister Alexanders. My Mother don't no a bout it an he
me not to tell her so | wont because shes got a April fool
for him also. My Mother gave my fother a pare of corsets for
his Christmas an he gave her a box of cigars. They do that
evry Christmas cause that's the only way my fother can
get good cigars. The kind witch people give you when they have
got a new baby is jess like what your wife gives you he sed
wun time.
Margaret Hare had a party but the cheef sed its too late
for this week. | don't care only my Mother nose her fine an she
me to put in sumthin a bout Margarets party so that's
1t WIS nothin but girls e%nnyhow.
jim dash
Mister Dukes went to Missouri for biznes an plesur but
my fother sed he don't see how e~nnybuddy can have eny plesur
in Missouri. That's ware myMother wus horned.
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