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SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-06-02

SH0Ay NAOAA JSAA ~ wv csVs - \
vsak jednoduchou v6c provesti
byva nekdy nadmiru nesnad-
no. Kdyby $ podobnym pfa-
MIN prisla k rodicim, jiste by
je co nejurciteji zamitli - po
kladali by je "a nesetrne a me-
pratelske vystupovani proti
Halaburdovi, ktere by prisne
odsoudili, kdyz uz dnesni, jen
ponekud zdrzenlive chovani kl
nemu vzbudilo jejich nelibost. |
Neslo by Jim ma rozum, kdyz
mohla prve prebyvati pod jed
nou strechou Kacerem, proc
by il tady jeho desetkrat hod-
nejsi nastupce mel byti ne
who'd. Ale v jejich ocich byl
to naramny rozdil. o Kacerovi
nemohlo nikomu ami ma mysl
vstoupiti, ze by mohl byt je-
jim napadnikem. S Halabur-
dem bylo docela jinak; ten k
tomu byl mnohem vice podo-
ben, toho uz il davali drive,
nez jej OXEN spatrila, ten by
81 snadno mohl ma nj mysliti.
Skutecne, mohl by Sc ucha-
yeti 0 jeji naklonnost Ultra
by jiz mohl uciniti zacatek!
A bude-li Sc ona k nemu tax
pratelsky a pfivetive chovati,
jak toho matka vyzaduje, mu-
ze 81 on kazdou zdvorilost, ka-
zde vlidne slovo jeji vyklada
ii "a dakaz jeji srdecne pfl-
zne.
Toho teprve dopustiti ne
smela Ale jak tomu mohla "a
braniti? Jeden prostredek by
sc k tomu dobre hodil, kdyby
mu totiz zahy dala ma vedomi,
ze srdce jeji patri uz jinemu,
a ten ze dostane jeff ruku.
Ale - kdyby k tomu mela
Will a. odhodlanost - zdaz by
to mohla rici? Bylo-liz tomu
skutecne tax?
Tu Sc do iejiho premitani k
jednomu mladencia 5pfidruzil
druhy, k ucitelskemu myslive-
cky a v kratke chvili opano-
val vsechny jeji myslenky.
| vi.
v minulem podzimku, kdyz
uz Sc blizil advent, Ruzena jed
nou 0 ned6lni velke jako oby-
cejne stala ma karu vedle var
han a zpivala pekne solo V ja-
kemsi mistrovskem Credo. -
Kdyz ,byla tato cast hudebni a
zpevni produkce vseobecnym
uspechem dokonana, pan uci-
tel Velat, sede u varhan, chtel
nekolik slov k dceri promluvi-
ii. Obracejic Sc k nemu, zava-
dila OXEN tvar mladlka, KITE
ry Sc tn dnes prvne objevil a
ktereho pred tim jeste nevide-
la. Byl postaven tax, re Sc j
hlava jeho vzadu ukazovala
zrovna vedle otcOvy a svymi
hustymi havranimi slasy vedle
jeho sedin byla tim napadnej-
81. Dve temnych, jiskrnych
zrakuv hledelo z nj ma dlvku
tax uprene, re nejblizsim o
kamziku sklopila oci. Potom Sc
uz ma neznameho nepodivala {
obrativsi sc opet k oltari, pc
celou msi az do konce uz Sc
neohledla.
! Kdyz odchazela z kostela
! neuslo il, ze mezi zastupem Ii
: di jde tesne take mimo cerno
, vlaseho jonaka v myslivec
kych satech, ale vyhnula 81
, mu ocima. Otec il pax sam OF
/ sebe rekl, ze je to pan Emil IL
! beda, novy pfiruci We Smrzo'
ce, jineho panstvi tam pra
We presazeny.
2 Vecer byla pro Kosobudsk'
panstvo Il Komara tanecnl z;
/ bava, posledni tom roce. Pal
5 Lebeda pfisel do nj take a IN
: die bylo patrno, ze rozmnoz
!! pocet dobrych spolecniku t
: necnikn. Proved neiprve pre-,
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1923-06-02
SETNlK HALABURD.
ROMAN z IDYLICKEHO zAKoUTf.
Napsal Vaclav Week.
Napsal Vaclav Week.

~ q I@.a- FHsTl 3 fT
"Je to velmi sporadany MIA
dy muz," dokladala matt, "a
dobrak, ze by no mohl kolem
prstu ovinout. Ale takovy Ease
nekdy byva mnohem citlivejci
a neddtklivejsi nez JIM. Vim,
ze proti nemu mic nemas, chci
jen, abys cd pocatku MIN Ii
la v dobre harmonii."
Dam 81 zalezet... Dobrou
noe, maminko."
S temi slovy polibila Rdzena
|matce ruku. Bylo pfirlis patr-
no, ze 81 preje, ably tim tato
|rozprava byla skoncena. Mat
ka okamzik dobrotive ma nj po
|hlizevsi, privinula il k sobe, a
|vtiskla il ma usta dvoje polibe-
mi. Potom jiz beze slova odesla.
"Co mela ma srdci nejdulezi-
ltejsiho, neprestoupilo pres je-
Iii rty,' pravila 81 v duchu Ri
zena.
Ale take ona neprenesla
pres rty vec podstatnou. Mat
ka mlcela schvalne, ona vsak
nedovedla vysloviti, k cemu v
Itu chvili byla prvni a snad nej
llepsi prilezitost - a to il ted
jako mira tizilo, kdyz Sc v po-
koji rozlozila nocni tina a VII
Ikol mic Sc neozyvalo nez tn a
tam hlasitejsi vydychnuti An
delcino re sna..
| Kdyz Sc byla Ruzena kon-
Gem zimy ubirala z domova,
lbyl tn pomocnik Kacer, pred
mimi kdysi jako dite sedavala
I've skamnach. Kdyz Sc potion
" m6ste dozv6dela, re obdrzel
Ijinde skolu z Rosebud sc po-
istehuje, tn i ona 81 to polibo-
|vala: "Chvala Bohu, ze iednou
Ibude pryc!" A kdyz il pozdeji
IrOdicOye O nOyem pOmOcnikOvj
|psali hojnou chvalu, nebudila
Iv nj pocitu libeho, nybrz zasi-
|vala j do mysli seme zvlastni-
no nepokoje. Seme to drahny
cas- klicilo jen v dkrytu, poca-
10 vsak rychle vyrustati, kdy5
Use mela navratiti do sveho TO.
diste.
4 "Zitra budu Ease jiz donna
spati" pri tomto pomyslen
(proniknul jeji dust jasny, ra.
Il dostny paprsek, na matku, OF
ce, sestru Sc tax uprlmne test
la. Ale "a paprskem v patacf
! |plizil Sc stin: v otcovskem do
me najde noveho cloveka, 1
tim bude spati pod jednou stre
chou! Ten il opravdu tam pre-
kazel, ano byl j tam zivyn
strasidlem. Proc? To by byls
sotva komu dovedla vyjadriti
Ale pravda to byla, skutecna
lnepochybna pravda, kterou M
IpTijemne pocit'ovala v kazd'
krupeii krve.
V6dela, re ten clovek men
lily, re il nechce ubliziti - a
lie rovnez byla proniknuta ne
blahou jistotou, re il bude u
blizeno on ze bude toho pfi
cinou. Arci nebude yina jeh,
: jina, nez-li ze zije dome je
/, jich. rodicu. Az ona Sc ted d
|toho domu vrati, bude uz tin
samym pred svetem zahanbe
Ina, urazena - od te chvlle b1
dou lide 0 nj neprave smysle
i til, bude Sc il diti bolestna kri
= ola a ona sc nebude moci prot
nj zadnym zpdsobem branit
J. ami ozvati.
/ Mnohe jine djvky byly b
: sob6 ma jejim miste ami zdale
> ka tax nepripoustely pomysl
I nj, re budou v jednom dom
| zdstavati pri jednom stol
zasedatf hodnym mladym m
zem, ale v jeji povaze byla t
/ kova panenska uzkostlivos
| podstatnym rysem.
II Donna po samem prichodu
| jim dopadlo vsecko mad ocek
| vani hure. Nejen cd BARGE
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05

Rev. Chas. Philips, of Plains, de-
livered an able message from the Lu-
theran pulpit Sunday morning.
r. W. Stubs, spent last week at
Adams Station looking after business
interests.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. J. Holloway and
family and Mrs. A. j. Pennington,
spent Saturday in Americas the
guests of Prof. and Mrs. D. E. PEN
nington.
Mrs. Lou Holloway, who has
been spending some time at Ander-
Isonville, with her daughter, Mes
danes Jasper Williams and Coma
Peek, came home Sunday,
Luther Wicker and children of
near Montezuma attended services
here at the Lutheran Church.
Mrs. Joe Google and Tom Google of
Oglethorpe spent Thursday here the
guests Of Mrs. Allen, and daughter,
Miss Kate Allen.
Mrs J. ]. Holloway and little son,
Russell, Of near Americas, spent the
weekend here with her parent, Mr..
and Mrs. Seab Kitchens.
Mrs. Sale Wicker, Of near Monte
yuma is visiting relatives here this
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ben Rouse, of Eng
lishville, attended church here Sun
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. R. E. Pennington, of
Pennington were visitors here Sun
day.
Misses Mattisu and Julia Stubs,
George Stubs, and Mrs. Ernest CO.
ker were visitors in Americas Sat-
urday.
Mesrs. Witt and Goodman, stu
dents Of Mercer University, were Wis
itors here Thursday evening.
Mrs. Mary Mcbride, Of Macon, is
visiting relatives here.
Razz Christian, of Richland was a
Sunday visitor here.
MIR. and Mrs. Watson Wicker Wis
tied Prof. and Mrs. Wesley Wicker,
at Greens Mill Saturday.
Dallas Pennington, Of Pennington,
visited relatives here Sunday.
W. J. Pennington, was an Americas
Visitor, Tuesday.
Mr. and Mrs. George Wicker, were
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05
THIRTY YEARS AGO TODAY.
(From the Times-Recorder March
1882

(From the Times-Recorder March 5,
1882
Mr.. w. R. Dorm was in the city
yesterday with four-horse wagon
load Of as fine cabbage and turnips
as ever grew in Georgia soil, which
were raised on his farm in this
county.
Henry Glover, who has held the
position of stenographer at the Of
flee of the Americas Investment
company, left yesterday for Macon
where he has accepted place in one
of the offices of the Central rail
road.
Mr.. j. G. Broadnax, a popular
commercial evangelist of the Tarheel
state, is in the city. If Dame Ru-
NOR is to be credited Americas has
many attractions just now for this
well-known tourist.
The people of Eutaw, little
town in Alabama, got together one
day last week and subscribed ST.
500 on the spot to a cotton factory.
With beginning like that the fac
tory ought certainly to be a go.
When will the people of Americas
hold a meeting of this kind.
Mrs C. j. Sherlock and Mrs. B. h.
Jossey left yesterday for Macon
where they will be guests Of relatives
for several days.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05
TEN YEARS AGO TODAY.
From the Times-Recorder March 5,
1919

/ From the Times-Recorder March 5,
1879
Mr.. Hugh Mize, Of Americas, who
for several years has owned and OPP
Grated an ice factory at Cordele, has,
it is said, disposed of his interests
there to the Atlantic Ice and Coal
Co., which will take over the plant.
Mr. Mize had made a success of the
tCordele enterprise and had built up
a large business there. He will re-
turn to Americas with his family in
a few days to reside.
A real estate sale of more than
usual interest at this time was that
of the Americas baseball park prop
erty, which was purchased of the
owners, the Dudley estate, by Buc-
hanan Grocery company, which
bought the park as an investment
paying the sum of $4,000.
Mr.. K. G. Lewis, who has had ac-
tive management of the plant of the
new Americas Power company, has
been connected with the new enter
prise since the installation of the
plant as expert electrician, has been
succeeded by Mr.. Emory Mathis who
has likewise been connected with the
plant.
Mr.. and Mrs. Victor Gaines are
now at home at the C. w. Lamar
residence on Brown street, lease
of which has been effected.
Mrs. c. V. Huntington and niece,
Mrs. I. H. Giles, of Chicago, former
ly Miss Wyatt, Americas, have re-
turned from a visit to relatives in
Marshallville.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05
USED WASHINGTON FOR
POLITICAL PURPOSES.

Thousands of publications in this
country carried pictures Of and
comments on George Washington
February q, his birthday auniver-
sary. 1t was interesting to observe
that most of these publications
used Washington for political pur-
poses. Those who do not want this
country to mix i'll European af-
fairs, pointed out that Washington
warned against Foreign entangle-
ments." One thing that made
George Washington a great man,
and a trait Of which you hear very
little, was the care he exercised
in money matters. he kept books
on every penny he handled he
was one of the richest mel In
America, and he handled what in
his day was enormous wealth for
other persons. His account books
show an astonishing care in keep
ing accounts, He always had the
figures to show. He knew where
the money came from and where it
went. He didn't handle the "big
deals" and leave the little ones for
others. Painstaking accuracy de-
veloped his practical business
sense.
Keep books on yourself if you
want to emulate the example of
the Father of Our Country.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05
fONEY QUESTION NOT
OFFERING SOME FOLKS.

4 1t seems that from the stories
coming to US from two different
sources, the money question is the
least Of the worries of some folks.
We see from the papers that
living on a Kansas farm IN the
western part Of the state for TWEEN
ty-fve years and rearing a family
. of seven children without having
spent a cent of cash for dry goods
. or groceries is the unusual accomp-
lishment of Mr.. and Mrs. Crissman
who live on a little farm out near
Hays, Kansas. Their youngest
child is now in high school. The
Chrissmans have always paid their
bills by barter, and when prophet
ors Of stores made out their ac-
counts, each time, without excep-
ton, a balance has been found in
favor Of the Crssman family from
the marketing Of poultry, eggs and
dairy products, all done without
having any money in their posses
sion at all.
4 Another case, though somewhat
amusing, comes to us. We did not
know until sometime ago that in
certain sections Of Georgia new
sort Of currency was used, particu-
Early in the backwoods country.
This illustration in the use of
bacllwoods currency was given US
Into the general store Of village
there came one day not very long
ago a diminutive darkey, who laid
UPON the counter single egg and
said: "Boss, my mudder say please
Give a needle. for dis aig." The
storekeeper smiled, why" he said,
.'you get two needles for that egg.
.sNo. boss" continued the darkey'
"my muder don't want no two
needles; she say please giEo me
the change in cheese.
Only as a medium Of exchange
money is Of little use anyway, come
to think about it. Most Of the
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05
OLD DAYS IN AMERICUS

condition was regarded as extereme-
ly serious.
At the close of yesterdays mar
ket, May cotton had dropped from
away above the 10 cents mark down
to 9.76, with the tone weak besides.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIII Green Turpin
and young son, Will Green, Jr., re-
turned yesterday from Macon, where
Mr.. Turpin has been on business.
Mrs. W. F.. Minis and little son,
after delightful visit of a week
to relatives in Atlanta, returned
home yesterday.
The Misses Weeks returned yes
terday from Moultrie where they
spent a day or two with relatives.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05
THE TEST

BY Berton Bra ley.
He's lawfully good to his mother
And good to his family,
But somehow or someway or other,
That doesn't mean much to me.
The record that I'd be seeing
Conveniently compiled,
Is-just how good is he being
To somebody else's mother,
And somebody's else's sister,
And somebody else's child?
The wolf in his cave will cherish
His cubs and his savage mate,
But leave all the rest to perish,
Obvious of their fate;
But a Maxwell, a mans designed to
Be more than a beast that's wild;
And you ask, SIS he fair and kind to,
Say somebody else's mother,
And somebody else's brother,
And somebody elses sister,
And somebody else's child?"
Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Ind
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05
ANTED-SIK
AMEL'S TEETH.

A member Of an oriental secret
rganization in the United States
Pants six camel's teeth, prefer
bly, molars. So he writes to Uncle
am, Salesman-the Department
i Commences bureau of foreign
hd domestic commerce, which acts
5 a go-between in building up
America's foreign trade. The in
airy for camels teeth is forward
d to the United States consul in
>rabia, ard doubtlessly the order
ill be filed.
The head Of an anatomical lab
ratory recently found his business
nperiled by a shortage Of skele-
pms and skulls, He got in touch
nth Uncle Sam, Salesman, and
he bureau put him in touch with
European dealer who was glad
B make shipment
This bureau in Washington,
hich makes connections" for
ur foreign trade, is becoming one
f the most interesting branches
our national government.
1t is handling about 5000 in
uiries a dav. compared with 500
day late in 1921.
These inquiries reveal the wide
cope Of our business dealings with
Their countries. The American
susiness machine has an amazing
umber Of wheels.
An ambitious glass manufacture
appeals to the bureau for as
istance in making glass eyes with
ut German help. az factory,
making popcorn machines, wants
know the best way to introduce
Is product into South America.
Extremes meet. One company
SKIS advice about developing or
ers for their hurlers in South
america. And from Africa
hrewd trader writes for the ad-
lress Of some American who can
manufacture kink eradicators.
The b1rp9U's work is as useful
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05
LESLIE.

Mrs. NJ. F. Carter, Mrs. Julia
Pool and daughter, Miss Theo Pool,
of Cordele, and Mrs. ]. j. Davis, Of
Corele, spent the day Sunday with
Mr.. and Mrs. j. M. Pool.
w. S. Lancaster, of Gray, was a
recent guest of Mr. and Mrs. Floyd
Hines and Kenneth Hines
Ethel Barrow, who is attending
school here, is spending the week
end with her parents, near Ameri-
Gus. F%sS
Misses Carrie Lou Harvey and Car
RE Belle Ferguson, Callie Ratliff and
John Harvey went to Macon Wednes-
day.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05
The One Man Woman
Y RUTH AGNES ABELING copyright servcel
Copyright 1922, NEA Servicel

cottage and ventured to the edge
of the nearby woodland, with Monk
continually padding in her wake.
Kate found in her fathers compan-
ionship the quieting Influence so
much needed by her disturbed soul.
Sometimes they sat silently for
half hours at a time, watching the
play of light and shade on the grass
in front of the cottage. Sometimes
they chatted of Alice, of James
Latham or Hates mother and of the
future.
Ito Be Continuen.)
Copyright, 1928, NEA Service Inc.)
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05

hour earlier than the legal time for
the execution.
When this situation was eX-
planned, a local politician Arose and
remarked that he would, if allowed,
occupy the thirty minute in talking
in behalf of his candidacy for con-
gress.
The condemned man looked at
to the sheriff.
"If it's all the same to you," he
remarked, "I'n waive that thirty
minutes. Hang me right now. Pve
heard that bird before"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05
Events of Cut Off

shoppers in Americas Saturday.
Gene Webb, of Oglethope spent
Sunday morning with James Toler
and Will Raspberry
Miss Eva Bedenburgh, of Albany,
spent last week end with her mother,
Mrs. Lizzie Bedenbaugh.
John Greene and daughter, of Be-
thel spent Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs.
Greene Norris.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05

worlds business nowadays is con-
Quoted by the use of checks. Aft
er all, the farmer is the one who
holds the real situation in his
hands, for if he were eliminated
and not taken into reckoning, the
country would be in a bad fix.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05
TWENTY YEARS AGO TO-DAY.

tFrOm the IlmeS-KecOruef March D,
1903)
The Americas lodge of Elks is max
ing extensive preparation for the
celebration on Tuesday next of it's
first anniversary and viii signalize
the event with a very elegant ban
ouet to which the IIlks, their friends
and prominent visitors will be in
vited.
Mrs. ]. W. Twitty is lying critical
" i'll at her home or Fielder street.
She was taken i'll las. night. and her
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05
T H AGNES ABELING
A Fathers Advice

81 was afraid of something like
that" said Justin, at length.
"And there is something else, !"
Kate added. Games Latham has
asked me to marry him.
Kate added
Silence. Then:
81 was afraid of that" It was
Justins voice. what was yous an
swer?Y
81 have had so much to think of
that I haven't had time to give 10
that. 1t seemed rather selfish to in
iect my own affairs when such ire
mendous things were happening to
folk around me- Kate said.
'But, KATIE the elderly mans
voice was infinitely kind, "affairs Of
the dead can't compare in import
ance with those of the living. The
matters of your own heart, my girl,
are vastly more consequential than
anything else which touches your
life.
'Women, my DEAR" he went on,
care beings of heart motive. And it
is right that they should be SO. Else
what would hold the world from
turning entirely to grosser things?
"The gardener is almost most
proud Of the plant which adds color
to his garden with its bloom. So,
dear, with humanity-and it is from
the hearts of good women that the
human race draws its color, its
beauty and its loveliness.
Don't underyalue eminent,
Katie. When the whole, natural
world is alive with, color and beauty
which inspire, isn't it pretty sure
sign that the All-Wise knew people
needed it to keep their lives from
becoming hum-drum, heavy with
routine.
o-child-don't slight the is
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05

Washington man has invented
an auto with four legs like a
horse. Isn't it a shame the way
booze is sold in our capital
Pickle association says pickles
make people beautiful. Just the
same, getting into one doesn't.
Astronomers are puzzling over
meteor seen from San Bernadion,
Cal, so We suggest it was merely
a movie star all lit up.
A young lady tells us after her
husband has worn a suit twice it
looks as old as King Tut's suit.
No home is complete without a
few highbrow books around to
make people think you read them.
After trying to paint the town
red a man is usually blue,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05
CAPITOL
* 441 JOKE. 8
%hTal.~ sF+ao>-.A
BY JOHN E. RANKIN
U. S. Representative From Mississippi
First District

N Il CERTAIN COWli
here was to be a
hanging.
The scaffold had
been prepared, the
prisoner was ready
and the sheriff was
just about to adjust
the moose and put
the black cap over
the mans head when
it was discovered
that the officers
watch was wrong
L1E
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05
A THOUGHT

Ye Judge after the flesh; I
Judge no man.-John SIS.
How are we justly to determine,
2 a world where there are no in
4ocent ones to judge the guilty?
Mime. de GeHlis.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05

sues of your heart. AS or James
Latham, trust TO your own self 10
know whether or not you can safely
make him a part of your life"
So, all day, while Dorothy played
about in the yard around the little
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05

This Easter you will not see any
women sitting at home in their
new hats listening to radio SER
mons.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05

Seven tax collectors were shot
in Siberia, showing that even the
worst of countries has its pleas
ures.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05

Some people will even stand out
in the snow in bathing suits to get
their pictures in the paper.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05

Eight congressman are threat
ening to tour the United States.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05

You can't beat Henry Ford. He
makes flivvers and then buys rail
roads so he can build more cross
ings.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05
Tom Sims
Says:

You can't beat Henry Ford. He
makes flivvers and then buys rail-
roads so he can build more cross
ings.
Eight congressman are threat
ening to tour the United States.
This Easter you will not see any
women sitting at home in their
new hats listening to radio SER
mons.
Seven tax collectors were shot
in Siberia, showing that even the
worst of countries has its pleas
ures.
Some people will even stand out
in the snow in bathing suits to get
their pictures in the paper.
European countries are paying
men big wages just to sit around
and think up excuses for wars.
Financial writer says lower tax
es are not in sight, agreeing with
US that all taxes are out of sight.
Roar Of Niagara Falls has been
broadcast by radio, but broadcast
ing chicken frying would be bet
ter.
A man who ran away from the
nice, warm steam-heated Wiscon-
sin insane asylum was crazy.
The Seattle wife asking divorce
because hubby cut her hair proba-
bly, alleges barberous treatment.
A rich man in Alabama who may
| tHIllh IL IL HeISuIldIy mas adopted
the family of late moonshiner.
German artist says his people
are shaving their whiskers, but it
may be they were worn off facing
F.! so many crises.
st. Petersburg, Fla, held a
horseshoe pitching tournament,
which no doubt boosted chewing to-
bacco sales.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05

European countries are paying
men big wages just to sit around
and think up excuses for wars.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-03-05

st. Petersburg, Fla, held a
horseshoe pitching tournament,
which no doubt boosted chewing to-
bacco sales.