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Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-07-21
Plum
. PHILOSOPHY
By Uncle bud.
By Uncle bud.

Census returns show that the
Indians are increasing in num-
bers. Now get set for a com
paign against the red peril"
Hot weather makes the corn
grow. And it has been known to
greatly increase ones vocabu-
larry.
If Ford is elected president he
won't be the first one that "fliv-
vered" into the job.
The ladies' dresses have come
down-not in price but in length
What we need today" said
the young beau, as he de-powdered
his coat, lis a complexion that
won't come off"
There is one consolation the
skinny person has. He can eat
all he wants, whatever he wants,
whenever he wants without keep
ing an eye on his belt line.
Near beer is like a dead mule.
1t lacks the kick"
The tramp printer appears to be
a thing of the past. But there
are still lots of bum" ones.
Did you ever notice that the
woman who knows the most
about how to raise child usually
showers her "motherly" attentions
on a snubby-nosed dog.
Polite fiction; "Sure you can
borrow my lawn mower; help your
self whenever you want it."
It's poor printer that can't
make good impression.
CAllouses mean nothing. TIE
village loafer has a big crop-but
not on his hands.
Mamma" said the little Miss
who had just returned from Sunday
School, did you ever see a cross
eyed bear" Gracious alive, nc"
answered the mother, what put
such an idea into your head. !"
"Well, we sang about him in Sunday
School today and the little girl
turned to a song and pointed out the
line, "The consecrated cross I'd
bear"
You can't make a silk purse out
of sow's ear" says the old proverb.
No. and you couldn't make one out
of the whole dern hog at the price
it brings on the market today.
An eastern editor makes the
statement that ninety per cent of
the women are bow-legged. Your
uncle don't believe it, but he is
willing to be shown.
"And now" said the Sunday
School superintendent, I'VE will
have the treat of the evening.
Miss Jones will sing Put Me In
My Little Bed accompanied by
the minister"
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Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-07-21

An eastern editor makes the
statement that ninety per cent of
the women are bow-legged. Your
uncle don't believe it, but he is
willing to be shown.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-07-21

you can't make a silk purse out
of a sow's ear" says the old proverb.
No, and you couldn't make one out
of the whole dern hog at the price
it brings on the market today.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-07-21

"And now" said the Sunday
School superintendent, I'VE will
have the treat of the evening.
Miss Jones will sing Put Me In
My Little Bed accompanied by
the minister"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-07-21

Clothes may not make the man
tut they frequently "break" him.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-07-21

Census returns show that the
Indians are increasing in num-
bers. Now get set for a com
paign against the red peril"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-07-21

CAllouses mean nothing The
village loafer has a big crop-but
not on his hands.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-07-21

If Ford is elected president he
won't be the first one that "fliv-
vered" into the job.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-07-21

The ladies' dresses have come
down-not in price but in length.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-07-21

Hot weather makes the corn
grow. And it has been known to
greatly increase ones vocabu-
larry.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-07-21

Polite fiction: "Sure you can
borrow my lawn mower; help your
self whenever you want it"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-07-21
CHAUTAUQUA begins July 80.

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Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-07-21

What we need today" said
the young beau, as he de-powdered
his coat, sis a complexion that
won't come off"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-07-21

It's poor printer that can't
make a good impression.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-07-21

Trouble with sleeping late on Sun
day is you have hard time getting
hungry again for dinner.
Evening star., 1923-10-10
Fables, Topics of the Day and the
Pathe News complete the program,
CosMos-Earl Cayanaugh.

Whites Scandals" will recall Earl
Cavanaugh. He will head a rather
fine bill OF vaudeville at the Cosmos
Theater next week in Married
numbers and a fine supporting cast
1t is considered a corker for the Cos
mos. But Earl Is not the lone star.
The Chung Wha Trio, who are said
to be China's only exponents of har-
mony and fun. including E. A. Don
Sang, J. All Chung and H. *. LANG.
will share the stellar honors of the
bill, and close behind them will come
the famous "Loney" Haskell. prince
of extemporaneous humorists, with
his wonderful talking dog.
Burke. in "A Modern Romeo" a
travesty in song, dances and patter,
with Hal Devine at the piano; ALI
Grant and Marie Deyo, the whirlwind
entertainers, in lightning dialogue,
and Zemater and Smith, Flying Min
strels," in an Offering of grace and
daring.
An extraordinary photopiay attrac-
tion for the week will be Paramount's
new Madge Kennedy comedy, The
shown in Washington for the first
time. 1t is chiefly love story, but
with the most exquisite settings and
some of the most unusual water
scenes ever thrown upon the screen.
Vincent Coleman. Dore Davidson and
portant roles in support of little
Madge Kennedy, who Will appear as
April Blair, a little slavey in a home
for artistic failures. The story is
novel. very amusing and quite in
keeping with her standard.
This bill will be presented for the
first time at the matinee next Monday
afternoon.
Evening star., 1923-10-10

4 4
ta,eNar roles are played by Jack
IA oxie and Mary Phiibir, viii be pre-
A1ted at Crandalrs Theater the first
TIA zee days of next week. beginning
81 day afternoon. In this fast-action
SUI iect 10 unfolded the tale of a milk
canS juggler Snd a waitress who in
herik half of a western ranch each,
1t b h ug the same ranch In the west
the 10 reman of the outfit has designs
on thu property himself and plans a,
renais q ince of the wild and woolly
days Ia at Is calculated to scare the
tender.A ct pink. But John Harley
was a a me lad and turned the tables
on his iH,rseeutors. The comedy fea-
ture of hhe bill will be Ben Turpins
travesty, = Where Is My Wandering
Boy This 4. Evening"
For We d nesday and Thursday. Red
Lights" a. screen adaptation of the
stage play, of mystery. will be the
major attra 'tion, with ohnny Walker,
Marie Prev,n st and Alice Lake in the
pivotal roles
Buster Kea ton will succeed to the
stellar posit N'n on the bill the last
two days Off the week in his first
full feature myth comedy, Three
Ages" said to be the most laughable
subject in which the solemn fun
maker ever ha . been seen. The title
is derived froM the fact that the
story traces a arallel love tales
through the st,si'e age. Roman era
and the present time. Buster is sup
ported in this by N argaret Leahy and
wallace Beery. -
Evening star., 1923-10-10
KEITH'S-"Dance Madness" F"

Presenting their fourth annual re-
vue. Dance Madness" Hackett and
Delmar pop right into first place on
Eext weeks bill at Keith's. Their
latest production is fresh and fra
grant, melodic and pulchritudfnous,
the latter embracing Madeline Lane,
Jean Carroll. Irene Griffith. Margie
Hallick. Mildred Anders. Helen War
rem. Alice. Mace, Florence Barry,
Kathryn Smith and Lou Winthrop
and Harry Drake. Jeanette Hackett
and Harry Delmar lead the parade.
Mr.. Dclmar conceived. and staged
the piece.
Wee" Georgia Wood provides the
added feature of the coming bill.
Georgie is making his American
debut in a boyhood episode, called
Thicker Than Water" He offers
series of sketches of English kid"
life, assisted by Dolly Harmer and
Tom Blackjack.
Third spot goes to Julius Tannen.
the whirlwind talker. Julius speaks
the public mind" and discusses the
affairs OF the world in great fash
ion. Charlotte Lansing. the prima
DONNA promises special cycle of
songs by Harry Delf. Myrrha Alham-
bra is her chief support at the piano.
Charles O'Donnell and Ethel Blair
will be hack in their effervescent ef
fort, The Piano Tuner" Carl Tracy
ard Stella Mcbride follow. Then
come Rome and Dunn-Bert and
Henry--in Harmony as You Like It."
And the program will be concluded
by Valentine and Bell, the famous
furniture movers.
Regular Keith features. Aasop's
Evening star., 1923-10-10
ADJUSTMENTS
BELAsC0-New York Theatel
= .f5uild

An event of unusual interest in the
budding theatrical season Is the ar
rival In Washington, at the Shubert-
Belasco Theater, next week of the
New York Theater Guild Repertory
Company, presenting three >estab.
liShed successes.
Monday and Tuesday evenings the
offering will be the comedy, He Who
Gets Slapped" by Leonid Andeyey.
At the Wednesday matinee and We'd
nesday and Thursday nights the play
will be George Bernard Shaw's The
Devils Disciple" Friday and Satur-
day evenings and at the Saturday
matinee the company will present
Peer Gynt," by Henrik Ibsen.
These productions will be presented
TO Washington in the same manner
as presented in New York. Among
the players Of fifty of the Theater
Guild are Basil Sydney. G. H. Crocker-
King. Herman Lieb. Stanley Hughes
Arthur Hughes. Stanley Wood, Zita
Johann, Florence Aur and Jane
Miller Washington will incidentally
be the first city to see Peer Gynt"
on tour.
For the Washington engagement a
list of patronesses including the lead
ers in the social and official life of
the city will sponsor the engagement.
1t is interesting to note that in every
one of the ten cities which the The
ater Guild will visit the company will
have the cooperation and support of
universities. colleges. schools and
clubs to encourage serious effort.
Evening star., 1923-10-10
NATI0NAL-Paul Kochanski.

Paul Kochanski. the Polish violin
ist. will be presented for the sixth
time in Washington at the National
Theater tomorrow afternoon at 4:30
o'clock. This recital will open the
ninth sea son of the Star Concert Sc
ries. presented by T. Arthur Smith,
Inc.
Kochanski began to play the violin
when a child. and at nine was known
as child prodigy and gave his first
concert in Warsaw. At fifteen he
studied with the noted Cesar Thorn
son. and at eighteen took first prize
at the Brussels Conservatory. He be-
came professor in the Petersburg
Conservatory as the successor to the
great Auer.
Tomorrow afternoon Kochanski
will play the following program:
Concerto in d minor" (TartinD, Pre-
aludium in + major" (Bachl. Noe
turne. Op. &c. No. H. and "Mazurka.
Op. g, No 81 Chopin; "Vocalise"
(Rachmaninoff): "Tota Aragonesa"
(Sarasate); Hymn to the SUM-. Grim
sky -Korsakow), "Valsa in major"
(Brahms), and "Campanella" (Paga-
mind. Emanuel Bay will be at the
piano.
Evening star., 1923-10-10
STRAND-Charles F. Strickland
e. Co,

Jazzy music. peppy songs and comedy
will rule the bill arranged for presenta-
tion at the Strand Theater for the week
beginning Sunday next.
Charles F. Strickland and his enter
tanners. a seXtet of musicians and
songsters, in a conglomeration of syn
copation, will headline the vaudeville
portion of the program. Others appear
ing include the Donald Sisters, lady
gymnasts; Kennedy and Kramer. in
Dancing Items; Eddie Barto and Flo
Clark. presenting vaudeville's latest
oddity, Columbia and Victor" and the
team of, Monte and Lyons. giving char
acter bits of harmony, music and
hunor in "A Letter From Italy"
GeletC Burgess wrote THE White
Cat" and Universal is said to have
made screen classic in their produc-
tion of the story. under the title of THE
Untamab,e," which will be the photo
play Offering for the week.
The story concerns a young girl with
dual personality. the one, sweet and
loving, and the other mean, human
wildcat who destroys everything within
her reach. Gladys Walton appears in
the dual role, supported by Malcolm Nc
Gregor, Eta Lee and John Sainpolis.
i Short film features and special or
chestral numbers arranged by Director
Arthur j. Manyille will complete the
bill.
Evening star., 1923-10-10
Moore in
."The Huntress.

Colleen Moore will be the picture
star at the Ambassador Theater, the
first two days of next week, Begin
ming Sunday afternoon at 8 o'clock. in
THE Huntress. The added offering
will be THE Gown SHOP" with Larry
Semon. master buffDn. The concert
overture for the early week will be
a fantasia of airs from Victor Her.
bert's Indian opera. -Natoma," play
ed by the Ambassador Grand Orches-
ira, Bailey +. Alart. conductor.
Tuesday and Wednesday, George
Ariiss and Alice Joyce will be the
pictured stars in Goldwyn's picturiza-
tion of Mr.. Arliss' stage success, The
Green Goddess. an interesting and
well done camera drama Abbreviat-
ed camera subjects and a symphonic
arrangement of favorite songs from
light operas. Master Melodies" for
the orchestra will complete the bill.
Thursday and Friday, Temporary
Marriage" will be the chief feature.
This also will be augmented by short
films and the "Semiramide'' overture,
by Rossini, and will be followed Sat
urday by Earle Williams and Bar
bara La MARI in Metros production of
The Eternal Struggle" a drama of
many moving climaxes and wonderful
natural settings.
Evening star., 1923-10-10
SHUBERT.GARRICK - "Stead-
fast"

"Steadfast" at the Shubert-Garrick
Theater next week, presented by the
George H. Brennan Company, is the
first effort of two unknown authors.
The central figure. that of pros
porous divine happily married and
with a family. members of which are
about starting on their careers, is
suddenly confronted with a grave
crisis. is the central figure of this
play. The title of the play indicates
"a phase of his qualities.
Frank McGlynn. who plays the
leading role, is well remembered here
by his electric success in the role of
Abraham Lincoln in the John DRINK
water play of that name. Upon Mr..
McGlynns shoulders rested the tri-
umph of this play in America. In
"Steadfast" he is said to have a role
of equal interest, power and pathos.
The story has for it's conflict the
:truggle between the old conservat tism
and the new ideas of ardent youth.
In support of Mr.. McGlynn will be
Leona Hogarth, Lulu May Hubbard,
Henry Mortimer, Rexford Kendrick,
Robert Conness. Billie Pearce, Marie
Louise Walker and others. The play
has been staged by Iden Payne.
Evening star., 1923-10-10
PALACE" strangers
Night"

At the Palace for the week beginning
Sunday afternoon. the featured attrac-
tion will be strangers of the Night"
the Fred Niblo perturbation of Walter
Hacketts Captain Applejack," the
famous stage success. Niblo has cast
the screen version of the play with
Enid Bennett, Matt Moore. Barbara La
Mari. Robert McKim and many others
to interpret the story, fascinating and
haunting.
Captain Applejack,'' the basis for
this production, Is regarded as most
picturesque stage success. 1t enjoyed
a record breaking run in London under
the title of Ambrose Applejohn's Ad-
venture" and later was in New York
for more than a year.
The story of Strangers of the Night"
revolves about one Ambrose Applejohn,
a typical. prosaic Englishman. who
has reached the milestone in life when
he feels called upon to go hunting for
adventure. He has just about con-
cluded that nothing ever does happen
and nothing eyer will. Then. of a sud
den, adventure" taps him on the shoul-
der. He who thought life was no long
or worth the living is suddenly pro-
jected in a maze of affairs that con-
Germ pirate treasure, sinuous adven-
turesses and ghostly galleons. ringing
with the clang of sabers and cutlasses.
Evening star., 1923-10-10

mind as to the man she wishes to
marry. proceeds to kfdnap him, set
him up In business and then con-
vince him that his views of their re-
lations are entirely wrong.
The action of "The Huntress". takes
place for the greater part in the
open in section of the west that is
said to be magnificently picturesque.
The supporting cast Is led by Lloyd
Hughes, in the role of the youthful
scion of a wealthy house, which he
deserts in order to have a voice in his
future. When Bella, the Indian maid,
meets him he Is a lowly menial In
the camp of band of cutthroats. 1t
Is from this unhappy situation that
she kidnaps him. Others in the cast
are Russell Simpson. Walter Long
Charles e. Anderson. Snitz Edwards
Helen Raymond and Lila Leslie.
The companion offering for the
week will be Larry Semon's latest
two-reel comedy, The Gown Shop"
A new issue of the Metropolitan
World Survey also will be shown and
the bill will be rounded out by Listz's
Second Hungarian Rhapsody"
Evening star., 1923-10-10
RIALTO-"Slave of Desire. -

A great literary classic from the
pen of Honore de Balzac has been
modernized and will be seen on the
screen at Moore's Rialto Theater for
the week beginning Sunday next. 1t
is "Slave of Desire" from Balzac's
The Magic Skin," a compelling dra-
matte novel, which brings out the
theme that one pays for what one OBJ
tains'
The picture is Goldwyn-Cosmo-
politan production. George Walsh
plays the part Of Raphael Valentin,
young Partisan poet and dreamer.
about whom the story centers.
Tne appealing Bessie Love has one
of the best emotional roles of her
career as Pauline. his sweetheart.
while Carmel Myers makes a violent
entry into the ranks of screen vamps
as the alluring Countess Fedora, who
has all the men of Paris at her feet.
Other players include Wally Van.
Eulalie Jensen. Edward Connolly,
William Orlamond and Nicholas de
Ruiz
Subsidiary film features will include
another of those Our Gang" comedies
and the Fox News.
Among che musical offerings ar
ranged by Director George Wild is a
cello solo by Richard Lorleberg, the
selections including "Tarantelle," by
Pepper, and Rimsky- -Korsakow's "A
Song of India"
Evening star., 1923-10-10
CENTRAL-Kenneth Harlan and
Eileen Percy in EAST Sire, West
Sideo

Kenneth Harlan, Eileen Percy and
Wany Van are the principal players
in irving Cummings production of
East Side, West Side." to be shown
as foremost feature of the bill at the
Central Theater the first four days Of
next week. beginning Sunday after
noon at 3 O'clock In this fast NOV
ing drama; of modern metropolitan
life. young man of wealth and social
standing marries beneath his station
so 1t seems. The girl, however, is
OF such character as. to refute the
customary notion that this step is
fatal. The companion attraction will
be the third installment in the Flight
ing Blood series, by H. C. witwer,
with George O'Hara in the stellar
role.
Beginning Thursday and remaining
tho chief offering throughout the
balance of the week. will be shown
Katherine Macdonald in ''The Scar
Evening star., 1923-10-10

let.Eily.p in which she is supported by
Stuart Holmes, the screens most pol
ished villain. In this subject 1t is
made Clear ip what manner malicious
gossip without foundation in fact may
blast the life OF a beautiful and in
nocent young woman. The comedy
for the week end will be "Skylarking."
The Fighting Blood" pictures. be-
ginning Sunday. will resume their
former status as a semimonthly fea-
ture
Evening star., 1923-10-10
Apollo.

Sunday and Monday. Sinclair Lewis
Main Street." and Aesop Fable, "The
Cats Whiskers"; Tuesday and We'd
nesday, Gloria Swanson, in "Blue-
boards Eighth Wife," and Paul Par
rott, in mo Pets; Thursday, Mary
Carr and Faire Binney. in Loyal
Lives" and Harry Pollord. in Cali
fornia or Bust; Friday, Red
Lights" and George O'Hara, in
Fighting Blood" round @; Saturday,
Hoot Gibson. in "Blinky," and Lee
Moran In "The BuSher"
Evening star., 1923-10-10
Photoplays.
METROPOLITAN-Colleen Moore
and Lloyd Hughes in "The
Huntress." !"

'HPhe Huntress." with Colleen
Moore, will be the principal attrac
tion at the Metropolitan Theater next
week, beginning Sunday afternoon at
8 o'clock. The central character is a
girl reared in the open as member of
a tribe of Indians and who turns out
to be white and very definite in her
notions of how her future life is to
be ordered. The plot follows a trend
that is new to the screen. in that the
supposed Indian girl makes up her
Evening star., 1923-10-10
NATIONAL-Mme. Schumann-
Heink.

Nine Schumann-H Heink. the world
renowned contralto, will appear as
the second artist in the Star concert
series at the National Theater Thurs
day afternoon, October Is. under the
management of T. Arthur Smith, Inc.
Evening star., 1923-10-10
PRESIDENT-"The Mod Honey
moon"

Probably; the first of the new vint-
age of plays produced in New York
this season and available to stock
companies is the arce-melodrama
success 1.-THE Mad Honeymoon
which has been secured by Manager
Airing Alcine of the President Play
ers. for presentation at the Presi-
dent Theater next week.
The play, written by Barry Con-
ners, was produced by William a.
Brady in New York. 1t lends itself
admirably for stock presentation. for
it has number of roles that will
give John Litel. Miss Edith King and
Adrian Morgan opportunities. The
other members of the company, MISS
Agnes Grant, Leo Lindhard. Miss
Helen Travers, Gustave Bowman and
the rest. will be cast in the less
important roles.
Evening star., 1923-10-10
C0LUMBIA-Pola Negri in "The
Cheat"

The Columbia management an
nounces that Pola Negri, in her latest
George Fitzmaurice production, The
Cheat" will remain at the Columbia
for second week, beginning with
Sundays matinee.
THE Cheat as Hector Turnbull
conceived it. relates the strange mari
tai adventures of Carmelita de Cor
doba, her entanglements with schsnl-
ing East Indian prince, and the
strange hand played by fate and cir
cumstanoeS..
Evening star., 1923-10-10
Arcade.

A carnival dance will be held at
the Arcade tomorrow evening. A spe-
cial musical program by an augment
ed orchestra and souvenirs for the
dancers and spectators have been an
nounced.
Evening star., 1923-10-10
NATIONAL-'Little Nellie Kelly.

The engagement at the National
Theater next week. commencing sun
day night. will be George NJ. Cohan's
latest musical play-"Little Nellie
Kelly" which ran in New York for
nine months. 1t was produced in
London last summer by Mr.. Cohan, in
and was an instantaneous hit, and is
still running,
The cast is a large one, with Eliz..
abeth Helms in the title role-that OF
the police captains daughter-and
Charles King as her boyish sweet
heart, Jerry. Others in the cast are
Georgia Caine, Arthur DEACON, Marion
Saki. Robert Pitkin. Barrett Green
wood. Edna Whistler, Harold Wizard,
Frank Otto, Joseph Niemeyer, Mer-
Ger Templeton and Dorothy Newell.
Evening star., 1923-10-10
Avenue Grand.

Sunday and Monday. Buster Keaton,
in Three Ages" and Ned Sparks
snd Harry Tighe. In Easter Bor-
Evening star., 1923-10-10

nets; Tuesday and Wednesday Mary
Philbin and Norman Kerry, in Merry
Go Round" and Aesop's Fables, 'sThe q
cats Whiskers''; Thursday and Fri
lContinued on Twenty ninth Page1
Evening star., 1923-10-10
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