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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-28
ROYALTY AND LABOR

To Lady Astor Is given the credit
for having arranged the first DIN
ner at which leading members OF
the Labor praty were among the
guests who sat down with the KING.
and Queen. If she had not been
the hostess of the occasion there
can be no doubt that soon some
ether hostess would have done the
honOrs. A social meeting between
the King and the men who may
some day form a Government was
inevitable, under 50 democratic
and constitutional monarch as
King George. The labor leaders IN
England are not less civilized than
ether people. and II some OF the
published witticiSms of Lady AStor
concerning their attire are cor
rectly reported. Lady Astor kne"
less about them than might nave
been supposed More than twenty
years ago Kerr Hardie created
sensation by appearing in the
House with cloth cap, but the
Labor movement cannot be respon-
sible for the posing or frcakishnesS
of individuals it may send to Par
lament 1t is no longer wholly a
trades movement but aims at at
tracing the intcllcctualS. At the
last election it had so prominent a
man as III G.. Wells as candidate.
If and when Il Labor Govern
ment is formed in Great Britain
there is reason to believe that it's
members will not be more UNI
couth than members OF other gov
| ernments no matter what drastic
| changes it may bring about. They
would be sure to resent boorl3h'
ness of behavior on the part CT
| their representatives. They know
that ON the part of King George
| the representatives OF Labor or III
any other party would meet with
nothing but friendliness. A Labor
| government would hardly be more
democratic than the English king
whose adviser it would be. The
late X ing Edward was Il good deal
of democrat, though no monarch
ever exceeded him in proper dig
nifty. King George has Away
been unaffected and kindly, and in
the war was brought into more in
innate contact with his subjects o
all classes than any king who hat
preceded him. All the worlt
knows the character of the Prince
Of Wales, who will one day occup.
the throne. Royalty and labor will
mingle socially and in the matte
of carrying on government more
easily than Royalty and rad!calisn
in the Victorian era.-TorOntO Mai
and Telegraph
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-28
MANDAN NEWS
RACE FOR PARK
BOARD ACTIVE

Rumors to the effect that Mrs. H.
A. Countryman would be Il candidate
in the race for the place on the city
park commission to be filled at the
election were today emphaticaly de-
MED.
They wanted me to run, but !
would not consider it at this time
said Mrs. Countryman. Major Wclch
was in talking to me about it, She
said.
Members of the park commission,
w. J. Gill, DR.. II. o. Altnow, and
W. G. Black expressed regret that any
contest should have developed
! Friends of Mrs. VIM. Simpson VINO
was announced Monday as a candi-
date by Mrs. Anna Stark, Civic
league, are planning an intensive
drive to dislodgc the present commits
SiOncrS
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-28

81 believe" he replied, chat Mi
chaal was married mary years ago
to this woman, Louisa Martin. Janet
Scale may have got to know of this.
She may be coming out to try and
discover the truth. 1t is certain
that for many months she has not
been in communication with Michael.
The chief of the police gazed
thoughtcully out of the window.
We reached Bandol just before
dusk and found the Villa Violette
on the outskirts Of the town. We
left the car in the road and took
the path which led to the front door
Our summons was at once answered
by stout, good-humorcd French
woman, who shook her head regret
fully when we inquired for Mon
icur Guy.
"Monsleur is out in his automo,
bile" she told us. ale may return
at any moment, or perhaps not al
all tonight The gentlemen will
leave Il MESSAGE?
"We will come in and wait for /:
little time," Dcmayel suggested.
The woman did not remove hel
portly form from the threshold.
"That, alas, monsieur, is impos
siblc!" she declared. MY maste
receives few visitors and he woult
not suffer anyone in the house"
Monieur Dcmaycl touched her OF
the shoulder. lie was looking curl
ously into her face.
"Madame,' he said, 81 am Chef d.
la Surcte Of Marscillcs, and l e
where | choose. Furthermore, !;
seems that your face is familiar I
me-"
She shrunk away.
! "Chcf de la Surctc." she mutter
ed. but who has done wrong here?
We searched the sitting-roOm an
dining-room Of Monsieur Henri Guy
and we found nothing that Nigh
| not have belonged to French Colo
NAL who had made small forum
| in sugar. But in his bedroom, co.,
cred over with sheet ans hidde
behind IA cupboard, | found u priz
indeed. found the golf-clubs whic
Stanfield had used when he ha
nlayed against me at Working.
drew from the bag the puttcr whic
had sealed my defeat, and even
that moment of triumph | felt
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Tom.
Sims
Sage

The average man expects his wife
to have more sense than she showed
| by marrying him.
| Look at crouch and you, wont
| blame him for being grouchy.
! Washington prints booklet on
keeping worms out of the garden.
Why not turn in few flying fish?
u. S. ships shoe polish to Africa.
Bet they use it for cold cream.
Spring fever makes you feel like
IA doughnut hole without a dough-
nut.
Hope the Egyptian craze lasts
The Egyptians were forbidden to
eat onions or garlic.
A couple OF Scotch couples danced
!2l hours each. Youth must have
it's Highland fling.
Three Detroit men were poisoned
by eating hot dogs, so we suggest
the hog dogs went mad.
A Toledo elephant plays the piano.
Sometimes we think he has moved
in next door to US.
Port Au Prince, in Haiti, had
to flee scantily clad.
Where you start does matter. 1t
, is much nicer to be former poor
man than former rich man.
Opening an umbrella in the house
or cussing a policeman are both con-
sidcred signs of bad luck.
,, Chewing gum is all right in It's
place, which is not on the piano.
! Many a man gives lady his car
seat to keep her off his corn.
Cast your bread upon the waters
. and it will draw the fish.
: While out stepping it is very
J, good idea to watch your step.
7 Soft words turneth away black
eyes.
A still found in mine near
Pomeroy, O., made it a gold mine.
n Sing sing has ball team. Per-
:. haps the idea is to knock the ball
= over the fence and chase it.
Atlanta, Ga, is building bache-
lor hall where no women will pc
admitted Instead of a watchdog
- they should get watch mouse.
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little thrill Of pleasure when real
lied its perfect balance.
"Our search is over" prOnounc-
cd.
"Our search is not over Rim
mington reminded me, until we
have found the man.
We were there altogether for half
an hour, during which time we
searched the place closely. The small
garage was empty, and Huntington
point ID out the SIX or eight empty
tins which had cvi.ently just been
used.
We announced our intended de-
parture. The housekeeper, who now
seemed certain Of her masters i'm
mediate return, did her best to per-
suade us to linger. Monsieur De
maycl cut her sao.t.
Madame he said, ''you will be
so good as to consider yourself UNI
der surveillance. shall leave q
gendarmc in the house with you
The woman burst into torrent
| of furious complaints and abuse
lapsing into French argot which
was absolutely incomprehensible to
me. Monsieur Dcmayel listened to
her thoughtfully. Then he turned
to the gendarme who had come with
US from Marseilles.
do not let this woman out OF
your sight" he ordered. "She is OF
the Maritime Quarter, where | sus'
pcct her master is in hiding By
now
The gendarme salutcd and laic
his hand upon the housckceper';
shoulder. Suddenly she burst int
fit of laughter and pointed up tn
avenue.
1T is Mons cur who returns" sh'
announced. "Now wnat will yo,
say to him-yQu who have ransacke'
mis- hooms and upset his house
Chief of the Police, indeed! La la!
We stood by the front door, and
for my part was amazed. An clocrl.
gentleman of highly respectable ap
pcarancc drove up in small ca
and lifted his soft felt hat to u
courtcously.
Good evening, gentlemen" b
said: "You are paying ME visit?
you arc Monsieur Guy?' Demayc
inquired.
"1'nat is certainly my name" wa
the prompt reply.
"And this is your house,
81 rent it subject to your pleas
ure, gentlemen
lie descended from the car an
looked at every one Of US inquirinl
: ly. | knew better than any othc
, what past master in the art c
| DISCUSSES Michael was; but knc
that this was not he.
| my name is Demaycl," the Chic
, announced. 81 am the Chef dc
t Suretc in Marscilles. You will be S
good as to answer me few que!
I tons"
"Chcf dc la Surctc!" the new
conner repeated, and if his amaz'
I. mcnt we've fcigncd, it was very we
G fcigncd indeed.
. But certainly! You have live
!, here for how long,"
:. "For ten months, monsieur"
4 "You changed mile note at II
Casino yestcrday?'
81 certainly did
u. From where did you obtain it
From my desk, monsieur. 1t Ia
= la n there for weeks"
n "This is your only carr? | put i
i But naturally was the prom
II response. There is no room in n
garage for more than one"
= excused myself for a nome
and returned with the bag Sf g.
r. clubs.
"These are perhaps yours rs
3 ed.
r. Continued in Our Next Issue)
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cr-bound volume before me an

cr-bound volume before me and
pointed to an entry.
| read the few tines quickly:
Henri Guy, Frcnch-Colonial, bachc-
Tor. 5 #. 6 inches, morose, gray hair
and beard, physical appearance De
scribed elsewhere, address, villa
Violcttc, Bandol. Has large CORE
spondcnce, subscribcs to England
newspapers. among them Golf Illus
trated." Has small car and has been
seen on Hyeres golf-links.
'And finally ?" ! asked.
'.rhe person in question" M. De-
navel continued, is reported to
have changed at the Casino at Ban
dol last evening one OF the ciiilc
/ notes stolen from the house we visit
| ed this afternoon
"How far is it to Bandol?' l in
| Quilted.
| 1"Forty-scvcn kilomctcrs," the chief
| oflt the police replied, land we should
| haze been there by now, but my
| friend Mr.. Huntington here insisted
upon waiting for YOU
/ asked only one question on the
4 way.
4 "You spoke of Janet Scale as com
i ing out on the boat" ! aid to Rim
| mington. "That was her name be
I fore she married Michael"
Huntington nodded
"For some reason or other she has
renewed it, 1t is possible that she
has discvccd something about Mich
has discovered something about Mi
chael which ! have suspected foI
some time"
controlled my voice as we'll as
could. | did not wish even Running
ton to know how much this mean
to me.
What do you mcan?'' asked.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-28
ADVENTUREOF
THE TWINS
BY Olive Barton Roberts

The Twins were SO busy eating
goodies that they didn't notice they
had left the road that led to the Cut
Out Lady's house.
When they were through with
their sundaes, Nick spied fountain
that sprayed ice cream sodas u lit
tie distance away. When they were
through with their sodas, Nancy
spicd some corn stalks with popcorn
balls on them. Then Nick discov-
cred Il bush covered with chocolate
buds, and Nancy noticed field of
| lolly-pops of all colors and flavors,
growing like bright tulips in flow
er bed.
| or course they had to wander
around that for while, deciding
whether they would rather have =
brown butterscotch lolly-pop or a red
strawberry one or a yellow one
Favored with lemon, or a green mint
one. Nancy took a strawberry and
Nick took lemon.
After that the Twins discovered
two things at the same time.
They discovered that they wcrC
lost and that each of them had q
pain.
ooh, my!" said Nancy. 81 wish
hadn't eaten SO much"
"Oh, goodness" said Nick. :"
wish l hadn't either"
where arc WEI" was Nancy:
next remark.
81 don't know" answered Nick
"Pll bet you we're lost! Oh, there:
Il sign over there. Let's 20 and Sc,
what it says. SO they went owe
and read it and it SAID, "This way u
Castor Land. That way to Plastc
Land"
"Ugh!" exclaimed Nick.
"Ooooo!" exclaimed Nancy.
II don't want to go to eithe
place." said Nancy.
Neither do u" said Nick.
"Nhat'll we do?"
sat and felt worse and worse ever
minute.
At that minute along came
pretty Scrap-Picturc Shcpherdess an
when she say the Twins she stop
ped. $50
"Good day." she said pleasantly.
"Good day." answered the Twins
will you please tell us the way I
the Cut-Olt Lady's house?'' ~
"Come with me first" said tn
shcpherdess. II live in that granu
lated sugar Easteregg over there"
(To Be Continued.)
Copyright, 1928, NEA Ser, ice, Inc.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-28
CONTAGIOUS

The British king recognizing the growing power of labor
has been trying without much luck to get labors political
leaders to attend of his social functions Most of the
comment has been about the effect of this mixing, the
king and his job-how it indicates concession by royalty
More important would be the effect the labor leaders
Social contact with royalty would bank of their fires
Let them hobnob with the king few times and they'd begin
conservative attitude
O. Henry wrote story about mollycoddle boy who, by
association with tough lad, made his rough playmate
molycoddle. In the end the original moycodde had alb
sorbed tough qualities They'd merely changed places.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-28
A THOUGHT

With the pure thou wilt show thy
self pure and with the unforwasd
thou wilt show myself unsavory.-.-
II Samuel 22:27.
The sentiment Of justice is so
natural, so universally acquired by all
mankind, that it seems to me indie
pendent Of all law, all party, all re-
ligion. -Voltaire.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-28
EDITORIAL REVIEW

Comments reproduced In TINS
column may or may not express
the opinion OF The Tribune. They
are presented here in order that
our readers may have both sides
OF important issues which are
being discussed In the press OF
the day.
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HEART

Twenty thousand school children New York City have
disease doctors find One in every SO pupils small
percentage yes big percentage to have this seri
GUS physical defect develop early in life.
Organic heart disease completes with pneumonia and
tuberculosis for first place the of death
usually doesn't kill until maturity But generally it starts
in youth.
Diseased teeth and throas the portals of entry for
rheumatism and other diseases that affect the heart That's
what to watch protect your children Also don't let them
oveYtran especially by trying to lift beyond their strength
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CHILD SWALLOWS
TWO PENNIES

Dorothy, two-ycar-old daughter Of
Mr.. and Mrs. c. G. Hughes, 1o4
Fourth avenue. N. w., is recovering
from strenuoU, measures taken to
save her from choking to death Sun
day night.
Late Sunday afterot on she placed
two pennies in her mouth and swat
lowed them. The coins stuck in her
throat A physician. called to attend
her was unable to dislodge the PEN
MES and advised taking the child
to hospital where long forceps
were available and the child. after
considerable difficulty, was relieved
As the nature of the operation did
not permit the use of anaesthetics
it was very painful to the little girl
No serious effects are anticipated.
A human generation is counted
as % years; generation OF file
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-28
Millions Use it--Finc for Hair!
Mot Sticky, Greasy or Smelly


Mot Sticky, Greasy or Smelly
A few cents buys a jar Of Hair
Groom" at any drugstore, which
makes even stubborn, unruly or
shampooed hair stay combcd all day
in any style you like. "Hair-Groom
is dignifcd combing cream when
gives that natural gloss and we'll
groomed effect to our hair-that final
touch to good dress both in business
and on social occasions.
Greascless, stainless "Hair-Groom'
does not show on the hair because it
is absorbed by the scalp, therefore
your hair remains so soft and Pill
able and so natural that no one can
possibly tell you used it.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-28

A human generation is counted
as % years; generation OF files
covers seven or eight days
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U. S. ships shoe polish to Africa
Bet they use it for cold cream.
The Oroville weekly gazette. [volume] (Oroville, Wash.) 1905-19??, 1923-08-17

President Coolidge has some knOtty
problems, both foreign and domestic
confronting him as he enters office
but as he is level-headed man, en-
dowed VITA much firmness and thor
oughly American, he will take up the
task where it was laid down by his
predecessor and do his work faith
fully and we'll. No man in the office
IF president can possibly please all
the people, and President Coolidge
will make no attempts to do so. He
will perform his duty as he sees it,
and the chances are that he will make
such creditable record that ne will
be the next republican candidate for
the presidency.
The Oroville weekly gazette. [volume] (Oroville, Wash.) 1905-19??, 1923-08-17

President Harding's funeral took
place at Marion, Ohio, Friday last
The ceremony attendant upon inter
ment was simple, but especially i'm
pressive from the presence OF tens OF
thousands of fellow-townsmen and
residents of the state of Ohio, whicl
is now the final sleeping place vf four
presidents, three of whom died in Of
flee. Throughout the broad land the
people showed their love and respect
for the chief executive and the man
himself by holding memorial services
Of greater extent than was ever be-
fore displayed on the occasion OF the
death of any man in high place. An
incident of the occasion, never before
known, was the suspension of publica-
lion of afternoon daily papers in most
of the great cities to the east, trib-
ute to the chief executive and to a
fellow publisher, for the deceased was
at the head of daily paper for years
before being elected to the presidency.
and was one of the best beloved men,
bers Of the fourth estate in the coun-
try
The Oroville weekly gazette. [volume] (Oroville, Wash.) 1905-19??, 1923-08-17

Charles Myers had too mucn respect
for the deceased president Of these
United States to enter upon his am
paign for congress before the last sad
honors were paid to the dead, and the
republican press of the district has
refrained from urging his candidacy
upon the same grounds. From the
present date to the day of election it
will be different. The campaign will
be on in full blast, and it is fortunate
for both the candidates and the public
that the election is so near at hand.
The strain will soon be over and
judging from the way the farmers are
standing together nowadays there
will be nothing to 1t but the election
OF Mr.. Myers.
The Oroville weekly gazette. [volume] (Oroville, Wash.) 1905-19??, 1923-08-17

ton in Europe, Germany coulo nave
met every obligation without serious
strain upon its industries and re-
sources if the people had faced the
situation honestly and worked to the
end of clearing off debt that was
brought upon itself. France faced the
same problem forced upon ii by Ger
many in the early 70s and Germany
is far better able to meet its obliga-
tions today, or was at the close OF
the war, than France 80 years ago,
as Germany had no expense
to meet in the way of reconstruction'
that burden having fallen wholly up
on France and Belgium, burden in
flicted by the country that now re-
fuses to justly pay.
The Oroville weekly gazette. [volume] (Oroville, Wash.) 1905-19??, 1923-08-17
WILL VISIT MINES.

Mining properties in Pend ofei'ie
stevens. Ferry and Okanogan coun
ties will be visited during August oS
Prof Hugh Henton of the school o.
mines and inetallurgy OF the state Coi'
leee of Washington 1t is to De
"get acquainted" trip, in when 1T
will meet the operators and inspect
tho mines. learn what their chle1
nroblems are. and offer the services
of the school of mines Wherever
assistance Is desired.
producing mines will be the main
objective OF the tour" says MI Hen
ton. "The town Of Newport with the
Bead Lake. Copper and other mines
will be first on the list; the magneslte
mines and quarries at Chewelah, ana
the calcium plant, and that OF the
United Silver company next; theh
IColville, with the Old Dominion SILVER
mine and the Chloride queen; Auay
and the Consolidated Silver Mountain
mine: the Black Rock and many other
mines about Northport.
Il will spend about four days at
Orient and Republic, visiting at the
latter Mace the Knob Hill Surprise
and Quilp mines, as well as number
of prospects. Oroville will be given
two days. The Addison Copper Co.,
at Keller and others in that district
are well worth visiting. Conconully
and Nighthawk in Okanogan county
will receive considerable attention.
"One real object of the trip is the
spread of information as to the min
ing and the education of the people
of the state along those lines. Educa-
ton will enable this, one of the great
est of our industries, to receive the
much needed attention It now lacks.
Everyone should be Interested
farmers, merchants, manufacturers,
as well as mining men. because each
mine, each mill, each stone quarry
each mineral deposit in process OF
prospecting or exploitation, must have
men to operate it, and must use the
products of the otner industries.
The public is too apt to be deceived
by frauds when unprotected by edu-
cation in mining and geology--and of
course every fraud makes things nar-
der for legitimate mining ventures.
That is. the public fails to distinguish
between the fraudulent and the legit-
innate.
1--WE are emphasizing, therefore, the
general purpose OF maximum service
to the mining industry of the state.
We will. however. be glad to meet any
young men who are thinking of taking
a college course, and will give them
informatiO as to what the college has
to offer them along the lines of their
special interests"
Prof. Henton and Dean l.. o. How
ard have just returned from a trip
through the Ceur dAlene mining dis
riot where they found labor scarce,
wen at $500 and $3.50 a day.
The Oroville weekly gazette. [volume] (Oroville, Wash.) 1905-19??, 1923-08-17

Several auto accidents nave occur
red in the state during the past fort
night, in some instances resulting in
fatalities, that can be attributed di-
rectly to the use of liquor on the part
of the driver. AS has so often been re-
marked in print, whisky and gasoline
will not mix. That Is, the man who
consumes liquor and burns gasoline
is not a fit individual to be at large,
jeopardizing his own life, and which
is much worse, the lives of others, for
If only the liquor consumer alone
were injured in accidents resulting
from imbibing, then the public could
look on the elimination of this class
with much complacency. The law is
not severe enough in its punishment
provided for drunken auto drivers, or
drivers even slightly under the in
fluence of intoxicants, and until more
stringent laws are provided men will
go on endeavoring to guide auti
while more or less incapaci- |
tated through the use Of stimulants. |
Drastic laws are necessary to curb |
these criminals who have no regard |
FOR the lives and limbs of their fellow
men. The next legislature should en-
act law making 1t capital offense
where death results from the carless-
less of an auto driver while befuddled
With drink, and where injury is in
licted such driver should get pen
Tertiary sentence. Even in cases
where drivers are found under the
influence of liquor, without having
death or damage. such driv-
rs should go to Jail and have their
license revoked. A few convictions
nder such law would soon reduce
ne number of such accidents through
he use Of booze and make the high
ray safer for travellers.