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The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1923-02-03
Unchailenged.

Gladys-"I am afraid you aren't as
pretty as nurse"
Mamma-"What makes you think
so?"
Gladys-"We'ye been walking in the
park a whole hour, and not q single
policeman has said, "Hullo. baby,
how's nurse H-Pearson's Weekly.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1923-02-03

The crowd 0 out to the football
games all last fall in any kind Of wea-
now-they might get cold if they went
TO church.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1923-02-03
Good Philoa.

It takes s. muscles of the face to
make a frown and 10 to produce a
smile. Why waste energy? asks Lazy
Larry.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1923-02-03

Efforts are being made to diseon-
tinue the roller towel, but they can't
interfere with the citizens inaliena-
bic right TO wipe his hands on his
trousers.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1923-02-03

Many young men nowadays are
studying to be bankers and manufac-
turers, and the first thing TO learn Is
how to sweep out the Office floor.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1923-02-03
Public Life.

What is the most annoying feature
of public life"
Not getting enough publicity" re-
piled Senator Sorghum.-Washington
Star.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1923-02-03

Once you're in you wonder why you
hesitated 50 long before taking the
plunge.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1923-02-03
Rah-Rah-Rah.

Thirty per cent. of the college stu
dents work their way through school.
The rest yell their way through.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1923-02-03

Il isn't SO much what We need as
what We want that keeps some of US
poor.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1923-02-14
Not the Same Poincare.

There is growing up a distinct Elm
stein tradition concerning the great
mathematician's habits and personal
ity. The following is the latest addi-
ton to the collection: Einstein was
walking bareheaded across Bavaria
square in Berlin One of his friends
hailed him: "Well, what do you think
of Poincare?" 81 think he is very
talented man. Eyes, but what dar-
ing!" 1.-THE daring of genius" but
what frenzied fury against his an
tagonist!'' "Oh, no, not at all. You
don't know him." "Well, but at least,
professor, you won't deny that his de-
termined enmity of Germany, and that
his megalomania-" "Oh," said Elm
stein, you're talking about Raymond
Poincare, the premier. was thinking-or
Henri Poincare, the mathematician"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1923-02-14
FARM PRODUCE FOR SALE.

APPLES-We have a large supply of
Greening apples that are just right at
this time for eating. These apples are
also the best on the market for MAX
ing pies, baking Of all kinds, and for
making sauce or salads. Price $50
per bushel We also have on hand a
limited quantity Of small Greening
apples at $1.00 per bushel. Irwin's
Fruit Farm, Farmers Phone 229-3. eff
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1923-02-14
Rapid Recovery.

Rastus was on the firing line
for the first time During a lull
in the barrage he came to the
conclusion that somewhere else
was the place for him and set off
at high speed. The corporal saw
him as he was on the point of en-
tering convenient shell hole and
yelled:
What yo' all dom there?
Come back hyah an take yo'
medicine"
Don need no medicine" Ras-
tus shouted back. Abs cured,
Abs cured"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1923-02-14
Distant Relation.

Johnnie, aged six, was one of
those mischievous little fellows,
spanked frequently by mother.
One day father came home in
time to see Johnnie with red eyes
and with big tears trucking down
his cheeks.
We'll, son, what is the trou-
ble?" he asked.
"Oh, nothing in particular, pop,
only l just had a quarrel with
that wife of yours and she spank
ed me-"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1923-02-14
Pretty Thick.

Ptke-''Why are you wearing so
many coats on such hot day?"
Mike carrying paint CAM
I'm going to paint me fence and
it seq on this can to obtain best
results, put on at least three
coats"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1923-02-14
AGENTS WANTED

D-Industwous, capable per-
son to start at once in and nearby
Lancaster, retailing Rawleigh's Good
Health Food Products, Spices, Fla
vors, Medicines, Toilet Preparations,
etc. $50 everyday necessities used by
millions. Largest Company; estab-
lished 35 years. Favorably known.
Products sold on time; lowest whole
sale. No experience, practically no
capital needed. We teach you to man
age YOUR own permanent, big-paying
business. $3,OOO-5,O00 yearly. Par
ticulars free; give age, occupation,
references. w. T. Rawleigh Co., Dept.
So. Freeport. Ill. 52p1
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1923-02-14
SPECIAL

VIM. Mccormick has purchased
some Of our New B. Y. T. Tile
6-8-12 for 14x6O Hen House.
Clyde Walker has record Of
s185.OO received for eggs. in De-
cember. He had his hen house
remodeled the Jamesway. Ask
him if it pays.
The Jamesway Engineer will be
at our office every Monday after
noon,
We have just received two cars
Of genuine Zeigler Coal. The. No.
/ size is fine for ranges and the
furnace and the nut size for laun-
dry heaters and cook stoves. ?
Lou and Earl Vesperman have
each bought the lumber for
barn 34x70. Both OF these barns
will be modern dairy barns and
are to be framed at our yard.
We still have left ten sets of
Army Wagon Box Sides, two en-
gates and one seat. These boxes
are a real bargain. They are all
equipped with hardware and are
painted gray The sides sell at 81
each, engates 81 and seat 81.
Albert Brinkman, Bert DiVall,
and Ned Willis have purchased
Jamesvay ventilating systems for
their hen houses and will remodel
the Jamesway.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1923-02-14
SHAVINGS
A. w. O. L.

Hello, IS this you, Abe?
"Sure, it's me-"
This is Abe Potash I'm talking
to-"
Yes, yes. What do you want?"
We'll, Abe, | want to borrow
fifty dollars for"
All right. III tell him as soon
as he comes in.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1923-02-14
HOUSEHOLD GOODS.
Id Goods

Private Sale Of Household Goods
FOR SALE-Househol goods of the
late Augusta NARROW at the home i'll
sos S. Tyler St., Saturday, Feb. 18th,
at 1900 .. m. 52p1
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1923-02-14
Classified Advertisements
FOR RENT

PERCHERON STALLION for sale. 5
years old, weight 1850. Sound with
good pedigree and papers. w. L.
Winskill. So
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1923-02-14

SALESMAN WANTED-To solicit or
ders for lubricating oils, greases and
paints Salary or Commission. Adj
dress The Harvey Oil Co., Cleveland,
Ohio. 52p1
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1923-02-14
1T MAY BE OF INTEREST
TO YOU TO KNOW

THAT the General Motors Corporation are the
largest industrial corporation in the world, being
capitalized for over a billion and half dollars.
They manufacture the following we'll known
automobiles: Cadillac Buick Oldsnobie, Chevro-
let Oakland, Scripps-Booth, G. NJ. c. trucks and
Samson trucks and tractors Besides these they
either own or control most of the bearing factor
les spark plugs ignition systems, batteries, gear
companies wheel and body plants, etc.
The General Motors Corporation have their
own finance corporation also. Is it not reasonable
to believe that this large corporation with it's ire
mendous buying power and efficient engineering
departments can build more value in an automo-
bile for less money than any one else? Why not,
when you purchase motor car, select a General
Motors product and receive the most possible to
obtain for the price you pay?
Chevrolet ranks second in the number of cars
produced annually, and Buick ranks third.
j. Lee Wright, Agent.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1923-02-14
POULTRY

els. purebred at 81 each. Albert Blum,
Bloomington, Wis. stiff
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1923-02-14
AUCTION SALES
FARMS FOR SALE

FARM FOR SALE-119 acres, 8 miles
from Lancaster. Inquire of DR.. j. H.
Reed, Lancaster, Wis. 48tfc
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1923-02-14

WANTED Capable housekeeper. APP
ply j. Harold Pugh, Peoples State
Bank. 51tfc
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1923-02-14
LIVESTOCK FOR SALE.

FOR -Full-blooded Guernsey
bull, sired by Bruno of Orange Hill.
Dam, Mollie Lyons. 8 years old. Har-
vey Julius. Rt. !, Lancaster, Wis. stiff
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1923-02-14
HELP WANTED

GIRL WANTED-General homework.
Mrs Frank Orion. 45tfc
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1923-02-14
TOWN PROPERTY FOR SALE

FOR SALE-The Alex Ivey residence
property. Inquire al residence. 50stf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-12

LAW UPHELD

WASHINGTON. Nov. 1.-THE
supreme court today declared the
California alien land law cons,itu-
tionnl
The eonstitu,ionalliy OF the law.
which was designed TO prevent ORR
entails from owning or leasing land
In California, was tested In n suit
brought By W. |. Portcrflcld and
y. Mlzuno. nm American and Jap
anepc Of Los Angeles county TO
restrain the authorities OF the state
and country from enforcing the act.
The case was brought up to the
supreme court on the ground that
tho California act prohibiting the
leasing OF agriculture lands TO an
alien Ineligible to citizenship in the
United states was In violation Of
the i4th amendment 20 tho United
states constitution and that II do
prives Mizuno. a JapaneHc subject,
OF rights. privileges and Immunity
secured for him under the treaty of
1911 between the United States and
Japan.
The supreme court upheld the
decision of the United States dis
trict court for Southern California,
which had held the act constitu-
tlonnl and had refused tho lniunc-
ton against its enforcement asked
by Porterfield and Mizuno.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-12
Gets Thrill From
Seeing Story in
Book Form
by FRANCES OLDHAM

All my life I have loved books.
Just as books, and when / saw my
own story between the covers Of
a neatly bound volume. II was a
most delightful experience In fact
the greatest satisfaction l got out
Of my work was 10 sce u in book
FORM
It was Rita Sinclair wit. au-
thor OF the recent novel. Head
Winds" speaking.
! have known Rita Sinclair since
my b0byhood and have always had
confidence that her ability and
"sticktoltiyenesa would rome day
place her among the writer's Of the
day. Thru tho university md dur
Ing her newspaper work on a local
paper. her one determination was
to write plays. Plays not proving
salnbIe. she has turned to books
and now Is rewarded for her years
Of labor by the reception Of her
first novel. Head Winds" de-
lIghtful story with It's characters
playing In and out OF this part Of
the country with which We are all
30 familiar
Our conversation took place in
Mrs. wits study, small library.
bare. save for a writer's essentials.
a low table with her typewriter. a
chair and shelves Of many precious
books
Mrs. wit Is the wife 81 n Seat
Turn to Page 4. Column -
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-12
HITLER HELD
UNDER ARREST
Leader OF Munich FiasCo Is
Reported Captured
by CARL ID. GROAT

BERLIN, Nov. i2.--Adolph Hitler.
leader OF the monarchist fiasco in
Munich, was reported arrested In
starnberg in dispatches from Munich
today.
Hitler has peen brought to the
Bnvarian capital, Il was reported
Gen. Erich Won Ludendorff. Hit.
lers chief aide, was reported in dis.
patches from Munich To be under
house arrest" at his villa az Lud.
wlgshoohe near the city.
He was in good health.
II was reported he would probably
attend the funerals Tuesday OF some
Of the victims OF the putsch includ.
ing that OF his servant, who was
killed defending him
Dictator Won Kahr issued procla.
nation in Munich today, declaring
that "Ludendorff's honor is un.
stained"
The proclamation said the old
general had only been the victim
Of seduction"
The new order placing him under
Uurn TO Page 4. Column u
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-12
Nov VIII the laps
Obey Our Land Law?
(EDITORIAL)

The validity of the Washington and California laws
prohibiting Japanese from owning land has been estab
lshed first by the highest state courts, by the
highest federal court
Such laws hold place on the statute books of prac-
ticaly every Western state and of some Eastern
states-of all sSates, in fact, where the Japanese
question has become issue.
Now--what IA going to be the attitude of the Jap
anese individuality of their associations and of their
government?
Are they going IL continue trying to find ways of
evading these laws? Gr they going to obey them?
What is going to be She attitude of certain white
men who have been helping them evade these laws?
OF bankers who have been bringing pressure? OF or
CARNATIONS which have been urging a step backward
on the plea Of business considerations?
IL is time for understanding.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-12
"THE RAN WITH THE
BROOM" OFFERS TO
SERVE FELLOW MEN

WT'HE man with the broom
L has come forward in answer
10 a suggestion Of The Star that
Il citizen motorist who cares 10
do simple but highly beneficial
service 10 his fellows can give
himself the trouble 10 remove
broken glass, tacks or other mat.
ter likely 10 inJurc tires. from
highways he travels over
He is J. ~. Foss. OF Lake Bur.
ion, who writes: Il am going 10
carry n shorthandled broom and
dust pan. and any Time | see oh.
jectionable material that win
hurt my tires, or anybody eIse's
tires. ON the roads anywhere my
car takes me-off II comes.
I'm The Star, Mr.. G.. W. Bean
says he meant well but received
curses. Well. I'm going 10 get
cursed, too. by some; but the
great majority OF folks viii un
derstand. / am sure"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-12
DOUGLAS HAS FUND
FOR INVESTIGATION

Some weeks ago the board Of
county commissioners voted Prose.
cutting Attorney Malcolm Douglas a
fund Of 1900. to be used secretly TO
investigate vice charges In both tho
city and county. On the same day
this fund was voted, gambling
houses In tho more open places
south Of Yesler way closed down
their open games, according to re
ports.
During the past two weeks Prose.
cutor Douglas has had Won Gerste
on the Job. While Douglas refused
TO admit Won Gerste was working
for him in q secret capacity. he also
declined to deny Il.
Various church organizations also
are reported 10 have been quietly
gathering evidence 10 lay before the
grand jurors FOR many months past.
JURY TANIPERING
ALSO ON CALENDAR
In addition TO the vice probe. the
iurUrs win probably probe the
charges Of jury tamperinR as re-,
qucsted by Judge Calvin $. Hall
last week They also probably win
investigate the disappearance of
rurn to Page I. Column y
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-12
FUGITIVE PRINCE
is Held MAY Be
In JAIL! SEIZED
Man Charged With
Embezzling Lo-
cal Company Is
Under Arrest

Sought for three years by the
police Of nearly every city In the
United States. and even In the
Hawaiian Islands, on a charge Of
emberrlIng $4,000 from the Salt
Sea Fisheries company. of Seat.
tie. thereby wreclslng that instl.
tuition. Harold Buiterwortb. 10.
was held In the city Jail Monday,
unable To furnish $500 bail.
The remarkable STORY OF Butter.
worth'a fllRht from pursuing justice
cams 10 light Monday. after he had
been in SAIL since Saturday night.
when no was arrested by Detectives
Ernie Yorla and c. c. Fortncr on n
charge Of passing bad checks total
ing t4aT on Seattle merchants.
anttsrxnrth WAS employed by the
Salt Sea Fishorios company. 1909
American Bank building, emily in
1890 Ia an executive capacity. Il IL
alleged.
Buiierworfh was ceiling stock 10
tho organization. which was capitah
izcd az s7so.ooo. lie disappeared
March with $4,000 Of the com.
pany's funds. according 20 warrn,
Issued for his arrest which was
sworn TO by II. r. corbett, secretary
treasurer OF the company. In Judge
Otis W. Drinkers court.
WIFE AIDS IN
POLICE SEARCH
Chief OF Police joel r. Warren a,
that time sent circulars 20 every city
Turn to Page Z. Column y
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-12
IS
PROBING VICE
Won Gerste to Tell
Grand Jury About
Roadhouses

Julius Won Gerste. former dep
uiy sheriff under Sheriff John
stringer. l. investigating
charges Of vice and lawiessness
in King county ruadhouses for
Prosecuting Attorney Malcolm
Douglas, according TO informa-
ton obtained by The Star.
Won Gerste. Il is believed. will
make his report TO the King county
grand jury. which In 10 meet Tues
day to handle one OF the largest cal
endars ever confronting n similar
body.
Won Gerste also Is said to be in.
vestlgating charges Of gambling and
liquor law violations In Seattle. Won
Gerste was dismissed by Sheriff
Matt starwich soon after the pres
ent sheriff took over the reinB Of
office.
Widespread charges OF vice. graft
and law violation during the admin
lstration OF Mayor Brown In Seattle
and OF liquor violations and lawles
ness in the roadhouses OF King
county are to be given a thorc
probe.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-12
Frederick Wilhelm
Arrives at Hone;.
Allies May Ask
His Banishnent
by JOHN DE GASpT


Omitted Frcna Staff Correspondent)
FAIRS, Nov. ig.--The confer.
enoe Of ambassadors, represent.
ing the principal allied govern.
menis. viii meet AT 4 y. m. today
10 consider action on the return
OF the crown prince to Germany,
II was learned scmi-officialIy.
The German reply 10 Premier
Poincare's note obIecting 10 the
return was received today, IL was
learned.
Poincarc'B note was sent before
the news OF the return reached here.
IL was announced that France
would await the decision OF the am.
basHadors' conference and would &C,
in accordance with IL.
II was expected in some quarters
that Great Britain might want TO
present q strong demand 10 Germany
10 turn Frederick William over To-
tbs allied governments to be put on
an Island or wherever they see lit.
LONDON. Nov. i2.-The former
crown prince OF Germany has mr..
rived in oeis. sIicgia. whore hts fam.
ily was awaiting him at his castle,
Central News dispatch from Berlin
said today.
BERLIN. Nov. Like a ghost
Of the old Germany suddenly ap.
pearlng here and there and vanish.
ing as suddenly. former Crown
Prince Frederick Wilhelm continued
his return from Holland TO his castle
in oela, silcsia, today.
The crown prince spent last night
Mt an estate 20 miles from Koenlgs-
wustcrhausen and resumed his jour.
ncy early today. according to dis.
patches TO the United Press.
A Central News dispatch from Lon.
don said the crown prince arrived nj
Oels todny. but this was not con.
firmed by United Press dispatches.
II was reported the crown prince
visited field Marshal Won Hlndcn-
burg for two hours in Hanover, but
this was unconflrmed-
lie came and went so swiftly in
the small towns that there was
hardly time for ovations.
At Koenigs wusterhausen his party
had 20 stop for gasoline and here
the crowds got their chance. The
mayor rushed TO the garage as the
townspeople gathered and hastily
rolled out sonorous welcome re-
calling the crown princes earlier
visits to the town before the war.
The prince was obviously em-
harrassed by the reception and
rushed away as soon as his gas
tank was full.
a report was circulated. but not
confirmed that the crown princes
adjutant. Major Won MuehleR had
visited his home in Kaiserdamm.
The prince spent Saturday night
in uildesheim, the German foreign
office revealed. The Hildesheim
police headquarters told the United
Press by telephone they did not
know the crown prince was there.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-12
JAPS lose in
COURT BATTLE
Court Rules They
Cannot Own or
Lease Land
BY Fielding Lennon

WashlnEton's battle against
tlie Japanese hordes that have
becn invading the rich agricul.
turnl districts 81 the state and
driving out the white men WAS
given great impetus Monday
with the news from Washington.
ID. G.. that the supreme court Of
the United States had declared
the state alien land law constIiu.
tionai
Tho court. according 10 dispatches.
upheld tho decree Of the United States
court for tho western district OF
Washington. which held the act con
Tho law. which prohlb-
its oricntais from owning OF leasing
land. was tested by Terrace and
who tried To- cnjoln the
state from enforcing the measure.
II, Ia the greatest victory We have
yet scored IN our fight against the
Japanese Invasion" Miller Freeman.
leader in Tho movement. declared
Monday. when Informed OF tho de
cislou.
III almost means tho settlement
o. the Japanese question ia our ttate
and also on tho Coast This law WAS
paAscd in 1891 and NO forced the
Issue TO test the measure in the III.
prcms court. Now that We have a
favorable dcciaion we have firm
basis on which 10 base all future
work.
THE whole matter r. now a quoa.
ton Of whether or not tho Japanese
are going TO abide by the stale laws
OF whether they arc going 70 defy
them and try TO find ways and means
TO aynde them"
Freeman is head Of the anil.Japa.
uesc league and has been aided In his
fight by various veteran organlEa.
tons.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-11-12
COLORFUL LINE
FORMS PARADE
ArmistiCe Day Celebration
aMrred by Stormy Sky
BY LELAND HANNUM

A light rainfall and leaden
skies did not deter a huge turn
out Of former service men, patri
otto orders and soldiers, sailors
and marines, for Seattle's sixth
observance Of Armistice day.
Throngs Of citizens packed First
and Second ayes. and the cross
streets on which the Armistice
parade column moved, and the
numbers taking part in the cele-
bration were hardly affected by
the lnclement weather.
Headed by a squad of five motor.
cycle policemen. with brother Off
GERS riding in their sidecars, and n
squad OF seven mounted policemen.
the long column OF marching men
got under way promptly at 1890
morning from Second ave.
and Virginia 81. They headed south
down First ave. to Yesler way.
First in line OF close-renked
was the Seattle police
band. PLAYING martial airs. Thirty
six policemen afcot marched with
night sticks and they were followed
by members Of the various city de-
a platoon Of Seattle former service
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