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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-05-02
TRADE BODIES HOSTS
TO TURNER FARMERS
Barbecue By Trade Board And
Creamery Largely Attended
Dawn of New Dav Seen

ASHBURN, May 2.-The barbe-
cue given Monday night at the to-
bacco warehouse here BY the local
Board of Trade and the Ashburn
creamery to the dairymen of the
county was one Of the largest and
most enthusiastic dairy meetings
ever held in Turner. About 500
dairy farmers together with d large
number of visitors attended and the
farmers themselves did most of the
speechmaking.
The dawn OF a new day for farm
ing interests of Georgia was the
description one of the farmers gave
the permanent prosperity program
which has been started here. Sew
eral others spoke giving their rea-
sons for wanting to continue the
diversified farming. Quite a num-
Der of jests were made by them
about the drinkers of skinned milk
Some of the leans and fats were
asked to rise to show the audience
the results of before and after
drinking. One of the farmers stat
ed that he was milking four cows.
keeping enough butter for his fam
lily and selling about $50 worth Of
cream per month. Every speaker
among the farmers mentioned that
it was paying. The question was
asked if any we're going to quit and
none responded.
H. S, Mobley, in speaking Of the
advantages here said that there
were four points of which and set
Element could be proud; (1) Finance
for right farming; (2) market for
diversified crops; (3) educational
advantages which were not enjoyed
before; (4) the citizenship present
to keep movement going He
a short talk outlined what had been
different farmers ask such questions
as they wanted.
H. B. Rails, 'Jr., county agent, in
short talg outlined what had been
accomplished so far in the work
here and caves some of the objects
otill to be accomplished in the work.
He asked for the continued coop
Grafton of the farmers and asked
that the Membership of the farm bu-
reau be increased.
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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-05-02
HOUSEWIFE BECOMES
. WOMAN

"Au4f our best doctors had given
me up. Z was unable to leave my
he'd for 16 weeks and was yellow
as pumpkin, besides the terrible
stomach pains l suffered. Our drug
gist advised my husband to try
Mayr's Wonderful Remedy and it has
saved my life. I am a new woman
now" 1t is simple, harmless prep
aration that removes the catarrhal
mucus from the intestinal tract and
aIlays the inflammation which causes
practically all stomach, liver and
intestinal ailments, including appen-
dicitis. One dose will convince or
money refunded. For sale by How
ellis Pharmacy and druggists every
where. adv
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-05-02

dIss.pates IS a result Of an unI0I-
tunate love affair. She brings him
back to normally. He then seeks to
return to his first affection, where
upon thrilling fight for his love
ensues.
David Powell has the part Of the
man, and Mary MaeLaren IS seen
in the role of the other girl.
Chester Whitney, veteran director,
had an admirable supporting east to
work with, including. as it does, WI
liam Powell, Charles Wellesley, WI
liam David and Teddy Sampson.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-05-02
NEW RAIL LINE FOR
SOUTHEAST GA. FORMED

ATLANTA, May Am applica-
ton to be made for a charter for
the Savannah, GlennviIle & Western
Railroad company, according to no
tjce received by the Georgia Pub
lie Service commission, Joseph T..
Grice, of Glennville, in filing the
notice, also gives notice that the in
corporators Of the proposed road will
shortly ask the commission to af-
prove a stock issue, the company
composed of men of that neighbor-
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-05-02
WEDMEeD ~, NAV : 1913

.-o--, .-+g-a5 1o-g.-s ~nI t@lcn over
tie ola Savannah & Southern rail-
road. The road IS to operate from
Savannah to the AltamaEa river, in
lattnall county, touching Letford,
Willie and GiennyI.le, running
through, Chatham, Bryan, Lhelty,
Long and Tattnall counties with the
principal offices in Letford, Bryan
county. The road is "a miles long.
The capital stock Of the new COM
gany is to be $4,000.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-05-02
PRINTED SILK

One of the smart new printed silk
fabrics shows a design Of dull red
on a background of midnight blue
Printed effects also are to be seen
in the silk fiber knitted materials.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-05-02

Goldfish with large flowing tails,
which can be used as a support when
the fish is at rest, are imported from
Japan.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-05-02
A CARD OLE THANKS.

Mr.. and Mrs j. w. Kennedy and
family of Plains gratefully ac-
knowledge the love and sympathy OF
their many friends in their recent
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-05-02
RATHING SUIT

Applying the scantiness Of the
one-piece bathing suit are detached
wristlets and decorative bands to be
worn about the thighs anil legs.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-05-02
SO PARANOUNTS
FOR RYLhNOER
Besides First National And Me
tro Pictures For Patrons
During Summer

CONTINUED from Page One.}
Rex Beach's "The Meier Do Well"
Alice Brady in THE Leopard
ess.
Gloria Swanson and Antonio Mo-
rino in MY American Wife
Dark Secrets with Robert Ellis
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-05-02
Tins EASY TO CLEAN

Line your cake tins with waXed
paper and you won't have to scour
them so hard after using.
The Washington times., 1923-10-17
IF BACK HURTS
BEGIN ON SALTS
Flush Your Kidneys Occa.
siOnally by Drinking
Jad Salts.

No man or woman can make q.
mistake by flushing the kidneys oc-
casionally, says q well-knowu
authority. Too much rich food
creates acids which clog the kidney
pores so that they sluggishly filter
or strain only part of the waste
and poisons from the blood. Then
you get sick. rheumatism, head.
aches, liver trouble, nervousness.
bladder disorders often come from
sluggish kidneys.
The moment you feel a dun ache
in the kidneys or your back hurts
begin to drink soft water in quaint
ties: also get about four ounces OF
Jad Salts from any reliable phari
macy and take q tablespoonful Il
a glass of water before breakfasq
for a few days and your kidneys
may then act fine.
This famous salts is made from
the acid Of grapes and lemon juiceI
combined with lithia, and has been
used for years to help flush clogged
kidneys and stimulate them to ac1
tivity, also to help neutralize th9
acids in the system so they nE
longer cause irritation, thus otter
relieving bladder disorders.
Jad Salts is inexpensive and can
not injure; makes q delightful Ell
fervescent Whitewater drink. which
everyone can take now and then to
help keep the kidneys clean and
the blood pure, thereby often pre-
venting serious kidney complica'
tons. BY all means have your
physician examine your kidneys a.
least twice year.
Jad Salts Company,
New York. N. Y.
The Washington times., 1923-10-17
UNCLE EZRA
OBSERVES
By La Monte WaIdron.

by La NIO1tt0 V6lOEOns
~ oMETHIN, tells me that
~ Tomlxins' cat d q terrible
~ bigamist.
Matte Spriggins says them
there red hats is sinful.
Life amt so hard after aIl-iG
you take It easy.
Aunt Hannah Marian says that
there bootleg ticker 10 worse n
the seven plaques Of Egypt. with
the st. vitus dance throwed IN.
I knowed q man onca that
didn't admire his neighbor's good
loolxin' wife. He had q better
looSin' one himself.
Most wimmen d ruther be real
stylish than have pair Of wingaN
81 asks me IL I'm goin' down
to see the barn dance. Yes, street
II the barns goin' to dance i.'H
be well with seein'.
I'd ruther be the village fdfOt
than the smart Aieck what loses
ev'rythin' but his socks bettIn'
on git-rich-quickers.
F--r=
A Teller what'lI smoke ciga.
roots in a hayloft ought to have
the top Of his. head took off an.
looked into.
Sophrony Gibbets bought her Q
new dress an she's SO alfred
careful OF it she amt wore It for
nigh onto five year.
Three Of the young galoots
down to the village is shinin'
round the school ma.am. shes
good lookin' enough tos be one of
these here vampires.
Young Ike simkins run away
from school t'other day. says
they kept pesterin' him with
questions concernin' somethin' hs
don't know nothing about.
Feller in the yaIler auto 10 back
here an 'Julyet links Is so ixcited
she don't know which way to
turn when she wants to 90 ahead.
Emmy Poets is goin' to marry
Pod Hicks. At least. that's what
she says. IN,
Browns new rooster reminds
me Of Grover .Carberry Whittis.
Holds his head so high an makes
SO blamed much noise about him
self.
Sally Ann Pitter says the
things she sees on Julyet Jinka'
clothes1ine Is scandal.
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The Washington times., 1923-10-17
Physician Makes
New Gland Test
GlandOgen Provides Simple Method
of Taking Glandular
Treatment.

BY increasing the power Of Ger.
tain glands in the human body, a.
Baltimore physician believes he can
prolong life. The doctor spent con-
siderable time in Germany, where
he conducted a series of highly sue
cesSful laboratory experiments.
This physicians method treats the
glands in such way as to multiply
their inherent powers.
Today the benefits OF science's
latest discovery in gland therapy
can be enjoyed In the form OF
Glandogen, q highly concentrated
glandular tonic, prepared from the
glands of healthy young animals.
Glandogen has had unusual sue
cess in the treatment OF thousands
of ailing men and women. It is
obtainable at all Peoples Drug
Stores.
Mail orders given prompt atten.
ton.
GLANDOCEN
The Washington times., 1923-10-17

M E ID B i r Y
SA VS. |
By John P. Medbury.
A PROMINENT doctor says
~ that medicine is all right
"A but the best cure for any
illness is a bowl of goldfish.
The goldfish should be taken
mentally and not internally.
If you suffer from rheumatism
all you've got to do is to look at
a bowl of goldfish for a couple
of hours and your pains will be
q gone.
One man tried this on his cat,
and IN less than fifteen minutes
the goldfish were gone.
The idea in the cure is that
once you realize how happy and
contented the goldfish are you
will want to be the same way.
A New York guy did this and
he absorbed so much content
ment that when his wife came
home she found him swimming
around in the bathtub.
She was afraid to let the water
out for fear he'd drown.
When she spoke to him he never
uttered a sound. He wanted To
answer her, but he didn't know
what kind of a noise a goldfish
would make.
He thought that If he looked and
acted enough like goldfish his
wife would put him in glass bowl
and set him in the parlor.
You can imagine how it would
9tartle a woman to discover the
cat carrying her husband out into
the backyard.
But a man will never realize
what pain and suffering a gold
%ic1a - I1nrIa
happens to him.
People seem to think that u
goldfish is happy just because he
doesn't sit upon the edge of the
bowl and howl all night.
We take it for granted that
they're not afraid of anything just
because they don't jump out of the
water and run under the couch
and hide every time they see a
stranger.
A, goldfish is scared to death
Of cat, and once a cat catches
him he will wiggle and fight until
the last mouthfuI
They could put up a worse
battle than they do, but they
realize a cat doesn't like to be
disturbed while he's eating.
A goldfish may be able to cure
a human being, but he's given in
digestion to lots Of cats.
They may look serene six days
q week. but did you ever notice
how nervous they get on Friday?
This mental stuff may be all
right, but If you're so sick the
doctor gives you up how do you
expect a goldfish to know what's
the matter with you?
Copyright, 1928. King Features
Syndicate, Inc.)
ADVERTISEMENT.
The Washington times., 1923-10-17

They could put up a worse
battle than they do, but they
realize cat doesn't like to be
disturbed while he's eating.
The Washington times., 1923-10-17

A goldfish may be able to cure
q human being, but he's given in
digestion to lots Of cats.
The Washington times., 1923-10-17

The goldfish should be taken
mentally and not internally.
The Washington times., 1923-10-17

They may look serene six days
q week. but did you ever notice
how nervous they get on Friday?
The Washington times., 1923-10-17

A goldfish is scared to death
Of a cat, and once a cat catches
him he will wiggle and fight until
the last mouthfuI.
The Washington times., 1923-10-17

Sally Ann Pitter says the
things she sees on Julyet Jinka'
clothesiina is q scandal.
The Washington times., 1923-10-17

If you suffer from rheumatism
all you've got to do is to look at
a bowl of goldfish for a couple
of hours and your pains will De
gone.
The Washington times., 1923-10-17

A New York guy did this and
he absorbed so much content
ment that when his wife came
home she found him swimming
around in the bathtub.
The Washington times., 1923-10-17

This mental stuff may be all
right, but If you're so sick the
doctor gives you up how do you
expect a goldfish to know what's
the matter with you?
Copyright, 1923. King Features
Syndicate, Inc.)
The Washington times., 1923-10-17

People seem to think that u
goldfish Is happy just because he
doesn't sit upon the edge of the
bowl and howl all night.
The Washington times., 1923-10-17

The idea in the cure is that
once you realize how happy and
contented the goldfish are you
will want to be the same way.
The Washington times., 1923-10-17

We take it for granted that
they're not afraid of anything just
because they don't jump out of the
water and run under the couch
and hide every time they see a
stranger.
The Washington times., 1923-10-17
M E d B u r Y
SA Y s.
By John P. Medbury.

A PROMINENT doctor says
~ that medicine is all right
IA but the best cure for any
illness is a bowl of goldfish.
The Washington times., 1923-10-17

But q man will never realize
what pain and suffering a gold
fish has to go through until this
happens to him.
The Washington times., 1923-10-17

You can imagine how it would
startle a woman to discover the
cat carrying her husband out into
the backyard.
The Washington times., 1923-10-17

Browns new rooster reminds
me Of Grover sCarberry whittlo.
Holds his head soshigh' an makes
SO blamed much noise about him
self.
The Washington times., 1923-10-17

One man tried this on his cat,
and IN less than fifteen minutes
the goldfish were gone.
The Washington times., 1923-10-17

She was afraid to let the water
out for fear he'd drown.
The Washington times., 1923-10-17

When she spoke to him he never
uttered a sound. He wanted To
answer her, but he didn't know
what kind of a noise a goldfish
would make.
The Washington times., 1923-10-17

He thought that If he looked and
acted enough like a goldfish his
wife would put him in glass bowl
and set him in the parlor.
The Washington times., 1923-10-17

Emmy Poets is goin' to marry
Pod Hicks. At least. that's what
she says.
The Washington times., 1923-10-17

ADVERTISENIEsNF.
The Washington times., 1923-10-17

FelIer in the yaller auto 10 back
here an rJulyet links Is so ixcited
she don't know which way to
turn when she wants to 80 ahead.
The Washington times., 1923-10-17

Young Ike sfmxins run away
from school t'other day. says
they kept pesterin' him with
questions concernin' aomethin' hs
don't know nothing about.
Evening star., 1923-12-16
COLORED LAbORER
KILLED IN CAVE-|N
Buried in Earth Collapse and
Dies After He Is Ex-
Cavated.

Caught in a mass of falling earth
In an excavation yesterday afternoon at
Tilden and 2Sth streets northwest,
William A. Mills, a colored laborer.
was rescued later, but died while on
the way to Georgetown University
Hospital.
Mills and a gang of laborers were
digging a foundation for a house
He was in the excavation when it
suddenly gave way and he, was
buried. While fellow workmen made
frantic efforts to dig the imprisoned
man from the earth call was sent
to No. Il engine company, on Wis
consin avenue, and also to the sub 7
police station for aid.
BY the time the fire apparatus ar
rived the workmen had succeeded in
clearing the earth from about the
mans head. The firemen, under the
direction of Capt. H. B. Barker, and
the police, directed by Sergt. Marks.
succeeded in removing Mills from the
earth.
Evening star., 1923-12-16
LUMBER INDUSTRY
|NDORSES TAX CUT
Letter to Mellon Says Move
Is Necessary to Increase
Prosperity.

Speaking for the entire lumber in
dustry, John W. Blodgett of Grand
Rapids. Mich, president of the Ma
tional Lumber Manufacturers Asso-
citation. in a letter yesterday to Sec
retary of the Treasury Mellon gave
unqualified Endorsement OF the pro-
posed tax reduction program. Adop-
tion by Congress of the Mellon tax
proposals. he said, will mean greater
prosperity.
Reduction of the tax rates on
earned incomes is simply matter Of
equity" Mr.. Blodgett said. There
can be no question that the govern
ment, as a matter of common justice,
must lower the levies now imposed
on what a man earns by his labor.
Lower taxes on earned incomes
would Increase the savings of those.
of moderate incomes, with the re-
suit that more money would be put
into circulation. More money would
be available for home building and
for other necessary development.
Money is now held out or invest
ments in commercial enterprises be-
cause of high surtaXes. Wealth has
sought refuge quite naturally in the
tax-eXempt security field. That
wealth is not now available to aid
and stimulate legitimate industrial
Mr.. Blodgett pointed out in his
letter that railroads are vitality af-
fected by the tendency of investors
to divert their money into tax free
bonds of states and municipalities.
IF Congress lowers the surtax rates
It will remove one of the chief i'm
pediments to progress in transporta-
tion and other large industries" he
declared. Larger investment in the
railroad industry and other legiti-
mate industries is necessary TO keep
pace with the countrys growth and
needs. This is not likely so long as
capital Is driven into tax free secu-
rifles by the present prohibitive sur
tax rates"
The letter congratulated Mr. Mellon
on his accomplishments as head of
the Treasury, saying that he had re-
duced the national debt; made the
dollar the standard of value the
world over, and now proposes to re-
duce the tax burden of the people of
the United States.
Evening star., 1923-12-16
"TIN CAN'' VOYAGEURS, BROKE,
FORCED TO BEG FOOD AND GAS

Strange types of voyageurs are
passing through Potomac Park tour
list camp these days. and stranger
still are predicaments which some
Of these "tin Gamers" are facing. AS
a matter of fact, 1t was learned yes
terday, those in charge Of the camp
have actually been forced to provide
free food and free gasoline for some
of the "tin Gamers" from the south
land to keep them on their way.
And these. are heading north. in spite
of wintry winds. to look for the work
they are unable to obtain in the
south.
Young fellows with all their earth
~ possessions tied up in a motor
went into the south earlier this year
expecting to find jobs which would
take care of them for the winter.
They are coming away again, it was
Evening star., 1923-12-16

found at the tourist camp yesterday,
and are going back to where win
ters are real winters, even IL you
do have to work to keep warm.
Yes" smiled the econcessionnaire in
charge of the camp today, some OF
these fellows are a bit hard UP. We've
been able to hand out few gallons
of gasoline and a few bites to eat
to them now and then, and only last
night we fed not only an automobile
free of charge, but also Its two occu-
pants.
you wouldn't think 1t. would you
now. but there's as many heading
north through here every day as Is
going south. It's just about a fifty
fifty break. But it's generally those
who are coming up from the south.
where they must be having a spell
of hard times, who are in need of
food and gas"
The tourists generally put up over
night at the camp and then move on
into the open road again early next
morning.
Evening star., 1923-12-16
1000 GALLONS SEIZED.
Report Covers Intoxicants Confis-
Gated Here Within Week.

Members of the vice and dry en-
forcement squads in the several po-
lice precincts the past week confis-
Gated more than 1000 gallons of
intoxicants. including some real
whisky. Much of the STUFF seized,
however. was colored alcohol and
synthetic gin. Several automobiles
also were seized.
Arrests for intoXication. 156. led
the list of violators of the law re-
lating to liquor. There were twenty
eight persons arrested for selling,
forty-one for transporting and nine
teen for Illegal possession. Nine per-
sons were arrested for driving auto
bues While under the influence Of
ljnllnr
Evening star., 1923-12-16
WINS MENTAL HONORS.
John A. She'll Makes Highest
Score in Alpha Army Test.

John A. She'll made the highest
score in the Alpha army intelligence
test, given by DR.. Brockbank of the
psychology department to the stu
dents of the X. OF c. evening school,
II was announced last night His
rating was Alpha 204-212
Mrs. Gertrude Williams OF the type
writing department has passed the
gold medal test given by a typewriter
company. by maintaining an average
of seventy-flve words a minute for
fifteen minutes with less than five
errors
DR.. John A. Ryan of the Catholic
University will give a series of lee
lures on "Co-operation and Govern
ment Ownership" beginning January T.
Evening star., 1923-12-16
CANADA CROP VALUE DROPS.

OTTAWA. December 1.-THE total
value of Canada's principal field crops
for 1923 was estimated by the Dominion
bureau of statistics at SS92,572.300, as
compared with 1862 200 in 1922 and
1891 ,S63,670 in 1921
Evening star., 1923-12-16
CIDER

Usual LUCKNOUGH Quality
Ga. Ave. Pike. turn right sligo
straight on at Colesville to LUCK
NOUGH Orchards. Ednor. Md.
Note: Sod out on Stayrnan'&
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-19
a,,acLAR SUSPECT SLAIN
WHEN he REFUSES TO HALT

CLEVELAND, Ohio, May 19.-An
un;dentified man, suspected OF, be-
ing a burglar, was shot and killed
earlv today by Patrolman lehman,
when he disregarded an order to
halt.
The officer fired twice. The man
was taken to a hospital where he
died about 6 o'clock without re-
VaaIing his identity. A bag flileo
with brass was found near the
body.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-19
Appreciation.

Betty is a modern girl
In all her words and actions;
She keeps her suitors in a whirl
With maddening distractions;
She smokes and drinks and rolls
her socks
And wears her skirts knee.high.
The powder on her features
shocks
staid spinsters passing by.
She throws discretion to the
winds
AS to my lips she clings,
But I'm shock absorber
And appreciate such things.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-19
Opening the Season.

Tessie-Let's go swimming at
the beach next Sunday, dearie.
Jessie-Oh, no; let's wait
while. That handsome life guard
who saved US last year doesn't
get out of college until the first
Of the month.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-19
CANCER VICTIM WILLS
$4,000 TO BUY. RADIUM

NEW YORK, May 19.-The .Betn
Israel Hospital has received $le'oVV
from the estate of Moses Cfystal,
real estate operator. He Wllled ~
the hospital With the express requssI
that the sum be used to buy radium.
CRYSTAL died about a year ago from
nicer. In his illness he was told
that the use of radium during the
early stages of that diaease you'd
pTalong life.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-19

Old Jack Spratt could eat no fat -,
His wife could eat no meat;
And so between the two of them
They never got a thing to eat.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-19

The next. Presidential cam
paign will be a sticky affair. says
a writer. And the public. as
usual, will be the one that gets
stuck.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-19

Bill Grub, the skyline philos-
opher, says some birds have an
awful draft running through from
ear to ear.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-19

Birds disappearing from city
life, says. naturalist. The chil-
Gren's photographers haven't
heard about it.