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Evening star., 1923-12-17
Grain, Produce and
Live Stock
LOCAL WHOLESALE MARKET.

Dealers this morning predicted a
30 to 35-cent market on turkeys for
Christmas holidays. These prices,
they added, should give retail mar
ket of 40 to As cents. Many turkeys
are being received from nearby Mary
land and Virginia, and shipments
from other states also are expected.
Lower prices on chickens also pre-
vailed. Rabbits are still plentiful ana
cheaper, selling as low as SO dozen.
Strictly fresh eggs this morning
eggs were quoted at So and 50 cents.
Dealers think the top price on eggs
has been reached. and look for
gradual decline in price.
Eggs-StrictIy fresh, selected, can
died, per dozen, 52a53; average re-
celptS, As; storage, 30a32.
Live poultry-Roosters, per lb;, 10;
turkeys, per H.. 80; spring cnlcK-
ems. per I'm, 22a23; keats, young, each.
6Oa70 fowls per h., 20a21:
Dressed poultry-Fresh killed spring
pei, lb., 2Sa3O; hens, per lb., 26a2a; :;
turkeys. per h., 30a35; keats, young
each. S0as5; roosters. per lb, 20.
. Game-Rabbits, No: 1, per dozeh'
&
Live stock-Calves, choice, per 10
II II; medium, per lb., IL; thin, per 10,
oaIo. Lambs, spring, per ID, 10: hiSe ~,
pigs, 3.00a5.00 each: live hogs, per lp''
712.
Green fruits-Apples. per basket
50a2. 90; per barrel, 2.00a6.00. cali az,
fornia oranges. per crate, 6OOa 1.OO'
Florida, 300a4 90. Lemons, per poX'
3.50a 450- Grapefruit. 3.00a3.50 Gran
berries, 5.00a6.O0 per one-half barrel.
Grapes. California Emperos. 2.75a3.O0.
egetables-Potatoes No. l, 225a
$50; No. 2, 1.0Oa1.50. Potatoes, round
per bag, 2.oOa2.5O; sweet potatoes.
5.50a600 per bbl. Southern lettuce,
per crate, 1.00a2.00: nearby, 50a1.OO;
Iceberg. 3.50a4.00. Cabbage, northern.
1.50a2 90 per 100 lbs; nearby. l:O0a
i.50 bbl. Tomatoes. Florida, 4.00ao.00.
Beans. southern. per basket, 3.Ooa$.50.
Peas. per basket, 3.00a4 co. New York
celery, per crate, washed, 5.50a6.oo; in
rough, New York, 2.50a4.00; California
550a6.00 Squash, 2.5Oa3.0O. Peppers, per
crate. Florida, 2.50a3.5o. Eggplant
4 00a5.o0 Kale, per bbl., l.50a2. 90.
Spinach, per Dbl, 2.50a3.0O. Southern
cucumbers. per bushel, 4.50a5.00. Car
rots, 100-lb. sack, 225a2.50. Brussels
sDrOut; 10ao0
Evening star., 1923-12-17
BUTTER PRICES HIGHER

CHICAGO, December 17.-Butter-
Higher: creamery, extras, SO; stand.
ards. 4s1; extra firsts. 4s4a52; firsts
45a47 n: seconds, 43a44. Eggs-Lower
receipts, 3,Ss4 cases; firsts, 40; ordi-
nary fiji SITS, 34a3T.
Evening star., 1923-12-17
VISIBLE GRAIN SUPPLY.

NEW YORK, December 1.-THE
visible supply of American grain
shows the following changes, in bush
els: Wheat increased 1,261,o00, corn
=, -..-.r I'd $50 0GO nats increased 100.
Evening star., 1923-12-17
DRY GOODS QUIET.
Market Hesitant Due to Raw Cot
ton Fluctuations.
snecial Disnatch to The staI

Special Dispatch to The Star.
NEW YORK, December l7.-Cotton
goods markets started off the week
with a hesitant note giving to the
uncertainty stu ul,As-aGiETt as a re-
suit of wide n h the raw
paTt pait'h neIa m'ff flS q int int eiosh %ods
mutations for 81
Evening star., 1923-12-17
LIVE POULTRY LOWER.

CHICAGO, December 17.-Poultry-
Alive, lower; fowls, 14a1Sh; springs,
1G1.; roosters, 12k geese. is turkeys.
%
Evening star., 1923-12-17
Rafore Won Tnyest-InyestiEat


It's queer how careful a man can
be after he's lost his money. Abe
Martin says that a man who is not
satisfied with per cent and his
money are soon parted.
Evening star., 1923-12-17
ON New YORK BONDS STOCK EXCHANGE
(Sales are in $1,000
UNITED STATES BONDS.

(Fractions represent thirty seconds.
Example: 98-3 means 98 3-32.)
Evening star., 1923-12-17

TOTAL SALES (Iar Value):
IL am. 2756 900 IL noon Sis 900
lp.m.. 6073 0OG ppm. Z 500 900
Evening star., 1923-12-17
FOREIGN EXCHANGE.

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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-10-30
BANCo TERRITORIAL Y
AGRIcoLA DE PUERTO RICO
sEccIoN DE AHoRRos

Habiendo sufrido extravio la libreta
i1imero 7421, expedida por este Banco
nombre de don FRANCISCO ONE
I'LL, de santurce, Sc hace saber: que
81 pasados treinta tfas dcspues de la
primera publication de este anuncio
sin que persona alguna Sc haya pre-
sentado reclamar su mejor derecho,
Sc le expedira sl correspondents dupli
cado quedando sin valor la original.
SAN JUAN P. r. 26 de OCTUBRE
de 1928 Ell Secretario p. Rocafort.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-10-30
UNA REYERTA EN- AREcIBo

En- la Finca de Heriberto Hess sita
en- Ell barrio 'aSanta Rosa de Arecibo,
Manuel Camacho hizo tres disparos dc
pistola a Jose Pujols hiri6ndolc lcve,
mente.
Jose Lopez quien tambi6n intcrvino
en- este suceso hiri6 con un machcte a
Gregorio Batista.
Ambos agresores fueron arrestados y
los heridos pasaron a sus respectivas
residencias despu6s de haber sido cura-
dos en- Ia Sala de socorros del pueblo.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-10-30
NOtas de sport
Confirmation de la pag. a,

mas de cuatro innings, por 10 menos,
pero nosotros, aquellos fanaticos que
somos imparciales en- las opiniones del
deporte, de acuerdo con ell juego de la
mafiana, apreciamos que la pelota es
como dicen los "cubiches'': s'chiqui-
ia y redonda'', que 81 el "Huma-
cao'' bateaba como realmente es su
costumbre tendrfa mas oportunidad
que las otras novenas por su efecti-
vidad en- la "majagua".
Daba gracia oir al SLUGGER Par
petit, preguntar por Ell Camaroncito,
Ell Pitcher de los orientales, que des-
de Ell primer momento que lego, los
s'cubiches' Sc decian que 81 venfa de
suerte darfa un magnffco resultado por
su capacidad, tambien Sc veia a Par
petit mirar la pizarra cada vez que
lie propinaban TN cero Ell Camaronci-
to, decir que cada cero que lie ano-
taba era TN ''pellizquito' -. que lie
daba.
Ell senior Juncos que en- otras Gro
nicas habia dicho que en- Puerto Ri
co le faltaba ''pimienta" a las nove-
mas, observamos que no era asi; que
hay novenas en- Puerto Rico que no
tienen ''pimienta sino "mostaza"
Y vamos con Ell senior Saliva,
mejor dicho Tunito. Habiamos nota-
do en- ell juego de la mafiana que Sc
encontraba muy preocupado como que
no iba poder usar la "manilla
! que por suerte es la tnica defensa
que tiene para lamar, pero nosotros
sabiamos que la novena Hubnacao'
como no respeta pitchers con "mani-
lla''-pues va habian hecho explotar
Gamiz. que ha sido ell que mejor re
sultado ha dado entire los pitchers
'cubiches'' Teniamos que suponer
que Tunito explotaba, para cerrar
Ell rosario explotamos al caracterizado
Parade (No Bananas), que para no
dejar dudas, cuando debut6 en- su pri-
mer juego, manifesto que 81 lie ha-
habian bateado, porque tenia los de-
dos con que lanzaba "enfermos'.-
Pero el domingo cue va habia salido
de su convalescencia, pudimos hacer-
le yer que en- Puerto Rico hay nove-
mas que tienen "pimienta como di-
ce el sefior Juncos.
Ell "abralito' "a. Hernandez
como asi ha sido bautizado por los
fanaticos-el domingo parece ser que
Sc encontraba muy nervioso, pues nos
extraf6 muchisimo no haberlo visto
en- Ell juego de la tarde como en- los
anteriores. Ell que ocupa Ell jardiu
corto de los ''eubiches Sr. F. Ri
vas, tambi6n 10 pudimos yer que Sc
encontraba en- las mismas condolences
del ''Abuelito Hernandez, pues San
tana 10 salud6 con uno de esos feno-
menales majaguazos que 6l acostunn-
bra dar.
Aunuue muy oscuro tuvimos la opor
tunidad de terminar ell juego sin que
1ueSe SuSpend1dO por los umplres pa
ra que no diese lugar dudas por
parte de los adversarios de dicha no
vena, pues asi result6 Ell triunfo ter
minandose ell juego favor del ''EIu-
macao Stars, quedando cumplidas las
profesias del "fan'' humacaefio Mr..
Guerra, que es uno de los caballeros
mas enthusiasts del ''deporte rey''.
Felicitamos cordialmente la no
vena que ha puesto en- alto el nombre
de todos los s'players' del pals,
particularmente a los directories de di-
cha novena; Y a los ''cvtbiches' da-
mosle un sensible R. ]. P.
DUTcHERLAND.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-10-30
SA!UD Y RN!!EZA

puede I'd. conseguirla con la poderosa
moneda magica. Esta prodigiosa none
da, es La dicha de los jugadores, CO.
merciante toda gente de negocios,
Para informes SRA. G. M. Filomeno,
profesora ciencias ocultas, Box 115, san
tnurce. Puerto Rico. AdVt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-10-30
DUTcHERLAND.
N1No AVOCADO

Juan Ruiz hijo de Fernando Ruiz del
barrio "Mal paso" de Aguada perecio
ahogado en- una quebrada.
Ell nifio no contaba mas que 18 me
ses de edad.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-10-30

LA CRECA. el meior restaurants
de San Juan. Ietuan 21.-AdXE
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-12-24

out Of farming. 1t is the only
way.
The record Of the Chattooga
county farmer is excellent and
ought to serve as a Geeat stimu-
lus to cotton lines cin spite OF
the weevilY'
It is not an unusual or freak
record by any means. ! was in
Griffin Saturday alta meeting of
farmers ana at which $3.50 in
prizes were awarded to contest
ants who made the most cotton
per acre under weevil conditions.
There were several records al
most az good. These prizes were
awarded by the Griffin Banking
company, and show again the
spirit of cooperation that is do
ing so much for Georgia today.
The Times-Recorder will joir
other Sumter county firms in offer
ing a substantial CASH award t
the Sumter county farmer--man O
woman who produces the creates
TIMBER Of pounds Of lint per acr'
in 1924.
Without climate and our soil,
state record can be produced.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-12-24
IVES AT HOME AND HAS SOMETHING To-sELL EVERY WEEK

the guest Of Miss Mamie Durham.
Mr. p. ii. Graves ard son, Terry.
Of Neosho, Mo-, are spendibe the
Joined Mrs. Pope il 4 vislg 70 her
ents. Mr. and MIS-. r. S. OhYer
Jno. b. Clark came "Wednesday
from Auburn, Ala, where he Is at
tending Alabapa Polytechnic lnsti-
tute. to spendfthe holidays with his
father, j. B. Clark.
Many persons have recently NOV
ed their residences in Plains. Those
changing homes were Mr.. and Mrs.
Walter Kennedy, who moved into
the home Of Mrs. Fannie Jennings,
Mr., and Mrs. Folncr Bankston, WHO
fought the Lawson home occuIira
by Wells Racon ard owned by MIR
higgins, al South Carolina; NJ =
and Mrs. w. < Arnold, who moved
into the residence vacated by the
Bankston family. Mr.. and Mrs. e.
L. Bridges have an apartment in
the home of Mr., and Mrs W. L.
Thomas; Mr.. and Mrs. Edmund Oil
yer has proved into one of the new
bungalows recently built by r. s..
Oliver; Mr.. and Mrs. Ben Marshall
now occupy the residence vacated
by the Oliver family; Mrs. Annie
Lee McGarrah and family have nov
ed to Americas, where they will re-
side in future, and Mr.. and Mrs.
7. w. Walters who resided with
Mrs. M. D. Walters the past year,
have moved into their own home.
Miss Pearl Longford and Miss Cy-
thia Langford, teachers in Plain
school, left Friday for Woodyielle,
their home, to- spend the yuletide
season.
Miss Mabel Carter, who teaches in
Plain, High school, left Friday for
Commerce to spend the holidays at
her home.
Miss Mabel Kendrick, Miss Mar
tina Kendrick, Harold Kendrick and
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-12-24

1.-Two houses were blown down in
Pasadena, Claif Wasn't Hi John
son. He was in Washington.
The Chinese republic is IL years
old now and is making fairly good
marks at school.
French writer says Germany lost
the peace as well as the war. We
say everybody lost both.
Better known candidates would
be Volstead, Chaplain, Bryan,
Lloyd and other famous hGmor-
lists
Johnny Weismuller, champion
swimmer who has been sick is back
in the swim again.
The baseball season will open
April 90, but April Fools Day
would be more appropriate.
Caterpillars are so foolish. Now
they have invaded Germany. They
will starve to death.
Philadelphia man stole to buy
Christmas presents so viii find
Santa Claus is barred.
They jailed four poets in Mes
COW, proving that even the Russians
have fun at times.
A doctor leads hard life. Ev-
cry holiday he rushes around to
PEOPLE who have eaten too much.
The prince of swindlers has been
arrested in Chicago. Stranger, but
he was not coal dealer.
Every winter everybody is sur
prised at the weather.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-12-24
; OLD DAYS IN AMERICUS :.
THERTY YEARS AGO TODAY
(Flom the Times Recorder. Dec.
% 12o2

CFrom the Times Recorder. Dec.
"a, 1899
The large dwelling house on the
old Sheppard Pryor plantation,
some ten or twelve miles south. OF
the city, was burned to the ground,
together with its contents early yes
terday morning.
Among the hundreds Of lovely
and beautiful things seen in our
city lately, none has been So uni
versally admired as the exquisite
and faultless picture of Miss Calie
Windsor executed by Professor Ven
Ripper. The likeness is a perfect
one in water colors and when one
gazes on that delicately tinted
face, so ike the original, Tenny-
sons dream of fair and beautiful
women is fully realized.
G. w. Glover the head of the
Americas Grocery Company was dis
tributing the contents Of a box Of
Principe cigars among his friends
yesterday evening, as a slight tok.
en- OF his food will toward mankind.
lie IS very hopeful for the business
of 1894.
Mr.. and Mrs. Eugene Hawkins,
Jr., arrived yesterday from Calves
ton, and viii be the guests of Co.
and Mrs. Z. A. Hawkins, at their
home on Church street during the
holidays.
Miss Julia Hugenin, one of Ma
cons fairest young debutantaes. Is
the guest of Miss Lille Glover. at
her home on Lee street for the
Christmas holidays.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-12-24
OPINIONS OF
OTHER EDITORS
THE PRINCE OF WALES

THE PRINCE OF WALES
One is inclined to believe that
better blood flows today in the
veins Of royalty-or some Sec
lions Of THAN has flowed in q
long time. The reputed retort Of
the T l,9 Of Wales to his faith
en- ,.-,.o he had no intention Of
becoming King but that ii he had
to 'oo King he would be a real
one, reveals what has been sus-
pectcd all along, that the Prince
Is somewhat Of real man.
1t is declared that after the
Princes return from India, it
was reported he would renounce
the throne, owing to poor health:
but denial Immediately followed
that is, denial he would re-
nounce en- account of i'll health
The Prince of Wales does not
GET along well with his kingW
lather and Qeenly mother. He
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-12-24
80 YEARs AGo TopAY
From the Times-Recorder. Dee.
"a. 1870

AS the result of realty sale yes
terday, another pretty residence cut
Lee street is assured. Mrs. |. j. Kali
mon purchased the Sawyer vacant
lot near the residence of Mr. John
IT, Ansley and will build there early
in the new year.
Luther Bloer, formerly Of Attain
ia but more frequently bird off
passage TO Cincinnati, came back to
Americas yesterday, donned his old
suit Of stripes and hit the road at
daylight with the county chaingang
from which he escaped in February.
Mr.. and Mrs. P. B. Williford,
Misses Fannie May and Louise
Williford will go to the Fort Valley
as guests tomorrow of Mr. and
Mrs. Ralph Newton, Mrs. Newton re-
returns in here late wit hthen.
Mrs George w. Riley is enter
tanning during the holidays Miss
Eleanor Riley, Of Albany, Misses
Louise Riley, Willie, Edith Riley
Jimmie Riley and Rea Riley of
Macon who arrived Tuesday.
Messrs. Hollis Lanier and Clark
Howell, Jr., have come from Athens
to spend the University holidays at
Mr.. Lanier's home here.
Miss Georgia Fort has come from
Wesleyan to spend Christmas in
Americas to the delight Of her
many friends.
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
Monday No papcI, ni,blisbod
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-12-24
THE REFEREE
SPEEDERS

Sentencing auto speeders to the
.workhouse, Cleveland traffic
judge says he is convinced that
within few years it viii be nee
essary to prohibit the manufacture
of ign speed cars. Cars should be
geared down, at the factories, so
they couldn't make more than, say,
rs miles an hour.
A fool person of bad judg-
ment driving 10 miles an hour may
be just as dangerous as a capable,
cautious driver going as, but only
occasionally. The way to prevent
speed is to take away the means Of
speed. No one really needs to trav-
el faster than a mile in two minutes
except police, doctors, flremen and
crooks.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-12-24
Our Daily
Poem
THE OPEN ROAD

We love the open country,
The pleasant rural scene,
The ozone rare that's in the air,
So brisk and clear and keen,
Where one is free as he can be,
Where-you know what / mean!
We love the open country,
The trees, the hills, the sky,
Our lungs are filled, our hearts are
thrilled
AS we we go touring by,
Where nature smiles for miles on
miles -
To glad the questing eye.
We love the open country,
The road that stretches far,
But find the air is chilly there
You know how these things are
And lest the breeze should make us
sneeze
We use sedan car.
We love the open country,
But you know, l suppose,
The sun shines down and tans you
brown,
Puts freckles on your nose.
A good sedan avoids that tan
And shuts out wind that blows.
We love the open country,
It's such change from town,
I'VE cannot see sky, hill or tree,
When leaves are green or brown,
But, oh, we ride so snug inside
With all the curtains down)
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-12-24
WEEK"

Douglas Kendrick, al Of Atlanta,
Ieanld Saturday to spend a brief time
with Mr. and Mrs. A. G. Kendrick.
Miss Alice Ruth Zimmerman, who
teNches IN Richland public schools
is spending a few days with her
mother Mrs. Alice Zimmerman.
Rev ] 2. Hall, Of Wadley, who
was recently called to the Plains
Baptist church pastorate, has ac-
cspted the call and will enter upon
h2s duties here the first Sunday in
january 1t is announced the fifth
Sunday Of this month Dir. j. D.
Eanlag, Of Sherman. Texas. will
fill tie pulpit in the absence Of
pastor.
NY wife wants a piano, but
am getting her some dishes instead. -
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-12-24
HIGHWAYS

Roads, $500 miles long were
built or improved with financial aid
from the national government dur.
ing the last fiscal year.
That seems a lot, and is, in a
sense. But the total mileage of
country roads in America is nearly
SoO times as big. So there's no such
Inlng as too much OF the good roads
movement. The main goal is mil.
cage when 1t should be building for
permanence.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-12-24
'THREEISMILES
Thrills of College Life.

Thrills of College Life.
Farmer-WeH, son, what are
you doing up in that tree?
Son-Just got letter from the
sophomores IN correspondence
school telling me to haze myself
Tyre.
Trafhfulness Rewarded,
A Civl War veteran had spent d
week at New York hotel. When
he went to pay his bill, the clerk
asked;
What was your fank?"
81 was a private the old soldier
replied.
We'll, | won charge you any
thing. You are the first private /
have ever met. Judge.
A Good Sign.
shes You don't love me any
more
He-Why do you say that?
She-The last three times you We
left before father made you.-Tit-
Bits (London).
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-12-24
Get Off The Fence

Occasionally we hear Of one min
lister here and another there who
has the courage and manhood to
come out squarely and express his
views regarding membership in the
Ku Klux Khan.
Just why there are so few, we can
not understand We do not believe
the claims of the khan that there
are many thousands of ministers in
their ranks, and yet
Last week at Washington, D. c.,
the Rev. A. W. Pyler, of Green's
boro, N. c., delivered a bitter attack
against the khan in a speech before
the Soae-l.l Methodist Press asso-
citation of church editors.
Critici2ing for hiding the identity
of its members behind masks, and
its practice of writing anonymous
letters, DR. Pyler excoriated the or
ganization for its methods adopted
against the negro, the Jew and the
Catholic, and according to press dis
patches, concluded his attack with
this picturesque description Of a So
called Methodist preacher:
But now we have the pitiable
and contemplate spectacle of
Z so-called Methodist preacher cloth
ed in a night shirt with a white
rag over his face, going out to
regulate society.
'You ask hing why the garb?'
he answers, 4 am fixed IN to,
fight bootleggers and | am hot
after Jews and Roman Catholics
God save the Methodist
church for that matter from
preacher who is too big coward
to fight in The open.
The ku klux expects hooded
disguise and grotesque costumes
to strike terror to the hearts 81
the minated, but they have fail
ed ANONYMOUSLY in this, exce3t
with a few ignorant reqroes and
good sprinkling of the members
OF several state legislators-,nen
who are proverbially afraid Of
their shadows"
!. The khan is RIGHT, or the khan
is WRONG If right, it should have
the endorsement of the minister.
# wrong, it should receive the ex-
coriation of those who have assumed
to lead. The minister who attemn,s
to straddle the fence is Incapable.
off, moral or spiritual leadership
mantle American beauty-but
that is only pehapsing.
If the British people were con
stituted like the American people
and the Prince told his father he
would be real one, there is
danger the Prince would he made
King before his time.
however, : under the present
system of British government
where the King is hardly more
than figme-head and the real
power is vested in the Premier
u might be much better for
W waleS brother, the Duke Of
f orH' the "goody boy" In the
family to ascend the throne in
+o There is terrible possibility
serfipie to some-that if Wales
snouIa take the throne, he would
j. oe r. rremier as well as King. He
IS 'he premier kind, rather than
r me other. In this day and time
o maIes should not be king, but a
Telegraph Macon
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-12-24
CONVENIENT

>One farmhouse in eight has a
telephone in cur country. This
doesn't mean much TO city man.
But it does 10 an old-timer who
can recall when q farmer was often
completely out Of touch with the
outside world except when he
hitchea up and vent to town once
9 weey.
Oar generation is ending isola-
non and s2nquering. distance. This
laa its advantages But there's
9rt to be less individual thinking
when there's too much contact with
other minds.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-12-24
TOM SIMS SAYS

The most pathetic reading on
earth is a Shop Early sign on
TIE day before Christmas.
Politicians remind US of lire de-
partments. 5cneb pdy views with
alarm and away they go.
Seattle thieves got a car Of ap-
pies and so far the detectives e.
forts have been fruitless.
Michigan psychologist finds mix
ers make the most money. If he
means drink mixers, yes.
New York cops wife hit him so
he arrested her. There's an idea for
husbands. join the force.
Thieves in Shelbyville, Ky, got
10000 cigarets, or enough to last
a pool player two days.
Chicago boy went to a dance in
his underwear. Cops got him, but
pneumonia wanted him.
People in Seattle who have moth
ing to dance about are trying to
make dances stop early.
The first snow in years and
years fell in Arizona and amused
the coal dealers very much.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-12-24
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