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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
" eight Was
Nothing to
Old Master

ONE OF the greatest lightwelghts
who ever pulled on glove was
Joe Cans, the "old Master" The col
ored boy could hold his own with
any OF them. remarkably clever
boNer--one OF the best the game has
produced-he also packed a real wal
lop. Time and again Cans went out
Of his class 10 meet opponents. Size
or weight made no difference 20 him.
But Cans was In the ring in the
days when big purses were not
known. and when marathon" bouts
we're in order. Cans greatest battle
no doubt was that around affair
with Battling Nelson at Goldfield,
New. In 1906 II was scheduled as
a finish fight. but came to a sudden
end when Referee George siler gave
the fight to Cans on a foul. But
for that. there is no telling how
long the two would have battled.
In that bou, the Baltimore boy
fought for the largest purse ever
put up in fight In which he was
one OF the participants. The stakes
were good for $4,000 good sum
in those days.
But all Cans. the winner. got out
OF the kitty" was a mcagor sii. 900
and the lightweight title. Nelson.
tho loser. cornered the rest And
all because Billy Nolan. Nelson's
shrewd manager. refused TO sign ar.
tleles unless his protese was to get
two.thirda OF the purse for his share
win. lose or draw.
II Is one Of the rare instances in
tho game wherein the loser got the
bigger end OF the stakes.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
PLAYERS WORE
SWEATERS

The game was started in drizzle
and then il started to pour. the game
being halted for some time about the
third inning After short wait the
sun came out and the players fin
ished the game. Sawdust was used
plentiftilly around the bases. Fast
fielding and running were impossible.
For most Of the game the players
wore their sweaters.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
DAVIS ALWAYS
FIGHTS

II doesn't seem 70 matter muck
who fights Davis--there's always a
big run for the fans coin when the
Sorthwes, iff.pound king bares his
blond head 20 tho storms OF the
prize ring. Davis always fights. and
he's good enough 10 make tho going
Interesting for any welterwclRht In
the world. from Mickey Walter
down. over the six.round route.
That's saying quite a mouthful-bu,
It goes as II stands.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
BALDWIN GOES
aGREAT Guns

Ted Baldwin was the talk OF the
stands for the great exhibition OF
ground covering that he did in the
. first part OF the game. He handled
some nasty chances al third base and
started a double play that was a pip.
He also clicked one at the plate. He'll
do. boys
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
RUTH'S HOME
RUN GIVES
YANKS WIN

NEW YORK. April Hitting
' one OF Howard Ehmke's slants
for Circuit, drive into the right.
field bleachcrs. Babe Ruth drove in
two runs ahead OF him and einehed
a win IN the opening game for the
Yankees against the visiting Boston
Red gor
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19

Unless he can say good word for a fellow Orr won't
say anything. Orr, who Is family man. always reports
TO his club In tiptop shape
He's the kind Of ball player who gives all he has for
the team he rs playing for Orr never thinks OF the
averages when he's going after impossible chance
and he never thinks of them when he's at the plate.
That's why he's great shorstop and rated as one of
the best hit-and-run men in the circuit.
THERE is no finer tribute that we can nav Bill Orr
than to say that he's basebalIs finest gentleman
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
ANZACS WON'T
TRY FOR CUP

SYDNEY. Australia. April is.-The
Australian Davis cup team will be
unable TO compete this year. Owing
TO the inability OF James o. Ander-
son. Gerald Patterson and Pat o,Hara
Wood, the three court stars. TO enter
ths contest, Australia will be without
an cntrant. for the first time since
1905.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
CENTRE SEEKS
NEW STADIUM

Centre college, Is going out after a
new stadium and the college leaders
are going about getting IL in the same
spectacular way. A campaign slo-
gan Of. SAY IL with cement" was
adopted. and friends were asked to
kick in" with barrel or two. More
than $4,000 was raised around Dan.
vile. but that will not be enough.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
JOHNSTON UP FOR
ACID TEST

Tho New York boxing commission
pulled n wise one when they per.
mitted Floyd Johnston. now heavy.
weight sensation. 10 Sign for a TN
with Fred Fulton for Monday night.
Fulton. aside from the single draw.
back OF a chicken heart. In one OF
the best hcavywelghts developed in
recent years. II Johnston beats him
his stock will take a sudden rise for
his go with Jess Willard on May i2.
Fulton will rule as favorite.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
DOES RECORD
BOTHER SCOTT?

Everett Scott started the 1929 sea-
son with an unbroken record OF oss
games. IN addition 20 that no has
played In "a words series gan,os.
Some OF the Yank players believe
that the strain hurts Sco,ty and that
he viii play better ball when the
string ls broken.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
DAyIS,TARCUs
GO LOOKS GOOD

Next Tuesdays Arena ring show Is
going 70 be good one--no matter
what bouts are lined NJ in support
of the main cvent--if this man Jim.
my Marcus can measure up 10 ad.
vance reports. in the main 20 with
Travio Davis. the sturdy weller
weight wnrhorss OF Everett.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
SUDDEN CAN'T COMPETE

STANFORD UNIVERSITY. Call.
fornia. April is.-EddIe Sudden. star
Splinter, has returned 10 Stanford.
but viii be ineligible for competition
IN the meet with California satur.
day. II was announced today.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
GOLyIN TURNS
IN STAR PLAY

With Eldred on first base In the
eighth Orr hunted and E.Idred lii out
for second Goiyin. the Angel first
sacker. dived for the pill. caught Il
with his glove as ne slid on his ear.
but he managed TO hang on to II. It
was cinch TO complete a double
play. Golvin is a mean fielder, but
not much OF hitter.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
OTHER INFTFLDERS
WORKED WELL

Baldwin wasn't the only Seattle in.
fielder to work well yesterday. Orr
and Janvrin did some tall fielding
around first base. while Johnston
showed the boys how first base
Should be played. It's the best look :
ing infield Seattle has had in years.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
Bill Orr, the Gentleman of the Baseball Diamond

Is usually some hammer-swinger matter how hard
player may try or how we'll he Ray succeed
THE one exception to the rule that the writer has
come in contact with during the past four years in
the Coast league is Bill Orr, the shortstop of the
Indians.
Not since the writer has known Orr has n
word been spoken against him.
Orr is known turnout the Coast league as the
finest gentleman that the circuit ever knew
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19

such terrific beatings in re.
cent months that he is a mere
shell of his former self, In
so far as fighting is concerned
Bercot has met Johnston
twice. The first time they
drew; the second, the Monroe
logger half-killed the Olym-
plan. Krache fought John
ston once, knocking him out.
What can Bsreot learn. or in
what way will he further develop.
by continuing along the rosy path
OF Johnatons. Nesimans Blacks.
o'Dowds. wiIliamaes. et alt They
we're fine teachers for percot while
lrs was in the embryo stage, hut
all he can gain from going over
tfat string again arc the purses.
Kmohe's fights with Jack Josephs
and Sol seeman were considered far
from snaps before tho fearless log.
ser licked the two OF them.
' Bercoi could easily have had one
or the other Of the bouts with the
clever EaA,srners. and would have
gained greatly. particularly In
clash with the flashy Heoman.
Unless Austin begins TO send Der.
cot ngaina, the better class OF boys.
kraehe is going 20 possess too much
knowledge for Bercot 10 cope with
when this battle OF decade" comes
or.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19

hofns run~r thrIans INNINGS pltrhea -
Hughes !, BASES on eails--HuEhss 1,
Hanna 1. Gardner 1. Struck catalogues
q Hanna 1, Gardner {. Dauhis plays.
bald Nir 10 Johnston. Golvln 20 kFuk
Run rcsaqpEibls fBs-iAEHa L. Charge
defeat % Marina. Wild pltchss--Gasaner
Hanna. Time ss1. umpirss Tuman
and nsckss
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
ID. f.. Dugdale to Write
Weekly BasebdUC0Lumn

The series of baseball "reminiscences which were feat
ure in The Star for several months as told by d. o. Dug
dale, made such hit with Seattle diamond bugs that the
veteran baseball man has been asked to write weekly
review of the Coast league season. His stories will he
timely and will be regular Saturday feature in The Star
Watch for his column Saturday.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
TIGERS SLUG
OUT WIN

ST. LOUIS. April 1.-Two home
runs featured the . 20 8 defeat
handed the Browns by the Detroit
Tigers In tho American league open.
Ing yesterday Hsilman scored him.
self and Cobb with four base blow
in the sixth inning. and Ken VII.
liams. OF the home club. slammed
circuit drive in the seventh.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
ATHLETICS TRIM
WASHINGTON

PHILADELPHIA. April ia
Connie Aiack's rebuilt Athletics
opened the American league season
against the Washington Senators
yesterday in an auspieious manner
by beatifg Walter johnson. TO /.
when Dykes hit n homer with one
on IN the second inning.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
CLEVELAND RALLY
BEATS WHITE s0x

CLEVELAND. April IA dou.
bic, walk and two singles brought
over two runs for Cleveland in tho
ninth inning and gave the Indians a
onc.run victory over the white sox
In the opening game yesterday The
sox were leading. to 4. before the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
HOW SERIES STAND


san Francisco AZ Seattle.
Los Angeles ct Portland.
Salt Lake at Oakland
Sacramento AZ Vernon.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
SACS TAKE
OAKS MEASURE

OAKLAND. April Sacramento
took the opening game OF the week
from Oakland yesterday. to 4.
Ragged work In the field and on the
mound marred the work OF both
clubs. The score n. III. u.
Sacramento .............. IL 1
chhlhnu ." .............
BATTERIES Prough, Thompson, Vel.
lowhorse and Koehler: Ely. Wells
and Baker.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
DODGERS WIN OUT
IN NINTH

BROOKLYN, April 10. - Scoring
five runs in a nlnth.innlng stick
rally. Brooklyn came from behind to
flog Philadelphia. 6 TO s.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
PACIFIC coAsr LEAGUE


Seattle I. Los Angeles ..
San Francisco q Portland 1.
Sacramento s. Oakland q
Vernon Salt Lake game post ponsd raial
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19

Bntteries-Scott j. Burns and Sny.
der; Watson. ocschger. Genewioh
and Gowdy.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
Game Gossip

Between 5000 and 5000 people sat
In on Wednesdays opening day
battle.
Tag raising sxercisca opened fsstivItie,
Tuesday with Marine corps in charge
The star spangied Banner was piayel
after the players had marched 10 the cen.
ter ~ the field and while the flag wal
selng raised.
Mayor Doe" Brown pitched the
first bail and he was terribly Wild.
beaysng three wide ones. when ie
did heave one down the alley. Wee
toyIe slapped out two-bn-~ hit 10
left field. Chief severyns made n
pretty good soutbpaw catcher, altbo
We didn't think much Of his glove.
Matt starwicb didn't have enough
dignity for a blind man.
Doc" Johnston slipped in mud pud.
dls around first base during fielding prac.
wee, getting biz Initiation into the Web.
fOoisrsf club
Wally Hood. former seattle fos,~r.
sS- In center field for The enrmy,
and he didn't look pny too good vi
he plate, whiting twice on ,ssde
hooks
Johnston hii ronpls of grass burners
mfu nc intleid. Hen ~ lot Of mean
hi'ilns this summer.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
NAIInNAL IEAnur
REsrI.TA

Chicago Z. PlttshurE ;.
Brooklyn {. Philadelphia S.
New York 7. Boston I
ST. Louis 4. Cincinnati !.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
TONEY PITCHES
CARDS TO VICTORY

CINCINNATI. April ie--st Louis
nosed out Cincinnati, to /. In the
second game OF the National season.
A pretty hurting duel between Toney
and Rlxey featured tho afternoon.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
Krache Is Climbing
Faster Than Bercot
"Crashin' Ted Is Taking On the Tough Class A Fis-
ticuffers, While "Bearcat Dode Wastes Time
With Northwest's Second Rate Crew
BY SEABuRN BROWN

Ionic JAMES AUSTIN, canny manager OF
"Bearcat" Dode Bercot, has long followed the
game in several capacities and is known as a
trainer and developer of youngsters Of more
than ordinary skill. But, if Alonzo James
expects his fighter TO take the measure OF
Ted Krache, when the inevitable meeting of
the pair is staged in the near future, iLmight
be well for him to speed up bit the class
of competition the Bearcat is fooling away
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
McGRAW's MEN
WIN AGAIN

BOSTON. April 10 - The New
York Giants outhi, and outticlded
Boston In the second game OF the
week yesterday. winning. to 4.
Pitcher Scott, Of the Giants, hit Al
home run in the fourth inning.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19

his time with at present
How's this for a contrast:
Tuesday night Krache fought lightweight who knows
great deal about the science Of ring battling than all
of the boys Bercot has fought combined Krache
learned several things He couldn't help it.
Who's Bercot matched to box next? None other than
poor old Billy Kid Johnston, Of Olympia who has taken
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19

Batteries Ehmks. Fullerton and
De Vormcr; shawkey and sehang.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19

Portland yesterday. to /. Tho home
club could do little with Shea,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19

Batterics-Head, Hubbel, Meadows
and Henlne; Grimes and Deberry.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
AMEnIcAN LEAGuE
KT.suLTs

View York 4, Boston !
Cleveland s. Chicago s.
Philadelphia .. Washington /.
Detroit ?. ~ Louis s.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
SEAiS WIN
ANOTHER

PORTLAND. April 19.--san Fran.
cisco took an easy decision from
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19

ard Bassier. schocker. Danforth
Wright. Root and SEVERED.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
SLUGGING BEE
AIDS CUBS

CHICAGO. April ia burst of
speed in the eighth inning that net.
ted six hits and brought over five
runs won for Chicago yesterday in
the second game Of the year against
Pittsburg.
The score: II. II. IL.
Pittsburg ........... 2 . 9
CHlcago ..'...'..'...... ii
Batteries Boiler and Gooch: Alex.
ander and Hartnet.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19

Between 5000 and 5000 people sat
In on Wednesdays opening day
battle.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19
srNlNI,r,Y


.Noas gu, ~ssn ~iaalas run scored
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-19

Johnston hii roupIs n grass burners
, .,,,i ne inneld. Hs'll 10 . lot Of mean
Hitilns this summer.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-30
HunferdOn County
A gYiCMLtMriSfS to Meet

The annual meeting of the Hun
terdon County Board of Agricul-
ture for the election of officers and
other business, will be held in the
Palace Theatre, Pennington, on
Monday afternoon, December 3, at
100 o'clock.
The speakers will be DIR. Calvin
O. Althouse, Prof. II. J. Baker, di-
rector of extension work; L. A.
Cooley, secretary of State Federation
of County Boards.
At the same time and place the
county board, in cooperation with
the various Oranges of the county
will hold a corn show. Ribbons and
prize money will be awarded to the
best exhibits in each variety. This
contest is open to all farmers of
the county, whether members or not.
Corn shown here will be exhibited
at Trenton during Agricultural
Week.
Every effort has been made to
make this meeting and corn show
success. An invitation is ex-
tended to everyone to attend this
meeting, whether members or not.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-30
WHAT is MEANT BY COURTESY

Courtesy! It is a small word
overcharged with meaning. What
does it mean? Politeness and re-
speet for others-not only for your
elders but for boys and girls of
your own age.
We show respect and are cour-
teous to our parents, are we not :?
When we are at school, are we not
under the care and protection of
our teachers ?Do we not owe them
something in return? 1t is part of
our duty, equally as important as
our subjects to show them the re-
spcct we should like others to show
our parents.
Courtesy likewise should be given
to fellow students. Most boys and
girls action to their fellow students
are not the "All desirable" They
will say, ooh! Why do l have to
treat him or her like silk? He or
she has never done anything for me
and | guess never will" Is this the
spirit which you want to dominate
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-30
Lord Help the Wildcat

Two hunters in the North Carolina
woods had chased wildcat to a
clearing and were terrified to see
the beast jump into the window of
the cabin, from which the sound of
woman's voice had just been heard
On a porch, rocking comfortably and
apparently unperturbed, sat friend
husband.
"For heavens sake, is your wife
in there?" screamed one of the hunt
ers.
"Yeah."
Good Lord, man, get busy! A
wildcat just jumped thru the win
dow"
yeah? Well, let him get out
the best way he can. | got no use
for the pesky critters, and DANCED
if Pm goin' in to help him.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-30

Materials used in the manufacture
Of the telephone, with which we are
all so familiar are brought from all
parts of the world.
There are twenty different products
used in the making of telephones.
Gold, silver copper and wool are
secured from the western part of the
United States. Iron, lead, zinc, nickel
and aluminium as well as coal are OBJ
tanned from the eastern and southern
part of the country. But copal must
be gotten from the southern part of
Africa. Linen comes from eastern
Europe; mica from India; tin from
Malay; platinum from Russia, and
from South America is obtained rub
Der and asphaltum.
Gold mixed with silver and platinum
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-30
Wasted Breath

A Texas attorney was delivering
Fourth of July address. He had
held forth noisily for nearly an hour,
apparently without getting any
where. At length he stopped, and
then he said in impressive tones:
81 pause to ask myself question"
A voice from the back of the hall
shouted: "Better not; you'll only get
a fool answer"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-30
AUTUMN

The months of autumn have come
at last,
And summers reign is already past.
The leaves on the trees are yellow
and red.
The flowers are withered and gone
to bed.
The squirrels are frisking to and fro
Waiting for winters beautiful snow,
Gathering acorns for winters supply
To feed their little ones SO they
won't die
Wood brooks are very quiet and still,
Save for the sound from yonder mill.
The clouds are fleecy, and fluffy
and white
And earth seems radiant with
autumn's light.
BY Elizabeth Kline
and
Katherine Montgomery
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-30

is used In the instrument to assist In
perfect transmission of speech. The
feature of the precious metal is its
power to resist corrosion and wear,
and so to keep smooth the path Of
voice currents.
Great care Is exercised in putting
the various telephone, parts together so
that the instrument will be In the
best of condition to transmit and re-
ceive speech.
The fact that the telephone receiv-
er alone is handled by twenty persons,
each individual putting it through a
different process is indicative of the
enormous number of people engaged
in making the many other parts which
go in the telephone.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-30

S. p. C. Az have a report that
you are in the habit of shooting your
poultry into field and then trying
to run them down with an automo-
bile. What's the idea? ?"
Farmer-"The idear is that I've
lost more'n a dozen this past season
by sudden death on a highway, SO
Pm training the rest of them to be
anto-shVn
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-30
HE AND SHE
(By Ethel Miller)

Twas eve as they walked
In the moonlight rare,
While he hummed an old
Loves sweet tune
She walked beside him
With gracious care
AS he looked up at the moon.
He helped her over the fallen fence
As if she was toy,
But she was naught but
A Jersey COW,
And he was a farmers boy.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-30

Scandalized Judge-(to enraged
attorney "Silence! | fine you five
dollars for contempt of court"
Enraged Attorney (panking down
$50 bilD-"Five dollars doesn't be-
gin to express my contempt for
this court"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-30
Definite Arrangement

A tailor had tried to collect his
bill frequently, but without success.
Finally in desperation, he said We
hemently:
"Mr. Smith, | must insist that you
make some definite arrangement
with me-"
"Why surely" said Mr.. Smith,
agreeably. Lets see. Well suppose
you call every Thursday morning"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-30
The Answer

Teacher-"Don't you know that
when you take something away from
anything, less will remain"
Infant Einstein-"How about two
ends of stick? Cut 'em both off
and you still have two ends left"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-30
An Acorn

He-"Why the deuce do l struggle
with this piffling job?
She-"Don't be discouraged; think
of the mighty oak: it was once a
nut like you"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-30

your school and yourself? Your
school, your home, and yourself, de-
mand that you show respect and
courtesy at all times to all people.
Fellow students, Courtesy is an
acquired virtue-why not acquire it?
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-30
Danger.

cts jes' like de ole proverb say,
niggah. A little knowledge am
dangerous thing"
"If dat am so, then yuh sho' am
totin' big block OBJ dynamite aroun'
on yoh."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-30
Deep Dilema.

"Why is the little fellow crying?"
Because he can't have holiday"
"Why can't he have a holiday"
Because he dosen't go to school
yetw
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-30
Cutting.

"Why are you mailing all those
empty letters ?"
"I'm cutting classes in a cores
pondence school,"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-30

Antiseptic, deodorant, cleansing
A OF. standard price, l bottle 25c
This sale, two bottles 26c
Is OF. standard price, | bottle SOC
This sale, bottles sic
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-30

The Freshman Class already has
chosen "Miss 1927'-Dorothy Pew,
formerly known as miss L'ville."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-11-30
A Little Too Informal

Young Dobbs-"I want to try on
that suit in the window"
Assistant" Sorry, sir, but you'll
have to use the dressing ROOM"