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The Washington times., 1923-04-30
1.-THE WASHINCTONIAN"
ON LINE TO CHICAGO

A new fast limited all-Pullman
train, to be known as 1.-THE Wash.
ingtonian.' will be placed in opera
ton on May 6, between Washing.
ton, Baltimore, Pittsburgh and
Chicago. the Pennsylvania railroad
system announced today.
1.-THE Westinghouse" will make
the run daily in nineteen hours
from Washington and less than
eighteen hours from Baltimore.
leaving Washington at $3.50 p. M,
The Washington times., 1923-04-30
RandIe, Citizens Meet.

The regular monthly meeting of
the Randle Highlands Citizens AS
ISOLATION will be held this evening
at O'Clock in the Fountain Me-
mortal Community Church, Naylor
road and @ street southeast. Frank
Weller, vice-president of the Wash
ington Safety Council, will address
the meeting. The public is cor
daily invited to be present.
The Washington times., 1923-04-30
wooDpECKERs' CONVENTION.

Dear Bill; When the Shris-
ers conclGVe terminates, Mould
MT it be tOise for the District
to bid for the ne1t Woodpeck-
ers convention? An inflM1 of
these birds might proVe useful
to a city filled Uith so many
Statesmen, bloc heads, and block
heads. These, I'm sure, mould
provide much amusement for the
delegates. TUTZUK. !.
The Washington times., 1923-04-30
DANGERS IN BALTIMORE
PASS 1OO.HOUR RECORD

Eight marathon dancers-Audrey
Gilbert, Washington marine, among
them-have passed the 10O-hour mark
in Baltimore, and declare they will
break the worlds record of 1872
hours.
The dancers started Tuesday night.
Shortly after Saturday midnight the
dancing was abruptly interrupted
by police, who took the dancers in
custody for violating Baltimore's
Sunday blue law.
The Washington times., 1923-04-30
DEADLOCK
ON TERMS
HOLDS
Only Definite Agreement Can
Prevent WaIkout. Say
Union Officials.

Eight hundred bakers and help
.ers will go on strike early tomor-
row unless a settlement of the
controversy with employers over
increased wages is reached some
time this afternoon.
Up to noon today the situation
was apparently deadIecked. There
may be some Developments this
prevent Walkout.
Bakers Cali Meeting.
Bakers are prepared to leave their
jobs, union officials said today. 4
meeting of the bakers has been
called for 10 o'clock tomorrow morn
Ing at the Typographical building.
423 G street northwest.
Unless some definite word Of q
settlement or near settlement ID re-
ceived before this meeting, the strike
will be called officially. 1t was said
today that under present plans no
baker would begin work after mids:
night tonight unless a settlement
was brought about. Bakers working
at midnight. will continue until their
JOD ID FINISHED, UNION OI1ic1alS 0s-
claring the bakers will not leave.
dough or other ingredients used in.
bread to spoil.
No Plans for Conference.
There was talk of conferences to-
day. However, union officials up To
a late hour declared they had heard
Of no conference plans and that they
were ready for a walkout sometime
after midnight.
Bakery statesmen. who won their
fight for an increased weekly guar
antee from $25 to $35 a week. will
meet in Typographical Temple to-
night. At this meeting they win
decide whether to join the bakers
in a walkout.
The Washington times., 1923-04-30
NOT THE SAME MAN.

You know Harry Noisybug,
don't you? Well. he has a position
Of some authority in our place
and you ought to hear him hol-
lering orders and yelling loudly
all day long"
IT should say I do know him.
Well, you ought to see that guy
in his own home. He doesn't
dare open his mouth around
where his wife is JOJO.
The Washington times., 1923-04-30
Bakers And HELPERS Prepared To Strike
aaEARDroSEEM{@73
--- ? by BILL PRICE G. IA. -
ARE you A BOOSTER?


When you 70 ont to the ball game
And watch the GriffTnen play,
Are Won a kicker or q booster.
Which one. say; which one, sayY
You've read of old Dec COue,
The aut0-Rent from .Frauncais;
His ideas ON ''I'm getting better
Every day and In every way?"
You want to see Washington victOrs
And national champions become?
How'll they do IL IL You knock,
How'll they do 1t, my SON?
So boost the b0ys right along,
Applaud them all the time,
Let them see you are with them,
/ That they are yours and mine.
III they make mistakes, forget ii,
Give 'em q glad hand and q cheer.
It will inspire them to do their BEST,
Out on the road and here.
THE OFFICE GOAT.
The Washington times., 1923-04-30

and arrive in Chicago the following
morning at $50 o'clock.
There will be no extra fare
charged for travel on 1.-The Wash
ingtonian,'' which will carry an
observation car, club car, barber,
ladies' maid, and will give the
free services of stenographer,
supply daily baseball scores and
late stock quotations.
The Washington times., 1923-04-30

Our last resort, IN case, it
comes to pinch, Is the office
Goat, that lively crttter that
contribs hate !. so thoroughly.
Momkeys seem to be getting.
scarce.
The Washington times., 1923-04-30

FAMOUS FABLES-No. s..
The fable OF heart-broken Sue,
This incident il sad but true.
The Washington times., 1923-04-30

We do not want TO get SO old
That life has i'm Ii no cheer;
We want as much fun as we can
While we finger on this sphere;
We prefer to. enjoy daily pleas
ureS,
To listen to music Of the bands,
But how are we going to arrange
il
Unless we get some new glands?
The Washington times., 1923-04-30
JUST HOW GRAND
ARE NEW GLANDS?

& Our OtOm ~. IL. Washington
Herald tells us that at least
seventy French mobiles of ancient
Uintnge haze been made neaO by
gland operations Which the
French surgeons are indus
trioMsly making, and that these
old birds are cutting up all sorts
Of cGpers in Paris.
The mew gland business Is be-
ginning to intrigue us. Feeling
a lack of pep, as aOe often do,
and as all ntOrtGLs occasionally
do, it may be the wise thing for
us to knoW more of the possibili-
ties Of gtdndutar replacement
and Improvement.
For instance, We note from
the Herald cables that one old
professor who retired to await
the end of his days IN a wheeL
chair, Is mo1O seen st4utttng the
boulevGrds, s0hile another octo-
qenGriGn, as a. result of a gland
operation, finds that his aesO pep
Is mighty embarrassing.
Evening star., 1923-03-21
PROMOTING THEPLANS
PURCHASE KENMORE
Ladies of Association at Fred.
ricksburg Backed by Auxiliary
Formed in Baltimore.

AS a result of the appeal sent out last
week by the ladies of the Kenmore AS
socia ton Of Fredericksburg, Va, for
sufficient funds to complete the neces-
sary $4,000 now being solicited for the
purchase OF Kenmore. the colonial home
OF Cen. Fielding Lewis, husband Of
Betty Washington, only sister OF. the
first President. an auxiliary branch OF
the association has been formed in Bal
timore, and special meeting will be
called shortly to discuss ways and means
o. closing the fund.
Mrs. L. p. Wilson, classed as one of
the most indefatisable patriotic workers
Of the Monumental city. has been chosen
chairman OF committee to arrange
for the collection of subscriptions. while
Mrs. j. Charles Linthicum Of Baltimore
Will serve as honorary chairman.
Letter OF COmmendnticn.
A letter OF commendation Of the work
being conducted by the women OF
Fredericksburg 10 preserve the Lewis
home, was received Yesterday by Mrs.
Fl. H. Smith Of the Virginia Association
from Herbert Burke Of Valley Forge. in
which he stated that the movement was
of equal importance to Americans as
that which is being carried on for the
preservation of the spot where Gen.
w spent MS IlcinOTdUIC VIII
ter.
The Fredericksburg body has collected
to date approximately SIT. 900, according
to Mrs. Smith. and this has been done
without cent of overhead expense.
All communications, stationery and en-
tersainmtnt costs have been betrayed
by money donated by Mrs. Alvin T.
Rowe of Fredericksburg. who has turn
ed over to the assoc'ation more than
S400. secured from different entertain
ments given at her ancestral home at
Fredericksburg.
Series of Lawn Parties Proposed.
Plans are now under way to conduct
a series of lawn parties and other enter
tainments at Fredericksburg during the
summer. and as kenmore is on the di-
rect route to Fredericksburg many
tourists will be invited to inspect the
old house. which is still in a splendid
state Of preservation. and contains
many articles of interest near and dear
to those who occupied the mansion dur
ing the stirring days Of the revolution.
Evening star., 1923-03-21
TELLS OF THE BEAUTIES
OF THE OZARK REGION
Representative Manlove Describes
Means Used in Developing Play
ground for Thousands of Tourists.

Representative J. j. Manlove, Mis-
souri,. was the principal speaker at
the City Club forum yesterday. dis
cussing the means used in develop
ing the beautiful region of the Ozarks
into a playground for thousands Of
tourists yearly.
He described the beauties and at
fractions of the region, and told of
the organization of commerce and
business into an advertising medium
for fifty-three towns in fourteen
counties. for the purpose of making
the region attractive to the rest of
the country The first year of such
advertising. Representative Manlove
said. brought 100000 visitors, with
$4,000. 900 to spend, into the Ozarks:
the second brought 10000. and last
year brought more than 100000 visi-
tors. into the land of a million
smiles"
Mr. Manlove pointed to the edyer-
tising being done by the city OF Los
Angeles. which, he said, was spend
ing 100000 annually to bring tour
lists and millions of dollars into the
city. A few years ago. he said. Cal.
ifornia was being depopulated and
then the advertising campaign for
California was started. The speaker
congratulated members Of the City
Club on what they were doing as
"builders" of the city of citizenship
and of cooperative effort.
Evening star., 1923-03-21
Under Difficulties.

My heart is sad and bitter. l have
the grip today, and it is hard to
twitter bright and jaunty lay My
neighbors, in the offing, are sick and
weary, too; l hear them roundly
coughing. and crying. "Ah-her-
choo" An epidemic's breezing
across the darkened hills. and all the
world is sneezing, and taking pie
bald pills. But cheer up" says the
doctor, this epidemic's bad, but
soon we shall have knocked her. and
shooed her from our grad. And
meanwhile l am making all kinds of
useful coins, and this should soothe
your aching and throbbing hearts
and loins. Excuse my glad emotions,
excuse my joyous thrills; I'm hand
ing out the potions. I'm dishing up
the pills. And when we docs de-
liver the village from disease, I'll
have a brand-new hivver, and bask
in pomp and ease" And so there's
always some one who profits from
distress; the facts perhaps a rum
one. but it will hold, | guess. And
while the village papers relate grim
tales of woe. the learned physician
capers and dances to and fro. His
rapture is contagious, and I, a
gloomy wreck, forget the pains out
rageous that wind around my neck !;
my dismal thoughts l shake off, and
say, "I'm glad. kerchoo, that some
one has a rake off from things like
grip and fu.'
(Copyright) WALT MASON.
Evening star., 1923-03-21
ToDAY,s AMusEM[Ej.H,rrs. A Z

NATIONAL-".Molly Darling" at
2:20 and $40 p.ni.
POLrs-GeorEe Arliss in "Ths
Green Goddess. at 2:20 and $40 pm.
PRESIDENT-St. Patrick's Players
IN On the Slopes Of Calvary" at 2:20
and 500 pm.
BELAsCO-"The Demi- Virgin" at
$3.50 pm. :"
KETTH'S-Fritzi Scheff and vaude-
VILE at 2:15 and 8:15 pm.
COsMOS-"On the Roof Garden"
and vaudeville. at 8, $50 and 8 pm.
STRAND-Tripie headline vaude-
Vile. at 2:45, $3.50 and 8:45 pm.
GAYETY-"Rocket cts" and burlesque,
at 2:15 and Sis pm.
RIALTO-Pola Negri in Mad
Love" photoplay, at i1:so am. 1880.
$3.50. $50, 1880 and $3.50 pm.
PALACE-Bebe Daniels in "The
Worlds Applause" at II am. 12:45,
2:25. 4:20. 6. 7:45 and 9:4o pm.
METROPOLITAN Mac
Lean in Bell Boy 49," at II, 1890.
1855. 3:45. 5:10. 6:a5. 500 and 1910
pm.
COLUMBIA-Cecil de Miles
Adams Rib" at 1o:4o am. 12:45,
CESTRAL-Violet Heming in
when the Desert Calls" at l1:4o
am, 1:4O. $3.50. $40. 7:40 and s:4o pm
RAMS HEAD PLAYERS-"Pariah
Tents of the Arabs" and Joint
Owners In Spain" at $3.50 pm.
Evening star., 1923-03-21
BAD GROUNDS HALT
ENDURANCE FLIGHT
Army Ayiators Awaiting at
Dayton More Favorable
Conditions for "Take-Off."

Unfavorable ground conditions for
a "take-off'. at Dayton, Ohio, alone
are preventing Lieuts John A Mac
ready and Oakley G Kelly of the
Army air service from starting on
their endurance flight. the National
Aeronautic = Association of United
State Of America, announced today.
All plans have been completed and
the Fokker transport "T-2" is primed
for the flight. While the Army pilots
are attempting to establish a forty
four-hour record Of continuous flight.
they also will take drive at ten new
records for endurance, distance and
speed, the association states.
To Fly Over Triangular Course.
The test about to be made will be
nown over a triangular course Of
ers at McCook and Wilbur Wright
Fields as two Of the turning points,
the third point to be near New Car
Isle, Ohio. Official observers and
timers for the National Aeronautic
Association will be stationed at the
three control points.
Under this arrangement, the an
nouncement continues, 1t will be pos
sible for the pilots not only to break
rhe endurance record, but the distance
1000 kilometers. and establish new
marks for every additional 500 kilo-
meters up to $500 kilometers should
the 'T-2" make the tyfour-hour
mark. Lieuts. Macready and Kelly will
have their chance to break four
records held by Boussoutrot and Ber-
nard of France, for speed. endurance
and distance and to establish six new
speed records-ten records in all.
Onicial Authorization Assured.
The performance will be authenticat-
ed officially by representatives of the
National Aeronautic Association as
the American member of the Fedora
ton Aeronautique Internationale. Or
will Wright will be chief representa-
tive and observer and he has appoint
ed assistants to officiate at the turn
ing points.
The IT." plane Is the same used
by these fliers in making the record
nonstop flight from the Pacific coast
to indianapolis and their endurance
flight of 35 hours, IS minutes. 80 sec
onds over San Diego. Calf. The record
attempt is designated by the Army air
service as a test" of the high COM
preston Liberty engine"
Evening star., 1923-03-21
TRAFFIC COURT TAKES
IN S662 IN FINES
Operating Machines While Intox-
icated and Speeding Principal
Offenses.

Charged with operating automobiles
while drunk, the following were fined
today: Samuel o. White. sos; Harri-
son Fisher. $25: Hugh Osborne. $.5,
and Walter Mickey, SIS. The total
amount paid into the Traffic Court to-
Those fined for speeding follow
Walter F. Green, $50 and 81 for mi
nor infractions of the speed regula-
tions: George Aiken. $40: Roger Wes-
ley. $40: Isador Werner, $40; pun
bar Williamson. SO; Francis Simp-
son, $40; John Schwartz. $40; Gard
ner Rhoderick. $40: William Robb.
$40; william A. Pate. jr.., $40: vii
liam r Nelson, $40: Charles E. Nc
Earland, $40: Francis A: Marks. $50:
Charles ]. Inscoe. $40: Harry Gaines.
$50: Charles Gage: SO: Andrew a:
Duncan Black, $50; Ralph p. Cousins
$40; Thomas Berry; $40; Charles
Alexander. $40; Boyd A. Berry, $40;
Joseph Gibson. $40; Lafayette Frank
lin, $40 and Ernest Dishman. s25.
Evening star., 1923-03-21
tests and cAng';les g

The following is an example of the
simplioities Of '.pidgfp" English, as set
forth in a bill rendered BY Jap taxi
driver to an American school teacher
40 comes and 10 goes at soc a
MES. L.. ELLERBROOK,
s2a2 Fla1ler place northwest.
Wife (readinE)-For rent. two fur
nished rooms with semi-private bath.
Now what on earth do they mean by a
Husband-Oh. probably that there
isn't any thumb-iatcil on the door.
LYMAN l.. DEELEY,
fI5 sd street northeast.
Auto regulations say that the man on
the right has the right of way. l wish
to add the woman OH the left also"
Fl. e. BUCKLEY.
1897 S5th street northwest.
1t was so nice to learn recently from
no less an authority than the "oil trust
that gasoiine will never reach 81 a gui-
Ion. Now we know that We'll never
have to pay much more than So cents.
H. A. WILDE.
va Sth street northwest.
Cldl DOOtleBbcHS uO" otoSh SA5"i :
cites as a side line.
r. III. HEATH,
The Pasadena.
Fatty Arbuckes films are said to be
still very popular in Russia. Somebody
is always knocking Russia.
MRS. W. H. TAYLOR.
a72 Carroll street, TGkomd Park. d. c..
If your lips would keep from slips.
Three things observe with care:
OF whom you speak, to whom you speak,
Ard when, and how and where,
MRS. F. J. PRITCHARD,
$3.50 Alabama GUenue southeast.
Evening star., 1923-03-21

DISCOCRAGING.
sign OH 7th street furniture store
window
We Stand Behind Every Eed We Sell
ROBERT PETZOLD,
Ie07 Hdasilt0R street northeast
A business man that does not adyer-
tise ts like young man winking at
woman in the dark-he may know what
he Is doing. but she doesn't
C. p. HALL.
1857 E street southeast.
Washingron's Who's Who and
Whose Hooch?" seem to read very
much alike.
Arithmetic Teacher-Robert, what is
two and one?
Very Small Boy-Shoe polish.
MARION AUSTIN.
s61s Nc.o Hampshire avenue
Some day it may be possible to dis
cover fire traps without the illumination
of fire.
OSWALD DRURY.
Wine. woman and song are now
changed to soft drinks, siren whistles
and the radiophone
VINCENT N. BEEDE,
General Delivery
Evening star., 1923-03-21
ASKS ABSOLUTE DIVORCE.
Mrs. A. M. Williams Alleges Core
spondent in Suit Filed.

Mrs. Agnes May Williams yester-
day filed suit for an absolute divorce
from Francis NJ. Williams, charging
that he sent her out of town last
summer and in her absence dismantled
their home on Rock Creek Church road
and transferred her furniture to Del
Ray, Va. to a house bought for the
correspondent She had to live in a
furnished room. the wife states. The
correspondent is employed in the Of
flee of her husband. Mrs. Williams
says, and he Is lavish in his ex-
penditure for the other woman, while
he gives her and their two chill
dren small allowances. Misconduct
with the clerk is alleged.
The wife tells the court her hus-
band has a yacht worth $4,000. owns
stocks and other securities. valued at
$4,000. and enjoys an income Of $2o;-
900 annually. She asks suitable all
mony.
They were married at Rockville,
Nd. January 10, 1906. and have two
children. Attorney Frank E. Elder,
appears for the wife
Evening star., 1923-03-21
YESTERDAYS WINNER.

Irate Manager-Either you or
the dog, madam. will have to get
out OF this theater.
Lady An right,
I'll go; wouldn't want Fido to
miss this film for anything.
II. G.. MOFFATT.
Scbley dcenue. HyGttseiHe. Nd
fAn order for Jiue dollars aoilt
today be mailed to this coa,t1ibu-
tor.)
Evening star., 1923-03-21
SETTLES PROPERTY TITLE.

A Jury in Circuit Division 2. before
Justice Hoehling yesterday. decided
In premises sol D street northwest
and s07 7th street northwest. Mr.
McCrea, through Attorneys George C.
SertmAn, brought suit in ejectment
against Mildred Furman Green, who
The property was part Of the estate
OF johnson HELEN.
Evening star., 1923-03-21
| PER CENT COST DROP.
Retail Food Prices Decrease Yeal
Ending February Is.

Cost of food at retail in Washington
decreased ! per cent in the period
between January Is and February Is
according to a Labor Department an
nouncement. At the same time a de-
crease in food costs was shown in
f1fty-one representative cities. For
the year period ended February Is 2
decrease of ] per cent was shown in
the cost of food in Washington.
Food costs in this city, however. in
February were still so per cent above
the 1918 level.
Evening star., 1923-03-21
ESTATE TO CHILDREN.
Will of Mrs. Mary c. Hine Filed
for Probate.

The will of Mrs. Mary c. Hine,
widow of Lemon G. IIine, former
District Commissioner, dated January
1, 1919, was offered yesterday for pro-
bate. Her cash, stocks and real es-
tate notes are to be distributed among
her Ave children. Adele H. Mertz, May
II. hewitt, oliver c. Hine. Blanche H.
Fenning and Bessie H. Boone. the re-
naming personal property goes to the
four daughters The real estate Is to
be distributed among the dve chill
dren. Her sons-in-law. Frederick A:
Fenning Of Washington. and ]. Milton
Boone Of st. Clair, Pa. are named as
executors.
Mrs. Hine left real estate notes OF
the value Of $4,000. liberty bonds OF
$1,000. cash in bank. $753.61. and
household effects OF $1,000. The value
of the realty holdings Is not stated
in the petition for probate filed by the
executors.
Evening star., 1923-03-21
WIDOW GETS DAY ESTATE.

SYRACUSE. N. Y. March 21.-The
will of DIR. James r. Day, former
chancellor of Syracuse University
VINO died last week at Atlantic City.
becueaths his entire estate to his
widow, Mrs Hanna Elisa Day, and
his daughter Miss Mary Imogene
Day. The value Of the estate is be-
lieved to be in excess of 100000.
Evening star., 1923-03-21
MAKES GIFT TO NATION.
D'Aununzio Donates to Italy Prop.
ertY on Lake Garda.

ROME, March 21.--Gabriele Dan,
nunzio has written a letter to Admiral
Thaon di Revel. minister Of marine,
asking the minister to inform the
government that D'Annunzio mas pre-
sented to the nation his entire prop
erty at Gardone Riviera on Lake
Garda. including his furniture, books,
manuscripts and objects of art.
Evening star., 1923-03-21
Garden the Rixht WAY.

II you are going in for farming and
poultry raising this summer you'll be
interested in the advertisements under
the For Farm and Garden" heading
in the CLASSIFIED Section. You'll get
many good pointers there.-Adver-
tisement
Evening star., 1923-03-21

The Broadway Limited to Chicago
Offers quick comfortable service by America q
foremost train. Leaves Washington $50 Pm
daily arrives Chicago 9:55 am. Pennsylvania
Railroad. the standard railroad of the world.
Evening star., 1923-03-21

For Colds. Grip or Influenza
and as Preventive. take Laxative RR0M0
QCINISE Tablets. The box bears tho si~pa ure
of F.. W. Grove. Ire sure you get BROMOl 30c.
Advertisement.
Evening star., 1923-03-21
DANCING.

INTERMEDIATE CLASS IN FOX TROT
and waltz Wednesday evenings. MILLER'S.
1925 Conn. ave. Fr. 3JST. a4s
Evening star., 1923-03-21
Rightway School of Dancin,

bl4 Twelfth st. NV. (near 18th and F.
Enroll ST our studio IL you want to dance
Our methods are very easy. No appointment
required. Instruction 10 am. to 10 nm ore
The Indianapolis times., 1923-09-07

TWO rooms. downstairs furnished; modern,
with sink: also one. Children welcome.
Circle O9S0
The Indianapolis times., 1923-09-07

| FURNISHED room in apartment. city heat,
plenty hot water Randolph 9424.
The Indianapolis times., 1923-09-07
a-Light Housekeeping

1925 MADISON. lovely housekeeping rooms,
kitchenette, gas. bath; private entrance;
Sc Drexel 5377
The Indianapolis times., 1923-09-07

CAPITOL. N, 1917: three rooms, newly dec
GRATED: light, heat, gas furnished adults.
Randolph 5O56
The Indianapolis times., 1923-09-07
ROOMS FOR RENT

WOODRUFF PLACE. wel-furnisned room;
steam heat Webster 9032.
The Indianapolis times., 1923-09-07
CARD OF THANKS

CARD OF THANKS-We wish to thank all
those who were so kind to US during the
illness and death of our beloved husband
we thank the Old Bethel choir. George
Thomas Post of G. A. z. and Chaplain
Wood. l. O. o. z. Lodge. the undertakes,
neighbOrs and friends; also for the beautiful
MARY RAAB AND CHILDREN.
CARD OF THANKS wish to thank the
many friends. relatives and neIghbors Tor
the kind sympathy and beautiful floral Of
ferings so thoughtfully shown to my sis
ter Elizabeth NJ. HOllister, during her
sickness and death. CHAkLES M. hOISON.