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Gunnison news-champion. [volume] (Gunnison, Colo.) 1905-1932, 1923-08-24
Simplicity Induction Into Presidency

Montrose Press-
No wonderful example of the true democracy of this
nation and could be found than the simple
which Calvin Coolidge the President
of the great and glorious United States.
Visiting at regular country farm house. the vicepres
did know that his leader dead until later than most
citizens of this nation His father received the read
il to him and in few minutes the ceremony which made him
president of the most powerful nation in the world
ring
president of the powerful nation in the world in in
which the only illumination the Pickering light from oil
oaand his father did not have the of dgn
ty which a coat imparts to
There other nation in the world where such import
would transpe with such absence of pomp glory and
celebration
Democracy says that not proved by pomp and cee
braon Democracy says that if he has proved he has
the ability can be declared president this great country
though habtaton merely country farm house; tho
there is only an lamp light the place of the great event
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Friday, August II.
Mr.. and Mrs. Aaron Ellington re-
turned to their home in Lafayette.
Colo Tuesday.
c. A. Judy was badly hurt Monday
when he was thrown from a bucking
horse at Sapinero.
Leo Leese Of Denver is visiting at
the home of his sister, Mrs. E. L.
Scott, on Willow Park ranch.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clyde WEIGH and
children motored to Cebolla Monday
afternoon to visit with relatives and
friends.
A number Of friends gathered at
the home Of Earl Carpenter Friday
evening and celebrated Earl's birth
day. All report q good time.
Mrs. J. J. Carpenter departed for
Denver Saturday, where she will re-
ceive medical attention. We hope the
lower altitude will restore her kealth.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. Carpenter, Mrs. A.
Ellington and Glen Ollie were in
Gunnison Wednesday evening to see
the movie, "Where the Gunnison River
Flows"
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Friday, August II.
Earl Adams is baling hay on the
Haigler ranch.
Several from Doyle took in the cir
Gus at Parlin Tuesday night.
Ted Knowles went to Boulder on
business the first of the week.
The rains Of the last few days have
delayed haying and hindered the let
tuce growers.
Gus Hatch and friend came over
from Denver to visit his father and
try the fishing.
Teddy Stephenson expects to go to
Sargents soon to work in the d. e.
r. G. round house.
Mrs. w. A. Knowles and Mrs. Frank
Knowles visited several days at the
Ted Knowles ranch.
James Slane came over from Sa-
guache recently to bring q sheep herd
er for his son, Rays sheep.
Eugene Williams, the Saguache
county road boss, came over on bust
ness, recently, connected with the
Cro0kston lane.
Mr.. and Mrs. Verne Brown stopped
here on their way to Salida, where
they took their son, Gerald to the
hospital to be operated on for appen-
dicitis. He is getting along nicely.
Alex Craig, who drove freight
wagon in Gunnison fifty years
ago, came over from Center to visit
with his son, Oria, and from here he
went on to Grand Junction to visit
his sister.
Work has commenced on the Sa-
guachs company side Of the Crooks.
ton lana, which viii be put in good
shape next winter. It has been i'm
| passable now for several years, and
I've are m giad to have It fixed.
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Friday. Aug. n

Friday, Aug. IL
Mrs. Florence Thomas Of Salida il
visiting her sister, Mrs. Rosetta, fol
a few weeks.
Quite a lot of cars went down Crys.
tai river Sunday, fishing, but rain pre-.
vented them getting many.
Mrs. G. Mcriing and daughter, Ber-
nice. are visiting her brother, Ber
Steele in Marble for a few days.
Lightning hit the north side Of St
Paups church belfry the other day
splintering the woodwork but doing
no damage to the bell.
Sam Peyton's little son had his foot
badly cut with broken bottle while
playing in the yard. DR.. Smith is
caring for him and ne is getting along
nicely.
The last few days have been very
rainy, but things have got goot
soaking. There was a cloudburst in
North hill near the Burns ranch, and
the water and mud came down thru
Main street.
Monday, August 20
Mrs. Smith returned from the Glen
wood Springs hospital this week
where she had an operation. She i.
doing as well as could be expected.
J Mr.. Hanley, treasurer for the Yuls
Marble company, went to Carbonate
last Thursday TO meet his family from
Denver. They will remain here until
school begins.
An outing party made up Of Mrs. w
w. Wood, DR.. H. Wood and wife, OF
Pike County, Illinois, enjoyed triT
to Crystal. They report q fine time
fishing and si0ht-seeinD
A. ]. Mitchell and Mr.. Moore, audit.
or for the Yule Marble company, ar.
rived from Denver Saturday last. Mr.
Moore will remain permanent, but
Mr.. Mitchell Is going to Los Angeles
on business.
Scott Price from Oregon, is operat.
ing the Jac<whacker group Of mines
owned by Lew Idzenton. They bro,
down some large chunks Of high grade
lead-silver ore recently. Mr.. Price il
negotiating with Toledo, Ohio, capital
lists.
Mrs. Hattie Holland, her cousins
Mr.. and Mrs. Clay, Of Kansas City
and Mr.. Hughes and family of Car
bondale, the two Misses Gibbs from
Paonia, drove up yesterday from Car.
bondale to spend the day with Mrs
". ~ woou' A"Sy hou very I'll
joyable time.
The Yule Marble Commissory ant
Store will be ready to open for bust
ness about the 22nd on Park street. il
the v. Marchision building. The oh
ject for opening this store Is to eel
TO their employees 1t very low mar
gin. The company will keep In stool
= full line Of groceries rs well as fresl
meat, cured meats and bread, beside,
. line Of everyday merchandise.
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Tuesday, August 81.
Arthur Nelson Of Gunnison was o
guest Of the Pressler boys last week.
Mrs. Margaret n. Balm, county su-
perintendent Of schools, came in on
Tuesday from Gunnison on official
John Boni left Wednesday for Glen.
wood Springs, where he intends Ia
take treatment for his rheumatism.
Leroy Harding Of Delta arrived on
Sunday and will spend . few days Wis.
iting with his aunt, Mrs. Peter Gard.
ner.
Cap Tucker and wife are staying al
the Anderson ranch, and will assist
in the haying as soon as the weather
permits.
Aug. Dodocico departed last weel
for kremmling, Wyoming, where he
had two cousins in the recent mine
disaster.
Grandma Pressler, who has beer
quite Ill the past week, is reported
some better. We all hope to see hel
immediate recovery.
Frank Lundine, who has been thu
guest Of Mrs. C. o. Anderson at Kub.
Ter, returned to his home in Siou,
City, Iowa Saturday.
Among the young folks attending
the Almont dance Saturday, was GAM
Oprandi, John Steele, Jas. Pressler
Chas. Kunze, Ethel, Oscar and Albir
Anderson, Frank Lundine and Mr.. ant
Mrs. VIM. Tucker.
Joe Cippolina, accompanied by Mis-
Margaret Zeliner and Miss Lucille San
tareIli, mOtored to Sapinero TUESDAY
taking Miss Lucille home. She ha.
been visiting among friends here fol
the past two weeks.
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Doyleville
DoyieviiIe Ii 20 miles West Of
Gunnison. on the d. & r. @. w.

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Lance Spann and Roger Nelson
were parties to q head on-collision at
Crested Butte Sunday evening. Meth
er Of the men were seriously hurt, but
the cars, especially Spann's, were con-
.siderably damaged.
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Grand yNnetion SentnclThe bewdering thought about
the bena bank episode 10 still how the young could
off of the cash and deposits and officer Of the
bank knew thing about it. Also how the bank examiners
could check the place time and again and not discover
postage stamp missing Certainly is high time the bank
aminers made rules for checking cash on hand.
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Tuesday, August q.
Rain, rain, and still more rain.
Dick LaMoy Of lola visited friends
here Monday.
The boys report unwatering the 9Th
level Of the Good Hope mine, and will
soon be able to put ON q large bunch
of miners.
Mike Coogan went over to the
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Marble Is located In the Crystal
River valley. SO miles northwest
OF Gunnison-
Mr.. Mary ,. ThooOssa. HeDseses
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responsible for the VjelOS If has c0rreSp0n-
dents nor does he necessarily endorse them
PROCEEDING S
OT THE
COLONIAL COUNCIL
FOR S T. OR DIX.
Continued from yesterdays Avia.)

AOOtCUtfLCtLN - Wv 0~OS0' -
1st Member for Frederiksted Town
LJackSonD remarked: Mr.. Vice Chairman.
After consideration ! find certain errors
in II e draft and l wish to wit draw it
for amendment and reintroduction at
another meeting.
me Chair heard no objection. Per
m ssion was giye1 the member to with
draw his bill, and accordingly the bill
WIS withdrawn.
The Vice. Chairman, according to pre-
vi5us arrangement brought up for cor
reoti,n Ordinance amending file III,
CHARTER II Of the Code of General and
Spac al Laws for St. CIoiX. passed IN
me ~rlpeting held June II. 1923, and it
was decided to have three discussions on
4th MamEei for Frederiksted Country
District andersen remarked: Mr.. Vice
Cnai man. No remark is necessary on
first discussion as this matter has already
been fully discussed at a previous meet
Ist Member for Frederiksted Town
Gockso1) remarked: Mr.. Vice Chairman.
The District Court has already taken
some of these estates under summary
nr~oceedings and it is fair that we vote
the measure.
ut Appointed Member (COuLter) re-
ked: Mr. Vice Chairman. As Sher-
if OF the District Court have in my
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possession articles belonging to certain
people who are dead, | brought this fact
to the attention of the Judge and he said
that under the present law he could not
give me permission to proceed with the
sale of these arti IS. One example. A
man died some ne ago and | gave In
structions to th4 Police to take over his
belongings and await instructions to sell so
that | can turn the proceeds over to the
Clerk of the District Court for transmits
sion to the relatives Of the deceased man
in Antigua, but as the law stands | can
not proceed with the sale Of the articles.
| recommend the adoption Of the amend
ment TO the Code.
1t was put to the vote and carried that
1st Discussion be closed.
1st Discussion closed.
With Government ana the Councils
consent End Discussion opened.
No one requesting the word it was put
to the vote and carried that 2nd discus
sion be closed.
End Discussion closed.
With Government and the Councils
consent 3rd discussion opened.
No one requesting the word 3rd discIS-
sio.. closed, the Secretary read the Or.
dinance in its Corrected form and the
Vice Chairman put same to the vote.
1t was unanimously adopted.
The Vic8-Cb1lrmTn remarked: The
Ordinance as corrected is adopted and
goes to Government.
The Vice. Chairman again brought up
Colonial Council Bill No. 3 ard read the
amend nent brought in by 2ud Member
for ChriStianste1 Town (Canegata).
2nd Member for Ch~ri,tiansted Town
(Canegata) remarked: MIR. cl.Chair-
man. The salary of the Chairman Of
the Road Commission is budgetted at
Frs. 6,75), that was done when there
was a 1922 reduction in salaries. There
may come a time when this 1922 VIII be
given to the employees again | there
fore propose this amendment so that this
position may not be moe unfavorabIe
than the other employees
1st Member for Frederiksted Town
(J1ckSon) remarked; Mr.. Vice Chairman
Ia the budget for the Municipality Of St.
Croix for the fiscal year ~1923-l224, uuder
item 10, the Chairman of the Road Com
mission is hudgetted for Frs. 6, 1850 and
the amendment brought in is cal ing for
Fls. $500. | don't see that we can go
ahead and vote more money. | think
tie procedure is wrong.
End Member for Christian:ted Town
(CanegGta) remarked: Mr.. Vce-Cbair-
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man. The Honorable 1st Member for
Frederiksted Town is mistaken. The
amendment reads The Chairman of the
Road Commission shall not exceed Frs.
1900" | can put down not to exceed
S.. 0C0, bot that does not mean that he
shall receive that amount.
list Member for Frederiksted Town
(Jdck8on): | will not vote for the amend
ment.
1st Appointed Member (Coulter) re-
marked: MIR. Vice Chairman, AS the
salary stands if the Council decides 20
make a reduction Of 1879 next year it
would be very unfair to The Chairman If
the Road Commission.
2rd Member for ChIistiansted Town
(CaHeguta remarked: MI. Vice. Chair
man Suppose next year he Colonial
Council and the Municipal Committee
find that the revenues increase and want
to make a further reduction Of 1C& that
would place the Chairman Of the Road
Commission in an untavcrahle position.
4th Member for Frederiksted County
District LAuderScn remarked MIR.
Vice-Chairman. see no reason for
raising the salary Of the Chairman of the
Road Commission from what il is in the
old law. What has increased the
work so enormously so as to warrant
this increase? | have heard no ar
cument ~justifyiug the increase. They
have thou4ht OF the Chairman of
the Road Commission, but nave not
thought Of the Road Inspectors. | am
certainly no in favor oil increasing the
salary Of the Chairman Of the Road Com
mission and leaving the salaries Of the
Road Inspectors as they are.
2l.d. Member for Christiansted Town
(Caneqata) remarked: Mr.. Vice-Ch lir.
man. | am sorry | have not got the
original ordinance with me, however |
will try to exl lain. There are eight
quarters on the island and the officers in
each quarter received $500 per quarter,
but later the work Of those officers was
transferred to the Chairman of the Road
Commission and consequently his salary
was increased to.
4th. Member for Frederiksted Country
District (AuderSeH) remarked: Mr.. Vice
Chairman. That does not Justify the
matter. The eight officers sid not do
much work. | do not see the enormous
work the Chairman of the Road Commits,
sion has to do which j~ustifies the paying
of such a high salary. | do not mean to
be personal. | am referring 10 the Of
flee and do not care who is Chairman of
the Road Commission, but consider the
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FALSE ALARMS

The girl who says she will call
for help If you try to kiss her
again.
The landlord who promised to
lower the rent on the first Of the
year.
The, girl who would 80 into the
movies II her father would only
let her.
The elethinE dealer who offers
you 0 new suit OF price below
costs
The sentimental boob who
threatens to commit suicide II you
don't marry him.
The speed demon promising the
Judge to drive slower In ths
future.
Old maids who ask . policeman
to chase . tramp out from under
their bed.
The fair lady who seems to b.
on the verge Of faaNtlRg IN the
last act OF q naelodrama.
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Should you desire to stay until
I or 2 o'clock in the morning,
the association prohibits the
father from making any sarcas-
tic remarks about the time.
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II this organization meets with
success among the single folks.
they plan to branch out and
run the married couples, too.
Copyright. 1898. King Features
Syndicate, Incl
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All Had the Mumns,

II 10 rumored that two paira Of
socks were darned at q recent
meeting Of Boston sewing cir
Gle. but as yet the report has not
been verified.
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! The girl who stops ct nothing
to win q mans hand and after
she's been married to him tells
all her friends how her husband
ran after her.
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u is zoV pounos IN q Ohe
AVA piece bathing suit.
The boss's wife called up yes
terday. The boss was not in, but
the entire office force couldn't
make her believe 1t.
< 49,
The Rreen-eyed monster is
doing considerable business
around this building of late.
Harold and Charlie are looking
daggers and threatening to Demp-
sey each other.
I understand that the boss's
new son-in-law has gone on q
vacation. 70 get rested from
loafing, I suppose.
If society were as shy OF good
clothes as It is OF good looks
what q sad affair 1t would be.
Judging from the number
blushing and meek-looking DANES
see floating around in white.
with an orange.blossom look on
their maps. Cupid has found
plenty Of easy marks this year.
Raising the dickens won't raise
your salary.
Eddie says he's going into the
chicken business. Broadway or
the farm?
I read that a hen down in
Kentucky has been cackling for
six days and can't stop. That's
nothing. Several hereabouts have
been cackling since they were
born-and won't stop.
I despise those folks who never
pay any attention to what you're
saying. ia just as soon try to
hold a conservation with a phono-
graph.
Ajax may have defied the light
ming, but he'd stand a poor
chance with. our. .live.wire boss.
Clarence found that out yester-
day, and he got some shock.
Amy declares that she's going
60 learn to play the saxaphone.
She always was n noisy chicken.
Small boys are always kicking
mp rumpus. Just look ut Cupid.
The acid test OF q girls beauty
n getting caught In . the rain
without an umbrella.
Polly now has purple sweater.
Say It's to match her aura-wf1at-
ever that may be. And yet she
wonders why some people call her
Q nut.
One good thing that Eve did
after she left the Garden was to
invent apple pie.
went out in that rattietrap
car with Elmer the other even.
Ing. He ought to give that boat
gas-the other kind.
When the boss starts to call
you little girl" it's high time to
cut out the kittenish ways.
They've got a vamp in the
tnEurance office across the hall
who acts as though she didn't
have bone in her body. Aud
Edgar won't have q bone In his
body If he doesn't give her the
good-by.
! sometimes wonder if yaca.
lions are worth the bankruptcy
that follows.
Harry 10 back from his tv,,.
weeks-parboiled and broke.
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II can either be . dinner or q
breakfast 1t all depends upon
what time you leave.
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When you read that q golfer
ga eighteen holes in 14S, II
means that he did il In that
many curses.
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The rules Of the ofganization
force your sweetheart 70 serve
you with . hearty nleaI before
you 90 home.
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The organization also demands
that fathers and mothers keep
out Of the parIor between 8 >. m.
and midnight.
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M E D B u. r Y
S Al Y S.
BY John p. Medbury.

nv uNDREps Or loyesick
couples throughout the
A United States have or
eanised and are making ! bic
campaign Tor new members.
This association IL. . wonderful
thing and has put spconin9 on :
business basis
No girl who belongs to this or
der win be allowed 70 hold SeI-
lows hand unless he has . paid
up card.
The organization also demands
that fathers and mothers keep
out Of the parior bstween 8 >. N.
and midnight.
II also prohibits little brothers
and sisters from taking more
than . nickel for keeping their
mouth closed.
S
And under no circumstances
WI they allow your sweetheart's
baby brother to climb up int
your lap with sticky candy in his
fingers.
It's also against their rules for
him to hammer on the chair with
your gold watch.
The rule holds good Just TIE
same whether the watch IL. paid
for or not.
The bylaws plainly state that
it ID not necessary for more than
two lights 70 b burning in the
parlor at night.
i And on Saturdays, Sundays and
holidays it's only necessary to
have one.
Another strict rule b that the
fanOiIy album must - kept
locked ii the coal cellar At Al
times.
The father Of your sweetheart
is allowed to tell two jokes and
ask you for one cigar. and no
more. 81
However, the association lets
you get as many cigars and
cigarettes IS possible from the
old man.
If he hasn't got any cigarettes
or cigars then he must give you
the money.
The rules Of the ofganization
force your sweetheart 70 servs
yOu with . hearty meal before
you 80 home.
II can either be . dinner or d
breakfast. 1t all depends upon
what time you leave.
Should you desire to stay ninth
I or 2 o'clock in the morning,
the association prohibits the
father from making any sarcas-
tic remarks about the time.
II this organization meets with
success among the single folks.
they plan to branch out and
run the married couples, too.
Copyright, 1893. King Features
Syndicate, Incl
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If he hasn't got any cigarettes
or cigars then he must give you
the money.
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It's also against their rules for
him to hammer on the chair with
your gold watch.
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No girl who belongs to this or
der win be allowed 70 hold . lel-
lows hand unless he has paid
mp card.
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However, the association lets
you get as many cigars and
cigarettes As possible from the
old man.
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According to a reformer, every
kiss is q nail in your coffin. II
this is true. some girls have col.
lscted enough Of them to start q
hardware store.
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FLIPS FROM A
FLAPPER
By Flossie Flapper.

n ~ idea Of nothing to look
" ut is $50 pounds in a one.
AVA piece bathing suit.
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The rule holds good Just TIE
same whether the watch Il paid
for or not.
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And under no circumstances
va they allow your sweetheart's
baby brother TO climb up into
your lap with sticky candy in his
fingers.
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when you see minute steak"
on a restaurant menu 1t means
that you should pronounce IN.
adjective with the accent on the
last syllable.
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The bird who goes to the ccun-
try for q .Enuch.needed rest. stays
up all hours of the night tramp
Ing around, and then complains
the country didn't agree with him
because he lost fifteen pounds.
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This association Il . wonderful
thing and has put spconine On !
business basis.
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The sap who wants to write IN
autobiography of his life because
President Harding shook hands
with him In company with 800
others at a convention in Wash.
ington.
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GOAT GRADERS

The night owl who can't inag-
Inc how . true-bloOdsd American
can drop off to sleep at 10 o'clock
in the evening and have any fun
in life.
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FIGURE 1T OUT

The Chinese are famous be.
cause they invented printing!
ana yet the only persons who
can read IT are laundrymen.
There are 10000 professional
chemists in the United States.
but this does not include the
men who have learned how to
make home brew In the last four
years.
An electric lamp has been In.
vented with two sets Of fila.
msnts instead Of one. The id.
vantage, of this 10 that the ex.
piosicn will be twice as loud
when the bulb il hit by a flyinr
rolling pin.