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San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-10-14

Texas and her neighboring western
states need have no fear that excel
lency in rifle craftsmanship, some
thing always coupled with the thought
of Texas and the West, is becoming a
lost art among their sons. Reports
from the Eighth Corps Areas c. NJ.
Il. G. rifle team in the national rifle
matches at Camp Perry. Ohio, during
September, indicate that generation
is rising which has even truer eyes
and steadier trigger-fingers than their
fathers. The team was composed of
students who attended the c. NJ. Il.
Camps at Fort Sam Houston, Fort
Logan. COL: Fort Huachuca, Ariz.,
and Fort Sill, Okla.
The team had for its captain and
coach Lieut.. Louis J. Harant of the
Twenty-third Infantry, Fort Sam
Houston. The boys from Texas AMI
the West not only led all other corps
|area c. NJ. Z. c. teams and r. o. Il. &.
teams, but made favorable showings
against older and much more expert
fenced marksmen of both military and
|civilian teams. Remarkable individual
records were also made by individual
members.
Renshaw, Heath and McReynclds
won places in the 200-yard rapid fire
|match against 772 entries. Gibson and
|Renshaw placed in the 30O-yard rapid
Hire match against T65 entries, and
[Renshaw placed in the National Rifle
Association rapid fire championship
match. which is the aggregate OF the
Zoo and 300-yard rapid fire matches.
FRenshaw also placed in the Members
Pmatch and the Leech Cup match. The
Halter is for a silver cup presented in
.1S74 by Capt. Arthur Il. Leech on the
occasion of the visit of the Leech rifle
kfeam to America. This cup has been
bin rifle competitions. for 40 years.
| The Presidents match. ten shots
each ut 200 and 600 yards. and 70
shots each at 1000 yards. is always
lone of the most strongly contested
matches of the season. To the winner,
bis given by the President, an auto
tgraphed letter. The first 100 COM
kpetitors in this match are known as
[the presidents Hundred" and to the
Brightest ranking civilian entry is given
/ a badge by the Military Training
|Camps Association. Fred T. Winkler
kof Dallas was the highest ranking eli
william in this match and won the med
|sl Other members who won places IN
1.-The presidents Hundred" were Jo-
'keph Mathews of Trinidad, Colo, and
Harry Renshaw of Nogales, Ariz
Renshaw also placed in the Marine
Corpus cup match, cup presented in
I1909 by the officers of the United
Estates Marine Corps; in the Wimble,
don Cup match. a cup presented In
R1S74 by the National Rifle Associa'
tion of Great Britain: and in the
National Rifle Association grand az
(xregate match, which is total aggre'
fgatc of the scores made in the VIM
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-10-14
FRENCH GOVERNMENT
TO BUILD RAILROAD
ACROSS THE SAHARA
Would Link Possessions in
Black Africa With
Mediterranean.
Nv MICHEL RAINEAC.

Special Correspondent of the San Antonio
Light and the Chicago Daily News.
Algiers. Algeria, Oct. 13-The Ques-
ton of the Transsaharicn railway is
one of the most important topics of
the colonial press in France. Recently
it was announced that the government
would soon lay before the parliament
project for the construction of this
railway.
The aim in building such line is,
principally, TO link the French posses
sions of Black Africa TO the Mediter-
ranean sea, crossing the almost end
less expanse of sand composing the
Sahara desert.
For long time various schemes for
the construction of the railway have
been under consideration. 1t would
start from n far southern point of
northern Africa probably from Co
lomb- Bechar or from Laghouat in Al
geria and would reach the river Niger,
1t would be 5000 kilometers (about
1860 miles) long. and the cost of its
construction would be 5000, 000.0OJ
francs lat present exchange abo II
$50. 000,000).
Travel by sea from France to the
Sudan requires more than 20 days
whereas by way of the proposed Trans
saharien railway the journey would
take scarcely a week. Moreover. the
ability to reach the banks of the Niger
easily and speedily by railroad would
permit of the cultivation on large
scale of cotton in the fertile valley OF
the great river. This industry would
afford France new source of wealth
The present cereal crops in French
North Africa-Algeria, Morocco arc
Tunis-amount TO 100000 tons
There are nearly 100000 tons OF
wheat. as many of barley and abou;
100000 quintals of oats. Algeria ha.
produced 100000 tons of the totaI
amount. This crop is considered very
good, although it is far from reaching
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that OF 1918, when nearly 100000
tons were raised.
Owing to the fact that Algeria and,
generally spanking, all of French
North Africa are principally agricul.
tural countries, the output Of the ce-
real crops has great influence on the
economic life of the people.
According to the reports of the Gus
tom houses of Algeria. the trade be-
tween the United States and Algeria
reached, in 1922, 75.000,000 francs in
imports from America, against 151,.
100000 francs in the previous year
and n little morethan 100000 francs
in exports, against 100000 in
1921. .ty
The decline in the imports was due
to the fact that purchases Of Americas
wheat fell far below those of 1921. II
is TO be remembered, however. in con-
sidering trade between other countric;
and French North Africa. that much
merchandise before coming here is
stocked in France for a while. and is
regarded as being imported by that
country.
There is another noteworthy fact
about which, in spite of its import.
ance, the custom house reports are 81
lent. That concerns the number OF
American tourists. whose travels here
increase the wealth Of the country
Last season the number of American
tourists landed in Algiers was estimat-
ed at 10000.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-10-14
hdiuiduaHsm Emphasized
!. in Mew Junior High Schools

ing explained. aprovAes an opportuni-
:ty for the child TO discover his liking
for higher mathematics. 1t gives the
general idea of all branches of senior
high school mathematics. Further
more, it is of a practical nature so
that those who drop out of school have
received an educational return al
though they do not profit from its ex-
ploratory value.
Faculty of Counselors."
"The purpose of the social science
course is for the stimulation of inter-
est in fields of public and social SER
vice and TO train the Junior citizen
TO realize his privileges and response
billties.
"The object Of the general Eng
lish course is TO develop skill in speak
ing AMI writing as well as to create
an appreciation and desire to read
good literature.
Elective studies, such as the gen.
eral science courses. pre-vocatlonal
courses. fine arts, commercial educa-
ton, general home economics and vo-
cational guidance classes. require that
students have intelligent guidance.
One of the chief functions of the teach
ers in Junior high schools. Mr.. Cock
ing said. is to assist in the election of
studies and to otherwise help the pu-
pill to help himself.
at is important TO note" Mr.. Cock
ing maintained, "that such a program
of guidance should be undertaken by
faculty serving primarily as coun-
se!ors or advisers and not solely as
subject teachers seeking only TO lead
pupils to mastery of subject mat
for
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KATY PHARMACY

KATY PHARMACY
C. G. Carruthers
toa So. Flores TT. $3.50
KEENE. GEO.
l:s Military Plaza CT. soI d,
KRAL's DRUG STORE
George Kral
Iol Meerscheidt T.. sis&
Or. 5941
LANER DRUG STORE
Carter Berry
Travis and ST. Mary's TT. Ssgs
LAUREL HEIGHTS PHCY.
L. d. Gilmore
Mistletoe and Main
Woodlawn 17i-l613
MAIN AVE PITY. INC.
r. q. Gates. Proa
$50 Main Ave. CT. sass
MeELRoY. @. =.
a0k z. Houston TT. aff
METERS PHARMACY
Z. J. II. Meier
1909 W. Commerce CT. sts
MILBURN DRUG CO.
Luis Haring. PreA
500 W. Houston CT. 1857
MILAN PHARMACY
J. @. Esparza
11os w. Commerce TT. ESQ
MORROW DRUG STORE
Walter Morrow
1909 z. Commerce TT. ais
NASH, JEFF d.
$50 San Pedro CT. ifs3
OAKLAND DRUG co.
J. T. Galloway
iss Oakland ST. IT. %
PFEIFFER's DRUG STORE
l44 W. Commerce IT. ss3
PRASsEL's DRUG sroRn
Frank Prassel
sos Nolan ST. CT. $3.50
ROMERO DRUG STORE
g. Romero. Jr.
1901 N. Laredo TT. t,7s
8. A. p. DRUG STORE
VIM seeger
1918 8. Flores Or. ts<
sOMERs DRUG STORE
NO. I
Joe Brady
Losoys q Houston St O.. Sal
soMsfERs DRUG STORE
NO. 3
Tom MCGEE
Soledad q Houston CT. 1Ies
- sOSNnERs DRUG STORE
NO. ) i
r. X. Davis. Mgr.
Navarro and Houston Or. seoe
soDrERs DRUG STORE
NO.
NJ. g. Barnet. Msr.
City Natl Bank Bldg CT. 1900
SAN PEDRO DRUG STORE
r. Cohen & Co.
80 W. Commerce CT. 1888
SUMMIT AVE PHARMACY
u =.
1909 W. Sum NIT
Wood. 246: Wood tt
VAN HORN. OLIVER II
1855 y. New BrannfelB
CT. 4siI 4
UNIVERSAL PHARMACY
Frank Haelb!s 500 8 Alamo
TT. ;s7o Or. ts$1
WAGNER DRUG CO.. b L. 1
NO. I
+. W. Club. Pres.
400 e Houston CT. sss
WAGNER DRUG CO.. n. L.
r. A. Lambert. Vice Pres
40 E. Houston CT. scs
WALTERS PHARNAcY
Frank A walter
1901 W. Commeres CT. tsst
wHIsESANT. W. H
Brooklyn a Quincy CT. sssI
WILKES. ,. 7.
Sii So. Alamo @. tIt
woODLAwS DRUG STORE
@. II. Nichols and @ l. Nun
ford :Soi y. Flores Wood SD
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-10-14
Will Erect Bridge.

Victoria, Tex. Oct. i3.-Thc County
Commissioners Court of Victoria coun-
ty has decided to build concrete low
water bridge across the Coletto creek
for the bepefit of the people residing
in the Fleming community, since Mr..
Fleming has posted notice that he
will stop travel through his lands
owing to so many people leaving gates
open and cattle getting mixed. Plans
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-10-14

Rubber articles kept in the home
harden rapidly and it would be ad.
visable for you to inspect them now
before the real need develops.
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Officers Are Elected.

Brownsville. Tex, Oct. 13.-At a
meeting of the local lodge of the
knights of Columbus Thursday night
the following officers were installed for
the ensuing year: DR.. A. G. Padilla,
G. X; Albert w. Reed. Deputy G. X. ;
Frank Alcedo, +. s.; Joe Martinez.
treasurer Emile b. Camlade, advo.
cate: X. Bolado. chancellor: A. A.
Browne, trustee; ]. ]. Putegnat, ward
en-; W. Billinghausen, ], G.
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Putting in Power plant.

Miranda City, Tex, Oct. 13.-I1e
Richmond-Garcia Company has orr.
cred a power plant from the Natlo1eI
Supply Company and the same y ~
ing installed on their lease in surrey
Cos in the MidOjuelos field Of Web
county. This company has three pro-
dueing oil wells and one big gasser.
This plant is large enough to tate
care of 20 wells. George Coates is u
charge of the Richmond-G Garcia lc3se
as general superintendent. -
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-10-14
Dependable Laxative for Sick Baby or Child HarmIe.

Ask your druggist for genuine
California Fig Syrup which has
directions for babies and children Of
all ages printed on bottle. Motheri
You must say California" or you
may get an imitation fig syrup. ~
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-10-14

taken out for day into the country
for the first time In their lives. After
eating their sandwiches they wandered
into large field, and one strolling into
the corner discovered TO his surprise
three or four empty condensed milk tins.
"Oh-oh, Billy" he cried 10 his pal.
come here quick, I've found a cows
nest"
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-10-14

ALAMO DRUG COMPANY
| g. A. Luckenbach
ga e. Commerce Or. 635s
| ALTER, FRED Y.
80: So. Alamo Or. 'sls
| APPMANN & sERGER
| F. r. Serger
5:3 Austin TT. 81
AVE. c. PHARMACY
w. J. Headrick
81, Avenue O Or. 1907
| BEACON DRUG STOLE
II. W. Carnahan
Wood. ssi Wood. ~:
BELL DRUG sTonE
! Fred Flores
2oi Santa Rosa Or. SaS
| NJ. b. BROWN
Cor. Victoria and Hoefgen
Miss. 5000.
a. II. HOLZSCHUHER & son
CT. Ss1-Cr. S620-Cr. 345
Cor. 81. Mary's and Travis st.
BURNS DRUG STORE
w c. Burns
924 River Avenue Or 500
CAPPEL's PHARMACY
A. J, Capped
Cor. S. Alamo & Commerce
Or. Clio
r. d. CARsSOw
Fredericksburg Rd. Cincinnati
at Grant Wood. Al
CARDENAs, A. ".
s33 Ell Paso Or. 1878
CHAPA, p. A. DRUG co.
SIC w. Commerce Or. hi7
CHAMBERS PHARMACY
r. T. Chambers
s3to 8. Press N is3
DANIELS SOUTH PARK
PHARMACY
r. 2. Daniels
1901 So. Presa NJ. 10
DENVER HGT's. PHARMACY
J. G. white
sos Denver Blvd. NJ. SCI
DICKEY DRUG STORE
So. San Antonio
DREIss DRUG STORE
i1a Alamo Plaza Or. 100
| EAST END PHARMACY
r. J. Burns
1901 f.. Commerce CT. T6es
EVERGREEN DRUG STORE
r. T. and v. c. Jones
1924 Main Ave. Wood. 207
FELTHOUsE DRUG STORE
II. o. and Emmett Felthouse
33s W. Commerce CT. 81
FIsCHER's DRUG STORE
FISCHER. A. NJ.
Cor. Ave. o and Travis 81.
Or. ga
FRITsCHE. c. z.
$50 Carson CT. s3o1
FIVE POINTS DRUG STORE
A. Nathan. Prop
1907 n. Flores Wood. s5ii
| GoLIAD STREET PHCY.
X. F. Helm
COL Goliad Or. 3ziS
| GRoTHAUs, ". ii.
$50 z. Commerce TT. Is
z. z. CARA
5o1 South Pecos TT. $50
HARLANDALE DRUG CO.
G. A. Scheh
B301 Corpus Christi Rd-
TT. 2s73
| HIGHLAND PARK DRUG
STORE
II. r. Helm
500 Rlgsby Ave. NJ. ietT
HYMAs. PHIL N.
e5s Main Ave. Or. i3s
JUNGKIND. ED. c.
III Ave c. Or. 3ss
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-10-14

Hurry Mother! Even a fretful
peevish child loves the pleasant taste
Of California Fig Syrup" and it
never fails to open the bowels. A
teaspoonful today may prevent a
sick child tomorrow.
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and specifications will be drawn i'm
mediately, and it is estimated that the
bridge will cost $4,000.
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Rev. DR.. Thirdly-Don't you know
| little boy, that you shouldn't fish on -<l1o
Sabbath Day? Tommy Toddles--I Amt
a-fishin', boss, I'm JUS teachin' worms
! how ter swim.-Chicago Tribune.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-07
A soHlouuy.

/ am not beautiful, and yet I
aSossess some strangely. subtle
Charm which lures them on-poor
fools. How many have I lured
and crushed. know not. They
might see from the fate of others
what their fate will be-but they
must be shown.
IL All, see. One draws near. He
stands there, gaping with curiosity.
Now he comes. closer, incensed
with a desire to sip the honey
from my lips. I will entice him!
With a rush he seizes me in a
lingering, fatal embrace. Now he
lifts his head. The spell is broken.
31e tries to draw away, but he
cannot. Now he struggles and
curses me, but laugh in his face.
He strikes at me, but 1 seize his
hand. In terror. he turns to flee,
but it is too late-he is mine.
and SO, growing weaker. he sinks
Cioser, closer until he fairly presses
me, for it is so easy just to lie
there. And l, Enchantress, seek
another victim.
g Who am 1? A piece Of flypaper.
rs-Yellow Crab.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-07
The Prudential Of ireland.

Patrick Maloney was carefully
mailing up a box which he was
going to send by express.
As It was necessary that the
box should not be inverted during
transit. Pat had asked his friends
what to do to make sure that the
box would not be inverted. One
suggested that he write on the
box, This side up. with care"
A few days later this good
friend asked Pat If his goods had
arrived safely,
"All busted" said Pat.
"All busted. didn't you label the
box This side up as I warned
your"
ct sure did. And to make GER
tain they'd see it. I put it on the
bottom as well az the top!'-
Medley.
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Eternal
Masculine

"This is the last time take
an inexperienced dame to a
carbaret," he grumbIed. as he
watched her finished her drink
before three dances had elapsed.
NOW the waiter will get another
order out Of me- He was per-
turbed.
She. was gay. Her laughter
was loud, and her speech fluent.
He was ashamed. The little fool
didn't even know enough to act
bored and blase. She was happy.
and one. isn't supposed to show
pleasure.
A nice appearing chap asked
her to dance. She refused him.
Then she looked at her escort
with an amused look that seemed
TO say. '"That poor fish doesn't
aeem to realize that I'm with you.
that all my donces are yours"
He scowled. He wanted to
Hance with a red haired girl
across the room, but 1t would
harry look nice to leave this girl
alone at the table.
why don't you talk to me,
Jack?" She laid a warm hand
on his arm. Aren't you having
q good timer"
! \ Good time? "-what q banal
expression. He lifted an eyebrow,
md smiled wryly. Excuse me
minute while / talk to a friend
over there" he groWled. He left
her and drifted across the room.
Ed" he inplored, Ego ask the
child I'm with to dance"
III "Sure.-good looking kid.--how
many times
"As many as you want,---have
Q cigarette.
r Ed approached her. introduced
himself. and sat down. She .re-
fused to dance.
t. Jack located the red haired girl.
He looked back at his table.
There was a hurt look in his
girls eyes. She accepted Eds
lnvitation.
A The red haired girl was unin.
teresting and uninterested. He
stood around and watched his
Eirl and Ed.
10 "IlI take the next one" lie
conceded.
II haven't danced all want
fD vet" objected Ed. She main
tanned the demurrer. She was
laughing, huh, what was she
laughing at him for? He watched
them. She was good dancer.
yep. good looking kid. Bill was
holding her too close. He scowled.
She was giving dances to several
other men, now. Popular girl she
was. Again he asked her for
dance. @I
I've got six out she smiled,
"but you can the seventh"
He cursed himself for q fool.
She was wonderful. He sat alone
md watched. Swell girl,-his
girl.-proud Of her.
re Waiter" he called, some gin
ger, ale. Can't you see my girls
glass is empty2'-Sun Dodger.
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Announcement.

The members Of the Cane and
Crutch Club wish to announce
that they will give a dance to the
girl members Of the Deaf and
Dumb School. 1t is expected that
the Cane and Crutch Club will
have a great time swinging the
kDumb Bells.-Puppet.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-07
So This Is College,

? When Salley Brown
Game back to town
- For Christmas and vacation,
I'VE neighbor guys
Were thick as flies
~ To meet her at the station.
Z
fdBut when that Jane
:Climbed Off the train
q We stared in CONSERVATION.
Sand Deacon Jones
IN pournful tones
r Gfoaned THAT is Education. :"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-07

A Utica woman left the follow
ing "noat" on the fence post for
the nnilkman: pleas mister milk
man leve ME 8 kwarts Of milk in
this tin basen. and Il this noat
shud bio ava leve the milk al
the same Virginia Reel.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-07

Dapper-Is inns wife Jealous?
Dan-Is she jealous7 Why,
whenever Jim comes home with .
hair on his coat he has to show
her the horse.-Juggler.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-07

Billy Sunday tells Of q woman
who was so tat that on falling
down she rocked herself to sleep
trying to get up.-F1aminEo
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-07

''Your time has ooTne!~ sa1d
the maid a. she brought back the
watch from the jewelerE.-E1am-
lingo.
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Shoot Again!

The greenest frosh
We know 10 the bird
Who when his girl
Asked him II he
Didn't think girls
Should wear skirts
Any longer, blissfully
Inquired what they would
Wear In place Of them!
--Whirlwind.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-07

A The woman came out OF the
saloon with . pan Of beer tnear1
under her coat, the policeman
noticed her ana said: whats the
matter. lady. got tumor7" And
she said: ''oh. no. air; it's . can
sir.'-Bison.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-07
Some Guke.

There was q young fellow named
Cuke,
For her. birthday he gave her a
buke;
She hated to fule and wanted q
julie,
80 she rave the young fellow the
hulke.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-07
Campus
w it

w it
'.HeIlc, the club! Il my husband
there? Not there. you say? But
waltz haven't even told you my
name
"Say, lady: there amt nobody's
husband here nsverF was the
darky's reply.-Black and Blue
jay.
Molly--I hear they have caught
one OF those clever hotel robbers.
Cholly tgiancing at bin THAT
90? What hotel did he RUM
LAmpoon.
'well, ! had to come down.
anyway" said the man who had
just fallen down the flight Of
etairs.-Mercury.
wise city chap-say. Rubs. what
kind OF . COW sivss eyapazAsAa
milk?
Rube tnot 30 dumb. sithsrt-A
dry" cow.-Wasp.
Soph-Can you string beans?
No: but ] can bull frogs and
kid gloves.--Mink.
Her lips are like the red. red
rose
The bard sang. "are there
sweeter?''
Now. I know what he metaphcri
That's why wanna meter
Lord jeff.
First Husband-Why an tbs
black eyes. old man?
Second Ditto-You see IL was
this way: I came home drunk the
other might and sat down to read
. while before retiring and my
wife came downstairs and saw me
reading and beat up on me.
First Husband What were you
reading?
Second Husband-The checker
board Moonshine.
A Utica woman left the follow
ing "ncat" on the fence post for
the milkman: pleas mister milk
man leve ME kwarts Of milk in
this tin basen. and Il this ncat
shud bio ava leve the milk eli
the same.-virgfnia Reel.
Captain-Ail IL lost We can
not save the ship.
Moses-Do you hear what he
says. key, the ship IL going TO
sink.
nkey-Well, let It sink. Vat do
we carer We don't own ft.-Witt.
Housernaids-Stars remind us
Of our mattresses.
Policeman-Shootl
HousemaidS-We always say
they're out. when they're in.-Pitt
Panther.
Dapper-Is inns wife Jealous?
Dan-Is she jealous7 Why.
whenever Jim comes home with q
hair on his coat he has to show
her the horse.-Juggler.
He-show me an Irishman and
I'll show you fool!
Dey-Gosh durniti I'm an Irish
mani
Hey-Er, er-t1aE 1s- I'm the
rool-Medley.
your time has cosmsGs sa1d
the maid a. she brought hack the
watch from the jewelsrS.-E1am.
hgo.
A the woman came out Of the
saloon with . pan Of beer tnear1
under her coat, the policeman
noticed her ana said: whats the
matter, lady. got . tunor7" And
she said: 'Oh. no, air; it's Q can
sir.'-Bison.
There once was q fellow called
r. N. q.
Who tuggled . key Of 7. N. z.
But he let the key fan
From the top Of q hall
And. now he IL A. I. N. t.
Cougars Paw.
Billy Sunday tells Of q woman
who was so fat that on falling
down she rocked herself to sleep
trying to get up.-F1aminEo.
She called me ''Skunkr' IN wrath.
fll tones.
But 7 made her repent,
She said. You're right. you aren't
O skunk,
You never have a cent."-Frotf
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-06-07

Captain-AIl IL lost We can.
not save the ship.
Moses-Do you hear what he
says. key. the ship IL going to
sink.
Ikey-Well, let It sink. Vat do
we carer We don't own it--Witt.