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Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1923-06-21
NAV CREEK SAYS

h4N'h = NE T. N IOA l >
PA art never been what you cal
ladies' man, but ever since we've
been married I've noticed he's in
clned tc' he lot more charitable to-
wa,"S pf, r, sinful women than he is
toward POOR, sinful men"
Every man should stand on his
tWn feet says an oil magnate. Yes,
especially III Our one-man cars.
\ MOSQUITO TRIOLET
He presented his bill,
And l could not evade it,
l.: valley, on hill,
f'r PRESENTED his bill,
With singing ill-will.
So with blood, sir, paid it.
He presented his BILL
And I could not evade it.
The only trouble with Mr. Ford's
new method of burning coal twice
is that it vii. encourage lot OF second
hand coal dealers to enter the market.
According to the reformers, the ris-
iTg g ene. alton is sinking.
BREAKING THE PAIR
A we'll known Fitzgerald man was
riding down Lee ;treet with one foot
hanging out over he door. A small
b noticing this. shouted after him:
Hey mister! Did you lose your other
roller skate"
1--WE G.orped on a good thing
sad tho :r,e as it fell on the preacher
TIME CHANGETH
A hundred years ago today a wilder
ness was here;
A man with powder in his gun went
forth to hunt a deer,
But now the times have changed some
what along different plan;
A dear, with powder on her nose,
goes forth to hunt MAN"
How do they figure Sunday a day of
rest when it is the only day of the
week when man stays home with his
wife.
Bore Any individual who thinks a
proper sentence must begin with the
pronoun "I".
No, Adeline, a Russian barber shop
is not where you get a quick shave
1t has been suggested that we have
a reckless driving week, but it would
be hard to distinguish it from others.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1923-06-21

Free Medical Advice: Don't buy
thermometers in the summer they
are lower in the winter.
100
No, Archipelago, minis are not the
the only life savers.
An experienced driver, according to
Jim, is one who can tell in an emerg-
ency whether that sound is his brakes
squeaking or his wife squealing
Another good memory test is try
ing to remember whether and why
famous women have husbands.
You never heard of q circus having
show for women only, as they do
for men. 1t would be no use to carry
such an outfit.
-oo-
y cot of Fitzgerald girls can put it
on their faces so as to produce the
popular two-tone effect.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1923-06-21
FAMOUS WORDS OF
FAMOUS MEN

You might at least be sociable
How much quart?
Do lo': think you'll crash?
Now up at the house.
We've ;,3' to stop and let the eng
ine cool.
New, do you have at match?
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1923-06-21
BRAINESS AGAIN

BRAlNESS AGAIN
He; l don't knoy whether to give
you book for kiss.
She: | have a book.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1923-06-21
WORDS OF THE WISE

John D. Rockefeller says the reason
he never attends dinners or banquets
is because the most all of the speakers
remind him of automobile wheels, the
longer the spoke" the bigger the tire.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1923-06-21

QUESTION COLUMN
If anything is troubling you write
Mrs. Proper She will answer you in
these columns:
Dear Mrs. Proper: l am a beautiful
young lady, 10 years old. l am blond
and my friends say l have pretty teeth
and and winning smile How long
should | wear my dress?
Ans.-Until you can talk father into
a new one"
EFFECT TO CAUSE
Mother: Hey Jimmy, what's all the
racket upstairs?
Jimmy-Paw just threw his heavy
underwear in the hall.
ACQUITTED, OF COURSE
Judge: Young lady, you are charged
with making whiskey.
Young L.: Judge, you old flatterer.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1923-06-21

Home is just woman's sympathy
surrounded by four walls.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-03-17
Boys Depravity
Blamed or, Drugs
Norfolk Physicians Ex-
press Belief Boy
May be Cured

Norfolk, March 1.-THE drug
habit has wrapped its tendons
around Donatta Sirava, aged II
convicted in Norfolk this week on
six charges of burglary and two
of highway robbery and sentenced
to 50 years in the State Peniten-
Etiarg. 1t was learned today that
he is u drug addict, and this
habit was largely responsible for
Tho frame Of mind in which h
worked when he turned his life
TO banditry.
|, Dr.. L. Bruce Robinson, in
charge of the city's psychiatrie
clinic, put young Cirava through
the clinic tests before the lad was
sent to Richmond to begin serving
his long term. The boy said he
learned the drug habit while
serving in the army two years
ago. He was given an honorable
discharge in spite of this habit.
Young Sirava, one of the most
picturesque figures Norfolk police
have ever known, startled Nor
folk for three weeks by his daring
as hold-up man and burglar.
Police now think he was half
crazed with drugs at the time,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-03-17
Airplane Fails
To Find RUNNERS
Reporter Says no Fleet is
Within 20 Miles of
n. Y.
tBy nit-d I're~>J

New York, March 17.-The
question Of whether there is Il
booze fleet lying off the coast be-
came matter of dispute between
various New York newspapers to-
day.
The World declared there were
IT to 10 liquor runners scattered
along the shore. Half these ships
are operated by a New York syn
dictate, this paper said. A pirate
vessel called the Grey Ghost. arm
ed with u one FOUNDER and ma
chine guns, and carrying a crew
of go ferocious rufians is said to
be preying on this rum fleet,
robbing the bootleggers. The lat
ter are planning to arm their
craft for resistance and a sea bat
tie is expected by residents of
towns near where the fleets are
operating.
The New York Times printed
a story that the rum flotilla was
displaying big anchor lights to
minimize danger of accident. and
that a tanker Joined the fleet,
raising its total to seventeen YES
sells.
The Daily News announced that
it sent a reporter out in a sea-
plane TO look for the rum fleet.
This newspaper said today in u
copyrighted article:
Rum fleet? There amt none.
There is no rum fleet within 90
miles Of New York harbor."
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-03-17
Dawson Byrne
Priest Actor
Will + Portray Dickens
Characters Tonight
At Elk's

Rev. Father Dawson Byrne
famous pliest actor, held Il re-
hearsaf last evening to familiar
iae theiorchestra with the music
necessary for the presentation of
the great characters of Dickens
that he will play tonight at the
Elks Auditorium.
The musical arrangements is
an important part in Father
Byrne's Offering. During the play
ing Of the VARIOUS characters the
orchestra Continues without a
break to get the right pitch that
will balance well with. tbs role
of this remarkable actor requir-
cd considerable rehearing.
James Sullivan, the well known
celloist, has been engaged TO as
Sist Father Byrne and will rem
der a number of old Irish melo-
dies. George j. Jaeger and his
violin, who need no introduction
in this city, will be the violinist.
Miss Ella Hill will be the accom-
PIANIST.
Due to urgent request Father
Byrne has consented to add sew
eral comedy numbers to his pro-
gram. One of the numbers will
be an imitation of an English
music hall singer. Father Byrne
as an imitator has it is asserted
no equal in the country. This mum
Der it is stated is original and
has never failed to draw tremend-
Gus applause.
DIR. Alfredo Warsaw, the fam
Gus tenor, who will appear in
joint recitalS with Father Byrne
at the National Theatre, Wash
ington, April 20, will be guest of
the Catholic Daughters. Dr.. War
saw has a remarkable voice and
4 splendid number Of number Of
selections will be given by this
noted singer.
Seats for the affair are rapid
ly being disposed of and q cap
acity house is expected.
The performance will begin at
Sis o'clock. The doors will open
at 1880 o'clock. s.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-03-17
ny nited Press)

Chicago, March 416.uThe final
act in the romance of the Axe
eieys, best best. known of all jun
gle hunters, will be played in si7
perior scourt here March 20 when
the Carl E.; Akeley divorce suit
is heard.
Four times, Mrs Della J, Axe
ley accompanied her husband, IA
NOUS big game hunter and natu-
ralist. through the trackless jun
giles of Africa, establishing a
name for herself as a wonderful
shot and probably the most dar-
ing huntress OF all times.
But on the fifth trip, Akeley
braved fever, wild animals and
exposure in the wilds of Africa
without his wife. On his return
last year, he filed suit for divorce
on grounds of desertiOn. Mrs.
Akeley filed a cross bill shortly
after, alleging desertion previous
to the date mentioned by her hus-
band July. 1877.
The Akeleys were married in
1902, while Akeley was head Of
the Field museum of Chicago. The
couple started almost immediate
ly for Africa to collect speci-
mems for the museum.
Or the first expedition Mrs.
.Akelev made a reputation for
herself. For more than 1000
miles across the heart of the
Ozark Continent" she shared ev-
cry danger and hardship with her
husband. Tine after time, to-
gether. they braved death under
the fangs Of jungle beasts.
Four years later, on the next
African Tip. she saved her hus-
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-03-17
Fought Wild Beasts Together; -
Is. Ncw, Seeking a. Divorce

bands life. in a battle with a lion
The. only white woman for hui
dreds Of miles, she nused the
seriously wounded naturalist
back, to health. ;s' "a
A few months later, the adxerl-
turesome wife shot and,i killed
the largest, elephant eyer$ taken
in Africa, BY man or woman, In
accomplishing this feat, they, mar
rowly escaped with their lives.
The return to America, follow
ing each trip to the wilds of At
rica, found both attracting uni
versal attention. Akeley was
'lionMed' by a:inetific and So
eially prominent groups, lectur-
ing from ccast to coast. In spite
Of the urginss of her friends, the
wife refused steadily to lecture
on her experiences.
Steadily the civilian life of the
two intrepid explorers and hunt
ers grew apart until last gear,
Akeley left his wife behind while
he went again into the wilds, with
Miss Martha Miller his. secre-
tarH;; Mrs. Herbert Bradley,
New York novelist; Bradley and
the five wear old Bradley child. q.
Akeley has just completed a lee
ture tour through the Far West
and Mrs. Ake,ey is recovering
from q serious illness, which con-
fined her to her home in Ntw
York for the laA. several months.
MRS. Akeley's attorneys declare
the Modern DIANA" who braved
the fiercest wild beasts and the
most strenuous hardships to be
with her husband through four
African trips, will meet the hun
ter in the courtroom the day Of
the divorce trial.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-03-17
Ford Is Invited
To Electrify State
tBy United Pres~)

Lincoln, Neb., March 1.-THE
Nebraska state legislature has
rendered an official invitation to
Henry Ford to come to the state
to sean the water power possibill-
ties and to develop the $4,000
horsepower which the government
says Nebraska rivers will pro-
ducc.
Harvesting the water power re-
sources of the state would save
100000 tons of coal annually.
and by the development of white
coal to Supplant the chocolate
Jumps which the state must now
import, will attract population
that will eventually make New
York state look like a territory.
These hopes are based on the
knowledge of approximately COCO
feet Of water fall from the west
ern end Of the state to the Mis-
souri, river in the east.
Besides this advocates of the
plan believe that these added mil
lions in population can easily he
fed by the farmers of the state.
1t is pointed out in the resolution
inviting Ford that the farms in
the state have the capacity to
feed at least 100000 people.
Patronage to the farmer would be
increased many fold by this III
dustrial boom. and incidentally
boost prices of farm products.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-03-17

tibers seem to hold somewhat
stronger position in the price out
look than producers of food, ac-
cording to the Department.
"The South looms large in the
whole agricultural situation. II
continental Europe materially GUYS
down purchases of our wheat ana
pork this year, cotton may be
come something of a key crop.
Well informed men consider that
another billion dollar cash crop
in the cotton belt would 90 :
long way to Offset a failing Euro
pean market for wheat and meat
says the Departments monthly
survey. ..
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-03-17

because some of the feats he per-
formed they say, would not likely
have been undertaken by a man
in his right mind.
His home is in New Bedford,
Mass, and his mother, who came
to Norfolk to attend his trial,
has returned there. The boy is
in Richmond, destined to what
physicians and drug experts say,
is to be d living hell, because he
cannot get drugs unless they arc
Struggled to him. His mother
says she is coming back to Nor
folk to work her fingers to the
bone" to get money to fight for
Tightening of her boys sent
ence.
Officials of the psychiatric clinic
here, who examined the boy be
fore he was taken away, deplored
the fact that he had been allow
ed to drift into crime and ex-
pressed the belief that he is youns
enough to be taken in hand now
and nodded into useful citizen.
II is likely that movement viii
be started to secure the boys re-
lease, or, at least, to give him a.
scientific treatment in the peni-
Tertiary to correct the physical
and mental defects which were
produced, clinic officials say,
largely by the use of drugs. The
boys case has armoused wide
public interest here, both because
of the spectacular character OF
his crimes and because of his OK
IRENE youth.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-03-17
Europe VIII Not
BY u. S. Exports
British Brokers Say
America Shodld Pre-
pare to Feed Poor
Nv United Prcs.f

London, March 16,+zEsaopei j.
not going 20 be bic TO buy, tht
excess grain crops scf thss Uqitet
States this wear. according 70
consensus of old world econ9
mists. and agricpltdgal Expert,
compiled by the Uhitsd States 10.
day. ssSgs@ VIA
America might rs wess Ere.
pare to dispose If any ceFeal ;ex.
cess she may have through tlN
mouths of the woad's starvihg
paupers," a leading HTitfshs brok.
err declared, voicing thef9epi n lot
of the majority. & b
Russia is planning TO use 8 LOT
Of American wheat in 1922. but
not to pay for it, the representa-
tive eff the a,l-Russian consumers
union said. eve will use yom
cereals to check several localized
famines which undoubtedly will
recur this year" he said, "but
we're not prepared to purchase
them. Next year We hope TO be
free from dependence upon Amer
lean cereals and to do considcra-
Bile exporting of wheat our
selves"
"The United States had most
of the worlds gold and is about
to get the remainder" r c.
Glenday, economic expert of the
federation Of British industry
said. "For this reason extensive
purchases of any American COM
modify by England on by Europe
is decidedly not feasible. ~
"Europe's ability to absorb
American produce of any kind
hinges upon the condition of Ger
many-which remains the hub
and barometer of Europe, despite
gripping French action in the
Ruhr.
"At the present moment Amer
ica's lap is overpiled with TOO
much gold. IE
Now the farmer are facing in
undation of bumper crops; a
plain situation of purchasing 'po-
wer and produce lying in the
same place creating most diff
cult situation"
England probably will look TO
Canada for lis wheat an official
Of the department Of agriculture
stated. eve cannot say yet
where England will purchase her
cereal requirements for 1928" he
said, "as the markets will deter
mine that. In view Of the expect
ed increase Of 80 per cent in. the
Canadian wheat crop it is quite
likely that 1923 will witness a
repetition of the previous three
years in which Canada's wheat
export to England increased from
ten to twenty three million hun
bred weights, while figures of
other six sources sending wheat
here decreased considerably"
World what : reports excluding
Europe, report, bumper yields,
with exception Of Australia,
where the. decrease is small.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-03-17
SAW IT ALL
ny United PrcsS)

Chicago: Police, after seeing
all there was to see when eight
women danced while disabling,
decided it was time to act. They
punched the crowd of 1876 men
along with the dancers. 81
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-03-17

{ The battle of thefiiM ~ Rg Y
gonne is by far the greatest bat
tie in. which American troops
ever engaged, and ranks as one
of the greatest battles in his
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-03-17
%sSasRuf5
Six Day Bike Races .a
Popular on Continent
my United Prcss)

Berlin. March 1.-THE Berlin
six day bicycle race Just ended
here brought out record crowds.
Race officials here decla%ed the
interest in the race has not only
grown here but that reports from
New York Chicago, Brussels,
Paris and other cities where six
day hiking Is popular, declare
that the sport is rapidly assum-
ing a place high in the ranks OF
international sports.
In this sport, as in most others
originating in recent years, the
United States held a monopoly
for years.
The first race was run in Amer
lea in 1886 and was won by the
German American Schok. It was
not until 1909 that Europe toqk
up the idea. Berlin, Paris, Brus-
sells and other continental cities
have taken to the sport and now
send strong teams to America
each year. as we'll as attracting
great crowds and strong fonpe-
tition to their own races on the
continent. oc na
s---> ------------------ - IS ~
The battleship Ohio is to be
sold as scrap iron by the Navy
Department. THE ship, built m
1901. was in active service until
1919.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-01-18

Biafggo BSng | D1srss Rs1is
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-01-18
H juez FOOte neg6 ayer...

lados escrdpulos cuando no consintie-
ron en- que nosotros llevasemos las pa
peletas, en- poder del marshal, la ga
leria fotografca del Sr. Colorado para
ahorrar tempo, ante ell tenor de que
pudieran sufrir alguna alteration, ale
gando que esa era una question muy de
hcada en- casos como este, Sc praten-
da ahora que consintamos nosotros en-
que sc tomen veinticinco papeletas of
ciales en- blanco Sc alteren expresa-
mente convirti6ndolas en- mixtas, sin
saber en- el future las graves conse-
cuencias que ESQ pudiera acarrear po1
cualquiera involuntaria omission a este
respecto en- ell record del pleitf.
lAcaso vamos fabricar mas papele-
tas mixtas?''
Ell Sr. Guerra termino ST. infornlc ?
la Corte sostuvo su decision denegan-
do la moci6n de los demandantes. Ell
sr. Feli1 anot6 exception. Las papele-
tas cue habian sido separadas para tai
fin fueron colocadas nuevamente en- su
correspondence paquete.
Sc anunci6 que para la session de la
tarde estarian hstcs para proceder a la
aperture del paquete correspondence
al Colegio ntmero las IL Sc sus-
pendi6 la session hasta las dos de la
t2rde.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-01-18
SESSION. DE LA TARDE

A las dos de la tarde, despues de
identifcar debidamente las papeletas,
ell Sr. Felit ofreci6 formalmente en-
evidencia las papeletas correspondent
tes al colegio 26 solicit6 que las mis-
mas fuesen objeto de un escrutinio pa
ra que sc le computasen los votos
los diferentes candidates.
La Corte resolvi6 que las papeletas
no eran admisibles en- evidencia, por
los mis1nos fundamentos que las otras
v ell seflor Felid reproduio la OBJ
ieci6n que hizo anteriormente.
Vino luego la identification de las
papeletas que aparec1an en- los dife-
rentes sobres del Coleg'o, y con tai OBJ
ieto fu6 namado decarar Ell Inspec-
tor Republican, Rios.
En- ell sobre de papeletas recusadas
aparecieron una general una espe-
ciaI Ell testigo declare que estaban en-
las nismas condolences y el sr. Feli1
cfreci6 en- evidencia la papeleta ge-
neral recusada que apareci6, hizo
constar que aparecia votada bajo el
emblema socialista. La Corte Sc reser-
v6 la Resolution para ell final del plei-
to.
En- ell sobre de papeletas protesta-
das aparecieron cuatro, dos ,socialistas
dos republicanas. Igual ofrecimien-
to igual Resoluci6n.
Aparecieron dos papeletas nulas,
una de las cuales esta marcada bajo
Ia insignia socialista Y tiene cuatro
cruces solamente, junto los candida
tos republicanos la Asamblea NUM-
cipal. Estas cuatro cruces fueron he
chas fuera del encasillado de os can
6idatos colocadas en- Ell espacio in
ternedio entire la candidatura socialis
Ia la republicana.
A las tres de la tarde ter1nin6 ell ira
bajo del co1egio 26 y Sc rehicieron los
paquetes de toda la Recommendation del
lnismo, la cual qued6 en- poder del Sc
cretario del Tribunal.
Embellishments Sc condujo ante la
Corte eI saco conteniendo ell material
del Colegio nlmero ocup6 la silla
de los testigos ell Superintendent de
Elecciones, Mr.. Edick, quien identifi-
co ell saco, declare acerca de la for
ma en- que fu6 conducido ell mismo al
edifcio de Ia Corte.
Sc extrajo del saco Ell paquete del
precitado colegio y fu6 llamado a de-
(Contintia en- la Ga. p&g)
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.OSTE0PATIA
Advt.

Sabe I'd. 10 que es OsTEo
PATIA? oSTEOPATIA es ls
ciencia de curar ajustard0 Ia
Columna Vertebral y nervios. TO,
novando la circulation de IL
sangre por tratsniento manuaJ
sin necesidad de usar drogas .
electricidad.
ST todas las parties del orga-
nismo humane estan en- condi.
clon perfecta la sangre circula
bien, los nervios ordenados, su
cerebro despejado, su cuerpo
agil; esta I'd. saIudable y este
10 puede hacer OSTEOPATIA.
SDesea I'd. conservarse sienprs
saludable, joven, fuerte Y feliz7
No sufra toda su vida, curese =
tempo. Pruebe los tratamien-
tos de OSTEOPATIA.
osTEOPATIA cura disloca-
clones, torceduras, Tos Ferina,
Catarro, Pulmonfa, Influenza ?
todas classes de intermediates.
Unico Doctor en- OSTEOPA-
TIA en- Puerto Rico:-
DR.. S. NJ. HALEY.
Consultorio:-
AltCs Colmado Standard
Telefonos:-
Of1cina 627 San Juan
Residencia 262 Santurcs.
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CERTIFICATE OF DISSOLUTION
TO ALL TO WHOM THESE PRE-
sENTs MAY COME, GREETING:

WHEREAS, it appears to my salts
faction by duly authenticated certifi-
cate for the voluntary dissolution
thereof by unanimous consent of all the
stockholders, deposited in my office,
that IL. MARTINEZ & CIA, INC. =,
corporation of this Island the prin-
cipal Office of which is situated m
AguadiLa, P. R., has complied with
the requirements of the Private Cor
porations Act, preliminary to the issu-
ing Of this
CERTIFICATE OF DISSOLUTION
NOW, THEREFORE,, I, E. j. SAL
DANA, Executive Secretary of Porto
Rico DO HEREBY CERTIFY: That
the said corporation did on the twenty
eighth day of December, nineteen
hundred and twenty two, file in my Of
flee duly executed and attested con-
sent in writing to the dissolution Of
said corporation executed by all the
stockholders thereof, which said con
sent is now on file in my office as
provided by law.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, have
hereunto set my hand and caused to
he affixed the Great Seal of Porto Ri
co, at the City of San Juan, P. R.,
this twenty eighth day of December,
A. D. nineteen hundred and twenty
two.
(signed) e. J. sALDANA,
Executive Secretary.
Advt.
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THE PEOPLE OF PORTO RICO

Office of the Executive Secretary.
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TTxMERARI0

Dc los trene8 en- vigcr desde
sl / de Agosto Dc 1917, re
vASado el 4 de AgoSso, 1918.
zsTAmoNzA.