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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-03
THREE

Mrs. Bessie Ogden, Alexandria ............. 5000
Miss Katie Price Alexandria ................ 5000
Miss Bessie Phillips, Alexandria ............ 5000
Miss Blanche Rotchford Alexandria ........... 5000
Miss Polly Rice Alexandria ................ ll6500
W. L. Ramne Alexandria .................. i25,O0O
Miss Ruby Reeves Alexandria ............... 5000
Miss Cornne Reardon Alexandria .......... $4,000
Miss Eleanor Roberts, Alexandria ............ 5000
Miss Athea Swain, Alexandria ................ 5000
Mrs. E. B. Sanders, Warrenton, R. T. d. No. D. 10000
Courtney Smith, Alexandria ................ 5000
Robert W. Stump, Alexandria ................ 1920
Mrs Ed Shimm Alexandria ................. 5000
Miss Blanche Stansbury, Alexandria ......... 5000
Miss Rose Shapiro Alexandria .............. 155S00
n B. Simpson Alexandria ................. 42O,I00
Miss Anna Smith, Alexandria ............... 4241OC
Mrs. Oliver Stone, Alexandria .............. 45l4O0
Mrs Katherine Thompson, Warrenton 1000
Miss Louise Thomas, Alexandria ............ $4,000
Mrs. Robert Tomlin Alexandria .............. 5000
Miss Katherine Uher, Alexandria 5000
Miss Caroline West Alexandria ............. 10000
Harrie White Wellington ................... 5000
Carroll Wolf Alexandria Observation-Disclosures. 5000
Miss Eleanor Watkins Alexandria ............ 5000
Miss Alice II. Wilton Alexandria ............ 5000
Mrs. G.. ". Smith. Alexandria ............... l41600
Earl Trigger Alexandria NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 100000
Miss Hda Wade, Alexandria ................. 1000
Geo Anderson Alexandria ................ 5000
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-03
WAY r].--7 ,1.:'...5.. THE CONTESTANTS
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

MrsS p, 81 ArrolsI Alexandria ......" 5000
JaTasY aieranday Alexandria ............ 5000
Mr. NJ "A htli i{evandria ......... $4,000
Nice Ado Y Allison Alexandria ........... 5000
Clayton Bowman, Alexandria :.'''...''.....t 2'U00
Arthur Bryant Alexandra 49,, ....'-.'.'. N2,OoO
S,iyactar Prae1 AlcygnIria ............. 5000
NJ 7 W PaIees Alevou6ria ................ 5000
NIiss ior;o PaIIen~er Alexandria .......... 5000
M K "ta VALE Rarrctt Alexandria ........ 5000
NJ = " Prhors' nal Paw ............... 10000
A v prvon aievandria ................. 5000
Mrs Raymond ,Bumenfed Alexandria ...'... lS300O
Mrs, Geo. Buddin, Rosemont .-........... 50O O
Rev. Edgar Carpenter, Alexandra ''''..'.'' 44d00o
Mrs. Percy Cliff, Alexandria ........''.'. loo3OO
Wies N,olI;s Corter Wayrenton .............. 5000
: C;iber. NJ COY AIexandria ................ 5000
4 Nv. Ha,ry p Claton North Braddock $4,000
w / Cowbige Alexandra ............... 41S,9O0
Mrs. Port Camnhell Clarendon Va. ......... 5000
r + Carver A1evandria ............... 5000
Wno No Cose Warrenton Va ..., .......... 450100
I NJ nrIing Anyonlria Observation-Disclosures. 500
j. Sidney Douglas, Alexandria ............. o,000
Miss Cora Dufey, Alexandria ............... 5!0o0
Miss Julia Duncan, Alexandria ........... o,Ooo
Miss Annie Dunbarr, Alexandria ...e...... 4l3OOO
Mrs. Irwin Diener, Alexandria .............. 5O0o
Miss NJ. Louise Evans, Warrenton ........... 5OOO
Capt. Geo. Evans Alexandria ......:...:... 50O0
MIS- HID Frvi1 Coo Wash Park .... 5000
sherman r Fowler Alexandria .............. $4,000
The Washington times., 1923-12-05
a7.HEM WHITE THINGs."

Pete IL 4 Dlute since he struck that tlei
Tryins to 60 In the city style;
Ridin, around In gilded Ford;
Tryins 20 act like an English Lord;
Bowins and scrapin' like all get out,
Like he knowed what ft was all about;
SWeIllns up, eticlEin' out his ole chest.
WearIns them white things In his vestI
Says he Is goin, TO Congress sure;
Never thought Of iE when he was pore;
Now all he wants Is 70 put on dogi
LeaRnin' to talk like d regular frog;
Shinin' his shoes with special rag,
stead Of q sock or an ole Hour. bag:
He amt like he used to be much, out
wearing them white things in his vest.
Wears one Of them foolish derby hats;
Covers his ankles with purple spafs
Goes TO . church whefe the preacher
Nlghtshirts to preach and to say the
Gets 5 haircut every month Or so;
Don't care for nothin' but strut and
And 81 il an. what .I,e does the best
Wearin, them white things In his vest!
Like . tape measure cut In two.
That's what they are, I'm a-te1lfns you:
Bout q half inch, or q quarter, wide;
Button holes In 'em, to fix inside,
So they stick out, when he's got sem
Says Il Is done by the whole haut-ton,
Whatever that Is; but he's some Jest
Wearin them white things in HIS vesti
JACK HENRY.
The Washington times., 1923-12-05
Gun CARRIAGES
TNIG IN
PARK
Repairs Required for Those
About jackson Statue il,
Lafayette Square.

Time and weather are playing
havoc with the old wooden gun
carriages posted around the rock
ing horse" statue OF Andrew Jack.
son in Lafayette Park. One Of the
old bronze cannon had to be dis
mounted to enable workmen to re-
pair the wheels Of the carriage
which have rotted and decayed.
Pedestrians passing the statue of
Old Hickory thought that some
Jolly, celebrating fraternity gang
had lifted one of the old bores and
laid it on the soft grass for a little
rest.
Jaclson's statue by Mills has been
criticized by artists as well as the
public. The former claim that
although the horse upon which Cen
eral jackson Is mounted, keeps its
balance picturesquely, Lafayette
Park should be reserved for revOlu-
tionary heroes exclusively, and that
statue Of George washington
should occupy the place. A move.
ment has gained force In art circles
which favors the elimination OF all
personal statues and their replace
ment with ornamental fountains and
symbolical representations OF the
cause, rather than the inmortaliza
ton Of the men, no matter how
| great.
It Is the contention that the lat
ter idea is tradition OF monarchy
where one man power IL the rule
but that a republic should com
memorate the cause and not the
| man.
The Washington times., 1923-12-05
Pension Claims w orlI
Speeded At Saving
OF Sag, 600

Congressional int erference
with the work of the United
States Pension Bureau hasbeen
eliminated through the aboli-
ton Of the special division
organized for the purpose Of
speeding up pension claims on
the Recommendation Of mem
bers of Congress, Secretary Of
the Interior Work announced
today in q report to President
Coolidge on the reorganization
of the bureau.
Work said that the service
rendered members Of Congress
under the new system was Just
as prompt and efficient as here
tofore and tsmore direct and
economical. "
The reorganization, Work re-
ported, will result in annual
savings of $246,OOO to the Gov
eminent and 100000 to PEN
sioners.
The Washington times., 1923-12-05
LOSES CAR AND LIQUOR
THEN Is FINED $3.50

withdrawing his plea Of snot
guilty and changing It to guilty, 3
Thomas DeVito, charged with trans
porting liquor, waived his demand
for jury trial and was sentenced
by Judge John p. Mcmahon, IN the
United States branch Of Police
Court today to pay q fine OF $3.50
or serve $50 days in iail.
DeVito and a companion, Joe a.
Orla, were arrested for speeding on
October S, and their car was found
to contain several gallons Of corn
liquor.
Assistant District Attorney
Baker. in making the recoKnme nda-
ton. told the court that his office
had been advised that DeVito was
working for q relative bringing the
LIQUOR from Baltimore. The cOrn-
panion, Orla. Baker said, was not
implicated, and the case against
him was nolle pressed. A case Of
possession against DeVito was also
nolle pressed. The car and liquor
were confiscated by the police.
The Washington times., 1923-12-05
sUAVE YOUTH GETS OFF
WITH 500 JEMELRY

A well-groomed youth walked into
Harris & Skaters jewelry store,
1908 F street northwest yesterday,
ostensibly to have his watch re-
paired. A few minutes, after he
left, 800 In jewelry was gone also.
It was explained to the police
that the youth had walked over to
the repair counter and had taken
his choice Of q number OF envelopes
containing valuables left for 10.
pairs.
The Washington times., 1923-12-05
ALL SOULS CHURCH TO
HOLD ANNUAL BAZAAR

The annual bazaar Of the Rectors
Aid Society of All Souls Church,
Cathedral near connecticut avenue.
will be held tomorrow afternoon and
night The annual parish dinner
win be served from $50 to O'Clock
The committee in charge OF the ba-
zaar and dinner are Mrs. III. e. Kon-
drup, Mrs. George Worthington, Mrs.
Robert French, Mrs. Bates Warren,
Mrs. William Willett, Mrs. Ward
Evans. Mrs. Warren Grimes, Miss
Margaret Dudley Mrs Thomas
Eagan. Mrs. Arthur s. Greeley. Mrs.
Dion Birney, Mrs. George Eastment,
Miss Abbott, Mrs. Orbille Drown,
Mrs. III. r. Cary, Miss Anne Kon-
drup, Miss Marjorie Stinson. Mrs
Louis s. Greene, Mrs William Qutn-
ter, Mrs. r.. d. Potts and Miss Con
stantine Albert.
The Washington times., 1923-12-05
AUTolST IN COLLISION
GETS HEAVY SENTENCE

A heavy, sentence and fine was
imposed on Robert e. Pettitt. in
United States Branch Of Police
Court by Judge Gus A. schuldt yes.
terday.
He was given straight ten
day Jail sentence ana ordered to
pay fine OF $3.50 or serve twenty
days in jail for driving an automo-
bile while under the influence Of
liquor, and was ordered to pay
$40 or serve forty days In jail for
colliding.
The Washington times., 1923-12-05
CAPITOL REPORTERS
ANNOUNCE COMMITTEE

Election OF the standing COM
mittee of correspondents entitled
to admission to the Senate and
House press galleries during the
Sixty-eighth Congress was an.
nounced today as follows:
James l.. Wright, Cleveland
Plain Dealer: Jay G. Hayden. De.
troit News; Carl D. Ruth, Cleveland
News; r. B. Smith, Chicago
Tribune, and Emmett Dougherty
Davenport GDemocrat.
James L. Wright was named
chairman Of the committee and
Jay G. Hayden as secretary. This
committee, among its other duties
will be in charge of the ALLEGATION
of press seats for the Republican
and Democratic national conyen
lions next year.
The Washington times., 1923-12-05
Hell D|h n ENTITY,
Die mist
T0L D
Enough Available to Fill 200
ShenandoaI1s, Or. Moore
Informs Meet Here.

There Is sufficient helirm available
in the United States on short notice
to I'LL 200 Shenandoahs, DR.. r. r
Moore, former chief Of chemistry at
the Bureua Of Mines, declared today
at the annual meeting Of the Amerl-
can institute Of Chemical Engineers
at the New Willard.
His remark was made following q
paper read by DIR. s. G.. Lind. presen.
chief of chemistry Of the bureau, in
which the scientific properties Of the
gas were discussed.
The meeting, which will be con.
tinued through the week, was opened
with q brief address by DIR. George
Otis Smith, director OF the Geological
Survey. who outlined the work Of
his department and cited some Of
the information available to chemi-
cal engineers throughout the coun-
try.
War Work Lauded.
The assistance rendered the Gov
eminent during the war by mapping
the mineral sources Of the country
and the water supplies for canton
nents was particularly valuable, he
said.
Other papers read at the morning
session were by DR.. A. g. Fieldner
on 1.-THE Physical Properties and
Combustibility Of Coke In Relation
to It's Production and Use," ]. w.
Paul on Testing Explosives for Gov
ernmental and Commercial Work, "
and r. w. Davis on Some Aspects
| Of the Application of Oxygen to Met
talurgical and Allied Fields.
/ During the past year twenty-three
new explosives have been added 70
the list OF explosives which are con.
| sidered permissible" by the Blu
reau of Mines, DIR. Paul declared.
This brings the number permissible
i explosives to 16S.
Many Investigations.
DR.. Paul in a discussion of liquid
oxygen explosives, declared that
since their Introduction into use dur
ing the war they have been devel-
oped SO that now they can compete
with other explosives both in eff
cheney and cost.
Extensive investigation of exp1o-
sives and accidents is being con-
Quoted by his department, he ex-
planned, as well as many tests OF both
old and new explosives.
Especially was this true, he said, in
the study of explosives used in coal
mining in the hope that the art Of
explosion may be perfected so that
greater amount OF lump coal may
be mined,
The Washington times., 1923-12-05
ASSISTANT ENGINEER
QUITS SURVEYORS OFFICE

William ]. Latimer, for twenty.
two years an assistant engineer in
the office of Melvin C.. Hazen, Dis
trict surveyor. today lefe the Dis
trict service to enter private engi-
neering.
Employees of the office yesterday
presented him with a silver Gig
arctic case on which his initials
were engraved. A reception also
was held in the office
Surveyor Hazen spoke briefly,
commencing Latimer for his eff
cient service and wishing him sue
cess In his new venture. Major
Raymond A. Wheeler, assistant
engineer commissioner, also spoke.
The Washington times., 1923-12-05
FAMOUS PHRASES.

'sNow, dear, yOu might as well quit
your kidding for ft isn't doing you q
bit Of good. Last July you said that
II would buy you that hat that you
wouldn't want anything Christmas and
I'm going 70 hold you 70 your bar
gain"
ssNow, John. there il absolutely no
use for You to comp1akn about this
hash because IL Il AL your fault that
y0u are eating II. ! told yOu last week
that II bought that turkey that we
would have to eat hash this week and
yOu agreed but now, as usual, You
are blaming me.1
ssAw, whatss the uso II trying TO
enjoy yourself around this hOuee9 I
came home this evening with the ox-
press purpose Of reading that book
that started last night and now 4
find that yOu have loaned Il to the
Blanks. 1t does seem that should
be entitled 70 SOME confederation. =
ssNo, I haven't the slightest desire
to 80 to q movie and yOu might -
well quit beggfng me 70 30. You
know very well that this q the evening
that yOu promised to HELM me wash
the dishes and that win Be entertain
ment enough for one evening"
JOE II. HOLMAN.
When Patrick Henry yelled,
Give me liberty or give me
death" he didn't realize that the
days Of prohibition would come
and a man could buy both Of
them from 3 bootlegger.
GINGER JIM.
THE EVOLUTION or A
QUESTION MARK.
The Washington times., 1923-12-05
COOLIDGE MADE MEMBER
OF COMMERCE CHAMBER

President Calvin Coolidge was last
night made an honorary member of
the Washington Chamber of Com
nerce in accordance with the custom
that has been followed for each new
President. Col. r. N. Harper, James
T. Lloyd, M. A. Leese, and Chaplin
Brown were appointed to present the
President with an engraved member,
ship card.
The next meeting OF the chamber
will be held in the Willard Hotel
December 18. Members of the House
and Senate District Committees
members of the judiciary committees
of both Houses, and Brig. Gen
Herbert Lord, Director of the Budget
win be invited to attend.
The Washington times., 1923-12-05
THE EVOLUTION or A
QUESTION MARK.
SPEAKING OF PESTS.

spealxIng Of pests, Bin. here's the best
yet
ways wants to bet.
He was III and was told faat he would
die,
And the PEARSON sat by him and each
one said "gOOd-bye."
The parpOn said: "Jims my boy In
the presence Of your wife,,
ting all your life,
Or you'll not go to heaven, and with
the angels fly.
Now, Jim, be repemtant, cause mink
you're going to die"
with that poor Jim raised his head,
looked the parsOn In the eye, and
said:
"Parson, tell me, do you expect to be
an angel when you def"
az do" replied the parsOn, and his
head was low and bent.
ssVVell, I'll beat yOu flytng. Jim
said. AI'n bet you my last cent"
n. =. 4.
The Washington times., 1923-12-05
SWEDISH PRELATE SPEAKS
ON WORLD PEACE HERE

Archbishop Nathan Soderblom of
Upsala. Sweden. who was presented
today to President Coolidge. will
speak this afternoon at the Martin
Luther Memorial Church.
Archbishop Soderblom is to visit
Swedish churches in America and
make addresses on world peace. He
is here at the invitation OF the Fed.
Grated Council OF Churches of Christ
IN America and the Christian Unity
Foundation
The Washington times., 1923-12-05

@eAeesef
consideration Of the District gasO-
line tax bin, the forerunner Of
complete automobile reciprocity
between Maryland and the Dis
trict, viii be expedited in both
the Senate and House.
Factions One On Bin.
Congressman Frederick N. Zihl.
mann stated that he had been AZ
sured by Congressman Nicholas
Longworth. Republican floor leader,
and Congressman John NJ. Nelson,
leader Of the insul gent block. that
they will assist in fostering the
measure.
Congressman Zihlman has been
informed that Senator o. e.
Weller Of Maryland has secured the
assurance Of Senator BaIl. chair.
man Of the Senate District Conn
mfttee. and Senators Curtis and
Lodge that the bin would be given
every opportunity Tor consideration
BY the upper hJuse.
Congressman Linthic1m Of Balti-
more. win confer with Congress
man Garrett, minority party
leader in the House. to secure his
nledge that consideration Of the bill
win not be blocked in the lower
house.
Discounts Opposition.
rsonoraesuan Zihlnaan stated that
there are rumors that certain mem
hers of the House are planning to
block consideration of the bill, but
declared that these efforts would be
11ravailfng. since the bill need not
come IN under unanimous consent
and so become subject to point Of
order
Ratifiaction by GOV. Albert c..
Richie Of Maryland of the tenta-
tive agreement for sixty-day
automobile reciprocity between the
District. and Maryland is expected
70 be received by the Commission
ors today.
VIII Have Registration Cards.
AS soon as word is received from
the governor the Commissioners viii
order Wade Coombs, superintendent
OF licenses, to start the issuance Of
registration cards to persons who
purchase d. G. tags. Those who al
ready have obtained tags probably
will have their cards mailed to them
Because Of a shortage of employees
there will be no inspection of motor
vehicles to verify statements made
IN applications for tags. The in
formation given on the application
win be copied on a registration card
Sale To Maryland Stopped.
The Commissioners yesterday in
structed Coombs to discontinue thu
sale of District 1924 tags to Mary
land motorists.
To further the interests of auto
mobile reciprocity between the Dis
trict Of Columbia and Maryland
Frank H. Stephens, corporation
counsel Of the District, is engaged
today in drafting amendments t.
the District headlight regulation
which would conform with thu
? Maryland regulations.
The standard OF the United State
Bureau of Standards, which is IL
accordance with that in Maryland
Is being used as model for tn
regulation.
The Washington times., 1923-12-05
Joins Child Commission.

The appointment OF Mrs. John A.
len Dougherty as a member OF the
District Child Welfare Code Commits
sion was announced by the District
Commissioner yesterday. Two aus
ditioral members will be named by
the Commissioners. bringing the
total membership Of the commission
"a eighteen persons .--A-..-zs.
The Washington times., 1923-12-05
A SONG LOVE LETTER.
any wonderful One:''

my Wonderful One::"
It's "Three O'Clock in the Morn
ing?" so you will have to excuse
this "Faded Old Love Letter"
Do you remember our kid
Days." when I'VE were Sweet
hearts?" How we used to stroll
down Virginia Way?" That was
"When You and / Were Young,
Maggie" / recOIIect our Loves
Old Sweet Song" that we used to
sing down by the Old Apple
Tree"
"OId Pal" can you recall ''In
the Little Red School House."
that we went to Long Ago." way
down in "Dixie?" 1t was while
we were whispering" that 1
told you II Loved You Best Of
ALL"
"WeII, Rose of My Heart" I
win close. asking you ITO Think
Of Me-" -
The Washington times., 1923-12-05

Dey's many kinds o,muslc, boys,
On dis heah cock-eyed EARTH
An dey'0 many ways o. causing IL
And CHIN, peoples n1irth,
But Abs allug had nah preference
They wuz pIayin' IL ct NAH birth.
Not de kind wat cum from instra-
All, dat's no sound 70, me;
Abs q black man an rs crazy fO'
The song o. de bones, yuh see.
An de woods are Just lax faiRtess
For de children-FOl, Phebe!
Vas. 1 hub tuh hear dem marbles
click
In NAH pam above NAH heads
All knows Jest wen deyss cOmin' right
An wen well be fed,
Cause dem bones am educateds man.
An dey Is not quite straight--nuf
said!
I never use nah eyes an look
To see de- point what came,
Nav, dem dice am loaded, brOthAhS
Abs an old man at do game,
An de music dat dey gimme
1t makes de jazz stuff tamei
THE UNKNOWN.
-.
The Washington times., 1923-12-05

Need Of Better Wages Reccg
laized II Draft Sent 70
b. 9. Heads.


The teachers salary bill, IS i
has been drafted ii It's final form
by the Board 81 Education for
presentation to the District Com
missicners, virtually ignores every
Recommendation made BY the
Teachers Council
Admitted 81 Hoard.
This statement was made today
BY q member Of the Board 0f E6u-
cation in denying the report that
the bin as II was now drawn up
carried with it almost all the su1
gestions' made BY the Teachers
Council.
the teachers salary bin s. Il
stands now, after final consideEa
ton By the board, does not carry
anywhere near the salary pFoVie
ions asked By the teachers The
board felt that the teachers were
underpaid and we raised salaries IA
some few cases Concessions were
made to certain classes Of employs
whom we felt were entirely u1le.sF,
paid butt as general thing. the
recommended lions made by the
teachers were thrown out entirely.
Cites Capper Bill
..The best way to demonstrate
this is BY comparing the present
bill with the Capper bin The board
granted salary raises that VIII m
crease the provisions Of the Cepst
bill by 500 600 The teachers de-
manded very much larger sam
than that, but they didnt get e
The members Of the board
granted the teachers as much IS
we thought we could get them
The Con1missio ners and the Budget
Bureau have q legal right to prime
the estimates to suit themselves
and they may hop off the meager
increases we have asked for
Figures Not Made Public.
Actual figures on the pay bill
were not made public. it IS known
however; that the teachers got an
increase OF about o11e-sfxth of what
they asked for.
Members Of the board aaid they
were In sympathy with most Of the
teachers demands but. they de-
clared, II would be futile to ask
for the salaries sought. Militant
teachers, who have striven to-
force the board to adopt the teach
ers, suggestions, were blamed for
the small increases These teachers
threatened to carry their fight to
Congress for more pay and the
members of the board did not hesiT
tate to state that they did not
like such tactics.
The Washington times., 1923-12-05
Chevy Chase Club Elect.

New members Of the board OF gov
ernors OF the Chevy Chase Club,
elected at the annual meeting at the
New Willard yesterday, are Charles
]. Bell, III. Precott Galley and
Charles L. Marlatt.
The Washington times., 1923-12-05
WORK OF COAST GUARD
TO BE SHOWN ON FILMS

Work Of the United States Coast
Guard will be explained in motion
pictures, slides and speeches at the
University Club, Saturday night.
The speakers are Rear Admiral
w. e. Reynolds, Commander r. O..
Billiard, Capt. @. b. Newman and
q. IA. Maxann.
The Washington times., 1923-12-05

"Oaer candid opinion Is that
zoe ought to haze more per-
sons laying bricks and feaOer
tt.roaoing thenp," says a PhilG-
detphtG paper. Right. And
some of those sVho lag them
might lay more. The slogan
of some seems to be:
A brick q day
Keeps the doctor GaOGy.
FRED VETTER.
The Washington times., 1923-12-05
Who remembers the days
of the ,sickel0deumg
TOM 4.

HE KNOWS A GOOD THING
WHEN HE SEES IT,
Impressions OF praise for the column
each day,
SEEMS to be coming in the same old
with mirth and wisdom--a mental
treat,
r. i always delightful and repIete.
H. SMITH.
The Washington times., 1923-12-05

A 1ComGn 1criter says that
no man can make a hGrenG
happy. Amylto1O there are
lots of fellows aOilliMg to try
1t. The Solomops are not all
dead. j. X. u.
The Washington times., 1923-12-05
Congress Viii Expedite Gas Tax Bill
(1lEARD4eS|lEEENlI
lzHgE1E' % ~ BEL PRICE -

Before marriage q man Is
just like d bear. He sCumts
to hug. After marriage he
is still more like d bear, he
gTOsOLs all. the time.
GENEVIEVE.
The Washington times., 1923-12-05

On the subject of cheeses,
BiH, am / right IN Saying that
sage cheese Is more intelIi- !
gent than any other kind?
JUMBO JAKE.