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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

cattle business and recently pur-
chased several Shorthorn cows Of a
milking strain.
Peter Wallin is slowly recuperat-
ing from the auto accident in which
he was badly injured.
Mike Ryan and Ducan McGillis
shipped number of hogs from the
stockyards Friday which they raised
on their ranch south of town.
Walter Spanberg Of Wilton was q
caller here one day last week.
The Christmas seals>arrived last
week and the Baldwin school sold
sew eral dollars worth of them.
Baldwin residents comment very
favorably on the several articles that
have been appearing in the Tribune
giving the history and success of
many Burleigh county faumers. We
hope the reporter will visit our To-
cality soon for we think we can pro-
duce as many successful farmers as
any district.
, George Glace made trip to his
old home south of Mandan early in
the week returning home Friday at
ternoon.
Baldwin has new business
Henry Hubin has opened cream
buying station in the brick building
just ahead of Fred Rupps hardware
store. He will also buy eggs and
poultry.
Hans Christensen has returned
from business trip to st. Paul and
Minneapolis.
c. H. Berger is spending the week
in Bismarck looking after business
affairs.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arnold >Rupp and
little daughters Emma and Agnes
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

FOR RENT-Seven room house, jan
uary !. PhoneN697.
12-14-3t
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

FOR RENT-Large room, close in.
Phone 1877. 800 r. Main St.
l2-14-3t
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14
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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

Mike Ryan and Ducan McGillis
shipped number of hogs from the
stockyards Friday which they raised
on their ranch south of town.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

From the leaf-sheaths of the
travellers tree" of Madagascar a
pure and cool supply of water is OBJ
tanned.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

Yes, we deliver corn cobs
for $1.OO per load. Make fine
kindhng. First calls first
seryed. Phone 364R.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

Peter Wallin is slowly recuperat-
ing from the auto accident in which
he was badly injured.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

FOR RENT - Three unfinished
rooms in modern house, 800 4th St.
PhoKe 627-M Also two furnished
for light housekeeping 12-l4-3t
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

Walter Spanberg of Wilton was q
caller here one day last week.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

cattle business and recently pur-
chased several fhorthorn cows Of a
milking strain.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

Miss Elsie Meyers has returned
from visit with relatives Mt Turtle
Lake and vicinity.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

Emil Hogue of the Arnold district
was seen in our midst one day last
week. Emil N partnership with the
owner of the farm is going into the
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

After a pleasant visit with Bald
win relatives Mrs. Mary Pinks has
returned to her home at Bismarck.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

The Christmas seals>arrived last
week and the Baldwin school sold
several dollars worth of them.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

were shopping in Wilton Thursday
afternoon.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-12-14

Mr.. and Mrs. ]. c. Hilken and fam
lily and w. C. Gehrke dnd children
were Thanksgiving guests at the Her
man Meyers home.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06
RADIO RAGTIME

" UT, TUT, TUT, EGYPT.
That's a good line Cinders.
- Amt it, though. How'd
you ever think Of 1t?
Oh. I dunno, brilliancy is nat
ural with me.
You use it on your hair, ehF
Now don't get rude. Shut up
and grab line on this:
Whats a crazy bone?"
"a dollar spent on q woman"
Wow, thought that one would
stick you.
Not me boy, not me. ! refuse
to get stuck on anything so easy.
All right inhale this one:
whats the diff between q
jeweler and a jailer7"
zone sells watches, the other
watches cells.
All right, that was easy. But
how about this one:
(Which tree is the most sug-
Restive of kissing?"
"Yew."
Righto, righto. Going 10 the
flremen's annual ball2
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06
LOVE LINES

<<XY on say you're too tired
to go to show 2. :"
u Forgot it was my birth
day. did va :"
LET me tell you a thing or
two :"
IF you don't pay that bin by
tomorrow you get new
cook :. :"
"Your friends! What a gang
Of :"
you'll laugh at the other side
of your mouth ="
IT hooked you! Heavens, when
you proposed to me :"
you want to read your papers.
va do :" !,
"You give me luxuries! I'm
screaming. Say -
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

Always carry q solitaire with
you, your fiancee might become
engaged to somebody else while
you go across the street to buy
the ring.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

On October 1, 1892. the president
Of q Boston bank announced that
. roulette wheel would be installed
in his office to anuse the employees
during the lunch hour.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06
Have Smile
With Us
By Dave Sentner.

~V HE reparations council should
take up the question OF
- those chewing gum slot ma
chimes.
Are those laundry marks that
come back on the sheets Ku Klux
Khan symbols7
Germany claims France isn't
running the Ruhr mines on the
level. You can't dig coal on roof
garden.
slush is snow after the senti'
ment il melted off.
Radicals in the hereafter prob
ably expect to be supplied with lib
eral wings.
II there were as much oil In the
wen Of q promoter as there ts on
his tongue, he'd never offer you
any Of his stock.
Turks are not q drinking people,
says Kemal Pasha. Turkish coffee
would cure anybody from drinking
forever after.
A suspended sentence il when q
suffering judge says, "I suspend
sentence"
Dollar appears to be suffering q
further decline. says Washington
dispatch. It's 30 easy to make a
dollar look sick.
Odd jobs: A lighthouse keeper
out in Kansas.
A poetic pessinist is O chap who
thinks q rose In q lily with rouge
On.
Professor Hickory Hoople got
pretty well soaked last rainstorm,
but he managed to keep his silk
umbrella from getting wet.
Some people are as crooked as
Q pretxeI, while others lean over
backward to keep straight.
Like most hard workers, . mule
never forgets to kick.
II summer were winter and win
ter were NIL. 'twould change the
style Of tailor's bill.
Some folks think that st. vitus
81 q cabaret performer.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

Finally when he couldn't keep
the secret any longer he went
down to the tonsorial parlor to
tell her. but he found she'd quit.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

II you return and find some
other man sitting in her lap don't
get discouraged, maybe he's just
holding your seat for you until
you get back.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

On May 8, 1850. the head Of the
New York police department urged
that patrol wagons be equipped
with softer seats and lap robes.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

II summer were winter and win
ter were nil. 'twou1d change the
style Of q tailor's bill.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

I'm February 20. 1918. Wash
ington traffic cop got his
~ grandmother to handle his
Job for him so he could 90 homo
and help his wife hang up the
clothesline.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

One guy was In love with =
nlanicurist, but he hated to let
her know It. He wanted to sur
prise her.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06
SOME FOLKS
THINK

7" HAT q nail file Is q carpen-
ter's tool.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

That auto-suggestion IL q fliv-
Ver's self-starter.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

He got shaved in every barber
shop in New York city, looking
for her.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

That George Washington won
his fame as a model for q 2-cent
stamp.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

That b breach of promise sui. is
what the plaintiff wears in the
witness box.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

Love Il blind, but even II IL
wasn't, It couldn't very wen look
around corners.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

M VERY prominent social
N worker says thar mort
n courtships are the best,
and they are. II man meets a
girl In the morning he should
propose to her in the afternoon
so that II she turns him down he
can look for somebody else In
the evening.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

That the Spanish armada is q
new tango step.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

There's an old saying that you
can find love I'm . cottage but this
guy found it in q barber shop.
Copyright. 1898. by King Features
Syndicate, Inc.) a4s
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

Come folks think that st. vitus
81 . cabaret performer.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

That Nah Jong In the name Of a
Chinese musical comedy.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

He was so happy he though he
must be dreaming. Then a taxi
cab hit him and he was.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

There's no such thing e. > cOu-
pie being too hasty. Matches
are made In Heaven and you're
both q long ways from headquar.
ters.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

He didn't know whether she
had gone back to her husband or
met with some other accident.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

Like most hard workers, . mule
never forgets to kick.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

THAT q POSTMASTER is head cook.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06
SOME FOLKS
THINK
. HAT a pianola is italian

" HAT a pianola IL italian
dish.
- That a glass blower is The
man who cleans the windows.
That a beauty parior is patron
aized only by beautiful women.
That a printers devil should be
talked to by the missionary So
ciety.
That q dancing pump is
wster spout, during an earth.
quake.
Ebneezer-Would you like to
90 to the Governors Ball with
me tonight?
Ella-Thank you ever 80 much,
Ebneezer: but I've arranged to
80 to . lecture on domestic
science.
Peter, Peter, pumpkin-eater,
Had q wife, and couldn't keeper:
Re put her in a five.room flat
Now In debt is where he's at.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

Some people are rs crooked as
Q pretzeI. while others lean over
backward to keep straight.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

Pretty soon he got desperate
and walked up Broadway calling
Peggy. Peggy" Then when he
turned around he discovered six
guys with wooden legs following
him.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

He was SO ticlxled to see her
that he even hated to leave her
for q half hour while he went and
got his lunch.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

Two years later when this love.
sick bird finally found her, the
first words he said to her were,
For Heavens salxes, where have
you been, my nails are . sightF'
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

= Odd jobs: A lighthouse keeper
out in Kansas.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

He hoIlered 50 loud she must
have heard him If she was stiI
living no matter whether She
was stiII in Mil Valley, Cali
fornia, or Hammond, Indiana.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

He knew her first name was
Peggy, but he couldn't think
what came next.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

Dollar appears to be suffering a
further decline, says Washington
dispatch. It's 30 easy to make a
dollar look sick.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

Professor Hickory Hoople got
pretty well soaked last rainstorm,
but he managed to keep his silk
umbrella from getting wet.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

A poetic pessimist IL q chap who
thinks rose ia q lily with rouge
On.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

A suspended sentence il when q
suffering judge says. 81 suspend
sentence"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

Radicals in the hereafter prob
ably expect to be supplied with lib
eral wings.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

~ HE reparations council should
take up the question OF
= those chewing gum slot ma
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

But to her they weren't scars,
they were service stripes.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

True love runs smooth but the
razors don't. He had . cut on his
chin for every day he looked for
her.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

If there were as much oil in the
well Of promoter as there is on
his tongue, he'd never offer you
any Of his stock.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06
Medbury
Says
BY John p. Medbury


Al VERY prominent social
worker says thar mort
AA courtships are the best,
and they are. II man meets a
girl In the morning he should
propose to her in the afternoon
so that IL she turns him down he
can look for somebody else IN
the evening.
There's no such thing e . cou-
pie being too hasty. Matches
are made IN Heaven and you're
both q long ways from headquar-
ters.
Always carry q solitaire with
you, your fiancee might become
engaged to somebody else while
you go across the street to buy
the ring.
Love Is blind, but even II IL
wasn't, It couldn't very well look
around corners.
II you return and find some
other man sitting in her lap don't
get discouraged. maybe he's just
holding your seat for you until
you get back.
One guy was in love with =
n1anicurist, but he hated to let
her know It. He wanted to SUR
prise her.
Finally when he couldn't keep
the secret any longer he went
down to the tonsorial parlor to
tell her, but he found she'd quit.
He got shaved in every barber
shop in New York city, looking
for her.
He didn't know whether she
had gone back to her husband or
met with some other accident.
He knew her first name was
Peggy, but he couldn't think !
what came next.
Pretty soon he got desperato
and walked up Broadway calling
Peggy, Peggy Then, when he
turned around he discovered six
guys with wooden legs following
him.
He hoIlered so loud she must
have heard him IL she was stiI
living no matter whether She.
was stiII in MiIl Valley, Cali /
fornia, or Hammond, Indiana.
Two years later when this love.
sick bird finally found her, the
first words he said to her were,
For Heavens salxes, where have
yOu been, my nails are sigltFs
True love runs smooth but the
razOrs don't. He had . cut on his
chin for every day he looked for
her.
But to her they weren't scars.
they were service stripes.
He was SO ticIxled to see her
that he even hated to leave her
for half hour while he went and
got his lunch.
He was so happy he though he
must be dreaming. Then a taxi
cab hit him and he was.
There's an old saying that you
can find love In cottage but this
guy found it in barber shop.
Copyright. 1898 by King Features
Syndicate Ino1 s&
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

Turks are not drinking people,
eays Kemal Pasha. Turkish coffee
would cure anybody from drinking
forever after.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

That a nosegay Is part Of a heavy
drinking mans anatomy.
That clam chowder has some
thing to do with clans.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

slush is snow after the senti'
ment is melted off.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

Are those laundry marks that
come back on the sheets Ku Klux
Khan symbols7
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-06

Germany claims France isn't
running the Ruhr mines on the
level. You can't dig coal on Q roof
sarden.
The Glenwood post., 1923-05-17

The Women's Home Missionary So
ciety of the Methodist church will
meet next Wednesday afternoon at the
home Of Mrs. Olive Duffy on South
Grand avenue.
The Glenwood post., 1923-05-17

words, 20 errors, net words 81; Doro-
thy Crawford, 776 words, 81 errors,
net words 80.
Second Year-Cornelia Burdge 1885
words, 13 errors, net words 81 plus.
Sight Reading grade, Mad
cline Granger, Silt; Seventh grade,
Francis Burke ,Glenwood; Sixth grade,
Evelyn Logan, Glenwood; Fifth grade,
A. Burnett, Silt.
Spelling grade, Margaret
Verdick, Glenwood; Seventh grade,
Thelma Parrish, New Castle; Sixth
grade, Ruth Gambrel, Glenwood; Fifth
grade, Anna schatz, Silt.
Panmanship-Eighth grade, Vera
Belden, Glenwood; Seventh grade,
Mary Tappero, Glenwod; Sixth grade,
Virginia Jones, Silt; Fifth grade,
Louis Blanchard, Glenwood.
Music Guessing-Alberta Day, Glen.
wood.
Many out of town people were here
for the contest and enjoyed picnic
lunch on the lawn at the pool at noon
and attended the track meet in the
afternoon.
The Glenwood post., 1923-05-17

make application for work and report
when their applications were approved;
ahtt all past privileges that their for
mer seniority gave them would be rec
ognized; that their former pension
rights tor long service would be re-
vived; that the men now employed
would not be discharged to give place
for the former employees; that the
seniority Of the men now employed
would be recognized ahead of former
employees who now come into the en-
ploy of the company, and their senior
ity would date after the seniority Of
the present employees.
Mr.. Lemen STATED that when the
proposition for settlement came up
to the company this would be the basis
upon which the settlement would be-
como effective, and it would be nee
essary for the shop crafts to call off
the strike officially before any action
whatever would be taken by the COM
pany in announcing its position and a
re-statement Of the pronouncement of
Receiver Young soon after the strike
was called.
The Glenwood post., 1923-05-17
MARKET NEWS
sy RADI0PHoNE

Fort Collins, May 16.-Radio and
telegraph market news service will be
established July first at Denver by
the extension service Of Colorado Agri-
cultural college in cooperation with
the Bureau Of Agricultural Economics
Of Washington. Announcement to
that effect was made today by Roud
McCann, director Of extension at the
college.
Official market news from unbiased
government sources will be broadcast
throughout the state for the benefit of
producers, dealers and consumers. Live
stock, fruits, vegetables, dairy pro-
ducts, poultry and wool will be COW
cred as to price, supply and condition.
The new arrangement is an extension
of the department of agriculture's
market news service to the Rocky
mountain region. Heretofore it has
been in operation over leased wires
only as far west as Omaha. The bulk
of the market news will be gathered
and disseminated by telegraph, but
supplementing this will be a condensed
radio phone service from Denver, to be
picked up by receiving stations on
farms and ranches everywhere, and at
headquarters of county extension
agents. Broadcasting from Denver
will be done through established sta
tions.
The Glenwood post., 1923-05-17
G|enwood Lions Making Great Plans
For State Convention to Open
Popular Hotel Colorado
MOST INTERESTING CARNIVAL

tertainment for the evening, inter
spersed with eats, drinks, cards, golf
and radio concert. The financial re-
turns were over 5000.
The state convention of Colorado
Lions clubs will be held in Gienwood
June Z, and 8, formally defeating
the Hotel Colorado for the season Of
1928.
Friday, June 8, the Colorado Power
company will entertain all visiting
Lions at their plant at Shoshone, .
few miles east of Glenwood. In tho
afternoon the lions pool party will
prove a most attractive feature of the
convention, while in the evening viii
be held the banquet and ball at the
Colorado.
On Saturday, June 9, will be held
the Lions picnic at Redstone, and
thus the visitors will be afforded q
rare opportunity Of enjoying this most
attractive mountain beauty spot.
It is expected that the Lions glee
club and minstrel show Of Denver win
be present and add to the festivities.
The Montrose Lions club will have =
part in the program, as also the Craig
Lions club minstrel show, and the
Jungle Chorus Of Grand Junction, and
the Harmony Hounds Of the Lions dsn
of Glenwood Springs, which altogether
will make a week Of entertainment
crowded into the busiest three days
Glenwood has ever known.
The Glenwood post., 1923-05-17
STAPLErON WINS
DENVER MAJORITY

Denver, May 16.-Complete official
returns from yesterdays mayoralty
election today give Benjamin F.
Stapleton, former postmaster Of Den.
yer, a plurality Of 6,13O votes over
Dewey @. Bailey, incumbent and candi.
date for reelection. The vote:
Stapleton, 1880; Bailey, 31,250.
George A. Carlson, former governor
of Colorado, was third with 24,s39.
The other five candidates for mayor in
the non-partisan election held under
the city's charter system ran well be.
hind the three leaders.
Stapleton's election was attributed
to the virtually solid support of the
Democrats.
The Glenwood post., 1923-05-17

With tho arrangements they are
making for the coming Strawberry
Day festivities, the holding of car
nival at the Hotel Colorado, soliciting
advertisements for their souvenir con-
vehtion program, and making other
arrangements for the big doin's to be
held here next month at the formal
opening Of the Hotel Colorado, the
Glenwood Lions have certainly been
a busy bunch of animals this week.
At their meeting and supper held at
"The Williams" Monday evening the
initial steps were taken to launch
Glenwood's 1928 Strawberry Day fe,-
tival. Saturday, June 16, was fixed
as the date of the celebration, and an
executive committee of five will be
named within the next few days to
complete the arrangements.
The chief business of the meeting,
however, was to arrange for advertis-
ing patronage for the souvenir con-
vention program, and committee
was appointed to take charge Of the
matter.
Tuesday evening the beasts of the
shaggy names held a carnival at the
Hotel Colorado, the purpose being to
raise funds for use in the entertain
ment features Of the coming conven-
ton. The affair was well attended,
visitors from Carbondale, Eagle, Gyp-
sum, New Castle, Silt and Rifle being
present. Dancing was the chief en-