The Cordova daily times., 1923-03-10

It was new, and upon new sub | ject, for the Bureaus at Washington ! were unknown to the majority of the
 people of the United States and had
 not been able to break into print to
 advertise themselves. In fact, most
 voters did not know that the Bureaus
 existed This advertising for them
 brought them into the limelight, and
 it was found that every man at Wash
 ington who was responsible for those
 Bureaus was member of the Presi-
 dents Cabinet, and it was those men
 Cabinet Member Fall was putting on
 trial. They didn't know what it was
 all about, having inherited those Bu-
 reaus, but they stood up for them
 (while asking their Bureau to open it's
 draws and show them what it really
 was) and for a time it looked as
 though the Cabinet was to be dismem- bered. The President threatened dis
 memberment, but never carried out his
 threat; Fall published statements that
 his enemies must go, and they pub
 lished statements accepting the Cage
 of Battle" but they stayed at the head of their troops Editor Harding, ex-
 perienced in politics and humanity,
 FIRST saw the light, and only FALL
 was in that light. Immediately in- spired notices permeated the neWspa-
 pers that FALL must go - not the
 heads of the Bureaus and it was so
 ordered and announced. In less than
 thirty days Fall will be gone, forever,
 from National Administrations. Last week President Harding went on rec
 ord with letter to Congress declar- l ing that the Forests of the United | States MUST BE conserved-the mis-
 sion of Fall was to throw them all
 open to exploitation. Clifford Pinchot ! is the most welcome visitor at the
 White House and has risen to the Governorship of his state, while his
 leading opponent, Fall, is lon the run ! The Bureaus now stand out in the white light of day and the people know what they are, and the people realize that the Bureaus are their only protection against the grafter ill his attempt to dissipate what remains Of natural resources in the United States. Falls cause is deader than mackerel, and smells to heaven today, and alone of all it's once-follOWing is Governor Bone. He was tricked into taking upj told that they would "get around" the the cause and the GovernOrship, being insufficient salary in some way and that he would get about $12,000 more never received the money, and has been growing poorer and poorer every day in every way since he started out to carry on the frontier the Banner of Lost Cause, which was irrevoca- ply lost before it started, in logic and in truth. Still, at Seattle few nights since, he "put on the op record" be- | fore an admiring audience and played the same old Bureau" song, through | Schofield, who has seen every cause l he ever espoused go "blooey") he, evi- dently, has not other "record' to play, and it is peluk. And, after the rec
 ord" was played, up arose or Man Heckman, Alaska representative of the Fisheries Trust which has consci- entiously murdered the fishing in | terest in Alaska, and offered up a | prayer for Government aid to bring to | life the resources he has labored for long years to assassinate! Harding
 Sees the Light, and slips into "re-
 verse;" Heckman sees the light. and
 it hurts his eyes, and he reaches his
 long and hairy arms out and grabs
 to him prayer for the forgiveness
 of his sins, and dare sin no more, lest
 he perish. Fall sees the Light Of Fail
 ure darken the sky of all his hopes, ] and quits, cold. Alone, of all the
 bunch, Bone sees nothing. Leaderless,
 causeless, poorer in purse and in fame,
 he continues playing the same old
 record, like a mentally-deficient boy 1 who sits in the sand in the middle of the road, leaning two sicks against each other until they stand upright.
 then leaning third against the two
 on the side and wondering how or why they ALWAYS fall, together-but
 keeps on, from sunrise to sunset, try 1 ing to make the laws of gravity and
 logic and reason turn around and go
 the other way to prove HIS baseless
 point They are all out of step but Our Governor!