The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-12-27

l9.,zIA II
Howdy. folks. Don't you wish
you were department store
Santa Claus. Nothing TO do AN.
Ill next Christmas.
Store clerks are busy this week ex
changing non,intlammablo cigar
lighters and carborundum powder
puffs-
Lit Gee Gee is in quandary. 4
belated Christmas present arrived To-
day marked Not TO Be Opened BE,
fore Christmas. and the poor little
kid says she doesn't want 10 wal, a
whole year before opening Il.
FINANCIAL DEPARTMENT
Mrs. Homer Brew win let the
Christmas tree stay trimmed un.
I'll New Years day. We expect
TO stay trimmed for consider.
ably longer time.
Why do ones maiden aunts ~.
ways send one red polka dotted neck.
ties?
santa Claus was in Seattle for only
a short time. but Il Is reported an
energetic salesman sold him a new
set OF non.skid sleigh runners.
Coming! Comlt1i. Comiuc'
Our special rcrielo Of 1887
Watch for ifI
Russia demands the recognition OF
open straits. It's just like those
bolshevikg-theyu want bob-taAcd
bushes lcgitimired next.
This thing OF travelling back and
forth between Athens and exile must
cost venizelos lot OF money for
railroad fare.
THE MEXICAN SITUATION
Wanted: Waiter In cafe at
Juarez. Meals and funeral free.
Another thing we wish somebody
would invent is n manteipiece that
things won't slip down behind.
Today's Definition: a cat Is an
animal that sticks It's tail under your
rocking chair.
We DIARY
december go
Lag long In bed, my stomach In great
torment from something did eat Christ
mas day. albeit my wife doth say " was
the par~nip wine drank. And 80 up.
and to playing with the mechanical toys
little Homer, Jr.. did receive until my
wife did say, "For heavens sake, let the
boy play with his own things, you big
infsnt.' And 80 To the office, where
many fine Christmas cards. and thence
90 work. This evening my wife
did wear the new fur coat 7 gave her
for Christmas, q very noble garment. but
how I nm 10 pay for II know not. but
heaven VIII PROVIDE.
Lii Geo Geo says It is very dan
serous fJr a young man TO drive
with one arm around his sweetle. lie
might run into a church.
A law Is going 10 be introduced in
the Oregon legislature. forblddIng
cIgaret ads. Yep. and they ought to
bar those pictures Of the Arrow.
Collar boy alsol
ACTIVITIES on THE CREEK
Butchering and tying tobacco IL
the order Of the day on Georges
Greek. - Georges Greek correspond
enee. GaDipoIis (o.) Times.
Gosh all hornswoggie. girls, Leap
Year Is only 4 days away. and the
woods are full OF mavericks. Let
Hansen and Jack Agnew sell bonds
for Blythe.witter. but they don't
know single thing about the bonds
Of matrimony.
DO your Leap Year popping early.
girls. Alex C. Rose. the golf crack.
won't remain single long after mid.
night, December 31st.
These cold winter mornings
are excellent for late sleeping.
SO are spring. summer and au.
tumn mornings.
II newspapers were 70 print all
they knew. says somebody or other.
the truth would prevail, but the
newspapers wouldn't.
Such a surprise,
~ rds. mn dedrsl
Belle bobbcd her hair.
And found tteo earsi
LII Gee Gee.
Speaking about presidential tim.
Der. how about Wood2
'If only had golf club" sighed
tile convict. as he looked at the ball
on the links.
HIGH LIVERs-WOTg
The Joz Cabin Club had a liver supper
~ the Cabin Tustday evening. They met
in the woods that afternoon 90 cut and
sIw wood Hnd put W a range t1 use Tor
their suppers In tho fJturo.--Ada CoJ
Herald.
a. J. s.