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Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-12-10

Iantern evening Dag, WITH deep,
single loop fringe.
A festoon of garnets, set in antique
gold, for a necklace, or a bit of the
old Magyar jewelry that is so fash
ionable.
A Chinese shawl of heavy silk with
deep fringe and exquisite embroideries
in one of the wonderful shades of
Domergue blue.
A dozen bottles of perfumed bath
salts and a huge jar of bath talcum-
the jar itself an exquisite bit of artis-
tically designed glass.
A boudoir vanity case, Chinese in
It's inspiration. hat is a complete
makeup box, even to the mirror in
the cover.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-12-10
FOR THE HOME KEEPER

A bit of Majolica ware from the
little hill town of Deruta, Italy-a
tea set. a bowl or a two-handled
Roman vase.
An early American quilt or a hand
woven bedspread for the four poster
bed in her guest room.
A screen panel. a bench cover, a
chair back or seat of old n~eedlepoint
or Petit point embroidery.
A piece of Venetian glass in the
colors of the shifting waves. the de-
sign symbolic of the sea. Candle
sticks, candelabra, vases-a sugges-
ton.
A wide-mouthed, shallow bowl; a
knocker; a candle snuffer or bellows
Of English brass.
A Colonial. French or Italian mir
ror, to increase the apparent size of
the room and throw back a happy
reflection of Christmas day festivities.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-12-10
~0AgYeoClre
CHrI2Lnza5ZIoL
FOR LITTLE FOLK TO PLAY WITH

A wooden rooster that flaps his
wings as he rolls along on wheels, or a
mechanical dog, fiercely amusing, that
turns back somersaults.
A velocipede with a side car carrier
so the gallant little man may favor
the lady of his choice with a ride.
A tinkly little player piano in up
right or baby grand form. that may
be operated as a piano or with a
player attachment, really a music box.
P~rizefighter dolls in set of two, all
ready for the fray, complete with
trunks and gloves and the usual bath
robe and towel.
A parade of wooden animals
Egypt inspired-or a steel Peter Rab-
bit that can be made to strike many
whimsical poses.
A quite true-to-life toy elephant,
mounted on rollers. and constructed
so strongly a child may ride it.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-12-10
FOR THE FAvoRITE OF FASHION

6Mw RENCH gray vanity of metal,
~ artistically jeweled, or a Chinese
lantern evening bag. with deep,
single loop fringe.
Evening star., 1923-10-05
PAGEANT FOR PRESIDENT
OF G. w. u. ON OCT. II
Whole Student Body to Welcome
William Mather Lewis in
Sylvan Theater.

George and Martha Washington"
will be present at the Sylvan Theater
when George Washington University
turns out en- masse October IL to
welcome William Mather Lewis as, It's
new president.
The classes of the university will
form at the Sylvan Theater at 8 pm.
Every class will assemble under a
banner showing the year and college.
For the first time all of the depart
n1ents and the various colleges Will
meet as a unit.
Howard Lincoln HodglSins. retiring
president of .the university, viii intro
duce Mr.. Lewis to the student body.
George" will then turn over theikey
Of the university to Mr.. Lewis. After
Mr.. Lewis address representatives>of
the major organizations will speak
about the activities and plans of the
student body for the coming year.
Evening star., 1923-10-05
RADIO NEWS

Arrangements are nearing complies
tion for the observance of national
Radio week from November 25. to
December 1, inclusive. 1t will be
observed in every city and town in
the United States. Dealers every
where will feature the latest receiv-
ing sets and parts. There viii be
expositions in many places and the
owner Of every store in which radio
apparatus Is sold Will place special
stress upon this, line.
National Radio week is being fos-
tered by the Radio Trade Associa-
tion.
The letter in The Star from
James a. Watson expresses my
sentiment exactly.
While our two powerful stations
give us most excellent programs,
yet there is a longing in the heart
of almost every owner OF a tupe
set to get "out Of town" OCCASION
ally without interference. ~.
We feel that the owners OF
crystal sets surely could not con-
slider us selfish for wanting only
one night a week when We are
willing to give them the >other
six, and when the programs con-
tinue until midnight 1t takes away
even the few hours which We once
had. Monday night would be hne, .
but If this would impose the our-
night could be silent" one week
and some other night the next,
but please let us have one night
some night each week.
T. II. BRADEN,
1860 Monroe street northwest
Evening star., 1923-10-05
CLUB Bo0MS ROOSEVELT /.
FOR GOVERNOR IN 1924
New York salesmen's Body Starts
Campaign in Behalf Of Former
So Fellow-Worker.

By the Associated Press.
NEW YORK. October 5.A-Headquar-
ters were established today for Sales
mems Rooseyelt-for-Gover Club,
which is booming Theodore Roose-
welt, assistant SECRETARY of the Navy,
for Governor OF New York. The elec-
tion will be next year.
Mr.. Roosevelt once was a carpet
salesman and is O member of several
salesmen's organizations The move-
mens to groom him for the governor
ship, which his father held before
becoming Vice President, was start
ed at a recent meeting of statesmen
at, Atlantic City, where Mr.. Roose-
velt spoke.
Evening star., 1923-10-05
STABBED BY WOMAN.

Charles Brooks. coIored, thirty
eight years. 46 7 street northeast,
called at Freedmen's Hospital today
and was treated for stab wounds in
the abdomen, left shoulder and hand.
He said he was wounded by O colored
woman whose name he did not give.
both coiorpd, 100 Half Street court,
last night figured in an alteration in
their home, police reported. and the
woman was cut on the right arm and
bruised about her body. Physicians
at Freedmen's Hospital dressed her
wounds.
Evening star., 1923-10-05

terson OF Putney. Ga, president. and
selected Cuthbert, Ca, as the 1924
convention city. The time of next
meeting is to be fixed by the exec
utiye committee Other officers
chosen were. E. c. Butterfield,
Winona Tex, first vice president;
Clifton Kirkpatrick, Selma, Ala, sec
.ond vice president; J. Lloyd Abbott,
Springhill, Ala, secretary. and J. S.
Wight, Cairo, Ga, treasurer
Evening star., 1923-10-05
STAYS BY ACCIDENT.
Young Man Kills Father, Believing
He Aimed at.Beer.

NEW HAVEN, Conn.,, October o.,
Ralph Megin, twenty-four. accidental
ly killed his father, Eugene Megln
seventy-two, in Hamden, near mere
while they were hunting deer. Ralph
and his father had separated by apout
fifty Yards. Seeing a moving object
in the brush the son fired.
The moving object was the elder
Megin. He died almost instantly, shot
through the heart.
Evening star., 1923-10-05

Monday the shoe division, employing
800 workers. would 30, On a four
day-a-week schedule.
The curtailment of production will
amount to about 60 per cent OF nor
NAL. 1t was stated. The wire division,
employing 800, recently went on q
four-d day schedule. Lack of, orders
was said to be the reason for the cur
tailment,
Evening star., 1923-10-05
GUILTY IN LOVE TANGLE.
Farmer Convicted Of Attempt tc
Kill Husband in Case.

MARIETTA, Ca, October 5.-Simeon
Edwards, a young farmer of Powder
Springs, Ca, yesterday was sentenced
to serve two to four years on. a
chain gang after. a jury in the Blue
Ridge superior court had found him
guilty of assault with intent to mur-
der in connection with the shooting
on July 0 Of d. ID. Bullard, neigh
Dor. The state alleged that Edwards
Evening star., 1923-10-05
NAMED TO WEST POINT.

President Coolidge has appointed the
following cadets at large, United,
States Military Academy, subject to
examination: Daniel j. Berry,
Prairie du Chen, Wis; William r.
Easton, Los Angeles. Calf; John d.
Rogers, Highland Park, Ill. and
Douglas G. McNair, Honolulu, H. i.
Evening star., 1923-10-05
DISTANT STATIONS.
All Programs Scheduled for Eastern
Standard Time.
WEAF-New York (492 Meters).


4 to 4:50 p.m.-Musical program.
1850 p.m.-Ethel L Mackey, So
$40 p.m.-Ethel l.. Mackey, So
prano.
p.m.-Mary L. Emerson, pianist.
prano.
$3.50 p.m.-Mary E. Emerson, pian-
list.
1880 p.m.-Daily sport talk by
Thornton Fisher.
7.40 pm-Musical program. ''.''
p.m.--Songs by the A. & S. Choral
Society. -..
$3.50 to 10 p.m.-.Lehigh Cniver-
sity's special Alumni meeting from
the Machinery Club; addresses by
Charles NJ. Scwab, Dir. Charles Russ
Richards. Walter Okeson, George w.
wickersham. former Attorney Cen
crak of the United States. and Will
liam Carter; musical entertainments;
Mary Mellish, soprano; Richard
Crooks, tenor; Lehigh Glee Club
quartet; Lehigh Jazz Orchestra.
Evening star., 1923-10-05
wJz-New York t4s5 Meters).

sos p.m.-Bedtime story.
1880 p.nl.-"Putting Thought in the
Children's Lunch Box" by Anne
Lewis Pierce
7:45 p.m.--Current topics.
s p.m.--Songs by lack. Oliver.
S:l5 p.m.-"The Cheerful Philoso-
pher," by Burr Mcintosh.
$40 p.m.-Mabel Ash, soprano.
9:15 p.m.-United State Army night
speeches and musical program.
Evening star., 1923-10-05
wsB-Atlanta t42s Meters,.

6 p.m.-Late news flashes; sport
summary; weather report: -
$40 p.m.-Bedtime story.
8 to 10 p.m.-Musical entertainment
by the Hometown Boys' String Band
11:i5 p.m.-Radiowl concert.
Evening star., 1923-10-05
STOVE CAUSES BLAZE.

SAn overheated stove early today set
fire to the bakery of Samuel D.
Emery, second floor of ass Pennsyl-
vania avenue. Firemen quickly got
the blaze under control. Damage was
estimated at 5000.
Evening star., 1923-10-05
3,1o0 WORKERS. TIME CUT.
Shoe Factories Go on Four-Day-a-
Week Schedule,

BRISTOL. r. l.. October 5--Notices
were posted in the factories of. the
National India Rubber Company
here, a subsidiary Of the United States
Rubber Company, that beginning next
Evening star., 1923-10-05
woR-Ncvark t4Oa Meters,

6:15 p.m.-Ruth Forbes. coptraIto.
$50 p.m.-Man in the Moon Stories.
p.m.-Ruth Forbes. contralto.
7:i5 p.m.-Uniform Sunday school
lessons.
Evening star., 1923-10-05


WRC-Radio Corporation of America
(46O Meters).
p.m.-Children'S hour, by Mariet-
ia Stockard Albion.
pm Song recital, by Priscilla
Slaughter, soprano.
Sis p.m.--violin recital. by Helen
Belt, Gertrude McRae Nash at the
plano. (a)\ Romance" (Svendser),
(b) The Nut Tree" (SchumanR},. (c)
'.Rondino' (Beethoven).
$3.50 p.m.--Song recital, by Virginia
Amberg, mezzo-soprano. (a) Sane
tuary" Crank I,aForge(, tb) II Came
With a Song" Drank LaForge), Co
Why" (Wells), td) Little Broth
cr" (C;ray).
s:45 p.m.-Piano, recital. by Evelyn
Hercum, graduate of the Royal Acad-
emy of Music i'll London. (a) Der
ceuse" (Grieg). lb) "Nocturne'
(Grieg), (c) Spring (Grieg).
8 n.--Song recital. by Priscilla
Slaughter, soprano.
9:15 p.m-Violin recital, by Helen
Bent. Gertrude McRae Nash at the
piano.
$50 p.m.-Song recital, by Virginia
Amberg, meZzo- soprano.
9:45 p.m.-Pfano recital, by Evelyn
Hercum, graduate Of the Royal Acad-
emy of Music of London.
10 p.m.-Negro spirituals, sung by
the Harmonious Quartet G. .. Cald-
we'll, first tenor; Charles S. Brooks,
second tenor; ]. b. Lee, first bass;
L. Minor, second bass. Sadie Fore
man, accompaniSt.
Evening star., 1923-10-05
PECAN GROWERS ELECT.

JACKSONVILLE, Fla, October s.
The National Pecan Growers Asso-
citation, just before closing its annual
convention here elected ]. NJ, Pat
Evening star., 1923-10-05
BY RADIO TODAY
Schedule of Wireless News and Entertainment

1850 p.m.-Base ball scores; weather
report.
9 p.m.-Musical program: Arthur
Mcneil. baritone; Lois McDermand.
pianist: Lillian oMara. reader; Hugo
Schroeder. tenor.
KDKA-Pittsbursh (328 Meters).
6 p.m.-Base ball scores.
6:15 p.m.-Organ recital by How,
ard r. Webb.
p.m.-Base ball scores; dinner
concert.
7:a0 pm.-Feature
7:45 p,m.-"Come Sing with Me-"
by Jane Packham~ Alexander.
s p.m.-Base ball scores; Boy
Scout program by Richard Victor.
$3.50 p.m.-Farmer market reports.
S:45 p'm.-Concert by Mrs. +. L.
France, soprano; Pauline Denny,
pianist; Elmer Ablett, tenor, and Leo
kruczek, yiolinist.
KYW-Chicago GAS NIeters).
$50 p.m.-Bedtime story.
10 to 11:30 p.m.-Musical program;
Herbie Mintz and Harry Geise, pian-
lists; Mary Lee, soprano; w. kaney,
specially act.
WBZ-Sprfngheld, Mass. 1887 Meters).
p.m.-WBZ Trio.
Z p.m.-BaSe ball scores.
1880 ,p.m.-Twilight Tales for the
kiddies: current book review by X. A.
Macdonald.
p.m.--Concert by Demetrius Zades.
tenor; Mrs. Francis Regal, accom-
panist; WBZ Trio.
3 p.m.-Base ball scores; bedtime
story for grovn-ups. y
wwJ-Detroit t5IG Meters).
p.m.--News Orchestra; Town
Crier: Anne Campbell, News poet; Mrs.
Ivy Sweet, soprano; Herbert c. Lamb.
baritone; Frederick J. Homberger,
tenor. =
wFAA-DaHax t4.6 Meters>.
$3.50 to 1890 p.m.--Mrs. Albert Smith,
singer; assisting musicians.
WHAs-Leuisville t4OO Meters).
to 6 p.m.-Strand Theater Orches-
ira; Just Among Home Folks;
Rialto Theater organ; base ball
scores.
$50 to 10 p.m.-Columbu day
pageant under the auspices of the
Knights of Columbus; historical epi-
sode; base ball scores.
WIP-Philndelphia 600 Meters).
5:45 p.m.-"Radio Base Ball Dope"
by Monte Cross.
8 p.m.-Uncle wip's bedtime story;
roll call.
kSD-St. Louis (548 Meters).
p.m.-Broadcasting The Broken
Wing" direct from the Empress
| Theater.
WBAP-FOrt Worth (476 Meters).
$3.50 to $3.50 p.m.-Initial concert by
the musical organizations of the
Texas Christian University of Fort
Worth.
/ twenty-two-p piece girls orchestra o
the Knights Of Pythias Home Of
Evening star., 1923-10-05
wGY-schenectady {3so Meter.).

p.m.-Market quotations: news
bulletins; base ball results.
$50 p.m.-Children's program.
1895 p.m.-Health talk.
7:40 p.m.-Base ball scores.
7:45 p.m.-Georgfa Minstrel Boys;
WGY Orchestral; male quartet.
1880 p.m.-Dodgeville High School
Orchestra; vocal and instrumental
solos.
Evening star., 1923-10-05
wBAP-Fort Worth t476 Meter.).

$3.50 to $3.50 p.m.-Initial concert by
Texas Christian University of Fort
Worth.
1890 to 11:45 p.m.-Concert by the
twenty-five piece girls orchestra o
the Knights of Pythias Home of
Weatheford. ''-'-.....
Evening star., 1923-10-05

conspired, with Mrs. Billiard to slay
her husband as result CT a love
affair between them. Mrs. Bufiard
was put on trial Immediately after
the Edwards jury went out.
Shakespeare's vocabulary contains
ed $4,000 words Ns
Evening star., 1923-10-05

.WDAF-kansas City (411 Metcrs).
12:45 to 2 Observation-Disclosures" frolic;
Coon-Sanders Orchestra.
Evening star., 1923-10-05

WOC-Davenport ASA Meters).
4:30 p.m.-Educational program;
lecture by c. c. Flanagan: music.
GAS p.m.-Chimes concert
1880 p.m-Sandman's Visit
Evening star., 1923-10-05

7:50 p.m.-Base ball scores; weather
report.
p.m.-Musical program; Arthur
Mcneil, baritone; Lois McDermand.
pianist: Lillian O'Mara. reader; Hugo
Schroeder. tenor.
Evening star., 1923-10-05
LOCAL STATIONS.


NAA-Naval Radio station, Radio. Ea"
(435 Neters).
3:2o p.m.-Complete live stock mar
ket comment
3:t5 p.m.-Weather bureau report;
:, 4:O5 p.m.-Crop report and spectal
items.
1925 p.m--Dairy market report.
1905 p.m.- Weather bureau report.
WIL-Continental Electric Company
1850 Meters).
Station closed temporarily pending
WMU-DoubIeday- Electric Com
pany (261 Meters).
4:30 to $40 p.m.-Nusical program;
base ball scores
WJH-William p. Boyer Co. t2.3
MetersD.
to p.m.--Market reports: music.
WCAP--Chesapeake and Potomac
Telephone Company (468 Meters).
Silent.
Evening star., 1923-10-05

KSD-St. Louis (548 Meterx).
p.m.-Broadcastin The Broken
Wing" direct from the Empress
Theater.
Evening star., 1923-10-05
Yw-Chicago GAS NIeters).
WBZ-Sprfngfie.d Mass. (337 Meters)
WwJ-Detroit (5I0 NIcters,.

Z p.m.-News Orchestra; Town
Crier: Anne Campbell, News poet; Mrs.
Ivy Sweet, soprano: Herbert c. Lamb,
baritone; Frederick j. Homberger,
tenor
The Washington times., 1923-08-14
ADVERTISEMENT.
Easiest Way to Remove
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Use DelatOne,
Beauty Culture)
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Here is a method for removing
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Delatone and mix fresh as wanted.
The Washington times., 1923-08-14
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Liquid, Gives Prompt Relief

There Is one safe, dependable
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ture and that Cleanses and soothes
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EcBema. Blotches, Ringworm and
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The Washington times., 1923-08-14

She said she didn't have to
practice at any shooting gallery
because taking a shot at him was
the same as shooting at a dummy.
The Washington times., 1923-08-14

She wanted to shoot him while
he was asleep, but the gun made
such q loud report that she was
afraid it would wake him up.
The Washington times., 1923-08-14

The doctor told him that he
needed lead in his system so his
wife went out and bought re-
volver.
The Washington times., 1923-08-14

The only time fish is hooked
is when it opens it's mouth. Now
we know how a fellow manages
to find himself engaged.
The Washington times., 1923-08-14

Why man will listen to a radio
for hours when he's got a wife
The Washington times., 1923-08-14
DUMBBELLS

Her twin. who thinks a canvas
back duck carries an awning of
that material when it migrates.
The baby who thinks the sands
Of time mean grit in a watch.
Her Honor Stella Stupid says a
cinder track is pamphlet put out
by the Coal Commission on the
burning of cinders.
The Washington times., 1923-08-14
NJ E D B i r Y
SAYS

A'A - - ~ ~ -
| S A VS. |
By John p. Medbury.
~ HOOTING galleries are COM
ing into vogue again. So
~ many have been missing
their husbands lately that they
have to go somewhere to inn
prove their aim.
No dame can get into the NOV
Ing pictures just by crippling her
husband.
One girl said that her husband
had such a dumb expression on
his face all the time that she'd
hate to shoot him because she
wouldn't know him when he was
unconscious.
She said she didn't have to
practice at any shooting gallery
because taking a shot at him was
the same as shooting at a dummy.
The doctor told him that he
needed lead in his system so his
wife went out and bought a re-
volver.
She wanted to shoot him while
he was asleep, but the gun made
such q loud report that she was
afraid it would wake him up.
She had a hard job hitting him
because he moved around too
much. She made a mistake and
shot his ears off and he couldn't
hear her when she told him to
keep still.
It's nothing to see five or six
women standing up in front OF
. shooting gallery learning how
to make widows out of them
selves.
One dame said she shot her
husband because she looked so
beautiful in black.
She claimed she loved him so
much that she wanted to see if
she could live without him.
A lot Of women won't spend
any money at a shooting gal
lery. They practice on the
neighbors.
A Chicago wife had to cripple
seven men in her block before
she felt competent enough to
shoot at her husband.
Finally she fired at him, he
ducked his head and the bullet
hit her little Pomeranian dog.
The next day she had her hus-
band arrested for cruelty to ami
mails.
She said she wished she had
hit him instead, because the dog
had a pedigree.
She admitted her husband was
good to her, but she said he had
never won any prizes at ken
mel show.
The only way he could stop
her from crying was to promise
her another dog and agree to
stand still the next time she shot
ut him. I
She told him that if he ducked
his head again when she fired
at him she'd sue him for a di-
vorce.
So, fellows, whenever you see
your wife standing in front of a
shooting, gallery, the best thing
to do is to go down and get your
self q lawyer.
Remember, it's better to be a
live bachelor than a dead hus-
hInd.
Copyright, 1928. King Features
Syndicate. Inc.)
| DUMBBELLS
Her twin, who thinks a canvas
The Washington times., 1923-08-14

If the same firm who makes the
covers on fruit Jars doesn't also
make the one-man tops for auto
mobiles.
The Washington times., 1923-08-14

She had a hard job hitting him
because he moved around too
much. She made a mistake and
shot his ears off and he couldn't
hear her when she told him to
keep still.
The Washington times., 1923-08-14

The trouble with a majority Of
the men is that they think the
encyclopedias they have on the
bookshelf are to be used only to
stand on when they want to hang
curtains.
The Washington times., 1923-08-14

We don't know why some peo.
pie call money Iron men," since
very few Of them hold on to It
long enough to know whether It
rusts.
The Washington times., 1923-08-14

The high cost of living is com.
ing down SO rapidly that butter
has gone up to 80 cents a pound.
The Washington times., 1923-08-14

A good place for a husband to
hide anything from his wife Is in
the darning basket where she
keeps your torn socks. She'll
never look there.
The Washington times., 1923-08-14

It's nothing to see five or six
women standing up in front of
. shooting gallery learning how
to make widows out of them
selves.
The Washington times., 1923-08-14
HAVE A SMILE
WITH US
By Nat N. Dorfman.

A41&SA9o
NOME people are successful
liars, but you can be sure
~ married men do not fall into
this class.
zOWIE!
Bill thought that he was wise
when he
Was wed to Mary Hay,
But now he finds the wise ones
were
Her beaux that got away!
REMARKABLE DISCOVERIES
NO. 8 ;.
Since prohibition the production
Of cloves has fallen off until you
can't evenYive them away.
Our idea Of the worlds champ
optimist is the fellow who goes
skating for the first time In his
life with a flask on his hip.
Fk14A USS1F SAGS-
Next year is leap year and the
chances are more people will leap
to Reno than ever before.
A good place for a husband to
hide anything from his wife IL in
the darning basket where she
keeps your torn socks. She'll
never look there.
The high cost of living is com.
ing down 50 rapidly that butter
has gone up to 80 cents a pound.
This is getting to be the land
Of the Red, White and Blue laws.
We don't know why some peo.
pie call money Iron men," since
very few Of them hold on to II
long enough to know whether It
rusts.
No matter how much a hus-
band may object to- his wife get.
ting a coat of fur, he's not the
least bit concerned If she gets a
coat Of tan.
The trouble with a majority Of
the men is that they think the
encyclopedias they have on the
bookshelf are to be used only to
stand on when they want to hang
curtains.
The only time a fish is hooked
is when it opens it's mouth. Now
we know how a fellow manages
to find himself engaged.
The Washington times., 1923-08-14

One girl said that her husband
had such a dumb expression on
his face all the time that she'd
hate to shoot him because she
wouldn't know him when he was
unconscious.
The Washington times., 1923-08-14

This is getting to be the land
OF the Red, White and Blue laws.
The Washington times., 1923-08-14

No matter how much a hus-
band may object to- his wife get
ting a coat of fur, he's not the
least bit concerned If she gets a
coat of tan.
The Washington times., 1923-08-14

No dame can get into the NOV
ing pictures just by crippling her
husband.
The Washington times., 1923-08-14

If the street car companies no.
tice an increase in half-fare pas
sengers since the knickerbocker
craze set in.
The Washington times., 1923-08-14

She claimed she loved him so
much that she wanted to see if
abe could live without him.
The Washington times., 1923-08-14

One dame said she shot her
husband because she looked so
beautiful in black.
The Washington times., 1923-08-14

A lot of women won't spend
any money at a shooting gal
lery. They practice on the
neighbors.
The Washington times., 1923-08-14
PHIL OSSIFY Says

Next year is leap year and the
chances are more people will lean
to Reno than ever before.
The Washington times., 1923-08-14
REMARKABLE DISCOVERIES
NO. 3 +.

Since prohibition the production
Of cloves has fallen off until you
can't even>give them away.
The Washington times., 1923-08-14

If you've ever noticed the kissing
sound when one woman kisses an
other.