Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1923-11-10
TIES are slowly but SURELY ADJUSTED.

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IN OOR TRAVELS last week Oscar-Oscar Charles
ton yknow-one of the BEST CEMTERFIEL DERS in Amer
ca Yes that includes Ty Cobb Iris Speaker Whitley Witt
Casey Stengel and all the the LEAGUERS Oscar
IS Dig eaguer himself and probably valuable player as
6aoe Rutn; only in America yknow, he's TOO BROWN of
COAPLEAION to play with Cobb, Speaker and Company
Oscar on his way Cuba up with Torren Men
ae and galaxy OF American players, who the color
hne down IN Cuba Know Oscar had just Chicago
where he had played against Detroit American Iae Glib
otherwise known the Tigers which includes (eoroe D
~ Sobbs pitching STAR In the game which the Chicago
Giants including Oscar had tied Tigers Oscar had raised
the dickens with George Dauss curves batting him for an
age OF 500 In addition this Oscar snagged four Ay
Das including couple of "stoe-stringers stolen base on
a"ey' ana knocked in couple of for "jintso If
uSS mad to hre his curves at OSCARS BAT throughout the
season. the pitcher would probably sent to the minors
we looked at Oscars 1915 pounds after he had refused
no c'gar-straght compact muscular. We looked at his
Dig can-cut Inquire We noted his modesty We appreciated
the pleasant smile upon composed face as he said v
goodbye hope to you in the Spring
we looked into the PAST such athletes as PETER JACK
PIN, J. Is. TAYLOR MAJOR TAYLOR" HOWARD
nxi1M and n other GLADIAToRs OF COLOR and then we
'si'' "hat moving picture show is LIFEr'
WASHINGTON-We took Our %!Browne" camera dow, -
Potomac Park Friday night in order try to get SNAP Of
ne ZR dgbe airsllp without running afou of anv secret
service men who might misunderstood friendly motives we
ad III wanting to the big drgible merely for the Movies
just as the Fox and Paramount people do While we were
waiting for the huge appear overhead we snd
queide AS approached grSen bank Of the river we
saw BROTHER seated beside umbrella handle which was
STUCK IN the ground On the handle was bell which 70
our astonisfnent rang loudly the BROTHER
VINO hasy reached Tor fishing line with the nm,
brela handle and drew in a big catfish
oee Sc lucky he said he dropped the catch into an
empty soap DOS Hit minds de time Msa McAdoo
"'z nvh IN Washn ton and sponsible o de money
Well what did that have catching fish ?? we asked
in surprise. " ~
No'n speshul; but yo wen Mistal McAdoo WIZ bea
kke6 70 h.
McAdoo, an cud fish every day. replied orr friend !, ,
lazy ~ "
Lots of fun eh?' ventured.
Vas sub, yo bet an heai bout Msah McAdoo
runnn TO President yeah suiny hope he's 1ected deed
do" he added.
Our mind being diverted from earlier thoughts and being
rockr1Dbed Republicans, began lecture BROTHER
attempting to show him what CALAMITY it would be if Mr.
McAdoo other Democrat should ascend to the President
lal chair again We talked of Lincoln Mckinley and Roosevelt
and emphasized the benefits which, not been for the O
F. might still be denied us; and then we asked again
DO you still want Mr.. McAdoo for Presdent?'
4as sub, sho does; an I'd fo lob rioh On
ne REPLIED as the ishbell quvered but did not ring
Well we shouted almost angriy Cant see what good that
Joo was to YOU You you didn't have any work to do and
OF course you couldn't be paid for doing nothing.
NO. he replied quzzcaly &c" didn't no1n' and oh cose
wa mt paid for nothin," he ADMITTED
How then, could without anv salary wa +,derod
Obi! he SAID "yo understan' De white man whit 7
wed TO- an what wukked TO Mistah McAdoo he wuz paid
TO not dom anytin and wukked fo him he les oa1
me 70 what he didn't do"
we ran up the river bank time snap te rear end
OF the big balloon which heading northwest full sne ahead