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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-07-07
InterpretandO eI sentir......

practica para que este sc efectue
sin faltar a las condolences impues-
tas por los propietarios que han ce-
dido los terrenos para ell ensanche
de la Avenida, y sin perjudicar las
condolences presentes nj futuras del
trafco de vehiculos, sino mas bien
mejorar estas condolences. Esto pue-
de conseguirse permitiendo la colo
caci6n de la doble via en- la calzada
con la condicion que Sc ponga al nj
vel de la misma y Sc pavimente en-
ire dicha via de manera que los We
hfculos puedan usar tambien espa-
clio como sucede en- las Gales de San
Juan.
La posici6n de la via en- la cal
zada serfa asunto a estudiar con .el
fin de que la Companla pudiera pres
tar un servicio mas radido con los
memories inconvenientes al piblico y
al trdfco.
Deseo Eanar su atenci6n muy es-
peciagmente a 10 que dice el para
fo 40. de Ia carta del Hon. Comi-
sionado del Interior del cual Sc des-
prende que los trabajos realizar,
en- case de que Sc conceda la fran
quicia, seran hechos con las ganan-
cias de la division del tranvfa. Es-
to quiere decir que no hay tempo
determinado para que esta doble via
Sc construya, pues segiin Sc desea
esta suieta a la posibilidad de las
ganancias que pudiera tener esta di-
vision de la P. r. BY. Lit. & P. Co.
Sin tener datos sufeientes no es po-
sible juzgsr cuando probablemente
podra la Compania eompletar la do
bic VIA.
Atentamente,
(Firmado) M. RIVERA FERRER.
Comisionado Obras P6blicas.
Con respecto a este asunto, el
manager del Trole, Sr. Domenech,
nos ofreci6 un statement" que pu-
blicaremos oportunamente.
a jQ2gar por 10 que nos anticipara
ei n3encionado caballero, tenemos en-
tendido cue el Sr. Domeneeh es de
opinion que el municipio no puede
opoperse a la franquicia de la do
bic via, porque va ha caducado el
t-rmino para clio, De todas name
ras aguardaremos a que don Manuel
expenga su eriterio sobre ell asunto,
como va nos ofreciera.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-04-04

1921, the following is the total num-
Der of votes cast for May, by Wards:
First Ward, ALP votes.
Second Ward, 2S5 votes.
Third Ward, 28S votes.
That in our judgment a fair repre-
sentation of delegates to said nomin-
ating convention, from each ward
based upon the vote for Mayor at
the said A. D. 1921 election in Mos
cow, would be as follows:
First Ward, 20 delegates.
Second Ward, IA delegates.
! Third Ward, IA delegates.
That should the voters or citizens
of Moscow desire a larger delegation
to such nominating convention from
the respective wards in the city, we
submit this matter to their pleasure,
but further submit that no Ward
should send to such General Conven-
ton more than their pro rate equit-
able number of delegates in accord
ance with the votes asst in said Ward
at the said last general city election
in said city.
We would further suggest that the
place of meeting for the selection of
such delegates be held at the follow
ing places:
First Ward at Idaho Garage.
Second Ward at Sullivan's Garage.
Third Ward at o. E.. Bell Implement
House.
We further call the attention to the
public that all persons wishing to vote
at the coming city election must re
gister at the office of the City Clerk
of the city.
Dated and done by the Mayor and
City Council, of Moscow, this 2nd day
of April, A. D., 1928.
Attest:
H. MELGARD,
Mayor.
L.. G. PETERSON,
157-158 City Clerk.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-04-04

a Iced delivered by lone S. Adair,
treasurer and tax collector of Latah
county, for SEASWA; NWH SEX /;
SWASEA 18-40-1, and NEHNWH 49,
40-1 w.
93643 W-D: John E. Mcclure ct ux
Maude H. to Eugene Nagele ct Tx
Clara H. $2100, lots 7 and 81 College
Homes Add, Moscow.
1884 RIM: Eugene NageIe to list
National Bank of Mosco =, $500, due
l year, above.
93645 Deed: A. L. Hall to A. Will
mot, 81, 17-"C" Addison's Add, Ken
drick.
93646 Extension Agreement: Ray
L. Barton ct Tx Stella to John Han
cock, Mutual Life Insurance Co., r-m
extended to 11-1-27.
93647 Rels.: J. N. Clarke to Hattie
Meeker, r-m dated 9-20-18.
93648 Deed of Gift: John Canham
to Laura Canham, lot z of subdivision
of lot 1, Russell's Add, Moscow.
93649 NIL: Ralph A. Howell and
Edith Grimes (Avon.)
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-04-04

Moscow People Must Recognize and
Heed 1t.

Kidney ills come mysteriously.
But nature generally warns you.
Notice the kidney secretions.
See if the color is unhealthy
If there are settings and sediment.
Passages frequent, scanty, painful.
It's time to fear serious kidney
trouble.
It's time to use Doan's Kidney Pills.
Doan's have done great work in
Moscow. Ask your neighbor!
j. r. Mcguire, West c.. and NJ AL
mond Sts., Moscow, says: GA spell
of kidney trouble I had made me feel
badly all over. My kidneys acted in
an uncomfortable n The Sc
cretions passed every few minutes and
were unnatural and filled with sedi-
ment. My muscles felt drawn and
mornings I vas stiff and sore,
especially in my limbs. I began to
use Doan's Kidney Pills, from the
Owl Drug Store, and they cured
every symptom of kidney weakness"
&C.,, at all dealers. Foster-Milburn
Co., Mfrs, Buffalo, NJ Y.-Adv.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-04-04
COUNTY

$685. Rels.: Roy Pool to Guy Pool
c-m 1O-20-21.
93636 Appointment of Attorney in
Fact: International Hypotheck Bank
of Apeldcorn, The Netherlands to G..
Vandertuuk of st. Paul.
93637 GIN: Ira Hickman ct ux
Bertha to c.. F. Kinzie, $75, due 9-1-23.
Three horses, crops for 1928 on Me-
SWA 15-43-5 w.
1858 Decree of Distribution of Es-
tate of Richard Perry Hites, deceased,
to Howard Hites, Mrs. Lola Price,
Mrs. Edith Hopkins, Mrs. Stella Free
man, Mrs. Myrtle Pickett, and Dottie
Hites each a 18th interest in and
to NWA 16 and NkNEA 17-41-5 w;
also a one-sixth interest in cash
amounting to $2626.33.
1859 Receipt: Paradise Lodge,
Number Seventeen Ancient, Free and
Accepted Masons to Moscow Lodge,
Number thirty-one Independent Order
of Odd Fellows.
9364O Satisfaction of Mtg: First
State Bank of Bovill to John B.. NAL
lory r-m 9-26-17.
93641 W-D: Martin M. Songstad ct
ux Ora E. to Thomas Jabbora, 81,
1918 A. in 1896 w.
93642 Lis. Pens: L.. Olive Christen-
sen and Alfred st. Michel VS.. Elmer
M. Paulson, Columbus N. Clark, John
N. Cone, and J.. J. Keane, to set aside
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-04-04
OUGHT. LUMBAGO!. RUB PAINS
FROM SORE, LAME BACK.

Back hurts you? Can't straighten
up without sudden pain, sharp aches
and twinges? Now listeni That's
.lumbago, sciatica, or maybe from a
strain, and you'll get relief the mo-
ment you rub your back with soothing,
penetrating st. Jacobs Oil. Nothing
else takes out soreness, lameness and
stiffness SO quickly. You simply rub
it on your back, and out comes the
pain. 1t is harmless, and doesn't burn
the skin.
Timber up! Don't suffer! Get a
small trial bottle of old, honest st.
Jacobs Oil from any drug store, and
after using it just once you'll forget
that you ever had backache, lumbago
or sciatica, because your back will
never hurt, or cause any misery.
1t never disappoints, and has been
recommended for 60 years.-Adv.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-04-04
CALL FOR CAUCUS.

1t is hereby suggested by the Mayor
and City Council of the City of Mos
COW, Idaho, that consistent with and
in pursuance to the heretofore long
established custom and practice, that
qualified citizen voters of Moscow,
Idaho, in the respective Wards of the
City, meet in such Wards on the 5th
day of April, A. D., 1928, at the hour
of 8 o'clock, p. m. of said mentioned
date, to then and there select dele
gates to a City Convention to be held
at the County Court house in Mos
cow, to nominate candidates for the
respective City Officers to be elected
in said City on the fourth Tuesday in
April, A. D., 1928. 1t is further sug-
gested hat said General Convention
be held OF the 9th day Of April. 1928,
at the hour of 8 o'clock p. M. thereof.
That at the General City election
held on the fourth Tuesday of April,
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-04-04
81 j
COMING EVENTS


American Legion Auxiliary-Will
celebrate their first anniversary Fri
day evening, at Guild hall. All ex-
service men and their families and
auxiliary members and families are
invited.
st. Peters Church-Aid society will
meet Thursday afternoon with Mrs. A.
E. Lande.
Joel-Literary society will hold it's
last program for the season Friday
evening at the Joel church.
S. A. E. Mothers club-meeting at
s. A. E.. house Thursday afternoon,
A full attendance is desired. Election
of officers.
Merry-Go-Round Club - Meeting
Thursday afternoon with Mrs. A. J..
Simonson, at Idaho hotel.
Mountain View Club Meeting
Thursday afternoon with Mrs. e. j..
Blue.
First Lutheran Church = Luther
League will meet Thursday evening
in the church for a social.
Historical CIub-Home department
meeting will be held Friday afternoon
with Mrs. JOS. Terteling.
Baptist Church-Rev. john R.
George will give a free ~stereoptican
lecture, entitled "On the March," at
the church, Thursday evening, at 1890.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-04-04

Uncle Isaac Miller, who has beer
very i'll, is reported as slightly better
All of his children came home to helr
care for him.
Elmer Miller returned to Lewiston
Monday.
G. G. Farnham and family now ride
in a new automobile.
Mrs. Frank Homra and son came
home for the weekend from Palouse.
Forty-five members took part in the
Sunday school basket dinner and
Easter program held Sunday after
noon at the Mountain Home church.
The Welcome Home Union of the
Sunday school gave an Easter pro-
gram Sunday morning after the re-
gular services, which was followed
by a basket dinner.
A1van Strong has been very low
with an abscess in his side. Three
doctors were recently called into con-
sultation, and a nurse given charge
of the case. His recovery is hoped
for.
Many out of the district people at
tended the funeral Of D. P. Kidwell
here recently. They were Mrs. Frank
Yates of Potlatch; Mr.. and Mrs. Kid
well and children of Wenatchee,
Wash; Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Yates and
son and Miss Florence Kidwell of
Athol, Idaho; Mrs. M. R. Mewhinneg
and baby of Prosser; Mrs. Fred Fields
of Montana; Mrs. Frye of Portland,
and Mr.. Frye, also Of Portland. All
returned to their respective homes
with the exception of Mrs. Melvin Kid
we'll and children. The body was laid
To ract in EraacQ oamatnru tho GRAVE
being covered with flowers.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-04-04
PERSONAL MENTION.

Six schools in Latah county, which
have seven-mOnth terms, closed last
Friday.
William Mariner, who recently IN
derwent an operation in the Inland
hospital, expects to return to his
home Thursday. He is much i'm
proved in health.
Miss Avis Drew returned Tuesday
from a several days visit in Spokane,
Mrs. William Mariner has just re-
ceived a letter from her son, George,
who is in the United States army,
stating that he was leaving the
Guam Islands for Australia.
Mrs. George Dougherty of Viola
spent Wednesday in MOSCOW IN a
shopping tour.
Mrs. w. G. Shepherd returned Mon
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-04-04

Lutheran church.
There was a dance at the hall, Sat
urday night.
Miss Opal Jones closed a very sue
cessful term of school at the Apple
quist school last Friday.
There was quite a good attendance
at Sunday school, Sunday.
Spring blowing began in full blast
last week.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-04-04
49,
day from a short visit to Spokane.

day from a short visit to Spokane.
Miss verla Gossett, who is teaching
in the Kellogg schools, is spending
the spring vacation at her home in
| Moscow.
Miss Nell Barrackman is home from
Lewiston, where she is attending the
state normal school.
Harry Peterson of Oakland, Cal,
is in Moscow, a guest of George Cur
| it's. Mr.. Peterson formerly lived in
Moscow.
The bird houses for the bird coz
test offered by the ladies Of the His
torical club, must be in by April 10.
Mrs. Haze Allen and little son, Of
Standpoint, Idaho, r guests at the
home OF her aunt, Mrs. M. L. Handlin.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Roth of Pullman,
visited the first of the week at the
home of her sister, Mrs. John A.
Allen.
Mrs. E. w. Wooley and Miss Vir-
GINA Dermott, of Occur d'Alene, are
guests of Mrs. j. J.. Day, at the Day
home in this city.
w. o. Brown came up from Spauld-
ing Tuesday to spend a few weeks at
home.
Lorren Messenger, teacher in the
Kellogg schools, is spending his Va
cation at his home in Moscow.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. I. Dooley are en-
joying a visit from Mr.. Dooley's sis
ter, Mrs. John Mills, of Paskelawa,
Ill.
Wilmer Bodies is confined to his
home nv illness.
Mrs. John Gaiser, of Viola, was a
Moscow shopper Wednesday.
Mrs. Tim Sullivan left Wednesday
for Spokane Inc Occur d'Alene, to
visit relatives and friends.
J.. F. Stewart Of the Fashion Shop,
is in Spokane on business.
BIG BEAR RIDGE.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hiram Galloway
moved to Little Bear ridge last
week. s
The Sewing class will meet this
week.
Luther McGraw of Texas ridge, was
visiting relatives over the weekend.
Most of the high school students
who attend school in Kendrick and
Deary spent the weekend under the
parental roof.
Wade Keene is having some plumb
ing done.
The roads are better in this vacinity
than for many April's past.
There were Easter services at the
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-04-04

COFFEE

When you feel like having a real
good cup of coffee give US a trial.
We use "Folgers Golden Gate" one
of the finest coffees on the market.
We also use pure whipping cream.
Is it any wonder your coffee tastes
good.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-04-04
CORA.

Uncle Isaac Miller, who has been
very i'll, is reported as slightly better.
All of his children came home to help
care for him.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-07-19

caught in loop of W ire. And the
other end of the wire was fast to
d little tree which had been bent
over. But the tree had sprung up
straight, lifting SaInmie from the
ground and dangling him there.
"Oh, Uncle lviggily, What
dreaful thing has h:tppened to me?''
cried poor Sammie.
"You are caught in a trap-that
is what has harpened," said the
rabbit uncle.
"Oh, I didn't see any trap! All
/ saw was a carrot growing III the
woods" sobbed. Sammie, for his
leg hurt him very much where the
wire loop was caught around it
~ made a jump for the carrot and
--and-'
eyes, and then you were caught
in the trap spoke Uncle Wiggj'
ly. "The carrot was put there for
bait, just as cheese is put in Il traI
as bait for Il mouse or rat. When
you pulled ON the carrot you stuck
your leg in through the loop of
wire, and the bent down tree was
loosed and sprung up, taking you
with it,"
"Oh, can I ever get down9"
sighed Sammie.
"Yes" answered Uncle Wiggily.
"I will gnaw through the tree and
it will topple over. That win loosen
the wire loop and you ean pull out
your leg"
SO the rabbit gentlema n, with his
sharp teeth, gnawed through the
tree part of the trap. IT toppled
to the ground, bumpihg Sammie a
little, but soon he could pull his
leg from tn moose Of wire.
"'After this, Samniie," said I'm
Gle Wiggily, "you must never nib
BILE or take carrots that grow in
the woods. Carrots grow in fields,
and if you zee one out of its
place, in the woods, you may know
that something is wrong. 1t may
be trap, just as this was.
"Thank you," answered Sam
mic. "And UncletWiggily, / guess
maybe i don't know all there is to
know.
~ should say Inot'!! chuckled
Imperial Valley press., 1923-07-19
FIFTEEN YEARS AGO
,Julv 10. 1908

Mayor II. b. Pearson took his
family up to Long Beach last week
where they will spend the summer.
Upon returning last night he stated
that he met many FL Centre people
in Los Angeles and vicinity who
were signing for a bit of warm
weather.
Ira Aten and family have left for
a two months camping trip. They
left with a team, and expect to
stop in various mountain spots be-
fore arriving at San Diego, their ul-
innate destination.
Mrs. l.. r. Martin has returned
from two weeks stay in Santa Ana
Imperial Valley press., 1923-07-19
Bedtime Stories
Copyright, 1923, by Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate
BY HOWARD r. GARIS
UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE
TRAP

Once upon q time, as Uncle Wig
gily was hopping past green shady
spot where a number of animal
boys were playing, the rabbit gen
tleman heard Sammie Littletail, 1t
bunny boy, saying:
81 know lots and lots Of things,
L do!'
"You don't know everything!
bleated Billie Wagtail, the goat.
"Yes, l know how to dig bur
rows, how to take out stones and
how to roll them on weasel S toes,
So he won't bite boastcd Sam
mie. 81 know everything"
"It isn't good for a rabbit boy,
or any one else to think he knows
everything, thought wise Uncle
Wiggilv to himself. 81 must teach
Sammie another lesson.
"Nobody can know everything,
barked Jackie Bow Wow, the puppy
dog boy, and he wiped his paws on
one of Uncle Wiggily's handker-
chiefs, which the bunny gentleman
had given the little puppy for his
birthday. 1t had pictures on, the
handkerchief had, and I'm sorry to
say Jackie got it little dirty. But
it would wash.
eyes, 1 know everything!"
boasted Sammie.
"Surely l must give him a les
son." said Uncle Wiggi!y. And
when the animal boys had finished
playing baseball, and Sammie was
walking along by himself, Uncle
Wiggily hopper up beside him and
said:
"Come to the woods with me,
Sammie."
"Are you going to show me how
TO dig another burrow house?" ask
ed Sammie. elf you are you dom
need to, thank you, for l know al
about it,"
"Yes, Sammie, you can dig 4;
burrow fairly WE'LL" admitted Tn
Imperial Valley press., 1923-07-19
Robinson.
BY STANLEY

Robinson.
Roy Womach unloaded another
carload of Fords yesterday.
Mrs. Ingram, who recently ran
an ince pick through her hand,r re-
portes that her hand is nearly well.
Chester Vaughn, who has had ty-
phoid fever is getting along very
nicely now.
Mrs. j. c. Vaughn, who has been
i'll for some time, is still on the
sick list. Mr.. Vaughn is planning
to go out of the Valley the latter
part of the week.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-07-19
Looking Backward
What the Press Files Tell Of
Imperial Valley for This Date
in Past Years
NINETEEN YEARS AGO
@,July 10. 1904

II. II. Sheets who owns a fine
ranch north of Brawlcy has gone
to Pomona and neighboring towns
to buy large bunch of cattle to
put ON his place.
The Hotel Imperial has been put.
ting in lot of new furniture and
hamocks, which will add greatly to
the comfort of the guests.
Miss Jessie Anderson and Paul
Anderson, son and daughter of DIR.
viii Anderson, have arrived here
from Dalton, Georgia.
1. d. Prouty and family have left
for trip to San Diego by the over
land route.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-07-19
SEELEY

G. L. Campbell Is enjoying his
two weeks vacation at his store
here.
Dale Williams who stays with
Mrs. A. d. Smith, left for week S
vacation at Hipass.
Mr.. and Mrs. n. P. Pearse re-
turned from their visit at Coronado.
Mrs. G. M. Berridge of Calexico
is visiting her daughter Mrs. +. A.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-07-19
TEN YEARS AGO
july 10. 191 8

j. r. Sturgis of Holtville return
ed last night from Sacramento,
where his car took eighteenth place
in the Los Angeles to. Sacramento
race.
V. Smith, principal of the Holt
vile high school since its founding,
has gone to Urbana, Illinois, for
his summer vacation.
Ex-Supervisor II. E. Wills and his
family have moved to Brawley.
w. E. Beale and family of Holt
vile have gone to San Diego for
several weeks.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-07-19
THE MAN WHO "HOLLERS"

Magnus Johnson according to of the Mime
sofa papers, started out to holler" himself into the
United States Senate His campaign has brought to
national attention unique character
"Magnus' means great, and that is surely true
vocal thunder-and not distant rumble either, but
veritabe bombardment of thunderbolts. 1t over
whelms opponents and sweeps audiences off teir feet
AS physical phenomenon alone 1t is interesting
Magnus started glass blower and thus developed
naturally robust pair of lungs to their maximum ca
pacity There may be other voices as good, in
public life, other lungs good but there can hard
y be such voice supported by such pair of lungs
He bellows like BULL they say. His whisper might
Jar the water pitcher off the table. His shout might
topple over chimneys.
Other attributes less appealing to a rather
He is proud of being both. AS for culture-pooh!
"They say can't speak Engsh!" ssys he with
strong accent What do you think about it? can
understand it well enough to vote right in the Senate
anyway Magnus Johnson knows what is the matter
] got pretty good farm. l got mortgage on it. /
sGt g and she an me ali rgh A
Truth to tell, good many people understand
Magnus Johnson. He may be heard from hereafter.
American prohibition hasn't evolved beyond the
Speaking of dollar wheat, somehow or other you
don't hear many of the consumers kicking about the
misfortune of cheaper flour.
Of course those German sailors didn't do any
damage to the Leviathan, nee vaterland. Who
heard of Germans wreckng anything?
"Can the German mark come back?" somebody
asks. Possbly-if Germany makes bonfire of about
40 Quadrillion paper marks and doesn't print any
more.
What good does it do for witness to swear that
he will tell he whole truth when the lawyers always
stop him?
''The railroads in hot water again. says
Washington correspondent No wonder they're hard
boiled.
With the New York police enforcing the dry law
there must be big metropolitan demand for row.
boats.
Bricklayers making $24 day are being drafted in
New York by their unions to build schools at $12
sed by President Harding for the next war; when cap
ita will be drafted along with labor.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-07-19
YOUNG LOVERS
YOUNG LOVERS IN
RACE WITH LAW

COLUMBUS, o., July 19.-Young
lovers is unprecedented numbers
rushed the marriage license courts
of Ohio today in last minute
race with the law.
Thousands of girls will be dis
qualified to wed without parental
consent under new state law be-
coming effective tomorrow raising
the age of majority for women
from 1S to 81.
SAN FRANCISCO - Referee
Billy Bourne stopped the main
event in the third last night when
"Dynamite George failed to live
up to his name. Sunny Jim, negro
battler, was awarded the decision.
George was ordered from the ring.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-07-19

the uncle bunny. "But you are
learning many lessons, Sammie. "
Then he helped the limping little
bunny home and Sammie had for
supper some carrot short cake with
out any trap.
Now if the fountain pen doesn 7
take the covers off the book so it
catches cold when it sleeps in the
eat 5 cradle. IN tell you next
about Uncle Wiggily's phonograph.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-07-19
TOM SIMS SAYS

About the on;y thing worse than
working this hot weather is just
loafing around.
Some day some confidence man
is going to organize company for
canning condensed water.
A small boys pocket looks big
girls handbag.
Keep looking back and you only
see where you were.
Believing what bootlegger says
is dangerous. The sidewalk may
jump up and hit you.
Just before IA mans wife talks
him to death he hopes his worst
enemy is her next husband.
Cincinnati man who wanted il
street car to detour around his auto
will recover, doctors think.
You don't see so many pictures
of girls playing tennis because they
don't play in bathing suits.
A secret is what you tell some
one not to tell because you promised
not to tell it yourself.
A little man always hates to
start an argument because he usual
ly gets called big liar.
IT takes one to start a fight.
which is always the other one.