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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-08-20

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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-08-20

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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-08-20

Isaac Irizarry SASPORT.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13
BOTH FIGHTERS OFF
FOR BATTLE Scenes


msns uptown for the call 70 hsttls
With Jack Dempsey IN an arena insl
cut ef sight across the mats ana
heights Of Harlem,
II Gagged lion Eere 10 be denied
his daily Fstien Of meat for = week
he seuld be like fiFpe IL today The
big man Of the ATssnlins upon whom
the Latin races OF the world have
pinned their hopes for hstie glory 10
hEhilnE mad.
This madness. . sort Of fsreeiousr
nszs that will be laesed upon the
worla's champion when the pair meet
for the heavyweight title Friday night
IL exactly what the South Americans
trainers have iaboTed 10 develop In
thres weeks Of preparation al Atlantic
City,
l, Is Firpe the gladiator whose
friends think him inyineibls. "nemp'
sey." they said lis great boxer. q
hard hitter. a willy ringman. But
Firpo 10 a great tighter. he can alb.
scrh punishment like a hlotter takes
Ink. Dempsey will hit him and often,
perhaps. but the gladiator's powers
will not be lsssened. His mighty right
will hnd a spot 10 land upon; his
mighty right will not be denied"
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13

tsek serial SAP ~ ksasAtea. oa
Tesaminx as elaes a BAT fssas< his
directly inle smsaiek's haHas sas go
tesssa eat II aEsl. lac aesa, Ne,
Aarrss waited saa feuT balls save
him fEsi base II MAS up 90 0'fTisn
sHd ths sH1sa kslllns lsF him e III
Is he stepped % the plate. He did
= sheFi Al 10 risht hsld, fiEhs FsA
in fer ths ball, gat u in his hsHds
thea dropped u MeMnFrsf sss safe
en- seeend ana 0sHrlsn On hFsi.
Amid q terrific alH Of shouting,
folltis ssreas te the bat. his face like
. thunder cloud ana making no At,
tempt 70 hids lhs fact that he Vas
mad clear Through. tie fealsd the
arst one, he Erantsa as he put al
hts beef late the second swing -
which he missed. But the third he
connected silh ana u sas labelled q
homer as n sped far out into riEht
Hsld MeMurray ana o'BHsn seersd
With the tying and Winning runs re-
saeetixely.
The erowd carried slim on the field
en- lie shoulders The score
~.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13
SYRACUSE RICE FANS SEE
SOME WONDERFUL CONTESTS
Single G. and 'cter Manning Set Up
Worlds md Season Marks
onGrand Circuit

Syracuse, ". r., Sept 13.--A red
letter day as chalked up in the an
nails of liet harness racing over the
New YorI state fair track here yes
terday win trotters and PAGERS of the
Grand Ccuit led by Peter Manning
and Sing g, established worlds, sea-
son andIocal records in epochal per-
formanss.
Amog the new marks one is a
worldrrecord for a third heat in
race tsA. hung UP by 13-year old
singleG, In what was called a free
fora pace. The only other starter
was ir Roche. Single @, driven by
Ed ,len also made two other records
In d same race. pacing the one and
twofastest single miles OF the year.
Thttines were t.5s1k, 2.01a and
1.5%i
Ietd Manning, piloted by Tommy
AItrpH, stepped around the oval in
1.B1s thereby setting a new trotting
mark for the 1923 season. The
world champion trotter made this
marlxtarly in the afternoon against
q stiftool wind on the backstretch.
A brld's record was equaled when
Hollbod Leonard, driven by Muir.
phy.Totted the second heat of the
HottEyracuse stake in 2.03st. This
snuafIhe fastest time ever made by
thru year old gelding originally es-
abliad by Car Worthy over the
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13

sams trsek "a Which HeilFfeed Ls0a-
ara psFfoTmsd yesterday
Asdda. HsEFg Flssains sEess nsIs'
leaned % the veteran Pep GeeFs for
an exhibition mile, trolted ~ k-fl lst'
sstfihs up tbs years fastest TINS fsf
trolling mare and bFesklns shs
ssrseuss track record 81 s,ss "a N
this even.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13
FIRpO IN new YORK
Challenger stopping Not Far From
Polo Grounds. Ticket Sale Now
Totals About sf,300,000.

BY The Associated Prsss.
New York. Sept. 13.-Luis Angel
Firpo woke up In New York this
morning within 90 minutes ride OF
the ring In the Polo Grounds where
tomorrow evening he will make an at
tempt TO remove from the brow Of
Jack Dempsey the heavyweight laurel
wreath OF the world. Dempsey was
still in his cottage in Saratoga Springs
where he finished his training yester-
day but he will travel to New York
today to get in good nights rest In
preparation for the struggle in de-
Tense Of his title
The stands will be finished by noon
and provision for handling the ap-
proximately $4,000 which Tex Richard
states will watch the battle. has been
completed.
Dempsey will put up at Hotel Bel
mont for his one night in the city be-
fore the fight while Firpo is staying
with friends and trainers at an up
town apartment.
The ticket sale Richard estimates
will be about $i,3oo,oo0.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13
PIRATES HAVE WON
II OF I9 CONTESTS
lcontinued From Preceding Page)

Pirates s. Noiseiess Typewriter. Mid
dletown IS: Pirates 8. Portland Town
team 0: Pirates 10. Lenox A. c,
Wsilingford 5: Pirates IL, Reidville
A. c.. Waterbury 4: Pirates 10. Union
Vile 8; Pirates Q, Besse-Leland. New
Britain. O; Pirates o. Lenox a. c.,
Waliingford 8; Pirates 3. Portland
Town team Z; Pirates s. Kensington
Town Team 0.
City League Games
Pirates II, Cardinals 0; Pirates 10.
81. Mary's a Pirates IA. Dragons 81;
Pirates 10, Rangers /; Pirates 3. In
dependents 2: Pirates Is. Berlin Con.
0: Pirates 4, Falcons 8; Pirates s.,
Fafnirs 8.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13

s-Battsd for AlsEandsr In eighth,
u-Bsttsd fer GEsnthsm N hinsh,
clnfinnssi ,,'..s,.',,.s,'s eie ~ et-
fws base hlis burns thrss-eass hit.
DuHesnl aslsa base. pinsiiii saerhsss
HsTsrsss. Burns Harper, csNenssi deusis
plays ofaHsli 20 Granthsm, HsrsFass 70
fsohns 10 Fonsees, Alexander 20 ADAMS -
crimes, Granthsm 10 Grimes 10 yresss
20 oFaHei 20 Fnhersi left on bases
Cincinnati Z, Chicago hasss on bsiis
on Alexander I, Rixsy o. struck cut. ~
Rixsy 81 hits, nm Alexander In
Dumoyieh In n wild pitch. Rlssy,i lee
ing pitcher. Alexander umpifes, Klein.
Wilson and cuiaieyi time. 1916.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13

Three base hits, Rice, Heilmann; stolen
base Leibold; sacrifices, Jones' Peckin-
paugh, Biuege 2. Charity, Haney. Cobb.
Rigney. Heilmann; double plays, Rigney
to Haney to Blue. Harris tunasssted);
left on bases, Detroit H. Washington 8;
base on balls, off Dauss g. Mogridge 81
struck out, by Dauss 2, Mogrdge 2; hit
by pitcher, by Dauss (Rice), Mogridge
kBueJ: umpires, Ormsby and Moriarty;
time s:35.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13
NATIONAL LEAGUE
Cubs Lose.

Chicago, Sept. 1s-Eppa Rixey out
pitched Grove Alexander in pitch
ing duel. and Cincinnati shut out Chi
cago to 0, in the first game Of the
series. The local club has played S5
innings without registering run.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13

Washington. Sept. is.-Detroit
eyercame a four-run lead yesterday
and defeated Washington 9 to I In IL
innings. Dauss was complete master
after the third inning while Mosridge
had two bad innings.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13

TWO hass hils, MCCLELLAN, sshsIk
ahssly, ward. three base MI, ksmmi
steisH haze, Mesrili sacrifices rsnneeh
Witt, double plays Meclslisn, Collins ana
sect. Ward and Scott isti on bases
New York n, chicago 81 base IN balls
on Penneek 1, on cNensFos q, struck out
by Psnnerk q. by cssnsras 4. hi ny
pitcher, by cysnsres Piprli umpires
Rowland, Nallin ana iiildshrandi nms'
Igis,
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13

Two hase hifs oHrien, Foiitis. nMara,
hssr ana Hlssinsi three base hits, Politis.
bases on balls of rsiiiis o. Baer .. sms.
dick u struck out, by fsiitii II. Baer 4.
hmadiek Z; left on baaes, New Britain 10,
Merldsn J. passed ball. o'Mara; hits. on
smedick In ., Raer . In 1; wild pitch.
feiiiis .; umpirss. Naushtsn ana Kiniry:
time OF game $50
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13

sad kaFeen. hghs M. seeFins Vel
= hlasssF sRs shs innins saase shsn
i3aer nisd out Three rens 81 thfss
Tits Nas ths total feF AsHlasn'
FesnsY Nent oui, smsdles 20 va.
sea. MeMurray walked eai sss out
gTyang 90 sgsai sseona. . husa az
snd took seeoRa On the eateheTs srs
Tor. scoring On a bad thres hy the
ieftAslasr Paailis seat cut ia shs
strike route. ons Fun without = M
VAS AsN f3HitaiH's part
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13
ss.enlll Ianins

Kelly fiisa out te AsAuTFsf, Wi.
eo1 flied out 10 Reaskis, Alsx hunted
bat MAS thFesn out By 0'Asrs,
Nsles hisd out 20 hnreen' cshslns
lii % sheFt aad VAS thFeNn out.
O,Asra hit safely and Reaskis VAS
safe when the catcher dropped the
third strike nrifhn hii 10 the inheld,
ANileas hslaed ths ball and tossed him
out al FIRST, The pitcher taking The
throw.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13

Meas Doublss. aFst Foaos-e. Mar
Islat sAi G, hsynolas Ven rem ~
Nssssll ana Myers 81, 60
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13
M Ninth inning

Kelly sinksd, Wilcox was thrown
out al FIRST. Eabelus TO yslsy. rniiiis
now was pitching with all his might
and Alex famed, kureon was out.
o'Brien 10 Neley,
veiey. hrst up In the ninth. flied out
TO the left fieldef, cahelus hit 10 the
third baseman, who booted the ball
and the batter was safe. A bad
throw by Kelly presented him with
bag No. 2. o'Mara hit a pretty sin
sic into left field. cabelus came trot-
ting around the bags. but as he hit the
home stretch wollschlaeeer recovered
The hit by o'Aiara and made per.
feet throw 10 the bag. Kelly slapping
the bail onto Pete for an easy out.
This ended New Britain's chances OF
winning In the ninth for Rouskle flied
out TO center field.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13

KuFeon flied cut 10 Griffin, SINE.
dick hit. took second on o'hFlsn's bad
throw TO hfst Higgins HI. two bag.
ger. scoring smediek. Higgins Scored
on wollsehlasger's hingte, Tighs MED
cut 10 Poliils and Rasr hied on, 70
Fsenay, The score sas tied Al ell,
Pesnsy was out. smediek 10 VIII
coz, MeAiurray hit at three but miss
ed them ell, o'Rrien hit safely but
was stranded when reiitis foulsd out
10 the catcher,
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13

wolsehlaeger suceumbed 10 rolitis'
curves, Tighe famed. naer hit a
double. but was held al third when
Wilcox singled, Alex was out. o'Brien
10 Neiey,
Rouskie hit, took second when
Griffin drew a pass. Feeney and Me-
Murray were out on inheld taps, the
men advancing on the bags on the
plays, Rouskie scoring. Griffin scored
on o'Bricn's double and o'Brien came
In on Politis' double. Politis was
nipped at third on throw from the
Catcher
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13

Earliest calculated eclipse seen
from the Los Angeles, Cal, region
was March Is, 1914 B. c.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13
Slim POLITIS wins
CONTEST IN tenth


tcontinued From Preceding PsEel
with an out, AleN 10 Wilcox heAnTr
ray vas safe on hit into left hut was
eaughl on the bag for an out. o'hFieh
hied out 10 smsflek,
second Inning
Kureen famed, smediek was out
cshelns 10 veley, Higgins MED out 20
Neley,
folilis Was out, Alex 10 WileoA'
Nsiey whitfield, cahelns was passed,
o'Mara hit sereeehing two hsgeer
and cabeins tried 10 score, He raced
IN 10 the plate standing nn and then
tried 10 set back 20 third when he
saw there was no chance, but was
easily tagged out,
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13
Tent, Inning

This stanza was n sizzler. Politis
was working like n steam engine and
as mad as wet hen. Smedick. his
rival. laughed at him and hit the old
pill right on the nose for three bag
ger. II was a beautiful hit and thus
far the best hit OF the game. Politis
got even more peeved and Higgins
couldn't even see the ball as Slim
hreezed over three strikes. The dan
gerous Wollschlaeger, however. was
not to be denied. He took two strikes
but when Slim grooved the third he
tapped II for nice hit and Smedick
came across with the seventh run,
breaking the tie. Tighe famed but
Baer hit, being stranded when Will
cox whitfield.
Things looked bad for New Britain
and the crowd was in an uproar, the
Neriden delegation yelling for victory
and the local adherents shouting en-
to their pets. Griffin
famed. Fceney socked the first ball
thrown for what looked like sin
gle. He was called back, however,
when Umpire Naughton explained
that he had called time" The noise
of the crowd had drowned his words.
At this point Feeney became engaged
in wordy battle that gave promise
of going further, when a Meridenite
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13

Men Singles, second round-C.
Kron won from l.. Bradley 81, g..
r. Burnett won from s. Duncan Ga,
6-3.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13

Wilcox. 1iFst base fer MeTiden, u
an old time Yale plsytF. lie sslli re-
tains much OF his told time skin,
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13
Eight SURVIVORS
in Tennis MATCH
CONTINUED From Preceding Pase)

A schedule of the tournament to
date is posted at Court No. 2, show
ing who meets who in the remaining
matches,
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13

woIlsehlssssF OF MsFlden certainly
Il a swest bsismsn, -Four hits 10 nNe
trips 10 the plate was his mark,
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13
Fourth Inning

Bolt hit safely. kurcon flied out 10
Rouskie. smcdick was safe on Rous.
kic's error. Bolt taking second on the
play. Higgins flied out 10 Feeney and
Bolt scored on Wollschlaeger's safety.
1'ighe famed.
Veley hit. cabelus got hit through
the box. sending velcy to third.
o'Mara was safe on flelder's choice
Tut Veley was out at the plate. Cabe-
lus scored when Rouskie tapped the
ball. getting to first on a fielder's
choice. Griffin fouled out to the
catcher but Feeney hit bringing in
oMsra. McMurray walked but
oBrien flied out to Higgins.
Fifth Inning
Baer flied out to Cabelus.N Wilcox
struck out. Alex flied out to Veley.
Smedick relieved Baer as the Meri-
den twirler and Politis hit his first Of
fering for single. Veley was safe
on kurcon's error. Cabelus was hit
by the pitcher and the bases were
filed with none down.
O'Mara tapped to the infield but got
to first while Politis was being forced
at home. Rouskie flied out to Sine.
dick and Griffin famed. Smedick
mad gotten out of g tight hole no runs
being scored despite the fact that the
bases had been loaded with none out.
Sixth Inning
Kelly hit safely, took second on
Rouskie's error and third on Politis'
Wild heave. Kurcon was safe on
Rouskie's previous error. smedick
ned out to Politis Higgins famed
'ut Wollschlaeger hit, scoring KelyJ
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13

Pete cabeius hard hard time try
ing 10 explain 20 his teammates yes
terday. They all took exception 10
some Of his methods OF running the
bases
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13

n slso Is sdiAd proof that the same
u never lost nyiil the last man IL out
There were two out when yesterdays
game Was wen.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13

But its all N coed fun and all the
boys had good time,
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1923-09-13
king
of Sports

slim" foliiis feat yesterday is but
added pFoef that I, only takes one 20
hit h. there were two strikes on slim
when he HI, ths three hasteF that wen
the game,
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general use so rapidly in the trade.

A traffic law violator always fears
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-10-21

1 parts for my car, which is 1912 model Bungle Six. Where can I get them reasonable?
 Added Adam-Hire boy to fol- low you the next time you take a drive. He can probably pick some up for next to nothing.
 NO PARKING HERE What this country really needs is not five cent cigars. It isn't resurrection of the old
 saloons and bars, We don't need horse cars any more
 than we require the ark, But what this countrys cryin' for is
 just place to park. We don't want bustles back again. we
 don't need beaver hats, And no one yearns to see our wom en stuff their hair with rats. We don't bemoan the coal oil lamp
 that barely pierced the dark, But when we go down town we'd like
 to have place to park. I'm horse and buggy are no more, Old
 Dobbin is passe, No longer do we crave to drive the
 good old-fashioned way, l
 which moves us up to remark, Where there was always room to
 hitch, there's no room to park. No longer do we decorate our cars
 with polished brass. And cyclecars and buck kboards are as
 dead as Balaam's ass. No longer do we crank an hour when
 we wish to embark. And neither are we able to find a
 place to park. No voices are uplifted to bring back
 the ducking stool, No clamorous tongues are urging the
 revival of the duel, No eager souls are hankering for
 wigs and lace--but hark! Just hear the auto owners yell-"We
 want a place to park"' We've lost our ancient passion for
 pedro and croquet, For half the drinks we used to drink,
 the games we used to play. But the hope of millions guarantees
 that we make his mark, Who once more gives us space down
 town where business men can
 park.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-10-21
l MCCORMACK SALE.
 TO BE CONTINUED
Very Successful Event Re- suits In Sale Of Many
 Used Cars

What is declared to be one of the most successful sales of used cars Istaged in Birmingham for several days was the one put on by Me Cormack Brothers Birmingham deal CTS for Jordan, Nash and Peerless cars, this week.
 This sale was in charge of W B. Stewart, who has gained a nation wide reputation for the promoting of used car sales and he asserts that the one in Birmingham for McCorm- ack, was one of the most successful of his career. He has put on used car portance in the United States and is a keen judge of values, clever ad- vertiser and a good merchandiser.
 While it was advertised that the sale would be for only three days. so satisfactory was the response that it has been decided to continue the sale for several more days this week. Many splendid values of the original stock of 35 cars remain; while a number of good cars were traded in on larger used cars during the sale. These will be offered at prices that make good value.
 The slogan of the firm, e Reliable Institution" may be called suffi- ent safeguard to the purchaser of a used automobile from this concern.
 Comfort is built into the new Over land Champion which has movable front and rear seats. The movable
 seats deeply cushioned and up- holstered in the very best quality of leather contribute their part toward adding to the many refinements which make the Overland Champion a distinctive, sturdy motor car.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-10-21
YOU HAVE TO PAY
 , TO SHOOT TROUBLE
Automobile Man Must Be Paid For Seeking Trouble
 And Repair
BY PERCY CHAMBERLAIN

An automobile owner was annoyed by rattle in his car
 He took it to the service depart ment of the dealer from which he had brought it. One of the highest Fapaid employees of the maintainance department spent an hour searching for the cause of this rattle Finally i he found it. It was a loose battery 1 connection. Fifteen minutes fixed it.. The bill read as follows: D Tighten battery connection, 1-4 z ahours.
 When the owner got the bill he hit the ceiling!
 f@ An hour and quarter for tight ening a battery connection" he said. I'll not pay it. It's robbery!"
 The scene changes. For some little time this owner has had trouble with his books. They refuse to balance. Something is wrong. He calls in an expert accountant. He makes room for this man to work in his office.
 For week the accountant searches for the trouble. Finally he finds it.. A few cross-entries corrects every thing. The books are in balance. The bill heads something like this:
 ITO services of accountant days O S10.00 per day"
 And this man-this automobile owner who kicked at the hour and a quarter for locating and stopping an
 
 ants bill and is happy that his books are in good shape again.
 Here we have exactly the same clements as applied to two different lines of endeavor. Both involve trouble shooting" In each case the workmen were technical. In both it. lustrations the charge was upon the same basis and included both finding the trouble and correcting it.
 Just because 8 man knows every 4l.s NTr s,,rr "a technical standpoint, no one pre- isumes that he can immediately locate the trouble when 6 particular set of books are out of balance,
 It is just as unreasonable to sup pose that a man, who knows every mobile, can immediately locate the source of something which is troLb- ling the owner of that automobile.
 Nevertheless, the fact remains, that the public does take a different attitude toward the automobile re- pair bill. For years the trade has been struggling against this psy- ohology. For years the automobile man has argued this point, without getting very far. Mistrust and ods-formed in the day when they were in the making-have become very deeply rooted.
 Instead of trying to change the puDllC. methods are eHdnBlHS. Anu it wilt be the change in methods which will finally change the public viewpoint.
 The automobile man must be paid for both the trouble shooting and the repair He cannot possibly maintain a readiness to serve-testers, ''trou- ble shooters" men to take orders, etc.-without including them in his charge.
 But the charge for such services must be on volume basis. And this furnishes one of the chief reasons for the flat rate" methods of charg- ing for repairs, which is coming into
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-10-21

A girl no longer needs to fuss around getting car fare ready--if na- ture has been kind to her.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-10-21

CTS fear to tread.
 Queer Queries
 Dear c. K.--I. fecently, put a foot accelerator on my Ford. Now I have four things to do with my feet and can't seem to get the hang of it. Can you give me any instructions or ad- vice that might help?
 Silly Sam-Sure! Get a foot rule. Then memorize il.
 A girl no long CT needs to fuss around getting car fare ready-if na- ture has been kind to her. It's easy enough to be pleasant When everything's sunny and
 bright,
 But the guy worth while
 Is the chap who can smile
 When none of his lights will light. Copyright. 1923. Premier syndi-
 cate, Inc) An empty wallet is the boon com panion of an empty head.
 We used to know Fords as places where one could cross a river. Now they're recognized as the things that keep one from crossing the street.
 FAMOUS ALIBIs
 It was this way, Judge. A fly landed on my glasses ard l thought 1t was another car comin' out of the side street.
 Doggoned if it isn't hard to love your neighbor as yourself when he insists on racing his engine under your bedroom window.
 The modern garage has done more than any other single influence to increase the numbers of the "black handlers" And incidentally their methods of getting the money. while somewhat more subtitle, are just as effective as ever.
 QUEER QUERIES Dear c K-I want to get some
The Birmingham age-herald., 1923-10-21
he boy was surely bud of luck.

It is always highly entertaing to observe two rotten drivers stop in the middle of the street and deliver their personal opinions of each other.