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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-11-12
Il q Gland
Operate
Necessary
GIandogen Provides Simple Method
of Taking Glandular
Treatment.

Bv q new discovery the life Civ.
ing gland substance which is some.
times administered by expensive
onerations may now be supplied in
tablet form. This treatment is
highly recommended by European
and American scientists, who have
nroyed that the internal admins
tration of gland extracts has 9 very
marked effect upon the correspond
ing glands Of the human body, often
rebuilding them to normal activity.
Such a treatment is now offered
70 the public in the form of Glando-
cen. a highly concentrated glandn
lar tonic, in convenient tablet form
nrepared from the glands of healthy
Young animals and compounded
with other valuable ingredients.
Glandogen is obtainable at Peoples
Drug Stores.
Mail orders given prompt atten-3
tim
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-11-12

Engaged couples who quarrel
and then decide to marry are
simply postponing the fight.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-11-12

"A horse eats nine times ms
own weight in a year. but visit
ing relative can beat that record
IN a month.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-11-12
GRINS AND
GROWLS
Nv Isle Bell.

. rs really remarkable what .
mosquito can accomplish in
Il a single sitting.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-11-12

A politician is never as much
interested in what he stands for
as he is in what the voters viii
stand for.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-11-12

A man never thinks about his
underwear being flexible until ne
read about it in the advertise
ments.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-11-12

A Frenchman advocates COM
pulsory lovemaking under gov
ernmental control, but prohibit
ton would accomplish the de-
aired results much quicker.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-11-12

Some fast people get that way
trying to keep up with their run
ming expenses
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-11-12
sornetI1Iug ng,esing.

Rustic whats this bowl Of
water fort
Waiter-To wash your fingers,
SIR.
Rustic AN nght where's the
soap?
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-11-12
SPEECHES YOU
| NEVER HEAR
BY Nat N. Dorfman.

~ 70, teacher I cannot tell
4 lie. but Il was who
put the tack on yOur
chair, and / ought TO be punished
for it BY staying IN two hours
after school while the rest cf the
boys play footballg'
Landlord, I'm perfectly pleased
with this apartment. Your charge
Of 500 per month for these three
rooms IL reasonable. The fact
that you haven't painted 81
cleaned the place in three years
is understandable IA the light Of
the high cost 81 labor. And the
fact that you don't give tis enough
heat IL not your fault either. but
that Of the gouging coal barons,
Can / spell, sir? No, I must
admit that I'm the poorest spell.
ing stenographer you could hire.
but can chew gum Or chew the
rag 90 wen. if not better than
any other girl you've got III the
PLACED"
Although I'm 8 dramatic critie.
I find thorough enjoyment Ii
every play / see. OF course, I
don't ten this to my readers. 7
knock most Of the shows to let
them think I know All about the.
drama. / Ioathe Shakespeare.
Ibsen, shaw, ana the rest of the
highbrows, but because my read.
ers loathe them. too. / 50 into
ecstacies about their artistry and
insight into the human character
istics.
Between lle. however, : don't
understand them myseIf. but II
wouldn't do to make this colafes.
sion to the public. I'd be j deuce
Of critic TO show 'ern they know
as much a. / do. And; incIdent-
ally, the publisher would tie =
tin can to nne!'
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-16
HOSPITAL AT CAMP CUSTER
New Institution Will Have Thirty
Buildings Spread Over Tract
of 500 Acres.

Plans have been drawn for the con-
struction by the federal government OF
a million and a half dollar hospital for
former service men suffering from
nervous and mental diseases on the
site of the Camp Custer cantonment.
The hospital will have thirty buildings
spread over a tract Of 500 acres. 1t is
one Of five for which congress appro-
priated S1S,OO0,0O0.
The government hospital will have
facilities for the treatment Of 500 pa
tients. 1t will be built around a COM
modious two-story structure, winged
with general wards on one side and
wards for disturbed" patients on the
other. At one end of the hospital
group will be located the cottage for
tubercuIar patients, equipped with
sleeping porches and the most modern
methods Of treating this disease.
There is a group Of buildings for
continued treatment" cases, contain
ing large day rooms on the first floor
with wards above. Three separate
buildings will provide accommodations
for nurses. female attendants and male
attendants. There win be separate
structures fo- the vocational training
shops, garage and repair shops.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-16
FORD HOSPITAL DOORS OPEN
Detroit institution to Admit DISABLED
War Veterans Who Are In Need
of Attention.

A personal plea from Alvin oWsley'
national commander Of the American
Legion. to Henry Ford has resulted ID
disqualification for 300 disabled var
veterans of Michigan.
Ford has agreed to throw open inc
doors of his big hospital in Detroit 70
every disabled ex-service man ana
woman in the state. following Com
marder Owsley's statement Of me
hopeless fight the Michigan veterans
were making because the govefnLaeu'
failed to simplify the formal pfoee''
ure through which applicants for n.y.
pitalization are forced TO go and Wi'.1I
has resulted in long delay in opta---As
relief for the war fighters.
After hearing the Legion head ~
peal Mr.. Ford Immediately inslFly'7,,
the superintendent of the Henry ',-
hospital to receive at once any man J.
need of hospital treatment VINO e--..
produce proof of war service. 1ls
Ford hospital covers 20 acres y -
heart of Detroit. 1t was used as s-
States general hospital No. 50 a-''-S
and after the war.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-16
Song OF LEGION AUXILIARY
THE Call Of the Flag" civ..
Organization by Author. Used i.
Americanism Campaign.

The patriotic appeal of The e..
''The Call of the Flag" is 10 b.-s'
one Of the factors Of the Amer
campaign which is bein. waesa Is. ga
American Legion Auxllfsrv ~ l9
song, which has been adoptpa h. -.
Auxiliary as its official corn.....--
has a stirring air and possesses ~
which create a high enthusiasm sg.s-9
the hearers. The song was frs- -
by Legionnaires and AuxilIarv no.
bers at the New Orleans conyag-,a-
where it received the official aa8ors-
ment of the Auxiliary.
Mrs. Madge King Johnston ratia,.,
vice-presldent and chairman of ~.
Americanism committee of the Arvn
larry, plans TO make wide use NJ -.
official song in the work which Is h.
ing undertaken by the Auxiliary alan,
the lines of Americanism. Tba s,1s
is now being distributed bv the no
tional organization of the Auvi,iar,
through Its departments and looo,
units. Recent popularizatlon If The
song has been assisted by broadoast,
ing from various radio statio,.
throughout the country, particulars
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-16
TO FORM SPARTANAIRE CLUB
Organization to Give American Boys
Character Training, Business Man.
agement and Craftsmanship.

The American Legion Weekly has
formulated plans for the organization
of a national boys club, based on the
tradition Of the endurance Of the Spar
tan boys. to give to young Americans
an opportunity in character training,
business management and salesman
ship. The organization is called the
Spartanaire club
The following points have been
adopted as the code Of the Spartanaire /;
/. The Spartanaire puts his whole
heart into everything he does; he
strives to be 100 per cent American.
2. He is proud of everything he accom-
plishes; but never brags or gloats over
his success. 8. He is a good sports
man and knows how to lose without
whining; he never makes the same
mistake twice. 4. He plays square
and fair in everything he does; his
word IS absolute 5. His name is like
a trademark; if he says or does any
thing, his friends know he is right. g.
He studies his mistakes so that he will
turn them into victories next time. Z.
He does not believe that he is all-per-
feet; but he knows that he Is nearer
to it today than he was yesterday. s.
He is always learning something that
will be of value to him when he grows
elder. Q. He gets full days value Of
work, play and rest in every 24 hours.
10. He is never selfish and is always
ready to help others. II. He is true
blue and his friends are proud Of his
friendship. II. He is a Spa-tanaire
and he sticks to everything he under
takes.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-16
C0MRADESHIP SPIRIT SHOWN
Minnesota Veteran Receives Wallet
Lost During War and Found by
British Soldier.

The spirit Of comradeship between
soldiers of the allied armies of the
World war, as demonstrated by the
formation of the Interallied Veterans
association, of which the American
Legion is a member body, has been
shown in a number Of instances.
One of the most interesting exam
pies Of this friendly feeling between
comrades was revealed in the finding
of the personal wallet of Francis E.
Ellis a veteran of st. James, Mimi,
by Bert Cooke Of London, former
British soldier.
Ellis served with Co. NJ, 145th In.
fantry, toward the close of the war
and was moving up with his company
when the Germans were turning back
through Belgium. He lost his wallet,
together with his registration card and
other personal memoranda on the trip.
Recently he received a letter from
Bert Cooke, under a London date line.
The note read:
Il am sending you this wallet which
l believe to be your property. trust
1t finds you alive and in the best of
health after the terrible strife we have
been through.
II don't know If you recollect travel,
ing in some box cars through Belgium
in the latter end of 1918. I, myself,
being wounded on the Ypres front
was, after week or two, discharged
from a dressing station and posted as
a temporary guard on Ylamuetfnghe
siding, where your train was unloaded.
On finding your wallet, it has been
my ambition since to forward it to
you. am inclosing photo Of myself
Possibly you saw me while your regi-
ment was passing my post {.
Trusting you will drop me line,
am, yours sincerely, Bert Cooke"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-16

on one patriotic holiday, when 1t was
made a part of special program
Other ways of putting the compost.
tion before the public are being urged
by Mrs. Johnston and through her ef
forts and those of other members Of
the committee, local units of the AUX.
Hilary have received the endorsement
of many civic, patriotic and fraternal
organizations throughout the nation
for tie new song.
Mrs. L. D. Westfelt of New Orleans
v 10 composed the song, turned over
the plates, rights and arrangements
for publication of future editions to
the women of the Auxiliary. She ad.
yanced considerable money for the In
itial work, but freely gave this Word
has just been received by Mrs. John
ston from New Orleans telling Of Mrs.
Westfelt's death shortly after landing
from a trip to Egypt and the Medl-
terranean sea.
A letter received by Mrs. Johnston
told Of her pleasure at returning home,
and Of her intense interest in the prog
ress of the song. Mrs. Johnston, in
message TO national headquarters Of
the Auxiliary says: eve will now feel
that our work is a sacred obligation
bequeathed to US in fulfilling her de-
sires to aid the boys in this way
The song may be obtained In sheet
music FORM DEMONSTRATIONS band ar'
rangements and on player piano rolls
All rights to the composition have
been relinquished by the composer TO
the An&ilinru
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-16
r0-., Limits 81 apoIar seas

Members Of the detacha VIZ.
American troops which served
sia during the World war are
units of the polar Bears, lfe=s
include a number Of prominent
naires who were on duty in tae (,
north while their comrades
France. They find much to ta.A
according TO reports Of their me- ~ a
Hard tack at $40, cigarettes 81
package. nights in pup ie' 10
the thermometer flirting aFe-lo re
Iow-these. are among the TOPICS +,
former members Or tie A. p .,,7
Russia. Units Of the of='4s "a
have been formed in Chicago 49,
Detroit
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-16

Brockton, Mass. American Legion
members claim to have the only uni
formed Legion band In the state
Twenty-eight musicians. all Lesion
naires. compose the band. Nearly SC
per cent % item sre overseas meT.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-16
WISCONSIN NEWS
Important Events of the Week
Around the Badger State.

Fond du LAc-The death knell Of
Wisconsin Dairying, Inc, the organ
ization OF Wisconsin dairymen formed
for the purpose of advertising the
states dairy products, was sounded
at a meeting of the Fond du Lac
County Farm bureau, when it was
agreed to return $4,000 worth Of
pledge cards to their signers, on the
ground that the original plans Of the
association had not been carried out.
The Fond du Lac county bureau was
the originator of the dairy publicity
plan and the only one to raise its
share of the funds necessary to carry
out the project In taking its action
the Farm bureau urged that the work
be carried on by the Wisconsin
Cheese Producers association. B. F..
Sheridan, president Of the bureau for
the last two years was reelected
unanimously L. G. Schwertfeger
was reelected vicepresident, S. NJ.
Schmitz, secretary, and c. w. Keys,
treasurer.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-16
With mp et1
Wisconsin,
Legislature. ! 8

tax revision fight, which has been
keeping the state legislature in a stew
for months, has shifted 10 the assem-
bly, following the killing of all of the
tax measures on the senate calendar
The Dahl bill, sponsored by the
speaker Of the lower house, is on the
assembly calendar this week and will
form the basis Of attempts at com
promise between the Progressive fac
tions.
The measures killed in the senate
Included the joint finance committee
bill, the Johnson substitute the gov
ernor's bin and the Carey substitute
amendment which took the form Of a
separate bill, and the Seyerson bill.
Speaker Dahl announced he would
call a conference committee of Pro
gressives in a final attempt to agree
on amendments that win make his
tax bill acceptable While the assem-
bly, might accept his bill in its present
form, it would stand no chance IN
amended in the senate.
The Stevenson surtax bill was the
only one on which there was a close
vote in the senate. engrossment being
refused, IS to g.
The tax bills killed sought to relieve
property of $750O.000 taxes a year and
would have increased income taxes
by this amount.
Each OF the bills sought In a differ
ent way to shift a large revenue bur
den from general property to corpora
ton and individual earnings. Bust
ness interests Of the state had fired
broadsides of criticism against the
measures, threatening in some in
stances to move industries from the
gate if the proposed laws were en-
acted
II was proposed in each tax meas
IRE TO repeal the state min taxes for
educational purposes, including the
srppor. of the state university and
the normal schools, and to substitute
additional income taxes imposed
through revision OF the present laws.
Tests on Diagnosis Favored
by a vote Of II to Is, the senate
passed the Bentley bin which. if con
Cured in by the assembly, provides
that an who desire 10 practice the
healing art must have studied the sub
ject Of diagnosis.
"This bin simply carries into effect
the recent opinion OF our supreme
court" explained Senator Bentley,
"Those who treat the sick. other than
by spiritual or mental means, can be
sued if they use improper treatment
by reason of a lack of a reasonably
correct diagnosis. This measure would
ascertain whether the applicant had
such knowledge before permitting him
to set up his practice"
The upper house reconsidered and
then advanced without further change
the amended Miner bill, providing for
the licensing Of chiropractors Under
terms of this bill as amended in the
senate, chropFactors would be given
representative on the state board of
medical examiners and would be
licensed after an examination. Such
examinations would be by committee
of chiropac,ors for an subjects ex
cept diagnosis, which would be by the
board
Gasoline Tax Passes in Senate
Wisconsins road building program
has been definitely settled by the sen.
ate and there is every Indication that
thn assembly, win apf,rf,.,a of tho som,
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-16

Madison -Twelye studentr of the
East Side high school were expelled
BY order of the board OF education as
the result OF wil5 moonshine parties.
The action came on the recommends
uon of special committee appointed
by the East Side ParentTeacher asso-
citation. Four girls included in the
group Will be given psyehopat6ie eX-
sminalons, il was announced. Prof.
+. B. Skinner. member OF the school
board. said that he believed automo-
tiles were the cause of the moral lax.
~ OF school children.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-16

Marinette-The junction of the
branch and main lines of the c., NJ.
& ST p railroad in Marinette county
no longer has twin names. In rail
road circles it always has been known
as Ellis Junction. The community
proper always has been Criyitz. The
difference in the names always has
been a source of confusion. Recently
the Crivitz Community club petitioned
railroad authorities to make the
change and it has been done. An
order has been issued to all station
agents designating the place as Crivitz
and the railroad maps hereafter is
sued will bear that name.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-16

Antigo-Antigo has been awarded
the next annual meeting of Group No
6 Of the Wisconsin Bankers associa-
ton. Action to this effect was taken
at the convention just held in Wis
consin Rapids. Stevens Point and
Wausau also sought the 1924 meeting
Otto p. Walch, president of the Lang
lade National bank was elected presi-
dent of the group and d. w. Van
Doren of Birnamwood. secretary and
treasurer.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-16

GAINESVILLE ~ When Rock county
sends its great herd of pure bred cat
tie around the fair circuits of the
Middle West this summer they will
be in charge of Jack Nesbitt. Richland
Center. Mr.. Nesbitt, one OF the best
show men in this section, was picked
by the Rock County Farm bureau
The herd will be picked from winners
at the Rock county fair at Evansville
and the GAINESVILLE fair at GAINESVILLE
They will make a tour of ten fairs in
q special train Of ten cars.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-16

Wausau-The finding of portion
of a human skull lying a few feet
from the concrete road at the foot of
the hill just south of Wausau on high
way 10 was reported to county officers
and the find was in possession of
Sheriff Arthur Sievert The find, made
by Mrs. Myrtle Telyea, comprises the
front half of a skull, with the bones
of the upper part of the face attached.
Ii is apparently that of young per-
son From its condition, physicians
are of the opinion that 1t had been
buried for many years. 1t was found
within ~ feet of the concrete road
way. It is believed that the bones
came from a forgotten and neglected
grave.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-16

Sheboygan -- Coroner Van Zanteu
has concluded that Joseph Simons
drowning in the sheboygan river be
meath the Northwestern railroad
bridge was suicidal There is no in
formation IL substantiate the belief
that he was killed and thrown into
the water, according TO the coroner.
The money he had saved to bring his
wife and family TO Sheboygan from
Lithuania was found in his trunk
where he left IT,
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-16

Madison-Seven new COW testing
association testers began work in Wis
consin during May reports A. J..
Cramer, of the Wisconsin college Of
agriculture. The new men and their
associations are: Ellington, Lee Mel
son; independence, Peter Nelson;
Prairie du Chen, L. L. S Their; Min
doro. George Brudes; Rice Lake, l.,
Johnson; New Holstein, Stuart Lam
bic; and Southeast Pierce, Walter
Stamm.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-16

Manitowoc- Hubert Falge, SO, Mani.
towoc Justice of the peace, made his
annual hiking trip across country,
this year choosing the village OF Mari
bel as his destination. Each year
after the first rain in June the aged
justice, accompanied by friends, walks
from is to 20 miles just to show that
he is still young The distance to
Maribel from Manitowoc is 10 miles.
Mr. Falge was accompanied by Judge
John Chloupek and Attorney A. j.
Wyseman. They returned by auto.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-16

The assembly engrossed the public
welfare committee bill appropriating
$1,000 to John a. johnson. Madison
for alleged false Imprisonment a:
Wsupun for 10 years on the charge o.
numbering Annie Lemberger,
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-16

Appleton-Ten of Appleton's prin-
cipal highways were named arterial
ways at a meeting of the common
council, on recommendation of the
committee on streets and bridges. An
ordinance backing up the arterial
plan for Appleton will be drawn up
and passed at the next meeting Of the
council. The committees recommend
atoms includes all streets on which
street car tracks are laid.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-16

Abolition of the Wisconsin blind
bureau and transfer of its duties to
field ageu working under the state
board of control was voted almost
unanimously ny the state senate
This bureau was created by the 1921
legislature As a result Of admins
tration of the new state department
started two years ago, the blind OF the
state urged the present legislature TO
do away with the bureau. There was
little opposition to the repeal BILL
after il had been amended to give SIS.
geo to the state board of control tor
field work among the blind.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-16

Madison-The low cost of gas, cleo.
trio and telephone services in Wis
consin as compared to coal was called
to the attention Of the legislature by
a joint resolution introduced by Sena-
tor Teasdale in which the assembly
and senate are asked to concur in re-
questing congress to enact legislation
to protect the average user Of coal
by compelling coal producers to label
their fuel according to heat value and
other properties.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-16

The assembly passed the bill drawn
b the committee on municipalities TO
empower county boards to defray the
Twins expenses of their representa-
lives in the legislature, provided the
expenses did not exceed $500 The
vote VAS Is 10 %.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-16

Fond du Lac-Owen 7. Hughes, e
mechanic employed by Fond du Lac
implement company, may lose his left
les as the result Of being run over
by tractor which he was adjusting
in the field Hughes was adjusting
the carburetor when a helper cranked
the motor. The machine had been
left in scar and started forward.
Hughes threw himself backward in
time to prevent the seven-ton machine
from running across his body.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-16

The assembly killed the senate.reso
luton by Kuckuk providing for the
appointment OF a special interim com
mittee 10 investigate the Wisconsin
educational system and make recon-
mendaGons for changes to the 1925
leeislaUUa
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-06-16

Madison William E. Haily Of SUI
perior was appointed by Gov. Blaine
to be county judge at Douglas coUn-
IL. succeeding Archibald Mckay. -
signed. Judge Mckay has been
elected to the superior court bench.