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Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25
Coming To The Ditmas Monday

Lottie Pickford, charming and
vlvacious sister of Mary, starring in
the world famous white slave pic
Iture, 1.-THE House of Bondage" will
be shown at the Ditmas Theatre,
Monday and Tuesday, and no chill
|dren will be admitted.
This picture is a screen version of
Reginald Wright Kauffman's book,
which is claimed by many to be al
most too vivid to be acceptable to the
average audience. The film story,
which Is told in six reels. is very
realistic, that is the chief claim of the
management, realism but not SEN
sationalism. Plays dealing with the
social problems are of complex ma
ture at best. That they may give
publicity to conditions as they exist
so that these can be remedied and
yet not offend the public sentiment
In any way is no easy task. 1t is
generally believed by many social
workers that the dangers of immoral
places existing in the larger cities
should be known that the young and
innocent may be warned and GER
tainly this .photoplay shows great
sincerity of purpose and a natural
sequence by which the thoughtless
school girl leaves home and becomes
entangled in the spider web of one
of the great cities notorious resorts.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25
Coming To The Majestic

So great has been the demand
from theatre managers influenced by
the calls of their patrons for 1.-THE
Fool" that the Selwyns have been
required to place several companies
en- tour in this the greatest of all
dramatic Interest to see
"The Fool" has literally swept the
country. 1t has not been confined
only to regular theatregoers, but to
thousands who go only occasionally
to the theatre and that other class
which in former days reserved their
theatregoing for n night in the
year and that night was usually when
either Joseph Jefferson or Sol Smith
Russell played their town or city.
Never before has a play been SO en-
Enthusiastically received and endorsed
by every class in every community
where it has been seen.
THE Fool" will be the attrac-
ton at the Majestic next Monday
night and the advance sale already
shows there will be a packed house.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25
Hebrew School
To Have Picnic

A gala time is expected to be had
tomorrow when the Perth Amboy
Hebrew School will hold its third
annual picnic at Boyson's Farm on
the Old Bridge Road just beyond
South Amboy. Elaborate prepare
tons have been made by the COM
mittee in charge so as to assure
everyone a good time. All those an
ticipating going will meet at the
Hebrew school at 10 a. m. and the
trip to the picnic grounds will be
made in trucks. There viii be plen-
ty of room for everyone. Those who
miss the morning trip can go to
South Amboy and out the Old
Bridge road where signs, with di-
rections to the grounds, have been
posted.
A program has been prepared for
the day. The children of the school
will present several operettas while
the athletic faction OF the school
will also have a part. The Zion
Leaguers will play the Maccabees
in the feature ball game Of the af-
ternoon while a croquet match be-
tween the Junior Best and the Bible
class will also take place. To en-
liven the occasion there will be an
orchestra on hand. Although those
attending can bring their lunch, re-
freshments can be bought at the
grounds at a nominal charge. From
all indications the affair tomorrow
will be the greatest ever
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25
COUNTY JAIL ARRIVALS

NEW BRUNSWICK. Aug. 25:-
Frank Russell, thirty-five years, of
Piscataway township, has been COM
United TO the county Jail for criminal
ly attacking nine-year old Antonio
Josyk.
Jack Kelly, of New Brunswick, was
arrested early this morning on the
advices of the Raritan Township po-
lice charging him with aiding and
abetting in a robbery there.
Robert L. King, colored, of New
Brunswick, was arrested yesterday
while asleep in his car on Paterson
street. following the receipt of three
reports that a machine driven by a
.colored man struck their cars. The
first complainant to appear against
King was Herbert Wildgoose who
claims King damaged his car to the
extent of $40. King was released to
appear next week upon deposit of
his machine as bail. He is said to
have been intoxicated.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25
RUMSON POLICE CHIEF
HELD ON ASSAULT CHARGE

RUMSON, Aug. 25:-Chief of Po-
lice James Bruce today was under
$1,000 bail for a further hearing be-
fore Justice wainwright, of Rec Bank
on a charge of assault preferred by
Police Officer Albert Paterson, fol-
lowing the hearing here last night,
Paterson is at liberty on the same
amount of bond for action of the
grand jury. He was also suspended
from the police rolls.
Both actions grew out OF a fist
fight between Chief Bruce, and Of
fcers Paterson and David Kinney
on last Tuesday night, Kinney, who
was alleged to have taken the side of
Paterson in the fight, has been sus-
pended. The suspension Of the two
officers by Chief Bruce was upheld
by the mayor and council at their
meeting Thursday night when the
chief announce dhis action.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25
TRAFFIC VIOLATIONS
CHARGE BY POLICE HERE

Abe Sher of Tottenville was taken
into custody by officer James Nolan
Yesterday afternoon on a charge OF
driving a truck without a registra-
tion card. He was fined So. John
Zarek of Central place, arrested on
a drunk and disorderly charge by
officer Marinus Ludwigson last
night, was fined S15.
Motorcycle officer Frank Seiboth
arrested Louis Corbin of Philadel-
phia. Pa, yesterday on a charge of
driving without a license. Harry
Murilla of 900 Arnold avenue, ar
rested by Sergeant John Reager on
a wifebeating charge, was dis
charged with a warning.
e. Lewis, proprietor of an estab-
lIshment at 168 New Brunswick ave-
nue., was summoned by Sergeant
John Larson yesterday for having
two slot machines in his possession.
He will be given a hearing Tuesday
morning.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25
Danish Folk To Have
Big Picnic Tomorrow

4,
Manasquan.
Lieutenant John Morris, of Wash
ington street. is spending a few days
In Philadelphia.
Mr.. and Mrs. l.. Pargot, of State
street, have been spending the past
two weeks at Saratoga Springs, N. Y.
Mrs. Harry Fender and Mrs.
Stanley West. Of Fayette street, left
this morning for a weeks stay at
Atlantic City.
Miss Bertha Edelstein, of Kearny
avenue, left today for a ten days
stay at Lake Hopatcong.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jack Richmond and
daughter Ruth and son John, of
Washington street, leave tomorrow
for a three weeks stay with relatives
in Brazil, Ind.
Miss Marie Mortensen, of Wash
lngton street, is spending several
days with Miss Kathryn Grouse in
Milford.
Mrs. William Hoffner, of Madison
avenue. is spending a week at At
lantic City.
Mrs. Elizabeth Nolan, of Wash
ington street. was the guest of
friends In Railway yesterday.
Miss Emmy Roessler, of High
street, is the weekend guest of
friends in Ocean City.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. p. Stark, and Mr.
and Mrs. Elmer Gibson of Brace
avenue, Mr.. and Mrs. Anthony Stark,
of Grafton, Mass. Mr.. and Mrs. Emil
Larsen, Mr.. and Mrs. Bernard Stark,
and daughter Alice, of Madison ave-
nue., motored to Atlantic City, over
the weekend.
Mrs. L. H. McHose. of Chautauqua,
N. Y, has returned after spending
several days with Mrs. e. v. r. So~
field, Of Market street.
Glenworth Sturgis and daughter
Miss Kathryn Sturgis, of Water
street, left Thursday for Philadel-
phia, Washington, Baltimore and
Snow Hill, where they will visit rel
atives for several days.
Mrs. George Eggert, of State
street. has returned home, after
spending a few days in Eastport,
L. I.
Mrs. Thomas Gallon and Mrs.
Virgil Smith, of this city, are spend
ing a month in Washington, d. c.
Mrs. f. Ritter. Of Market street.
is spending several days in Jamaica,
L. L.
Miss Leonora Margolies, who has
been visiting Mrs. H. L. Chain, of
Madison avenue, has left on a tour
of Canada.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dudley Whitworth
and grandson Arthur Sears, of Madi-
son avenue, nave returned from a
stay at Beach Haven.
Miss Dorothy Hadden, o fHigh
street, left this morning for Pitts
burgh, where she will remain for
several days.
Miss Julia Humphreys of Market
street, has returned home from a
stay in Atlantic City.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25
POISON BOOZE CHARGE

BOSTON, Aug. discharges that
poisonous liquor has been sold to
union building laborers in this city.
resulting in several deaths and that
sinister novices" are made in a pc
tition filed in the superior court by
Ernest A. Johnson, secretary-treas-
urer of the United Building Trades
Council. The petition asks that Will
liam McDonough, Joseph King,
James Donovan and Henry Keyes be
restrained from carrying liquor into
its meetings or on its property.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25
L. R. Morgan is
Honored on Birthday

Mr.. and Mrs. Leonard r. Morgan,
of Hall avenue, entertained a number
of friends at their home recently,
in honor of Mr.. Morgan's birthday.
American flags were employed In the
decorations. Music and dancing were
enjoyed.
The guests included: Mr.. and Mrs.
Leonard Morgan, Mr.. and Mrs. John
Morgan, Richard Morgan, Robert
Morgan, Mr.. and Mrs. William Nor
gan Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Szubaek,
Mr.. and Mrs. Boleslaw Huminski,
Miss Helen Huminski, Miss Joseph
Inc and Chester Huminski, MI. and
Mrs. Frank Decker, John Decker,
and Miss Mary Zaplacka, of this city,
Mr.. and Mrs. John Toman, Mr.. and
Mrs Jack Griffith, and John Bergen,
of Red Bank.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25

CHARLESTON, w. Va, Aug. 25.-
Free taxi services to all parts of the
city" was offered in heavy black type
in a large advertisement in Charles
ton papers today by one taxi cab
company, which declared this service
would be given lowing to the meter
controversy up for adjustment be-
fore the city commission" The ad-
vertisement said that free service
would be continued until meters
were installed on the company's
cars.
Taxicab rates had been computed
under a zone system until a week
ago when a new ordinance requiring
that installation of meters to fix the
charge went into effect. The ordi-
nance imposes a fine for operating
a taxicab without the meter service.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25
Raritan Township
Social and Personal

A committee meeting of the Rar-
ltan Engine Company No. 2 was held
last night.
Mrs. A. Larson was an out-of-town
visitor yesterday.
Miss Helen Kutcher was a Perth
Amboy visitor yesterday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sophus Greisen and
family motored to Keansburg on
Thursday.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25
Miss LundevaII
WEEDS Stephen UIriCk

The marriage of Miss Gladys Lun.
devall, Of Second street. and stephen
Ulrich, Of this city. took place in st.
out of five, while Ruth made n in
Paurs Evangelical church, in First
o'clock. Rev. Jacob aGnss perform
the ceremony. A reception fol-
lowed at the home of the bride, only
the immediate families being pres
emit. Mr.. and Mrs. Ulrich, upon their
return from their wedding trip, will
reside in this city.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25
CARGO OF STOWAWAYS

NEW YORK, Aug. 25:-The Wash
ington Maru today brought into por,
a record cargo of stowaways.
Thirty-one were discovered on her
arrived from Italian ports and were
removed in the wen cutter Man
haitian TO Ellis Island.
Ship officers said thirty of the
Italians had been lowered into the
in barrels and boxes.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25
Plan for Picnic

Perth Amboy Review No. 81. The
Woman's Benefit Association of the
Maccabees will meet Monday night
at Red Mans hall. All members who
are planning to attend the picnic
which will be held Thursday after
noon, August 80, at Olympic Park
will report at this session, as the
money to pay for the hiring of the
bus must be in the hands of the
committee before the day of the pic
mic.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25
Miss Blanchard
Webs C. H. Hubbs

The marriage of Miss Elizabeth
Edith Blanchard, daughter of Julius
Blanchard, of Amboy avenue, and
Charles William Hubs, of South
Amboy, took place last night at $3.50
O'Clock, in the Grace Lutheran par
sonage, in Jefferson street. Rev.
Robert Schlotter performed the cere-
mony. Mr.. and Mrs. George Wei
men, of Keyport, were the attend
ants. Upon their return from their
wedding trip, Mr.. and Mrs. Hubs
win reside in Keyport.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25
New Corporation

NEW BRUNSWICK, Aug. 25.-A
certificate of incorporation has been
filed today at the county clerks of
flee by the Anderson Motor Sales
Company of las New Brunswick ave-
nue.. Perth Amboy. The capital of
the corporation is listed as $4,000
divided into 1000 shares of 500
each. The incorporates are: Anton
%Sorensen, Perth Amboy, eight
shares; Caran Sorensen, Perth Am
boy seven shares and Helen Sarokin,
Perth Amboy, five shares.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25
Start Court Action

NEW BRUNSWICK, Aug. 25 -
Frank and Clarance Gro1sr, of
Hightstown has instituted a suit in
the supreme court against Samuel
+. Bennett and William Dennison, of
Prospect Plains for $4,000. The
complaint charges on October II.
1922, this sum was advanced to the
defendants agent on a sale Of po-
tatoes.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25
Doris Helen Reid

Doris Helen Reid, seven months
old daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. David
Reid of 556 Middlesex avenue, Me-
tuchen, died this morning. Funeral
will be held from her late home to-
morrow afternoon at 8. Interment
in Metuchen cemetery. Mrs. Reid
was formerly Miss Ruth Hancock of
this city.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25
Released

NEW BRUNSWICK, Aug. 25:-
John "Chick" Callahan of Sayreville
was paroled In the custody of his
lawyer Leo Coakley following his arr
raignment at Red Bank yesterday,
charged with carrying concealed
weapons. The complainant has failed
to appear to press the charge.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25
Danish One Hundred Men and
Women To Have Big Event
at Pine Grove

The picnic of the Danish One Hun
dred Ladies and One Hundred Mems
Society to be held tomorrow at Pine
Grove will be featured with games
and races. 1t is declared by the
committee, of which Jorgen Hansen
IS the chairman. that the affair will
far surpass anything Of this kind
held in the past. Besides the games
a dinner will be served. The affair
will start at 10 o'clock in the morn
ny and continue until evening.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25

SCRANTON, p, Aug. 25- Nor
man c. Davidson, of Montclair, N.
j., was held today on a charge of
involuntary manslaughter in con-
nection with the death of Mrs. An
thony Priscarage Of North Scranton.
She was run down and killed last
night by an automobile driven by
Davidson, police alleged.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25
Perth Amboy
Personal M ention

A daughter was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. George Chapman, of High
street, recently.
Miss Eleanor Spawn, of Rector
street, is spending two weeks with
relatives at the Highlands.
Charles Hughes, Thomas Hoy and
Jasper Johnson, Of this city, visited
in Asbury Park Thursday.
Miss Eleanor Walters, Of Water
street, is spending a few days in
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25
Property Attached

NEW BRUNSWICK, Aug. 25:-
Sheriff Elmer Z. Wyckoff attached
yesterday a plot of property so x 1875
east on Eigh street, Perth Amboy,
in a circuit court action brought by
Charles Bitter 81 Co.. against Isa-
dore Kressen owner Of the property.
for $3.50 damages.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25
Edisnn,s Health Good

In a message yesterday to Frank
A. RYAN. secretary in the Office OF
Thomas A. Edison at West Orange,
N. J., Mrs. Edison said that her hus-
band was in the best of health and
spirits and had not been at all in
disposed.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25
NOTICE To CREDITORS

Joseph r.. Deegan. executor OF John
O,Brien, deceased, by direction Of the
Surrogate Of the County OF Middlesex.
hereby gives notice to the creditors Of the
said John O'Brien to bring in their debts,
demands and claims against the estate Of
the said deceased, under oath or affirma-
ito = within six months from this date or
they will be forever barred of any action
therefor against the said executor.
Dated August ?. 1923.
JOSEPH F. DEEGAN.
U-a,ufor
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25
COOLIDGE WILL RETAIN
SAWYER AS DOCTOR

WASHINGTON, Aug. 25:-A de-
cision to retain Brigadier General
Charles E.. Sawyer as physician to
the President was announced today
at the White House.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-08-25

PROPOSALS
WATERPROOFING EXTERIOR OF
HVn M q

Sealed bids and proposals will be re-
ceived by the Board Of Education of the
city Of Perth Amboy. N. J., on Thursday
evening, September 9Th, 1928 at 5 p. NJ,
Daylight Saving Time for interpreting
the exterior Of School No. 9.
Specifications may be procured from the
Secretary at his office in the High School.
The Board Of Education reserves the
right to reject any or all bids
BOARD OF EDUCATION,
ARTHUR e. GRAHAM,
Secretary.
New Britain herald., 1923-01-09
Art Needle Work

EMBROIDERED MODELS
 5pece Breakfast Set finished with ace S26 Now $500 9pece Luncheon Set x-stitch, S13OO Now $500 Lunch Cloth and Napkins finished with lace, was
 $15.O0 ........................N Now s5.Oo Pillow Tops, French knots S1200 ....... Now S2.50 Linen Library Scarfs $12O0. .......... Now S3.OG Large Fudge Apron $6 600. .......... Now $1.5e Fudge Apron was $500 Now 75c AprOn was $700. Now S2Oc Fudge Apron, $500 0................... Now 75c Chlds Voile Dress $18.00 ............ Now S3OO Luncheon Se cloth and four Napkins S2400 Now $500 Tan Linen Scarf, S10 Now S2.50 Bombing Jackets $700 ................. Now $1OO Dresser Scarf $500 O................ Now S1 OO Scarf, embroidered in stitch, S850 Now S2OO Card Table Cover $500 0.............. Now $1.OO Bombing Jacket was S6.0O ................ Now S OO Dressing Sacque, 5000 .............. Now S2OO House Dress, unbleached, $700 Now S2OO Card Table Cover black satin, 5000 Now S2OO Crib Cover, was $12O0 Now S25O
New Britain herald., 1923-01-09
Stamped Goods

piece Breakfast Set Art Cloth, white basket pat
 tern, was 59c Now 35c 90 Stamped Infants Dresses long and sort 69 Now 7c A Dresses white pique pink and blue chambray blue
 and white checked were S225, $25O $275 Now Sl.OO 5O R0mpers White crepe and were 39c Now 19c l6O Bbs, p patterns, were l9c and 25c Now 1Oc 100 36n Centerpieces and Scarfs, were 59c Now 39c 32 Breakfast Sets, were 59c Now 39c FivePiece Lunch Sets, were $135 ........ Now 75c
New Britain herald., 1923-01-09
Dresses

31 Twill Cords, braid trim were to S2500 .... Now 15 Twill Cords emb and button trim were to S35. Now 43 Canton Crepe and Duvetyns, to S2500. Now 26 Canton Crpe, Krepe Knts and Satin Backs,
 were to S35.OO. ........................ Now 59 Satin Canton Crepes, in all shades to S45 Now 21 Satin Velvets and Fancy Silk Dresses, were to
 S55.OO ....................... Now 23 Odd Silk Dresses, beaded and fancy trimmed,
 were to S59.5O ..................... Now 16 Canton, Chnchilla, Satin and Lace Dresses,
 were to S65.O0 ................... Now
New Britain herald., 1923-01-09
Knit Underwear


JeWelry
 Eight.Day Mahogany Clocks, were s995 Now S295 z Mems 7-Jewel 12 Size, Watches guaranteed gold
 filled Egin cases with mahogany presentation
 case, S995 Now $500 Women's IA kt. White Gold Filled 25 Year Case
 Wrist Watches were s12s5 Now sss5 198 5 in Rope Length Pearl Beads $249 Now $149 25O Forentine Ear Rings to S200 Now 95c 800 Pieces of Jewelry 95c Now 49c Big Assortment of Jewelry was 95c ....... Now lie Eight Piece Colonial Octagon Water Set of Shef.
 field Silver was s19e5 ................. Now s11ss Four Piece Tea Set, silver plate S595 Now S249
New Britain herald., 1923-01-09

Silks
 100 yards 36n Fancy Check and Stripes $ Now S1 OO 45 yds 20in. Fancy Bengalnes $150 Now 39c 50 yds 35.n. Black Tafeta $150 Now $115 50 yds 36-n. Silk Popin S125 ......... Now 39c 125 yds 40in. Crepe de Chine, S1.50 Now 9Sc 47 yds 36.n. All Silk Ratne, S200 Now $149 175 yds 3S-in. Georgette S150 ....... Now 9Sc 100 yds 36-n. White Sport Silk S200 Now S1.29 60 yds. 36in Taffeta light bue S200 value Now 69c
New Britain herald., 1923-01-09

392 WOmens Silk Hose all color $2 and $25O Now 300 Women's Silk Hose all coors, $325 Now $1.95 IA Women's Silk Hose were S32 ......... Now S275 372 Womens Mercerized Hose, 75c .. Now for S
 200 Women's Sport Hose, 79c ......... Now soc 19S Womens Wool Hose clocked were $35O. Now S175 100 Womens Silk Fibre Hose, were S Now SIPS
 10 Womens Black Wool Hose. $225 .... Now S1S5
 30 Womens Heavy Wool Hose were $3.25 Now $25O 100 Children's Lse Hose, were soc Now 35c
New Britain herald., 1923-01-09
Down Stairs Garment Store


Suedene, Beaverette trimmed were S22.75. ... Suedene. Beaverette and Caracul trimmed,
 were S3500. ..................... Shawsheen, Caracul collar and cuffs, were
 S04IO. Normandy Wolf collar and cuffs, were S49.75. IA Bovias Fox collar and cuffs, were S54.75. ... 19 Bolvias Fox, Australian Opossum and Nutria
 trimmed, were S59.75 .-................ 26 Andres Superior. Armandale and Bolivia, trim
 med with Beaver, Platinum Wolf, Caracul, grey
 Squirrel and blended Squirrel were S69.75. . B Sport and Utility, were S1975. ............... IA Sport Coats, were S1500. .................. 15 velours, throw collars, were s1S.75. .......... 21 Plush Coats, belted were up to S47.75 Now SIS
New Britain herald., 1923-01-09

5 Women's Kid Gloves, S50 .......... Now 21c 15O Chdrens Wool Gloves, 89c ......... Now 65c 9S Women's Gauntlet Fabric, S1.75 Now S159 200 Womens 2-Clasp Gauntlet Fabric, 79c Now 49c 90 Strap Wrist Fabrics S125 .......... Now 69c 15 -casp Real Buck s4OO ...,........ Now S250 120 Strap and Buckle Gauntlet s50. .... Now $1O0 460 Women's Kid Gloves, S275 ....... Now S1S9 A Treousse black 1casp pix. Kids, s250 Now S129
 IA Grey. Silk Lined Mochas, S325 Now S225
 75 Brown Mochas, S325 ............. Now S2.49
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-23
So Say We All of Us.

The street car was crowded as I
returned home from the matinee,
and l had again to resort to a
position as q strap-hanger. AS I
ewayed to and fro In perfect
rhythm my attention was at
tracted to a sharp-featured lady
Of about forty-five who sat in
front of me. and whom I judged
at once as being an old maid. In
tones that were none too mild she
was upraiding the faults Of the
young people Of the present day.
Farther down the aisle sat a
twentieth century damsel, busiIy
engaged In powdering her nose as
che shifted her head about and
looked into q small mirror. The
elderly lady noticed this, and,
turning to her companion with an
air Of disgust, said:
my sakes alive, I don't know
what the girls of today are coming
20. Why, I'd just as soon see a
young lady putting on her stock
tngs in public as I would a girl
powdering her nose"
$50 would l." 1 chimed in, nod
ding my head approvingly.-Whoo
Doc.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-23
Funny world, Isn't It?

heard . discounted student.
the other day murmur deiertedly:
"oh MA !. 80
I saw carpenter strike his
thumb. and heard him say: Damn
It to. - . .ts 80
In conversation, / heard snothsr-
person. assert that On a4certainr
occasion he had a -7. OF alsgOod II
time. d -. =,
I saw man meet a friend the
other day whom he had not seen
for long time and heard him ask:
How in -- are you?'
heard a heated argument In :.
which the contenders repeatedly
told each other to go to -=z--.
I heard a minister rant about
the hereafter. in terms Of -, :.
An. English, professor. only thee
other day took the whole class
hour to expound Qante's concep-
ton OF -% .s 49,
Now, honest.to-goodness. isn't
this p he'll of q world?- orphap3s. ~
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-23

send for the DOCTOR" said the
excited witness, this mans leg
q broken"
NO" said the victim, that
was q ten thousand dollar Rolls.
Jolts that ran over me. Send for
o lawyer.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-23
Going on Today

Sugarbowls on spots in table
Goth.
Automobiles on pedestrians.
Dogs on tramps.
After dinner lectures.
Burnt matches on stoves.
Ashes on floor.
Specs on noses.
Remarks on weather.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-23

Ned Bottom. the merry under
taler, says some men are 80
stingy they go and get drowned.