New Britain herald., 1923-10-06

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 ms inc Tanks won yesterday s.i. Ram
 b'no also got two singles against th,
 Athletics.
 This was tho Tanks 9th win Of tn,
 season.
 Cole showed great form y.st.rd,,
 and the Tygers beat the Browns o-I
 without an effort.
 The Indians pounded out q s-i Vic tory over the White Sox by virtue of shaute, holding the Chi men helples. at at bat.
 The Big Three open up today. Yale tacklins North Carolina, Harvard playing Rhode Island and tho Prince ton Tigers clawing at Johns Hcpkins.
 Luis Angel. once the wold bull. but now bit tanned, has got himself into another mess. A few days ago he took out first papers for American citizen ship
 Later he announced that he did it only to compliment Anerics, but he had no intention of becoming a citi zen-that little old Argentine was good enough for him.
 Now along comes the naturaiza. ton official who says that Firpo's declaration of intention must stand. that he can't return his first papers.
 yesterdays big league homers were hN Ruth. Picinich, Dussn and Hen dricks.
 Mickey Travers and Al Shubert will battle at the Foot Guard Armory in Hartford on October 2s.
 Tentative plans for Gibbons Car pentier bout in New York in January are being discussed.
 Robinson signs for three years more as the Brooklyn mentor
 Hartford High plays Bridgeport at | Bridgeport today while New Britain tackles Taft school at Watertoun.
 Talking about the world series, did you ever stop to think that:
 The wind used in yelling at one world series game would cool the Yale Bowl half full of soup.
 n | pire bum during any three games would tsfk the best looking girl in the world into kissing the ugliest man in the world.
 Forty per cent of the hot groundors missed would be caught if the players missing them were knock -knced.
 IT one man had the cigars smoked daily he could drop ashes on l23,456 parlor rugs If he had the cigars smoked at an entire series he could get elected sheriff.
 Cigarets smoked during one world :, series game placed end to end would '" "h from the Polo Grounds to Den < yer. The lengthy arguments about any one inning stood beside the Woolworth Building would reach 40 miles above the top. The distance taxi drivers carry t strangers en route to the game out of T ot their way is even more distant than - distant relations.
 Advice given by the bleachers to the players would last q doctor 700 years If the doctor sold it instead Of giving it away
 Late corners trying to reach their seats mash enough toes daily to make sausage for So families who really like sausage And 47 brand new cuss words arc added to our Ian. Guage daily by people whose toes have been stepped on.
 The number of foul balls in one game that would have been home runs f the field had been turned around ths ,ther way equals how many German marks you could get for dcllar it 1ou were so foolish.
 The money spent on three world eries games would buy a whole half ,int of real drinking liquor. All the bets placed on the entire cries summed up indicate the way of he bad guesser is hard
 The number Of hairs turned gray vhile waiting to sec f bong hies will e caught would make enough brushes Q spank boy who had rather read ook than see ball game.