The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-07
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The YNletids cards 81 aactuoas
rfuSee,
Tks shattered Dresdem oosU.
Signs be-: Then happy Chfist-
IL 0lg Over non ss
The angel solo. sOS're tod, Sots
dOaUn
Our Orave resolVes Om high,
Strikes from h6s reCOrde N,tth q
frogk,N
Pas pIsdUe that he'N % dr.
And Buys 70 oschesp be
bones, Is sMss
The ssos.-fog oath 81 Go.
Hon. good they looked Jan. Z
he moons,
But az bFols glosul
WITTY not New Year resOlutien
clubs2 STRUGGLING sinners
rnixht contribute weekly doles q
stern self.restraint. receiving the
principal III the form ~ . .certIti-
cate 81 total reformation the
opening day 81 1874. and the N
terese ii the shape of an expres-
sion such as was worn ~ q.
Anthony after he had given the
oueen 81 sheba the rate.
llNE afkidavit we're wiIllns y
s. sworn 70 riglut now a that
next year We won't raserv
hota1 table to waech tlle. GA
scamp out It cover charges Cf
10 per, no matter Il the vile has
mysteries.
r. Il ne purpose q this eOlua-
not only - b . ~ tlnes
riotoualy amusing. but occasion
any mentally stimulating. 10
cOrdinsiy, We append = hriek
PLANTATION Of the Euroreau ttla
ton. After its psrusal. yon need
never again sit silent tfor me
next - hours at least) revolving
murder plots against the polished
gentlemen whose course IN cnrrent
topics suffIces raptly 70 r1yet upon
him the burning eyes o. beauty
a4 the study sOirees Of the steve
dOreS Social Society.
EAROPB
THU Ahkund d vandalla has
preCipitated the seventy eighth
crises Of the present month BY
seizing the territory Of Bjazz nraia-
dated BY the High CounC Cf
Euraaian ClaiKn-J nmperB 70 the
Imperial Wizard 81 Baluchistah
Naturally this threatening move
has roughly resolved the xarious
powers into the following faetions:
a. Those who demand the return
Of Bjazz to the Wizard after .
general massacre Of the inhabi-
ants and extraction from the re-
gion Of al petroleum, snake OIL
and essence Of Juniper; Oh Those
who demand the retention u Bjazz
by the Ahlxund until . plehis
cite may be arranged in 1858 or
re or sometime; CD Those. who
demand Bjazz FOR themselyes.
While the situation at present
appears impossible Of. solution
without . general exchange Of
wallops. it IL believed that the
good offices Of the Commission
Of international Dips Diplomats,
In police parlanceD win eventually
convert the first two groups 70
the ideals Of group s.
This should be repeated RAPIDLY
until Doctor Whites wagon can
be back up to the door,
TEIE i've foot book shelf re-
minds me OF an anecdote
Of my maternal uncle's ado
lescence. He was reproached by
my paternal grandmother FOR not
reading the classics In preference
to Nick Carter. Jaw, I read ten
Of Shalzespeare's plays yestiddy,"
he rejoined. ten! for goodness
sakes, you'll put your eyes out!
What volume; tragedies, comedies
or histories?'' ''Aw, Il was
Lambs Tales"
TE7E Caronia rolled 30 heavily
in the worst Atlantic. stormo Of
several winters that there II talk
Of dry-docking and rechristening
her the "Careenia.'
NEARLY all her saloon win.
dowA were smashed. The
spirit Of Carrie Nation may have
been riding the gale.
PRACTICALLY every liner from
Europe was overdue one 70
three days. Ats nothing. The
bullion-freighters from the, other
side are three years off schedule
and haven't cleared from tho
Bank Of England yet.
WITH the radio rumpus aftIict.
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