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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-02-07
CHAMBER DRIVE
ADDS l45 NAMES
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munity really at heart, said one of
the workers.
A full program of activities for
the year has not yet been mapped
out by the Chamber officers, but such
program is now being carefully
worked upon and probably will be an
nounced following the annual election
of officers next week. One import
ant activity, it is certain, will be an
effort to secure one or more payrolIs
for Amercus before the current year
closes. The revised membership roll
with the number Of memberships
taken by each, follows:
Windsor Pharmacy --..-.-.----..... 1
Americas Construction Co... l
Americas Undertaking co... l
Sparks Grocery Co. -.----.,.-.--..---.-.- l
Rylander Shoe &c. ----.-......-.--...... /
Gyles-Andrews Furniture Co. 49,. /
Americas Undertaking Co. -.-...... /
| L. W. Rogers Co. .---------..-............- ]
| Southern Printers ..--.................... l
Virginia-Carolina Co. ..........---... !
| Farmers Cotton Oil Co. ....-......... 9
Herbert Hawkins ------..--....-............ !
Geo. d. Jones --....-.----.-.-........... =
Noreland-Jones Co. ----...-- ......... !
| MoOy A, 7to C,,,,,,i,, ~ ,
Commercial Warehouse --.-...-.......-
Jennings Bros. ---..-.........--........... !
H. E. Allen .---.--.-...-.--........... /
United Grocery Co. -.-..... .......-.... /
Acme Market ------.----.-.......-.....-... /
Nathan Murray --.--------.....-..-...... ]
w. j. Josey ---..----------...-..---......
]. J. Hanesley ------..-....-.....-.-... /
J. A. Davenport ..-....-..--..----.-..--. /
W. M. Andrews -----......-.-..........
Harris Hardware Co. -..-.......-..-..--.. /
E. L. Murray .-..---..---.----.---.-.......-. /
Pinkston Co. --.....------------.-..-----
Central of Ga. r. R. -----------.-.-.-.. 1
j. Ralston CargilI --------.---...-......-. /
Loving Oil Co. --------..,--..-.-,- 1
Americas Seed & Supply Co. -,--,. 1
CHRONOLOGICAL Hdw. Co.. 1
Georgia Grocery Co.. -----.---.-.,-.. 1
S. C. Red -.--...-.-----.--.-,-.-.-.. 1
Southern Bell Tel. Co. -.....-......-,. 3
A. c. Crockett -.-----.---.-.....--....- l
! W. 0. Easterlin ----.--.............--...... /
| Americas Oil Co. .---..-. ......--.-...-.. 4
4! Stephen Pace ..-..-.-.--..-...-.-.-.-.. /
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-02-07
ITCHING ECZEMA
DRIED RIGHT UP
BY THIS SULPHUR

Any breaking ont of the skin, even
fiery, itching eczema, can be quickly
overcome by applying a little Mentho-
Sulphur, says a noted skin specialist.
Because of its germ destroying proper
ties, this sulphur preparation instantly
brings ease from skin irritation, soothes
and heals the eczema right up and
leaves the skin clear and smooth.
1t seldom fails to relieve the torment
and Disagreement. Sufferers from skin
trouble should get little jar of Rowles
Mentho- Sulphur from any good drug
gist and use it like cold cream.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-02-07

For Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
and Saturday we are going to give
our customers two pairs of Shoes for
the price Of one pair, plus $1.OO.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-02-07

Don't take our word for it.
Don't depend on a strangers state.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-02-07

Mary, Dorothy, Irma and James
Booker and Elma Jolly.
Mr.. and Mrs. D. E. Phillips left
last week for Florida, where they
will spend month with friends and
relatives and visiting many points in
Florida and South Georgia.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1923-02-07
LIGHTED LANTERN
CAUSES LOSS TO FARMER

0hA1' FEB. 6.-Ben Stripping.
larmer, got up early in the morning
hghted his lantern and went out to
his Ford automobile to get some
gasoline from tank to put in his
truck. The gasoline was ignitcd
and the Ford, the garage and The
smokehouse nearby were DESTROYED
strenuous p effort on the part of Mr.
STRIPPING averted destruction of the
FUR SALE-VALENTINES. High
towers Book Store. - lat
Evening star., 1923-09-21
BANKER TESTS VALIDITY
OF SEPARATION CONTRACT
Beverly D. Harris Discloses Agree
ment to Pay Wife ST, 900 Month
ly Until Divorce
Py the Associated Press.


NEW YORK; September 2i-A sep
aration agreement in which Beverly
y. Harris, former vice president of
the National City Bank, agreed to
pay his wife, Eleanor e. l.. Harris.
an allowance Of $1,000 a month until
they were divorced, with a verbal
agreement that she would seek a di-
vorce within year, was disclosed
when Harris applied to the supreme
court to deterrpine it's validity
Harris is now suing his wife for di-
vorce, alleging&that six years after
their marriage in St Louis in 1915 he
discovered she had formerly lived
with Eli Raynor, "a common gam
bier"
In her answer Mrs Harris con-
tended her husband was barred from
prosecuting his action because he ex-
ecuted the separation agreement, su-
perceding a prior one signed in 1919,
after he had learned of the charges
he has preferred against her. Argu-
ment on the application is returnable
September 81.
The significance of Mrs. Harris con-
tention lies in the fact that should
the annulment suit be declared lille
gal, the banker will be forced to con-
tinue sending her $4,000 a year in
definitely.
Evening star., 1923-09-21

to be the best
substitute for the wild turkey-once
common, but now facing extinction.
Ut is planned to secure large num-
her of specimens. These will be taken
to an island off the coast of Georgia,
Where they viii be bred for number
of years Then, if they show pros
poets of living under northern condi-
ttons, they will be liberated.
Wild Turkeys Scarce.
The American wild turkeys are be-
coming fewer and fewer. Only rarely
Is one seen in the neighborhood of
washington. There are a few in Vir-
Elnla and West Virginia. Most of
swamps of Georgia and Florida.
where they are reasonably safe
me oscilated turkey is somewhat
smaller. 1t is much more brilliantly
Colored. Its feathers are of a rich
Sreenish blue. There are traces of
red on the head and neck Seen in the
woods the bird appears'all blue. 1t is
expected that il will be not only a
splendid eating fowl but a reasonably
easy mark because of its bright
colors.
The Malleis party is making its
headquarters at Belize. Much of the
hunting is carried on around the Lake
l'eten region in Guatemala, where
jungle wild life is abundant. A great
many specimens of birds, mammals
and reptiles have been sent back to
Washington. The hunters travel, en-
tirely on mule back. with native
guides, through the tangled masses.
IN letters from members received
mere the Guatemalan and Honduran
swampS are among the most beauti-
ful and at the same. time the most
treacherous places in the world.
Nari-COIored Reptiles.
1t is land of rainbow colored rep
tiles. Living, flashing arrows of red
and purple and brilliant green dart
among the bushes The most danger
Gus of these is the~lachesis, pit viper
of the same family as the rattlesnake
but more deadly. 1t has no warning
rattle, however. The first the hunter
knows is when he is bitten.
There are toads as big as water
buckets, which make a noise loud
enough to drown out the roaring of
lions after dark. There are frogs of
every color with checkerboard mark
jngs.
The expedition is making a special
effort to obtain a complete reptile and
amphibian collection. Many of these
! sent back will be studied and classi-
fed by Department of Agriculture
scientists. Although most of the spe-
cleS are known to science. they have
not been available for study here.
The fauna of the region, particu-
larly of British Honduras, has sell
dom been investigated by American
hunters. 1t is subtropical country,
one of the most favorable for the de-
velopment of beautiful and diversified
animal life.
The present expedition is obtaining
most of its transportation and guides
from Americanf business firms which
are interested in further exploration
of the jungles,f Considerable trouble
has been encountered with malaria,
which is the scourge. of this land,
where the mosquito still is supreme.
Evening star., 1923-09-21

Honore-a. bit more
sophisticated is this
dinner dress of silk
chiffon velvet, with
tiny cap sleeves of
chiffon--in black
brown or sapphire,
with a richly col.
ored beaded motif
at the waist for
contrast. $3.50.
Evening star., 1923-09-21
Young Peoples Underwear
in just the right ,0eight for
cool days-sizes to I6 years

Combination Suits, $2.2S; med
ium weight, q wool, with high
neck, long sleeves. knee or
ankle length; also round neck,
elbow sleeves. knee or ankle
length; sizes 2 to 10 years.
Young Peoples Knit Underwear. sectie
Evening star., 1923-09-21
Hl)NDttRtNF TURKEY
] IS SOUGHT BY i. S.
q H. +
-4- -1sEr
New Wild Game to Be intro
duced for American Hunt
ers' Benefit.

In jungle tangIes of British Hon
duras Department of Agriculture
hunters are seeking a new game bird
for American hunters-the oscilated
turkey.
Evening star., 1923-09-21
Flannel Middies
$3.50 to $3.50

should be i'll every schoolgirls
wardrobe; in red or navy, trimmed
in white, gold or black; sizes g
to p.
Girls Section. Fourth floor.
Evening star., 1923-09-21
Quilted Silk
Bath Robes. $3.50

for girls of 8 to 1S-are quite
the incest thing to wrap up in at
night-eSpecially if one is studying
in ones room; some of them are
charmingly embroidered-and fas-
ten with silk frogs.
Evening star., 1923-09-21
Boys Scotch Grain Brogues
or High Shoes---$7 Pair

the best you buy for your boytheyre of imported
Scotch grain leatherespecaly built for service they're
sure to get-wth good sturdy hard oak leather soles
and tor school, you could ask for nothing better.
A The brogues are sketched-the
S.sS!EvEEIE2e3sA smart rounded toes and perfora-
Ts tions, just the sort of thing boys
like; sizes IA to g.
Fourth
Evening star., 1923-09-21

1t is planHeu "
introduce this red
and blue tropical
fowl in o t h e
woods of the At
tic seacoast,
The expedition is
in charge of Har-
rV NJ q | e S, a
Wa shin gton man.
1t left here late in
March and will re-
turn this fall.
The Honduran
turkey is believed
to be the best
Evening star., 1923-09-21
Boys Fine Suits
$15.75 and $18.75

for general school and dress these excep-
tonaly good suits fabrics selected for atractivenes
quite much as for Sizes to 10 years.
Evening star., 1923-09-21
Young Fellows Suits
With Extra Trousers, $50

Suits that tailored expressly for the youth who
about to his first long trousers and who wants
style in his clothes. These borrow neither from boy
hood nor manhood but are perfectly fitted to the diff
cult in-between ages.
Tailored in ong-wearing tWeeds, cheviots, cashmeres
and worsteds in light and dark browns, fancy striped
and checked patterns gray blue and heather effects
The sketch shows the new, loose fitting, threebutton
sack modes-extrepely popular and stylish for youths
this fall and the other model, with fancy back, half
belt and four patch pockets-always well liked because
of its youthful smartness.
The extra trousers with each suit nearly double
wear Sizes 81 SO for youths from IA years up
MensC Section. floor
Evening star., 1923-09-21
according to our standard

You may buy suit for less-but our School
Suit at $12.75-with two pairs of knckers-is
the best suit you can buy at that price-and it's sa
suit worth buying
Evening star., 1923-09-21

Cosa-a lovely frock
of Canton and satin,
srnartIy EN- b roid-
cred; in French blue
and, black cocoa
/, and ! brown - and
rose and black.
5000.
Misses' Section. Fourth fcer
Evening star., 1923-09-21
L0UeIy CoIored MiIanese
Jersey Petticodts, SIS

for misses-have smart knife
pleated hounces-and there is
every smart Fall shade from which
to choose
PettieOat Section Third floor.
Evening star., 1923-09-21

Vests and Pants-ef % wool
vests with high neck. long
sleeves; or round neck and
elbow sleeves; pants in knee
or ankle length; priced ac-
cording to the Sizes to 10
ST, $1.15, $1.zS garment.
Evening star., 1923-09-21
Take the Baby With You
in This Tiny TOter-

It's comfortable, serviceable-folds
up easily-is light to carry-sub-
stantially made in every way.
Come in to the Toy Section and
see this new little "Toter." Priced
S5.75.
Toy Section. Fourth Gcor.
Evening star., 1923-09-21
Dainty Collar and Cuff Sets
81 and $50

Add Smart, Fresh Touch to Fail Frock or Sioeater
Ecru Collar and Cuff Sets embroidered in coors ST..
White Organdic fashions other charming of varied
styles $l.5o.
Roll Collars of Venice lace, ST.
Venice Lace Collar and Cuff Sets $l.5o.
Cream Embroidered Net fashions another becoming collar
and cuff for bateau round neck frocks, Sl.5o
Evening star., 1923-09-21
Fur-ColIared Coats
$39.50 and $49.50

the coats the Junior Girl will wear-coats with
a swagger cut-and an easy swing that she demands
and then, huge fur collars quite much for smart
for warmth plaids-stripes-and warm-look-
ing plain colors.
and Juniors Sections, Fourthh h~
Evening star., 1923-09-21
Granite Silk Hose, $1.9O
4re in All the Smdrtest Fall Shades
It's Getting Cool Enough NO,U for
FaII-Weight Underwear

neck sleeveless knee ankle ength
style with ribbon shoulder tghhttng knee regu
lar sizes, SI.5O; sizes, $175
Suits neck short sleeves knee length
high Dutch neck and elbow sleeves ankle
length. Regular sizes, SI75; extra sizes, S.
Section, rd Hoor.
Evening star., 1923-09-21
Topcoats for Girls, SIS

fashioned of those youthfully becoming woolens,
in all the brownish and gray shades-chinchlas
weather-gay plaids-and some of bolivia with fur
collars.
Evening star., 1923-09-21
- Woodward & Lothrop Suits for Boys

7 or 17-base ball fan or foot ball end-there's
a Woodward & Lothrop Suit to Fit You-a suit
tailored of fine fabrics-wth the attention to
those little details of tailoring that count for
so much in the looks and wear of a suit.
Evening star., 1923-09-21
It's Time for
aNetU Fall Clothes

and the Dressmaking School
opens just in time. for you to
have your new wardrobe
ready for the first cold
weather.
October 1st is the date-but
we say Register Now w--as
classes will be limited in
number.
lessons of Ia hours each,
IS.
Dressmaking School, Seventh floor.
Evening star., 1923-09-21

e Peoples Knit Underwear. Section, Fourth hoor.
Evening star., 1923-09-21
Hand aiIored Suits
$3.50 to $35

OF imported fabrcs-some imported suits-styled and
tailored by specialistsnew models. all
Sizes to 1o years.
Boys Shop Fourth floor
Evening star., 1923-09-21
School Day Clothes Dung Peoples Floor, Fourth
Sports Skirts
for Misses
$40 and $3.50

IL ii were not
for smart sports
$ kirtS S one
could not have
such a variety
of smart cos
t II m e S { o r
S c h o o for
with a skirt i'll
ones wardrobe
"a sweater and
several blouses,
the most be-
coming sort of
S c h o ol cos
tunes can be
managed. These
are of flannel,
Ill. L.. l
Evening star., 1923-09-21

wool Canton, camel's hair and
velvo knit-tucked. striped, checked
plain or wrapped.
Skirt Section. Third door.
The Washington times., 1923-10-02
$50 SW|NDLED
IN OIL DEALS,
IS BELIEF
Prominent Washington Busi-
ness Men Said to Have
Bought Stock.

Approximately $50 prominent busi-
ness and professional men of Wash
ington bought about 100000 worth
of the stock of the Occidental Oil
Corporation. which is charged be-
fore the Federal Trade Commission
with selling stock 'by false and
misleading representations it be-
came known today.
The concern was incorporated
under the Delaware laws, with an
authorized capitalization of $780,
600, and opened it's headquarters in
this city. The main offices wese
removed some time ago to Dallas,
Tex.
The Governments complaint,
under date of November 20, 1922,
named T. Frank Smith, as presi-
dent Of the corporation; w. r..
Charles. vice president, and T.. J.
Robling, secretary and treasurer.
According to the Governments
complaint, arguments upon which
were heard yesterday, the company
made various false and misleading
assertions as to its properties and
assets. 4 The corporation had seven
sixteenths interest in two wells
near Wichita Falls, Tex. These
wells were abandoned for non-pro-
duction last April.
The Washington times., 1923-10-02
COL oNIAL CAVALIERS
RE.oRCANlzE ORDER

Reorganizatiop Of the Order oi
Scions Of Colonial Cavaliers, follow
ing the death OF the head Of the
order, DIR. Charles w. de Lyon
Nichols. has been completed, and
new officers elected. It was an.
nounced today.
The reorganization meeting took
place recently at the home OF
Thomas G. Washington, 1853 North.
ampton street northwest.
New officers Of the order are;
Daniel Smith Gordon, Of Washing
ton. palatine general: Thomas G.
Washington, Of Washington, first
deputy palatine general; DR.. Catesby
ap Catesby Jones, Of New York, sec
ond deputy palatine general; w,
Lanier Washington, OF New York.
third deputy palatine general; John
Ridgely, jr., Of Baltimore, Nd,
fourth deputy palatine general: John
Wentworth Calvert, OF washington,
The Washington times., 1923-10-02
TRADE BOARD To
HAVE SPECIAL
NIGHT
Marine Officers VIII Discuss
Plans for Army-Marine
Football Game.

The first fall meeting of the
Washington Board of Trade, Tues
day, October 8, will be in the nature
of District night according to
plans made by the board of directors
at their first meeting late yesterday
afternoon.
Among the speakers will be Mai.
Gen. John A. Lsejeune, commandment
of the marine corps; Brig. Gen. Smed-
ley d. Butler, commander of the
marine East coast expeditionary
force, now on it's way to Washing
ton; Major j. Franklin Bell, District
Engineer Commissioner, and Lieut..
Col. c. o. Sheriff., officer in charge
of public buildings and grounds.
The marine officers will discuss
plans for the coming Army Marine
football game: December 1.
Reports OF the committees on
parks and reservations, streets and
avenues and public order will be con-
sidered.
The board of directors yesterday
elected to membership l.. c. Mac
Pherson, P. c. Soyez and Millard f.
West.
The Washington times., 1923-10-02
TEST OF SEARCH.
WARRANT IN
COURT
Appeals Justices to Decide
Plea That informant Must
Be Named in Writ.

The question as to whether names
Of persons on whose information
search warrants for violators OF the
narcotic, counterfeit, or other Fed
eral statutes should be revealed by
the Federal Government when issu-
ing such warrants was Submitted
for decision to the Court of Appeals
yesterday.
The point arose in the case Of
the United States against Maude P.
Schencks, alias Maude Briscoe. in
which the latter was sentenced by
the District Supreme Court to five
years in prison for violation of the
Harrison narcotic act. The search
warrant on which she was arrested
did not bear the name Of the per-
son giving the information on which
the police arrested the woman. The
The Washington times., 1923-10-02

ticipate in the annual good fel-
lowship cruise" which will reach
Washington October IL, after pass
ing through York, Pa, Baltimore,
Norfolk and Newport News.
The automobile caravan is ex-
pected to reach Washington in the
early morning of October IL and
the party will have breakfast at
the Hotel Raleigh. The members
will then march to the Ellipse,
where they will be taken on a
trip by members OF the
Wahsington Chamber of Commerce.
President Coolidge will receive them
at 1890 o'clock. Following q
luncheon as the guests of the
Chamber of Commerce, the party
will leave for home.
The Washington times., 1923-10-02

fifth deputy palatine general; Dr.
Joseph q. B. Bulloch. Of washing
ton, registrar general and chancellor;
the Rev. Meade Bolton MacBryde, Of
Washington. chaplain general; Col.
Edgar Erskine Hume. u. 8. A., SUR
gson general: Kenneth Stuart Cor.
don, Of washington. secretary gem
eraI; Francis b. Culver. OF Baltimore.
historian general; Thomas G. Wash.
ington, OF Washington. treasurer
general, and Lyon Gardiner Tylor,
OF Richmond, Va, keeper Of the seal.
The Washington times., 1923-10-02
ASKS I.c. 6. TO lNcRE Ase
COAL Fri EIGHT 10 CANADA

Congressnaan John Jacob Fsogess
of Massachusetts has urged che
Interstate Commerce Commission q
establish high freight rates that
win put the brakes on'' the ship.
ping Of American coal to Canada.
President Coolides Is considsrine
his recommendation
Rogers said ii : letter TO the com
mission that 2,sS6,osl tons 81 hard
coal were shipped from this coun-
try into Canada between October i,
1922 and April so, last. the period
when the citizens Of this country
suffered % badly for lack OF coal
In the same seven months Of the
preceding year, 1,7s6.25S tons had
been shipped: More than S,0OO.0OG
tons OF soft coal were sent there
in the Iseven lmOnths ot the last
winter season.
The Washington times., 1923-10-02
15-MILE PACE SAVES
POTTSVlLLE MANS LIFE

louisville, Oct. 2.--If Harry
Hummei, of this city, had not been
driving his automobile at exactly
fifteen miles an hour he would
have been shot dead. While driv-
ing in Market street a bullet passed
over Hummel's head and crashed
through the windsieId. A little
slower rate Of speed and he would
have been in a position where the
bullet would have gone through his
head.
1t is believed it was a stray bulles.
The Washington times., 1923-10-02

court took the matter under con-
sideration.
The District Supreme Court has
already decided, in a booknaking
case, that all Federal search war
rants must conform with the pro.
visions of the sedition act. which
requires the name Of the informant.
The Washington times., 1923-10-02
PRESIDENTS PROGRAM

$50 a. m.-Dr. Franklin
Martin.
10 a. m.-Howard Elliott.
chairman hoard of directors,
Northern Pacific railroad.
1890 a. m.-Gray Silver.
10:45 a. m.-George Wey-
mouth, editor Of Farm Lite,
Spencer, Ind.
IL a. m.-Cabinet.
1:3O o. m.-Washington cor
respondents.
1880 p. M Governor Hart, OF
Washington State. Luncheon.
$3.50 d. m.-Ernest Harvier.
at request of the Attorney
General.
The Washington times., 1923-10-02

Food Choppers. Ideal
for grinding all kinds Of
meats as well al vege-
tables, complete with 4
cutting knives. Family
size. Regularly @1 lS
$1.75, special. :. W'1O
The Washington times., 1923-10-02

Br cad Mixers.
Made OF heavy
block tin. Will make
from 2 to 6 loaves
of bread. Regularly
$2.65, spe- Q1 90
cial ...... W4eVO
The Washington times., 1923-10-02
zangwiH Coming Soon.

LONDON. Oct. 2.--Israel zang.
viii is going to New York TO ad-
dress the American Jewish Con-
sress this month. Among other
things he win analyze American
attacks on the Jews and win deal
with the work for the protection Of
the Jews in Eastern Europe.
The Washington times., 1923-10-02

Tea Pots. English
earthenware, milan
band style, as illustrated.
Choice of 4 and Soup
size S. Regularly Coz
SOC & CSC, special OOC
Fourth Floor.
The Washington times., 1923-10-02

wash boards with re-
verElbie rubbing surface.
Family size. Rogu- QON
iaFly 49c. SpNcIal. U0
Fourth Floef.
The Washington times., 1923-10-02
ADVERTISEMENT.
STOP ITCHING ECZEMA
Penetrating, Antiseptic Zemo
Will Help You

Never mind how often you have
tried and failed, you can stop burn
ing, itching Eczema quickly by ap-
plying Zemo furnished by any drug
gist for 35c. Extra large bottle,
$1.0O. Healing begins the moment
Zemo is applied. In a short time
usually every trace of Eczema, Tet-
ter, Pimples, Rash, Blackheads and
similar skin diseases will be re.
moved.
For clearing the skin and making
It vigorously healthy, always use
Zemo. the penetrating, antiseptic
liquid. When others fail it is the
one dependable treatment for skin
troubles of all kinds. Zemo Soap,
25c-Zemo Ointment. SOC.
| Zemo !;
ron SKIN lRRITATIONe
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1923-04-27
THE POOR EDITOR

Flowery and long is the wedding
notice which the editor printeth. The
minister getteth ten bones. The groom
standeth the editor off for a twelve
month subscription. All flesh is grass
and in time the wife is gathered into
a silo. The minister getteth his bit.
The editor printeth death notice,
two columns of obituary, three lodge
notices, a cuhit of poetry and card
of thanks. And he forgeteth to read
proof on the head and the darned
thing cometh out: "Gone to Her Last
Roasting Place." And all that are
akin to the deceased jumpeth on the
editor with exceeding great vigor. And
they pulleth out their ads and cancel
leth their subscriptions and they
swing the hammer unto the third and
fourth generatiOn.-Ex