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New Britain herald., 1923-01-26
Facts and Fancies
 tBY ROBERT 0uILJ,ENh

Europe must learn that the end of cooperation is ration
 We need another amendment to give parents equal rights with their children.
 Woman wasn't invented to share mans troubles. Adam didn't have any troubles until he got Eve.
 The ideal husband is just a mere man properly trained by an ideal wife.
 There's one consolation. If the economic structure of Europe col lapses, it won't have far to fall.
 The best way to overcome the be- lief that all doctors are quacks is to get sick and need one.
New Britain herald., 1923-01-26

Why have unbreakable wind shields? It is hard enough to dive through one of the things now.
New Britain herald., 1923-01-26

So live that you need never tell the reporters that you hope your case will be lesson to other young men.
New Britain herald., 1923-01-26
rAPIToL .A JOKES

RN CHARLES R. CREST ', s, Representative Ir0m Georgia,
 Ilinl District
New Britain herald., 1923-01-26

fhs anlF profitable sdauising medium "a ths etss, Circulation haeks sna press room always eReR 10 advertisers,
New Britain herald., 1923-01-26
Mtmh.r ef f.lr s.safla.sa rrss.

The Assf eiatsa Rress is exclusively enttsiea te fha use far republication sf sh asss ersdiisi ts II or rat otherwise eFeaNea h thir RansF and also leeal Hess pub sshei haFein,
New Britain herald., 1923-01-26

hashess sres ,,tstsssstssssstssssHt' s,, EdtsTisl Reams t,,,,,sssss'tss'ss''s' sR'
New Britain herald., 1923-01-26

Belgium is considering setting aside large area in the eastern Congo mountain region as a refuge for goriua&
New Britain herald., 1923-01-26

The grief at parting is explained by the fact that the American army Of occupation was the chief occupation of the residents.
New Britain herald., 1923-01-26

An od-timer can remember when slate was something to figure prob lems on and not fuel.
New Britain herald., 1923-01-26

If hooteh costs SIP quart. and the car has eight cylinders, what will the speedometer read at dangerous curve?
New Britain herald., 1923-01-26

You may, tip your soup plate the wrong way and yet escape the wait CTS sheer if you tip him the right way.
New Britain herald., 1923-01-26

It takes three generations to make d gentleman, and only one bad guess in the stock market to make a hobo.
New Britain herald., 1923-01-26

Correct this sentence: Mother, l insist that you rest" said the flapper. while l wash the dishes"
New Britain herald., 1923-01-26

quantity production is moderr innovation Huh How old is the guinea pig family?
New Britain herald., 1923-01-26
TELEPHONE eALLs

Entered st the Post eAaas at Sew BrlEsiT
 As Second Glass Mat Matter,
New Britain herald., 1923-01-26
New Britain Herald

HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY assusa nslls. suasaE Bkespssal, At Herald Blas- q ehaFsh siFsss,
New Britain herald., 1923-01-26

Another thing that tends to make war unpopular is the string of in- dictments that follow it.
New Britain herald., 1923-01-26

Cars that are run into are always "a way over on my side of the street" It seems to be dangerous place.
New Britain herald., 1923-01-26

SUBSCRIPTION RATES ss aa s Year. si.es fhEss Menihs,
 Fss Mgnth,
New Britain herald., 1923-01-26

Europe must learn that the end of cooperation is ration
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-10-07
SAVE THE GAS BILL
Timely "DO's and Don't" For the
Home Owner.

The following DOS and Don't"
for gas users are suggested BY the
United~ States bureau Of standards.
a government department at Wash
ington:
Cooking burners should be in cor
rect position. They should be
about 1 IA inches below the bottom
of the cooking vessel.
Rusting of ovens can almost be
eliminated by opening the oven
door slightly for few minutes after
burners are lighted, permitting escape
Of a greater part of the moisture,
preventing too rapid condensation.
Remember gas is no hotter ten
minutes after burner is lighted
than the instant it is lighted.
Turn out gas and relight it again
in event there is an interval when
same is not needed. Matches are
cheaper than gas.
Keep burners of gas range clean
by washing them in boiling water
and soda at least once n month and
have them dry before using. This
will save gas.
Don't bake a pie or biscuits alone
III gas oven. Use .aS oven 10 IT'S
fullest capacity on baking days.
Plan to have baked dinner when
you bake.
Use triple sauccpans set over
one burner. You can cook three
vegetables for the cost of cooking
one. Ordinary saucepans will cook
one vegetable at time.
Don't use the giant burner on
your gas range until you have food
ready to go on fire. Don't allow Il
burner TO remain lighted without
being in use.
Don't heat kettle full Of water
when you only want a quart.
Don't keep a full flame under
container when water has reached
boiling point. Turn down the flame
or set utensil over small simmer
burner.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-10-07
CARPET FOR FLOOR
Returning Favor Is Noted by Home
4. Furnishers.

There is tendency noted to re-
turn TO the entirely carpeted floor
in the home of today. Rugs laid di-
rectly on a wood floor have held al
most complete sway for a decade or
more with the housewife who is dec
Grating her home. Several of the lead
ing New York decorators are now rec
ommending carpets to their clients.
Investigation shows several rea-
sons for the tendency, but before
enumerating them It should be noted
that the carpeted floor is being used
almost exclusively in the permanent
home and not in the apartment where
the tenant may move at few days
notice and wants rug that can be
easily rolled NJ and carried with him.
il is felt that the prime reason for
the popularity of the entirely car
peted floor is the growing realization
that such floor covering of the prom
err tone and design. if any. is the
most suitable foundation for any dec
orative scheme that may be applied
TO the room. The old objection that
carpets cannot be kept properly clean
has been eliminated with the intro
duction Of efficient vacuum cleaners.
Another point is that in the modern
: house. many of the rooms are Of ir-
regular shape and difficult 10 cover
properly with a rug. but 4 CARPET can
Be made to fit any outline. In these
same modern houses. space is often
very condensed and a floor entirely
covered with a carpet lends the i'm
preston of a larger room ~ wider
hall than could be attained with q
number Of scattered rms. In larger
sreas. very pleasing effects are bcin;
obtained by placing rugs over the
Garnet.
In older houses where tho wood
floors have lost their original beauty
Of color and grain, carpeted floors are
the solution.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-10-07
FINANCING THE HOME NO
LONGER HAS TERRORS THAT
1T AT ONE TIME HAD
Always Desirable That the Lot Shall Be Unencun-
bered When Starting to Build-Several
Practical Plans.

difficult to place a first mortgage OF
10 TO 20 per cent of the total house
and lot value. The remainder will be
TAKEN care Of by second mortgage.
For instance, if your house Is TO
cost $4,000, you will be able to get a
first mortgage of at least $500. With
first payment Of $500, then the
second mortgage need only be arranged
for $1,000. The same procedure would
be in order, whether the cost of the
house WAS more or less.
A state bank will nearly always
take firSt-class mortgage, but
usually the second mortgage must be
offered to other institutions or indivi-
duals. Contractors are often willing
TO take the second mortgage in part
payment of their services.
Membership in building and loan
association is one of the most prac-
ticable and satisfactory ways in which
to arrange for financing home
There are many such associations, en-
tirely reputable. You become mem
Der by subscribing for stock. payable
in weekly or monthly installments OF
% cents or more per share. The num-
Der of shares you contract for depends
of course, upon how large loan you
desire.
When your payments are equal to
from 20 to 80 per cent of the amount
you need to build your home. you will
obtain the loan by assigning your
stock to the association, in addition
to giving Il first mortgage on both the
house and lot to the association. The
mortgage is only for the amount be-
tween the total cost and the money
you have paid in.
After this has been arranged. all
you need do is to keep on paying into
the association the regular monthly
installmcnts. plus the interest on the
mortgage. This stock continues 10 pay
dividends. and when the dividends
anod the earnings equal the par value
of the stock. you transfer the shares
to the association. and in turn you
receive title TO The pronprtV
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-10-07
We Paw
4 $50
On Your Savings

Interest Compounded Every Six Months
By saving part of your earnings each week month
you can soon reach your goal-"Your Home Beauti-
full"
Most people date their real happiness from the time
they opened their first savings account. More than
that their first real independence dates from that
time.
Thrift is the keystone I'M the arch
of success and avithOut 1t one
acheUe business success
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-10-07

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Fl mt Graves excitement and each reel
finds him imbedded more and more
into hazardous situations that give
this production every conceivable
kind of a kick. In Burn EN- Up
Barnes the first feature vehicle,
audiences throughout the country
were SAID to have howled with delight
at the many amusing situations ar
forded them by this stellar comedian,
Sure Fire Flint" featuring this
same comic OF the screen Ia reported
to be possessed of yer more side
splitting situations that coordinate
nicely with some highly m-elodramatic
moments furnished by such stellar
screen players rs Doris enyon, cd
mund Breese. Robert Edeson. Effie
Shannon, j. Barney Sherry and
Charles Gerard. In view OF this ex-
cellent combination of clean comedy
and genuine drama. Sure Fire Flint"
will in all probability do more thar
please the patrons of the Iris.
, 1923-05-18
BIC ATTRACTION Booked
FOR COLUMBIA, IS SAID

What promises to be the musical
event of the yea is the engagement
OF tho BILLY Maine" company Of rs
people which opens an indefinite en-
gagement at the Columbia Sunday.
Manager AL Harris made a special
trip TO Denver to see the company
in action and lost nc time in signing
contracts for its appearance here.
The Maine show Is one Of the biggest
tabloid musical companies on the
road today and it takes one Of the
largest baggage coaches used to
transport its wardrobe. cenery and
effects.
The big overseas revue, Some
where in France" will be the opening
attraction. Newspaper critics from
all over the country herald 1t as the
brightest. breeziest and best dressed
musical show on the road today. Ths
gowns worn by the different members
OF the company are exquisite crea-
lions Of the Parisienne art. The same
costumes were seized by the U. $.
customs collector at the port OF entry
and were being held at the valuation
OF ten thousand dollars upon which
they expected to collect duty. but as
they were entered at Paris as tools
of trade" they were allowed to enter
duty free. Many OF these same
gowns will be seen in the production
Sunday.
Billy Maine himself will be seen in
the character of Private Goldbrick"
and the critics say the manner In
which he extracts the laugh is sim
ply astounding. The company car
rles a number of well known vaude-
Vile artists and there will be no lack
of variety in any OF their perform
ances.
There will be continuous shows
Sunday and Manager Harris
those who can to attend the after
noon performances
, 1923-05-18
'N0B0DY's MONEY WITH
JACK AND wanda SCORES

Jack Holt and Wanda Hawiey scor.
another triumph when they pro-
duced "Nobooy's Money" This live
ly film which is now playing at the
Rialto theater is different from the
things which Holt has been doing in
the past. having been cast in a Light
er vein.
A crook and a book agent succeed
In stirring up enough excitement in
a certain section of the country to
eject one mar governor who might
have lost II It had not been for the
splendid aid he received from tho
transients. As a result the book agent
which is played by Jack Holt. is in
line for the hand OF the lovely daugh-
ter of the governor and takes advan-
tage Of this by being first in line.
Two journalists who write under
the name of Douglas Roberts in order
that they may break publishing con-
tracts and avoid paying their income
tax have a large part in the story
, 1923-05-18

Never make light of constipation
or any one OF its symptoms-there is no
telling what disease you may be head
ing intoi Tho ono thing to do
IMMEDIATELY-is to fight consti-
patton to the last ditchi Not with
pills or cathartics; they cannot givo
you lasting relief Not with foods
with a low bran content; they do not
have tho bran-bulk to do the work.
What you need, what will give you
permanent relief is Kellogg Bran
because it is ALL BRANi Kellogg 3
is scientifically prepared to relieve
constipation. 1t will relieve the chronic
case or the mild case. You need It,
your family needs it'll
But, you must eat Kellogg's Bran
regularly-each dayl At least two
tablespoonfuls; in chronic cases this
amount with each meali And, eating
Kellogg's Bran is a delight rather
, 1923-05-18
MERRY MELANGE OF
SPEED, COMEDY AND
DRAMA At THE IRIS

Speed. comedy. action and drama
all merrily intertwined in a melanse
OF six fast reels OF acton is promised
the patrons OF the Iris theater today
and Saturday. when Sure Fire
Flint" featuring Johnny Hines. is to
begin a weeks engagement.
The story of Sure Fire Flint
adapted from the story Of the same
name as It appeared in Ace High
Magazne ne. and written by Gerald c.
Duffy. has all to do with the hectic
experiences encountered by Flint. and
aptly nicknamed Sure Fire Flint"
because OF his dynamic temperament
and his utter disregard for danger
and the soft. easy path Of least resist
ance.
According to the advance reports
, 1923-05-18
Rehabilitation
Chance UnWise,
Civilians Say

WASHINGTON. May IA -eso-
luton declaring 1t unwise to ask CON
gress to make any changes in the
present rehabilitation act was adopt.
ed unanimously at tho concluding
session yesterday OF the conference
of civilian rehabilitation officials,
representing various states. social
workers and government officials
Gu led by the federal board for vo'
cational education.
The resolution requested that con-
gress appropriate 81, 900. 900 annually
for expenditures in cooperation with
the states and s75. 900 a year for ad-
ministrative expenses of the federal
board.
, 1923-05-18
FIGHT AGAINST
j. 8. CONTROL
OF COAL URGED
Former Governor Of West
Virginia Says Move
ment Is Pending.

NEW YORK. May IS. - John J.
cornweIl. former governor of West
Virginia today urged the National
Association OF Manufacturers to
take a definite step against national
lzation OF coal.
whether the miners organization
viii make an issue. at the expiration
of the present contract. of the six
hour day and five day week. remains
to be SEEM" he said. ct do feel GER
tain, however. that soone or later
the miners organization will make
an issue of the naturalization of the
coal mines and viii fight 1t out with
q strike.
oHencc. whatever our troubles may
be with respect to the fuel supply.
IT seems to me that we should set our
faces sterniy against Yielding to this
demand, which will be made within
the next few years and which will
have to be faced and fought"
II the miners and other organized
labor groups carry their fight sue
cessfully through congress he assert
ed, the labor groups also wou, be
powerful enough to fix their own
rates of pay and determine their own
working conditions.
Mr.. Cornwell said he believed that
the large could aid in
stabillzing distribution II they were
willing and abe to store a larger
quantity OF coal than they ordin-
arily do and thus stretch coal pro-
duction over the entire year.
, 1923-05-18
keIIogg's Bran is natures relief
from the terriers OF constipation!

than o hardship. 1t has a delicious,
appealing nut-like flavor that wins tho
most fastidious appetite.
Every day when you cat Kellogg's
Bran as a cereal, sprinkled on your
favorite hot or cold cereal or cooked
or mixed with hot cereals, think of
the health every spoonful contains for
you'll Think how Kellogg's Bran is
sweeping and cleansing the alimentary
tract; how it is driving out the toxic
poisons and freeing your system from
dangers of dreaded diseasesi Your
physician will recommend it.
Kellogg's Bran is extra-delicious
made into countless bakery patches.
Recipes on every package.
All grocers sell Kellogg's Bran; It
is also ~obtainable at Erst-class hotels
and clubs in individual packages. Ask
for it at your restaurant.
, 1923-05-18
LEFT IN SAND BY
CHILD REVEALS FATE;
BODY FOUND IN RIVER

SARATOGA. wyo.. May IS. =
Marks left in the sand by a toy
which the child had been dragging
revealed the fate of the 2h-year-old
son of James Pope, n ranchman.
leading searchers to the brink of
the North Platte river. The child's
body. lodged against a snag. was
found some distance below the scene
of the drowning. The child wander
ID to the river while at play.
, 1923-05-18
How's Your Stomach?
Amy Weakness or Distress?

Red Cloud. Nebr.-"Some time ago
I wrote to DR.. Pierce's 1nvalids' Hotel
for his advice in regard to my stom-
ach trouble, which 1 was sure was
neuralgia. 1 began taking DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
along with the 'Anurio Tablets and
feel that l have been greatly bene-
nted by their use. I had about given
up when l wrote DR.. Pierce-now I
am feeling fine. I have every faith
in DIR. Pierce's medicine."-Mrs. Dorm
Coleman.
II YOU need a buiiding-up tonic for
stomach and blood obtain DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery from your
nearest druggist, or write DR.. Pierce.
President Invallds' Hotel In Buffalo,
y. T.. for free medical sdvies.-Ad-
vertissmant
, 1923-05-18

and may be said to be the ones who
set the wheels Of action moving.
One or two surprises are reserved
for the last part OF the play. All of
them work into the plot wei. but can
not DO g earlier in the story be-
cause of the quickness of the action.
, 1923-05-18
Millions depend on S:S.S.
to purify their Blood

mower. It builds red-blood-celis.
ia what makes fighting pow
ar And fighting power destroys
imuuritiesl 1T alwayg v.1sl =
arhts pimples, 1t fights skin erup.
tons, it fights rheumatism
builds nerve-power-thinking pow
er. These are the reasons wnlcn
havc made s. 8. 8. today me sfeeas
est blood-cleanser. body-ouiider anu
success builder.
, 1923-05-18

BUSINESS MEMS BARGAINS
Shelf warmers and left overs OF
broken lines are on sale the balance
Of this week. Don't miss these bar
gains. The Mills Co., S~tationers. $40
East Second St.-Advertisement.
, 1923-05-18
Car Shortage
Is Possibility
With Santa Fe

CHICAGO. May 1s.-Inquiries are
being received by the Atchison. To-
peka and Santa Fee railroad whether
there viii be sufficient cars to handle
tho heavy business this year. Presi-
dent w. b.. Storey said.
I'VE hope to have them" he said.
but our ability to furnish cars do
ponds not only IN our own efforts
but on tho ability OF all the roads
in the United States to function
properly. Since January l, nearly
ten per sent more cars OF CONNER
cial freight have been handled than
in the corresponding months OF
1920. the record year. In the same
months the car shortage has been
reduced by one-half. These figures
mean constructive effort by both
shippers and carriers"
, 1923-05-18
CuNCE tn 81

ONCE tn q
days of the
Cherokee In
dams, man has
relied upon ma
ture to pro
u certain
b PARKS an q
herbs to puri'
fly the blood
To-day, thu
, 1923-05-18

Miss May Francis is the new state
superintendent of public instruction
OF Iowa
, 1923-05-18

manufacturers OF .. :. .. r-tain
,hnusands Of tons OF these certain
tnou end herbs annually and pre-
D ara IN concentrated form. scien.
Pare fsnca,iV proportioned. that great Tss
bi00 Sby s. s. s., since 1925, has
been such a great suoee, Serweight
meant to millions or unu d, mel,
men and women a plu Sa blood
strength. 8. 8. s. punos ot'
, 1923-05-18

Bed bug Juice. guaranteed to kill
all vermin: will not stain bed cloth.
ing Apco Products Co. Phone 2s6,
, 1923-05-18
POPULAR SONGS

You Know You Belong to
Somebody Else.
Dearest. you're the Near
est to My Hearth
Nora Bayes. ASSOC Use
Down Hearted Blues.
Gulf Coast Blues.
Bessie Smith A-3s44 Use
, 1923-05-18

Tho World L. Waking for
the Sunrise.
Out Where the Blue Begins.
Charles Hart. A-3ss5 75e
, 1923-05-18

Mr.. James chaioupka. Camp sne'-
r.n school. chiiiieothe, Ohio. writes;
~ feel like a new ma after fakins
ss.S. It gave me a better appstits
snd cleared my skin OF piH'piss and
bIaekheads."
, 1923-05-18

Coal Black kamzy.
Al JoIssA
i;--y lazy. Shannon -Four.
A-3964 7sc
, 1923-05-18

Try Il yourself. 8. 8. g; Is sold
n. ali good drug stores. The large
ave Is more economical. Get . ooe
tie todayi
, 1923-05-18
OUT TODAY
DANCE MUSIC

Farewell Blues.
Snakes Hips. Fox-Trots-
The Gsoroians. A-3s64 75c
, 1923-05-18

to the advance reports.
, 1923-05-18

Sirloin Steak, lb. -.-35c
T-Bone Steak, lb--35c
Chops, Id. --..35c
Choice Pot Roast ..25c
Shoulder Boil, lb..-.17Nc
Breast, fine stuffed 12hc
, 1923-05-18

Wonderful One.
Red Noon Waltzes.
Columbia Dance Orchestra.
Assoc 75o
, 1923-05-18

You Know You Belong 10
Somebod5 Else.
Crying for You. Fox-Trots-
The Ldnin Orchestra.
Assoc Use
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-08-03
BROTHER OF LOCAL MAN
WINS $4,000 TROTTING RACE

Fred Edman, brother of Chas.
Edman of this city. won frst place
In the $4,000 race at Kalamazoo.
Michigan. last Wednesday when he
flashed his fine trotter, Favonian
under the wire ahead OF ten start
ers. The Kalamozoo Gazette in re-
porting the event says: "Favonian
piloted by his owner and driver.
Fred Edman Of Memphis. won the
Exchange Clubs $4,000 stake for
2:0S trotters, at the same time
trotting a mile in 2:03 Ia. there
by setting a new mark for the
premier trotting event, raced annu-
ally at Recreation park. Edman's
victory was one OF the most brill
liant and sensational in the history
Of the race. incidentally. his share
Of the purse was $500"
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-08-03
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yuu," said Mr. Wren. who managed tO
get 4 word In Ut last. Il would be
looking now for place to live II you
had not stopped me to scold me"
"Scold," screamed his wife. "Why.
how can you say such thing? ! never
scoid. Mr.. Wren, unless you call stund.
Ing up for my rights scolding. Now.
tell me why we can't 20 back to our
old home"
u was trying TO tell YOU" said her
husband. but you talked 20 fnst did
not get n chance. There In some one
In our old home. I told you We should
be very late. stopping ~ often. but
you would have your own way. and
now you see whnt you get"
Mrs. Wren WINS hopping and flirting
her tail. trying to stop her husbands
chatter. but ne had the chance to talk
and he meant TO keep II.
"You found ~ much fault and
stopped 10 scold me 80 often all the
way up that We will have to hunt for
n new home"
Mr.. Wren stopped to get his breath
and Mrs. Wren began At once. "who
has our homer We will 60 right over
and order them out. guess II you
can't stand up and hsht for our
rights. Mr.. Wren. ! can: and lucky for
you that you have me around"
"Coinc back!" called Mr. Wren. II
have found q better home-a hole IN
q tire where no one else has . home.
and nearby are plenty of nice little
stiets and some straw. too"
Mrs. Wren forgot about the old
homs. "Come." she said TO her hus-
band. and - they few away Mr..
Robin heard her say. II expect I shall
have to throw out half Of them: you
always sst the wroas sort whea ws
build"
whea Ms. Robia eans home. his
wife said. II have ssssd sst Why ne
wrsas are % late n gstttns North.
They srsivsd tolay nd thsy at foe Q
while - . liaso ef tAis tsee.
1T n bscavss Mn. wrsa seops -
ofssa 10 sco,A. and I nust ~ that -
10 ~ fns behind kee b ocelalae VIA
hs sets . eAa1es."
"Yss. whso hs eets Q eAaaee."
chirped Mr.. Roeis. 'Bst hat y ~
ofssn. for Jsaais wrsa y 2 ssgslas
little chattss0ox."
~Of course yeu would take bic
part al husbands stand up fr each
Cher" chlsped Ara Robin, and she
Asv b hss Dese.
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