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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
ADVENTURE OF
THE TWINS
BY Olive Roberts Barton

Mister Gallop, the cowboy fairy,
stopped his pony suddenly and mo-
toned to the Twins to do likewise.
Then he put his finger over his lips
and nodded toward Iead tree that
hung crookedly over the mountain
path where they were riding.
There sat Chatterbox Magpie in
his gorgeous coat Of black, white
and red, acting like a bad school
boy. For although Chatterbox is
friend of both mountain folk ana
plains folk, the birds hate him. He
treats them shamefully. And just
now he was making fun of Misses
Gadabout Grouse : and her eight
brown children.
"Ha, ha, ha! Ho, no, no." laughed
Chatterbox in his high, creaky voice.
"Why doesn't your husband stay
at home, Missez Grouse? Is it be-
cause you have bad disposition OF
just because you and your children
are so ugly? Why, you're just a
plain speckled brown, all of you,
and when look down from my
perch I can hardly tell you are
there. Ground birds, that's what
you are! Ugh!"
"Why, we have a good reason for
staying on the ground, Mister Mag
pie" answered Missez Grouse meek
ly. "It's because We can't fly so
very we'll and, therefore, can't get
out of the way Of hawks or eagles,
or any big bird that might chase ua
We know we match the ground and
that's why we stay close to it-so
We'll be safe".
"Well, then. is it because you CAD
about so that Mister Grouse doesn't
stay at home 2" asked Chatterbox
curiously. "Is that how you got
your name?"
ooh, no, sir!" said Missez Grouse.
ut isn't my name, but my hus-
bands name. took his name when
we were married. It's his name
that is Gadabout, not mine. l only
go around to get food for my FAM
lily. But with him it's different
"Ah, hal" exclaimed Chatterbox
quickly. $50 that's it, is it? He is
just a sporty fellow who won't stay
at home and likes to keep bachelors
hall. Um h'm!" knew there was
a scandal somewhere!
"No, that's not it ALL" declared
Missez Grouse, indignant at last
He has a good reason for leaving US
here alone and going of by himself
high in the mountains"
I'll tell you tomorrow what the
Twins heard her say then.
(To Be Continued.)
Copyright, 1913, NEA Service, Inc.)
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

the schools and w. P. Ellison will
be speakers.
At the charter night meeting set
for October 9 District Governor Of
Kiwanis w. C. Green of Fargo will
present the charter to the local club.
Nancy Christianson of Mandan and
Margaret Kosko Of Fargo are North
Dakota entrants in a nationwide
Photographic contest which is being
held under the direction of the
Pennsylvania society for the pre-
>ontion of cruelty to- animals with
headquarters in PhiladelphiA.
Mrs. ]. M. Hanley gave birth
day party for her daughter, Lewista
Saturday. During the afternoon the
guests attended the matinee at the
theatre.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Gauer have
returned from a visit in southern
minnesota.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
Woman Owns Fine
Apple Orchards

Northwood, N. D., Sept. lS.--Mrs.
w. V. Linwell Of this city has one
Of the finest apple orchards in the
state, those who have visited her
place declare, fruit as much as
twelve inches in diameter growing
on her trees in abundance.
In addition to the large apples,
Mrs. Linwell has two varieties of
crab apples, DeSoto plums, Concord
grapes and various other fruits.
Bushels of apples have been sold
by Mrs. Linwell. great number
have been canned, and the trees still
look as if none had been taken, ac-
cording to those who have viewed
the orchard.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
Dale Post Office
Destroyed BY Fire

Fort Yates, Sept. 18.-The post Of
flee and store at Dale, across the
river from Fort Yates, burned last
Friday, according to j. w. James,
the Pollock-Winona mail carrier,
who, with Mrs. James, visited here
Monday on their return to Pollock
from Solen. The store is said to-
have caught fire from an oil stove
in the cream station. No insurance
was carried by the owner, Mrs. Atch-
eson. The post office has been NOV
ed into the hall.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
DANGER IN DELAY
Kidney Diseases Are Too Danger.
Gus For Bismarck People to
Neglect.

{ The great danger Of kidney
troubles is that they 80 often get
q firm hold before the sufferer
recognizes them. Health will be
gradually undermined. Backache,
headache. nervousness, lameness,
soreness, lumbago, urinary troub-
les, dr0psy, gravel and Bright's
disease may follow as the kidneys
get worse. Don't neglect your
kidneys. Help the kidneys with
Doan's Kidney Pills. which are so
strongly recommended right here
in bismarck,
Mrs. ]. B. Saylor, 300 Mandan
Ave-, Bismarck, says: From the
experience-T have had with Doan's
Kidney Pills l can safely recon-
mend them for disordered kidneys.
had an attack sometime ago and
my eyes would smart and my back
ached and bothered me q great deal.
Ny kidneys didn't act regularly,
either. began using Doan's Kid7
ney Pills and they were not lonA
in relieving the trouble"
Price coo, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for ! kidney remedy
get Qoans Kidney Pills the same
that Mrs. SaylOr had. Noster-Mil-
burn 60, MfEsl Buffalo, N. \.
= ..sf. i, ~t
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
Sherwood's New
School Is Open

Sherwood, N. D., Sept. 1s.-The
first week of school in Sherwood's
new $4,000 educational institu-
tion called Friday. The first six
grades are quartered on the low
err floor and the seventh and eighth
grades and high school rooms are
on the upper floor. The now facil-
tiles are expected to make the COM
ing year one of the most successful
in the history of the local schools.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
Corn Festival To
Be Staged By
Devils Lake Farmers

Devils Lake. Sept. 18.-The bust
nessmen of Devils Lake have en-
dorsed the proposition presented by
A. M. Challey, county agent, that a
corn festival be- held in conjunction
with the Livestock Exchange and
Sales days to be held at the Fair
grounds here on October 9 and 10.
Farmers from all over the county
will be invited to participate in the
festival as they already have been
invited to participate in the live
stock exchange and. sales feature OF
the autumn fair, which the event may
be called.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
MOTHER RECOMMENDS COUGH
REMEDY.

"My mother had severe cough. l
bought her a bottle of FOLEY'S
HONEY AND TAR and it helped her
at once. Also gave my son several
doses and his cough disappeared
writes Mrs. S. L. Givcns, Greenfield,
Virginia. For quick relief from
Coughs, Colds, Group, ThnOat, Chest
and Bronchial trouble use, Foley's
Honey and Tar. Stood the test OF
time serving three generations
Largest selling cough medicine in the
World.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
$135.OOO School Has
Large Attendance

Park River. N. D., Sept. 18.-Park
Rivers new $4,000 school building,
one of the finest in the state, dedi-
Gated last April, is now one of the
busiest places in town, school having
opened last Monday with complete
staff Of teachers.
The enrolment surpasses that OF
any past yeaf' during the first week
of school.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
MADllAN NEWS

Y A final report will be received by
members Of the sMandan, Lodge A. =.
4 A. NJ, the Shrine -club. and
Knights Templar and Royal Arch
Masons this evening concerning the
Masonic temple project. Last min
ute suggestions. will be received by
the committee headed by August
Zimmerman.
Charter night will be observed by
the Kiwanis club Oct. 8. T. II. Con-
molly. president, announced plans
for this obseryance today. J.. II.
,Noskes II chairman u tomorrow's
! I. end 3, Love t.lkins q p
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
New Born Calf
Weighs 145 Pounds

Bottineau, N. D., Sept. ia Short
horn calf born at the Edward
Boehnke farm near here this week
is said by many to be the largest
calf ever born in the state of North
Dakota.
The calf, heifer and thorough
bred, weighed 145 pounds at birth,
according to several farmers of the
vicinity. The average weight of a
newly born calf is said to be about
rs pounds.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
Enraged Pigs
Attack Farmer

Forman, N. D.. Sept. 18.-James
Baird, farmer, when he entered a
hog pen to show a litter of young
PITS to visitors was attacked by the
brood sow, which became enraged.
He was knocked over trough and
it is believed that only the immedi-
ate interference of his friends saved
him from serious injury.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
CONSTITUTION WEEK


North Dakotas constitution week fortunately is to be
confined expaaons upon the federal constitution rather
1han attempt to excite inspiration and enthusiasm from
the present state organic law sadly muated through
series changes most of which have weakened rather han
strengthened it, Under the political of the last few
years the North Dakota constitution has suffered changes
that doubtless caused of the fathers OF that doc
ent shift positions in time honored graves and otners
who still walk with to mark the wrought by
ballot. -. - . i.
Nothing could be fitting than to rvet attention OF
the upon constitutional government The trend mas
been away respect for fixed institutions soap Dox
orators denounced the constitution and radicals every
where are seeking to nulfy the operation of organic
law through limiting the of courts to declare GER
tain laws unconstitutional.
Under the direction of the American Bar Association
constitution week is being fostered throughout the nation
by those who believe that the American plan conceived
by the federal fathers is better than the methods
by the extreme school whose motto to break down con-
stutiona checks and balances and with them represent
atve government setting up as it were tyranny OF the
minority. ,
There has grown up out disrespect for law generally
the familiar adage: "What is the constitution between
friends This week. its promoters are successful should
awaken greater respect for the constitution though
the eighteenth amendment has brought It's operation closer
home than before to many millions who never felt as
pognanty that the constitution does restrain MINOR
y presumably for the greater good of the
AS long the prohibition amendment Is part OF the
constitution, it's recognition is binding upon us all as
other articles and amendments which guard the
rights and privileges of American citizens.
By all earnest study OF the constitution TINS
week but with it preachnent against ill advised and sud-
den tampering with organic law to fit every
whi The present constitution be amended as rapidly
as advisable the nineteen amendments and their scope
prove that Those who camor for direct amendment by
ballot are not friends and uphoders of constitutional
government North Dakotas experience in amendment by
that route has been anything but beneficial.
The sessions of the American Bar Association in Mime
apos recently dpored sudden and extreme changes at
hes radicals and theorists and is to combat this trend
that constitutional week is dedicated.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
Valley City Boy
Was on DESTROYER

Valley City, Sept. 18.-CharIes
Darland, son of Mr.. and Mrs. H. c.
Darland, formerly of this city, was
aboard the u S. Destroyer Young,
one of the seven destroyers wrecked
off the coast Of California last week,
according to word received in the
city. Darland wired his parents who
now live in Sioux City, that he was
safe. The Young lost more of it's
crew than any other !destroyers
wrecked.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
ON THE AVIATION MAP

Through the cooperation Of the Association Of Com
nerce Fort Lincoln become aviation station in the
transconnental flights Yesterday army aviator made
this city his controls and the of the fort for that
purpose be broadened.
Secretary Bradley of the association has been in close
touch with these flights and has personally given aviators
every assistance that Bismarck will be known city
which cooperaes these experiments to perfect the science
of aviation.
There few fields that afford better landing than
Fort Lincoln and the foresight in putting Bismarck these
air routes between coast points work out bene-
fcially than appears the surface
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
Hillsb0r0 Boy
FATAL y Injured

Grand Forks, Sept. 1S.-Fred Lem
Jr., small son of Fred Lem, druggist
Of Hillsboro, was killed, two persons
suffered broken bones, and five 9TH
err persons were injured, one of
them seriously, in an auto smash
up near Buxton at noon Saturday
when the car driven by DR.. Fl. }.
Friesen, of Grand Forks, and Fold
driven by Ole Arnegard, banker, of
Hillsboro, crashed.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
Many Foreigners
Live in BOttineau

Bottineau, N. D., Sept. 18.-AM
proxiuately one-fifth OF the 1,O43 in
habitants of the city of Bottineau
are foreign born, according to-a sur
vey recently completed by the So
GEOLOGY classes of the Forestry State
Normal here.
The g36 foreign born were appor-
toned thus: Canadian, 102; Nor"
wegian, 70; Swedish, II; French, Ii;
Scotch, l., English, l.; others, 81.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
NARROW ESCAPE.

Marmarth, N. D., Sept. 1S.-Dale
Walrath and C. J. Brothers, barely
escaped a serious accident last Sum
day when the Ford delivery car
which they were driving took no.
ton to nose dive of the bank Of
the Beaver creek at the bridge west
Of the old cemetery The boys just
had time to jump when the car bolt
ed over the bank. @
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
GENEROUS AMERICA

Probably The best Knockout the pessmsts have who
depore the nadequaces of present times is the
response America the call from Japan for relief in the
hour Of need Within few days the quota set by the Red
Cross passed and double would have been forthcoming
had the necessity demanded. e'~-~~
There been many articles in select magazines about
of soul America and the absence of high
and noble impulses generally aftermath of the
Greed and selfish indiduas have been pictured Amer
is besetng sins and then example of charity
and good will toward that knocks these critics off their
pedestals
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
FIRE Destroys TRACTOR.

New Leipzig, N. D. Sept. IA
spark. from gas tractor lodging in
grain while it was going through
the separator started a fire that
completely destroyed the threshing
outfit of Morris & Enzi as the crew
was working on the j. J. Enzi farm
near here.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
EDITORIAL REVIEW

Comments reproduced q this
the opinion Of The Tribune. They
are presented here IN order that
our readers may have both sides
Of important Issues which are
being 6isoua0sA n the DSo0O ct
the DAP.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

REACHES TOOTH BIRTHDAY.
!. Washburn, N. D., Sept. 10. - Peter
Miller, county judge of Mclean coun-
ty from 1896 to 1902, recently cele-
brated his Tooth birthday at his home
at Thompson Falls, Mont.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
SYSTEM WRONG


"A brick weighs quite bit and should be manufactured
possible to the place where it is used in building
So something is radically with System" when
three million bricks month imported into New York
City from foreign countries That's what has been happen
ing this year.
IN Shortage of bricks" is poor excuse can't even
make our own bricks the outlook for American industry
rather sad when comes to commodities requiring
intricate manufacturing skill.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
ART THIEVES ARE =
RUSY IN GERMANY

Munich, Sept. 18.-Burglars re-
Gently rifled the. villa. Of the late
Franz Won Lenbach, painter Of the
we'll known Bismarck pictures who
has been dead for 20 years. and stole
a number Of valuable masterpieces.
These included picture Of Franz
Halls called The Laughing Boys"
two. pictures BY Teniers, IN original
sketch by Rubens, and q number Of
paintings by Lucas Crannach and
other celebrated artists.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
A Thought

Let us eat and drink; for .tomor-
row we shall die.-Isas 22:1a.
Today is ours; what do we fear?
Today is ours; we have is here!
Let's treat it kindly, that it may
Wish, at least, with us to stay.
--COWLEY.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
ELECTRIC ANGLING.

y London, Sept. 13.-1Electric light 10
an aid 10 SEA angling to being ex-
perimented with at Sandown, Isle Of
Wight. A London merchant resident
there takes an aceumulator with
him In his boat ct night and lowers
the light into shout 81 fest Of water
near the bait. + 'attraets SOME kinds
~ shsh. (. - ~ I IL:
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

LUDLOW STORE IS BURNED
Ludlow, S. D., Sept. 1e.-Fire,
caused by lightning, destroyed the
Rorkel Torkelson store here with
all contents. Heavy rain saved ad-
joining buildings. The loss was only
partially covered by Insurance.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

Italy, shaped like boot, has
Greece under her heel. No, Italy
does not raise bootleggers.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

Well, cows got drunk in Louis
vile, Ky. Did they give butter
milk? We are writing to find out.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

Anything can happen now. !
movie star got, divorce and kept j
from the public a year.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

State bonuses paid soldiers are ex-
empt from income tax. We couldn't
learn about federal bonuses.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

Plague of butterflies hit New
York. That town always had it's
share of the social variety.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

Summer, it seems, dies from q
Tong fall.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

Strutk oil on a California floor
waxer's land, so we'llJust say maybe
he waxed enthusiastic.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

Things are so quiet in Greece you
can hear a bomb drop.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
MODERN CHANGES

THE cable cannot successfully compete with radio
due to greater advantage speed the part of RADIO
nd also direct Communication This is said by Owen
H Young chairman Of General Electric Co. and Radio Cor
apa3tion Of America.
It's his natural viewpoint, considering his business
nections, but It's logically true.
Later will be discovered that the steam railroad
g on steel tracks, cannot compete with the airplane
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

We have new Director of the
Mint now. But what we need is
new Director of the Julep.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

The rumor that the Firpo- Dempsey
winner will fight the Greek-Italian
winner is merely a rumor.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

Indianapolis. Ind, monkeys got
drunk on chloroform. OF course they
cut some monkey shines.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

Nashville, Tenn, sheriff runs his
car on bootleg. We know man who
runs house on it.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

Firpo- Dempsey fight drew almost
as big crowd as couple of fight
ing umpires would draw.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

What could be worse than a
Greek-Italian war! Both Of the
languages sound like cussing.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

They ca@ght a famous Oklahoma
bandit in Missouri, possibly because
he couldn't show them.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

Perhaps our radio sounds like it
does sound because the music passes
through liquor airplanes.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

Prize fighting is healthy. Thinb
of the exercise the fighters get
counting their money.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

Man and his wife robbed a house
in st. Louis, she probably going
along to pick up his things.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

Senator Smoot wants new luxury
taxes. And they have been telling
US taxes we're q necessity.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

When Greek meets GSeek they
talk about an Italian.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
STRANCE REQIJEST

doctor IN Texarkana Texas IS buried in his $35 600
A4 of Russian sable furs Such was his last request It's
~ TO the rule that can't take wealth to the
like With u sS ~ ~
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18
(|0|ll}7fnlS
Saws
Things are so quiet in Mexico you
can hear an oil price drop.

Things are so quiet in Mexico you
can hear an oil price drop.
Firpo- Dempsey fight drew almost
as big crowd as a couple of fight
ing umpires would draw.
Italy, shaped like boot, has
Greece under her heel. No, Italy
does not raise bootleggers.
The rumor that the Firpo- Dempsey
winner will fight the Greek-Italian
winner is merely rumor.
Struek oil 'on a California floor
waxer's land, so we'll just say maybe
he waxed enthusiastic.
Plague of butterflies hit New
York. That town always had it's
share of the social variety.
We have new Director of the
Mint now. But what we need is a
new Director of the Julep.
Man and his wife robbed house
in St. Louis, she probably going
along to pick up his things.
Senator Smoot wants new luxury
taxes. And they have been telling
US taxes we're necessity.
Prize fighting is healthy. ThinI
of the exercise the fighters get
counting their money.
Things are so quiet in Greece you
can hear bomb drop.
State bonuses paid soldiers are ex-
empt from income tax. We couldn't
learn about federal bonuses.
Anything can happen now. A
movie star got divorce and kept il
from the public year.
Summer, it seems, dies from Q
Tong fall.
Well, cows got drunk in Louis.
vile, Ky. Did they give butter
milk? We are writing to find out
Indianapolis, Ind, monkeys got
drunk on chloroform. Of course they
cut some monkey shines.
Nashville, Tenn, sheriff runs his
car on bootleg. We know man who
runs house on it.
Perhaps our radio sounds like il
does sound because the music passes
through liquor airplanes.
They ca-ght a famous Oklahoma
bandit in Missouri, possibly because
he couldn't show them.
| What could be worse than 9
Greek-Italian war? Both Of thu
languages sound like cussing.
When Greek meets Greek the,
talk about an Italian.
Soon as the Firpo-D Dempsey win.
ner gets rested q little we want bin
to meet q coal dealer. &.
i
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-18

Soon as the Firpo- Dempsey win
ner gets rested q little we want bin
to meet q coal dealer. iRs
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1923-02-02

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF HUS-'
BANDS" Gladys Cooper, noted Eng
lish beauty and divorcee, who has come to
the L S. The kind that do wrong and the
kind that don't do anything" Photo taken
since her arrival.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1923-02-02

PRAIRIE SCHOONER-Ram-
bles down Broadway, New York, rs
Daniel Roche travels from North
WilkesbSro, ~ C., to New Hamp-
shire in that conveyance.