The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-04-22

Ds 6otAy anu Oil lHo llOcIlY InO-
be wrong. Hon. Darling, what had
| became of my screWdriver, soldering
iron & electric monkey wrench? Last
night this Radio was in XXI candi-
ton. For three CD hours we sat here
listening to Holy City sung in New
York, Baltimore. Denver and San An
tonic"
Which city was holiest of those?"
| ask to know, but he looked at me
like furious turkey and snagger on:
Something has went criss-cross.
Ends has touched the Grid Leak
Condensers. thusly causing shorty
circuit with Honeycomb Coils, Bind
ing Posts and Rheostat Windings."
snuggest Miss Mamie Furiol1i with
expression peculiar to good house
keeper.
"Maybe-so, dear Honey" retorlS
Hon. Husband. Would you run to
nearest drugstore & obtain Use
worth of Litz Wire? II they haven't
got it1z doz medium rotors will do"
But Just then what happen? Hon.
Horn Choke up. 2 electric blubs
went out and Radio start doing SO
again.
"Gr-rrrrrrrrri Next sell
exlon will be Honolulu Royal Yua-
lally Band in When the Leaves
Comes Tumbelling Down.
reQuesh Hon. Husband.
BE quick about it~ snuggest Miss
Furioki. Turn Ticker Dial points
toward Howeller and see what hap
PEN
-, Darling am growing
old.' Hon. Radio commence singing
that almost as good as real
Turn on the Accelerator and re-
move Spark Plug." holla Miss Furi-
oki like general. Hon. Husband
do SO and Old Darling commence
singing in bass.
That is. pretty" I renig. But
/ what sex is it,"
| At this junction, Mr. Editor, Japan
ese society became very dishaeree-
able for me. l & all they look dC
me with coal black looks resemblr
Battling Sikh Should l go? o yes,
most insuredly 1 should. For Hon
Radio had just picked up Salt Lake
in Its teeth and was starting Zion
Quartette in When the Leaves
Come Tubelling Down"
Outside it was night & all world
was quiet with exception of or 3
fires, an ottomobile collision &
somebody shooting at the Police.
| Nogi went with me because he has
promised never to leave my side till
l give back the necktie 1 bora last
Easter. How sweet we feel in that
silent night with Spring and moon
shine inside our souls!
Hon. Edgar Allen Pope. American
bookmaker." say Nogl for slight
poetry, once wrote nice poem
about Heaven. He described how
sin Jewish angel resides. His
name is ISRAELI He got a heart
which is strung up like a banjo.
When feeling musical this Hon.
ISRAELI can open up his chest and
play selections on his heart"
har hat al Tsv ~
Icummute. and tonight feel consid-
able sorrow for him. Modern world
are getting harder G. harder for
Angels of every denomination. And
what now? How can Hon. Isafel
carry on his concert while Hon.
the Great Reynold?
'Spposlng Hon. ISRAELI should
intuition his breastbone some aft
ernoon q S.22 &c try to play some
thing? Then what would collapse?
'Wheeeeeeeeee! POW sizzle- Wow
POW.M"
"'Get off line. please' Hon. ISRAELI
would say all in vainly.
This is Cincinnati Times-Star
Broadcasting Station WWWXX in
Producing Abe Finkelburg's Irish
Rose Saxophone Quartette In When
the Leaves Come Tumbelling Down
Nara Zip! Howl! Howl"
What then would happen to Hon.
ISRAELI who has rented the same
cloud fer sllsss years last January?
Could yeu blame him for something
OF any thing eIse2 Mould you censor
this benaviot r he took out his
heart and threw il at somebody?
There is no answer to this question"
Then Cousin Nosi think again OF
Marion Ohio, while he make follow
ing poetickal sing song which you
can PRINT IN your Weather Report:
when Angel Harps gets cut of tune
1t reilly is distressing;
For what is worse than an angeis
Accept a DEVILS biessing?'
You should not feel so peev about
Hon. Radio suggest Cousin Nogi
after he bora my sigar and start
homo. Think of the wonderful
strides & stretches that science have
made in last 2 yrs! Pretty soonly we
may be able to hear opera in Ber-
In"
II am afraid So" is report from
me. "Soonly or later Germany will
be obliged to get revenge for the
War"
So I leave him feeling that my
shoes are growing tighter and
tighter.
Yours truly
Hashimura Togo
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