The Duluth rip-saw. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1917-19??, 1923-09-01

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SHAVINCS

Wait for the Proctor Fair-it's
coming again next year.
Don't borrow your neighbor's
Rip-saw-borrow $500 and sab
scribe.
Take something for that tired
feeling take the Rip-saw, the
Great. Family Journal.
Thousands welcome Miss Belle
Calverley back to her high place as
principal OF the Jefferson school.
The sunshine makes Duluth
Heights beautiful by day and the
moonshine makes the old suburb
noisy by night.
Colonel Palmer, alleged weed
inspector. Is more famous because
of weeds uncut than because OF
those that are cut. =
The present indications are that
there will be most prolific crop
OF candidates for congress in this
dear old district next year.
S.
Now that Madam Nelson is back
On Minnesota Point, Colonel Altman
is showing more interest in street
sprinkling in that historic suburb.
If the Bell telephone company's
profits are as good as its service is
poor in this harassed old city, then
dividends are piling up higher than
a house.
As a special agent for the VIM
ston school books, ,Supt. Bentley is
having about the same success as
he did at agenting those Chicago
architects.
The Mesaba range folk love Du-
luth better than they did, il the
influx of gamblers and blindpiggers
from Virginia can be taken as an
Indication.
II you have not taken a ride up
the river to Fond dH Lac on the
SIS. Rotarian this year, next Mon
day, Labor Day, will be your last
opportunity.
The voice of the people, il lifted
up at the right time, in the right
place and in the right way, is a
potent remedy for careless acts of
public servants.
Supt. -Bentley's educational craft
seems to have gone onto the rocks,
but that determined old chap is
hanging to spar. aud riding the
waves an best he can.
Col. Palmer is about as much, of
"a joke as weed inspector as Capt.
Hoy was as harbor master. Most
Of these municipal jokes are very
costly to the taxpayers.
Hs&
If the police cannot get rid of
the whitney bunch, Madam Blanche
White and Old Molly, Capt. Fiskett
might import flock OF turkey
puA1diuS " nv LIE JOUs
II those moonshiners at Gary
realized how badly they make
Uncle Bob" McDermott feel by
their iawless stunts, they would let
up and go back to the Balkans.
The city commissioners had pick
ed a site for the new city garbage
incinerator, but they stopped, look
ed and listened when they heard
the voice Of the people from oneota.
After an absence Of something
less than two years from his
duties as city commissioner, Uncle
Lon Merritt is back in the. city
hall. It's getting cold outside, any
way.
The members OF the civil service
board might resign and let Capt.
Fiskett take their place, then he
would have no excuse for getting
peeved at everything done by that
body.
Both Duluth and Superior have
promise of grand new hotel.
Citizens Of both burgs show wis
dom in not passing the buck until
Charley Craig completes that deep
water ditch to the sea.
Colonel Harry Palmer, alleged
weed inspector for the poor old city
of Duluth, may be greatly troubled
in finding ragweed, SOW thistles or
wild mustard, but he rarely fails to
find the municipal gasoline tank.
1--WE will have Tribunes!" shouted |
the Roman people, as they ripped
up the forum. I'VE will not have |
cattle-chutes in our trolley cars!"
now shout the sturdy Park Pointers.
The outlook indicates that they will
win.
The hearts OF the people of this |
community go out to Judge Cant |
and the members OF his family in
sorrow and regret because OF the
untimely death OF Mrs. Can't. ''The /
Lord giveth and the. Lord Taketh
away"
When Chief Pond gets the auto
mobiles regulated so that they will /
not collide or smash together ofteaer
than six in a block every hour,
he very profitabIy might take a |