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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-07-16
MooresvilIe Takes Thriller

BIZ Times Special
MOORESVILLE, Ind. July 49,
Mooresville defeated Ben Davis in
thrilling game here Sunday, to a.
Ben Davis scored all It's runs in the
first inning and Mooresville tied it in
the fourth. There was no more
scoring until the 1T half of the ninth,
when the home boys came across with
the winning tally.
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Season Big League Features Yanks and Ciny Reds
WEAKENS AND
TILDEN WINS NET TITLE
Big Bill Obtains Possession of National TrUphy-knSeys
Take Doubles; Lott Junior Champ.
BY VEDDER GARD

Tden again the national clay court tennis champion OF the
United States successfully defended his title against Manuel
Alfonso Spain the tourney concluded Sunday at the Wood
stock Club four MATCH 26 49, 6 rs The victory
gives the Philadelphia of the trophy which
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-07-16

Thousands Of men play golf,
dream golf. think golf and fairly
eat golf for years and years. They
pay many dollars tC experts
for instructions. but they fail to
shine on the links. Bodily Jones,
21-year-old amateur Of Atlanta,
is the new National open cham
pion after a thrilling tourney at
lnwood, Long Island. He tied with
Robert Cruickshank. professional,
Saturday. 296 for 70 holes. Sunday
he won the play-off for the title.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-07-16
SOUTH GROVE TOURNEY
Thirty-Two Start Match Play for Title
Next Saturday.

Thirty-two golfers qualified for the
match play in the South Grove tour
ney which will start with the first
round of match play mex. Saturday.
Earl Finn led the field with rs. The
pairings follow:
son and A. b Good, E. F. Kiee and Carl
Hermanny. A. Ward and q. G. Strauss, B.
Butler and W. G. Lynch, H F.. Holmes and
Henry Knippenberg, A. q Dorsett and G. "
r. A. Clark and A. C. Black L. D. Harrison
and Webb Wallace. H. NJ. Bennett and
Charles Mullner, Jack Crawford and A. W.
Beck. Jack Colnor and Herman Olson w E.
Cookingham and J. c. Barnes H. H. Smight
and c ]; Dietrich, c. Prather and Vine
Kercbeyal
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State Baseball

Madisou, 8: North Vernon /.
Columbus g: Salem, 5 (eleven innings)
Seymour. 9: Eppscolas (Louisville1. o.
Batesville, 9 North Bend.
Clermont, 4: Valley Mills. 8.
Shelbyville. 8: Greensburg. g.
Acton. IA: Beech Grove. z.
/. Riley Tigers tIndpls,). q; BTovnsburg, :
Frankfort. is: Newman, o.
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~ tcaied end of ffth: O'clock
Three-base hit-Mellilo Stolen base
Campbell Double play-Jsnvrin 10 Sick
ing Left on bases-Milkaukee. .; Indian
aDolis f. Bases on balis-Oh Bigbee. 3
off Cavet, 9 Struck out--By Bigbee, |.
Hits-oh Bigbee. IL in 3 % innings; off
Cavet 6 in l-3 innings; off Petty. none in
q inning: off Palmer. . in 1 10 innings;
off Burwell in Is inning. Winning
pitcher-Cavet. Losing pitcher-BiRbee.
Umpires-Daly ald Killian. Time-1 80.
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SCHL0EMAN WINS RACE -
AT H00SIER DIRT TRACK
Kingsley Second and Clancy Third in
75-AIile Event.

tO-nle Event.
Worth Schloeman of Indianapolis,
in a Fronty-Ford, won the 75-mile
race at the Hoosier Motor Speedway,
Saturday.
Schloeman took the lead after Kings
ley in a FEonty-Ford was forced to
the pits in the 125th lap by COM
preston trouble. Kingsley took sec
ond place and Dempsey CLANCY in a
Fronty-Ford motored CLANCY Special
was third. The winner averaged So
miles an hour. Only four cars fin
ished.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-07-16
Firpo in Vaudeville

81 United Press
NEW YORK, July 16.-Luis Firpo,
South American champion, started to-
day on an extended vaudeville tour
Of the Middle West.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-07-16

The Champagne velvets defeated. the
Glenn Valley team Sunday. 16 to 2. The
Felvcts have won fourteen out of seventeen
games played The club would like to hear
from fast State teams Call Stewart I01a
at p. m. or Lincoln 6311 and ask fof
.1orrcncc Address 3144 e. Minnesota St.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-07-16
AMATEUR SURVIVES OVER
PRO IN LINKS ACID TEST
A Sick Boy 8 Years Ago. Bobbe Jones Took Up Golf and
Now He is King,
BY PAUL MALLON,
United Press Staff Correspondent

NEW YORK. July l6For years Bobby Jones has been
trying in win national golf title and today he king In
payo for the national open championship nwood Country
Club the Atlanta defeated Bobby Cruick
shank the Scotch professional Of Jersey strokes
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AMERICAN LEAGUE
NATIONAL LEAGUE
Yesterdays Results
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION

First Camel
Ioie6o ....-.. OF 022 5000 4 g
Malone. Anderson; sheehan. Napier. Holtz-
hauser. Allen.
tsecond game called in eighth
Gard, smith; Hail. Allen w
First Camel
kogisyi CIV 9 9S9 G coo 1 10dL 10
lineup Meyers ThOTmahlen, SRiff.
(second Camel
KANSAS kaH.sSi City S SSi 90 S62 H 2S.- :
pe6erry, Brottem; salaGHa. skiH.
Columbus ma. Gao oaO 1o1-s IL 3
Minneapolis -. liz 100 000-5 IL 2
Palmero, Elliott; Triple. Ayres. Nor
AMERICAN LEAGUE
Cleveland -. oil 600 600 1
Hoyt, Bengoush; Coveleskie. Boone. Ed
Washington. 80. 900 600 oil 3
Detroit. .......... 3o1 DOL 41"-10 Is 0
MoEidge, ,zahnfser. sedgwick, Ruel; Pill
lette. Woodall
philadelphia. ...... 600 600 COZ odo-s 8 |
l.
Schalk.
First Camel
Boston. ......... 900 900 600 8 3
St Louis 1900. 900 452 00'-11 16 0
Quinn. oDoul, Picinich; vangilder, Col
Inns.
Second Game; eleven innings)
Boston $1,000. 004 600 10I OO-6 IL 3
St Louis. ...... 900 01O 500 OO-6 II /
Murray Ferguson Walters; Davis Pruett,
Root. Shocker. SEVERED.
NATIONAL LEAGUE
Chicago. $3.50. 900 100 no "a ID 8
New York 49,. 100 020 020 0-5 II 8
Alexander. OFarrell; Watson. Ryan. JON
nard Snyder. Gowdy.
Pittsburgh ... 900 600 2OI-3
Brooklyn. ....... 600 010 010-2 1
Hamilton, Gooch; Ruether. Taylor.
Only games scheduedl.
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IWO-base hlts - McNuIlys oIIII!au4t =
Krueger Three-base hits-Campbell, Pott,
Cooney. Home run-SiclNing. Sacrlhces-
Sticking Yerkes Johnson, Lober, Mccarthy
Double plays-Janvrin to Sticking to b rke'
Janvrin to Sticking. Left on bases-1ML-
waukee. 8: indianapolis, 10. Bases on balls
Struck out-By Pott, 4. Hits-Oh Burwen.
IL in 7 inings: off Bono. in inning Los,
ing pitcher-Burwell. Umplres-Daiy and
Kilian Time 80.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-07-16
Major Homers Yesterday

Tobin. Browns. 2-S; Friberg. Cubs,
1-6; Barnhart. Pirates. 1.5; Elliott,
Cubs, IL.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-07-16

The De Molays continued their heavy
hitting Saturday and defeated the Druids IL
to 2. Tod6 Wilbur got homer with the
bases loaded in the first inning. Pete Horn
ing got two circuit clouts and triple. The
De Molays meet the p. and E. team next Sat-
urday at Riverside No. 10.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-07-16

There will be a meeting of the Fraternai
League tonight at the city hall at 7:30.
There will be a Encouragement of the SEIZED.
ule because of some postponed games. Some
protests will be taken up.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-07-16

The American Railway Express team de-
feated the Mapleton Ramblers, Sunday. to
D For games with the winners call Webster
0742 after p. m. Harry Stokes 10 re-
quested to call the above number.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-07-16

The Keystones play at Mooresville next
Sunday and ON July 90 at Beech Grove
They have open dates in August and would
like to schedule games with fast State or
local teams. Address w. J. Shoch, 2109 Ma
poleon St.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-07-16

only one hit in Sundays game with the Key
stones and were defeated. 9 to O. Punk
0Riley. Cataract shortstop. carried off the
Greenwood next Sunday at = 80.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-07-16

BLOOMINGTON. Ind. July 16.-The
Vterans of Foreign Wars of this place de-
feated the Favorite A. C.s of Indianapolis
here. Sunday by a ninth inning rally, B to 4
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-07-16

'Batted for Burwell in eighth.
Indianapolis .......... 600 500 l1O02
Milwaukee. so ~"O "
Shinault.
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NATIONAL LEAGUE

Chicago 900 100 ITO "a Ii 8
New York 49,. 100 O20 O2O O-5 Il 8
Alexander. o'Farrell; Watson. Ryan. JON
nard. SNYDER. GowdY.
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AS BATTLE FOR SECOND

Only games scheduledl
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-07-16

The Danville Browns defeated Ladoga.
Sunday at Ladoga in a smuggling match by .
score of 10 to ). Next Sunday Ladoga will
play at Danyille.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-07-16

The Selnier Towel team defeated the
Riverside A. AS at Riverside, Sunday. to
have been strengthened by the addition OF
several stars in their lineup. The score:
Semiers .f.. 301 OIL 020-S 10 2
Riverside ..... 2O1 03O O0O-6 10 8
lCalled in eighth, Sunday closing law).
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-07-16

he has won three times.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-07-16

First Camel
Toledo . OH O22 5000 IA .
St. Paul .... oil LOG OO1-4 10 .
Malone. Anderson; Sheehan. Napier Holtz-
hsuser. Allen.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-12-08
FoNI'os NEcEsAR1os

La suma de dinero que Sc cree sera
necesaria que Sc tratara de obtener
es de So, ,ooo, 900. La mitad de esta sn-
ma, o sea, S1,5oo, 900, sera utilizada pa
ra la erection de un mausoleo Y esta-
blecimiento de un tempo; un million
aera invertido en- bonos del Gobierno
como dotacion para mantener per
petuidad ell mausoleo ell temple; y
Ell resto ha de ser usado en- la forna
que la Junta de sindicos crea conve-
niente para perpetuar los ideales de
preparation en- diplomacia y funciones
de Gobierno, mediante la cooperation
con aIguna institution educativa en-
otra forma, segun determinaren los sin
dicos.
La suma asignada para Puerto Rico,
y que acknowledgements sera cubierta,
asciende 100000.
La organizsci6n de la campaiia es
perfecta, Ell buen deseo y Ia buena vo-
luntad de Puerto Rico es grande, y Ell
6xito de la campaaa por una y otra
.osa esta asegurada.
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Declaraciones de una prOfesOra....

ron al transporte, apenas podian tener-
Sc en- pie. Trajeron tanbien licores a
sus camarotes, Y continuamos viaje. Ell
Captain aparentemente no Sc ocup6 de
ello, hasta que sus jovenes oticiales fue
ron inducidos a agregarse la partida.
Cuando les lego Ell turno de entrar en-
guardia no estaban muy bien, Ell Ca
pitan eltonces Sc decide actuar. Los
licores fueron confiscados Sc dio avi-
so de Que 81 alguien rersistia en- guar
| Gar iicores en- su camarote seria desem-
barcado en- el puerto mas proximo.
.'En Puerto Rico, aunque entire Ell
e,emento militar no existe esa despre-
ocupacion tan desenfrenada de la pro
hibicion, parece cue Sc le da muy poca
importancia al camplimiento de las le-
yes prohibicionstas. A ojos vistas todo
Ell mundo obtiene 10 cue quiere, y nu-
merosas personals cue nunca han tenido
NADIA anteriormente, Sc hacen ricas. Un
empleado, que renunci6 su cargo, y apa
rentemeEte, nunca habia tenido dinero
| repentinamente Sc hizo tan rico que
compro dos AUTOMOBILES.
'Otro alto empleado, sorprendido en-
Ell momento precise en- que intentaba
! introducir licores la isla dandose
cuenta &c que una sentencia en- la pr1-
sion federal lie esperaba irremisiblemen
tie, Sc suicide Aun cuando los vioiado-
res de la ley son aprehendidos, hay tai
reIajamiento que los castigos son muy
leyes.
'Todo este, tai y como existe Sc
6ebe la situaci6n politica, y al hecllo
de que no hay cooperation en- ninguna
parte.''
La vida en- Puerto Rico es muy cara
para los americanos que quieren vivir
al estilo americana; pero barata para
aquellos que Sc amoldan "a Inanera
de vivir de los portorriquefios, Ia di-
cho ia Sra. Joslin. Hay una gran di-
ferencia entire los modelos americanos
de bungalows las casas portorri-
quenss; tanto como entire las comidas
de Puerto Rico, las conlidas arneri-
canas. nos ha explicado la Sra. Josiin
Desafortunadamente para sus bolsillos,
los americanos insisten EN- vivir tai y
como 10 harlan estando en- Ell continen-
te. Por consecuencia, los altos salaries
que inducen los americancs aban-
donar sus hogares v enbarcar para
Tuerto Rico, Sc reducen a NADIA. al fin
y al cabo, cuando Sc encuentran ala.
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tcontinuacion de Ia paglna u

.dionia univcf1ai en- ia lsia, en- mrchas
escuslas, practicamenee, todo. Sc ense-
ia en- esnanol aun1ua los reglanlentos
indican Ell inglas.
s'Ustsd rucde imagirarse las difcuI-
tades con que tropiezan en- las escue-
las p1tlicas de La is1a los hijcs de los
americanos RESIDENCES ALI En- ,as uni
vegs. .dades prevaloce casi la misma ST.
tuacion.''
En- segundo termino, despues de Ia
question de la instruction, que tano
interesa naturalmente a la Sra. Joslin,
viene la situaci6n de los asuntos mu-
nicip3les de San Juan, situacion que
coioc6 al Gobernador Towner Ell luz muy
dudosa.
Duranto mrchos meses. de acuerdo
con 10 que nos dijera Mrs Joslin, San
Juan ha tsnido un inadecuado servic1o
de aqua La question del nuevo acue-
ducto ha rgido una y otra vez. pero
ell Gobernador Towner no tomo acc1on
aiguna cuando era el momento oportu-
no de tomalla. Finaimente el contrato
fue concedido una frina belga, bajo
circunstancias un tanto sospechosas,
cue indiean la participation de la po-
Utica en- todo clio. Una firlna america
ma hizo ofertas mas bajas que la bel
ga. pero fue aquella rechazada alegan-
90 teonicismos que dan ganas de reir
quienes estan familiarizados con la
question dc. contretos.
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la pRoHIB5c.oN as- vN MITo

b
La situacion de Puerto Rico, en- 10
que la p-ohibicion Sc refere, es ''bas-
tante nala" de acuerdo con la Sra.
Joslin; pero como quiera no es seme-
jante a la situacion de santo Domin-
go donde les agregados miiitares y ma
wales de los Estados Unidos, aparente-
mente, nunca han dido que exista algo
parecido a la ennienda prohibicionista.
"Nosotros hicimos dos Wales en-
transportss del gobierlao', nos dijo la
Sra. Joslin, ~ en- anlbos casos exis-
tian igualss condiciones. Al regreso,
TODD ell mundo desembarco en- Cuba.
mujeres hombres, " cuando volvie-
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EDITORIAL
PesandO intereses

Nuestra caHnpaiia contra ell Pool
es razonada y l6gica.
Entendemos que Sc ha sancio-
nado por la Ley TN juego escan-
dalosamente perjudicial a nuestra
sociedad; y para demostrarlo he-
mos enumerado una serie de ar
gumentos incontrovertibles.
Todos: las entidades, autorida=
des, duefios de caballos, y hasta
los mas ferviantes defensores de-
deporte h1pico han aceptado pd=
blicamente que Sc han cometido
los fruades mas repulsivos y las
inmoralidades mas escandalosas.
Pero Sc alega que clio puede
regllarse Y que Sc hacen gestio=
mes en- ese sentido porque no Sc
pueden perjudicar cuantiosos in
tereses que han sido creados por
personas particulares al amparo
de esa Ley.
La, efectividad de esta accioa
Gle las autoridades, aun cuando es
doloroso ell motive que Sc invoca,
nos demuestra que nuestra cams
paiia Sc esta abriendo paso por
Ia justicia que la inspira y Ia RAJ
zon que le asiste.
Hasta ahora Sc ha conseguido
cue Sc use de niano fuerte para
castigar los causantes de tanta
irregularidad Y tanto fraude. Sa-
bemos que, finalmente, habra que
suspender eI Pool. porque su mo-
rabzaci6n no podra conseguirse
imponiendo castigos y dictando
reglas; sino, que Sc harle
necesario zanzibar los telnpc=
ramentos faltos de escr1pulo y
alejar las pasiones y los egois=
mos de tantas personas que rea=
lizan, contra tcdas las reglas de
decencia y de moral, las mas in-
cOncebibles combinaciones para
hacerse ricos, por las malas artes
en- ell juego de carreras que Sc
lIeva a cabo en- este pals en- una
forna que no Sc permitiria en-
ninguna otfa parte del mundo ci=
vilizado.
81 es por los intereses que Sc
han creado, que no Sc tonan me-
didas drasticas para curar el NAL
radicalmente, tengase en- cuenta
que 81 de una parte existe un ca=
pital considerable, el pueblo jue=
ga anualmente mas de setecientos
mil d6lares en- ell Pool solamente,
v esta es una suma tan respeta=
BILE que merece tambien una ener=
gica y seria protection sin corr
tapisas nj regateos.
Els cierto que de un lado estan
los intereses de los dueiios de ca=
ballos y ctros intereses; /; pero es
cierto tambien que de otro lado
esta ell prestigio de una comuni=
dad entera v el pan, la tranquil
lidad y la felicidad de centenares
de hogares infelices.
La Comisi6n Kfpica es un orga=
nismo representante del Gobier-
no y de Ia Ley, y es la tinica
fuerza Gle defensa con que cuen=
ia el pueblo en- el hipodromo.
iOjala, que la hora de pesar
intereses, la Comision Hipica
Sc de perfecta cuenta de cuales
son los verdaderos intereses que
a ella lie han sido confiados por el
Gobernador y por Ia Legislatura
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EIABLE INGLES EN l5 MINUTOS

toqueus
cor nuer
TIE UNIVERSAL INSTITUTE as5 W. ios sh CeDt ssHsw York
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Ahorre dinero

Las enfermedades cuestan dinsro. lUd
Sc da cuenta de 10 Gue 1e cdesta IN
ataque prolongado de calenturas Y fiebre?
Esto puede evitarse faciinlcnte.
I'll TONIC0 .ANJffERRIL Y FE-
RRUGINOSO DE LEONARDO ctira
las caienfaras y fiebres incoiitmenti. Las
enfermedades no dt,ran. el gasto no es
grandc. Tainbien cenuibuye a vigorizar
y purificar la sangre, i1ngidiendo asf el
retorn0 de Ia fiebre
III TONICO ANTIFFBRIL Y FE-
RRUGIN0SO DE LEONARD Is de
sabor agradable IS del todo inofensivo.
Sc vende con garantia de reembolsar el
dinero 81 los resuItados no son satisfac-
torios. Pida LEONARDO al fartnaceu-
tico.
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Hotel Belgica

Habitaciones frescas, comidas
exceIentes. Situado en- vale VII.
LA No. 8 ell sitio mas centrico de
Ponce. 3
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NUEVOS DESORDENES EN-
ALEMANIA

BERLIN, diciembre z. (United Press).
En- el dia de hoy Sc han registrado
nuevos des6rdenes en- Alemania, espe-
cialmente en- colcnia, Roenigsburg y
Dresden. No Sc ha nregistrado muer-
ties.
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DON EMILIO DEL ToRo, PREsI
DENTE DEL CoMITE ETC.
Continuation de la Ira. pag.)

pcr Ell Comite Executive, tanto en- San
Juan como en- la isla, Sc encargaran
de dirigir organizar los actos que
cream convenientes fin de allegar la
cantidad prescrita para Puerto Rico.
Los sub-comit6s en- la isla estan pre-
sididos por los Alcaldes.
The Washington times., 1923-06-27
WHEN IN LOVE

with your stenographer. dent
tell her about it unless you want
to marry her.
With girl who lives on the top
floor Of an apartment house, be
sure to bring her home before the
elevator leaves for the night.
With = fat lady. don't take her
out in canoe.
With two different girls. don't
let them know about it.
With q lady who owns q shoot
ing gallery. take out a little In
aIraIice policy.
With q beautiful poetess, look
her lines closely.
With q girl who is 4 vegetarian,
invite her out tc = beefsteak ain
ner.
The Washington times., 1923-06-27
RADIO RAG
2. C. Ne. -Senseless.

Y. g. Me. -Senseless.
Well. wei. well. II. It amt Gin
ders.
get you Ashes Isget yeu.
All right. here Goes: why Is a
fascinating young I flapper like q !.
butcher"
They're both killing creatures
Righto. rightos Gef 'tlais: ssNhat,s
the rudest bird you know orr
q The hooking bird z
Righto, old fellow. righto. Grab
this: What is 1t that always
needs looking into?"
mirror. /,
Righto. rigi1to. You are Inn
proving old top. You sure are.
Thank you for them kind words,
Willie. So are you. So long.
The Washington times., 1923-06-27
IUp m The World.

4FIale-That fellow Johnson GER
tainly leads high life.
Hardy-What is he, a million.
aire?
Hale-No. he's q street cleansr
on Fixes Peak.
The Washington times., 1923-06-27

Did fever step on the gas to
see. how fast your new car could
60 Just as the motorcycle cop
breezed around the corner?
The Washington times., 1923-06-27

Did Fever arrive at the theater
with your girl 1ust as the show
was starting end. discover that
you'd left the tickets In the bu-
reau drawer? IL
The Washington times., 1923-06-27

Did fever break all the cigars
IN your coat pocket while kissing
I the One and Only goodnight2
The Washington times., 1923-06-27

A: Contagious Disease.
When you are waiting on the
corner in the. rain. 1t seems as II
even the street cars have gone in
for the nonstop craze.
The Washington times., 1923-06-27

), These insects have to be careful
what they eat. the same as we do.
One mosquito bit a girl on the
cheek the other day and died Of
painters collie.
The Washington times., 1923-06-27

Whenever you see a mosquito
biting = thin person it's because
he's on q diet.
The Washington times., 1923-06-27

Just because some man happens
to look swell that's no sign he
tastes good.
The Washington times., 1923-06-27

"A lot of people are SO skinny that
IL the. mosquitoes had to depend
upon them for food they'd starve
to death.
The Washington times., 1923-06-27

"A Did issVei. itfssv into the minister
when yor wero trying TO sneak
home with . bottle Of Scotch un-
!. der your Goa? n .Ssaf
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N[edbul!::l|Iry
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BY John F.. Medbury.
This is the time Of year when
people are complaining about mos
suitoes, but We never stop to think
! that maybe the MOSQUITOES are
complaining about us.
Just because some man happens
to look swell that's no sign ne
tastes good.
IA lot of people are 50 skinny that
IL the mosquitoes had to depend
upon them for food they'd starve
tordsath.
whenever you see a mosquito
hitting = thin person it's because
he's on q diet.
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!, These insects have to be careful
what they eat the same as we do.
One mosquito bit a girl on the
cheek the other day and died Of
painters collie.
Another one got covered with
powder from hen neck and when
he went home he was so white his
folks thought he was growing old.
Mosquitoes try to pick out tender
meat, but not long ago one Of them
BIT 4 taxicab driver and broke three
teeth.
Then for three days he buzzed
around q dentists office trying to
make the OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES what
he wanted.
Finally ne climbed up in the
dental chair and some customer
sat on him. ,.s
Mosquitoes are usually found
around beaches, They like to bite :
bathers because they can see what
they're eating.
To q mosquito a man In bath
ing suit is like a cafeteria. The
food is in plain sight.
Nine times out Of ten a person
who is whistiing win be bitten by
q mosquito. Even insects like mu-
sic with their meals.
Female mosquitoes are. terrible.
They'll get on the back Of your
neck and instead Of biting you.
they'll Just stand there and talk
and talk and talk.
But when male one lights on
you he means business.
He stands on your neck and
keeps his. mouth closed except
Whet he's biting you.
Lots Of hotels and resorts adver-
ttaA mo fnosquitoes.' But the
trouble - the mosquitoes don't read
the neWapapers.
You never find these insects
hanging around the homes Of poor
people The mosquitoes may feel
sorry about their poverty. but
there's no sense in both OF them go
Ing hungry.
Millionaires are fortunate, they
very. seldom get bitten. The aver
age MOSQUITO can't stand rich food.
But It would probably be just
your luck to get bitten by one Of
them who's on diet.
(Copyright. 1929. by King Features
Syndicate. Inc.)
A: Contagious Disease.
When you are waiting on the
corner in the. rain, it seems as IL
even the street cars have gone in
for the nonstop craze.
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