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The Coconino sun., 1923-07-13
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Bill McClurken knows girl so bow
legged she wears pair of paren-
thesis for stockings.
Davy Joy wonders what the moths
ate before Adam and Eve wore
clothes. E3 mf
Frank Sufeaf says the worst break
he ever made was when he was court
in girl and told her that when peo-
pie lived together for a while they got
so they looked alike.
It's no news to a bad little boy to
tell him he'll get his reward in the
end.
Not all fishermen are liars, indig-
nantly says Burr Kelly, who admits
in the same breath that all liars like
to fish. s
These following amt SO good, but
oh, they are so sincere:
If your nose is close
20 the gflQ0St0ne fOugn,
And you bold it down
There long enough,
In time y6u'H say
There's no such thing
As brooks that babble
And birds. that sing;
These three viii all
Your world compose
Just YOU, the STONE, and
Your darned old NOSE.
LEE CARBON.
A belligerent wren once wattacked an
old wheN--
By wrage and wresentment winduc-
But the wrbws wasn't wlong,
For the wren, wyourig and wstrong,
Wrushed the wrathful void when off
the wroost-
ED TRUSWELL.
There was young Chink from Pekin,
Who tried told English like sin,
For whenever an "r"
The Coconino sun., 1923-07-13

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The Coconino sun., 1923-07-13

We emight as well let our friends
run this colyum for US this week. It'll
be heap more interesting for youall
and a blame sight easier for we-uns.
Let's start off with one that our
old fraternity brother, J. X. Gorrell,
conductor of the Wise and Otherwise
colyum in the Bremen, Ind, Enquirer
sends US under special delivery:
"We know feller," says j. K. G.,
"who is so deceitful that he wears a
wig and sprinkle's salt on his should
ers to make people think he has dand-
ruff"
That is some deceitful. He wasn't
much like Leo Eliel, a beloved man
of South Bend, Ind, whom we once
sat next to at banquet in Indianap-
oils, who in the course of an address
he was making, just to show he wasn't
vain, took off his wig, which left him
without hair on his head, and took
out his false teeth, which left him
without tooth in his head.
Looks are so deceivin', says Ed Bab-
bitt. No Ford cars are more than &c
The Coconino sun., 1923-07-13

Give The Sun your Job Printing.
The Coconino sun., 1923-07-13

Looks are so deceivin', says Ed Bab-
bitt. No Ford cars are more than 26
The north Mississippi herald., 1923-03-09
FAREWELL PARTY IN HONOR
OF MR.. AND MRS. EARL FLY

An especially interesting affair was
had at the home of Rev. and Mrs.
Wayne Alliston Friday evening from
to IL o'clock in honor of Mr.. and
Mrs Earl Fly, who are soon to leave
our city to make their home in Ari-
zona; and as they have been such
excellent and worthy members Of
Fidelis and Baraca Glasses of the
Baptist Sunday School they were
given this "go-away" party.
The guests constituted about fifty
members of the two classes, there be
ing very few who could not come,
and the teachers of the two classes,
Mrs. Alliston, and Mr.. w. W. Nash,
together with the ex-teacher of Fideis
Class, Mrs o. j. Davis. All seemed
to enjoy the entire evening.
Chief entertainment of the even
ing was music heard over the radio
phone. Games were also enjoyed. So
that Mr.. and Mrs Fly would not for
get the sad plights of their Water
Valley friends, the other guests read
seasons "Why We Never Wed"
which proved quite joke.
Refreshments consisting of cake
and vanilla cream were served, after
which Rev. Alliston in elegant langu-
age presented the honor guests a
beautiful souvenir in remembrance
of the classes. Mr.. Fly made re-
zponse, which was very much appre-
ciated by his and Mrs Fly's class
mates.
The good wishes of all present were
in part expressed in Wish Book
which was read and presented to the
honor guests by Prof. Wells of the
Camp Ground School
The north Mississippi herald., 1923-03-09
WANTED A MAN

I send this ad to let you know
Scoby needs material for beau;
Seven baby girls right new have
come;
Not one will venture on son.
Seventeen comely widows, to spread
To catch two beaux. It isn't fairl
Poor Scoby, it is just shame,
snare,
That she has got to change her
name.
We are always glad to welcome
each one,
We've females enough for father
and son,
Some of the ladies wish musical
turn,
The ones who can't play. l believe
they would spurn,
But those that have laid so long
on the shelf;
Might take any bargain presenting
itself.
Inc Ulu IudiuS III tOWh e.AA eASA~
are quite few,
i wish to mention, before ! am
through,
OF course, these spinsters are single
through choice,
Yet would they but marry. ws'd
greatly rejoice.
The men get puny, just dwindle
away,
But all of the women, have come
here to stay;
"No man in the house," is the
play we are giving,
But without that man life isn't
worth living.
MRS WALTER JONES
Scoby, Miss
The north Mississippi herald., 1923-03-09

Mr.. w. M. Hendricks, founder OF
Hendricks Foundry and one of the
City's most substantial and success.
full business men, died at the family
residence in this city, Tuesday night
a few minutes before IL o'clock.
His sudden death came as q great
shock to the family. Tuesday Mr..
Hendricks was at his place of business
all day, actively directing the work ii,
progress, and seemed to be feeling
better than he had for months,
altho ii was that he had been COM
planning from heart trouble for some
time. When he retired that night he
was in good spirit and feeling better
than usual. Shortly after IL o'clock
that night the family was aroused by
Mr.. Hendricks and medical help
summoned, and at 11:45 his death
occurred.
The funeral services were con-
Quoted at the home Thursday after
noon by Rev. L. P. Wasson and Rev.
M. E. Scott. Burial was made in Oak
Hill Cemetery.
The deceased is survived by his
widow, one son, Prentis Hendricks,
of Water Valley.
The north Mississippi herald., 1923-03-09
SARDINIA NEWS

We told you in our last news about
expecting a new organ in the church
it has. come and our Sunday School
attendance is larger.
Mr.. B. Leland, of Water Valley
came out last Sunday and gave us
quite an interesting talk the attend
ance was small but every one en-
Ajoyed it very much.
We are having some cool cloudy
weather at this writing, but the
farmers and wives took the ad-
vantage of the pretty weather and
have quite lot of their land ready
for planting and the good wives have
their gardens planted and yard full
of little chickens.
Mr.. Charlie Duke who has been
working in KY, for the past four
months has returned home to spend
while with his mother, Mrs. M. E.
Duke.
Sunday seemed quite spring day
for in the p. m. every body especially
the young folks, took walks and
went driving together.
Miss Helen Cardwell who went to
Oxford for medical treatment liked
Hospital works so well she has decid-
ed to learn nursing and gone to work.
Misses Addie Brown and Evelyne
Cardwell were seen out driving
"alone" Sunday afternoon; be of good
cheer girls it was Church day at Will
hanson.
Several from our neighborhood at
tended the basket ball game at Will
hanson Friday evening.
Mr.. Marvin McCullar had his
horse hitched at its usual hitching
post Sunday evening.
Miss Lottie Cardwell spent the
evening Monday at J. Fl. Enbanks.
Miss Cormie Ramay of Shuford is
visiting her cousin, Mrs. j. H. En-
banks.
Mr.. Thad McCullar made a busi-
ness trip to Oakland Monday.
We suppose Mr.. Charlie Duke
means better crop he purchased
himself pair Of mules Monday.
The north Mississippi herald., 1923-03-09
WATER VALLEYS NEW
MILLINERY-THE HAT SHOPPE

Miss Collie Addington is now located
in the store building formerly occupi-
ed by Mrs. Shaw's millinery.
She has recently returned from
st. Louis, where she made her spring
selection Of millinery.
She invites you to come and inspect
her line of millinery, embroidery
threads and stamped goods.
She is also prepared to do your
hemstitching.
The north Mississippi herald., 1923-03-09
REMARKABLE coLoRED WOMAN
Mother of the Howard Brothers Who
Are Prominent Men of Their Races

There was buried in Ebeneezer, in
Holmes County, a few days ago, one
of the most remarkable colored wo-
men of the state. She was the mother
of the Howard brothers, all five of
whom have attained prominent posi-
tions among the men of their race.
They are Perry Howard, formerly
of Jackson but now an attache Of
the Department Of Justice in Wash
ington, A. J. Howard, of Jackson.
large property holder, and Drs-
w. T.; E. E., and W. c. Howard. She
Is also survived. by two daughters,
and by two nephews, both prominent
among their race in this city, DR.. s.
D. Redmond and A. M. Redmond.
The funeral was largely attended
for, she was universally esteemed
both by the white and colored people
among whom she lived.-Jackson
Daily Clarion Ledger.
The north Mississippi herald., 1923-03-09
SUMMONS FOR PUBLICATION
STATE OF MISSISSIPPI.

To John Albert Gordon, whose last
known Post Office address was Mem
phis, Tenn.
You are Commanded to appear be-
fore the Chancery Court of Second
District of the County of Yalobusha,
in said State, on the Fourth Monday
of April, A. D. 1923, to dfend the
suit in said Court of Fannie May
Gordon, wherein you are Defendant
on original bill.
This 3rd. day of March, 1923.
D. E. PARKS, Clerk.
VIM. F. HAMILTON, Solicitor for
Complainant.
The north Mississippi herald., 1923-03-09
JOSEPH NEWBURCER
AND MISS COHEN WE'D
Ceremony Performed at Fine
shrider Home.

Joseph Newberger, wealthy cotton
merchant and philantrophist and Miss
Rose Cohen, member of family long
prominent here, were married late
Wednesday by the Rev. W. Fl. Fine
shriber in the presence of very few
friends. After the ceremony, which
was performed at the Fineshriber
home, Mr.. and Mrs Newburger held a
reception at Gage D'Amour, the
palatial Newburger home on the East
Parkway.
Mrs Newburger is the daughter of
Mrs. Pennie Cohen of 1141 East
Minna Place and sister of Leonard
Cohen formerly of this city, but now
of st. Louis. Mr.. Cohen came to Mem
phis to attend his sister, wedding.
Mr.. Newburger's marriage comes as
the sequel to a divorce which Mr..
Newburger permitted his first wife
now Mrs. Hetty Newburger Arlington
to secure. Mr.. Newburger generously
gave her $500 900 as a separation set
tlement. The children, Joy and Mary
were given to Mr.. Newburger. Later
when Mrs. w. T. Arlington sued Mrs.
Hetty Arlington for 100000 for
alienation, compromise of $4,000
was effected. Mr.. Newburger asked in
court for reconsideration of the
terms of his settlement and was
granted absolute control of the chill
dren Mr.. and Mrs. Arlington moved
to Chicago. They are understood to
be in South America now.
Mr. and Mrs Newburger are leav-
ing this morning for trip to Tampa
and Havana. After April /, they will
be at home at the Newburger resi-
dence
Rumors of the impending nuptials
have been in the air for several days
Monday they became thick. Mr.. New.
burger was reused from deep study
Monday night.
eve have a report here that you
are preparing to be married." Mr.
Newburger was told.
Haven't anything to say about that
tonight" laughed Mr.. Newburger
"When the time comes and there is
anything to announce. I'll let you
know" he added cheerily as he hung
up the receiver.
Miss Cohen was just as secretive.
Her brother-Leonard, on visit from
St. Louis, declined to be interviwed
"Miss Cohen would object to the pub
lication of anything now" he said.
Wednesday morning Mr.. Newburg-
er announced to a number of his busi-
ness associates that he was to be mar
ried Wednesday night.
A section and two lower berths
were reserved on Frisco train los,
leaving Memphis this morning. Three
whole and one half tickets to Tampa
were taken.
Wednesday afternoon Mr.. R. L.
Taylor appeared at the courthouse
for Mr.. Newburger and obtained the
marriage license. Mr.. Newburger's
age was given as Ga. Miss Cohen's
as 46.
The north Mississippi herald., 1923-03-09

A big crop Is necessary this year
Prices of everything the farm raises
are going to be higher and the farmer
who makes the big crop is the one
who will reap the big benefits-Get
good farm tools, you can't make a
big crop with poor farm implements
There are none better than the cels-
brated John Dunn Plows and farm
tools-A big stock on hand At
Wagner & Co.
The north Mississippi herald., 1923-03-09

their loans, plus large bonuses before
the United States entered the war.
We Jumped from
Frying Pan to the Fire
Now and then the people revolt
when conditions become too oppres-
sive. They did this in the fall Of
1922. In installing the present ma
tional administration the voters un-
doubtedly believed that they were
successfully repudiating foreign en-
tanglements, but they were doing no
such thing. 1t was simply case
of jumping from the frying pan into
the fire.
The League of Nations was re-
vived under the title of Association
of Nations" and several treaties
were enacted which are intended to
have American work in double har-
ness with old world imperialism.
Our influential wealth lord rulers
know the past and they are satisfied
with the present, but the future
cay, there's the rub," as Hamlet
would say. They saw the handwrit-
ing on the wall in the 1922 elections.
They are already attempting to con-
troll the candidates Of the Republi-
can and Democratic parties in 1924.
If this can be accomplished the SUBJ
sequent election will be of small in
trest to them, for the people will
have to select one or the other of the
candidates Of the major parties.
At the 1922 election the people
were nightly moved and a new
alignment took place in the Ameri-
can electorate. Organized labor, the
men on the farms and the plain
everyday citizens found that they
had common interest and united
in it's accomplishment. Party lines
and fealty were smashed. The cor
rupt party boss found that his
machine did not function as readily
as heretofore. The corporation
newspapers discovered that they
We're no longer moulders of public
opinion.
Public right instead of private
privilege jumped, into the saddle and
the commonwealth received the con-
sideration which predatory groups
had too long snatched for them
selves. :.
1t was a splendid opportunity to
secure the restoration of at least a
measure of representative govern
tment, and the people seized it. They
will do so again in the future. II
the old parties do not adopt progress
sive platforms and select men of
proven humanitarian and progress
sive records in the National Conven-
tion of 1924, then third party will
be inevitable and candidates will be
elected who will see to it that our
political institutions register the
popular will and not the dictates Of
Americas secret and dynastic rulers.
tSigned) JOHN F. HYLAN.
Mayer,
The north Mississippi herald., 1923-03-09
WHAT'S The MATTER
WITH AMERICA?
JOHN F. HYLAN, MAYOR OF NEW YORK, SAYS: WEALTH
LORDS HAVE USURPED GOVERNMENT AND
DICTATE DESTINIES OF PEOPLE TO
SERVE OWN SELFISH ENDS.
Writtea Specially for The North Mississippi Herald
BY JOHN r. HYLAN, Mayor of New York.

New York. March Sin answering this question there is
seeking refuge behind sentimental pattudes and
fine but meaningless phrases The trouble with America today
small group of excessively wealthy individuals members
the Republican and Democratic parties alike have through
the of powerful sinister and too often unlawful
influences usurped the and seized its agencies
scale that they have become the virtual dcator Of
the desnies of hundred and ten million people,
If the wealth and power concentrated in this of
wolves devoted to the betterment of humanity
instead of increased and greater financial gain the
upon land with contented body of people
than these United States of America
The north Mississippi herald., 1923-03-09

Big line Of Staple dry goods
bought before the advance at
ARMSTRONG & BAILEY BROS.
Coffeeville, Miss.
Remember we have moved into
the old Newburger building.
The north Mississippi herald., 1923-03-09
SUMMONS FOR PUBLICATION
NO. 2265

NO. 2265
STATE OF MISSISSIPPI
To Eulice Mcfarland, whose last
known Post Office address. was Mem
phis, Tenn.
You are Commanded to Appear
before the Chancery Court of Second
District of the County Of Yalobusha,
in said State, on the Fourth Monday
of April, A. d. 1923, to defend the
suit in said Court Of Irma Mcfarland
on original bill. wherein you are the
Defendant.
This 9th, day of March 1928.
d. E. PARKS, Clerk.
VIM. F. HAMILTON, Solicitor for
Complainant.
The north Mississippi herald., 1923-03-09

tnan LneSe UnlCeQ OCdIeS Ol al
But what do we find?-a cruel
economic seltdom, widespread ex-
ploitation in the necessities of life
and a crushing oppression in almost
every city and State on the conti-
nent. This is the unhappy fate of
millions whose toll and labor, blood
and sweat have made possible the
favored few in the fields of produc-
tion and trade.
The means by which this system
OF tyranny, oppression and disto:-
ton is carried on year after year is
occasionally disclosed in few of our
magazines and newspapers which,
being Independent and fearless, do
not have to fawn and lick the hands
of corporation masters.
Political Parties
Wealth-Lords Control
These disclosures have made clear
that one of the ways by which the
wealth lords have been enabled to
dominate the government and ride
rough-shod over the people has been
through their control of political
parties.
Through such control the small
group of wealth lords, comprising
international bankers and money
lenders, public utility exploiters and
tariff beneficiaries, have actually
dictated the nomination of the Of
fices up to the present. They have
placed the slickest, cleyerest and
most cunning manipulators in Off
cial posts even in the minor places,
where they could be of service to
the invisible government.
Do not imagine that these wealth
lords are content merely to- dictate
nominations. They have, without
hindrance, written the very plat
forms and pledges of political par
ties; and because of substantial con-
tributions to campaign chests they
have arrogated to themselves the
right to dictate the governmental
policies of the administration elected
to office, regardless of the political
complexion of such administration.
Woe to the public official, be he
high or low, who dares to resent
their dictatorship! If such there be,
then the floodgates of lying press
propaganda are released, sweeping
the unhappy public servant to an
earthly as we'll as political grave,
or compelling them to compromise
with his conscience and become
their subservient tool to the end OF
his term.
Reason for Drive 20
Cancel Our War Debts
Some of our international bank
ers, the protection Of whose foreign
investments, loans and credits
abroad, was one Of the moving
causes of our entering the war are
now urging that we remit the ten
billions of debt which these Euro
pean governments owe to the Liberty
Bond holders of the United States.
They would have these debts de-
fhrrad scalad dawn oy cancelad alto
gether. In other words, the pay
ment of the billions rightfully be-
longing to the American govern
ment and which would go a long
way toward reducing taxation, set
ting the wheels Of industry hum
ming. and giving to the soldiers their
just demands, is to be deferred or
possibly cancelled in order that the
international bankers may be repaid
The north Mississippi herald., 1923-03-09
r. F. PITTMAN. Jr.
Calhoun City, Miss.

FOR SALES-s0 acres 6 miles east
of Water Valley 80 acres in Gull
tivation balance in timber. Good five
room house, out buildings, good or
chard, 6 running springs, on route
and in good consolidated school DIS
trict. Offered cheap for quick sale,
terms if desired. For information
call at this office.
Coat Suits-Dresses and Milli-
merry
ARMSTRONG & BAILEY BROS.
~ Coffssville. Miss.
The north Mississippi herald., 1923-03-09
CLASSIFIED ADS.
To prevent a Cold, take 666.

For Sale-Lespedeza and Bermu-
da Hay, by the bale or in ton lots.
From SIS. to $40. per ton delivered.
Phone 2211.-SMITH BROS.
The north Mississippi herald., 1923-03-09

FOR SALE Several fine farms
embracing good improvements, farm
lands, timber lands, etc. Prices and
terms right. BOX 681, WATER
VALLEY, MISSISSIPPI.
The north Mississippi herald., 1923-03-09

SO MONEY. Under Bankers Re-
serve System, 6To loans may be Sc
cured on city or farm property, to
buy, build, improve, or pay indebted
ness. Bankers Reserve Deposit Com.
pany, 1648 California Street, Denver.
COLORADO.
FOR RENT-My farm 4 mile
south of Water Valley on the Coffee
vile road 25 acres Bottom land and
some good Watermelon land on the
Hills, if interested call or see me.
Phone 16.- D. OLINGER
The north Mississippi herald., 1923-03-09

Rub-My-Tism for Rheumatism.
FOR GRADUATE NURSE-Call
Phone No. 2813.
The north Mississippi herald., 1923-03-09
FOR SALE

Several nice residences in Water
Valley for sale. Terms-to suit
purchaser. Address-6s1. Water
Valley. Miss
The north Mississippi herald., 1923-03-09

FOR SALE-Pure Bred Klbndyke
and Missionary (early) Strawberry
plants. Thomas variety $3.50 pei
1000. State Inspected.
IRA COPE, Newbern, Tenn.
The north Mississippi herald., 1923-03-09
6s6 quickly relieves a cold

'WANTED-100 Cords Of pole wood
See M. Allen, Mgr. Cumberland Tele-
phone, Co., Water Valley, Miss.
The north Mississippi herald., 1923-03-09

Woman loves a clear, rosy com
plexion. Burdock Blood Bitters i,
splendid for purifying the blood
clearing the skin, restoring SOUND
digestion. All druggists sell it. Price
$1.25.
The north Mississippi herald., 1923-03-09

FORD TRUCK FOR SALE
A light Ford Truck in good con
dition offered cheap for quick sale
Telephone 154.-T. H. Dalton.
6R6 cures Malarial Fever
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-04-05
WAN BROUGHT BACK FOR
DESERVING HIS WIFE

TOTTENVILLE, April 5:-Theo-
dore Angernan, ship carpenter
formerly employed in local plant,
who is charged with deserting his
wife, Catherine AAgerman, and six
months old baby, of Tottenville, and
went to Florida a year and half
ago, has been arrested and placed in
1.-THE county jaI at Richmond.
Angerman was arrested at Miami
recently following hi indictment on
the charge by the January grand
Jury sitting at st. George. He was
brought back from Florida yesterday
by Detective George Meyers of Dis
trict Attorney Maloy's staff and lock-
ed up in the county Jail to await a
hearing. His case will probably come
before the April supreme court
which is now in session at the court
house at st. George.
Angerman when it is alleged that
he deserted his wife and baby resid-
ed at SO Pleasant Plains avenue,
Pleasant Plains. Since his departure
Mrs. Angerman has been living with
her uncle, Peter Holman, at 7442
Amboy road, Tottenville. Angerman
has two daughters by a former mar
riage. His first wife, who was resi-
dent of Pleasant Plains died two or
three years before his second mar
riage. The two daughters are said
to be with his relatives at Atlantic
CITY
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-04-05
JUSTICE BERGEN REVERSES
DISTRICT COURT DECISION

Justice James J. Bergen OF the
supreme court in decision recently
filed reversed Judge c. c. HON.
mann, of the local district court on
an important procedure under the
Landlord and Tenant act. Prior to
the decision of Judge Bergen, it has
been but necessary to issue sum-
mary proceedings in the district
court, but according to Judge Ber-
gen the summons is not sufficient
unless the landlord had previously
given the tenant notice in writing
and demanded possession or the
premises.
The decision was made by Justice
Bergen in connection with the writ
of certiorari proceedings brought
by Thomas Brown in the case OF the
Perth Amboy Iron and Metal Com
pany, whose lease had expired. The
owner, Herman Ellis, through Wight,
Wight g. Golenbock, contended that
no notice or demand was necessary
as the expiration of the lease was III
itself a sufficient notice to quit the
premises. Mr.. Brown argued that
the expiration of the lease did not
Justify the landlord in deprlVlng
the tenant from every jurisdictionai
prerequisite; and one of these pre-
requisites in a summary proceed
ing for dispossession being demand
and notice.