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New Britain herald., 1923-01-27
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New Britain herald., 1923-01-27
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New Britain herald., 1923-01-27

.hs sRlr profitable adN Fsising medium " ihs eiiY, Circulation backs and press room always open t0 advertisers,
New Britain herald., 1923-01-27
NAPITOL. ,A. JOKES

BY EDWARD T. TAYLOR T.. s. Representative From Colorado,
 Fourth District
New Britain herald., 1923-01-27

Hell, for some people, will be a dismal place where they will never have chance to snub anybody.
New Britain herald., 1923-01-27
New Britain Herald

HERALD PuRLlsHING COMPANY flssusd Dsily, sunday EKOsnieal, At Herald Bids, sI church street,
New Britain herald., 1923-01-27

Germany appears more keenly in- terested in pairing with Russia than in repairing France.
New Britain herald., 1923-01-27

If man devotes enough energy to his own job, he hasn't much time to pick flaws in the work of his betters.
New Britain herald., 1923-01-27

Knowledge is power. But the knowledge that you have made an ass of yourself leaves you powerless.
New Britain herald., 1923-01-27

When our eyes rest upon some of the new ties, we wish men still wore long whiskers.
New Britain herald., 1923-01-27
TELEPHONE CALLS

snisFed q. the Pest 6Nee at HsS RTiiaih
 s Second Glass Mst Matter,
New Britain herald., 1923-01-27

In nick town. a prominent family is one that keeps COW.
New Britain herald., 1923-01-27

ius'ness 1riee rrtttrsftssssss'''sstat ss tditoTisi Peems t,.s,,'',tss''''''''sf w
New Britain herald., 1923-01-27

A rural enthusiast says more of them should be called Farmer-Con- gressmen. For that matter. more should be called former Congressman.
 All a woman wishes to know about her fur coat is that it cost more than the one her neighbor wears.
New Britain herald., 1923-01-27

SUBSCRIPTION RATEs' ss ae . feaH
 ts.ee fhFss Months ...
 fse henth'
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-17
Heaven in 1925?
Bible Students Think So
Point to Scriptural Verses
Satan's Power On Wane

TACOMA. Aug. l7.-"Millions now
living will never die"
On bilIboards, in newspapers in
magazines and in pamphlets you
have seen this message. Its use has
spread with great rapidity since first
given TO the world in 1917 by Judge
Rutherford. who has given up his
practice as New York lawyer 10
carry on religious work as president
OF the International Bible Students
association.
and billions now dead will live
again
This Is being added TO the we'll
known phrase by conference lectur.
crs. The significance Of the prophecy
Is explained by speakers at the Pa.
cific Northwest convention, attended
by thousands, In the Scottish Rite
cathedral hero this week.
The phrase coined by Judge Ruth.
erford, means that in 1925. when the
big upheaval as prophesied in the
Bible. takes place, millions of people
now inhabiting the earth will expert.
ence that change and will gain ever.
lasting life. according TO w. II.
Pickering. travelling lecturer Of New
York. who is chairman OF the local
conference. II also means that bill.
lions who have died in the last 5000
years will be returned 70 life, he
says.
Judge Rutherford issued his proc.
lanation Of Millions now living will
never die in 1917, based upon the
teachings OF the Bible as shown in
Pastor Charles T. Russel's Studies in
the Scripture" Mr.. Pickering de-
cIared.
Forty years ago Pastor Russell
told that 1914 would mark the out.
break of trouble. The majority of
both the clergy and the laiety
scoffed, but. true to the Bible proph-
ecy. the trouble really began In 1914
with the outbreak Of the world war.
"Since that time there has been
no peace on earth. Men have yainly
tried to bring about peace on earth
thru conferences and world leagues.
but the Bible states that all these
will fail. Isaiah 1910.
The only true remedy for the
troubles Of earth is the Kingdom Of
the Prince Of Peace, Jesus Christ,
who soon will DO monarch of all the
earth. His Kingdom will bring In
everlasting peace and righteousness
and will stand forever. Isaiah o:
CT.
THE Bible contradlctg the fact
that all life must be in Heaven.
The Lord has not been trying to
convert the world, but has ap.
pointed thousand.year.day for that
purpose. The earth will be the
Kingdom OF Christ for 1000 years.
and during this time all who are
obedient will enjoy eternal human
life.
There has been q shaking OF nm
lions and destruction of satan's EN-.
pire for 5000 years since the crea.
ton Of Adam. Satan has deceived
the people, but now his power is
being broken by Christ, while the
scriptures prove he Will be bound
for 1000 years. Revelations. 20;2.
"chrit5t died TO the world MS a
ransom. His second advent "a for
tho purpose of destroying satan'B
work, teaching all nations Gods
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-17
Clothes Are Cause
of Romance-Paris

PARIS. Aug. iT.--Analyzing tho
ever-changins styles In women's
gowns. NJ. Henri Docot. tho artist.
declared the varying fashions help
70 keep romance alive. zone day
your beloved" he said. rs some
thing In ths Second Empire style:
then she Is hobbled as II for sack
race. Next her draperies now. but
soon she is so shortskirted that you
wonder II the frock Is hah.price.
Now she is Early Victorian. How
could ono tire Of looking at such a
delightfully."- changeabls thing7"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-17

cycles which God commanded the
Jews 10 celebrate every 50 years. The
Jewish nation wua n typlcai nation
and thcso Juhllccs were types on a
small scale OF tho great Jubilee Of
all the earth. soon TO begin. God
told than 10 keep 10 iuh.Iecs. begin.
ming In 1875 II. c. That makes n
period OF 1880 years. ending In 1915,
During the 1000 years God will
make The earth like Paradise. There
will be- no need for batticships.
Guns and gaa bombs will ba dc.
stroyed. There will DO no jaiia.
And there will be no profi,eera. I"
no added. with laugh. Tho .un.
dertakors viii have to 60 out OF
business or course. not right away.
Doctors and preachers will hnvo to
find new jobs. All men can enjoy
tho earth forever. Isaiah 65:2o.a5.
Verse 4 Of Chapter q OF REEVE.
latlons says:
And God shall wipe away all
tears from their eyes and there
shall be no moro death. neither sor.
row. nor crying. neither shall there
be any moro pain; for tho former
things have passed away.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-17
NEGRO QUESTION
HOT IN FRANCE
ti-Amerlcan Sentiment Is
Caused by Attack

PARIS. Aug. i7.-Princs George
Touvalo Hayenou. duslsy hen OF
tho ooiored eR.klng OF Dahomey.
further stirred up the nnti.Ameri.
can sentiment that has arisen over
the negro question here when he
appeared Ia court today and told
OF his being elected from a Mont.
Marie cabaret because American
patrons objected 20 his presence.
Denying allegations Of tho cab.
aret manager that lac had not been
molasted. Prince George declared.
my shirt was torn Off. was
kicked ana smashed. II was ali
duo 20 tho Americans yelling. Put
tho dirty Niger outf
Proceedings disclosed tho fact
that a white girl dancer. whose
name has been hnshed up. was
with the prince nj the timo OF tho
incident
Commenting on this fact. tho
Judge declared
IT IA another case Of cherchez
le femme There are grave charges
against Americans which wo must
clear up"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-17
ME-. Emily Paucnowo and her dancing bear. Tom

Bears that spin around on old
fashioned bicycles OF tho style that
grand-dad used 10 ride. or who en-.
gage In catch.as.eaten.ean wrestling
bouts with their trainers. are
among tho features on tina Ringing
Brothers and Barnum & Bailey pro
gram Of 1898,
Jerry" who Is one OF the nine
bruins taught By M'lis Palicnbsrg.
Is partial 20 anything that has
wheels. For. aside from his three
story bike. no leads tho skaters
marathon when the bears make a
rink out of ths large platform IN
tho center OF the main tent. Jerry"
likewise trundies a wheeiharrow
around tho hippodromo track.
Bruins Of all types arc prominent
with the mammoth two-in-ons show
this season. There aro three
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-17
PILOTS TO Fly
n. Y. TOFRISCO
Five Major Fields
MarkNightR
Across Country

WASHINGTON. Aug. ~. - Trial
flights. TO determine whether the
postoffice department can success
fully operate a transoontlnental air
mail service. involving regular night
flights for tho first time in history,
viii be started next Tuesday.
At IL a. m. on that date a plano
win take the air at New York. bound
for the Golden Gate on tho Pacific.
At the Same time another plane will
depart from San Francisco with mail
destined for New York.
over the night route. extending
from Chicago 20 Cheyenne, Wyo.,
one-third OF the distance, the post.
efs.ee has Installed every possible
safeguard 90 insure safety 20 the
fhers. In this area are located five
major fields. Chicago, Iowa City.
Omaha. North Platte and Cheyenne,
each equipped with two 100000
candlepower arc lights. one for a
Hood light and ono as a peaeon'
Emergency fields. located every %
miles between Chicago and Chey.
ennc. are illuminated with beacons
and outlining lights. while ut every
three miles along tho line smaller
flashing beaeons have been put In
place.
Anticipating success In the trans
continental venture. the postoffiec
department has already promulgated
tentative Eono rates for the service.
For each ounce or fraction thereof
between New York and Chicago. the
first zone, a fee OF eight cents viii
be charged. Between Chicago and
Cheyenne a charge OF Is cents an
ounce VIII be collected. and from
san Francisco. the third zone, the
toll VII be 20 cents an ounce.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-17

! truth and lifting them up TO llfe
eternal. As this Kingdom Is TO be-
gin in 1925. there arc no doubt many
people now living who will pass
through the trouble and 1--we forever.
For 10 centuries God has been
selecting church 10 reign with
Christ for the purpose OF blessing
and uplifting the world 20 eternal
life. He has permitted pepole 10
experience good and OWL. happiness
and sorrow. so that when he offers
the new life they will not reject Il.
The date for tho new life is
1925. This il based on the jubilee
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-17

troupes OF annw.whlts pola- bears
that walk ropes, slide from tho tops
OF tall ehuteA. play az lcap.frug.
tester and engage in games with
their keepers.
Among the polar bears arc
''woof'' and ''wallop." two giants
that have been taught tho art OF
wrestling. "wosf' always permits
himself to bo thrown BY his trainer.
Christian Schroeder. while "wallop''
invariably wants 20 DO tho victor.
In addition are many companies
OF performing lions. tiEera. black
ranthera and moro than 700 trained
horses. Tho human Slda OF tho
circus numbers 700 men and women
athletes and a hundred clowns. All
win 10 seen here next Monday aud
Tuesday. when tho big show win
treat Seattle sawdust fans 70 four
gala performances.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-17
Drought May Swell
High Cost of Eats

NEW YORK. Aug. i7.-The price
OF canned goods ~ 20 be advanced
this fall owing 90 damage done 10
vegetables by excessive dryneas dur.
ing the early summer.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-17
Royal Vine Bears
Record Production

LONDON. aug. 1.-THE famous
royal vine planted In 1858 at Hamp.
ton Court Palace Is bearing 600
churches OF garpes. breaking all
previous records.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-08-17
Greeks Smear Tar
on Women's Necks

ATHENS. Aus. iT.--Mombers OF n
moral upiift association here have
adopted tho practice Of smearinK
With tar tho necks OF women wear
ms dresses cut low.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-09-07
LECTURETTE

It is economical to make your
meter out Of the springs In, the
car. Save your shock absorbers
for the passenger when you show.
him the bad news. Be sure and
keep your meter well oiled. It II.
a serious accident to have It stop.
working. ;
The mathematician who said
that a straight line was the shorts,
est distance between two points
was an atheist. Stick to the old
fashioned religion of making short.
cuts around the world.
The quickest way to get q GUS
toner IL to knock him down. Lock
him in before he RECEIVERS con-
sciousness. Then charge him over
time for snoring. Avoid chorus
girls and escort on way home. He
Is already picked clean. Intoxi-
Gated passengers are desirable.
They see two meters 50 that you.
can short change them twice.
Drive fast with old ladies'
they'll pay to get out. Drive slow
with young couples-they'll pay to
stay In.
Keep doors well locked. It's ex-
travagance to let passenger fall
out. Never clean the window back
Of the meter. Customers with
apoplexy are an economic waste.
Never miss q bump. It is invig-
Grating to the meter and shows the
passenger you're q regular chaufs
feur.
Above all. remember robbery Is
dishonest. but taxi driving requires
q license.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-09-07
4A 3 g
~ \
luo'1enW
to attract must
Radiatc
HEALTHY
ADVERTISEMENT.

D EAUTY is the magnet which
- draws all eyes-and back Of
beauty-Health working silently.
Red blood tingling through the
veins:-the glow OF youth in the
cheeks:-the spring of eager
ness, OF vim, OF vitality in the
walk;-the ever graceful air, un-
restrained by care or worry.-AlI
the charms Of beauty. All the
works Of health.
Men are fascinated by the
charms Of beauty. Women gaze
with envy, secretly Jealous, per.
Observation-Disclosures
for that attractiveness that is not
theirs.
But why the wondering-the
hoping-the praying for that
crave d for attractiveness-that
beauty. Good looks is the barome,
ter Of ones condition. Good health
radiates beauty. s. s. s. purifes
the blood-createS new red blood
cells-rids the system Of impuri.
ties which make beauty and at
Effectiveness impossible. AS wom-
en- to attract must radiate health
SO must they keep their systems
free from impurities and their red
blood cells ever increasing. s. s. 8.
does both.
s. S. S., since 1926, has been rid
ding the system Of impurities
pimples, blackheads, boils, eczema
and rheumatism-b u Hiding red
blood cells-aiding women to be at
tractive by radiating health.
s. s. S. is made Of carefully Sc
lected herbs and barks, scientific
ally prepared and proportioned.
All good drug stores carry S. s. 8.
It is more economical to
purchase the large size bot
~ tie.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-09-07
CRACKLINGS

Our forests may be vanishing,
but our grass widows are in
ereasing.
When a horse lives in a stable
rs q stable; when a man lives
IN a stable fits a studio.
MAN Goes Wild After Two
Drinks"'- Most men
20 after one drink pretty wildly.
When a woman tells her right
age she's too old to count.
New rules for dying adopted
by air conference. Suppose II an
aviator takes a nose dive with
out notifying headquarters they
confiscate his flowers.
A good boss treats his en-
pioyes as he would have his wife
treat him.
A numbskull is an old-fash
toned dumbbell.
According to the record Of
Americas front families the
Mayflower was a floating CONT
nent.
An octopus is the pickpocket
Of the sea.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-09-07
ADVERTISEMENT,
Is a Gland
Operation
Necessary?

BY a new discovery the life Civ
ing gland substance which is some.
times administered by expensive
operations may now be supplied in
tablet form. This treatment is
highly recommended by European
and American scientists, who have
proved that the internal administra.
ton Of gland extracts has a very
marked effect upon the correspond.
ing glands OF the human body, often
rebuilding them to normal activity
SUCH a treatment is now offered
to the public in the form of Glando.
gen. highly concentrated glandu.
lar tonic, in convenient tablet form
prepared from the glands of heal
my young animals and compounded
with other valuable ingredients
Glandogen is obtainable at the Pen.
pies Drug Stores. Mail orders
gwen prompt attention
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-09-07
Hard to Figure.

A woman has performed the
extraordinary feat Of typewriting
$50 words q minute, but nobody
has been able to figure out how
many words q woman can speak
In that length Of time.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-09-07

Watch the hosiery instead OF
the autos when you cross the,
street.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-09-07

Make sarcastic remarks to the
barber who il about to cut your
hair.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-09-07

Count your roll in the pres
ence Of the chap who's always
borrowing money to play the
races.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-09-07

The old'timer who makes the
weather seem twice as hot by
telling about the good beer he
used to get at Casey's in the old
days.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-09-07

On April 81. 1928. a Chicago
girl asked her mother If she
might wash the dishes 50 she
could see how she looked in her
new apron.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-09-07

Get caught darning socks in
the front window when the FASH
ionable Mrs. Binks goes by.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-09-07

Give the coal man q piece OF
your mind for the shabby way
he treated you last Winter.
There1l be more Winters.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-09-07

On February 80. 1923, the presi.
dent Of the Transcontinental
Railroad announced that all pas
sengers who felt chilly would be
allowed to ride in the cab with
the engineer.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-09-07

On November 81, 1922, the
mayor Of Detroit ordered the
members Of the street cleaning
department to don white flannels
IN order to improve the appear
ance Of the city.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-09-07
BELIEVE 1T?

On June 81, 1928. a Boston
stenographer stayed home from
work so she could finish the
novel she had started reading the
night before.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-09-07
GLANDOGEN
6 6 6

ls q Prescription for Malaria.
Chills and Fever. Dengue or
BILIOUS Fever. It kills the
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-09-07

The girl who tells you all about
the swell places where she has
been In the hope that you will
be goaded into spending a weeks
salary on her,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-09-07

On September 81, 1921, a Balti.
more bootlegger decided to re-
form and earn an honest living
by selling electric heaters to
Eslximos.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-09-07

Let your wife catch you car.
rying bundles for the good-look.
ing woman next door.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-09-07

On July 8, 1891. a New York
head barber discharged one Of his
assistants because he was unable
to talk intelligently with the Gus
toners about the league Of ma
lions.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-09-07

On June 81, 1928. Rochester
saleslday refused an offer to go
On the stage because it would
prevent her from going swimming
with her girl friends on Saturday
afternoons.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-09-07
DON'T

Tell your daughter how you
used to fool your pa and ma in
your counting days.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-09-07
FOUL BALLS

The insurance agent who gets
into your office on the pretext
that he has called on important
business.
The Lady who monopolizes the
conversation with a continuous
line Of chatter and then asks Won
why You are so quiet.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-09-07

A numbskulI is an old-fash
toned dumbbeIl.
Evening star., 1923-10-21
ROUTE GIVES TANG
TOMOTOR DRIVE
Trip Through Maryland Into
/ Pennsylvania During DC.
! foher Highly Commended.

For a motor trip with tang Co it
drive up through Maryland into Penn
syivania during October ana become
acquainted with the hne new roads
and delightful scenery OF the Key
stone state, For many folks Penn
sylvania is an autumn playground.
Tourists are particularly fortunate
at this time OF the year when the
colorful foliage presents an . ever
changing charm OF scenery along the
ribbon-like boulevards.
AS a suggestion for short two
day trip, the American Automobile
Association touring bureau presents
theob the STcSnt s,ysr iFSm snqn insYs
vile, ElliGott City to Baltimore;
avoiding traffic In the Monumental
city by following the route as shown
on the accompanying map UP Mon
on North Charles out past Johns Hop
ktps University: passing through
some Of the most beautiful residen-
tial parts Of Baltimore.
Branch on to Right.
Branch off to the right about one
quarter mile beyond University Park
way. through the suburb of Guilford,
highway directly north through
Towson to York, where the Lincoln
highway Is fnterSected. AT York
there is a fairly good hotel. and care
should be used to comply with the
traffic regulations at the city square.
a series OF bells have been erected
at this point and all cars are required
20 stop or start on the ringing OF
Leaving York. it is an easy matter
TO follow the red, white and blue
bands along the Lincoln Way to Get
tysburg, where one may spend some
H. a..
through tho battlefield. Uniformed
guides are on hand ready to accom-
pany motorists for a stated fee. From
Gettysburg most OF the main trunk
highways radiate into all parts Of
Pennsylvania With sufficient time.
the traveller may follow any one OF
these thoroughfares even as far west
as Pittsburgh and return over the
National Old Trails road, which is
one OF the most historic highways In
America or 1t is now easily practical
10 make the drive from Gettysburg up
through Harrisburg to Sunbury over
all paved highway since the detour
above Clark's Ferry Is now eltmi-
mated.
On the return trip to Washington.
the best route goes via Westminster
to West Friendship. then west TO
Ridgeville and down through Rock
willie. There Is just a short detour
above West Friendship, through the
Springfield Hospital grounds, but this
is excellent macadam.
Every mile of this tour includes
paved roadway, smooth and free OF
oil II Is suggested that Gettysburg
be made the first day, as there are a
few fairly good hotels In the battle
town. The A. A. A. scout car made
the run last Wednesday and any fur
Their detailed information may be Sc
cured at the touring bureau. 11aS 18th
street northwest
Evening star., 1923-10-21

mixture do NOT actually FIRE. they are
wasted through the exhaust The ad-
vantage of shutting off the ignition
is to allow the engine to act as a
brake in order to help retard the
engine.
Since the charges of gas merely ex-
pand as the pistons allow them to
rather than force down the pistoHs
as is the case when the Ignition is on,
there is no internal force 10 drive
the motor. The retarding effect re-
suits from the slowing up of the
pistons upon the compressing stroke