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Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-11-01
GOVERNOR NAMES COUNTY
MEN TO CONVENTION

AXTRENTON, Nov. 1:-Governor
JHAzer yesterday appointed twenty
delegates from New Jersey to attend
Pie sixteenth annual convention of
he Atlantic Deeper Waterways Asso-
kiation to be held at Norfolk, Vir-
kinia, November 13 to 16.
The entire membership of the
Ptate Board of Commerce and Navi-
cation were among the delegates APP
pointed. The board is composed of
The following: j. Spencer Smith. of
Eenafly; William L. S: unders, North
Plainfield; Richard c. Jenkinson,
Newark; Robert f. Engle, Beach
Haven; David w. McCrea, Jersey
Fifty; William T. Kirk, of Beverly;
Henry c. Broking, Paterson, and w.
Parker Runyon, of Perth Amboy.
Other men appointed by Mr.. Silzer
70 represent New Jersey at the con-
ference are: Wilson J. Vance, of
Newark; William C. Billman, Tren-
Jon, secretary to the Manufacturers
Association; James M. Reilly, New
trk; j. Philip Bird, of the Manufac-
Iurers' Association of Jersey City;
Charles Mccormick, of New Bruns-
wick; Harold G. Hoffman, South
Amboy; Newton H. Porter, of New
lrk; H. w. Shaner, Ventnor; Henry
Neigand, Sr., Somers Point; Van
Eampan Hielner, Spring Lake; Con-
FRESHMAN Elmer II. Geran, of AS
bury Park, and Mayor Frederick w.
ponnelly of this city.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-11-01
School News

fred London. This campaign should
prove very beneficial at the school
games both indoors and outdoors.
The students are requested to get
familiar with a few of the school
yells. Gene" Mullen has announced
that he may appear before the
school at one of its assembly exer-
cises and lead the students through
several of the yells.
The Evening News will publish
several of the school yells which will
appear from time to time in order
to inform the reader of the yells
which the local high school uses.
The following are two of the yells
as handed out by the cheering squad:
Rickety-x go-x-go-x
Rickety-x-go-x-go-x
Who rah! Who rulel
Am-boy-High-School
Team! Team! Teee-am.
Locomotive yell (to be given short
and SWEET:
Perth A-m-b-o-y (four times)
~(Silence)
Long drawn whistle
(Silence)
Team. Teami Team,
Both of these yells have been very
popular among the students last
year.
School will be held on Friday from
8 to 10 due to a teachers conference
which is to be held at New Bruins
wick.
The seniors have been advised to
think of their senior essays. It is a
requirement of the English course
that all seniors must write an essay
before their graduation from the
school. The essay must be at least
of one thousand words and not more
than two thousand words. The stu
dents are to inform Miss Stauffer, of
the English department, by January
Is of their topic; by March l an out
line of their essay is to be handed
in, and by April Is the essay is due.
No two students will be permitted to
write on the same subject.
Many of the students are already
thinking of the work before them
for the writing of an essay requires
no little research work and labor.
The boys are to listen to a lecture
some time today which will be given
by DIR. Scott Hall.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-11-01
ONLY so DAYS LEFT
TO APPLY FOR BONUS

TRENTON, Nov. 1.-The State
Soldiers Bonus Commission today
drew attention to the fact that only
so days remain in which former SOL
diers may file applications for the
state bonus, which was provided by
the 1920 legislature.
The commission urged e~x-service
men who are entitled to the bonus
and who have not yet applied for it.
to file their applications at once.
Application forms and information
regarding the bonus may be gotten
from the American Legion, Veterans
of Foreign Wars. the Red Cross, or
from the bonus commission at the
state house here.
Under the original act, the time
limit for filing applications exaired
March 16, 1922. Because several
hundred applications were received
after this date, the last legislature
extended the time until January l,
1924.
The bonus commission said 1t was
improbable .ylat any future legisla-
ture will eA end the time further,
for filing applications for a bonus.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-11-01
TO MEET At MILLTOWN

A meeting of Hindustan No. 0
court of the Orient has been called
Tor tonight at Midtown for the pur-
pose of completing arrangements for
Ehe indoor circus that is to be held
the week of November IL. The circus
kill be held at the Armory in New
Brunswick and will include ten high
tlass acts. The Court of the Orient
5 composed of members of the Jun
pr Order American Mechanics from
Syery council in the county who are
%pking forward to the weeks event.
x 1923 Studebaker touring car will
be awarded for the benefit of the
Sourt at the circus.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-11-01

ATae CAM align for subscriptions to
S8te P~eriscopc, the high school paper,
! IS one of the most successful ever
hid at the local school. The final
king OF the subscriptions showed
close to six hundred subscrip-
had been obtained. Mr.. White,
Of the faculty and the business
81 Of he school publication,
business Manager Yale Wilmer
ell pleased with the results of
campaign. The goal aimed at
fftts the early days of the attempt
sel subscribers was 500. 1t ended
500.
khis afternoon at 3 o'clock in the
f 9h school auditorium a concert
sponsored by local teachers will be
flven. The purpose of holding the
toneerf is to encourage the desire for
music among the students of this
Pity. Miss Chisholm, the music SUI
pervisor and one who has done a
treat deal in securing the concert,
expects a large turnout both of the
plder class and of the students.
The program of the concert given
Ply the Carl Simons Symphony Or
thestra will consist OF the following:
Praeludium, Armas Jarnefell; Lost
Ehord, A. S. Sullivan; Robin Hood.
Reginald; Explanation of instru-
nents; Roses from the South, Jo-
hann Strauss; overture, Light Caval-
=ty. Franz Won Suppe; Scherzo, The
Apuse and the Trap, o. Kohler;
sK9arch, from Aida, G.. Verdi.
The following students have been
admitted into the Debating Club: j.
Pchulman, ]. G%olosoff, A. Horowitz,
E. Shapiro, S. Segal, D. Jaffee, G..
Blum, e. Goddard, H. Haynig, B..
P~orgensen, III. Wolpiansky, D. Lev
lnson.
A Know your school yells' CAM
paign is about to be launched by
fheer leaders Gene" Mullen and AL
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-11-01
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children's teeth. which are especially
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Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-11-01

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Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-11-01

A "Know your school yells'' cam
paign Is about to be launched by
fheer leaders Gene" Mullen and AL
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28
No Rare Bird Either,

Poor fellow-he leads a touch and
go life;
Success never stays with him
long.
Yes! He's truly leading a touch
and go life;
He makes a touch and hes
gone!
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28
1t Seems That

An English M. P. wanted to
tax American tourists. Some PEE
sons may have been under tire
impression that the English hotel
keepers were already attending to
that small matter.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28
Famous Books.

The Good Book. The book tina.
your wife gave you for Xmas.
A closed book. Robinson Cru
Soc" The cook book. A hand.
book Little Red Riding Hood"
Hubby's check book.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28
SOCIAL ERRORS

Asking your girl to give you
carefare home.
Telling a policeman he needs
q shave and haircut.
Looking the other way while
the butcher Is Weighing your
steak.
Telling the hostess her party
was a frost.
Serving a summons on a prize
fighter.
Telling your wife that you for
got to mail her letters.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28
The Flapper's Dilemma

I want to be loved
BY a handome Sheik;
I want to be pressed
Close to his cheek.
I want to do all
These things and more:
But get married? Neverl
Twould be such a bore.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28
Flanner Fairy Tales.

Ludwig-Let's sneak off with
the car and take a ride up to that
new roadhouse,
Georgette-Oh, I'd have to ask
mother first, I never do any
thing with bit her permission.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28
IFLIPS FROM Al
FLAPPER
By FlOssie Flapper.

be that sort when she gets them.
Mary has a feather boa and q
feather-headed beau.
Willie has purchased q second-
hand car. Says he's going to q
big blowout with it. After a look
at the @tires, III say that's just
where he's going.
When brains were being passed
out everybody seemed to be
around except the simp1e.minded
and that efficiency expert who's
cutting UP tricks in the office
across the hall
There isn't any use telling
Maize s. that she's wasting paint.
She just slops it on with a white
wash brush, end then let's her Inn
agtnation run riot.
People who live in glass houses
should turn off the lights.
Gerald used always to be rWv.
ing about black eyes until he
looked at a pair that belonged to
some other fellows girl and got
a pair Of his own.
The girl who goes. around moan
ing Nobody loves me-" generally
hasn't given anybody half a
chance.
II ever marry, want q man
who can change a tire on an
unshaded road on the hottest day
in August without going stark
mad and acting as though he
were trying to pull down the stars
and tear out his hair.
One thing about Adam-ne
didn't smoke a pipe and get ashes
all over the floor.
Speaking Of painting, some Of
these girls ought to be hung in an
art gallery-and others ought to
be just hung"
don't n1ee thunder or light
ming or fried CLAIMS.
Clothes make the man. but IN
the case OF some women it seems
to be the lack Of them.
hear they are gliding their
knees abroad. Skirts must be
getting shorter again
The boss came in Monday with
a bag Of golf sticks and a crouch.
He didn't mention his score.
That one-piece bathing SUIT IS
going to abolish the peace in
many families.
AS I look at it now, I'd much
rather work for a boss than
husband.
see that some high Govern
ment official advises society girls
to go to work in the mills. Oh
chiffon! Some debut!
went to a musicale the other
night and a long-haired guy next
to me kept wringing his hands
and signing as though something
allied him. suppose a real good
hunk Of Jazz would make him
pass out.
When asked Ella what she
thought Of the European situation
she replied that she didn't care
for any Job like that-she'd
rather work here. How's that To-:
ringing the dumbbell?
I've noticed that there are
often q lot Of sad birds in glad
rags.
If golf were a business fnstsad
of a pastirne the boss good look
ing son might be found on the
Job here once In a while.
The boss attenuated sister
came in again yesterday in a new
regalia. Strange how these th-
sufficient danes do like to CAN
attention to the details OF how
they are put together.
Clara Is going around with
such a sour face lately that you'd
think she was born In a pickle
factory.
Dora May says that at this time
of year she likes the boy who
says It with Ice cream sodas.
| SOCIAL ERRORS
Asking your girl to give you
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28
M E DB u r Y
SAYS
BY John p. Medbury.

-
" HE men are getting so cold
blooded lately that instead
- of going to a matrimonial
bureau for a mate they go TO an
employment agency.
When a guy tells you he needs
something for his kitchen you
don't know whether he means n
stove or a wife.
Some of them marry q woman
and expect her to brings her pots
and pans with her.
The only thing he's willing to
furnish her with is the work.
When a man builds a house
nowadays the first thing he has
the architect draw is the kitchen.
Then when he showed his sweet
heart the plans Of the home,
the only thing she could see on
them were q bunch of sinks.
She complained about it, so he
had two sinks taken out and wash
tubs put In their place.
Some guys are so anxious to
start thef" wives working right
away that they even force her to
get married IL. an apron.
One bridegroom Aven took
carpet sweeper and a broom 10
the altar with him so that his
wife could get used to them on
the way home from church.
After the ceremony they drove
up to their new bungalow and he
made her sweep the front porch
before she went i'm the house.
He was so lazy he had hard
wood floors installed in the house
so that his wife couldn't make
him take them up and beat them.
Wives used to be a luxury, but
they're getting to be a necessity.
One guy got married the other
day and gave his wife an alarm
clock for a wedding present.
He set it for 5 a. m. and told
her to call him at 9.
Another fellow said he had
been disappointed in love. He
found out that he had married a
IL o'clock woman.
He told his lawyer that she
hadn't got up before noon one
time since he married her.
He finally cured her Of sleep
ing. but he had to hide the bed to
do It.
So bc careful, girls. He may
court you in your mothers par
Tor, but that's no sign you're not
going to spend the rest of your
life in his kitchen.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28

don't take any stock in cam
paign speeches. 1 know a fellow
who writes them for $25 apiece,
and he isn't a politician either.
He's a fiction writer.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28

don't believe the league of ma
tions will ever amount to any,
thing because all the nations in it
want the others to be prohibited
from preparing for war while thew
60 right ahead and get ready.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28

don't believe in prohibition be-
cause I believe it's making us a
nation of winkers,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28

I don't believe all chorus girls
ride around in automobiles. I
don't believe there are that many
automobiles.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28
BY A CROUCH

I don't believe in peace at any
price. That's how jewelers., candy
manufacturers and florists amass
fortunes.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28

I don't believe in the beach
edicts barring the one-piece bath
ing suits. They've put many u
man whose wife tags along with
him in a semblance of good humor.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28

Dora May says that at this time
Of year she likes the boy who
says It with ice cream sodas.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28

Clara Is going around with
such a sour face lately that you'd
think she was born In a pickle
factory.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28

After the ceremony they drove
up to their new bungalow and he
made her sweep the front porch
before she went i'm the house.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28

Wives used to be a luxury, but
they're getting to be a necessity.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28

One bridegroom Aven took a
carpet sweeper and a broom 10
the altar with him so that his
wife could get used to them On
the way home from church.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28

Then when he showed his sweet
heart the plans of the home,
the only thing she could see on
them were a bunch of sinks.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28

When a man builds a house
nowadays the first thing he has
the architect draw is the kitchen.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28

He was so lazy he had nard
wood floors installed in the house
so that his wife couldn't make
him take them up and beat them.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28

Some guys are so anxious to
start theE" wives working right
away that they even force her to
get married iE an apron.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28

The only thing he's willing to
furnish her with is the work.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28

She complained about it, so he
had two sinks taken out and wash
tubs put IN their place.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28

One guy got married the other
day and gave his wife an alarm
clock for a wedding present.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28

So bc careful, girls. He may
court you in your mothers par
.lor, but that's no sign you're not
going to spend the rest of your
life i'm his kitchen.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28

The boss attenuated sister
came in again yesterday in a new
regalia. Strange how these th-
sufficient danes do like to CAN
attention to the details OF how
they are put together.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28

Some of them marry q woman
and expect her to brings her pots
and pans with her.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28

He set it for a. m. and told
her to caII him at 8.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28

Another fellow said he had
been disappointed in love. He
found out that he had married a
IL o'clock woman.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28

If golf were a business instead
of pasttrne the boss good look
ing son might be found on the
Job here once in a while.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-28

He told his lawyer that she
hadn't got up before noon one
time since he married her.
The Lambertville record., 1923-09-21
Henry in Crash.
Oil Truck Hits Gadshaw's Cheyrolc


Tuesday noon the accident that
we have all been expecting happened
in real earnest Henry Gadshaw, Of
the Receiving Department, had his
faithful Chevrolet knocked for a
row of ash cans by Tide Water
Oil Company's truck, as he attempt
ed to back around at the close Of
the noon hour
According TO the oil truck driver
he was proceeding along the road
at no more than 13 miles am hour,
when Henry. without warning,
backed his car into the road in spite
of his warning signal,
According to Henry, he was in
the act of turning, had sounded his
horn and carefully looked in both
directions. The oil truck came
tearing along at tremendous rate
of speed. failing to blow its horn
and wilfulIy crashed into him.
However it happened, the fact
remains that, with the cars park
ed as they are on both sides of the
road, navigation is difficult even
for the most careful of drivers, and
anyone who backs his car is surely
taking his life in his hands 1t is
also true that there isn't very much
left of Henry's Chevrolet. Two rear
wheels are completely gone, the
back is stove in, the top is a total
loss and it may have suffered in
ternal injuries as well.
The Lambertville record., 1923-09-21
The B0rden-Th0rne
Church Wedding

Lambertville-M Miss Adele Borden
daughter of Mr. and Mrs. j. Parker
Borden, Of New Hope, and Thomas
Bradford Thorne, son of Mr. and
Mrs. Thomas Thorne, Of this city.
were married Saturday afternoon
in the First Baptist Church. Rev
DR., George Boddis, former pastor
of the local church, now of Mar
Gus Hook, Pa, officiated, assisted
by the Rev. Harold NJ. Dorrell, the
present local pastor. The attend
ants were Miss Hazel Thorne, sister
Of the bridegroom, and Roland Bor-
den, brother of the bride. The
church edificc was tastefully decor
ated for the event. Following the
ceremony wedding repast was
served at the home of the brides
parents, after which the newly
weds left on an extended honey
moon tour.
The bride wore gown Of gray
Canton crepe and hat of navy blue
velvet. The bridesmaids gown was
Of mountain haze georRettc and
her hat was fuchia. Each carried
astcrs. The wedding march was
played by Miss Bernice Borden, sis
ter of the bride.
Both Mr. and Mrs Thorne are
widely known locally, and have It
host of friends who will wish them
the greatest of happiness in their
married life.
The Lambertville record., 1923-09-21
DoyleSf0son Fairs
Prospects are Fine

The reiuvenation of the Doyles-
town Fair which will be held in
the Bucks County seat on October
3, 1, 5 and 6, is being welcomed all
through this section of the country.
a large number of people from
both sides of the Delaware, around
Lambertville and New Hope used
to look forward with keen interest
to the old-time Doylestown show.
and many of them, now grown old,
expect to revive old memories by
going this year.
The entries for the exhibits will
close next Tuesday, with the secre-
tary, j, Allen Gardy, of Doylestown.
and 1t is expected that there will
be most interesting line of home
grown products animal, vegetable
ana trult mot to mention the fine
ducts both useful and fancy.
"ispiay OF manufactured pro-
The Doylcstown Fair is nm ont.
growth of last years Bucks Hun
terdon Fair, and the former sole.
bury Farmers Exhibit, which is the
n'Rnest recommendation that can
be given it.
Entries in the various classes
VIII be open to everybody. The
various exhibitions will be housed
under tents this year. No fence
viii be built around the grounds
as this would be too expensive. but
watehmen will be employed.
The Lambertville record., 1923-09-21
TaH CedarS Win
InUade LamberfUiIie

Wednesday night, October Sd,
will be Red Letter Night in Lam
bertville for the "Blue Lodge Ma
sons that take the Tall Cedar dc.
gree given by Trenton Forest No.
4.
Grand Tall Cedar Rudolph l..
Marshall, who is better known as
'Banty" of Basketball fame, is the
high mogul of this forest and
through his clever leadership in the
past three years he has brought
the membership from l57 to over
the 1900 mark, and is still going
strong. The Trenton Forest aim
for 1928 is 1000 new members.
"Banty" is going to bring the
Field Music and "Royal Rangers
to Lambertville and let them par
AIDE before the session, which will
be held in st. Andrews Hall. The
applications for this class will be
from this section only and will be
taken in by the Gold Foot route
after which an entertainment will
be held
Applications can be had from
George r. Kline, Harry b. Justice
Dennis l.. Strouse and Thomas ]
Walker and should be in then
hands before October ist. If the
class proves to be a very large one
Grand Tall Cedar Marshall vii
enlarge the entertainment program