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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-05-09
DUMBELLs

We re nation Of dumbells, Chicago professor
back himself up he points the intelligence conducted
in the during the which show that only II per
of superior very superior intelligence while "a per
dull feeble minded the border line These tests
present accurate sample Of the adult male mind
Rot These intelligence tests 50 per cent bunk.
They based false premise that alernes thkng
real intelligence Socrates slow thinker couldn't
modern Intelligence test
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-05-09
Tom
Sims
SSay8

People ashamed of their friends
should be ashamed Of themselves.
Crops may be late this year be-
cause there is no rail strike and
watching trains takes time.
May flowers bring June weddings.
Perhaps the women are wearing
loud shoes this season to keep their
feet from going to sleep.
Days are so long now you can see
three pictures show before dark.
Looking good never counts as
much as making good.
If you want man to feel at home,
let him pull his shoes off and kick
about the grub.
When two young people get their
heads together they are dancing.
All fishermen may be liars, but all
liars are not fishermen.
Talk may be cheap, but cheap
things never pay.
The only spring suit some Of us
can afford is suit of underwear.
"Roll your own" is a fine slogan,
when it comes to bank rolls.
Very few good cooks stay single.
Only thing some people save for a
rainy day is rheumatism.
Many a young daughter resembles
her mother because they dress alike.
A fool and his straw hat are soon
sat upon.
There isn't any payday for labor
ing under a delusion.
Taxis or taxes, they cost lot
without going very far.
With malaria starting, this is the
time for all good lemons to come to
the ade of their country.
A heavyweight has fat chance of
keeping cool this summer.
Perhaps it costs more to- live now
because we have more.
Nothing makes you see things in a
different light like May moon.
1t will soon be time to start liking
winter better than summer.
None of the men who would make
perfect husbands are married.
A rosebud mouth is fine, but don't
forget that rosebuds open.
There isn't any harmony in sdlne
families because everybody is trying
to do solo.
A friend is man who cusses the
same people you cuss.
When girl says she is blushinS
these days you have to take nor
word FOR it.
dnSt h.
culated as fast as rumors?
A hair on the head is worth two
on the comb.
HE'S ALE AND 'EARTY.
Burton-on-Trent, Eng, May o.
Robert Jocelyn is 81, but he refuses
to accept pension from his employ
ers. He prefers to work in thy en-.
gincers' Office of Rass, Rro,,,n,.siAA
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-05-09
A THOUGHT

Verify verify SAY unto thee,
When thou vast young, thou grid
est myself and walkest whittier
thou wOuldest: b.: when thou shalt
be old. thou shalt stretch forth thy
hands, and another shall grid thee,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-05-09
EDITORIAL REVIEW

Comments reproduced in this
the opinion OF The Tribune. They
are presented here in order that
our readers may have both sides
Of important Issues which are
being discussed In the press Of
the day.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-05-09
MANl!A!N!! news
Principal OF
Schools Leaves

Joseph Bergeim, principal Of the
Mandan high school, has accepted the
position of principal of the high
school at South Milwaukee, Wis.
David Lindgren, manual training
teacher for the last two years, was
chosen principal to succeed Mr.. Ber-
geim. Mr.. BERGEN was director of
the Mandan band p.
Henry Ge;tzen, Glen Ullin district
farmer, plans to introduce the Guern-
sey breed in that community. He
now is on his way to Minnesota and
Wisconsin to purchase a pure bred
sire and some ows.
Aid from all civic bodies is to be
sought by the Mandan Town Criers
club IN managing the stampede" at
the fair grounds on July 2, 3 and A..
Henry Roberts has been named gen
eral chairman of the organization
handling arrangements for h C
stampede.
Arnold Renden o. che Plymouth
Clothing company is recovering from
an attack Of the "flu."
w. A. and A. Lanterman have re-
turned from Crookston, Mimi, where
they were called by the death of their
brother, Simeon Lanterman.
~. A. Cummins has returned from
Los Angeles, where he spent the win
ter months.
Father Flanagan's boys band was
in Mandan today.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-05-09

their movements and this would ac-
count for the difficulty, except that
it leaves the secretary still wonder
ing why he should not see them ear
lier some years.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-05-09
HE'S ALE AND ,EARrx

Burton-on-Trent, Eng, May o.
Robert Jocelyn is 81, but he refuses
to accept pension from his employ
ers. He prefers to work in thy en-
gincers' Office of Bass Brewery.
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The .birth-rate for England and
Wales for 1922 was the lowest on
record, save for the war years, 1915
to 1919. - ,sssssi ~
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-05-09
and carry thee waither thou would
est nOt.-St. John 21:IS.

There is none so great but he
may both need the help and service,
and stand in fear of the'power and
unkindness, even of the meanest Of
moltalS.--Scncca.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-05-09

A hair on the head is worth two
on the comb. ~
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-05-09

Wouldn't it be great if money cir
culated as fast as rumors?
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-05-09

When girl says she is blushinx
these days you have to take hcr
word for it.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-05-09

A friend is a man who cusses the
same people you cuss.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-05-09

There isn't any harmony in sdsne
families because everybody is trying
to do solo.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-05-09

w. A. and A. Lanterman have re-
turned from Crookston, Mimi, where
they were called by the death of their
brother, Simeon Lanterman.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-05-09

Father Flanagan's boys band was
in Mandan today.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-05-09

Arnold Renden .. che Plymouth
Clothing company is recovering from
an attack Of the "fu."
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-05-09

A rosebud mouth is fine, but don't
forget that rosebuds open.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-05-09

n. A. Cummins has returned from
Los Angeles, where he spent the win
ter months.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-05-09

None of the men who would make
perfect husbands are married.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-11-16

after him. Please advise me how 1 can keep
his friendship without making dates.
2 Is it so terribly wrong so go machine
riding when there are bunch of girls and
tellowsi
3. I am wondering whether l should bob
my hair Mother doesn't care; in fact, she
really wants to, all my friends have
theirs bohhed and che said look so much
older I am IS. What is your advice? My
hair really does not need bobb]ng?
4. Is it proper for girls to go to dances
and come home by themselves?
1. 1t is the girls place to recognize
a man first, so the man is right in
waiting for you to speak. 1 don't
understand why you could not give
him one or two dates, without giving
him STEADY dates. If that did not
please him. you could let him know
your views and let him understand
that he could see you only on your
conditions No man has a right to
demand the privileges of an engaged
man. unless he has asked a girl to
marry him.
@ Not so terribly.
g. The bobbing question has to be
settled by each Individual. You must
decide whether or not bobbed hair
would be becoming to you; whether
it would improve or spoil your looks,
and whether or not it would add to
or detract from your, individuality.
a. No
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-11-16

Egold, Elmer Burkhardt, +. c. Clam
lit and Roy Rafert
Announcement is made of the mar.
riage Of Miss Margaret Bond daugh
ter of w. c. Bond of Carmel, Ind.
and Byron R. Hunt, son Of Mr.. and
Mrs. ]. D. Hunt. 529 E Twenty First
St. which took place Thursday morn
ing. The ceremony was read before
a few friends and the immediate rela-
tives at the home of the officiating
minister. the Rev. L. E. Stout.
Miss Catherine Bond, sister of the
bride, was her only attendant. Robert
Sawyer was best man.
Mr. and Mrs Hunt will be at home
at Carmel, Ind. after Nov. %. on their
return from a wedding trip to Chicago
Mayor and Mrs. Lewis Shank en-
tertained several of the theatrical
managers and newspaper critics OF the
city Thursday night at dinner at their
home. E. Washington st. and Brook
Vile Rd.
Guest day was observed this after
noon by the Indianapolis Woman's
Club at the Propylaeum, 1410 n. Della
ware st. After the program tea was
served by the hostess committee, Mrs
William H. Taylor, Mrs. Samuel NJ
Deal, Mrs. Donald Jameson. Mrs. Ed
gar H. Evans and Mrs. Gordon f
Varney.
The program included a paper
"Ghmpses Into the Past" Mrs. Grace
Julian Clarke. and "Alice and Phoebe
Gray" Miss Elizabeth Nicholson.
The active chapter of Zeta Tau AL
pha sorority of Butler College will en-
terrain tonight with a Harvest dance
at the Irvington Masonic Temple
Thanksgiving decorations will be
used.
The dance is an annual affair given
by the pledges for the active members
and their guests.
Among the out-of-town guests will
be Miss Ruth Fillmore from the Pur.
due. University chapter. Chaperones
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She said that if he called up she would tell
him not to come out, that she wanted ms.
He called last night and she told him 70
call later.
L. Should [ quit herr I love her and
that would hurt me-
2. Should l continue to go with her and
let her have the other fellow. too?
3. Should l show her I am jealous? She
is jealous of me and doesn't want nas to 60
with anyone else. We split up twitA only
for night. She called me to coma back
and said she could not do without me.
HOOSIER BLACKIH.
The girl evidently is trying to hold
the attention of you and the other
man at the same time. That's all
right, but there's no excuse for her
lying.
1 don't know why you should give
up the girls friendship. But you
should not expect her to give up
other men friends for you, unless you
ask her to marry you, and you should
make her understand that you, In
turn, cannot let her limit your friend
ships.
You should not show her you are
jealous, because you should overcome
this jealousy. It never adds to hap
illness.
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No. ballroom Hints

her escort and the servants to sup
ply her wants
When dance is over, a lady may
stroll with her partner through the
drawing rooms or accept a glass of
punch or go into the supper room.
If she wishes TO be released from
the company Of her companion, she
may ask him to take her to her
chaperon, or to join a group of
friends.
Needless to say, a gentleman
never leaves a lady standing in the
middle of the floor, but escorts her
back to her chaperon or friends.
The man does not take the girls
arm when walking in the ballroom.
He may make a graceful escape
from dull or uncOngenial compan-
ionship by thanking her for the
pleasure she has given him and
stating that he must find the young
lady with whom he has the next
dance.
No Reservations
Programs have practically become
ODSOiclCf 81 lAldl u Slli uOtS IlOl IS-
serve dances so far in advance as
formerly. The popular habit of
cutting in" almost prevents her
from reserving even one entire
dance for a partner, especially if
she els popular In a ''no-break"
dance, the gentleman may break
during the encores.
A departing guest always seeks
out the hostess and expresses
pleasure for a pleasant evening
However. If one departs early and
the hostess Is engaged, he may
properly leave without disturbing
her.
After dancing with a girl if a
young man wishes to seek another
partner he should leave his first
partner with friends or the chaper-
ons and seek another gentleman to
dance the next dance with his orig
inaI partner. He can leave his part
ner by explaining that he wishes to
hunt a friend whom he is anxious
for her to meet
Mr.. Murray discusses Success
and Dancing" in his next article.
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n informal house-warming
"A will be given tonight from s
Ii to II by the active chapter of
Kappa Kappa Gamma of Butler Col
lege at their new home. 5657 E. Wash
ington St. The student body and all
the fraternities on the campus and
the faculty are invited
In the receiving line with Mrs.
Hazel Nauck. house mother, and Miss
Gwendolyn Dorey, president Of the
chapter, Will be the pledges; Miss
Anne Cunningham. Martha Belle
Pierce, Maude Custer, Ruth Ann
Clarke. ElOise Owens, Emily Bros
man, Esther Jane Johnson. Dorothy
Clayson, Jean Coval Lucille Sperry,
Mary Kinneman. Alice McGinnis.
Mary Biggerstaff. Mary Martha
Lewis, Kathryn Bowlby. Katherine
Noggle Hall. and Mildred Johns.
Girls from the chapter will provide
music during the evening. Miss Ger
trude Schmidt and Miss Mildred Stock
dale are in charge of arrangements.
Miss Edith Cline, whose marriage
TO Robert Phillips viii take place
Sunday, VIII be the guests Of honor
tonight at a miscellaneous shower at
her home, 1850 W. Thirty First St.
given by Mrs. Frank Forester.
Mrs. Edwin Friedley. who will as
sist Mrs. Forester tonight, will be
matron of honor at the ceremony.
Kenneth Cline, brother of the bride.
will be best man. The ceremony will
take place at the home of the offic:at-
ing min ster, the Rev. J. J. Patterson.
Mrs. Freddy entertained the mem
bers of the jolly Twelve Club and a
few friends Thursday night in honor
Of Miss Cline. The clubs colors. vel
low and lavender, were used in the ap-
pointments. The gifts We're presented
on little wagon prettily decorated
with lavender mad yellow crepe paper.
Members of the club presented the
bride-elect with a Dutch silver basket
containing a winter bouquet.
The guests: Mesdames Ed Talbot.
Roy Smith. Robert Barker. Cecil
Berry, John Ford Sr., c. f. Cline.
John Clark, James Jackson, A. J.
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Martha Lee
Her Column
Dual Love

Dear Miss Lee am a woman SO years
old. ! love two men. One is about "a
years old the other, about 46. Z love them
much alike I am very unhappy except
when can be with them both. 1 will call
them "B and &c" When l go out with B.
am sad and longing for c, and when 1 go
out with c, l am longing Tor By
l am very jealous and unhappy and feel
there is no one who knows Just now to spm-
phthlze with me. They are Christian men
and quite popular. Love certainly is a dan
gerous thing. l am afraid ! will be I'M
happy when l get old. VIII you please sug-
gest something that might help me:
GLORIA.
You are self-centered. What you
need is to take an interest in other
people and get your mind off yourself,
or you certainly will be unhappy
You're not in love, either, if 1 read
the signs Alright. because women do
not love two men at the same time
It's not their nature.
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Dancing.

1.-THE gentleman places himself
in the position of asking for
the favor when he asks the
lady to dance At the end of the
dance he thanks her and makes
some complimentary remark to the
effect that he enjoyed the dance.
Perhaps the most commonly used
form of asking for a dance is to
say May 1 have the pleasure of a
dance?" or May 1 have the next
dancer" It is poor taste to say.
Have you the next dance?" And
then if a negative answer is given.
to ask for the dance. Otter a girl
does not like to admit that her
dances are not taken and this ques-
ton is not at all pleasant.
A young woman always pTecedes
her escort when entering a ball
room. If accompanied by a chaper-
on, a young woman slightly behind
the older lady. She pays her re-
spects to the hostess and then
moves away, making room for other
guests.
Return to ChaperOn
When accompanied by a chaperon,
a young woman may return to her
side after each dance if she wishes,
particularly if the number of &C.
quaintances is small or if she has
no dancing partner. However, if a
number Of her dances are sought,
she need not return to her chaperon
unless she wishes, though it is
courteous to return at intervals.
1t is not good form TO decline a
dance unless the young woman is i'll
or is not dancing. If she declines a
dance, then she should not dance
any more during the evening. It
would, Of course, be rude to refuse
dance with one man and then &C
cept an invitation from another.
Nor is 1t in good taste to sit OUT
a dance, or frequent darkened cor
ners. A young woman should also
'efrain from devOting too much of
her time TO any one man. even her
1ance. The gracious and popular
girl dances with each partner that
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-11-16
ROBERT 3. RING RITES
Funeral for Old Resident TO BE Held
at 9 z. NJ. Monday.

Burial of Robert b. Ring, rs,
a resident of Indianapolis for fifty
years. win be at Memorial Park
cemetery following funeral services at
the home 14I1 Southeastern Ave, at
2 p. m, Monday.
afr Ring was born in Grant
County. where he lived until he
mov4d to Indianapolis He was a
member Of the Knights of Pythias
Lodge, No. SO, and was member of
the local Painters Union No. a.
Surviving: The widow. Mrs. Carrie
Ring two daughters. Mrs. Anna
Grover and Mrs. Edward Reynolds.
both of Indianapolis; and two sisters.
Mrs. Harry Engle and Mrs William
Pegden. both Of Marion, Ind.
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Determined Girl

Dear Martha Lee: There are several fell
friend and ! have met these fellows on sew
eral occasions and two of them have asked
for dates several times. My friend made a
date with one of them, but did not l like
this fellow as a friend, but he is rather set
tied and when he would start keeping com
pany he would want 10 come steady / think,
or not at all. This l do not care to do az
am not ready to settle down.
He now thinks do not care for his
friendship and hardly speaks. He is awfully
independent and so am l. He thinks it is a
girls place TO speak first but whether it is
or not ! will come only half way. If he does
not look like he wants TO speak don I
speak. &C naturally he doesn't. He Is one of
those who would like to have a girl run
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-11-16

will be Prof. and Mrs Herbert Hill,
Prof and Mrs. Howard Jensen and
Mrs. Dora Winton
Pledges who will act as hostesses
are Misses Bernice Billman. Margaret
Hohl. Freeda Doeppers. Margaret
Newton. Jane Routzong. Laura
Templeton, Wilma Nikesen. Barbara
Fischer. Thelma Haworth. Lois Hunt.
Edna Schulz. Pearl. Collins, Louise
Kerr and Grace Pritchard
Miss Wilma Mikesell is chairman Of
arrangements.
The Gamma chapter alumnae sup
per to have been held at the chapter
house, 215 s. Butler Ave. Monday
night has been postponed until Nov
26 on account of the Theta bazaar
at the Woman's Department Club
Monday and Tuesday
Mrs. G. w DUNCAN. guardian Of
the Leva- Edgewood group Of Camp
Fire Girls, was the hostess for the
presentation Of the film, The Jack
knife Man" this morning and after
HpOh at the puDAC HDIdIy uHubT Inc
auspices of the Indiana Indorsers OF
Photoplays.
H. L. Hall, 1925 n. New Jersey St,
left today for a visit I'm Florida.
The wedding of Miss Betty Grove,
daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. F. L. Grove.
1912 n. Pennsylvania St. and Alex
ander Taggart Jr., took place Wednes-
day in Danville, Ill Mrs. Taggart was
in Butler College, a member of Pi
Beta Phi sorority and Mr.. Taggart, a
Psi Epsilon at Keyon College. Neither
viii return to school.
Miss Mary Hamlin. student at De
PAW University, and Marcus Warren
der from Wabash College attended the
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-11-16

asks for a dance. Impartiality is
much better taste than favoritism.
Must Feed Ladies
II is the duty of the gentleman
to serve the ladies and see that they
are supplied with everything they
want from the supper room.
A woman does not help herself in
the supper room, but depends upon
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-11-16

The philip scho0I Chapter o
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-11-16

ceremony at the home of the officia-
ting minister the Rev. T. n. Ewing
of the St. James NJ. L. Church.
Mr. and Mrs. Taggart will make
there home for the present with the
brides parents.
Members Of the Indiana Artists
Club who have been exhibiting their
paintings at the Provincetown colony
in Massachusetts will tell of their i'm
pressions OF the work there. tonight
at the meeting at tnelr t..orooms in
the d. A. r. house. s24 n. Pennsyl-
vania St
Mrs. r. L. Dodds will sing a group
of songs.
The Home and Education Section Of
the WOman's Department Club will
have their meeting in the form of an
old-fashioned school on recitation aft
ernoon,' Nov. 20, at the clubhouse.
1902 n Meridian St
The Major Robert Anderson w. r.
G. Post. No a., will entertain with a
luncheon at the Lincoln in honor Of
Miss Alice S. Kirk, OF Danville. Al
bert j. Ball, commander Of the Ander-
son G.. A. r. Post No. 369, Mrs Grace
Hoffmeyer. Mrs. Claudia Erther. and
Mrs. Charlotte Given are in charge
OF arrangements. Reservations for
the luncheon may be made with any
one on the committee
The annual inspection at K Of p.
hall l19 f. Ohio St. will be held after
luncheon.
The Phillin Schnff Chanter Of tho
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-11-16
Matter of Etiquette

Dear Miss Lee: When calling at home
where there is q death and YOU are not 20
well-acuuainted but feel 1t duty to can Is
ii necessary to sit after having been taken
directly in to view the bodyf
NEVER so SURE.
No. 1t is correct to leave cards for
members of the immediate family, but
do not ask to see them.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-11-16
That Gre0n-Eyed Monster

Dear Miss Lee: l am young man In
my twenties and am going with a girl in
her teens love her better than any one
else in the world and she says she loves be-
but she went with fellow before she went
with me and she loved him. He did not
treat her right and she gave him up for
me at least. she said she did.
Now he keeps coming around and she
acts very nice to him She tells me lies
and have caught her in them. She turned
him down lately and I told her 1 would
not go with her If she would let him come
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-11-16
Mothers. Exchange Club Guests

Mothers attended the meeting Of the
Exchange Club at the Lincoln today.
Harry Wood is to be in charge Of the
program. Mrs. Glen Friermood, con-
tralto. and Mrs s. X. Ruick OF the
Lincoln Trio furnished music.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-11-16

United States Daughters Of 1912 will
meet with the regent, Mrs. Samuel K.
Perkins, 1011 n Pennsylvania St,
Monday. A social hour will follow
the program.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-11-16
Jar Tops

Tops of fruit. jars can be cleaned
by laying them in sour milk or vim
egar until the mold comes off. They
can then be washed in water.