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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-07-06
Exports Of manufactures for
, 1928 will exceed those of the
! year preceding the War.


The continued success Of the
american manufacturer in the in.
vasion Of foreign markets is il
Illustrated by the latest figures Of
our export trade. An analysis of
the March exports, presented by
tho Trade Record of The National
City Bank of New York, shows
that manufactures actually formed
$40 of the domestic exports of
the country in that month as
against 1876 in the same month of
last year. In fact, the March ex-
ports of manufactures were at a
rate of over &,O00000,000 a year
or practically double the annual
average of the years Immediately
preceding the war. Manufactures
Formed $40 of the exports in
March, 1923. against 1875 in the
year preceding the war, $3.50 in
1900, z1ss in 1890 and 1917 in 1880.
Exports of manufactures in 1928
seem likely to total and perhaps
exceed $1,000, 900 900 against $1,000
100000 in the year immediately
preceding the war, less than q half
billion dollars in 1900 and less than
quarter oil, q billion dollars in
1850. Exports Of manufacture, in
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-07-06
RICHMOND

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Grondin and
daughter, Laura, and son, Gerald
left Tuesday for Oldtown to pass the
Fourth with Mr.. Grondin's brother
and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. Franklin Harris
were guests of Mrs. Harris brother
Edwin Mechant, at Skowhegan over
the Fourth.
Edward and Virginia { Manscr of
Lewiston are visiting their grand
daughter. Herbert Manser.
Mrs. Frank Prcble returned Tues
day from few days outing at Capt.
tol Island.
Robert Dickcrson and Adele Har-
ford left Wednesday for Five Islands,
where they will pass the remainder
of the week with friends and rela-
tiVeS,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-07-06

ade of horribles, with the Richmond
band in the lead. During the day
events FOLLOWED, such as the creased
log race, won by Ardine Pinkham;
tub race, won by Ardine Pinkham;
creased pig race, won by Clyde
Small; biscuit race, Ralph Wheeler;
potato race. Samuel Nichols sack
race, Ardine Pinkham; barrel race,
Ralph Wheeler; doughnut race, Ar
dine Pinkham; one mile race. 1st.,
won by Elliott; End, John McKin-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-07-06

stock is usually worth the trouble
Of raising" says Dennis A. Merri-
man, Of the American Steel and
Wire company, because as so con-
cisely stated by Professor c. A.
Plumb, Of the Ohio Agriculture col
lege, If there is anything in the
laws Of breeding that has been
helpful In the past. It is the
knowledge that like produces like
Class will tell.
"The calf with several genera.
lions Of high.producing ancestors
on both sides Of the pedigree Is
truly the golden calf, yielding the
largest measure Of satisfaction and
profit to its owner.
"One Of the really fine things
about 1t Is that the work Of the
boys and girls clubs is giving the
right answer on this question to
Dad through practical example,"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-07-06

Miss Eva Simpson Of Smith are
passing the summer vacation at home
with their parents. Mr.. and Mrs.
James Simpson.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Woodrow, son
Clarke and daughter Dorothy, of
Greenfield, Mass, are visiting Mrs.
Woodrow's father +. G. Pert.
AIRS. Gertrude Baker. who has
passed the last six months with her
sister, Mrs. Frank Reynolds at Provi-
dence, r. l.. returned to her home in
Richmond Tuesday for the summer.
Mrs. Bakers mother, Mrs. II. l.. New
ell. a lady of 90 years, and Mr.. and
Mrs. Frank Reynolds. accompanied
Mrs. Baker to Richmond and will
remain for the summer.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Randall of
Bowdoinham were visitors of Mr..
Randalrs sister, Mrs. Nettie TIMBER
hind, Tuesday.
The dance at the Hotel Annex,
both afternoon and evening Of July
Fourth was well attended.
Earl Cashier of Portland is visit
ing his father NJ. S. Cashier.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harold Jack and
daughter, Marion of Virginia. are
guests OF MI. ana MIS-. George
Shaw. Mrs. Jacks parents.
Rev. r. n. Pearson and John
Dixon attended the baseball game at
Lewiston. Wednesday,.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ross Given of Au-
gusta passed the Fourth with Mr..
and Mrs. Charles Wakefield.
DR.. w. w. Price of Gardiner was
in Richmond Thursday.
Miss Caro- Cooper of Winchendon,
Mass, came to Richmond Tuesday
and is at her old home on North
Pleasant street. Friday she will leave
for Fitchburg, Mass, where she will
attend summer school.
TIE Fourth in Richmond
A crowd turned out to enjoy the
program of the Fourth of July ceie-
bration in Richmond. In the fore
OF ~
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-07-06

Miss Zulette Allen passed Wednes-
day with friends in Boothbay Har-
Dor
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Wyman of
Waltlram are enjoying q vacation at
Pleasant View Farm. They enjoyed
trip to Capitol Island Thursday.
Charles White, who has been suf-
fcring from blood poisoning caused
by cat biting his arm, is reported
to be gaining.
Carlos Dunlop is laid up at his
home with blood poisoning in his
hand caused from a wire on one of
the cream cans which he handles
daily in his work.
Miss Frances Fitzpatrick of New
York City is the guest CT relatives in
Richmond.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wallace Bickford
and Carl Bickford of Gardiner pass
ed the Fourth and the remainder of
the week with their mother, Mrs.
Georgia Bickford.
Miss Rule Curtis, who has been in
Massachusetts for the past nine
months, has returned to her home in
town.
H. B. Simpson of Bates college and
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-07-06

went to their homes feeling that very
pleasant day was passed and hoping to
meet the same faces as we'll as others
next year.
MIR. and Mrs. John Nelson and son
Manley of Wilton came to the reunion
and stayed with their parents until
Tuesday. q
Arthur futile took a truckload of
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-07-06
New York Produce Market

New York, July B..
FLoUR-Unsettled; spring patents
5s00645.
..rci IRA ok New York domestic 1854;
No. / dark northern spring Ct track
York expert 1ao Msa Mo; hd doo T 1ati
Ter No mixed durum do. 112i.
az" ccoRN-spot steady; Nc, No: 2 2 yel raiI
and No. white + New eva YORK raii
1904 and No. 2 mixed do. 10y; "a
IARD-Firm; middle west 11SoW
BurTER-Firm; receipts receipts. as l1;5ss:
creamery higher than anoe exts ss firsts IS
~ EGGs-Firm; receipts 2o,S5I: f Trsta
gathered extra rsts 27s@ pgs,v do w hfses
1zoW, ~ .:eiected extras A; nearby hen
nsIv whites locally selected extras Al
M45. state nearby and nearby western
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-07-06

g n t r Q ! y to
waste in mate
rial resources,
b u t includes
what is per-
haps Of even
more serious
c o n sequence.
industrial loss
through dislo-
cation Of la
Dor.
It 10 unfortu.
nate that any
false pride
should sxist
wifh rA0ard "a
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-07-06
NATION REPRESENTED AT FINANCE CAPITAL
BY FRANCIS H. sssoN
Chairman Public Relations Commission, American Bankers

Financial New
York is pecu-
liarly represent
alive of til e
W b ole nation.
All parts of the
C o u n try, the
small towns as
we'll as the big
cities, have sup
piled the great
er part Of the
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-07-06
LITTLE TALKS ON THRIFT
BY s. w. STRAUS,

President American Society for
Thrift
FALSE pride plays a most i'm
= portant part in creating eco.
nomic waste. This does not apply
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-07-06
New Supt. Schools Elected

Arthur Todd, former principal of
the Bowdoinham High School. has
been elected as Superintendent of
Schools of Richmond, Bowdoionham
and Bowdoin in the place of Charles
Snow.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-07-06

Photo from Symbol Safety" Underwriters Laboratories 1922
What would happen to your if you were to
into tree wall? The answer to this question
would depend in large measure, upon the efficiency
= Of your bumper. Some bumpers would have the
strength and elasticity to absorb the shocks they would
preserve your car and its passengers. Others would
bendxor break and thus might incur serious damage
Atthe great testing station of Underwriters Labora-
tories, such facts as these scientifically studied
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-07-06
PITTSTON

SOUTH-George E. Jones. ST., has
arrived from Boston and will pass a
week or ten days at his home.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-07-06

In the picture here presented Laboratories engineers
noting the effect Of blow from swinging $50.
pound weight upon an automobile bumper attached to-
a stationary chassis. If the bumper satisfactorily
passes this and other tests, its protective value e.
listed and certified. Thus far iftytwo different makes
Of bumpers have been passed and permitted to afix
the Laboratories label, but the scrap heap holds q
still larger number that have failed under test.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-07-06

people to the celebration at Belfast
July 4.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-07-06

ing. Provisions were higher in line
with hog values.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-07-06
New York Money Market
New York, July 5

ro... New York, July 5.
foreign exchanges easy.
Great Britain. demand ass 1-16. ca
L53f VII
France, demand 1851, cables 5.s6s,
Italy, demand 4.31!. cables 4.32.
belgium. demand 4.92A, cables 4.93.
.0005s.
Holland, demand 1920, cables 1928.
Norway, demand 1897.
sweden, demand 26.41.
Denmark, demand 17.17.
switzerland. demand 1929.
spain. demand 1920.
greece. demand 2S2.
Poland, demand .000S4.
.zecho- Slovakia. derlo nd 500.
ARGENTINE, demand $500.
Brazil, demand 1863.
Montreal. .97g.
a., Sall money firm: high S, low Al, rul-
last loan S.
r ,raal loans against acceptances 4.
on iiine loans firm; mixed collateral Co.
~ Gays 5@5a; 46 months 5@53.
non 81
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TIE Fourth in Richmond
A crowd turned out to enjoy The
program of the Fourth of July ceie
bration in Richmond. In the fore.
noon at ten o'clock there was a par.
The Washington times., 1923-03-07

AUTOMOBILE MECHANIC - Good on
Cadillacs and Continental engines Also
medium mechanic. Apply Alto
LIVERY co. 212 18th st n. W.
MAN (white) to take care of lawn and
hedges and tend to a small portion az
farming land; married man with wife
and no children preferred home con-
tanning rooms given free. Apply A.
once. 1909 Nichols ave. S. e..
The Washington times., 1923-03-07

Character of business transacted dur
ing the year 1922, liability insurance
G. l.. MALLERY, Vice President.
#. M. CORN, Assistant Secretary,
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 26th day OF February, 1923,
CSeal) JOSEPH II. FINK,
notary Public
The Washington times., 1923-03-07
CLASSIFIED DISPLAY 119
MESICAL INSTKUCTORS.

TEACHER of guitar; 80 years expe-
rience, Ref. 500 AAsS ave-, after p. m.
The Washington times., 1923-03-07
KENNEDY BUILT, $4,000
MOUNT PLEASANT,
$17,750-10 rooms,
a lA1

One Of the finest homes In this sec
tion with splendid Outlooki 20
feet wide, affordtng unusually large
rooms: beamed ceiling dining rooms
spacious inclosed porchesi tnstan-
taneous heater; storage roomi fire
place. Close to car line. This Is
really an opportunity for any one
desiring this section and Is cheap at
the above price,
The Washington times., 1923-03-07
SAUL'S ADDITION, near 18th st.
-S1O.95O

81 feet wide. with s. very large
rooms and double glass-inclosed
porches: parquetry floors; INV. h,
cleo. lights; fine lot. This house is
in good condition. There are few
properties for sale here and prac-
tically nothing is ever offered at
this price. We can arrange good
. terms.
The Washington times., 1923-03-07
SAUL'S ADDITION
9 rooms, $15,500

This bea utifui e-rOom and Pc n,
containing large bedrooms aad
every modern Improvement. inc !t'd-
ing INV, H., cleo. lights. pore ass,
awnings, screens and an interior
arrangement that ~ particularly
pleasing. Can be bought for
price no higher than much smaller
houses are bringing. 1t Is close to
14th ST.. on a good, big lot and has
garage.
The Washington times., 1923-03-07
NEAR CENTRAL HIGH
School-1O romos, 2 baths

OCIAOOI 1VI11OS'
This home needs no further descrip-
ton; similar properties are selling
as high at SIC. 600. 1t has INV. h..
cleo. lights; hardwood floors; is
close to 18th ST. and has space for
garage You simply cannot get a
Better value We can arrange very
reasonable terms.
The Washington times., 1923-03-07
14TH ST. HEIGHTS
-$10,50O

A practically new 4 bedroom home
close 10 the car lines. 1t Is In e%-
cellent condition.: every rooiu y
large. Contains h.-w. h, eiec. lights,
hardwood floors, French doors.
large kitchen. etc. Deep To- tie
paved alley Similar houses have
hold for $1,000 more. We can ar
range good terms
The Washington times., 1923-03-07
r. A. HUMPHREYS

Real Estate, Loans and Insurance.
DOwNTOWN LOCATION.
Five.story brick. 20 rms, baths
INV. h.. large garage. Price $4,000.
~ NEAR 9Th & NJ SITS. N. w.
Brick stories, I2 rms, bath, fur.
heat gas; renting for $40. Price $4,000.
LOCATED ON 9TH ST. n. w.
Brick. z rms, exc. cond.. large garage
space. Price $1,000; Terms
Brick, 6 rms. and bath each, garage
EYE ST. NORTHEAST.
Brick, rms. bath. gas. front and rear an
NEAR 18th AND B SITS, N E.
saF MSXRYLAND AVE. No oG rTns
Frame. rms, bath. gas. Cheap at
'S'SS S1cE Ea Lot ts1mo NORTHEAST
Colonial. rms. bath. INV. h. cleo.
double rear porches. large back yard /:
twO-car garage; Price $500, Terms.
garage; rent for s1O2., Price $4,000.
NEAR NORTH CAPITOL AND R SITS.
and gas: exc, cond. Price $4,000. Terms.
SOUTHEAST, NEAR LINCOLN PARK.
Brick. rms: bath. INV. h.. gas.
Price $t,EOU, S1,OOO CASH
F ST. SOUTHEAST.
Brick, 8 rms. bath. w H., cleo.
garage; large lot Price 5000. $1,000
cash.
X ST. SOUTHEAST.
Brick, rms. bath. lat. heat, garage
space. Price $4,000. Terms.
FOR COLORED 4TH ST n. w
Brick. rms. bath. lat heat, gas.
newly papered and painted; Gear garage.
Price $3.50. Terms.
r. A. HUMPHREYS
Real Estate, Loans and Insurance,
8O8 North Capitol st. N. w.
Phone Main 6733.
The Washington times., 1923-03-07
CLEVELAND PARK
-$13,500

This most attractive 7-roem bunEs
low, a charming example of she
Western type: Just off connectieut
ave-. on a very deep lot; has i1st
been repapered and put tn exce!teH,
condition One of the few COED
homes in this section at such
reasonable price. Exception 4 y
easy terms.
The Washington times., 1923-03-07
AUTOMOBILES

AUTOMOBILES FOR SALE IOt
TEMPLAR car, 1921; new paint; motor
guaranteed; cash or terms. 14th and
Belmont, or Col. 1851
The Washington times., 1923-03-07
NORTHEAST-$6,500

Best location in the Northeast
and in perfect condition: space Tor
garage. This is a full-width 9ouSs
and can be bought on good teTrns
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-07-27
These Want Ads Change Constantly-That
DEATH NOTICES


CARTWRIGHT. THELMA ROSE-Beloved
daughter of Mrs. Gladys Edna Reagan,
23lO n. La Sale, departed this life Thurs
day. July 20 Age II years. Funeral Satur-
Baptist Church Burial at Memorial Park
cemetery. Friends invited.
CROWTHER. CHARLES M.-Beloved son of
Mr.. and Mrs Harry ]. Crowther. 202S n.
La sale, departed this life Thursday, July
e. Age - years. Funeral Saturday, July
IS at II so p. m. at Calvary Baptist Church.
Burial Paris. III. Monday. July 80. Friends
HOOGWINKLE, MARTTN-Passed away at
the residence of his daughter. Mrs. Mary
A. Baldwin, 1130 Parker Ave, July 25, age
u years. Funeral services at residence,
Friday. July u, at 2 p. m. instead OF
Saturday as previously announced Burial
LEINENWEBER, 'LOUISE-Wife of vii
liam Leinenweber. passed away at her
home. 1431 W.. Twenty-Second St. Thurs,
day. July 20. Funeral Saturday. July %.
D. m, at residence. Burial Bethel ceme-
terry. Friends invited
LINKENFELTs. GEORGE-Beloved hus-
band of Sophia Linkenfelts. mother OF
Marguerite Stumph and sister of Mrs
James E. Owen and Mrs. Nicholas Poehler,
July 20, 1923, at z a. m; age 81 years 10
months days Funeral Saturday. July
2S, at D. m, at daughters residence.
912 E. Iowa St. Friends invited Burial
IN Grown HIll cemetery.
MAHOLM, OLIVE Nee Wilcox Beloved
wife of T. Ernest Mahlom, daughter OF
Mrs Virginia Wilcox. departed this life
Wednesday, July %, at II 20 p. m, at
the late residence. 1902 E. Tenth St. age
~ years. Funeral services at residence
Saturday July % 2 o'clock. Friends In
vited. Burial Crown Hill. Private.
OLSEN, MARGARET M.-Beloved wife of
Rudolph o. Olsen and daughter of Mr.:
and Mrs. George W. Pein and sister OF
John william and Robert Pein and Jeanette
Bales, passed away July rs, 1928, at l p
m. age 20 years. at the home OF her
parents. 354S Evergreen Ave Friends may
call Friday, to D. m Funeral Satur-
day. July IS, 10 a. m private Burial at
Crown Hill.
Wesley. EDWIN B.-son of c. E. Yves
hey, father of Virginia Rose and Betty
Jane, brother of Mrs. N. E Dunn OF
Grand Rapids, Mich; G. O., Wesley OF
Kansas City. No. and Mrs. P. A. Serrin of
this city, died 8 p. M, Thursday. Friends
may call at home of sister, 59 BrookVtIe.
Funeral services Saturday, D. M, at
Shirley Bros chapel, $40 n. Illinois ST
WHEELER, HARRY W.--Passed away at
= the Deaeoness Hospital Thursday, july
90 age 40 years Funeral services at the
home. s24 n. jefferson Ava. Saturday,
July %, at 2 D. m Burial Will be at
Crown Hill cemetery.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-07-27
CARD OF THANKS

CARD OF THANKS-We wish to express
our sincere thanks and appreciation TO
our relatives and friends for their sympa-
thy and kindness shown US during the be-
reavement of our beloved wife and mother,
Anna Elizabeth Gray. Especially do We
thank Mrs. Elizabeth Hoyt for her cOnsol-
ing words and prayers; Mr.. Lucas. under
Jalser. Tor his services: the singer and ev-
cry one for the beautiful floral offerings.
MR.. CLYDE E. GRAY AND CHILDREN.
CARD OF ThANKS-We wish TO thank Rev.
H. Dale and wife. Brotherhood of Amer
lean Yeomen. neishboTs and friends, and
also the paIIbearers. also Mr.. Ried, the IN
dertaker. for their kindness and sympathy.
Also beautiful floral offerings during the
illness and death of our dear wife and
mother, Eva Z. Hopkins.
CHAS H. HOPKINS AND FAMILY.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-07-27
Direct to The Home

Selling is profitable when you
can show your line. Our unique
method of making appointments
(no cost to you) gets you well
coined in 80 out of 100 homes.
Stop being a bell ringer" See
Sales Manager, Room 325, Hotel
Washington. Saturday SO p. m.
If out of town. address P. o. Box
1854, Indianapolis.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-07-27

I6 HELP WANTED-FEMALE
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-07-27

Don't Miss This

Beautiful Home, Near
E. Washington st.
7-room house with large living and
dining room. reception hall. light kitchen.
large airy sleeping rooms, floored attic. lot
44X13o Gear garage, fruit and shade trees.
VIII make terms fCr quick sale.
n. d. JOHNSON,
MEYER-KISER BANK.
Lincoln 3341. Residence Randolph $3.50.
NEW HOMES some almost completed. some
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-07-27

WE need a few more young men as sales
men; SOC an hour and up; house to house
work. 1915 Ashland Ave. MR.. WALTERS.
after y. IN.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-07-27
Listen To Mel

Listen To Mel
Those houses I put up for sale last week
I sold. Now I viii sell the Groom modern
home on Schurmann Ave. for $1,000. The
owners equity is small and we can give
quick possession. Mr.. Robertson. evenings.
Harrison 1928.
SCHMID SMITH, INC. REALTORS.
Lets Talk 1t Over"
100 n. pelaware 81 Main 4oss
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-09
The Fable of Cyrenius Bizzy, the He Gossip

| Daughter of Iniquity, all right, bu
maybe she might listen to an En-
treaty if it came from one who wal
Pure, and who could point out to. he
in Fatherly Kindness that she wal
leading her Family on Short Cut t.
the Weeping and Wailing and Gnash
ing of Teeth.
One Day Mr.. Bizzy got quiet Iii
from another Moral Detective, tina
the Men had stayed out until 2 A. NJ
Mt Banquet given by a Club o.
Boosters. SO he knew it was Time fol
him to Act He lay in Ambush unit
the Coast was Clear, and then HI
went across the Dead = Line ant
caught her on the Piazza. She wat
Surprised to see him.
He told her all the Reports he had
heard about her Husband, and SAID
he was Sorry for her. He wondered
if they couldn't get together few o.
the Respectable Men and Women Of
the Neighborhood, and have Tall
with the Husband, and try to PLUCK
him as Brand from the Burning.
She listened with that Ominou'
Calm which always precedes the
Iowa Cyclone that takes the Roof of
the Court House and moves the Pool
Farm into the Adjoining County:
She said she would take her Hus
band aside and have a Confidential
Chat with him, and if he wanted tc
be Plucked. then she would call IL
the Cyrenius Bizzy Association Of
Fuckers.
Worlds Record Broken.
The He-Gossip went Home FEELING
that he was entitled to Pedestal
right in between Savonarola and Mar
| tin Luther.
When the Man came Home hi'
Wife told him. He murmured some
| thing about the Last Straw AND
moved swiftly out of doors. Pullins
up the Rover Stake from the Croquet
Grounds rs he ran. he cleared thu
Dividing Fence without touching bis
Hands and began to Clean House.
In about a. Second there was 9
Sound MS if somebody had stubbed
his Toe and dropped Crockery
Store.
Then Cyrenius was seen to Break
the Record for the Running Long
Jump off the Front Stoop into an
Oleander Tub while wearing o
Screen Door.
After him came the Worldly Illus.
band. For several Minutes the
Copse where once the Garden smiled
was full of He-Gossip and Cries fol
Helm.
When the Nan came back to where
his Wife stood with her Hand or
her /, Heart he reported that the He
Gossip would be found on top of thu
Grape Arbor.
MORAL: Any one hoping to d.
Something in the Reecue line hat
hotter 20 farther than Next Door.
! Copyright, 1923. by the Bell Syndicate