The Washington times., 1923-01-07
Our DUN KOO-COue
Question Box
.EUery Day in EUery Way We Get Sitter and Sillier"
Conducted by II. /. Phillips
(Discredited Pupil Of Doctors cous and Cook


~ ~ am . sufferer
from chronic dand-
run. It has now
reached stage where ! look
like the snow scene In way
Down East" every time !
shake my head. The last
straw came when my wife
presented me with . vac.
cum cleaner as . comb and
brush on Christmas. Can
Dr. Coue give me relief?
JOE K.
Alt b not quite clear
whether you wish relief from the
dandruT or relief From the wife.
However,, Coue win give you re-
Lief from both. Cousism b . mat
Ter Of mind over matter and dand-
ruiz is . matter Of matter over
mind with only . scalp between.
d therefore becomes . question
e becoming master Of your
scalp. This may be accomplished
By taking the scalp firmly be-
tween the foreAnger and thumb
and talking It into . state Of In
limitation. (Ees Coue treatise
The Identifying Of Dangerous
OandruR McGrsw").
70 ct rid Of the wife Is really
quite simple Many men have rid
Themselves Of many. Consult e.
y. Brewster, De Wolf Hopper,
I'D Mccoy, BIuebeard Landrul.
Efea4ment; Wedge the wife
firmly between the gas range and
tho hot watsr tank, tie her hands
and repeat over and over again,
81 ana respectable single man.
What would the neighbors say If
Ehey found you in my bachelor
apartnenti"
Our dog has Geas.
In tact, . situation has
arisen where the IDEAS may
be said 70 have our dog.
What should do?
MRS. ELLA II.
Alive . photograph record
made bearing the message Every
day IA every way ! am getting
bitten and bitten. " Attach. to
khD doghouse and add new
needlss - required. Il viii have
10 effect on the dog but the
asas win develop hydrophobia
md expire miserably.
OIL am keeping com
pany with o young lady. She
e prominent In society and
: graduate of Vassar and New
Bedford. Her folks have
money and she Is prettier
than any Of the new closed
car models. She has, how
ever, hereditary corns which
are giving M both great un-
happiness. Do you think DR..
Coue Is any better than the
average cofnplaster3
PRENTICE M'GISH.
A-You should certainly con-
sider the power az the gubeon-
sc:ous mind in . matter Of this
sort before urging the amputa-
Hon Of your loved ones feet.
DR.. Coue teaches that It is very
easy to win away . corn. He
willed away % many IN his
native country last year that all
northern France was practically
eornless and its leading diplomats
1ootless. Treatment: Pound on
the lady's fest while she chants
sweetIy, Every day in every
toe / am growing number and
number" You might recite,
The Village Blacksmith" for
added psychological effect
.
Q.-My fsthor was hcIed
By q horse ak the north
end Of the reservoir while
walking along the Central
Park bridal path last Tues
day. Il took six fremen
working with acetylene
torches eight hours to get the
horses hoof out Of dads
system. They had to shoot
the horse. Father, the poor
fish, keeps insisting that he
Is in pain, much TO the an
noyance Of mommer and the
kiddies. What would you
suggest?
ALICE K. K.
~Of course you can shoot
your father If the family 80 votes
at any meeting at which there il
. quorum. There Il nothing in
your letter to show the justice Of
shooting the horse and letting the
old gent live, especially If your