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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
AT THE MOVIES
THE ELTINGE

Anyone who likes a photoplay
packed with thrilling action, with
a story that is moving from the
first scene to the last fadeout, and
who would.like to see Betty Comp
son, Bert Lytell, May McAvoy and
Gareth Hughes heading a wonder
full cast in parts that suit them to
perfection, will do we'll to go to
the Etinge Theatre and see "kick
In, new Paramount picture
which opened there with extraor-
binary success last night.
"kick In" is one of those crook
stories which is peculiarly suited
for perturbation and George Fitz-
maurice, who directed it, has
made a photoplay that will en-
trance and charm picture fans the
world over. Miss Compson has
some excellent scenes and she once
more proves that she has few
equals n the, screen in the por-
trayal of dramatic roles. Bert
Lyteil is highly artistic as Chic
Hewes, a reformed convict. All
were delighted to see May McAvoy
and Gareth Hughes together once
more. The excellent supporting
cast includes Kathleen Clifford,
Maym kelso, John Miltern, Walter
Long, Robert Agnew, Jed Prouty
and Carlton King.
"kick In" as we'll as "Ehe Mess
age of DR.. Coue" shows at the
Eltinge today and tomorrow, We'd
nesday and Thursday.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
GREAT CAST in
STRONG pHOTOPLAY

"The Forgotten Law" a photo
play version of the famous novel
"A Modern Madonna" by Caroline
Abbott Stanley, is to be seen for
the first time tonight at the Cap
itol Theatre. Advance notices
about this Metro production pro-
nounce it as one of the most SEN
sationally dramatic stories Of the
season, with a subject that should
arouse great deal of discussion,
among women especially.
When the novel made it's APP
pearance, it exposed an unjust law
with such force and Indignation
that an investigation was demand
ed, resulting finally in the aboli-
ton of the law. Though it's opera
ton the father in any household
was permitted to arrange for his
child's rearing after his own death,
even to the point of separating
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
KILLED BY ENGINE

Alexander, N D., March 14.-Guy
H. Wolcott, 38, was almost instant
ly killed when his clothing caught in
the shaft of the drive wheel on his
gasoline engine. His neck was brok-
en- and his head, arms and body
bruised. 1t was indicated that he be-
came caught when he stopped over
to adjust the engine. He lived about
an hour and half. His widow and
three small sons survive.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
MINOT TO BE-
HEARD UPON
RAIL MERGER

Minot, Mar. 14.-Four delegates to
the conference ut Minot, Monday, at
which representatives Of the Great
Northern and Northern Pacific rail
roads outlined their position in the
railroad consolidation scheme con-
CURED in the judgment of the rail
road official, and Minot will have 4
representative to testify at the hear
State Commerce Commission in st.
Paul, March 10, according to Stanley
Colburn. spokesman for the Minot
delegation.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
LESS FLOOD DAMAGE SEEN

Minot, n. D., Mar. 12-Mouse riv-
cr food waters are not likely to 10
so much damage in Minot as in 1922
according to j. A. Wagner, superiE-
tcndcnt of streets. 1t is pointed out
that much depends upon the rate at
which heavy SHOWS hignsr up the
river melt. Closing up me present
sanitary sewer outflow emptying IN
to the Mouse river viii prevent the
river from backing up IN the trunk
line sewers at high water stage end
will eliminate the flooding Of base
ments, the city engineering depart
ment has suggested. Establishment
of guage boards farther UP the river
so that warning of rising waters
may be telephoned, has been sug-
gestcd.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14

the last four years when the con-
tract that they gave them would per-
nit the company to charge the con-
sumner $1.75 per 1000 gallons and
overlooked the proposition of serv-
ice. The amount that has been
spent would almost have paid for the
correction, if We had been forced to
do it ourselves, and the people would
now have service.
l would like to vote for the men
who stand for the reasonable and
possible for Bismarck and not for
the ones who try to camouflage the
people with promises that they know
they cannot fulfill.
Very truly,
R. L. BEST.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
PEOPLES FORUM
NOT A CANDIDATE.
Bismarck, N. d., Mar. 3, 1928.

Editor Tribune.
Yesterday the writer heard it
rumored that he was a candidate, or
would be, for a member of the City
Commission at the coming election.
] thought nothing of it at the time,
but have heard it again today. In
order to let the friends of mine who
started this rumor know the facts
will say, | could not be candidate
for the office for two reasons.
First: l would have to ,be elected
to the office without having to ask
a soul to vote for me. Impossible
Second: l would want each person
who voted for me to make an affi-
davit that they would support me
with their presence at the council
meetings, in order to further what
ever | asked for that was reasonable
and possible to obtain for the city of
Bismarck without injury to the other
person. (Impossible.)
/ notice in your paper of the 18th
that two Of the candidates. have de-
clared themselves for municipal
ownership of all public utilities. A
third one has mildly stated that he
favors obtaining some adequate
water works.
This municipal ownerSAip idea has
cost the. taxpayers of Bismarck about
$4,000. About $4,000 that was al
lowed the Water Company to charge
for the expense that they were forced
to pay in the Railroad Commission
suit, and the balance in associate
council fees, three trials in the Fed
cral court, and I noticed the result
of the last one in your paper some
time ago owe Lost" The 35 per
cent advance stands.
All of these ownership propositions
were started by the commission with
out any idea of where the money was
coming from to carry out their plans
except to issue bonds to the same
Water Company drawing per cent
interest.
We should vote for men, in whom
we have confidence, that will ask for
the reasonable and possible. After
they are elected, even if they are in
the minority, it is our duty to be
present at the meetings and help
them carry out that principal.
Suppose the council had taken to
the Railroad Commission the fact
that we were not getting pressure
enough to protect the property Of
Bismarck from fire? And that per-
son had to hold a lawn hose. for two
hours to water his lawn when it
should have been done in thirty min
utes. This is part of the Water
Company's contract? And when we
were getting bad water, would it
have cost much to have the intake
pipe extended to the middle of the
river? AS it is now it only extends
so feet from shore and the back
water carries the sewage up along
the shore. Don't-you think that the
Railroad Commission would have al
lowed these claims? And don't you
think that it would be reasonable?
Service should be the middle name
of the City Commission. We should
live up to our contract with the
water company and they should be
made to live up to their contract with
us. The City Commission has been
fighting for reduction in rates for
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
Announcement

| desire to announce my
candidacy for the office of
Police Magistrate, subject to
the will of the voters in the
election on April 3. My motto
is "A Square Deal to ALL"
Will apprecite your support.
w. S. CasSelman.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
Bismarck HOSPITAL.

Mrs. Clarence Maynard of Sanish,
VIM. Della Barre of Glen Ullin, Mrs.
John Grueneech of Kuhn, Adam
Schatz of Streeter, Mrs. John Jacobs
of Strceter, Adam West of Ventura,
Mrs. f. Kuller of Judson, Dorothy
Roth of Mckenzie, and N p. B. Nell
son of Braddock, have entered the
Bismarck hospital for treatment.
Christ Gruebele of Wishek, and Inez
Griffith of the city, have been dis
charged from the hospital.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
CENSURES DAUGHERTY

Madison. Wis, March 14.-Gov
J. J. Blaine yesterday censured
Attorney General Daugherty after
the attorney generals refusal to
conduct a survey of eX-service men
in federal prison with a view for
relief because of their mental or
physical condition.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14

MlSSlONAR1 MEETING
The Women's missionary socie-
ty of the Presbyterian church will
meet Thursday afternoon at 3
o'clock in the church parlors. The
devotional service will be led by
Mrs: j. j. M. Macleod. The topic
of the meeting will be a continual
ton of DR.. Fleming's new book
Building with India" Mrs. E. M.
Thompson will discuss Chapter
III, and Mrs. James Nebergall,
Chapter Nv, "Cooperation of the
Christian West" Refreshments
will be served. All the ladies of
the church are invited to attend.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
VIM. SLlDELL OF
BOSTON LEAPS
FROM STEAMER

New York, Mar. 14.-Wm. Slidcll
Of Boston, member Of an old Louisi-
ana family whose grandfather fig
ured in the Mason and Slidell Incl
dent with Great Britain during the
Civil war committed suicide Monday
by leaping from the steamer Provi-
dent, it was reported when steamer
arrived at port.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
BRENNAN MAY
HAvGCV1VCUSSlON::
+, HOSPITAL

New York, Mar. l4.--Bill Brennan,
the New York heavyweight defeated
by Lewis Herbo, the Argentine pugi-
list at Madison Square Garden Mon
day night was removed to the jewish
memorial hospital where it was said
he may have conclusion Of the brain.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
DIR. DAY DEAD

Syracuse, n. V, March l4.-Dr.
James Roscoe Day. chancellor
emeritus Of Syracuse University
and known as friend of-corpora-
items over which he became en-
tangled with Pres. Roosevelt dur
ing his administration died yester-
day at Atlantic City.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14

A. Diedrich, are candidates for re-
election as city commissioners Verne
French and Patrick Mckinley are al
SO candidates, tire being three com
missioners to be elected to the five
man commission.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
CLAIMS RUM
RUNNING MENACE
TO NAVIGATION

New York, Mar 14.-Capt. Ettore
Ear, of the steamship President Will
son, which arrived today from Ital-
ian ports, announced he would make
formal complaint to federal au-
thorities against the rum-running
fleet, in New York harbor which he
said was a menace to navigation.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
Burlington
New Fashioned
MerceriZed Hose

9lO2-Women are particularly we'll
pleased with Burlington New Fashioned
Hosiery. Knitted full in the leg and
narrow at the ankle this hosiery fits
snugly, no seam in foot. 1t is made of
fine quality, light weight, mercerZed
yarns in all the prevailing colors.
Out sizes, per pair. ............. .G5c
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
GOES TO ST. PAUL.

w. f. Reynolds, state dairy COM
missioner. will attend a meeting of
the Dairy Products association of
the Northwest, at st. Paul, March Ii,
at which his plans for cream grading
will be discussed.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
JAPAN REJECTS
CHINA'S PLAN

Toxic, Japan, March 14.-Japan
today rejected China's proposal to
abrogate China's treaty of 1915
which contain the noted twelve de-
mands and extended for so years
the Japanese leases on kwang
Tung peninsula including Balny
and Port Arthur.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14

DR.. B. w. Anthony, Detroit,
former clergyman and former head
of Adrain (Mich.) college, has been
arrested on a charge Of selling
worthless stock at Painficld, Mich,
Anthony declares he believed the
stock was sound and invested his
own life, savings in it. He's free
under $500 bond
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
Bureau Men Coming

Representatives Of the U. S.
Veterans Bureau are expected to
be in Bismarck on April 10 on
their round-the-state tour to get
veterans to reinstate their war
risk insurance. Meetings will be
held in many towns by the bureau
men
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
CITY NEWS
ST. ALEXIUS HOSPITAL

ST. ALEXIUS HOSPITAL
Mrs. J. A. Dc Long Of Baldwin and
Frank Lavachek Of He'll have enter
ed the st. Alexius hospital. Mrs. f.
o. Carlson and baby boy of Shields,
John Nav Of Tappen, Mrs. Nick
Wanner Of Hebron, and Master
Valentine Loran of Richardton have
been discharged from the hospital.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
CLEANING, CLEANING

Prepare your clothes now
for their Easter cleaning,
pressing and repairing. Don't
wait till the last minute rush.
City Cleaners & Dyers. Phone
no.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14

In a few moments you can trans
form even plain, dull, flat hair. You
can have it abundant, soft, glossy
and full of life. Just get 35 cent
bottle of "Danderine" at any drug
store. Then mosten soft cloth
with the 'Danderine" and draw this
through your hair, taking one small
strand at time. Instantly, yes, i'm
mediately, you have doubled the
so soft, lustrous and so easy to do
up. All dust and excessive oil IS
removed.
Let "Danderine" put new life vigor
beauty Of your hair. 1t will be mass
and brightness in your hair. This
stimulating tonic will freshen your
scalp, check dandruff and falling
hair, and help your hair grow long,
thick, strong and beautiful.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
RaWhide for Wear

Boys and girls who play hard will find
that Rawhide stockings stand the wear
better than ordinary hose. Reinforced
with extra splicing in the foot and leg,
it is an exceptional value, at per pair35c
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
Marjorie for Girls

Here are just the hose you will want
for the prim little Miss who wants to
look her best" Made of fine quality
mercerized yarn, it will give long and
hard wear and always look neat and
trim, per pair. Observation-Disclosures c to zoe
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14

The Legion Auxiliary will
hold their regular meeting to-
night at 1880 promptly at the
Legion Hall.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
Don't Let That Cold
Turn Into "Flu"
Rub on Good Old MusferoSo


That cold may turn into Flu"
Grippe or, even worse. Pneumonia.
unless you take care of it at once.
Rub good old Musterole on the con.
gested parts and see how quickly it
brings relief.
Colds are merely congestion. Mus
terole, made from pure oil of mustard,
camphor, menthol and other simple
ingredients, is a counter-irritant which
stimulates circulation and helps break
up the cold.
As effective as the messy old mustard
plaster, it does the work without the
blister.
Just rub it on with your finger-tips.
You will feel a warm tingle as it enters
the pores, then cooling sensation that
brings welcome relief.
Csc and Csc, in jars and tubes.
Better than a mustard plaster
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
Baby Girl.

Mr.. and Mrs. G. w. Schlabach of
Driscoll are the parents of a baby
girl born at the Bismarck hospital.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
Parents of Daughter.

The birth of an infant daughter
born at the Bismarck hospital is an
nounced by Mr.. and Mrs. A. C. Knud-
son.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14

Wet Wash is a new service
we offer to our trade. For
prices, Phone 6S4. Capital
Steam Laundry Co.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14

FIVE COMMISSION CANDIDATES
Dickinson, N. d., March 14.-H. l..
Reichert, II. j. Gruschus, and Harry
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14

Wet Wash IS a new service
we offer to our trade. For
prices, Phone 6S4. Capital
Steam Laundry Co.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
MEN

You can save almost half
on your clothing by attending
ROsen's Bankrupt Sale.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14

NEW SPRING WEAR
for Men and Boys-up to the
minute wearing apparel 49,
must be closed out at once.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
MEN

You can save almost half
on your clothing by attending
ROsen's Bankrupt Sale. I
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
Special for Girls

l97!-For the little daughter who plays
so hard every day you will want several
pairs of these fine ribbed Hose. Made
of a good quality yarn they will give ex-
cellent satisfaction. Comes in black,
white and dark brown.
Smaller sizes, per pair. DC
Larger sizes. per pair. 25c
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-14
Pure Thread Silk Hose

7lS1--Ths New Fashioned Hose has a
pure thread silk twenty-inch boot with
seam back. The silk in them is of il
tested quality evenly knitted making
them smooth fitting and trim. Comes in
all the fashionable shades.
Regular size, per pair. S1.7I
Out size, per pair. ................. LIS
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-03
MONOLOGIJES
By La Monte WaIlror.

no Mary il married at last.
- Now isn't that nice?
~ If ! were not such q dear,
friend of Mary's
I might say that it was about
time;
But !. am so very fond OF the
sweet girl,
And I wouldn't say anything
catty like that
Even about that horrid Miss
Blank
Don't you positively detest that
little mink?
So Mary is really a bride:
And married on the quiet, too.
Well, well. one would have thought
she would have q swell
Wedding, and all that sort OF
thing.
But then some can't dress ali in
white
And stand the broad daylight,
you know.
Doesn't seem possible that Mary
is really married
After all these years.
She's been such a-welI-what
you might call
A looker-on. or a wall-flower, or
something.
Still I realize that the dear child
Was probably waiting for q man
mean the right man--to CONS
along
And take chance on It
Being for better rather than for
worse;
But when all is said
don't believe that fellow Ar
thur
isn't he homely.. thought.
i don't believe he's half good
enough for her,
He's such queer stick, You
know,
And I don't believe he makes
enough to
Support them both
Not to speak Of children:
Do you?
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M spats was called CATERS.

NJ yer never got over the time
Yer uncle's gal gave him book
Tor Christmas because yer thought
1t was joke when there was
such nice library in town. NJ
there wasn't any wet wash laun-
dries, but if woman didn't do
her own wash she had colored
woman do it for her.
An the woman that did yer
Mas had a boy about six an his
name was Rastus Mckinley an
he could lick any two white kids
In the neighborhood. An every
body was scared of him because
he was colored an there was a
general understanding that yer
couldn't hurt that kind of guy
on his head but yer might il yer
kicked him in<4he shins but no.
body tried it cause they was
scared.
When anyone got married folks
always. gave EN- picture of
The Angelus' or berry spoon.
M women wore puffed sleeves
an their watches in their belts
an men wore sleeve elastics an
IL they were firemen they was
always red.
Ginger snaps came in barrels
and cookies in tin boxes with
glass fronts an there wasn't no
small individual boxes of crack
ers or sweets an nobody had
thought to tell yer yer needed
sem.
NJ yer Aunt Nellie work in
bakeshop an would give yer
cream puff when yer went in an
let yer touch the wonderful we'd
din cake in the winder which
had beautiful frostin' with fancy
edging an on top a bride an
groom standint under a pair of
frosting weddin' bells.
People sent their beahs to the
bakers on Saturdays an paid a
nickel to have 'em baked. An
they was baked nice an, brown
In big earthen pots an yer al
ways had ,em Saturday nights
an Sunday mornin' when yer had
pie for breakfast.
REMEMBER? I'LL SAY YER
DO!
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Such Is Life.

Scott dipna ken just what
real pleasure may be. There's
always summat to spoil things
for you.
Ditto-How do you MAX that
DOT?
Scot-Well, Ia smolxin' for in
stance. If yer smokin' yer ain
'baccy ye're thinkin' Of the awful
expense, an IL ye're smolin'
some ither bodx's yer pipe ID
rammit so tight it Wilma draw
'Ee'-Aw.
She was a
Brainy girl
And so every time
He took her out
They said
He had a good head
On his shoulders.
-Chaparral.
Father: I've told you time and
again not to see that young man,
and now for the last time I ten
you not to have anything 10 do
with>him.
She (sobbfns): Oh, father,
want Jack, I do want Jack.
Father: All right. Here's q
hundred dollars, but remember
what I said.-Octopus.
Prof. during quizz to student
with book openeDo you general
~ have Your book open during
examinations. sir?
Student taken unawares)-Yes,
sir. generally try to.-'Ee.Aw.
And Again
"Why does a chicken cross the
road?"
Because the good-loekfng man
with the car is on the pther aite.s
Chaparral.
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NEWS LAFFS
By Z. C.

T oNGER sessions are pro
posed for Senators. Sure,
A some of them look as II they
need more sleep.
African jungle king has barred
synthetic gin from his dominion.
There seems to be lot OF light
in darkest Africa.
Upstate paper says that pastor
will give talk on How Some
People Keep Out OF Jail, includ-
ing the story of his own life.
This weeks box of holefuIl
hosiery goes to the guy who
thought that a. musical club was
a drumstick.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-03
A Question of Today

What are your hopes for the fu-
ture7" asked the solemn man.
IL have none just now" replied
the youth. Tomorrow Is my girls
birthday and I am worrying about
the present. Maniac.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-03

Prof. Raub in Ethics-I will lee
ture today on liars. How many of
you have read the twenty fifth
chapter?
Nearly all raise their hands.
Raub-That's fine. You're the
very group to whom I wish to
speak. There is no twenty-fifth
chapter.-Siwasher
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-03
No, Sir; All the Cuck0Os
Amt in Clocks

Young Slicker-Hello; oh, say,
hello!
She Gndignantlyl-I don't know
you, and if you insist on speaking
again I'll slap your face!
Y. Sob. no you won't; oh, no
you won't.
She (still registering indignation)
We'll, I'd like to know why not?
z. S.-Because my mother always
told me what didn't know wouldn't
hurt me.-Pitt Panther.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-03
RADIO RAGTIME

r MP Limpville.
How de, Cinders.
- Greetings, Ashes. How's
she tuning today?
Better than that.
Got any good ones?
I'll say so. Are you ready?
Reddy's brother.
Grab this, then: What is the
difference between a cop and a
fat lady wheeling a baby car
riage?"
Zone walks the block, the
other blocks the walk"
Boy, you nabbed that. Get this
one: "Why IS married woman
like an umpire?"
''She never thinks her hus-
bands safe when he's out"
Wow. WOW! WOW! You're too
fast. Try this: What man will
bet you money his town is not a
one-horse town."
1.-THE street cleaner"
Good night.
You said it. Good night
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-03
Music in the Air

New Boarder-See here, /
thought you said this was .
"walk-up" apartment.
Landlady-Sure I did; what's
wrong with it?
New Boarder-Well, from the
noise you hear in the morning,
it ought to be called 'wake-up."
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-03
Our Hall Of Fame

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He never spills
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