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The Washington times., 1923-02-01
RHEU MATISM
LEAVES YOU FOREVER

Deep Seated Uric Acid Deposits Are
Dissolved and the Rheumatic
Poison Starts to Leave the Sys.
tenn Within Twenty-four Hours.
Every druggist in this country is
authorized to say to every rheu.
matte sufferer that If a full pint
bottle Of Allenrhu, tho sure con.
Queror Of rheumatism, does not
show the way to stop the agony.
reduce swollen joints and do away
with even the slightest twinge of
rheumatic pain, he will gladly re-
turn your money without comment.
Allenrhu has been tried and tested
for years, and really marvellous re.
suits have been accomplished in
the most severe cases where the
suffering and agony were intense
and piteous and where the patient
was helpless.
Mr.. James II. Allen, Of Rochester,
n. z, the discoverer of Allenrhu
who for many years suffered the
torrents of acute rheumatism, de-
stres all sufferers to know that he
does not want a cent of anyone's
money unless Allenrhu decisively
conquers this worst of all diseases,
and he has instructed druggists to
guarantee 1t as above in every in.
stance.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26
KenneWick Rows

That we are getting more and
more cows into this valley all the
time is evidenced by the number Of
cream checks that we cash each
week. Dozens of cream checks are
cashed by us ranging from a few
cents to a few dollars each.
We might add that it is sure a
pleasure to note the lack of COM
plant against the creamery. Very
little comment is heard one way Or
the other.
Cows may or may not make the
community, we are not in a posi-
ton to say, but they will go long
way in helping to make it.
You don't have to be a judge of
human nature to see the satisfied
expression on the face of the fell
low when he is endorsing a cream
check or two to pay for a bill of
groceries he has just bought. More
than once we have heard men say
"the cows are. keeping me going
while my crop is growing"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26
Found at Last

We know that you have all been
saying that Price & Lincoln need
more clerks.
We knew it all the time, but find
ing the right kind Of a man is not
an easy task.
We were able last week to secure
the services of Earl Schmadt. Earl
will be with us steady from this
time on.
Chuck Neel, who has been help
ing us out Saturdays, was obliged
to quit to attend to other work, and
we have arranged with Mr.. Paul
Boescher, ON the Highlands, to take
NeePs place on Saturdays. Paul
is a lifetime grocery man, full OF
snap and will be mighty big help
to us.
If you have drifted away from
us lately because you could not get
waited upon promptly please come
in again, perhaps you won't have
to wait so long next time.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26

Price has been laid up with
rheumatism lately, and while doing
a combination of the camel walk,
and lame duck, he wiggled his
watch out of his pocket and lost it.
Price says it is a nice little watch,
with a monogram engraved on the
back of it and he would be mighty
glad to get it back again. We
heard him say something about
giving reward if anyone found
it that would bring it back.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26
Sure Milk

Contains Millrun, Ground Oats
Ground Barley, Ground Corn Pro
ducts Soya Bean Meal, Cocoanut
Meal, Linseed Oil Meal.
Minimum percentum of Crude
Protein Is; Minimum per centum
OF Crude Fat 4; Maximum per CEN
tum of Crude Fiber, g; Maximum
per centum of Crude Ash. 5.
What Every Cow Needs-Every
COW needs a grain ration to supple
ment the home grown hays and 81
iage. Your COW testing associa-
lions have proved this beyond a
doubt; and, further, they find the
only CAN FULL of MILK that it
pays to produce is from cows that
nave been given a chance by using
a grain ration.
In lining up with Sherry on Sure
MIX we feel that we have the very
o. pest milk producer obtainable.
= a sack today, give it a trial.
y IL don't produce more and better
milk than Una any feed on the market
we we VIII refund the money. You
are Ine sole Judge. You can't go
Wrong-we won't let you.
- honkey's Fly Knocker will keep
'nein standing still while you milk.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26
Proved His capacity.

Jefferson Boyce enjoyed local rep
utation as an eater of no mean dimen-
sions, and on numerous occasions had
won wagers on his capacity and en-
auraDce- One day a friend offered
TO bet that he could not down sc
doughnuts at one sitting. Never test
ed my ability on doughnuts," said JEFF.
but III just take that chance to the
extent of 50. Stakes were put up
ana the contest was scheduled to take
place at Pete's Original Coffee house
at . p. M About five o'clock JEFF
hunted up his challenger. SAY, Won
don't want to make that bet saoY'
ne queried- Huh You must think
you've got bunch on thisl" .That's
wnat nave" rejoined JEFF; 'Tve lust
got through making test"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26
Easy to Bark

Fault-finding is an easy job
and thousands of people are
working at it without pay. 1t
takes an effort to accomplish
things worth while. Someone
has illustrated it this way: ga
dog hitched to a lawn mower
stopped to bark at a passer-by.
The boy who was riding the
mower said: Don't mind the
dog; he is just barking for an
excuse to rest. It is eaiser to
bark than pull the machine.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26
RazOrS and Ice Cream

Kit SCI to Price, "well, how was
business Saturday." ooh, fine,
we gave away eight gallons of ice
cream cones. How was it with you
Kit?"
"Oh, fine, we gave away two
hundred safety razors."
Believe us now, it takes some
sales ability to give away perfectly
good ice cream and razors.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26
Buy Flour

Do you know that the Kennewick
Flour Mill is now grinding new
wheat? Well it is and if you don't
pick up sack or two of flour while
we have stock of old wheat flour
you will be having a bunch of hard
luck with your bread before you
know it.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26
The Wretch!

Hubb: Haven't l always Civ
en- you my salary check on the
first of every month ?"
Wifi: Eyes, but you never told
me you got paid on the first and
the fifteenth, you embezzler!"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26
Electrify Rural America

Reads a headline in the monthly
Light" magazine.
If we don't get good prices for
the bumper crops that we have
raised around Kennewick this year,
we fear that some of our ruralites
will be saying, make that electri-
cute, instead of electrify.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26
AUTO JACK

We still hold a good auto
mobile jack that the owner
can have by proving proper
ty and buyingacoupleofgo
ty and buying a couple Of
good cigars for the fellow
who brought in the jack.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26
Walt--Avery--Kit

In Kits ad. last week, he said he
was expecting Walt and Avery
through here any time now. Kit
evidently didn't read in last weeks
Courier what DR.. Tullar says a.
bout Washington roads.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26
Fired

The Young Wife: "The new
nurse is very scientific. She
never let's anyone kiss the baby
while she is around"
The Husband: who would? %
And the next day the nurse
left.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26

The only reason a doctor asks
a woman to hold out her tongue
is to get a chance to write a
prescription.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26

Why is it that when two girls
kiss each other it reminds you
of two prizefighters shaking
hands?
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26

Whispering sweet nothings
into her ear is better than polk
ing sweet nothings into her
mouth.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26

Oh, those girls, those Bust
ness girls
I'll tell you what they'll do.
They'll ape the men, no mat
ter when
Or what they have to go thru
The men they started an
outdoor game
10 have a little sport I'M
til fall.
Now the girls are doing the
very same
And are playing outdoor in
door ball.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26

'.You are what you eat, :"
says an ad in the Literary Di-
gest. In that case, this morning
we had a bad egg.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26

regular selling price with qua oaI
or
WISH limit tell the want certain nun
and
pleasure
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26

Were you ever pinched for 60
ing too fast?
No, but I've been slapped.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26

Miss Mabel March, an AL
bany belle of twenty summers,
is visiting here twin brother,
aged thirty-two."
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26
GREEN CORN
Plenty of lit

C. A. Mitchell said ne
would bring in more corn
next Saturday than we could
sell. Do you think he can
do it? It's the yellow sweet
corn-nothing nicer and just
SO Mitchell won't get ahead
of us we will put it UP two
dozen in a sack and hand it
to you for 45c. Good, yellow
Sweet Corn, 2 dozen for 45c.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26

We eat 2,5OO,OOO,Ooo eggs a
year. No wonder a hen looks
mad.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26
Palm Two Centuries Old

Set out by the Jesuit miss;ona,.,as 4,
ITO, thousands of date nalms -
lower California are still producing
quan,lt'es OF high-class fruit, approxi.
nlateiy "a million pounds heinz
up 70 all parts of Mexico each
year. Small groves of date na,,,s
t,a. also De found in many communi-
ues 81 the state of Sonora. where
h Ma.er : available. at Guaymas there
. Dslns an old date palm tree that has
p - as high as 1000 hounds ~
dates in one season pounus on
hana vsa q The Mexican date crops are
hn,,, s : by Chinese merchants and tbe
and Sinaloa. ~ sonora
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26
Special No. z

10 lbs. best Cane Sugar S1.1O
3 doz. Jar Rubbers 1879. 80
/ Id. cake ParoWax 20
/ doz. Mason lids. 80
l Bottle Certo. e .. .35
TOTAL 1925
And | quart of ice cream so
S2.75
SALE PRICE 2.25
You save the price of the ice cream
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26
Special No. 4

2 fly swatters. S. &c
4 sticky and 2 poison fly paper &c
2 rolls wax paper .. 20
2 doz. Paper Plates ........ 20
/ dozen Lemons. .. so
10 lbs. Best Cane Sugar 49,. Ito
TOTAL $40
And l quart ice cream 80
1920
SALE PRICE 2.40
You save the price of the ice cream
Special No. S
2 lbs. Best Bulk Coffee 49,. s. rs
1 Id. Green or Black Tea. 49,. .65
1 at. jar Pineapple preserve so
TOTAL s1.9O
And ] quart ice cream 80
$40
SALE PRICE 1 on
You save the price of the ice cream
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26
The IIisd Dramatic

In V;r,.,. Srdmatic.
greatness as poetry a sense OF the
LEADING n,a y Rome and Italy is the
oric. part,r tive OF passionate rhet.
cacy. par.iy yelled by the chosen All,
Milson or his language. Dsnsn u na,
nents are sim more faithful an, anu
their ~, - the religion and noll,,es 30 -
teras. 'ilne. But in Homer slcs OF
NJ =. Is purely dramatic r' .ne IN
gion; the an.lpathy of race or reli
event: tha war turns on no politica,
side The -. capture of Troy lies ou,
heroes range OF the niad. Even ~
heroes az are not the chief nationn e
wholly - Greece. The interest," ne.
pictns. .so far - we can see, - n a
D s Of human actioo ana e.., "a tns
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-07-26

You save the price of the ice cream
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-31

Not until after their engagement was az
nounccd did Prince Eric, OF Denmark ana
Miss Booth. of Canada, discover an obstacle
to their union. Then they found that the
Prince could not marry Conmoner without
some sort of special permission. Ot course
he couldn't. Any American could have tod
him that 1t beats all how ignorant these
roval families are.-Bdltim0re SM.
1t is hard to believe that the modernS are
daughters OF Eve Eve felt ashamed when
she discovered that she was naked.-Bdh'-
more Sn. ---.----...
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-31
IF WOMEN HATE WAR

With war, threatening in, Europe again,
and with women playing larger part every
where in public life, Ida Tarbell raises the
question whether women really do hate war
and if so, whether they are going to do
anything about it.
eff the avowcd hatred OF woman for war
is to be more than barren emotion she
saws, her attack must take on new and
more practical forms She cannot end war
bv passings resolutions, organizing peace So
cietics, putting up posters--she must get down
90 cases. No war without its cause. Dis
putcs misunderstanding, conflicting inter
csts, world old prcjudices, fanaticiSm, Jcal-
ousv greed-these are the seeds of war
III woman means it when she says that
she hates war, she has first imperative duty,
and that is to sec to it that these things arc
watched and uprootcd Us they raise their
ugly heads.
us woman serious enough i'll her CANT
na;gn against war to make the sacrifice OF
Dartisanship, OF dogma, of her national pre-
induces and traditions, and help build up an
international machinery which is always
not intermittcntly but. alwayS-on the job OF
watching the sprouting OF the seeds that make
for war between nationS-a machinery which
cries aloud when a dispute arises and runs to
its settlement as one would run to eNtlnSuiSn
blaze that shows itself iii a house or block:
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-31
THE FEDERAL TAX AMENDMENT

People have been demanding, for some time
the abolition Of taX-eXempt bonds, so that
wealthy capitalists could no longer evade tax
alton by putting their money into such Sc
curitics. Congress proposes cciSututional
amendment for this purpose, 1t has already
passed the House And taking it up nope
fully. the taxpayer reads as follows
Section /. The United States shall nave
power to lay and collect taxes on income
derived from securities issred, after the ratl-
hcation OF this article, by or under the au-
thority OF any State, bit without dlscrllni-
nation against income derived from such Sc
curities and in favor Of income derived from
securities issued, after the ratification OF tins
article by or under the authority OF the
United States or any other State.
(. There is a second section, III a similar
vein, specifying the corresponding power OF
the states in this matter, but perhaps one IS
enough to throw the reader into stupor.
The reader may be in favor OF this amend
ment, but how is he ever going to know
How is a citizen OF legislator ever gong
to vote intelligently for or against such an
amendment:
Surely Congress could express its purpose
more simply and clearly. The Senate still
has chance.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-31
"a REMARKABLE EXPRESSION"

The inaugural address OF Governor Pin
chot OF PENNSYLVANIA is document OF less
titan two thousand words, a remarkable short
address for 4 governor OF great state who
conscientiously sets himself to 4 great task:
but. quoting Albert Shaw in the Review OF
Reviews, in dircctncSS and in the qualities
of political and mordl courage It stands om
as a remarkable expression
In another column OF this issue of The
Gazette, we reproduce this remarkable OK
preston in full and commend its careful per-
Sual to every reader.
Would il not stir in the heart OF every
American patriot grand and glorious
feeling" to know that every state executive
in the union could respond to Governor Pin
chot's sentiments with hearty amen and
could share his convictions that Law and
Order must prevail"
Let all who sit upon the rostrm with hln1
and those who occupy the long seats on the
sides say amen while all the people Halle
lujah
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-31
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 81, 1923.
COLONEL TOM MILLER

We hive no interest i'll the political row
going or in Washington over the failure OF
The War Veterans Bureau to function, other
.tlan to see that the disabled soldiers ane
their dependents are given 4 square deal, but
ii President Harding wants tho Bureau put
on an efficient basis he can not make mis-
take in appointing Col. Thos. W. Miller the
present Alien Property Custodian to sue
cced Col Forbes
Col. Miller is an overseas soldier. lie en-
listed as a private and by hard knock Is came
ont of the army 4 colonel He refused all
political pull offered him and gained his COM
mission through his own etorts. rs =
With Col Miller at the head OF the Vet
ems Bureau the disabled soldiers are aSSur-
ed of square deal Those who are now
holding fat jobs through political influence
will have to 60 to work or be fired Tom
Miller works twelve hours every day and
he expects Il government cmPloyc to work
the seven and half hours allotted to him
for days work. President Harding, Ill
the words of the late Champ Clark, could go
much further and not get as good man as
Tom Miller.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-31
WILL THE PRODIGAL RETURN

Ancnt the discussion OF the present tu-
multi along the Rhine writer OF intcrna-
tional reputation has remarked that
Hands Of fellowship will be extended
across the Rhine and across wide seas when
Germany accepts the way of salvation with
chastcned spirit France will be good
neghbor to nation that has had redeem
ing vision and has graSped the fundamentals
of political common-scnse.
But the question in the minds OF many
is: Will Germany soon see the truth and
accept the .salvatiore and how long will 1t
take her to grasp the fundamentals OF po--
litical COmmon-Sense:
Just now France is giving her some very
convincing and earnest celebrations, but VIII
she humble herself at the mourner bench
She has long subSisted OH huSks, but as
these grow fewer and thinner, she may come
to herself.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-31
Churchn1en Meet
In Conference
Virginia Diocese in An
nual Session at
DanVille

Danville, Va, Jan. 3l-Thc
thirty-iirst session OF the Do
ccse Of Southern Virginia con-
vened yesterday in the church Of
the Epiphany with about seventy
five delegates from the area en-
braced in attendance. There are
number of lay delegates, all of
them housed in Danville homes
for the duration of the session,
which will close on Thursday
night.
Bishops B. D. Tucker and A.
c. Thomson addressed the codn-
Gil soon after it assembled, this
being followed by the usual or
ganization for the session. The
feature fthe session last night
was the address on diocesan mis-
sions by Archdeacon Ribble. This
afternoon the visiting clergy and
Law delegates motorcd to Chatham
and there visited the Chatham
Episcopal Institute.
There is some speculation rife
as to whether the council will
make any official reference to the
utterances of the Rev. Percy Stick
ney Grant, Of New York, whose
doctrine has furnished a sensation
among Episcopalians in this coun-
try. From sources close to the
council it was learned that no
reference to the controversy be-
tween Dr.. Grant and Bishop Man
ming is likely to be made on ac-
count of the remoteness OF the
other dioceses and the added fact
that the Virginia council is con-
sidered very conservative
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-31
MAN ESCAPES; LIQUOR
lost

Lvnchburg, Va, Jan. 31-Ihe
Police Department here yesterday
captured an automobile and sew
eral quarts of moonshine liquor,
which were destined to the local
rum trade, but the man who M
ported the spirits from Amherst
county made his escape. Sun
day night a car was parked III
Columbia avenue, over the South
ern Railroad tunnel under River
nnrt. and Yesterday the owner,
With a bag full of jugs contain
ing liquor, crossed the Southern
bridge over the James river.
Just as he reached the car to
make the remainder Of his trip
two policemen appeared. me
man started on a run with his
Iiouor Two shots from re-
yolver over his head did not stop
him. but made him drop the Dag
and run faster. He dropped over
the bluff to the Chesapeake and
Ohio Railroad and disappeared
IN the river, throwing whisky
filed bottles from his pockets as as
bo ran The car and small
amount of whisky were captured
most of the containers being broK-
ON As the man threw the bag
away.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-31
MRS. POiNDEXTER'S LETTER

In her letter that caused such 4 rumble
when it was printed in 4 western newspaper
and which threatens to renew the ever cv-
istant feud between the wives OF Senators
and Cabinet Officers, Mrs. Miles PoindeNter
charges that there are too many blocS IN Con-
grcss and places peculiar emphasis on the
bloc-hcatS.
This expression, OF course was made IN
fun. ,but Souctimos jest approaches Tar near
cr tic truth than ii seems. But she IS wrong
in one way These legislators are not block
heads in that they are bunch who are try
inc 10 get things done and they know that
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-31

it is best for their purpose. not to seelil too
wise.
a few more letters written i'll righteous
indignation by some ladies closely attiated
with Congress would possibly give the ma
ton clearer insight into Washnston's
method of doing things. 81
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-31

The pcriopthalmus' common Oh
the shores of Indian and austria s.
ia seas, frequents roots OF trees Is.
When " eT"', at rest it lies with its
body out of the water the 'a -
oufy beine Immersed, and i
o GOES ashore in search Of food
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-31
When Joint Ease
Gets In
Jo;nt Agony Gets Out

If you want to take the pan
and misery out Of rheumatic
Joints or reduce the swelling
or timber up stiff creaky joints
then YOU want nt-Ease-lts
for the joints only--that's why 1t
succeeds when ordinary remedies
fail. 60 cents a tube at all phar-
macists.-Adv.
Evening star., 1923-05-18
RADIO NEWS

The semi-weekly radio vaudeville
broadcast station wEAS Of the Hecht
Company will begin tonight 1t 8
ot'lock instead Of Z. as heretofore.
The program will consist Of sslec-
tions by Miss Marie, Cotmap. SO:
prsslo; Miss Ninon viguer. soprano:
the Oriole Dance Orchestra; Jack
Donovan. Hawaiin guitarist, and a
Evening star., 1923-05-18
Transit Annoyances.

From the Kansas City star.
7 what Is the matter, Mr. GloomT
we inquired.
II was greatly annoyed coming
downtown" on the street car Just now"
replied J. Fuller Gloom. II got on
and other man had my accustomed
place on the strap"