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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-06-07
NoTAs DE GUAYAMA.
Isabella P. R.

FIESTAS PATRoNALES;- mo
1.-Two de las tradicionsies fiestas de
San Antonio que empezaran el dia 4
de junio roina gran animaci6n en- esta
local dad. A cargo dc una comisi6n dc
distip2uidos clementos &c este pueblo
cs,a la confccci6n del programa para
las festas que prometen ser muy lu-
icidas.
REFoRMAS LOCAL Es:-El Hospi
til Toribio esta siendo reformado por
10 que actualmente presenta un mag
nifco aspecso. Especial atencion Sc le
ha dado al cuarto de operaciones, don
&c los doctores vadi y Loyola reali-
zan diario magnifcas operaciones.
LA INFLUENZA Debido la
activida1 del Com. dc Benefcencia de
este pueblo los brotes de esta epide-
mia en- los barrios CARTE Y Puente de
Jobos fueron totalmente eXtinguidos.
ENFERMCs:- -Hace dias Sc hallan
enfermos aunque no de gravedad los
distlnguldos caballeros don ManueI NJ
Medina, don Enrique German, don J.
Ba7e Perez y don Luis Anes Desea-
mos su total restablecimiento
PoR LAS CORTEs:-Los honorabies
Castejo, Acosta, Pagan Colon Texi-
dor han estado muy atareados durante
estos dias con la infinidad de casos Wis
tos en- la Corte de Distrito.
Los senores de Ia Corte Municipal,
asi mismo, han estado muy activos.
PoR Ell oRNATo:El senor jena
70 cautiho su distinguida esposa han
ordenado la construction de dos pre-
ciosos chalets Ell los solares ubicados
frente al antique correo. Los pianos
son del mismo ingeniero senor Bruno.
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DESDE CAYEY

UNA SUICIDA:-E el barrio de
Jajome Bajo las dos de la tarde del
microbes tltimo en- su residencia en-
ese barrio la joven Ines Burgos, Sc
5ispar6 IN tiro de revolver por ell pc
cho. atravesandose e. lado derecho. Fue
trasladada al hospital municipal don1e
los doctores Villeneuve y Font lie prac-
ticaron la primera cura Investigando e.
case Sc ha llegado a Ia conclusion de
que este aten5a5o la vida Sc debe
los m8lditos celos.
Hasta esta hora en- que escribo ell
estado de la joven es gravisimo.
EN- Ell TEATRo: En- la noche del
microbes dltjmo Sc Iev6 a efecto una
regia function de gala EN- ell Teatro An
g6Iica de los senorss Garcia & Duches-
ne. Sc exhibi6 ante un selecto y hume
roso rdbhco la irteresante cinta Los
EGisterios de Paris una audici6n mu-
sical por ell Trio Hernandez
Nuestra falicitaci6n los sefores
Empires arios
A
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Notas de Ia Isla

Sc ezpera que muchas personas sigan
este ejemplo para el embellecimiento
de nuestra poblaci6n.
SALUDAMoS;- Hemos saludado en-
esta ciudad a los senores Martinez Da-
villa Pilot Garcia, senador y repre-
sentante respectivamente, de este dis
trito.
REsTABLECIDA:-D Despu6s de una
grave enfermedad que puso en- pehgro
su vida, Sc halla fuera de pehgro la
nina Carmen Moll, hija de nuestro ami
60 Francisco Mon Ferrer. Els motive
de justa algeria entire sus numerosas
amistades la mejoria lie la seiorita
Mol.
LA FRA:-Como esta en- vfspe-
das de terminarse la actual zafra azu-
carera Sc esta rrocediendo por los in
genios de azucar a quemar Ia paja de
las siembras de cana para empezar cuan
to antes la siembra de la nueva co
secha
ENTIRE NOSOTROs:-se encuentran
entire nosotros los distinguIdos esposos
Batista. El senior Emilio Batista su
esposa han estado ausentes por varios
meses en- Venezuela, en- cuya reputada
Universidad ell senior Batista cursa con
gran aprovechamiento ell doctorado en
Cirugia Dental. Nuestro afectuoso sa-
lu5o.
FIN DE CURso:-Tanto ell Inspec-
tor senor Torres Reyes y los maestros
de este distrito escolar Sc hallsn muy
atareados con ell proximo fin de curse. .
sabemos que las classes Sc cerraran con
un magnifco resu1tado por 10 que fe
icitamos al magisterio local en- general
CORRESPONSAL ESPECIAL
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los SPORTS NECESITAN PRAe
TICA A DIARIO
MAYO %, 1928

Es de suma necesidad que 10; players
del SPORTS praetiquen d dlaric dc
este modo Sc entrenen bien 81 tira Y
cogt de Ia pelota para poder hacer
IL ente a los colosos insularea. rs va
tempo cue los Andrade, BETH, Rogue
' Guzm5n vean la neceaidad de prac-
ticar con mas frecuencia 81 es que de-
sean yer nuevamente al eQuiI0 de los
'iinetes" fgurar la cabeza de los
6lversos teams de Ia isla Prscticando
al campo Sc adiestraran en- el manejo
de- tira Y coge, y mientras practican
Z. palo podran ponerse en- Inca para
paios de "pase hbre ;, hits de tres
. cuatro esquinas. Al iguaI JUG estos
layers que mencicno, quienes nc he
v.sto practicar tlltimamente los demas
neadores del SPORTS deben concurrir
. las practicas seguir al pie de la
letra las indicaciones que me permito
hacerles. Ell captain Brown, +iene Ia
ralabra. segtn telegramas crazados en-
tr4 Rogue Wives eI SPORTS, jugara
dos iuegos ell domingo 10 contra ell
PONCE en- Ia Hga del Castillo. I'm este
desafio Sc enfrentaran Bonilla San
C.uiri.
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coRREsPONSAL
DESDE SALINAS.
Emp1es arios

UNA FIESTA:-El viernes pasa3o
celebrose una animada fjestecita EN- e.
Casino de este pueblo para despedir
las distinguishes profesoras senorita
Wood, Olson, shenutt, quiene9 embar-
raran pronto para cl NorSe. Entire las
bellas sehoritas que concurrieron re
cordamos a las muy simpaticas senori-
tas Maria Cantelops, de Naguabo,
Gredsna Wood, Ida Shenutt, Lila
Olson, Clemencia Caratini, Juani-
ia Gonzalez, Lupercia Gonzalez, Arge-
liza vazquez, Maria Morera, Elnelinda
Rodriguez, Julia Lucetti varias Sc
foritas de Guayama que sentimos no
recordar.
Fuc una ficstecita muy animada por
10 que fclicitamos a sus iniciadores
BODAS: -Rumoranse que dentro Gle
POGO contraeran matrimonio dos distin-
guidos j6venes que ejercen el magiste-
rio en- esta locahdad. Deseanos que
pronto cristahcen sus suenos de amor.
POE Ell ORNATO:-se esta cons
truyendo un hermoso edifcio de con
creto propiedad del sefior Jose I. Sosa.
en- la calle Muioz Rivera de esta po-
blaci6n. Fehcitamos al senior Sosa
AMBULANCLA:- A:-Ha negado va la
ambulancia que nuestra activa Admi-
nistracion Municipal habia pe1ido para
ell servicio de los enfermos pobres. Nues
ira congra tulacion para ell Municipio.
CoRRESPoNSAL
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DESDE isabella

IESTAS PATR0NALES:- :-Eeuni
dos varios caballeros de la localidad
previa convocatoria, fu6 acuerdo ce.
lebrar, como dc costumbre, las tradicio-
males fiestas en- honor al santo patronc
nuestro, San Antonio de Padua.
Los dias 10, Il, 12 y 13, seran dias
de regocijo tendremos muchos y
variados espectaculos pubhcos, actOs
reIgiosos, hailes de sociedad, juegos
atleticos por nuestros escolares, llurni-
raciones los mas vistosos fuegos ar
tifciales.
Isabella espera yer por aqui en- esos
dias, representations de todos los pue-
bios.
LUZ ELECTRICA:-Para Ell dia. 10
del corriente esta senalada la inaugu-
raci6n de la planta electrical. Con ese
motive nuestro Comisionado de Servi-
clio Publico Sr. Banuchi echara a Ia
calle una invitaci6n al acto
BANDA EsCoLAR: treinta y
dos mtisicos Sc inaugur6 nuestra Ban
da Escolar. Los muchachos han sido
muy aplaudidos, pues en- rn corto ticm
po de estudio el progreso ha sido asom-
broso.
Aplaudimos al Sr. Rafols, Comisio-
nado de Instruction por haber organi-
zado dicha Banda necesaria para So
laz recreo nuestro en- los dias festi-
vos.
CITY HAIL:-Tambien la Caca Mu-
nicipal ha sido terminada tan ele
gante edifcio sera inaugurado ell pro
ximo dia 10.
REFORMAS EN- LA PLAZA COR
CHADO:-Para embellecer nuestra her
mosa plaza de Corchado, han sido do
nados por varios caballeros de La To-
calidad I'M lujoso numero de bancos
do mosaico. Entire los donantes fgu-
ran Don Eduardo y Don Francisco Que
vedo, Don Ramon Calero, Don Ramon
Banuchi. Don Vicente Amador, Don
Jose Cardona Piquet, Don Jose Mu
noz. Lcdo. Felix r. Hernandez, DR.. don
Arsenic vaHscillo, DR.. Jaime T. Bravo,
Don Emilio Gonzalez, Centre Isabelle
no, Don Agustin G. Chaves, Iglesia
Presbiteriana, Holly Name Society,
Maestros Rurales, Maestros Graduados,
American r. r. Co., West india Oil
Co., Ponce Mosaic Co., Don Miguel
Guevara.
COMPATRIOTA ENFERNTO Ell
viejo luchador patricia don Antonio
Geigel, Sc encuentra gravemente en-
fermo. Sc espera I'm desenlace fatal.
Todos sus amigos lie visitan y el pue-
bio en- general lamenta no yer a Don
Antonio alegre jovial como antes,
por nuestras GALES.
Pedimos a Dios no nos arrebate al
que en- todo tempo ha sido un leal ami
go, altruista Y generoso Y todo 10 ha
dado su pueblo, fortuna y salud de
una manera desinteresada.
PESAME:-Se 10 damos a los fami-
liares de Don Vicente Velez Cruz, por
la muerte de dicho caballero.
A una avanzada edad dej6 de existir
a consecuencia de una prolongada en-
fermedad.
Honrado y laborioso, pudo dejar
como ejemplo sus virtudes que fueron
muchas.
Isabeleno.
-sabela p
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HERIDO GRAVEMENTE
EN- UN BALE

EN- UN BALE
Mientras Sc celebraba un baile en-
la residential de Regime Cruz, sta en-
ell barrio Beatriz, de Caguas, sostuvio-
ron una rila los individuos Nicolas
Rivera Piro Delgado. Rivera sac6
un punal para agredir a Delgado pero
este Sc abalanzo contra su agresor y
enta blaron una lucha cuerpo a cuerpo.
Acudieron en- ell acto para separar los
foragidos Pastor Isabel Bruno, pero
on los momentos que Mercedes Herman
dez Quiso separar su esposo Pastor
este recibi6 una punalada en- ell vientre
Ell herido fu6 conducido al hospital
municipal. Rivera y Delgado Fueron
arrestados
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FUEGo EN- CIDRA

En- el barrio Arenas, de cidra, un
violento incendio destruyo totalmente
un ranch6n de secar tabaco de Fran
cisco Santiago, valorado en- $500. En-
el incendio perecieron dos becerros
So sospecha que algdn ladr6n do CALI
mas ocasiono el siniestro.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-06-07
DEsDE CAYEY

Ell CLUB DEPORTIVO:-El viernes
por la noche Ell les salonss del Hotel.
Inglaterra, Sc reuni6 la dirsctiva del
Club Deportivo de Cayey reconside-
70 la resolution aprobada en- una reu-
Mon anterior, la cual ,resolucion pro-
hibia. la entrada a los representatives
y cronistas de Ia prensa los juegos
celebrados por dicho Club Deportivo.
Por unanimidad Sc reconsider6 la re-
soluci6n y fu6 aprobado que Sc lie con-
ceda I'M palco a los representatives de
la prensa en- todos los juegos cue cele-
bre ell Club Deportivo en- esta poblaci6n.
Base BALL:-EL domingo 27 ,en
la Ega del Club Deportivo Sc celebr6
I'm reni5o desafIo de base ball entire
las uovenas Humacao Stars y cayey
Sports, en- ell cual fue vencido este Ill
timo.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-06-07

FL Score fue el siguiente:
cayey Sports oil 5000 d
Ell juego de la tarde fu6 mas renido
y emocionante, salieron cuatro a tres.
En- los primeros innings ninguno de los
teams Sc hizo dano alguno, pues fue-
ron cero a cero hasta ol cuarto, Ell ell
cual el Cayey logr6 hacer tres carre-
ras. En- Ell quinto inning el Humacao
por error del cayey. saco una carrera
y en- el ultimo sac6 tres carreras, ven
Jcien5o al Cayey.
Moralmente ell juego fue del Cayey,
teniendo en- cuenta que este es un team
de segunda que estaba jugando con
uno de primera.
FL Score de la tarae:
Humacao 0 0 0 0 A
Cayey O0O3 30 0 0 O-3
Felicitamos al Cayey Sports por cl
juego del domingo Ie aconsejamos
mayor discipline mas control para po-
der veneer a los leones del Sur
los orientales.
Para ell pr6ximo domingo Sc anuncia
el juego del All San Juan VS.. Cayey
Sports.
Ell CORRESPONSAL.
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Notas de sport

de los fans dominicanos para 10 que
eadiera servirle sus seryicios.
ESTADO DEL CA1GfEONATO MA
CIoNAL DoMINICANo EN-
MAYO %, 1928
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23
Wheeling NOISE
IN her THROAT
WORRIED HER
Shortness of Breath and Choking
Spells; Chest Ratified
and Wheeled.
BALTIMORE LADY SAYS
HYP0-C0D Relieved IT

IT surely was worried about my breath
ing. / would wheeze SO loud in my chest
and throat you could hear me all over
the house. Then I would get short Of
breath and almost choke at times. Final
". after I had used inhalers, salves and
ali sorts of things, a good friend told me
about this wonderful medicine called
Hypo-Cod and 1 sent to the drug store
for It, 1t helped me so much l was al
most cured after just a few days, so
kept right on taking 1t. BY the time l
had taken three bottles you could see
nv system was toning up fast and
gained ten pounds. From that time on
Ii wasn't hard for my system to throw
off and fgM the trouble and soon my
throat was okay and results were so
amazing the whole family was surprised.
In fact, it helped me so much in every
way I guess everybody at our house has
taken Hypo-Cod since then. recommend
Hypo-Cod because 1t was the only thing
that ever did me any good at all. My
family swears by Hypo-Cod," enthustas-
ticaily declared Mrs. A. Henry, Sls 21h St.,
Baltimore. Nd.
If your system is too weak to throw off
some minor ailment-don't try to cure the
trouble-just get busy putting your sys-
tenn in fighting shape and soon as you
build and tone yourself up your system
will throw off such troubles like water
off ducks back. Hypo-Cod Is the most
palatahle, effective and powerful recon-
structive tonic made. 1t is WONDERFUL
strength building tonic. 1t Is pure, whole
some and not expensive at all. Even the
smallest drug store has Hypo-Cod.-Ad-
yertiSement.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23
Musical MTypewriter."

Music may be easily transported
from one key to another, and also
transcribed onto paper by means of
new device that is in the nature Of
musical typewriter. The transpos-
ing apparatus consists Of portable
keyboard that is superimposed upon
the piano keyboard, along which it
can be moved for a range of two oc-
taves. Underneath each of the super
imposed keys is bent lever that
transmits the impact of the finger to
the corresponding piano key. There
fore, by shifting the superimposed
Keyboard, it is possible to change the
key of any musical composition in any
way desired. In connection with the
transposing device is an attachment,
which serves either as score writer
or to make a perforated record for
player pianos. - Popular Mechanics
Magazine.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23
No MEETING,

A young reporter was sent out by
the city editor of one of the Rochester
papers to report meeting.
About two hours after the assign
ment was made the young reporter re-
turned with sad countenance.
The city editor told him to get the
report up Immediately. as it was near
~ time to go to press.
"There will not be any report on
that meeting" was the answer.
"Why not?" queried che city editor.
There was no meeting" replied
the young reporter. ut broke up in a
big row and the chairman was
chucked under the table. "-Rochester
Democrat and Chronicle.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23
Kansan,s Destructive Laugh.

In the days when horsefiesh was in
flower one of the hardest things in
town was to get horses accustomed to
Job Hofer's laugh. Every time he took
off the main hatch and helped himself
TO real mastodonic gurgle of glee
there were two or three runaways
down Main street. The horses largely
have passed. but Jobs laugh has the
same devastating effect. Today he be-
came amused at something while in
Lem Lump's Ford, and two panes Of
window glass fell out. - Eldorado
Times.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23
INFORMATION CAME TOO LATE
Small Boy Could Tell for Himself
When Locomotion Was Actually
In Progress.

The Woman was going to Indiana.
With her were young man and his
four-year-old son. The train had not
vet started.
daddy, have we started?' ques-
toned the boy eNcitedly.
"No, son, I'll tell you when we do"
the father answered, and continued to
discuss with the Woman the unbecom-
ing length Of the new dresses.
"Are we going now, dad?' persisted
the child, after a. few seconds.
''Not yet, Bob. I'll tell you when"
A few minutes later the train began
to move. The father turned to his
son.
''We've started nOw-sonny."
With an air of Indifference the child
answered:
"Oh, well. now / can tell by myself
we're going" -Ohicago Journal.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23
eILT-EpcED MoDEsTy

The hard-boiled captain of industry
- whom q friend was Introducing
young man just out of college and
seeking job:
"He is fine, modest young man.
said the friend.
"Modest?' snorted the big man.
"What in thunder has he ever done
to become modest about ?'-NorfolS
Virginian-Pilot.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23
Secret Diplomacy.

Her Chum-HoweVer did SOU make
your husband give you that lovely all
season trip?
Mrs. Wyse-Guy-Don't tell soul.
had mother write and ask when II
would be convenient for her and father
and my two sisters to come and make
us nice, long visit.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23
Fabric Made From Guncotton.

From guncotton there has been re-
Gently made new product known as
"vistra," which is made use Of for
some very novel purposes. Imitation
Smyrna rugs, silk sweaters and G0be-
lin tapestries were recently shown
made of the new material and 1t was
with difficulty that the imitation could
be detected. 1t may be mixed with.
silk, cotton, flax and wool. n
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23
Business in Politics.

"a man can't use money in politics
my more"
I'm glad of it," said Senator Scr
ghum. ''If things had kept on the
way they once started. the candidates
would have been lining up at the pri.
maries with shop early slogans. -
Washington Star.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23
peeo.seated Grudue.

"You refer to the prosperous look
ing person as a coal baron
quite So" replied the disgruntled
proprietor of little fuel business.
"But he's not a real nobleman?'
Certainly not. And since I've
been dealing with him I've found out
that he's not even one of natures no
blemen."
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23
Insult to Injury.

Fair One-Officer, arrest this man.
He has been trying to fiirt with me.
Mere Man-What! Her! Why officer
wouldn't fiirt with her for million
dollars.
Fair One--Now, officer. you simply
must arrest this man. He has insulted
me.-American Legion Weekly.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23
Was Not That Serious.

Elinor got new tricycle. and the
next morning she announced that she
was too i'll to go to kindergarten.
Mother had her suspicious, which
later were confirmed when, after an
hour or so lying in bed, Elinor OBJ
served 81 don't think I'm sick enough
to hurt that tricycle. any,"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23
Longest Line.

If all the automobiles in the United
States were lined up in procession
the string would reach four-flfths of
the distance around the world, at the
equator, or seven times the distance
from New York to San Francisco.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23
Another Fine Point Settled.

Speaking of the sultan" said Pro-
fessor Pate, Il really don't perceive
that desertion of great many wives
is any worse than the desertion of
one"
st isn't worse" replied J. Fuller
Gloom. IT'S better"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23
Overpaid.

"Tennyson J. Daft receives good
deal more money for his poetry than
he deserves" stated old Festus Poster.
"How much does he get?" we asked.
II haven't the slightest idea"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23
cuticura soothes Baby Rasnes

cuticura Soothes Baby Rasnes
That itch and burn, by hot baths
of Cuticura Soap followed by gentle
anointings Of Cuticura Ointment.
Nothing better, purer, sweeter, espe-
cially If little Of the fragrant Cuti-
cura Talcum is busted on at the fin
ish. 25c each.--Advertiseme
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23
Old Paintings Bring High Prices.

Fifteen paintings, by early @taiian.
masters which belonged to the hate
William Solomon, were sold in New
York few days ago TO one Of the
foremost art dealers in the country
for more than million dollars. The
average cost to the new owners Of the
entire lot of pictures was about $70.-
600 apiece. i
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23
Behind the Times.

Clancy-What would you do If
kissed you?
Nancy-How do know? You know
very well that I haven't been to the
movies lately.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23
Great Invention.

Demonstrator-This machine will do
the work of ten men.
Lazy Husband-My wife should
have married it, if that's the case.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23

Smiles cost less than electric
lights and they make the home
brighter.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23
Eriahtened by Shadows.

"Cheer up, old man." said the opti-
mist. "Things aren't as bad as they
seem,'
mo. but they seem So" groaned the
pessimfst.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23
Business Mans Lunch,

"Will you lunch with met" 'sThank
YOU" what shall we have today
vitamines or calOries?'
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23

The man VINO flirts with trouble Is
apt to get it where Uncle Bill got
the carbuncIe
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23
Usually.

Usually.
Angela clock is different from a
man.
-.~-Andrew- What do you me.r7
Angela Well. when it strikes it
keeps on working.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23

Life is short. and vet some people
waste 1t in longing.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23
Useful in Some Households.

OSS'u' v" ~0"'S VoNo~"S'~o'
The University of Missouri recently
established pistol range for girls. 1t
has caused considerable comment.
among which the following might
easily take first rank:
"Are you doing target practice with
a pistol?" Bob asked.
"Sure!" Marjorie replied.
"Get any credit for it?"
"No. of course not. Girls do not
get credit in military, silly!"
'Of course, know that, but they
might give you credit in some other de.
partment."
For instance"
"Well, how about domestic science?"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23
nOint.

Our idea of true friend Is one
who sees us only from our own view
point,
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1923-02-23

See to 1t that the best company OF
all is your own,
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Nothina Lacking.

$50 you've started to shave your
self. Ell? Don't you miss the BARRIERS
chatter?"
mot at all. You see, l set my
monograph going during the
process.
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oualiHed to Enter.

"When are you going to let me kiss
you? ACome around on Friday. That's
amateur night"
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QMllsn.

sAnd he left legacies," droned the
lawyer. ito wit" Here he paused.
.To whoY' intoned tic judge.
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Courtship is sort of coo-partner-
ship.
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SURE THING
"Do you consider thirteen at table
lnlucky?"
"Yes, with food at present prices"
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OF Course Not.

It's really not consistent,
AS any one can see.
When a fellows living in "A Flat
To snore in loud High c."
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"A Sentimental Show.
"This Is billed as a love story and
comes up to rs billing"
"Also its cooling"
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CAUSE FOR SORROW

Snake-Why 80 sad2
zebra-l'm sick Of looking like q
Jail bird, that's why.
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can,f IA Done.

Your face may be your fortune, miss
But effort is misplaced
In trying to increase your wealth
BY being double-faced.