davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
New Britain herald., 1923-02-06

REQ speed wagon. good as new; run only 5000 miles; 1919 Velie 3 ton truck, run l6o00 miles; 1921 Ford touring car; 1919 willys-knight touring with winter top; two 1918, pass. Buick sedans; 1917 Hud- son sedan. We want room for new stuff and will sell cheap. OCallaghan, Rapallo Ave. Tel. 847-3, Middletown.
 STUDEBAkER Special Six at sacrifice, Nearly new. 1922; also 1920 Special Six and 1920 Hudson pass: late Buick tour ing. Above taken in trade for new Lex ingtons. Aaron c. Cohen, Inc. lS5 Park St., Hartford.
New Britain herald., 1923-02-06

STORAGE of bicycles for all winter free oi charge. Peter Rosso. Phone 635-2. 33t East Main St.
New Britain herald., 1923-02-06

efuDEBAKERs-Light siI touring. ss7S, special sik touring, si,asbi big sik touring
 u,fsoi r. 0. n. factory. N. Irving Jester. iss Aleh st, ''fhis Is studebaker year."
The Washington times., 1923-05-15
CHIEF LONE BEAR WEBS
IN REAL INDIAN STYLE

LOS ANGELES. May 15.-In his
toric Cahuenga Pass. where the
Great Spirit brooded in the days OF
the padres, a real Indian wedding
was celebrated with Chief Jimmie
Lone Bear and Miss Julia Wooit
Mocassins as the principals and
Judge Summerfield, star divorce
iurist of the Los Angeles superior
Court. as master 70 ceremonies.
The ceremony was performed be-
fore the replica of a Hudson Bay
trading post that has been built in
the Arapahoe Indian village. which
sits so picturesquely beside the pass
through the Santa Monica hills.
The wedding was preceded and fol
lowed by vivid display OF Indian
martial festivities.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

Some dirty cuss suggests that
. Kiss is like bottle OF olives.
After you get the first one the
rest come easy.-Whirlwind.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15
Phil .Ossify Says

TIL USsIIV OdyS-
The income tax has proved one
thing. A lot of people give more
to charity than the charity asso-
Citations get.
Every time a fellow is hit by
a flivver he has a fear the driver
is going to sue him for the dam
ages sustained.
A great many men break good
resolutions when they happen to
fall and it flows right from under
them.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

An explorer says that there are
more than 5000 kangaroos in
New Zealand. but less than 2 per
cent Of them have acquired the
art Of riding a bicycle.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15
MONOLOGUES
By La Monte Waldror.

Yep. Louise, Pops pretty good
old scout;
Only trouble is he hasn't got any
Jazz in him. Sort OF glares at
you.
Every night when you want to
beat it
After dinner to have a swell time.
Pops all right around the family
hut.
Spends a lota time nailin' up
this
And fixin' that, and polishin' up
the yard,
But cabarets and fancy steps
don't
Interest him much. He seems to
want
To be a regular 1as-been:
Won't go to theaters because he
says
1t gets him home too late and he
has
To get up too early to be on the
job.
Rather a cinch Pop has, too.
Sittin' round an office all day
While I have to grind like a
Galley slave in business school;
Wish had his soft snap, no
grouchy
Teachers pilin' the work on and
All of that. But Dads a pretty
good
Bird in a way, after all; II he'd
only
Get wise to himself and can that
old
Suit and dive into real life and
have
A zippy time. instead Of puttsr-
ing
Chance. Why. here's Pop now.
Say
Pop. let me have five-spot,
We're going out for a big time.
Thanks. Pop. Well. Louise, lets
Did fever have a taxi driver
tell YOU that he had no change
after you handed him a ten-dol-
lar bill?
The Washington times., 1923-05-15
NJ ed bury
Says
By John P. Medbury.

/" HE latest fad among women
is to so window shopping
while riding in their auto
mobiles.
II dame Is driving along the
avenue and sees pretty hat Nm
some milliner's window she jama
on the brake without caring how
many machines are behind her.
Traffic has to wait while she
stops in the middle of the street
and spends fifteen minutes wish.
ing she could afford it.
Then she expects the machines
in the rear to get out Of her way
SO that she can back up and cd
mire the hat from . different
angle.
And once IN q while she'll leave
her automobile in the car tracks
while she goes In and prices ii.
The only thing which keeps
her from driving right up ON the
sidewalk is that she wants to
lock at the hat from q distance.
As it is now, the women in
machines are doing their window
shopping in front of the swell
shops.
It doesn't cost any more to
wish for something i'm an excIu.
sive store than it does to wish
for something at WoOIworth's.
And any woman would rather
block traffic on the main street
than to hold it up in some alley.
But they're wrong here; most
of the handsomest cops are doing
duty on the side streets.
One policeman bawled q girl
out for driving in the wrong d.
rection. He said: Madam, you're
breaking the law; this is a one
way street. She started to cry,
and answered: We'll, was only
going one way, wasn't To-
II the women persist In going
window shopping while in vehicles,
they'll have to. leave their auto
mobiles at home and start riding
bicycles again.
Copyright. 1928. King Features
Syndicate. Incl
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

That numbering the English lam
guage is part of the crime wave.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

Preacher during sermon1;
You're lost. You're lost"
Shark ION back row, awaken
ing): mo, I ain't-I've still got
an acer'-Yellow Jacket.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

That the League of Nations is
q European baseball organizati ton.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

Considering the scarcity OF COAL
no book that is written these days
is entirely worthless.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

That tair tonic can be used on
q brush to make the bristles grow
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

Eddy Kett says a courteous Pc
destrian permits himself to be run
over rather than splash mud on
the car in scurrying to safety.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

He-Even a dog likes a certain
amount of petting.
She-Perhaps that's why the
girls call you a teahound.-Wam-
pus.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

The Postoffice Department has
estimate that the average Amer
lean writes lie letters a wear. but
no statistics are available as 10
now many Of them are thrown
into the waste basket without be.
ing read.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

That a perambulator is a mer-
Playground.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

If the theory of evolution is
correct, it's cannibaIism to eat
aardines.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

That Bobby Burns was a cigar
manufacturer.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

But they're wrong here; most
of the handsomest cops are doing
duty on the side streets.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15
|HaveaSnile
With Us
By Nat N. Dorfman.

IVY HEN d man lives to tell
/" about a hold-up he can
be sure the bandit was
absent-minded.
We never knew an Egyptian
tomb contained so much noise.
1t is drunken bootlegger that
takes his own hootch.
If the theory of evolution is
correct, it's cannibalism to eat
aardines
Considering the scarcity of coal,
no book that is written these days
is entirely worthless.
Eddy Kett says a courteous Pc
destrian permits himself to be run
over rather than splash mud on
the car in scurrying to safety.
The musical comedy gags are
evidently stolen from tombstones;
Johnny Brighteyes says you
can't tell whether II girl has OPEN
workery or just a run in her
stockings.
A worm that will turn has "a
great future as a folding cork
screw.
Wonder If they'll ever isolate
the golf bug.
Europe may be bankrupt, but
she's full of situations.
''Mormons to invade New York
in Mass. Headline. What's a
few thousand Mormens more or
less in New York?
The Washington times., 1923-05-15
FIGURE 1T OUT

There are 1851 men in the
United States who never have
seen burlesque show. All but
S79 OF, them We're born blind.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

/" HE latest fad among women
is to so window shopping
while riding in their auto
mobiles.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

The musical comedy gags are
evidently stolen from tombstones;
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

That a porter in library picks
up an education. ~ 1893
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

Then she expects the machines
in the rear to get out OF her way
so that she can back up and id.
mire the hat from . different
angle.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

According to statisticians. John
d. Rockefeller makes 500 every
time the clock ticks. And every
lime the darn thing. stops tick.
bng somebody is docked almost
that much for being late to work
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

That a minute man was a
Waterman in the Revolutionary
War.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15
SOME FOLKS
THINK

That it is safe to let the baby
play with safety razor.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

And any woman would rather
block traffic on the main street
than to hold it up in some alley.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

And once IN while she'll leave
her automobile in the car tracks
while she goes In and prices ii.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

II a dame Is driving along the
avenue and sees . pretty hat IN
some nlilliner's window she Jams
on the brake without caring how
many machines are behind her,
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

That a telephone exchange is a
branch of the stock exchange.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

twenty-five college boys claim
they never have kissed girl.
but do not say how many times
they have tried to.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

1t is drunken bootlegger that
takes his own hootch.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

1t doesn't cost any more to
wish for something in an exclu-
sive store than it does to wish
for something at WooIworth's.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

Johnny Brighteyes says you
can't tell whether II girl has Open
workery or just a run in her
stockings.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

There are 150.668 Plymouth
Rock hens in the State of Massa-
chusetts, but practically none of
them ever has been seen trying
to climb up a fire-escape.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

One hundred head-waiters In
New York say that they have no
place to live this summer. Inves.
tigation proved that their wives
had leased their mansions on
Riverside Drive.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

II the women persist In going
window shopping whiIe in vehicles,
they'll have to. leave their auto
mobiles at home and start riding
bicycles again.
Copyright. 1928. King Features
Syndicate, Inc
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

As it is now. the women in
machines are doing their window
shopping in front Of the swell
shops.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

The only thing which keeps
her from driving right up ON the
sidewalk is that she wants to
lock at the hat from q distance.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

Traffic has to wait while she
stops in the middle Of the street
and spends fifteen minutes wish.
ing she could afford it.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

We never knew an Egyptian
tomb contained so much noise.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

IT is estimated that there are
more than 10000 ostriches in one
election district in Australia. but
very few of them are able to re-
peat the Ten Commandments
without suffering.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

WY HEN 4 man lives to tell
" about hold-up he can
be sure the bandit was
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

A worm that. will turn has a
great future as a folding cork
screw.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

''Mormons to invade New York
in Mass.'-Headline What's a
few thousand Mormens more or
less in New York?
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

Wonder if they'll ever isolate
the golf bug.
The Washington times., 1923-05-15

Europe may be bankrupt, but
she's full of situations.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-10-26
SMITH-HUGHES CONTEST
AT UNIVERSITY SATURDAY

The annual North Idaho Smith
Hughes stock judging contest will be
held at the university college of agri-
culture Saturday. The schools tC
participate are the Occur d'Alene high
school, the Lapwai high school and
the Moscow high school, each school
being represented by team of three
men.
william Kerr, state supervisor of
agriculture will be supervisor Of the
contest with members of the college
of agriculture faculty Prof. G. w.
Hickman, Prof. F. w. Atkison and
Prof. ]. e. Norby as judges. Univer-
sity stock will be used.
The teams will compete for low
ing cup offered by the college of
agriculture of the university, the
team winning it three times to have
permanent possession. The cup has
been won once by the Lapwai high
high school and once by the Moscow
high school.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-10-26
WALTON IS
FINALLY GIVEN BOOT

Oklahoma City.-(A. P.)-Lieuten-
ant Governor M. e. Trapp was declar-
ed acting governor OF Oklahoma in a
decision of the supreme coure late to-
day making permanent a writ of pro
hibition against Governor J. C. Wal
ton and District Judge Tom G. Cham
berS, Sr., which restrains them from
interfering with the lieutenant gov
ernor's assumption of the office.
The decision sustains a resolution
adopted by the state senate suspend
ing Governor Walton during his i'm
peachment trials and nullifies an in
junction obtained by the governor in
Judge Gamblers court which would
have prevented the lieutenant COVER
nor from becoming acting governor.
The court announced it's decision
orally after brief conference fol-
lowing an afternoon of argument. The
decision, it was explained, made the
writ effective against J. C. Walton as
an individual and not as as governor.
Judge Chambers was enjoined in his
official capacity as judge. The vote
of the court was five to four
Notified of the courts action, Gov
ernor Walton declared that he in
tended to continue the fight He
declined to indicate his future course,
saying that whatever he does is cup
to his attorneys" He refused to
issue a formal statement.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-10-26
NATIONAL APPLE
WEEK IS next UP
BIG LOCAL CROP AND FINE QUAIL
ITY CREATES INTEREST IN
LOCAL PRODUCT

National Apple Week. Wednesday,
October 81, to Wednesday, November
7, will be fittingly observed in the
Moscow territory, Moscow dealers in
food stuffs and Moscow orchardists,
making a special effort to interest
people in the more general use of
the apple Professor G. G. Vincint,
head of the department of horticul-
ture at the University of Idaho, has
taken the matter up and has called on
most of the local dealers, and found
them most willing to feature the La
tab county apple in their window dis
plays and in their advertising during
National Apple Week.
Mr.. Vincent states that the apple
crop this year is one of the best in
the history of the country and that
the quality is especially fine. He
urges that the people of Moscow and
other Latah county towns aid the
orchardists, and also themselves, by
laying in their stock Of apples for
the winter during National Apple
Week, thus creating a market for To-
cal grown apples, and at the same
time securing their supply for the
year at very reasonable prices. The
price, he says, is easily within the
reach of all.
There are said to be 1877 different
ways of using apples, and an effort
will be made to give the public some
information on at least a few of the
ways of preparing this fruit.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-10-26
|. 0. 0. F. DELEGATES
PLEASED WITH U. OF /

Idaho Falls delegates to the grand
lodge Of the Odd Fellows held in Mos
COW, Idaho, on their return expressed
a great deal of admiration for the
University Of Idaho, which institution
they took occasion to visit while at
tending the convention at Moscow.
Southern Idaho delegates made the
trip on a special train. On their ar
rival at Moscow they were we'll re-
ceived and given many receptions
According to the statement made by
those from here, one of the most
pleasing incidents of the journey to
the north end of the state was the op-
portunity to visit the state univer-
sity and learn what is being done
there, and what a great institution
Idaho possesses. The delegates went
all through the institution, including
visits to the state farm, livestock and
agricultural departments.
"The people of southern Idaho
should become better acquainted with
their university" is the statement
made by Mr. Harry Morgan. one of the
delegates 'I had no idea of the
magnitude of the university and the
good work that is being done there.
The people of Moscow are to be cred
tied with taking a great interest in
the institution, an interest that the
people of the southern part of the
state can we'll afford to follow up"
Register.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-10-26
STUDENTS PLAN ON
SPECIAL TO BOISE
ARMISTICE DAY TRAIN LARGEST
AND BEST IN HISTORY
OF CONTESTS

University of Idaho students are
already making plans for the annual
trip to Boise on the Armistice day
Friendship Special, this year for
the big game with the Oregon Agri-
cultural college at Boise. Students,
who have made the trip in previous
years, have been saving money since
the first of the summer in order to
make the Boise trip.
The special will leave Moscow at
e o'clock Thursday afternoon, No
vember s, and arrive in Boise at Hos
Friday morning, November 8. The
train on the return trip leaves Boise
at II o'clock Sunday morning, No
vember II, and arrives in Moscow at
sos Monday morning, November II.
NixdOrff Asks for Rates
P. J. Nixdorff, of Spokane, travel
ing passenger agent of the Union Pa
cifci, has tentatively announced rates
of fare and third for the round
trip and he is now awaiting confirm
alton of the rate from headquarters
at Portland The round trip fare is
S22.51 with a lower Pullman sleeper
at 5000 anu dH upper ullAloh oi00p
er at $3.50.
The special this year will be the
largest in the history of the Armistice
day games at Boise. There will be
II cars including two diners, obser-
vation car, Pullman standard sleep
ers, day coach and baggage car. The
train will have every possible con-
venience known to modern railroad
transportation. An A. S. U. 7. COM
mittee of studens. to cooperate with
Moscow committeeman. has been
named as follows: Jack Musser, Boise
chairman: Louis A. Boas of Boise
Jean Frazier of Pocatello and Flor
ence Graves of Standpoint.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-10-26
PIONEER SALVATION ARMY -.
WORKER ANNOUNCES SUBJECT

Major Percy Morton, of the Saliva
ton Army, who next month will cele-
brate the 60 anniversary of his birth,
and who says he feels more like
young man of %, and enjoys the best
of health, feels that he has lived long
enough to say some things regarding
the way to conduct ones affairs in
order to get the best out of life. He
will take as his subject, at the meet
ing at the barracks on Third street,
tomorrow night, "What Person
Should Not Do When Walking; What
a Person Should Not Do When Stand
ing: What Person Should Not Do
When Sitting" The meetings are
held at 215 West Third street.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-10-26
BOOSTERS RUSH empire
To EUGENE FOR CONTEST

We've got to get Empire to Eu-
gene. That's all there is to it."
Empire is the official mascot of the
University of Idaho Vandals and in
the excitement of the rally and send
off of the team to Eugene, where Ida
ho and Oregon meet Saturday, the
freshmen forgot the muzzle necessary
for the transportation of the mascot.
Empire is eight months old and
large for his age. He weighs in the
neighborhood of $50 pounds so the
the placing of Empire in the Pullman
sleeper was out of the question.
Four enthusiasts noticed the slip
up with alarm. Empire must be got
ten to Eugene. So last night at 10
o'clock the four boosters loaded
themselves and Empire in a Ford car
off for Eugene. Empire was given
the back seat with one man to hold
him in. Three of the four lit cigar
cites on separate matches and the
party started.
When the Vandals swing out on the
Oregon field tomorrow afternoon En-
pire will gallop out to meet them and
the Vandal mascot may play his small
share in the winning from Oregon"
There are those that believe in psy-
chology and those that don't but four
serious minded young men do.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-10-26
CRUCIAL CONTEST
in OREGON CLASH
IMPORTANT COAST CONFERENCE
RESULTS IN OUTCOME OF
SATURDAYS GAME

University of Idaho and University
OF Oregon football teams meet at
Eugene Saturday in a game which
may be of considerable significance
in determining Coast conference re-
suits. Both clubs are undefeated
Idaho has not been scored on this
season while Oregon has had but one
touchdown against her.
Rivalry between the Webfoot eleven
and the Vandals dates back to a
scoreless tie at Portland in 1901.
Since that auspicious opener, foot
ball teams from the two institutions
have met Is times, but Idaho has yet
to take a victory The first game
and the game in 1921 were ties; all
others went to Oregon.
Oregon Games ThriIIers
Some of the Oregon-Idaho games
have been real thrillers. For the
last two years Idaho adherents be-
1ieve Idaho should have won by all
the rights of superior ability and
prowess, yet Oregon capitalized on
the breaks so remarkably that Ida
hos superior plunging and ground
gaining ability meant nothing. In
1921 Gus Irving, Idaho's backfield
ace that year, made more yardage
than the entire Oregon team-yet
Idaho lost. Breaks always seem to
count for more when two teams are
fighting hard-and there hasn't been
a tame Oregon game in history. Re-
gardless of the comparative show
ings of the two elevens the Oregon
Idaho game has each year come to
be looked upon as one of the tough
est of the western scraps
Both teams have impressive rec
ords so far this season. The punch
displayed by the Webfoot backfield
against Whitman last week makes
Tdaho's job appear more diffiult than
was anticipated.
WebfOoters Very Strong
The power displayed by Oregon in
crushing the Missionary defense
proves that Idaho is facing an eleven
we'll advanced in training. In recent
years Oregon has been slow in start
ing--so slow that she has been dub
bed a November eleven" This year
she has reversed tactics and her de-
velopment has been practically par
allel to that of the Vandals, consid-
cred at least a week or even two
ahead of some of the other clubs.
Idaho's team will probably be out
weighed slightly, but on anything but
aswet and muddy field that handicap
will be discounted easily by the speed
and aggressiveness of the agile Van
dial team
Is Oregon Next?
VandaI followers are still rejoicing
over the breaking of Washington
States 10-year grip. The question
now is: Will Oregons be next?
From a conservative viewpoint
Idaho's chances are reasonably en-
couraging. Coach Mathews started |
building for Oregon Immediately af- |
ter the smoke Of the Cougar scrap /
had blown away. He pulled through |
that game without any serious in
juries and Idaho will face Oregon
tomorrow in good mid-season shape
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1923-10-26
Contractor Makes Denial

Seattle-(A PA declaration that
ssany suggestion" that the contract tc
construct the American Lake vet
erans' hospital near Tacoma had been
improperly obtained by the Hurley
Mason company of Tacoma, twas alb
solutely false and never had founda-
tion in fact, ever" was made today
by Charles B. Hurley, president OF
the company, in a written statement
published by the Seattle Times Mr..
Hurley was named in the testimony
given this week by Elias H. Morti-
mer of Philadelphia, before com
mittee of the United States senate,
inquiring into the acts of Charles B.
Forbes, while he was director of the
United States veterans bureau