davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-12-14
BACK IN FLORENCE

Miss Esther Barfield, county home
demonstration agent for Lauderdale
county, has returned to Florence,
after an absence of several days at
Auburn where she has been taking a
course for demonstration agents. Miss
Barfield has done a splendid work
in This county
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-12-14
VISIT oRPHANAGE

Twenty Baptists from Wetumpka
came to Troy Sunday and visited the
Baptist orphanage here. They were
shown over the home and grounds
and the methods of caring for the
children and expressed themselves
as pleased with the orphanage.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-12-14
EDISON NOW SOUGHT
ON KILLING CHARGE
Negro, Shot During Quarrel, Dies
AS Result OF Wound
MUSCLE SHOALS BUREAU
THE AGE-HERALD
Florence, Ala, Dec. IS

Isaac Brown, negro, who was shot
following a quarrel between himself
and Bradford Edison last Tuesday
night at Wilson Dam. died last night
at the Coffee hospital in Florence.
Edison, now charged with murder, is
still at large. Reservation guards
and city and county officers are
watching for him, but so far no trace
of his hiding place has been discov-
cred.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-12-14

A. B. Legg,, undertaken, has pur-
chased an ambulance and will have
it ready for service in few days.
An ambulance is needed to meet pa
tents at depots and answer calls in
case of emergency. On account of
an unexpected delay in plumbing,
the hospital was not ready to accept
patients on opening day.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-12-14
UNDERGRADUATES ASSOCIATION

The Perry County tuberculosis as
ISOLATION was formed this week with
A. F. Armstrong, president of the
Marion Central bank, as president;
Mrs. Val Taylor of Uniontown was
chosen as vice president. Rev. w.
B. Ciemmons, pastor of the Marion
Presbyterian church, was chosen as
treasurer, and w. r. Carothers.
superintendent of education for Per-
ry county, was chosen secretary.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-12-14
X OF p ELECTs oFFTcERs

At the last meeting of II. u. King
Lodge No. 6, knights of Pythias, the
following officers were elected to
serve during the next six months:
Prof. Kieffer G. Hoover, chancel-
lors commander; Judge William t.
Harris, vice chancellor; Ludie NJ
Nichols, prelate; Max Shiller. master
of work DIR. James e. Young, keeper
of records and seal.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-12-14

Probably every rural school IN
Walker county has had one or more
box suppers since the school begun
and, according to county school Of
ficials. approximately $4,000 has been
raised at the different schools.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-12-14
ODD FELLoWs ILLICIT

The district convention of Odd Fell
lows for the north Alabama district
in session in Sheffield elected the
following officers for 1924: DR. L. G.
Rhodes of Sheffield, district grand
master; II. Larimore of Florence,
president; J. II. Belize of Lexington.
first vice president; w. II. Sadler Of
Sheffield, second vice president; j. L
Miller of Florence, secretary; A. A.
Williams of Florence, chaplain; A. e.
Bresler of Florence, warden. The
election of officers was followed by
a banquet, at which DR.. J. A. Howle
of Wetumpka. grand master of the
grand lodge. and Grand Lodge Secre-
tary Pollard of Huntsville were the
Florence, who is now S4 years old,
and has been an Odd Fellow for So
years, was heard with much interest.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-12-14
BERGLUND SUFFERS STROKE

y. W Berglund 81 Years Old, IS
seriously i'll at his home on Coffee
street following an attack of partial
paralysis Monday afternoon. MT.
BergIund is the owner of the Dixie
CANDY Kitchen.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-12-14
OFFICER HELD FOR
Staying OF NEGRO
Calvin HighfieId Of TuScum-
bia Remanded To Jail For
Grand Jury Action
MUSCLE SHOALS BUREAU !
THE AGk.. HERALD
ShaffieId Ala nec IL

The preliminary trial of Calvin
Highfield Tuscumbia policeman,
who is charged with the killing of
John swain, colored. in Baptist bot
tom, Sheffield, the night of Novem-
Der 90, was held at the court house
in Tuscumbia this morning. After
the state had INTRODUCED six wit
nesses Judge Simpson remanded
Highfield to Jail without bond to
await action by the grand jury. DR..
Littlepage of Sheffield stated that he
attended John Swain the night of the
shooting and upon examination found
that Swain was shot three times. He
also stated that several hours before
his death Swain was informed that
he could not live. Swain then made
a statement to DR.. Littlepage that
he was shot by a policeman who
drove by him slowly in Ford car,
turned the car around, stopped and
getting out of it shot him three
times.
Hugh Sanders, white taxi driver
Of Sheffield, stated that he was on
or near the railroad tracks on At
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-12-14

The old time fiddlers of this sec
ton will hold a convention at the
court house here Friday night. There
are a number of fiddlers in Walker
and adjoining counties who will at
tend this convention.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-12-14
LEGION ORGANIZED


Post At GrcenviIlc
GREENVILLE, Ala, Dec. 10
Especial 1.-The Greenville Post Of
the American Legion was reorgan-
lied last night at very rousing
meeting held in the offices of Cal
vim Poole, who presided as tempo
rary chairman. The following Of
ficers were elected for the ensuing
year: Duke Guice. post commander
J. ]. Bohn, vice commander; H. E.
Kern adjutant.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-12-14
HEADS, HARDING COMMITTEE

B. B. Perdue, post master Of
Greenville, is the county chairman
in the Harding memorial fund cam
paign.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-12-14

hin. and he returned because he was
afraid Greenhill would shoot him. In
their purported confessions, both ne
groes told of hunting on the reserva-
ton Saturday with guns and dogs.
Dewberry SAID. according to officers,
that Greenhill said to him, I'm not
going to let that man take me; If l
Kill him will you help me get rid
of the body, Dewberry is declared
to have said he told Greenhill he
would help him get rid of the body
if White was killed. They walked
on for a short distance and when the
dogs started a rabbit White turned
his head, then Greenhill fired the
fatal shot, it was stated.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-12-14
THREE INJURED AS CAR
GOES ON RAMPAGE
J. M. Camps Collar Bone Broken.
Two News Boys Hurt

TROY, Ala, Dec. 1o.-topeSie''
Leased Wire.)-J. NJ. Camp was in
jured and Lloyd Beasley and Millard
Graves were slightly hurt late Tues
day afternoon when w. Fl. Stod-
dard manager of the Gulf Refln.
ing company of Troy. lost control
OF his automobile and backed into
the sidewalk. Mr.. Camps right col
lar bone was broken and bad gash
was cut over his right eye. He was
also cut on the knee and was con-
siderably bruised. Willard Graves
and Lloyd Beasley are Montgomery
Journal news boys and had started
on their routes when the accident
happened Willard had his right
arm badly hurt but Lloyd Beasley
was not hurt. enough to prevent MS
taking his papers.
Mr.. Stoddard said the reverse lever
caught in some way and he was un-
able to stop his car before it had
backed into the sidewalk and into
those standing by the store.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-12-14
BOY KICKED by MULE

Herbert Hogue, the 1S-year-old
son of Mrs. Carrie Butler Hogue. was
painfully hurt today on his mothers
plantation, seven miles west of Ma
rion, when he was kicked by mule.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-12-14
GIRL SCOUTS GO ON HIKE

The new troop of Girl Scouts re-
Gently formed in the Presbyterian
Ischurcll under the leadership of Mrs.
Roy l.. Jackson, and known as The
Bluestocking Troop took their first
hike this week
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-12-14
RIG HOG SALE HELD

A very successful hog sale was
held at Brundidge Tuesday by the
Hog Marketing association. over
100 head of hogs were sold, Faux
ner and Barnes of Dothan buying the
whole lot. The hogs were shipped
to Jacksonville Fla. The next sale
will be held January s.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-12-14

P L. Alternately OF Stevenson was
the principal speaker at the Sheffield
Kiwanis luncheon yesterday giving
running, ripping, witty review Of his
experiences in Sheffield as pastor of
the Sheffield Methodist church sew
eral years ago.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-12-14
JONES ON TRIAL
IN MOON KILLING
100 Witnesses On Hand For
Case Involving Death OF
Cordova Physician
JASPER BUREAU J
THE AGE-HERALD

Alonzo Jones, charged with the
killing of DR.. J. r. Moon of Cor
dova, was placed on trial before
Judge Ernest Lacy in circuit court
here Thursday afternoon. A jury
was selected before noon and good
progress was made in the examina-
ton of witnesses during the day.
More than 100 witnesses were pres
ent at court and the trial is expect
ed to consume all this week. The
state is represented by Circuit So
licitor Grady Wilson and w. c. Da-
Wis and the defendant by L. B. Gray
and J. B. Powell.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-12-14
LAWYERS TO MEET

meetingAof the Walker County
Bar association is called to meet in
jasper Saturday December Is. at
2 o'clock. At this meeting presi-
dent and secretary are TO be elected.
December 2S the Walker County Bar
association will entertain the at
torneys of the Fourteenth judicial
circuit with banquet at the Hotel
Crawford. The Fourteenth circuit is
composed of the counties of Fayette,
Lamar, Walker and Winston. AT this
meeting will be discussed the duties
and work of the State Bar associa-
ton. r. A. Cooner is the elected
member from the Fourteenth circuit.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-12-14
y. DUNCAN ExPIREs

J. Duncan, sc years old, died at the
Duncan boarding house late Wednes-
day night. Funeral services will be
held Friday morning at IL o'clock.
Mr.. Duncan is survived by his widow,
one son and four daughters.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-12-14
PLAN BIRD SUPPER

The annual bird supper of the
Brotherhood class Of the Methodist
church will be held Friday night.
This is to be ladies' night and prepa-
rations are being made to care for
800 guests. Members of the class,
divided into two teams. have been
hunting all this week, and, in spite
of the rain each day, they have
brought in large number Of quail
and other game for the banquet. The
feast will be served by the Gamble
Circle of the missionary society.
The Washington times., 1923-02-18
The Overstuffed Trunk

ACCORDING to the proverb,
no man is a hero to his
valet. Never having had a valet,
we cannot say.
Even II We did have one, he
would discover that we are not
loaded down with SO many Carne-
g1e medals but what we can move
without getting stoop-shouldercA.
The only time we wish We had
q valet In when We arc engaged IN
the complicated job Of packing q
trunk. suitcase. satchel, match
safe or anything else that comes
under the head of luggage.
On such occasions it would be
pleasant to do as they do on the
stage-simply press the bell, and
when the valet appeared, yawn
and remark:
"Ah, Parsons, I'm leaving town
on the six-forty. Pack my six
forty outfit"
And Parsons would bow and
say, in his best English accent:
Eyes, sir. Very good, sir. Any
thing else, sir?"
Whereupon we would shake
our head with a bored air (Which
is rather a difficult thing to do,
when you come to think of iO,
and Parsons would exit without
further consultation.
He wouldn't ask whether he
should put In your purple pa
jamas or your lavender ones.
Lavender pajamas being purple
ones that have faded. And he
would not be in doubt as to
whether you wished to take along
your gold-mounted shaving set, or
your ivory-inlaid toothbrush.
Knowing about these things
comes natural to a valet. It's a
gift.
Someone once remarked that
agriculture il making two blades
The Washington times., 1923-02-18

OF grass grow where only one grew
before. This is what is known as
lawn congestion. Whoever made
the remark got famous for making
1t. but we can't remember who it
was, which only goes to show how
unreliable fame sometimes II.
Along tho same line Of thought.
we wish to remark that the art
Of packing IN making two pairs
Of trousers 60 where only one
went before-withOut putting them
on.
Tho general theory Of success
full packing Is that by folding
everything twice it will be half as
long.
According to that, IL you folded
1t often enough it would dis
appear.
But it doesn't work out that
way. Generally the more fold.
ing you do the less room you
have.
Packing is one Of our chief in
door sports. When carried on in
accordance with the rules it is
one of the finest exercises for the
muscles and the vocabulary
which has yet been discovered.
1t often makes a decent, self
respecting citizen wish he had
never gone in for worldly goods
In the first place.
After all, perhaps the only per-
son who doesn't have to face the
packing problem is the man whose
possessions are all tied up in q
handkerchief. He should worry
about baggage checks and the
high cost Of luggage.
If everyone followed his exam
pie the world would soon be with
out porters, check rooms, trunk
keys and playful expresmen with
bag G e-smashinE tendencies.
The Washington times., 1923-02-18

TT was a pleasant summer after
noon On Diplomatic Row. A
band Of little children ttots) wsre
at play On the sidewalk ce the
renowned thoroughfare.
''oh, dear. our games are en'
hausted." said one. What shall
We play q nSxtf
"x.s&'s play the game my DADDY
playa" cried the son II . isgae
ton butler. and he unfolded the
details Of new sport to his tiny
companions
"oh, capital. capitalr' chor.
used they. and who win b the
funny prohibition agent?"
This role was assigned to the
smallest Of the lot, as he could
be played with safely.
And 90 It came to pass that
one Of the dear old policemen
who occasionally saunter along
this quaint neiEhborhcod heard
with q smile (ah, and perhaps
furtive tear, the cries OF the
dear little children:
"In give you 800 a case, and
not q cent more"
what? Well, where does my
profit come INF"
Look! Here comes a prohi-
bition agent, disguised"
Biff! Binm! Bang!
All, Childhood! So brief, so
Golden!
The Washington times., 1923-02-18

Away out In sunny Mo-,
knew . most interesting no.
She was fair, It was plain,
It'll q shower Of rain
Washed off her complexion
with 70.
While dancing In st. Louis, No.,
I happened to tread on her to.
Her language was ct
Said she, 'Hevvins, Z.
There q lot about cornS you
don't knot"
The Washington times., 1923-02-18
THE HE1REss' MILLIONS.

THE City Life Section has OBJ
tanned from Edgar PretzeI,
freshman at Cou-CoMe Untver-
sity, the rights to this umeS-
GnpIed serial, which Mr.. Pref
gel erpects to Wi'a the Nobel
Prize. Here goes for Chap. l.:
THE heiress lolled idly under
the counterpart of her lux
urious couch in her luxuriant
manor at Mount Cabbage, L. 1.
She pondered idly upon the
events Of the evening before.
Not getting very far with that,
she called her French maid,
Bridget, who responded promptly,
after a few minutes.
Bridget" she said, "I cannot
recall what 1 did last night"
THAT do be quare, num-" the
hlghly-trained maid responded. =
"Ain't it the TRUTH" the Heir
ess agreed-for she was Therese
BrosIingham, and none other.
Her father was one Of the Mil
waukee Broslinghams, and they
made their money in cut-glass
shaving brushes and rubber type.
''Now. Bridget. must have been
somewhere last night"
The discreet maid smiled but
Gid not answer.
THAT much IL settled, then"
the Heiress retorted. her chin
resting on her elbow. Nov,
the question In, Where7''
Excuse me, num-" Bridget
remarked, IL think the telephone
rang in the garbage" And away
she tripped to answer 1t. I
The Heiress rolled over and
buried her face in the pillows.
"Why," she gasped. sis this
eternal conspiracy of silence
about me? Why are things thus
kept from me?"
Nobody answer, because no.
body was there. So the silence
continued.
Just then the burglar alarm
more, probably
The Washington times., 1923-02-18
Peeved Burglar !!

CHE: EFT makes some people
- nervous to have others watch
them at work"
He: "wen, I imagine It would
have that effect on q burglar, any
WaY."
The Washington times., 1923-02-18

I never seen Bertram till las
Tuesday
When I seen him with Gimmy
the Gambler.
1 knowed Gimny long ago
He useter live in Bostin,
An then he went to Paterson,
~. J.
Well, when I seen Bertram
with him.
There goes q couple fine
buns" says.
But Gimmy come over,
An he says to me-
| Next week, please.)
The Washington times., 1923-02-18
By K. c. B.

AND ALL the faces.
IN THE car.
WENT WHITE at once.
THE WHILE the cop.
WROTE ON a card.
A SUMMONS.
THEY SHOULD come to court.
AND THEN looked back.
WHERE SAT the kids.
THREE FRIGHTENED kids.
AND THEN at her.
WHO MOTHERED them.
AND THEN reached out.
AND TOOK tho card.
FROM OUT the hand.
HE'D PUT it in.
AND TORE it up.
AND TOOK the stub.
FROM OUT the book.
AND TORE that up.
AND RODE away.
IN VIOLATION.
OF HIS~oath.
TO VISIT laws.
ON RICH and poor.
AND ALL alike.
AND THAT'S the sermon. -,
IPICKED up.
UPON A road.
ONE SABBATH day.
I THANK you.
The Washington times., 1923-02-18
THE LINES

A SUNDAY ago.
1 SAW a Ford.
A LITTLE old Ford.
WITH THE polish off.
BUT ALL cleaned up.
AND IN the Ford.
IN HIS Sunday clothes.
THE FATHER sat.
WITH ALL the pride.
THAT ONE might have.
IN THE ownership.
OF TIE grandest car.
AND ONE could tell.
BY JUST a glance
THAT HE was glad.
THAT HE could bring.
INTO HIS home.
THAT JOY that comes.
WHEN ONE has saved.
FROM MEAGER wage.
AND FINALLY.
HAS BOUGHT a car.
AND BY his side.
AND ALL dressed up.
THERE SAT his wife.
WHO SHARED with him.
THE PRIDE he had.
AND JOY he felt.
AND THEY were young.
THE BOTH Of them
The Washington times., 1923-02-18

WENT SPEEDING by.
IN COSTLY cars.
AND FOUND no envy.
IN THEIR hearts.
THAT ALL they had.
WAS JUST the Ford.
so VERY old.
THAT WIND and rain.
AND SUMMER suns.
HAD LEFT it frea.
OF ALL the glory.
TT HAD had
WHEN IT was new.
AND ANYWAY.
AS I have said.
THEY RODE along.
IN SWEET content
UNTROUBLED.
IN A troubled world.
UNTIL THERE came.
A TURNING place.
WHERE THERE began.
A ONE way road.
AND THIS they missed.
AND WENT along.
CONTRARY.
TO THE traffic rules.
.
AND ALL at once.
A MOTOR cop.
POUNCED DOWN on them.
The Washington times., 1923-02-18

BUT NOT too young.
TO FILL q car.
FOR IN the seat.
BEHIND THE two.
SAT THREE small kids.
ONE LITTLE girl.
AND TWO small boys.
ALL NEAT and clean.
IN SUNDAY clothes.
AND ON their cheekA
ALL OF the shine.
THAT SHOULD have been.
UPON THE car.
AND IN their eyes.
THE LIGHT thai comes.
WHEN YOUTH goes out.
INTO A world.
1T HASN'T seen.
AND FINDS excitement.
EVERYWHERE.
IN GRAZING cows.
AND GREAT big trees.
AND PASSING cars.
AND BABY colts.
IN NEARBY fields.
AND LITTLE calves.
AND ALL those things.
THAT CITY kids.
JUST READ about.
IN PICTURE book
The Washington times., 1923-02-18
Call En-
What You
Will
BY LEE SOMERS.

nR. FOSTER
~ Went to Gloucester
In q shosUer of rain;
HIS sOife said, "ScGnnp!
Tu fir that camp
you 90 there again."
-Motker Goose, Model 1888.
RUMORS are afloat that some
symphony orchestras have not
had uniformly prosperous sea-
son on the road. Why not, then,
bin them something like this:
''Sauk Center Symphony Orches-
ira and Jazz Band?" That ought
20 fetch 'em.
THOUGH perhaps it would be
better. at that, IL they went
on with a ''blooz" singer or q
dancing act. There are probably
more addicts Of "Those Blu-Blu.
Bluine Blues" than Of the Fifth
Symphony.
r DON'T feel much like work
Why must It always rain?
This working on rainy day
Is much too great a strain.
But If tomorrow should be
Excuse me while cough
] think I'll have to celebrate;
I'll take the whole day off.
-TILLIE THE TOILER.
q
A PIANO RECITAL.
As Louis Ashley Dougher
might write it.
A BIT Of class was introduced
into the sporting life Of
Washington yesterday when NJ.
Etanislavs ("Battling'0 Vechzl
went ten rounds to a draw with
''Grand" Piano, in the local arena.
Vechzl was there with the foot
work all the way. and he inflicted
some frightful punishment on his
antagonist, though the latter
showed almost unlimited endur-
@nce.
Vechzl began the seventh and
most exciting round with a
straight left to the jaw and fol-
lowed it up with q succession
Of body blows. His opponent
was obviously weakening, and
he kept up the attack vigorously.
But the bell rang In time to let
the bout go the full distance.
A couple Of etudes for the left
hand, during the next two rounds,
evened things up a bit, and both
were nearly exhausted at the
finish.
The Washington times., 1923-02-18
Col. 8
THE DUKE AND HIS VIE.
BY Bartlett Paire,
BY JIM RING

EETyOR petes salkes don't come
buting In" ur5ed the dule
ct his wife rateling .
empty bOtei On the Kitchen taliel
In his RAE.
IVY wots On your pore tirea
brans now soothed the dllkoss
rejistr1ng shagr1n.
well Il you must no 1 an r1tin4
o pome'' wux the hined anner 70 the
abuv kweery.
The dukess eclrsatted an peeIing
LATTER vile the duke hurst aaSajly
at the clost dore. Anon No bent
over his task Of laber and apIids
hisself % ne Wurk ct hand with
renude vigger. In half Of 9 owr
or e mite have bin thirty-S uniun.
he Eossd with iulroy smile On his
utherWiss reguu 1sechern.
Throw that 6et of Shalss Per
cut ok the winder' no s1.ly knreld
J - INT Old sWotehn1E o. hls @fer
yOu have goE . nsw pete % IOok
Mp 60"
met neadaairO1y@ Oo0a0y haS wife
% Led him - am fsve Il. . lns. ana
yOu are ensy fivs O. and . ha8f
ins. u ycre sock fetA
But the duke brushed aaado this
reprertory with . wave ok has
grasses graseful hand and begun -
rede out lOwd his brano child
4 hem "sed he the tftaa ok
this b evning On the lake In q
enjoying tprObahly ''aA10tning" i.
I'd. motel C0wnty."
wow sed the dulrean.
Il beg y0ro pardsn' ned The
duke oddly. "Oh yes Il - wow
kindly - silent enduring the
reding. a hams
''svning II fAwiing ana niae
burda
are oaW1ing
ovuR the lake n the next
koWnt-ee
my hart = n torment ambishua
IL
becaws my Inv has went away
to O. far
Cuntree ana eney tho lale anA
the styling
OR wiIloD
and the having Of wulfs ana
the shy
armadnles
RENAME 81 the da1e' wot are
now Oney . haze
when nachur hslled 1erth n
brite bountees"
''well / guess that's pritty
good prased the duke In modest
c0nfushun.
with . lOwd thump the dukes
fell to the nore
to be continued
WASHINGTON 10 ranking high
or and higher Tor ranler and
ranker) as q convention city.
Rooms are reserved bDr next year
in local sanitariums for Old Sea
Captains VINO Threw Away Their
Trusses. Norfolk Street Railway
Conductors Who Now Can Hear
as Well as Anyone, Boarding
House Keepers who Were Cured
OF Dyspepsia After the Third Bot
tie, and Anacostia Traffic Cops
who Feel Like New Men.