The Washington times., 1923-10-05
COL. HARVEY STEPS
OUT OF HIS KNEE
BREECHES


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BY HERBERT KAUFMAN.
1EORGE HARVEY, who was made colonel 81 ros.
Y j ernor, head Of Harper's By Morgan ridiculous 81
Wilson, Republican BY piQue, and Ambassador 81
Warren Hardings grim Of humor, hands back hs
knee breaches.
The White also tender and acceptance
Of resignation by Richard Washburn Child.
The gentlemen appointed ia their respective places may 81
regarded sraws indicating which way administrator
winds veering
The trend of German policy Is less of mystery TIE
manipulating hand Of SHINES Is manifest ia cabinet changes
Socialists leave stresemann's ship 10 founder alone.
Rhine ndustrialiss q whose pockets ndemnitiss
must mainly demand direction Of the Reich b
Prospects Of royalist putseL, 81 Communist upra.
ing discounted riots abate and Ruhr wheels snd
trains Increasingly move.
Meanwhile Parrot Poneare eroals threadbaEs phrases
reafms chronic ultmatums and prepares fight for Is
political life at the next elections.
only that would enlarge his vocabulary and a0d
chance 70 diversity Preparations comment
"A Good Thing a here's No Irish N0Uy. D
RI NEVERTHELESS, there are novelties under The sun
81 Columbus Ca attans undying fame i the annals Of
prize fighting through TIE most amazing bout =
record
Young Striking idol Of local fans meets 1cTgue light
heavyweight beholder, Who, insisting upon postpone
ment Of the Don't because Of injured hand forced
BY mob camor TO submit % X-ray examination snd i
/ JuQgeu
Az the Of rounds, Referee ErtIe declares drw
Pandemonum breaks loose police rush to his pf6eetion
mpendz when contrary 70 al ring precedent Egte
climbs back declares that be has changed bis mind and
Striking gets the championship.
Ports have often been bombarded slighter excnos
Monkeyin0 With Gabrieps 7runaps
TUsT Of the lOOOopound shells which Inventor Bar
ling figures 10 drop from his projected new dread
naught would make lower New York look Ike THE heart
Of Tokyo
Flying earthquakes, four times the size Of Earrings
seventy foot battle plane route realization Chem
stry aeronautics contract ID erase everything
ground from Tennessee to Tmbuctoo and finish th oh
within six months.
Purblnd statesmen had best be wary lest they psma
turely blow GabrieI's trumpet.
Man began fish preservation Of may yet con-
pei him to become amphbian, dwelling il oxygsnfed
refugees under bis and maintaining contact with tre
carious earthly interests via submarine fiyyers end
freghters.
Don't snorthe suggestion i 10 more ridiculous thsn
worldwide preparation 70 repeat the extipaons dect
nations Of I9l4.18
Experience empty school house and foreign chan
celeries lunatie asylums.
Don't Clip His Wings 81 TaIons.
1NDER the circumstances caution forbds the cessation
~ in naval building airplane construction. 8
The cost Of defense is bound to prove cheaper than
inevitably alternative tributes.
Until hawks also agree clip claws and wings, Old
Badly must look to talons and pinons
Even samuel Gompers is now convinced that safety
lies in preparedness.
Foreboding futures however. don't halt usual tasks
Necessity compes the farmers slope make tho
most Of opportunities between eruptions
Sol too, progress refuses to dwell upon potenaea and
knits ahead
George Constantnesco Of the experimentation gear
without which pilots would pour bullets into their pro-
pees produces automobile transmission minus clutch
axle drive and gear box,
As consequence motor viii hereafter automatically
select the proper gear for grade and road.
Sounds very much like better machines for less money.
The Game That Can't Be Beat.
4 LPHONSE MOUREY, French murderer and burglar.
who besides Guerin, the Chicago bank rcbber, was
probably the only convict escape Devils Island,
shot down by gendarmes Paris. long chase and
stern end.
Mourey should have better than to challenge the
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