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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-04-11

"But did the lieutenant who flew 281 miles
an hour do anything worth while after he ar
rived Minneapolis Journal
And did the New York girl who danced for
twenty-seven continuous hours get anywhere in
that time? We, like the Journal, can't the
use of all the fuss and shouting!
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-04-11

Our idea of fragrant inconsistency is the
farmer who raves and walls because the price
of farm machinery is so high and then takes
his brand new pillow disc seeder or cultiva-
tor home and leaves it out in all kinds of wea-
Their for weeks and weeks. He certainly isn't
doing much to prove that his wall was a worthy
one.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-04-11

Curtis M. Johnson, president of the Mime
sofa Agricultural Society has asked the state
legislature for $250,O00 for new hog barn at
the state fair grounds. The request for the
Mike Bowling Home seems modest in compari-
all things considered. We just wonder
ing.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-04-11

There are many people in Redwood County
who did not agree with Roosevelt's politics but
we doubt if there is anyone who being perfectly
honest with himself, will not agree with his
"Nine Reasons which are reprinting this
page.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-04-11

Perhaps the greatest virtue of all is per-
sistence and it is queer that Satan should possess
more of that virtue than any of the rest of US.
He is successful than We are because he
works at his job twenty four hours day, seven
days in the week.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-04-11

H. /. Phillips of the St. Paul Dispatch says
that no air is fit to breathe these days unless
it is strained "Open the window any night,
says H. L., "take deep breath and what do you
get? lungful of radio programs"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-04-11

Labor is paid out of labor. When labor
loafs, the bread line looms up. The law of sup
ply and demand is no respector of persons. I'm
fortunately the laboring man who least af-
ford it is the one who must pay the price.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-04-11

You can buy power but not respect; you can
buy position but not loyalty; you can buy follow
ers but not friends. The most precious things in
life are the things that cannot be bought. That is
what makes them truly priceless
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-04-11

We are hearing much these days about citi-
zenship. Best of all the definitions we have
heard do we like this one which recently
found in magazine reading. ITO love each
other well enough to think of each other often
enough to help each other to be better"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-04-11

Even Pandolfo put up last plea to the
newspapers to save him, every paper in the state
receiving circular letter just few days be-
fore he was taken from st. Cloud. Personally,
we didn't feel like interfering.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-04-11

Carley has gotten to the point now where
he is asking for .'probe of probe of investi-
CATION" The pathetic thing about "Jim's" pres
emit position is that he can't find any place to
light.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-04-11

The man who speaks often gives his hearers
the measure of his mind, but the silent man has
EN- guessing.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-04-11

Spring fever is that affliction which makes
one feel that he positively must have car to
take him to and from work Distances are so
great in Redwood Falls!
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-04-11

He was mean and cynical who
marked that the English language was called
the mother" tongue because father never got
chance to use it!
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-04-11
SMALL TOWN TALK

Conversation is valuable thing-wel worth
saving!
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-04-11

Many bird packs his trunk because
he's lost his grip.-The Vivifer.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-04-11

CHEETROCK, the fireproof wallboard,
~ speeds up Winter building. Just nail the
broad, ceiling-high sections of Sheetrock to
the joists or studding, and you have perma-
nent, freproof, standard walls and ceilings,
Immediately ready for trim and decoration, no
danger of freezing, no waiting for walls to dry.
Sheetrock is genuine gypsum wall plaster
encased in protective covering. The pat
ented joining edge and Sheetrock Finisher
insure fiat, tightjointed and smooth surfaces
which take wall paper, paint or calcimine,
with or without panels.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1923-04-11
YSHEETROCK
~ The EIREPROOF wALLBoARD

Call and let us shOa0 you the actual sheets
of Sheef,ock and explain its advantages.
The Washington times., 1923-10-02
ADVERTISEMENT.


day. It is certainly a wonderful
medicine .and cannot recommend
It too highly TO those who are i'll,
or In q weakened rundown condl-
ton. II we could tell you what
Hypo-Cod is doing for thousands
and thousands and thousands of
American people who are in i'll
health or sick and run down you
would hurry to your druggist and
get bottle Of this great health
building tonic. Hypo-Cod has q
pleasant wine-like flavor and you
will find that It has none of the
oily, fishy taste Of Cod Liver Oil.
Get a bottle today from the Peoples
Drug Stores or a $1.0O bottle win
be sent you prepaid upon receipt
Of the price
The Washington times., 1923-10-02
'GIGAN NTE Still |
D|SCL 0SED IN
MD RAID
Dry Agents Engage III Gun
Fight With Fleeing Noon
sinners.

CUMBERLAND, Ma, Oct. "a
moonshining plant Of 500 gallons
capacity daily Ia the Green Ridge
mountain was raided yesterday BY
prohibition agents
Two moonshiners opened fire.
Enforcement Officer Hawkins
thinks he hit one Of them. firing
In return. Hawkins confIscated
three 2OO-gallon stills, 100 gallons
Of finished liquor. 1900 pounds Of
sugar and 5000 gallons Of mash.
The stills were heated by steam
from a twenty horsepower traction
engine, the plant being in opera
ton when the officers arrived. Six
50O-gallon steel watts and six 500
gallon wooden watts were also in
use. The steel watts were similar
to those used In large operation
In Cumberland q year ago and had
patches over holes made by Haw.
kins when he confiscated them in
d former raid.
Water was fed into the steam
boiler by a two-inch pipe leading
from a dam q short distance away.
After disnnantling. the stills Hawkins
pulled the stone foundation from
beneath the hot boiler and let it
roll down into the stream where it
exploded with loud report. The
officers are endeavoring to identify
the owner OF the land on which the
still was located.
The Washington times., 1923-10-02
GEN. ELY CALLS FOR
FIFTH DIVISION REUNION

Maj. Gen. Hanson e. Ely, com.
mandant of the Army war College
ana former commander Of the Fifth
Neguiar Army Division during the
war. has called an informal reunion
OF all members OF the division re-
siding In Washington, for tomorrow
at 1880 O'Clock.
This session will be in the nature
OF "reminiscences and also to de-
.ernlne Ter whether a local branch OF
the National Society of the Fifth
Division will be formed here. Gem
eral Ely is expressly anxious for q
good turnout.
II was under General EIy's COM
mand that the Fifth division forded
the Meuse river and the canal In
front OF it, in November, 1918, white
unoer terrific cannonade from the
n,t,, Tsrnan guns on the hills beyond
4 ms exploit was described in Of.
uciai German reports ''as an achieve.
IIlent tnat won by it's very audacity %
The Washington times., 1923-10-02
BR
w IN S h N D
AT GA

Breezy Times. this weeks At
traction at the Gayety. Il all
that the name implies some.
times it reaches the proportions
81 d gale through the joint a.
forts of the principals and nifty
bunch of ohoristers The two
acts are divided into twelve
scenes and there Ii no plot to-
burden the minds Of the custo-
mers.
Three comedians Gus ray,
Charles McNalIy and George
Leon keep the fun moving fast
and furious, and while the work
sOf the latter two Is at times d
little rough they were given
laughs aplenty. Fay, one of the
best Of the dialect comedians, has
. too few opportunities to do his
stuff.
Evelyn Cunning gham, 4 girl 81
much charm, carried off the FEM
intne llonOra, her song numbers
being received with much ap.
plaaIse. Helen Andrews and Car
rie Allen are frequently II, the
ptcture. Sidney Taye, william
CreedOn and Miss Allen have.
dancing numbers that went over
Bis Don Trent ii q bic factor
in making the show . laughing
success.
Eight Maniac Serena aders... a
colored AGGREGATION, In songs.
dances and jazz music rocked
the house with their program.
n. w.
The Washington times., 1923-10-02
THE DADDY OF
THE THRILL
CROP

Ever so many Of our leading
citizens went to the refurbished
National Theater last week to.
see .sThe Nervous Wreck" A
great many more went last. night,
laughing sleptically. to see ''The
Last warning Now they're
nervous wrecks tn mselves.s
They'll never be quite the same
again.
Darkness. Absolute, total, eerie
darkness. Everybody knew there
was q ghost In the house. some
where. Suddenly from back
stages center, came the wheeling
moaning Of the wind. Then q
morbid violin wept out its soul.
A duh. green light. The shudder
market experienced bull move
ment. A green. leering face,
ghastly against the gloom. moved
forward across the stage.
A cry from one OF the boxes
pierced the terrible silence: ''Don't
come near me, / warn you! Or.
by God, IN shootr'
Bam!, He shot. all right. Fenli-
nine shrieks and sQueals. AL
dark again. A yelling for lights.
The lights went up on an empty
stage.
You can imagine Mikes Mindlin
and GOldreyer, the producers, ask
Ing the audience: Got enougl17
Well, that amt all!'s It wasn't.
When The Last Warning has
run its hafr-raising course here,
it's betting certainty that Bill
II. Fowler,s corps of workers
viii 60 all over the place, re-
vanishing scratched chair arms
and collecting fingernails and
hanks of hair left as mute.
tribute by the audience.
Don't boast that you've seen
The Bat" until you visit the
National. The Last Warning :,
written by Thomas r. Fallons
from WadsWorth Camps novel,
has some OF the other plays.
tricks and plenty Of new scare
inspirers.
Oh. yes, the plot! John Wood
ford, producer, referred to 40
'old John BY the players dur
ing the opening moments Of the
play, when the groundwork Tor
the mystery is skllfully laid,
mysterio iously disappeared from his
theater after rehearsal OF his
play, The Snare. He tainted,
1t seems. in the fateful candle
stick scene.
Arthur McHugf1, ex-detective,
decides to produce, the play after
the theater has been closed for
five years. He waves away those
who tell him the show has old
Johns curse on It. An invisible
cat perfume mysterious foot
steps are reported. Bunk" says
McHugh, the guy with the cast
iron nerves.
He produces the play and solves
the mystery OF Woodfora's dis.
appearance. and therein lies
tale well told.
Byron Beasley is commanding
and 1ardsboiled IN. the role OF
McHugh. Jessie Busley, q most
estimable conedienne. had q fat
part and made It even more cor
pulent with her engaging person.
aIity and wit. Ruth SavilIe and
Irene Homer. IN other important
parts. are more than acceptable.
Clarence Derwent, given good
lines, speaks them well. The rest
Of the cast is universally good.
You haven't been really scared
unless you've seen this play.
II. y.
The Washington times., 1923-10-02
CIVIL SERVICE LISTS JOBS
OPEN IN u, s. EMPI 0y

The Civil Service Commission to.
day announced the following va.
cancies in the Federal Government
service for which early exarnina.
tions will be held:
Architectural craftsman. depart.
mental service, at $1,000 to $4,000
year; junior mechanical engineer.
department Of construction and re.
pair, navy yard, at $500 a day:
magnetic observer, United States
Coast and Geodetic Survey. at
81, 500 a year; plant propagator.
bureau of plant industry, Denart.
ment of, Agriculture, for duty al
the Plant Introduction Gardens.
Glenn Dale, Nd, at 81 500 to $1,000
a year; telegraph operator, bureau
of agricultural economies, Depart.
ment Of Agriculture, at $1,40O a
year; printer, Government Printing
office, at Is cents an hour.
In addition to the salaries named
above the increase of $40 a month
will be allowed for most position
the basic. salary of which does not
exceed $500 a year,
The Washington times., 1923-10-02
CD TOIV l9 P Q.
0F NORMAL IS
ESTNNAT
Agriculture Department Pro-
diets Yield Of approximately
f1,o1s, 900 Bales.

The Crop Reporting Board Of the
Department of Agriculture esti.
mated today that the condition 81
the cotton crop September 25 was
1915 per cent Of q Normal, as com.
pared with 5A1 on August rs,
1928: 500 on September Is, 1922,
42.2 on September as, 1921, and SIS,
the average on September rs for
the past ten years.
100000 Bales Estimated.
A condition Of 49.6 per cent on
September 25 forecasts & yield per
acre OF about 1877 pounds and a
total production Of about II, ,015. 200
bales Of 500 pounds gross. The
final outturn may be larger or
smaller than this amount, accord.
Ing as conditions develop during the
remainder OF the season.
Last year the production was
9,E6l,S4a bales. The average pro.
duction was 14.259,231 bales from
1910 to 1914. and 11.4S1 ,O84 bales
from 1915 to 1919.
Number Of Bales Ginned
The Census Bureau today issued
the following report showing the
amount OF cotton ginned to Sen.
tember 26, from the crops of 102E
and 1922 respectively.
Total running bales. countinao
round as half bales, 3,215, ,S94 and
3,866, ,396.
Round bales included 11,oss and
1888.
American Egyptian s,s22 and
Sea Island %, and 1884.
The Washington times., 1923-10-02
lNr. HOdge Evyb11ks on
n SbirltuAI Stree

the doddering PIN spread hilar-
ious disorder II 4 normally quiet
household, Mr.. GriswalI showers
sunshine and cheer III q house
hold at loggerheads. effecting =
physical and spiritual influence
that i wondrous to behold.
Act Three il the retriever Of
the piece, much In the manner
of the acknowledged orator who
follows. two ineffable bores at 4
banquet. It sees enactment of
q faith-cure and the disilIusion-
ment OF minds long fostering IN
an abyss Of hatred. There il q
poignantly acted bit between Will
liam Hodge and Florence Mason
here, which ELECTED not only tears
but q few half-muffled sobs.
emotional stress IL striVen for
and achieved in this act and ii
IS not unreasonable to picture
some audiences reacting as re-
vivalists who have seen the word.
Only cranks have suggested
that because the money Changers
were driven from the Temple. the
stage should relegate the pulpit
to its own confines. Their Wava
are two but not widely diyerR-
ent and II we are to have. now
and then. a sacroaanct collation.
behind the footlights, It is 1ust as
Well that the brewing is done by
the Charming Pollocks, the Pam
kennedyS and the William
Hodges. ---------
Mr.. Hodge has an exceptional
cast, honors with him being
equally shared by Florence Mason
and Frank Losee.
The Washington times., 1923-10-02
By HAROLD PHILLRS.

William Hodge, tncouthIy
garbed as the BIuebird of Happi-
ness, comes to us this week in 4
play Of his own contriving, For
All OF Us. As 81 sermon, not un-
tinged with material philosophy.
1t Is q bargain for all OF us, real
~. though It revives the problem
as to whether we want eur
preachrnents under the spires, as
we are accustomed, or bootleggOd
under the guise Of theatricals.
To say that this new Hodge
composition has not q beneficent
appeal to every man Of ug,
whether priest or publican, is to
state an obvious truth negatively.
It's message is as intrinsically
genuine as that Of any good book,
the Bible, for instance which, In
deed, 1t abridges. However, IL
dramatic entertainment is to full
fill its basic requirement Of plot
sequence, action and suspense, this
is quite as thin as poor-house
cruel.
For All of Us" is something
like "The Servant In the House"
without its allegory. It finds VIII
liam Hodge as an exorctst in
muddy denims, banishing bad
thoughts from the hearts of his
neighbors, sIipplanting these
ousted tenants with good thoughts
and clean desires. He is not, as
you might believe by reading
these lines, the apostle whose
mere passage along the highway
encourages the birds to sing, the
sun to shine and the youngsters
scuffling in the roadway to resign
their rapscallion roles for loftier
lives. He is less intrusive than
the professional Goody- -goody; just
passerby. one might say, who
has burned shaky bridges that he
might not retrace.
Tom Gristvall. sewer-digger, 10
the antithesis of Mr.. PIN. Where
The Washington times., 1923-10-02
EDITH KING TN
HER BEST
ROI E

AT last we have an idea Of
what Miss Edith King can do.
Her performance as Jenny, Gene
We've. Guinivere and back to
Jenny again In 'The Goldfish"
ar the president Theater last
night indicated that lovers OF
stock will see Broadway dra-
mates this winter.
When It was announced that
Miss King would play in The
Goldfish wen admit that we
were slightly perturbed- be-
carSe we had or had not seen
Marjorie Rambeau,s presentation
and feared that the play would
be criticised from that stand
point, but rather because we had
seen, IL not understood all of,
the original French production
entitled '.LsEcole des Cocottes.
Remembering that, we decided
the play too exacting for stock.
We reckoned without Miss King,
in spite of the fact that we had
seen ali this seasons perform
onces at the President. This
week Miss King is almost the
whole show. and with her voice,
her face, her frochs and her
versatility she makes one forgee
that the French version had to
be changed to suit American
morality.
The four lovers in the Frepch
play have been changed to the
three husbands and q ducal
fiance.
AS Jenny she is the wife Of lin
Wetherby John LiteD, q jealous,
tempestuous song plugger. Count
Stanislas Nevslxi Cleo Lindhaedl
sees In her the Eternal Helen, and
shows her what is possible with
her looks and his brains. As she
has flsa book-tnr0wlng scrap
with Jim she runs away with Her
man Krauss q. Irving Whftel tc
be his Genevieve and under the
count s etltetagA she becomes al-s
most q lady. Krauss' boss wants
her and she wants luxuI
sires are fulfilled and when the
boss Hamilton j. Powsr (sNalscr
MarshalD. Wills her his vast
fortune she has become q lady
and has the luke OF Middlesex
fAdrian Morganl lying down 0s
the next stepping stone. But Jim
comes back in evening clothes,
nhe spurns the 'cawstle' and all
ends happily
such { plot means that Miss
King must play three distinct
arts, anyone of which would tax
the usual stock actress and the
ability OF stock actresses is not
tn dispa aged. Miss King not
ouly put the parts across but she
brought out ali the sparkling a
sibflities of the lines. The
audience. bath in the rheater :tiad
on its way out, showed thar Il
thought the play the best offered
this season.
AS Miss King had the lines. the
froclzs, the action and the dogs,
other members of the cast. with
the exception Of Mr.. Lindhard had
little TO DO. Lindhard gave the
best possible support Mr.. Litel
made the most Of his role but the
Mot demanded that he should be
eclipsed. Miss Agnes Grant and
7. Irving White did remarkable
work as usual In the secondary
roles.
All Of which would imply that
this weeks bill is more than
worth the money. It is.--R. r. B.
The Washington times., 1923-10-02
'LITTL BI OF
EVER Y HING
AT KEITTH'S

Il ! !
The trouble with . great many
vaudeville bills Ii that IL you
love grand opera you get moth
Ing but Jazz, and X you must.
have jazz you set only drama.
Once IN half season or % you
got mixture that Ii sure to
please the most jaded vaudeviIie
patron. Such Is the current BIZ
ct Keith's this week.
Jazz. drama. grand opera, and
some Of the cleverest written
sketches offered iii long time.
contribute to this weeks enter
tainment. Without consulting
Manager Roland Sumner Robin
We feel SAFE III Offering you y
.lnoney.back guarantee il you
insist.
Bert Lytell. Of screen fame, sap
ported by q Well-chOseri company,
stars in g Lambs Ganabol sketch,
The Valiant" Offering the movie
star an opportunity to act the
role Of q condemned man. who
goes TO the gtbbet cOncealing from
the world and his mother and
sister, his true identity.
The big scene comes when the
sister, Mary Carroll, seeks to
identity the condemned man as
her brother. though he 6lraxnakIcai.
ly describes tb her the story of her
brothers death on the battlefield.
Members OF the cast ali well
chosen, consisted Of Frederick
Burton. as the prison warden;
John Maurice Sullivan. the prison
spiritual adviser. and John Stuart,
: q prison guard
The Hungarian Orchestra l1rl..
der the baton Of Joe Fe1sr. soloist.
offer q variety of grand opera
and popular selections which
elected many enreores. AZ feature
of the act Is BeIa Nyary 1T the
cynnbalcn.
Eddie Weber and Marion Rid
nor IL just y Couple of Mites. e 3
started al young riot IL tlleiI.
pear ia q set of antiQua4ed clotll-
Ing that couldn't possibly have
come from any place short Of the
museum. They're a couple 0f
mean dancers, with B surplus of
pep that brought much applause.
Ned NOrwerth, the composer. and
Zoe Howell, keep the audience III
convulsiOns despite NOrwo1tll's b
constant appeal to the customers
To keep quiet 81 10 hcnne. z
Ned's the kind Of & comedian that
CIuett, Peabody 3 Co. ana Ger
tain hat manufacturer love he
tears up enough collars and hats
In his act 60 start . young haber-
dashery,
Ross and Edwards. in Wo
Build Garians, produce some close.
and good harmony laBgle Clif-
ton and her partner. do some
clever balancing and dancing.
Sylvia Loyal Co, have d
poodle and pigeon act that y sure
u please the kideIiee as wen as
the rowIAups and Iast, but not
Ieast q. u. H Z without name
on the pro gram. kicks the cup Ok
nairth into the horizon for 8 gOal
that lsaVSB the customers With
nothing BIT 4 realisation that the
current bflI - = Knockout. The
bil1 - concluded with reel Of
Japaneae dlsegte pictures depict
ing the horrors Of the recent
earthquake "a. G.
The Washington times., 1923-10-02
Harding Memorial il Berlin.

BERLIN, Oct. 1.-THE American
Church IN Berlin has announced
that ii win install memorial win
dow to the late President Harding
It was in this church that the Ber-
lin memorial services for the late
President were held.
The Washington times., 1923-10-02
She Had No Appetite And Was
Weak and Run Down Until
She Took Hypo- Cod

Mrs. n. NJ. Wright. of 1410 Poto--
mac Ave. s. E., writes. II suffered
from a general breakdown and was
in very poor health. / would have
frightful pains in my limbs due to
poor circulation and terrible pains
in my back and was very weak all
over. AS Hypo-Cod had done so
much Tor my mother, building up
her strength and health. decided
to give it trial myself. After TAX
ing several bottles began to feel
like new woman. My appetite was
a great deal better and did not
have the pains In my limbs or
back and gained In strength every