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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-01
GR|D|RON YIELDS
To MINOR
SPORTS
Penn State Turns to Boxing,
Basketball, and
Wrestling.
sANDERsON, r. H. B.

STATE COLLEGE, Pa, Dec. L.
Football, occupant Of the college
limelight for the past three months
has yielded to winter sports al
Penn State, and the coming week
will see the basketball, boxing and
wrestling squads hard at work in
preparation for the strenuous sched
ules that are soon to begin. The
cage team will be the first to see
action, opening the season with
Juniata College on December 10
the night. before the Christmas
holidays begin.
All three of these winter sports
have been flourishing in more or
less subrosa fashion for the past
several weeks, but they were over.
Swallowed by the interest in foot.
ball that eliminated with the
Thanksgiving Day game with the
University Of Pittsburgh Now that
mythical "alI" teams alone remain
to furnish thrills for the grid fan,
their own.
The basketball season will open
in less than two weeks, so that
COhNA 4huSL his
cage squad along in rapid fashion,
He must replace two members OF
last years championship quintet
Pip Koehler, star guard, and Sam
Shair, the rangy center. AS a
nucleus he has Capt Ken Loeffler
guard, and Johnnie Reed and Pipe
Gerhardt, forwards, from last year,
The main problem will be to find
a running floor guard to replace
Koehler, who was one Of the great.
est players in Penn State history.
Loeffler is a great defensive
guard, but previous to this year
was poor shot. 1t is possible
that Reed will be moved back from
forward to play the running guard
position. For center, Hermann is
banking on Ed Artelt, giant foot.
ball star; Walt Fixter, substitute
center and forward last year; and
Jarmolowitz, from the freshrna n
quintet; McVicker and Hood, two
yearling forwards, look promising
and Stuckman, sub forward last
year, must also be considered. Har.
ry Wilson, sensational football half.
back, is expected to report for a
guard berth next week.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-01
.KUN0W PUT UP
GOOD FIGHT
FOR JOB
Michigan Player Among Most
Deserving Of Gridiron
Players.
NEALE, r. B.

ANN ARBOR, Mich, Dec. Mot
among the most brilliant performers,
but surely among the most deserving
of the University of Michigan foot.
ball players, is Walter Kunow, OF
Detroit. Kunow started preparing
for this years football season III
1921, when he entered Detroit Jun
Tor College and silently worked all
year that he might enter Michigan
and try for the team.
Another year at Michigan to be-
come eligible was necessary. This
Kunow put in to good advantage.
He was overweight. soft and fat. He
realized that he had to get into
shape. Throughout the winter,
spring and summer Kunow worked
to the end that he might be in con-
dition to make Michigan's fast team.
In six months he took off fifty
pounds and decreased his waist
measurement six inches.
Last spring Kunow weighed $50.
When he reported for practice he
balanced the scales at just over 200,
Things looked bright for KunoW TN
til he disl0cated his elbow In an
early practice. lie was out OF regu.
lar practice for four weeks. But he
had purpose. He was going to
make that team. With his arm in a
sling this strong-hearted giant re.
ported every day to the practice
field, where he would run from two
to five miles.
Kunow's spirit was rewarded. In
the last game of the season a man
was needed to relieve Babcock, Michi-
gan's right tackle. Kunow sat silent
ly on the bench. When his name
was called he jumped to his feet
His eyes sparklcd. His chance had
come. Into the game he went.
That night ne WIS voted a letter,
and he Is he happiest man in Michi.
gan today.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-01
WAVERLYS CHALLENGE
APACHES FOR TITLE

F. r. Kersey, manager of the
WaVerly. football team, is ready to
argue with anybody the right of
the Apache club to claim the mid
dle-weight football championship.
Kersey has flung a challenge TO
the Apaches and is awaiting re-
ply. His team has lost one game
this season and that to an unlimited
class eleven. Waverly has beaten
the Arlington, Quincy and Iroquois
teams, and feels that it's record en-.
titles 1t to clash with the Apaches
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-01

40,UUU seated.
s. Cochran.-They 60 to New
Orleans from Bowie.
Captain Craige.-His name is
George L. Richard. He is the
leading promoter in the world.
Madison Square Garden.
Little Joe.-Zev. John E.
Madden. Harry Sinclair.
McCarthy.-George Herman
Ruth, Sudbury, Mass.
Bud Counihan. - Probably
blond but maybe brunette.
H. j. D.-Tablespoonful of
juniper to each half gallon.
Spike Collins.-His name is
Kirk Miller, jr. Southpaw. Que
month. Blue. o.
Harry Krauss. - Brockton,
Mass. About April Is. Ask
Skinny Carroll.
Jim Sprigman-Seventh ave-
nue., near Thirty-second street.
"Skeets" Watson. - Their
headquarters are at 712 Twelfth
street northwest.
Frank Connelly-You don't
have to go to Baltimore for it.
Kenneth O'Connor.-I think
10 is a little too much. You
should be able to do better if
you hold off a bit.
Alice.--It comes on Decem-
Der % this year and every year.
Morris.-One-third cash and
two-thirds in twelve months.
+. 0. B. Detroit.
SnoOkums.-You can't park
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bird Corps Area
Songs and Yells
RYcKMAN. /. II. B.
do II Again. I

Do It Again.
OH what -do--you say
We win make 1, 2, 8, 4. 5, touch
downs today
Our team viii step with all the pep
That's so surprising TO you,
But what can you do?
Wen roll the score up. clean you
all up.
Oh! Smash it d 4, 2, 8, A. Is yard
gain ev'ry time
We're going TO crush you when we
rush You
Down the field, but then
Wen do It again, yes. do it again.
'sThe Army Mule"
Wen run your ends, and buck your
line we win
Buck your line we win
Buck your line we viii
And forward pass one hundred
times we will
That's what wen do today.
CHORUS.
You had better watch your step,
For we have all kinds of pep,
Oh, you've got hot air, but we've
got the steam, Marines,
That's what we've got today.
s.. G.
(Short Corpse
Ray Ray Ray
Rah! Rah! Rah! Rah! Rah
Rah! Rah! Third Corpsi
Team Team Team!
Fight.
Third Corps! Fight Fight!
Third Corps! Fight! Fight!
Third Corps! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight. Fight!
1.-THE Little Marines"
On! little Marines, how do you do?
Parlez-vous
Oh! little Marines, how do you do?
ParleZ-vous
We're going to walk all over you,
At last you've met your Waterloo,
Hinky-dinky Parlez-vous.
Oh! little Marines, 1t is a shame.
Parlez-vous
Oh! little Marines, it is q shame,
Parlez-vous
You'll be wiped up, 1t is a shame,
But that is the way we play the
Hinky .dinlsy Parlez-vous.
Oh! little Marines, it makes us sad
Parlez-vous
Oh! little Marines, it makes us sad
Parlez-Vous
That teams the best you ever had,
And yet it's going to the bad,
Hinky,dinky Parlez-vous.
Oh! little Marines, the end has come,
Parlez-votls
Oh! little Marines the end has come,
Parlez.vous
Your whole damn team ia on the bum
You need crutch or two, by gum,
flinky -dinl<y parlez-vous.
o
O-O-O-O.O.O-O-BO
O-O.O-O-O-O-O-BOOM!
O-O-O-O-O-O-O-BO
Third Corps
Team Team TEAM
l.
ARMY! Third Corps! Rahl Rah!
ARMY! Third Corps! Rah! Rah!
ARMY! Third Corps! Rah! Rahl
increase In speed
O-O-O-O-O-O-O.O-B
Team Team TEAM!
II
QIong Whistle) BOOM! All!
Third Corps
Rahl Rah! Rah! Rah! Rah! Rahl lsahl
Team! TEAMi TEAM
M
(Millimeterl
AR-MAY! Third Corps-DUCRoT
z
TEAMl TEAM! TEAM!
We want Z touchdown
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-01
CARDS GET BOTTOMLEY
THROUGH RICKEY'S
WELFARE WORK
GoETTGE, Q. B.

They kid Hickey Sunday school and chaauoa
speeches and his z NJ c. A activities,
all the wise
BcttoInley, his star first baseman.
In the spring of 1919 Hickey Nakomis ILL.,
the high school students The principal of that school decided
Hickey just the preside destnies
Jim Bottomley player county
he haunted and harassed Hickey
to give the a trial
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-01
PECK BASKETERS PLAY
TWO GAMES TONIGHT

Peck Memorial basketball teams
will play two games tonight in the
Peck gym, the first team meeting
the Naval Receiving Station In the
main contest. In the preliminary
the Peck Reserves will take on the
Paramount A. G. at o'clock.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-01
To Play in Mexico.

The first tour OF Mexico ever
undertaken by an American college
basketball team is to be made bv
the University of Texas capers
during the Christmas HOLIDAYS
Games will be played with teams
in several Mexican cities.
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Continued from First Sport Pagel
tIBs Naval Academy eleven sllonI1
Be battling the Marines today
II il true, though, Vic Moves
being the Third Army Corps
cracl quarterback in tOday's
championship contest.
Noyes played. with the Navy team
In 1919 and 1920. Last year he
played brilliantly for the Third
Army Corps and, except when
nursing q. weak shoulder, has been
doing the same thing this sea
son. He is looked upon 90 certain
tc shine against the Marines.
Major Surles, after year at Mich
igan University, shifted to West
Point. There he played in the back
field from 1907 to 1911, winning the
saber for all-around athletic pro-
ficiency. From 1919 to 1922 he was
backfield coach at West Point under
Major Charles ID. DAILY.
The Marines have no West Point
ers, but they have several former
college players in Bailey, from Mary
land; Liversedge, from California,
and Goettge, from Ohio University.
In addition, Larson, who may be
seen at end today for q time, was
center and captain Of the Naval
Academy eleven.
The Army team plays West Point
football. The Marines have brand
that might be credited to Hugo Bez-
dek for its fundamentals and to Bill
Roper for its fancy stuff. The Penn
State coach assisted in the coaching .
year ago and Bill Roper has been ct
Quantico for a couple of weeks DO
Ing his best to polish the teams
0ffense.
Both teams battling today have
defeated Georgetown this y01r.
The Marines were the first. turn
ing the trick Ia 10 8, making It
two wins In q row over the Hill
tOppers. Two weeks later the
Army eleven defeated Georgetown,
Ia to-
Only one team has forced the
Army to show It's fighting ability.
v. r. /. fell before Major Surles'
young men, 81 to IL, In an ex-
citing combat In Venable Stadium,
Baltimore. The Virginia Techs were
on their way to winning touch
down When the Iinal whistle enueO
the battle. At no other time have
the soldiers been extended. via
Nova was opposed by a team Of
substitutes, which accounts for the
small score OF TO %.
After losing their opener to v.
Nj. l., the Marines sailed along
with victories over Washington
College, Georgetown, Gallaudet,
George washington and Villa Nova
which was swamped 40 to Q.
Michigan outlasted the Gyrenes,
winning 26 to s after the sea sol
diers had scored q touchdown In
the opening quarter
The Haskell indians, one Of the
strongest elevens in the Middle
West. were leading the Marines In
the second half when 9 marvellous
,.allv. replete with forward PASSES
and long runs. brought tied score
IA tc a. Ia. .....,...a
Roth FOOTBALL squads are yep9rted
IN shape for today's final clasn'
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-01
DARTMOUTH MAY LOSE
HAWLEY AS GRID COACH

NEW YORK. Dec. Jesse r
Hawley may not be able to coach
Dartmouth next year because Of
a pressure of business duties in
Chicago, he admitted while here
for the Dartmouth. Columbia game
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-01
He Boosts Darling.

Frank Cavanaugh, coach OF the
Boston College Eagles, boosts
'Chuck" Darling, his triple.theater,
for any all-star football teams chosen
this season.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-01
MoIines Challenge.

Basketball teams in the I10.I15
pourd division roSy book the Mo
lines by phoninR Manager J. AbinTA-
son ut North 2440.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-01
after dark in any Government
reservation in Washington.

Balzac.-Don't get fresh!
George Lucas.-One-half of
one per cent.
Stranger-Pennsylvania ave.
nue. and Sixteenth Street. Main
6.
Inquisitive.-I think it was
in the year 1902.
SpOrt.-See complete score
in tonight's Green edition.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-01
Want Midget Game.

The Maryland A. C. wants a con.
test for next Sunday with a 1O5-
pound team to be played on the
Marylanders' grid. r. f. Burleson,
address Sixty-first and East Capitol
streets is the manager.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-01
Hold 'en1 Army
FIGHT LIKE HE'LL!
90 - -
HOLD THAT LINE.
- - 80 -
etc.
BLOCK THAT KICK!

Funersa Chant"
Oh here we are,
Marines, look ont,
We're going to get you by the
snout.
Wen show you how
The game is played
Until you wish that at home you'll
stayed.
When YOU go back
To Quantico
VIII you be wrecks, wen ten the
world so.
A rag. a bone,
A hank OF hair,
Your wish like hell you were
never there
We're out for blood,
We can't be stopped
IIntil upon the field you've Topped.
For ooh Ia la
And ooh la la
And ooh Ia Ia Ia IL Ia Ia Ia
AMEN.
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hickey tells OF B0tt0mieyS first
appearance on the Cardinal lot.
He came out there in a taxi .
said Hickey, simply because he did
not dare to try to find his way to
heart was broken when the driver
charged him over 81 fare.
He wore q pair of shoes that
day that We're the largest / ever
saw. I give you my word those
shoes were number 20, IL shoes are
numbered that high. They were so
long they curled up at the toes and
could see his spikes staring at me
like eyes.
He fell over the bag every time
he tried to catch a ball; fell flat
down on his face or back.
81 told Charley Barrett this fell
low could never make ball
player because his feet were too
big. But Barrett declared his feet
were alright; IL was that pair Of
shoes. They were miles too big
for him.
But I noticed one thing that
day, and that was Bottomley could
how he could field! He had those
abled him to extend himself far
past normal. His reach from wrist
30 ankle was sublime.
And he could hit, too. He made
enc Of the longest hits that was
ever slugged out on the old Car
dinal Park that day. And so we
lied him up, shoes and ALL"
The rest about Bottomley reads
Ike romance. For awhile he had
rs much hard luck as Job.
Hickey sent him to Mitchell. N.
D., for seasoning. He made prog
resa, and the next year was farmed
out to Sioux City, in the Western
League. The Western seemed to
be too fast for the big league
rookie; anyway, he did not shine
very brightly among the Sioux, so
ne was sent down to Houston, in
the Texas League, the next year.
which was in 1921.
So far, he had been a lucky lad
given big league trial at nineteen,
but now his troubles began, as they
always do somewhere along every
trail in the gray. gay old world.
He hurt his leg in an early sea-
@0n game m TexaSp and the injury
became infected. He played
through the year under this handi,
cap and IL affected his fielding.
His batting fell off to q point
where Il became q bywOrd and
. Feproach-B0ttOmIey, with big
league strings, hitting only .227
% the minors. No use to keep
this bird.
So st. Louis tried to peddIe him
out TO the Texans. They turned
him down cold. They would not
give 81 200 for him. So in despera
ton. Hickey sold his Illinois high
school wonder to Syracuse in the
international for about 81 900.
And Bottomley. the failure with
the feeble batting average, started
the 1922 season with q well leg and
q game heart. He knocked the
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-01
BY KIRK MILLER.

and Florida avenue northwest;
5000 seated.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-01

81 told Charley Barrett this fell
low could never make a ball
player because his feet were too
big. But Barrett declared his feet
were alright; IL was that pair Of
shoes. They were miles too big
for him.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-01
FLURE MAY Be
DECIDING
FACTOR
Sticky Gridircn Puts q. s. Ma
rines and Army on Even
Terms.

CONTINUED from First Sport Pase1
Ire Naval Academy eleven sllonI1
Be battling the Marines todays
II il true, though, Vic Moves
being the Third Army Corps
crack quarterhack III tOday's
cIIanpsonsl,iD contest.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-01

S. Cochran.-They 60 to New
Orleans from Bowie.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-01

Both teams battling today have
defeated Georgetown this ye@r
The Marines were the first. turn
ing the trick Ia TO 5, making Z
two wins In 4 row over the Hill
tOppers. Two weeks later the
Army eleven defeated Georgetown,
IA to Z.
The Washington times., 1923-09-22
IT'S a FACT

It's time for those who yarn
and lib.
who pass the buck and stall.
TO bride tongues that are too
GLIB 81 set an awful fan.
They've found 8 dope to make
these guys
Disclose just what Is what
Scopolanin (the tee Of Mes)
Is Johnny-on-the-spot
The tales Of fish that got away
WIN cease to bore us now;
The noisy gossipa, with they
say
VIII cease to raise row.
The hubby who stays out IN night
10 "do his daytime task
Must watch his step. keep 70 the
right.
For Scope. will him unmaak.
Did Ananias live today
They'd nail him In his tracks.
Shoot serum In him right away
And make him tell the facts.
Munchausen. too. would lind that
he
Could never do his stuff:
They'd dose him with veracity.
And that would end his guff.
The Washington times., 1923-09-22
THE FADEOUT

The rumor stirs the movie world
That blondes are coming back;
That golden hair. quite nicely
curled,
Is to replace the black.
The naughty vamp with raven
crown
Has had her day, tits said,
Miss Blonde now comes march.
Ing down
To knock the poor simps
dead"
Just watch the flapper change
her style
To blonde from the brunette;
Can she do that? Well, we should
smile!
There is peroxide yet.
The Washington times., 1923-09-22
Something on Account.

Two Yankees were in Cooks
office Gt Cannes the other day
for the purpose Of turning some
dollar checks into francs.
We'll, gentlemen. said the
clerk, "ff you will give me 50
centimes (twopencO can cash
your checks in full without any
small change being necessary"
A Scotchrnan who overheard the
conversation and saw that the
tourists were somewhat perplexed,
neither of them having 80 cen.
times at the moment. stepped
forward and produced the coin.
saying politely:
Great Britain owes America
5000, 900 900 and hcre find two
Americans In want OF a. little
money. Please allow q Scotsman
to make q contribution toward
the liquidation of our debt
Paris Daily Mail.
The Washington times., 1923-09-22
WHEN IN LOVE

b
With q girl who shutters. find
out where she wants to so be-
fore hailing taxicab,
With girl who likes expen.
sive gems. tell her that you are
a diamond In the rough.
With girl who weighs $50
pounds, brace yourself against
the door before kissing her good
night.
With a girl who likes cave
men. tell her that you spend
your evenings in your fathers
cellar,
With a widow. ask the doctor
If her first husband died q nat
ural death.
With a detectives daughter.
put on . disguise before calling
on her.
The Washington times., 1923-09-22
One Way to Do It.

A schoolboy at lunch, time en-.
tered a grocery store and said to
the clerk: Take this order: Ten
pounds Of sugar at cents; IL
pounds coffee at 25 cents; 8
pounds tea at 30 cents. Add that
up. How much is it?"
The clerk replied. "&6.76."
'Are you sure?" asked the boy.
''Of course / am sure"
The boy thanked him and said:
That's my arithmetic lesson for
tomorrow. judge.
The Washington times., 1923-09-22
LOST LINKS

Trolley cars that wait for you
20 catch up with them.
Playing bridge on the hurri.
cane deck.
A spare parts store for pedes.
TRANS.
On June 81. 1928. the proprie-
tor Of a New England bathing
resort announced that he had i'm.
ported a number Of tame sharks
for the children to play with.
On July %. 1892. the mayor Of
Syracuse announced that all
chorus girls who could play
crock OF Ages" on the ukuIele
would be exempted from paying
taxes.
The Washington times., 1923-09-22
The Bargain Appeal.

I can see now why you mon
like baseball" remarked Mrs. Bur.
lap. II appreciate these extra
or bargain innings. Now an
opera never gives you an extra
act"-Louisville Courier Journal,
The Washington times., 1923-09-22

EnsiSn-"And you say you lost
control of your carr
Chief-''Yes. ! couldn't keep
up tho tnstalments. The Naval
Weekly.
The Washington times., 1923-09-22
ne Kid md "a.


l,ad ! silver rod and reel,
4 willow basket BY my side.
And fIys, plus casts and silver
spoons
The things mat give an angler
pride.
The lid, ) freckIed little chap.
Had none Of these Of which ]
sing.
mt Just 3 Iittle bended pin
That dangled fron q cotton
string.
We fished. the little hid and ne--
The hid with just an alder pole
Ana cork that sent the rippies
Gross
The sheen Of his old fishing
hole.
We fished. I know what you
opshel
xcu think. my friend. that
was done?
You're wrongI The comic papers
liei
For / caught ten and he
caught nonel
s-Johns Hopkins Black and Blue
jay.
what kind OF . dog IL that
you have fhere?"
why-er-he's q German po.
nee dog
well he certainly doesn't
look IKE one"
-oh. he belongs to the secret
eervice-heis disguised. Georgia
Tech. Yellow Jacket.
Mr. Jones. 10 your son q mem.
oer Of any secret fraternity7''
Well. he thinks he Is, but he
talks IN his sleep."-Denison
Elaminso.
You know. the best thing
about chapel is the acoustics"
How do you figure that out?"
They're wonderful. II you
sit far back. you don't have to
hear darn thing. New York
Mercury.
The Washington times., 1923-09-22
Appearances Are Deceivinr.

Shed look better without so
much powder and rouge on"
Yes. She isn't az bad as she's
painted. philadelphia Bulletin.
The Washington times., 1923-09-22

teDo you think ia succeed as
an agriculturist?"
'Dunno! Reckon you'd make a
hit with the crows standin' round
kinda natural-like in q cArnfield. :"
The Washington times., 1923-09-22
PEPPYGRAMS

They probably call them ''stun-
ming blondes" because they knock
all the boys speechless.
These dry ships will put the
"L" back in travelling"
Occasionally "a good comedy OF
manners can be seen on the stage
but every night In the audience.
What Germany would like
would be war to end peace,
The biggest following some
free verse writer's will ever have
is the bill collectors.
Can't the Prevention of Cru
city to Animal People do some
thing for the street car riders?
where's the capital Of the
United States?"
in Europe. '-Lehigh Burr.
y. - j.
The Washington times., 1923-09-22
GOAT GRABBERS|

The cat man In the center Of
q row OF seats in q crowded aisle
. of d theater who Is forever leav-
ing his place to get something or
other for the woman at his side.
The girl with the deep bass
voice who tries to he coy, shy
ana cute and affects lisp.
The butcher who forgets to
trim the meat when he weighs it,
but who never fails to trim you
when he sends up the bill.
The fellow who insists on tell
ing the world what wonderful
hootch he makes. but never asks
you to have one on Alra.
The gink who thinks he's seen
ali there is to see in Europe Just
because he spent several days IN
London. Paris and Berlin.
The goof who thinks = prize
fight can't be on tlN level tf the
fellow he backed to win Is
knocked out,
Grasshopper W hats wrong.
yespa? You look all in.
Hornet--I am. Tried to sting 8
flapper. bent my stinger and my
systems II q Of talcum powder.
The Washington times., 1923-09-22

EDDY Kett writes us that what
the world needs Il an olive meg
net.
The Washington times., 1923-09-22

Keenie Femme says many 8
hairpin turns Is made by : one
arm driver.
The Washington times., 1923-09-22

Ned Bottom. the merry under
tasxer. Is reported 70 be spending
most 81 his tinae trailing boot
ieggers.
The Washington times., 1923-09-22

A music dealer in a western
city says that in one year he sold
600 ukeleles. but has bsen unable
to figure out how many Of tbern
were broken by the neighbors.
The Washington times., 1923-09-22

Bessie Bebb, the sweetest girI
iii town, thinks its inhurnan toI
make twelve jurors sit ii one box