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Evening star., 1923-09-30

quantity Of soul is to be infused into
the introduction.
"oh, Mrs. Putitover, may I intro
duce my very dear old friend, Canon
Cutitout? The canon, Mrs. Putitover.
Is one of my dearest friends. Mrs.
Putitover, my dear canon, is quite. one
Of our most enthusiastic workers"
After which outburst Of soul the
bishod Is able to add, 'TNill you ex-
cuse me, I'm afraid simply must
run"
DERsoNALLY. have never known
or met a bishop in society in any
Where they run to I do not know.
But think understand what they run
from.
Equally high in the social scale but
done quite differently Is the club. in
PRODUCTION. 1t Is done by CLUB man
who. for the life of him, can't remem-
ber the name OF either of the two
club men whom he Ia Introducing,
and who each, for the life of him,
can't think of the name of the man
they are beiny introduced by. It
runs:
"Oh, I say, l beg your pardon-I
thought. OF course, you two fellows
knew one another perfectly we'll
let me introduce-urr-- wurr
- -"
Later on, after three nips Of pre-
war stuff. each Of the three finds the
names Of the two others surreptitiously
from the hall porter.
Now let us move up higher, In fact.
very high. Let US approach the real
thing.
The most exalted form of introduce
tion is seen in the presentation of
Mr.. Tomkins. tourist. to II. e. the
viceroy Of India. An aide-de-camp In
uniform at the foot OF the grand
staircase shouts. "Mr. Tomkins!" An
de-de-camp at the top Zone minute
later) calls mfr. Thompson; another
aide, four feet further on, calls Mr..
Torps."
Then a military secretary, standing
close to his excellency, takes Mr..
Tompkins by the neck and bends him
down toward the fioor and says very
clearly and distinctly. 'Mr. Torpsn.
tine" Then he throws him out By
Evening star., 1923-09-30

z OTHINq Is more important in
introducing two people to
each other than to employ a
fitting form of words. The
Evening star., 1923-09-30

MILO and the two caddies ACCOM-
lNl panied Bayard into the woods
Two balls were easily discovered. One
of them was onAhe bank OF a beauti-
full woodland stream that flowed over
fiat stones. clean and brown.
Bayard ignored the ball. He stood
gazing down into the brook.
"Jove, that's beautifulIf' Upon his
face was an expression Of peace.
Looks as though there might be
fish In thsre." observed Jenks. lean
ing forward.
Palisadian., 1923-03-02

American masses for the soil 1n~191S
|. special assistant director of the Unit
ed States School Garden Army. under
the auspices of. the Bureau of Educa-
tion. Over 100000 children were en-
listed for garden service under school
supervision. Mrs. Sherman says of
the campaign:
ITO fix upon a. date for Garden
Week that would be suited to the ac-
tual making of garden in all locali-
ties Is an impossibility In some
places April % to % will be too late
ands in others there will still be the
chill of winter in the soil To. meet
this condition program has been pre-
pared that will give every commu-
nifty the opportunity to take part and
feature some of the many phases of
gardening In its relation to the life
of the people in terms of health edu-
cation and enjoyment and from the
standpoint of utility and beauty"
Following are some of the features
of the National Garden Week pro-
gram:
Sunday, April %, will be in charge
of the churches.
Monday is devoted to talks on such
subjects as these:
Gardening - An all-the-year-round
interest.
The Home Garden for Health and
Pleasure.
Vegetables as Health Builders
Beautifying the Home with Window
Boxes. Shrubs, etc
Beautifying the Home Grounds.
Community Gardens.
Sociological Effect of Gardens-An
aid in quieting some of the unrest
that is abroad in the land.
Outstanding garden achievements
in other communities as an incentive
to greater activity.
Gardens ustrated-including wild
flowers and wild garden spots of
charm and beauty.
Tuesdays program includes talks on
these topics:
Transforming the Waste Places
1dTutlS VS.. W uOuS anu fuDDlSn,
Parks and Fairgrounds physical,
mental and moral tonic.
Our Friends-the Trees.
Planting Tree for Memories Sake.
Gardens for Orphan Asylums and
Institutions for Dependent Children in
the Slums-What Is good for one Is
good for ALL =.
Wednesdays program takes the
campaign into the schools. The gem
eral subject is "The School Garden
and Home Gardens under School Su-
pervision." The program is authorized
by the United States bureau of educa-
ton. 1t is purpose of the program
to make it clear to the children that
honest, productive labor with the hands
is as honorable as that of the brain. The
program should be made vitality inter
Palisadian., 1923-03-02

esting to every boy and girl of school
age in every community in every state.
1t includes talks on these subjects:
Planning the garden; starting the
seeds preparing the soil !; garden
tools and their care; caring for the
plants; harvesting; garden enemies.
such as the cutworm, bugs, tussock
moth, etc; garden friends, such as
the earthworm, toad, etc; use of
garden products; preservation of wild
flowers, trees, plants and shrubs; bird
protection and bird feeding.
There should be tree planting in
| the school grounds and something
done toward beautifying the school
premises. Organization of Junior Au-
dubon clubs is a feature.
Thursday is devoted to gardening
as promoted by the Home Extension
Service of the Department of Agricul-
ture.. This is a program in which city,
should have a common interest. The
program includes talks and demon
strations by county agents, home DEM
onstration agents, club agents. indi-
viduals whose achievements in garden
ing are outstanding and specialists
also demonstrations by boys and girls
garden clubs.
Fridays program takes up these
subjects:
The Garden. in song and story and
in art and poetry.
Landscape Gardening, in relation to
natural scenic beauty.
Small Gardens, In relation TO the
architecture of the home.
Preservation of Wild Flowers, with
reference to needed state legislation.
| Friday also calls for exhibits Of
various kinds 1t is planned that
| Libraries and book stores will fea-
ture books on gardening and pictures
of American and foreign gardens.
Art stores will feature garden sculp-
lures, fountains. bird baths, sun dials.
| and small garden statues.
Florists will feature garden flowers.
plants and seeds:
Department ana hardware stores
will feature garden tools and furhi-
ture and sport and playground sup
plies.
Bird house exhibit will be given in
some public place.
Model garden planned by children
| will be shown.
Saturday is Children's Day, with
pageants, plays and exercises and the
garden in the movies.
General suggestions for the week
| include the making of arrangements
for churches. Sunday schools, child
welfare societies. Boy Scouts. Girl
Scouts, Camp Fire Girls and other or
ganizations and the press to take part
in the observance.
The nearest radio station should
broadcast timely garden topics.
Palisadian., 1923-03-02
Shave With
|CutiCura Soap.
The New Way
Without Mug
Where "FIapper" Idea Came From.

Where "Flapper" Idea Came From.
IT Is said that the original fiapper
WAS the Haytian girl who adopted
Ulort skirts decades ago and who used
20 roll her own" as far back as 1915.
she girls Of that island make regular
trips to market and 1t is their custom
to ride on the back of burros. They
carry their stockings and slippers I'M
der their arms until they reach the
outskirts of the city and then as they
ride along they don their footwear,
the stockings being held in place by
deft twist about the tops just as
our girls have been doing lately. As
they return home the footwear is re.
moved and laid away.
Palisadian., 1923-03-02
Movies That Really Are Safe.

A movie picture show In the home,
by the aid of a machine which has no
more to do with lights or inflammable
things than typewriter or a sewing
machine, Is an accomplished fact. :.
The moviescope, the invention of an
Englishman. throws pictures on to its
marvellous mirror simply by means of
ordinary daylight or the artificial light
used to illuminate the roem.
The pictures are seen with extraor-
dinary clearness. 1t depends on the
viewer-who is also the operator
whether the picture is slow-motion
affair or one OF normal movement.
Palisadian., 1923-03-02
BUYING.THE NEW SUIT

The most difficult dress to manage
economically is probably the tailored
suit. Of course the shops are always
flooded with cheap suits, but these
are likely to prove a snare and pit
fall unless you are prepared to rec
ognize quality in material, and good
workmanship when you see it.
What most women want at the pres
ent is suit that can be worn at least
two years. 1t is considered economical
to distribute your purchases so that
suit, furs and coat do not all come
out of one years salary. And in
general, the highest-priced suit, if
simple in design, will wear longer,
for it is apt to be made Of better
grade material.
Shall the suit coat be long or short?
1t depends upon the figure of the girl,
what style Of suit she should get.
If you are inclined to be too tall, or
lanky, you will do we'll to avoid the
severe long lines, and choose rather
something on the style of the short
box coat. On the other hand, if you
are desirous of appearing taller and
slenderer than you really are, the long
coat will give you just the height and
"straightness" that you need,
Choice of material for the new suit
always presents a problem. The cloth
must be durable, for only then can
it be depended upon to give the wear
required for the thrifty shopper. Each
season sees Fashions own pet fabrics
brought to the fore, but what is most
important from the shoppers stand
point, is to get cloth that will hold
it's shape, and not wear shiny, nor spot
easily when exposed to the street dust
and all sorts of weather. Soft dark
hues are more practical for constant
use than either pale or brilliant colors.
The good shopper will instinctively
strike happy medium between the
fussy, impractical suit, and the too
severe model. Embroidery is all right
for the suit that is intended for more
formal wear, but a great deal of fancy
trimming makes a suit too "dressy"
for everyday wear. Whenever trim
ming is used on the best type of suits,
it is usually self-colored or black
soutache.
Remember, also, to be conservative
about buying striking and bizarre
models. Some. of these enjoy only a
brief seasons vogue, and if worn the
next season will make you appear
conspicuous.
Palisadian., 1923-03-02
HOW TO SAVE
MONEY WHEN
SHOPPING
By MRS. HARLAND H. ALLEN
"Is 1T FOR YOURSELF ?"
sOOOOOOOOCOOOOCC
20, 1922, Harland H. Allen.)

For yourselfr piped the smart
young salesperson in the shop where
had strolled to look at hats.
For whom else would l be shopping
for a hat on a hot summer afternoon?
l wondered
But as | watched a number of wom-
en- buying hats-a short, fat woman
going out with low spreading hat
that made her look shorter and fatter
than ever; woman of the tall, beam
pole type elevated still nearer the
clouds by high plume-crested crown
Il decided that the question hadn't
been so irrelevant after all. How often
does a woman buy hat that is really
designed for herself?
If your face is full and round, do not
choose small, brimless hat, or one
with a turned-up brim. 1t will only
change the adjectives full and round
to soft and fat" What your face
needs is.a general lengthening and re-
ducing effect, and this may be accom-
plished by medium-brimmed hats, by
sailors, and by having the brims mar
rover at the sides than at the front.
A thin face that looks small and
peaked under large hat, may play
up all its fullness and delicacy Of
curves under a small one.
The snubbiest nose can be cOaxed to
be quiescent under large or medium
sized hat, while a brimless hat or one
that turns up sharply in front would
only accentuate the sauciness.
For the woman with sharp, angular
features, "softness'' is the keyword.
Her problem is the same as the thin
faced woman's, only that she must be
careful to avoid any lines that accen-
tuate the angles of, nose, chin, cheek
bone or tltcat. Stiff sailors only null
tiply her WOES, and yet how she usu-
ally does fancy" them!
Youthful faces may fearlessly wear
the straight brimless hat or the turned
up brims which throw the complexion
in high relief But the woman with
age-iines, or the younger woman with
worried, worn features should wear a
hat that has loose. drapy effects, and
brim enough to shadow the lines.
If you are of the medium-type Of
face with regular features, you are
often told that you can wear any
thing" This is never entirely true.
There are certain lines and materials
that will bring out your good points
better than others do. So, For Your
SELF is a pretty good rule to go by.
it seems to me, when shopping for
q hat"
Palisadian., 1923-03-02

eat land meat such as caribou when
on water or Ice, on which his village
Is located; he must live only on the
flesh of the seal. When he takes to
the land in the spring he must not eat
seal flesh. He must not cook seal
meat under fire of land mosses.
There Is no wood in the Arctic and
moss forms practically the only land
fuel. Neither must ne cook caribou
meat under seal-oil flame. The
breaking of either of these rules will
call down upon his head the wrath of
the departed. who are always very
Palisadian., 1923-03-02
PILES
CoIac Pile Pills Are Sciences Greatest
Gift to Those Afflicted With Piles.

To get relief from the dreadful suf-
fering caused by piles, to be rid of the,
fear Of painful, expensive operation,
are enough to make any one thankful.
To get this great relief in "a to 4S
hours makes one doubly grateful. For
these reasons many former sufferers.
praise Colac Pile Pills so highly. Colac
has relieved them when specialists and
operations have failed.
COLAC. PILE PILLS are a real in
ternal remedy. They go right to the.
spot; send strong, healthy current of
blood through the lower bowel; drive.
piles away quickly and effectively. End
pain and suffering. Escape the fear of
an operation. Get Colac today. Only
80 cents at druggists or 65 cents post
paid in plain wrapper from Colac
Chemical Co., Inc. Glens Falls, N. Y
Palisadian., 1923-03-02
VICTIM Of HIS OWN ERROR
American Tourist Really Had No
Right to Complain of Extortion,
Under the Circumstances.

Ambassador Herrick," said a re-
turned tourist, "told me in Paris that
a good deal of the so-called extortion
we tourists complain about is due to-
misunderstanding.
HE instanced the case Of tourist
in Brussels who got .on a tramcar to
make the whole journey round the
exterior boulevards. When the con-
ductor asked him where he wanted to-
go he said:
"'Toute lie journee.'
"He thought that this meant, The
whole journey but it really meant,
All day long; and so the conductor
putting him down as an eccentric
gave him Is tickets and charged him
10 francs.
"Fifteen francs! What an extor--
tIon The tourist from that day on
couldn't knock Europe and European
grafters hard enough"
Palisadian., 1923-03-02
Thrive on Meat Alone

In the land of the Eskimo, raw meat
is their principal food. the diet vary
ing only with the hunting seasons. In
seal-hunting time seal meat Is the daily
bill of fare: in caribou-hunting time
caribou is the daily diet of the Eski-
mos. Though the Eskimo may have
both seal and caribou meat on hand at
the same time, his peculiar beliefs for
bid him to eat seal meat at caribou
time and vice versa. Neither may he
Palisadian., 1923-03-02
SHE DYED A SWEATER,
SKIRT AND CHILD'S COAT
WITH "DIAMOND DYES

Each package of Diamond Dyes" con-
tains directions 80 simple any woman can
dye or tint her worn, shabby dresses,
skirts, waists, coats, stockings, sweaters,
coverings, draperies, hangings, everything,
even if she has never dyed before. Buy
Diamond Dyes"-no other kind-then
nond Dyes are guaranteed not to spot.
fade, streak, or run. Tell your druggist
whether the material you wish to dye is
wool or silk, or whether it is linen, cotton
or mixed goods.--Advertiseme
Palisadian., 1923-03-02
Great Surgical Triumph

Probably the greatest achievement
in medicine was the tracking by Lord
Lister of the then totally unsuspected
cause of surgical sepsis. hospital gan
creme, and other terrors of the operat-
ing theater. To his persistence in
piecing together the evidence that
pointed to certain agents as the prime
movers in wound poisoning and putre-
faction, and the devising of success
ful methods Of destroying them and
Palisadian., 1923-03-02
ey JOHN DICKINSON SHERMAN

+ y The worldwide Broth
eShood of Anglers has Il saying which
is thing of beauty and therefore a
Joy forever:
Catching fish is not all of fishing. :"
So raising food is not all of gar
dening. If you have gardened--or II
your children have-you know all
about it If you have not, there. is not
space to tell 1t here.
These thinking Americans, knowing
well what else gardening is besides
raising food, would like to see mil
lions Of good Americans building the
peace garden on the liquidation of the
war-garden experience.
SO the General Federation of Wom-
ems clubs. with its 2,500,O00 members
and its nationwide organization reach
ing into every nook and Granny of the
land will conduct National Garden
Week Campaign April % to 2S.
1t will have all sorts of cooperation
from all sorts of organizations.
President Harding Is one of those
who knows that raising food is not all
of gardening. Here is his letter to
Mrs. Thomas G. Winter, president of.
the General Federation:
"The White House, Washington,
January 16, 1923. My dear Mrs. Win
ter: am glad to assure you of my
hearty Endorsement of the program of
the General Federation Of Womens
clubs for a National Garden Week this
spring. The benefits both to individ-
uals who take part and to the COM
munity as whole are so obvious that
they seem hardly to require enumera-
tion. Most sincerely yours,
"WARREN G. HARDING"
Mrs. Winter says of the purpose Of
Garden Week:
Perhaps nothing could help to stab
ilize our minds and spirits in this
very tumultuOus time so much as a
profound and intimate realization of
the steadiness of the universe in which
we live--its law, Its orderliness, its
magnificent long purposes and recur-
rences. The Garden Movement means
a great deal more than getting little
plot of land where the child or the
grown-up can raise a few sweet peas
or radishes. 1t means that serene
contact with the vitality and relia-
bility and serenity of nature. of pur-
pose and fulfillment, of human life
as related to forces infinitely greater
than itself That's the reason we club
women are backing National Garden
Week. We believe in the kind of ac-
tivity that links itself with ordered
purpose-that sees the day as part
of eternity"
The National Garden Week cam
paign is in charge of Mrs. John Dick
inson Sherman. chairman of the De-
partment of Applied Education of the
General Federation. Mrs. Sherman
served as direetor-the one woman
director-on the board of the National
War Garden Commission, which made
an unforgettable success under the
craftsmanship of Charles Lathrop Pack
by stimulating the latent love of the
Palisadian., 1923-03-02
LURE QUARRY TO KILL ITSELF

In some parts of the north of Scot
land the gannet. or solan goose, is
captured for the sake of its feathers.
These birds hover 80 to 60 feet above
the surface Of he sea, diving from
time to time after fish that show
themselves near the top. They are
caught by means e herriI.gs tied to
fat boards. The bird sees the fish but
does not notice the hoard. Diving
from great height II kills itself by
striking its bead against the plank.
Palisadian., 1923-03-02
Cable Laid in Record Time.

Six miles of telegraph cable was
laid and put into service in Sweden in
just eight minutes. The trick was
done by stretching the cable from an
airplane. OF the time consumed, six
minutes was spent in flying, and the
other two in making connections. Thus
the cable was laid at the rate of
mile minute. &
Palisadian., 1923-03-02
Freak Chicken,

A freak Barred Rock cockerel with
only one wing was Matched on Van
couver island. The birds neck grew
from the side where its wing should
have been. Whenever 1t fell over 1t
could not get up, someone would al
ways have to set 1t on its feet again.
The bird was otherwise normal and
grew to full size.
Palisadian., 1923-03-02

preventing their malignant activities
the world today owes the safety with
which such operations as those for ap-
pendicitis. ulcer of the stomach. rup-
ture OF the bowels. removal of limb,
and SC. on, are performed.
Palisadian., 1923-03-02

"Yes." said Maude de Celia, during
the discussion Of some circumstance Or
another, that's about the size of It,"
my dear, don't use that slang"
gently remarked the other girl. Say,
That approximates to its dimen-
sions.'"
Palisadian., 1923-03-02
Top-Spinninu,

The Japanese carry top spinning
to great perfection. The tops used
by them are of delightful variety.
both In size and construction. The
spinners balance their tops on the
edge Of sword or along a thin cord.
Palisadian., 1923-03-02
often Wish We Could Grab ours.

you might add this TO your curious
excerpts about the mind" writes Miss
NJ. c. 81 came across it In Rebecca
Vests The Judge: She took her
mind by the arm and marched 1t up
and down among the sights of Edin-
burgh, telling 1t that to be weeping
with discomfort in such a place was
scandalous. Boston Evening Tran
script.
Palisadian., 1923-03-02
. .sheffleId Plate.

sheffield plate was originally
sheet of copper to which silver plate
was fused on each side, and took its
name from the English city where 1t
was made. Electro-plating has SUPER
seded the fusing process.
Palisadian., 1923-03-02
Must Ra aLllmit. a

"About how much will this opera
tlon be, doctor?
Cant say; depends on how deep I
will have to cut
"But I'm only about Is inches
through Passing Show, London.
Palisadian., 1923-03-02
Good Word for Winte r

Take winter as you find him and
he turns ont to be thoroughly hon.
est fellow with no nonsense in him
and tolerating none in you. which is
great comfort In the long rum
Lowell.
Palisadian., 1923-03-02
Found Posing Relaxation.

President Mckinley never found
posing for his portraits irksome. but
said 1t was a period-for relaxation.
Palisadian., 1923-03-02
DQOnWOn
VII swallow Of water
&@fll22@l7@

For Indigestion
There is no fuss or bother about
taking Jaques' Capsules. No pre-
Eminary dissolving in water is nee
essary. just place in the mouth,
take swallow of water and prompt
relief follows. The pure gelatin
capsule dissolves quickly, releasing
tho helpful medicines to break up
gas, aid digestion and relieve con-
stpation and stomach distress.
At all druggists or so cents by mail
postpaid from Jaques Capsule Co.,
Inc. Plattsburg, N. Y.
AorreTLxre .1,..k n r. a
Palisadian., 1923-03-02

Roman Eye Balsam is an antiseptic oint-
ment. applied externally. and not wash"
IT heals the inhamed surfaces. providing
prompt relief. Advertisement.
Palisadian., 1923-03-02

evil spirits, says the Eskimo.-Ex-
change
Palisadian., 1923-03-02

Now that both are married does
Hazel powder her nose or Ernest at
'ect purple ties? Not at all. Hazel
too busy with the children, and
ernest wears the ties that Hazel buys
him,
Palisadian., 1923-03-02

Possibly.
Fanny-"Just what are Italian for
'get-me-nots? George-"At venture,
I should say garlic."-Judge
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-03-06
Bismarck Boys

The Lincoln Pioneers of the Wach
ter school paid visit to the Capitol
last week. Impressions of the trip
will be given at Wednesday night
meeting of the club.
st. Mary's boys will commence
the March Basketball league this
week. Teams and captains will be
selected and all ready to go Friday
afternoon.
The +. A. Knowles Shield games
will be resumed next Saturday.
These games were Interrupted by
the district games which were play
ed here Friday and Saturday. The
games which were scheduled for
March Bird will be played at the
conclusion of the schedule The
games for March 10th will be:
Freshmen VS.. VIM. Moore, Richholt
VS.. st. Mary's. The second team
games will be between ST. Mary's
and the Freshmen.
The Comrades will meet on
Thursday night and the speaker will
be Judge Christensen. his toNic
will be Glow to Prepare a Speech"
and the value of Public Speaking"
The Young Corners brought their
basketball league to close last
Saturday morning. Merrill Enge's
Lightning Five won from the Rough