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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-06-05

eminent expert and the Bessemer or
ganization plans to take part in the
demonstration work this office Will
carry out.
w. C. Paden and Mrs. NJ. NJ. Hat
ton will be representatives from the
poultry division to a county conven-
ton in Birmingham Thursday.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-06-05
MERCHANTS, ASSOCIATION

Ensley merchants and associated
business men will hold regular
meeting Tuesday morning in the in
ferior court room, beginning at 10
O'Clock. 1t is expected the merchants
will determine upon a plan of award
ing the recently authorized scholar
ships according to plan being out
lined by Prof. e. f. Smith of the
Ensley High school. acting with W. e.
Turnipseed. chairman OF the mer-
chants committee. other work of i'm
portance Is scheduled for consider
alton and a full attendance is urged,
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-06-05

Stonewall chapter, United Daugn-
ters of the Confederacy, has ar
ranged an appropriate program In
commemoration of the Anniversary
of jefferson Davis, which will be
given Wednesday. All Confederate
veterans, daughters and friends are
invited.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-06-05

following a lengthy illness at her
home. 1906 Seventh avenue.
Miss Helen Drum left Saturday
evening for a visit with relatives In
Cleveland, o.
Henry Sweet left recently for Blue
Ridge. N. c., where he will spend the
summer.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Bolin left
sunday for Washington, where they
will attend the Shrine convention.
Mrs. Nellie Martin left Sunday for
visit with friends in Washington.
Mrs L. F. Stancell of Jasper is the
guest of her daughter. Mrs. Guy
Lathem.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-06-05
WILL REHEARsE MINSTREL

A rehearsal for the women minstrel
to be given soon for the benefit OF
the Y. NJ. c. A.. will be held Tuesday
evening at the Elks' hall. The re-
hersal will begin promptly at s
o'clock and all members of the cast
have been urged to attend.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-06-05

Mrs. C. L. Gillian, also of Ensley;
one brother, E. S. Grisham. Russell
Vile, Ala. four sisters, Mrs. NJ. b.
Sincher, Hughes Springs. Tex; Mrs.
w. D. Hargette, Orange, Cal; Mrs.
G. r. Bowen, Hastings. Okla. and
Miss Irene Grisham, Russellville. Ala.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-06-05

z. c. HORTON, Observer
Summary of observations made at sta
tons Of the United States Weather Bureau
during the "a hours ending at p. M.
Goth meridian time, June T. 1923:
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-06-05

Mrs. Harry Hart will entertain the
members Of Beth Ell sisterhood at her
home Thursday afternoon at o'clock
The Junior Matrons' club will be
entertained by Mrs. James Donaldson
Wednesday afternoon at o'clock at
the home of her sister, Mrs. j. c.
Pope.
Bessemer chapter No. 81. Order of
Eastern Star, will meet at the Ma
sonic hall Tuesday evening at s
o'clock.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-06-05

The death of James Mclaughlin
former tax assessor of Jefferson
county, at his homo in Birmingham
Monday was received in Ensley with
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-06-05
THE WEATHER


Forecast-Alabama: Partly cloudy Tues
DAY and Wednesday: scattered thunder
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-06-05
NEW CHAMBER MEMBER

The poultry division of the Bes-
semer Chamber of Commerce VIII
soon inaugurate a drive for increased
membership by means OF series of
chicken dinners to be held in the
nearby rural districts. The member
ship committee is composed of W. c.
Paden, William Strickland and h. l..
Winfield The interest which mas
been evident in this district in the
raising of poultry resulted recently
in the appointment of a county gIV-
regret. He was the father of Mrs.
James A. Dupuy of Ensley and was
related to other prominent families
in this district. He was frequent
visitor to Ensley and had many
warm personal friends here.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-06-05
EAGLES ELECT OFFICERS

Widespread interest Is manifest in
the installation Tuesday night of tho
new Eagle officers recently elected.
William Monjot. who has served as
worthy president with conspicuous
ability, will be relieved by James
Scholes. Chris Ellis will be installed
as vice president with Tommy Saun-
ders as secretary. and Louis Sau-
telle will remain as treasurer. Tho
trustees to be installed are Thomas
Dunlap. Henry Thomas, Hugh VAL
lely. William Elmore will be inner
guard and Claud Crane outside guard.
The Pratt City aerie of Eagles has
for the past two years rendered per-
haps a greater amount of service to
Pratt City than any other agency in
Alabama to it's community. During
the dreadful period of depression the
Eagles fed, clothed and protected
hundreds of persons and is constantly
performing some work of charity. 1t
is a 100 per cent live organization,
which has the esteem and regard OF
all people in this section of Birming-
ham.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-06-05
Personal NOTES

Mrs. w. H. Mansfield, who Is the
guest of relatives in Gadsden, Is ex-
pected home Tuesday night.
Mrs. ]. II. Medley of Memphis Is
the guest of Mr.. and Mrs. Drayton
Trucks.
Miss Ruth Palmer entertained tho
Hassler- Hickman wedding party At
tho Lyric Monday afternoon.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-06-05
PROPERTY SOLD

Former properties OF the Semet-
solvay company at Shadyside recent
ly purchased by Dupuy-Burke Realty
company, have practically been sold
in lots, according to an announce
ment Monday. The sites for build
ing which have been eagerly sought
in the past, were unavailable on ac-
count of the Semet-Solvay wishing
to sell in a body. However. since
becoming available, the lots have
gone like the proverbial not cakes
and II was stated that only a very
few remain. The properties will be
rapidly developed. it was stated
Monday. provision having been made
to provide all modern conveniences
which may be lacking at this time.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-06-05

PERSONALS
Mrs. T. T. Winburn Is improving
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-06-05
HAsSLER-HICKMAN

The wedding of John Hassler to
Miss Norma Hickman will be SOL
emnized Tuesday night at the Ensley
Highlands Presbyterian church. Rev.
l.. Il. Brubaker will officiate. Mr..
Hassler is engaged by the Semet-
Solvay company. Detroit. while Miss
Hassler Is the youngest daughter OF
Postmaster and Mrs. r. H. Hickman
The wedding party was entertained
Monday night by Mr.. and Mrs. Hick-
man following rehearsal,
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-06-05

always wins! It builds nerve-pow-
er,-thinking power. 1t builds up
rundown, tired men and women.
beauties compilations, and makes
the flesh firmer. Stronger and moro
useful nerves depend on blood.
power. S. S. s. will improve your
and give you greater ener-
gy, strength and more youthful
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-06-05
PARKS OPENED

Supervised Fairgrounds at Shady
side and In the Ensley park were
opened for the season Monday after
noon. Miss Hendon Is in charge OF
the latter, while Miss Marsh has been
placed in charge of the Shadyside
park again. Last season the two IN
structors were able to secure an av-
erage amount of cooperation. This
season, it is requested that the
mothers OF children near the parks
visit the latter often and see what
is being done and cooperate ful!y
with the supervisors. In this way It
is believed the fullest measure OF
good NAV be obtained and moreover
the mothers will have the satisfac-
ton of knowing just what pastimes
are being enjoyed by their children.
The hours established for super
vised play are from 1880 to 8 at Ems
lev and / to o'clock at Shadysloe.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1923-06-05

A vacation Bible school will start
at the Ensley Highlands Presbyterian
church Monday morning. Announce
ment to this effect was authorized
Monday by Rev. l.. A. Bruoaker, pas
Tor ~ the church The school will
be held five days per week for four
weeks. Tho hours are from $3.50
o'clock until II o'clock each morning.
The best informed instructors Will be
provided and there will be depart
ments to include juniors intermediate
and seniors. The school will present
a rare opportunity for any boy or
girl to study the Bible.
The Presbyterian church offers 30
hours of Bible study which II prop
erly embraced will prove prize un-
purchasabl 1t is expected that
very gratifying number OF boys ana
girls as we'll as adults will grasp this
opportunity of securing such an en-
viable measure of culture.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1923-01-12
SEEN IN DIFFERENT LIGHTS
Beauties of Nature Made Varying APP
peal to the Artist and the
Two "Flappers."

The Woman and the artist were sit
ting on the sands at the beach. Near
them were two girls murmuring to
each other.
Silence fell when the artist sat up
excitedly and, waving a thumb at the
magnificent sunset, said: Get that
color |"
1t was one of Natures great pictures
"a pile Of lavender thunder clouds
tipped pink by the setting sun and
slashed from time to time by flame
lightning. The lake gave back the
glories of the sky enhanced by Its
own green waves
The bObbed-haired one of the two
girls spoke first: Say, Minnie,
wouldn't that make swell negligee"
"You said it," replied Minnie, "but
how'd yer get all them colors7
Layers and layers and layers of
chiffon" was the dreamy response.
The artist fairly exploded in the
Womans ear: Gosh! Is that all they
can think Of! Now, when I get back
to the studio I'll show you" He fin
ished with a vague gesture.
The Woman said nothing, only sat
back and pondered on the number Of
things that genius might create from
one source Of insplration.-Chicago
Journal.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1923-01-12
Getting the Facts.

1t is not considered primarily gov
eminent function to test the truth of
sayings. But scientists Of the United
States bureau Of entomology have pre-
pared a test for one at least. They
have devised gate with meter de
vice to be placed at the entrance to
beehive. A telephone attachment
thereto records electrically the passage
of every bee as it goes out for honey.
What If the machine should shatter
a tradition, and prove that bee isn't
busy? What if this time clock showed
he hung around the house every other
day? We shall soon know what to
think of this bee creature! 1t Is just
as well for phrase-lazy race that no
one takes the trouble to prove whether
a cat is weak, whether a dog gets
especially tired, whether a fish drinks
more than he ought, and whether u
lark is happy.-New York Sun.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1923-01-12
NO CHANGE IN PROCEDURE
"same Old Objection, Same Old Rul-
Ing" and Judicial Proceedings
Went on Their Way.

A reader was overhauling his old
files Of Life the other day when he
came across a story with a distinct
Cleveland flavor.
It concerns a once noted member of
the local bar, and a well-known judge,
who, happily, is still numbered among
the living.
Here is the story just as it appeared
20 years ago:
"a most amusing reply was made by
Judge Neff to an objection made by
Attorney Vernon Burke. The replevin
suit Of Capt. Joseph Doville against
Constable Hudson was on hearing.
Mr.. Burke had continually made OBJ
lection to certain testimony, and every
one of the objections was religlously
overruled by Judge Neff.
Later, Captain Dovllle was on the
stand and the same question came up
again
az object, cried Mr.. Burke in a
stentorian voice.
whats your objectionT asked
Judge Neff.
"'Same old objection replied the
attorney.
"'Same old ruling answered the
Judge, Proceed "-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1923-01-12
In Search of Amberaris.

An expedition has left Seattle for
Boring sea to search for ambergris,
which is now more precious than gold.
There is a decided shortage of this
material, which is used in perfumery,
and as yet no substitute has been
evolved.
Ambergris is q morbid growth In
the whales intestines and when eject
ed into the sea floats Ike the chilled
grease on broth. until found. 1t con
talns property necessary to hold
various chemicals in solution.
Near the mouth of the Yukon riv.
er there is said to exist a virgin field
for ambergris Actions Of various cur
rents tend to congregate all floats into
one gigantic whirlpool, and In the
hopes of finding amhergris there, sew.
eral hardy fellows are now en- route
north on the steamer Victoria.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1923-01-12
Costly Bird-Books.

A London bookseller reports that
many of the standard works on birds
are conspicuous for their high prices.
Thus copy of "Lilford's Birds of the
British Isles" with Thorburn's plates,
is listed at f75. complete copy of
the ibis" runs to $780, and the "Cata-
logue of Birds in the British Museum,
TO f54. Beebe's Monograph of the
Pheasants'' stands at $50, and Eiliots
monograph of the same order at $50.
II you want Dresser's Birds of Eu-
rope" today you must pay f95, and
for Gould's Birds of Europe" 800.
Gould's Birds of Australia" can be
obtained for 1855, and his Mono
graph of the Humming Bird" for f7S.
The climax is reached by the "Orni-
biological photography Relating to
American Birds" that appears in the
list at 1915, and by Audubon's Birds
Of America" which demands a shelf
as large as an ordinary dining table
for each of Its gigantic volumes, and
is priced at 5000 Thus the would-be
pOssessor of the eleven works named
above must be prepared for an ex-
penditure of e., 424.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1923-01-12
SHAM LEADERS OF MANKIND
Much Tinsel Among Many Personaoes
That Figure Prominently in the
Pages Of History.

Louis XIV Of France was a fine
specimen Of the sham leader. He
was the man who, descending the steps
Of his palace at Versailles just as his
chariot drove up, said to the coach
man, Il nearly had to wait" He 1t was
who remarked to his wife, when she
ventured to criticize a decision, I'VE
have taken you, madam, so that you
might give US children, and not that
you might give US advice" He made
an immortal phrase "The state, that's
me-"
He was splendid; embroidered and
jeweled clothes, fine nasal prominence,
vast wig, capacity for unlimited rude
ness, selfsatisfaction so great that he
needed a duke to hand him his shirt,
and a marquis to hold the spittoon.
Behind that, nothing except his opinion
that In war, poetry, painting, riding
he was supreme. Some one rather
like him had a fall Just before the
armistice.
Louis XIV spent his life In spread
ing throughout France famine and
SUI AhO5V UOcOAh II lCuubg Dc RdlAOh-
lied the arts as an arbiter Of fashion;
In the last portion Of his life he chose
generals for their elegance, rather
than for their methods. He left behind
him nothing but ruins, which before
the end Of the century were cleared
up by the French Revolution.
Many such frauds live In history:
Lorenzo the Magnificent, Charles V of
Spain, Charles XII Of Sweden. They
glitter through the pages, but we know
that the true man may be initiated
as easily as the genuine diamond.
Their glow tends to throw pallor over
the real people, such as Bolivar, Lin
coin, Bismarck, Gambetta.
They deceive US. they faint our Idea
of leaders; they prevent US from rec
ognizing among the men in shining
armOr those who are clad In well-pol-
lshed cans.-W. L. George. In Harpers
Magazine.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1923-01-12

He was testifying in broken Eng
fish before Judge Frank J. Lair, in
juvenile court. He was charged with
nonsupport. and naturally denied the
allegation.
81 work, judge, your honor, work."
he sputtered
"What do you dof' he was asked.
II am plumber man."
well, you ought to make good
money, then" the court said.
"Oh, don't make so much money"
hastily returned the prisoner. II
don't do regular plumbing job"
We'll, just what do you dor"
Me? Why | dig trenches for the
pipes. That's the plumber l am
Indianapolis News.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1923-01-12
The Real Difference.

81 can't see why that man Is boss
over me. | do most of the WORK around
here"
Il guess that's So"
at is. | know more about the bust
ness than he does. Whenever he wants
to know anything about what's going
on, he comes to me to find out"
That's usually the way"
I'm the fellow that ought to be the
boss"
"A lot of men think that way, and
yet there's one big difference. He
knows something that you don't
know"
what is It'll"
"He knows enough to hire good men
like you to do the work. II you knew
that you'd be the boss, and he'd be In
your place. Free Press.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1923-01-12
" estern Maryland College,
ESTMINSTER, MARYLAF D.,
REV. A. NORMAN WARD, D. D, PRESIDENT.


Fity-ffth Begins September 20, 1921
admitted
conditions. Fifteen units required
leading A
English History Political Science Mathematics
Modern Education
years. Courses which for Law Theology Medicine En-
Voice and Piano Military
r. o. I. C.
ThTyacTe athletic field college
modern buildings comfortable living accommodations laboratories library
gymnasium and heating plant
LOCATION unexced 1000 feet above the highlands Maryland
charming Thrtymies from Baltimore
TUITION $3.50.
500 Until August 18TH
the
will be sold number for SIS each
Prospectus for on application.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1923-01-12

There are sixty rug factories in Pc
king China, employing over 200 work.
men each and with capitals ranging
about $4,000 This is remarkable
increase on the figures recorded few
years ago, and is explained by the in
creasng popularity Of Picking rugs in
the United States Direct buying Is
now done by many large American
firms. In addition to this number,
there are numerous small establish.
ments-estimated at over a hundred
which each employ few score work
men and operate with a small capt.
tai.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1923-01-12
Frenehman inventor Of Airplans.

NJ. Clement Adler Of Paris, credited
with being the inventor OF the air
plane went to Algeria to study the
flight of vultures. and to Alsace to
watch the storks. He watched them
so attentiyely, circling round a fort
ress in course of construction, that he
was arrested as spy, and 1t was with
the greatest difficulty that he per
suaded the German authorities that he
hoped to discover the secret OF flight
and not the military secrets of Al
SAGE.
VI. Ader's first machine was be-
gun In 1882 and completed in 1889.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1923-01-12

U. S. Tourists Aid Canada.
II is estimated that not less than
S6OOO0,0OO will be left in Canada by
American tourists this year.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1923-01-12
Heat BY Chemical Action.

The fact that when certain chem
icals are brought together they COM
hlne and give of heat has long been
known, but is now employed in a com
mercial way In Germany, says Popu-
lar Mechanics Magazine Powdered
silicon Is mixed in proper proportions
with one Of the lower oxides Of iron,
and the mixture is heated to a tenn
perature where the chemical action
viii start.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1923-01-12
That Silenced Him.

Blackstone-Whyd do women always
like to parade their new finery before
their friends?
Mrs. Blackstone-For the same rea-
son, suppose, that you men dress
up Ike drum majors at your lodge
conventions
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-09
CREEK EASTER
OBSERVED HERE
Celebrate According 10 the
Julean Calendar

Celebration Of Easter Sunday In
the Russian Greek Orthodox church
"a 100 i-akeylew blvd. started NJ mid
night Saturday and continued thru
out Sunday. Scores OF refugees from
cSs,rlst Russia met IN dsyotionals
The service opened with the con.
gregatlon standing Ia a circle around
Father Alexander Yyaeheslavloy on
tho street IN front Of the church
Hymns were ohhnted as the circle
moved around the priest and hlf
lighted iapera.
Hars Russian holy yentmcnts we're
worn by the priest thruout the might
and Sundays services The interior
OF the church was painted n new
spring green and candles flashed on
the crosses and the altar.
The Russian Greek church Oh.
serves It's Easter celebration accord.
ing 10 the Julian calendar. which q
2 days later than the Gregorian cal.
endnr Similar services were also
held Sunday al the Greek community
church nj YAia nNa and .rhnfnaa A
Rev Is. Abramopoulous conducted ths
services there.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-09
Brown Declares
War on Earwi9s

Mayor Edwin J. Brown s.saas,
INTO the lead agnin Monday. Iris tins
commanding an army Of earvi,,
haitera Eargigs can Be defeated 4,
seattle citizens are perasfeut 4.
fighting them. Mayor Brown 49, -
Inc city - arranging for manufae-
turers 10 supply retailers with iarr.
quantities. OF the authorized bas, =
package containing paris green.
sugar. bran. Weighing i5 pounds
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-09
Negro Is Captured
After Hot Chase

John Wilson. negro. was cap
tured after not chase thru tho King
street station by Patrolman John
Meyers and Is held on an open
CIHTIIFs 80 60 - sa.ien
cry OF stop thief" arose. Wilson
was accused by spectators Of rob
bing C. ~ johnson. a sailor, OF Sic.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-09
Chief Checkmates
Willy Bootleggers

INDIANAPOLIA. April Fl--Wlly
booiieggerz threaten 10 cast this city
into such confusion as would exist
were houses 70 have no street num-
bern. Police Chief Rikhoff hiss had
70 Invoke a city ordinance 10 force
numbers on some houses.
BooiiegEers knew search warrant,
described the houses 70 be searched
The description usually was made
thru street numbers Immediately
street numbers began 10 disappear
from some houses Rikhof issued
orders that numbers be fastened "a
the houses lie recalled n penalty OF
SO fine 20 give foFos 10 his warning
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-09
Rainier Beach Club
Will Hold Meeting

The Rainier Beach Improvement
club viii hold a meeting Tuesday
night. April 10. AZ o'clock. In the
Emerson school house. d. n. Paint.
err. head OF the community service,
and Frank y. Burieson viii be tsls
principal speakers. Louis Amacher
and Mr. and Mrs. William ID. Rich.
ards have arranged musical pro.
gram.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-09
Twin Babies Live
and Die Together

bofh together five months ago. ,h.
80 49,. esi's of hr. and Airs Ths,ss.
rleifhSk' iss Tenth ave. 81 ieel -,
thfs' weeks ego. ana sGnday -.
died within q few minutss =, ssln
o =. Their funeral uill be h.ls !,
b. James church Tuesday ,sor .s y
ana t1ey win bs placed "a one srs,s
Ia Calvary osmstsry. save
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-09
GIRLS! LEMONS WH|TEN
AND BEAUTIFY SKIN
Make this Lemon Cream to bring Clear. Youthful
Complexion and to bleach away Tan, FreckIes

Mix III. Juice Of two lemons with
three ounces OF Orchard white.
which any druggist viii supply for
q few cent?, shRks well In bottle.
and you have whole quarter.pint
OF the most wonderful skin softener
and complexisn beautfier. Massage
this bwcetly fragrant lemon cream
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-09

Into the face neck. arms and hands.
then shortly note the youthful
beauty. Boftneas ana whtieness OF
your skin.
Famous stage beauties use this
harmless lemon cream 10 bring that
velvety. clear. rosy.white complexion.
also as a freckle. sunburn. and tan
bleach because 1t doesn't irritate.