Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-31
NOTICE OF APPLICATION FOR
WRIT OF EXCITEMENT
Court of Public Opinion
in and for the South west SIS
District of the State of

Whereas: A conspiracy was ent
t cred into on or about the twenty
first day of September 1922 by and
between Idaho Winter, Below Zero
Boreal winds and other parties tc
the plaintiffs in this action unknown
but all believed to reside in the ArtiC
Zone of the extreme northern part
of the continent OF North America
and the waters adjacent thereto
And
Whereas, the object of the said
conspiracy was to bring zero weather
frozen pipes, cold rooms, leafless
trees howerless lawns, CONCEALED
fruits and vegetables, frosted noses
and ears, bad colds and other unde-
sirable things too numerous to mem
ton to the great Inconvenience, suf-
fering, distress, discomfort, disgust,
expense and disapproval of the plain
tiffs and each of them in this action.
/ And
Whereas, you the Conspirators
named in this action and each of
you have at various times made sun
dry promises to discontinue the above
practices and to return tot your
homes, habitations and domiciles
within the Arctic Zone and to this
date have failed to fully carry out
the SAID promises as has been expect
ed by the plaintiffs and as is believed
was the intention and purpose and
meaning of those several promises
and you have further added to your
offenses in that one of your number,
to wit: Boreal winds went on a
tear and generally misconducted him
self on the eleventh day of the cur
rent month and on the thirteenth
day of the current month repeated
the offence giving the plaintiffs
reason to believe that you and each
of you do not intend to fulfill your
said promises.
therefore,, you and each of you are
commanded ON the sixteenth day
of March, to show cause if any there
be why judgment of this court
should not issue against you and
you be enjoined and restrained from
further carrying out of your said con-
spiracy and be commanded to leave
the Jurisdiction of this court on
or before March twenty one Should
you fail to appear and show cause
for remaining longer within the
jurisdiction of this court, judgment
by default will be asked by the
plaintiffs in this action and that
you be ordered and commanded to
retire. get out, vamouse, skedaddle,
chase yourself and return to the Arc
tic Zone. You are hereby notified
that the jurisdiction of this court
covers the counties of Gilmore, Owy-
hee, Ada, Canyon, Payette, and that
part of Gem lying south of line
drawn east and west through the
main street of the Village of Mont
our
It is further alleged as a cause of
action that it hath been said that you
the defendants, deny the power of
this court and its jurisdiction in
Therefore: Be it known unto you
the matters herein contained.
and each of you the defendants. that
and his army of many million warm
rays Will be appointed a posse COM
the services of Field Marshall Sun
mitatus to enforce such DEGREES of
this said court as known unto you
that the said Field Marshall Sun has
under his command an arial force
of millions of warm South breezes
and a marine contingent of April
Showers and be it further known
that anticipating the default of the
defendants in this action, the said
army with all its branches is now
and will on Wednesday,
March 81 cross the Equator north
ward prepared to follow you. the de-
PENDANTS to your secret resorts in the
Saw Tooth and 0wyhee Mountains
and to extermlnate you and any of
you who do not obey the DEGREES,
orders, mandamus quo warranto.- in
junction or whatever form of relief
the court will see fit to issue.
Old Winter Scat s
Signed by tn eplaintiffs each in
his proper person:
John Doe, Farmer I
Richard Doe. Haymaker
James Hoe, Gardener q
William Show. Fruitman
Sarah Slow. Spring house /
cleaner I
Mile. Paree, Milliner a
Dated at Mountain Home. March. v
10, 1928. e
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