The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-08-31
SMILIN THRU
M nEr q z
WHERE HUMAN HEARTS ARE
FOUND

Alone disturbed the calm
As past the eastern shore we sailed
At setting Of the sun.
What majesty I breathcd in awe
What cold, unfeeling calm"
For friendliness was absent there
No warmth of human hearts.
The chill of night was setting i'm
And grotesque shadows crawled
Among the trees beside the lake
That purpled with the dusk.
Then like lighted pane at night
There flashed into my view
A campfire on the lonely shore
A man, his wife and child
The solitude was put to naught--
Stark loneliness took flight;
For that human triangle
Where human hearts abound
Cold solitude dissolves like mist
Before the warming sun
Just then the woman's voice ran
out
"You IDIOT" she said,
go get that paid Of water
Before | break your head"
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king TUT'S LETTERS TO
WOMAN LED TO DISCOVERY OF
HIS TOMB heralds news item Of
the current week.
And it has been related how these
letters on tablets Of clay found at
TellAr-Mana, Egypt, referred to the
tombs in the Valley of the Kings.
Prof. VIM. J. Hincke recently stated
in lecture that il these letters had
not been written, old King Tut would
still be resting peacefully in his
grave.
Still it's impossible to teach men
they shouldn't write promiscuous let
tiers to women
A bathing girl on the beach at At
lantic City last Saturday afternoon
had to spend half the day apologizing
to beach censors and guards after be-
ing called down for trolling EN- too
low"
But she wasn't apologizing for her
knees-she was made to apologize
for saying "DAMNl" when the beach
censor commanded her to troll 'em
higher!"
**&%*a
Flappers in Pennsylvania town
last week issued an ultimatum in
verse when the women's civic organ
ization protested against their sleeve
less dresses and bare knees. They
said:
eve can show our arms,
We can show our knees;
We're free-born Americans.
We can show what we pleased"
ess@ss
And Mrs. Hank Ford joins in the
general howl when girl campers came
to the Ford-Fmestone-E Edison camp
asking for autographs. They We're
dressed for comfort and speed rather
than for conventions, and when Mrs
Hank saw them she snorted! eco
home and put on some clothes," she
said in effect.
And we can't help wondering how
Mrs. Hank would look in girl camp
er's outfit
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No matter how short man is, he
always looks longer when bathing
beauty in sight"
sS+AAt
Freddy the Frog says it's perfect
ly wonderful how many times the av-
erage girl has to be taught to swim.
And there's different instructor
every time!
If Coolidge had enough iron in his
system to settle the copper" strike
he ought TO have enough sand in his
gizzard to settle the coal strike.
Southern farmers are complaining
because the negroes are leaving the
South. Pretty soon the Northern
employers win be complaining about
the same thing.
The difference between owning
home and an automobile is that when
the mortgage is paid off on the home
you've still got it!
If the average autoist We're in as
big hurry to do an honest days
work as he is to beat train to a
crossing, this country would have
been back TO normally long ago.
~w~s%s
When we first began reading of
people who attributed their long lives
to CHEERFUL MIND we We're ins
Interested; when we continued to read
of them we became bored; after hav-
ing them thrown at us every time we
took up paper We became disgust
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