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Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-10-31

Lowest temperature ever reached
is 45S degrees below zero Fahren-
heit. recently attained at the Uni
versity Of Leyden, Holland, in an
unsuccessful attempt to freeze he
lium.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-10-31
cNtt BY eRtNrAN0s : o44eR ~ The Ripsy44y cONesEA
Begin Here Il

AOuAI
Hope Ranger, daughter OF Lor-
.ig Ranger, is missing after having
luncheon with friends at the Plaza.
4 reward of a hundred thousand
collars is offered by the father for
the return of his daughter.
Acting upon instructions from
Hopes a~bductors, Ranger deposits
a hundred thousand dollars worth
of bonds in a specific place.
Juarez Charlie, adventurer and
friend of Ranger, follows the ma
chine which collects the bonds for
The criminals. He loses track of it
when his motorcycle is disabled and
stops at a garage for repairs.
There he meets a girl who gives
him a clew. Hope is a prisoner in
Dir. Bristow's private hospital and
she and DR.. Kelsey plan an escape
in BriStOW'S car.
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A Slave Of Hab

A Slave Of Habit.
Alice-"Do you get any pleasure out
Of smoking?" virginia-"Oh, yes; II
worries my husband"
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RECORD OF GOOD WORK
IAN Sunday School Union Has
npleted Its 106th Year of Serv-
ice-lts Activities.

American Sunday School union,
Sunday-school organization In
,untry, has just completed its
year Of service. Since its found
e Christian Work (undenomina-
tells us. the union has organ
$4,000 Sunday schools, into
1t has gathered 100000 pupils.
the last year IT either organ
r reorganized 1900 schools, is
1 dozen Sunday-school periodi-
nth a circulation of some 2,000,-
I'D published 100000 books, book
nd other Sunday-school requi-
Further.
re than five thousand persons,
and old, have professed CONVEX
/ connection with its work dur
ne past year. and forty-seven
es of various denominations
rown out of its schools. It's work
the whole United States and is
ted by some twenty-five thou
sivers-people who believe that
evangelical work Of this sort is
walton of our outlying rural dis
Literary Digest.
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len NEED SWAMP ROOT

sands OF women have kidney and
trouble and never suspect It.
ems complaints often prove to be
else but kidney trouble, or the
e kidney or bladder disease.
kidneys are not in healthy con-
they may cause the other organs
)me diseased.
in the back, headache, loss Of am
nervousness, are often times symp-
{ kidney trouble.
delay starting treatment. DR..
s Swamp-Root, a physicians pre-
n, obtained at any drug store, may
the remedy needed to overcome
,nditions.
medium or large size bottle i'm
sly from any drug store.
.ver, if you wish first to test this
preparation send ten cents to DR..
& Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
bottle. When writing be sure and
i this Observation-Disclosures.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1923-07-27

WANTED THAT FARM
Swede's Complaint to the De
of Agriculture Put on FIJI
Future Action.

The EstelIine Is. d. Jour
the following:
"A Swede in Minnesota tC
membership in the Farm
About three months afterwar,
partment of Agriculture at
ton received a letter from h
~ ban sign up for a farr
Not received 1t as yet. Scho'
she ban going to board at 0
My wife she want bureau
bedroom. Let me know how
will send It,
"He received the following
Dear Sir Replying to
recent date. We have no bI
Washington that we can sci
the present time. HoweveI
Anderson of Minnesota is at
an A No. l farm bloc, and al
he finishes it we will have 1t
made into farm bureaus, and
to you"
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BURDEN FOR ANY STOMACH
No Wonder Dear Old Lady Was HoF@
rIfied at Nephew's Peculiar Com
bnation for Lunch.

Aunt Pauline is a dear old soul. but
she doesn't understand a thing about
golf. The other day her nephew 70
turned from the local course, after =
particularly rotten exhibition of golf.
Did you have a good gamer asked
Aunt Pauline, who always processes 4
kindly interest In what she terms her
nephew's "eecentrlcity."
NO" was the reply. "The seventh
tee was sloppy and all the greens were
In q terrible state"
Aunt Pauline shuddered.
you mustn't lunch there any mora
Gilbert. What a weird combinationI
And you know how easily you get indi-
gestion." She shrugged her sheuiderA
thereby relieving herself OF all respon-
sibility. Il can understand how enjsy-
able cup of tea and a sandwich naa
be after a game; but seven cups OF tea
and greens-."-Chicago Daily News.
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CHAPTER vllI-cortinued.

"Tn the days of Lafitte the world
was straight as a SWITCH, trans
lated De Marigny for the benefit of a
young American lieutenant, "and, look
you, Jarvis unfoids the pirates flag.
Another crack at Raoul's new friend
the famous Sazarac
For the artist, as his amateur buc-
cancers roared their chantey, shook
free the colors. and planted the staff
by Bossiere's table A black banner
upon which was grotesque skull and
cross-bones. Even Bossiere was con-
vulsed with laughter at the grimacing
Jarvis antics. Then he uprose, glass
In hand.
"Weli, then, to the buccaneers, my
good Jarvis The old cry: A-Barata-
rial A-Barataria T." And then the
old seaman seemed to stare curiously
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at the nearest of the pirate mummers.
Raoul's eye was on him; the young
man caught covert glance from AL
German Dominique. But the shouting
tables saw nothing wrong. De Ma
rigny was up and roaring.
"a flagl A flag, for the Seraphine
A royal jest for Bonaparte when we
scale the cliffs of st. Helena, hale him
to sea, and run up the old colors of
the free roversi Ho, Jarvis, this is a
hit!"
A group was about the artist. drag
cling him to a wine cask to mount and
sneak. But suddenly a new uproar
burst from them all. One Of the red
shirted masqueraders had sprung to
the rail. Selling the black flag to wave
II as he ran. And his song burst
forth-there seemed some new, warn
ing accent to the thing;
''Di TENS M'sieu Lafitte-"
Above the hubbub De Almonaster's
nervous senses caught a sound over
the rail. His covert glance to the
yellow river showed a deeper shadow,
then the flash of oars. He found AL
derman Dominique staring at him
hastily. Then, turning, he heard bare
feet pattering along the wooden slope
of the levee. But even when the first
of a curious crew appeared at the
gangway among the crowding serv-
ants, hustling them aside, the rev.
elers on the deck did no more than
roar appreciatively.
"Ho, Jarvis More of your testing
Faith. how many"
Then De Marigny stopped. Gorgio,
the crayfish seller was unwarping a
mooring line that held the Seraphine
In the tide And a huge mulatto
leaped from rail to deck; there came
a flash of cutlass from another
figure.
"De Almonasterw cried La Barre.
"that is your hostler, Tetonl This is
not good tastel"
And suddenly, with a roar, score
of burly forms rushed the rail- and
swept among the guests. Forward
came rattle of poles and blocks. A
shouted order from old Johannes Of
the swamp; and the bow Of the clip
per was steering off the wharf.
startled silence fell. The richly ap-
pareIed gentlemen were staring as
the Seraphine's bow caught the slow
current. De Almonaster grasped
Dominique In turn.
'They are herel"
The two caught sight Of tall
cloaked figure that had sprung to the
quarterback and turned calmly to
watch the melee. Captain Bossiere
had leaped up shouting:
"Lafittel Pom my soul--the ban
dit !"
Then from the barefooted fellows
arose the old cry of q decade agone:
"A-Barataria A-Barataria !"
"Off with them - roared old Bohon,
"to the work, DULLES !"
The elegant young De Marigny, in
his evening elsshes of broadcloth and
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1923-07-27
BABIES CRY
FOR ''CAST0
Prepared Especially for
and Children of All A

Motherl Fletcher's Cast
been In use for over 80 ye
pleasant, harmless substitute
tor OIL, Paregoric. Teething 7
Soothing Syrups. Contains 4
les. Proven directions are
package. Physicians recomn
The genuine bears signatu
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1923-07-27

Genaron is to be rescued-without vio-
lence II we may. After that"
"Bonaparte" cried Raoul eagerly.
"that is our one chance for fame, for
fortune and for extenuation The
exiled emperor slipped from under
their noses and to sea on the fastest
clipper that Yankee brains ever de-
vised -
And after that. pray?" mumbled old
Dominique.
Gro BE coNTINUED)
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o eostonl

Urging that the candidat
impending local political
make a study OF terse En-
Boston Herald drives its
home by quoting this CONVEX
tween two young women wi
a party:
Say, usen't you work to
Sure. l seen you there,
piled with cordiality. us
feet to ache youT'-Youth's
ion.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1923-07-27

Thousands of women are finding
varied uses for Crape-Nuts in their
home cooking; and thousands of
others would be glad to learn that
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-5~p.. ., rostum Cereal Co., Inc,
Battle Greek, Mich, for details of
the offer of over S7500.00 for New
Grape-Nuts Recipes, which must
be mailed by August 81. 1928.
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The Literal Husband.

e-Where's the chicken 1 told
bring homer
band-Nothing doing.
why not?
band-You told ME there'd be a
them, and for me not to take the
ne they showed me-
EYES
band-Wen, you told me re- pick
,r myself. And there wasn't one
that hadn't already been picked
lghly.
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Slow Getting Acquainr
Tom-In regard to my
Alice says she doesn't know
mind
Ida-Huhl It's not bee
hasn't lived with 1t long EN-
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Just So.

Teacher-"What is the meaning of
false doctrine?" Johnny-"That's when
the doctor gives the wrong stuff to
sick people."-The Medical Quip.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1923-07-27

iy a man becomes a jailbird
IN too strenuous efforts to feather
st.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-08-24

De una interesante cr6nica de Ita-
10 zingarelli, que tiltimamente LA VI
sitado en- petrogrado el paiacio de los
zares de Russia, copiamos las siguien-|
tes impresiones:
En- ell patio del pa1acio de invierno,
sombrfo y silencioso, la hierba crccel
sefiola. Entire dos colunnas, una esz
tatua ile bronce,,de Ivan "cl Terrible
tel de Ia mirada torya), espera que la
trasporten a un museo. La entratla en-
el palacio esta prohibida. Sc trabaja
activamente en- ordenar los antiques
aposentos imperiales, la collection his
t6rica. Sin embargo, quedafan intac-
tos los aposentos de Alexandra II y el
gabinte de Nieolds II, dltilno Ear de
Russia.
Atravesando el patio entramos con
el gufa en- un corredor sin luz, en- el
cual la humedhd liace q suelo viscoso
y en- sel que Sc tfopfeza a cada momen-
to con grandes cajas que no Sc sabe
bien 81 tienen destino. Al pasar por
delante de las caballerizas, yieneme a
la mente .el rasgo del cochero del Ear
que enyenen6 los cuatro caballos
mas hcrmosos que en- elias habfa para
que no cayeran en- manos de sus nue.
yos AMOS <st
"ivive la Commune Sc Ice sobre
e arco que termina Ia escalera Ten
frances, porque estamos len la cortei.
Sigue la habitual decoraci0n con em-
blemas sovietistas, que cesa en- el pri-
mer piso, frente a la puerta de los
aposentos de Alejandro: en- a CORE.
CDR, oscuro, penden entire los espacios
vacfos dejad0s poralFoS GhbelLnos
trs,nsferiados al Ei1nftage, retratos de
Milintfn, Gargarfn y Gorciacoff, I'm
gran retrato de Federico Guillermo,
lancctado. Y uno de Alexandra ii, cuya
faz esta acrlbillada por un pacien-
te trabajo de bayoneta. La revoluci6n
ha debido revestir aquf caracteres YER
daderamente salvajes, en- tanto que Ia
que depuso del ti.ono a los Hapsbur-
gos en- yiena en- 1918, fue mas benig-
ma; descolgaron los retratos de las pa
redes, bajaron los bustos de ssls angu-
los. re 11si.
Aquf no han eseapade a la furia in
coilocIasta, mas due el moilulneht0 a
Nicolas, el fronteiizo a la catettraf de
Izacco. el de Alexandra III en- ia esta-
ci0n de, Moscou, la soberbia estat,la
ectlestrpl de Pedro el "Grande' y los
dos nronumentos ibequeiios a Pedro eI
"efaiider d izduierda y dereciia del
alinifantazgo destruilo el del gran
duqne Nicolas, padre del generalfsimo
ldebido a Canonical /.
4 lr4sn elipaiacio de inviernoS ealnladai
la furia deHQlelora e Irespete los, III;
gares. empieza a imponerse, de tai mo
do. que e que loivisita Sc ye obliga-
do a calzar zapatillas Gle fieltro y Sc
habla en- yoz baja como en- una estan-
cia mortuoria. Todo 10 que allf VIVA,
ha muerto, los recuerdos han sitio
violados: aquf un piano de cola des-
trozado, allf un reloj de peladulo que
Sc subfa una vez al aiio, roto pedazos.
Obra dc soIdados explica el gufa.-
| ;Pero qui6n la dejado en- los cofres
y los armarios, las innobles marcas de
las ganztias? ;Qtiien ha embadurnado
dc cal viva los artfsticos iiinebles, las
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-08-24
CENTRAL

Edifcio construido expresamente
para Hotel. Modernamente equipado
con Ascensor, Habitaciones con Ba-
no, Telefono, Timbres, Barberia y
cuanto requiere ell Moderno Comfort.
Plan Europeo
Desde $l.OO a $3.50.
Restaurant la Carta.
American Plan
Desde $3.50 $3.50
Cubierto por $1.OO.
San Jose No. 12. San Juan, P. R.
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PRENsA GRAF1cA EspAAoLA

81 :
A B c, rEl .Sol". La Esfera". "Espa.
ma. "Nuevo Mundo". "Mundo Grafco".
"Blanco Negro. ''La Moda Elegante
Tlustrada".
81 interesan q usted estas revistas
o algunas otras y desea suscribirse o
comprar n1meros sueltos. pida informes
al telefono No. 9o6. LIBRER1A NUE.
VA. Salvador Brau, bajos del Dr.. Al
varez valdes, San Juan. Puerto Rico.
Allen %, telefono 1895.
NOTA:-Los RESIDENCES en- Ia Isla
pueden pedir informes ntmeros suel-
tos Dor c. q. D. al p. o. Box e61. FE
LIPE CAMPOS, Agente.
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PALACE

Plan EnropeO. Capacidad para $50
pasajeros.
EI hotel ideal para hombres de me-
gOcios y turistas de experiencia.
Habitaci6n con banjo para perso-
ma, desde $3.50.
Habitaci6n con banjo para 2 persO-
mas, desde $780,
Restaurant Table d'Hote: Almuer-
70 SIPS. Comida $1.5O y a la Carta.
Preeios m6dicos.
Cuando visite San Juan haga del
PALACE su residencia.
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UNA CASA coMIsIoNrsTA con agsn

cias exclusives para Ia isla en- el ralno
de provisiones, viveres, y materiales de
construction necesita vendedores bajo
base comision en- San Juan, Humacao,
Fajardo, Bayan6n, Rio Piedras y Ma
natl AL hacer Ia solicitud enviense re-
ferencias y experiencia que tiene en- CA
ida una de las lineas indicadas. Niece.
sitamos un taquigrafo en- espanol in
gles que sepa contabilidad. P. o. Box
1869, San Juan, P. R. h. n. a.
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VICENTE RINALDI

Tiene el gusto de avisar a sus nu-
merOsos clientes y amigos, que ha he
cho una rebaja considerable en- los
precies para cOmidas a la carta abO.
nados, en- su acreditado Restaurant,
Ell vESUBIO.
Gale de Allen No. 20. San Juan, P. r.
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| a Casa de los Zares

pncrtas de maderas preciosas? En- Ia
dstahcla nupcial dc Alexandra Y Maria
Alexbiffr6vna, yace en- ruinas una
niaravilosa lampara china, y en- laI
sala sah oro, han roto los candelabros
dc incstimable yalor.
El gufa me iltyit6 a continuar la vi
sta del aposento.
vesc allf Ia mesa ell que Alejandro
II firin0 en- 1861 el decreto que resti-
thfa Id libertad PERSONAL los cam.
pesinos i en- 1871 la declaration de
guerra a Tdiqufa i jtinto a ella eI apa-
ratio telefonieo que seryfa al Ear para
cofnunicarse directamcnte con CUTLER
mo- Maichado de sangre. el lecho de
inlcrte &c A1ejandro esta en- el fondo
de una habitacion contigua, medic es-
condido.
FL p6ndulo de un rcloj, colocado GER
ca lie la puerta dc Ia entrada de fune-
bre aposento, esta parade y seGala
sienlpre las tres y-3 ~; esta hofa 10
paro Alejandro III al expirar su padre.
el primero de MARIO de 1881.
AL otro extreme del oscuro pasadi-
70 en- Ia antigua Rotonda Sc ha inicia
do el Museo de la Reyolucion, De la
tiibuna que Ia rodea bajo Ia cdpcla,
pen1en en torno, banderas rojas, ira
yendo por I'm momento a la ineinoria
la vision de la riimba napole6nica, en-
el nliiseo de los invaIidos pero q pa-
rang0n ds irreYerente, NADIA aquf es
grandioso,. nada aqnf habla de epope-
va nj de heroismos indiYiduales. Todo
cs macabro, salvajc. Tetrieas 1as CO.
flllnas nintadask de- negro, rnacabro
Il Fanio aedicadoIs 4 los justicieros do
Jndenic $ hamburg, macabro el madero
con las narcas que Sc hacfan cada
ejecuci6n, en donde por las noches
marcaban el ntimero de vi,das
Sc habfan suprinido durante el dfa;
v en- 10 alto del niadero una pagina de
un perioaico con 1886 noinbres de aius-
ticihdas por Denikin Charcoff. En- esta
sala NO Sc enaltece el genio nj el va
lor es i'm temple funerario para man
tener yixss los ,horfores de la guerra
civi1.
n 'ias Il salo I,ea1 srshe 50 altarna y ,atr,l,
tos sigantescos de. nihilistas .i9ekall
t,Iren.. due intent6 Ell 1880 hacer sal
tar 81 palacio de inyieraTo con una bonn
fba. dc Grineyoski. q est.ldiante asesis
orde Alexandra II " otros. Is Il
~ s.,an 10 N;eoIasl II n s,rve ,,a r..
ller cinen,atografico. pttes Sc quiere re-
J c6nstrrir Ia resoluci6n eli ptAllcuia.
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SEGGION DE HOTELES
!. .CARIBE

eithado en- eI coraz6n de Ia ciudad.
Amplias habitaciOnes con baiiO priva-
do y serviciO sailitariO. AscensOr. tim
bres. telefonos y bsnOs, todo 10 que
Eeauiere el mas mOderno comfort.
Salon Restaurant, el mas frescO y
sspaciOso de San Juan, J en- donde me-
jOr se come. PreciOs moderados.
TeIdfORos Nos. 4s4 ) 1908. Box SOC.
Gale de. San Francisco hoy Saliva
dor Bran "a. Entrada pOr: Ell pasaie
Matienxo.
Sncursal en- Caguas: HOTEL FLO.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-08-24
INyENTo DE UNA Luz I.IQrIDA

NEW YORK, agosto p III pfpfc-s
sor Guido Btni6. qdmico { infentor,
diiien esthyo relacionado con 81 Ru-
rcau de Standards. en- washington,
durante la guerra, anunei0 hoy eI in
yento de irpailuz radio-activa en- f0fma
lfquida, que siijo, podrfa ser echada en-
una bulba de cristal j utillzada por
muchos amos.
La nueva luz, que es frfa, podrfa
producirse en- diferentes colores, y en-
ccirarse acknowledgements en- tubos de
yidffo, utiliza1dose en- totos aquellos
casos eii due fuera nccesaria seg1n
sii ilidnifest6. 9
Iii Una deeiafacion dijo el professor
Biefio due desphes lie amos de costo-
sos e2periinentos habfa encontrado
los eiemsnfos fadiosactivos en- apro-
pinda conibinaci5ii, con los cuales Sc
fh f6fhnfa ID que II caliica de "una ener-
gia niiuhca cion66cida anteriormcnte.
con ii ticnipo agrego "creo que
estard eli conditioncs de producer una
enelsgia comercial enormemente util
que hara que la energfa electrica, 81
petroleo, Ia kerosene, sean absoIuta-
mente inutiles. Tina baterfa de tipo
ordinario en- los automobiles, que pesa
cincuenta libras por ejemplo, 80 con-
vertirfa en- algo obsolete por medic slle
Ia baterfa radioactive Ia cual solas
mente pesnrd una libra
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Anurleios Y Reclarnos
Economics

SBUSCA listed LA MEJOR ACEN.
Ola FUNERARIA DE SAN JUAN2
Pues vease con don Ramon Fournier,
en- los altos del Edifcio de LAS Mon
jas Cristo % y medic. Ali obtendrA
Ell mejor servicio funerario y precio
de situaci6n. Visitelo antes de orde-
mar el servicin que necesite. Telefo-
no 6S.
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SANCEO 8 ALAMO-Agentes de Ne
gocios- San Justo 80 al lado del Ban
CO Colonial.-elefono 533. p. o. Box
1882 Quitre usted compra o verdes
acciones de bancos y centrales, colocaf
o tomar dinero en- garantia hipotecaria,
vender comprar alguna propied&dl
Drijase nosotros
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-08-24
HOTEL MAILORCA
CALLE DE TETuAN No. 8.

GALE DE TETUAN No. 8.
Este Hotel es unO- de los mas fres-
cos y eI mejor situadO de Ia ciudad.
Habitaciones c6modas y bien venti-
ladas con su serviciO complete y exec
lentes cOmidas.
Sc admiten abOnadOs . preciOs de
situacj6n.
Telsfono No. 1874. Tetuan No. 9.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-08-24

ARA HOAaBRES soLoS.-se alqui.
la espacioso mirador con servicio inde
pendiente. Informaran Telefono 215.
San Juan. h.nla
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-12-01

sirable than his i'll will. The traffic
policeman, the students are told. is
not the deadly enemy of the motor
list. He has a difficult post and he
is responsible for accidents which
happen at his station. He and the
motofist need each others eoopera-
ton.
The safe-driving COURSE teaches
practical facts In which any motorist
Is interested. But it's more impor-
tant lesson is to impress on the
driver the necessity of adapting him
self to new developments in the
traffic situation. Most of the ac-
cidents of today would have been
impossible when the middle-aged
business man was q boy. Dangerous
streets, as we know them, are one
Of the most recent phases of our
civilization and 1t is not always easy
for an adult to change entirely his
attitude toward street conditions.
More often than not, the driver who
comes to a safe driving school brings
with him a stern and superior sense
Of justice and his Fights. But when
he graduates he knows the lesson
Of the modern epitaph:
Here lies the body of Joathan Gay,
Who died maintaining his right
of way.
He was right, dead right, as he sped
along,
But he's just as dead as if he'd
been wrong"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-12-01
JOHNSON is INDEFINITE

In his first speech since formally
announcing himself a candidate for
the Republican nomination for
President, Senator Hiram Johnson
criticizes the present administration
for not having a foreign policy. He
was addressing a Chicago audience.
but he had arranged to have his
speech broadcasted so that thou
sands Of others sitting in their homes
In all parts of the country might
hear.
Il do not protest against an
American policy toward Europe"
the senator said. 81 protest against
an American policy which does not
know what it is and which seeks
10 discover itself, or to hide itself,
by first going into a conference with
Europe" This, Of course, is a slap
at President Coolidge and Secretary
Hughes for consenting to join In an
! economic conference regarding Ger
smany's ability to pay Preparations,
but which conference was blocked
IS then France placed sue restric-
lions on its deliberations that it was
deemed not worth while to hold 1t.
But Senator Johnson is forever
protesting and denouncing. The
country is pretty well aware of what
he Is against; what the people want
10 know is. what is he for? Has
he any policy of his own regarding
foreign affairs? How would he ham
die the delicate situation in Europe
II tbx people should decide to make
Perth Amboy evening news., 1923-12-01

such u way can the violators of the
law be caught. The smuggling of
booze along the south shore of the
bay has become a scandal. md a
serious reflection on the good name
of the state. The people living in
Atlantic Highlands and other places
In that section find their property
depreciating in value; many places
have been put on the market to
sell, and people are moving away.
Summer residents do not care to
| return to a locality infested with
| such a lawless element. Much dam
age to the whole section is the re-
suit.
The authorities in Monmouth
e. dent realize that 1t is time
| to put an end to the practice of
smuggling. With the help of the
state police the only method pos
sible to catch the guilty parties has
been adopted. The summe season
being over the traffic Is COMPARE
lively light, and the authorities
want to know what each car that
travels that highway between Key
port and Highlands contains. 1t will
not take long to clean up the situa-
| ton at this rate, and those who feel
that it is an imposition to be stopped
and have their ~automombile
searched can get some satisfaction
out of the fact that by cooperating
with the authorities in this work
they are helping put an end to an
outrage that is bringing disgrace
upon the state.