davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1923-05-02
"Screeching' of
Choir Causes
Bequest Change

NEW YORK. May 7-"Screech-
ings" of the boy choir of the exclu-
sive Fifth Avenue Episcopal church
Of st. Thomas caused the transfer
of a society wuman's bequest from
a home for incurable children to a
memorial hospital for h society for
the prevention of cruelty to animals.
This became known today when 1t
was learned that Mrs. Eidmon Nc.
HE. wealthy brokers' wife. had Wis.
tied tn epolice yesterday and com
planned of the choir's "screechings."
, 1923-05-02
Harding Okehs
Sugar Boycott

WASHINGTON. May President
Harding feels that It is wholly con-
sistent for people who have. a com.
plant about prices of n commodity
to restrict their consumption Of that
commodity. It was said at the White
House today. in connection with the
movement started in various parts of
the country to boycott consumption
of sugar.
, 1923-05-02

wagons loaded with police reserves
and found a throng estimated by the
police at nearly 5000 swarming about
tho heater building. tho coors hav-
, 1923-05-02
CLUBS USED
AS PEOPLE
RUSH HALL

CHICAGO. May 2.-Ponce were
forced to use their clubs to back a
crush of members Of the Amalgamated
Clothing workers OF America intent
in storming the entrance of the au-
, 1923-05-02

ditorium theater Tuesday to hear Eu-
gene ". Debs in a May day speech.
Apparently no one was injured.
A riot call brought three patrol
, 1923-05-02

Ing been forcibly close after the
house was filled to capacity. Tho po-
licemen drew their clubs and forced
back the throng.
, 1923-05-02

Klearflax linen rugs make Desirable
floor covering for office rooms. Made
to Withstand harc service and the
price is low at Graham-Shields Fur
niture CO., 1913 E. Second.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-08-09
SUMMONS FOB PUBLICATION IN FORE
CLOSURE OF TAX LIEN
NUMBER II

= TIE SUPERIOR COURT OF THE STATE
OF WASHINGTON. BENTON COUNTY,
Benton County. a municipal corporaIlon'
Plaintiff. as Mordia Grindstaff, Geo.
Schaer. Emma Wanda. Prenguber
and Whiting, John W.. Close, r. "a.
Anderson. ID. II. Delapine, kenne" M
Land Company. H w. New, 9,.ost,,,ert
Company, N F. Archer. Sarah Archer.
Herbert c.. Harris, Harry Dewett. HOY
er Schiffner Company. N. T.. roroy: E
J. O'Brien, M. s. Meigs; =: n: I chicaro
milwaukee & st. Paul Railway Com
pany, p. c. Palmer, Aug. swanson; >.
]. O'Connell. Alice J. Landlord; Mae
Condor; J; w. Cover Lug p pe ano a. d.
barrow, s. ID. Patterson. ct az, ~. .
Walker. Washington Farm Lands com
many. Valley Heights Grange: w
StetsSSn. Est albert ~ ~ MiiIer. e Paul Drum.
Shas p. Patten, c. S. Billiard, q. r
Barrett, Lars Langloe. n. o; Holleneck'
g. s. Emery. Benton Land Compsna'
Mary Blair. II. w. w. ana be raer d. A.
Young. John Scherman. David mitchell
Nettie NJ. Austin. ct. al. Hanford IrIl-
cation and Power Company, w. =; hpp-
inson. J. A. M Murp K;el a%a William A.
Ke1so Edward f. Kelso. +. L. Dyas:
Zen Hopkins, Independent improvement.
Company. Northern Pacing s,,nso as and
Stinson. ]. n. Mcdonald. J. NJ Hellig.
Mcmahon and Walker, Mary Geizen-
tanner. Yakima Company H. ;; snl Nasas:
Andrew NJ. Dyer. A.. w Esii MIS- s
r nsct q Mckinney and Caldwell.
Sarah Coy, z. Alexander. western
pacjfic Securities Company. +. 5. He'd
ger. Horn Rapids Irrigation oom Isi;zs,
Eth Sniveiy. w. A. Morain. J. c. Dun
can s. L. Peterson. ct. ux.: j.. J. Kud-
gin G. A. Lundy. Est, J. y, Gooqwin;
H. A. Hover ;;on aesaaenS Land and
T Tatar Co. Chas. F. Chalfan. Otto
Manssn !. w. Robinson. Elizabeth a.
capps. Roy Bickle. George starr; ju ai1
a, ou unknown, II any. having. or
cIaiming to have an interest IN ana 20
the reei property hereinafter described
TIE STATE OF WASHINGTON TO
Mordia Grindstan; ; Gso: a. and Whiting,
T Inhr w. Close, r. II. Anderson, -. n
Nnla,,,ne Kennewick Land Company, n
w. Newton. o. w. Dayey. M. "A Sar'g -
H hrchsr Sarah Archer. Herbert g; Ia, Har,
re HARRY Dewett, Hover Scn,nnei
Ts,,nanv. N. p. Fordy, +. j. Obr1en
s Meigs. f. r. Cunningnam' An An
tho ',rse Ha = st. Paul Railway Company
g. Palmer. Aug. swanson, d =
o;conneil. Alice ]. Lankford' Nae ION
don. J. w. Cover, Lula S; ,s Ande e. n
Helen Z. Townsend. A: %. req ef r. s
RaTrow. Washington Farm Lands Com
nanv. valley Heights Grange, w, =
stetscn Est; s : ~ M Rruee paul a Drum
SampuSn pasten. G. s. Billiard. G..
Ghas; T. Lars f Langlee. n. Q. H0lle ,,,
hanI g. s. Emery. Benton Land Com
.pany. Mary Blair. Il; w. and msci paul d. ga a
lamu, Inhn Scher1nan. David Mitchell
sat;on and Power Company, w, c; Kon
inson. j. A. Murphy. Amanda honh
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1923-08-09


sk S. W.. N. W., N. W.. 14-e-2s------------ 36.4l
That certain canal known as Horn Rapids
Irrigation Cos. canal which begins at
NJ Bank of Yakima River. section 3-lo-
"a, together with outfit for same. 55.4s
Yakitat, Lots 81 to 80, Block S6.-..--------.- SO
Yakitat, Lot IL. Block 4o.------------------ 20
Yakitat, Lot 80, Block 47----------.---------- Ss
Yakitat Lot "a. Block 47--------------------.- 3s
SIk N. W., N. W.. S. E.. 2-7-25-...----A- 10.
N. W., S. W.. S. W., N2-S-25---------.---- Wv
High Plat ID" E sos acres. Lot 81 2a-ss
You are further notified that said amounts
above iternized include all taxes levied against
said property. including both real estate,
drainage and local improvement assessments,
and any purchaser upon forclosuse OF tnese
certificates of delinquency shall acquire utie
to such property subject to the installments
of the assessments for drainage. etc, not due
on the date said assessments became due OF
delinquent That all said amounts are bearing
interest at the rate of 10 per cent per an-
per annum from June 18th. 1917, TO july
2Srd 1928 and you further notified that
Benton County will apply to the Superior
Court for the State of Washington. IN ana LOT
lien against the property hcrin before men,
toned and you are hereby summoned TO ap-
pear within sixty days after the frst pup-
LEGATION of this summons, exclusive OF inc ua.e
of the said first publication, and defend TINS
action or pay the amount due. together WIN
costs and in case of your failure TO DO so
judgment will be rendered against you lore
closing the lien for said certificate OF de-
Iinquency for the taxes for the year 1913,
penalty. interest and costs. against the lands
and premises hereinbefore described.
Date of first publication, July 10Th. 1873.
ANY pleading OF process may be served upon
the undersigned at the address hereinafter
mentioned. .n,s,rv
Prosecuting Attorney. Benton County
p. O. Address Prosser. Benton County,
State of Washington.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20

FRESH STOCK OF GROCERIES. GOOD
neighborhood, will sell, am not able
to handle same, two living rooms con-
meeting. furnished or unfurnished. Sf2S
West Commerce.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20
MATTRESSES

FOR A. BETTER MATTRESS SEE THE
Alamo Mattress Factory. We also reno
vate mattresses. Felix Grona, proprietor,
Phone Mission 1858. 51s S. blackberry.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20
statesmen WANTED

SALESMAN WITH CAR. CITY OR CoUN-
inv, make $40 to $50 per day. Call at
al n Flores. National Garage. ASK TO
see the Lovelace Steam Volatilizer.
EXPERIENCED STOCK Statesmen
will appreciate my offering; an indus
trial in a going, successful, local concern
viii contain the kind OF letters you always
want but rarely have, convincing printed
matter, photographs, etc. A good, ciean
offering II interested, see Mr.. Ewlns'
SO7 National Bank OF Commerce Bldg.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20
HOUSEHOLD GOODS

hOIE Bros can repair, refinish, uphUlsteI
ponsh your furniture pianos pbonnsraph
match any color: work guaranteed. C-6B33.
DIXIE FURNITURE CO.. ll3 N FLORES
81. exchange new furniture for old. buys
anu seis on cash or time payments
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20
HELP. MALE OR FEMALE

ALAMO EMPLOYMENT COMPANY. 2I4h
2 Commerce ST., upstairs, all kinds OF
help and positions furnished in and out OF
city Travis ..
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20

CENTRALLY LOCATED RESTAURANT
with barbecue pit, doing good steady
business, reasonable rent, a bargain. 4O2
+. Travis st.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20

ALAMO HAT WORKS. OLD HATS MADE
new. suits pressed while you wait. 35c.
1874 W. Houston. Crockett s44S.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20
CLEANING AND PRESSING

FOR QUALITY CLEANING AND PRESS
ing rims OR. 1881: prompt service. Quasso
& Roberts, 207 N. Presa.
FIVE CENTS UP-sUITs PRESSED. CIR.
1901: investigate.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20

w. sl,,. Iv...x' t sns.
DAY Day bays u Sun.lN 'eE
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20

.AR'iE FRONT OFFICE. SCION
floor. formerly oocnnied by dentist. .
nouston Co.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20
ROOMS AND BOARD

THE RUSSELL HOUSE - LOVELY
rooms, steam heat, connecting bath, hot
and cold water, two blocks from pOsto'-
flee, excellent meals. Crockett 1915 or call
at 4O7 Fourth 81.
ROOMS AND COMPLEMENTARY
meals. modern Convenences. reasonable
rates. chicken dinners on sunday. Crock
EFT GOs6. 1921 Main Ave. Miss North.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20
ROOMS FURNISHED
SPAIN HOTEL

PARAMOUNT HOTEL, $50 Z. COMMERCE
Room. sc and 81 daily. $3.50 up week
-. You will like this place; try it.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20

FOR SALE-TWO HEALTHY SPITZ
dogs, four months old. Mission 24l.
HOUNDS
Three real black and tan, two Walker
and black and tan, one Walker, also fas.
trotting mare NJ. W. Merxlen, Crockett
1910. Travis 5l99.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20
BUSINESS PERSONALS

GIRLS IN NEED. OF FRIEND ARE
invited to call at the Salvation Army
Reserve Hospital 30ls River Ave-, at any
time. Crockett 2377.
MATERNITY HOME, STATE LICENSE,
good doctors, nurses, infants adopted il
desired: nice quiet home place. Write
7. O. Box 557.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20
SPLENDID HOME
REAL ESTATE, INSURANCE
AND LOANS

on paved street with curbing and wal
large lot runs through to another g
macadam street with curbing. etc, 5
stantial two-story having eight la
rooms, halls, spacious porches, mod
conveniences; all in Al condition, gar
and other outbuiidings, nice lawns, or
mental shrubbery and among nice S
roundings; only $500.
THE SAN ANTONIO LOAN & TRUST
| Travis III. 215 W. Commerce
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20
AGENTS WANTED

MEN OR WOMEN - ALSO A FEW DIS
trIct managers who can qualify earn 500
per week selling Stetson quality hosiery
cotton, Isle. silk and wool sport hose for
men, women, children, direct TO user com
mission Maid when sale is made, no de-
livering, city or travelling territory open.
Call or write II. c. Rose, state agent, Sl2
Moore Bldg, san Antonio, Tex.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20
AUCTION SALES
Alamo Auction Co.

CROCKETT 1919.
Pays cash for your furniture and house
hold goods. either sell at auction for you.
We give and get the hest prices s. W. w.
Pulliam, manager and auetioneer.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20
ROOMS INEURNISHED
HOUSEKEEPING R,lONS

FOR RENT - TWO UNFURNISHED
rooms. $50 Victoria S..
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20
SALE OR TRADE-sWAP

I HAVE SEVERAL FAMILY COOK
stoves and ranges. will trade for coun-
try stock. Dickerson Stove Repair Shop,
4O3 SOledad st.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20
PAY CASH

we pay cash or exchange new for used
furniture; It viii pay you TO see our ex
t ssns''e new line OF furniture before yoJ
~ 2. Commerce ST. Crockett mss.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20

European plan. Center Of the city
Weekly and monthly rates. $3.50 and up
hot and cold water: all outside rooms
Entrance l04 South st.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

gain for one dollar a day less until
sold. Model 1928 Ace $685., Cleveland sls5.
w. J. Fox, 327h w. Commerce St
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20

YOU WILL FIND THE LARGEST, STOCK
OF secondhand motorcycle parts at 1122
West Houston st.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20
SITUATION WANTED MALE

SITUATION WANTED BY INTELLIGENT
reliable man, age IS, at steady inside or
outside work with future, in or outside
town Have no fear of soiled hands or
hard work. Box 95S Light.
WANTED-POSITION AS WATCHMAN,
IA years experience with government,
best OF reference, willing TO leave city.
Ben Drake, PA Sandmeyer.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20
BUSINESS 0PPORC.jNITIEs

Adiuster Of All Claims
For the past 25 years have successfully
adjusted hundreds Of per3pnal .nju-N
claims; law prohibits me soliciting Ciaims
OF this character, but does not prohibit Lhe
handling such claims unsolicited. +.
McCloskey 212 Houston BLDG. Crockett
1891.
CONFIDENTIAL LOANS. sos GIBBS
Bldg. Moved from s07 Russell Bldg.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20
se the Telephone Tell Your Ad Here Will Te

rHE SAN ANTOSIo LIGHT
CLASSIFIED AID RATES
You May Fine the Cost of Your Ad BY
the Following Table of Rates;
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20

II G II L ND PARK BUNGALf
breakfast nook, fireplace, bult-ins
rage, servants room. furnished or uni
nished. will consider North Side lot
equity In duplex Mission 7es7.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

FOR SALE -gl2-RooM FURNISHED
rooming house, modern, dandy location,
will take good car as P|t payment. Call
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20
$500 CASH

Elegant six-room bungalow. stIicl
modern in every respect, conveniently
Gated to st. Theresa Academy. Brackd
ridge 1Iig'l and grammar schools 2ud 4
block from Hot Wells car line, ofiIyy5
cash, balance like rent II. c. Thormt
the Home Builder 6O9 City National Bal
Bids Crockett 3I4S.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20
SERVICES OFFERED


PARKER FOUNTAIN PEN AGENCY RE-
pair department.: all makes repaired:
mail pens direct to Fischer's drug store.
San Antonio. Tex.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20

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WIDE by using these five great
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ceding Thursday.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20
EMPLOYMENT AGENCIES

TEXAS EMPLOYMENT co. 22s Z. CON-
Oldest agency in state. Tr. 1879.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20
HOTELS-RESORTS

Kennedy Hot Mineral Wells
Modern winter conveniences for patients
Temperature Of water l2S degrees Fahren-
het. Prices and particulars by applica-
ton. Kennedy. Tex.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-20
OFFICES FOB RENT

UrFICE SPACE, sol e. HOUSTON s.
with use OF phone. one block from no,
office, roller top desk and filing cabin,
Price verv reak0na hIe. Crnnckett 1873.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-10-31
OLD DAMS Def

OEARY, the famous gdistance walker, who often
appears Indianapolis 50 years DID, but he challenges
regardless of to walk 500 miles for side bet of
$1,000 $4,000
Dams certainly ambitious for his years.
has, of course lived the life of professional athlete
excellent condition old that most
become prematury old by not keeping
bodies in proper physical training.
49, the breads walking farther than the
OIearys greatest stunt walking 1000 miles
in 1000 hours Doctors had claimed that such feat i'm
possible, that human body could stand the strain
Dan did it because he had the nothing impossible att
So have all people who accomplish great things.
mental attitude toward obstacle when fear it, is
apt to hold back than the obstacle itself
All told Dan OTeary has walked than $4,000 miles
And $4,000 of these miles have been covered since
1908 when he passed his sixty-seventh birthday.
You will travel long to find interesting char
furnishing food for thought Old
to all Of nearly always than should We cannot all
be Dan OTeary But keep bodies good physical
by getting plenty Of outside and fresh air and v
ing sane That the only Fountain Of Youthsensbe living
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-10-31
Plain Enough
BY BERTON BRALEY

BY BERTON BRALEY
Shall booze come back? This talk
of wines and beer"
Is but smoke screen. Under 1t
appear
The old, old enemies we fought to
shell,
The ugly emissaries out Of hell,
Who threatened all that made life
clean and dear.
Make no mistake, the issue stands
forth clear.
The grip of Drink Is what we have
to fear,
Shall we again yield to its evil
spell?
Shall booze come back7
Shall youth be ruined, womanhood
made drear,
Manhood grow sodden? Shall we
once more rear
The shrines Of booze mid which
we used to dwell2
Think straight about this! Weigh
the question well!
Advance? Retreat? We must decide
it here;
Shall booze come back?
Copyright, 1923, NEA Service, Inc }.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-10-31
BUT. WILL THEY?

m ENPLETON Governor of Connecticut must have shocked
conference of Governors with real idea towit
deprive the rich of his booze and the bootegger will
go of business
safe say that very few of the workingmen who for
mery liquor do it. ''The poor mans club, the
saloon vanishing the price of drink high and the
risks life consuming the ordinary bootleggers
stock.
with the rich He get liquor when he wants
pay the price and knows that is not fatal liquor
probable that 80 cent of the rich who formerly had
intoxicants still have them.
Governors including Pnchot of Pennsylvania honest
raid BOOZE let them raid the lockers of country and
golf clubs private dinners and other places where
moves all obstacles to getting booze in
Squeching the little Italian Swiss ran and his
wne falling the street booegger hauling the gallon
still in from the canyon and smashing will abo
ish drink It's roots too deep
Governor Tempeton Connecticut has got idea that
deprive the rich of his boOzef Be-
political jobs the Governors will consider the large number
of sensitive that would be trod
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-10-31
SIMS
y - Says
TT WHITE crow was captured in
| q Denver. Our theory Is the
bird had been smoking too

TT WHITE crow was captured in
| Al Denver. Our theory is the
bird had been smoking too
many cigarettes.
The girls at California University
may stay up until O'Clock, against
the bedbugs' wishes.
A Chicago man named Nelson had
two wives. It was discovered when
one objected to half-Nelson.
Case of home brew blew up in
Seattle. Headline on report should
have been Liquor Case Heard"
An auto spotlight was stolen in
Youngstown, O., probably by a man
who lost his collar button.
Corn thieves are active in Kansas.
Farmers sleep with their shoes on to
save their corn, not corns.
Indiana man is hunting his lost
son who is six feet two and may be
working as q telephone pole.
Here's the news from Paris. High
heels for men are stylish. We would
hate to be in their shoes.
A deer, evidently thinking turn
about fair play chased a hunter out
Of the Canadian woods.
Ohio farmers sell apples at 80
cents bushel, but we refuse to say
1t isn't enough apple jack.
Wisconsin onion crop this year is
estimated at 100000 bushels, or fifty
times as many smells.
Letting your children hide under
the bed is dangerous. They may
grow up and be burglars.
While a scientist says man is run
by electricity, we know one who Is
run by his wife.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-10-31
IT'S THE CONDITION

NGIAND Joined France in worrying the decrease
Il births and there is talk of brbng folks by gifts
bonuses, prizes exemptions
There's visible decadence of the Simply
refuse bear and children for purposes become
pauper and ders We say visible decadence There decad
Slaughter MAIN millions of the best young males of
people, leaving fatherhood postery largely
examination for physical and other defects and
will be decadence in people, the of chick
cattle all other animals and plants 1t is biological
law and cannot be violated without penalty.
England is confronted by condition which she relieve.
potential mothers t do it.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-10-31
What Editors
Are Saying
Halloween
(Richmond Iteml

Halloween is the time for fun, but
in our fun we should have care and
consideration Of the rights of others.
The police and city officials have
not forgotten that they were once
boy and girls and have so arranged
that every boy and girl in the city
may have a perfectly glorious time
IL they so choose.
We have heard a great deal about
safe and sane Fourth of July-now
let US have a safe and sane Hal
loween.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-10-31

were doing a good job of grieving,
when Pat whispered:
Mike, the odor of our beloved
corpse ahead is KILN of me.
'Kape the sheet over your head.
man. or yez loose ten bucks warned
Mike.
Pat followed along behind the
hearse some farther, then yelled: It's
cir or me lifel' and threw off his sheet.
Then with roar: Mike, yez idjut,
cult weepin. We've missed the
hearse. It's al garbage cart we're
trailin'.'
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-10-31
NOW FOR RESULTS

N THE of winter when the smoke nuisance ustomariy
III becomes annoying the smoke abatement ordinance will go
into effect following its signing by Mayor Shank
Citizens well be hopeful
This time however, there is than hope systematic
plan adopted by the city provide competent Inspector
of technical to provide
a reasonable salary and for enforcement.
Club author of of the present features
in the ordinance planning of meetings at which
perts will give tips and information how results be OBJ
tanned in furnaces.
The Chamber of Commerce smoke abatement committee is
continuing educational work by printing pamphlets how
smoke may be eliminated without expense
The smoke ordinance is satisfactory.
Results-thats what is wanted next.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-10-31
Heard in the Smoking Room

H HAT odd-looking funeral pa
rade we saw at that depot
0 back there" said one of the
smokers. reminds me of a Chinese
funeral in old Frisco. one time. The
riatives Of the deceased couldn't scare
up the right number of mourners and
SO hired two fellows from the water
front who were to be hidden in white
sheets, follow close behind the hearse
and show signs Of great grief, for SO
apiece.
Pat and Mike. under ts,sir sheets
and shuffling along with bent heads
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-10-31
Family Fun
Change Fair

Hiram Skinnum was the village
tightwad. He walked on his neigh
bors front lawns to save his shoes.
His wife had been ailing for years,
and began growing weaker. There
didn't seem to be much wrong with
her except living with Hiram, but she
sank so that at last he called doc
tor. After long examination the doc
tor told Hiram: She needs a change
of air Send her away"
Hiram thought over the expenses
awhile and said: DOC. you say she
needs a change of air. l can't afford
to send her away. But, I'll tell We
what I'll do. I'll get her an electric
fan. "-Argonaut