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Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24
GIFT TO ORIENT APPRECIATED

Mrs. Minkler of this city is in re-
ceipt of a letter from the executive
secretary of the Women's Union
Christian Colleges in the Orient ex-
pressing thanks for the offering of
1920 received from the Women's
day of Prayer held at the Congre-
gational Church of thsi city few
weeks ago. The total offering re-
eeived were several thousand dollars
above the amount asked for.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24
Local and Personal

:. X X X X K X X X X x X X X X X :.
Behold the Man a beautiful pic
ture in rich coloring at the Weaver
Theatre Monday afternoon and even
ing. one hour and three quarters
spent in reviewing this most impress
sive of stories of interest to young
and old. Matinee at 4 o'clock. 10
cents admittance for all. Evening
at the usual prices.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

Tuesday evening the city council
met in adjourned session and dis
cussed the assessment roll of Sewer
district No. 5. e. J. Colthorp was
appointed water superintendent to
fill out the term of the present coun-
ell members. V. L. Taylor acted as
clerk during the absence of A. F.
Anderson.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

MarjOrle-Is Your naIr naIuraI1y
curley?
Gladys-Of course l curl it every
moning.
Miss Scott DeQuiney wrote the
Lady of signs.
John-How much did she weigh?
Miss Scott-What do you mean?
John Well, / just thought I'd
like to know what she weighed II
she was a lady of size.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

Mrs. Frank McWilliams received
notice this week of the death of her
grandmother, Mrs. Polly Cronkhite
of Star Lake, New York She lived
to the ripe old age if 95 years.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

Norman Montrose of Mrs. Herges-
heimer's room has left school and
has gone to Bliss where he will at
tend school.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

Wallace Howe entered the fifth
grade Monday. He is from Montana,
Mr.. Rankley-What is the mat
ter with your grades this week? Is
it the dark of the moon for you? OF
course Mr.. Rankley couldn't know
that Herbert's nature isn't sensitive
to the changes of the moon.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

Miss Scott-What is a Dryad?
Dan-Oh, it's a kind of a little
hing that runs around the woods.
Ducky-Hes thinking of an ant.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24
The School Tattler

After reading a college paper MIR.
Rankley pipes up:
He tried to spurn,
She wouldn't listen,
Now he is hern,
And she is his'ni
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24
SPELLING STARS FOR GRADE 5


Julia Aeaiturri
Ellen Bach
Spenser Bjornson
Alvin Daniels
Evelin Deylin
Veda Jenkins
Hilda Johnson
Mary Kneifel
William Love
John Monasterio
Gertrude Nixon
Vernon Prock
Angeles Silonis
Theodore Swain
Louise Wynant
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

ly one to receive an arithmetic star
this week.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

The War Mothers meeting was post
poned this week and will be held the
first Wednesday in April at the Lee
gios hall with Mrs. Mary O'Niell and
Mrs. A. NJ Hall as hostesses.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

The Methodist missionary society
will meet Thursday of next week
with Mrs. T. w. Moore.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

Mrs. Daniel Howe and children
are visiting Mrs. Howe's parents Mr..
and Mrs w. w. Newell.
G. w. Manning, genial circula-
ton representative of the Boise
Statesman paid Mountain Home a
visit Wednesday
Mrs H. A. Beach who has been in
disposed for several weeks is rapid
ly improving and expects to be able
to attend Easter services.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. H. Barrett spent
Sunday and Monday in Boise visiting
friends and transacting business.
JEFF Whitson is back on the job at
the Caldwell lumber yard, after a
couple of days vacation, wrestling
with the grip.
superintendent w. l. Felt of the
Continental Oil Co. was here this
week including trip in the inter-
ests of the company to Grand View
and Bruneau.
Jim Warner and family came in
Wednesday morning from Grand
View. Jim went on to Boise to at
tend the funeral of R. F. McAfee.
DR.. and Mrs Hamilton and child
rem and Mrs. NJ G. Helm and child
rem spent Sunday in Boise. Mrs.
Helm visiting with Mr.. and Mrs.
Paul Spangenberg.
Mrs. H. Eaton is confined to her
bed with an attack of pleurisy.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

Pupils receiving arithmetic stars
in the third grade are:
Dan Smith
Jessie Arrisabalaga
Muriel Bennett
Dorothy Green
Dysta Collins
Emyrs Evans
Louis Bideganta
Pupils receiving arithmetic stars
in the fourth grade are
Helen Latimore
Virginia Smith
Leon Monasterio
Julio Silonis
Sunday morning Miss Alderman,
Miss Click, Miss Mitchell and Miss
Miller took a hike. They took their
Breakfast. along.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

Mr.. and Mrs. William Myers Of
Owyhee, visited with their aunt Mrs.
John Knight over Sunday.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

The Royal Neighbors had special
meeting Wednesday evening for spe-
cial business and presented Mrs. Lula
Walker with a Royal Neighbor pin
in appreciation of her sincere friend
ship. Mrs. Walker and the child
rem leave soon to join Mr.. Walker
in California.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

] been i'll with
Frank A. Col
about part of
e at his home
of town when
days later he
nature of 1913
e care of DR..
tier.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

II. H. McMasters was a business
visitor in town from Glenns Ferry
the first of the week.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

A-AAAOA anna lhAAAtAs
High School Reporter - Reynold
Macdonald
Grade Reporters Cola Montrose
and Kara Collins.
WHY NOT?
II auto suggestion of "Coueism
can cure so many people in France
and has enough power that all the
people in London are repeating DAY
by day in every way I am getting
better and better" why shouldn't
we try it for laziness or disinclina-
ton to study.
Let's try to keep from getting
ninth periods and give poor Miss
Remley a rest. I'm sure if it did
help, we all would be equally pleased.
We wouldn't necessarily have to
get Coue's book and all that, but we
could take the principle of the thing
and put it to work. In a short time
we wouldn't have time for mischief
or laziness.
This is merely suggestion and of
course it might prove a failure, but
if there is any thing in it, let's not
let the world get ahead OF us; let's
find out for ourselves.
Mrs. Hays niece, Mary Louise
Smith of Boise is visiting her this
week.
Former students are making very
satisfactory grades at the different
Universities, Miss Bjornson is the
president OF the senior class at Lew
iston Normal.
Don't forget the Junior play given
April 6.
The seniors are practicing their
play every afternoon after school
Arthur Tye made journey to
Grand View Saturday.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

Mrs. C. M. Brown of Boise visited
her sister Mrs Jennie Casey, Sun
day.
Furniture Refinishing and Up
holstering. Call VIM. Tally. Tele-
phone, 194J.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. B. Aultman and
daughter Mrs. Endsley motored from
Boise Sunday and spent the day with
Mrs. E. H. Evans.
Frank Lamberton has installed a
radio receiving set at his home in
the country, and they are receiving
interesting entertainments from all
over the country. One evening this
week they heard the Kansas City
Hoot Owls Club, a jolly bunch of
radio fan who broadcast initiation
services for new members and lively
Jazz for the listeners in.
Ed Greene and eldest son Chester
left this week for New Dayton, AL
berta, Canada to take charge of his
700 acre grain and stock ranch. Mrs.
Greene and the rest of the children
expect to join Mr.. Greene as soon
as school is out
Mrs. M. e. House was hostess at a
progressive five hundred card party
Tuesday evening in honoring Mrs.
Inez Reynolds who is visiting here
from silverton, oregon.
Ivan Hitler, ne Glenns Ferry law
yer was visiting in town Wednes-
day.
Glenns Ferry was well represented
at the fashion show Wednesday.
Among the ladies who came were:
Mesdames, Wells, Quin, Knox, Martz,
Schroeder, Mosgrove, McMasters, |
Shrum, Amustutz, Gunnison Prince,
Pepperdy, Cheehee, Barrihill, Gump,
Smith, Corker. McGinnis, E. C. John
son, Farm, Montgomery, Coon, Blaz-
Ter, Sumner, Bacon, Glasco, Goodman
and Hitler.
Dr. Evans was called to Orchard
Wednesday to take care of Dorsey
Holcomb had his ankle broken. He
was putting new ties on the rail
road track and got his foot jammed
which resulted in broken ankle
L. B. Green is out on the street
again after a severe attack of grip.
His recovery has been remarkable
his age
]. A. McEachern who has been
quite i'll with spotted fever is now
out of danger and is geeting along
nicely.
We have just unloaded a big ca
pacity gasoline tank, and are SELL
ing wholesale gasoline, oils and
sreases. We will fill your drums at
wholesale prices any time hide
pendent Oil Co. Phone Alberts Ga
rage. 24tf.
Fred Waller spent Wednesday in
own looking altar business intar
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

G. C. Routsen of Glenns Ferry had
business in town Tuesday.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

Victor Walker and F. o. Gillett.s
were visitors Sunday from King Hill.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

Lois Williams of Bruneau spent
Sunday in town.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

Mrs. Charles A. Brown of Grand
View came in the first of the week to
do some shopping.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

Editor-Anna Miller.
High School Reporter - Reynold
Macdonald
Grade Reporters Cola Montrose
and Kara Collins.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

Mrs. Hays niece, Mary Louise
Smith of Boise is visiting her this
week.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

DIT. I1IICHVOCn- IS fpIHt IIUIII Jul :
ONE where he has be en- visiting his
son.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

William Roote is recovering from
siege of the grip at the home of
F. A. Collins.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

William Roote is recovering from
siege of the grip at the home of
F. A. Collins.
Lois Williams of Bruneau spent
Sunday in town.
II. H. McMasters was a business
visitor in town from Glenns Ferry
the first of the week.
Victor Walker and F. o. Gillett.
were visitors Sunday from King Hill.
Mrs. Charles A. Brown of Grand
View came in the first of the week to
do some shopping.
G. C. Routsen of Glenns Ferry had
business in town Tuesday.
Harry S. Thomson and John W.
Latty were in town Tuesday from
Glenns Ferry.
Geo. w. Rock and family motored
to Wendell and Jerome Sunday, re-
turning with Mrs Robert Lyon and
daughter, Mr.. Lyon arriving We'd
nesday evening.
Eleanor Burkholder spent Monday
in town from Grand View.
A. w. Wicher, resident of Indian
Cove arrived in town Monday on bus
mess.
Jennie Hinkle arrived this week
from Harper, Oregon and is visiting
with Margaret Cramp.
Mrs. Pearl Gurwell of Jerome is
the guest of Edna Casey. Mrs. Cur
well was formerly Pearl Butler
Walter Sessions and Melvin Seth
en- went to Parma Saturday for
visit at the Session ranch.
p. M. Wolfe is in town this week
rom Twin Falls, having some cases
before this term of court.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

Mrs. Daniel Howe and children
are visiting Mrs. Howe's parents Mr..
and Mrs w. w. Newell.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

Fred Waller spent Wednesday in
town looking after business inter
ests.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

Harry S. Thomson and John w.
Latty were in town Tuesday from
Glenns Ferry.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

G. w. Manning, genial circula-
ton representative of the Boise
Statesman paid Mountain Home a
visit Wednesday
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

Mrs H. A. Beach who has been in
disposed for several weeks is rapid
ly improving and expects to be able
to attend Easter services.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

Don't forget the Junior play given
April 6.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

Geo. w. Rock and family motored
to Wendell and Jerome Sunday, re-
turning with Mrs Robert Lyon and
daughter, Mr.. Lyon arriving We'd
nesday evening.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

The seniors are practicing theiI
play every afternoon after school.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

Mrs. H. Eaton is confined to her
bed with an attack of pleurisy.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1923-03-24

We have just unloaded a big ca
pacity gasoline tank, and are sell
ing wholesale gasoline, oils and
greases. We will fill your drums at
wholesale prices any time. indie
pendent Oil Co. Phone Alberts Ga
rage. 24tf.
The Washington times., 1923-03-30
.MOONWORSHR

TIE looked haggard in the lamp
light. He was the most
dilapidated creature I had
ever seen. He was old and seedy.
He mumbled to himself as he pass
ed me. Fascinated. followed him
a couple of blocks. When he
reached the square he suddenly
dropped on his knees and, stretch.
ing clasped hands above his head,
began to pray. in loud voice. My
curiosity oyercame me and I ap-
preached him.
What" / asked. "are you do
ing?"
II am praying" came the sol
emn reply. '.'to the moon, the Cod
dess of Chance"
Well" said. what are yuu
praying for?"
Alas he moaned. mime is a
heavy burthen. I may not speak
of it." / gave him half dollar.
Drinks are high these days."
he said.
gave him another half
Now" said I. ARE you going to
tell me what you were praying
for?'
He looked at me with tragic.
blood-shot eyes. Evidently he
though he could trust me.
II was praying" he said "thnt il
I did this long enough the Snoon
would send me kind stranger who
would ask me what ! was doing
and provide the price of a couple
of drinks to find out"
As he sadly shuff1ed away,
heard him mumbling to himself:
"She heard my prayer. She uT1-
ierstood. And why not, even the
moon herself gets full occasion.
ally"'-0oblin.
The Washington times., 1923-03-30

F. A.. i
All THERE, Mr.. Ashes.
IL How de, Mr.. Cinders.
What's on your static mind to-
day.
Lots. ole top, lots.
Then you better hop into the
real estate business.
You are funny, boy; you are
funny. You're so funny that il
you ever wander near a nut fac
tory they'll pull you inside.
Well, that amt telIin' me what
you've got to sell.
Grab this: Whats the differ
ence between a man and a pig?"
Not any. If the pig could say
I'm a man. he'd be man.
Not SO good.
Don't like it, Ell? Well, grab
this one: What's a good motto
Tor all young lovers?'
Sofa and no father"
That's a pip.
Get this: why is tennis not q
quiet gamer"
ITS played with a racket"
Not 80 good, not so good. But,
on the whole, very fair. Come
again when your apparatus is
al to the zahzan.
Ill do that little thing, Simple;
Ill do that little thing.
Attaboy. So long.
So long.
The Washington times., 1923-03-30
Flanner Fairy Tales

Oswald-Well, darling. are .7ou
all set to go to the big dance next
Monday night?
Imogene-Oh, Oswald, wish you
would take my sister.
Oswald - What's the matter.
can't you go?
Inogene-Yes, but poor sister
never gets taken out much ana |
thought 1t would be kind OF nice Ii
YOU could take her instead OF me.
The Washington times., 1923-03-30
Modern.

The old favo1ite song, I'VE feed
the baby garlic so we can find him
in the dark" has teen REPLACED by
tho latest fox rrot. entitled. mo
matter which stocking q girl puts
CT first, she puts on her left ore
lask."-ParrNkeets
The Washington times., 1923-03-30

~ RORABL4 every time hu
- Klux Khan member passes
-klothes lire he has to
salute.
Rockefeller buys million-dollar
tapestry. Surprising it wasn't
an oil painting.
Recent census statistics show
that the population of these
United States are ABOUT 10000
600 hip TASKS.
Turkish women are getting
equal rights. Turkey is even
weaker than we supposed.
Youth is an asset in everything
su- chez ses.
Ambassador Harvey might
have had a great future as a
train announcer.
It has been a red, white and
blue winter with Reds, snow
storms and blue laws.
Missing Links: What lies be-
tween the. shovel and the furnace.
Lamppost q day toll in city
parks" Headline. Just little
practice for auto drivers to make
them pedestrian perfect.
Odd Jobs: A bow-legged man
using q corkscrew on a pretzel.
A lame duck Congressman is
stowaway in the ship Of state.
Mack Duff,t the. musical comi-
cal producer, says that his chorus
girls frequently use wooden stock
ings-to shine their diamonds
with.
Alonzo B. See, scoffer of
women, probably manufactures
elevators to uplift the fair sex.
Kenneth Knobs, the steady
tf1eater-goer, says the lady in the
front seat last night evidently
thought it was a millinery show.
Bolshevist government says all
a needs is money. We didn't
know before there were SO
many Bolshevivsts in the world.
Famous scraps OF paper: A
love letter in breach OF promise
suit.
President Harding to declare
embargo on export of coal
Headline. Who found it, the
Secret Service?
The Washington times., 1923-03-30
Medbury
Says
BY John p. Medbury,

GTAYTNG al night at other reo-
pies houses ID getting to Be
q great habit. A man will 70
calling on some friends in tho even.
ing and along about II o'clock
he'll start yawning until they
shove bed underneath him.
He'd rather stay awake on tIseir
couch than get q good nights sleep
in his own bed.
He losses al night worrying
about where they're going to sleep
when they come over to his house.
Some guys 80 to your home and
accept your hospitality and re-
mark what real friend Won are
and then hide their wallet the min.
ute You 80 out Of the room.
They don't want to walk in their
sleep.
Then when you 90 I'm and wake
him up in the morning the first
thing he does is stretch and count
his money.
While you're checking up on
your watch and dough, the host,is
in the dining room taking inven.
tory of the silverware.
Il there's nothing missing hen
ask you again, and IL there Is
something gone then he accepts IN
invitation to your house So that
he can get It back.
He wouldn't accuse you of TAX
ing it, but it was there when YOU
went to bed.
And he figures il you hadn't
stayed all night he'd stilI have it.
Some people make a habit Of
stopping all night with friends.
They don't have to have any home.
All they need is pair OF pajamaa
and get their mail care OF general
delivery.
One man had so many friends
ne didn't pay nickel room rent IN
six months.
He even stayed three or four
days with some Of them SO he
could send his laundry out with
theirs.
He got 1t washed for nothing,
and then had the nerve to ask
them to change Iaundries, as his
shirts were being ruined.
OF course, he always offered TO
pay for it. and once he said 1t 50
loud they almost heard him.
This is one way to solve the rent
problem, and as long rs you're ct
it you might as well live American
plan. never stop any friends, who
haven't got kitchen.
Copyright. 1899. by King Features
Syndicate. Incl
The Washington times., 1923-03-30
DELEGATIONS

TN memory of the horsecar days
when everybody used TO sit
- down-even the horses.
In memory of the old.fashioned
landlord. who lived in the same
house with his tenants.
In memory of the eggs of yester-
year.
In memory of the vest which in
Its stainless youth had all it's but
tons on.
In memory of the coal bin which
once lived up to its name.
In memory of the days when
girls thought it wasn't nice to ride
In taxicab.
In memory of last weeks salary,
which faded SO quickly.
The Washington times., 1923-03-30
Out of Sight.

Minister-What have you got
In that bottle?
Old Souse-Only a little mix.
ture alcohol, shellac and hair
tonic.
minister-But, my good man.
youH ruin your throat drinking
that stuff!
Old Souse-'SaH right, nobody
VIII know it if I keep my mouth
The Washington times., 1923-03-30

This is one way TO solve the rent
problem, and as long rs you're ct
it You might as well live American
plan, never stop any friends, who
haven't got a kitchen.
Copyright. 1929. by King Features
Syndicate. Incl
The Washington times., 1923-03-30

He tosses al night worrying
about where they're going to sleep
when they come over to his house.
The Washington times., 1923-03-30

Famous scraps OF paper: A
love letter in a breach of promise
suit.
The Washington times., 1923-03-30

He'd rather stay awake on their
couch than get . good nights Sleep
in his own bed.
The Washington times., 1923-03-30

President Harding to declare
embargo on export of coal
Headline. Who found it, the
Secret Service?
The Washington times., 1923-03-30

Bolshevist government says all
A. needs is money. We didn't
know before there were SO
many Bolshevivsts in the world.
The Washington times., 1923-03-30

Some guys 80 to your home and
accept your hospitality and re-
mark what . real friend Won are
and then hide their wallet the min.
ute You 90 out Of the room.
The Washington times., 1923-03-30

OF course, he always offered TO
pay for it. and once he said 1t 50
loud they almost heard him.
The Washington times., 1923-03-30

He got it washed for nothing,
and then had the nerve to ask
them to change laundries, as his
shirts were being ruined.
The Washington times., 1923-03-30

They don't want to walk in their
sleep.
The Washington times., 1923-03-30

6TAYTNG al night at other reo-
pies houses ID getting to Sc
great habit a man will 30
calling on some friends in tho even.
ing and along about II o'clock
he'll start yawning Until they
shove q bed underneath him.
The Washington times., 1923-03-30
The World
We Live in.
By Dave Sentner.

w RoRABLY every time Ku
Klux Khan member passes
a klothes lire he has to
The Washington times., 1923-03-30

He even stayed three or four
days with some OF them SO he
could send his laundry out with
theirs.
The Washington times., 1923-03-30

Kenneth Knobs, the steady
tl1eater-goer, says the lady in the
front seat last night evidently
thought it was a millinery show.
The Washington times., 1923-03-30

Then when You 90 in and wake
him up in the morning the first
thing ne does Is stretch and count
his money.
The Washington times., 1923-03-30

He wouldn't accuse you of TAX
ing It, but it was there when you
went to bed.
The Washington times., 1923-03-30

Il there's nothing missing hen
ask you again, and IL there IT,
something gone then he accepts IN
invitation to your house 50 that
he can get It back.
The Washington times., 1923-03-30
RADIO RAGTIME

~ A, ha, ha. INSANITY.
- All THERE, Mr.. Ashes.
- How de, Mr.. Cinders.
The Washington times., 1923-03-30

While you're checking up on
your watch and dough, the host is
in the dining room taking inven.
tory of the silverware.
The Washington times., 1923-03-30

One man had so many friends
he didn't pay . nickel room rent in
six months.
The Washington times., 1923-03-30

Alonzo B. See, scoffer of
women, probably manufactures
elevators to uplift the fair sex.
The Washington times., 1923-03-30

Some people make habit Of
stopping all night with friends.
They don't have to have any home.
All they need is a pair Of pajamas
and get their mail care Of general
delivery.
The Washington times., 1923-03-30

And he figures If Won hadn't
stayed al night he'd still have It.