San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-30

yrs. and | never seen a play yet that
when told some other expert ABOUT
it they did not reply that it had whis-
kers and their grandfather had saw
it used VS.. Yale when A. A. Stages
nurse WIS pushing him to the Bowl in
a g0-cart.
1t may be argued that the reason
for this state of fairs is because they's
only certain number of fixed rules
telling them what they can and can't
do and it is just like composer try
ing to make up new tune out OF the
same eight keys that has been IN
octave ever since Bach begin prac-
ticing scales on high chair, but my
theory is that the lack of new. de-
ceptive football plays is directly due to
the fact that the coaches in question
either is shy of imagination or else
their pay is so small that they amt
got enough incentive to try and think.
Few He Thought or.
II a coach was coaching for love
of the game and not for no salary:
you would soon see plays that would
revolutionize football and to prove
this contention / will name few plays
which l have thought I'M out OF a
clear sky and am not getting no finan-
cial returns for same but am Wiling
to give them free gratis to any team
that wants to try them out in the
hopes that they will liven up a game
that has became go stagnant that you
can pretty near buy a ticket to same
if rou amply for it along in June.
Well then I will start in with n
play in which the triple threat man
PLAYS the hero roll.
For the benefit of the dumb will
state that a triple threat man is n
man who can kick good and pass and
run good and he plays in the fulloacS
position and the other side is scared
to death of him because they don't
know Just what he is going to do
when he gets the ball. But IL they
know exactly who he is. why they
have two or three men instructed 10
not do nothing but watch him, ana
thew watch him so close that after
while he can't do nothing.
Well, we will say for inst. that the
U. of Wisconsin has got triDle
threat man named Wham. ozzle. Wei
Wisconsin has a game with Purdue
and seated I'M in the stand during the
game is scouts from Minnesota and
Illinois. two teams which is on Wis
consin's schedule for later in the sea-
son.
Well whamgozzle does his stuff and
the scouts return TO their respectful
alma matters and they tell their head
coaches to look out for this here
Whamgozzle and TO not pay no ten
sion TO nobody else on the Wisconsin
team.
Then they describe Whamgozzle to
their coaches. We will say he is
man with flaxon hair and don't wear
no headgear. and has go. receding
chin. So when the time comes Tor
the Observation-Disclosures game or the
Observation-Disclosures game. why which
ever team is opposing Wisconsin that
day, the boys has been instructed to
watch a man with flaxon hair that
don't wear no headgear and has got
receding chin and to not pay no ten
sion to nobody else.
Plays His Double.
Mean while however, the WILSON,
sin coach mas dug up another man
that answers Whamgozzle's descrip-
ton and as for Whamgozzle himself.
they have blacked up his face with
burnt cork. put black wig End some
headgear on him and had him fitted
out with a specially built chin and
the result is that while the opposing
team is devoting all their tension to
the man that looks like Whamgozzle.
why the real Whamgozzle has scored
enough touchdowns or ghouls from
field to make their opponents look
like the Wellesley scrubs.