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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01
TELL THIS FAIRY TALE
TO YOUR CHILDREN
By HERBERT KAUFMAN.

T7HE old Norseman has gone to Vahala Knute Nelson
rides from Washington to Minnesota for the last time
Tomorrow he will lie in state at ST. Paul. There
thousands of devoted constituents will pay their debt Of
while nation bows in spirit at the bier of this
good soldier and better statesman.
His parents could journey West until friends
Ellis Island contributed the fare.
Illness, indulgence and iteracy his sole capital
consumptve without penny word of English to start
withfrst hafread, half-fed newsboy, in the slushy
streets of Chcagothen civil volunteer later farmer
and law studentutmatey member of Congress- and from
then till his death regularly returned United States Senator
Sturdy upholder of every fondest tradition of Americas
answering champion of education, servant Of all con
sructve sound analyst and devoted patriohat
his obituary.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01
The Bonus Is Coming
Little, Small and Rather Late Recognition

Soldiers of will be interested to know that the
Bonus Bill will be introduced Congress opens They
viii be interested also in the fact that this time THE BONUS
BILL WILL PASS Despite regret and opposition of big
taxpayers the soldiers will be paid few dollars fraction
what they ought to have after being sent abroad fight for
Suppose all the making chances of those big fellows
had been taken from them while the lasted
you think THEY bowling for Government
sation?
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01
Breeding Brigands Wholesale
That's Part of Bookkeeping More Dangerous
Than the Whiskey.

ship found abandoned at loaded with cartridges
everything riddled with bullet holes Perhaps the crew re-
pirates boarded the ship and shot and drowned the
Perhaps wkey being sold the boat was abandoned No
body knows vet boys in automobile hold up big
crowd of street railway workers. take cash box Of four
thousand dollars and drive away
On the highways Long Island may be heard night
the roaring automobiles carrying bootleg whskey These
automobiles provided with professional gunner to pro-
tect them against liquor pirates along the road
brand of bootleg prohibition building profess
sonal class of criminals in this country that should interest
those that care order and safety of property
Bootleg bandy already makes the poetic bandits of Spain
Italy and Greece that you in comic look like
brigade of Red Gross
What will be the total bandit population Of the United
States how many well trained criminals will be ready
from bootleg bandy bank vault bandy the bootleg
school for bandits lasts a few years more?
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01
The Last Trek of the Caravans.

camels going Four feet are too slow anywhere
Arabia turns from dromedary to automobile. United
= States Consul Davis at Alden lately sends mail and
takes trips in four hours routes which the swtest
caravan has been known to cover under a day.
But that nothing compared to the mail service shortly
to be inauguraed by Postmaster General New. By mid
summer letters from will reach the other
within twentyeight hours Aeropanes fast squeezing
all the miles from the map.
Senator Nelson landing at New York seventyve years
ago wide Imagination but it couldn't reach to the
possibility eggs ordered by radio and delivered the follow
ing morning from a farm five States away.
Put wings your thoughts they II fall short Progress
has new schedules SowpOke ways headed for
the discard
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01
Denied Sunshine.
Asks Low Tax

r ONDON, - An Englishman,
summoned for the nonpay-
IL ment of income tax, de-
clared that he worked at night
and therefore should be given a
lower rate of taxation than day
workers.
mot only is sunlight invigorat.
ing, but the solar rays have a
definite food value. l find I need
IS per cent more food than
needed when l worked days" the
defendant told the court.
The magistrate was ard.heart.
ed and ordered the defendant to
pay the usual rates. - .-.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01
Nature stu Runs q Cheaper Shop.

rERES another sort of fairy tale Yesterday would
r. have "Told it to the Marines But the successful
transplanting of bones and vital organs brain oper
atoms resurrection of dead babies nsun, the OF
eprosy wireless photographs radum-and Chateau Ther
have taught today cautious wisdom.
Last week found threedoar synthetic platinum North
western University while cables still thrilled with the word
that Castelot had produced artificial gold.
Now California sheriff calmly asserts that the secret of
the achemists been his for thirty years Nitrate of
silver vaporized by incredible heat turns the trick.
Laboratory diamonds old tale. Any chemist will
produce them from sugar Jumps while you wait.
Countless marves hang between the and lip OF nves
CATION Ingenuity only baffled by inadequate facilities
We can sufficiently great forces process
and precious metals commercial scale.
Nature for the while, manufactures things more
cheapv than their substitutes Kimberly and the Rand
mines will continue pay dividends for many year. Man.
at his mightiest is far from omnipotence
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01
Ulster Irish Are
Coming to U. S.

DELFAST. - Ulster Irishmen
are emigrating to the
~ United States in large num-
bers.
For the first three months in
the present year there were 1,612
American passports issued in Bel
fast, as compared with $50 in the
corresponding months in 1912.
The American consulate states
that the emigrants are of a better
type this year than ever before
and include many skilled work
men.
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A N octogenarian hangs himself because life holds no
vana celebrates her egheth birthday while studying
at Brown University.
It occurred to her that knowledge of French might
extend her range of reading Years can daunt purpose
ul soul Chauncey Depew at his office every day Sew
ra New York bank officials within sight of the century
NAL Dr Goodwin Smith maintained impressive per
sonatv to the venerable end of significant lie
minnesota hadn't even contemplated for knu
Nelson.
Time hand is not heavy brave hearts.
cOpyrxht 1884, Features Herbert
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01
PrOfiteers Are AIchemists, Too.

ENHANCING sugar into diamonds is nothing new to
profiteers. They've done better than that Lots of
them will show you country houses and automobiles and
private yachts made out of it.
predicted Mr.. Hardngs gesture of investigation went
for what worth But restricted household purchases
beginning to tell.
Baltimore has already brought the local market down ten
points Not much but slides always slow at the start
Striking buyers will finally do what the Administration
wouldn't every who joins the boycott bound
recall how the tariff betrayed her to greed when
next she votes
Nowadays the biggest interest the United States wears
skirts Politicians would do well to make note of it.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-05-01
SAP AND SALT
BY Bert Moses

Bigamy is not merely a crime;
il is also an accomplishment.
A vamp can do you almost no
harm if you don't take her seri-
ously.
Ambition that defies the laws of
sravitation is in for bad spill.
Hez Heck says: I'VE all waste
too much time sittin' round wait.
in fer meetin's to open"
Copyright. 1923, Prsmier. syndicate. 1nc.l
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Keep Old Yankee
Names, Is Plea

AYORWALk, Gonna plea for
M retention of old Yankee names
- for localities here has been
made by many citizens. City Off
cial, in setting aside acres of shore
land for a public park and bathing
beach on Long Island Sound.
thought the original settlers name
of Calf Pasture Beach not high
sounding enough for modern folks
and were amazed at the. protest.
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who are Mrs. Paulson, Selmer, Mel
vim and Clarence.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ole Newland spent
Sunday until Monday at the o. II
I"nd home -
Grace Jensen who teaches at Che.
tinia school No. A., is on the sick
list and unable to be on duty.
Funeral services were held Mon
day noon at the home with Rev. Mum
son of Bismarck in charge. Inter
meht was in the Norwegian Luther
an cemetery.
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GlencOe-LivOna

Mrs. Jas. Burbage spent Tuesday
at Fort Rice, visiting at the home
of her daughter, Mrs. Koch.
Chas. Sperry, Wesley Chandler,
AL Klees, H. Nieland and Chas.
Rathburn were all seen on the
streets of our city across the river.
on Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Clark and
daughter Miss Maurie spent Satur-
day evening, with Mr.. and Mrs.
Joseph Mills.
Chas. Smith and Ralph Woodland
have made numerous trips across
the river this week. marketing
wheat for r. H. Woodland.
Earnest Burbage made a trip to
Mandan last week, taking car there
for his brother-in-law H. w. Koch,
to have it stored for the winter.
The Kochs left Tuesday the 23rd on
an extended trip visiting relatives
at different points east as far as
Wisconsin and from there they will
60 west to Washington and Colorado
visiting relatives in Montana and
Washington. They will return home
in March.
John Wilde was a business. caller
at George Knudtson's Monday.
H. H. Nieland was a caller at the
Jno. Wilde home Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. A. Carlson md
daughters Gerda and. Helen were
guests at the John Otterson home
Sunday the 14th.
Chas. Bower of Glencoe Is making
an extended trip through Canada
and the west, he will visit relatives
at different points
Mr.. and Mrs. Weaver Fowler en-
tertained q few neighbors last Fri
day evening. cards were played as
an amusement and after the usual
jolly time Ane lunch was served by
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ment.
S. B. No. 114-Atkins Qnd) Town
er. Aims to amend and broaden
scope OF existing vagrency law and
raises possible maximum punishment
from $50 fine and 30 days to 500
fine and 80 days. 1t adds to the de-
finition of vagrant "all persons par
.ticipating in any game of chance up
on which money or property is US
ually wagered in or upon premises
mot woned or kept by them Tres
passing is defined in the bill as will
full intrusion upon or into the pro-
perty, land or premises of another,
and is made sign of vagrancy.
S. B. No. 115--Ployhar (Ind.)
Barnes By request-An act prohi-
biting use, possession of or traffic
in the Mexican cactus, drugs, mescal
or peyote. Provides for $500 fine
and six months Imprisonment as
maximum possible penalty for vio-
lation. The bill was introduced at
the request Of Indian agents who say
the use Of the drugs has spread
from the southwestern part Of the
United States and from Mexico into
South Dakota and finally North Da-
kota and that IndiSna reservations
in the state have in some cases been
using it.
8. B. No. 116--Martin (N) Morton
Amends existing law so as to pro-
vide that "no person shall be ap-
pointed as manager or assistant
manager Of the farm loan depart
ment of the Bank of North Dakota
who is or has been within a period
Of two years interested in any bank,
trust company, or farm loan COM
pany or real estate agency having to
do with making farm loans or ,Huy-
ing or selling farm mortgages. Sem.
ator Martin said that the bill had
foN itsg object to put the manage
ment of--the farm loan department.
into the hands of men who thorough
ly understood the needs, Of the farm
ers.
S. B. No. 119-Bond Qnd.) Ward
Amends existing law regarding
the leasing Of common school lands
and other public lands so that
sheriffs Of the various counties
shall perform this duty. This so
that the farmers may lease these
lands at the earliest time possible
under law-the third Tuesday in
March. The leasing is at present
done by two men for the state and
it takes too long-sometmes until
the latter part Of April for these
men to reach all the counties, thus
delaying the work, according to
Senator Bond.
S. B. No. 1S0-Fleckton, (N) Ward
present law regarding
COMPENSATION of court stenograpaers
to give them not to exceed $40 day
for every day actually spent in court
and travelling expenses Of 5 cents a
mile: This compares, according to
Senator Flecton with present an
nual salary Of $4,000 for about an
average of 100 days work, plus ac-
tual travelling expenses and four |
dollars day.
H. B. 99-Ehr, (Ind.) Ward-Re-
peals existing laws to provide for a |
straight SO percent tax on property |
Of the state without any exemption. |,
s. R.S1N. Baker, Renville, (N)-|
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MANDAN NEWS
BEVERAGE MEN
ELECT OFFICERS

approval of a campaign of inten
slve and extensive newspaper advcr-
Using within the state on the food
value of bottled soft drinks and bev-
erages was given by members of the
North Dakota Bottlers association
which closed it's two day annual con-
vention here this afternoon. Tho
campaign will be arranged by the
officers and board of directors act
ing as special committee and al,
bottlers in the state will be assessed
to pay the costs.
Devils Lake was chosen as the
place OF meeting in 1924, while the
presidency went to M. H. Richtman
or that city. c. J. Bastrom. &rand
Forks was elected vice president.
and j. p Sell, Bismarck was re-elec,.
ed secretary-treasurer. New direc-
tors named are r. G. Bailey. Valley
City; L. G. Thurer, Minot. Secretarv
Sell and H. H. Williams, Mandan. re-
tlrlng president were named as
North Dakota representatives to the
national convention of the America
Association of Manufacturers of
Carbonated Beverages.
+. a. Ripley and I. C. Iversoa are
IN Grand Forks attending, the an
nual session of the Grand Chapte.
OF Royal Arch Masons of North Da-
kota.
The English altar society will meet
Thursday afternoon at the Catho1;,.
school auditorium. The new officers,
MINES. Hintgen, Brown, Kasper.
Harding, and Hess will entertain.
MISS Euleta Crowthwaite, daughter
OF Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Crosthwaite.
expected to leave today for Des
Moines. Ia, for visit with a former
college friend. After visiting with
friends in Chicago she will Join a
party at New Orleans, La, on an ex.
curslon trip to the Panama. After
returning from this she will tour the
southern part Of the Pacific state
and the Northern Pacific coast.
Mr.. and Mrs. Irving Olson of Far.
60, are guests for few days at the
nome of the formers cousin q
Laurent Olson.
Elmer E. Carter, clerk of the Nor
ton county district court, entered
the Deaconess hospital yesterday 70,
treatment. His place will be filled
during his absence by E. Morck.
Esther Moyland and Henry Norton.
both of Mandan, were united in mar
riage this afternoon by County Judg.
B. w. Shaw.
Mrs. Florence .,McAuliff received
word yesterday of the death of her
sister, Mrs. Joseph Kellogg, at her
home in Spokane, Wash. The re.
mains will be brought to Livingston,
Mont. where Mrs. Mac Quirk, moth
er of Mrs. McAuliff and a sister re-
side, for burial. Mr.. and Mrs. Nc
Auliff have gone to Livingston for
the funeral services. =.
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the hostess, a good time was enjoy
ed by all.
Miss Josephine Gindreau who re-
turned from Fargo Jan. 10th is visit
ing for time with her sister Mrs.
Jas. Burbage. Miss Gendreau's
health is not as good as when sac
left here for Fargo, in November.
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. Art Phillips
an eight pound boy, Saturday of
last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Kurtzman and
family called at the Mills and Clark
homes Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jas. Burbage were
calling and shopping in Fort Rice,
Thursday. Grandma GRAPHICAL is on
the sick list.
b. B. Schneider of Hazclton, was
Llvona visitor, on business Tues
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Stoler of
Livona made trip to Mandan last
week via Fort Rice and the N. p.
Mrs. Stoler having dental work done.
Mr. and Mrs. George Suverly were
Cannonball shoppers on Tuesday
and again on Friday.
Miss Mabel Sites has returned to
the parental home, having finished
her term of school near Stewards
dale.
Most Of the young people from
our vicinity attended the dance and
wrestling match at Fort Rice Jan.
10th, they reported fine time. A
very large crowd was in attendance.
Sim Bros. furnished the music.
Messrs, Price Perry and Surber of
South Livona are getting their sup
ply OF summer wood these days.
Miss Rebecca Graybeal is stayine
with her sister Miss Loretta who
is teaching near Linton and board
ing herself in the school house.
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Senate Calendar
Bills introduced Senate


S. B. Nos. 90 to 100 inclusive. Ap-
preparations committee. Deficit ap-
preparations as follows: All bearing
the emergency clause:
92-$4,000-Weights and measures
department, railroad commissioners.
$2,OOO-State supreme court
and law librarian.
94-$2, ,5o0-State normal school,
Dickinson.
95-$150-State canvassing board.
96-$1O,O00-S school for the
blind, Bathgate.,
4,4S8-Institute for the fee
BILE minded, Grafton.
98-$477-Flood control commits
sion.
s9-$21. .S9s-District judges. +,
1OO-$2O,0 2O,0O0-School of science,
Wahpeton.
S. B. Nos. 1O1 to 112 inclusive. Ap-
propriations> committee. All are ap-
preparation bills as follows: for the
1923-25 biennium:
1O1-$50-Appraisors of inherit
ences.
1O2 -$39O-Actions to release in
sane patients.
1O3-$30, ,950-Voeational educa-
tional rehabilitation.
104-$5, 5,000-Arrest and return of
fugetives from justice.
105-$1S,825-Depositors guaranty
fund commission.
6-$30O-Presidentia electors.
107-S7,500 00-Department of public
health-(Seate board of health).
108-$56, ,600-Regulatory division
food and beverage department.
109-$2,000-Premium on bonds of
stae officials.
11O-$4, W0-Expenses Of dele
gates to national nominative conven-
tions.
111-$2o,O 900 Pure seed labora-
tory, agricultural college, Fargo.
112-$22,230-S historical So
ciety.
s. B. 1ls- sperry (Ind,) Brrleigh.
By request. Appropriates $54, 900
out of the state highways fund to be
paid in aiding to build the Bismarck
Mandan bridge across the Missouri
river, This should be paid soon to
cut of interest, according to the
stats highway department. Nearly
$50, 900 in interest has already been
paid on the bridge because money
for construction was not appropriate
ed in time, according 10 the depart
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CLEAR LAKE
TOWNSHIP

Mr.. and Mrs. o. N. Nelson John
blrkeland. Misses Jane and Grace
Jensen we're weekend visitors at
the capital city.
Mrs. Maud Meyer and son tseorre,
of Beach. arrived Saturday and viii
spen some time visiting with Mrs.
Hans Dahl and Matilda Moyrr.
Frank Young and son, who have
been guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Chas.
Young. returned to their respective
home Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Rise of LIE n
township spent several days of last
week at the capitol city. While in
the city Mrs. Rise had the misfor-
tune to slip and fall, fracturing an
arm. She was Immediately taken to
the Bismarck hospital, where she is
reported as resting easily.
Mr.. and Mrs. f. A. Van Vleet spent
Sunday at the jorhus
home in Lien township.
Mrs. John Birkeland and daughter
Gale, spent Monday and Tuesay at
tending to business matters at Bis
marck.
A very enjoyable party was held
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Christ
Schoon Saturday evening. There was
a large attendance and very pleas
ant social time was enjoyed by all.
The time rapidly passed as the even
ing was enjoyed by dancing and
cards. At midnight hot coffee, sand
wiches and cake were serxed.
= Mrs. Henry Nelson, Hazel and Cliff
ford Nelson were entertained Sunday
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Martin
Olanson.
Mr.. and Mrs. Martin Ambers pleas
antly entertained at Sunday dinner
Mr.. and Mrs. L. B. Olson and Miss
Nora. -,
Ruby Hogstad, two-year-old daugh-
ter of Mr. and Mrs. Alfred Hogstad,
who has been quite i'll with pneu-
monia is reported as getting along
nicely. sA
4a|
Mr.. and Mrs. Christ Schoon had
as their guests several days the first
of the week, Mr.. and Mrs. Jens HaE-
son and family, Mr.. and Mrs. Albert
Hanson of Kidder county.
Mrs. M. Syverson passed quietly
away at her home Thursday of last
week, after a long period Of suffer,
ing. She is survived by he'd hus-
band, one daughter and three sons,
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Provides for the issuance of $10,-
100000 worth of state bands for the
purpose of paying off depositor Of
closed banks in the state.
S. B. 118. Baker, is-a separate
measure designed to amend the pre-
sent Guaranty Fund commission act
so as to-. make four assessments per
year possible of one eighth of one
percent each upon the average daily
deposits of state bonds, funds so de-
rived to be used in paying off the
principle and interest on the bonds
provided for in S. B. 1T. Addition
al funds Aecessary would be raised
by state taxation upon levy by the,
state board. Of equalization.
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>JBALDWIN

Miss Edna Renfrow returned the
litter part of the week from her home
at Turtle Lake, where she had been
called by the death Of her neice. Dur
ing Miss Renfro.v's absence the
granular school pupils had vac.
tom.
Mrs. Barney Muggy, who has been
very ill at her home near here is
some improved at this writing.
Marion Rishus hauled several loads
of coal from the Wilton mines to the
Baldwin people last week.
Raymond Burkhart, who makes his
home with the Walter Burkhart fam
lily was caller in Baldwin Wednes-
day afternoon.
Pete Lipps was a business caller
IN Baldwin Monday.
Fred Klawitter of the Burnt Creek
district was business caller in
Baldwin Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Willie Borner were
shopping in Baldwin Saturday afte,.
noon.
3 John Eliason, farmer. was a busi-
ness caller here the forepart Of the
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. w. Spitzer and
family, who live near Arnold were
guests at the Jake Spitzer home
north. of here last Sunday.
John Monroe and family spent
Sunday at the home Of Mr.. and Mrs.
George Swick.
Mike Smith and Nels Merrill left
the fore part Of the week for the
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News of Our Neighbors

capital city, where they went on bus.
| mess.
| Archie Borkhart, who stays at the
liver Christensen home was in town
Saturday.
Miss Lucille Roseberg was shor.
ping in Baldwin Saturday aftern oUn
Ray Scott of near Painted Woods,
was caller in Baldwin Monday.
Philip Lamb and Edward Hatch
were callers in Baldwin the fore part
Of the week.
Several of our business men went
to Bismarck the latter part of the
week to see how the legislature was
getting along.
Walter Simonds and frankie Koch
er of the Painted Woods distric,
were business callers here one day
last week.
Englebrit Tuft of Cromwell tow,.
snip was seen on our streets the
fore part Of the week.
Richard and Herman Kickul were
callers in Baldwin Saturday.
Lois Klawitter was shopping in
Baldwin the fore part of the week.
l.. c. Wiles was business caller
in Baldwin Monday and Tuesday, re-
turning home to Wilton Wednesday
morning. .....
Palmer Strandemo was business
caller in Baldwin the latter part o.
the week, visiting at the home Of his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Z. Z. Strand
emo before he left.
Oscar Satter was a business caller
here the first Of the week.
Cecil Mount was caller here Sat
urday afternoon and evening.
Fred and Otto Houge were busi-
ness callers in Baldwin the fore. part
Of the week.
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prcpriations committee. As. follows
for biennial period 1923-25.
91-$6O0-North Dakota Poultry
association.
92-$332.090-State training school
Mandan.
90 -$1.ooo-state board Of par
dons.
94-$11. 400 Minimum wage,
healtn and morals Of woman work
ers.
95 $1O,OO0-Florence Crittendon
Home. Fargo.
9-$18, 8,0OO-Farmers' Institutes.
9S-$12,548- Stamping out ven
ereal diseased.
Bills Passed
n. B. v23 (Heaton and Burkart}A
Providing procedure fors investiga-
ton Of alleged crimes before arrest
is made, permitting certain officials
to compel testimony concerning vio-
lations. Passed. - to 26.
H. B. 55 (Lackey) Reducing max
imum imprisonment for violation Of
dary laws from 80 days to 80 days
Passed 100, to 0.
H. B. 43 (Trubshaw) Extending
recall Of city officials to cities under
councilmanic form. Passed 95 to IL.