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The Washington times., 1923-09-22

Filling Station )

It's Easy enough TO add sto tiaines.
THAT have Greedy been Invented.
It's easy enough to coilect the cash
From the house that's butt and
rented
It's easy erlOrg Into spend the dough
That some one else Has earned
Bpt it's mighty hard Is use tho
facts
THAT some one else hass learned.
It's easy enough b learn Fto swim.
When smother holds your head.
Itss easy enough "a enjoy vour
sleeps
hen another makes the bed.
It's easy enough to Be Iiberaf.
When another pays the bills
But Il 4 ciurn hard to enjoy YOUR
When the driver Il after thrills.
It's easy enough to eat the fruit.
That some one else has rroyura
It's easy enough To follow the way.
That some one else has shown.
It's easy enough to fit the paT.t.
no the place that II was made for,
But It's. doBsgone hard to own The
car,
that somebody slse has paid Tor.
IT'S easy enough TO uss the hook. !.
That some one puts the bait On.
It's easy enough to accept the
goods.
That SONS one pays the frsighs
on.
It's easy. enough Tor b girI to eat,
Rho has a fish 10 feed her,
But It's hard Tor the speeder to sen
the cop,
Who's paid 70 cell the speeder.
May Heaven speed the day Sc the
practical aerOplane. For then the
detour will be no more.
IT begins, to look like the fellow
who named I'll 4 'ssafety zone ygai
either = cynic' aa satirists or 3 PLAIN
Electrical systems have nov been
a0 perfected that IL is almost I'M.
| possible Tor one to be shocked IN
them. Sopnehcdy VII eventually
Iacconnplfsh the same result in son.
ImectiOn with the repair blII
It's easy enouk ii to be piea ant
lIJllworried. BY tro1ble 0r IS,
But the man worth Will
The Washington times., 1923-09-22

ofOr veIli ore now used foI
transport work III 1l4 countries d
the world
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09
THE EPISCOPAL CHURCH

Sunday, November l1th, Armistice
and American Legion Day.
Note: The morning services will
begin Is minutes before eleven, 80
that the congregation, with others
throughout the land, may observe the
Great Silence ut eleven o'clock.
Members Of the American Legion
Auxiliary will assemble before the
service at the home Of Mrs. Nellie B.
Summers, next door to the church.
Order Of Service:
lO:l5-Procession, 1.-THE Son of God
goes Forth to War;" and other
hymns II time allows. ~
IL a. m.-Silence for two minutes.
The Lords Prayer-"Old Hundred
240."
Psalms 46, 65, 67-Scripture Lesson
Hymn-"Ye Watchers and Ye Holy
Ones"
Hmm 428-"True America"
Apostles Creed-Prayers
Address by Legion Chaplain, Rev.
Bernard Geiser.
Solo-Miss L. n. Kehmeier.
Recessional-" inward Christian
Soldiers"
The public is cordially invited.
There will be no services in the
evening.
Wednesday, November II, Holy
Communion at 2 and 8 q. m.
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09
Once Again

The women of the Catholic Church
have arranged for n three-days ba-
zaar, to be held on Thursday, Friday
and Saturday of next week, in the
room next to the Republican office.
Aprons, dresses, rugs. quilts, pill
low cases, towels luncheon set baby
toggery, lingerie, and q fine display OF
handmade fancy articles will be on
sale at reasonable prices. A fish
pond will be in operation: Home-cook:
ed food will be on sale Friday, and
home made candy will also be sold.
On Saturday evening, from $3.50 to
500 o'clock, q fine chicken supper will
be served in l. O. o. F. Hall at sixty
cents per plate. The ladies will ap.
preciate your patronage.
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09
Mesdames Lasbbrook and Mcpopald

Mesdames Lashbrook and Mcdonald
were hostesses to the Isabella Tourist
Club Tuesday afternoon, at the LASH
brook home. The program was n
yer interesting one, taking up sub
jects on how to make the home more
attractive and how to make the best
Of what one has. Each lady was to
answer roll call, telling what the
favorite picture in her home was. In
teresting papers were given by Mrs.
L. Rouviere and Mrs. Tom Doyle.
Mrs. Mullin recited Edgar Guests at
Takes A Heap % Living"
Delicious refreshments were served
and social and profitable afternoon
spent.
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09

Miss Ruth Perry came up from Del
Ia recently to visit few days with
her Gunnison friends before going TO
Santa Fe, New Mexico, where she
will make her home. Her parents
will meet her her and they will make
the trip overland to New Mexico.
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09

The Community Church Executive
Committee will meet next Monday,
at 7:30 p. m, at the Church. All can
vassers for the church budget are
asked to have reports ready at that
time. Those who have not been call
ed upon and who wish to make pledg-
es, may secure cards at H. H. Fogg's.
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09

Vim. Hyde and wife, accompanied
by Mr.. Hyde's mother departed on
Wednesday In their car for MARSHALL
town. NO., where they will remain un-
til the first Of the year. Mrs. Hyde
has been employed in the First Ma
tional Bank in Gunnison, and Mr..
Hyde for some time has been working
in Jorgensen's Cash Grocery.
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09

Delta has q new under sheriff says
the Independent, and in reporting the
incident states-"Sherif Davis and
undersheriff Guy Merritt engaged in
a heated argument which terminated
in a one-round fistic combat early
Tuesday morning. Mr.. Merritt re-
signed and II. b. Vanocker has been
appointed undersherif in his stead"
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09

A. J. Broderick and family are oc-
cupying one Of the apartments in the
former DR.. Macintosh residence, now
owned by Mrs. G. T. Murray. Mr..
Broderick Is the new trainmaster, re-
Gently from Salt Lake City.
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09

Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Winters are re-
joicing over the arrival of an So
pound son and heir, born at Salida
on Thursday Of this week. All con-
cerned doing nicely. Congratuiations
are in order.
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09

Mrs. John Addington. niece Of Mrs.
S. J. Miller, passed thru the city or
Tuesday evening on her way to join
her husband, who is attending the
University at Boulder. Mrs. Adding
ton will be remembered as Miss Amy
Adams of Montrose.
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09

Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Carnahan are
down from Taylor Park for the win
ter. Mr.. Carnaham has charge OF
the Taylor Park ranger station.
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09

FOR SALE-Four room house, mod
ern except furnace. Located neaf
college. Price right for quick turn.
S8tf G. w. HUGHES
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09

Mr.. and Mrs. Phil Handy of Crested
Butte were in Gunnison Monday, Mr.
Handy having some dental work done.
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09
r. Ax--- ,,-- A.
- Around the Town d u &

Miss Dorothy Delo spent several
days in Crested Butte, visiting Mrs.
Thurston Hatch this week.
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09

GIFTS FOR YOUNG AND OLD.
At the Community Christmas
Bazaar. December 6-7-S. IS
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09

Mr.. and Mrs. Darbcy are occupying
the Causey house for a time. M.
Darbey is one of the officials on the
bridge gang that is operating here.
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09
LOST AND FOUND

LOST-Between News Champion and
Postofice, five dollar bill in un-
sealed envelope. Reward for return
to this office. 45
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09

FOR Sheep, three to four
hundred good, young breeding ewes
VERNON BROWN, Gunnison, Col.
45
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09

After a pleasant visit here. Mrs.
Henry johnson departed Wednesday
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09

Miss Edith Ashley, who was called
home TO Pueblo last week. owing u
the death Of her grandmother, return
ed Wednesday morning.
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09

TURKEY SHOOT-at the Frank
Dunn ranch November II, commenc-
ing at 10 .. m. Lunch at the house.
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09
CHURCH NOTICES
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE SERVICE

Sunday. II q. m. Sunday school. e:45
= m, Wednesday, 500 + m. Reading
Room 2 TO- s p. m. Wednesday and
Saturday.
Building. ~
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09
PLAYER PIANO
To Be Sacrificed

A modern playerpiano Of high quality
left on our hands in public ware
house will be closed out at big
discount. No reasonable offer Of
price and terms refused. Write to-
day for full information To the
KNIGHT-CAMPBELL MUSIC CO.,
43-A5-47 Denver, Colorado.
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09

n. B. Herrick drove to Pitkin or
business Thursday.
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09

COME TO A TURKEY SHOOT-At
Almont Sunday, November ls. ut
1000 a m. Coffee and sandwiches
free. MRS. J. W. BRITAIN.
1916 80
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09
GOLD BAND BUTTER

FOR SAILS room house, furni-
ture, and ten lots. Inquire REX
CLARK, or phone 52W. 4S
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09

TURKEY SHOOT-About 65 turkeys
and several goblers. November is,
at ]. II. EILEBRECHT RANCH on
Ohio Greek. Shooting at 10
o'clock with free lunch at noon.
10
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09
Want Ads

rates. csnt . word each inssr-
oon. Ten cents minimum. Pieaso
send cash or stamps il possible, Il
vii save bookkeeping for both Of uA
Classified forms close at noon Friday.
Blaekfsee Type Q wsrd.
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09
CATHOLIC CHURCH NOTICE

Sunday Masses $3.50 and 1880 a. m.
Rosary, Benediction and instruction
every Sunday Evening ct 7:30.
Mass on week days ct 500 a. m.
Catechism for the children, Sunday
ct 1:3O p. m, Tuesday and Thursday
at l:16 p. m.
instruction for adults every Mon
day evening ut 8: o'clock at the Rec
tory.
There will be Q Requiem Mass at
st. Peters Catholic Church on Satur-
day, at nine o'clock a M, for tie
happy repose Of the souls Of all who
gave their lives in the Great War.
Appropriate music. AL are welcome.
REV. JAMES T. CorTER Pastor.
THE COMMUNITY CHURCH
william I. Jones, Pastor.
Services Sunday, November 11th.
Sunday School Convention all day.
Sunday.
II .. M, "Our Supreme Task" by
Mrs. n. R. Shaw, Supt. Of the
do Sunday School Council
Solo-"Rest," ----------- Sheldon
BY Thurston Hatch
Anthem-3C Crown Him With Many
Crowns" -------------W Wilson
7:3O p. m.-"C Conserving Spiritual Re-
sults," by J. G. Arnold, General
Secretary, Colo. Sunday School
Council.
Solo-sCod that Madest Earth and
Heaven,s old airs. w. Mckinley
Choral Hymn by the Quartet
Mrs. JofHsnsen, Mss Match, 4r.
McKinley and Mr.. Machlan.
8 =. M; 9:45 q m; 2:30 p. M; and
$50 p. M, in three divisions.
Childrsn's Division under Mrs. Shaw
Young peoples, under M. Arnold
Admit and administration, under
Rev. J. B. Donaldson, Field Rep3e-
sentative of Christian Edue4t5on
for tie Presbyterian churches.
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09

DON'T FORGET The Community Aid
Society Bazaar on December 9Th,
9TH and Sth. with their usual stock
of well selected Christmas gifts on
sale. ~ IS
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09

TURKEY SHOOT-At David Easter
ly ranch on Ohio Creek. Sunday
November 25th. Shooting starts
at one. Thirty-fve fine fat turks.
44-47
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09

THE COMMUNITY AID SOCIETY
will meet next Wednesday, Nov. IA.
at the church. A large attendance
is urged, and that each one bring
some article for the bazaar to
work on.
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09
FOR SALE
GOLD BAND BUTTER

TARGETS-for Turkey Shoots, !
cent each at News-Champion office
or by mail.
Gunnison news-champion., 1923-11-09

FOR SALE-Hampshire and Lincoln
Bucks. F. ID. CARPENTER,
1916 Sapinero, Colo.
Evening star., 1923-01-05
SECOND DEFICIENCY
BILL PASSES HOUSE
&c. 900, 900 Amendment to
Speed Criminal Trials in
U. S. Courts Lost.

Carrying a total of s74,645,674, of
which more than half is for refund
of internal revenue taxes illegally
preparation bill for the present fiscal
year was passed by the House yester-
DAY.
Attempt was made by Representa-
tive John Philip Hill of Maryland TO
add 100000 for use in immediate
prosecution of as many OF the 172,349
criminal cases pending June 80 last
in the federal courts as are still on
the docket The proposed amendment
was rejected on a point of order.
While Mr.. Hill was calling attention
which. he contended, was due to pro-
hibition cases, Representative Byrns,
democrat, Tennessee, ranking demo-
crat of the appropriations committee,
declared that much of this could be
clc1red up with appointment by the
additional federal judges, recently
authorized by Congress.
$42.43O.OOO Tax Refund Item.
The item for refund of taxes was
S42.43o.000. and was based on state
committee by Treasury officials.
Chairman Madden pointed out that
while it might seem large, the gov
ernment was recovering about $685.
100000 a month as a result of inves-
LEGATIONS and audits.
1t developed that a 1887 typewrit-
ten page report, sent to the Speaker
by Secretary Mellon early in December,
and giving the names of firms and in
dividuals entitled to refunds, had been
referred to the ways and means COM
mittee and had not figured in appro-
priations committee calculations.
A member of the House said there
were fifty names to a page, that the
total amount due, as set forth in the
Secretary's report, was around $33,-
100000, in sums ranging from 81 to
more than s., 600. 900. 600. There were no
addresses of individuals, and the name
First National Bank" he said appear
ed seven times, with no indication as to
city. The report was not printed or
considered by the ways and means
committee.
Evening star., 1923-01-05

automobiles and trucks, il is recon-
mended that the parking regulations
be simplified in two rules says the
report.
That all vehicles on streets less
than eighty feet wide, except one
way streets, shall park parallel to
the curb.
That on all other streets in the
restricted parking districts. except
where trees occupy the center OF the
street, all vehicles shall park at an
angle of As degrees with the wheel
touching the curb"
Thieves and JOY Riders.
Commenting on joy riders and the
registration of automobiles. the re-
port reads:
Thieves and JOY riders are the
same thing. The thief steals prop
erty, the joy rider leaves property
damaged and frequently ruined, and
to life and 10 property. The none
tary damage caused is usually much
greater than the amount necessary
for a grand larceny charge.
Your committee implores more
rigid and severe penalties for joy
riders and thieves. and deplores the
leniency of the courts in many cases.
A light sentence or probation to a
Joy rider is an invitation to second
offense.
10 Cneck thleFlnS we earnestly
request that steps be taken to secure
laws requiring registration of all au-
tomobiles bought and sold. The title
to same should be recorded after
each sale and a bill of sale should be
required to establish ownership.
"A regulation should be adopted re-
quiring the return to the license bu-
reau Of the District licenses from a
used car, which has been sold. before
a new set will be issued to the new
owner for the same car. Similar laws
are now in effect in New York, New
Jersey, Pennsylvania and Virginia,
as well as Maryland"
Members of Committee.
The committee, which is composed
of the following, will meet once a
week until the entire report is COM
pleted: Alexander A. Britton, Emanuel
Baumgarden, Chaplin B. Bauman, s.
c. Cissel. J. B. Gregg Curtis. William
Rellis, E. J. Febrey, r. G. Fletcher,
Capt. Colin Flather. w. P. Jacobs,
Murray l. Clifford, Inspector w. H.
Harrison, Ringlod Hart, william E.
Luckett, Judge ]. r. Mcmahon, George
H Macdonald, w. Reed MacGill,
Charles w. Morris, Claude Bowen.
T. O'Conner, Carl J. Quentell, George
Pitt, William E. Reed, L. L. Reeves,
Charles F. Roberts, Harry w. Taylor,
C. w. Thompson, Charles f. Tribby,
Wilmont w. Trew, c. j. Walker, Will
liam II. Waters. Max Walten. George
II. Watson, Edwin West, jr., and Will
liam E. Wise.
Evening star., 1923-01-05

red when coming to stop similar to
system now used in Cleveland, Ohio,
and being tried out in Baltimore. Md.
Safety zones should be plainly
marked at street car stops at points
If heavy traffic, even in the outlying
streets, for instance 14th street as
far as Park road and Connecticut
avenue at Woodley road, Cathedral
and Newark streets.
painted lines, standards or metal
markers set in the pavement should
he used and pedestrians required to
stand in safety zones or remain on
he sidewalk"
The committee points out that with
safety zones established pedestrians
will be safe and automobiles Will be
able to pass around street cars at
distance of eight feet.
Oppose "safety Islands,
Removal OF the alleged safety ISL
ands" now in force at 10th and U
streets is requested by the committee.
which believes that with New Hamp-
shire avenue one way south between
L and T streets. and one way north
between u and v streets, congestion
at this point will be materially re-
lieved, and that the islands are of mo
earthly use" inasmuch as they do
nothing but block traffic.
Thomas Circle also came under fire
of the committee, and it is recon-
mended that the park be widened,
leaving approximately 45-foot road
way.
In regard to parking, the commit
tee recommends that one-hour park
ing should prevail in the downtown
section of the city, but with the pro-
vision that such regulation be
strictly enforced. This one-hour
parking would apply, according to the
committee, at all points in the con-
gested district, with the exception of
hackstands and in front Of gpvern-
ment reservations
"On account of the numerous spe-
cial requirements for angles and po-
sition at various places in parking
Evening star., 1923-01-05
COLOMBIAN HERO
IN HALL OF FAME
Bust of Gen. Santander, Gift
to Pan-AmeriCan Union,
Formally Accepted.
CEREMONY AT UNWILLING
Minister Olaya Makes Presentation.
Secretary Hughes Accepts, in
Presence of Brilliant Throng.

anna brilliant gathering of am
passadors, ministers, members OF the
diplomatic corps, Army and Navv Of
hciais and other distinguished per-
sons' secretary of State Hughes ac-
cepted' on behalf of the governing
BOARD of the Pan-American Union. a
Slft from the Republic of Colombia in
the form of a bust of one of the rreat
colombian national heroes. Gen. Fran
CISCO De Paula Santander. at a recep-
uon held at the Pan-Amcrican build
ing last night
Minister OIaya Presents Gift.
with the picturesque interior of the
uu!talnS Respondent with brilliant
from Colombia. ENRIQUE Olava. made
.nc presentation of tho bust of his
country great general to the Pan
american Union. Immediately follow
LIE the acceptance of the gift by
SeSretary Hughes, Nine. Olaya un-
Neiied' 10 the strains of the Colombian
rational anthem, the likeness of Gen.
eahtander Mrs. Fred Page Tibbits.
granddaughter of Gen. Santander,
placed wreath on the bust.
Lauds Gen. Santander.
secretary of State Hughes, in his
speech, said:
AT a time when the processes of
republican government were still in
formative stage, Santander i'm
pressed upon his people the impor-
lance OF forming government of
laws and not of men, and it was
through his interchangeable labors that
the foundations were laid for those
guarantees of personal liberty in the
institutions of justice upon which the
greatness of your country must in
eVitably depend. The lesson that he
taught is still the lesson that the
world needs" he declared.
Secretary Hughes said the words
of Santander. You hav won your
independence by your arms. you will
keep your liberties by your laws"
should be inscribed on the portals of
every capitol and in the hearts of all
who love their country.
Life of Leader Outlined.
The Colombian minister in his
presentation outlined the life of his
country's famous leader and said
that the walls of the Pan American
building had been and in future
would be witnesses to the great
movements in the interest of inter-
of the greatness of the American
nations.
The bust of Gen. Santander. who.
in 1910. entered the service of his
country in its struggle for inde-
pendence and in 1928 was appointed
it's minister at Washington, though
unable to serve, and in 1882 his
nations S president, was placed in the
that the walls of the Pan-American
building, where it will repose with
other likenesses of famous South and
Central Americans
Following the ceremonies. re-
ceiving line was formed and the
guests were presented to the minis
ter from Colombia and to Mime.
Olaya.
Evening star., 1923-01-05
BIG LIQUOR SHIPMENT.
100000 Worth of Whisky Sem
From Baltimore to Scotland.

BALTIMORE. Md, January 5-Un-
der heavy guard, 200 barrels of whis-
ky were brought here from a distiI-
lery at Cockeysville. Nd, yesterday
and loaded upon a steamship for
Leith, Scotland. Customs officials and
city policemen stood guard while the
liquor, said to be more than ten years
old and valued at 100000, was being
transferred 10 the ships hold.
Much mystery surrounded the trans
action. To head off a possible attempt
by raiders to seize the whisky, stories
had been set af1oat within the last
few days of the expected arrival of
big consignment of the beverage from
Kentucky for export to Scotland
Reports of it's progress from the Blue
Grass state were given out, and when
the sailing Of the ship was delayed
one day the arrival of the whisky
was delayed" to lessen the risk it
was declared would be run if it were
permitted to remain long at Locust
Point SO its arrival was timed to
permit loading the last thing before
the vessel sailed.
Evening star., 1923-01-05
PERFUMES IN TOMB
OF PHAROAH RETAIN
SCENT 5000 YEARS
Rr the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
LUXOR, Egypt, January 5.-Periumes
which still retain their scent after a
lapse of more than 5000 years were
found in four alabaster vases removed
yesterday from the outer chamber of
the tomb of King Tutenkhamun. It is
believed that the perfumes, which are
somewhat musty, were intended for use
in amounting the kings body.
Each of the vases was carved from a
single block of translucent alabaster
through which the sun sparkled when
the treasures were brought into the
light of day after their long seclusion-
1t is evident that the blocks from which
the vases were carved were chosen with
the greatest care. as each is flawless.
The carved openwork handle of each
jar formed part of the whole block.
Evening star., 1923-01-05

PHILIP 81. McKESNA.
Vice President OF said corporation
Fl. r. CLARK, Secretary.
Evening star., 1923-01-05
SPECIAL NOTICES.

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN THAT. AT A
meeting OF the stockholders OF the Chemical
Products Company, corporation created and
organized under the laws of the state Of West
Virginia, held at Congress Heights. Washing
ton, y. c., the thirteenth day OF Decem-
her 1922, the following resolutions were
adopted:
Resolved. First. that the Chemical Products
Company. corporation created and organized
under the laws OF the state of West Virginia,
does hereby discontinue business as corpora
tion and surTenders TO said state its charter
snd corporate franchises. The board OF direc-
tors, who are as follows: A. G. Mckenna,
president: r. N. McEenna, vice president;
Lewis J. Firth. Corrorsn Thorn and Harry F.
Clark. secretary and treasurer, will proceed
n convert the propepty, chooses in action and
ell assets of this corporation into cash. set
aside sufficient moneys to pay on and dis
charge all its debts. liabilities and obliga-
lions and pay the same, and after fully dis
charging such debts. liabilities and obliga-
tious or setting aside sufficient cash TO pay
the same, they shall divide the remainder
rata with their several holdings. but no pay
ment shall he made to any stockholder until
sitter the publication Of notice hereinafter
Resolved. Second. that the vice president Of
the corporation cause notice of the adoption
Of the foregoing resolution to be published in
some newspaper of general circulation, pub
1lshed near the principal Office place OF
business OF this corporation a week for
these resolutions to the secretary Of the state
OF West Virginia, and deliver TO him certi6-
cate showing the publication of said notice, as
provided by law.
Resolved, Third. that. iu the settlement and
winding up of this corpora tion, the board of
directors may appoint such committees from
their own members employ such agents and
employees. pay such compensat tions and do all
other things that they may consider advisable
and proper. That all actions OF the board
ssIt he governed by the present bylaws of
the company.
Given under my hand this thirteenth day Of
December, 1922.
PHILIP NJ McKENNA.
Nice President Of said cnrnnraiinn