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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-28
Lamping Refuses
to Return Funds

THO Seattle port commission Il
standing behind Col. George u.
LamplnR in his refusal 20 return tho
tsos,2s listed on tho ports books M
Legislative expenses" 90 tho port
treasury. As has been demanded By
Attorney General John II. Dunbar.
Port Attorney Edgar c. Snyder has
been directed 10 take tho matter up
with the attorney general and I; Is
believed a settlement can be made.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-28
Open Land Tracts
to Ex-Service Men

WASHINGTON. April 2s.-Two
small tracts OF public land we're
opened today by the department OF
the interior TO ex.service men. One
consists OF 100 acres OF hilly land
covered with pine timber in Custer
county. Colorado The other totals
1872 acres in Oregon and is described
as high and rough grazing land.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-28
Regulars Inspect
University r. o. T. c.

After rigid military inspection
At the hands OF three regular army
officers Friday. the reserve officers
training corps OF the University OF
washington was pronounced weil.
drilled and soldierly organization.
Batteries a ana c won Individual
trophies in the competitive drills.
Glasses In all branches OF military
tactics were visited by the cxamin.
ing officers. Tho inspection board
included Mas. Ralph Klngman. In.
fantry. U. $. A.; Henry T. Bun. cav.
airy, L. s. A. and Harry L. Jordan.
infantry. U. s. A.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-28
Will Take School
Census Next Week

A census Of all persons between
tho ages OF and II who are now
residents OF Seattle will be taken,
beginning next Tuesday. under tho
supervision Of the school board.
The census will include all persons
OF school age. whether they are at.
tending school or not. and ID for tho
purpose Of determining revenue pay
able BY the state and county. The
state IL required to furnish so for
each child in the city OF school
age, and the county $40.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-28
Lewis Will Erect
Centralia Memorial

CENTRAL1A. April 2S.--Alonao
Victor Lewis. Seattle sculptor. was
granted contract yesterday by tho
contralia Memorial association to
erect the state memorial 10 four ex-
service men who were shot in the
1919 Armlstice day parade Tho
memorial will cost about $4,000.
Tho statue will be about 10 fout
high and viii depict an American
infantryman, in full war rcenlln,
standing ON guard. 1t common.
CRATES the death of Warren o
Grimm. Dale Hubbard, hen Casa.
granda and Arthur MoElfrcsh.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-28
Yelled Man Held
In Stabbing Case

LYONS. France. Aprii ss.-Afser
allie. Jeanne RenAud had been
stabbed hy a person dressed In wom-
ans clothes and heavily yelled. nit
ed sultor OF the giri was arrested.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-28
Oppose Purchase Of
Shipbuilding Site

Purchase b. the port Of the Skin.
ner q Eddy Shipbuslding site was or.
posed Friday by the Taxpayers
league. tho Tax Reduction Council
and the Federated Improvement
clubs at a joint soaslon held in the
Good Eats cafeteria.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-28
Portland Professor
Will Lecture Here

Dr. Edward o. sissou. Of tho de-
partment OF philosophy IN Reed col.
iers. Portland. Ore. VIII deliver
three lectures on ''Evoluuon and
Ethics at tho Institute for Re-
lIlgious Education TO be held in the
University Unitarian church fro m
May 70 IL.
These lectures win be open 10 the
lnubfIe
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-28
Robert Grass Wife
Is Granted Divorce

Mrs. June Grass vna granted a
divorce from state Senator Robert
Grass in Judge Calvin :. Halls dc
partment OF superior court Friday.
The hearings on the divorce wcrc
held in Judge Halls chambers dur.
ing intcrmissions Of the WaicFhous-
trial The divorce suit was nlcd
several weeks ago.
Mrs. Grass waA given her maiden
name OF June Paul. The couple was
married AZ Thurman. la. June ?.
1915. There are no children, A pro
pcrty settlement was effected out
Of court.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-28
Letter Carriers
Hold Annual Ball

Seattle letter carriers viii lay
aside the mall pouch long enough
saturday night to tris the lisht
fansasic at the Masonic auditorium.
Harvard and Pine.
Thc dance win bc the .sth annual
hall Of the mall carriers relief or
ganisaticn. Dancing viii start a.
o'clock.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-28
M WANDA yoN KETTLER

We said yesterday that much more
detail concerning tho final city mar,
bic tournament was 10 follow.
And Aitho AZ the time We knew
that fthe half had mot been told
In regard 10 May B--shai day on which
seas,ie's five playground champions
arr to learn just which ono Of them
IA TO attend the national tournament
a, Atlantic City. y. J.. In June--we
were no, aware Of all that was TO
happen within the "a hours that
Nrrc 20 follow.
The telephone huzzed.
Carl Rclter. manager OF the Moore
theater, on tho wire.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-28

PEORIA. H., April ss.-F'or beat.
ing horse with a club 80 that II
could not turn in its stall. Henry
Kellar was sent 10 jail for two
months.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-28
Memory Failed Him
Entirely in Court

NEW YORK. April :7.--@T don't
remember nothing about nothing"
said Hugh c, Mann when arraigued
for drunkenness and assault.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-28
THERE WILL be
BIG TIiE.ATER PARTY

said he. 4 see where the date for
tho final game has been set. It's
too bad. isn't Il. that all five Of tho
boys can't ho city champions. How.
tr--lxxz---bxxx--'
And he coutlnned--io offer a most
delightful suggestion and. incident.
ally. an Invitation. Tho boys - all
five Of them. regardless 81 who
proves 20 be victorious IN the May
s gamc--arc 20 be tho honorrd guests
at tho Moore theater on the after.
noon Of Saturday. May -. They arc
10 have a box party. to be followed
Which reminds Us that VIC haven't
ms yet told about Jim Boldi, Of the
Boidt Restaurants company. he Ap-
pearod on the scene just a little
after the phone call was compictcd.
Suppose he suggested. 'that We
give thoac five marble boys a party
you know. a dinner--a feed HUH
'-oh fine.~ exclaimed We. They'll
b delighted"
Then we asked II thar party--din-
ner--or faed--couid be held on May
| II. following the box party az ihs
Noore kFresd and scttied.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-28
BIKE RACES ARE
Also tn HI. HELD

SO IL happens now that the ccle-
bratlona for those who do not win In
Saturdays final game will not cease
on that day. Tho only one Of them
can 10 to Atlantic city. y. J. In
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-04-28
iiERE is ANOTHER
ONE RECEIVED

And here's another one, ~ is by
Mrs. Eieanor =. Mccieiiand. brcahn
Apartments,
My husband likes my friends,
want my husband to like my
friends.
Hut oouftssy l. al tines mlsun
derstnod
May asked me n l had ever caught
him flirting
Women are 20 entty.
wondered n there was not a
hopeful gieam in her eye.
But I answered tfpthfully.
"Nes--onceF
Not reallyg Did he know you
knew
Indeed he did,
ibid you punish him severely
u don't believe he thinks 20,
what aid you do"
Again ] answered truthfuily.
u married him"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05
Bic CROWD SEES
MOVIE TEAMS
! OPENER
Avenue Grand Defeats Apollo
Theater Outfit in Gram
dali League.

A large and enthusiastic crowd
saw Harry e. Lohmeyer's Avenue
Grand team defeat John B. Upper
mans Apollo nine, IL to 4, in the
game that inaugurated the newly
formed Crandall Baseball Leagues
season at the Union Station plaza.
The four teams comprising the
Crandan league, representing Gran
dalls Avenue Grand, Apollo, Savoy
and York theaters, marched in a
procession from the Avenue Grand
Theater, Sixth and Pennsylvania
Avenue southeast. to the Plaza dia-
mond. led by Harry NJ. Crandall, who
has completely uniformed and
equipped his teams; Joseph P. Nor
ant general manager. The Crandall
dali theaters; Fritz D. HOFFMAN,,
auditor, and John ]. Payette, assist
ant general manager. hTe Crandall
executives and the four teams were
followed by the Boy Scouts Band
and about 200 Avenue Grand rooters.
Approximately the same number
were on hand from Northeast Wash
ington to cheer the Apollo boys from
the side lines.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05
FORDHA|N EASY
FOR HILLTOP
OUTFIT
Georgetown Shuts Out New
York City Crowd, Scoring
Eleven Runs.

Georgetown got away with a fly
Ing start over the Fordhan College
baseball players yesterday in their
game at the Hilltop diamond. land
ing hard on White in the first in
ming and scoring six runs. They
continued their excellent club work
during the remainder of the SEES
sion, with O'Donnel dealing 'em
up for the enemy, and won the
game, IL to o.. The locals got four
teen hits off the collective delivery
of the Fordham pair.
Jones pitched good game for
the GEORGETOWN team, allowing only
five hits. His bad inning was the
second, when he was wild, but
managed to pull through without
permitting a score.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05
Owner Block Makes
Ten-Strike With
KentucI.ians

Ben Block, New York sports
man and owner Of the meteoric
Norwich, went a long way to-
ward eliminating the intersec-
tional prejudice that obtains in
the thoroughbred game, on his
recent visit to Miss DANGER
fields farm at Lexington, KY.
~ am going to enter several
three-year-olds in the Ken
lucky Derby this summer" Mr..
Block is quoted as saying,
purely because I'd dislike to
withdraw from the Derby after
the splendid treatment accord
ed me by Southern people last
season, when Norwich won.
"I am not in racing for the
money accriing from the win
ming of purses. To me. the
friendships formed through par
ticipation in it and the pleasure
derived from the sport are far
more valuable"
Southerners have always
looked askance at Northern own
ers. The idea is prevalent down
below the Mason-Dixon line
that Northern owners are too
commercial in their attitude to-
ward the thoroughbred industry.
Block has materially altered
this viewpoint.
The Blue and Gray are bound
much closer as the result Of his
neat little speech.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05
Women Track Stars
Are Barred From
Olylnpics

Women track and field stars,
who have shattered numerous
records since being taken into
the fold by the N. A. A. u, are
doomed to disappointment if
they have figured on competing
in the 1924 Olympic games at
Paris. The international Olym-
pic committee has decided that
the participation of women will
be confined to tennis and SWIM
ming.
It was the hope Of many of
the clubs which are represented
by women that the rules would
be changed, so as to allow q
competition in track and field,
such as was held at Paris last
August, when England, the
United States, France, and other
nations were represented in the
first meet of it's kind. This
meet was held under the aus
pices of the Federation Sportive
Feminine Internationale.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05
l<IRKWOOD HAS NARROW
ESCAPE IN AIRPLANE

PINEHURST, N. c., April S.
Word reached here from Ellerbe, N.
c., that Joe Kirkwood, the famous
Australian golf wizard, who left
here for Asheville in an airplane
piloted by James B. Cole OF Pitts
burgh, narrowly escaped death
when the plane, caught In an
electrical storm which short cir
Quilted the magnetic, made q forced
landing in a field near Ellerbe.
Kirkwood escaped without any In
jury whatever, according to the
latest report, and Cole, the pilot, got
off with three broken ribs.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05
Meets
VERMONT
TODAY
Blue and Gray Rates Moun-as
taineers as Strongest ~ IN
Team on Schedule. isa

The Vermont University baseball
players will have the center Of the 81
stasa At the T4i,1ton a,anoona todav.t6 81
The Granite State team comes To u
IN 1 tha &c Gao n1 - 'acheduIa. ~. IA
cauae n the veterans IN the tearsrlEg1
and the sterling record they made
last season. ssIsoH
Georgetown viii turn the pitchsg1gl
ing assignment over to jenkins,
the sterling left-hand thrower. froas
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05
MOLINES WIN SECOND
BASEBALL CONTEST

The Molines have now won two
straight games, and are off to a
flying start on the 1928 baseball
campaign. Their latest victim is
the Epiphany Lutheran team. beat
en- by a score Of 8 to 8.
Goldstein. Moline pitcher, famed
fourteen. Danzensky and Hinkle
were star performers. Teams de-
string games with the Molines, who
are in the junior class. should phone
Main $3.50.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05
TREASURY TEAM WILL
PRACTICE TOMORROW

The Treasury team of the De-
partmental League will practice on
the south diamond of the Flllpse
tomorrow afternoon at 5 o'clock.
All members Of last years team
and any new players who wish to
tryout for the nine are requested
to report promptly. Manager Ma
lone reports that there are several
positions open on the team and he
deSiES q fuH attendance.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05
Fielders Drop From
Sight When Ruth
Gets Bat

VICKSBURG, Miss, April 5.
This city boasts one of the
most distinctive baseball parks
in this country, but it is no
great shakes of a field at that.
Around the outfield runs q
ravine and on long hits the
players descend out of sight in
to a wilderness of wild brush.
When Ruth came to the plate
in the game between the Yam
KEGS and Robins here yesterday
you couldn't see the outfielders
at all.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05

NCSAAAANd1Iy 6pOdhIHSS GLlS ulLOElIIs
The gorgeous one really quit to
Dempsey in that million-dollar frolic
over in Jersey. He had taken an
ample sufficiency Of the champions
jolts on his artistic torso, and when
he was knocked down with a clip
on the side Of the head decided to
stay there for the conventional ten.
Paul Journee, his sparring part
ner. was a push-over for Charley
Weinert in his lone appearance in
an American ring. Paul didn't like
them in the body or elsewhere.
Neither did one George Papin,
another entry for whom Descamps,
the neutrality-suspicious., was respon'
sible.
Papin came here as the light
weight champion Of France. lie
mad snappy left and seml,ac.
curate impression OF what the
losers end Of bout with Benny
Leonard would be.
He, therefore, talked in threaten
ing terms about Leonard and sue
ceeded In easing himself into a
match with Lew Tender, who
knocked him off with unseemly
haste. Papin hadn't the slightest
conception of protecting his body,
but he went down talking, the sense
of his conversation being that he
was a badly fouled individual. A
Frenchman, by the way. is never
knocked out-merely fouled.
1t was so with Charley Ledoux,
the bantam, who probably was the
best of the lot. Ledoux managed
to hold his own with most of the
American second raters, but q sock
in the stomach by Kid Williams
ironed him out flat in the fifteenth
round at Tom McCarey's Vernon
arena. Ledoux, of course, was hit
low. A knockout punch below the
chin is too low for the average
Frenchman.
Another fairly good one was
Louis de Ponthieu, the lightweight,
who was the pioneer of all French
invaders.
He came on here about ten or
twelve years ago and proved a
clever boxer against some of our
best. He couldn't punch, how
ever.
ACriqui. according to his record, is
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05
Marine Band to Play
At Legion Track
Carnival

The Marine Band, daddy Of
all the army and navy bands,
will perform at the American
Legion track and field met at
the Central stadium, April 81.
Last year this was one of the
features of the day, and Band
master Santelmann had his full
organization at the stadium.
The regulation band stand
will be moved from the White
lot to the stadium, while a de-
tail of marines from Washing
ton barracks will assist in keep
ing the field clear, so that the
spectators in the stands will
have nothing to interfere with
their vision.
There will be no reserved
seats for the games, other than
a section for the invited guests.
No advance sale of tickets will
be put on.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05
FEDERALS BEAT FORCE
IN SEASONS OPENER

The Federal A. c. opened it's sea-
son yesterday with a 81 to 10 vic
tory over the Force A. c. team. The
midget nine will hook up with the
Park View Midgets on Diamond No,
2 Of the Monument Grounds today.
The Federals are seeking games
with thirteen -fourteen-year-oid teams.
Phone Louis Litman, N-5950 be-
tween and Z.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05
WiIIiams-Webb BUSY,

The Wiliiams-Webb baseball team,
member OF the Commercial League,
will hold a practice session at the
Monument grounds, Diamond No.
2, Friday evening between 5 and
z O'Clock,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05
MARINE BARRACKS SEEKS
FURTHER SANDLoT GLORY

Having won the service football q II
championship Of the District LAST
rine Barracks, hopes to make IT'S
two titles by knocking off all basBat9a
ball rivals this summer.
A strong team is being prepared 80
by Gunnery Sergeant Clark, who's
also is booking games. Challenges re
viii reach him addressed to the Ma 81
rine Barracks, Eighth and streets SA
southeast.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05
Pro Business Better.

Commercial conditions among the
professional golfers have improved
so much in the past year that it
has become possible now for the
professionals to get around as
much as the amateurs.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05

Tha1S part or
the philosophy that goes with
Americas latest form of leading
outdoor insolvency. When Evans
ignored Washington he over
looked the latest field Of anna
tours that ever hid their light
under a bushel.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05
Establishes a Precedent.

Gene Sarazen, the national open
champion, seems to have established
a new precedent among the pro-
fessionals. He paid visit to his
home club last week and actually
played on his own course.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05
CRIOUI RATED ANOTHER
MORNING-GLORY
By DAVIS J. WALSH.

YORK. April 5-Eugene Criqu, the latest Frenchman to
worlds title declared to be the best
but those who prefer horse
will less than nothing Criqu1 comes
of many-aresocked takeit race Of boxers
a Crqui will to France
having nothing the fact that Americans
guible he little nothing for body
punches from Carpenter down the ine
harbor punch the portecochere,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05

Mr.. Ruth, no longer the rolIick-
ing. debonair figure of other days,
Is trying too. hard, the Colonel be-
Iieves. He is pressing, as a golfer
would put it.
1.-The Babe will start hitting as
soon as he icatches hold Of a few
and gets his swing timed" Colonel
Huston declared today.
There is nothing the matter
with him now, except that he is
50 much i'm earnest about his
comeback that he has become
just bit too anxious. In q
couple OF days ne may be club
bling all pitchers impartially.
I'm fact, everything points to
Ruth having a great year. He has
trained down to geo pounds, his
lowest weight in five years, and
is SO determined to rehabilitate
himself that he is overstretching
In his efforts to make good. Once
ne meets a few balls squarely he
VIII be right back in stride.
place no faith in the theory
that Ruth has groove" the Col
onel added. IF he had one, smart
American League pitchers would
nave discovered it long ago.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05

Roaming at liberty around our
municipal landscapes Chick"
could have closed his eyes and
picked ten leading amateurs that
would hold their own in the worst
company in America.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05
Midgets to Play.

The National Midgets will pIay5;a
the H Street Midgets Saturday Qylssis
the North Capitol and 4 streets
diamond. Bernard Bussink, Frank-r
lin 935S, is booking games for the q.
NafinnaIa -
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05
Wintons Seek Game.

The Winton A. G. is looking for
games with fourteen to sixteen-year-
old teams. Phone Jack Childs, Lin
coin 1896 between and 6 o'clock.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05
BABE RUTH, OUTGUESSED,
IS BATTING WEAKLY
IN EXHIBITIONS

NEW YORK 5Acording the best of advces George
Ruth the wenown eformer just beginning realize
nine he wanders dsconsoatey on
through hasn't been hitting the size OF his
supec
variable and mostly worthless
George has had of his old trouble IN
swinging ahead of the is victim OF an
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05

quite a socker in his own right,
and, owing to a reconstructed law
made necessary by German shrapneI,
is said to be immune to punishment
there. He, however, has been
knocked out by Pal Moore, the slap
stick gent from Memphis, and if
you can laugh that one off you are
funnier than a set of sleeve gar
tiers.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05

Blindfolded, he should have no
trouble in identifying his prey by
the conversation which is barred
by both the first and second-class
postal regulations.
Whomever Evans ten sourest
golfers may be, he can find twins
for them right in our proud old
National Capital, which can't be
beat in anything, whether it's
pretty girls or ancient blue laws.
He didn't need to go outside the
barb-w1red confines of the Dis
trict of Columbia to locate those
left-handed spoilers who take
their golf 50 seriously they laugh
themselves to sleep every night.
Why any man has to be a de-
tective to locate the ten most in
different golfers still loose, Is
something for the alienists to de-
eide, not you nor me.
And when Evans puts on his
tortoise-shell ear-muffs to locate
the ten --LATEST notes on the golf
pianoforte, why does he limit the
number to a short dozen when he
could just as easily pick a mil
lion?
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05
Says SKILLET"
Finn, Esq:
When "Chick" Evans Starts
Out to Pick the Ten
BEST" Amateurs, He
Only Has 10, 100000
to Pick From.
By KIRK MILLER.

KIN HICK" EVANS has just
picked the ten best anna.
tours on either side Of the
globe. Admitting that there is
such a thing as a best amateur"
Chick evidently hasn't visited
Washington lately.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05

aggravated case OF puIllHS.
Pitchers OF both the Brooklyn
Dodgers and the New Orleans Peli-
cans have outguessed him without
trouble and are pitching to him
boldly under the impression that
the groove" the Giant staff is
alleged to have discovered during
successive worlds series is fact
and not fiction.
Col. T. l.. Huston, half owner
Of the prize exhibit, does not hold
with this, however. The Colonel
has viewed with adequate con-
Germ the unrequited efforts of his
manly star and believes he has
the answer.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05

Golfers are like poets-two kinds
good and bad. And YOU can
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05
85c and 81 Silk Neckwear, 45c

Solid colors in black brown and blue. Stripes,
figures, various color combinations in immense
assortment. Made in the regular 85c and ST.
fashion and priced at 45c to conform with
Anniversary requirements.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-05

count the good
ones on the
digits of any
body's left nitt.
There is no
middle ground
in golf. If you
don't belong in
the fairw q y.
your home is in
the rough. Coin
has but two
sides; heads and
tails. You never
see one flip on
its rim and re-
main neutral.