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Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-13

Isaac Whiffle owned a boat that
was full of life and pep, and twas
woe betide the shoat that forgot
to watch his step. Down the high
ways he would race with the throttle
opened wide and the pilgrims
they would chase, looking for q
place to hide, One fine morn he
cranked it up and adown the road
he flew, killing Spangler's brind-
led pup and vagrant hen or two,
Up the pike big car came-Isaac
failed to hear its toot-ran head-On
into the same striking it upon the
snoot. From the wreck they pulled
poor Ike, deader than the king of
France, laid him there beside the
pike, poor old cuss his name was
Pance. Yet the people did not
mourn, they were glad he kicked the
pail and no more his raucous horn
sounds its foot ore Hill and vale.
Ike now sleeps beneath the sod /;
no one weeps for him, | wot; ia this
land so fair and broad all are
glad that he was caught. There
are other Isaacs rash who are shy
on common sense-some fine day
there'll be crash and they'll dec
crate a fence. As men gather up
the mess for the coroner to view
twill be done with happiness and
they'll hum tune or two. None
regret the speeder's fate--only
happiness it brings-and st. Peter
at the gate will not pass him
any wings. Down the line he'll
sail on nigh where the sulphur
fumes are thick and the walls are
thick and dry-he1l be welcomed
by old Nick
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-13
VEGETABLE TONIC IS NATURES
CORRECTIVE FOR CONSTIPATION

Temporary relief and lasting
relief from constipation are two en-
tirely different things. And, how can
you expect lasting relief from harsh
cathartics that pain and gripe you
injure the delicate intestines and
often leave one more constipated
than ever when the harsh drug eff
feet wears off.
Get quick, lasting relief! DR.. H.
S. Thacher, the noted stomach
specialist, perfected a delicious veg
table tonic that is now being used in
the treatment of constipation among
adults and children, because it is
we'll suited to the sensitive stomach
and delicate intestines, and helps
you strengthen them so that your
bowels move gently, naturally and
thoroughly without the need of
cathartics and purgatives.
This nourishing tonic, known as
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-13

Dr. TEACHERS Liver and Blood
Syrup, viii help you increase ap-
petite, improve digestion, soothe and
tone the nerves, wake up the slug
gish liver and send purer, healthier
blood coursing through your veins
1t will quickly help you, clear up
your skin, round out the youthful
lines of your face, neck and form,
and revive that delightful feeling of
strength, energy and pep"
Try a delicious tablespoonful Of
DR.. TEACHERS Liver and Blood Syrup
after the next few meals. Notice
the quick difference in the way you
eat, sleep, look and feel. The cost
is only trifle and your money will
be returned if for any reason you
are not satisfied DR.. TEACHERS
Liver and Blood Syrup may now be
obtained in Hurley at J. F. Sullivan.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-13

community that has created these
parks; sometimes it has been the
benefaction Of a private owner. But
the point is that they have been
saved
What could be more hopeful than
this evidence that the park idea has
been "sold" to the people? What we
need now to do is to transfer the
conviction that the park is public
necessity into action. For unless
action is prompt, and grows prompt
err, some of these beauty spots will
be lost to Milwaukee Journal.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-13
Gas On Stomach May
Cause Appendicitis

Constant gas causes inflammation
which may involve the appendix
Simple glyeerine, buckthorn bark,
ETC., as mixed in Adlerika helps any
case gas on the stomach in TEN
minutes. Most medicines act only
on lower bowel but Adlerika acts on
BOTH upper and lower bowel and
removes all gas and poisons. Ex-
cellent for obstinate constipation
and to guard against appendicitis
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-13
IF WOMEN ONLY KNEW
What Heap of Happiness 1t Would
Bring to Hurley Homes.

Hard to do homework with an
acking back
Brings you hours of misery at
leisure or at work.
If women only knew the cause-
that
Backache pains often come from
weak kidneys.
'Twould save much needless woe.
Doan's Kidney Pills are for weak
kidneys. Ask your neighbor!
Read what Hurley citizen says:
Mrs. Jos. Grubber, 3rd Ave. &
Maple St, says. 81 suffered from
kidney trouble for several years, 1t
began with pain in the small of my
back and at times | was weak and
suffered severely. My kidneys
acted irregularly and | got supply
of Doan's Kidney Pills at the Whit
man Pharmacy and began taking
them. In a short time noticed
relief. Continued use of Doan's
enterely cured me and / am pleased
to recommend them"
After Several Years, Mrs. Grub
Der said: Il am just as firm in my
belief in Doan's Kidney Pills now
as when endorsed them before.
They cured me of backache and
kidney complaint and | praise them
right along"
Coo, at all %dealers. Foster
Mnburn Co, Mfrs Buffalo, n Y.
ADV
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-13
Serious Bladder Trouble.

Gould not stand nor sit and was
forced to cry out from intense pain, -
writes Henry Williams, Tarkio,
Montana. "The doctors said had
inflammation of the bladder and an
operation was necessary. Tried
Foley Kidney Pills and improved at
once" Get the genuine Foley Kid
ney Pills
Sold Everywhere.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-13
NEIGHBORHOOD NEWS NOTES
MERCER

Mr.. and Mrs. c. L. Lacy Mr.. and
Mrs. Ernest Osmond, Mrs. A.
Raymond, Mrs. J. Stilp, Mrs. Joe
Bernhard, and Art Passehl, VINO
took the bunch, motored to Lake
Superior Monday and had a very
enjoyable time
Mrs. J. c. Wilmington was a
Hurley visitor Friday to have an
liberated tooth treated.
Mr.. and Mrs. l.. A. Gehr and E. c.
Wilson were at Minocqua on bust
ness Friday.
Harry Fl. Payton of Pine Lake was
in town Tuesday and Wednesday.
Robt. Caldwell of Rhinelander
made a pleasant call here Tuesday.
Mr. and Mrs. James Doran, Ines
Rydeski and Elleda Bentsen motored
to Ashland Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Borutta an /
children attended the show at Iron
wood Sunday
The Ladies' Aid society of the NJ.
f. church was entertained by Mrs.
Chas. Harper last Thursday
A. G. Eycnson was a Wakefield
visitor Tuesday.
Mrs. Dan Theriahlt is now back
here after spending the summer
employed as cook at Henry Voss'
resort near Manitowish.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Bach returned
to Chicago Friday evening after
spending several months at their
cottage on Mercer lake.
Mrs. Frank Vaughn and children
moved from their farm last week to
town to make it better for the
children to attend school during the
winter.
George Craw, Sr., moved to town
Monday from Pine lake.
Mrs. Elvera Frye left Saturday
morning for Tomahawk
Miss Leola Ware spent the week
end with friends at Tomahawk lake.
Leo Montgomery left Saturday
morning for a short visit in
Tomahawk
Rev. j. f. Cheek of Minoequa was
re-appointed pastor for the next year
and held his first service Thursday
evening.
Miss Pauline Peter left Saturday
morning for visit with friends and
relatives at Menomonie, Wis.
Mrs. Eugene Gibson and infant
son returned from St. Mary's
hospital at Rhinelander Friday
Mrs. II. J. Peter, Mrs. Gibson's
mother, accompanied them home.
Alloys Reindl of Tigerton arrived
Monday for a few days outing. He
! is a guest of Mr.. and Mrs. Chas
Schroeder.
Leonard Seheel was an Ironwood
caller Tuesday.
Mrs. j. S. Nelson spent Tuesday at
Ironwood.
Principal J, c. Williams and
George Harper attended the show at
Ironwood Tuesday evening.
The f. f. Harper family motored
to Amigo Saturday and spent few
days there.
Herbert Peter and Walter Hoff-
man went to Ironwood Friday. The
former to have surgical aid given his
foot which he had badly injured at
his fathers mill some time ago.
Frank SpychalIa of Milwaukee
was here on business Tuesday.
c. L. Lacy and d. L. White at
tended the Land O'Lakes association
meeting at Amigo Wednesday.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-13

Suffered a great deal from con-
stipation," writes Herbert B. Dow,
Portsmouth. n H, "and never
found anything to take the place Of
Foley Cathartic Tablets, Bilious
ness, constipation and other digestive
disorders quickly relieved with
Foley Cathartie Tablets. Do not
grip or nauseate.
Sold Everywhere.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-13

some people kick off with lot of
overtime coming.
Prize fighting may be brutal
but how about a bargain rush in a
big department store?
Spain is preparing to challenge
the Monroe Doctrine. Must have
forgotten the little episode in
1898.
One teacher says that in teach
ing the young idea how to shoot"
she finds that lots of them are
mentally cross-eyed.
/ know fellow who has . some
thing he don't want and yet he
wouldn't take a million dollars for
it. He has bald head.
Some folks live in the past and
some others in the future. But the
guy who looks after the present
is the one I'd bet my shekels on.
"Do you drink coffee with your
meals" asked the doctor. NO."
said the patient, 81 am eating at
a restaurant" And the doctor
tumbled
An Illinois undertaken uses the
line, ASK those we have served, :"
in his ad. Most people do not use
the dead language to any great
extent, tho.
Harry Wills is the dark cloud
on Jack Dempsey's horizon. Lots
of Dempsey's supporters claim
/ that he will turn the dark cloud
inside out"
Lots of fellows can sing eyes
We Have No Bananas" clear thru
to the end who couldn't sing more
than the first two lines Of "Amer-
lea" to save their souls.
Here is an old one, authorship
unknown, but it is. still as good as
new:
60 to father" she said, when
| asked hen to we'd And she knew
that | knew that her father was
dead; and she knew that l knew
the life that he led; and she knew
that / knew what she meant when
she said, Go to father"
A certain Irishman was inclined
to "hootch up" frequently and a
number of his friends decided to
throw a scare into him. One even
ing, while he was in a drunken
sleep, they took him out to the
cemetery and laid him down in
the center of the burial ground.
just as the dawn was breaking one
of them sneaked out and blew a
couple of blasts on a trombone.
Pat was reused from his slumbers
rubbed his eyes, jumped up, gazed
around and sang out, Hooray
here Il is the risurriction MORN
an bedad, it's mesilf thot's the
furrst man CT
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-13

The Wisconsin University Glee
club won first prize recently in a
contest with II other colleges and
universities.
More than 1900 men played on
athletic teams at the University OF
Wisconsin last year.
If the James boys were alive today
they would be prize fighters.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-13
HELPED His Back.

Backache, rheumatic pains, dizZi-
ness and blurred vision are symp-
toms of kidney trouble "My hus-
band had a bad back" writes Mrs.
M. CcCullough, Easton, Pa. "When
he sat down he could hardly get up.
He tried Foley Kidney Pills and
they cured him" Take Foley Kidney
Pills.
Sold Everywhere.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-13

In spite Of the many shooting
scrapes in New York RECENTLY the
place is still too crowded.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-13

Prize fighting may be brutal
but how about a bargain rush in a
big department store?
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-13
Plum
PHILOSOPHY
By Uncle bud.

If the wages of sin is death
some people kick off with a lot of
overtime coming.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-13

Spain is preparing to challenge
the Monroe Doctrine. Must have
forgotten the little episode in
1898.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-13

One teacher says that in teach
ing the young idea how to shoot
she finds that lots of them are
mentally cross-eyed.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-13

/ know a fellow who has . some-
thing he don't want and yet he
wouldn't take a million dollars for
it. He has a bald head.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-13

Some folks live in the past and
some others in the future. But the
guy who looks after the present
is the one I'd bet my shekels on.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-10-13

''Do you drink coffee with your
meals" asked the doctor. "No, y
said the patient, 81 am eating at
a restaurant" And the doctor
tumbled.
Seward daily gateway., 1923-12-14
BAI lL|NC SIKI HUME.
Black Boy Home After First Spree 1T
 United States

NEW YORK, Dec. 14.-Battllng Siki penitent and broke, has returned from his first spree in America, dur ing which he borrowed 5000 spend- ing money from his manager, Robert Moe Levy, played Coal Oil Johnny to a crowd of Harlem admirers and es- caped to the wilds of New Jersey.
 The Bauler returned to the fold two nights ago but Robert Moe kept him in the house until today, when Ski promised to be good and not to give away more than dime at a time. He was throwing $50 bills into a sea ot clutching black hands when Moe found him in the negro section oi Harlem the other night
 And think of it." said Moe When he comes back from that runaway, he has only $357 in his pockets, and a whole thousand 1 gave him. He said he thought they were German marks Such foolishness the boy is."
Seward daily gateway., 1923-12-14

Classical music may be more refined but it takes jazz to start your foot a. pattin'.
Seward daily gateway., 1923-12-14
ATTENTION. DOG OWNERS

My request Of recent date 1n which asked dog owners to keep their dogs tied up, at least part of the time, has met with no response. Many complaints of late in regard to dogs, makes it necessary for me to issue or ders that all dogs must be kept tied up ALL the time. If the owner has his or her dog with them then this or der will be overlooked, if not all dogs found running loose will be taken up and a fine of s2 charged for the re- lease of same. This is in accordance with Ordinance No. 64 of the Town Of Seward and will be strictly enforced all times from now on, as it seems as though there is no other way out
 Dated Seward, Alaska, December 13, 1928
 J. H. WALKER,
 k-306 Chief of Police
Seward daily gateway., 1923-12-14
J. H. WALKER,
 Chief of Police.

Get your Pearl Oil at Brown & flaw kins Corp. $35O per case. 3O1tf
Seward daily gateway., 1923-12-14
NEW STAR IN BILLIARD
 PERMANENT

WelAer Cochran sprung the surprise Of the season when he recently beat both Hoppe and Schaefer decisively, tylng with the former for first place in the billiard championship. Cochran newcomer, has flared up with as- tonishing brilliancy and is capable of holding his own with the players who dominated billiard for so many years. The final match for the cham pionship will be held between Hoppe, the present holder, and Cochran, in Chicago, next Monday, Dec. 17.
Seward daily gateway., 1923-12-14
WARNING TO PEDESTRIANS

Pedestrians should be careful about walking close to buildings covered with snow. or from the caves of which icicles are hanging. This is danger ous, and until our usual mild weather comes citizens will be safe only by walking on the outside or walks
Seward daily gateway., 1923-12-14

Whale Amber Shoe Grease at J. L Graef's. If
Seward daily gateway., 1923-12-14

It sounds comical to hear man who used to sing Two Little Girls in Blue," and "Ta-ra-ra Boom de-ay," grown when he hears "Yes, We Have No Bananas"
Seward daily gateway., 1923-12-14
NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNERS

All property owners are requested to remove the snow from their side walks and keep it removed. Section 54, Ordinance No. 2. of the Town of Seward, makes it a misdemeanor and provides fine for those who fail to keep their sidewalks clear of snow and ice. This ordinance I will en- force.
Seward daily gateway., 1923-12-14

Gateway, SIPS per mo. delivered.
Seward daily gateway., 1923-12-14
NAVY WILL PLAY PASADENA

ANNAPOLIS, Dec. 14.-Rear Admi- ral Wilson assented to the trip by the navy football players to Pasadena to play Washington on New Years Day.
Seward daily gateway., 1923-12-14

J. H. WALKER, k-306 Chief of Police
Seward daily gateway., 1923-12-14

k-306
Seward daily gateway., 1923-12-14
BAKERS HAVE NEW SON

MT. and Mrs Shirley Baker of Cor dova are parents of newly born son which arrived recently. MT. Ba- ker is fish commissioner in this dis trict
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-06-22

How many kinds OF bees are there
In America
There are about 1920 different
species.
Is II true that Easter island has
disappeared?
Reports from a half dozen sources
SAID that The island had disappeared
after distur Dances in the Pacific last
Nouembcr, but icord recently brought
back bv a nshin0 boa. from this re-
mote spot sets az rest the question
on this point. The iaioHd s,ni erisis.
What kind Of memorial has been
erected 10 Roosevelt on Lake Mstta-
wamkeag. Manner
Jutfing into that lake Is Bible
Point on o tree az The top Of the
point "a nailed a tcoodcn Dor and IN
side the bor Is Bibie. Inscribed on
sign board ADORE the Dor arc these
iDords: This place. 70 ichich great
man IN his youth liked 10 como 10
commune With God aud 10Th the
inonder and beauty Of the tisibie
,oorii, Is dedicated 10 fhc happy
memory Of Theodore Roosevelt
Stranger, rest here and consider
ichdt one man. having tosth In the
ri0ht aud Lore for his fellot1s. ipos
able 10 do for his country"
What are the five principal navors
used In cooking?
Vanilla. lemon, orange. almond and
chocolate.
When and where did President
Harding become Mason7
At Marion. Ohio, Marion lodge 10.
August ~. 1920.
How can cure n dog OF the habit
Of stealing chickens7
~ the dog Is moro than eight
months old The task Is almost an int
possible one. but pou might try
SPrinkliuO dead chicken ,cith
cayenne pepper. aud putting u
iohcre the dog could steal e.
How can kill the roots OF tree
that grow into the joints Of sewer
pipe?
The U. S. Forest Service advises
destroying the roots ,cith quick Hme
put IN a deep ditch dug betwcen the
tree aud the pipes.
Is there any way by which a sol
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-06-22

doormnn: he yelled. wheuevo- he
found what no called good "ycll.
ing place. he demonstrated his
ability to HinE SILVER Threads
Among tho Gold" to tho accompani.
mont OF a our.pleco orchestra cner,
grtlcally engaged in playing some.
thing quite modern and altogether
different. These. and many other
accomplishments equally unausprct.
ed. he displayed on tho way from
ono lively resort 10 a liyeilcr one he
conceived tho unique idea that nc
could swap ends with his touring
car IN much the sstTnc manner that
he could turn a nimblc COW pony.
and he tried H. Happily, the asphalt
was wet, and in consequence tho
mansuver was not total failure.
altho Il did result in crumplcd
mud guard and runuway Milk
wagon horses in Dallas, II appeared.
were not schooied TO the sight OF
spinning motor cars. and tho pho
nomenon filled at least one with
abysmal horror.
Gray folt sure that he had visibly
aged as a result OF that ride. and
no began to understand why new
crop Of wrinkles was appearing
about the corners OF Margie Ful,
tons eyes. No wonder she was be
ginning TO look u triIio wenry.
Fearing that Buddy was likely TO
turn sentimental without warning.
the elder man monopolied as much
Of Miss Moutague's' time and at.
tcntion as possible: he danced with
her frequently. and no assiduously
devoted himself 20 winning her
favor Tho result was "A tribute 10
his acting and 10 his magnetism.
In n moment OF abandon she con.
fided 20 him that she wished he
had Buddy's money or-that he was
a marrying man. Both Of Buddy's
TASKS had been emptied by this
time. however. so Gray was not
unduly beguiled by this flattcry.
on the whole. II was a horrible
night.
As Gray lnnguidly crept into bed
about daylight no had the Batisfac.
ton Of knowing that he had at least
excited his young friends open Jeal.
ousy. That might act as stay.
on the other hand. OF course. II
might have directly tho opposite
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-06-22

Hes learning"
I'm say he Is. lie has learned O
lot from me"
Delightful task. to rear tho ten
der thought But aren't you afraid
hon learn. FOR instance. why you
arc ealing peppermIntsg"
"ohor' 0ray's petite partner M
ed her head and eyed him curious
ly. "po you know Why
II have suspicion" no said
with a smile. that when sir
deliberately perfumes her breath n
Is Preparation Tor the struggle II
the cab"
Miss McnInguo laughed upaffect
cdly SAY. / could like you. Mr.
wiscnhlum. In spite Of the fact that
/ ought TO hate you"
Hate your Hut whyg'
Why shouldn't IL"
Because I'm rather nice;
dance we'll"
You are, and you do. You'd b
a perfect dear n you'd only min,
your own business Buddy h OF age
ana you and viii got along llk,
ham and eggs II you'n remember
that"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-06-22
Select COIOrs Carefully

MANY n womau's beauty is made
1fl or married by her selection Of col
ors and her choice OF materials. and
this season with o wealth OF fabrics
and a riot OF color in fashion. the
situation Is likely 70 be perploxing.
The rule for materials Is general:
quality counts, and right here is one
point in particular wherein the homo
dressmaker scores For less than the
price Of a ready-made garment Of In
different quality she may have one
Of the best, and that in Itself Is worth
the experiment
AS for colors, the subject Is limit
less and weighty with things the
woman interested In clothes should
know. but space permits only men.
ton OF them. Remember. then, that
two shades or two tints OF a color
contrast in tone when placed side by
side. For example. II you use two
shades OF blue or gray or any other
color together, the lighter one Will
appear lighter and the darker darker
than either appears separately.
Similarly with glossy materials and
those OF dull surface OF precisely tho
same shade. The satin will appear
the brighter II they are placed to-
gether, as the dull-surfaced fabric
absorbs the light while the satin re-
fleets IT, These two hints may seem
unlmportant, but take them to heart
II you arc buying braid or ribbon for
suit or dress, or II you are trying to
match suede slippers or gloves TO n
satin frock or satin slippers TO n
crepe de chine.
Figured designs are trying, az also
are combinations OF color Both have
tendency 10 dctraet from height
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-06-22
Cynthia Grey
The Missing GrI-Reader Cites Causes for Her Ere
qneRt Disappearance - Blames Conditions al
Home
BY CYNTHIA Grey

Dear Miss Grey Will you let me your columns TO say
what think should be said about the missing girl" cpl
demc that has enveloped this whole country?
The missing girl" the result Of unsatisfactory home
She is sometimes n girl who has never had fathers
care.
have known where missing girl has been the di-
rect result of there being home life taught the mother
worked
1t seems to me there is great thing which parents
overlooking and which the lost girl mysteries That
is the lack OF reserve young girls have They talk TO strange
men and they think nothing Of riding in automobiles with
men VINO invite them to ride without previous Introduction
what can we expect of men if girls going to be
easy.
hold no brief for the beast But strong advocate
careful decency the part of all womanhood She
il to herself