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The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1923-11-06
Coal and Rail Interests
Fight Him. Bryan SAYS

Lincoln. Nov. 5.--Governor Bryan
today charged coal interests with con
spring To prevept his orders of coal
being filled. He declared that In the
past week three mines that had
promised immediate delivery on all
orders are holding his orders but not
shipping the coal.
The governor also took a shot at
the Chicago. Great Western railroad.
declaring that bulletin a. issued by
that railroad. attacking him. was
railroad propaganda, pure and simple.
lie is quite evidently pleased AT be
ing criticized by the railroad concern.
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1923-11-06
Odell Man Quits Bakery
to Return 10 Ministry

Odell, Neb.. Nov. &C. b Hokc.
who has been operating a bakery and
store here for the last year, has sold
out the business and accepted a call
TO the pastorate OF the Methodist
church at Daykin, north of here. He
was formerly minister for is years.
and ran the store here fer the benefit
OF his health. The change viii be-
come effective this week.
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1923-11-06
Bulgaria and Jugo-Slavia
Settle Their War Claims

Sofia. Bulgaria, Nov. 5.-Bulgaria
and Jugo.Slavia have reached an
agreement in principle ON all dis.
putes between them. Bulgaria's offer
OF 400 900 900 leva $4,000 900 at the
normal rate of exchange) being ae-
cepted
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1923-11-06
Klan Trio Found Guilty of
Raid on Louisiana Farmer

Bastrop. La. Nov. 5.-F'our alieg-
ed members of the Morehouse parish
Ku Klux Klan. including Capt. j.
X. skipwith. exalted cyclops. today
were found guilty OF carrying fire.
arms on the premises OF another" In
connection with hooded band activi.
ties In Morehouse parish last year.
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1923-11-06
Boy Gets Fractured Leg
While PLAYING Train Wreck

Diller, Neb, Nov. Edward, b.
'year-old son of Mr. and Mrs u. u.
Cornelius, OF Fairbury, received a
broken leg when he was playing
train" with several neighbor boys.
The train was wrecked. according
TO the boys play. and Edward was
at the bottom of the pileup,
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1923-11-06
Evanselistic Meetings
Held at Central CITY

Central City, Neh., Nov. 5.-A re
sival meeting that is attracting more
than usual attention In the town and
community is being held at the Meth
odist church in Central City.
Evangelist w. u. Hamilton and lis
singer. Ralph f. Mitchell. OF I-inoc'n.
are leading the meetings.
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1923-11-06
Corn Near Ord Is Yielding
so To 85 Bushels an Acre

Earl Drake. farmer living ON a
i60-acre farm east of Ord. in Valley
county. reports his corn making SO TO
IS bushels an acre IN field sef -
acres whore he IS now husking. Buy
ers are Offering so cents a buShel for
corn
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1923-11-06
90 Children at Health
Conference at Humboldt

Humboldt, Neh.. Nov. b--rhe chill
dron's health conference held al the
Methodist church in this city was a
very interesting and profitable occa-
sion. with more than SO children
present for examination,
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1923-11-06
Revival Meetings

Table Reck. Neh., Nov, s.--Th@ Elk
creek Methodist Episcopal church at
Elk Greek. Negan a series of revival
meetings Rcv. Fred Johnson i tho
evangelist. assisted by the pastor,
Rev, r.. 4. Rooher
The Omaha morning bee. [volume] (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, 1923-11-06
bong Pine Man Is
Complainant in
Alleged Forgery
Stakeholder in Master Sales
Company Says Its President
Fradulently Endorsed
Checks.

Mose s. Miller, president Of the
Master Sales Co., which is now going
through the process of voluntary IL
ouidation, waived preliminary exam
ination this afternoon before Munich
pal Judge r. w. Patrick who held
the defendant to district court on
bond IF $500 to answer to two
count I q charge of forgery
Charges Filed IN Octber.
The complaint against Miller was
filed on October 26 by Deputy County
Attorney John w. Yeager on infor-
nation furnished by Webster Whit
la of Long Pine, Neb., and a stock
holder In the Master Sales company
whose place of business has been at
1O1-107 South Tenth street.
The information on file against MIL
Ter states that two dividend checks,
signed by himself on January lo,
1920. as president OF the company,
and payable to w. L. Whitla, were
wrongfuly Endorsed by the DEFEND
ant. The first count charges forging
an endorsement and the second al
leges uttering check with forged In
dorsen,ent. One check was In the
amount of $3.50 and the other for
s17.34. Each check bears the follow.
ing Endorsements: "W. l.. Whitla,
M s. Miller" and "Jessie G. Miller, =
in the order given.
Didn't Know Of Dividend.
Mr.. Whitla, who held $500 par
value stock in the company, testified
when preliminary hearing was started
last week that he had no knowiedge
of the existence of these DIVIDEND
checks until they were brought TO
his attention two weeks before com
plaint was filed against Miller. Ac-
cordng to Deputy County Attorney
Yeager, the checks were revealed
when Carl C. katleman, liquidatins
agent for the stockholders of the Mas
ter Sales company. began to deive
into the affairs of the company,
which has about 100 stockholders.
"Mr. Miller told me- Attorney
Yeager added, that he had author
ity to sign Whitla's name to the
checks, which authority Mr.. Whitla
denies.
Organized Six Years Ago.
The Master Sales company was Or
ganized nearly six years ago ana mas
been transacting wholesale automo-
bile supply business. The stockhoid-
ers decided to go into voluntary liqu'
idatiou rather than take their affairs
into court. Mr.. Katleman stated that
the assets will more than meet the
creditor Liabilities. but will not sat
isfy more than 100000 Of paid up
capital stock.
The preliminary hearing which was
started last week and continued 10
Yesterday afternoon, was brought to
n sudden termination by Mr.. Miller
decision to waive the preliminary
hearing. Mr.. Miller furnished the re-
quired bond for his appearance In
district court. The penalty which may
be imposed on conviction OF forgery
charge IL from one to 90 years in
the penitentiary and not more than
$500 fine.
The city directory shows the fol
lowing officers Of the Master Sales
company; NJ. s. Miller. president; =.
l.. Degen. vice president; n. 7. Fell
secretary NJ. s. Livingston, treasurer
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The Weather

Fer "a hours ending : r. m, November
).
Temperatures
Highest. Is; lowest. so mean. IS nor.
mai - Total excess since January 1.
ia
Relative Humidity. rrrcentage.
a. m. fH Noan. 30. y M, a..
Precipitation. Inches and Hundrsdfhs.
Totel o. Total since January /, see'
excess, iis.
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Married i'm Council Bluffs.

The following persons obtained mar
age licensees In Council Hlnffs ye-ter-
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Eckhardt on Stand.

II Is expected that former Governor
Lowden of Illinois will appear be-
fore the court during the case to Of
fer testimony. The court was ad-
journed tonight until Wednesday
morning in order that Federal Judge
Munger might be present at federal
case I'm Sioux City.
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WEATHER FORECAST

= ebrasIsa: Fair
warmer Tuesday.
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Z o.
ssouri, rcmncrntnrr..
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-18

Danton and Z. II. Flannery; multiple
listing, A. w. Rohde, Wallace Rogers,
William Beuhler, C. ]. Lecomte and
p. E. Gragg; transportation, II. G..
Feldman, J. A. Clopton. G. S. Thatcher,
John j. Riggs and L. w. Benton pub
lie service, 3. G.. Irish. Russell G. Hill,
j. H. Kirkpatrick and H. r. Dickin-
son; taxation, p. r. Gragg, Frank AL
len, It. w. Menefee and ]. ]. Lodovic !;
manufacturing, j.. II. kirkpatrick, Eu-
gene Briscoe, A. A. Smith and @. s.
rental, r. A. Richey, T. II.
Flannery, A. f. Lowe, William Ford
tran and Wallace Rogers; entertain
ment, Raymond Edwards, Gerald E..
Melliff and Sterling d. Freeborn: sta
tistics, Russell c. Hill, William Eifler,
J. +. Wells and ]. X. Stuart.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-18
PLAN ZONE SYSTEM
Real Estate Men Want City Divided
Into Districts.

Local real estate men are planning
to have adopted a city ordinance which
will divide the city into definite bust
ness, industrial, wholesale and residc.
tial districts. N. H. White, president
of the Real Estate Board, appointed
committees of the organization for 1923
at the regular Tuesday non luncheon
of the board.
Members of the board ',;ere ere ap-
point to serve on the coming committee
are as follows: William Eifler, Frank
T. Maessen, George Sexauer and N. S.
Dickinson. These men will study the
subject and make suggestions.
Those appointed on the executive
committee we're: B. G. Irish, William
Beuhler, Clifton George, John J.. Strohm,
and Charles ]. Lecomte: finance, G.. H.
Jackson, John 1. Riggs, +. G. Gittinger
appraisal, Russell C. Hill, w. G. Cow
ington, J. II. Compton, p. Il. Gragg,
H. G. Thorman, B. G. Irish and A. W.
Rohde; membership, N. S. Dickinson,
G. 7. Charlton, A. J.. Thorman, H. D..
Manton, Ralph It. Bates and Arthur
Mathis; arbitration, H. G. Thorman,
]. NJ. Allardyce, Frost W. Carvel, D..
X. Furnish, George Hagelstein, Thomas
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CLAIMS HE KILLED IN
SELF DEFENSE AND is
FREED ON $500 BOND
Private Describes Manner in
Which He Says He Stabbed
Man TO Death.

\ Victor Hugo Goethe, private in a
quarteraster detachment at Camp Nor
moyle, charged by complaint with the
murder of Joseph +. Polyonis, was
granted bail in the sum of $500, fol-
lowing a habeas corpus hearing be-
fore Judge W. S. Anderson in the 37th
district court Wednesday afternoon.
Polonis, who was a discharged soldier,
died in a local hospital after an en-
counter with Goethe at Camp Nor
moyle on the afternoon of November
30, during which Polonis received sew
eral stab wounds. The case was trans
ferred to the county courts after the
federal court declined to take jurisdic-
ton.
Goethe, testifying in his own behalf,
said that Polonis and several others
called him out of a house on Fifth
street where he was visiting a girl
and assaulted him. The assault. he
said. grew out of his refusal to have
anything to do with a woman friend of
POlOnis', as a result of which the
woman carried false reports to the
dead man. Polonis was fined $40 in
police court for the affray.
Polonis came to Camp Normoyle the
afternoon of November 20, Goethe tes-
titled, after having threatened to stake
the fine out of his hide" and "get
him." and attacked him. 1t was after
he had been knocked down and Po-
lonis was on top of him reaching for
brick, witness said. that he pulled
knife and stabbed his assailant sew
eral times. Goethe, after he had dis
engaged himself from his assailant. pro-
ceeded to the guard house, he said,
and surrendered to an officer.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-18
CACTUS AS FUEL
Man From Kansas Says Denatured al.
cohOl Is Product OF Pear.

Pear cactus, commonly known over
this part of the country, is valuable
for the production of denatured alcohol
that can be used in combustion engines
in lieu of gasoline, Charles Payne of
Wichita, Kansas, said Wednesday after
noon in speaking before the San An
tonic Lions Club. Mr.. Payne also said
thu the base of the plant, through me-
chanical and chemical processes, could
be used.
Another suggestion by the speaker
was that a law be passed permitting
farmers to raise quail for market pur-
poses, just as they NV raise chickens.
He also ENCOURAGED a heavy hunting Ii
Gene in order to give the wild game
more protection.
Mrs. George X. MeyerJof Dallas, pres
ident of the Dallas Art Association. also
spoke in behalf of the San Antonio art
gallery.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-18
For Blanket Bill.

Inc National Woman's PARTY is
Working for the adoption of blanket
equality bills in the state legisIStures
ana for the adoption Of an amenJmenf
90 Ine FEDERAL constitution removing ali
determinations between sexes, "'i
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-18
Launch Cancer Campaipn

Shcago. Jan. 1S-A campaign against
toJ was ready for launching here
touay at the opening session of the chi.
ago Dental Society, bringing together
an estimated assembly of 10.OO0 don.
Isis Isis from the United States, Canada
tralia. ana AUS
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-18
DIR. H. M. CARROLL

Is having great success with his new
artificial teeth. They hold them in
place. To anyone interested, he will
demonstrate the principle at his Of
flee, 81 IL West Commerce St
(Adv.)
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-18
SPEAKER Tells
HOW LAWS HERE
Cypress WOMEN
Miss Lavinia Egan of Ma
tional Woman's Party
Addressed Clubwomen.
RIGHTS ARE UNEQUAL
Says Texas Laws Discrimin-
ate Against Women; Aovo-
Gates Blanket Equality.

Speaking at a luncheon given at the
Old South Cafe, and attended by 80
prominent women Of San Antonio, at 1
O'Clock Thursday afternoon. Miss La
vinia Egan of Shreveport, La. mem
Der of the council of the National
Woman's Party, with headquarters in
Washington, ID. c., outlined the history
OF her organization, and told of the
laws of Texas affecting the legal and
civil status of women.
women citizens of Texas have not
the same legal and civil rights which
men citizens possess" Miss Egan said
"In the state of Texas there are still
upon the statute books laws which dis
crlmlnate against women because they
are women, because they are wives and
because they are mothers. For exam
pie: in Texas the constitution of the
state provides that iuries shall be com
posed or twelve men, This provision
OF the constitution creates a discrimi-
nation against all women in Texas
who are thereby barred from Jury ser.
vice so that a. woman in Texas cannot
be tried by a jury of her peers In
Iexas. mother is not equally with
the father the natural guardian of her
children. Under the Texas laws A
married woman has no general power
to contract; a married woman cannot
engage in business without involving
her husband as a partner in such bnsi,
ness and making him responsible for
the debts of the firm. In Texas n
married woman may not choose her
legal domicile for voting and similar
purposes In Texas, the divorce law
is not equal for men and for women.
nor is the punishment for sex offenses
equal for men and for women
Prominent War Worker,
Miss Egan, who is a newspaper WON.
an by profession, is a mast president
OF the Louisiana State Federation of
Momen's. Clubs, a member of the
League OF Women Voters of her home
toWn-ShrevepOrt, and was nv an.
polntment of President Roosevelt. a
member of the Board of Ladv Napo-
sition. EApo-
AT the entrance Of the United Stotes
into the World War, Miss Epan boO
came member of the IOrisiono mi,
OF the National Speakers Bureau tonr.
ing her state in the interest of Tibor+1
Loan drives and similar war activit;es
Later She was called to Washington bM
government appointment, and dill
publicity. work for the United states
Army Air Service until the close 81
the war. 0'e vi
~, For. Blanket Bill.
The National Woman's port- =
WORKING for the adoption of bISrkoI
equality bills in the state lerisIatures
ana for the adoption of an amenJmenf
20 the federal constitution remoyinv sII
ulscrlmlnatiOns between serer gu
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-09
. Understudy.

Little Betty, aged six. was very
sdAx50us to own. q pussy cat. but
her father had q great aversion
60 cats, and turned 3 deaf ear
t6 All her pleas for one. He did
say. however. that she could have
. dog II she could find nice,
1VpsR-behayed one that wouldn't
bite the baby.
one day while walking with
her mother, Betty saw q lovely
little gray kitten frisldng along
beside her.
: she turned wistful face to
her mother and said: "oh,
Murnsyl See. It doesn't seem to
belong to anyone! Can't I please
take 1t homer"
sBut, Betty, daddy says you
can have q dog If you want. but
,met q cat. dear
"W-w-ell, but. Mumsy. can't
We take It home and use it for a
aOg?"7dudge.
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THE ZEl lTE
BY 6. Mcdonald

sins. e you must, & Nlhas yod
40 afIeld.
OF shots n which you TEL. M
you excel:
Unto your roMess and your sian
I yield
Unto your deeds / listen While
yOu dwell:
Then heatlken but 3 moment.
pray,
And hear my hlithesoms rounde.
Though ruznnny - ths sar,s
play.
Last vssh ! baggsd . bIrdlel
Great stuff that should master
such . feat
While drivIne Tor the ereen en
deshabille:
And what s thrIIl Is striving Is
repeat,
What great exhiIaration nov i
AEtsk&
What right have YOU to preen and
crow
About the records you can shown
You're MI % me when ! can 81
And gather IN an eagle!
Sing On, old pals Of what you've
done. ana DO
care not for the burden az
your song:
You've shot your nine. know
n fOrty-two.
But stilI : must contend you
don't belong;
You play, ! know. 8 better ZANE
Than Imy Hhootin's somewhat
tame: IN
Yet I'm contented to proclaim
Today ! bagged IN ostrich!
Judge.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-09
PaleOitIlic = ove

The elephant quickly packed lis
trunk,
The apes sought another climb,
The bats an went On an awful
drunk
Where sprouted TIE widest
thyme,
There wasn't one ofstlae friehtsnsd
@ bees
But LEFT his honey In tpara.
The rabbits ran to the cOttOnyood
trees
Tor cotton To stufE their ears,
The Shooting stars took another
shot.
The fishes dove for the deep,
And every rattIesnake mother
forgot
TO rattle her child to sIeep,
The raindrops fen from the siSy
above,
And even the moon grew piIe,
When the dinosaufins sang u IFS
love
At the edge q the jungle trail
Iudge
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Hooper Well old man, how do
zy0n lie?
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-09
DIPLOMACY.
mob2,,

-. You dispersed the mob?''
\ eyes,. said the sheriff. noncha-
1antly. when the boys swarmed
arunnd the jail I stepped out
with a couple Of guns in my
hands an spoke sorter soothing
Co EN-"
What did you say?''
'T just reminded 'em that my
sbrotker was running the only
sundsEtakin' shop in town an
everybody that .knowed me
AluWed I was a strong family
.Alap, who'd do anything IN reason
to boost the business of a. rela-
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-Geheer-oh. about the same as
sg0u4do, two strokes to every hole.
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sg0ua1o, two strokes to every hole.
sssWhat do you play golf for?"
To keep ut"
FIT for what?''
"For more golf"
= IL heard ye were on a strike"
sDaid Nike to his friend Pat.
ss1H was that" answered Pat.
A strike for what, Pat?
Tor shorter hours, Mike
AN did ye get them?"
ssssss' Sure we did, Mike. It's not
sWnr1in' at all I am now"
I'D
Poor Binks Is in bad way"
'Howzat?''
He's trying mental suggestion
on nearbeer by giving it hard
books"
The American school ma,am is
q great institution. She takes our
children off our hands a good
part Of the day and teaches them
Donnething into the bargain.
SSsg
why, after ALL" said the Argu-
'nEentative Person. ''isn't romance
continued right through married
fSfe7'
Tor the same reason" said the
Practical Wife, that crocheting
craSats is more fascinating
than soldering socks. Richmond
Times Dispatch.
Johnny, don't you know it's
Sunday? You mustn't play mar
bIes out there on the sidewalk. Go
tHt0ette back yard If you want to
$play.H
"All right, mother, but what day
Of the week is it in the back
yard?"-American Legion Weekly.
sG
- Irate Father-How is it, sir, that
F1sfiBd you kissing my daughter?
z9Eow,is it?
Hubert flor that was his namel-
sWonderful, sir; wonderful!
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Lady-why did you become a
tramp?
Hercules The doctors fault,
mum. He told me to take walks
after meals. en- I've been walk
Ing after 'ens ever since. The
Med.cal Quin.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-09

- sEhat do you play golf fof?"
To keep tit"
FIT for what?''
For more golf
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-09

She Why don't yon. come Oft
energ You have been here only
once this month.
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for a Change.

* II was cold-outside-in the
-yoom, though, the fire leaped and
shone, now lighting the room. now
sleaving it dark. She sat on the
arm OF my chair. We were alone
in the room. put out my arm,
around her. drew her close
unresisting. bent my head and
felt her soft, fine hair in my
v1aee knew she loved
Ae,->
~ Was excited? Was I stirred?
+ bate to disappoint you, reader.
but j. should cay / was, for she
was not the Angora cat. nor the
Readnese. nor yet q teddy bear
lle was my giEI!-Yale Record.
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FIubb Gimme q cigarette.
Dubb why, ! thought You told
me You had quit.
wen. I have reached the first
stage. I've quit buying. 2n-
sas Sour Owl.
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Prexy Let me try on, that suit
in the window, my good man.
Clerk Sorry. sir. hut youth
have to use the dressing r0ona.-
washington Cougars Paw
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We are q shortInemoried pe0-
pie. 1t was Lincoln who said.
with malice toward none. with
charity for all Yet. only two
days after Lincoln's birthday. we
mail each other the sentiments
expressed in comic valentine.
Judge.
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Father-Can you afford to dress
nayd daughter in q manner suitable
60 her birth?
Sdator-Why, er, would natu-
rally expect to buy more than
6hg wore then.
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1ss
she why don't yon cone ct
energ You have been here only
once this month.
He You have to take yosir
turn. Wisconsin Octopus.
! Ahsent-ninded Professor M.
Smith. want You &. answer this
question;
Mr.. Smith Professor I'm n
sent today.
T beg your pardon, sir. the
next man viii answer the ques-
ton. Georgia Cracker.
PrexyLet me try on that suit
in the window. my good man.
Clerk Sorry. sir. hut youth
have to use the dressing. r00nas-
washington Cougars Paw
FIubb Gimme q cigarette.
Dubb Why. thought YOU told
me You had quit.
.sWell, I have reached the first
stage. I've quit buying. kan
sas Sour Owl.
We are q stortInsmoried ped
pie. 1t was Lincoln who said.
with malice toward none, with
charity for all" Yet. only two
days after LincoIn's birthday, we
mail each other the sentiments
expressed in comic valentine.
Judge.
Divot-Well, the old years
dead. Too bad, It sure wa .
wonder! ~
BondsW what! With business
shot to pieces. coal strikes. thou
sands of murders. wood alcohol
rampant. all Europe upside down;
IT know. old chap. I know.
But you forget. last year ] holed
out in one!'
?
salesman-can /, see that mo
torist that was brought here an
hour ago? 49,, z.t.
Nurse-He hasn't come to his
senses yet.
ooh. that's all right, I want q
to sell him another car"
: =.
BOSWELL, Pat, hope that 1
loan / let you have some time
ago hasn't slipped your memory?
Pat-Indeed. it hasn't, sir.
Soon as I wear these shoes out
I'll be paying We hack again.
"But what has your shoes got
to do with paying me back2''
Well, sir, soon as me shoes
wear out. III be on my feet
again"
Lady-Why did you become a
tramp?
Hercules The doctors fault,
mum. He told me to take walks
after meals. sn' I've been walk
Ing after en- ever since The
Med.cal Quip.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-01-09

salesman-Can I, see that mo-
torist that was brought here an
hour ago? 80, 81.
Nurse-He hasn't come, to his
senses yet.
ooh, that's all right, I want,
to sen him another car"