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HOUSES FURNISHED

FOR RENT-FURNISHED HOME. TO-
bin Hill district: walking distance from
town; on car line and paved streets
Call TT. ToS.
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WILL TRADE MY FIvE-ROOM BUM
galow, all modern convenIences, high
on hill, In Highland Park. corner Kay
ton and Covers, for cottage close in,
must be modern. Call Mission 1893.
IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A BAR
gain il a small home and have cash
for my equity phone Mission 1920. $3.50
Drexel Ave.
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CONTRACTORS AND BUILDERS
GENERAL REPAIR WORK, INTERIOR
changes. addition building
LEROY ARMSTRONG
woodlawn 1857. 1920 n. Navidad.
l MOVE, RAISE AND LEVEL HOUSES,
build and repair; my work guaranteed.
r. NJ. Duncan, contractor. Woodlawn
1924
ROOF MAN-ANY KIND OF ROOFS
repairs and painted. the very best
work and best references. A. Perry, Mis-
sion 3S4S.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-08-23

"You don't have to bring your
orders to US for Rubber Stamps
just phone Crockett 904 and we
will send for them. Service is
our speciality"
SanA lao,doD abber. Stomp ca
Phillips County herald., 1923-10-11

The Heralds new quarters are in
the First National Bank building
Phone 6S.
Phillips County herald., 1923-10-11
FARMERS THEIR OWN BOSSES
Government Surveyors Say Four.
Fifths Own Their Land and There
fore Are independent.

Government surveyors report now
that eight out of each ten farmers In
the United States are their own boss.
while the same proportion OF mechan.
les work for somebody else. The srgu-
ment, OF course, Is for the advantage
OF independence the farmer has, and
this ought to have great weight ~ any
consideration given the problem.
Ont OF 1885,. 2.9i4 individuals en-.
gagged al farm work In the United
States S,2iO. 100 are classified as EN-.
ployers and independent workers. This
means that they either own all or part
OF the plant and machinery employed
In producing their output. Not all are
land owners. but those who rent own
a sufficient proportion OF the ma
chlnery TO give them the sense OF pro-
priet0r>hip. II is this quality that
gives them independence In action,
says the Omaha Bee.
The farmer who owns his lands or
his tools IL Independent because he
works for himself. employing his own
capital as well as his own labor.
Phillips County herald., 1923-10-11
Swallows ohex Whistle

An expert in bird lore has been max
ing study of the peculiar actions of
several hundreds Of chimney swallows
that make their home in the tall chin
ney of paper mill in Oneca, Conn.
lie has discovered that at exactly 9
O'Clock each morning, when the whistle
blows at mill three miles away the
hundreds of swallows rise from the
chimney and fly away to their daily
hunting grounds just as promptly as
the hundreds Of human workers an
swer the whistle. For two months, he
says, they have not been absent or
tardy. AT night the birds return In
small groups.
Phillips County herald., 1923-10-11
CHILDREN BORN IN BuNcHEs
Tuscany Woman Gave Birth to Eleven
Sons in Two Years-Hsr
Total Sixty-Two.

The comedian who walked into q
London dairy which exhibited the
legend In its window. Families Sup
Piled and said he would take "a boy
ana girl, please" might have been
more successful In America, whence
comes the news that wife has pre-.
sented her husband with eight babies
In one day, says London Answers.
In the very same week the informa.
ton was forthcoming that young
waitress at Durham had given birth to
four children, and the announcement
was accompanied by the assurance
that "all were doing we'll"
Some years ago Palermo woman,
Rose Salemi, presented her husband
with five boys. all well formed. and,
according to the doctor, "eating we'll
and crying well.' But she was IL long
way from wrestling the record from
the peasant girl Gravata of Tuscany.
Gravata was the twin daughter of
woman who was one of triplets The
daughter married man of her own
class. She set the seal on the family
reputation when she made her hus-
band present of six sons and fol-
lowed the next year with five more.
After this she had triplets twice.
which were followed by quartette.
Then ensued procession OF ones and
twos. and, finally. came four boys all
together. This brought the aggregate
number of her living children up to
62, and assured her fame in obstetrl-
cal annals as "the Gravata case"
Brands History of Newcastle"
credits similar feat to the wife of a
poor weaver in Scotland. but does not
state how many children arrived at
one and the same time. Her family.
however, numbered g. or these 40
boys and girls survived to manhood
and womanhood.
Phillips County herald., 1923-10-11

Keep posted-read The Herald.
Phillips County herald., 1923-10-11
X II u II X Il
MORNING STAR y
II 4 4 Il Il Il *

IA ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ IA
A number of the friends and neigh
rs of Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Cooper
k.ered at their home Saturday ev.
Ing for a farewell party for the
bpers. Owing to the bad weather
crowd was smaller than h.a been
bected, bit the evening was much
Eoyed by all. Mr.. and Mrs. Cooper
h family are moving to farm a
h miles south of Lamar. They
he been in this nighborhood so
[g and have been such splendid
|rkers in Sunday School and all
[ial affairs that their absence will
greatly felt by all.
Mr.. and Mrs. Otto Kullman and Mr.
| Mrs. Eichmeier took dinner last
nday at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
aDden. s@a 4
Mr.. and Mrs. Roy Parker were en-.
|tained at dinner Sunday at the
he of Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest Gran
b.
Mr.. and Mrs. Otto Kullmar AMI
billy spent Monday evening visit
at the home of Martin Strumrlcr
family.
|lessrs. Harper Gebhardt and Kul.
h went fishing Thursday. They
Tort good luck.
Hrs. Eichmeier visited school last
|lrsday afternoon. A visit from the
|mbers OF the school board or the
|rons is always appreciated.
the children who have been neither
! |cnt nor tardy during the past
bth are eVlma Kullman. Dora Kuil.
b, Viola Kullman. Vivian Cranwel!,
ina eDden and Herbert eDden.
kon't forget the Halloween pro.
|a and box social to be held a.
schoolhoase. Eyrybody invitd.
Phillips County herald., 1923-10-11
Prairie Center
e II r. + Il !

1S tf r ~ N n ~
lr. Walker returned to the F. n.
tin home Monday evening after
.nding the fair at haywood. Nebr..
visiting relatives there.
lr. w. 4. Hiatt was caller a,
Jim Brown home Tuesdiy.
Er. VIM. Jensen was caller It
F.. A. Woodlands home Tiesday
ning.
Ir. f. A. woodlands and son. Ear.
te callers at the W. II. Woodlands
be Wednesday morning.
[r. and Mrs. ]. W. Jensen went to
Hing. Wednesday where they ex-
to work for few days.
(r. Earl Harris. OF Julesburg. was
|his community Thursday and prr-
sed some cattle from W. II. Wood
Is and some hogs from Jim Pos
They delivered the stock Sat
|ly.
j. Kicker and son, Robert were
y visitors "Wednesday afternoon.
j.. John Wright. Sr.. was visitor
(he Walter Ellis home Friday ev-
bs to get his daughter. Lille.
)iss Letha ustin visited with Miss
i Bartz, Saturday night and sun
ss Lille Wright atteDded the
ge at the Union hall Saturday
b.
r. and Mrs. c. !. Kicker were
yoke visitors Saturday afternoon.
r. and Mrs. Ray Bennett spent
Gay visiting at the F. A, Wood
home.
andAirs. George uteslcr brought
Phillips County herald., 1923-10-11
Lauahter Caused Death

The metaphor. "dying of laughter
was translated into real fact in the
case of an elderly man in Philadelphia,
who was so tickled at the drollery Of
movie comedian that he was unable
to control his laughter and suddenly
collapsed, dying in the arms of WON.
an sitting beside him. Physicians said
that the victims heart had been rup
tured.
Phillips County herald., 1923-10-11

While this condition prevails In Amer.
lea the republic is In very slight dan
ger OF revolution, for citizens so sub
stantial as these are not given to re-
volt. They may combine to effect
changes, but they do not strike at the
foundations of liberty.
Phillips County herald., 1923-10-11
cltron,s Remarkable Vitality

A citron that she raised In 1921 was
kept In the dining room Of st. Johns
bury (Vt.) woman. Wanting some
seeds to start some plants in windo'
boxes recently. she cut the citron OF n
and found that part of the seeds a.
sprouted, one of the sprouts being
nearly three inches long. The citrou
appeared to be In perfect condition.
Phillips County herald., 1923-10-11
To Suit the Character

Manager OF Stock Company-To-
night you will play the part OF a
duke.
Star-Then you must give me 25
cents for shave.
Manager-On second thought you
wilt play the part of Bolshevik.
Phillips County herald., 1923-10-11

Ethel Austni to her home Sunday
evening,
Mr.. A. p. Sanduuist and son were
callers at the Jim Pospisil home Mon.
day morning.
Phillips County herald., 1923-10-11
PreventabJe.

Sickness costs the United StateA
SoOD,OOO,OOO year In lost wages and
the total loss from preventable dis
eases and deaths Is nearly $1,000. .OOO.-
900, according to the national health
council. How much of this could be
prevented by better laws to ensure
pure water and milk. and abolish
slums and overwork and o1ercrowd.
Ing? How much by shutting out low.
grade emigatiOn2
Phillips County herald., 1923-10-11

Wedding stationery at this office.
Phillips County herald., 1923-10-11

Calling cards at this office.
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RrsTArpANTS


sAvo1A RESTAURANT. Table .d'Hote
and a la Carte. American and Italian
Open II a. m. to IL p. m. 22O Park
sc Ayf; ca SEA t F7ooD. Everything in
Season. Ladies and Gentlemen. Open
Liberty ST., Opp. Gas Bldg; Quality
ST. REGIS. High-Grade Meals Served
Open Till a. m. 1917 N. Charles ST
Vernon S317.
RESTAURANTS. SEA FOOD:
STOP INN BUFFET. TRUITT 6 KELL
d 'Ha and a Ia Carte. Open Sundays
116 n. Liberty st. Calvert 4o72.
TAYLOR. JOHN: Open INT untn II M. p m
WILSON. H. CARTER. Jr Our Res
taurant Is Open Until 2 A. M; also
Homewood I7s2 =
ROAD MATERIALS,
MANUFACTURERS.
CONNER JOS P; PnSns nspeos iIs
Asphalt. Paint: Specializing in In
terocean Gasoline. E. Brooklyn Mo
South HOO. pooErNc
Gravel, ASBESTOS and Plastic Roofing
New Work and Repairs 1899 Alice
aqna & W RooF1 lsst-5 Co. Specialize.
ing in Asphalt Composition: 20, 21o1
SOUTHERN ASPHALT ROOFING AND
PAINT CO. asphalt oa psSt aea ESof and
Repaired. Damp Walls Made Dry; All
fully Given. 1901 Brighton st. Wal
w 1rH9n eSSai" ASBESTOS ROOFING
General Roofing. 1882 Milton ave
p W0iFs slST Avn MAsTIC FLOORING.
Seller ROOFING COMPANY. AZ.
bestos and Asphalt, Shingles; Roofs
Repairsd; we W9ter p1I0fiaR kI Hame 3
RooFIEG AND SHEET METAL WORK
KERNs, wM; A ; Stag and s SomPEsi,
Pennsylyania aye. vernon O72s,
COLONIAL Ma EooMIsNses house H EIsrx Rooms 2,
V soPR t c5oo1kDAeE AND Waste
MAN WTFFaaff'FEgsREEss AND
WINNIE. FRANK w, & SON INC. Cord
Irvine: ). Yar ra,s and Waste. IS s. Charles
WHoLEsALE AND FETAL.
Brass and Bronze Checks, Badges
stamp Supplies. seals, Notary and
Corporation. 22a N. Calvert st. Cal
vert 0522
SALES BOOKS.
BALTIMORE SALES BOOK CO., THE,
Manifolds, Books and Railroad Forms
3122-40 Frederick ave, Gilmor $3.50
SALES BOOKS AND AUTOGRAPH
AMERICAN s HaST BooK co. 2o5 W
Lombard at. Calvert 2416.
COALE, CHARLES; BALLMAN, r. A.
205 w. Lombard st. Calvert 2415.
KERR. ALEX BRO. & CO.. INC. A
Complete Line for All Uses. SOILS
S. Wolfe ST., BALTIC, Nd. Wolfe 02S2
SALTED FISH, WHOLESALE.
HUNTBMULLER, H. w. & SON. Ho-
tells, Stores and Restaurants Supplied.
402 W. Conway at. Plaza 1896.
SANITARIUMS
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SAUSAGE MANUFACTURERS.
HARTFORD GRAND Ne; Martin wE Horn: Prop OPP
Retail: S2OS Hartford I'd. Home
RE EPTf tRSS; CHARLES SON. Also
H R9Fk P E1s9 1910 N. Gay st,
"0i'e tsAsGGsAGE, RETAIL.
scHAUB. EDWARD. 966-s6s Lexing-
tOs SAW VIVA MkNU Gs.xsT1 Ri1s AND
REPAIRERS.
RE eIsE an9 s H5MRY Ha1 i7so Cir
saw Wa AND D KNIFE 1G4is Mi2aINSU1FiAcrURERs.
ToLAND & SONS. Machine Made
Knives and Saws. Front and Low
SITS sAW H4n1a Tls AND sHAv1Nes.
KEssLER, J: G. GO: Deliveries All
SITS. Wolfe is4s.
SIMPSON coMPUTTNe SCALE CO.,
kort. Maryland Representative. 273s
NdS seRAP IRON iSSi a AND MEAL la
cA sHIa IRON & METAL CO;
Second Hand Pipe and Machinery.
Dismantling and wrecking. 20So-4z
Aliceanna ST.. corner Chester st. Pa
R. r, Siding so MG1fs !sSs' Wolfe 1858
sOLMSON. NJ. FLY SCREEN co. Also
weather strips Bayard and Nant1-
coke SITS. Gilnor 0990-1.
SCULPTORS.
BERGE. EDWARD, Portrait, Reltefs and
Monumental Sculptor. 1895 Greenmount
ave. Vernon 1881.
BOND, ALBERT. Lexington Market
Dt N g 8 SEA FOOD HOUSE; Mrs.
H HoMsrd p s9 esr P60pE 4is6 "
HAssLINGER. WALTER. Live. and
steamed oysters. claims, soft and hard
crabs, live-steamed shrimp, canned
HoCH, GEORGE J. Al sea food .s :. In
season. 1925 Pennsylvania ave. Madl-
JONES, CHARLES N. Fresh fish. crabs
and crab meat; orders delivered, Stall
5000 Bel Air Fish Market. Plaza
KUHI. FREDERICK. Sea food and
game; telephone orders. delivered.
Stalls Nos. 2os to 215, Lafayette Mar
" ana crabs. ESciusivelS " Deliveries,
SEA 20 s GeaE!Si St R,fsH issf RETAIL
BAUMALER. JOSEPH, Hotels. res
1445 William st. South o2oo.
MEDFoRID: PANEL AN L, $50 Forrest
MiTcHELL SEA POOP CO. Deliveries
everywhere. , stand 2OS' Cross ST. Mar
sc IN SSui +. J. Hil sea foods in sea-
son. 1929 Frederick ave. Gilmor
SEEDS AND FEED-WHOLESALE
BLAMBERG BROS, INC. Field seed.
poultry feed. 1O7 Commerce st. Plaza
S413
BUTLER & BOSSE. Commercial sew
ing machines. S27 w. Baltimore at.
Plaza 1895.
RAYMER, c. L. Singer and White ma.
chimes; also repairs. $50 w. Balti.
more st. EalYert AesS,
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Plaza 7ooo-70o1
Pianos, Player Pianos
Reproducing Pianos
Boschen-Smith Piano Co., Inc.

PIANOS AND TALKING MACHINES.
cH1cKERING wARERooMs, E. Paul
Hamilton, Inc, pistri6 pitI. The The
trolas and Cheney Talking Machines.
Music Rolls. Records and @. Saninets'
422 N. Howard St Vernon Z54o
Ger Mgr Ra.Ss Ro Sn9S
and Sheet Music. 300 N. Charles
ct Calvert 1855.
SHOP, INC, Victor Machines ana
Records, Player Pianos and Rolls
Cash or Installnnent 10s w. Licking
ton St Calvert 1858.
PIANOS AND VICTRoLAs.
KUNKEL PIANO CO, Baldwin. Hal
let e. Davis, Virtuolo Player Pianos.
Angelus Reproducing Pianos, VIC
troias, Records and Music Rolls 100
n. Liberty 1T. Plaza 0664 & o566.
PICKLES AND sAUERKRAUT-
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL.
LIST g. SONS, In Bulk; Orders De-
llvered. Stand 67o-672: S899l93 Bel
Air Market. Calvert S662-W 1901
Homewood ave. Vernon $3.50.
PIN CUSHION FORM MANUFAC-
TURERS
KIDwELL MFG. CO, Wallace II. KID
we'll, A Complete Line of High Grade
Goods. 1910 Thames 1T. Wolfe 1910.
PIPES d SMOKERS ARTICLES
SILVER PIPE NOVELTY CO,
Everything in the Line of Smokers
Artisles S27 w. Baltimore St Cal
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pIANns AND ORGANs.
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SOCIAL ERROR:
buying the landlord. a. drink.

buying the landlord "a drink.
Kneeling and saying yourspra;'
eEs before going to bed in Pull
: man car:
Proposing to a. girl just after
recovering from the flu,
Using a pair Of, ceiiuloid dice
IN a crap game. ~
Giving a bald-headed man "a
comb and brush for his birthday.
-. Telling your wife that she
ought to have her hair bobbed
like the flappers at the summer
resort.
Persuading your neighbor that
he ought to raise chickens.
Applauding for an encore when
the minister finishes his sermon.
The Washington times., 1923-08-24
MEDBURY
SAY IS
By John p. Medbury.
1 wELL-KNowN doctor say

- u w 1hL-ANO"N uOS|VA S~S
"a that nine out of ten pc
IA pie eat Nteo last. Maybs
he's right, and the chances are
the other one doesn't eat at all.
Surne men are SO wealthy that
they can eat, perterhOuse steak
slowly and others are; 50 broke
that they can't eat doughnut in
. hurry.
It's almost impossible to take
your time eating, because there
are so many. quick-lunch restau-
rants Sin town.
When q man orders minute
: steak he's not supposed to take
IN hour eating It.
And, besides. the average, steak
= 3snso small, that you couldn't. pos
sibly make 1T last that long.
After the first bite there's
nothing left to chew but the air. .
And nobody wants to work,
their jaws up and down for moths
ing, except a woman.
A. lot Of people do eat too fast,
but SEINE restaurants make it Inn
possible to eat I'm . hurry.
-
You eat whenever the waiter
feels like bringing it to you.
: But restaurant food is like
Come slow, 60 fast.
OF course. you go into some
restaurants and by the time you.
get your food you're afraid to. eat
II slowly for fear youth starve to
death.
The walters must have heard
What the doctor said. because
most Of them take their time
with. your dinner.
However, these quick service
places have enabled a man to get
Indigestion twice as fast.
= Same Of these lunch counters
!. are so speedy that they bring
your order before you even have
time to take your hat off.
Maybe you weren't going to
take it of. anyway, but they
don't. know it.
They. take it for granted that
every Il. -, IS a gentleman until
they see him eat.
One ma vas so anxious to eat
his meal slowly that he took his
watch out. and he laid it on the
courts. seestfe his paate.- He was
% busy Watching his derby that
he You'd a sdeughuut land dipped
his watch n the coffee.
A man WIN eats In a quick
luneh phce is supposed to keep
:his =. sfE on his hat and not un.
Der It. s.
Taking your time eating may
be h"althful., but a waiter snen.
the whole day in. restaurant and
even he does sometimes.
tcopyriEht: 1928. King Features
ss-.sI SyndfcateI Inc.r
The Washington times., 1923-08-24
DevitaIixed. Glands
Result In Summer
Fatigue

GlandOgen Provides Simple.
Method Of Taking Glandu-
lar Treatment.
4 ccoRDING to<a racent ar.
- ticle' in the., International
Journal Of Surgery. fatigue.
which so many men and wori-
en- experience during the not.
weather months, is the result
OF Improper functipniHg OF the
giandular mechanism. : j ~.
Some Of tour: best.kIewn
scientific authorities move sad.
wise the taking. Of glandular
treatment by mouth. rather
than by operation. - 80 ~. y.
DR., Arnold Lorand says IN
! his book, ''Old Age .Deferred.H
in speaking OF tho. glands.
1--WE must insist upon the ~
: enforcement of their ) fnnG.
tons, H changed by ..age or
disease. by means OF extracts.
obtained from the. similar or.
gains of healthy young dni-
mails"
The new scientific tiisc0v-
cry. Glandogen, provides q
simple method offs taking
gland treatment = GiandoNsn
Ia prepared in convenient, tab
let .forp,,: and the formula ;,
combines actual, gland !. aaab-
stance With other efficaG iOua,
ingredients =, It IL prepared in
two fofmsJ one for. men and
one FOR women GIandogen
can be obtained at all stQEus.
OF the Peoples Drug Co, Mail
orders given prompt attention.
GL.AN I
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THE WORLD WE
LIVE IN |
By Dave Sentner.

T appears that Europe has the
gold fever and wants . doos
Of dollar serum.
How about threeln1ile linir
on smoking poor cigar2
Auto license applicants. should
not be examined as toxhow they
drive their car but a. to how they
drive their heads.
Germany, IL moving toward
economic chaos, !, says6t the Prime
Minister o. England. Not quite
40 fast as, she moved toward
Belgium in 1914
You can spot the hanpscsxed
man By che way he r0ars over q
telephone.
a bank cashier must Be- assreat
philosopher. \
49, al4t.
The difference betyeen q stand.
patter and = progressive - the .
difference betwean feather
duster and vacuum cleaner.
Theirs seems 10 be = scarcity IN
fenainins bathing suit material
this season.
All ws want to know, about !
man il that he neysr rot shis
clothes dirty when he vas = boy.
England wants to edQpt our
American dollars ana ts Much
obliged, but there's not much
chance Of them ,there ,childrea
ever going to- the poor housD
Army experts have Invented
waterproof p0wdsF. 1T sounds
like = great Victory for THE
Re The ever 90 humble - naan
may always revel. IN the joy Of
scratchingi . MOSQUITO tite
II seems that when = .acoIlar I
comes hack. from the laaint sure
enough clean. it's wOsn through
to. the lint. .sz
Can ron +ims6 ins 8 rtaIIlayer
wanting to desert his profession
to runs for the prestdencyP
Eddy .IEetts says .tha4 Nlaeu you
feel cGmforta bIS &c the dinner
stablss II ii time Ito re he what
mistake You are ccrnnitt
One way, soE: tie svea tier man
to - feslltatt lon safs Il to !.
prophecy now that therein be
coal shortage. next winter
! Middle-class melodrannas When
baby swallows -thea key to the
car at . family picfi1c.
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One way. Tor the svea tper man
to get = regulation safety Il to ]
prophecy now that therein be
coal shortage. next 'winters
!. Middle-class melodraInas When
baby swallows -thea key to the
car at = family picfhc..
The Washington times., 1923-08-24

Eddy. xetts says. .tha4s men you
fsels cdrnforta the dinner
table; Il IL time Ito rsa H. what
mistake Won are conamit ting.
The Washington times., 1923-08-24

Theirs seems 10 be . scarcity IN
feminine bathing suit material
this season.
The Washington times., 1923-08-24

You can spot 1.-THE hanDeoised
man by che way ne roars over 4
telephone.
The Washington times., 1923-08-24

The difference b6tween O. stand.
patter and = progressive is the !.
difference between . feather
duster and vacuum cleaner.
The Washington times., 1923-08-24

/ Can ron lima insssa SrteIlayer
wanting to desert his profession
to run for the prestd ency2
The Washington times., 1923-08-24

1t seems that wh1n - collar
comes hack. from the Iaaind sure
enough clean it's wOrn through
to, the lint. ssss.sys
The Washington times., 1923-08-24

2 How about . tllreegn1ile limit
on smoking poor clgar2
The Washington times., 1923-08-24

a bank cashier must be asgreat
PHILOSOPHER. 81
The Washington times., 1923-08-24

Army experts have Invented
waterproof powdsF. 1T sounds
like = great Victory for fthe
ladies.
The Washington times., 1923-08-24

When q man orders . minute
steak he's not supposed to take
IN hour eating It.
The Washington times., 1923-08-24

Germany Il moving toward
econonice chaos" says3the Prime
Minister o. England. Not quite
a. fast As she moved toward
Belgium in 1914.
The Washington times., 1923-08-24

And, besides. the average steak
aseso. small that you couldn't, pos
eibly make it last that long,
The Washington times., 1923-08-24

England wants to- edopt our
American dollars ana ts, Much
Obliged, but there's not much
chance Of them there childrea
ever going to- the poor house
The Washington times., 1923-08-24

Auto license applicants should
not be examined - toxhow they
drive their car but a. to how they
drive their heads.
The Washington times., 1923-08-24

I T appears that Europe has the
gold fever and wants aedoss
: Of dollar serum.
The Washington times., 1923-08-24

It's almost impossible to take
your time eating, because there
are so many quick-lunch restau,
rants Sin town.
The Washington times., 1923-08-24

After the first bite there's
nothing left to chew but the air.
The Washington times., 1923-08-24

Maybe YOU weren't going to
take. it off anyway, but they
don't. know it.
The Washington times., 1923-08-24

= Same Of these lunch counters
-. are so speedy that they bring
your order before you even have
time to take your hat off.
The Washington times., 1923-08-24

They. fake it for granted that
every Il. n is a gentleman until
they sex. him eat.
The Washington times., 1923-08-24

However, these quick service
places have enabled a man to get
Indigestion twice as fast.
The Washington times., 1923-08-24

And nobody wants to work
their jaws up and down for moths
ing, except a woman.
The Washington times., 1923-08-24

Alot Of people do eat too fast,
but SEINE restaurants make it Inn
possible to eat I'm . hurry.
The Washington times., 1923-08-24

A man WIN eats In q. quick
luneh ptace is supposed to keep
his OF. his hat and not un-
Der &.
The Washington times., 1923-08-24

One ma vas so anxious to eat
his neal slowly that he took his
watch out and he laid it on the
eonfsts:' igesstfe his paate He was
% busy Watching his derby that
he Noaid a doughuut land dipped
his watch n the coffee.