The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-02-08

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iIowd,, folks. George Sails.
bury Is now the official weather
observer In Seattle. We hops the
climate agrees with him.
Heretofore the predictions have /
been made In California. but the /
seattle Chamber Of Commerce de.
cldcd that Il wanted its weather pre-
dictions made In America.
Everybody talks aboai fhs ,rsasher.
sxf nffls cos BE- doae aeoai e.
(TRssks. Mark
The weather Observers office Is on
TOP o. the Hoge building. which may
explain Why Mr.. salisbury n gcn-
crafty up In the air.
SHORT STORY
Rain. Today and Tomorrow.
No doubt the auto dealers are al |
ready referring to the three golden |
ehariots dug Up from the tomb Of
King Tutankhamen as used cara
We know Some dealers who would
take those charsots. regild them and
sell EN- as 1919 stock models
And Barney oldfieid Is already an.
nouncing. no doubt. that the reason
the ehariots lasted 1900 years Is be-
cause they were equipped with his
tree
C0LpIN.THEHEAD BLUES
Beliebe me. ID all thod cndearix yugg
charbs
whicg gase on SOC fongiy today
We're tog fage by foborrow and pasd
from da sixE
Tvould vorrig me iiddlc today.
All songue<wssters entered 10 TIC
stars contest this week must begin |
With tho letter h The prize. no |
doubt win Be won By somebody with |
. cold in the head
go
Hanging IL too good for The con-
testant who starts his tonguc.twis,er |
with the word .-ByD.~
We are not cerfria bat tce fhink |
ven nnsse our ners astlc 0irI slrta |
iva Brerr.
MOTION PICTURE DEPARTMENT |
The trouble with the movies"
remarked Jackie Coogan rs he
glanced toward Baby Peggy. Is
these here Wild women"
with only si.soo.ooo n year with |
which 70 buy gurndrops. we suggest |
that the Society for the Prevention |
81 Cruelty to Children investigate
the plight Of Jackie coogan.
The New York Medical Review
Of Reviews says that the mod |
ern nurse Ia ignorant. avaricious.
coarse IN mind and manners. disloy. |
al. snobbish, obnoxious and vain.
This may be 80. but there Is only |
one thing We want 10 know about a
nurse. Is she b goodlooking gal7-
CANDIDATE FOR THE POISON
IVY CLUB
Bird who comes late 10 the
theater and walks all over your
feet to reach his seat.
There's lot Of talk about war In |
Europe. but II does seem sometimes
as II those dogs OF war are bull"
dogs.
No. Hortense. the Near East Relief
Fund Is moi for East Seattle ferries. |
baby boy was born to the Prin.
cess Mary last night, and an irnme-
diate operation was performed upon
The child TO remoye the silver spoon
from HIS mouth.
May we be permitted 10 wonder II
tne royal monogram Ia embroidered
on the child's diapers?
THE TEST
LII Gee Gee says she always
knows when the party Is get
ting rough because that Is the
time she tries 10 Skin the cat
on the chandelier.
what has become OF the old.fash.
Toned youngster who used 10 get a
tooth extracted by dentist and
hen take II home and put sugar in
y 30 no could watch II ache?
Down brakes. kiddo.e aald Tesaie.
me beautiful wsItress, as the brake.
man endeayored 10 encircls her
waist. Down brakes. you're going
around a dangerous curve
WHAT THE Wild WAVES ARE
sAyTNCt
N..r2sdinr 70 Newspaper Hoadiines)
eoo asI wsvs Hits Hawaii; sf,s0e.-
cs Crime wsv. Again Feared in
Beaaty sue- whn Permanent
wave Dissppears.r
Ford Not Yet at Crest Of Finan-
w...ss Farewell; Jumps over
" seattle H.dis Waves Picked Up
Mrs. Miller PoIndexter saya she
WIN continue 10 write for the news. |
papers.
sne can have this column II she
VIII prf mise not 10 yet I'm lnto any