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The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1923-03-01

Huntington-Mrs. William Ramsey,
63 years old, is dead as result of in
5uries sustained when she fell down
i've steps at her home.
Parkersburg-Contract has been let
to a local firm to construct a manu-
featuring plant for the Blackwood
Electric Steel corporation on the
South Side, at an approximate cost of
S15O, 1000.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1923-03-01

w e. n g-Marie, six year-old
daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. John Rocnic,
died at local hospital as a result
of burns from an exploding kerosene
lamp which fell from the mantel at
their home. Her eleven-year-old bro
ther was seriously burned but is ex-
pected to recover
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1923-03-01

Philippi-Twenty-two young men
and women registered in the depart
ment of journalism recently organized
at Broaddus college. The journalism
students are enrolled in other depart
ments of the colleg2 and are taking
the newspaper course as = extra-ume
course.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1923-03-01

Clarksburg-City council passed an
emergency ordinance prohibiting the
Monongahela power and railway COM
pany from using "one-man" cars here
The penalty in the ordinance is fixed
at not less than 500 and not more than
500 fine for each violation. One coun-
Gilman voted against the measure
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1923-03-01

Wheeling. - The labor shortage in
the upper Ohio Valley industrial field
hit the Wheeling district hard when
1t was learned that the Carnegie steel
company plant at Bellaire received 40
negro laborers from Columbus, and
plans to bring 400 more in the imme-
dlate future. The men are being
housed on the mill grounds, with a
cOmmissary run in connection Many
other industries in the districts are
scouting the country for workers, par
ticularly labOrers.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1923-03-01

= Bluefield-The body of Henry Ro-
gowski, 7-year-old cripple who dis
appeared from his home at Gary, Nc
Dowell county, was found in the icy
waters of Tug river several miles from
his home. 1t is thought the boy fell
from foot bridge.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1923-03-01

ingwood-Samuel Montgomery OF
this city, has been designated as fed
eral labor conciliator for the United
States department of labor and is as
signed to West Virginia. Montgom-
cry was former state labor commits
Sioner.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1923-03-01

Huntlngton-St Edwards prepara-
tory college here will be closed at The
termination of the present semester
and the property converted into a hos
pital, according to word received here
by Rev. Or. II. 3 Altmeyer from Rt.
Rev. John j. Swint, bishop of Wheel
ing. The school, admitting only boys,
was founded by the late Bishop P. j.
Donahue. The nursing stan OF the
hospital is to DE- comprised of mem
beTs Of vel, known sisterhood al
ready active in the state, It is said.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1923-03-01

Charleston - Seventy-five dollars
were ordered paid to b. A. Robinson,
Kanawha TwO-Mile farmer, by the
county court for the loss of three
pure-bred sheep in November, 1921.
The sheep were killed by dogs, and
Mr.. Robinson brought a claim for 500
before the court several days ago. Mr..
Robinson told the court that his sheep
were valued at $50 each and that ne
could sell them at such a price He
asked $50 each, but accepted $50.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1923-03-01

Sisterville-Mack Ingraham, we'll
known oil field worker, was seriously
burned when blazing oil enveloped him
while he was thawing out pipes on
Broadrun, near here. Ingraham re-
turned to work after a months alb
sence due to a broken arm. He start
ed the day by thawing pipes An ac-
cumulation of gas in one of the pipes
exploded, showering Ingraham with
blazing oil.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1923-03-01

Huntington-Organ of the
Consolidated Power and Light COM
pany, with a capital stock of $5OOO,-
0c>, was announced by L. u. Hays,
assistant gene al manager of the Con
solidated Light, Heat and Power COM
pany. Corporation papers have been
granted by Secretary of State Hous-
ton G. Young.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1923-03-01

Clarksburg-An alternative verdict
of $6,5OO was allowed Hezz' G. Tiche-
nal, of Wilsonburg, in Harrison coun-
ty circuit court against the Clarksburg
Light and Heat company for alleged
personal injuries sustained when gas
from we'll drilled by the defendant
company seeped into his water we'll
and was ignited when plaintiff went
to the well with q match.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1923-03-01

Morgantown-The total value OF
livestock on West Virginia farms, Jan
nary 1, 1923, was approximately $46,-
415,0O0, compared with $42.06S,OOO a
year ago, according to the annual live
stock estimate issued here by the
United States department Of agrlcul.
ture.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1923-03-01

West Union-An epidemic OF in
huenza at West Union, seat Of Dod-
bridge county. developed to such seri-
Gus proportions that all the public
schools. including both the high and
graded schools, were closed for an
indefinite period. More than 2 third
of the pupils and teachers were abed.
while several hundred others we're af-
fected. Physicians and nurses were
overwOrked and appealed to nearby
cities for aid.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1923-03-01

Salem The Percy Oil Company Of
Clarksburg struck a million-foot gas
well on the Gofr farm on Big Rock
Cnmp Greek near Salem. The product
wos purchased at once by Cabot and
company, who supply gas to the town
Of Salem. The well Is the largest
struck 10 this section In more than
a yea.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1923-03-01

Huntington-The Huntington Tri-
State fair and fall racing meet will
be held here September "a to 20, inclu-
sive, it was announced by the board
of directors Of the fair association. 1t
is probable that the state convention
of the Benevolent Protective Order Of
Elks and a state meeting Of the
American Legion will be held here at
the same time.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1923-03-01

Richwood-The largest wildcat ever
seen in this vicinity was bagged and
brought to town by p. Sherman Null
lens and Henry Showers, of the Poca-
hontas trail. The cat measured "a
inches from fore paws to hind paws
and weighed approximately 80 pounds.
Nuilens received the usual bounty for
killing wildcats, and eight dollars for
the pelt. 1t was the fourth cat bagged
in this vicinity this season.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1923-03-01

Bluefield-Thirteen families were
made homeless when fire of unknown
origin destroyed the old Princeton inn,
a Princeton. In recent years the
structure has been used as an apart
ment house and was owned by Captain
L. II. Perkins. The building was
brick and frame structure, the brick
addition having been made few years
ago. The entire building and contents
were a total loss.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1923-03-01

Harperstown--M sked klansmen
visited Cam Hart, who lost n leg some
years ago as result OF an automo-
bile accident ana presented him with
an artificial limb.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1923-03-01

Fairmont-The John Russo whole
sale fruit produce store here was de-
stroyed by fire with a loss Of several
thousand dollars. 1t is believed tha.
the building took fire from an over
heated stove. The building, a frame
structure, was burned down and the
entire contents including heavy con-
signment of fruit and vegetables de-
Stroyed.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1923-03-01

Clarksburg-Miss Cora Atchnson,
ot Clarksburg, president of West vir-
ginia federation OF music clubs, has
appointed Mrs. A. G. Lancaster of Par
kersburg to be in charge of the state
contest for young professional musi-
clans to take place February 10 to
March 80, it was announced.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1923-03-01

Weirton-Fire destroyed the two
story apartment and business building
of T. B. Angels entailing a loss es-
tiInated at $4,000. Mrs. George Glbeda
sustained a fractured leg and internal
in5uries when she jumped from an up
stairs window. Help was summoned
from the Weirton Steel company.
, 1923-07-10
MRS. CREIGHTON
ON TRIAL
IN NEW JERSEY
Cocoa Served as Death
Potion, Prosecutor
Tells Jurors.

NEWARK. N. J.. July 10 The
state Monday opened its case against
Mrs. Mary +. Creighton. on trlnl
under an Indictment charging she
murdered her mother-in.law. Mrs.
Annie Creighton. by feeding her
poison. The accused. with her hus.
band. was acquitted a month ago of
h murder of her brother, Charles
r. Avery. an invalid who died of
poisoning.
The prosecutor. in opening his
case. declared he would link Mrs.
Annie Creighton's last illness with a
cup of cocoa prepared by her daugh.
~ter-in-law. the defendant.
II will show. too he said. "that
she said to a neighbor. IT know ma
too poison and 1 don't dare tell pa
because he Will say 1 gave 1t to her
h prosecutor also said he would
show that silk underwear purchased
for the corpse disappeared and was
found several days later on the per.
son of the defendant.
, 1923-07-10

bers OF his cabinet as wen as by the
governor of California the mayor OF
San Francisco and many prominent
citizens OF the state including Major
General Hunter Liggett and Adolph
California Legion of Honor building.
Hand lettered and artistically bound
in ooled leather. h message was
presented by Mrs. Adolph De Brette-
vile Spreckels to a representative of
Premier Poincare. who will probably
place it in some national museum
for permanent exhibition.
, 1923-07-10

LoNDoN-Premier Baldwin an
nounced in the house of commons
that is might be possible for the
government to make a statement
IN reparations Thursday.
, 1923-07-10
Message From
California Is
Read in France

PARIS. July 10. By the Assoc
lated PresseThe closing day of the
Exhibit at the palace Of the legion
honor of the art collection which
designed to form part Of the per-
panent collection in the reproduc.
BON of the Palace at San Francisco.
fas marked by the presentation OF
parchment bearing a message Of
friendship from California to France.
The message was signed by Presi-
fent Harding and most of the mem,
, 1923-07-10
Steamer Goes
On the Rocks

HAMILTON, Bermuda, July o.
QBy The Associated Press)-The
steamship Vaughan. from Buenos
Aires June 81 for New York. went
on the rocks in Bermuda channel
early today. 1t was not believed she
was damaged. It was expected she
would be fioated clear with the after
noon tide. Passengers remained on
board and no uneasiness was felt for
their safety.
, 1923-07-10

THE CASPER PRIVATE
HOSPITAL
938 South Durbin-Phone s7S
Women's and Chidren's Hospital
542 South Durbin-Phono 406
STAFF
SURGERY, GYNECOLOGY AND
OBSTETRICS
Homer r. Lathrop. NJ. D., #. A. c. 8.
Victor II. Dacken, ID. Sc. NJ. ID.
EYE, EAR, NOSE and THROAT
HARMON l.. Stanton, NJ. s., NJ. ID.
SKIN AND X-RAY TREATMENT
GENITO-URINARY DISEASES
G. b. Underwood, NJ. ID.
ROENTGENOLOSIST
Halle NJ. Ellis
PATHOLOGIST
j. +. ODonneil, NJ. ID.
PHARMACIST
r. s. Lothian. Phi. G..
DENTIST
@. f Duncan. ID. ID. 8
Offices in Rohrbaugh Building
113 East Second Street
Telephone 81 and SIS
DIR. KATHRYN +. T. SMITH
Physician and Surgcon-North CAS-
per. Formerly mt Corner of II. and
Durbtn. Hoffman Apartment, 12l
Madison st. Phone Later.
DIR. w. w. YATES
Specialist
Eye,Ear, Nose and Throat
Suite 2. liz East Second
MARSHALL C. KEITH. Nj. ID.
HERBERT L. HARVEY, NJ. ID.
Office EOS South Center-Phone 30
Private Hospital. 612 South DurbIn
General Practice Surgery Obstetrics
LAWYERS
AMBROSE HEMINGWAY
Lawyer
Room ssa Midwest Blaa.
NICHOLS & sTIRRETT
Lawyers
see-1o-11 Oil Exchange Bldg.
JAMES p. KEN
4o8 Consolidated Royalty Bldg.
HAGENS & MURANE
Lawyers
soS-z07 OIL Exchange Building
WILLIAM o. WILSON
Attorney-at-Law
Suite 14-15-16 Townsend Bsdg.
VINCENT MULvANEY
Attorney-nt-Law
427 Midwest Building
OGILBEE 4 ADAMS
21o O-S Building Phone fa17
DR. CAROLINE G. DAVIS
Osteopsthic Physician
Suite 8. Tribune Apartments, Phi. 3ss
DIR. G. A. SANFORD
Osteopathic Physician
s1o Midwest Bldg. Phone 1880
SHOE REPAIRING
NORTH CASPER SHOE SHOP
All Work Guaranteed
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TAILORS
TROY TATLORs AND CLEANERS
i4S r.. Phone 96SW
VOICE CULTURE :.
MRS. BERTA SMITH
Concert Soprano and Teacher of
Singing
Pupil Of
Oscar Saenger of New York City
Specializing In Voice Placing and
Development
| No. I6 Ardmore Ants Pboue 1891
, 1923-07-10
and Professional Directory
DOCTORS

DIR. T. j. RIACH
Physician and Surgeon
Phone 1919 Residence Els
, 1923-07-10
AMERICAN IS
UNDER ARREST
AS SHUGGL.ER

SHANGHAI. July e.-By The As
ISOLATED Press)-A warrant was
issued here today for the arrest of
Lawrence H.. Kearney, American,
charged with being the head Of a
plot for the wholesale smuggling of
arms into China from Russian and
Japanese sources.
, 1923-07-10

missed from his home at Monu-
ment. Pat" Murphy. 1o2 year old
hiker. Monday abandoned his trip
up the mountain on foot. after
reaching Timerline and agreed to
finish the last few miles aboard a
cog wheel train.
, 1923-07-10
MRS. BUZZI TO
die In CHAIR

NEW YORK. July s.-Mrs. Anna
Buzzi today was sentenced to die in
the electric chair during the week Of
August 6. for the murder of Frederick
Schneider. Bronx contractor with
whom she lived for eight years.
, 1923-07-10
CENTENARIAN
ON CLIMB UP
PIXIES PEAK

COLORADO SPRINGS. Colo.
July 1o-Yielding to the pleas of
his many friends and a searching
party which has been securing the
slopes of Pixies Peak since early
Saturday morning when he was
, 1923-07-10

CHICAGO. - Orders to start
negotiations at once for the pur.
chase of surface and elevated lines
by the city were passed by the
council committee on transporta-
ton,
, 1923-07-10
SUMMARY OF
NIGHT NEWS
INDIANAPOLIS.

INDIANAPOLIS. Ind.-Unoffi-
cial fluctuations. compiled by the
indianapolis chamber of commerce
show Lieutenant r. S. Olmstead,
army pilot. to be the winner Of the
national balloon race, his balloon
travelled approximately 500 miles,
descending at Marilla. N. Y.
GLACE BAY. N. SINNERS in
three sections OF District No. 2s
of the United Mine Workers of
America voted for a 100 percent
strike in support of their demand
for liberation of Dan Livingston,
president. and James B. MacLach-
Ian. secretary. of the district or
ganization who were arrested on
charges of circulating false in
formation regarding steel workers
in Cape Breton
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-10-18
Monkeys Ranq the Tocsin.

A correspondent in Naples tells an
amusing tale Of two escaped monkeys,
which, after frightening a whole dis
trict for several days. modified the
countryside by ringing the tocsin in
the village church. The two delin-
quents were acquired by two rich Nea-
politans, who wished to have a Voro-
noff operation performed. Pending the
moment when the celebrated professor
could proceed to Italy, the monkeys
were kept in a cage. One day they
managed to break the doors of the
cage and escape. Reaching the Royal
park of Capodimote, the simian Wis
itors considerably startled the people
there, until finally they were chased
into the village church. Spying two
ropes, the monkeys made s. dash to
climb up to what must have seemed a
safe point Of vantage. Soon the bells
at the other end of the ropes began to
toll a tocsin, which grew ever wilder
as the beasts, driven half frantic by
the unknown sound of changing, swung
widely back and forth until crowds at
tracted by the ringing bells captured
them both.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-10-18
Anqler-Eishe

The family of the angler-fshes con-
tains more strange forms than any
other. Living on the sea-bottom and
seeking their prey by stealth, angler
fishes do not need powerful swimming
muscles; consequently the size of the
body and tail has become considerably
reduced, so that the head, relatively to
the size of the body, is usually large
(and villainously ugly). The rays of
the back-fin are very long, and the
foremost is provided with a fiaglike
flap of skin at the top, extremely sem
sitive to touch, and playing a very i'm
portant part in the capture Of its food.
The fish commonly lies concealed on
the sea-bottom, with this flag erect
ed. From its general resemblance to
the surrounding seaweed it is quite
inconspicuous, 81 that passing fishlings
seek not to avoid it. If n touches it
the jaws beneath open instantly. and
the luckless trespasser is engulfed. 1t
Is probable that this flag serves also
as a lure to attract passing fishes.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-10-18
Tho East.

And hen l saw the men of the East
they were looking at me. The whole
length Of the jetty was full of people
| saw brown, bronze, yellow faces. the
black eyes, the glitter, the color Of ar
Eastern crowd. And all these beings
stared without a murmur, without .
sigh, without a movement. Moth.
ing moved. The fronds of palms stood
still against the sky. Not a branch
stirred along the shore, and the brown
roofs of hidden houses peeped through
the green foliage, through the big
leaves that hung shining and still like
leaves forged of heavy metal. This
was the East of the ancient naviga.
tors, so old, so mysterious, resplend.
ent and somber, living and unchanged
Joseph Conrad. in Youth.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-10-18
SAW H0RATIO ALGER'S GHOST
Young BootbIacks by Tripping
Policeman.

Emil Jones was always going in fol-
things. His acquaintances knew him
and because they knew him they KEEP
away from him. His latest is spiritual
ism, and be has been a bore for the
last few weeks; so when he quietly
stated after returning from lunch thai
he had just seer the ghost of Horatic
Alger no one gave him the slightest
heed.
That didn't stop Emil any. He just
smiled sheepishly, took a long breath
and began: "Yeh; when Ayers ghost
walked up the street to the corner the
other day at moo and stopped for a
moment in front of a cafeteria and
watched four little bootblacks busy at
their trade, he received the most earth
ly shock of his entire spiritual exist
ence."
"Yes?" said Smith. the b~ookkeeper,
who didn't particularly care for Emil's
tales, but took a keen delight In the
discontinue of the rest of the staff,
"just what caused this particular
shOck?'
"Well," beamed Emil, who was now
sure of at least one listener. 'the four
bootblacks were working so quickly
that Horatio stopped and remarked at
the terrible speed of the youngsters.
81 turned to Horatio's ghost and
whispered: See the first boy on the
end? He seems to be winning
"'Yes,' replied Horatio Alger, vino
had overcome his timidness and came
closer to me, so | could now see him
quite plainly, but ., 8 and 4 are not
far behind. See-all of them almost
simultaneously have now commenced
on the second shoe
"'But' L replied. I still think the
nearest lad will finish first. If you
wish to make a little wager +
"Just then there was a hurried sour
rying and a sharp Cheese it, de copsp
and four boys sprang as n from their
tasks. leaving boxes. brushes, polishing
and polish scattered over the side
walk.
Oue VI tut lduS LII dnOlHCi iAotdht
would have been arrested, but just as
the policeman stretched out his hand
to grasp the little fellow he tripped
and sprawled upon the sidewalk.
1.-THE policeman picked himself up,
brushed off his clothes, glared at the
gathering crowd for q moment
and then continued on up the street at
a slow walk.
"He probably did not know and pos
sibly never will know what l know and
saw with my own eyes. Just as he
was about to lay his hand on the
voungster, Horatio Ayers ghost ran
out from the shadows of the
building and deliberately gave the vii
ainous policeman the foot New
York Sun and Globe.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-10-18
The Change.

Eyes, Mabel has given up the idea
Of a career"
you don't tell me And she was so
determined, had made all arrangements
to work her way through music in Mu-
mich and art in Paris. My goodness So
devoted to a career!"
"Yes, dear, yes. she was; but there
was an awful wealthy bereavement in
The family of that young man who
wanted to marry her, so she decided to
console him !"-Richmond Times-Dis-
patch.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-10-18
WORTH KNOWING

The public schools OF Columbia will
be remodeled along the lines of those
In the United States.
ST. Bartholomew hospital In Lon
don, recently celebrated its eight hun
dredth anniversary.
The larvae Of cells are born In the
spring in the Atlantic at a depth Of
1000 feet.
There are more than twice as many
motor cars and trucks In Hawaii as
81 all China.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-10-18
A M HERE

A Yankee soldier while in England
was being shown over an old churcl
beneath whose floor there were many
graves.
"A great many people sleep within
these walls said the guide solemnly
as he indicated the inscription-covered
floor.
rs that SOP" replied the Yankee.
Same way over in our country. why
don't you get a more interesting
Observation-Disclosures Magazine.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-10-18

Follow the dictates OF you CON
science and you'll never land in Jail.
How foolish a man feels when he
hears Of a baby being named after
him.
Many a man pulls down his charac-
ter in an effort to build up his repu-
tation.
Some one asks why babies cry. Per-
haps it's because they don't know how
to swear.
In ancient Egypt trained monkeys
we're used to help gather the fruit
from trees.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-10-18
Envied Newton.

Teacher-Newton discovered the
law Of gravity by an apple falling
from a tree upon his head.
Johnny "a reluctant pupil)-Yes'm
II he'd been in school he'd never have
discovered anything at all.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-10-18
Where He LIS.

Optimist-What has become Of the
old-fashioned mar who used to tell
you the bright sayings Of his kid?
Pessimist-He's now telling you the
latest station he's got over the radio.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-10-18

Madge-Would you marry a mar to
reform him."
Mabel suppose l should have to
there isn't one of them that suits
me the way he is now !"-London
Opinion.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-10-18
Too Short a Time.

Magistrate Ito Scot charged with
assault)-I've a good mind to send you
to prison for six months.
Prisoner-You Gamma dae that. I
told We, mon, I'm only doom to London
for the week.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-10-18
Poor Advice ONLY.

Mr.. Beaver-The young puppy told
me to go and plant potatoes in my
w%hiskers!
His Friend-Never mind what e
says-don't you do it!-London Tit
Bits.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-10-18
Homo Amenities.

Mrs. Shopping-Jack, dear, / wish
you'd count those articles l bought
today and see II there Is twenty
seven.
Husband-Add 'em up yourself,
Molly, I'm no bargain counter.
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-10-18
Bargain Appeal.

81 can see now why you men like
baseball" remarked Mrs. Burlap. 81
appreciate these extra or bargain
innings. Now an opera never gives
you an extra act"
The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-10-18
True to Specifications.

Fair Customer-You told me the
colors of this bathing suit were fast.
Clerk-And aren't they?
Fair Customer-They ran all over
the beach.
Clerk-Why, then, you must admit
there's some speed in them.