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Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-06
Don Lee Man in
Visit to Valley

p. w. Roberts, travelling repre-
sentative of Don Lee, Incorporated,
the largest distributors of Cadillac
cars in the world, is visiting the Me
Dearmon Motors Company, distribu-
tors of the Cadillac for Imperial
Valley. The McDearmon Motors
Company report fine list of sales
and prospects and states in Their
opinion it is a good sign that the
valley is coming back, when folks
get to buying Cadillacs. William
Maloof, representative of the com
pany, is an ardent booster for the
valley and the Cadillac, and SAYS the
two make combination that is hard
TO beat.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-06

make the trip in three hours instead
of three days, he d be ready to talk
turkey with the next automobile
salesman that visited him, and
would trade the old club in for
something that could move.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-06
APPL YFOR 1923 |
LICENSES EARLY
WARNS AUTOCLUB
Members Urged to Act at
Once to Avoid
Congestion

Anticipating an unprecedented
rush for California state licenses
this wear, all branch offices of the
Automobile Club of Southern Cali
fornia have started taking applica-
tons for the new license numbers.
Every motorist who is n member
of the organization in this locality
is urged to apply at once at the near
est club office for the proper appli-
cation blanks and not to delay until
the last minute. If all auto owners
do wait. there will be n final Jam
which will prevent the smooth hand
ling of the situation at the time
hen the plates are issued.
Instructions to Visitors
Eastern visitors who have been
touring California and whose cars
We're registered during 1922 in an
other state and who now wish to
take out 1923 registration here
should procure certificate of reg
istration from the state from whence
they came and be prepared to prove
ownership of their machine when APP
plieation is requested for registra
ton.
Early application of club members
is urged, particularly in the branch
office district, as these applications
filed at the branch offices will have
to be forwarded to club headquar
tiers TO be rated and checked for
clearance.
Do not forget that if certificate
of ownership has been lost, destroy
ed or so mutilated that it cannot be
read, go at once to the club branch
and procure a fresh duplicate.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-06
Ted Curry Out
to Make Durant
Car-a-Day Mark

Ted Curry, new manager of the
Imperial Valley Durant agency, Is
out for n record of one car n day.
He is doing web so far in the new
year. Durants and Stars both count
and here is the list this far:
Vcne Bloomcr, Sam Danenberg,
J. S. Williams, J. d. Smith, Ell Cen
tro; William Drummer, r. w. Shan
non, j. ID. Walker, Holtvillc; F. p.
Cheney, John lIartner, Imperial;
James c. Goebbel, Sceley; Harry f,
Malay and Oscar Ramsey, CaIexico.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-06
BOXING CELEBRITY
is MARRIED HERE

Maurice VasWez, better known
as EMatty Rice" at one time 11S
pound boxing champion of the Pa
cific Coast, was married recently to
Miss Josephine Rieuz of Phoenix.
Arizona. The wedding which took
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-06
Things SURE DO :
MOVE SPECIALLY
in AUTO WORLD
Former Time to Coast
Three Days, Now
About 3 Hours

Possibly few readers of the valley
Stopped to think when they read Il
small item in the looking Back
ward" column of Thursdays Press,
what great changes the automobile
has made in Imperial Valley. This
particular item taken from the
Press Of January 4, 1902, stated that
G. A. Scott had arrived from San
Diego, and was enthusiastic about
road conditions, reporting that with
light rig (horse and buggy the
overland trip could be made in three
days.
That was only a short time ago,
as time is measured, yet the present
day resident of the valley considers
il shame if he doesn I reach San
Diego in about as many hours as it
took Mr.. Scott days, and the mod
ern man makes the trip in much
greater safety and comfort than the
pioneer. This great change is due
to the development of the autOmo-
bile, more than to any other agency.
The almost universal use of the auto
mobile, bringing in its train the de-
sire for good roads and improved
highways, has been the greatest
factor in making it possible to re-
duce so greatly, the travelling time
between the coast and the valley.
Trip was a Hardship
When Mr.. Scott left San Diego,
he was in for n long, nerve-racking
trip, with bad roads, the monotony
Of driving along hour after hour in
o. cramped position, excessive cold
in the mountains, and the knowledge
that if anything went wrong going
through the mountains, it might be
question of days before he could
receive help. There was also the
necessity of bringing his own food
along, and sleeping at night wherev-
er it might be possible.
Today, the valleyite wishing to go
to the coast, simply climbs into his
car, sees that he has sufficient gas
and oil, and "shoves off, with no
more thought about the trip he is
going to make than it he were only
going around the corner. Whether
he has n "flivver or high priced
: car, he Is certain to get over to San
Diego in five hours at least, and
thanks 10 good roads and the equip.
ment of his ear, he makes the trip
in solid comfort. At this season of
the year, with side curtain up, he
can make the stretch through the
mountains without any disagreeable
moments and knows that if any
thing should happen, it would only
be question of minutes before
some other traveller would be along
with ample provisions for rendering
help.
Now ma" Hits it Up
Twenty years ago, Mr.. Scott
would no more have thought of al
lowing his sons or daughters to at
tempt The trip to the valley than he
would have tried to ride over here
on a hog, yet today youngsters can
drive the family ear with as much
assurance of safety and speed as
DAD ever could, and even
"Ma," who in Mr.. SCOTS time,
SHE'D at the thought of getting out
behind old Dobbin and reeling off
a mile in five minutes, would think
nothing today of sitting in at the
steering wheel and "hitting it up
to As, and maybe so miles per hour,
depending, of course, upon where
she believed the speed cop to be.
As for Mr. Scott. il he lust couldn 4
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-06

Chicago-Jake Sehaefer, former
world s champion balk line billiard
player made q run of 403 in praetic
ing for his match hero with Roger
Cont, Belgian champion.
Imperial Valley press., 1923-01-06
Many New FOrds
Seen on Roads
by Press start Correspondent

CALIPATRIA, Jan. 6.-Mr. and
Mrs. George Gullett and their child
rem, spent last Sunday on motor
trip to Chuckawalla Valley on the
Niland-Blythc road. According to
Mr.. Gullett business has been SPLEEN
did and quite Il number of new
Fords have been placed in the last
week or 10 days. Bert Chambers,
Caleyico, bought new Ford tour
ing ear, Peter Dayton, of the North
End district also has new touring
model; the Imperial Utilities Corpor-
alton, through its local representa-
tive, f. q. SchultZe, has purchased
a new roadster; &. f. Lenont used
his turkey money and bought a four
door Ford sedan; Mrs. c. r. Niece,
II. b. Edwards, A. Amadeen, l.. Vas
Guez, Frank Mitchell, of Brawley, f..
Feuntez and Father Mckinney are
also recent purchasers of the "uni-
VprSal' ear
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-12-28
Asphalt River
Concrete HighWay

Mercer County is considering the
asphalting of the concrete road from
Washington Crossing north toward
Titusville, this section having badly
erumbled
1t is believed that an asphaltic
coating spread over this section will
make of il first-class road, and
at much less expense than any other
method
Even asphaltic roads are usually
laid over concrete surfaces, and Of
ten this surfacing is applied to
rough concrete roads, so its use on
the River Road Is no experiment.
If the Hunterdon County section,
from the Lambertville city line to
the Mercer County road, could be
evened up and asphalted, 1t would be
a great improvement, and would
complete what now amounts prac-
tically to boulevard between this
city and Trenton.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-12-28
Different Feather
Is Years 4 go

The weather of today and that
of twenty-five years sago show CON
siderable divergence. At that time
"eute" little temperatures of eight
and ten degrees below zero were
being registered in this vicinity, and
the "squeal" of sleigh runners on
the dry, hard snow, could be heard
nearly as far as the honk of an auto
horn carries now Trains were late
because the cross-over switches in
Broad Street station and Reading
Terminal, Philadelphia, had to be
pried open with crowbars, on account
of the icy condition of the rails.
One of the Cooler" days a gath
ering around the cheerful stove in
the old New Hope Delaware bridge
toll office discussed the possibility
of one of the new-fangled "horse-
less carriages" reaching this section
of the country. One or two of the
more daredevil type opined that
some fool millionaire would run one
up this way some day, but not even
these blatant prophets even thought
of meeting one on Christmas or New
Years Day.
Time, like the weather, changes.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-12-28
ST. ANDREWS CHURCH

At the 1890 a. m. Choral Euchar-
list on Sunday next the music which
was used for the midnight mass at
Christmas this year will be repeated;
the sermon at this service will be
preached by the Rev. A. w. Henzell,
M.Sc. We hope that those who
were prevented from attending the
midnight mass will avail themselves
of the opportunity to hear this
beautiful service, which one person
stated to the rector was one of the
best that they had heard for many
a long day. There will be the usual
Low Celebration Of the Holy Euch-
artist at 3. am :, on Sunday. The
evening service at 7.30 p. M, will
be a wholly Christmas service, CEN
sisting of the singing of the good
old Christmas carols with a brief
address by the rector. Tuesday
New Years Day, is for Churehmen
the Feast of the Circumcision Of
our Lord, and holy day Of obliga.
ton; on that day there will Ne two
celebrations of the Holy Eucharist
the first at 7.30 a. M, the second
at 10 a. M; both these services will
be held in st. Marks CO pel in
the Parish House.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-12-28
WILLIAM IL. BEATTY TAKEN
TO ST. FRANCIS HOSPITAL

William H. Beatty, well known
Lambertville merchant, was taken
to st. Francis Hospital, Trenton
for treatment last week, after having
been ill for fortnight with stomach
trouble.
Mr.. Beatty's condition has not inn
proved materially the past few
days, and an operation may be ne
cessary to relieve him. He was
first taken i'll ON December 8.
Besides conducting the only deli
catessan store in Hunterdon County
he is vice president of the Lambert
vile Merchants Association, and
was one of its charter members.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-12-28
Local Boy Gets An
Army APPOINTMENT

II. +. Johnson, of Lambertville,
was appointed second lieutenant
in the Reserve Officers Training
Corps Unit at Lafayette College,
Easton, Pa, last week. The unit is
one Of more than two hundred es-
tablished by the War Department
for the purpose Of training college
men to hold positions in the reserve
army. Major Bates Tucker, u. s..
A., retired, is commander at La
fayette.
johnson, who is senior at La
fayette, was one Of twelve appoint
ments announced These men will
contest for the positions of cadet
major and cadet adjutant of the
unit, and at the end of the year one
man will be elected to accept a
commission in the regular army as
second lieutenant.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-12-28

and Miss Bertha Johnson.
The entertainment committee had
charge of the program for the
evening. The first number was +he
singing of two Christmas ca 5,
"Hark the Herald Angels Sing" 4
80 Come All Ye Faithful by the
club.
Mrs. Roscoe Magill played a de-
Jis6tfuf violin solo.
Mrs. c. J. Roller sang Silent
Night" with violin obligato by Mrs.
Magill.
A play, MRS. Flynn's Lodgers, Z"
was given by members of the club.
The cast was as follows; Mrs. Ho-
noria Flynn" Miss Hilda Holme;
Richard Fairfax" Charles J. Kol-
Ter; "Sam," Eugene Roberts; "Pro-
fessor Weinhaben," C. Allen Knight;
"Anton Sauerblitz," Carroll B. Price;
The characters were all well taken
and the play was success.
"The First Noel" was sung by
the club.
The next meeting of the club will
be held at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. Isaac VanPelt, in New Hope, on
Saturday, January 10, 1924.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-12-28
PARENT-TE ELECT
OFFICERS AND COMMITTEES

At the fall meeting of the Hun
terdon County Parent-Teachers AS
sociation the following officers were
elected and committees appointed
County president, Mrs. Frank
Hoffman, Of Bloomsbury; first vice
president, Mrs. James Stryker, I'M
ionyille; second vice. president, Mrs.
F. b. Grim, Frenchtown; third vice
president, Mrs. Hunt, Ringoes; sec
rotary, Mrs. George Bloomer, Stan
ton; treasurer, Clarence Hoffman,
Whitehouse.
Advisor board, Jason S. Hoffman,
county superintendent of schools,
Pennington; Miss Jennie NJ Haver,
county helping teacher, Clinton; Mrs.
Manette M. Lawson, county helping
teacher, Whitehouse Station; Mrs.
Alice I. Bassett, county Red Cross
nurse, Remington; Roland p. Thorn
ton, county Y. NJ. C. A. secretary,
Pennington; DIR. T.. c. Lindeman,
rural soelologist, High Bridge; Dr.
John w. Richie, health expert,
Pennington; Hon. David II. Agans,
state senator. Three Bridges; Hon.
Frank Walsh, state assemblyman,
Lebanon.
County committee membership,
Mrs. Cyrus j. Bissey, Rosemont;
Legislative, Mrs. Manette Lawson,
Whtehouse Station; citizenship, Mrs.
Benjamin Bloys. Stanton; education,
Miss Anna Parker, Califon r. d.;
child hygiene and mental hygiene.
Mrs John w. Richie, Remington;
scholarship, Mrs. Fannie W. Abbott,
Pennington; music, Mrs. o. M. Kag-
an, Galifon II. D.; literature, Mrs.
John Sloan, Lebanon; press, Mrs.
Fannie w. Abbott, Pennington;
founders day, Mrs. F. X. Shafer,
Lebanon; school attendance. Mrs.
Frank w. Smith, Hampton; father
and son, A. Y, Waldron, Three
Bridges
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cost of maintaining the remaining
roads at 100000. The total funds
required under the plan were set
at $4,000.
The anticipated sources of revenue
are: Motor Vehicle allotment, $72,-
900; by taxes, $113.000 (of which
$4,000 will go direct to road work
and about 100000 for interest and
retirement of existing bonds). This,
together with the Federal aid of
$12S,000, applied for, but not vet
granted, would still leave deficit
of $195,750.
Judge Large stated that Hunter
don County's ratables are the lowest
in the state, with an average tax
rate close to A per cent; that the
county debt is already near the
limit, and that the county's roads
are being worn out by the heavy
traffic from other sections OF, the
country.
General Hugh Scott, president of
the commission, expressed a lot of
sympathy for Hunterdon, but said
that the pressing needs of the other
counties were so great that it made
it difficult to apportion extra money
to this section. Judge Large ans
wered him by stating that Hunter
don never got any extra funds, ex-
cepting the allotment apportioned
to every county, but that the veal
thier counties inhabitants used our
roads far more than we used theirs.
Commissioner Kidie said that Hud-
son County paid 40 per cent Of the
taxes of the state, and felt that it
ought to get the money back for
its roads. Judge Large called at
tention to the fact that if Hudson
County people could ride nowhere
but in Hudson County, on their
roads. they would not get much en-
Joyment out of automobiling.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-12-28
Local Folks Haze
Been Eating Venis0n

Many Lambertville citizens have
been tasting venison the past week
or so, following the shooting of sew
eral of the animals in the neigh
borhood of this city.
Deer have been reported along the
hills south of the city, and some
have been shot in that section. One
or more bucks have been reported
farther back on the Sourland Noun
tain range within the last few days.
The largest bag of deer in this
section was reported from Point
Pleasant, Pa, nine miles up the
Delaware, where eight or nine of
them were shot in one day.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-12-28
PERSONAL ITEMS OF SOLE
BURY AND VICINITY

Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Bogg were
visited Sunday by A. H. Barrett.
Mrs. Wilmot Quimby has return
ed to her home here following a
visit in Delanco.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carol B. Price en-
tertained Mr.. and Mrs. II. Sloan
Bredin, Miss Elizabeth, Price and
Fred Price at their home Tuesday.
The Grammar Schools will reop-
EN- Wednesday. Miss Heller, teacher,
will return from her vacation New
Years Day. The Primary Grades
win open later in the week.
Charles Magill will leave the en-
ploy of M. Hubert Walton on Jan
uary LIST.
Mr.. and Mrs. +. C. Wesselhoeft
were Christmas guests at the home
of his family in Philadelphia.
MIR. and Mrs. W. w. Hurley had
as their week end guest Mrs. Eliz-
abeth Hurley.
Mrs. Ida Kirk, of Doylestown,
was a Christmas visitor with Mr..
and Mrs. A. w. Preston.
Mr. and Mrs. j. II. Woodruff
presented each of the grammar and
primary school children with gifts
Of oranges and candy Christmas.
Mr. and Mrs w. w. Cottman haa
as a Christmas dinner guest Eu-
gene Roberts.
Trinity Chapel mad Christmas
celebration for the children Thurs
day evening. Saturday afternoon
will be childrens party at the
Chanel at 2 o'clock.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-12-28
LAMBERTVILLE HIGH SCHOOL
ALUMNI HOLDS LARGEST BANQUET

One of the most successful ban
quets ever held by the Lambertvill,
High School Alumni Association
took place in st. Andrews Hall OF
Wednesday evening.
An excellent supper was served
to over hundred guests.
The members were greeted by
classes by the President, Kenneth
c. Massey, and throughout the
banquet music was furnished by
Skillman's Orchestra, and cheers and
songs were given by the class mem.
bers.
Miss Fay S. Goodfellow, the guest
of honor, limited her remarks to
seventeen words" and choice lit
tie recitation on Americas watch
word, eyes, We Have No Bananas. .
John H. Herring, superintendent
of the Lambertville Schools, spoke
in regard to the new high school
proposition, and gave some very in
teresting facts relative to the pro
posed changes.
Immediately after Mr.. Herring's
speech, Vice President Hoppock of
fered a resolution for action, and
it was unanimously adopted, as
follows:
Whereas, the need of more ade-
quate facilities for the housing of
the Lambertville High School has for
a long time been felt, and the rapid
growth of the past few years has
made a larger and better equipped
building not only desirable but abb
solutely necessary for the proper
training of the youth of this COM
munity; and
"Wereas, A proposal is now before
the City Commission whereby, with
but little addition to the present rate
of taxation, there may be made pos
sible high school of which Lam
bertville may well be proud,
"Be it Resolved, That we, the
members of the Lambertville High
School Alumni Association hereby
heartily endorse the proposal and
pledge the support of this associ-
alton and the members thereof to
the end that it may become an es-
tablished reality"
In more definite terms the fol-
lowing resolution was unanimously
adopted:
Eve, the members of the Lambert
vile High School Alumni Associ-
alton, pledge the present and future
earnings of the Alumni Association
to the exte, of 5000 toward the
equipment Of domestic science
room in the new High School"
A musical comedy by a number of
the girls was most pleasing and
striking change from other former
entertainments. The usual dancing
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until l o'clock concluded the even
ing.
Those present were;
Kenneth C. Massey 1919, Paul
Vetter 1922, Russell Heath 1922,
Margaret Hull 1928, Mr.. and Mrs.
Randolph Everitt, honorary mem
bers; Grace E. Pierson 1899. Scott
Joiner 1922, Ethel Emmons 1922,
Mrs. Charles Gregg 1896, Elizabeth
Gregg 1928, C. VanDolah Bissey
1917, Albert Reading 1919, Richard
Reading 1921, Lillian M. Fluch 1920,
Willis Leftover 1922, Mrs. Willis Lef-
fever 1922, Harriet Peet 1928, Ray
mond Wesner 1916, Robert Ruch
1922, Grace Strine 1918, Elmer Cole
1923, Daniel 0blinger 1922, William
Cruise 1921, Arthur Egan 1923,
Francis Monteverde 1921, Kathryn
Wilcox 1921, Stanley Wilcox 1928,
Mrs Daisy Huselton, honorary mem
Der; MadgeMcCoy 1923, Margaret
English 1919, Raymond Johnson
1915, Mrs. Raymond johnson 1917,
Albert Regain 1902, Mrs. Albert Re-
gan 1907, Thelma Holcombe 1922,
Mary Stockton 1923, Mrs. Harry
Holcombe 1895, Grace Kerr 1919,
Margaret w. Holcombe 1922, Ethel
Smith 1912, Kathryn Kramer 1923,
Gladys Schenck 1923, Mrs. John
Griffith 1898, Mrs. j. G. Petrie
1896, DIR. J. G. Petrie, honorary
member; James Wilson 1921, Harold
Burk 1921, Marvin Stevenson 1919,
Celeste Mathews 1923, Velma NJ.
Hewitt 1920, Helen Mohr 1923, Helen
Holcombe 1917, Ruth Holcombe
1916, Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Akers
1876, Frances Schenck 1909, Mrs.
William b. Conover 1909, Mildred
Kachline 1919, Mrs. Byron Wollas-
ton 1899, Jessie Regain 1915, Lucie
Moser 1922, Mrs. Jessie Wheeler
1905, Mr.. and Mrs. James Whiteley,
Edward Curtis 1921, Mararet Thorn
ton 1921, Flora Bullock 1920, Gibson
Holcombe 1918. Della Phillips 1917,
Mrs. John Stockton 1917, John Jones
1928, Beatrice Petrie 1898, Robert
Hoppock 1918, Marian Schenek 1918,
Howard Stockton 1916, Flora vii
hanson 1919, Mildred Holcombe
1920, Reba Saunders 1929, Dorothy
Botti 1929, Mr.. and Mrs. j. II. Her
ring Fay S. Goodfellow, Olga Goss-
man 1919, Jane Butler 1919, Leo
Arss 1921, Jacob Pe5achowitz 1922,
Elizabeth Foltz 1923, Mary Agnew
1923, Marian Moore 1922, Marian
Yos 1921, Mr.. and Mrs I. Dillon,
Donald Walker 1929, Paul Smith
1928, Merceda Weiss 1921. Herbert
Roberts 1918. Ruth Hewitt 1920,
Nora Emery 1919, Sam Skillodge
1923, Mary Moonan 1919, Margaret
Moonan 1920.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1923-12-28
MaS0nS Celebrate
st. Johns Night

Observation-Disclosures of Amwell
Lodge of Masons last night celebra-
ted the annual st. Johns Night with
approximately two hundred men,
bers and guests present. Following
the banquet an address was made
by Charles A. Green, of Trenton.
John D. Stockton I'd, was toast
master.
The committee in charge of the
banquet was headed by Harry R.
Slack, caterer, assisted by Harry H.
Swallow, Nelson B. Oblinger, Fred.
w. Massey, Raymond Wesner, Albert
II. Mathews, William p Hicks, We'll
land P. Readin, Howard r. Stockton,
Walter S. Thomas, Charles Ely,
Charles d. McCracken, James X.
Brett and l.. r. Harris.
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Lambert Family
Hold A Reunion

Mr.. and Mrs. James f. Lambert,
of West Amwell Township, held
family reunion on Christmas Day,
and most pleasant time was had
by all. Those present were: Mr..
and Mrs. James F. Lambert, Art
man Lambert and children, Beulah,
Kathryn, James and Howard, of
Ringoes; Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Burk
and daughter Vivian, Of Frenchtown;
Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew Stevenson, Of
Stockton; Mr.. and Mrs. Newell Lam
bert and daughter Jean, of Ringoes;
Mr.. and Mrs. w. II. Caldwell and
son Harley, Of Trenton; Prall w.
Lambert, Misses Lille and Violet
Lambert, w. x. Dudbridge and
Stanley l.. Douglas, Of Lambertville.
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e!i;sl:!'l

THEY tell about Jake goin' into
= the barn to light his lantern SO
he could go courtin'. The farmer
next door kidded him: II never used
lantern when went courtin'," said
the farmer. and Jake said: "No, Of
course not; an look what you got"
There's lots Of Jakes out these days
with their lanterns, when they ought
to be out with their X-rays. What's
the use of looking at when you can
look in. Lantern marriages mean
pretty faces and heads with no
adornment but the hair. The only
advantage Of courtin' with lantern
Is that you can blow it out, an
ihen--ah, happiness doesn't come
from object to eye. but faith an
asting love come from soul to soul,
an you don't need any lantern 70
Ea that