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The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1923-12-14
FOR THE LADIES

Table Cloths, Bath Towel
Sets, Boudoir Caps, Handbags
and Purses, Perfumes, Petit
bockers, Silk Teddies, Barrets,
Collars and Collar Sets, Boxed
Kerchiefs, all all prices; Fibre,
Glove Silk, Chiffon Silk, Wool
Silk and Wool Mixed and Lisle
Hosiery
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-10-18
TALES OF THE TOWN
MILKING TIME

The barn is filed with shadows
When | watch my grandpa milk.
There Is one COW ne lets me stroke,
Her coat is soft as silk.
And when he's MIXED the cows, al
four,
With him | always go
Into the milkhouse where III find
My grandma there, | know.
| like 10 see the foamy milk,
In shiny pals so clean,
Go down the separator's throat
That grumbling old machine
It's fun TO see the milk come out
So very pale and thin,
It isn't Ike the creamy stuff
That just went gushing in
And thick and yellow drips the cream
Into a smaller pail.
The separator does it's work
Precisely, without fail.
Ny grandpa says the worlds like that
Right from the time you start.
We all can skim some cream from life
If We are very smart.
Detroit News.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-10-18
Seattle Resident
Gained IS POun1

The wondsFf8l powers Of the Tan
lac treatment are again f0T1fully
demonstrated This time in the case
Of Mrs. Alex kalamaF, i50s Tth Ave.
South. Seattle, Wash. who relates her
experience in the following words:
''rhe way fahlae baiit nae up sso
years ago was truly @eadsrfuL 1
was 50 completely run-d0Ea that !
eouldn't take interest In anything
Coaldn't eat and simply dragged
around as II half dead I vas Citing
weaker every day ahd khsu eoald
not stay on my feet mach leassf.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-10-18

stone, in the customary Latin nan,
erals, the year had been engraved. a
follows: MpCCC&CIx. ,Ons Of tn.
passsrs-oy stared a. this curious in,
icrtption, lie spelled oas the lsttsrs
To him they had no meaning. lar,
~" he said UondefinEiy 10 hLs eon.
panion, what's the purpose Of that! ?"
simple enough" said bic learned
friend: that MD stands for Mias
Dempsey, and thin three Ca in a GOV
means Clerk Of the County Court.
IT'S merely a deserved ,ribgt< 70 Miks
that's been carved here"
-Yis," said the first speaker. thor
oughly convinced. 'bas what does IA.
riss Of thin marks stand sorF"
"oh. thinT" said the scholar
That's iast to keep track Of the
lines whiE hiss licked he damn re-
publieans."
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-10-18

IN letter to a Washington news.
paper writer, Senator Norris OF
Nebraska tells how simple is the prob
lem Of making government function in
business-like way. at could be
solved by one simple operation" he
says, that can be expressed in one
sentence: To put business into gov
eminent it Is necessary only to take
partisanship out" Sounds simple, as
the Nebraska senator says. But how
would he get the government in at all
without parties to name candidates?
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-10-18
COOPERATIVE whea. marketin,

COOPERATIVE wheat marketing
took new start under new aus
Pices rs the result of the meeting
last week Of President Coolidge's
commissioners, ex-Congressman Mon
.den Of Wyoming, and Eugene Meyer
hsad Of the war finance corporation,
with agricultural leaders at Chicago.
Like Bernard Barash, Mr.. Meyer has
sold his seat On the New York stock
exchange to give his undivided atten-
ton to public interests, and particu-
larry agriculture. Such volunteer help
for the farmer Is valuable. Raising
fhS wheat farmer to the present high
plane Of the tobacco and cotton grow
ters by the same method was the con-
elHsion Of the conference attended by
the presidents representatives and
leaders in agriculture and co-opera-
tive farm marketing. Tobacco grow
erS were in worse condition than
wheat growers before cooperative
farm marketing was set up two years
ago. The tobacco growers were de-
1aoralized, rioting was frequent, ware
houses were burned and the attitude
Of the growers towards the tobacco
buyers was warlike. Tobacco has
found itself and the tobacco growers
are today among the most prosperous
and contented people IN the country. |
Southern cotton growers also have |
found the way out Of their difficulties |
m cooperative marketing. To organ
ize cooperative marketing all that is
necessary is to "se'l' the idea to
growers themselves and to break
down the mutual jealousies of present
farm organizations and the skepti-
cism Of farmers as to the practica-
cability Of cooperation. That Is a
big job. But the leaders il the new
cooperative movement are meR aSAI
rustomed to tackling big undertaking.
and putting them over.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-10-18

DRIVING into the dazzling lights
Of an oncoming car is dangerous
acknowledgement alize to the daz-
xler and the dazzled. And it is 80
Unnecessary. To dim the lights Of a
car II 20 simple and easy . task that
# seems that the danger involved by
net doing 20 would compel the mo-
esrist approaching another car at
0igAt 70 take this simple precaution
against the possibility Of accident to
Ais own car Is well ~ the cars Of 9TH
~. It should not take law to bring
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-10-18
l SEE THAT

Babson's weekly statement says IL
everybody would give a check for 10
percent Of what they owe today, by
this time next week the buying power
Of the country would be increased by
l billion dollars, or some such amount
of money. By next Thursday, Mr..
Babson, the checks would just be COM
ing back on their first round trip.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-10-18

Renal, the Turkish dictator. Is said
to be losing his strength. Well, II
does seem like man who has thrown
Great Britain down the back stairs,
chased France across the calf lot,
tossed Italy, Greece and Spain into
the goose pond and booted the bal
Ance Of the christian world Of the
premises, would just naturally not be
rs strong as he was before so much
exertion.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-10-18
CURRENT COMMENT
TOMATO canning factory run

A TOMATO canning factory run
ming only during the few weeks
fresh tomatoes are available and re-
naming idle the rest Of the year Is
an example Of q seasonal factory. A
wheat or cotton farm that is in oper-
atm only while the crop it produces
il growing and being harvested and
marketed and is idle the rest Of the
year is an equally good example of a
seasonal farm. A factory so situated
dat it cans peas in the spring, to-
rnatoes and corn in midsummer and
early autumn, and pumpkins in win
ef, running TO capacity throughout the
year, is an example Of factory with
. veil distributed labor load and a
lsaG production season. A seasonal
factory stands small chance of COM
peting successfully with one that IS
kept busy the year through, and cir
eumstances under which one would
rake money might mean bankrupt
q to the other. In the same way
III farmer WHO grows wheat, corn
or sorghums and keeps . herd OF
dairy cows, some hogs, and a high
laying flock Of chickens keeps his
plant running at almost full capac-
fly the year through, and that, too.
ut business that is productive and
profitable. In no industry are the a
Profits large enough to make the $
workers living while working but 5
, small part of the year. Coal min
ers demanded the impossible when e
ley insisted upon having living p
Tor 30 hours Of work a week. Me- q
.hanies, while getting more than a v
3ollar an hour when they work, COM v
plain Of insufficient income because 81.
he days Of employment are so few.
The farmer who works his way out
" his present dilemma must arrange @
o have his farm busy the year thro :.
nth enterprises that yield some .
hing to sell or that his family can =
ut Farmers who are idle a con-
part Of the year, as one
rop farmers are, make at best only
poor living and in the long run n
> broke.-Kansas City Star. =
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-10-18

1T is possible that, in the future
the weather foreeaster viii be able
to predict as far as a month ahead
So claims the weather bureau, which
already has had considerable success
in this direction. sometimes striking
it right three out Of four times, N
forecasting both temperature and
rainfall. Maybe this would have con-
siderable commercial value. But il
would make life duller, for one of the
most interesting features Of existence
is the uncertainty Of the weather. The
future loses most Of its charm when
Il beeomes too certAin-too sut-and-
dried.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-10-18

Samuel Gompers announces that or.
gained labor will demand wet planks
in the 1924 party platforms. Com
pers sometimes is labor leader and
sometimes ne is a shrewd politician.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-10-18

rsniae gave me sasA a !.
appetite that ] could hassI, Z,
hasai tiaas. snd ssfaei -
strength 80 fast a. 70 sss.,.
hHishsd nay toarsh hostls ~
fsssiy healthy in every .sy !,
saiaed thirty -hss poasls. =
ssgin 70 feel ran -d0sa As.,
take fsnlAe xsd asa ssa. -
ssaih."
raAiAs is fog sale By al ~.
gisss- Accept 40 slsssi,gs.
81 aastli01 bottles sid.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-10-18

Another Airedale has been sent to
the White House by an admiring citi-
zen- II Coolidge ever does say any
thing it probably will be that he is
getting tired of those people who mis-
take the White House for a dog ken
mel,
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-10-18

The Italian government is going to
contract advertising on its postage
stamps. A fellow will feel fine send
ing his girl letter and having a
sign on the stamp which says-"Eat
Constantino's spaghetti and grow
thin,' especially If she is a fat girl.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-10-18

farmerette, adding: We don't hAv
TO pay big house rent on the farm
and we're sure Of plenty 10 eat be
cause we work and raise IL. Besides
farms are so unpopular now that II
the natural order Of things they will
soon be popular again and lot o.
city folk will wish 10 goodness they
| were back on one again"
Old Bill Misgiysns' son, who has
just returned from Portland. Is wear
ing what he is generous enough 10
call mustaehe. his wife Is trying
to get him TO shave il on-as she says
il scratches her and tiekles all the
other girlsl
IF the Lords prayer Is IN the Bible,
daddy, get il out and teach il to me, -
implored small Sunday school pupil
Il haven't learned that yet and have
to ho'd my head down so the teacher
will think I'm saying Il while the 9th
err children do my talking for me-
A large map vas spread on the
wal and the teacher was instructing
the class IN geography. Horace"
said she, when you stand in Europe
facing the north you have on yoqr
right hand the great continent Of
Asia. What have you on your left
hand?" "A wart." replied Horaes. |
But can't hep IL, teachsr-honest" !.
When was younger
A sfr!oin steak was ~ cents pound 1
and it was tender.
You could get q house for $40 a
month.
A sui. OF clothes. SIS; good a. TO-
lays suit at t45.
You could get motor car for 5000.
'nly they hadn't been invented.
Life was happier, richer. more sim
;ere, full Of health and vi1or. and
you had to hustle for what you got.
And the dollar you worked hard for
vas worth three times as much as
be same dollar today. I
However, what's the use?
A negro met an acquaintance. also
negro, on the street one day and
vas surprised to see that his friend
ad on new suit, new hat, new shoes
nd other evidences Of prosperity.
Hey, boy" he said, "how come you
ressed up this way7 Is you got
,b?"
Use got somsthin' bettsr'r any
TO- replied the other, Use 20.
What is it,"
Use a orator"
What's a orator?r
Don't you know" replied the re-
'lendent one in surprise. "WeII, III
u you what orator is. II you was
walk up to a ordinary niger and
X him how much was two and two
d say four but IL you was to ask
e OF Us orators how much was two
d two he'd say. When in de eou'se
human events IL becomes necessary
take de mineral Of the second dc.
mination and add it to de figger
o. i says unto you and says Il
thout fear Of successful contradic-
n, dat de result will invai'bly be
II. OATS q orator.
FEARS ago In one Of the smaller =
es along the Eastern seaboard, the -
al leader Of the dominant political
ty was one Mr.. Michael Dempsey.
npsey carried the organization In
hollow Of his hand. As might h.
FRED from his name, he was of
tic antecedsnts. In the fullne,s of
e, and largely through his patriot
horts, bond issue was voted for
erection Of a new county build.
On the day after the corner.
. OF the NV structure had bsen
two Of his followers chsnc.d 70
the SPOT Unrrn IN. f...
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-10-18

Washington needs only to study his
tory to become extremely wary Of any
league. Washington joined the Amer
lean league 20 years ago and never
has won a pennant.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-10-18

Powder is what anarchists use TO
Kill kings and druggists sell to make
queens.
Loves young dream has faded in
one Emmett home The wife has re-
fused to clean her husbands false
teeth any longer.
President Coolidse's habit Of get
ting up At $50 o'clock a. m. is bound
to discourage a lot Of small boys who
had decided to become president.
Wife lat the head Of the stafrsy-
John have you been drinking again?
Husband Tin the lower hall)-Good
Lord! Can you smell it up there?
Il don't have to look after nnyself
any MORE" said an Emmett mother.
MY daughter now instructs me az
to what to wear and how to act"
de Lawd made you an me an de
howahs,' says Charcoal Eph, rumin-
atively, IAN He didn' make no mis- /
takes ontwell He stahted you an me-" /
A small boy went into a grocery
store and asked for a pound of tea.
BLACK or green71 asked the grocer.
at won't matter, mister, it's for a
blind woman"
Here lies the body Of Mary Ann Low
She burst while drinking a seid1itz
Called from this world, to her heay-
emily rest,
She should have waited till Il eTer.
vesced. q
An wants divorce. Dat woman d,
es' talk, talk, talk, night and day. ,
An CANT get no rest and dat talk ,
I'm driyin' me crazy said Rastus. y
What does she talk about % asked {,
ne lawyer. "she doan' say,o replied Z
,astus.
q q 9
Rastus Johnson, thoroughly mar &
led darkey, was one day approached /,
y a life insurance agent. Better n
It me write you a policy, Ras,us,, n
uggested the agent. mo, sah," de- !,
Jared Rastus emphatically, "Ah amt r.
ny too safe at home as II isl" La
q q q II
MY husband and I haven't made ic
rough money on the farm for five I'll
Ears to buy either Of Us brand new IN
tint Of clothes, but we're not going 1T
sell out and rush To town a. some h
our nsighbors are DOING said . pa
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-10-18

about the dimming Of headlights,
Common decency demands that . mo-
torist practice this simple rule OF
night driving etiquet, for it is etiquet,
and good manners are just as essen
tial on the road as in the ballroom.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-10-18

WHEN Abraham Lincoln was elect
" ed president he had accumulated
S25, 900, Ida Tarbell relates in the
! American Magazine When he died
his estate had reached $4,000. Lin
coin was not a money maker, but he
had the saving instinct. He saved
something every year. Until he was
elected president, Mr.. Coolidge had a
small or moderate income. But his
friends have said that he always has
made II a point 20 save a percentage
of the income every year. Sometimes
il was not much, bat il always was
something. President Harding had
more of the business instinct. He
built his newspaper up into an unusu-
ally successful institution. His es-
tate is valued at about half a million
dollars. He would not have had such
an estate II he had spent all he earned
rom his young manhood up, He
'aved. There is satisfaction in spend
ng money for things the family needs.
BUT there is satisfaction as well in
'uying future independence with mon
y saved. The ravens fed Elijah. But
he ravens are no longer on the job.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-10-18
A THOUGHT FOR THE DAY.

THE biggest coward in the world
IS the man who is afraid to change
his opinion.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-10-18

Take rasi.e Vegetable Pa
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-10-18

My husband and I haven't mad.
enough money on the farm for five
years to buy either Of Us brand new
outfit Of clothes, but we're not going
to sell out and rush to town a. some
OF our nsighbors are DOING said q
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-10-18

Powder is what anarchists use [
Kill kings and druggists sell to max
queens.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-10-18

"Ah wants a divorce. Dat woman
jes' talk, talk, talk, night and day.
An CANT get no rest and dat talk
am driyin' me crazy said Rastus.
What does she talk about % asked
the lawyer. "she doan' say replied
Rastus.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1923-10-18

Rastus johnson, a thoroughly mar
ried darkey, was one day approached
by life insurance agent. Better
let me write you policy, Ras,us, /.
suggested the agent. mo, sah,s de-
clared Rastus emphatically, "Ah ain.
any too safe at home as IL isio
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1923-04-15
ting the House in O,

We
The
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-12
.LONGVIEW HAS
MANY VISITORS
Dedication Festivities Are
Begun Thursday

LoNoVfEw, Wash. July H.
Headed by Coy. Louis y. Hart and
an official party from olympia. the
crowds wers beginning 10 swarm
into Longwow on Thursday morning
10 attend the first ~ a three.day
celebration marking the opening a
the city OF Longyicw.
The American Legion and the Boy
Scouts began The ceremonies ~ 10
O'Clock with "A flag raklng In Jeffer.
non Square. which was followed ~
an invocation by Rev Byram and
then an address Of welcome by Tom
Fish. of kslso H. A. Long. Of the
Long Bell Lumber Co. then ad.
dressed the crowds. telling them Of
The city That Vision Built"
From noon until o'clock a big
barbecue was 10 be held at which all
visitors were 20 be guests. A band
concert. dancing and singing were 10
be part or a program to follow the
barbecue
4 baseball game IN the eity's STA
dun. which waa completed shortly
after midnight Thursday morning,
and other entertainment. was 10 take
up the time OF tho afternoon. The
new moving picture show. which was
also completed early Thursday morn.
Ing. was TO be dedicated Thursday.
More band music il on the SEIZED.
ulo for the evening and at o'clock
big dinner at The new hotel was
70 be held.
Friday and Saturday the festivi.
J ties that mark the opening Of the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-12
HIS CAREER
a STORMY ONE

During the eight years that Dun
can has been secretary. tbs Seattle
council has been rocked by the storm
lest experiences in It's history The
net and dry fight, the general strike,
labor in politics. recognition OF soviet
Russia. elimination OK many national
union offices and finally the threat
enod loss OF the Seattle councils
charter thru its open split with the
executive council Of the American
Federation Of Labor. are some Of the
issues which have kept Duncan in
action during his term OF office.
As delegate from Local 70 Of tho
machinists. Duncan first became a
member OF the council in 1906. two
years after his arrival 10 Seattle as
an engineer aboard tho steamer Min
nesota. which rounded the Horn from
Philadelphia.
In 1915 he became a candidate for
secretary and this re-opened the wet
and dry fight. settled short time
previously when Duncan effectively
blocked the effort OK wet delegates TO
place the council on record in onposi-
ton to state prohibition.
He won by the narrow margin Of
three votes and since then has had
little difficulty in retaining hts Of
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-12
Slashes Stranger,
Attempts Own Life

RosEnURG. Ore. July twill
lam Ford. logger. and Patrick
Mcdonald. san Francisco. arc being
treated In a hospital here today for
razor alashss Mcdonald inflicted
upon them both while travelling
toward Portland on passenger
train.
Ford told authorities that tv was
not talking with hcgonaid. but sud.
denly tho San Francisco man drew
a razor. slnshed Ford aerons the
throat with II. and then attempted
TO cut his own throat,
Mcdonald is believed to have gone
temporarily insane. fsarlns that
someone would rob him Of $4,000
he was carrying
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-12
6 PROFESSORS
ARE DISMISSED
Bitter Row Breaks in Uni
verSity OF Tennessee

KNOXVILLE. Tenn. July Ia
Tho fight FOR academic freedom,
which has resulted Ia dismissal Of
six professors from tho University
of Tennessee, viii ho placed before
tho board OF trustees meeting here
July n. il was announced today.
Edward I Sanford, associate Jus
lice Of the United States supreme
court IL member OF tho board.
The dispute started when Dr.
Jesse W. Sprouts suuEh, 10 introduce
James Harvey Rohlnaon's book, The
Mind In the Making, 20 one ot his
CLASSES
Dr. John A. Thaekston head OF
tho department OF education, deerecd
II was not a wise book" and or
drred IL banned Or Sprouts pro-
tested and was dismissed.
Or. Robert $. Radford. noted Latin
scholar. called meeting Of profcs
sort in his room TO sec II the break
between the administration and
sprouts could not DO brldgcd. lie
was dismissed.
Or. Robert Ellis. psychologist, and
brain anatomist. asked FOR an lnycs.
tigation % the Sprouts case by the
American Association q university
Professors. Hes alao out.
Or. Asa sehReffer zoologial. asked
that tho faculty have some partiei'
patton in the administration and that
professors DO given a hearing b.
jury OF their peers before dismihsal
Or. schaeffer II on tho dry Tortu.
sas islands. making experiments
with tho Amoaba for tho Carnegie
foundation. They get the mail every
ten days down there no DR. scharf'
Ter doesn't know that no got The
AK"
Dr Maurice Muivania. dean Of the
pre.medical school and Or. John II.
Neel. were also released for similar
reasons.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-12
YOUTH WILL Be
TAUGHT TO FLY
Chicago Air Board Plans TO
Instruct Youngsters

CHICAGO. July 1.-THE air board
OF Chicago believes that airpianss
will be AZ common an automobiles IN
10 years and In August will open
flying school for boys and girls
The youngsters will be instructed
in flying and building model air
planes Terrence Vincent director Of
Mckinley park. Chicago will be IN
charge. Several Fairgrounds organ
izations and a yacht club will CO.
operate
THE youngsters will learn funda~
mental scientific facts about ayi-
alton" Vincent said. This viii be
thru work with models Since most
Of US Will ny 10 and from our yacs-
tons maybe 20 and from our work
In 10 years. II Is well that We -
teach these boys and girls who Will
BE- the users Of airplanes."
Girls make Just as good pilots as
men and are equally skiilful In
modelling planes. Vincent asserted.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-12
Boy browns While
Swimming With Dad

PORTLAND. Ore. July 3s-Peter
schulaerrnan. II. aon Of Mr, and
Mrs. Henry J. schulSernan. was
drowned here last nlsht while bath.
Ing in a suburban Lake with his
father Tho lad was sw I'm mi n r
toward a raft when bs sank sud.
denly and could not DO located
schulavrmhn is former state cor.
poration commissioner OF Oregon.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1923-07-12
Women Appreciated
Seattle Club Help

The Business and Professional
Women'a headquarters 81 tho Curtis
studio. proved popular with delegates
who passed thru Seattle on their way
% the Portland convention. Over
$50 guests registered on Sunday
alone. Seattle club members arc act
Ing as hostessos aiding guests 10 To-
cate friends and relatives and plan
ming enjoyable trips around the city
and TO tho hattIeships.