The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1923-05-24

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%. 1871. Western Newspaper Unist.l
II dunno how'll sver como to ,lov<
Com 'Snidsr," said his wife Emily q
he 10th anniversary Of Their marriase
lay. II know 1 oughtn't to be saying
t. but that little ruRt, amt worth thu
bread and butter he nsume
But 1 guess all womea's that. way
They sees what they thinks is theil
hearts ideal In some man, and .tbey
outs their head into the halter for bet
asr or w~orse-only It's always worsa
And that's that
mot that he amt q good proyider'
I'll say that much for him. But he'a
| man that can't stand up for himself
It all. 1t makes me hot when / think
II the back talk he'll take from the
sas-collector and the iceman. I ike Z
man to be q man.
The marriage specialist worked hia
niger round his collar. "And % you've
come to me to restore loves youna
dream for you, Mrs. Snidsr. I under
stand" he said.
"Well, / was feeling sort Of senti-
mental" admitted Emily Snider. "But
,hucks, what's the use1 I'll never look
IN Tom Snider with the eyes l once
looked on him with Trouble Is, when
you get to know q man, you can't re-
spect him. They're all the same.
There isn't any man on earth worthy
Of the love of q good woman"
"What Is your husbands occupa-
tionY the marriage specialist In
Quired.
He's q clerk In Z corporation. The
kind that rises because they lets
themselves be hustled all round the
shop by any cheap skate that bellows
at them"
MAY l see HIM"
"Sure you car see him. Go down to
Castex & Co., and ask for Tom Shider
In the sbookkeeper's department. You'll
see him there OF . high stool, with hts
tcoat OF and paper sleeves Andd1
guess it's worth the price, because I
sure would IKE to zee Tom Spider
with the eyes Of love again, II II wal
only for half q minute"
The marriage specialist was inter-
ested In the case. II suppose you had
your photographs taken when you were
married." he asked
"Sure, Tom and me- and the minis
ter. I'll send It to you, only I've got
to have It back. because It's all I've got
to remind me what q fool / was"
1t was a very serious marriage espe-
cialist who drew Tom Snider into his
Office during the lunch hour on the
following day,
"You see; Mr.. Bnfder, I know how
your wife feels" he said. "She wants
you to be the sort Of man she saw In
her dreams. Now-pardon me. that Is
rather a shabby coat. isn't 1T"
"It's as good az I can AFFORD" an
swered Tom Snider hufaly. -
but your wedding clothNs-what
did you do with that 6ne Prince Al
bert. white tie. creased striped tr0us-
era, and shining silk hatf'
'Them7 Oh, I've got them some
where" Mr.. Snfder answered. "What
about 'emw
"This, my friend" said the marriage
specialist, laying Z hand ifnpressiveiy
upon his shoulder. "When q woman
falls in love with a man, It's the man
he then appears to her who will
mould her idea Of him Tor evef after.
Now your wife was most In love with
you at the moment OF your marriage.
/: very well. A subconscfods CON-
plex has been created In her mind
The nan she loves ID lddntfied In her
mind with q well-attinS Prince Albert
coat a white tie, q pair OF creased
striped trousers. and very shiny silk
hat. Do you begin to get mef~
"Dunno as I do" growled Mr.. Snt
der.
II viii e~xpound." said the marriage
specialist, and he proceeded to do 30.
On the following afternoon Mrs.
received : telephone call from
the specialist.
ASay, I think / car restore that van
Ished dream Of yours, Mrs. Snider," he
CAAleu. Cdn you GOING oOWu 10 uy
Office at 6 O'Clock r
Dunno as l can" Mrs. Snider an
Bwered. THAT fool viii be around
here then, yelling for his eats
"He WON'T" said the marriages spe-
emphatfcally. II urge you to
come, Mrs. Snlder. I have something 7
II the utmost consequence to com
"Oh, very wen, I guess may rs
well, seeing as rve paid you," came
he answer.
At g O'Clock the marriage specialist
who occupied an inner sandsan outer
at "a Time Of acoursa<e-
:eived Mrs. Snfdef At the door"
"Are you prepared to zee your hus-
band with the eyes II lover be asked.
Stakes, yes,sif yoa eanadoH Where
g the little monkey
Behold him." said the marriage
'pecfalist, and threw open the inner
lO0r..f
Before Mrs. SnideF's startled eyes
lppeared her spouse, attired In q WE'LL