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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20
QUILL PENS ARE


London, Sept. 20.-Quill pens have
been abolished at Southwark county
court. This breaks tradition Of 100
years, and deprives barristers Of an
implement Of many uses.
Quill pens in skilled hands have
been known to be useful for other
things than writing. They were waved
to drive home arguments. They were
flourished to distract attention from
some specially obvious flaw in rsa-
soning. Stubborn and timid witnesses
often were impressed by g. quill
twirled In time with the legal twitch
Of the eyebrows.
The last quill pens have been re-
moved from She court and cheaper
steel pens substituted.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20

taken the cabinets place. !,
Virtually it's something like
Fascist movement, but there are
many "reds" Among the Galatians
and Basques and it may take COM
munistic turn yet. 1t amounts to
near-revolution already and threat
ems to become 2 real one.
Italy Rather Milder.
Italy, which seemed bent on war
in the Balkans, has modified her tone
little.
Premier Mussolini agrees to re-
lease the Greek Islands he grabbed
on Sept q. And he's made new
offer to Jugoslavia concerning con-
troll of the disputed city Of Fiume.
Jugoslavia meant to fight before ac-
eepting his first proposition. She's
considering the new one.
There may yet be trouble, but it's
been delayed anyway.
Jugoslavia (Greater Serbia) has,
sent threatening note to Bulgaria,
owing to the presence of bands Of
Bulgarian irregular troops on her
frontier. Another danger!
SA( e.
Germany and France.
Chancellor Stresemann admit =.
Germany's lost her "passive resist
ance" fight in the Ruhr. He says
he's willing to mortgage German pri-
vate industry, commerce, finance and
agriculture to- France to secure pay
ment Of war damages.
Negotiations haven't progressed
fsr enough yet to judge how they're
likely to end.
The trouble is, Germany is trying
to negotiate and France is demand
! ing surrender.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20

!. A new gunpowder has been in.
vented which not only is smokeless,
but also flashless and waterproof.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20

There are sermons in stones, and
a large stone in ring gives q girl
the right to preach.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20

The established fact that opposites
do attract may be why poor girls
like to have rich husbands.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20

That which is given with pride and
ostentation is rather an ambition
than bountys-Seneca.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20

Marry a manicurist if you get any
fun out Of playing hands.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20
A Thought j.

He that giveth, let him do it with
simplicity.-R0m. 1878.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20

Once they said "Oh, shis is 50 sud
den," but now they say ooh, yes"
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20
A good-looking wife is worth more
if she is good-cooking wife.

Opposites attract, but man who
likes to eat meat should never marry
a vegetarian.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20

A good shimmy dancer has the ad-
vantage of being able to rock the
baby to sleep standing up.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20

Confirmed rumors and confirmed
bachelors are not as interesting as
the unconfrmed ones.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20

Never marry a woman who throws
her money away as fast as she
makes it.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20

When Old Mother Hubbard goes
to the cupboard now it is to get her
poor self some rouge.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20

Eysglasses mounted on gold hans
dlss ars becoming the 80 Tor 49,, Al 4
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20

We shan't> see so much of the
women now that the bathing sea-
sons over.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20

The movies are educational. Every
fairly good looking girl thinks she
knows how to act now.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20
THOUGHTS ON THE CONSTITUTION
GETTING TOGETHER

To republicans Of the midwest can gtl
together political development upon which hinges the
future Of the present national administration Conferences
with Chairman Adams Of the republican national committee
have scheduled feel the political pulse and TO aScef
tain how deep seated is the fever OF political insurgency
throughout the great uncertain west winch mas been cong
so much thinking of It's lately and turning so many
tricks in conformity with the rules of party solidarity
nd decorum
man Adams will find situation not completely in shapa
Tor the usual preconventon political tiage There are
machine which astute politicians will find need their best
talent the art of fence fixing and harmony promoting
Party action down in these states under
of pressing than the election
of president United States senator Nebraska as
Ct the bizarre in political gymnastics Through working
agreement with the nonparsan League Charlie brya aa
to defeat before republican candidate for United States
whose attitude national issues squared with
liberal and somewhat nearsociaisc ideas OF Brother
Charlie .;., 49, roun,or
Labor label Republican party traditions seemed to count
little with the ebatted farmer who all their all
their hopes and aspirations ped in this hardy son OF the
pillow. 49,
= Over in Iowa. Brookhart republican, but with
the same appeal that made under the banner of the
% party in Minnesota a Frazier won on Mat
form similar to that sponsored by the party
Of & party that has Legal ENTITY aba n a5 a
receives republican recognition in federal patronage ana
doubtless will enter republican caucuse at Washington as
. AS in Minnesota Iowa. and Nebraska North Dakota
there considerable number Of republicans who have no
time for the political "sms" of Frazier Ladd. They
refuse recognize them republicans and have in this
state another republican organization which seeks recog
milton over the selected through the operation of law
I Chairman Adams and the national committeeman OF
these states hercuean task in North Dakota well
as the neghborng states to force republicans to ge
together as admonished by President Coolidge State
issues mpinge closely upon national contests. Many
North Dakota republicans refused to support the NOMINEE
M their party United States senator at the last election
declaring that he not in fact republican and they
TERED rather to support openly democrat the only
honest alternative.
Il Harmonzng republican ranks in view of the shattered
condition of party allegiance is going to be real JOB Nor
is all the trouble in republican ranks Many democrats have
cast party allegiance aside chastze cques whose theory
IF did not with their ideals The non
partisan scheme of battle as propounded by Towney for his
1naoram has been effectively combatted by nonparsan
action the part the opponents of his political vagares
that the next campaign presents interesting enigma
---------
CANYON DIABLO
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20
CANYON DIABLO


= At unknown time in the past the largest meteor
that struck the earth fell in Coconino county, Arizona
Hburied ITSELF making crater nearly mile across and
GOO Deep with rim of earth spashed l6O feet high
an around the crater's edge
4 This crater is Canyon Diablo.
q Mining engineers once attempting to locate the
ge meteor which lies buried somewhere under the floor
81 the canyon.
e The Canyon Diablo meteor, according to/scentists
Weighs million tons and is at least 300 feet in diameter
Some experts multiply these figures by FUR
the meteor true to form, it is IMetenths pure
But the lure that induces the mirg engineers to
emp to unearh the Canyon Diabo met that prob
ally contains huge diamonds 4
Our old earth, rushing through space speed Of st. 600
niles an hour must have staggered wen struck by the
nyon Diablo bullet legend Of the ayao Indians says
there were three meteors not one.
A Meteors travel through space in Twenty mil
HI Of them large enough to be seen by Il naked eye,
pot into atmosphere every dayand ally are DIS
BY friction with the cir before they tns earth
highs So tons and was brought from Greenla BY Peary
"a scientists on tptoes for look at the giant eneatn
za NJ 49, not begin until we study o. my
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20

Indian summer is that little last
warm spell which makes you spend
the coal money for light underwear.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20

Why not reform few burglars
and let them try to open the street
car and train windows?
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20

While lightning only strikes once
in the samee place some. people get
;thunderstruck every day.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20
(1011l5ifmS'
Saws

XY Saws
A good-looking wife is worth more
if she is a good-cooking wife.
Opposites attract, but man who
likes to eat meat should never marry
a vegetarian.
The established fact that opposites
do attract may be why poor girls
like to have rich husbands.
There are sermons in stones, and
a large stone in ring gives girl
the right to preach.
Marry manicurist if you get any
fun out Of playing hands.
A good shimmy dancer has the ad-
vantage of being able to rock the
baby to sleep. standing up.
Never marry woman who throws
her money away as fast as she
makes it.
Once they said "Oh, s;,is is 80 sud
den," but now they say "Oh, yes"
Confirmed rumors and confirmed
hachel0rs are not as interesting as
the unconfrmed ones.
When Old Mother Hubbard goes
to the cupboard now it is to get her
poor self some rouge.
We shan't, see so much of the
women now that the bathing sea-
sons over.
The movies are educational. Every
fairly good-looking girl thinks she
knows how to act now.
Indian summer is that little last
warm spell which makes you spend
the coal money for light underwear.
While lightning only strikes once
| in the sameA place some people get
Lthunderstruck every day.
Why not reform a few burglars
and let them try to open the street
car and train windows!
The only placefyou enjoy the rail
road fare is IN 3 diner, and thai
costs about q dollar 4 mile. )
Oysters. aretback. Pick the pearls
out before eating.
! Don't make hog Of yourself
Hog-killing time is coming soon.
No matter how free he is will
MS money a man-can't drop a nicke
without Shaping his foot on 1t.
Every politician wants to max
the world safe for something, TO
anything except people.
Winter is coming. Better be hunt
ing an old fame. HI
: Absence will make the heart gro'
i fonder Of hot weather.
When coal men fall out the peopl
pay the fiddler. 4
j There's no place like home ate
school has started.
| One touch Of prohibition make
Bacchus and Croesus, kin. ~
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20

No matter how free he is with
his money a man-can't drop nickel
without shaping his foot on 1t.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20

Oysters areSback. Pick the pearls
out before eating. s,
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20

Every politician wants to make
the world safe for something, for
anything except people.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-09-20

Don't make hog Of yourself.
Hog-killing time is coming soon.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-01-26
ACID STOMACH
MEAtS SOUR OR
FORM GAS, GAS
Chew a Few Pleasant Tablets
Indigestion Gone!

Il Ihetant stomach relief! Harmlessl
ne moment "Pape's Diapepsin"
leeches teh stomach all distress from
'j3eid stomach or indigestion ends. I'm
di9ts relief from fatulence, gases,
Ijeertburn, palpitation, fulIness or
ii1emach pressure.
iEOrrect your indigestion for few
Millions keep II handy. Drug
! fs recommend it.
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on his investment, is even less,
amounting to but 1919 a year, bas-
ed on commodity prices in 1918.
Perhaps the most significant
figures of all are those showing
that the percapita ownership of
property by the agricultural class
is only $4,000, compared with a
per capita property ownership by
the nation as a whole, excluding
farmers which is $4,000.
"Industry in the United States is
increasing in geometrical progress
sion, agriculture only in arithme-
tical progression, and although
agriculture is still able to meet the
needs of industry and provide a
surplus for export, it will be less
than twenty years, perhaps only
ten years when this surplus will be
required for dometic consumption"
said DR.. o. E. Baker, of the Bu-
reau of Farm Economics, Depart
ment of Agriculture, in a recent
address before the Statistical So
ciety.
Continuing, DR.. Baker said, "He
who surveys the old world, wheth-
err he look at Europe, Asia or At
RIGA, will see, dominating the en-
tire economic and social situation
this great problem of food supply,
and of efficient utilization Of the
land. We have extended
the area of our! cultivated land as
far as economic conditions justify.
We have nearly cleaned up the orr
ginal SO0,OOO,OOO acres of virgin
timber. How are we to feed, clothe
and house the oncoming millions
Since progress is measured in
the economic sense by the accu-
mutation of wealth, it will be use
full to survey the agricultural in
dustry from that viewpoint. The
Bureau of Agricultural Economics
after an extremely careful survey
based on census figures and other
data has estimated that the total
real estate (holdings, land and
buildings) owned by actual farm
ers on Jan. 1, 1920, had total
value of $45,627,613,32S, or 6S.8
per cent of all the improved agri-
cultural lands in the United States.
Nonfarmers owned agricultural
real estate to a total value of $780,
68S, 389,274 amounting to 31.2 per
cent.
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Senate Calendar
Bills introduced

Bills introduced
All by committee on appropria-
tions.
S. B. 12l-(Com. on App.-Allow-
ing 5000 to provide payment of a
deficit. in actions to release insane
patients.
S. B. 122-Com. App.-Paying
$4,000 deficit of state training
school.
S. b. 123-Postage account deficit
Of State treasurer, $1,000.
S. B. 124-Officc expense and con-
tingent deficit executive office
$1,000.
S. B. 125--Making up deficit in
state miscellaneous fund $4,000.
S. B. 126-Paying deficit in fund
for arrest and return of fugitives
from justice $1,000.
S. B. 127-For paying $63,732.53
deficits of state insane hospital.
S. B. 128-Paying $3.50 deficit in
survey Of coal mines fund.
S. B. 129-Paying deficit of $724.95
in office of state auditor.
S. B. 130-For $81.2O deficit os
miscellaneous fund, attorney gen
eral.
S. B. 131-Providing $1,000 fund
from which rewards for apprehen-
sion of criminals may be offered.
S. B. 132-Allowing $4,000 for the
biennium expense of the hotel in
spection department.
S. B. 133-Appropriating $32,250,
for the two years for operation of
the livestock sanitary board.
S. b. 134-Creating $4,000 fund
for payment of wolf-coyote bounties.
S. B. Disappointing $500 for
burial costs of inmates of the peni-
tertiary and reform school.
S. B. 136-Appropriating $4,000
for Estate contingency fund"
S. B.. 137-Allowing $4,000 to pay
expenses in disbarment proceedings.
s. B. 138-Allowing $3.50 to defray
expenses of state canvassing board.
S. B. 139-Allowing $500 for burt
al Of dead soldiers (any wary and
erecting headstones.
s. B. 14O-Giying State Historical
society $500 for upkeep state
parks.
s. B. 141-Giving $1,000 state aid
TO the Humane Society.
S. B. Disappointing $25, OOc
TO the N. D, miscellaneous Refunds
acct.
s. B. 143, 145, Garberg, (N.) Het-
'inger--are companion bills design
ID to cure present conditions where
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-01-26

in general. Accept only "Bayer''
package which contains proper d.
rections. Handy boxes OF twelve
tablets cost few cents. Druggists al
50 sell bottles Of 20 and 100. Aspirin
Is thf trade mark Of Bayer Manu-
factufe of Observation-Disclosures Of
Salic&licacid.
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the law disqualifies juror from
acting in similar cases. The pro-
posed measures are especially aimed
at situation in Hettinger, Grant
and Morton counties where nearly
sixty plaintiffs sued to collect in.
surance money alleged due from the
National Union Fire Insurance com.
pany, Pittsburgh. The cases have
been in court for four years, decid.
ed in district court by juries in favor
of plaintiffs, appealed and remanded
for new trials. The first measure
would permit "a juror to sit on more
than one case of kind and the sec
ond would permit the consolidation
of group of identical cases fol
trial at one time.
S. B. 144, Miklethun, (N.) Steel
Griggs: Would prevent bank OF
banker from taking money on de-
post to the credit Of deposition
and applying same on a note @,
other obligation due the bank with.
out legal process and consent. Pen.
atty ranges from $500 to 81 ,O00efine
S. B. Jag, lat, Ettestad, en- Me.
Henry-Companion measures amen1
present laws as to tax exempt pro-
perties to eliminate industrial
plants, residences, or other struc.
lures located outside Of corporate
cities or villages and which are not
bona fide farm residences or prop
erty. The second measure then lists
certain classes for 100 percent as.
sessment including railroads, public
utilities, franchises, lands,- mills,
elevators, buildings on rights of way
business properties on town and city
lots. 1t places in so percent assess.
ment basis city reidences, exempt
ing farm residences) stock of mer-
chandise, bank stocks, threshins
machines factory equipment, mon
eyed capital and all other property
of any kind.
S. b. 148, Martin (N.) Morton-Ts
intended to limit the amount to be
raised by taxes to 60 percent of the
average for the last two years.
S. B. 149, Magnuson (N.) Botti-
neau-Would enact libel or SLAM
der law for protection of insurance
companies from persons knocking
financial stands. Similar to law
protecting banks, etc.
S. B. $50, Thorson, Und.) Grand
Forks-Repeals charter 222 S. L.
1919 which levies tax on shares Of
stock and bond issues of corpora
tions doing business in the state.
S. B. 151, Rusch, (Ind.) Cass-Is
aimed to give trustees or trusteeship
corporations an opportunity to 60
into court each year and make a
cutoff or annual accounting, which
is said to be not provided for by
law now after the administration of
an estate. Would take place of S. B.
3S, already passed by the senate
and recalled from the house, origi-
nal draft introduced by. mistake.
S. B. 1852, Bond, (Ind.) Ward
Providing machinery for the con-
solidation of banks, mergers, ETC.,
upon the vote of two-thirds of the
stockh olders of two companies.
S. B. 1853, Baker, (N.) Renville-
Providing that a party appealing
from a judgment may unite in the
same appeal any appealable order
made either before or after the judg-
ment-double appeal validated.s
S. B. 154, Game and Fish Com
mittee-Pfovides for the breeding
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capture and domestication of wild
game or fur bearing animals pro-
viding $500 bond is furnished, $500
breeders fee paid and exact check
of all game so kept, domesticated
or bred be furnished the, ga1pe and
fish board. Providing for the sale
of such furs, ETC., upon permission
of the board.
S. B. 1856 Senate Game & Fish
Com.-Revises present game and
fish board law to take fish commits
sioner off the board, leaving three
members; granting board power to
remove any or all appointees Mt its
pleasure; gives board power to fix
maximum amount of travel and ex-
pense; permits use of dogs for re-
trieving ducks of swat BIRDS; closes
deer season indefinitely; fine Of
500 for deer shooting; would make
it law violation to kill muskrat,
mink or skunk without license.
The measure further precludcs
under any circumstances the dyna-
hitting or cutting into of a beaver
dam or house; also puts ban on
killing beaver or muskrats except
through traps "never by shooting
Allows an open season on ruffed
grouse and partridge October ZIG
only in Bottineau, Cavalier, Penn
bina and Rolette counties. The
measure also requires each hunter
to make a return on special blank
accompanying the license on the
number of birds killed in season
and unless such return is made the
hunter is denied license the fol-
lowing year. The measure also pro-
vides for SEEMING license in certain
waters.
Killed in Senate
S. B. 40, Requiring that the post
office address of contracting par
ties must be listed in warranty
deeds.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-01-26
Poland, Squeezed By Warning Nations,
Near Collapse AS Army Debt Grows
BY MILTON BRONNER.

NEA service St8u correspondents.
London, Jan. 26.-What is going to
happen to Poland?
Anxious hours are ahead for this
restored nation, which stands in a
precarious position, politically and
economically, as Europe seethes and
b6ils with new troubles.
Alarmists give warning that Po-
land must bolster her defenses to
stand between western Europe and
the peril of Bolshevism, especially
now that the Ruhr incidents have
revived talk of alliance between Rus
STA and Germany against the allies.
Poland stands between, geographic
cally-Russia to the east and Ger
many to the west. She stands BE-.
tween in an economic sense, too.
Poland is not as badly off as Aus.
tria, but is worse off than Germany.
Badly in debt, with her. currenc.
of little value in the world markets,
she has potential enemies on both
sides Of her, and internally she has
trouble with racial and religious min
critics.
Meanwhile Poland is spending vast
amounts on her army. The war de-
partment costs more than one-quar-
ter of the, entire estimated expendi-
lures and just about one-third of the
estimated receipts Of the govern
ment.
Hope for the future is pinned to
M. Wojcicchoswki, the new president,
who was elected as successor to the
Inflated Narutowicz, the first consti-
tutionally elected president of Po-
land recently shot and killed by an
ASSASSIN.
Although the new president was
elected by the same political COM
bination that put Narutowicz in Of
fice-a circumstance which impelled