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The Coconino sun., 1923-03-16

Indigestion is lack Of digestion. The
digestive process begins in the mouth,
continues in the stomach, and ends in
the intestines. The digestive process
isfearried on by the saliva, the gas
tiic juice, the bile, the pancreatic
juice and the intestinal juices.
When any of these juices are lack
ing in amount or strength, then We
have indigestion.
Now, all of these juices are made
by glands. These glands are able to
do their work properly, providing
they receive their full share Of pow
er in the way Of nerve impulses.
These nerve impulses are normally
brought to the glands over nerve fl
bers which branch off from the spi-
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-16
POLICE CHIEFS
CLEANUP PLANS EXPENSIVE

Chief Of Police Porter Mcdonald
has invented plan for cleaning tbs
city streets, expensive, though effec
tive. He made announcement that nc
could use a few school children, at 25
cents an hour, on The task of clear
ing away small stones that had beer
unheaved by the operations of lev
cling machine. Fifty boys and abou'
25 girls responded. The marshal was
game and all were employed. Tha.
afternoon Allen street had assumed
sinilitude to thoroughfare in Spot
less Town, but the Marshal was shori
just $50.
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-16
LA FOLLY. SEES Si.OO
GASOLINE IN NEAR FUTURE

"a dollar a gallon for gasoline" )" is
the prospect held out for the con-
sumer in the report Of the La Toilette
oil Investigating committee Of the
senate unless measures are taken TO
break what the report declares to
be the complete domination and con-
troll Of the oil industry by the Stand
ard OIL companies.
II a few great oil companies are
permitted to manipulate prices" as
they have been doing, the report said,
''the people Of the country must be
prepared before long to pay at least
that price"
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-16
BAWCOM KILLS SELF
AND WIFE AT DENVER

DENVER, March 10. - w. S. Baw-
com, as, and his bride of two weeks
Flora Bawcom, lay dead here tonight
victims of the jealous rage Of the
bridegroom, police believed.
The bodies of Bawcom and his wife
were found in a bed in their room,
ing house late today.
Both were fully clad. In Bawcom's
hand was a 50 calibre automatic pis
tol. His wife lay face down, bullet
hole through her left temple.
One arm around her neck, BaWcom's
dead body stretched beside that Of his
bride
Apparently he had killed her in {
fit Of anger and then had turned the
gun or himself.
Roomers in the house, investigating
the landlords failure to provide hea1
in the rooms, found the corpses. The
two had been dead for ct least %
hours, police think.
Bawcom went to Denver six weeks
ago from Winslow, Arizona.
Tenants of the house said his brldt
told Bawcom Of meeting men on the
street who had known her before hel
marriage. They had asked to call.
Bawcom, it was thought, broodlne
over this, slew his wife and then took
his own life.
Bawcom was for many years q res
ident Of Winslow and q prominent cat,
tleman, well known throughout this
sac+io,, of Arizona
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-16
PASSENGERS AND FREIGHT
REVENUES IN ARIZONA
LARGEST IN THE COUNTRY

Exhibits purporting to show that
railroad companies in the state deiiy-
ed larger earnings from passenger
and express revenue than in any other
state were offered by the Arizona
Corporation commission before Exam
iner Seal Of the Interstate Commerce
Commission.
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-16
PERRING APPEALS CASE
FROM LAND COMMISSION

The case Of DR.. E. B. Perrin YER
sus the Hudspeth Sheep company has
been appealed from the land commits
sion and will be tried in the superior
rourt at Prescott in the near future.
The case involves the leases on land
in this county, said by the plaintiff
to have expired January 10, 1928.
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-16
STATE GETS INHERITANCE
TAX OF $4,000 FROM ESTATE

The Arizona setate Of the late Will
liam H. Brophy, Arizona banker and
capitalist, was appraised at $685.
979.41 at a meeting of appraisers by
Neri Osborne, Jr., state inheritance
tax collector. Osborne said that the
state of Arizona would collect approx
imately $4,000 inheritance tax on the
estate. No estimate was made of the
value Of property in other states.
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-16
SOME SARCASM

A communication was read in the
house of the state legislature from G
L. Rogers and E. Ross Householder
protesting against closing the opel
season on javelians or wild hogs, on
the ground that they have already eat
en- all the foliage off the trees in the
Petrified Forest. - st. Johns Obser-
Vpr
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-16
FEDERAL COURT SESSION
rs POSTPONED TO JUNE 4

The session Of the district federal
court, scheduled to have opened in
Prescott this week, was opened and
adjourned by United States Marshal
T. j. Sparks and a notice posted to
the effect that the next session Of the
court will be held June 4, at 10
o'clock in the morning.
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-16
ITALIAN CYPRESS TREES ARE
PLANTED AROUND CAPITOL

Residents Of the state 20 years from
now in approaching the state capitol
will do so under a row Of tall, stately
celumnar Italian cypress trees, wheth-
Ell they take the north walk Or the
south walk leading from Seventeenth
street to the building.
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-16
DEATH OF GLOBE BOY
REMAINS UNEXPLAINED

Mystery still surrounds the death of
Ronald Carnell, Miami high school
student, whose body was found at Cop
per Glance a month after he disap-
pcared from his home Finding Of q
four-ounce bottle several yards from
the body has given rise TO the belief
that the youth committed suicide, but
no motive has yet been found that
might have prompted this act. The
bottle may be sent to q chemist for
examination.
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-16
MAY TRANSFER ELK TO
PINAL MOUNTAIN RANGE

Transfer of 80 head of elk from
Graham county to the Pinal noun
tains will be recommended by the To-
cal Elks lodge. The committee study
ing the question will also recommend
the setting aside of national game
reserve in the Pinal mountains.
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-16
PRESCOTT MAN KILLED AS
AUTOMOBILE TURNS TURTLE

John Gehoke of Prescott was killed
by the overturning of car in which
he was riding with its owner Edwin
Lauterbach, a Casa Grande valley
rancher. The latter was caught be-
meath the car, but was little hurt. The
accident was due to broken steering
gear.
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-16
XII KLUX KHAN is NOW
KLUCKING AT HOLBRO0K


Thursday, March /, the Holbrook
Tribune received through the mail, un-
der Holbrook postmark, the follow
ing letter, typewriter on a litho-
graphed letterhead of the Imperial
Palace, Invisible Empire, Knights of
the Ku Klux Klan, Atlanta, Georgia,
Imperial Aulic." We reproduce the
letter, with which two 81 bills were
enclosed:
Holbrook, Ariz., Feb. 27, 1928.
Editor Holbrook Tribune,
Holbrook, Arizona.
Dear Sir: We, the Holbrook K1an,
Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, wish
to advise the general public, through
your publication, that this Klan is or
ganized and is properly functioning.
Good citizens need have no fear.
We are a law-abiding body of citi-
zens of the city of Holbrook, and will
not take the law or attempt to take
the law in our own hands.
We stand for separation Of church
and state, white supremacy, free pub
lie schools, free speech, free press
and just laws.
We are a Christian organization.
Bootleggers, gamblers and all 9TH
er law violators beware, for we are
watching you, and must either quit
breaking the laws of our land or find
a new home.
You never know when you are talk
ing to a Klansman.
The all-seeing eye sees all thing.
HOLBROOK PROVISIONAL KHAN
knights Of the Ku Klux Klan,
Holbrook, Arizona.
By order Exalted Cyclops.
-Holbrook Tribune
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-16
BILL, APPOINTING COMMISSION
TO SETTLE STATE BOUNDARY

Governor Hunt has signed bill
providing for the appointment Of a
commission to cooperate with SIM
liar body appointed by the California
legislature, to settle the vexed ques-
ton OF the boundary between the two
states. Much difficulty has arisen in
the past concerning jurisdiction along
the Colorado river, which is constantly
changing its course.
French" says a Britisher, don't
consider Germany 'armless."
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-16

No wonder the brides mother
weeps. She, better than any other,
knows what is going to happen to
the groom.
The Coconino sun., 1923-03-16

Try Sun Want Ads.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-08-25


Reunion de managers en- cayey.
En- cayey cambiaran impresiones
los managers de los clubs, Ponce,
Sports, Humacao v Ribosch para tra-
tar del proximo campeonato y de la
llegada de los cubanos.
Los juegos de hoy.
Esta tarde es el turno para los anna
teurs: A las 1880 jugaran el General
Cord vs.. Marines; a las 400, Meso-
nora VS.. Cataiio.
Baltimore rerdi6 Ia serie con los
cubanos.
Los Cuban Stars de Pompez cele-
braron Ell dias pasado Ia tercera serie
er opei6n al campeonato del Este, en-
los teIrenos de Maryland Park, sa-
licndo victoriosos en- los tres desaffos.
Entire otros integran IA novena de
Pompez los sieuientes jugadofes Me-
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-08-25

en- la defensa del hogar; Villar al CEN
ter; Iglesias al bosque derecho. To-
dos son buenos sluggers y habiles CO.
rredores de base, como su vez astu-
tos defensores de sus posiciones. Ha-
bremos de yer buena peiota durante
.esta temporada v recomendan1os las
ncwenas de la isla practica a diario
para poder afrontar los "cubiches !.
'.All STAR team de
tOdas nacionalidades.
La mejor combination de un team
de pelota comprendiendo unicamente
jugadores que actualmente fguran en-
las ligas mayores, nos 10 da la revis-
ia mensual americana Baseball. Sus
nombres, posicion que juegan Y ma
cionalidad de cada uno la voy dar
a conocer; hela aqui: Jack Fournier
.primera base, frances canadiense; Lou
Fonseca, segunda base, portugues;
Sam Bohne, sort-stop, hebreo; Ralph
pinelli, tercera base, italiano; Babe
Ruth, left field, alensan; Bill Jacob
son, centre field, noruego; Ty Cobb,
right field, americana primitive; Bob
L'Farrell, catcher, irlandes; Bernie
Rengough, catcher, ingles; Stanely
CoveIeslSie, pitcher, polaco; Rube Mac
Guard, p. frances; Adolfo Luque, p.
cubano; Elan Van Glider, p, holdan-
des Mike Cvengros p, czeco-eslova-
ko; Nick Domvith, p, austriaco; Ivan
Olson, emergencies, sueco; Jimmy
Austin, emergencia, de Welsh. Como
manager figura Ell conocido irlandes
John McGraw que de tanta fana go
"a como administrator del Rey De-
porte
Recommendation a umpires. managers
y capitanes.
ST Sc tuviera la mano un ejem-
plar de la Guia de Baseball cubana
para Ell 1928, que de tanto buen uso ha
venido ser gracias iniciativas de
Rogue, seria conveniente pcnerse en-
lpractica las siguientes reglas, con es-
pecialidad para las ligas de San Juan,
Ponce y Humacao. Regla 33a.-De-
mora del Juego; Regla 34a.-El Balk
Regla 51a.- FL Bateador es Out; y Ia
RegIa 6sa.-No Sc apelara por erro-
res de juicios de los Umpires. Ponien-
/ dose en- practica estas reglas antes
mencionadas en- nuestras ligas, po-
driamos perfeccionar bastante los jue.
gos de pelota en- la isla.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-08-25
..An San Juan VS.. IAN Coamo"

"All San Juan VS.. "All Coamo"
Manana, en- los terrenos de la Liga
Insular, Sc encontraran por primera
vez,sef 'iAll San Juan''ay "Ooarno7.
Ell Coamo esta integrado por mag
nifcos jugadores, las cronicas de
los juegos que ha celebrado es la me-
jor prueba de que jugaran buena pc
lota manana.
Ell "All Coamo" fue vencedor del
Ponce" en- semanas pasadas, dando-
les que hacer los lcones.
Siendo la primera vez que visitan
la capital los muchachos de Coamo,
no hay que dudar que los fanatics
acudiran la Liga a admirar sus ju-
gadas.
Lego la Artilleria.
va estan en- la capital lor jinetes
Thompson Y Torrente (a) juicy, que
forman parte del terrible equipo
Sports.
La llegada de estos dos excelentes
t
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-08-25

jugadores, que Sc hallaban en- la We
Gina Rep1blica Dominicana, ha causa-
do gran regocijo entire los fanaticos
de la ciudad, simpatizadores de los il
netes, que al decir de elios, de ahora
en- adelante: "Sabana, Yoya".
Pues, 81 antes Ell "Sports" era respe-
tado por sus contrarios, ahora va a
Icausar miedo...
Saludamos a los amigos Thompson
" Torrente.
Ell Humacao gan6.
Ell Humacao, que mas bien era un
museo de jugadores, venci6 en- dos
encuentros al Sports" Ell domingo pa
sado.
Ell juego de la naiana fue malo.
EPues, algunos jugadores del Sports, ,
tuvieron la mala suerte, de cometer
lerrores que la ve,rdad trvieron cul-
I, pa de la perdida de su team.
Ell Hu,nacao, Sc presento fiojo de
pitchers. La prueba de clio es que a
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-08-25
Rogue caIurOsamente feIicitado.

Por la concienzuda traduccion que
hiciera Ell amigo Rogue del artfculc
publicado el pasado sabado en- las CO.
lumnas de eel Mundo", ha recibido y
ann sigue recibiendo calurosas felici-
taciones.
Aunque la traducci6n una vez he.
cha no fue debidamente puIida antes
lie darsele publicidad, Sc We el ingenic
en- el traductor al dar a conocer pal.
pablemente la materia sobre la que
trata el articulista.
Dado La acogida que ha tenido su
traduccion anterior, Rogue Sc dispone
a traducir otros importantes articulos
cue sobre materia deportiva tiene.
Luis Progress.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-08-25
sa, Bar6, Oms, Chac6n, Teran, Dihi-
go, Perez, Portuondo v Lopez.
Ell pr6xim0 campeonato.

Promote resultar brillantisima la
Inauguration del Campeonato que or
ganizan los directories del Parque de
Base Ball de San Juan. Ponce, HUI
macao, Ribosch, All: San Juan y
Sports" Sc preparan para una con-
tienda formidable.
Sc nombrara un tribunal, jueces y
umpires que tengan amplias faculta-
des para resolver todas las cuestiones
que Sc susciten durante la celebration
del sensational campeonato.
Dice la prensa extranjera.
Cuando los Yankees jugaron su pri-
mer partido de Base Ball en- New
York, hace 20 amos, 10000 fanaticos
presenciarcn el desafios
74,2OO personas asistieron al primer
encuentro de la presente temporada.
Temporada de pelOta cubana.
Henos de sentirnos felices al sa-
ber que es un hecho Ia serie de pelota
Icubana en- la isia. Ei cable nos aviso
la contrata hecha por Beitia, Y por
cuenta de la administration de la Lii
ga de- Pelcta de esta Capital, para
traernos la formidable noyena "Hava-
na Giants. va estas horas debe
estarse firmando la contrata, v Sc es-
pera el arribo de los jugadores hacia
fines de septiembre.
Habr6 de adelantarme dar el Il
ne up del Havana Giants, el cual
sigue: Dominguez, left fielder; Jime-
nez, en- la intefmedia; CULLEN en- la
antesala; .Rivas y Cruz, lanzadores;
Juncos en- la inicial; Martinez al jar
din corto; Abreu (joven de 18 aiios)
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-08-25

CampeOnato de amateurs.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-08-25
CHoQUE DE AUTOS

Comunican de Yauco, que en- la ca
lretera que conduce Ponce hubo un
choque anteayer por la tarde, entire
81 Buick P. 1916 y el Ford P. 272,
81 primero iba guiado por Mayoral,
de Pence v el segundo por Armando
Rodriguez, de Yauco.
Segdn informes que hemos obteni-
10, Mayoral liza de Yauco, para Pom
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-08-25
NOTAS BASEBOLERAS

Camaron durante cuatro innings fue
yictima de la furia de los iinetes no
pudiendose zanzibar, porque el res
puesto que quedaba no merecia ga
rantfa.
La genie que presento Rogue fue
acceptable, pero Sc hacia notar algu-
nos lunares en- deterninadas bases.
CampeonatO de amateurs.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-08-25

ce Y Rodriguez yenfa de Guayanilla,
Y al coger Rodriguez la curva, Mayo
raj salia del puente una tremenda
velocidad y el choque fue inevitable,
recibiendo grandes desperfectos el
Fcrd; pero afortunadamente todos los
pasajeros de uno y otro caro- salieron
ilesos.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-08-25
signifca Protestadc.
Los meiores baetadores.

Campeonato de Santo Domingo.
Segun rumores llegados hasta aqui
este termino como ell rosario de la au-
rora, en- un desafio entire Lucy y Es-
Fccgido.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-08-25
Beitfa y San. complete.

San, ei pitcher dominicano, llegara
'el pr6ximo jueves a Puerto Rico. Bel
tia, el centerfeld de los Sports" y
uno de los jinetes, llegara Puerto
Rico de New York del Z al IA del pro-
Nimo mes.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1923-08-25

Estado del campeonato.
The Washington times., 1923-01-05
A Born Salesman. :

Al small boy was complaining to
4 sympathetic neighbor @ hin
fathers suddenly acquired rAust-
business. He wasn't giving HI 81
spring money Tor ice cream alld
soda water as before and the tier
was greatly stirred over the Clanee
IN his parents nature.
sPapa's saving his money. but i
.ell him its foolish. !" he OBJ ved.
Saving. eh7" commented the
neighbor. NJ
Yes. Papa says he's saving To
buy baby. but think I'll 10 able
to talk him out Of 4. selenlgd
The Washington times., 1923-01-05
JULIET TO DATE

~ LASTLY flipper with line,
Human. snaky, clinging
vine; .
Before 1 take you heart and hand,
There's something I must under
stand.
Could you. If well your time you
spent,
Dig up enough to pay the rent?
I love your songs, love your
dance,
Your arms around me cause a
trance,
Your coat and knickers have the
looks
Just Like the. ones in fashion books.
I'll love you till my heart may
break,
But tell me. how much do you
make?
I love your eyes, your cute pug
nose,
I even like those loud wool hose;
You lead a gay and happy life;
I even might become your wife;
10 marriage I'd be reconcfled-
But would you tend a screaming
child?
The Washington times., 1923-01-05
Tactics.

The war brought number Of
military phrases into civilian u.s.
age, as everybody knows.
In a newspaper office recently
the city editor looked YEARLY at
the bright young reporter who had
submitted a big bundle of copy in
q description Of some trivial Incl
dent.
"Deploy itp' he snapped.
"Deploy it?" repeated the new
man. 81 don't understand"
Turn that column into a line"
Selected.
The Washington times., 1923-01-05
Teutonic Disr pec

MrsIt says here that shake
speare is performed more often
in Germany than In bis native
country. osg
Mr.-Yes: the Germans evi-
IDENTIFY still have no respesss lor
things English. sqas
The Washington times., 1923-01-05
The Feeling Was Nut I.

Benny THAT fellow wilkins =
just crazy about you. He t6la me-
that he was starving for ioVst
Jenny Yes. both Of 40 u he
hasn't taken me out to dinns onee
in the last year.
The Washington times., 1923-01-05
They Are!

Mrs.-It says here that sAmeRi-
can tourists spent fifty-sevensEail-
lion dollars in Canada lastaSleaR.
Mr.-YesI they're thirstz Ieo-
pie. rga
The Washington times., 1923-01-05
FOREIGN NEWS

- KADRID, Spain use
they are constantly r.
~ minded of shop akiaheal-
time, the BULL Fighters Uni6ii -
cided today that All its meFsbsrs
shall become xegetarians.
VENICE, Italy There lis =
grave shortage of rubherKzdaere
owing to the extreme dampneas
81 the city canals this VII
The Washington times., 1923-01-05
The Stronger the Better.

The doctors were holding con
sultation beside the bed " d l1nn
who was supposed TO be hai brine
diseased hip bones
II believe" said one Of TIE sur
geons, that We should wait ana
let him get 8 little stronger before
cutting into him. e
Before the other prospective o.
orators could reply the patient
turned his head and remarked Al
the nurse: what do they talss
me fora cheese? r selecte
The Washington times., 1923-01-05
What the NeighbOrs sav.

The shades Of night were filling
! fast,
When for kiss he asIEe her:
She must have answered. es
because
The shades came down stia
faster!
The Washington times., 1923-01-05

Many gas buggy u dra Ein
. second mortgage an over the
place.
You can't feed an auto hay
and oats.
The Washington times., 1923-01-05

The Teller that's got In the
habit 81 borryin' u apt Is link
that pretty much everybody II :
tightwad.
The Washington times., 1923-01-05

Mother-No Bobby; for The third
time I tell you. you can't have an
other chocolate. sos
Bobby (in despairl-I don't So
where father gets the idea that
you're always changing youEmindl
London Opinion.
The Washington times., 1923-01-05

The aals down to the lIllara
what WAS wearin: am shorter thon
anybody else is now wsari sern
longer than anybody else.
The Washington times., 1923-01-05

Now we're married, he doesn't
give me any more presentsv'
my dear, does a fisherman give
bait to the fish that he has
caught?"-London Opinion.
The Washington times., 1923-01-05

j. Fuller Gloom Egotisneth the
commonest form Of trouble
Kansas City Star. "a
The Washington times., 1923-01-05

81 ken q sawfer who plays like
a dressmaker," remarked Sandy.
''Hoo's that?'' asked.
''Oh,-so, So" was tn answer.
Judge.
The Washington times., 1923-01-05

And when yer wondered what
made women's petticoats rustic an
why red flannel and goose grease
was good for q stiff neck.
The Washington times., 1923-01-05

a lot Of gals don't Ike flIxWors
because they have put one arm
drivin' out Of business s
The Washington times., 1923-01-05

And when yer Aunt Rosie and
Aunt Maggie called on Sunday
afternoon how yer Ma made yer sit
up straight in the parlor chairs,
made Of horsehair, and just look
at 'em and threatened to box yer
ears If yer went near 'em with yer
sticky hands.
The Washington times., 1923-01-05
And everybody had a well

And kept butter and provisions
In q pail or box in 1t
The Washington times., 1923-01-05

Women wore trains and how they
strutted along Ike peacocks with
their skirts draggin' a lot o. dust
an germs an how. when they went
up a pair o. stairs they gathered
'sm up in one hand.
The Washington times., 1923-01-05

An the day yer set the house on
fire an yer Pa busted his suspen-
ders he gave yer such q lickin'.
REMEMBER2 I'LL sAYI Do,
The Washington times., 1923-01-05

I. Medical Expert When tliS5eyaa
ire shut the hearing becomes mere
o,,t. s,ysg
The Washington times., 1923-01-05
In the hot summer.

And in the winter how gran'pa
cussed when the darn thing froze
and he had to take a kettle of hot
water and work an hour to thaw
It out.
You lost a mitten an yer Ma
whaied. the lights out Of you and
then you have tape on the new
ones that went round your neck
and down through the sleeves of
yer coat an everybody yelled
Sissy at yer.
The Washington times., 1923-01-05
ElBEg
OBS

- OAGE city folks call o. ri.
] ben rsadin' ii the ~ Sfr
that ! lot De 'em cot slsIht
On bum on stock. X amt hbsi',
any vet.
The Washington times., 1923-01-05

They're very unusual people.
'aThat SOP
eyes, indeed. Even the nea ~
bors are satisfied with tho waV
they are bringing up their chil-
dren. Detroit Free Press.
The Washington times., 1923-01-05

And how yer always forgot yer
rubbers when you left school an
ger Ma sent yer back for them,
and the day you discovered some
body had pfnched 'em yer cried all
the way home figuring that II yer
cried yer wouldn't get a lckn,' but
yer got one just the same.
The Washington times., 1923-01-05

Lady-Is that your sister you
have brought with you?
The Step Cleaner-Oh, no, mum:
she's my pupil. I'm learnin' 'er
the perfession.-Pearson's Weekly
UIondono.
The Washington times., 1923-01-05

Jones-I have noticed peop1s try
ing this experiment In church
Chicago News.
The Washington times., 1923-01-05
Remember
the Time
By Jack Casey.

4 CHORUS girl was looked at
askance.
The Washington times., 1923-01-05

When Napoleon wanted 70 ~ -
sleep he closed. his eyes and Went.
But then he slept on battlefield
not. in modern flat.-Judgs.~
The Washington times., 1923-01-05

Country Judge-How long have
you owned a car?
Motorist Charged with speeding)
-One year, your honor.
Um-then you can stiIl afford
TO pay a fine. Twenty dolIars."-
Boston Transcript.
The Sunday school teacher had
been telling her class about the
benefits Of being good.
Where do good little girls go
when they die?"
ITO heaven" was the prompt
reply.
And where do the bad girls
9o?"
TO the depot to see the travel
ing men come in."-Santa Fe
Magazine.
Boats-skee got a swell job on
the outside.
Guns-No foolin'? How much
Jack Is he maxim?
More than a burglar and near
ly as much as a bootlegger."-The
Periscope.