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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-04
By JOsEPHUs DANIELS.

/" HE return to London OF
the British mission which
came to Washington to
confer about the debt 1t owes to
the United States, without reach
ing any agreement, recalls the
fact that when the United States
entered the World War in April,
1917, missions composed Of dis
tinguished statesmen and SOL
diers from the allied nations came
20 Washington for conference
with American Government Off
cials.
The able and charming Mr..
Balfour headed the British dele
CATION which was the first to
arrive. It was the first to come
then to discuss how America
could In the best and quickest
way render its largest contrfbu-
ton to the allied cause.
Great Britain was the first
country which secured a large
loan Of money. It was warmly
welcomed and all that we could
do to aid that government was as
freely given as they freely put
at our disposal then and after
ward all the information and aid
they could render.
The first agreement Of co-opera-
ton between the two English
speaking nations was made be-
tween Admiral Browning and the
Secretary Of the Navy on April
10, 1917.
Following closely came Mr.. Bal
four and his party and the be-
loved Joffre and the French lead
ers. What impressed me most
about the British mission was the
thorough and expert knowledge
possessed by its members.
II Mr.. Balfour wanted any in
formation from the highest H.
nance to the building Of a dread
naught he had an expert at hand
whose knowledge was full and
accurate.
It is this thoroughness which
has distinguished the British gov.
eminent. Where other nations
have as noble aims and even
greater zeal the British go into the
minutest detail and that gives
them a great advantage. They
had more men in Washington at
the conferences in the early days
than any other nation and again
the same thing was true at Paris.
Accurate information and thor.
ough knowledge wins battles as
truly as guns and ships. Full
knowledge has won many vic.
tories.
BRITISH FIRST LOAN.
have said that the British
secured the first loan made by
this Government to an allied ma.
ton. 1t had hitherto borne the
brunt of financing the war.
Our declaration removed the
strain that was almost to the
breaking point. The big thing Il
asked the United States to do, in
answer to our request to be ad
Vised what aid we could best
render at once, was to supply
money and patrol the coast from
Halifax to Panama so their ships
could be released to go to Eu
ropean waters. We did both a
once, beginning in April ant
carrying on to our utmost unit
victory.
AS a British mission was tn,
first to obtain money from us t
finance the costly war Il had al
most said extravagant war, 70
modern wars cat up money! g
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-04

sist upon payment Of the same
interest the Treasury is paying
the holders OF the bonds.
There is no reason why Britain
should not pay. We bore our ex-
penses of the war and we neither
asked nor received anything in
the way Of money, coal. oil or
colonies or anything else, even
though at the time Senator Lodge
said we ought to demand repara-
ton from Germany. Later he was
wiser and gloried that Woodrow
Wilson had demanded nothing.
The people generally are not In
formed as to what Britain has re-
ceived as result Of the war.
The propaganda that France is
the only country getting or trying
to get reparations has made peo-
pie forget the incomparably great
things that Britain obtained.
France asked too much and
blundered in so doing.
What has Britain received? /
have not the data as to the oil
concessions and the advantages in
countries that have large oil fields
that will enrich Britain and be Of
inestimable value to its world
commerce. When we reflect upon
what it did obtain, we may well
ask, What nation received most
out of the war?
Here is what the war added to
the British Empire: 500, 900 square
miles Of German Southwest Africa;
$4,000 square miles of German
West Africa: $4,000 square miles
Of Togo and Cameroon: 100000
square miles Of New Guinea and
Bismark. In addition many square
miles in the colonies Of Angola
and Mozambique, one million
square miles in Persia, and two
million square miles in Mesopot-
mia have come under British In
fluence.
BRITAIN'S ATTITUDE.
It 10 unfortunate that the Brit
ish did not come to Washington
long ago, or even on its re-
cent visit, and say frankly:
while we have received great
benefit in German colonies as Q
result of the war, they are now
liabilities and not present assets.
While we are to receive twenty
two per cent Of whatever sum
Germany pays as reparation. Ger
many has as yet paid us moth
ing. Our oil concessions are yet
to be realized upon. The cost
Of our armies to prevent wars in
Europe imposesia heavy burden.
We therefore, would be glad to
defer payments to a time when
We can pay without the strain
early payments would impose.
We, Of course, expect to pay
the same rate Of interest you
must pay the owners of the
bonds you issued to obtain the
money to lend to u.s."
If the mission had come In
that spirit and made the request,
everybody would have approved
acquiescence.
It was a mistake equal to a
blunder, as was Mr.. Balfours
tactless passing the buck to this
country. However, these mis-
takes should not affect the cor
dial relations between the coun-
tries and we should proffer to
extend the loans for long Peg"
iod. Britain has walked through
deep waters, fought a great fight,
and the two countries must be
ever prepared to prevent such
another holocaust Of war as al
most destroyed the world in 1914
1919.
copyright, Twenty-first Century Press.)
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-04

seasoned English food intrigued me
not at all.
After a few weeks Of tea-ing
here and there in England l de-
cided that I liked the function tre-
mendously. One can talk about
the latest play or book or picture
or gown while one delicately in
gests sweet after sweet or sips
potent English tea from a charm
ing Wedgewood tea-cup.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-04
Gets New House for
One Lost bY Fire

SISTERVILLE, w. Va, Feb 8.
A NEW five-room house, com.
"A pletely furnished, was the
present Of citizens Of Sisterville
to Mrs. Louisa Kimble, who lost
her home by fire recently.
Soon after the fire destroyed
the Kimble home citizens started
a subscription list sufficient to
purchase new home.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-04
Goes With Dancing

In these boulevard dancing
places one also sees bejeweled
baubles that are worth a fortune.
Most striking of all are '!lnkiets
of precious stones that flash in
and out to the strains Of the jazz
bands.
Always the, jazz band. Of course!
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-04
Repeating History

But here again it IL only fair
to say that the home brewer
would not avoid this tendency
to jack, up the VOLTAGE Of the
beer by changing to even a good
quality of sound commercial
brewery beer If he could get 1t.
Indeed, he is only repeating
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-04

What great battles have 1 not
seen waged and won over the tea
cup? What great, worldwide de.
cisions have not been made to the
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-04
Different in Russia

Perhaps his liking for the
beverage is not little due to the
fact that he is given a piece Of
Evening star., 1923-03-15
FOR sALE-HoUsEs
sALE-HoUsEs

K Cent.
= > First Commercial Zone
Price $1,000.
M s % % the % 4 fine = @ % 'ass : % S. a.; 's': 3s % e.:
Sixteenth Street Highlands.
Price 5000 ....-.
% s.s % % a.uSas & pss1a ssp & rooms " '' electric Lights ' "
Near New Sacred Heart Church.
s n Inst s % s. ::u e FL. . ss n n.s & $ % s
Two-Family Apartment.
Price. $Ioooo.
~ ~ " $50 " ''' " ~ ~ ' " ~
Chevy Chase.
Price, $4,000.
@ = @ % S :s I % 'ssls s %
Saul's Addition.
Price, $l3,5OO.
% @ :n Oh: ;s :s- s: sS: % ::' : :
Columbia Heights.
s q ID: %s doors ss;s: ss s @ % : large s ]
Connecticut Avenue.
Price, $I5
= s s' :'Es s ROM: & s; @ majority ; % 8; sf: s:t ]
Washington Heights
Price, $Io5oo
and % S % & H rooms
Rhode Island Ave NE
Corner Third ST.
% % s asi fol- s. DETAIL Built be: ..s and finished hand
N. L. sANsBURY CO., Inc.
,,o IT, (. NJ ,,EvERYTHSG IN REAL ESTATE"
ESTATE % BOARD ~ oS0o07o
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STONE & FAIRFAX.
1912 NEW YORK AVENUE.

STONE & FAIRFAX.
1S4S NE" YORK AVENUE. PHONE
NEAR 10th AND PARK ROAD.
''DA
NEAR WARDMAN PARK INN.
A
ON COLUMBIA ROAD. 'A' ''
Inc
NEAR 18TH AND NEWTON.
PETWORTH.
8
. THIRTEENTH AND PARK ROAD
A 4
@
- NEAR CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL,
@ s ssta % double len built % ss. dss Composed
grlse.In u space
NEAR SIXTEENTH AND NEWTON
Price $3.50.
-' 'o'"' and asd
NEAR DUPONT CIRCLE.
Price $1,000.
cughs;s space - ~ -N-' p-A@
STONE & FAIRFAX.
YEARS
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CHEVY CHASE, MD.
1n n
JEFFERSON STREET.
Is
six all
CLEVELAND PARK.
me
freda wihe
large lot brick ~ ~ " @N $751;
COLUMBIA HEIGHTS.
bright
SAUL'S ADDITION.
rooms se @ aine sa,
price OF
UPPER THIRTEENTH STREET
Agoodbu -' >N>'~
McKEEVER & GOSS,
I415 Eye Street. Main AK,
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SHANNON & LUCHS,
713 I4th Street NV.

I4th Street NV MaiH <o+o.
NEW BRICK HOMES
For S655o; $3.50 Cash. SOS Per Month
East n
d frm3 A
JUST OFF R. l. AVE. NE, FOR $500:
hardwood doosand trim md ecti
NORTHWESTERN
BATH
ns noa e % % M
NORTHEAST-S7325.
best Offering northeast vel built
q
CLEVELAND PARK-SI5 5000
front and sleeping porch hard
WOODRIDGE-$725o.
d. % 5 % Hs :ss ss5s ,' e, fs0s sna nsai
oenfrep
NEW DETACHED HOME.
to
posGHEs Esa
Ss Desirable seea rs s s n a. Ss 'aS %
houses ike his ar
whch
SHANNON & LUCHS
z13 14th Street NV. Main 2345.
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DOWNTOWN APARTMENT.
Renting for 500 per month. IS, 400 year; ex.
penses very low; rents at present rate only
slightly increased over prewar prices; q won
derful buy. Price asking Will yield "A per
cent net.
18th ST. HEIGHTS.
beautiful broom house. . baths: excellent
condition; large rooms; deep lot to wide alley.
Price. $l2,50O. Right In the midst Of homes
selling for $4,000. Reasonable terms
APARTMENTS
splendid investment. department build
Ing; must be sold to close an estate and at q
price that shows an excellent return on the
amount invested.
DOWNTOWN
Room,ng and boarding house. 10 rooms, 5
baths; right IN the midst Of the business sec
tton: real money maker; owner moving to
Cleveland Park 10 reason for selling; can Be
bought at the hight price aud on good terms
PETw0RTH.
Undoubtedly the prettiest house for the
price in this section; owner leaving city and
will sell for $3.50: has many very modern and
practical ideas installed.
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FOR sALE-HoUsEs
(.Aafana~A
FOB sALE-H0UsES
NA2tAAHAA
BOSS & PHELPS.
$I4,5oo.

SIXTEENTH STREET HEIGHTS
Army officer ordered away is offering this delightfully."- sit
uaed home property at aabe located
half block off 10th St. and near the reservoir There eight
splendid rooms two complete tile baths with shower nclose
oak floors and several features heat eee
spacious and we'll adapted for entertaining Excel
lent condition throughout.
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HEDGES G. MIDDLETON, Inc
MEMBERS OF WASHINGTON
1884 II St. NV. Phone Main 1929
Evening star., 1923-03-15

COLUMBIA HEIGHTS.
Near 18th and Park road: the best arranged
7.room house in the city; cement porch and
glassed and screened-n sleeping porch; run
ming water in each room; ali screens and
draperies especially fitted to house; 2-csr "a
rage, with gasoline tank for 500 gallons ras;
large attic: open fireplace: beautiful shrub
berry. Price. $l2, 500, on very easy terms.
14th STREET HEIGHTS
Unusually large rooms. besides slassed and
screened-in porches. making In all 10 rooms. .
baths. double garage: handsomely lifted up
with all the latest conveniences; unusually
large lot. This 10 q very completely fitted up
home. Price reduced to S12.50O.
GEORGETOWN.
beautiful Groom house, modern to the Ia st
detail; most desirabiy located surrounded by
handsome residences: can be bought $3.50 cash
oslance less than the house viii rent for,
NORTHEAST
On Maryland avenue. a splendid Groom and
bath house. Price. S4.750 $500 cash. $50 per
month includes all interest and principal.
DOWNTOWN BUSINESS PROPERTY. 3D.
nth and H sts. n.w.-Ope Of the best buys
in this section: 3s-ft. front The price per
foot is less than property in this square not
so desirable has recently sold for.
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10th Street Heights.
Price, SI2,7St

Frice, $3.50.
An unusually attractive semi bungalow, con
tanning large. bright rooms, 2 baths, giass-
inclosed sleeping and breakfast porches. cleo
lights. h.-w.h.. hardwood floors. open fireplace
and ali Improvements The house Is COM
pletely screened and wea the erstrpped through
out. Lot, Ax142. to l5-foot alley. Garage
for two cars. Reasonable terms
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SIXTEENTH ST. HEIGHTS

SIXTEENTH ST. HEIGHTS
Close to Reservoir-A delightful and er-
elusive section. A wonderful bargain. Owner
going west on account OF i'll health. Lot Al
by lb6. Detached colonial brick. red tile roof
center hall plan: IL large rooms, 4 baths, also
toilet on first ioor; hotwater heat. electricity,
hardwood floors, double back porch (glassed
ip, front porch (cement). with observa tion
balcony on 2nd floor; brick garage for two cars
principal rooms have open 6replaces. dining
room has beamed ceiling. Cold.storage room
and buffers pantry. This Is wonderful op-
portunity to purchase a real home at an ex-
rremely low figure. Attractive terms Address
1sox l50-B. Star Office. or phone evening from
= to Columbia 1922. les
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FOR SALE-HOUSES

MODERN HOUSE ON NEWARK ST CLEvE-
land Park, two baths ami, &c. 600. to close
estate. g. Fl. POWELL, Attorney. Union
Trust building.
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WOODRIDGE-S765o.
81 built only left New 5oom bungalows ready to move
in file BATH hardwood Aoos open fireplace breakfast aeove
$3.50 cash. SOS per month
SOUTHEAST-S4o5o
New brick house. and bath hotwater heat gas and
electricity. $500 cash, S45 per month
WEST CHEVY CHASE-Sosoo
New Groom bungalow large lot square to car Hot
hardwood floors, fireplace $1,000 cash. oo per
month.
SOUTH CHEVY CHASE-s7,o5o.
New corner bungalow Hardwood floors, fireplace Only
ST. ,ooo SIS per month.
Nj. g. R. B. WARREN,
,A1, Eve ST. Frank 1884 Night Phone Adams 1902.
WASHINGTON
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Saul's Addition.

Bungalow, $4,000.
An exceptionally good value IN . fully de
tachcd home located within a half square OF
18th st. and near the John Dickson Home. First
noor. large living room with open fireplace,
dining room. kitchen. two bedrooms bath and
g!ass-inclosed sleeping porch. Second floor. two
good sized bedrooms All modern improve
ments. Large lot. JOI100. with two-car ga
rage. Attractive terms
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$4,000.
Chew Chase.

New detached home, situated on Liv-
tngston st. Just or Conn. ave. Eight
well arranged rooms. two tile oaths a
bedrooms): h.-w.h.. eIec. Vacant. Very
reasonable terms.
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TCJOO
Calvert Street.

One Of thoss large. threc-story. pressed
brick homes, situA ted on this prominent
throughfare and Just OF Calvert Street
bridge. There are II large rooms "a
bedrooms), two tile baths, rear porches.
h.-w.h., elec. Vacant. Terms.
Evening star., 1923-03-15

SOMERSET, MD. COLUMBIA HElGHlS.
$40 O5OO-8 rooms: 2car pa S13z5O-13th Fair
rage beautiful lot; fruit and mont rooms and BATH S@7o
flowers cash.
DOWNTOWN NORTHWEST BUSINESS PROPERTY.
Sl45OO-o rooms baths; S1OOOO-l4th ST. below Oue
near 6 ST on 18th Store with rooms above.
We consider these properties excellent values
and shall be glad to show them upon request
W. c. A. n. MILLER, Realtors
1llo 18th Street NV. Main NV
Evening star., 1923-03-15
Near 10th and Park Road.

Near 10th and Park Road.
Price, $1,000.
Bargain In q modern home located close to
the new Sacred Heart Church and convenient
10 the 18th street bus line and 14th street cars.
The house has = rooms OF unusual size, bath
hardwood floors and TRIM cold -storase room.
two rear porches. elec. lights h.-w.h.; deep
rear yard with brick garage. Owner anxious
TO sell, will make convenient terms.
Evening star., 1923-03-15

ALL SOLD BUT ONE.
b. 81. GRUvER'S Beautiful Klingle Road
Homes. Note these unusually attractive fea.
tures:
Five Bedrooms. Two Baths.
Fireplace. Ganee.
Large Concrete Porch Oak FloorS Throushout.
No. co26. semt-detached. overlooking park.
Open till pm. daily.
Main e072. mhlss
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PETWORTH-$Q,5oo.
lust OFF LINCOLN PARK
-Fieht Rooms, Garage.

A biz modern house on a wide avenue,
close to the park and In perfect condi-
tion. Colonial front porch. hardwood
doors, h..w.h.. elec. lights. garage large
enough to accommodate cars. Cold
storage room. extra bath In cellar; lot
over l5o feet deep. This 10 an un-
usually hard house. to duplicate IL you
wish TO locate in this section.
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Woodlev Road.
Price $1,000

AN$t " OSSSC.
= most attractive and delightfully situated
detached home near the Episcopal Cathedral.
II has spacious. we'll arranged rooms, large
bath, front and side porches. servants room in
attic. open fireplace in dining room. . number
OF large closets, eiec. lights. h.-w.h. Lot. 50x
lso. with hedge. flower gardens and Q garage.
Terms arranged.
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MOORE & HILL, Inc.
1920 II St. NV.

a Real Home in Mt. Pleasant.
Twostory, fonr.bedroom. strictly modern
house. - fl. vide; built year; large
double sleeping. breakfast and front porches:
overlooking Rock Creek Park; automatic water
heater: built-in garage; extra large living and
dining rooms. Owner ordered away, selling At
a sacrifice. Immediate possess
COPELAND p. JONES,
Evans RuildinR Phone COST
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$r2,75o.
Cleveland Park.

Novsl omcer. leaving the city. 10 Of
fering this detached home at q very -es-
sonao!e price. Dutch colonial type, cen
ter hall plan; ST. well arranged rooms.
tile bath; h.-w.h., elec, oak noors and
several added features. Lot, b0x1l1, to
alley.
Evening star., 1923-03-15

COLORED-VACANT,
Several Groom houses. Prices and terms very
Poasona6l4,
OWNER, r, D, HoLNHs,
e1S 18th et. NV, Room q. Nail 3o71.
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$500.
Quincy Street.

Just OF l<th street This 10 low
price In q strictly modern home IN q
mos. convenient and popular locality.
Six large rooms. tile bath. hardwood
6oors. double rear porches; h.-w.h.. elec.
Excellent condition throughout. Deep lot
to paved alley.
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$685..
PetWorth.

A three -story brick dwelling. located
In . very attractive square in this popu-
lar section not far out. There are eight
rooms, bath and economical heating
plant. Easy terms.
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CLEVELAND PARK-SI4.soo
Seven Rooms and Two Baths.

WILLIAM S. PHILLIPS,
1909 New York Avenue. Phone Main 1900.
y
Arizona state miner., 1923-07-07

State of Arizona, and par
icularly described as follows, to-wit:
'"The following described pre-
misses and property lying and being
in the County Of Maricopa, State
of Arizona, known and described
as follows, to-wit:
The Southeast Quarter (SEA)
of the Southeast Quarter (SEA) of
Section Thirty-six (36), Township
Two (2) North of Range One Cd
West of the Gila e Salt River Base
& Meridian in Maricopa County,
Arizona; together with all appur
tenances thereto and improvements
thereon and the rents, issues and
profits thereof, together with all
rights to the use of water and ease
ments for the carriage of water for
use in irrigating said premises to
which the parties of the first part
or said premises, are not or may
1ACA CAACCA OCSO1AlC OnC1I1Cu, dIQ ~
gether with all shares of stock and
shares of water and water rights
in any ditch or irrigation company
or Water Users Association, which
may in any manner now or here
after, entitle the parties of the first
part, or said premises, to water
for irrigating the said premises" :"
Notice is hereby given that on the
Both day of July, 1923, at the door of
the court house of Maricopa County,
at the hour of 1000 o'clock A. M. of
that day, | will, in obedience to said
order of sale and decree of foreclos-
ure, sell the above described property,
or so much thereof as may be nee.
essary to satisfy plaintiffs judgement,
with interest thereon and costs, to
the highest and best bidder for cash.
Dated at Phoenix, Maricopa County
Arizona, this 5th day of July, 1923.
JERRY SULLIVAN,
Sheriff of Maricopa County.
By E. j. Ashley,
Deputy Sheriff
Arizona state miner., 1923-07-07
HUGH L. RUSSELL
Attorney-at-La
Parker, Arizona
Notice for Publication.
05l355-05l355
Denartment of the Interior

VOl0OO-UO1OOO
Department of the Interior,
U. S. Land Office at Phoenix, Ariz.
June 30, 1923.
Notice is hereby given that Bryan E.
Farrell, of Prescott, Arizona, who, on
March 80, 1922. and May %, 1921, made
Homestead Entry, No. 051355- O5l355,
for Lots 2, 8, 5, 6. Sec. 25 and Lots l,
2, 8, 4, s, 6, 7. 8, Sec. 26, Township
lin, Range wv, G. & S. r. Merid-
ian, has filed notice of intention to
make three year Proof, to establish
claim to the land above described, be-
fore P. V. CIibborn. U. S. Commits
sioner, at Prescott, Arizona, on the 7th
day of August, 1923.
Claimant names as witnesses:
w. c. Russell, ]. S. Davis, Burton
M. Farrell, Oscar o. McCray. all of
Prescott. Arizona
JOHN R. TOWLES, Register.
1st pub. %, last pub. 8-4-23.
Arizona state miner., 1923-07-07

Under and by virtue of an order of
sale and decree of foreclosure issued
out of the Superior Court of the Coun-
ty of Maricapa, State of Arizona, on
the 5th day of July, 1928 in the above
entitled action wherein James H. Hail.
the above named plaintiff, obtained a
judgement and decree against F. c.
Harris, A. H. Beasley, Samuel Wesley
Harris, Sylvia Hollifield, Winonia
fIollifield and Weldon j. Bailey, de-
PENDANTS, on the 11tn day of May 1928,
I am commanded to sell all that that
certain piece and parcel of land stu,
ate, lying and being in the County of
Arizona state miner., 1923-07-07

Wanted:-Men or women to take
orders for genuine guaranteed hosiery
for men, women. and children. Elm
mate darning Salary $75 week full
time. ST so an hour spare time. Beau
tiful Spring line.
International Stocking Mills,
Norristown Pennsylvania:
Arizona state miner., 1923-07-07
JIBES AND JOKES.

JIBES AND JOKES.
Somebody overlooked the
'pushmobile race" on the 4th.
Talk about ladies and babies.
Wickenburg sure has 'em.
X X x
Somebody bet four bits on
the ladies nail driving contest.
Then Tex Martin, after the
word was given to go" be-
gan to holler as the young
lady let drive with the ham
mer "IIit it-rniss it-hit it
miss it, and for 20 times she
done Just as he said. When Tex
ate the ice cream, the rest look
ed on with envy.
Somebody who heard that
Henry Dow had just come
from Utah, went into his bar
bership and saw two ladies
shaving faces and trimming
eyebrows. AS he looked around
lie whispered to the one next
him: "Is this man from Utah
d mormon?
An Arizona miner suddenly
became a millionaire bought an
auto and quit working. Now,
he's resting peacefully.
x &
He asked her to marry him
by radio, and then he heard 40
answers come in saying yes.
x * x
g An alarm clock is O. K,
but Molly Hoses, ven it comes
in competition with a rooster
and healthy baby in the same
family, vat a circus ?'-Das
Uptonspiel.
They kissed last eve at the
crossing.
Never will they meet again
One was a speeding auto,
The other a Santa Fe Train.
x x x
A local reporter in writing
up a wedding a week or so
ago, got roses and noses mix
ed. He wrote "the roses were
pink, and a Mickie set it up so
it read the moses were pink" ;"
Of course, the reporter took a
vacation.
Talk about finding money?
Look at the Montana village
that got a millionaire prize
fight. Some western towns are
good for something, but have
heluva time finding out what
il is.
&
Social unrest is caused by a
splinter in a young mans trou-
sers at a camp meeting with
his best Sunday girl.
x x x
What an overhead price ?"
said a Phoenix flapper as she
paid SO cents for a Wicker
burg haircut.
x *
Funny why girls always
have riding habits this warm
weather, while a man is only
too glad to ride bareback?
We may evade the cops and
traffic officers, but the coron-
CT still sticks around.