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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1923-08-06
Women's. Hose. z prs. 69c

Irreguiars OF 50ct quality. Mercer-
lied isle sh sp lice r, heel double double
hem. Blacktor white. Sizes So to 10.
basement Isny, 2 pairs sec.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1923-08-06
Burson Hose, 2 pairs 49c

Irregulars of 39c quality. women's
mercerized black Isle. Regular and
outsizes. Sizes . to 10. Basement Day,
pairs 49c.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1923-08-06
Women's Stockings, Csc

Irregulars of $3.50 quality. Thread
silk. full-fashioned with high spliced
heel and Isle garter hem. Sizes 8
and 9h. Basement Day, 95c pair.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1923-08-06
Turkish Bath
Towels, 75C Ea.

Five dozen Extra Heavy,
Double thread Bleac h e d
Towels, wonderful value 27x
52-inch. Regularly Soc. Spe.
cial at 7Sc each.
Palais Royal-second Floor.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1923-08-06
81, S. and $3.50 Front
Lace Corsets. S1.98

Unusual values in high qualities.
Manufacturers discontinued styles
and odd lots. Popular brands, such
as P. N, Practical front, Binner
and c. B. Fashionable models for
every type of figure in one make or
another. Sturdy couhil and fancy
brocade materials. White and pink.
At Sizes.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1923-08-06
Printed Wash Goods, 13c

1000 yards, 80 inches wide. Mill
lengths, to 10 yard pieces; subject
to slight misprints. Small floral de-
signs for kinomos and house dresses.
Basement Day, 18c yard.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1923-08-06
Tea Cloths
and Napkins

Special values in Fine
Bleached Irish Damask Tea
Cloths and Napkins. All
Linen. Hemstitched.
56x36-inch Cloth. S. each.
54x5+-inch Cloth, S. each.
15xl5-inch Napkins, 81 doz.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1923-08-06
&c Union Suits, z for CSC
Plisse Crepe, 15c yd.

1000 yards, 80 inches wide. For
children's rompers, kimonos and
boomers. Stripe patterns. in rose.
pink, blue, brown, green and white.
Cut from full pieces. Basement Day,
15c yard.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1923-08-06
Midsummer Dresses, $1.88

500 dresses OF fine lawn and ba-
tiste, inserts. collars and sash of
organdie. Attractive styles. Base
ment Day. $1.SS.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1923-08-06
S. Suit Cases at 1898

Black enameled. First quality. "a
inch size. With two brass locks. lined
with figured Eetonne. Basement Day,
S3.0S.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1923-08-06
Sports Hose, $l.OO Pair

Extra Size Lise Hose. S5c pair. q.
Extra Size Fiber Silk Hose, S1.50 pair.
Extra Size Silk Hose, S1.75 to $3.50 pair
Paiais RoyaI--Main Floor
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1923-08-06

Boys Sl6.5O to $3.50
High : grade Two trousers
Suits, fine all-wool fabrics,
in the best and newest mod
els. Sizes s to 20. Reduced
to 'S14.75.
Our Sl.o5 Khaki knick-
ers. the very finest tailored;
sizes J to 20. Usual S2.25
values. Reduced to $l.65.
Boys sos to $685. Hig
long sleeves, sizes 215 to 8.
Boys $2.45 Palm Beach
sizes E to 8 and 10, II and Is
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1923-08-06
Mating Suit Cases, SITS

First quality. Japanese Mating,
24-inch size, built on wood frame.
brass snaps and locks. Light, strong
and durable. Basement Day. S2.75.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1923-08-06

Vivadou Tissue Face Pow
der. in all shades. and | jar
Tissue Face Cream, es-
pecially prepared for skin
and tissue. Both in this
Introductory sale for 75c.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1923-08-06
.Women's Hose, ST Pair

Holeproof Isle Hose, 55c and 7Sc pair.
Holeproof Fiber Silk Hose, 76e and 81 pair.
Hoeproof Pure Silk Hose, $15e and S1.65 pair.
Holeproof Silk, full fashioned at Sc to SOS.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1923-08-06
Dress Voiles, &c I'd.

1000 yards, SO to 40 inches wide.
Figured in both light and dark
grounds for young and old. All full
pieces Perfect goods. Basement
Day, re yard.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1923-02-28
CHURCH NOTICES.


Rev. Zebedee Andrews, Pastor.
Sunday services-Morning at 1890;
Sunday school at Has; Epworth
League at $50; evening at 7S0
Sunday, March Morning subject
Seeking God Early" Evening
Broken Down Affairs"
st. JOseph's Catholic Church.
Rev. J. A. German. Pastor.
Sunday, March 4-Mass at o'clock.
congregational Church.
(Meeting temporarily at the Board of
Trade Room Hancock Han)
Rev. George S. Brookes, Pastor
Sunday services-Morning at 1890;
Sunday school at 1145
Sunday, March 4-Subject The
Character of Jesus" the third in a Sc
ries of six Lenten sermons.
Wednesday evening meeting at home
of Mrs. Harry w. Haynes, for bible
study and prayer
Unitarian Church.
Rev. George T. Jones. Pastor
Sunday services-Morning at 1880;
Sunday school at 70.
Sunday, March 4-Services at 1880,
in vestry. Sunday school at IL. Fifth
sermon concerning God. Subject, God
is Sufficiency."
Baptist Church.
Rev. Clarence Emery. Pastor
Sunday services-Morning at 1890;
Sunday school at 11.45; evening at
7.3O.
Sunday March Morning subject,
BY the Light of Two Fires" Young
peoples meeting at $50. Subject,
Lessons from the 91st Psalm" Leader,
Louise Donnen. Evening subject
''lending the Breach"
Ellsworth Falls.
Rev. George S. Brookes, Pastor
Sunday, Jan 2S-Sunday school at
las; preaching service at p. m.
North Ellsworth.
Services discontinued until travelling
improves
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1923-02-28

Wednesday evening, Feb. 2S at Han
cock hall-Thrd entertainment in ly-
ceum course. under auspices of senior
class of high school Samuel Grath-
WELL rapid fire lectures"
Saturday afternoon, March 8, at
Mrs. E. NJ. Kings store-Food sale by
Woman's Alliance of the Unitarian
church.
Friday evening, March g. at 7.45, at
Board of Trade Building. sos Massa-
chusetts ave, Cambridge. Mass-Six-
teenth annual Lamoine reunion. Tick
cts, so cents.
Wednesday, March 21, at Methodist
church vestry-Easter sale and supper.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1923-02-28

Water street. The decorations.
favors, etc., were most attractive
and in keeping with the day. Whist
was enjoyed and delicious refresh
ments served
The Congregational church society
has secured Rev. Daniel Gross as the
principal speaker for the dedication
services of the church to be held
April 2. Mr. Gross is a Hancock
county boy, born at Bluehill, and to-
day has the fourth largest Congrega-
tional Sunday school in America,
numbering 1900 scholars
The young ladies' class and the
young mems class of the Baptist
Sunday school enjoyed a party at
the home of Mrs. E. E. Pickett on
Third street Tuesday evening.
Twenty-six young people were pres
ent, and spent the evening with
games and music Refreshments
were served, and general good
time was had by all
Sadie NJ, wife of Pearl H. Randall
of Ellsworth Falls, died last Thurs
day at the hospital in Bangor, aged
forty-five years. Mrs Randall was
taken ill while cooking in a camp at
Unionville, where Mr. Randall was
employed, and was hurried to the
hospital in Bangor. She was a sister
of Joseph and James Clark of Ellis
worth. The funeral was held at the
home of Joseph Clark, Saturday.
Y The Ellsworth festival chorus has
reorganized for the year, and the
following officers were elected: Pres
ident, John ]. Whitney, vice-presi-
dent, Mrs. Harriet X. Giles; execu-
tive officers, Mrs. H. E. Rowe, Mrs.
B. Jellison; conductors, H. L. Crab
tree and o. w. Tapley Accompa-
nists will be supplied later. Rehear-
Continued on page Al
COMING EVENTS
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1923-02-28
LOCAL AFFAIRS
SCHEDULE OF MAILS.
Ellsworth pOstOffice.
MAILS RECEIVED
Wook Doxya

MAILS RECEIVED
Week Days.
From West-6.47 a. M; 4.31 .. m.
From East-11.11 a. M; 6.27 D. m.
MAILS CLOSE AT POSTOFFICE
Week Days.
Going West-10.40 a. M; 500 p. nj.
Going East-6.15 a. M. 400 p. m.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1923-02-28
THURSDAY, MARCH L.

PAULINE FREDERICK in 1.-TWO KINDS
OF WOMEN an excellent production in
which Miss Frederick's superb acting
dominates picture with an appeal to
all. Movie Chat and Educational Comedy.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1923-02-28

Registered mail should be at post
office half an hour before mail closes.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1923-02-28

Mrs Nettie Smart, of Winterport will
be at the Webster House for the week
beginning March 3-Advt
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1923-02-28
FRIDAY-SATURDAY, MARCH 2-3.
Matinee Saturday at 200.

DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES" thrill
ing story of wild adventure at sea and
ashore. An explosion of ship Is but one
OF the exciting scenes. Much of this
feature was filmed at Bar Harbor. Century
Comedy and News.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1923-02-28

Miss Annie M Connick is in Bos-
ton this week on business.
Y Mr.. and Mrs. Llewellyn C. Fortier
spent the weekend with relatives in
Bar Harbor.
The Thursday club will meet this
week with Mrs. George S. Brookes at
the parsonage.
Lygonia lodge, F. and A. NJ, will
work the third degree tomorrow
evening. Banquet at $50.
" Miss Eleanor Royal of the central
telephone office, left Monday for a
vacation of two weeks in Portland.
The meeting of Pomona grange to
have been held March at Nicolin
has been postponed to September %.
The painting of the interior of the
Congregational church is now being
done by William Quimby of Bar Har-
bor
The annual roll call of Irene chap
ter, o. E. S., will be held Friday eve
ming. Supper at $50, to be served
by the brothers.
Mrs. Helen Hamor, who has been
the guest of Mrs. Flora Devereux,
left to-day for Southwest Harbor to
visit her daughter, Mrs. Trundy.
The woman's club will meet Tues
day, March 6, with Mrs. B. B. Whit
comb. The program will be musical,
in charge of Mrs. Charles A. Haynes.
" James Dorgan and Rudolph Far
rell have formed partnership in the
paint and paperhanging business,
under the firm name of Dorgan &
Farrell.
p Mrs. j. w. Nealley, her daughter,
Mrs. E. c. Osgood and the latter's
son Carl, are visiting Mrs. Nealley's
daughter, Mrs. Clyde Ober, in Wal
than, Mass
Mrs. Laura Alexander of Third
street has received word of the ill
ness of her son, First Lieut.. Ralph E.
Alexander, who is stationed at Ft.
Benning, Georgia.
D. Shapiro will leave Saturday for
ten-days' business trip to Boston
and New York. While away he will
visit his store in Lewiston and open
a branch store in Madison
The ladies' aid society of the
Methodist church met last evening
with Mrs Andrews at the parsonage.
The next meeting will be with Mrs
Edward Card, Franklin street.
The food sale of the Woman's AL
lance of the Unitarian church an
nounced for to-day, has been post
poned to next Saturday afternoon,
at the store of Mrs. E. M. King.
Mrs. r. E. Stevens and little son
Paul, formerly of this city, were
weekend guests of Miss A. Ruth
Fields on their way from Eastport to
Portland, where they now reside
Miss Vena Hagerthy, who has been
at home two months, recuperating
after an operation for appendicitis,
returned Saturday to Boston, where
she Will resume training in the
Massachusetts general hospital.
The literary and business meeting
of the Woman's Alliance of the Uni
tartan church will be held Wednes-
day evening of next week with Mrs.
H. l.. D. Woodruff Mr.. Jones will
continue his talk on psychology, his
subject for the evening being, "Pow-
ers and Reason"
" Mrs. Grace Grindal entertained
about thirty friends at a delightful
Washington Birthday party last
Thursday afternoon, at her home on
Mrs. Nettie Smart, of Winterport will
be at the Webster House for the week
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1923-02-28

For Week Ending at Midnight Tuesday
February ~, 1923.

From observations taken at 'he power
station OF the Bar Harbor Il Union River
Power o.. III ellsworth. precipitation is
given in inches FOR the twenty four hours
ending at mid dnight.I
Weather Prrcip-
Temperature ccnditioEs itation
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1923-02-28
MONDAY-TUEsDAY. MARCH SO

Another smashing comedy special, starring
OWEN MOORE. Like Reported Miss
ing" LOVE is AN AWFUL THING" is a
100 per cent. laugh show. Cast includes
Marjorie Daw If you like to laugh don't
miss this picture. Usual short subjects.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1923-02-28
WEDNESDAY,, FEB. 2S.

HOOT GIBSON in western mystery pic
ture, bubbling over with romance, laughs
and action, STEP ON IT." Chapter
of BUFFALO BILL" and Review.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-04
Should Not Regulate
Teaching of Evolution

Washington, Jan. 3-The Council
for the American Association for
the Advancement Of Science, meeting
at Cambridge, Mass, adopted a reso-
luton prepared by the three fore
most authorities in the field Of ev-
olution-Dr. Edwin Grant Conklin,
professor OF zoology Princeton; DR..
Henry Fairfield Osborn, president OF
the American Museum Of Natural
History; and Dr.. Charles B. Daven-
port. director. department Of geneties,
Carnegie Institution.
The council affirmed that: $50 far
rs the scientific evidence Of the evo-
luton of plants and animals and man
are concerned, there Is no ground
whatever for the assertion that these
evidences constitute q mere guess
No scientific generalization is more
stnhngly supported By thoroughly
tested evidences than is that Of or
ganic evolution
'grhe evidences in favor of the
evolution of man are sufficient to con-
vince every scientist of note in the
world. These evidences are increas-
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-04
ANNE LEE BOARD
THANKS FOR GIFTS

Mrs. William NJ. ReardOn aeknowl-
edged. receipt of generous Offering to
the Anne Lee Memorial Home at the
Christmas season.
From the estate Of the late Mrs.
A. l.. Uhler. $4,000.
The Christmas offerings are as fol-
lows: .
from Mrs. Strother Jones; $1,000
from Miss Len Geary; $500 from
Grace church; $500 from Mrs. Flor
ence Herbert; $500 from Mrs. H. X.
Fields: Sl.00 from Miss Nettie Hen
shaw: L. d. c. Chapter, East Falls
church: preserves, canned goods; G..
King and Sons, canned goods, nuts;
Lindsay Nicholson corporation, raj
sins, oatmeal; Kiwanis club, Turkey;
A friend. 9 chickens; friend. home
made cake; Mrs. Unduch, ice cream;
Mrs. Herbert Oliver, candy; Mrs.
Clara Moore, basket Of fruit; Golden
Link Society of the f. c. s., Christ
mas remembrance for each IN the
home: Eastern star, remembrance for
each one; Mrs. T. A. Fisher, glass
water set for each one; Mr.. \. 7.
Mcknight, morris chair. dozen sill
yer forks; St. Mary's Academy
Christmas card; Young Peoples, So
ciety of st. PauPs church, rendered
Christmas carols on Christmas eve,
and presented Christmas tree and
ornaments. Kiwanis Club, $3.50 gold
piece to each lady.
The Yuletide season was made very
happy for our ladies. We thank our
many friends. and wish for them all
O happy New Year,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-04

ing in number and Importance every
year.
"The theory of evolution is one OF
the most potent Of the great mtlu-
ences for good that have thus Tar
entered into human experience; u
has promoted the progress of knowl-
edge, il has fostered unprecedented IN
quiry and it has served as an inva!u-
able aid in humanity's search Tor
truth in many fields"
The council stated that "any iegis-
lation attempting to limit the teach,
ing Of any scientific doctrine so wei
established and 50 widely accepted by
SPECIALISTS, as is the doctrine of eyo-
luton. would be a profound mistake
which could not fail to inJure and re-
tard the advancement of knowledge
and of human welfare by denying the
freedom of teaching and inquiry
which is essential to all progress
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-04

Bill May says business men
complain about overhead eX-
pense and he supposes 4 hat deal
err has more overhead than any
other business.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-01-04

A SPECIAL FUND OF s1,5OO.Oo IN CASH WILL BE
SET ASIDE TO BE DISTRIBUTED in the form of SAL
basis Any candidate who remains active through the
campaign making regular report but fails to win one
of the big prizes offered will participate in this COM
mission feature-THINK OF TT One-ffth of every
subscription you collect goes into pocket you ta
to win of the Capital Prizes. This arrangement as
sures compensation all candidates and it means there
will be no losers; EVERYBODY WINS" Could any
thing be farer more liberal than this?
The Washington times., 1923-04-04
Fit for Gods and College
Men.

AA4&1Ae
II you like q pleasing cocktail
That's delicate and sweets
Just take advice from one who
knows
Make use Of this receipt:
A little bit Of Pennington,
THAT dainty. demure Anne;
: You bet your booze she can teed me
Her cookies by the pan.)
A dash or two Of Bordini.
tOur comedy French Irsne)
Some Miss Margalo Gilmore, to.
who's spicy. crisp and keen.
Be sure you put Bee Palmer ins
And Gorgeous Gilda Gray.
Marilyn Miller's loveliness.
some cunning Mary Hay.
A pinch Of Doris Eaton then
To make 1t plenty sweet,
some Ester Howard ana Lynn
Fontaine-
Your cocktail 10 complete.
,-Phoenix.
The Washington times., 1923-04-04
TAKING 1T EASY


TTs fathers day oil. he's moth.
Re ing to do.
So get out the teol chest and
also the glue;
ASchair needs fixing, q faucets
aieak,
RE door to the hall. has q terri.
bic squeak;
Then Boobies red wagon "a
minus . wheel,
sotnething . gone wrong with
the automobile;
4i1leak IN the roof must be
stopped ere It rains,
And two cellar windows are call,
ID. ing for panes;
The roses need pruning, the back
yards q sight,
a fuse needs replacing, for three
- lamps won't light;
The vacuum cleaner is crying for
- oil,
Ths gas stove needs mending,
}s' for nothing win boil.
90
W1th these things all done, pcp
can can it q day,
Clean up the shavings and put
tools way;
And II he . too weary To "a n
the play
There's nothing to stop him from
hitting the hay;
For fathers day off IL Q 10Y end
delight.
He's naught to annoy him from
. morning to night!
The Washington times., 1923-04-04
SOME FOLKS
THIN
~ Dave enlneg


s'.'.s ~ J; :: $ ~. !
That i smoking iaeisat Requires
q fire alarm.
Poland y bounded ~ the Meth
and South poles
That dry dock - = medical
man without any liquor blanks,
That 8 filling station i man
aged BY ! dentist.
that post mortem II . foreign
name sor the dead lettsr depart
ment
That s eandhank has > heays
deposit O. sandbAgs.
That Wild flowers are ~ tiger
iilies.
THAT cutting the cards y WaR.
ton destruction.
That ! highhaII hrs something
to do with baseball, Nhat.s ~
only place left fOr 80
The Washington times., 1923-04-04
ReincarnatiOns

NYERo played first fiddle at
~ the Fireman'' BAH.
Captain Kidd versus q 1928
galddigser.
Hans Anderson writing pub
ucity for landlords.
Brigham Young a. q marriage
license clerk.
Socrates at the information
Aeslx.
Sir Walter Raleigh as a sales.
naan in the overcoat department
- 49,
Dr. Jsky1i and Mr.. Hyde AZ a
pair ct o0nsTengmen.
The Washington times., 1923-04-04
Why Preachers Leave Home.

This startling advertisement
recently appeared IN . town
newspaper: i
"The ladies' Of the Plum Creek
church have discarded elgthes Of
all kinds.
"call at "A North rlNn street
and inspect them. "-BDwn Bun.
The Washington times., 1923-04-04
JUST IN FUN

"HE arnbifon Of every apart
msnt dwelIer q u eausI the
record 81 king Tut who
stayed IN the Same place 1000
years before he had To- move.
A man who sleeps With his
uaouth open may Get appendicitis,
according to scientists, Hut In the
summer time ne Il mora likely %
get flies m hia mouth.
Ninety-year-old married veteran
says he il fond 81 hUgGing his
wife. II Il to be hoped tIat when
he GETS older he win Get over thai
kind cf fooliahnees.
One rum runner who has been
put out 81 business II the Ofllee
boy who used To run down - the
corner sin min 70 get ; quart ee
beer for the boss.
Critic complains that the Ba00s
ern girl doesn't leave enough o.
the imagination. well when she
Is wearing one of the new evening
gowns. there isn.tsmuch 70 leave.
Oscar. the bike rider. appeaFs
to Be the only member of the Eng
family that can't he beat.
Latest organization II the u. Z.
Revolver Asaocia ton. After read.
ing the list Of the days shooting
matches. we shaaild Judge that II
is Just another one Of those woln-
ems clubs.
The Washington times., 1923-04-04

Now that wimmen has got their
rights Q lot Of EN- don't seem to
use 'em any to speak o..
The Washington times., 1923-04-04

over to Firemen's Hall last
week . show comes long what
had gal that demonstrated tn
shimmy dance. Looked to Us hlrt
the shivers an IL that's dancin'
I can't see what feet was made
fur. Gimme the virginny reel.
The Washington times., 1923-04-04

Little miss Il AaSs pAS NpPS-
Heaven il q place where there
Isn't any work and where they
give away silk stockings and
Paris gowns.
Every time Ada, our atatuesqus
atenc, starts new letter she has
tc look in her. mirror and bang
her nose with q puff. Seems to
think the gent to whom she's
writing is going to see how she
leeks.
Some girls bite lead pencils;
Others chew the rag.
soy
sdWhat's in the pay envelope In
terests me much more than
what's in the others set.
89h
# SENS to me that wonlan's
eo11alaint Of "nothing !. to wear"
asuat havs been inherited from
Mother Eve.
see that the boas's daughter
IL towing around q bird who looks
as though he had been n a daze
from the time he was born to the
present day. He 10 attached to >,
cane and . monocle. They say
ainD that he is annexed to lot
ofsiough. That probably accounts
for, 1t.
The hand that rocks the cradle
these days IL generally . hired
hand. Mama's pretty busy. thank
yon.
don't dance all night. because
I think too much Of my COM
pIsxion and my stipend.
A fellow named Fothergill calls
On the boss quite often. He has
lovely blond hair. and I bet he
uses the curling iron. But he's
very democratic. for he gives US
al the onee-over.
think you're only kidding
yourself when you wear synthetic
pearls Or diamonds that you wish
were.
Miss g.. the switchboard girl,
has been engaged four times.
such a life! She ought to have 4
war cross.
AZ
In the elevator nearly every
ether day meet boob from
an Office across the way who is
about as handsome as q fried egg
and Who always tries to flirt. I
Doubt II he knows enough to nut
I'D an umbrella when it rains.
But he thinks he's q Knockout.
The personal secretary of the
wire magnate downstairs Is 40
blooming efficient that he can
walk past a flock Of fourteen
nappers and never see them.
wouldn't that agitate you.
The Washington times., 1923-04-04
Flips From
A Flapper
BY Flossie Flapper.

~ OR a lot Of girls in these
scrambled days Home 10
where the hay is.
The Washington times., 1923-04-04

Jim Riggs says we're goin' z
have 4 hot summer thatIl peel
the hide off yer, He's the teller
what predicted We was due to CT
a mild winter.
The Washington times., 1923-04-04

Oscar. the bike rider. appeaFe
Is Be the only mesnber 81 the E9s
family tAat can't Ne beat.
The Washington times., 1923-04-04

TaIlxin' machines IL oil right.
but anybody what lives 'longside
Of Hannah TiIker don't need
none.
The Washington times., 1923-04-04

Polly Pillxins has got q new
spring bonnet an it's on ex.,ib
ton down to the village most Of
the time.
The Washington times., 1923-04-04
EZRA OBSERV YES

THE teller what first thought
Of tar IN feathers was IN
original cusa. but think
The Washington times., 1923-04-04

The personal secretary Of the
wire magnate downstairs Is 80
blooming efficient that he can
walk past flock Of fourteen
nappers and never see them.
Wouldn't that asitate you.
The Washington times., 1923-04-04

IT SENS to me that wonsan's
eoa1italaint Of ''nothing.. to wear"
asuat hava been inherited from
Mother Eve.
The Washington times., 1923-04-04

The hand that rocks the cradle
these days II generally . hired
hand. Mama's pretty busy. thank
sou.
The Washington times., 1923-04-04

Some girls bite lead pencils;
otaers chew the raE.
The Washington times., 1923-04-04

,dEhat,s in the pay envelope in
terests me much more than
what's in the others I set.