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The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-10
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The world is going to the dogs.
New York grand opera is making
money like a baseball team.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-10

. Pay your compliments promptly.
BY doing this you have few Of
them coming to you.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-10

A man is known by the company
he keeps, but a salesman is known
by the goods he sells.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-10

One of the best lawyers in St.
Louis left only $500, proving there
are some honest lawyers.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-10

May cut naval officers pay. Then
navy trousers will bell at the knee
IS we'll as at-the bottom.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-10

Troubles are nice things to have
around. Many en'couldn't carry on
conversation without them.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-10

The success of party is often
judged by the number of unlimited.
people who get mad.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-10

Ed Doss, Texas farmer, has a
potato four feet long. Big enough to
fatten nine boarders.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-10

Scientists are hunting a way to
save corn. The best wayfis to keep
the stopper in the jug.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-10

While charity begins at home a
little outdoor exercise helps it.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-10

A slight earthquake felt in Rome,
Ca, was probably caused by rolling
the biggest pumpkin to town.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-10

A divorce in time saves murder.
And a murder in time saves divorce.
But neither sage a reputation.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-10

While man who looks cheap may
feel cheap, a man who doesn't look
cheap may give h mse!f away.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-10

makes them late here.
Chicago thief got 10 rings. Nov
mabye he will steal kiss and ge
married and get punished.
Two Indians, ages 113 and 10, arr
visiting in Washington, the olde
taking care of the younger.
Ohio state Offices almost burned
Probably started by some fiery Ohi'
political speech.
May cut naval officers pay. Thel
navy trousers will bell at the kne
IS well as at-the bottom.
A slight earthquake felt in Rome
Ca, was probably caused by rollin,
the biggest pumpkin to town.
One of the best lawyers in 81
,, Louis left only $500, proving Their
are some honest lawyers.
Scientists are hunting a way t
save corn. The best wayfis to kee
the stopper in the jug.
Ed Doss, a Texas farmer, has
potato four feet long. Big enough t
fatten nine boarders.-
While charity begins at home
little outdoor exercise helps it.
The success of a party is ofte
judged by the number of uninvite
people who get mad.
Troubles are nice things to hav
around. Many men couldn't carry o
a conversation without them.
Pay your compliments prompt.
BY doing this you have few {
them coming to you.
A man is known by the compan
he keeps, but a salesman is know
by the goods he sells.
A divorce in time saves murde
And murder in time saves divorce
But neither sage a reputation.
While man who looks cheap ma
feel cheap, a man who doesn't loo
cheap may give himself away.
Big autos often go faster tina
|tsmall autos. Big bank accounts oete
go faster than small ones.
+ The sad part about these on
piece bathing suits is they are n,
big enough for winter underwear.
Building up checkered care,
wouldn't be so bad if you didn't fiji
it always your move.
| Singing your own praises may
one way to hear them, but You new,
draw much Of q, crowd.
| The hardest winter in history
always Che one Just ahead.
Some women make their wa,
Others marry and have their way.
A false alarm to boy is. when
house next to the school burns. !.
MAnr M SIYQEs
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-10

Some women make their way.
Others marry and have their way.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-10

A false alarm to boy is. when i
house next to the school burns.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-10

Big autos often go faster than
small autos. Big bank accounts often
go faster than smsll ones.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-10

The sad part about these onel
piece bathing suits is they are not
big enough for winter underwear.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-10

Building up checkered> career
wouldn't be SO bad if you didn't find
it always your move.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-10

Play copyrighted, 1922, in the
United States and England. Novel
lied version by special permission
OF the author, and of Brentano's.
publishers of the play.
Continued in Our Next Issue)
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-10

The hardest winter in history is
always the one just ahead.
The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1923-11-10

! Singing your own praises may be
one way to hear them, but You never
draw much Of q crowd.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-24

House-warming suggestions. Ira
Perry Coal Co., Travis 464, Crockett
323.-(Adv.)
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-24
OF BURIED TREASURE
Rialto Picture Tells Of Old Mansion
and Pirates Cache.

Strangers of the Night the screen
adaptation Of captain Applejack, e
now being shown at the Rialto, Loses
none of the charm of the original
stage play through being filmed but
rather gains interest by the create
range of incidents that can be. visual
lied instead of being merely called
to the minds of the audience by the
spoken lines of the players.
The story deals with the life of 4
somewhat timid English gentleman
whose chief aim seems to consist of a
desire to be left alone in the ordered
existence to which he is accustomed.
Then he catches glimpse of TO
nance and determines to start out III
quest of adventure.
The arrival of the strangers OF the
night" who come TO his ancient man
SION on the wild coast of England for
the purpose of seeking treasure that
had been hidden there by his pirate
ancestor. gives him all the adventure
he wants. And out of the events OF
the night he finds romance.
The musical program consists Of
the songs Meath the Autumn Moon
and 'That's an Irish Lullaby" sung by
Mary Stuart Edwards. soprano, an
selections by the Rialto orchestra.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-24
WELL BALANCED PROGRAM.
Palace Had Picture. Fashion Revue
Music and Comedy.

\ well balanced program of pic.
lures and music, with the Palace.
Joske fashion revue as an added at.
traction, awaits Palace theater
patrons this week.
The feature picture. broadway
Gold. " starring beautiful Elaine Ham.
merstein, is a drama built around the
life Of a pretty chorus girl, and
abounds in tensr situations and odd
twists.
Miss Hammerstein is supported BY
strong cast led by popular Elliott
Dexter and Kathlyn Williams. who.
with her subtle humor, ELECTS many
laughs.
Topics of the day and the humor.
Gus "Silliettes" round out the screen
program.
The Palace-Joska fashion revue,
cleverly staged with special music by
the Palace Symphony Orchestra. dis
played to advantage fall and winter
wearing apparel that milady will
wear this season.
Seventeen different women. all of
them employees of Joske Brothers
company, display different costumes
that bring joy to the feminine heart.
Each costume shown from the
Chinese mandarin negligee to the
gorgeous evening gowns, was a model
of attractiveness.
Included in the revue were riding
habits, conventional negligees. street
costumes. luncheon frocks. afternoon
dresses, dinner gowns and sport
suits.
The finale, in which all PARTICIPANTS
in the revue are grouped on the stage.
is featured by the appearance of Miss
Kathryn Hensley.
The usual Sunday afternoon con.
cert of the Palace Symphony Orches.
ira received the customary applause
from a large audience. March and
Procession of Bacchus:" "Pizzicatao
Polka" from the ballet of Sylvia. by
Leo Delibes. and a special arrange.
ment of popular fox trot by Don
Felice, were the selections used at the
concert.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-24

Of swift mountain stream. The
.io, :ney is exceedingly perilous on az
count of the numerous water falls and
raging rapids. This is the most ex.
citing scene OF the story for it seems
that any minute the small boat will
be wrecked. Finally the boat is turn
ed over and almost exhausted Andrec
and Tempest succeed in clinging TO a
fallen tree while Bucky who has been
pursuing them saves their lives. lie
takes the two back TO the military
post only TO find that another woman
has confessed TO the murder.
y where is My Wandering Boy This
Evening featuring Ben Turpin. is
the high class comedy that completes
the program. Ben has let his hair
grow ont until he looks like a talent
ed musician or an orchestra director
instead OF the part he plays Of n moor
pillow boy-plowing his way IN the
straight and narrow path.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-24
MONDAY.
In Society

Mrs. Dcshler Whiting will enter
tain in her home Thursday afternoon
with an informal bridge party COM
pllmenting Mrs. Harry Landa, who
will leave soon for New York.
y ): !.
Many San Antonians take an inter-
est i'll the happenings at the Univer-
siiy of Texas. Among those who en-
tered the University this fall and
pledged III Beta Phi were Misses
Agnes Terrell, Simona Wofford. Zetta
AIonzo. Harriet Sprague and Rather
inc Gray Gillette.
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Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Gillette will
entertain with dinner party at their
home Monday evening complimenting
Miss Elizabeth King and the bridal
parry of the west;;kins wedding.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Tillman Halle
will entertain with dinner party
Tuesday evening at their home fol-
lowing the rehearsal of the West-kins
wedding.
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The marriage of Lieut.. Joseph II
Creamer and Miss Edith Adeline Ray
bould. the daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. j..
u. Raybouid will take place Wednes-
day evening. October II. at st. Marks
Episcopal church.
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The many friends Of Miss Elizabeth
Houston will be glad TO know that
she is fast recovering from her re.
cent illness and is ut home again.
" ~ "
Mrs. Ned Winstead of Houston is
visiting her mother, Mrs. A. w. Hous-
ton.
Among those who entertained with
dinner parties at the Alamo Country
Club Saturday evening were o. w.
Amy. +. A. Basse. Cole Y. Bailey.
j.. ]. Hunter. r. A. Gregory, W. j.
Walthall, Y. d. Bonner.
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Miss Tip Youngblood and Miss Ada
Maverick returned Sunday evening
from the University of Texas where
they spent. rush week. Miss Lorraine
Bertrand is not expected home until
the latter part of this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Landa will
lave soon for New York. where they
will spend several weeds.
~ ~ ~
Miss Annie Rose Trueheart left this
morning for Corpus Christi to be the
guest Of Mrs. John U. Bluntcer.
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Malcolm Henderson Of Corpus
Christi is spending several days in
San Antonio.
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The Alamo Mission Chapter of the
Daughters of the Republic of Texas
will hold its monthly luncheon at the
Original Mexican Restaurant at II 80
Tuesday. For reservations ring Mrs.
Applcwhite, Mission 303.
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An informal birthday banquet was
given at the Original Mexican res
taurant one day last week compli-
menting Miss Thelma Rambie on her
nineteenth birthday. Covers were laid
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-24
See a Mew Star Loom
in ITO the Last Man 2

one admitted this; the ease with
which he utters each word is impress
sivc. His partner. Lenora Allan:
is equally as good Mt singing-and
she is not hard TO look Mt. Thelr
scenery and costumes are marked by
remarkable good taste. They sing
songs of Paris and Spain:
Frank North and VIII Halliday
make it well rounded program with
the customary rustic piece The
city fellow comes back to his birth
place with wonderful tales of the great
world but all that interests his old
companion in the village is a picture
he has brought FROM Paris. The
audience is not permitted TO see this
picture, so the censor is not summon
ed.
Screams are revived when Harry
Jams and Harold Whalen present
"Nutcomicalities. Their actions.
even were they to say nothing. would
set any audience roaring-and this
is particularly true at the end of the
act, when, receiving an encore. they
ask the orchestra leader if he knows
certain song. The orchestra starts
up; they sit silent as judges; at the
conclusion they applaud. Apparently
he knows the song, they say.
The curtain rises on a jazz band
in the last act. 1t is to be commend
ed not alone for its music but also
because its members do not affect
absurd body motions while playing.
Toward the close the actors in pre-
vious presentations come out and re-
vive their particular shines" This
weird, uncanny spectacle is indescrib-
able.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-24

Ralph r. Robertson of New York
and San Antonio. author of Robert
son Saving Ban. Plan-That All May
Ride-will for few days direct for
Wroten-Hundley Motor Company
DODGE BROTHERS dealers, the
sale of motor cars to those who wish
to avail themselves conveniently of the
most appropriate motor car to COM
plete the observance of their social OBJ
ligations.-(Ady.)
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-24
Kelly Field Conceri.

The following program has beer
announced for the regular band con
cert at Kelly Field at o'clock Tues
day evening by Louis Witt. bandmaS
ter of the Kelly Field band: March
''The Jolly Coppersmith." Peter: mel
ley overture. "Sky High" Whitmark
Fox trot. Last Night on the Baci
Porch / Loved Her Best of ALP: cor
net and baritone duet. "Home to Oul
Mountains" G. Verdi; potpourri
From Martha" Francis c. Flotow
Foxtrot. ''Crinoline Days: descrip
tive. "The Trumpeters Dream" C. J
Wilson: and march, "The High Schoc
Cadets" Sousa.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-24
SAN ANTONIO MAN
SUFFERED 8 YEARS
WITH HIS STOMACH
Now Relieved by the Plant
Juice; Feels Like Him
self Once More.

When I came to San Antonio"
says The Plant Juice Man, II told
the city to prepare for some sur-
prising cases of recovery from poor
health. Certain drug men may have
thought that l was little bold
that | was predicting more than my
medicine could accomplish - but I
knew Plant Juice as no one else and
the fact that my prediction has come
tr5e is being proved each day.
Crowds of the sick and ailing people
Of San Antonio are now calling at
my headquarters daily and surprising
reports are being heard from all over
the city regarding the unusual relief
Plant Juice is bringing local people,"
Another San Antonio man who
highly recommends Plant Juice be-
Mr.. NJ. X. Jones, of 33S Ada street.
all his life and has hundreds of
friends in all parts of the city. Dur
ing a recent conversation with The
Plant Juice Man, he said:
For eight years 1 had suffered
with my stomach. It seemed that
my food would all ferment and
form gas so that / would bloat and
be in pain from the least thing I
ate. ] was constipated all the time
and nervous and my liver was slug
gish and torpid so that I felt tired
out most of the time and it was an
effort for me to do my work.
also had dizzy spells when everything
seemed TO be going around and I
was troubled with severe pains in
my back.
~ tried a great many different
medicines but with little relief and
then / started tkaing your Plant
Juice and will say it surely has
done me a great deal of good. In
fact, the first bottle of your Plant
Juice gave me greater relief than I
had known in years. / now have a
good appetite and food does not dis
tress memo more gas or boating
sleep fine; am not constipated
now; am gaining weight and my color
is better for my friends remark about
it. In short, 1 am beginning TO
feel like my real self now.
II was troubled also with bad ca
tarrh of the head and notice that
this has been relieved and cleared
up since ! have taken your Plant
Juice and I feel that I owe it to
other sufferers to give this indorse-
ment and let them know what Plant
Juice did for me-"
The Plant Juice Man is at Som
mer's Drug Store. Houston and Ma
varro streets. San Antonio. where
he is daily meeting the local public
and introducing and explaining the
merits of this remedy. Free sam
Piles given.
Plant Juice is sold also at the
other Sommer's drug stores.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-24

this week. Because Of the difficulty
Of the role Miss Haller's work is al
the more remarkable.
None the less important in the play
is the acting of Nora Deussen. Peggy
Woofers," neighbor of "Old Sweet.
heart"
The work of the Three Live Ghosts
around which the entire play is based
stands out, never to be forgotten by
San Antonians. Harry Hoxworth, as
SpoOiy, is "A new member of tine
Edna Park Players. Returning t.
London from the war victim of
shell shock, he forgets his identity and
develops mania for stealing.
Jack Edwards, remembered for his
ability TO makel owe on the stage. Is
another of the three live ghosts, play
ing the role of William Foster" alias
Bill Jones'" the American member
of the ghosts.
The role of the third member of the
ghosts is played by Edouard D'0ize
who appears as Jimmie Gubbins."
Pretty Marjorie Campbell is seen
as the lovely American girl, Rose
Gordon" while the role of Lady Lei
ce,ster' is ably played by Irene Dan.
ielS.
To Frederic Tonkin is entrusted the
part of Bolton" of the American
Detective Agency. George McManIs
and Godfrey Bryant have the roles
of Briggs and Benson" respective.
ly. of Scotland Yards.
The action of Three Live Ghosts"
is continuous and fakes nlacps in thp
poorer quarters of London in 1917.
To George McManus. under whose
personal direction the play was pro-
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-24
A II. n. w. NJ. p. FILM
Story at Princess Deals With Flight
Into Snow Storm.

Exciting scenes. beautiful woman,
Renee Adoree, unusually good acting,
an honest TO goodness love Story, an
excellent plot, and some good fights,
in the External Struggle at the
Princess this week. make up one of
the best Northwestern stories that
has ever appeared on a local screen.
Barbara La Mari. Earle Williams,
Pat O'Malley and Wallace Berry are
other notables of the cast.
Andree, played by Miss Adoree, is
the pride of northwest mining camp.
Every man in the small community
worships her with dog like devotion
while several are always trying to
marry her. She is the daughter of
the French saloon-keeper. One day
Bucky O'Hara, who is said to be one
of the gayest and best of the North
west Mounted troopers, comes to the
camp. In the saloon he flirts with
Andree. Later she falls in love with
him and when Bucky finds that his
superior officer and friend Sergeant
Tempest. intends TO marry the girl,
he says he will forget her.
Andree is believed to have killed
man who had endeavored to force
love upon her and it becomes neces-
sary for her TO flee. Bucky is detail
ed to bring her back. AFTER many
miles of riding and walking, and ex-
periencing many hardships. he finds
her and is bringing her back when a
snow storm forces the two to stop in
a lonely cabin. Tempest finds them
there and after several days in which
it has been necessary TO remain in
the cabin on account of the terrific
storm, the three begin the journey
home. BY this time Bucky is in love
with Andree but remembers his duty
and endeavors TO take her hack to
justice when durinA one night he
finds Tempest and Andree missing.
He pursues them on horseback and
finds them making a getaway by way
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-24
MAJESTIC A RIOT.
VAUDEVILLE Performance Starts Fast
and Gets Faster.

Gathering momentum as it went
along. the Majestic program Sunday
ended in climax that left every
spectator thrilled. The conclusion of
a great tragedy never met with q
gigantic combination of nonsense
makers in revival of last wears
"clown night" Just a few minutes
more of it and every witness would
have been left permanent idiot.
i. and w. Roberts. "world famous
pduilibrists," have the opening act.
Attired in full dress suits, they en-
terrain with a gentlemanly perform
ance on chairs, tables. etc. Aside
from the fact that they are good aero
bats. theyeinterest bv their ability to
make their hair sticlS tight during
their strenuous feats. One even wears
a monocle while performing an Iron
man."
Harry Miller and Peggy Fears in
IAN Episode of Modern Youth" ex-
hibit the latest in chatter, dance
stems and kissing.
The next act. James Pinto and
Jack Boyle. in their Overnight Com
edy Sensation, is no dud. Good
banjo players are rare but he who
can play one while holding it on the
back of his neck. meanwhile perform
ing the Russian mouik mazurka.
ranks all by himself. This bird has
a Graeco-American lingo that no one
can understand, but that's what makes
it so funny.
Allan Rogers. who sings semi
is what the comedian calls
Il high class man. thus distinguish
ing him from the jazz boys. Every
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-09-24

Tor the following guests. MlSses
Thelma and Johnnie b. Rambie. Mil
dred Galloway, Celeste Poolucci,
Mamie Hackenberger, Della Kosub,
Elsie Smith. and Irene Mooty, and
Fred and Henry Schneider. Edward
Neugebauer, Henry Smidt, Dan
Riegle, Fred Schneider acting as host.
Cake was served and an enjoyable
ride was taken after the dinner.
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The Louise Schuetze Lodge will en-
terrain their members Monday evening
in honor of their anniversary.
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A silver tea will be given from to
6 o'clock Tuesday afternoon at the
Catholic Women's Association build
ing. Mrs. James Chalkley will be in
charge of the interesting program.
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The board of directors Of the Catho-
lie Women's Association will meet at
3 o'clock Tuesday afternoon in the as
ISOLATION building. "
The newly organized chapter Of the
United Daughters of the Confederacy
will hold a called meeting at the Gun
ter Hotel at o'clock Tuesday after
moons
The Mothers Club of st. Marks
Church will hold their social meeting
at 3 80 Tuesday afternoon at the par
ish house.
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The st. Marks Parish Aid will
have its first regular meeting at 2 80
Friday at the parish house.
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The women of the First Congrega-
tional Church will he j count,
school on the lawn at 125 Carolina
street at s o'clock TuesC evening.
Guests are requested to come in chill
dren's costume. Attendance prizes
will be given.
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The party of fifty from the Cham
Der of Commerce that returned last
week from trip to Mexico, enter
tanned Mr.. Alexandra Lubbert with a
dinner dance Saturday evening at the
Alamo Country Club. Nat Washer
made an interesting speech.
~ ~ ~
Miss Katharine Lee, 600 Hays
street. returned to Mount Holyoke Col
lege in South Hadley, Mass, which
opened Friday.
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Mr.. and Mrs. ALI Dieckmann sailed
on the s. S. Concho for New York to
spend the winter.
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The Alamo Mission Chapter. Daugh-
tiers of the Republic of Texas, will
hold its monthly luncheon at the
Original Mexican Restaurant at II 30
Tuesday. For reservations call Mrs.
Applewhite, Mission 313.
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The new chapter of the United
Daughters of the Confederacy will
have a called meeting at 3 o'clock
Tuesday afternoon at the Gunter Ho-
tel. All members are urged TO be
there promptly.
At 8 o'clock Tuesday evening the
next meeting Of the Senior Luther
League of the Grace English Lutheran
Church will be held. Miss Olga Heye
will lead the tonic, "The Biblical Doc
trine of External Punishment Mr..
Gerhardt Hege will give clarinet
solo.