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Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1923-08-17
Hay Cad
71NI|NI||||NINI
(SAYS ALKALIE IKE.)

Hay. Gad Everybody's givin everybody
else good advice nowadays. Corretln' tn other
feller'S sins is main OccypaShun. work
harder-perduce more"-every galoot they Gym get
his name in the papers is advocatin' it-fer the
other feler.
What tn Teller who owns eight autymobeels
says amt got much weight with tn teller VINO
wants ter igge roun in er Ford with er sell start
er an chattel mortgage on It, The biggest
hawg al'us gets the most swil but that don't Keep
tn runt frum tryin' ter git er leethle hay!
Cad! Eff we don't look out We'll talk each other
ter death. Furst its one thing then mother they
preeches about Wen Gooden wuz in this hear
neck O. tn woods erbout er year ago he askt the
peepul to ect him to kongress SOS he Guild put er
tariff on wheel SOS everybody watts perducen it
Guild erford to give their Fords to over Junk man
an bye theyselves books an lodges. Well bye
tn grace of public Ignorance an machine polertlke
he wuz elected by Cad. When he got ter Wash
ington everybody wux 'specten him fur he told
EN- he wuz cumen ter show them dunn canuks
whether er not they wuz goen to send eny moer
wheel in hear and rewen over farmers. IN next
thing we herd Frank'd dun joined er block Of
sum sort NV which he wuz tn he'd an tn
tarif'd gone over big.
Watts happened everybody noes and Borah
told him so. TIL price Ell wheets gone down so
bad tibet all the farmer hez got left of Their Fords
is tn rattle an the mortgage Hay! CAD!
wouldn't tibet jar yu? Eny year ole kid wuld
a'knowed tibet yu kant raise tn price NV wheel
buy maken tn other Teller sell his EN- to tn
Teller you're tryin two sell two. Now hees hol-
ern fer RI nu president ter kali extra kongress
to fix er price fur wheel, seeen his tariff Bill
isent wurken Hay Cad! were is it goen ter
stop? wat he says'd sound er durn site better'd
if sum won else'd say it fer him.
Eff we wur er farmer an we culdn't git moren'
soc fer wheel wat cost us 90c to perduce, yu no
wat we'd do? Yu' don't Ell? Well burned if we
at thor
can still buy A number One slab wood cheapern
they kin make it THEMSELVES the kuntry'd be
rewnd ard everybudyd be leten his wiskers grow
an turn bolseeveek Hay Cad! It's heuva fix
we're in an Tam in faver NV sender men to kon-
gress next time wat knows wat they's taken
arbout wen they seq its going to tn price wv
wat tn farmers perduce Tibet kind er talk just
rased votes an nothen else.
Evening star., 1923-02-27
GOES TO ARRANGE.
PORTO RICO FLIGHT
Lieut.. Haynes to De HaviIand
Fleet Leaving San Antonio
Field This Week.

First Lieut.. Caleb V. Haynes of the
office of the chief Of air service left
this city last night for San Antonio.
Tex, to arrange for the proposed
flight of six Army airplanes to Porto
Rico and then to Boiling Field. Ana
costa, d. c. Lieut.. Haynes has been
designated as supply officer for the
flight by Maj Thomas G. Lamphier,
commanding, and it will be his duty
to arrange at once for landing facil-
tiles and gas and oil supplies at Jack
sonville and Arcadia, Fla.
From Arcadia the flight will be over
the usual route between Key West
and Havana, thence by way OF santa
Clara, Guantanamo, the Windward
Passage, Port au Prince, Haiti, and
Santo Domingo, and thence to San
Juan. p. r. The return trip VIII be
partly over the same route. A sub
chaser will be station I'd in the Wind
ward Passage to rescue any of the
aviators who may be forced to land in
those treacherous waters.
Experienced Men Chosen.
II is expected that considerable valu-
able information relative to the pos
sibility of establishing airways to
island possessions of the United States
will be obtained on the flight. 1t also
will demonstrate the feasibility of
establishing airpiane bases in our West
Indian possessions for reconnaissance
purposes as well as for the defense of
the Panama. canal.
All the officers selected to make the
flight have had considerable cross
country flying experience, both in
the United States and Europe. The
airplanes used will be De Haviland
Abs, equipped with Liberty motors.
and are similar to those in which the
Army air service made it's successful
flight to Nome, Alaska, and return in
1920.
Evening star., 1923-02-27

apology before a well known society
girl for an alleged insult, according
to a story published in the Atlanta
Constitution.
The men are now under bonds Of
$500 each for appearance in police
court next Saturday to answer
charges of disorderly conduct pre-
ferrsd by Davis.
Davis reported to the police Satur-
day that he had been beaten and
forced to go before the girl and apol-
ogize for having, it was alleged by
the four men, insulted the young
woman at dance. He denied the
accusation, admitting, however, that
during the dance he uttered an oath
which he said, however, was not di-
rected at the young woman.
Evening star., 1923-02-27
CLUBS PLAN PAPER.
d. c. Women's Federation Takes
First Step to Establishment.

First steps, toward publication Of
newspaper were taken yesterday by the
District OF Columbia Federation of
Women's Clubs, meeting in the Roose-
welt Hotel. 2101 18th street. Further
consideration of the plan will be given
at the next meeting, at which it Is ex-
pected the date Of the first issue will be
decided upon.
Mrs. Charles B. Grandfield presided at
the morning session in the absence of
Mrs. John w. Frizzell, who Is recover
ing from serious illness. DIR. Tom A.
Williams and DR. Mae Habernitcht OF
New York spoke at the afternoon ses-
sion. DIR. Habernitcht represents the
Woman's Foundation of Health. Mrs
John Stahl, chairman of the music COM
mittee, read a report on the concert
given at Polls Theater
Evening star., 1923-02-27
"a stitch i'm Ttmc,r

If your sewing machine is not doing
good work 1t is better to have it over
hauled at once-in other words, take
'the stitch in time" Maybe nothing
more serious is needed than thor
ough cleaning-perhaps just a little
adjusting. Whatever it may be, send
for an expert. The Recommended
Service Column in the Classified Sec
tion will offer a guide to this, as well
as practically every other feature of
personal and domestic service. Every
one of these specialists guarantee
satisfaction to Star rcaders.-Adver-
ttsement
Evening star., 1923-02-27
18 FINED FOR SPEEDING.
Fines Aggregating $475 Paid by
Violators in Traffic Court.

Eighteen persons, crarged with violat-
ing the speed regulations, were con-
victed in the Traffic Court yesterday.
paying fines that aggregated $475. One
driver. on a second offense, paid a fine
of $50. The cases disposed of follow:
Horace A. Baldwin, $40: Howard i.
las Snowden, $40: Lee Elwaker. s35;
Fred Boone. s25; John w. Maynard, s25:
Ralph b. Jamison. $40: F. Parker, $50;
Herman Hendley, $50; Harris Ryan, $40;
Albert Z. Ham, $40; David y. Levitt.
Evening star., 1923-02-27
FOOT BALL STARS HELD
FOR FORCING APOLOGY
Accused of Whipping Man and
Forcing Him to Kneel Before Girl
He Was Said to Have Insulted.

BY ths Associated Press.
ATLANTA, Ga, February 21.-
Peace warrants have been issued
here for J. L. Fincher, an Emery Uni
yersity student; "Puh" McWhorter
and Claire Frye, Georgia Tech foot
ball stars, and Henry Lyons, young
clubman, at the instance of Carl Da-
Wis, WHO charged that the four men
took him from the Y. NJ. c. A. early
Saturday morning, and after severely
beating him, forced him to- kneel in
Evening star., 1923-02-27
LOCAL STATIONS.
NAA-Naval Radio station, Radio,
Va. t71O Meters).

NAA-NaVaI Radio station, Radio,
Va. 7IO Meters).
3:25 p.m.-Complete live stock mar
ket comment.
3:f5 p.m.-Weather bureau report.
d:05 p.m.--Crop report and speclal
Items
sos p.m.-Daily market report.
1926 to 7:40 pm.-"Safeguardlng
Childhood Through the Juvenile
Court" by the Department of Labor.
7:45 to 8 p.m.-Survey OF business
and industrial conditions in the
United States and foreign countries
by the Department Of Commerce. 90
sos to $40 p.m.-Public heaith
service broadcast, No. 12S-"Safe Milk.
No s; Methods of Safeguarding the
Purity of the Milk Supply"
8:25 to $40 p.m.-Coast guard
broadcast, No. 15-"The Coast lIuaru
in Arctic and Alaskan Waters.
1905 p.m.-W bureau report
WIL-COntincntnl Electric COmpan!
(s6O MctersD.
$50 to $50 p.m.--Phonograph selec-
tions.
NMU - -DOublcday-Hill Electric 90.
t36O Mcters).
4:30 to $50 p.m.-Program OF music.
WIAY-NO0dward & LothrOp '3oV
Mcters).
Daily schedule omitted for the pres
ent.
WEAS-The Hecht Company Music
Building $3.50 Meters'.
Il 10
Evening star., 1923-02-27
Defer FREEDOM MISSION.
By the Associated Press.

By the Associated Press.
MANILA, February 21-lt was an
nounced today that another independ-
cnce mission to the United States would
be deferred until 1924. when a perna :
nent mission Will be established in
Washington to push the purpose of an
Independent Philippines during the
presidential campaign.
Evening star., 1923-02-27
GERMAN DEBT INCREASES,

tTH hBSOcIHt"U FFFss.
BERLIN. February 21.--Germany 8
floating debt during the ten days end
ing February 20 Increased by $4,000
100000 marks. This brings the total
to 2929.S0 600 900 marks
Evening star., 1923-02-27
BAND CONCERT.

BY the United States Soldiers
Home Band Orchestra, at Stanley
Hall, this evening at $50 o'clock,
John 8. M. Zimmerman, director.
(The public is cordially invited to
attend these concerts.)
March, ''Blaze Of Honor" Lincoln
Overture, 1.-THE Beautiful Gala
tea" .Suppe
Morceau, Butterfly Dance"
Miles
Gems from the musical comedy,
June Love-. .FrIml
Fox trot, MY Dream of Ro-
many ..................B .Baskette
Waltz suite, "Tout Paris"
Waldteufel
Finale. "Aggravatin' Papa"
Robinson
"The Star Spangled Banner"
Evening star., 1923-02-27

WJH-Whitc II Boyer Go. tooV
Mctersf.
/ to pm-Atusic and features.
7:45 u pm-Coucert program by the
following artists; under the direction
of William NJ. poran: Romeo fagto
10. trumpetist; Mrs. Romeo Guaroiui'
Contralto: Romeo Guaroldi, baritone
md accompanies. Miss Fay Norman,
soprano: Mrs. Ophe Gay, soprano
Miss Fay Lambert. violin: Mrs.
Thonas Lyons. contralto: Miss A.
Meyers, contralto; Miss Mary Heffner'
accompanist: William r shahahai'
tenor; Pete Deffers, piano.
Evening star., 1923-02-27

Station VIII Of the White & Boyer
Co. will broadcast it's regular weekly
concert. beginning at 7:45 o'clock
This evening. Tho program numbers
W i'll be announced by radiophone.
Evening star., 1923-02-27

The following communication was
received from Edwin SWinbee, 3607
nth street northwest: Il wish to
thank you for publishing the pro-
grams of distant radio stations in
your paper, which is greatly appre-
ciated by not only me, but others
who | know"
Evening star., 1923-02-27

$50: Russell A. Murry. SIS; Raymond
Gass, SIS: James Saunders, $50: Igna-
thus Dyson. $40. and Henry Il. Seng-
stock, second offense Of speeding, $50.
Evening star., 1923-02-27
WOR-Bamberger Company, Newal
N Il. 400 Meteral

els p.m.-Lecture; bedtime story.
p.m.-Boy Scout program.
s p.m.--Nedelka Simeonova, violin
ist
$50 pm.-Reading of "Paglacci."
$50 to 10 p.m.-Opera "Pagliacci."
1915 p.m.-Cornet solos
1880 p.m.-Dance music.
woo Palmer school, Davenport,
Io1a 400 Meters).
6:45 p.m.-ChimeS concert
Evening star., 1923-02-27

WDAF-k kansas City Star 400
MetersD.
4:30 to $50 p.m.-Concert.
{ TO s p.m-Educational features
and music.
12:45 am. to , a.m.-"Nighthawk"
frolic, Coon-Sanders orchestra.
Evening star., 1923-02-27

Tho United States bureau of cduca-
tion used the powerful broadcaStlnS
station MA last night to describe to
the world a typical city supcrintend-
ent Of schools. The bureau lecturer
also stressed the Importance to the
country of the convention of the
department of Suparintendence of the
National Education Association now
being held in Cleveland.
Evening star., 1923-02-27
BY RADIO TODAY
Schedule of Wireless News and Entertainment.
DISTANT STATIONS

All Programs Scheduled for Eastern
Standard Time.
WEAF-American Telephone and
Telegraph Company, New York (4OO
MetersD.
4:30 to $50 pm.-Piano recitals and
solos.
1880 pm.-Recital.
kSD-St. Louis Post-Dispatch 400
Meters).
p.m.-Soprano solos, orchestra
concert and address.
"GY-General Electric Company,
schenectady, n. Y. (37O Meters).
p.m.-Market reports; news.
.1:4O p.m.-Address.
7:45 p.m.-Radio drama, why
Smith Left Home; music by WGY
orchestra.
"JAA-U MON Trust Company. CIeye-
land t36O meters).
p.m.-Concert.
WWJ-DetroitN News 400 Meters),
$50 pm.-Town crier; Margaret
Foy. soprano: University of Michigan
orchestra.
WSB-Atlanta journal (4OO MetersD.
to Z p.m.-Julia Trent. lyric So
prano.
p.m.--WSB radio university.
S:lJ to 9 p.m.-Concert.
1l:iJ pm.-Radio owl concert.
Evening star., 1923-02-27
RADIO NEWS

Die Meistersingtr.' an opera IN
three acts by Richard Wagner. which
will be offered for the last time dur
ing the Wagnerian opera festival at
the Manhattan Opera House III New
York tomorrow evening, beginning
at o'clock. will be broadcast in its
entirety bv station VIZ. The other
"f0-metcr stations in New York have
agreed TO stand by during the presen-
tatfou Of the opera in order t" elm
mate any potential interference. The
opera probably Will last until ll:3o
o'clock.
Evening star., 1923-02-27

3 to pm.-Selections on the VIC
trola and reproducing piano.
Evening star., 1923-02-27
KDkA - Westinghouse. Pittsburgh
(36O Meters).

"JE-" .NV"Hfk' " Do
{36O Metersb.
$50 p.m.-Music.
p.m.--Adventure stories.
1:30 p.m.-Recital.
7:45 p.m.-Lecture.
S:15 p.m.-"Broadcasting Broad
way"
$50 p.m.-The first act of The
Humming Bird" broadcast from the
Ritz rheater. New York.
9:15 pm.--Beauty hints by Virginia
Pearson.
$3.50 p.m.-"Syncopated Melodies"
by the Hotel Pennsylvania Dance
orchestra.
Evening star., 1923-02-27

KYW-WestinEhOu Chicago (40U
Meters).
4:30 to p.m.-News and sports.
1850 p.m.-Bedtime story.
Q to 10 p.m.-Program of music.
10 p.m.-News, sports and special
features.
Evening star., 1923-02-27
"HAS - Louisville COurier-JOurna nal
1850 Meters).

) 10 p.m.-Conccrt by Alamo TIL
ater orchestra: features.
Evening star., 1923-02-27
Gate-Leg Tables
The Dining Room

1O-Piece Mahogany Dining Room Italian Design
of buffet china serving table side chairs
to match. Suite sold complete only. February
1O-Piece Italian Design Walnut Dining Room Suit
Tuscan A>sh; chairs have tapes--s ---+ts and e@ae
backs February Price of suite. e.................
1O-Piece Italian Design American Walnut Dining RI
wax finish with bur walnut decorations. February
ordination Mahogany Buffet,
FeDruaTy frlce 80.
Dining Table to match,
February Price. ..................
Dining Table to match,
February price. ..,rs. ......
Combination Mahogany Buffet,
Combination Mahogany Breakfast Room Buffet,
February Price. .......................
Evening star., 1923-02-27
NIAY-Woodward & LothrOp Ut
NEAS-The Hecht Company MUSIC
Building $3.50 Metersp.

Daily schedule omitted for the pres
ent.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-07
Safe Fat Reductil

Reduce, reduce, reduce is the sic
of all fat people. Get thin, be slim
the cry of fashion and society.
the over-fat wiring their hands in
LITIGATION and helplessncss; revoltin
nauseating drugs. afraid of violent
ercise, dreading lhe unwelcome and
satisfying diet, until they hi: upon
harmless Marmola Prescription
learn through it that they may SO
reduce steadily aud easily without
change in their mode of life but h;
lessly, secretly, and quickly reac
their ideal of figure, with smoo
skin, better appetite and health
they have ever known. AMI now Cd
Marmola Prescription Tablets from
same famously harmless formula as
Narmola Prescription. 1t behooves
TO learn the satisfactory, beneficial
fects of this great, safe, fat reduced
giving to your druggist one dollar
case, or sending like amoLnt TO
Marmola Company, 1872 WOODY
Avenue, Detroit. Mich, with req
that they mail you a case of Mari
Prescription Tablets.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-07
Stories of the Town ,

other and brought out battered old
spectacle-case.
"Mah eyes am sho getting fierce,
vouchsafed The old darkey, the mem
bers referred to meanwhile sparkling
brightly in their "mountaings" of white.
"Ah just felt 'bliged to git me some
specs. Lawsy, All KANT sec nothing
no more 'thout' emf"
From the case came a pair of rusty
trimmed spectacles which we're fitted on
the bridge of Aunt Zet's shiny nose.
The business of removing the splinter
then went along swimmingly to a happy
And Aunt Zet reached up
to remove her glasses. She unlocked
them and let them fall on the. gallery
steps.
The spectators, of which a small
crowd had gathered, attracted by the
yells of the splinter victim, held their
breath. ..
The specs. Carmoned off the top
step and ricocheted off the second step
onto the concrete pavement. And not
tinkle of broken glass. Aunt Yet
smilingly and le.surely picked them up.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-07

Aunt Get, 20 years old but fat and
strong and active at the dashboard,
lives in a little house in the alley
at the rear of South Side home.
She's neighborhood institution. When
ever some youngster up the street runs
splinter in finger, fond mamma
Immediately summons Aunt Get and the
old darkey, with perfectly -controlled
fingers aided by sharp eyes, gently ex-
tracts the foreign matter as painlessly
as could be.
The other day, the scion of neigh
Dor family slid off a sloping coal-bin
and took along little piece of the bin
in the palm of one hand. His mother
hurt him when she tried to pick out
the splinter and he told the world so
in powerful voice. Presently, Aunt
Zet appeared at the back gate, like
black mamma from heaven, and was
rushed into action with needle and
pinchers.
And then occurred n strange thing.
Aunt Get, the eagle-eyed, while hold
ing the injured youngster with one hand
reached into her apron pocket with the
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-07
Close Baptist Headquarters.

Having accomplished its mission. Bap-
fist headquarters for Southwest 1eXaS,
now located in the Gibbs Building, will
be discontinued after February 1, il
was announced at meeting of the San
Antonio city mission board. The head
quarters were opened by the city mis-
sion board several years ago when tCat
body took over the debts against the
various Baptist Churches of the city.
The obligations have been rcdused frcm
$4,000 to $4,000.
At the meeting of the board CON
mittee was appointed to work out a
plan for carrying on the present WORK
and TO determine the future worn.
Officers elected at the meeting for the
coming year, were: The Rev. W. ".
Lee Of Calvary Baptist Church, pres
ident: the Rev. I. V. Herndon of the
Riverside Park Baptist Church, we
president. For the present the office
of secretary and treasurer was left ur-
filled.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-07

uary Z, and concluding January 81. The
meetings will be held every evening at
Z As o'clock except on Saturdays.
The subject for the sermon on the
evening of January s will be THE God
of Elijah and the God for Today;
January 8. "A Mighty Means of Use
fulness for All Times; January %,
mo Difference; January IL, Near
the Kingdom but Not in IT.; January
u. "Plumbline Religion"
For Sunday, January IA. the subject
of the morning sermon will be 1.-The
Soul Winners Reward" and for the
evening service the subject will be
plants and Corner Stones
The subject for January 10, is,
what Is 1t to BE a Christian; JAN
uary 16. "How May l Know That
am a Christian" January II, How
Other People May Know That | am
a Christian; January Is, Why / am
a Christian" January 10, why Men
Are Not Christians"
The evangelistic meetings will COL
clude January 81, with the morning
sermon. The Greatest Magnet in the
World" and the evening sermon, Lily
ing in the Sunshine"
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-07

Then the mystery was solved. 1t was a
pint bottle.
Sixty-four years ago San Antonio was
given an exhibition of pistol shooting
which marked one of her citizens, w. G..
Tobin, father of John w. Tobin, pres
ent Bexar county sheriff, veritable
William Tell. Although old-time citi-
zens, among them Thad Smith, remem-
Der the incident only family, it is re-
corded in William Corners San An
tonic de Bexar," published in 1890.
Under date of January 4. 1858, men,
ton is made that Nv. G. Tobin shows
his great skill as pistol marksman by
shooting an apple at so feet off the
head of Thomson Green of New York
at a shooting gallery here"
II have heard my father speak of this
feat" Sheriff Tobin said when asked
about it. Il had no actual knowledge
of it myself. / do know, however, that
my father was an expert shot with n
pistol. i have seen small rocks tossed
in the air and seen him break them
with a six-shooter. / have also seen
him perform other difficult tests of
craftsmanship with a pistol"
Thad Smith. although he is perhaps
the best posted man in San Antonio on
the early history of this city, said that
he remembered only family the incident
and could give no additional facts to
what are contained in the old records.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-07
Goes TO Monterey Conference.

Arthu. ]. Moore, pastor Of the Travis
Park Methodist Church, will leave San
Antonio after the evening services Sun
day night for Monterey, Mexico, where
he will deliver n series of evangelical
sermons before the general evangelical
conference to be held at Monterey dur.
ing the week beginning Monday, Jalu-
airy s. Mr.. Moore will return to San
Antonio IN time to conduct the services
at the Travis Park Church next Sun
day morning.
All American missionaries. native
preachers, welfare and hospital workers
in the Monterey district will be in at
tendance at the general conference in
Monterey. The conference was called
by Bishop James Cannon Jr., in charge
of the mission work in Mexico. Bishop
Cannon, at whose request Mr.. Moore
will preach at the conference, will not
be present himself, it was announced
Saturday, and the Rev. Jackson Il.
Cox, presiding elder of the Monterey
district conference, will be in charge.
The work of the missions conducted
nv the Southern Methodist Church i'll
Mexico has grown within the last year
10 a greater extent than ever before.
The purpose of the conference is TO
check up the activities of the past year
and to obtain a concrete idea Of the
work TO be accomplished before the
close of this year.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-01-07

Mercy" said the lady of the house,.
"aren't they broken?"
"Lawsy, no, ina'am," said Aunt Zet.
"They is unbreakable. All decided All
wasn't gonna take no chances and All
took out de glass"
A San Antonian who enjoys pro-
hibited "nips" as well as the next one
received an invitation to his brothers
home for New Years dinner and the
brother, knowing his weakness, let it
be known that he had come into pos
session of a bottle of real Old Taylcr
of pre-prohbition quality. The bot
tie which Had been treasured for such
an occasion was to be opened as an
appetizer.
Quite a little ahead of the designated
hour the guest drove up to the home
of his brother and with keen anticipa-
ton waited while BUD brought forth
the ceremonial bottle and passed it 10
him for the first drink. The guest
drank, made wry face and then be-
gan an examination of the bottle. He
claimed it tasted like combination of
furniture polish and tabasco sauce.
But the label proclaimed it to be Old
Taylor and appeared to be genuine. 1t
set forth that the liquor was made in
1913 and bottled in the fall of 1922 to-
gether with the other information given
on the labels. Across the face of it
the words "one full quart"