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Ell. HIJo DE LA NocHE EN- Ell
CINE TIRES BANDERAs''

Esta noche sera proyectada en- ell ci-
ne 'Tres Banderas" la interesante
pelicula dramatica lei Hijo de la No
chez, cinta francesa dividida en- ocho
actos.
Las escenas son emocionantes. Els,
ia hermosa cracion ha sido exhibida en-
todas parties del mundo con notables
exitos. Por todas las escenas de esta
cinta desfilan montafas, desiertos, cas-
tillos feudales, palacios y panoramas
que naman la atenci6n del pdblico nc~
su hermosura encantos.
En- la exhibition de esta pelicula
ell senior CASTOR Bloncourt regalara a
las damas tarjetas perfumadas y fras-
cos de esencia de las mejores classes
francesas.
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Los socIAL1sTAs DEBEN DEsEM-
rENAR ToDos Los cARGos pu-
RLIcos A QUE TIENEN DERECHo

- Continuation de La pag. 2.C
dlspensable de todo gobierno, en- la ra-
ma judicial local, representaja por las
cortes de justicia, de Paz Mu1icipa-
les.
Y EN- Puerto Rico sera I'm abomina-
lie embustero, y sera un vulgar far
Ssnte, el que liable de ideas republica-
las, de ideaees democraticos, 81 alienta
o consiente ell despojo del derecho lie.
gitimo y democratico que conquict6 en-
ciettas undergraduates ell Pa.ttdo So
cialista.
Sc habla de la relacion dc nuestro
a9artido Socialista con la Tercera Inter
aacionaI de Mosci. La especie acusa
Una ignorancta tan crasa. IN descono-
cimiento tan total de 10 que es La Ter
cSra International de Moscu, de su his
toria, sus principles, su prograna, que
"a "a refutaci6n no debe hacerss en- serio.
lisa la afrmacion, por 10 descaLelIada. de-
le rebatirse en- un juguete c6oaico a
10 Mufloz Escamez en- un cusnto mo-
rrocotudo a 10 Perez Z1niga. La afr
inacion esa serfa un magnifco chiste
lara hacer reir a fnandibua batiente
a5todo el Concejo de los Comisarios del
Pueblo de Russia. Leon Trotzd SO rel
r'a agitando en- Ell espacio su perilla
"a 10 Coronel Bennett.
Yo estoy SECURE que mi quer;do ami
go Antonio Coll Vidal no dice ESQ en-
serio. Es una de las bromas ingeniosas
q que el nos tiene acostumhrsdos con
sus paliques graciosos.
Pero parece que Sc lie quiere Jar Sc
riedad al dicho. AL Partido unIonista.
aterrado con ell avance inqaietante de
ls ola socia,ista. y sin poder va des-
pertar confianza 0 autoridad para re-
teher las muchedumbres que Sc les
van, por las falacias, las mentiras. las
tlaudicaciones Y las corrupciones de
tse partido en- Ell gobierno, no Ie que
da otro remedio, va que no puede ha.
eerlo en- buena lid comiciaI, que des-
acreditar al Partido socialista ante las
autoridades superiores que rigep nues.
tro destino de pueblo escIavo.
Dejo para mi pr6ximo articalo citar
Jos extractos combatidos de nueStro pro
eTama, del programa del Partido socia-
lista de Puerto Rico, para deiar senta-
&c como es falso muchas cosas que Sc
le atribuyen al Partido sociaIis.a. con
el unico deliberate prop6sito lie arre.
batarle 10 que Ell lie corresponds
Bolivar PAGAN.
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PARA HoNRAR LA MEMoRIA DE
DON ABELARDo DE LA HABA.

Hoy las once de la manana Sc We
rifcaran en- la iglesia Cathedral solem-
nes honras ftinebres para honrar la
memoria del ilustre caballero don Abe
lardo de la Haba, recientemente falle-
edo en- Espafa, cuando Sc hallaba pre-
sidiendo la Delegation Comercial que
recientemente march6 la antigua me-
tropoli.
A fin de que ell solemne acto reli-
gioso revista la inportancia, debida, en-
atencion a la prestigiosa personalidad
del senior de la Haba, la directiva de
la casa de Espana espera que ell CO
mercio cierre sus puertas, adhiriendo-
Sc de ese modo la solemnidad del
p6stuno homemade. /9
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sIGNIFIcADos ELEMENTos DE
LOS DIFERENTEs PRTIDoS


Continuation de la ira. pag)
oue6os oue how militan en- .iistintos
bsndos
(B):- Exponer ante ell Congreso
Americana que ell Pueblo de Puerto Ri
co desea v tiene necesidad para su me-
jtr bienestar y tranquilidad, que por
rr acto del congreso Sc lie olga EXPIRE
samente cual ha de ser su STATUS po-
l5tico de6n;tivo en- sus re,aciones CON
,os Estados Unidos. haciendole presen-
te al cougreso Pueblo anerlcanos
cue los puertorriquenos rechaz1ran to-
ca forma de gobierno colonial como
STATUS definitivo; mient-as ese
STATUS Sc nos coneeda. oue Sc uermi
10 a los puertorriouefos ell yohierno de
sus asuntos internos dentro del mas
amplio gobierno propio. incluyendo la
election del Gobernador por cl voto
popular.
N (C):- Que los partidos eontesten a
! esta Comision, 81 estan disprestos a ee-
lebrar una reunion coniunta DOR me-
lilo de sus representatives legitimos en-
,cl sitio fecha que Sc acuerde. para
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LUcIDo ENLAcE


Anoche contrajeron matrimonio en- la
capilla Franciscana Ell correcso joven
don Carlos Aparicio v la sirup&tica Sc
Eorita Luisa Mufioz, habiendo apadri-
nado Ell acto don Pedro HIuaoz y sd
estimada esposa doaa Providencia Anna
tos.
Aunque no Sc repartieron invitaciones
por ser Ia ceremonial de caracter fami-
liar, asistieron numerosas personals, 10
cue puso de relieve las simpatias de
que gozan los desposados; Quieues han
fijado su residencia en- santurce,
Eterna luna de miel deseamos la
feliz pareja.
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MERCADo DE CAMBIos
LA F1RMA DEL eoBERNADok

FL Gobernador ha fir1nado ell proyec
to del senado ndmero SO. tituIado:
Ley Para autorizar a cualquiera de
las grandes universidades de iossE Esta-
Cos Unidos estab1ecer una sucursal
de su escuela de medicinal en- lal uni
versidad de Puerto Rico, y para screar
una comision que prcponga Ell plan de
organization que al efecto haya de
ser establecido.',
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NDULTo
III Gobernador ha concedido ell in
dulto al preso en- hbertad bajo pala-
bra Juan Torres Acevedo.
pENEeApAs

Ell Gobernador ha denegado las So
hcitudes de indulto presentadas en- IA
vor de los confnados victorio Pefia AL
varez, Arturo F. souffront, Francisco
olmo Santiago, Guillermo Cestero, Mar
celino Marrero, Juan Jusino Renli-
gio Torres Negron, y las. de conmuta-
ci6n de sentencia en- favor de Jose To-
yres y Eduardo " Turull.
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AgenteS
PORTICO CORPORATION
UN AHoRCADo

En- Ell barrio Pinales, de Afasco, fn6
hallado ahorcado de un arbol de qua
ba, Bias Correa, de 20 afios. Sc ignO-
ran los movies que lie indujeran al sui
cidio. FL DIR. Garcia de QuevedoS re-
conocio Ell cadaver.
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BoTELLAzo EN- LA CARA

En- la Gale Jose de Diego de San
turce, Eduardo Ortiz, con una botella,
acometi6 y agredi6 NEarcelino Con
zalez, produciendole vsfias heridas en-
la cara, de las cuales fue asistido en-
la Sala de Socorros.
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NINA AERoILADA poR UN AUTO

En- la Avenda Juan Ponce de Leon,
parada l (freIltel al Casino de Puerto
Eico) la guagua Caribbean de Jose
B. chaves, a1Foll6 la nina Gregoria
Rodriguez, be\ \6 amos, ocasionandola
una herida de stres centimetros en- la
region frcnta izquierda de la cara y
varias contus9ones en- la boca.
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E1 CARACAS"

Nos informan los sehores Sobrinos
de Izquierdo v Co., agentes de la Red
D Line en- esta ciudad, que el vapor
Caracas" l1sgo New York Ell do
mingo 81 del corriente las siete de la
maiana.
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ATENCION
Sc vENDE

/ Gaia de Seguridad, moderna, de Ace
70 marca SAFE CABINET.
/ Maquina de sumar con su pie BUR
RcUGHs."
l Escritorio de tapa casi nuevo.
/ Maquinilla REMINGTON"
Todo de n1uy POGO uso y en- muy
buen estado.
Dirijase al apartado 1884 llame
al telefono 11o4, San Juan
Advt.
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sUrc1ntn EN JUANA pIAz

En- ell baflio Capitanejo, de Juana
Diaz, Sc stdcid6 ahorcandose de una
viga de la|5 casa donde viva, ell indi-
viduo Agripino Medina. blanco, de 80
afios, soltezo. Estaba muy NAL de sa-
lud y clio .contribuy6 a que el tomara
tan fatal resoluci6n.A
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PAsAPORTEs

Ell Globernador ha expedtao pasa4
porte para Venezuela, al senior Juan
Franco vasano, de Santuree; y para
Venezuela, Colombia Inglaterra, al So
nor Jose A. Rodriguez Vidal de Ma
yagiez, P. R.
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Sc ARREGLo Ell CoNFLTCTo
GRECo-TURCo !

LAUSANNE, mayo b. (rinted
Press1.- Despues de una session Que
auro mas de tres horas los Represen-
santes grecc-turcos han mani sestado
cue Ell conficto entire Grecia y Tur-
auia lla Quedado practicamenae fcsuei-
%o
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ARRo11ADo PoR uN AUTO

En- la calle cerra, parada 49, ell au-
tom6vil que conducia Vicente Perez
Garcia. arrcll6 al ni1o Tomas Vega,
produciendole una herida en- la cabe
"a, fuerte contusiones en- ell ojo IL
quierdo, de las cuales fue asistido en-
el Hospital Municipal
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DIR. ]. A. EzEcHIEL

Experto en- MAsAJEs y GIMNASIA
SUECA. Con experiencia de veinticinco
amos de praetica, en- Europa y Sur Amc,
rlca, Sc ofrece a nuestro publico, para
esta clase de trabajos, en- cada doAas
clio.
Direction: Allen 1s, Telef. No. 1918
negro. Advt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-05-29
GRAN D1pUTADo DE Los

cABALLERoS DE COLON
Aver fue elevado al range de Gran
Diputado de la Orden de los caballe-
ros de Colon, en- Puerto Rico, el dis
tinguido caballero Y conocido zfnanciero
don Manuel Mendia, acreditado conner
ciante de esta plaza.
Celebramos mucho tan alto honor
recaido en- una persona de tanto waller
como don Manuel Mendia.
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oUIrTINA QUE NO AFECTA

QUIETINA QUE NO AFECTA
LA CABFZA. LAXATIVE BRO
MO QUININA es mas efcaz en- to-
dos los casos en- que Sc necesita to-
mlr Oujnina. no causando zumbidos
de ofdos. Contra Resfriados, La Gri-
ppe. Influenza, Paludisrno v Fiebres.
La frma de E.. w. GROVE viene COD
cada caiita
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MEDIAs Y cALcETINEs

Tenemos ell surtido mas grande
que jamas Sc ha visto en- Puerto
Rico.
Rogue Gonzalez & Co., Sues.
San Jose 7 San Juan, P. r.
Advt
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ULTIMO "HITv

Nostalgias de la Tia Hagar-s Fox
Erot. Disco VICTOR No. 19o31.s San
chez Morales & Co., Inc. (La casa que
vende 10 mejor). San Juan, Pontess Ma
yagtiez. Advt
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CON LII TITULo DE ALCALDE Sc.
RAN NoMINADoS
(coutinuaci6n de la sa. pagina)

por ell Depsrtamento de instruction Pu
l.iica en- agosto de 1914; la 'Lsy para
eumendar la secci6n % de la Ley Esco-
lar Compilada de Puerto Rico, y para
ctros fnes', de de abril lie 1916; la
1 Ley autorizando a las Juutes Esco-
lares de Puerto Rico a contribuir al
sostenimiento de la asociaci6n denomi-
NADIA La Egida del Maestro de
abril 13, 1915 y la LEY para enmen-
car la secci6n 81 de la ley titulada Ley
Escolar Codifcada de Puerto Rico,
aprobada en- MARIO IL, 1908, y enmen-
dada en- MARIO 10, 1907 de abril
1s, 1916.
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+ BAJA Ell MARCO

Londres, mayo %. 6United Press.)
al abrirse hoy la bolsa Ell marco Sc
cotiz6 a 2e5,00O por libra esterlina.
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IraSladO deOfiiCiina
S. v. L. Lippitt
National Fire lns. Co.
R. D. Kaufman

PaFticipan a su cfienteIa haber-
Sc instalado en- ell edificio del
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ROYAL BANK OF CANADA

donde estaran a sus ordenes.
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AUTODIALOG

~ Az, Boneheadl where -
think you're goin' with that
~ Of boiler?
Awl Where "a think you're
goin' with that ark?
why don't VI keep to yer right
why don't - kesp to yer own
right7
I was on my right. - big duf
ferl
Yes "a was-notl seen ~ two
feet over to my sidel
G'wan. wa.sa matter. amt "a
got only one eye?
got plenty eyes; "a was on
my side!
Yer full o. prunes!
Aw! va couldn't steer = troll
ley car!
An va can't steer q truck!
Well. va better keep on yer
own side.
Aw. keep on yer own side YER
self
I was on my own side; didn't
va sfdeswipe me?
Nah, I didn't; VA sideswiped me!
Wen see soon az ! can find q
cop!
Find q cop an you1l cit a
ticket, that's all!
Yes. I will!
You bet. sure's you're Q bum
driver you will!
Wen, / betcha you better keep
on your own side!
You better watch where you're
drivin'l
Aw! Go chase yerself!
Aw! Rats!
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Finding Fault

A FTER much scheming, met
~ her on the tennis court.
IA She appeared to be the ideal
girl. Her raven locks shone like
silver In the sunlight. Her blue
eyes pierced to my heart, as though
to read my thoughts. Her cheeks,
unblen1ished by cosmetics, dimpled
pinkly. Once I noticed a brown
scar reaching from her blood-red
lips toward her chin. It seemed
romantic TO think Of her In battle.
Her Amazonic strength. her Sap.
pho-like figure made her an ath-
letic girl. Gracefully, she passed
an arm over her face, brushing
back q dancing curl. There was
mystery in her fresh beauty. The
scar was gone.
That evening I took her to the
dance, Even then ! could find
only one fault with her. She
,hewed tobacco.
-Jack-O.IIantoPn.
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College
HurnOr

The boy stood on burning deck
OF the flaming. steaming ship.
soh Gosh.s he cried. my spirit
win ~
When the thirsty names reach
my hip. 2
GargoyIs.
You are the first man ever
permitted to kias me-.
And you are the first giri
ever kissed. VIII you marry me?"
II wouldn't marry O liar
..I would "-FIamingo.
Edward, there are burglars
downstairsy'
LET 'ern alone. They might Be
after your saxophone. "-Mal-
teaser.
Jay--of course you've heard
that Jerry Is : defendant In q
breach-cf-promise suit.
May Oh, too bad; he was such
. promising young man. Phoenix.
sWhen / look into your eyes.
when I see you smile. like the
sun after rain; when ! zee the
lovelight deep In those limpid
pools Of loneliness : ="
''Uh.huh!'
when / am near you. intoxi-
Gated with the subtlest Of cachets,
/ wonder wonder -
yes. yes. 30 on!'
..I wonder : IL you could
lend me ! coupla dollars. -
Goblin.
she came home to her mother at
last
she brought not future. but oh,
what pasts-Lyre.
waiter. bring me the nine
things / like. =
''yvhat are they. sir?''
..IIash. virginia Reel.
co-ed--Don't you know why I
refused your
HenryI can't think.
co-ed-I You guessed IL Phoenix.
''Don't you love these bsautifal
TAN eyeninsg7''
.'sorry-I'm In training. "Ban-
ter.
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McGregor. q superintendent Of q
Sunday school in O small town,
was running for the position Of
vice president Of q well-known
local organization. His only op.
ponent was Mccarthy, q former
bartender.
The day before the election,
friends Of the latter strung across
the main street Of the town n
large banner reading:
vote for Mccarthy. What
does McGregor know about vice?'
Goblin.
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UndevelOped.

Lone Wolf had been shown all
ths wonders Of modern machinery
while on q visit to the white mans
country.
"Wnat do you think Of our In
ventors?" asked the Indian agent.
''Humph." grunted the big chief,
Anuch fine. but 'Mericans heap
backward in hand work. Pelican.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-17
EZRA OBSERVES

KIN stand Aunt Hannah Ma
riar not speakin' t. me IL
she II only quit loolxin' at
me that way.
Hard cider round these parts
don't pay 'tention to acts Of Con.
gress.
Jim Belts little boy gifts awful
sick when school time draws
nigh, but you ought Z see him
scamper out o. bed when the fire
volunteers goes past.
Perkins dog is barhin' ag'in
nights. An yet they call him q
dumb animal.
Censors 10 fellers that see a lot
Of stuff they says amt fit e be
seen an then goes an cuts II out.
Many q chap what thinks he's
ben hit by Cupids arrer has only
BEN struck by a fine apple pie.
II they wasn't no men the WON.
On wouldn't 60 to no beauty
parlers.
Dramatic society over to the
Corners 10 putin on q lot o. Tugs
an flynn high. Got a Teller up
from the city to help 'em with a
play they're goin' to put on for
the benefit Of the community or
otherwise. His names J. Wof-
fington Blibbe. He admits he's a
humdinger beside which all others
fade into significance.
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FIapper Fairy Tales.

Misunderstanding, Mr.. Sockafel
Ter wants to dance with you.
May I bring him over and give
him the next dance?
Georgette - No, I wish you
wouldn't! he's a terrible bore. All
he talks about lie stocks and bonds
and ell wells.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-17

Grain and wheat may be dan
gerOus, but nobody has ever heard
q man who has blown his brains
out with . piece Of Danish pastry.
Copyright. 1924. by King Features
Syndicate Incl
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II the dough didn't kin him the
fHUsting would be liable to live
him blood poisoning.
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A Sad Story.

The maiden was all broken up.
We'd hate to tell the restI
For a cruel man with arms of
steel
Had crushed her - his hssase.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-17

Wives should Be careful about
throwing bread At their husbands.
Can you imagine these headlines
in the paper? Woman Jailed for
Blowing Her Husband to Pieces
With . Parker House Roll
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-17

No seIf-respecting man would
want 70 Be shot to death with a
slice OF coffee cake.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-17
Med bury
Says
BY John P. Medbury.

by john +. Medbury.
HN HEMIsTs in washington
have discovered that grain
and wheat contain explosives
I more powerful than INT.
This Is the first time We knew
that you could blow up house
with . loaf Of bread.
Very few people realize that
when they order hot cakes they
are eating Internal machines.
Bombs are harmless when you
put Them in water. Maybe this is
the reason that pancakes should
b soaked In maple syrup.
And It probably accounts for so
many people dipping their bread
into their coffee.
Now that this information has
leaked out. automobile road hogs
win have more respect for bakery
wagons.
when the driver runs mp ON
Jour front porch In tl1e morning
ron won't know whether he's Ieav-
Ing rolls or bombs.
And whenever he's driving along
and hears an explosion he'll won
der II it's q tire or . loaf Of bread.
Bread h tho staff Of life, but We
won't want to lean on It now that
We know IT'S liable to blow out
from underneath rs.
When the city officials hear Of
this new discovery any man caught
carrying . loaf OF bread home win
Be arrested for carrying firearms
without permit.
10 he puts the bread under his
coat they'll pinch him for packing
concealed weapons.
Every bakery win be ; munitions
factory.
And the French pastry shops
VIII BE- arsenals.
\ & y ~ e a315 p 4 II
Wives should be careful about
throwing bread at their husbands.
Can you imagine these headlines
in the paper? Woman Jailed for
Blowing Her Husband to Pieces
With q Parker House Roll"
No self-respecting man would
want 70 Be shot to death with a.
slice OF coffee cake.
II the dough didn't kin him the
trusting would be liable to give
him blood poisoning.
Grain and wheat may be dan
gerOus. but nobody has ever heard
of man who has blown his brains
out with piece Of Danish pastry.
copyright. 1921. by King Features
syndicate. Incl
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-17

And the French pastry shops
VIII b arsenals.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-17

Every bakery win be ; munitions
1hctory.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-17

10 he puts the bread under his
coat they'll pinch him for packing
concealed weapons.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-17

II they wasn't no men the wom-
On wouldn't 60 to no beauty
parlers.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-17

Many chap what thinks he's
ben hit by Cupids arrer has only
ben struck by a fine apple pie.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-17

CenSors 10 fellers that see a lot
Of stuff they says amt fit T. be
seen an then goes an cuts II out.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-17

Hard cider round these parts
don't pay 'tention to acts Of Con.
gress.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-17

Coed Cont you know WY I
refused your
IIenryI can't think.
Coed You guessed It. Phoenix.
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And whenever he's driving along
and hears an explosion he'll won
der II it's tire or q loaf Of bread.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-17

''waiter, bring me the nine
things ! like.
what are they, sir7''
..IIash. Virginia Reel.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-17

Perkins dog is barkin' ag'in
nights. An yet they call him q
dumb animal.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-17

Jay--of course you've heard
that Jerry Is : defendant in q
acknowledgements suit.
May-oh, too bad; he was such
: nronnisinR young man. Phcenix
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-03-14
FASHION NOTES

Capes for spring have an over
cape effect which is produced by
bands are usually about five
them below, the waistline. These
banks are usually about live
inches wide and match the fur
used on the collar.
Long white capes viii be very
popular for spring and summer
wear over the thin frocks. Cam
els hair serge. heavy flannel, etc
may be used for them.
A very youthful and pretty
summer frock uses ecru lace over
rose silk slip with sash o.
delft blue taffeta ribbon.
Daffodil yellow chiffon even
ing frocks for the young higl
school miss are cut on simple cir
ish lines, with full Flowing skirts
round baby neckline, short puff
ed sleeves and slightly elongated
waistline, finished by sash o
yellow taffeta.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-03-14
CALL NEW PASTOR

Danville, March 1.-THE con-
gregation of the First Presbyter-
ian Church today extended form
ally a call to Rev. Joseph Dun.
lingson, D. d., of Selma, Ala, &c
become pastor Of their church 70
succeed Rev. II. w. DuBose, d.
d., who recently accepted a call
at Spartansburg, S. C..
At a congregational meeting at
the church Yesterday the special
committee recommended DR.. Dun
lingson and the call was sent to-
day. The minister will be here
Friday TO be guest at a church
banquet and to preach on Sunday.
1t is believed that he will accept
the all, according to one of TIE
committeemn who vent recently
to Selma 70 see him.
Storks, gulls and other long
legged birds, sleep standing on
one leg.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1923-03-14

drift into the King street Head
quarters. Their necessities are
Temporarily relieved. Remember
ing the wonderful relief work of
the Salvation Army for our own
Alexandria oversee boys while III
France, the mothers, sisters, wives
and sweethearts in gratitude can
now come to the assistance Of the
Salvation Army and help Garry
on"
"a man may be down but he's
never out" is the slogan con-
tanned on plaoards distributed
throughout the city in connection
with its drive here to raise 81
200 for the work of the local
Salvation Army during the next
twelve months.