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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-20
Middleton Children
Stage Mock Wedding
Tom Thumb Program at I.O.O.F.
Hall Tuesday Evening Brings
Praise; Sixty Children in Cast

Middleton-Under the direction OF
Miss Suter. Middleton children staged
a Tom Thumb Wedding" under the
auspices of the Middleton Woman's
Civic club last Tuesday evenig. The
program was held al the l.. O. o. +.
hall. More than % children shared
a part in the program. Miss Suter
Friday and Saturday directed the
same program a; Nam?a.
Children who took part included;
Bridegroom, Chas. Richardson:
bride. Vera Hadsell best man. Donald
Vaughn: bridesmaids, Ada Palmer.
Rosemary Ashmann. Margaret Cock
rell. Shirley Robinson. Alice Niskioka.
ring bearers. Eartha Daugherty; min
ister, Tavern Robinson: ushers. Chas
Painter and Homer Curteman: three
old maid friends OF the groom. Ethel
Thompson. Helen Zimmerman. Irene
Arnold three bachelor friends OF the
bride. Everett Corn. Junior Roden-
baugh, Claudio jarrett; a cousin OF the
bride, Zilpha Stark sang Hove you
truly; a cousin OF the groom Los Cor
nell. sang 20 promise me-" another
cousin OF the bride Ruth Wakem.
sang When you look in the heart OF
a rose
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-20

lial phases of federal trade. The IN
vestipations have disclosed a good
many practices that have been con-
trarv 10 public policies. At the same
time. II has been felt that the commis-
sion has made something OF a NUS
ance OF itself in some OF its activities
where its investigation in reference to
business methods did no good. But
in practically every instance the Fed
eral Trade has admitted that its IN
vestiqations disclose nothing that was
wrong. In the end these investiga-
tions serve some useful purpose not
only in placing the stamp OF approval
upon certain phases Of federal trade,
but in showing that other institutions
might operate. along similar lines with
out fear of disobeying the law-or the
of the law.
But the condition in the lumber in
dustry found by the Federal Trade
Commission is quite i~ndefensible.
Combinations, schemes, price fixing,
and all the evils OF dangerous BUSH
ness intended to milk the public have
been found. 1t is expected that the
out in Tacoma must be among
some one OF the exposed groups.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-20
TACOMA LUMBER
MAN LATEST To
STIR CAPITAL
Bitter Speech on Federal
Trad e Commission
Brings Sharp Rebuke
from Washington.

Neutrality-suspicious. if r. W. Vi
hedge, president Of a lumber company
in the state of Washington. had known
that his speech before the Tacoma
lumberman's club would be made the
subject OF a dispatch to be published
in the newspapers in the National cap
ital. he might have modified his Ian
guage. AS it was, he is quoted as as
sailing red ~radicalism, represented, he
said, by predatory government agen-
cies." He designated the Federal
Trade Commission as a body of boil
shevik-minded muckrakerS. And still
some people will say that the reds"
are all to be found outside the insti-
tutions heading big BUSINESS.
There are plenty OF people who dis
agree with the methods of the Fed
eral Trade Commission. But to all
it must be apparent that most OF the
errors OF the agency have resulted
the absence of laws that existed
regarding the method by which big
business and organizations among big
business have functioned. The com
mission became a pioneer in federal
and while pursuing its course
it did little more than investigate diff
business conditions. Follow
ing these Investigations there have
been a good many reports upon spec
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-20
Diplomatic Corps Cared For.

Other Washingtonians may SILVER
with the cold this winter. owing to tie
coal shortage. but the administrators
has see to It that the 400 persons IN
the diplomatic corps will not suna'
owing to a lack Of fuel. Many OF m
diplomats come from countries whefs
artificial heat In homes Is almost On.
known and. indeed, unnecessary ana
worried about their empty coal oins
The State department has given theH
precedence over others. thus empnaft
ing the entente cordiale. 1t Is only
recent years that the English ana u.
Scotch have known the comfort q
steam heat. the sea coal Gre. as tno
call 1t, burned In open grates' oe'.s
the only method of heating "1'
Observation-Disclosures Star.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-20
OF COURSE DORIS WON o,,r
What Was There for Mo,h.
In the Face of Such an
Aroument7

They had been chatting sine.
ing the bus. but the Woman. who -.
opposite them on top. heard no,h,N
really good until Grants moDum--.
was reached. u'
Without taxing her hearins &,
least the Woman learned that ,s.'
were former s~choolmates at the
versity tor university DAYS ~.
mentioned again and AGAIN. who -
revisiting the city after a numhs-
Years. y"
Il don't think the girls OF this =.
fury will eve stand for long 49,
again." remarked the one In the -
dress. Reminds me of what rso,N-
was telling me just before 7 81
away. She was making a skirt for ~
daughter, Doris. Everything ercao.
the correct length had been dac,sss
upon. Evelyn wanted to make tbI,
little longer than Doris other ,k,r,s
She told her that the fashion was g.
increasing the length. But Dorl, wa.
obdurate.
Evelyn. you know, generally I.,.
her have her way In matters OF dr..
but this time she argued and Dor,,
burst into tears. BE fair, mums.' 81.
pleaded. Honest Injun. now which A.
you think I should take-the advice a,
one mother or of twenty girlsr"
And what happened?"
"Oh. mother shortened the skirt. o.
ourse."-Exchange.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-20
LAD LEAVES HOME

The three year old son OF the Rev
and Mrs. J. Sherman Potter started
CIT last week to explore Caldwell and
proceeded to get lost. Police were
appealed to by the parents and the
yourgster was soon discovered at the
home Of Mr.. and Mrs. J. w. Kienifcli-
er On lower Denver street, eig1r
blocks from his home. The Rev. and
Mrs. Potter came here recently from
Post Falls and their son took it MO
his head that Caldwell was worth OK
plor:ng
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-20
S or e Persons Splash
Through Their Soup
With Wide Open Muf-
fer; See Movies Same
CBy Donald II. Clarke

Some persons splash through their
SOUP with the muffler cut out, and 9TH
ers skid through silently with the
mufier on. Either sort OF persons may
enjoy the fluid TO some degree; but
one sort IS more or less likely to
throw a shadow, as it were. over the
enjoyment Of anyone else who might
chance to be in the immediate neigh
bOrhood.
Rather extensive observation indi-
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-20
DINNER N MUSIC

Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Binford en-
tertained a few friends to dinner on
Monday evening at their home on
Cleveland Boulevard. A vase of pink
carnations formed the ce%nterpiece for
the dinner table. Following the din
ner. music was enjoyed by the fol-
lowing guests: Messrs. and Mesdames
F. F. Beale. Paul Case and Alfred
Stone.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-20
Twenty Per Cent of us
Women Earn Own
Living

Neutrality-suspicious. one in ev-
cry five women in the United
States is working to ri money,
in other words, "gainfully en-
ployed,' according to the phrase
ology of the United States Cen
sus. In the District of Columbia
nearly half of the women are
gainfully employed, which is a far
larger proportion than for any
state in the Union. After the
District of Columbia come South
Carolina. Rhode Island. and Mas
sachusetts. where not far from a
third of the women are g%ainfully
employed.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-20
Month Is Marked by
Decreased Food Prices

Misunderstanding the month
from Jan. IS TO Feb. Is, 1928, a
decrease in food costs was gen.
eral throughout the country. In
Salt Lake City. the decrease was
3 per cent; Denver. Philadelphia.
San Francisco, Scranton, 2 per
cent. Fifteen cities decreased /
per cent. Baltimore, Boston.
Butte, Little Rock. Manchester,
Memphis. Milwaukee, Norfolk.
Omaha, Pittsburg. Portland, Me;
Providence, St. Louis, St. Paul.
and Washington, ID. {. Dallas
and Kansas City decreased less
than hve-tenths OF | per cent.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-20

Something He Can Teach nv
II simply couldn't teach my Wn'~
drive the car. Gave 1t up ana "
somebody else do IT,"
"Wellf" -
Same with bridge. She wouiun'
listen to me at all, Hired a fu'cf ."
her"
"wellr"
"Dnncing was another sr
learned separately. Always vrsns,~
when we tried the new steps toseSs
but. at that, there's one thing NV
willing to let me teach her.
what II thatf"
"She Insists that ! must teach
how to blow cigarette smoke t"''s
her nose." a..
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-20

The raising Of martens IN cap'
is now commercially possible
suit Of the discovery OF their orSsI
season by naturnlists OF the o'm"
survey Of the United states n.A,
ment OF Agriculture. These IA 10
fur bearers mate late ! N July .ns ,,ss
August, and appear TO have ss,"s.r
period Of eight months. mucn ssssp
than most animals OF the SAM ar
II was formerly thought tnas
breeding season wss Tn tne ~
winter, the young being born
spring.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-20
MISCELLANEOUS

flLES-PERMANENT RELIEF-Lex,
given. No need of knife
~ y pam, continue work. Ask to see
Storo !" rlie treatment. Harmon Drug
s0tfc
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-20

Comes Natural to Them.
Getting into trouble Is generally
expensive. but some people mus have
,ynansive things.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-20

FOR SALE-canaries. beautiful young
SINGERS. $500; females $500. Mrs.
Belle Rooney, Parma. Idaho. istfc
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-20
--TRIBUNE-
Classified Advertisements
-BRING RESULTS-


FOR SALE-seven room house rar.
age. hen house. trees, lawn and
flowers; close In. r.. Weymouth.
sstfc.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-20

ANdED-Practical nursing, Mrs. W.T.
cox SVl So. 18th. Phone 1871. 1870
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-20

fO!t LENT Piano. See Miss Nowo,,
at First National Bank. sulwnfsni
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-20

fOk SALE Silver Tipped Ancona
cockerels. baby chicks ana batnakk1na
eggs. Pedigreed stock, < record sas
eggs per year. Smiths Ancona 10 no
Nonte = Caldwell. or Phone s5iR2.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-20

heifer. fresh. $4,000. Geo IL Ssrsey
Phone eS2-R2 9. ~ I" Myers
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-20

h1GS-White Leghorn eggs for hatch
ing Tapcred strain, 1900 per IN
Ssiected eggs. J. +. Mnesler. Mamma 70 D. "
Phone Caldwell 6S9J3, es 30.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-20

WANTED-Plain sewing. IN, G ,o,,
Street. Phone 1871 w. I'm
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-20

FOR ALE - Locust fence no.,. Gu
- ''"'~ 21tfcx
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-20

FOR RENT 49, Four room horao -
ana sleeping porch, lawn fnnnira
9itfcc Botkin-Joy Drug Co
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-20

Coma HD To hear from ow,o, !,
prIr'.""N ranch for sale. sts,a o.
Minn.aneii. particulars. ID. NJ rn.h
2tp
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-03-20

rVn TENT 100 acres for dairy
Caldwell. IL r. wallace.
- 22-27c
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-01-20

A noted writer on rural life re-
marks that the greatest handicap in
in farm life is the restricted contact
that the farmer and his wife have
with human mind. There is some
thing in the contact of mind with
mind that sharpens wits. People
need 10 exchange experiences, and
learn what other folks are thinking
about and doing.
That is why it is so desirable and
necessary that farm families should
all ally themselves with some kind Of
clubs or other societies, where mat
tcrs of local and public interest are
discussed, and their own problems
and experiences come up for com
parison. Rural life viii not be fully
successful until every farm family
has these associations that bring
Them in close contact with their
neiehbors' thoughts and experiences.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-01-20
The Bows Are Coming Home.

A great chapter Of American his
tory will end in a short time, when
the last detachment of soldiers sta
toned on the Rhine will come home.
The great army which the United
State sent to France was the most
astonishing military movement in
history, considering the size of the
force and the distance it went from
home and the results it attained in a
short time.
The boys who were sent across
have been a great credit to our coun-
try They have behaved themselves
with self-restraint and courtesy in
time Of peace, and with unparalleled
devotion and heroism in time of war,
They have won the plaudits Of both
friend and foe. They were a stabil-
ling force in the conquered terrific
~ that they occupied, and the Ger
mans who we're under their rule liked
them SO mucn that they wanted them
t. stay.
Our country can well be proud Of
an army organization that can per-
form its duty in this splendid man
ner.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-01-20

The American people sympatize
with France in its failure to collect
any considerable sum from Germany
to repair the rayages that the Teuton
armies committed. But public SEN
timent in this country win not gener-
ally approve Of the course that
France is taking to secure her pay
ments, and will regret that she has
seen fit to occupy more German
territory.
The sympathy and support of the
other nations will in the long run be
a better safeguard and compensation
to France than any money or pro-
lection she can obtain through
military force 1t is doubtful if
this expedition gets any great re-
suits in financial way, as any in
creased payments secured from the
Germans may be offset by the cost
of occupying a foreign and hostile
territory The warning nations must
forget the past to some extent and
learn to cooperate, if the wounds Of
war are TO heal.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-01-20
t.omEs-Ann HOMES

To say that the orphaned children
are tne most fortunate would be to
STATE the matter too strongly. But
certain it is that some orphans have
an advantage in that the right sort Of
homes are chosen for them By ex-
p srienced and kindly supervisors Of
tie asylums or other institutions that
have undertaken responsibility for
he child's well-being. The child who
ives with his own parents is subject
to whatever conditions happen to pre-
vail in the particular home he has
been born into, says the Boston Her
aid If he has been allotted wise and
considerate parents. willing 10 create
helpful atmosphere, the child is,
indeed, blest. If he has drawn fool
ish, inconsiderate and selfish parents
he is far worse off than the orphaned
waif. who is placed in a carefully Sc
lected home. there to be properly
trained and nurtured Il is a pity that
every child cannot have a proper
home. with his own mother and faith
er But, of the two classes of
orphans" those whose parents are
dead and those whose parents are
false to them, the former are not al
ways the worse OFF
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-01-20

Paris sends out the alarming news
that because Of the demand for
monkey glands we are likely soon to
render extinct the race from which,
according to Mr.. Darwin, we are de-
scended. 1t sounds Ike deliberate
ancestorcide At any rate Paris de-
clares that DR.. Serge yeronoff, Of that
city, who is the busiest Of all the
gland grafters, has only nine apes at
present and needs more It is he who
predicts that every chlmpanzee and
other large ape in the jungles Of
Africa Is doomed to extinction in a
comparatively short period, unless the
craze for prolonglng youth should die
Off first. DR.. Yeronoff doesn't believe
that it will, but, OF course, he Is preju-
diced Most people viii feel that the
apes may yet manage to escape the
doom predicted for them.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-01-20
TWO SCENES

The scene is in France, before the
revolution. 4 carriage Of the nobility
dashes along the narrow street. says
the Portland (Ore.) Journal People
scatter frantieauy before the yailop-
ing horses. But one child is too slow.
1t stumbles. A polished hOof strikes
It. An iron-shod wheel brushes life
from II. The marquis tips gold coin
a the agonized mother. THAT to pas
for your brat. and dashes on. The
scene is Ia America An automobile
moves powerfully along the street II
is heavier, more beautiful in design
and more luxurious than any carriags
Of the pre-revolutionary France. 1t
arrives At an intersection crowded
with people. They scatter precipi-
lately before its unchecked advance.
But the steps Of little child are lag
gard. It's little feet are slow. Only
by the frenzied tug Of mothers
hand is it pulled from before the pom
derous wheels. The child cries nois-
ily. The motorist moves on with an
lmprecation against people 50 Id
slow" Does the French revolution
have no meaning to those drivers who
reflect the thought Of the marquis as
he tipped the coin--'that to pay for
your bratr"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-01-20
Does II Paw?

Advertising has made the victrol'
dog famous.
1t has made the cash register
big brother to retailers all over
the world.
1t has introduced the world to
substitute for sole leather.
1t is displacing the truck horse
with 40 horsepower trucks.
1t has helped you to an appre-
citation Of Stetson hats, Walk-Over,
Douglas and Emerson shoes.
1t has made the hand-written
letter an oddly in business.
1t has put hair oil on heads
where no hair oil would do any
good, and on heads where no hair
oil was needed.
1t has put Castoria down your
throat, left bristles in your gums,
and then came along with Rub
ber-set and took them out.
1t has put Sozodont, Pebeco and
Pepsodent on your teeth.
1t has put a Gillette ogainst
your bayfield,.
1t has put Murine in your eye,
sold you Cuticura for pimples,
Pars for the bath, and Ivory for
the tuD.
1t has put Arrow collars around
your neck ard Ingersols around
your wrist.
1t has jammed your feet in
Holeproof sox, put paris garters
on your legs, and Tiffany rings
on your fingers.
1t has stuck Robert Burns cigars
between your teeth, worn out your
jaws on Wrigley's and posted you
on what to buy to cure corns, warts,
bunions and ingrowing toe nails.
Go anywhere you want to, do
anything you wish, and advertising
has had a hand in absolutely.
And. then some people. ask
Does Advertising Pay'-Columbus
(Ga) Sun.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-01-20
How Not to Get Mnnsx.

John and | were ON Il river steam
boat about year ago. During the
excursion | happened 10 discover
seated on the railing of the secon /
deck, a man | recognized as a multi
millionaire John and / framed up
on him. We knew that If we could
arrange 81 way to save him from
drowning he would probably reward
us handsomely, So John pushed him
overheard and | diyed in and pulled
linn out No good. 1t took all the
money the millionaire gave me-eyery
T~uuy Of it," get John out Of jail
Barry iatneS column.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-01-20

A writer in the Christian Science
Monitor says Several years ago,
when l was working for a moving
picture company, an organization of
writer's asked me to talk to them
abow writing for the screen. The only
thing l said was that the best way
to write for the screen was to forget
the screen and write as well as they
knew how Anything less than that.
l pointed out, would be unfair to botn
the writer and the screen. Unless the
screen could make use of the writer's
finest work he would be doing himself
a grave injustice to take it into con-
sideration. Moreover, the screen,
though 1t had not then discovered the
fact was In dire need Of real litera-
ture, literature embodying American
ideas and ideals. and writing done to
measure would prevent the screen
from developing to a point where it
would be the authors servant and not
his master"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-01-20
A LITTLE TALK on THRIFT
By S. ". STRAUS
President OF American Society for Thrift

Within the last few weeks con-
siderable attention has been given to
various welfare plans made public by
business concerns. 1t is noted that
many Of these plans have as their
bases the bestowal of rewards in
keeping with the profits Of the COM
pany making the distribution.
Herein lies a very important as
pect Of industrial effort, and it bears
close relationship to thrift. More
and more we are learning the diff
ference between charity and the
earned reward. The employee,
through his loyalty, faithful service
and Intelligent effort, is one of the
direct factors in the prosperity of the
company employing him. There
fore, his rewards should as nearly as
possible, consistent with good bust
ness judgment, be in keeping with
the prosperity which he has helped
create. Success, through mutually
Of effort, should bring a correspond
ing mutually &c reward
Such processes are constructive.
The earned dollar, so to speak, means
new wealth. But the donated dollar
can be viewed only from the stand
point of charity.
1t is important in our industrial
life that good service be regarded by
the employee in the light of personal
thrift.
Thrift is progressive. The longer
one practices it the more enjoyable it
becomes, and the more satisfying its
benefits.
Loyalty and faithfulness of effort,
rlghtfully rewarded, produce the
same reactions. 1t is along these
lines that the Individual, impelled by
honest enthusiasm, attains con-
stantly increasing degree of eff
fieiency and usefulness.
A most useful type OF thrift is
complete cooperation between en-
ployer and employee. The more
nearly they attain the relationship
of co-workers, with a mutually of
confidence, loyalty, enthusiasm and
reward, the greater will be the sue
cessful outcome of their relationship.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-01-20

Robins. thrushes. linnets, nuthatches
and all kinds Of song-birds and insect
eaters which are protected by law and
never killed by Americans are being
slaughtered by thousands by foreign
ers who obtain hunting licenses ille-
gally and believe that the licenses
authorize them TO kill anything, ac-
cording to John t. Burnhan', president
of the American Game Protective as.
ISOLATION.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1923-01-20

When you look at some pieces of
machinery, their intrlcacies amaze
you-and you wonder how the brain
of man ever conceived them. Yet
practically all mechanical movements
are merely combinations of three ba-
sic principles wheel, wedge and le-
YER individually. these are simple.
Grouped together, they look compli-
Gated. So with all problems. No mat
ter how involved and difficult they
seem, a little analysis and common
sense win disclose that they are built
up out OF very simple things easily
adjusted Get rid of fear and pro-
crastluation. and no problem is insur-
mountably difficult