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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-20
As They Do
In Utopia
BY Les ConkIin

KIN ATHER. viii you lend me
8 SOP" asked young Leon
MacDuff as he finished
scratching the old mans back.
"The boys are throwing big party
tonight, and promised to bring
a quart"
II wish you wouldn't so out so
much. !" objected the Reverend Mac
Duff. When / was a young mar
ried man Of your age. I was al
ways in bed by 10 o'clock."
But a fellow has to do some.
thing" said Leon. "and I'm sick
Of sitting around here playing
checkers all evening with mother"
why don't you bring your
friends here to the house? sug-
gested his father.
That's good idea.n said Leon.
I'm go get the boys and, wen
have a game Of stud poker insthe
parlor."
But that is gambling" protest.
ed the minister.
''oh. no it isn't" replied his son.
when I am dealing it's sure
thing" s
After all, I suppose It is better
for you to be here than some place
out on the Streets" reflected his
father. You get your friends and
I'll run out and buy a pack OF
cards for you"
Good morning, Mrs. DooiittIe,"
said Landlord Goldstein. II heard
the baby crying and stopped in
to see If there was anything
could do to help you"
II only wish you could" replied
Mrs. Doolittle my husband shores
SO loudly that the baby wakes up
and cries, and it's almost impossi-
BILE to get the little darling to sleep
again"
"I'll tell you how to make your
husband stop snoring suggested
Mr.. Goldstein. hopefully TELL him
to sleep on his side"
Yes. he tried that" said Mrs.
Doolittle, "and it didn't work"
That's too bad" sympathized
the landlord. at guess the only
thing for me to do is to build a
sleeping porch for the baby. fit
is agreeable to you. 1 will send a
carpenter up here the first thing
this afternoon"
Daddy, win you do me a. IA
vor?" asked Hortense Pumpernic-
KEEL as she kissed the bald spot on
her fathers head. t'will you do me
favor? I'm going down to Nine.
Bon Bon's to buy few evening
gowns, and wanted you to help
me pick them OUT
but, my dear. I don't know
anything about evening gowns, .
protested Mr.. Pumpernickel.
"oh, yes. you do" laughed Hor-
tense. Mime. Bon Bon told me
that you often used to help chorus
girls choose their gowns before
you were married"
Well, had forgotten all about
that admitted her father, but
I'm too busy TO go down this morn
ing. If you'll promise not to say
anything about that other matter
to your mother, I'll give you 500
and you can get any gown you
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-20
NEWS LAFFS

y INDIANA man traded his wife
to a friend and gave him an
Il. overshoe to boot.
Reported that girls bathing
suits will be designed like Eayp-
tan wallpaper this. year. Here's
one case where wallflowers will
be popular.
Englishman visiting United
States laughed himself to death
over joke. Probably it was TIE
first good one he had ever heard.
Marriage Wrecked by Ances-
trail Ties"-Headline Generally
it's the Christmas kind that cause
all the trouble.
Explaining a Mystery.
1.-THE boy stood on the burning
deck"
You've heard this pone before;
lie stayed right where he was
because
He couldn't swim ashore.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-20
BELIEVE IT?

N February 90, 1928 a Chi
cago bookkeeper sold a
~ case of his private stock so
he could buy a new fur coat for
his wife.
On April 81, 1922, a Detroit
woman drove an automobile past
three moving vans without
shrieking for her husband to taxa
the wheel.
On May 6, 1915, a Boston
woman sent a telegram to her
husband and had the message pre-
paid.
On November 81, 1922, a Wash.
fngton shoe dealer decided to
keep store all by himself so thai
the clerks could all go to the
ball game.
On February 80, 1928, a New
York landlord gave 5 o'clock
tea for all the tenants who had
not paid their rent.
On June 81, 1922, the president
of Syracuse ice company dis.
charged one of the drivers for
going to sleep on a cake of ice.
On December "a, 1910, De.
troit garage owner overhauled =
customers car for five dollars.
On April 81, 1921, a flapper =e-
fused to go to melodrama with
her boy friend because she was
afraid she would faint If the
villain fired a pistol.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-20
He Knew the Reason.

Teacher-Do you know why
Shey put soap in bad little boys
mouths?
JOHNNY guess they do it to
clean out their system.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-20

49, SCHOOL mas D00H organ
N lied in New York where
Il - they teach table manners,
but before they teach us how to
eat food. they ought to show US
how to get it.
Once it is on the table we know
what to do with it.
Tho average hobo hasn't got
very nice table manners, but he
gets along all right.
Nobody is going to starve to
death just because he doesn't
know how to eat properly.
You can't sit at the table with
an instruction book i'm one hand
and a dOughnut in the other.
When you got ready to eat
you'd be liable to put the dough
nut in your pocket and dip the
book in your coffee.
OF course the instructions say
that it's not proper to dip a
doughnut In your coffee. No,
you're supposed to put the
dOughnut on your plate and pour
the nOffee owes. H.
Most men sit as far away from
the table as possible, SO that
when they drop any food off
their knife it will go on the car
pet and not on their trousers.
This saves time. You can use
Q carpet sweeper on the rug, but
you have to send your trousers
out to the cleaners.
OF course, if you sit up good
and close the food won't drop on
either of them, it will fall on
the tablecloth.
This won't please your hostess,
but what do you care? After she
sees You eat once, the chances
are she won't invite you again
anyway.
Some hostesses put so many
knives, forks and spoons at your
place that you have to have a
guide sit next to you to show you
what ones to use first.
Then, by the time you pick out
the proper spoon to eat your ice
cream with, it viii probably be
melted.
When attending a dinner party i
you should never ask for a Sec
ond helping, unless it's where you
can't reach it.
It's nice to wait and have
things passed to you, but the
people who do their own stretch
ing are always the healthiest.
AS rule it's polite to let a
lady sit down at the table first.
The chances are YOU can beat her
10 the next helping anyway.
And remember, it's very iIlbred
TO wipe the siIveFware off before
you use it; it soils the napkins SO.
This school for table manners
is a wonderful idea, and it should
be good news to people. who are
having a hard job getting any
thing to eat.
Copyright. 1928, by King Features
Syndicate, Incl
BELIEVE 1T?
IN February 90, 1923 Chi
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-20
A Passing Friendship.

They met but for a second,
They will never meet again:
For he was a speeding fliyver.
And she was a barnyard hen.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-20

This school for table manners
is a wonderful idea, and it should
be good news to people. who are
having hard job getting any
thing to eat.
copyright. 1928, by King Features
Syndicate, Incl
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-20

When you got ready to eat
you'd be liable to put the dough-
nut in your pocket and dip the
book in your coffee.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-20

And remember, it's very iIlbred
TO wipe the siIverware off before
you use it; it soils the napkins SO.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-20

Nobody is going to starve to
death just because he doesn't
know how to eat properly.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-20

You can't sit at the table with
an instruction book i'm one hand
and a dOughnut i'm the other.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-20

AS a rule it's polite to let a.
lady sit down at the table first.
The chances are YOU can beat her
70 the next helping anyway.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-20

OF course the instructions say
that it's not proper to dip
doughnut In your coffee. No,
you're supposed to put the
doughnut on your plate and pour
the coffee over 1t.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-20

It's nice to- wait and have
things passed to you, but the
people who do their own stretch
Ing are always the heaIthiest.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-20

Some hostesses put so many
knives, forks and spoons at your
place that you have to have a
guide sit next to you to show you
what ones to use first.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-20

Once it is on the table we know
what to do with it.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-20

Then, by the time you pick out
the proper spoon to eat your ice
cream with, it will probably be
melted.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-20

When attending a dinner party
you should never ask for a Sec
ond helping. unless it's where you
can't reach it.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-20

Tho average hobo hasn't got
very nice table manners, but he
gets along all right.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-20

This won't please your hostess,
but what do you care? After she
sees you eat once, the chances
are she won't invite you again
anyway.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-20

This saves time. You can use
. carpet sweeper on the rug, but
you have to send your trousers
out to the cleaners.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-20

Most men sit as far away from
the table as possible, SO that
when they drop any food off
their knife it will go on the car
pet and not on their trousers.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-20

EkT ATHER. will you lend me
s10?" asked young Leon
MacDuff as he finished
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-20
Medbury
Says
By John p. Medbury.

A SCHOOL has been organ
"a lied in New York where
Il - they teach table manners,
but before they teach us how to
eat food, they ought to show US
how to get it.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-04-20

OF course, if you sit up good
and close the food won't drop on
either of them, it viii fall on
the tablecloth.
The Washington times., 1923-09-27
CHARGES Of DRY
DEAL AROUSE
INTEREST
Washington attorney Inti-
mates Coolidge Was Prom
ised Ohio Delegation.

BOSTON, Sept. 27.-Much interest
has been aroused by an address
delivered here yesterday by Eugene
C. Brokmeyer, Of Washington.
general attorney OF the National
Association Of Retail Druggists, in
which he declared 1t had been In
timated that the Anti-Saloon League
had promised TO swing the Ohio
delegation for President Coolidge
with the understanding that he
would permit an appointee OF the
league, to administer the dry law.
II the incumbent Of the White
House is going to play politics,
Brokmeyer told delegates TO the
convention ~ the body whose ntiEa.
ton he handles, "and IL, as has
been intimatcd, the delegation from,
Ohio has been promised him by the
Anti-Saloon League, favoring his
nomination on the pledge that he
ID going to permit an appointeA OF
the Anti-Saloon League to admins,
ter the prohibition law, regardless
Of the Limitations Of the Federal
Constitution. want TO know.
There has been too much law
making and law enforcement for
political gain on the checker boarc
OF politics. ask the cooperation
Of the $4,000 retail druggists Of the
United States to put this inforrna.
ton before the American public"
He charged that President Cool
tdse had referred to Haynes q letter
from the secretary of the druggists,
association offering the friendly I'd.
vice and experience OF his body to
the President for his benefit and
the benefit OF the governors VINO
meet with him in October, when Fed
eral and State cooperation on the
prohibition act will be determined"
Ordinarily, he said. such q coin
munication would have been referred
to the Secretary Of the Treasury or
the commissioner of internal reve-
nue..
The Washington times., 1923-09-27
Clearance of Coats,
Suits and Rain Coats

(3) Tan COAts, sizes 1s, 36 and 10.
Formerly $500. Fridays price
$3.50
(2) Tan Coats, sizes 42h and 46h.
Formerly $3.50. Fridays price.
$3.50
(1) Tan Coat. size Is. Formerly 1880.
Fridays price .............. $3.50
(4) Navy Blue Coats, sizes 36 and
lsh. Formerly $3.50. Fridays
Price .s.a.'..''. ..s'' spAo'OV
~ Brown Cape, size 80. Formerly
$3.50. Fridays price. -. $3.50
az Navy Cape, size 46. Formerly
17S.BO. Fridays price. 80. .e28.5O
"a Navy Cape, size Is. Formerly
1880. Fridays price. -. $3.50
(l) Rain Coats, plaid silk; sizes IL,
16, Is and 3S. Formerly 1895.
Fridays price ............$ $1,000
(8) Suite, sizes le and A. Formerly
13o.bo. Fridays price. ..... $500
(T) Suits, sizes II, Is and IS. For-
meriy $3.50. Fridays price, $1,000
co Suits. sizes 3s. "A and 4s. For
merly $3.50. Fridays price, $500
(S) Suits, sizes 16. 36 and 4sh. For
merly $3.50. Fridays price, $500
SECOND FLOOR
The Washington times., 1923-09-27
JAPAN NOT APT
To REBUILD
WARSH|PS
U. S. Makes No Objection to
Replacement of Vessels
Destroyed.
BY SEARS TAYLOR.
international News Service.

Japan will encounter no objec-
tions from the United States in re.
placing the battleship Mutsu and
other war vessels destroyed in the
recent. earthquake and tidal wave,
it was learned at the State Depart
ment today.
Under the washington naval lin1i.
tation treaty, according to Gov.
ernment officials, Japan may re-
place the Mutsu by either building
another vessel Of corresponding
tonnage or by. adding to her fleet
smaller ships which had been pre-
viously consigned to the scrap heap.
Was Pride Of Navy.
The Mutsu was the newest and
largest war ship owned by Japan
and was the pride OF the Japanese
navy. She was built with funds
raised by popular subscription and
nearly every citizen OF the country
contributed something toward the
'Mutsu fund.-
The original American proposal
for the Limitation Of naval arma.
ment provided for the scrapping of
the Mutsu, but this provision was
opposed strongly by the Japanese
delegates because of the widespread
perSonal lnGereSf at nome IN this
particular battleship. Agreement
was finally reached to scrap the
Settsu instead. This left Japan with
ten capital ships, compared with
eighteen for Great Britain and the
United States The retention OF
the Mutsu gave Japan two ships
Of the ''post-Jutland" type and per-
mitted the United States TO COM
plete the construction Of two mod.
ern warships to even up the ratio.
Rebuilding Not Expected.
Despite the fact that none Of the
Of the Washington naval
treaty viii oppose the replacing OF
the ships lost in the earthquake,
officials OF the Japanese embassy
today expressed the opinion that
no attempt to engage IN new naval
construction would be made at the
present time. They said that the
great financial loss sustained by
the government and the people
would make Il impractical to spend
sac, ,O0O, 900 or 50 for new war
ship, pointing out that the 5-5-3
ratio could be maintained by re.
turning one OF the older Japanese
vessels to active service.
The Washington times., 1923-09-27
Short Lots Of Negligees
and House Dresses

Cd Satin Breakfast Coat, change
aoIe eolors. Formerly s1S.T6. re
10y = ptlce ~e.S0
I'd Satin Negllkee. orchid. For
merly $500. Triday's price! $500
I'd Crepe de Chine Negligee, flesh
color. Formerly e14.s6. Friday's
NEaCS ssssssss.s. eea.s. ..s.sss @AksWW
tl1 BreaIkfa1t Coat, blue satin. FOR
motly $500: Fridays price. $500
90 Klm0n0e OF box loom Crepe. For
merly Sl.a6. Fridays price. .ee.96
f1ll Brown HeatherblOom PettlcoaEs.
Formerly 92.9E. Fridays price, 9l.0O
(24l Paisley Petticoa3s. Formerly
$2.9b. Fridays price. ...... e1so6
t12l Glngham Dresses. Formerly
st.0B. Fridays price. -. e2,06
(1Hl Glngham Dresses, sizes SIS to 10.
Formerly s3.96. Fridays price. 91.oB,
az White Uniforms slightly soiied.
Sizes 40 ! to -. Formerly 1850.
fridays price $k.Do
t4l Hoover Aprons. Formerly S2.s0.
Fridays price .......3..... :. 9I.DB
THIRD ExiOOR
The Washington times., 1923-09-27
PRESIDENTS PROGRAM

1000 a. m. Rep. Swing, on
the Colorado River Project. !.
1915 q. m. Capt. Garlano
Powell.
1890 a. m. Senator Bcrah.
1O:45 a. m. DR.. John Wesley
Hill.
100 a. m. Grand Command
er of Knights Templar.
11:SO q. m. Committee OF
Bankers and Farmers, Ninth
Federal Reserve District.
1900 q. m. w. II Mapother,
president Louisville and Nash
vile r. r.
1920 p. m. Col. M. C. Buckley.
3:15 p m. Secretary DENLY.
$3.50 p. n. Circuit Court
Judges to be presented by
Chief Justice Taft.
The Washington times., 1923-09-27
Odds and Ends Of
Little Tots Things

White and COI0red Socks. sizes AZ to
h. Formerly 3sc to 75c. Fridays
price .ss..sss..s ESQ
(S3l Shirts. Hight weight. with open
front. Size s years only. Formerly
Soc. Fridays price. ce...........S S0e
(D sink TAfeeta Coat, pink. Sizes
years Formerly $iS.60. Friday's
prIce ........5.. -. s.s.s... &OsV0
~. white Satin Cost, hand feather
stitched. Size years. Formerly
1880. Fridays price. $500
(2l Coats OF aIl-wool cashmere, hand
ernbroidAred. silk lined. size /
year. Formerly $14.s5. Friday's
price $b.UO
(1) Infants Coat, aIl-wooi crepalla,
silk lined. Slightly soiIed. For
nerly &lS.SO. Fridays price, $500
~ Infant's LOng Coat, hand-era-
hroidered. interlined. Formerly
Si1.S0. Friday's price. ........ $500
,(40l Infants sink Caps, with ribbon
strings. many hGnd-embFoidered
Formerly 95c to $3.s6. Fridays
pTlce ss..sss. =. ..s..s.. 5OO
FOURTH FLOOR
The Washington times., 1923-09-27
Odd Lots Of
COrsets and Brassieres

American Lady, r & G, Warmers.
La Grecque and Frolaset Corsets;
sisos 81 to % In the lot. Originally
$3.50 to $500. Fridays price, $1.55
MAIN FLOOR
CoPsets of Binner, Memo, Madame
Lyra and Frolaset makes. Various
models. Sizes az to 36, but not in
every style. Originally $500 to
$12.0O. Fridays price ...... $3.50
Brassleros and Bandeaax. including
Memo Oirclets and De Bevoise.
Formerly $3.50 and $2.00. Fridays
price ................, .,........4 4Vc
Brassieres and Bandeaux, Boyahfornl,
Bien-Jolte ana De Bevoise, OF
hroShe snd skinner's satin; orig
THIRD FLOOR
The Washington times., 1923-09-27
Clearance Prices on
Girls WearabIes

~ winter Suits, Of brown velour
with fur collars. Sizes IS ana ~
years. Formerly $Se.b0 Friday.s
price .................. 900
GlnEham Dresses, Of good quality
and pretty styles. Sizes to ~
years. Formerly e1.00 and $1.2g.
fridays price ..........3.....<.. 800
(S6) Regulation Dresses, all white, or
trimmed with blue. Sizes IL to
1s. Formerly $2.ss. Fridays
PRICE .4ls sbO
(BOl FLANNEL MILDLY BTouses, rose.
green, brown or red. Sizes IL to
20 years. Formerly $500. Fridays
price ss.se5s 3S.Do
Paul Jones AKiddlea, sizes 10 TO 30
years. Formerly $1.98 and $3.50,
Fridays price ..........s.... $1.20
wool Serge Regulation Dresses,
straightiine or MILDLY styles Sizes
10 to IL years Fridays price. $3.50
wool Serge Dresses. IN several styles
and pretty color conbina ations.
Sizes to 10. Fridays price. .eS.o8
FOURTH FLOOR
The Washington times., 1923-09-27
WIDE PROSPERITY SHOWN
BY FREIGHT CAR LOADING

Surplus freight cars in the
United States totalled 69,080 during
the week ending September is, de-
spite the fact that the railroads
loaded / .06O, $50 cars with reve-
nue. freight during that period, the
American Railway Association an
is.245 cars was also reported.
cars was an increase within week
Of / 1,42s, while the shortage In.
creased 2.034 for the whole country.
The Washington times., 1923-09-27
Keep Warm With
These Blanket Specials

(16l Pairs Au-WOOl Block Plaid
Blankets, size 70xS0, in gray tan,
pink and blue. Formerly $40. .96.
Fridays price. pair.......... $B.SS
ketH. subject to slight imperfsc-
tions. Formerly. each, $1.19. Fri
days price ................... Doc
(5l silk Comforts, light wool fillihk,
In plain and lowered effects.
Formerly much more. Frlday 2,
pAtSS .'''s' "a S'OW
17x17 All-feather Pillows. covered
with pretty art ticking. Special,
Friday. each ................ 85c
(6) Au-wOOl Auto Robes, fringed on
ends. in attractive black and white
checkb. Formerly $40. Fridays
price ........,........ $3.50
FIFTH FLOOR
The Washington times., 1923-09-27
MarabOu Scarfs and
Capes Half Price

Fine. fluffy quality: various shades
and sizes.
90 Capes. Formerly s1s.So. F'riday,s
lIO) scarfs. Formerly ti3.OO. Fri
days price ................. 800
(4l Scarfs. Formerly $3.50. Fridays
price ..ss.ss... sss .9OsEO.
(2l Capes. Formerly Sl1.sS. Ffiday's
Price ...s..ss.s =. $500 .NO.Do
(Bl Capes. Formerly 1896. Fridays
price ~. %AtOos
Circular Val RufkIAngs, cream or
white. Formerly s4l.0O. Fridays
price, yard s.....s.ss.7.. -. :. doC
FIRST FLOOR
The Washington times., 1923-09-27
Short Lots Of W0lnens
Dresses and Skirts

DEeAees oG voiIes. linens, printed
silks ana rcslanara, III lfg1t or
defk shades. Formerly e9s9k TO
1880. Fridays price = s. 8.0B
SIN Dresses 81 tub silks, ro6l1anara,
printed creDes. aa we'll fine.
70 91s.76. fridays price. 1880
O4orkettes, foulards. printed crepe de
chine and foahanafa--dreoeee Of
varied styling. EornherIy $500 to
e1esT6. Fridays price. 49,. 1915
SILK Skirts oS roshanara, plain and
fancy, and crepe de chine. ii sum-
meE shades. Formerly $1,000 to
$500. Fridays prices, ~ and e0.60.
Fancy WopI skirts. Formerly 81. .0o..
Fridays price .......... o.50'
SlNE Costume Slips. Formerly s16.00
Fridays price ...5........ $50
SECOND FLOOR
The Washington times., 1923-09-27
Odds and Ends Of
Fine Undergarments

t2Ol Radfum Envelope Chemise. For-
rneriy &6.96. Fridays price. &4.9S
(1l Radium Envelope Chemise. For
(12l Heavy Crepe de Chine Gowns.
(6l Crepe de Chine Gowns. Formerly
$S.e6. Fridays price 1890. .$4.9b
(B) Radinm CaniisOIes. Formerly
$1.9b. Fridays price ....... 81 rs
(14l NainsOOk Chemise, extra size.
Formerly t1.s9. Fridays price. csc
a. NainsOOl Chemise, extra size.
Formerly S1.9s. Fridays price, 81. so
(0) Batiste Pajamae. blue only. Fora
merly $3.50. fridays price 81 90
(6) Extra Size NainsOOk PettIcOats,
days price ................. 81. .0S
THIRD FLOOR
The Washington times., 1923-09-27
Housewares
Friday Priced

Hound Cake Closets, made of hea9S
tapanned tin. white with black
sIettering. Formerly Sl.1o. Fri
lNAS y. AsNASS9 l1sS11s
O-so.Ia6g Nrnfsure RolIsh, 12-ounce
price ...s........ 1st0s
t-ounce sizes, Formerly 1Oc. Fridays
Clothes Haaketo. solid willow. with
braided top and sturdy handles
Formerly 4I.19. Fridays price. CSC
Thar TOilet RapeF. Formerly for
25c. Fridays price. = rolls for sBe
Rlns6. Tor the family washing.
Form er1y 81. each. FTidayss
pH1ce ...ss. ss..4....O Tor xDD
BriHIn AIurnimurn Utemnfl CYenner ara
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The Washington times., 1923-09-27
"A Value Hard TO Match
Untrimmed Felt Hats
$1.95

The felt in these hats is Of q
much better quality than you would
usually find at this price, and there
are three different shapes to choose
from.
Besides, it is such b pleasure to
design your own millinery, especially
when it requires as little trimming
as one of these simple sports hats
does, and you can place it at its
most becoming angle instead Of try
ing on hat after hat to find one that
suits you. Choose from gray, brown
and black. Pheasant tails for trim
ming, 75c and up.
SECOND FLOOR, LANsBURGH
The Washington times., 1923-09-27
Low Prices on
Stamped Art Goods

(28) Pillow Covers, stamped on green
burlap to be embroidered In wool.
Formerly $i.76. Fridays price. l.80
ca Table Covers. 81 inches square
Heavy white Indian Head stamped
for fruit applique designs. For
merly $1.75. Fridays price, 81 80
(D0) Candle Shades, fluted. ready to
use. Cretonne effects. Formerly
1Sc. Fridays price. .... e for i5c
THIRD FLOOR