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White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-05-13
TAX NOTICE.

Ely. White Pine County. Nevada, May
1 1923.
You are hereby notified that the sec.
ond installmcnt of your taxes for the
year 1929 Is now due and payable at
this othce
Same will become delinquent unless
paid on or before Monday. June 4. 1923.
and 10 per cent and cost of advertising
will be added thereto by law.
Checks on banks outside of Ely Will
be accepted not later than May goth.
Half of one per cent (but not less
than % cents) must be added to the
latter checks for cost of collection.
THOMAS A. BATH,
County Treasurer and ex-Oficio Tax
Receiver.
First pub. Nav a. last May ?7. 1929.
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-05-13

purpose as the non-skid tire tread. that
is, give additional traction and reduce
side slip. Non-skid chains should sup
plement non-skid tires only when road
conditions absolutely require them.
Because they make available In road
friction the total weight of the car
instead of only half the car weight,
four-wheel brakes are coming into use.
especially In continental Europe. Not
only can cars be stopped more quick
~, but they can be driven safely on
wet days and in Ice and snow with
out chains. In stopping a car equipped
with four-wheel brakes, all four
wheels may slide and the a as a
whole slip forward. However, there
appears to be little or no side skid
ding. This Is especially true IL the
brakes are connected %diagonally In
pairs, that Is, left front wheel and
right hand rear wheel. With this ar
rangement opposite wheels are able 10
roll freely retaining their directing
qualities.
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-05-13
Costly Highways Must Distribute Their Benefits
and Costs Equitably


| do not believe that good highways throughout the country are
gong 10 ruin the railroads On the contrary, | think that the more
means there are for travelling and shipping the more travelling and ship
ping increases. When trolley lines were first built there was a hue and cry
that they would take all the business from the railroads. Nothing like
that happened. They merely created more business for everybody.
The magnificent system Of highways that have been and are being
built in Illinois will soon make this state one of the greatest transporta-
ton powers in the Union. Properly built, regulated, and maintained,
they will tend TO almost remake our state physically.
The people must realize, however. that all final results are based on
taxation. We must see that these costly highways distribute their benefits
and costs equitably. Truck loadings should be regulated by law and the
people who use our roads for profit should be made to bear their just
burden Of the maintenance costs.
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-05-13

In the Ninth judicial District Court of
the state of Nevada. In and For
White Pine County.
VIM n. MeGee. Jr, Plaintiff. vs.. Elsie
W. MsGee. Defendant.
The State of NeVad Sends Greeting to
said Defendant. Elsie w. Niece:
You are hereby summoned to appear
within ten days after the service
upon YOU of this If served in
said County or within twenty days IL
served out of said County but within
said Judicial District, and In all other
case5 within forty days Exclusive of
the day of scrvice). and defend the
above entitled action.
This action is brought to dissolve the
bonds of matrimony existing between
yourself and Plaintiff on the grounds
of extreme cruelty as is more fully set
forth in Pla intiff's verified complaint on
file herein, reference 10 which Is hereby
made for all particulars herein con-
tanned.
Dated this 21st day of April, A. Il.
1928. +. ID. OLDFIELD.
tSeaD Clerk of the Aforesaid Court.
First pub. April %: last June 3, 1928.
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-05-13
IF | Say That | Never Saw the Evil Side of
Gregory Rasputin-"
BY LII DEHN, in "The Real Tsaritsa.'

II sy that | never saw the evil side of Gregory Rasputn | shall
be called a liar or a fool-perhaps, more ehiyalronsly, the latter. 1t is
however, the truth when say that we never saw the evil side OF HIM. May
J. therefore, plead for a hearing on the grounds that some men possess
dual natures, and That they adapt these to the company In which they
find themselves?
have heard Of men who at home have led most moral lives, lead
ing elsewhere exstenees before which an upto-date French novel Is as
naught. Yet they never betrayed themselves to their nearest and dearest
But even if something unforeseen had disclosed the mans secret
orchard. his inner life. and his fralties, their existence even then would
most probably have been ~disbeiesed by those who bad known hlm init
mdely for years.
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-05-13
Issuance of Tax Exempt Securities Saves
Nothing to the Taxpayers
Bv ANDREW MELLON, U. s. Secretary of the Treasury.

Tax exemption, in substance, constitutes a subsidy IRON IN ieoe'ai
government, the cost of which, in the long run, must fall on those a
who do not or can not take refuge in taxexempt securities.
Even from the point of view of the states themselves l oeiiese II Is
clear that the continued issuance of tax-esempt securities saves nothing 10
the taxpayers in the states, and that, IN the long run IL orms "e"'"
taxes.
The taxexempt privilege, with the facility that 1t gives 10 borrowing,
leads, in many cases., to unnecessary or wasteful pubhc eXpenu'u.e' anu
this, in turn, is bringing about a menaeng increase IN the deoS o s',es
and cities. These debts constitute a constantly growing eaiso "PH -.
tovrorara - aororol stotes and will ultimately have to be paid, prin-
cpd and interest, through tax leyies upon these very taxpayers
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-05-13
Buildings of Public Interest Should be Classeo
as Public Monuments


pou,a,u. - n,bio interest should be classified as in France as pubic
morumor,s 7. should no forbidden to alter or destroy buildings 70 ciassi-
fed except with the consent Of these authorities In return ., 's =
reduction might be made in taxes. Subsidies might oe rnNne .'
their upkeep and when necessary, money paid Tor damages 0 w lA ~.
ton of tho value Of the fee. | believe that if we wish to preserve ~,
country as We have known il and assimilate our newcomers money ""u
not be better spent. The soul of our country is worth saving I'LL.
There is no better way to teach immigrants the traditions 4 " "as
of America than by keeping before their eyes the Du1'ns' '"'
the best Of Americas past. us.um-
1t all comes to this. A city is not q mere heap OF stone Is IN ~
nunity whose aspirations are expressed by its architecture III W ~
loving are OF the relics of the past.
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-05-13

keep abreast OF the swift national movement. Without a doubt sis ia
The result Oh suggestion urlSen INTO the mind from childhood up School
books teach it and it becomes autosuggcstion.
The subconscious mind of the American man tells him imnorionslv
that he must not tarry. He has no time for leisure; the nation must be
built, and If his own little wheel stops it may check the advance Of the
whole machine ana Sc the American man is the hardest worker in the
world. A pioneer and a slave to a civilization in the making bo onaomn.
himself to a premature old age.
And too often he takes them to bed with him. His family life Is
sacrificed despite his naturally afectionate disposition. Generally a
devoted husband and father, the American is only too willing to leave
the evening of his home and children to his wife. lie will send his whole
family away for a holiday or a change regardless of the expense. for
money means little to him. He knows subconseiouly that he will earn
al much as is necessary. That is one Of the secrets Of his success in bust
nes-auto-suggestion Of success The idea Of success is in the blood of
the nation, for the nation itself is a SUGGESTIVE most gigantic success
history has ever recorded.
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-05-13
ALIAS SUMMONS.

In the Ninth Judicial District Court OF
the state OF Nevada, In and For
White Pine County.
Mabel Williams I.aue, Plaintiff. vs..
George w. Laue. Defendant.
The State of Nevada Sends Greeting to
said Defendan Mt, George w. Laue.
Nou are hereby summoned to appear
within ten laws after the service upon
o of this m il served In said
County or within twenty days IL served
out OF said County but within said Ju-
dici1l District. and In all other cases
within forty days exclusive of the day
nf seryice). and defend the above enti-
lied action.
This action is brought to dissolve the
bonds Of matrimony existing between
yourself and Plaintiff on the grounds OF
extreme cruelty as is moro fully set
forth in Plaintiffs verified complaint
on file herein. reference to which -
hereby made for all particulars herein
contained.
Dated this 2lst day of April. A. d.
1925. r. ID. OLDFIEID ID.
tSeal) Clerk of the Aforesaid Court.
First pub. April 20. last June 3. 1928.
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-05-13

Running into debt would not be so
bad II one did not frequently run into
ones creditors.-Boston Evening Tran
script.
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-05-13

With Many an Unexpected Turn.
Woman is like a vaudeville theater
program-subject to change without
notice.-Boston Evening Transcript.
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-05-13
Electric Hand Heater.

The drivers hands may be kept
warm with these leathercovered heat
ers attached to each side Of the
steering wheel and the line connected
with the battery.
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-05-13
Lack Lastinu Qualities.

There are people who, like new
,ongs. are In vogue only for a time
Rocbefoucauld.
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-05-13
Subconscious Mind of American Tells Him
That He Must Not Tarry
BY EMILE CoUE, in New York World

Every American man shows in his actions that
ne pelleyes himself to be a wheel in the complicated
great machinery that is at work mannfactnr;n, =
nation; at least, that is the impression they rive ma
ihe'r oeilei In their individual importance may be,
ana often Is unconscious, but it is always pereepti-
BILE by the stranger.
II is revealed in his thoroughness, in the fever
lsn haste with which he conducts his business as
'hongh working to a hard schedule in order to
achieve perfection or snccess in n niuoo a-1
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-05-13

Wnere the Line ls Drawn.
Men are contented to be laughed ut
or their wit, but not for their folly
'onathan Swift.
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1923-05-13

(For Publication)
u. 8. Rranch Svea Fire q Life Insurance
Company, Gothenburg, Sweden
OepOslt $3.50. ..ssssss....S 1Vu .rWV.uV
Assets ...... ............. 3.05i. s40.22
Liabilities, exclusive OF cap
ital and net surplus -. 1854, 670.3y
INCOME.
Premiums -. ........ 81. Sss.542.20
Other sources ............. ss1.165.76
r
Total income, 1922 $1,000 81, $50, 707 .95
EXPENDITURES.
Paid policy holders. .......s s6S. 734.6G
other expenditures ....... 970, 70S.24
---.
Total expenditures, 1922. 81, S39.442. 81
BUSINESS, 1922.
premiums ...... .........tl,53S 0fz.zU
Losses incurred ........... S64,7 74.S5
NEVADA BUSINESS.
Amount of risks written...$ 407,675.on
Premiums received ........ 9,471.49
Losses paid ........... 1862
Losses Incurred ........... 2.0T4.3s
]. M. WENNSTROM. u. $. Manager.
First pub. Apr 20: last May IS. 1928.
Evening star., 1923-12-14
Rair,y-Day Outfits

A raincoat, hat and school
bag to match, all of we'll
wearing rubberized fabric,
is very smart, besides being
a real necessity for bad
weather. In tan or blue.
And the price is very low for
their fine quality. $5.9s for
the set.
Rubberized raincapes with
attached hood, in tan, blue
or red. $1.98 and $2.98.
Evening star., 1923-12-14
Mania Dolls
$4.95,

At least one doll that can
say Mama" should be in
every we'll organized family
of dolls. These have curly
hair and eyes that go to
sleep and are prettily dressed
as boys or girls.
Averill Mania Dolls, 20
inches tall, with composition
stuffed heads. $3.49.
Evening star., 1923-12-14
Imported Dolls
Special, $3.05

Beautiful dolls with hand
sewed curled wig, natural,
1ashes and moving eyes.
They are full ball jointed
and wear attractive shoes
and stockings.
Evening star., 1923-12-14
IT. H~
TXk1l|l
A Sporty S,ceater

1t may be a heavy slip
over sweater, with deep hip
band and high roll collar.
1t may be a lighter weight
.slip-over or a sport coat OF
all brushed wool, or with
two-toned brushed wool
front. S4.o5 to $3.50.
Evening star., 1923-12-14
American FIiers
SI.5O

Iron engines with a tender
and one car and eight pieces
of curved track. You should
see how they run!
Taxicabs, the speedy yell
low kind, with extra tire and
two doors that really open.
49c.,
Tool Chests, little play
boxes to big ones that can
build almost anything. 7sc
to $445.
Games and Blocks
Blocks for the little one
who likes to build, or who
IS. not old enough to play
other games. Parcheesi, Pol
lyanna, Auto Race, Foot
Ball, Golf and numerous
other games are among them.
25c to S9.95.
Evening star., 1923-12-14
) Pounds
Assorted Chocolates
in Holiday Box, SI.95

Sturdy Stockings
for Children
Children's Wool Sport Hose
with fancy cuff. Colors. OK
ford, brown, 1ovalt, camel
Pair faa heather. he ther. $1.OO
ChiIdren's Silk and Wool
Hose, in gray, brown. camel.
white. Pair. Sl.Z5
Misses AIl-siIk Hose, full
fashioned; properly reinforced.
Cordovan, white o. M
and black. Pair. @L.UU
Children's Fine Ribbed LisIe
Hose, sturdy quality. Cordo-
van, black and white. ZO@
Boys Heavy Ribbed Hose,
strong cotton - heavy, long
wearing kind. Cor 90
dovan and black. Pair, CSC
FIRST FLOOR
Evening star., 1923-12-14

Boys Blanket
Bath Robes, with
deep collar, snap
fastening a n d
heavy girdle. Two
side pockets, all
seams taped and
piped. Sizes 6 to
Id
Evening star., 1923-12-14

Corduroy Bath Robes in
blue or rose. Sizes ? to =
years. S3.25.
Bath Robes of fleecy Bea-
con Cloth, sizes 2 to g years.
Sis.
Brushed wool Sweater
Sets. including sweater, leg
gins, cap and mittens. S6.95
to $3.50.
Celluloid Toilet Sets, 75c
to S.9S.
Evening star., 1923-12-14
Bedroom, Slippers
Csc

Either low slippers with
cunning animal designs on
the varnp or cavalier boo
tees with smart little fig
ures around the top would
be acceptable. Both styles
are of warm felt, with
chrome leather padded soles.
Many pretty colors.
= The Gift AdOisor offers her
services freely in helping you
select your gifts. She acill-
also shop for yon avhen yoa
make such request by mail or
phone.
Evening star., 1923-12-14

% uTIy SWcdt.
ers, of all wool,
in pull % V er
style, with big
c ollar, finely
woven. Plain or
combined colors,
Sizes % to 50.
Evening star., 1923-12-14
These Are Busy Days in Toytow

hundreds boys all the had
- don't n oon the best.
Evening star., 1923-12-14
For the Stormy Days
Good Rubber Boots

MVERY youngster loves
VI them, w h e TIL e the
weather man brings
much use for them or not.
Splendid qualities in a va
riety of attractive styles.
Childs ebbled Leg
Boots, sizes 6H to 101z.
$3.50.
Misses PebbIed Leg
Boots, sizes Ii to 2. SITS.
Child's st. Nick Red Top
Boots, $.25.
Youths Storm King
Boots, sizes II to 2. $3.75.
Boys Storm King Boots,
sizes 8 to e. $4.25.
SECOND FLOOR
Evening star., 1923-12-14
A Suite of !.
Doll Furniture
S3.05

Bureau, dressing table and
chiffonier to match that
would make an attractive
addition to dollie's house. .
Doll Beds, : complete with
mattress and pillows, $1.95 to
x.95.
White Furniture for every
room in the doll house.
Chairs, rockers, swings, high
chairs, beds and cradles. 19c'
to Sz.z5.
Books for All Ages
Linen books with bright
colored pictures for the tiny
tot, fascinating story books,
and almost grown-up books
for the larger boy and girl.
I0c to $40.
Evening star., 1923-12-14

In d / q n Play
Outfits, coat and
trousers, trimmed
with two = color
felt fringes. Long
streamer bonnet
with numerous
b rig h t : colored
feathers. 4 to II.
Evening star., 1923-12-14
0ys' Gifts at SI.95

Cowboy Play
Outfits, shirt and
trousers lie a t h
erette trimmed.
Hat to match.
rope, lariat, hand
k e r c h i e f, belt,
holster and pistol.
q to II.
Evening star., 1923-12-14
Warm and Dainty Gifts
for the Little Tot

TF you want to be
u really practical, there
are many warm and
cozy things you may give
the wee little tot. Or if
YOU think he is far too
dainty for anything but
a pretty novelty, you may
choose many of them,
too.
Ribbon Novelties, includ-
ing carriage straps, trinket
boxes, safety pin cases, coat
and dress hangers, carriage
clamps and carriage bows. !.
soc to $2.95.
HOt-water Bottles. hand
painted. S1.z5.
Wicker Wardrobes, with
four baskets. $I0!bO.
Blankets for crib. bassi
nette or carriage. Sizes 30x
40 and 36x52. SI.5O to $3.50.
,URGH & BROTHER
Evening star., 1923-01-01

exquisite model and full flare capes. IS inches
long, with squirrel band collar: matched skins for
merly S395.
Stout Size Coats, IS inches long handsome pelts
huge collars and cuffs of natural skunk formerly S45
| Wrap sef-trmmed superb fu-furred pelts; Is
inches long: distinctive model; regularly Sis
very fine northern catch pelts soft and fluffy;
40 inches long; formerly $495.
| Wrap kolnsk band collar; 40 inches long: fine,
full-haired matched pes late model: formerly S405.
Evening star., 1923-01-01

self trimmed full flare models, 40 inches long; well
matched pelts; formerly $3.50
Coat with soft beaver collar and cuffs; 40 inches
long; selected pelts; formerly S275.
+ full flare model coats. 40 inches long, with huge
collars and cuffs of selected natural skunk dark gray
squirrel; formerly $3.50
5 Capes self-trilnmed; AZ inches long: full sweep
models: perfectly matched pelts; formerly $375.
I Stout, 45-inch Coats, sef-trimmed; skllfulfy
matched and choice pelts; formerly S3o5.
Evening star., 1923-01-01
1877
s2O6@se
s262=:se
81 SO
s2975:se

s$; @;:: :, ss:''; ); ): $ @ s187se
inches long; formerly $3.50.
Caracui SeIf-trimmed VIZ X.l5
Coat. 40 inches long; for IOO=
mery $245.
Caracui Coats, 40 inches S1/1
long, with huge skunk collar " -
and cuffs; fine model; for AOA
merry $3.50.
caracui Coat, handsome S111 IN
45-inCh model; selected taupe & .JO
fox collar and cuffs; FORMER OOA
ly $3.50.
..bs: ssp:ss isas cs5.es ;s. s.;, Cape ,t s s4125o
mery $3.50
Coates: ss'tss tsa .ss: ss: sss:s; ss,s::; s258ee
$345.
IScotch Mole Cape, full. sweep 9/hh
ing model formerly $355. AOO
Jap Mink Wrap, tail trimmed, SAn/
soft matched pelts; formerly /4n
$3o5. NV
nj. ss:,: :s:.:.e st;tst s;,;ss ;;t-''"- s146=se
Evening star., 1923-01-01

Offering Savings of $50 Very Fine and Handsome
Furs for Sports, Afternoon and Euening Wear
Coats -Capes-Wraps of Hudson Seal
Evening star., 1923-01-01
Wraps Coats-Capes of Other Furs

French Seal Coats, SELF 20 so
trimmed. 40 inches longs for 10
mcrly 5000, w
Muskrat Coats dark SO .25
matched skins, jo-nch model a.
formerly $3.50
Muskrat Coats, nutria cfn/ rn
shirred collars, 40 inches SNUkkN.0O
long; formerly $l45.00. xOO-
Dark Raccoon Coat, io-:nch III"
sport model: formerly $225., xIV
/ American Opossum Coat. 40 SID. rs
inches long; sports model; for 1sv@
merly $l25
sss'::s 'sses = I'd iss': s r's 4 s1O6se
Sl45.
Russian Pony Coats nutria $40 so
collar; fine, long-wearing sport "a
coats; formerly $l35.
2 Coney Coats, 40-inch mod A.UU
els; belted; formerly $47.50. W.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-26
NAP COST POLICE CAPTAIN
$125 AND GOLD WATCH

ATLANTIC CITY, Dec. 20.--
Christmas for Police Captain sam
uel G. Scott VIII be marred By recoI.
lection OF q thief who several nights
ago relieved him Of $125 and gold
watch and chain, according 20
story heard hero. The captains
badge and gun were not disturbed.
The manner I'm which the robbery
was committed served considerably
TO anger the captain, for, according
10 the story, he was on patrol In
department automobile on Northside
ana was leisurely surveying the
crowds OF holiday shoppers when
sleep overlook him.
When ne awoIxe ana Went 30 look
at his watch and discovered e was
gone. q hurried inventory disclosed
that his wallet also had been taken.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-26

Sally Ann Pitts has ben study
In grand op'ra for a CONSTABLE
time an says she's goin to spring
herself onto the city one ofthese
days. She ought 20 be a howiins
success for she's got the loudest
voice ever hear onto woman.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-26
RADIO
TODAYS
PROGRAM
NAA-Naval Radio Station, Airing
TOMS Meters, C. w. Arc.
$3.50 d. m.-Daily market, grain.
10 n m -Waafhar. FORECAST

NAA-NavaI Radio Station, Airing
t0I1-5,95O Meters, C. w. Arc.
$3.50 p. m.-Daily market. grain.
10 p. m.-Weather FORECAST.
435 Observation-Disclosures
S:45 p. m.-Live stock reports.
10A5 p. m.-Weather report, daily
and Sunday.
g 1925 p. m.-Live stock markets.
lao y. m.-Fruit and vegetable
markets.
1905 p. m.-Weather report, daily
and Sunday.
1850 MeterS-Spark.
IL m. and 10 p. m.--Time signals.
1901 p. m.-Weather report, ship
orders, naval press news.
WRC-RadiO Corporation of Amer
ica-469 Meters.
6:15 D. m.-Instruction in interna-
ttonal code practice by the engineers
OF the Radio Corporation of America.
p. m.-Children's hour by Peggy
Albion.
7:45 p. m.-'The Farm Bureaus
Committee Experience in Europe"
by Gray Silver, Washington repre-
sentative of the American Farm Blu
Feau Federation.
p. m.-SOng recital by Edgar
Perkins, basso.
8:15 p. m.-Violin recital by a
member of Crandall's Metropolitan
Yheater orchestra.
$3.50 p. m.-"Safety in the Opera
don of a Motor Car" by 81 Grogan.
S:46 p. m.-Negro dialect readings
and songs by Mrs. David Kincheloe.
p. m.-Violin recital by Evelyn
Scott.
s:15 p. m.-Piano recital by Burrus
Williams
$50 p. m.-''Kentucl1y, by Rep
resentative David Kincheloe, of Ken
lucky.
S:65 p. m.-Retransmission Of time
signals and weather forecasts
10 p. m.-Concert by the Finckel
Trio.
WCAP-Chesapeake 6 Potomac Tel.
CO.-469 Meters.
Silent.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-12-26
UNCLE EZRA
OBSERVES
BY La Monte Waldron.

Hod Podkins' boy has eloped
with q gal over 10 the junction
an all the wonmen's tongues
hereabouts is goin' like radio.
Polly Pillxins has bought her
q new set Of furs an now she's
hopin' well have a hard winter.
Charlie Fizzer has been taixin,
mail order lessons on q fife for
two months an now he wants to
lead the band down to the VIZ
Iage.
Hen Whitaker is runnin' his fliy.
yer round on four flat tires. says
no rubber trust amt goin' to
git the best Of him if he knows
it.
When / told Eb Browns little
boy that Santa Clause wouldn't
come to see him if he wasn't
good he said: Can the bunk. !"
Children nowadays talks 50 much
slang you don't know what
they're sayin'.
Julyet links has had another
ccnniption fit. Says If she can't
have q new skirt that drags on
the ground she'n refuse to eat
nOthin' an pine right away. /
tell her ma that with the pan.
cake season on Julyet amt got
a chance to do no SIGH thing.
Browns mule has now kicked
in one side OF the town hall an
the village trustees is tallxin' Of
sendin' him away as a danger
OlIs character.
If a gals pa has got some
. money she don't never lack Eel
lers.
Folks In Europe seem to think
that the way to git ont Of debt
is to parade up an down brand
ishin' swords an so forth.
Sally Ann Pitts has ben study
In grand op1ra for a consid.a able
time an says she's goin to spring
herself onto the city one ofthese
days. She ought 20 be a hOwlin.
success, for she's got the Ioudest
voice ever hear onto woman
Village reform society has
found somfhin' else to PICK on.
Now they're gotn'' to try to put
a stop to poplar songs.
! notice that the w1mman which
not long sence was talzin' great
pride in exhibitin' stoclEtnss has
now gone to hidin' aem In long
skirts. You can't never ten what
female persons II gotn1 10 do
ne1f
hear that they're too stylish
TO eat pumlrin pie up 60 the Whit.
tie mansion. but IT'S good enough
for me.