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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-14
Once-Overs
wIvEs-DoN'T BE GRoUCHY

Service Inc)
In homes where is necessary for husbands make
business trips other Cities wives complain and become
grouchy because they not taken along.
Sometimes it is convenient for husband take his wife
with him such trips-usually it is not.
On trips of this kind it necessary for to make
every hour he makes allowance for pleasure he
attends to his business and takes the first home
Some wives cannot understand this
They think that with business trip makes he
to tit certain amount of pleasure resent
not being allowed to enjoy this imaginary privilege
business trip has much to think about on the
way to his destination, much to study.
train ride affords him opportunity to do this he
not compelled to accede the wishes and desires some
other person.
man on business trips should have demands his
time and attention except the business in baud.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-14
By DENNIS O'CONNELL.

OhVeFsal service staff Correspondent.
~ UBLIN, Feb. 12.-Ireland is
rapidly facing bankruptcy.
~ That is the one clear thing
observable in Ireland. In many
OF her towns and cities more than
an eighth Of the population is out
or work. Her industries are at a
standstill. There is not a single
farmer in the country who Is not
selling his stock and crops at n
ruinous figure.
That is the real truth. Six
months of further destruction
and Ireland will not be the
broken, bleeding country that she
is today, but a corpse-killed no,
by the hand of her ancient foe,
but by her own sons.
lreland's railroads are ruined
beyond repair for years to come.
With their ceasing to work the
Hfe-blood of the nation became
stagnate. This was done by the
Republicans, who professed to be
working fer Erin's freedom.
The passage of a single Free
State soldier has not been i'm
peded one hour, l was informed
at the general headquarters Of
the Free State army, since the
rail destruction.
Our troops" said Captain
Smyth, who is in charge of the
transport department, "move from
one town to another as freely as
we could wish them, the only
people who are affected are the
poor. Owing to lack Of transport
foodstuffs have advanced in some
places. 1t is the poor, plain ordi-
nary people who are affected. The
out-ofwork people cannot buy at
the prohibitive figures. There
would be no unemployment: moth
ing but prosperity in Ireland had
De Valera accepted the treaty.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-14
SAP AND SALT
Bert Moses

People appreciate an ounce of
sympathy more than a pound of
truth.
The tendency Of a girl called a
kitten" is to grow up into a
"cat."
The more you haven't got, the
less you are pestered by insur.
ance agents and promoters.
1t takes genius Of a high order
to go into the ministry and come
out Of it with money.
Birds don't build a bigger nest
than they need, which cannot be
said of men when they build
houses.
When a wife is considered a
privilege instead of a possession,
more happiness will be found in
marriage.
We are always more liberal in
giving our moral support to a
thing when there Is no cash come
back to it.
While we all admire regular
he-men. our admiration slows
down when it comes to She
women.
Hez Heck says: Eye hev to
give the devil credit for never
layin' down on his job"
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cate. Inc.
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WORDS FROM
THE OF
WISE MEN

N DING nothing is equivalent
to doing wrong.
Let your practice precede your
precepts.
All great men are to some de-
gree inspired.
He is not poor that has not
much-poor is he that Graves
much.
Home is home, though it be
ever so homely.
Where honor ceases, there
knowledge decreases.
Hopes delayed hang the heart
upon tenter-hooks.
Many a man has cut his throat
with his tongue.
Excess of ceremony shows
want Of breeding.
Where the cause is just, the
small conquers the great.
He that cannot be counseled
cannot be helped.
The mind ought sometimes to
be diverted, that it may return
the better to thinking.
That laughter costs too much
which is purchased by the sacri-
flee of decency and propriety.
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SuOrd and Famine SLelu Them All.

X mr. EDISON is astonshed at the many evidences of
IVI culture discovered in Tutankhamen's tomb
Tutankhamen would be surprised to find Mr.. Edison
Of the many cunning principles and practices in
which the wise men of his court so adept
The lost civilizations not the least We inherited
astronomy mathematics architecture and physics from
ancient intelligence.
But Time nets are full Of broken meshes. Many a
precious slipped through the We cannot
temper bronze We do know how the pyramids
built
And hazy hearsay alone informs us OF that incredible
achievement the Colossus of Rhodes
Men were great and did tremendous things without
leaving footprint mark the ages,
Early history unreliable gossip, inspired by vagrant
rumor and shards of tradition.
does spell the mystery OF the Mayas or tell "nere
the ncas what the mound builders were like
We do that Mesopotamia is the dust OF learned
and magnificent empires and that Persia tatered de-
generate ghost of persisted power. 49,
conquered eternity by recording her genius with
chise and stylus Then she crdmbled into stone neap
But after has staked the earth IN majesty to
die in obscurty.
Strange and mighty kingdoms that spread east and
west are like Phoenca and Sdon, wsps OF legend and
faded patches in the crazy quilt of folk lore . 49,
Sword and famine slew them all Nations ole OF notnmg
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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-14

~ ARIS.-Wireless maids are
the latest of late things in
II Paris.
George Franchette, president Of
the French Society for the Study
of Wireless, has replaced serV-
ants in his home blythe Eiffel
Tower.
At 8 a. m. a wireless wave from
the tower sets off an alarm clock
beside Franchette's bed, opens
the windows and pulls back the
shutters and starts an electric
stove heating his morning cup Of
chocolate, which is automatically
controlled so that it never boils
over.
Official time is given him by
wireless controlled clocks in all
rooms, doors are opened by but
tons, the controlling force Of
which are waves from the Eiffel
Tower. and every evening Mon
sieur Franchette gets the days
news from a wireless receiver as
he is seated at dinner.
Next winter, he says, he is
going to heat his house by wire.
less.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-14
United States Ships Rot at Docks.

Many authorities the contrary it is true nevertheless that
cousins The British, have of humor. Right
they having grand little laugh the expense of Uncle
Sam he represented by members Of national lega
ture.
Our statesmen have been engaged for several months
argument often desltoy occasionally vigorous the
subsidy This bill is designed place American
sells footing equal those of England they may
compete with British merchant ships in carrying American
goods abroad and in bringing the wealth of other nations
this country.
Certain of statesmen of them perhaps sincere
others merely talking for home consumption aloud against
the BILL calling assault upon
Treasury.
And meanwhile with American ships rotting their docks
highlands merchant goes bthely on bringing the
worlds trade to Britain, mplanting itself and
FIRMLY in position where for decades may be said
OF the maritime that Britannia the
Cant you hear British cousins chucke?
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-14
Mirror For Drop Curtain.

An English theater has a drop
curtain consisting of a large
mirror in which the entire audi
ence can be seen from any seat
in the house.
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Edison Also OUerLOOks Some Bets.

CUCCESS builds it's leaders Of the mbers Of failure
- Abandoned research the richest field for science
Every tool and rule is another key for hith
erto hopeless problem.
Sir Oliver Lodge predicted rain would be made and fog
dsspated by aeroplane. He had the notion but not the
plane.
All invention is relay The sidings of research
filled with interrupted trains Of study waiting to
switch back the track Of development.
Even Mr.. Edison doesn't always carry through. His
spider imagination spun artificial silk years ago. He threw
it aside msfit because it wasn't the lamp fament
he after Sir William Crookes wasn't the only
to overlook gold mine in his laboratory.
Experiment never exhausts it's field.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-14
What's The GentIen,nn's Name?

THE $25O,0OO offer made to Mrs. Thomas B. Winter
/ of Minneapolis, to lobby certain bill through
Congress is a matter to investigate.
The lady claims to have many friends who spurned
similar propositions She somewhat vague and reticent
however in furnishing details.
The high of duty that bids her warn the
country predictions interests should inspire her to
pose the and the game of her tempter.
Few things important than knowledge Of pend
ing profitable their engineers that they
afford to give twice what Standard Oil pays its president
and just for bit of legislative help.
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Little Enough For Such Jobs.

CENATOR La Follette's committee finds eleven big
- Standard Oil officials guilty of salaries ranging from
fifty to hundred and twenty-five thousand dollars.
Little enough for such jobs.
Lots of automobile distributors make than that
The percentage many advertising appropriation
ceeds Chairman Bedford's pay.
National Cash Register statesmen often have thousand
dollar weeks The late Harry Rosen's income life
insurance agent, easily quarter of a million.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-14
Wireless Waves
Act as Maids

~ ARIS.-Wireless maids are
the latest of late things in
paris
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-02-14
IRELAND FACING BANKRUPTCY
BECAUSE OF CIVIL WAR

Railroads Ruined, Factories at Standsti and Thousands
Suffering For Bare Necessities of Life.
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HI UNGER MAY YET
TAKE A HAND IN
THE GAME


= Uss1AN peasants are eating bread made of chaff
N sawdust and offal Some of them eating their
neghbors.
Wolves leaving the empty north woods and de-
scendng upon md-Western cities big pack is within
fifty miles Of Chicago.
Herds of deer have invaded Nyack, New York They
browse in the CUTTERS feed from garbage pals and
Craze in the town cemetery.
Hemmng and having cabinets advised to consider
these three bits.
Famine fears nothng-it is the supreme fear.
Starving beasts Of prey and prey of beasts alike
grow desperate when empty bellies drive.
God help the world the hungry hordes of Europe rise
in their might and come bread hunting.
KenlnL Wants More Cannon Fodder.
r THE Anatolan assembly has introduced law requiring
all subjects to at twenty-five and have children
at regular threeyear intervals Thus in decades
subjects will increase from eight to fortyeight millions
One of Mustapha Kemals ideas He's running out of
fodder.
But population can't be increased by legislation Subsidy
and compuson ineffective against the Law of Mathus
which holds all breeding subject to the positive and pre-
ventive checks of human pervers and natural disaster
Only peace and plenty repopuate Turkey. While
she and wastes she II want and wther
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17
COUNTY FAIR TO GIVEN BN
COUNCIL. OF JEWISH WOMEN.

The Council of Jewish Women arc
always ready in extending their aid
TO all and every philanthropy and for
this reason need the cooperation of
the public. Money must be- raised. \
novel and unique affair will be- given
on the 10th of February ut the Audi
iorium This County Fair. will be a
surprise 10 all. Absolutely no chances
TO he SodS Each ticket sold. and ut
least 10000 must he sold. will admit
and at the same time give the BEARER
Il chance on beautiful chest Of silver.
Rogers IS41 design. \ Hamilton watch
will he given to the man selling the
greater number of tickets. a white gold
wrist watch to the lady. a three piece
ivory set to the girl and n watch to
the boy. There will he numerous sur
prises in store after entering the audi
iorium. The Council anticipates doing
many worthy things with the money
raised by this county fair. They will
establish Il free clinic ut the Beth
Israel Hospital and Home. and So
cial Center ut oath and Curtis synagog.
Give the Council your cooperation and
by 50 doing you will be helping the
needy
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17
In .Memoriam

In sad and loving memory of our
beloved Father Phillip ]. Levitt who
brcathed his last Il year ago. January
IL. 1922.
Father Dear just one year ago.
We held you in fond embrace.
When a beastiy sickness came and
summoned you
Our acking hearts and silent tears
attest We miss you these days.
The year Just has seemed n score
Your fatherly care and advice gone.
but to MS royal.
We have tried to carry out your last
request
Kadish. and your rest place beside
mother We have been royal.
Sadly missed by his Sons DIR. Louis
Levitt. Max Levitt and daughter. Mrs.
Augusta Cohen. Cheyenne. Wyo.
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17
THE DENVER LODGE NO. 254
INDEPENDENT ORDER BIRTH
SHOLOM.

The Denver Lodge No. 254 Inde
pendent Order Birth Sholom is arrang
ing a banquet and grand concert in
honor of its 18th anniversary. in or
der to promote good fellowship among
its members. This affair will take
place Sunday, January 21st at the La
bor Lyceum. 1859 Julian All members
of this lodge are cordially invited.
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17
BETH ISRAEL HOSPITAL AND
HOME SOCIETY.

3Ir. l.. Sapirstein of Colorado Springs
Colorado. and Mr.. A. Tannenbaum of
this city, were kind enough to visit the
Moshav Zkanin Beth Ha Medrosh on
December so. 1922, and
brought with them number Of their
friends on the occasion of the
of the latter's son. Mr.. H.
who was recently married
to Mr.. Sapirstein's daughter. These
good people donated literally towards
the support of the Beth Israel Hospital
and Home Society. The following is a
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17
A. A. e. CLUB.

A regular meeting of the A. A. e.
club washeld last Sunday afternoon at
the community center. At this meet
ing the newly elected officers were in
stalled Plans were discussed for sew
cral public affairs which will be an
nounced later.
After the meeting the members en-
joyed dinner given by the club in
officers
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17

For the good of the economic devel-
opment" of Russia, Jewish workers are
urged in resolutions adopted at a con-
ference of the Jewish cOmmissaries at
day of rest.
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17
Thing. to Think About
By Milton M. Schayer

Speaking of 1900 Americans, some
delicate questions are raised. for In
stance. Alex Black takes his pen in
hand and suggests: 1T is an nnfor-
aivablc awkwardncss to indicate tho
fact that we are all imported. that tho
Pilgrims fathers were foreigners to Il
mnn. Evidently II is an impolitenesS
to wonder when the foreigner stopped
being new blood and began to he scum. "
wonder IL our politicians have not
taken literally Charles Lambs advise
to those who hold public jobs. He said {:
IF Il man gets to work late, he should
snuar re the matter by leaving early"
My idea of an able man. is one who
not only secs an opportunity hut real
lies it by converting that opportunity
into an actual condition. under which
mon live and prosper.
FOR LADIES ONLY:
Upon the Margaret Morrison Car
negic Building in Pitshurg, woman's
work is outlined thus:
TO make and inspire the home:
To lessen suffering and increase hap
pincss: --.
To aid mankind in lis upward Strug-
gle:
To cnnOblc and adorn lifc's work,
however humble.
These are woman's high pcrogativcs."
II is respectfully suggested this par
agraph he cut out and pasted on part of
the glass of your vanity case. where
you will sec 1t many times n day.
A visitor to southern pcnitentiary
met an old acquaintance. Il cOlored
sport. Well. lack" he said Il am
surprised to see you here, what did y"n
do:"
'.Missur Joe. it was this way. I got
into ruckus. wild cullOd hoy in
Memphis. and leaned crowbar
against his head, and that cullod boy
went and laid down and died.
Il suppose said the inquisitor. they
tried you for murder and sent you up
for life"
No. sir. Missur Joe. not for life I;
jest from now on
\ lot of us get into ''ruckuscs," lean
verbal crowbars on the hearts and feel
ings of many. who Immediately there
after join the ranks Of those who will
knock" us II not for life from now
on" ifa
If our quick tongues were just u lit
tie slowrr. wi could lean "crowbar''
against them that would stiffcn their
back bone in our favor as well as limit
the .'ruckuses'' we get into and add one
TO or liniitsl number OF friends.
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17
NOTICE TO READERS.

Owing to the absence of the editor
of the Denver Jewish News, this past
week, due to a slight accident, the
paper did not contain all necessary
items of news. Many important items
were omitted. We trust our read
prS will pardon the omission
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17
JUNIOR COUNCIL.

The Junior Council will hold an open
meeting for friends on Tuesday, jan
nary %. at s 80 p. M, at the B. NJ. II.
Synagog. A very interesting and en-
tertaining program has been arranged.
after which an informal dance will be
held. A most cordial invitation has
been extended to all.
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17
PARENT-TEACHERS' ASSOCIATION
OF CHELTENHAM SCHOOL.
Presidents Letter.


l trust that our parents will read
carefully the report which our secre-
tary makes of the meeting held at the
Cheltenham School. January 10, 1923.
J Please note especially the kind of ac-
tivities in which We propose to engage.
These alone make Il rather full pro-
gram. however hope thar each mcms
ber will be free to make any suggestion
which will help our organization to bet
ter serve our community.
Mr.. Cluxton says that every parent
present was there to help in any way
possible. to solve the difficult problems
ahead OF us, and that the report from
members who could not attend were
more than encouraging.
Surely this excellent beginning has
placed our organization on IA firm basis
and we can hope that the remaining
meetings of the year will accomplish
great good.
Please remember our next meeting.
Wednesday. February II. 1929. BE
fre to make suggestion TO me and to
our program committee.
MRS. BEN PERLMuTTER.
President.
Cheltenham Parent-Teachcrs Assn.
\ very interesting and enthusiastic
meeting of the Parent-Tcachcrs' Asso-
citation was held at the Cheltcnham
School. Wednesday. January 10. 1923
Mrs Belle Perlmutter was elected pres
ident for the coming year. Various
committees were appointed. who will
take charge of all affairs, both business
and social. The chief aim will be TO
concentrate all effort beneficial to tho
children OF the school and to obtain the
cooperation of all parents. Among the
important suggestions made at this
meeting. and upon which Mr.. Cluxton
urges special attention, are the follow
ing:
(A) To arouse interest in the Open
Air school.
OBJ To aid the school in dispensing
milk to the underweight children.
(C) Proper care of the teeth and
general health of the children of the
community.
Mr.. BassOw was an interesting speak
er urging mothers to give special atten-
tion to the diet of their children as
there are n number of under nOurished
children due to the lack of proper diet.
Miss Embury. who has charge of the
Open-Afr school, also spoke interest
ingly in regard to the proper diet. rest,
and amusement of the child. She de-
plored the tuberculosis situation among
children which is unnecessary. The
+. r. A. of this community has mem
bership of 1O5. The noble work of this
association should have the cO-opera-
ton of every parent of this commun-
ity. The next meeting is called foy
Wednesday, February IA. 1923 at 3:1!,
p m, at the Cheltenham School. and
We urge that oil parents bend their cf-
forts to attend. Refreshments and en-
tertainment.
MRS. SARAH SINGER,
Rpporter for p II A
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17
Want Advertisements
BIG OPPORTUNITY for on energetic

BIG OPPORTUNITY for ON energetic
person with small capital Am look
ing for an associate in an established
agency business with wonderful pros
poets for the future. Experience not
necessary. but n Willingness to learn
and work hard is essential to make n
success. This is business for the
worker and not for the speculator.
Write =. o. Box 1884, Denver. 1t.
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17
PHILIP +. ZINN

Mr.. Philip =. Zinn, connected with
teen years as auditor has resigned and
is now associated with his father and
brother in the West Dener Coal Co.,
pogo West Colfax avenue.
Mr.. Zinn has lived nearly all his life
in Denver, has host of friends and
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17

has always shown conspicuous inter-
est in Jewish activities. Although he
has been silently connected for the last
three years with the West Denver Coal
Co, he was not an active member, but
from now on he will devote himself to
the service of any patrons, and each
and every one will receive good service
personally from Mr.. Zinn, who is now
Coal Co.
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17
HOLY BROTHERHOOD
(-~,s-S-SS7\

Members of the Chebra kadisha Of the
b. NJ. II. Congregation wish to an
nOunce if anyone desires their services,
they call on Mr.. l.. Wandel, Pres. Tele-
phones York 266l-J. and Main $40. II.
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17
PERSONAL

Jewish intelligent man. healthy.
good character. middle aged wishes to
correspond with lady. reason matri-
mony. Details by mail, box 10 Den
yer Jewish News. 17-2t.
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17

FOR RENT-Light airy large front
room rent reasonable. breakfast if
desired one block from car line. South
737S-R. 1t.
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17

wANTED-Mnn with car to sell com
plete line low priced Tires aud Tubes.
$4,000 per week and expenses. Ster-
lingworth Tire Co., Sterling, Z. Liver
pool, Ohio. 1t.
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17
Local NeUs

Mr.. Cecil Aklovitz departed for FL
PaSo, Texas, and takes tbiS means OF
bidding his friends good bye.
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17

The management of the Beth Israel
Hospital and Home Society takes this
means of thanking all the above donors
for their friendship and cooperation.
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17
REMEMBER THIS!

Our Jewish newspaper is
strengthened the cause of
Judaism. In the last analysis
this work is made possible be-
cause of our advertisers.
Patronize them. And be
sure to mention the Jewish
News"
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17

MIR. David Harris left this week for
u three weeks trip Ia Los Angeles and
san Fraucsco
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17

The bonus bill alternately receives
the o. X. on the one cheek and the
X. o. on the other.
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17

The Raymond Realty Co. have the pleasure to an
nounce that Max Lackner who born and raised in
Denver associated himself with the above firm in the
selling of Real Estate and Insurance and Real Estate
Loans We are proud to have him with and we feel he
deserves YOUR patronage.
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17

FOR RENT-One neatly furnished
room. 1414 Lowell Blvd. c. 3565-J. 1t
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17

IN ihc Skinner High School faith
rr'S Council has been organized. THIS
council is thc outgrowth of the Parent
Teacher. association but is distinctly
N fathers organization which Will NV"
Experienced help 10 boys problems. 1t
is hoped all Denver schools VIII or
sani.s, like cuunscls.
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17

The regular meeting Of the Hab
Rash took place sunday night at the
home ur Earl Nmdon
The Denver Jewish news., 1923-01-17

Mr.. Aaron Sapcro from San Fran
cisco who spent several days III inc
city. a guest ut the Brown departed
Friday for Cleveland. Mr.. Sapcro Is
II cooperative market expert and was
called here by the invitation Of Cover
nor Sweet for legislative measures.