The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-07-03
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OUR BOY REPORTER

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after the papers out today an get the charges then
make noise like mowin mashne ritin them out Mister
Gibbons he told her he horned IN Missouri an Nell SEQ
well it amt nothn in my little life you wus horned an
he sed we'll ddn but what it because wus
about the time Nell sed that well CESS
when horned gettn reddy to graduwae from
high school Mister Gibbons sed April fooled smarty ddn
get threw high school had gosh darn hard time getn
threw 9Th grade Nobuddy wus hurt
Jim dash
CESS pretty near evrybuddy in Mister
Harding yesddy wch he'd presdun of the T. States wich
the country tell about the Zig of MUSEUMS agen No
buddy hurt.
Mister F. Howard witch he'd chee of peece thanked
for rite up bout for dogs last Thursday sed it
brought bacon Bacons part of pig My Mother
wont eat no bacon nothin witch is pig
jim dash
Mrs. James Lindsay an Irene Seller and Mrs Herman Mile
man an Inez all here to Nels Mother Nell also
Nels Mothers Alice wch petter than Nell because
Alice sounds like sumthn Nell sounds like sumthin else
Nell that self don't if they reashuns To
Nell mean CESS Nell her Mother' be trapesn up to
Boise pretty soon to see them
jim dash
Mrs F. NJ Breshears up Moscow to the Gradu-
washuns Moscow's in Rusha Also But nobuddy don't grad
uwate there they get decapitated. The cheef sed
Jim dash
Elaine Wheeler graduwated up Moscow her other
an Mother went up its big for girls when
they graduate an get married My Mother sed So
Jim desh
The Chutawkers cummn July 18th Doth so You better get
ticket witch makes cheeper laf sides
Ng POOn worth the the hull
my Ant sed witch him in s. Francisco he's
from China talks English o. States esses pie so
don't forget bout seen him issen to him good Alice
hrode also evrbuddy likes her wants her to stay
there when she to a town. Wich she don't
jim dash
Mister j. R. Thorne wch is he'd manidger for Mister Ford
autos told other he don't talk pocks bout Mister
Ford bein presidunt
Jim dash
Mister R. H. Cornell up to Central Coves got strawer
berry pach witch cash customer
olol oHpi&a hot had
with Srawerbery short cake eatn them also
If you eat two mey they make rash out your face
an neck Nell sed Nell Wilson She don't much
of nothn She's dietin she sed.
jim dash
Mrs B. G. Davis up Wilder had sumbuddy vIsitin her
wich she is ant of from Boise but forget her
jim dash
Mister L. n Smith here witch lives Notus Ny fother
named Smith Iowa also but he spells Smyth
It's all the family jess the only the Smyh got mad
the Smiths sumthn Ennyhow my fother all
what it Nobuddy wus hurt.
jim dash
Gosh I'm glad omorrer is holiday. The cheef
wash the wnders tomorrer but wont be open
ha to- He sed they gttn dngey people look in
Mister Gibbons sed its good thing because Nell won't be
able to look out give the onest to evbudy wch
their hand to her of them forgt all bout
what she doin Nell she sed is that So
Jim dash
Mister Jimmie Stotts here wch used to work for
he News up Boise the loop Hes workn for the game
e of the Its CRATE game he told The newspaper
he men He asst if going to stick to it an told
i'm to asst Mister Gibbons.
jim dash
asst Mister T. Hurt how did the chckn meetin out
he sed witch chicken do you sed the Mister
Moores the he'd of he sed well every things hunky doy
the show they gon to take CHICKENS the
how.
Jim dash
Mister j. s. Harrington witch he'd chairman for the oins
for the tn of July dons ed the horse acns gon
the best They gon to have contest for adys
irving males also foher told Mother to git in but
don't think she will because she sed her tired don the
ashn Monday but he wood git her washn machine if
the she will He dident say he wood don't CESS
he will gon to git to git in the pie ean contest Its
asy the deuce pies fast Only cherry pie takes