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San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-26

~ arthur Nl'l HIS VAL az NV
= to the Rotivcs Luncheon Group =
.. at the Woman's Club ut l. 80 .
Z Fridag. :.
:,
! !. :. = !. :. :. :. :. = = :: = = :
! DR.. and Mrs. William Nc>bit en-
,ertained about 80 guests with one
ot the delightfully."- informal parties ot
ibe season at their home Oh Mlstle-
Toe avenue complimenting their guests.
Prof. and Mrs. George Swan oil
Boston. The guest list consisted maln-
~ of civil engineers and their wives
Professor Swain is tho head OF the
engineer dcnartmont Of Harvard. The
attractive home was effectively deco
tated with wild flowers making a
colorfnl background. Mrs. Peter Nc
Dali Heating tMary Aubrey OF Phl!-
sdelnhia gave several solos. Prot'
And Mrs. George SwaiG have been
beautifullv entertained daring their
visit. with numerous informal affairs
Among their hosts are Mr. and Mrs
a. w. johnson. Col. and Mrs. Bur
cess. Mrs. Polfrey. Mr.. and Mrs
Willis Rannoy.
stDr. and Mrs. NeSb.t. Prof. and
Mrs. George Swain Of Boston and
Kenneth Winner motored IN the Medina
lake Thursday TO spend the afternoon
at the Winners country lodge.
Y y y
Miss punkic Maverick and Miss
Marion Bal. students of the I'M
rersity Of Texas. spent tn last week
end in Waco where they were The
guests Of Miss Hester Foster.
= - = -
Miss Nora Houston of F.oreSviI.c
is the guest OF Mrs. Rose Walker
Kennedy for several days.
Y y y
. The recently elected directors Of tho
Catholic Women's Association met
"Wednesday afternoon at The aSSocla-
zion building for the election Of off
cers. The following were elected
Miss Anna r. Kelly president Mrs
Werrell Bartlett. first vice president;
Mrs. H. +. Rice, second vice -presl-
dent: Mrs. !. r. Davis. third vice
president; Mrs. Henry Burns. Se'ro-
isry: Mrs. L. B. Randall, treasurer.
Dhe first meeting Of the new direc-
tiers will he held at 3 o'clock Tuesday,
NAV Q, at the association building.
- - -
The officers Of the san Antonio
Chspter. Order Of the Eastern Star.
had a matinee party Thursday after
noon at the Palace TEeater.
Y y -
: The first initiation Of the Phi Zeta
Chi Sorority took place al the home
of the president, Dorothy Rockmann.
She was ably assisted by Miss Esther
Small. sccretarys and Miss Vera Wig
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-26

A minimum charge
to cover insurance is
made in addition to a
nominal Gle an i &
charge-all of which
you do not pay until
you need the garments.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-26

l was alllng and
couldbarely do my
house work and
washing l was so
rundown, jus t
from having one
child. l took a lot
of medicines and
had doctors. Then
/ gave them all up
and took Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound
and | feel wonder
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-26
SOCIAL CALENDAR

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San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-26

V1sltor--What DOES the chaplain 10
here? Freshman-Oh. he gets up I'm tho
chapel every morning, looks over tho
student body. and then prays for the col
lege.-Lehigh Burr.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-26
MARRIED Is YEARS
Denmark's Royal Family Celebrate:
Silver Wedding.
BY the Associated Press.

Copenhagen. April 26.-The silver
wedding anniversary of King Chris
tian and Queen Alcxandrine was cele-
bratcd today at the Frendensborg
castle where 80 and 40 years ago
nearly all the crowned heads of Eu-
rope were accustomed to gather around
the picturesque figure of "Europes
fathcr-in-laY.'
Here for the festivities. were King
! lakon, Queen Maud end Crown
Prince Olaf Of Norway; Prince
Waldemar. King Christians brother,
who has been spending some time in
London: Queen AlCxandrine's sister,
the former crown princess of Ger
many. and her children the Duke and
Duchess of Cumberland, and many
other personages.
Although the guests spent the day
amid the sylvan charms of Frrndens-
borg, 90 miles north of this city. the
king and queen motored here TO receive
at the Amalicnborg palace the vari-
GUS deputations who called to offer
congratulations and to bring anniver-
sary gifts.
\ banquet will be held this evening
at Frcdcnsborg castle for the royal
guests. the chiefs of the foreign lega-
tions and other notables.
San Antonio light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1911-1993, 1923-04-26
WoMAN'S HEALTH
RESTORED
She Claims Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound Did ltAfter
Everything Else Failed

Milwaukee, Wis. 81 feel that I
ought to let you know about my case.
, 1923-07-25
LOWER SAGE E

Erna Horner and Dorothy Siddle
called on Mrs. v. F. Rotter Thursday
afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Richie recalled at Nc
Laughlin's Friday afternoon.
Mrs. Jim Milsted and children of
Cody spent Sunday with Mrs. H. F.
Bates.
Edward Black spent Sunday with
Jean Siddle.
Ralph Kelly Of Burlington is stay
ing with John Mclaughlin for the
present.
Alice Bates is spending a few days
with Nina Nilsted Of Cody.
Jake and Carl Harding left Monday
for the Park and on to their home at
Eden, Idaho.
Jess Homer called at the Bates
home SUNDAY.
Mr. and Mrs. henry Chase and
Miss Edith Johnston Of Cody spent
Sunday at McLaughlins.
Margaret Milsted Of Cody is visit
ing Irene and Francis Bates.
Nj. and Mrs. L. Ebert Mr.. and Mrs.
G. A. Ebert visited with Fred Ebert
and family Sunday.
, 1923-07-25
lmong all who came into contact with

among all who came into contact with
him.
Many of his experiences linger in
the current lingo of the west, as for
example his name of inviting stran-
gers to his ranch, "Come over to my
ranch and I'll treat you in the most
hostile manner" He was wont to ex-
press his affection to anyone who be-
came endeared to him in some such
manner as, 81 love you harder than
a mule can kick"
AS his fame spread during later
years OF his life Eaton received thou
sands Of invitations to visit friends in
the east. who regarded his as the
very prototype Of the picturesque
wild west. Some Of these invitations
were accepted and he even became
known in the great un-western hotels
Of Fifth Avenue. But always his
heart was out in the Rockies. The
trails that he rode were friendly trails,
and the honor now being conferred
upon him would doubtless inspire his
deepest gratitude. Throughout his
lifetime Eaton very frequently visited
Yellowstone park, and it is doubly
appropriate that this park should pre-
serve his memory to posterity.-Thr-
mopolis Independent
, 1923-07-25

Totai- % A4.fo
which County Warrants or Certificates of Indebtedness Have Been Issued
STATEMENT OF OUTSTANDING INDEBTEDNESS OF COUNTY
Court house and Jail bonds $19,000O0
Certificates of indebtedness 100000
Gross Debt of the County $ 100000
, 1923-07-25

Pulling trains day after day is very
hard on locomotives. More than a
fourth of the locomotives in the
freight service are either in the ten
CINE hospital" or awaiting their turn
to go there.
, 1923-07-25
HOW TO
BEET TONNAGE

Normally over one-half of the tonnage of beets harvested
isproduced during the next two months.
The next six weeks of the growing season is probably the
most important period from the standpoint of adding ton
mage to the beet crop.
OF course in order to get a maximum growth during this
time all previous work must have been done properly. But
If now the beet field is not free from weeds, remove them at
once
And do not allow the crop to suffer for moisture. Sugar
beets use more water during August than during any like
period OF the growing season.
Allowing for rains and differing conditions in various To-
caiities, the best irrigation practice for high yields call for
frequent irrigations (as often as the beets show need of
water) and not too heavy applications.
Keep the cultivator going as long as it does not destroy
the beet foliage.
The highest tonnage results from furnishing the beet
plant a continuous optimum growing condition throughout
the season. On the whole, this ideal also tends to increase
the sugar content. ri.
a ton or two per acre more beets at harvest time, due TO
extra care of the crop for the balance of the season, will
help to make up for the unfortunately low prices of other
farm products.
, 1923-07-25

There is no traffic in the streets of
Seville, Spain, during Holy Week. All
the inhabitants are imbued with a
deep spirit Of reverence which per-
mits of no secular activity on these
solemn days.
, 1923-07-25

THE STATE OF WYOMING, County of Park, IS.
IT is HEREBY CERTIFIED that the foregoing is n true and complete
Abstract Statement of the receipts and disbursements of the County of Park
in the State Of Wyoming from December 31st, 1922, to and including June
Both, 1928, and the cost of maintaining the government of the said County.
evidenced by warrants and certificates of indebtedness issued in payment of
Indebtedness incurred during said time, and further that the statement of
Indebtedness of the County lis true and correct; all evidenced by reports filed
with the Board of County Commissioners by the County Treasurer and
County Clerk.
Witness my hand as Chairman of the Board of the County Commissioner
.atteSed by the County Clerk this Ord day of July A. d. 1928.
ATTEST +. T.. Markham,
tSEAL) Chairman of the Board of the County Commissioners
Pro Tem-James W. Rousseau, County Clerk
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02
RADIO RAGTIME'
I'M LouDMoUTH

I'm LOUDMOUTH.
Hell. Cinders, old topper.
- How are you. Ashes?
Better than that.
What have you today?
Some pips. boy som pips.
All right, shoot your pips.
Righto. "Why did the lamb
and duck get into the circus and
not the pole cat?"
''The duck got cause he had
Q BILL, the lamb got in for he
had fore QUARTERS but they
wouldn't let the pole cat in cause
ne had only a SCENT"
Zowie. you guessed that pronto
and ! sure thought I had you
stuck.
Think again boy. think again.
Shoot.
why isn't it good taste to Dor.
row around Eastern"
Cause its LENT"
""WhaBs the first thing a man
does when he comes out of a
speak-essy?"
Goes back again.
That's all. You nabbed 'em all.
Some nabber, boy, some nabber.
Come again.
ri tune in on you any time.
Do.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02
DiplomacY

HSYs. oats-why, Mira. Van Doo-
ale, did you see what o dirty.faeed
little boy your Rollo IL playing
with?
Mrs. Van D. Cooking anxiously
out Of the window)-oh, that's all
right. That's the coal dealers
little boy. =
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02
Flapper Fairy Tales.

Misunderstanding, won't you
play one Of your new pieces on
the piano for me?
Georgetts-I'm awfuily sorry,
Ludwig. but father is taking a
nap in his room and I couldn't
bear to disturb him after he has
worked 20 hard all day.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02
A Poor Gambler.

Noah was q clever man,
He built a great big ark;
And at other sports, they say
The old boy was a shark.
But at the game Of poker
He was left far far behind;
He never won a pot, because
He only had two Of Q kind.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02
Dirty Work

Maid-There IL a man at the
back door, sir. says he must see
you personally, sir. He has some
thing hidden under his raincoat,
sir.
Master-Oh, yes: all right.
Show him into the cellar. I'll he
down at once.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

I don't believe that the poee[
who said that music hath charms
ever lived next door to a finale
hopper who was trying to playrx
jazz oA q saxophone.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

don't believe that the man
who invented patent collar but
tons ever wore one in his life.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

NAney-What makes you think
that Clarice is a duFnbeil7
ClAhoy-ghe thinks that Mary
Garden 10 q cabaret.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

believe that the best way to
pass a bonus bill would be to put
a tax on bootleggers.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

I don't believe the guy who said
he was never late to work was al
janitor.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

I don't believe that my landlord
will be able to go to Europe this
winter because Of the high cost
Of living. In fact, don't think
he will be able to spend more
than three or four weeks at Palm
Beach.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

Iron shirts may be wonderful
invention, but who wants to put
his chest In jailf
Copyright. 1898, by King Features
Syndicate, Inc
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

An optimist il z man who !,
stands at the head Of q crooked !.
road and sees q light ahead. A
pessirnist is the man who blows it
out. !.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

The English laundries are sup
posed to do any necessary repair
Aag. They probably send 1t to q
Blacksmith shop every time 1t
needs new buttons sewed on 1t.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

Would You call the French. :
army in the Ruhr district an
army Of coal drivers? =
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02
CRACKLINGS
By Les ConIxlin.

r BELIEVE that a man is
foolish to take out an iasur4 !
: ance policy. If he makes it,.
out in favor Of his wife, his days
are numbered. IF he makes lt,s
out In some one else's favor he
will never get any peace until hesa
changes it.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

Eddy Kett says never to put !.
your feet up on the table. 1t
ruins good shoeshine.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

He-Where IL the cashier, gone
Cor q rest?
she--No. to avoid one.-Aw-
gwan.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

Vernon, the BoIsheviks mouse,
has an idea Of putting dresses on
all cats to make them afraid Of /.
him.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

A pessimist is also a. columnist.
who can't make an epigram on an
optimist.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

Since girls are taking to wear
ing knickers seriously IT must be
an awful blow to the wind.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

An Arab il forbidden to touch !
wine or use tobacco. A sheik
isn't as much Of = cut-up as We
thought.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

Able, mein son, Wy for you go
der shtairs up two at q time?
To save Inein shoes. fader.
Veil, be careful you don't shplit
your pantz. -Awgwan,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

And the hand laundries no doubt
iron il with a sledge hammer.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

And It would be very annoying
to be run over by a street car
and then have to so to a foundry
TO get the dents taken out Of
your bosom.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

You undoubtedly have to put it
on with q cold ci1isel and take it
off with an acetylene torch.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

Some folks have such swelled
heads that they could use Niagara
Falls for q shower bath. +
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

The tin collars should be very
practical: the only thing Is you'd
have to take them off with = can
opener.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

The advice to ''picix up thy bed
and walk" il scarcely practical in
an apartment house bedroom. 2
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

A New York book collector
leaves = milIion-dollar estate. Evil
IDENTIFY there were q few hank
books in his collection.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

Still, Judging from the way
some men soil their shirt fronts,
they ought to be manufactured
out of pig iron.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02
Medbury
Says
By John p. Medbury.
WHOLESALE h ouse ii

London is now MANUFACTURE
- - ing a 'laundry-proof" shirt.
This is q good idea, but shirt
made out of cast iron must be
awfully uncomfortable to wear.
They didn't give the formula
but the front IL probably made
out Of steel with tin collars and
concrete cuffs.
Still, Judging from the way
@crne men soil their shirt fronts,
they ought to be manufactured
out of pig iron.
You undoubtedly have to put it
on with a cold chisel and take it
off with an acetylene torch.
The English laundries are sup
posed to do any necessary repair
Nag. They probably send 1t to q
Blacksmith shop every time 1t
needs new buttons sewed on It.
nas 49, hona ,anndr,as No doubt
iron il with q sledge hammer.
49,. -
=" .O -
acslc .lio ollAs '.s =
nsse 70 saaAe siielA OA Wa"
'
The rain beating down on your
collar ana shirt 'front.' "ouio give
the same erect as SIX cats ON q
I'm roof.
DAY 1t would get red hot ana you
could fry eggs or chops right on
the bosom Of your shirt.
But you'd burn your fingers
collar and tie off.
Your sweetheart would have to
tickle you In the ribs with Q trip
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02
The World
We Live In
BY Dave Sentner.

I'm Utopia who washes the
1t = reported that subjects OF
King MephistopheIes are taking
the coal shortage IN d philo-
sophicaI manner.
Why not settle this Muscle
Shoals question and build Z gym
nasium there?
Odd 5obs-A red-headed boy
eating . tomato In q bun pasture.
After archaeologists get through
digging in Egypt the Egyptians
ought to have . first-class subway
system.
These radio concerts must be u.
great education to the birds.
Now that the Ku Klux Khan is-
taking in women members, youa
can hardly call them ! secret
society.
- ii
The advice to ''piclk up thy bed
and walk" il scarcely practical in
an apartment house bedroom. 2
- -
A New York book collector
leaves . milIion-d dollar estate. Evil
IDENTIFY there were q few hank
books in his collection.
Some folks have such swelled
heads that they could use Niagara
Falls for q shower bath.
Since girls are taking to wear
ing kniclrers seriously IT must be
an awful blow to the wind.
Eddy Kett says never to put
your feet up on the table. It
ruins good shoeshine.
Would You call the French.
army in the Ruhr district an
army Of coal drivers?
Vernon, the BoIshevik mouse.
has an idea Of putting dresses on
all cats to make them afraid Of
him.
An Arab IL forbidden to touch
wine or use tobacco. A sheik
isn't as much Of cut-up as we
thought.
An optimist IL man who
stands ct the head Of q crooked
road and sees q light ahead. A
pessimist is the man who blows it
out. &
II
A pessinnist is also columnists
who can't make an epigram on an
optimist.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

OF course, il you soiled your
pig-iron shirt, you wouldn't neces-
sarily have TO send it to the laun-
airy. You could file the spots off
with a rasp.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

The rain beating down on your
collar and shirt front would give
the same effect as six cats on a
tin roof.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

These radio concerts must be u.
great education to the birds.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

Now that the Ku RIux Khan is
taking in women members, your
can hardly cali them ! secret
society.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02
Check to You.

Couple is all ready for final
embrace beneath Campanile when
they hear the footsteps of yon ap-
preaching Waterman.
isightwatchman - Young nan.
are you going to kiss that girl?
He-Straightening up and stand
Ing at attention-No sir.
Nightwatchman - Here, then,
hold my lantern.-Green Gander.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

OF course on q warm summer
day 1t would get red hot and you
could fry eggs or chops right on
the bosom Of your shirt.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

But you'd burn your fingers
every time you went to take your
collar and tie off.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

Your sweetheart would have to
tickle yOu in the ribs with trip
hammer.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

They didn't give the formula
but the front IL probably made
out Of steel with tin collars and
concrete cuffs.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

II Utopia who washes the
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-03-02

After archaeologjsts get through
digging in Egypt the Egyptians
ought to have . first-class subway
system. I
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-03-22

congress which met in Canada y
the year preceding the waf.
was composed of the most emine'1
biologists of the world, ans "
statements aecrcdit to the CaS!
States an underground coal sssev
of 3,654,O00, 000, 600 metric tes1
against 1924. 000, o0O,o 100 in Css.9 /
oo6.0 600 000,0 600 in China; %2SMe
600 in Germany: and in the CsHeJ
Kingdom 10000, 100000. In isH
the United States has. aecose
to this expert estimate. q n
more than one-half of the nes
coal supply of the world. while y
fact that Canada which holds q
highest rank in underground ~
ply has imported nearly .
million dollars worth OF our -
in the last FIVE years, that -
which holds third rank in 90
is now buying knitted guam ~
from US, and that Great bs@
formerly the worlds ehief
porter, is now sending ships y
American coal, suggests that w
mining and distribution taeaIs1
promise an even greater pefv
age of increase in our fueuse =
exports than that of the past 4
The worlds annual eutp9
coal averages slightly less
$500, 600 900 tons, Of which
one-third is produced y
United States.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1923-03-22
Regular Assembly
Held at School

The regular assembly was held as
usual in the High school auditorium
Wednesday morning at 10 O'Clock.
This assembly took the for mot a de-
bate between two teams from the
Junior class. The question was. Re
solved, That Compulsory Military
Training Should Be Adopted in the
Secondary Schools OF the Country"
Edwin Harlow and Worthing Jones
upheld the affirmative side of the
question: Earl Mcdonald and Ken
meth Cram, the negative. The de-
cision OF the judges was awarded to
the negative side. The judges We're
Miss Alfredo Bowie, Mrs. Ellamay
Thomas, and Mrs. Gwendolyn Smith
Harvey Allen acted as chairman, and
Clyde Wakefield was timer. This
debate was proof of the excellent
training the boys are getting in the
debating society. and although we
We're. not able to defeat Cony in the
Bates league this year. because it was
a new thing for Gardiner, in recent
years anyway. every debater is de-
terJnined todefeat Ceny next year.