Evening star., 1923-05-27
Japanese Schoolboy Pens Some Thoughts
On the Vice Presidency

Here's trying 70 look at you!"
You are slightly far gone" peruss
Nosi.
"Bansair WOW. II hope 1 have
passed the . mile limit For after
that the suprim Court will be with me
till / SET back and let the Aunty
Saloon Leg smell my breath"
r. II s
ssIT>HE march OF purity must go on
i wards till nobody are left to
march," say my .dearie cousin.
Hon. Vice President must see about
that. too." vampire. "As soonly as
one sin are cured he must invent some
more. II IL are now crime in one
state to smoke cigarsets he must
make 1t crime In all. Same thing
with evolution. danoe-step. Pullman
bedsheets. fiap-girls and other wicked
pleasures. Hon. Vice Pres. must
standardize sins like Hon. Jno d.
standardized oil.'
"Horrus" grone NoGi and drank
swisss till his eyes looked across
themselves.
"who could we find to do such
grandy work for his Country and not
get hung?" ask to know.
Il nominate Lenin & Trotsky,"
gubble Nogi
Hon. Lenin are too i'll. Russia
have made him sick" / say 1t. "And
Hon. Trotsky are too busy freeing
Russia by shooting Russians. No We
must search America for somebody"
so sorry" Nogi decompose. Amer
lean refofmers are all bootleeging.
We must find some poor man some.
where's"
Speaking thusly Cousin Nogi 60 to
sleep on himself. and when he awoke
up he bursted into song. made from
following Japanese Sonnet. learned
by mail-order from Correspondents
School Of Poetry:
intellectual sing-song to Explain
Duties. Privileges and Annoyances
of Vice President when He Gets
to Doing SO.
What an Awful Problemb for the
Voter and the Poller---
Who shall Parties nominate to be
our Fool Controller?
Shall we choose a Spotluss Man
Or something from the Garbage Can.
A Sherlock Holmes. Ku Klux Khan, a
Turk oSHoly Roller?
HUSKY -hushy!
Lood behind.
Lock the door q pull the blind.
Who's the man, the proper kind
To be our Fool Controller?
Someone with a x Ray eye that pene.
trates partitions.
Someone with a Key Hole mind that
studies low canditions.
Someone Matched from white doves
Eggs
Who'll censor Charlie Chapiin's legs
And scare Al Woods until he begs
TO get some new positions.
Twinkle-twinkie,
Little eyes!
Everything is full Of Spies.
Subway trains and summer skies is
loaded with sispioions.
He must get around. you bett. & be
quite UNIVERSAL;
Closing picture galleries when paint.
ers get perversal:
Summarizing out to meet
The International Rummy Fleet
Or bringing modest overalls to Zeig-
fields new rehearsal
Naughty
What life!
Got no time to see his wife;
Always busy with the strife-and
watching the rehearsal
He must censor skirts & pants &
measure every stocking.
Read all Mother Goosery Rhymes to
see they amt too shocking,
Snatch the sticks from Ladies' lips,
Sieze the Flasks from off their hipps
And pump the Gin from Form Ships
Before they finish docking.
Happy-happy
Candidate!
Amt IL awful to be great?
It's nice to Steer the Ship of STATE
until it gets to rocking"
After those sawed.off thoughts. Mr..
Editor. my Cousin Nogi fell down
stairs from overwork. when last
seen he was still falling s flights,
which are superfiuous.
Hoping you are the same
Yours truly
HASHIMURA TOGO
Copyright, 1923, u. g. and Great RrifAin bv
North Amerieap Newspaper Allianee.)