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Palisadian., 1923-05-18
why Take
LAXATlVES7
Discovery by Science Has
Replaced Them.

Pills and salts give temporary relief
from constipation only at the expense
of permanent injury, says an eminent
medical authority.
Science has found a newer, better
way-a means as simple as Nature it
self.
In perfect health natural lubricant
keeps the food waste soft and moving.
But when constipation exists this
natural lubricant is not sufficient.
Doctors prescribe Nujol because it
acts like this natural lubricant and
thus Secures regular bowel movements
by Natures own method-lubricatio
AS Nujol is not medicine or laxa-
tive, it cannot grippe and, like pure
water, it is harmless and pleasant.
Nujol Is used in leading hospitals.
Get a bottle from your druggist
today.-Advertisem
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
MRS. GUSSIE {. HANSEN.

Mrs. Gussie E. Hansen, of GIG West
Sind Street, is now numbered with the
multitude of Los Angeles men and
women who have realized the wonder
full merits of Tanlac. In relating her
experiences, Mrs. Hansen said:
at is wonderful what Tanlac will do
for one suffering from stomach trou-
BILE, nervousness and rundown con-
dition. | have tried it.
Before taking the treatment every
thing l ate disagreed with me so that
| actually dreaded to sit down to the
table. suffered from constipation, had
awful pains across my back, and was so
nervous and run down l was in mis-
cry all the time.
'Tanlac was helping so many
others / thought 1t might help me, too,
and it certainly has. Why, my appe-
tite is just splendid, and my stomach
is in such good order l eat to my
hearts content. My back doesn't
bother me any more, and 1 sleep like a
child at night. l can't say too much
for Tanlac."
Tanlac is for sale by all good drug
gists-take no substitute. Over 81 mil
lion bottles sold.
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
LARKS ARE SINGING

ITO THOSE hopeful individuals who
- keep their gaze On the towers of
Utopia glinting like gold in the fare off
dreamy distance, give thought to the
golden rule and put its fine precepts
into actual practice, the larks are al
ways singing.
These humans have their trials and
difficulties. "even as you and L." but
with them all, they manage to wear
q smile of content.
They 60 about their duties, however
discouraging they may seem. with a
|. cheerfulness that gives inspiration 10
the discontented and fault-finding
souls, frequently losing their way and
falling in the mire of despair.
They know 'intuitively when to speak
and when to curb their tongues, for
they have learned the most difficult of
all arts, the art of self-control, which
the venerable sages will tell you Is the
first stepping stone to worldly success
and an enduring happiness.
Hope never deserts, them, even in
their darkest hours.
tNIt IoitlS lit1 DidLlhS III oNcl iiCI
head and bids them follow.
SO the gloom of somber night Is
transformed to day, and the trusting
disciples move from place to place, con
fdent of their ability to find their way
to the hills where the larks are sing
Ing and the sky is. forever light with
glorious sunlight.
The world owes a debt of gratitude
to these optimistic people which it
never can pay, and you and |, being a
part of the world, are likewise delin-
quent and possibly thoughtless of our
increasing obligation.
We are too self-centered, too greedy
for gain, too faithleSS.
We brush aside the weak in our pur-
suit of earthly dross and trample them
under our hasty feet, never stopping
to look back to see whether we have
hurt them. We forget that we all are
of one flesh, and If we have injured
them, we have injured ourselves.
Every day the Wise Keeper Of the
Book of Life is calling on some debtor
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
Dare Be the
Thing You Are
By DOUGLAS MALLOCH

ITO DARE to be the thing you are,
n Not something else to seem,
Your journey near, your journey far,
And dark, or all agleam,-
To walk your way with head erect,
Whatever 1t may be,
VIII bring you more of mems respect,
Than cheap chicanery.
To wear gloss. a thin veneer,
Your inner self to hide,
Some other person to appear,
May please your petty pride,
May satisfy you for a day,
A little while deceive
But men shall tear the mask away
And doubt who now believe.
II you are poor, to dare be poor
Is truly to be rich;
To live, if need be, on the moor,
If fated, walk the ditch,
VIII bring you more regard, I know,
Than velvet garments gay,
Than all the artificial show
For which you cannot pay.
If rich or poor, If small or great,
If age is yours, or youth,
Whatever fortune, ever fate,
Your greatest charm is truth;
And they more quickly find the dream,
The goal, however far,
Who do not something try to seem
But seem the thing they are!
60 by Mcclure Newspaper syndicate.)
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
SCOTS MOTTO, SAFETY FIRST
canny Individual Evidently Was Not
Man Accustomed to Taking
Unnecessary Chances.

The following story was floating
round the Dey0nshiref club the other
day:
A hotel manager, coming along the
corridor, saw the boots kHeeing on
the floor and cleaning pair of boots
outside a bedroom door.
Haven't told you that you are not
to clean the boots in the corridor, but
to take them downstairs?'
''Yes, sir
'"Then why are you doing it?"
Because the man in this room is "a
Scotsman, sir, and he's hanging on
to the laces "+Cassellis Weekly U.on-
don).
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
SWAMP FOR
KIDNEY AILMENTS

There is only one medicine that really
stands out pre-eminent as a medicine for
durable ailments of the kidneys, liver and
bladder.
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root stands the
highest for the reason that it has proven
to be just the remedy needed in thousands
upon thousands of distressing cases.
Swamp Root makes friends, quickly be-
cause its mild and immediate effect is
soon realized in most cases. 1t is a gen.
tie, healing vegetable compound.
Start treatment at once. Sold at all
drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medium
and large
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DIR.
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper-Advertisemen
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
Western Canada
Your Opportunity!

Western Canada is the farmers land of oppor-
tunty. Thousands of settlers who started not
many years ago with little or nothing, are today
the owners of fine farms, with comfortable
homes and barns, thoro' bred stock, dairy herds
all the marks of prosperity. Yet land is not
dear-only SIS to $40 an acre for rich virgin prai
RE convenient to railways. Land is not dear in
Western Calada-yet-Sccause there is so much
of it. But many settlers are expected in 1928.
and now is your opportunity. before the best
farms are taken. Get started. Taxes are re-
dueed, not raised. on land brought under cult.
walton. On farm buildings, improvements.
machinery. personal effects. automobile, etc.,
there is no tax at all. Canada wants workers.
it wants its land farrned - and the farmers,
through their municipal councils, have practical
control of all local taxation.
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
THINGS FOR THE FAMILY TABLE

XK7 HEN preparing soup and a
w dumping is desired, try these :
One-half hour before the soup is to
be served drop into it a large potato
and cook until done. Put it into a
bowl with tablespoonful Of butter
and mash fine, add a slice of grated
toast, an egg, a dash of salt and nut
meg and work well with fork. Drop
this paste in small pieces into the soup,
boil up and serve at once.
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
Something to I hink About

Bu F. A. UALkER

to blot out his or her delinquencies, al
ways hanging over hts or her head un-
til the account is paid in full
If YOU have cancelled your obiga;
ton and kept the faith, the day of reck-
oning will have no terrors, for you will
find you are us free and happy as tnf.
larks singing in gladness all about you
when the dawning is rosy and the air
is fragrant with the scent Of flowers.
90. 1928, by Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate) }
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
rlother5Coo(okBook Cook
--&-.Ezl

Why don't you live a cheerful life
And make the best of things?
For discomfort means constant strife
AMI other ills it brings.
1t Is hard tramping on life's pike,
| know that this is true;
But if you can't do what you like,
Try liking what you do.
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
Rice Flour Pound Cake.

Cream one-quarter of a cupful Of
butter with one cupful of powdered
sugar, add the beaten yolks of two
eggs one teaspoonful CT vanilla, the
grated rind of a lemon and one-half
cupful Of cold water Mix thoroughly
and add one and one-half cupfuls of
rice flour that has been sifted twice
with one and one-half teaspoonfuls of
baking powder. Fold In the stlffly
beaten whites Of the eggs and bake.
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
CATARRH

Catarrh is a Local disease greatly in
fluenced by Constitutional conditions.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE con-
ssts of an Ointment which gives Quick
Relief by local application, and the
Internal Medicine. a Tonic, which acts
through the Blood on the Mucous Sur
faces and assists In ridding your System
of Catarrh.
Sold by druggists for over 40 Years.
r. ]. Cheney & Co., Toledo. O.
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
Has Anyone Laughed
/ / As,s,',s At You EEIFv:! IEs:.. ;. s:
You Say You Don't Mind Be-

You Say You Don't Mind Be-
ing Poor?
OF course poor" is a relative
term. Some would think $10,-
600 annually miserly ipcome.
Some would think 1t munificent.
You may mean you don't mind
not owning yacht, three coun-
try houses, movie" picture
theater or two or you may mean
you like being threadbare. Once
there was Il poor lady who
thought it vulgar to sit in the
orchestra but as soon as she in
herited money the gallery and
balconies in the best ventilated
theaters became foul with bad
air. If you are poor and are
not rebellious you deserve
certain kind of credit. But It's
as vulgar to vomit poverty as
to crow about wealth. You
make folks just as uncomfort-
able and bored.
Your Getaway here Is:
You are happy In "whatso-
ever" place in life you find
yourself.
20 by Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate9
Palisadian., 1923-05-18

sifted flour, one cupful of milk, one
tablespoonful each of butter and lard,
two teaspoonfuls of baking powder,
one-half teasponful of salt and one
egg. Mix all the dry ingredients and
sift through the sieve. Melt the but
ter and lard in cup. Beat the egg
very light and add the milk to it,
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
Spring Salad.

Shred head of lettuce and line a
salad. bowl which has been rubbed
with a cut Glove of garlic. Cut two
large tomatoes into slices and arrange
In ring around the lettuce. Sprinkle
ful of chopped water cress and cover
tho whole with highly seasoned may
onnafse which has been enriched with
a half cupful or more of whipped
cream. Serve very cold.
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
Cuticura for Sore Hands.

Soak hands on retiring in the hot suds
of Cuticura Soap, dry and rub in Gu
ticura Ointment. Remove surplus
Ointment with tissue paper. This is
only one of the things Cuticura will do
if Soap, Ointment and Talcum are used
for all toilet purposes.-Ad Advertisement
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
Thirty-Two Years to PAY

For the benefit of those wishing to buy land, a
national non-proit sharing organization the
Canada Colonization Association-has been es-
tablished. with head Office at Winnipeg. and
United States office at St. Paul. This Associa-
ton offers selected land convenient to railways
much of it at SIS to $40 per acre-on very small
cash payment; no further payment until third
year; balance extended over thirty years, but
purchaser may pay up and obtain title at any
time. if desired. Interest six per cen; on de.
ferred payments
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
MEN YOU MAY MARRY
BY E. r. PEYSER

Has Man Like This Proposed
to You?
Symptoms: AWfully noisy,
big, clumsy, Away. falls over
things and makes things fall
over. Loves to sing though he
has no voice. A ways telling
stupid and long yarns and roars
with laughter whether you do or
not. Awfully happy, does every
thing the wrong way, never is
in a hurry, his favorite pastime
is cornet. q.
IN FACT
It's another way for him TO
blow off.
Prescription for Bride-to-be:
Buy domes of silence for
~ the home.
Absorb This:
Fightin' the Little Cornet
Where You Are Will Not Corner
the SiIences!
60 by Mcclure Newspaper syndicate)
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
Worth Thirty Cents.

"NIiserly offered the man who saved
his life half dollar"
Did the man accept it?'
"Yes, but he handed Misery 20 cents
change. ge."-Christian Register.
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
Heioht of Something or other.

To give your wife cash as a birth
day present and have her go and pay
the first installment on something
with it.-Life.
Palisadian., 1923-05-18

His Mist axe.

He-Do you know I'm afraid i
passed you the other day, Miss Green?
Immediately afterwards l realized to
my horror that | knew you.-LondOn
Punch.
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
Basket Eireless Cooker.

A fireIess cooker in basket form has
been invented for conveying food that
has to be served hot in out-of- door
public places.
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
No T aIent.

John-"You say Bert doesn't have
much of line" Don-"No, he can't
even string a banjo"
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
Oriuin OF "BunqaIoW.n

bungalow" comes from "bonglaw." !"
meaning Bengalese. or built in the
style of the Bengals, an East Indian
tribe.
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
Special Renters Plan
Buy Out of Profits

To aid and encourage the honest worker with
perhaps little capital, the Canadian Government
has Renters Plan, whereby one may work
a new or improved farm--"Try it out" for sew
eral years if desired-and buy farm of his own
out of profits
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
True EnouQh.

noun.
Student-Garbage can.
Palisadian., 1923-05-18

When Baby Has the Group. Hoxsie's
Group Remedy. 1t strikes at the root of
the disease. SO cts. All druggists.-Adv.
Palisadian., 1923-05-18

Pour this mixture into the dry ingre
dients, add the melted fat and beat Wig
orously for minute. Peur into but
tered muffin pans and bake Is min
utes.
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
he M an.

The Man
No man who hath eyes open spirit
ually will make more of structural al
teration and addition to the church
building than he does to the invisible
superstructure of the church's life
William Porkess
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
Nu.. hN4t n,slQ.
90. 1928, Western Newspaper Unlon.)
Better Travel Alone.

The man who meets trouble half way.
has poor companion for the rest of
HE journey.-Boston Evening Tran.
script.
Palisadian., 1923-05-18

Bright Pupil-Then if one ship
crosses the ocean in six days, can six
ships cross in one d&y?-London An
SwerS,
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
Just Girls.

Just Girls.
Maybelle-"Has he proposed to you
YETI Ethyle--"No, but he has an en-
gagement ring in his voice.
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
Answered by Another Question.

Teacher-If one man can build a
house in twelve days, six men can do
In, t,,.o ln,.r
Palisadian., 1923-05-18
AlIcuhany Mullins.

Take one and one-half cupfuls ,of
Palisadian., 1923-05-18

You will find victims Of swelled
l. heads on every bench in the park,
in every bread line, in every poorhouse,
Evening star., 1923-03-11
PLAN FUN FEST.

Arrangements are being completed
for the kallipolis Grotto fun fest"
10 be staged at the Central Coliseum
for two weeks beginning April ..
Among the vaudeville attra ctions
will be the Dixie Minstrel Troupe,
sideshows. dancing, novelty games
and an extensive exhibit by the mer-
fngton.
The special committee in charge of
the fun fest" reports that a number
of local merchants and manufacturers
already have reserved space in the
coliseum for exhibits
Evening star., 1923-03-11

l5-Inch Waterproof
Utility Bags, 39c

Extra Specialize for this
Large, Strong Bag, for shop
ping and all-around use. Of
black auto-top material, leather
like and waterproof. Every
body needs one. Get yours to-
morrow at a saving.
Evening star., 1923-03-11
Oil Opaque
Window
Shades, 49C

s1.00 and $1.25 Oil Opaque
Shades. slight seconds. but
not hurt Light and dark
colors, also Duplex style,
white on one side. ecru or
green on the other. 2x6 and
3x7 It. sizes. Also perfect
opaque shades.
Evening star., 1923-03-11

Brilliant touches of novelty-including
Deauvlle bandannas, with girdle to match;
Paisley sleeves and panels set into plain color
crepe; full Paisley tops, and plain colors OF
copen, brown, ashes of roses, green, tan,
navy, sand, gray and black. All sizes 10 to a.
Evening star., 1923-03-11

Adorned with embroidered motifs. fancy
stitching, rosettes, lace berthas, dainty ruf
filings and puffings, ribbon bands and bows
and gay folds of material many sparkling
with metallic ornaments. Long, three
quarter and short sleeves. SEE WINDOW
DISPLAY.
Evening star., 1923-03-11
4Oc and Soc Cretonne
Draperies
29C Yard
Colorful NeuD Spring
Patterns

Yard w e-of standard
Quality-and featuring par
ticularly the new tapestry
designs.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25
WOMEN NEED SWAMP ROOT

Thousands of women have kidney and
bladder trouble and never suspect it.
Women's complaints often prove to be
nothing else but kidney trouble, or the
result Of kidney or bladder disease.
If the kidneys are not in q healthy con-
dition, they may cause the other organs
to become diseased.
Pain in the back, headache, loss of am
bition, nervousness, are often times symp-
toms OF kidney trouble.
Don't delay starting treatment. DR..
Kilmer's Swamp Root, . physicians pre-
scription, obtained at any drug store, may
be Just the remedy needed to overcome
such conditions
Get medium or large size bottle i'm
mediateH from any drug store.
However. if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer 4 Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for 4
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this observation-disclosures.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25
MERCHANT GIVES
MORE EVIDENCE

W. r. Penny. prominent merchant Of
HendersonyiIle, N. O., and leader In
the civic and business affairs Of his
section, gives unstInted praise to Tan
lac. which. he states. has restored his
health and overcome troubles that had
defed treatment for years:
For many years" stated Mr.. Pen
ny, Il was a great sufferer from indi-
gestion and stomach trouble. Ulcera-
ton set I'm and necessitated an opera
ton. Utter lack Of digestive power
over a long period so weakened me
that I was hardly able to attend TO my
business.
''Tanlac seemed to reach the seat Of
my troubles at once and now / have
normal strength and activity In every
way. Tanlae is undoubtedly the best
stomach medicine TO be had"
Tanlac is for sale by all good drug
gists. Take no substitute. over 40
million bottles old.-Advertisement.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25
Method Of Measuring Ozone.

Before long II Is likely that among
other attractions OF a seaside resort
may be included announcements Of the
proportion Of ozone In the air.
Experiments have shown that II is
possible to discover the amount OF
ozone In the air with fair accuracy.
Slips Of white blottlng paper are
soaked In a solution OF iodide OF potas-
stun and starch. These. protected
from sunshine and rain. are exposed TO
the air for definite period. Accord
Ing TO the amount OF ozone present so
is the paper colored In varying shades
OF yellow. II ozone is abundant the
paper will be OF very deep shade.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25

Marble Is product % marine sod,
meats and volcanic arcs II Is lan
down on the sea bottom ~ shell hears
which gradually turn issa chalk. 7,
the straits should b. de~piy surs~d n
the rocks the Intense heat % the
hearth causes chemical elements 70 r.
arrange themselves 50 that they crys
tsillre into marble. Various impurities
IN the chalk give the marhie It's vari.
Gus hnesI
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25
The Superman.

Mr.. Flubdub. after trying to read
the paper while his wife gabbled, laid
1t down.
II see a registration of motorists
visiting the national parks shows
there is an average of 3.45 persons
per car"
'What about it7" snapped his bet
ter half.
Nothing; I was just thinking" he
Insisted.
swell, what were you thinkingr'
Nothing much, my dear. / guess
am the .45 person per car"
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25

| clear. Both OF you are d-n rascais
capable Of any dirty deyiltry. Y0n't
XIII me In a minute II you only had .
chance. I don't propose 10 give you
that chance. for know what my life
Is worth, and mean to protect II.
happen 10 need you Just now alive,
and. II you obey my orders, and an
swer my questions. your 20 away
from here alive. IL you don't, you'll
be buried here-do you get thatT
you mean 10 kill US anyhow after
you md the loot"
mo doubt that's your idea. That
Is what you would DO. and you have
me tieketed ia the same class Well.
that doesn't happen to be ny plan
al ALL In the first place. you've got
me labeled wrong. I'm not really after
the loot; I'm after you. DO you get
that. Garrfy7 Meager here Is Just .
common thief he's brute. and there
fore dangerous. but . d-n. sneaking
coward All care particularly about
him Is 10 save . woman"
what woman The surprised
question burst from the other fellows
lips before he could restrain IT.
Deborah Meredith. the woman you
forced into marriage with you. But
here has been the evil genius
Of this border for the last ten years.
There Is no crime he hasn't had
finger IN. Bur no one could catch
him red-handed. Now I've got you
Doth-got you good and hard I'm
going 10 bring you IN. dead or alive
but alive II possible"
who the hi are your burst forth
Clarity. his face beaded with psrspi-
-ation.
"My name IL Keiieen. Q captain Of
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1923-10-25

@l'vs sssn After You Three Montha'
cavalry; I've been after you for thres
months"
Good G--di then you're not ths
Frisco kidY'
I'm all tho KID there ever was
Kelieen admitted carelessly. Tint
party was simply manufactured to
order: here 10 where he ends his des-
perate career. l would have kept the
secret awhile longer II could. but per
haps II Is Just as well. Now we I'M
derstsnd each other. Clarity. and tho
very best thing you can 90 will be to
answer my questions.
Kelleen paused. turning quickly
over In his mind what he had better
attempt. lie felt profound con-
tempt for his prisoners. Meager. while
a physical giant. was mentally no
more than mere cowardly brute I:
Clarity might be truly dangerous
ally. treachcrous villain. but physically
unable 20 cope with him for moment.
and now utterly cowed. While he re-
NAMED armed. and they were weapon
less. he certainly had nothing to fear.
Tits hrst intention had been TO hold
the fellows as prisoners until the
squad OF troopers appeared: turn
them over TO the lieutenant In com
mand. searching the cave later al his
own leisure. But why waltz Il might
be an hour. two hours yet. before the
soldiers srrive,i--snd then there was
psborah. His thought isaped swiftly
TO the xlrl: what had happened to her
during those long dark hoursr Where
had she disappeared after he had
been dashed from the rockf She had
evidently escaped discovery; he knew
that had wandered OF into the desert
doubtless. might be there stlll. lost In
these leagues Of sand. struggling for
llfe Ehe vision celled TO him. yet he
could not seek her until AFTER his
men came. These prisoners werv far
too important 70 be lcft ungusrded
TITS duty a. an off'csr held him as In
wise.
Hut he realized AZ that moment .
decision that his heart was with psec-
rsh Meredith lie must end her. res
cue her. snd-thank God there was
time enough 10 accomplish this.
~whsn dld yeu nrst learn that Go
acs wss hiding out In this nsl<hbor- |
hood. carrityr' be questioned sud
denly.
-sls mouths sxo saw him In No
xsiss*
~frtvsfeiyf-
~Yess ~ bat soeas deals together
nefore
~rald ron rer rrote~tiea. iid hsf .
What ga he want this tlmer~
~rrosi<ions was % get him out |.
grub AZ nixht, lsave Il at certalno
spot That uns an
~lie didnt tell yoa where he was
sIainx cutr-
NO. but he had pients % money
! dtdpr ct much information out q
aln hr never dld trust anybody. The
authorities had run him pretty close.
| r~ekoas anyhow. he was ait alone.
noe enc Of bis rang left. When I
ccuidns md cut anything more. got
aeax~r to r0us ~ hsr~-