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Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-02-02
Inspection Troop A
To be Held Next Week

Troop A 10 ready for inspection
which will be held Wednesday
Thursday and Friday Of next week.
Several new recruits have been add
ID to the Troop.
There are many reasons for the
inspection besides having the equip
ment properly kept. This II Of
course necessary. The administra-
tive duties OF the national Guard
are the same as In the regular army.
Good training In this phase Ia de-
rived which would prove very use
ful In cases OF emergency or the out.
break Of war.
During \ crisis. the government
does not like to experiment. During
the peace time. the National Guard
can experiment. They can tell with
sufficient exactnesx the hours Of In
struction Il takes to qualify \ re-
cruit. Beisuse of the sxtensiveness OF
the National Guard the data would
make . correct average.
Although the training objectivcs
are prescribed. the methods are left
to the commanders. The govern
msnt can then check the result. and
the methods and decide more nc.
carateiy. durinG posce times. which
methods would b best TO use In
case Of necsssity.
A. the time Of Inspection. II there
10 somsthing which 10 not exactly
right. corrections are madc then.
This keeps all drilling standard.
Ths Troop has it, radio sst. but
The set has not bssn installed.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-02-02
Prove-sis Of Methus.leh

HearkeA unto me, my son, and
be wise-for a woman's last kiss
does seem better than her first.
Giyeth a man enough rope-and
verify will he smoketh himself to
death.
Like unto Dumb Dan is the absent
minded prot, who, leaving his home
in the morning. doth throw his wife
out Of the back door and kiss the
garbage can goodbye.
Verify say unto thee. my son.
when amongst women, let not thy
right" girl know what thy left
girl is doing.
When a man taketh unto himself
wife, verify he hath then a bet
ter half. But ye bachelors hath
better quarters.
Be wise, my son, be wise.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-02-02

Here's a wonderful thing!" said
the fascinating widow. i've Just
been reading about a man who
reached the age OF forty without
learning to read or write. He met
woman, and for her sake he
studied hard and made a scholar OF
himself in two years."
The disillusioned suitor smiled
sourly.
That's nothing" he said. 81
know man who was a profound
scholar at forty. Then he met wo
man. and for her sake made foo
Of himself in two days"
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-02-02
Smart Roy. Smart BOY!

Tommy-"Play store with me,
mammal"
Mother with headache)-All
right. But you must be quiet
very quiet"
Tommy-"Sure, we'll pretend 7
don't advertise
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-02-02
YOO-hOO, Fair Maiden

How times have changed! Years
ago the fair maiden would sit in a
high secluded tower and pray to
the Lord to send her a lover. Now
she goes down to the corner and
picks one out herself.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-02-02

Don't Try This On Your Flivver
Here lies the body of William Jay,
Who died maintaining his right of
way,
He was right-dead right-as he
sped along.
But he's Just as dead as il he'd been
wrong.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-02-02
Brow Wrinklcr

What Is the difference between
n young man an old man and a
worm?"
There is no difference-the
chickens get them all
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-02-02
Rah-Rnh-Rail

Thirty per cent of the college
students work their way through
school. The rest yell their way
through.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-02-02
ShOppipg Note

Fur coats for women are higher
in price this year. They are three
crying spells more expensive than
last year.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-02-02
Mr.. KIDDER TALKS

Wife-"Does she dress well?"
He-"I dunno, l never watched
her."
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-02-02
SAN LUIS VALLEY TEACHERS ASSOCIATION, SARGENT
HIGH SCHOOL, SATURDAY. FEBRUARY ; 1913

SAN LUIS VALLEY TEACHERS ASSOCIATION, SARGENT
HIGH SCHOOL, SATURDAY. FEBRUARY ; 1923
Mes..g Pssosan lo-l3 q.
Primary Section-G1adss 1-l-Ssnior Study Hall
subject Primary Method
Topic Primary Method and Ways Of Improve
ment Mise Yowe. Gunnison
Discussion Miss March, Center
Discussion. Redburn, La lara
Demonstration Miss Rawlings Sargent
General Discussion
intermediate Secton-Grades 4-8-Junior Study Hall
Chairman Miss Robertson. Del Norte
Subject Methods Of Teaching Basic Subjects
THE Teaching Of Oral and Silent Read
ing Miss Reynolds, Alamosa
2-The Teaching Of Oral and Written Compo-
sttton Miss Nelson Sanford
S-The Teaching Of Arithmetical Processes
Mr. Birch, Saguache
Discussion Miss Yowell Gunnison Normal
RoundTabe Discussion-"Aids That Have Found in the
Teaching Of These Subjects"
High School Section-Crades 9-l2-Auditorium
Chairman H. Journey. Hooper
IA Discussion Of the Pending Educational
Van Fleet. Monte Vista
Educational Ethics from the Standpoint Of
High School Teacher. .Supt Risley Pueblo Dis. 20
3-Gsneral Discussion 4r ~.sis
Basement Grade Building l2 o'clock
Afternoon Secton-2:o0 p. m.-Hish School Auditorium
Music .......- Sargent Gloe CIub
Business Meeting
Music. Sargent Orchestra
Address James s. Riaey. Pueblo. District 20
Music HHf. rf NA-..
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-02-02
You Just Know II

You just Know II
Said a flapper to q fellow named
Lee,
As she sat herself down on his
knee.
If you kiss me, Of coure,
You will have to use force
But I'll bet you are stronger than
me-"
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-02-02

Truth in Twelve Words
Five per cent in the bank is worth
10 in the bottle.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-02-02

Don't Try this ON Your Pond
Here lies the body
or Billy Bluff.
He thought the ice
Was thick enough.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-02-02
For Speeders

Sign in London. Ohio: Drive
slow and see our town. Drive fast
and see our jail"
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-02-02
Amt It the Truth

Paris dispatches say the new
styles are copied from clothes worn
800 years ago.
That's nothinE-some of our re-
cent styles go back to the Garden Of
Eden.
Monte Vista journal and Monte Vista graphic-reporter., 1923-02-02
Boost for Valley Products
By Buying GOOD LUMBER made from Rio Grande
County Timber and by Rio Grande County Labor

will find Washington Cedar New Mexico ye
ow Rn RED ~ % % RU M @ a Su eof Hs p pRpU a line s builders
We RED and WHITE SPRUCE LUMBER BULL PINE POST,
dimdons
%n @ ss R m sfkcE KY % ss 4Rs % s sa Bull
PINE class by themselves; they especially adapted this soil
a Of yearw $
put slopes
NATIVE WOOD?
The definition for fence post the SAN LUIS VALLEY of Bull!
Monte Visa m Cornpany
FRsT " When @ ? you 3 I SEQ 90 worth SATvE IuSBEk that @ dollars
onea
What fifty dollars
to
it.
49, Now when lumber WHITE RED SPRUCE
the bill PICKET the difference between and other
Whenw that
them dealer
the SAN LUIS VALLEY in
The Monte Visit; lndspend Lumber
4. tSe @ adding F
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has Monday % F%s
Yours for a Bigger and Better San Luis Valley
The Monte Vista Independent Lumber Co.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-07-13
CURRENT BUSINESS SURVEY

Continued From Page p
spreading until every department OF
industry is included. Judging by the
obvious possibilities and probable
trend we expect good business for the
remainder of this year at least.
Agricultural Conditions.
1t is true that the prices of agricul-
tural products are too low in compar-
ison with the prices of other products,
but the case is sometimes overstated.
All agricultural products are not in
the same position. The south had
very good returns from its cotton
crop last year and seems likely to have
this year. Corn is up to about double
the price at the low point. wool and
sheep and sugar bects promise good
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-07-13

Walter Bean left Saturday evening
Tor his home near Twin Falls. he has
been at work Tor John Huliz the past
two months.
G. NJ. Powell and Bert Robertson
we're Caldwell business visitors on
Saturday
Mr.. a. l.. Sherman spen; sunday al
iernoon with his daughter Mrs. {, l..
Brooks at Ten Davis.
Grace Glerman returned home sat
urday evening from 4 two weeks visit
with her sister at New Meadows.
Ray Lewis spent the week end a,
his home here.
Mrs. J. {. Glennon is helping Mrs
Ed. Mumford cook FOR hay men.
Mrs. Charlie Vogt was caller at
l.. f. Hodgson's on Monday alter
noon.
George Dooms and family have re-
turned from Emmett. Mr.. Dooms will
work Tor Charles Lee on the threshing
machine
Council meeting was held on Mon
day evening all members being pres
ent.
T.. p. Gilbert and son Martin left
Tuesday morning for Warm Lake Tor
two weeks outing.
Scott MoClanahan left Tuesday TO
join his father at Payctte. from there
they will make a trip to Seattle by
auto.
The children's sewing club met on
Tuesday afternoon with leader Mrs.
Robt- Spaith.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-07-13

returns, dairy products have been do
| ing very we'll and the outlook for cat
tie is improving. The Bureau OF La
Dor Index numbers by classes for the
month OF May shows farm products
at l59 as compared with $50 for all
commodities. on a base OF 100 for
1918. The farmer is not going to be
a free buyer under existing conditions.
but these unquestionably are temper
airy. and meanwhile the deficit in his
buying power is being made up by
full employment in the other indus
tries at high wages.
There is a good deal OF natural im-
patience that the agricultural situation
RECEIVERS so slowly. but the situation
is due 10 world conditions. Secretary
Wallace has recently pointed .out that
the production OF most OF the grains
has been largely increased. The re-
ceipts of hogs at Chicago in the first
FIVE months OF this year have been
about one-third larger than the COR
responding months of last year. Such
conditions inevitably affect prices. but
il must be considered that the in
creased production of both grain and
hogs has been obtained with very lit
tie additional labor or expense. Hogs
are down in price. but not one-third.
and the increased yield OF grain has
been at lower cost per bushel The
manner in which the big corn surplus
has disappeared and the price has rail-
lied is significant of what is likely to
happen with other farm products
which are down on account OF the dis
appointing European demand. We
are producing a great deal more wheat
than before the war, and the carry
over this year is very large. How
ever, the population of the United
States is greater by IS million than in
1918. and increasing every day And
the same is true of other populations
which look to this country for food.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-07-13

they have been visiting friends. they
also attended the dedication of the new
state highway over the Old Oregon
Trail at Meacham.
Mr. and Mrs. c. L. Pearson OF
Creenleaf and Mr. and Mrs Will Pear
son OF Portland were guests al the
Fred Kress home Friday.
Mrs. c. c. Bales and Miss Eleiza-
beth Num-, DR.. Warner. DIR. aud Mrs.
{. K. Whittenberg were Monday call
ers at the w. c. Fugate home.
Liddie. Hilda. Anna and Louise
Roedel spent Sunday with their uncle
Otto WEIGH OF Notus.
Mrs. Pearl HaifiN OF Boise is spend
ing the week with her mother Mrs.
Clarence whitney.
Mr.. Henry Beck attended the fun
eral OF Mr.. r. A. Hannah OF Notus
Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. E. Bales spent Sun
day with Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Hamer
of Canyon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Monroe Ollie and fam
lily and Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Mans and
family spent the fourth with their par
ents, A. o. Mans OF Eagle which was
family reunion. Forty-five were
present.
Mr.. and Mrs. FELTON,. Judge and
Mrs. Wolf and daughter OF Caldwell
were Tuesday evening dinner guests OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Ward Gordon.
Henry Beck and family attend the
band concert in Caldwell Sunday
Miss Louise Bales spent Saturday
at the Fugate home.
Mr.. and Mrs Ward Gordon spent
Sunday afternoon at the Mrs. Milliner
home.
Mrs. Ernest Hunt of Portland was
a dinner guest OF Mrs. +. c. Pearson
Thursday.
Mr. and Mrs. w. s. Gordan OF Cald-
web spent Sunday afternoon with
Judge Gordan and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Crochran OF
Kearney, Nebraska spent a few days
last week with his neice, Mrs. Art
Milliner. on their way to Portland
and different points in California.
Miss Alice Mason returned home
Sunday from Weiser where she has
been visiting relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. s. p. Corn, Ira and
Mr. and Mrs. Everett Corn OF Middle
ton were Sunday dinner guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. Emery Corn OF Canyon.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-07-13

Mr.. Royal Stanton was called to
Boise last week as his father has been
quite i'll.
Mrs. Jack Little is visiting at the
Bowles ranch for a few weeks. Mr..
Jack Little being employed al the
Bowels ranch.
Mr.. and Mrs. Kirkland. Riley Kirk
land and Mr.. and Mrs. Dave Bar
of Walla Waila were guests OF Mrs.
/ w. F. Wallace over Sunday
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Otis Ellis a
baby girl.
Mrs. Chris Rorher and Mrs. J. z.
Roberts called at the w. f. Cox
home Saturday.
Mrs. w. f. Cox motored to Mar
sing Saturday.
Mr.. Ronald Manley OF Boise re-
turned home Thursday after spending
two weeks with Tim Cox.
Mr.. Mitten from Boise was in this
vicinity on business trip Sunday.
Mr.. Lee Gibson from Media called
at the w. F. Wallace home Saturday.
Mrs. Isabelle Wallace. Esther Wal
lace. Charlie Wallace and Bertha Wal
lace visited at the Cunningham home
in Knowton's Heights Monday.
Mr. w. +. Wallace was transacting
business in the Knowlton Heights
Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Melborne
and infant daubhter visited at the
home of Edison Ellis Sunday.
Mr.. Royal Stanton has been quite
sick with asthma.
The Ed Ramsey boys were in this
vicinity from Caldwell Sunday.
First cutting of hay will all be in
the stacks in this vicinity Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hull from Baker are
visiting their son Mr.. Frank Hull this
week
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Seny visited
at the Royal Stanton home Wednes-
day.
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Hull and Mr..
Hull from Baker motored to Arrow
Rock dam Thursday.
Mrs. Verle Young visited at the
w. F. Wallace home SUNDAY.
Word was received from Charles
Jordan and family who left for Calf.
last January to make their home.
They are talking OF coming back to
Idaho this fall as Bakersfield can't
compare to Idaho for crops.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-07-13
Notus News

The Home Cabin Minstrel was Civ
en- at Roswell Friday evening. on &C
count OF aot being we'll announced the
crowd was not so large as expected.
Mrs. r. c. Sleeper was a passenger
to Caldwell on Saturday morning.
On account of the funeral OF " d.
Hannah the stores were closed from
1880 to II on Saturday.
Mrs. Dan Hoala left Friday for a
visit with her sister on the coast.
Mrs. Mark Mcclure was in Cald-
well Friday on business.
Mrs. Bert Robertson and Lola Mae
spent Sunday at the home OF her moth
err Mrs. ]. F. Mcclure.
A large number of Notus citizens
attended the funeral Sunday OF Frank
Galley at the community church in
Parma at the Tucker Cemetery.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-07-13

him.
The baby daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs.
w. J. Wolfe OF Cow Creek was quite
i'll Saturday.
c. Wilson OF Cav creek returned
home Saturday. He spent the Fourth
with his parents at Weiser and brough,
back load OF haying supplies and a
new haying crew. Daniel Haylett Jr.
was in charge OF the ranch during his
absence.
J. L. Long left Sunday for CaIifor-
MIA having sold his ranch to Chas.
Stearns.
Floyd Parks returned Wednesday
from Corvallis. RECON where he has
been attending three weeks summer
school for Club members.
Everett Jones, youngest son OF DR..
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-07-13
Central Cove

Mr.. and Mrs. K. w. Waldron and
daughters were Sunday dinner guests
OF Mr.. and Mrs. Thorn in Caldwell.
They attended the Dairy Special" ex-
hrbition and speaking.
Gertrude and Stella Waldron left on
Monday mornings train for Rupert
for a months visi. with their brother
and friends.
E. n. Mapes made a trip to Caldwell
on Tuesday to haul some stock for a
neighbor.
Mrs. Harriet Bayless has been Wis
iting in the home OF her daughter Mrs.
Henry Hanna at Notus.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-07-13
.d.n Valley

[.,.ev has purchased a nan
G he Jordan Valley sya stage . &c
[ II P' The Jordan Valley end
| Friday. r,..d,v of the
r. r noro,hy Banner at Yak
Ess.On. Mr.. Dan sn.;rr was as
(.,ss,er here. moving 10
pa' Fry Of Silver City IS the
F. f cousin Miss Dorothy
p.,,zor the Is year old son
, Dor suffered a badly brok-
y nj his saddle horse iell with
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-07-13
Marble Front

Mrs. Ray Barnes spent Sunday al
ternoon with Mrs. Ernest Farley.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. E. Norman OF Will
der visited at the ]. K. Mullin home
Sunday afternoon
Mr.. and Mrs. Alva Crosier spent
Sunday afternoon with Mr.. and Mrs.
lin Hammer at the head gate.
Mr.. and Mrs Fred Kress just re-
turned from PendIeton. Ore: where
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-07-13

and Mrs. W. w. Jones has been quite
seriously Ill with pneumonia the pas,
two weeks.
Miss Ruby Somerville is down from
Boise visiting friends and relatives.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-07-13

brated violin master, Leopold Auer.
The "Music News" OF Chicago recent
ly said: "Mr. Mixer, always depend
abse, facile anc artistic. played num-
Der Of singing melodies with beautiful
legato flow and with a constant play
Of light and shade that made them
ane indeed. In such works rs the
Guitarre' of Moszkowski he disclosed
a crispness of technlc and purity Of
information which was delightful"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1923-07-13
PROMINENT YOUNe
WOuNIS1 COMING
CHARLIE Mitchell Mixer to Appear 10
Recital Herr Soon.

Charles Mitchell Mixer II coming to
ChautauQua at the head Of his own
company, the Mixer Orchestral Quar-
tet. he Is a young vioiinist Of excep-
tional musical talent and tempera-
ment. whose playing is marked by fne
technique and sympathetic tone Of
great beauty. He Is a former pupil
Of Herbert Butler and also of the cele-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-11

TTERE'S good news for every
ID housewife.
The Washington Times
will conduct a California Orange
and Lemon Summer Drinks Con
test, beginning today and contin.
ulng. two weeks. Every woman
in the city is eligible to partici-
pate.
Several boxes Of oranges will be
given as prizes. There will be
no obligation to the housewife
entering and every participant
VIII receive an award.
The healthfuIness of oranges
and lemons is generally known
but the infinite number of de-
lghtful drinks which can be pre-
parep from these fruits is not al
ways realized.
The object of the contest is to
bring to light new and delicious
; California orange and lemon
drinks, fruit cocktails, fruit cups,
etc., to enable housewives to
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-11
RECIPE CONTEST BEGINS
PRIZES OFFERED FOR SUMNER DRINK FORMULAS

prove their skill when it comes
to using these staple fruits in
this way.
All that will be necessary for
cocks, professional, amateur or
otherwise will be to send in their
best beverage or fruit cocktail
oranges and lemons play the prin-
cipal part. Each contestant will
be allowed to enter five recipes,
which should be legibly written
with the flame and address Of the
entrant in the upper right hand
corner of the paper.
The first three prizes of boxes
of oranges will be awarded i'm
mediately after selection of the
winners has been made. The
other ten awards will be attrac-
tive and useful oak recipe card
index files, containing colored
cards.
Those taking part in the con-
test Will receive beautifully col
ored and illustrated recipe book.
let of famous California drinks
to be made from citrus fruits.
This booklet contains a mine of
valuable information for the
housewife.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-11
Details of Contest.

The Washington, Times, in
cooperation with the California
Fruit Growers Exchange, in
vites readers of this newspaper
to submit their best recipes for
orange and lemon summer
drinks.
The contest will continue
two weeks. Thirteen prizes
will be given each week for the
best& recipes. The weekly
prizes are as follows:
First prize - Two boxes of
Sunkist oranges.
Second prize - One box of
Sunkist oranges.
Third prize-One.half box of
Sunkist oranges.
One oak recipe file cabinet
will be given next ten highest
contestants each week.
Send in as many recipes as
you choose, but only one recipe
from any one contestant can
be winner. The best weekly
recipe will be published on this
page. When contest closes,
every contestant will receive q
beautifully illustrated book of
famous California recfpes.
mailed from the Los Angeles
office of the California Fruit
Exchange.
The chefs Of the New Will
lard and LeParadis will be the
judges.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-11
DO YOU KNOW
THAT

Natives of the interior Of
Africa hoard cattle as their
wealth. They never kill or sell
an OK.
Before Paris became the Mis-
tress of Modes, Milan gave the
fashions to the world; hence the
name "milliner."
10 clean white paint dissolve a
piece Of ammonia about the size
Of a walnut in half a pail Of
water and rub the paint carefully
with a sponge. Ery with a clean
soft buster.
Sprinkle a little salt on the bot
tom of the frying pan and this
will keep the fat in boiling from
splashing on to the CRATE and
hands, especially when frying
meats, sausages, etc.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1923-07-11
BOBBIE AND
HIS PA

/" HANK hevings. sed Ma to
Pa last mite, thare is
- man coming here tonite
with his wife, sed Ma, a man that
doesn't think the only thing in
this Wurld is baseball.
Thare are lots of men like
him, sed Pa.
Thare are lots like you, too,
sed Ma. All 1 have herd from
yure hips laitly, sed Ma, is chat
ter about how we'll the two New
York teens are playing ball, sed
Ma. Try to join in the general
conversashun tonite, plese, sed
ma. am sure Mister Heath
wick will not care about baseball
chatter, sed Ma.
Is he blind? sed Pa.
No, sed Ma, he is not.
Is he Def? sed Pa.
He is not, sed Ma, ne can
heer as we'll as you.
Then he must be DUNN, sed
Pa, foxes that can see & hear
& vet do not like baseball, sed
Pa, must be awful DUNN.
Do not be so narrow, sed Ma.
Remember that thare are all
kinds of peepul in this Awurld,
sum that like baseball & thousans
that do not.
Well, sed Pa, can see ware
I am going to have a deeliteful
eevning, & jest then Mister &
Missus Heathwick calm & ringed
our door bell.
Wen thay calm in Ma inter-
duced them & the first thing Mis-
ter Heathwick sed to Ia was
Well, I see our old friend Nc
Graw is still making them all SCI
up & talk motifs.
Yes indeed, sed Pa. Quite a
baby, that thare John j. Nc
Graw, sed Pa. He forgot moar
baseball than the rest of them
knew, sed Pa.
Pa & Mister Heathwick & me
all went into corner & we
talked baseball & let Ma 4 Mis-
Sis Heathwick talk about Rudolf
Valentine & Duglas Fairbanks.
Us men dident pay no moar
attenshun to them, the first
thing we knew it was time for
them to go hoam.
What charming peepul thay
are. sed Pa after thay had went.
You think so, do you. sed Ma.
1 doant see how you know sed
Ma, wen you dident look at Mis-
sus Heathwick onst the whole
evening.
know she must be charming,
tho sed Pa, beekaus she lets her
husband talk about the things
he likes, you mite lern lesson
from her, sed Pa, & Ma dident
say any moar. l think this here
life Is so short we shud all talk
about the things we like, that is
why I talk about myself 80 much
in these here Essays.