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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-04-02
SOr10 la bora

Por ell numero de cartas de adhe-
sion que venimos recibiendo de la is
Ia y por la calidad de las personals
que las suscriben, podemos deducir
como sc halIa ei estado de amino del
pals que paga, en- contra de las ano-
malIas que estamos conhatiendo..
En- cuanto a esas distinguidas per-
sonalidades que han tenido la deli
cadeza de prestarnos sus voces de
aliento, demostrando con clio no en-
contrarse incluidas entire las incons-
cientes, G'aclaramos estarles altamen-
te agradeeidos. Pero asi mismo Y
con Ia franqueza que el estado de CO.
sas impone, deseamos decirles, que
esas adhesiones en- la prensa signi-
ficarlan una ayuda de gran peso,
pues harlan comprender q los que,
quiza sin deliberaGa intensi6n nos
cxasperan con sus onerosas Y engo-
rrosas leyes v disPosiciones arbitra-
rias, que la situacion que han crea-
do es va de todo punto intolerable
Y que por alg1n lado tendra cue re-
ventar. ST, EN- esa misma prensa que
ha califcado de luminosas las ideas
del sefior Tizol, las cuales han pro-
yocado esta respetuosa protesta, es
donde deben aparecer todas esas ra-
zonadas adhesiones. Y ninguna oca-
sion mejor que la presente en- que
ha dado principle el reputado juris-
consulto a vaciar en- nuestro Parla-
mento sus metodos opresivos, sus pro-
yectos de ley anuncia0os en- su libro,
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-04-02

co, toda vez Que dice: mo para dis
minuir servicios, nj rebajar sueldos,
sino para disponer de mas recursos
para nuestro Tesoro."
Por supuesto que este le sonara
muy bien al pueblo que no paga y
disfruta anchamente de los serVicios
publicos, mas aun a los jefes de
Departamentos cue desGe antes de
reunirse la Legislature va tienen
Iista hecla para pedir como quien
pide a Dios.
Por ESQ es precise que ell pueblo
pagano sc vaya irguiendo Y, va que
no ttene defensa por ning1n lado, Sc
disponga a defenderse por 81 propio,
Entonces solo entonces sera tan
respectable como rnerece = no tratado
como al pobre asno que aguanta to-
ia la carga que lie quieran echar.
Comprcndemos que el presente es-
tilo no .es el mas apropiado para le-
tras de molde, por el respeto que el
p1blico merece, pero dadas las cir
cunstancias no cabe otro. Y como
no escribimos para literatos, pues el
asunto mayormente no les atane, su-
tendencies a exprinir mas y mas
los va por demas exprimidos contri-
buyentes, sin siquiera ofrecer como
recompensa medios de corregir el
principle de los abuses: la fdtil in
version de los dineros que de dife-
rentes maneras Sc nos arrebatan Y
&c 10 cual parece no quiere darse
cuenta tan esclarecido hombre publ
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-04-02
TRES RANDERAS:

5a. jornada de s'Las Dos Ninas de
Paris.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-04-02

la GREcA, Ell mejor restaurant
de San Juan. Tetuan 2t.-Advt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-04-02

Y obtuvo previo los requisites de ley
el ingreso de ese nino en- la escuela de-
Carload de santurce, en- donde recib1
I'd educaci6n industrial completa, apren
diendo mdsica instrumental y un ofci>
de 10 de mas provecho, de acuerdo con
gus facultades, adquiriendo ademaa una
educaci0n priInaria completa.
Este premio que lie favoyece, servird
de estimulo ademas, entire sus compa-
fteros del Refugio.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-04-02
''ArtritiSnlO"

81 usted sufre de los rifones,
Gle calcyllos biliares, 81 su higa-
do funciona nal, 81 81 reuma 10
doblega, 81 la acidez de su esto-
mago lie demuestra que Ell Acido
Urico, ell gran enemigo de los tr6
picos, Sc ha posesionado de su orr
ganismo y ha perdido usted La es=
peranza de curarse; no Sc deses=
pere. Use las "AGUAS BUFFALO
LITHIA" y Ell alivio sera inme=
diato. La litina es ell gran disol-
vente del acido Urico. Pregnntele
su medico. Las aguas BUFFALO
LITHIA estan a la venta en- to.
das las farmacias de San Juan,
Puerta de TERRA y Santurce.
Representatives.
WYMAN & SHINE
Allen 81 San Juan, P. r.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-04-02

LAS ANTIILAs:
LA Mano Invisible 10. y %. epi
sodio y comica.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-04-02
Los secretoS dc America Sc guardian
m0jor que los de las tumbas egipCias

La arQueologia tiene s1is puertas mas
firmemente cerradas y selladas en- Anne
RIGA que en- Egipto. A pesar de que la
eamara interior de Ia tumba del Rey.
Tutankhamen, cerca sdel pueblo de Lu-
xor, Egipto, va esta revelando sus Sc
cretos, Sc aetivan mucho Los planes pa
IA descubrir los mas desconcertantes
misterios que ofrecen las ruinas pre-
aistoricas del Continente Americana.
Ell Sr. Neil M. Judd, Curador de la
Arqueologia Americana del Museo ma
tlonal de los Estados Unidos, quien,
ademas, esta encargado dc las expo
racioEes de la Sociedad Geografca Ma
clonal en- ell Estado de Nuevo Mexico,
ha tenido la bondad de .avisarle a la
Unioa Panamericana que una expedi-
cion Sc ha situado sobre ell terreno CO.
rTespondiente a fin de desenterrar YES
iigios que puedan contribuir a tijar la
1echa de Ia erection de las casas indi-
genas construidas de piedra tosca (clitf
houses), al costado de riscos.
Dicha expedition seguir$ la pista por
las ssnas anulares, que Sc ven en- ell
corte transversal del trono de un arbol,
y Sc esforzara por encontrar los tron-
cos enterrados de arboleS que va eran
yiejos cuando los arboles mas antiguos
tercanos elios, ahora existentes, eran
nuevos, y que acaso eran jovenes GUAM
do Sc cortaron las maderas que Sc usa-
ron en- Ia arquitectura indigena prehis-
t6rica. Millares de nluestras de estas
lnaderas Sc encuentran en- los techos,
cielos rasos y pisos de los restos de los
grandes edifcios donde, un tempo, vi
vieron communicates indigenas, en- los.
territories que hoy ocupan los Estados
de Arizona, Nuevo Mejico, Utah y CO.
dorado.
Ahora bien, la numedad absoroida
por los arboles determine el espesot de
los anillos arluales de aquellos. Por elem
plo, una serie de anillos en- cualquier
srbol indidica proporciones id6nticas
en- otros arboles que crecian al ,nismo
tempo en- condiciones analogas, con
tai que tengan Ell mismo numero de AMI
Hos. Por 10 tanto, los peritos compra-
ran los anillos de cualesQuiera arboles
enterrados que Sc encuentren con aQue-
los de los arboles vivos y de maderas
antiguas con la esperanza de estable.
Ger una relaci6n que sirva para deter
minar ell espacio de tempo entire am
hos, es decir, entire los arboles antiques
y los modernos. Entonces, Ell problema
quedara reducido contar los anillos
para determinar Ell ntlmero de amos
transcurridos desde que estas misterio-
sas noradas precolombinas fueron cons
truiias.
Ell DR.. Manuel Gamio, Director de
Ia Arqueologia de Mejico utilizara las
iglesias en- vez de los arboles para des
2ubrir la edad de la arquitectura de los
aztecas la anterior en- Ell Vale de
ectihuacar, en- Mejico. Sc sabe la fe-
cha de la construction de las igtesAas
mejicanas del siglo XVI. Ell DR.. Gamio
espera cavar cerca de las paredes de
estas iglesias, hasta su base, medir
ia profundidad de la TERRA deposftada
por la standardization natural en- los 400
nltimos aios. Dividiendo sinpiemenre
Ia distancia que hay entire ell nivei
actual v la base de los monunentos pre-
historicos por este espesor de 400 amos.
LA CREcA, Ell mejor restaurant
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-04-02
MuNIc1p1o DE RIO GRANDE
oFICINA DEL
COMTsIoNADO DE INSTRUCTION
RIO GRANDE, P. r.
ANUNcTo DE sUBAsTA

Proposiciones en- pliegos cerrados pa
"a la adjudication en- pdblica subasta
de una casa escuela radicada sn Ell ba-
rrio Buena Vista de este termino mu-
nicipal, de MADEIRA del pals, techada de
zinc, de ocho pies de luz, de veinti-
cuatro por treinta (24x3O). base, sin
solar, valorada en- la su1na de (S35O. .0o)
trescientos cincuenta pesos, Sc admiti-
ran en- esta ofcina hasta Las dos pasa-
do meridiano e p. n.y. del dia 18 de
abril de 1928, en- que Sc abriran publi-
camente.
Todos los datos respocto a la refe-
rida casa escuela Sc suministraran en-
la oficina del Comisionado Municipal
de Instruction de Rio Grande, P. r.
Sc advierte a los ucitadores que,
Embellishments despues de adjudicada
la casa-escuela al mayor postor, la Jun
ia de Subasta no aguardara demora de
ningiin g6nero para los efectos del CO.
bro.
La Administrator Sc reserva ell de-
recho de rechazar cualquiera todas
las proposiciones, y el adjudicar la ca
sa escuela bajo otras consideraciones
que no sean benefciosas para Ell muni-
cipio.
Alfonso RUIZ,
Com. Mpal de Instruction.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-04-02
UNo QUE TRIUNFA
EN- Ell REFUGIo

Ell nifo Pedro Avifio y Matthew, ma
tural de Lares y huerfano de padre ,
Eadre, que desde hace tres amos era
asilado EN- ell Refugio de Eifios Desam-
parados, Sc distingu46 de tai manera en-
las classes, por SUI buena conducta y
aplicacion, que Ell Presidense, gestiond
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1923-04-02

LA CREcA, Ell mejor restaurant
de San Juan. Tetuan 21.-Advt.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-08-06
Dubois County Reunion Sunday

Former residents of Dubois County
will meet next Sunday at IL a. m. in
the municipal theater at Brookside
Park. Lieut.. John Eisenhut, in charge
III arrangements. said today. Ad-
dresses are scheduled after picnic
dinner.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-08-06

bail and reception at Tomlinson
and Machinists Halls.
"Shriners highway" Vermont ST.,
and Indiana Ave, will be thrown open
at 6 p. m. a
Business sessions of the Imperial
council will be held at Machinists
Hall. The meetings of the Daughters
of Isis will be held at Bethel Ave, M
E. Church, Vermont and Toledo SITS.
This will be the second time the
council has held it's session here.
The first time was in 1913.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-08-06
CHURCH SYMPATHlZES

By Times Special
WALDRON, Ind, Aug. 6.-The an
nual State field day of the Universalist
Church was held here Sunday.
message to Mrs. Harding, which
was adopted by the convention assem-
bly,, follows:
"Universalists of Indiana desire to
express to you their deep and sincere
sympathy in the death of your hus-
hand and express our own sense of
personal loss and sorrow in the death
of our great President"
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-08-06

MOTION PICTURES
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-08-06
Tooth Brushes

Dr.. Vests tooth brush. 500
Prophylactic tooth brush. .34G
Owens tooth brush, in glass
Rubberset tooth brushes. $50
SOC Tooth brush ......... $50
35c Tooth brush .25G
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-08-06
THOUSANDS HERE
FOR OPENING OF !,
JOINT CONVENTION
Special Trains Bring Many
Delegates Sessions
Start Tuesday.

Several thousand visitors were in
the city today to attend the twenty
fourth annual three-day sessions of
the Imperial Council of Ancient Egyp-
tan Arabic Order. Mobiles of the Mys-
tic Shrine, and the Grand Court
Daughters of Isis, opening Tuesday.
Special trains were expected today
from Washington, D. c.; Columbus,
Ohio, and Louisville. KY. The Chi
cago delegation will arrive Tuesday
morning.
Although the conventions do not
begin until Tuesday, activities were
arranged for today. In the afternoon
there was to be an informal recep-
ton of delegates and in the evening
Perfection Butter Makes Riddles Grow.--Adv.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-08-06
Antiseptics
Miscellaneous Needs
81 90 MoOrse's Pyorrhea

25c Dental FLOSS, II yards, IN
glass IB@
35c Arnica tooth soap POO
Both quill and wood tooth picks
are offered at our stores.
Csc Corega ............... 29&
COO Corega for ............ 400
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-08-06
FRIEDA'S
FOLLIES
By M. E.
Copyright, 1928.

She prided herself upon,
"A sanity reputation.
Yet robbed other women OF theirs.
Such women should be taught a
lesson.
Facts meant nothing in her life.
Until he found discriminating evil
dence,
Against her,
In her desk.
I had put it there
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-08-06
There's No
Vacation From
the Care of
Your eeth

Even after you've seen your
dentist, and your teeth are
once more polished and white
do not neglect. the care of
your teeth. You should sup
pliment the dentists treatment
by the daily use Of cleansers
and antiseptics.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-08-06
Are Your Hands Pretty?

Do not be satisfied with
hands that are rough and red
fingers nails that are I'M
even and lusterless. and un-
slightly by hang nails. Treat
your hands with these prep
arations and be proud of their
appearance.
$50 Mirror Nail Polish 29G
$50 Cutex preparations POE
500 Cutex Cuicle Re-
mover .4SG
soc Glazo Nail Enamel. 39G
Soc Lustrite Liquid
Bleach ............... 29C
Powdered Pumice, 4 OF. 1OG
Glycerine Lotion. 2 OF. ..15c
35c Dame Nature Lotion zee
Hand Scrubs. Zoe and 15&
Nail Files 1Oc to 35t
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-08-06
ELECTION PLANS
OF c. |. i. UPSET
BY WITHDRAWALS
Executive Board to Consider
Situation Arising From
Printers Action.

The executive board of the Central
Labor Union will meet Tuesday to
consider the situation arising from
withdrawal from the central body OF
Indianapolis typographical Union No.
1 and the local union of the United
Brotherhood OF Carpenters and join
ers.
Four candidates who were to have
been voted upon at the annual cleo
ton next Monday evening were mem
berg of the unions which withdrew.
The candidates are automatically off
Of the ballot.
Action Of the printers came Sunday.
Carpenters withdrew week ago.
Received No Benefit
'SThe typographical union has not re-
ceived any benef1 tfrom the c. L. U.
for a number of years" said Guy Nc
Coy secretary But we have given
our financial and moral support until
now. We have withdrawn until the
@. L. Z. returns to normalcy. We do
not believe that public questions
should be discussed by the body. It
should confne It's deliberations to
labor questions"
Two weeks ago the C. L. U. adopt
ed a resolution commencing Police
Chief Herman F. Rikhoff for his effort
to stop the burning of fiery crosses in
side the city limits.
Withdrawn Candidates.
The candidates automatically with
drawn are S. p. Meadows, carpener,
for secretary; William Wilson, car
penter, for vice president; Russell III.
Gilmore, printer. for treasurer. and
Hubert Riley, printer. for statistician.
Candidates remaining are: Louis
c. Schwartz, for president; John
Smith, for president; L. A. Barth. for
secretary; William Holmes. for vice
president and James Kinney. for
treasurer.
President Charles W. Kern of the
C. L. U. said he would not be surprised
II other organizations follow the ex-
ample of the printers and carpenters.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-08-06
Tooth Powders

35c Graves tooth powder. .21$
Luxor tooth powder $50
soc Lyons tooth powder. 100
30c Sanitol tooth powder. PIC
$1.0Q Pyorrhocide powder. $40
Coo 'Caroid Dental powder $50
SOC DR.. Huff's tooth powder 4Sc
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-08-06
Tooth Pastes Low Priced

soc Sanitol tooth paste. .21%
35c Senreco tooth paste. :. .23c
soc Ipana tooth paste. .39c
soc Iodent tooth paste 49,. SEQ
Soc Lily's tooth paste. .34G
SOC Pepsodent tooth paste. 39G
paste. =. 1870
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-08-06
Answer to previous puzzle:

mo ITTA EPT SINE" becomes
mo ADMITTANCE EXCEPT ON
BUSINESS" when the entire sign is
revealed by an X-ray view through
the two cases which obscure the ends
of the sign.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-08-06
A Puzzle
a Day

Seven men came frequently to a
restaurant; the first man every day,
the second every other day, the third
every third. day, and so on, to the
seventh, who came but once a week.
The proprietor promised them a free
dinner, on the first day that ali
should be there together. How soon
did this event occur, according to the
above order of rotation?
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1923-08-06
Pure Drugs at Hooks

medicine Hooks small drugs
that conveniently placed shelves.
AlumP 4
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q OF. .&Og
Bay Rum, 4 or. ..25c
Camphor Spirits, 1 oz... 15c
Camphorated Oil. OF. -. .15c
Cascara Aromatic, o.. .26G
Castor Oil, 6 OF .25c
Cocoanut Oil, 4 OF. .25f
Eliz. l. Q. & S., 6 OF. SOC
Glycerine, 3 OF. .15G
Glycerine Lotion, 4 o.. .. .25G
Iodine Tincture, 1 OF. .15G
Lactated Pepsin Elixir,
OF. .. COG
Muriatic Acid, s oz...... .15G
&. Oil Citranella, 2 OF. .2SG
Peppermint Essence, u oz.10G
Sweet Spirits Nitre, LOG. zoe
Turpentine, s or. ..25c
vinella Extract, 2 or. .25G
Witch Hazel, s o.. use
New Britain herald., 1923-02-10
A FINE SPIRIT

There is noteworthy thing about the passing of the amended debt fund.- ing bill by the House yesterday. Led by the splendid statement of their leader, Representative F. J. Garrett. Democrat, that the subject was too big and the hour too dignified" for opposition to a proposal which would help bring stabilization to the world, 6S democrats joined the Republicans in their backing of the measure.
 It was a foregone conclusion that this bill, favored by the administration would pass because it was an admin istration chance to do one good thing, at least about which there could be little question. The administrators support of accepting the agreement England has accepted is not to be belittled, of course, but the attitude of such a number of Democrats in for getting party lines in this matter in- spires the wish that such an atmos- phere might more often pervade the House.
New Britain herald., 1923-02-10
FISHING

Why let our vision stop with the ice
 or fast melting from it: It is far
 more pleasant to look through that grass that will come up when the cold weather has gone-the fresh, green grass that will appear along about fishing time.
 And if we can see that far ahead, we can at this moment consider the report of the state fish and game com mission, and the report of John w. Titcomb, superintendent, both recently published. In those reports there is the frank statement Tt is obvious that fishing program cannot be carried out without substantial sums of money, which the state has not had in the past, at least for fishing pur- poses. Too much emphasis cannot be laid upon the importance of having a fishing license.
 There are two classes, or perhaps three classes of fishermen to be con- sidered in discussing this matter of the fishing license. There is, first Of all, the class Of men who fish to help out the family larder. A small license fee would be the best investment they could make. For the sum Of orc or two dollars. paid by them. they would be assured of far better fishing than they have ever known. If not this sea- son at least in the following seasons they would have the well stocked | streams at their disposal. instead of streams hshed dry by Thomas, Rich | ard and Harry who do not need the fish but who. perhaps. make fishing an excuse for wearing sport clothes or getting away from work for a day
New Britain herald., 1923-02-10
|25 Years Ago Today
(Taken from Herald of that date)

At meeting of Stanley Post. G. 4. R. last evening, l.. D. Penfield was elected to fill the vacancy on the so- cial committee.
 Edward Bachr has accepted posi- ton with George Baehr, the Main street baker.
 Robert Mantell will appear at the Lyceum this evening in bis new TO- mantle drama, The Secret Warrant"
 The principal of the High schooi found it necessary to lecture the boys on throwing snowballs after classes today. He said that any boy caught throwing snowbalIs woulu be arrested
 The Crescent Whist club will meet with Mir. and Mrs. (seorge rrenticc at their'home on Winthrop street this evening.
 Lincoln's birthday will not De gen. erally observed as holiday in this city, although it is ,egal holiday. The hours at the post office will be the same as usual.
 A horse which smashed Its heac after running away this afternoon was taken to William Doyle's livery stable where it's cuts were sewed up. Tie animal dashed up Main street colid- ing with pole.
 The annual meeting of the Russell & Erwin Mfg. Co. was held ycster- day afternoon and the old board of directors was reelected.
New Britain herald., 1923-02-10

or half-a-dsy, Then there are the small boys License or no heeRss they are noi going 10 be inteFfeFea Aish unr less they waRt0nly destroy the fish or sRoil the fshing grounds, Rnl as a rule they are ihe hest asheFmen in the world. And lheR there is the class of people who fse ealg for pleasure, They can well afoEd small license fee, and they viii De slaa ie pay t, Those outside these three classes, namely those who care only enough for Rshing to giVe il day eaee or twice in summer, are net worth considering,
 Al true fishermen, thea, and all who need the fish for very practical purposes, will approve the plan to re- auire licenses Of hsheFmea, All will join in the movement to improve the fishing of the state to the advantage of all,
New Britain herald., 1923-02-10

You ought ta realize, fellows thsi
 those men would giVe pile af money
 @ be hack al geaF age aeiRg just the
 things You are doing, And those men
 would like 10 he able to convince Eea
 that il they had known ali the things
 when they were boys that they know
 now, they'd have organized a Boy
 Scout movement themselves if they
 had had brains enough, Those men
 wish, today when il is too late, that
 there had been a Boy Scout crowd
 when they were kids, The know now
 that the things you fellows are doing and praetieing would have been
 mighty good for them to have known
 when they were kids
 Say, Scouts, this is the thirteenth birthday of your orgaaizalion, Men can't make that organization as biz as lt can be made, You're the fellows that can make il big. and those men know it, They'll try hard enough, but they're no good without you, So the next time some Of those men talk to you, just sort Of try 10 understand that they are handicapped, Treat them kindly, Scouts, Give them encourage ment in their trying to help you make the movement the biggest thing in the country, For, you know. in a few years you fellows win be running the country and those men will be old | and will be looking entirely to you 10 run things all right, not only in the Boy Scout organization but in the whole country. too, So help them along; make things sort Of easy for them and walk right up and tell them what you're going to do to make the Boy Scouts greater.
 The President Of tho United states? Sure, he sent you a message. He's one Of those men who wants to tell you how they feel but-shucks-he can't 10 it any more than Mir. Jones or Mir. Smith or any of the others can. They mean all right and they're cork ng good fellows. but 1t takes you Scouts to show them and. take it rom us, they'll get busy and do just bout as you suggest to them. It's up o you, Scouts.
New Britain herald., 1923-02-10
CAPITOL ,As JOKES
BY BEN JOHNSON,

U. s. Representative from Kentucky,
 Fourth District
 Once on time I had recommended a young man for appointment under the civil service.
 The bureau chief said at first that while the young mans experience seemingly was good, his knowledge was not great enough. When the young man passed the examination at the head Of the list, the bureau chief wrote to me that he thought the candidates ability was adequate, but his experience was insufficient.
 I wrote to him that he reminded me of a judge I knew down south.
 The judge was not deeply learned and at one time he submitted writ ten opinion to a lawyer and asked him what he thought of it.
 The lawyer replied.
 We'll judge, I'd say that if your opinion is right, then your reasons are wrong, and if your reasons are right, then your opinion is wrong"